Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: In the private room, the female agent picks up the rear. Gazing over the gaming floor, the agent
Example Output: runs off past the crowd lining the court.

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: She tasers him in the neck. Someone
Example Output:
squeezes someone's outstretched hand.