Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Waited over and hour for our food our waitress never came near our table after taking our orders. We attempted to wave her down to find out why two tables who had only been seated 15 minutes already received their food and we had been there over an hour and nothing (keep in mind there were only two of us). After watching everyone around us come and go and waiting another 10 - 15 minutes we finally decided to just leave. We walked past our waitress on the way out and she said nothing. I give them one star because zero isn't an option which really sucks because we were extremely stoked to try this place :(

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Came here for brunch! Cafe was full with a steady stream of customers but there was never a wait. We are locals and it's definitely nice to be able to get brunch without the trouble of the Strip or Parking or drunk people. It's nice to find small places like this in the heart of Downtown Las Vegas. Food is very good! I had the chicken sausage omelet which was very good and fluffy. Fiance had the chicken and biscuit with gravy which was also tasty. Free chocolate chip cookie when you check in on Yelp. Would definitely come here again.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Dark with really cool people crammed into a tight space eating bland overpriced food. Bland except for all the salt they put in their food. The drinks aren't bad but it takes a really bad bartender to mess up cocktails.