input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Not great. Our room was pretty dirty and the sink faucet was almost entirely detached from the sink. The toiletries weren't new (i.e. used lotion) and the shower had old shower hooks hanging off the end. We used a Groupon, and despite the other reviews, it was actually pretty easy to book using it. Service was very friendly. The restaurant was pretty good. Overall, this place thinks it's way hipper and polished than it is. Chintzy fixtures, very "IKEA" feeling. It reminded me of when I was a kid and used to "clean up" my room by shoving everything into the closet before my Dad came in. Open that closet door, and you've got a big mess.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: This place is a LV landmark. Everyone should try it. Period. Now the details... Yes, it is in a shady neighborhood close to the Stratosphere, but SO worth it. The have weird hours ( I think they are closed Mon & Tues or something)...and they are CASH ONLY! I never carry cash, so this is a big deal for me. The custard? AWESOME. Not alot of flavor selections, but awesome anyway. I recommend the Western Sundae.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
The outside terrasse was inviting and pleasant, and the entire pub had such a good aroma and atmosphere that we were immediately drawn to stay for food. The service was sweet and cheerful if on the slow side, but as with many quirky Montreal places that is to be expected. I asked our server what she thought about the "Lapin du Colonel" and she said it was delicious but a bit "cochon", as in not on the healthy or light side. The rabbit came fried with a delicious sauce on the side, and a generous serving of the most gloriously creamy Mac and Cheese I've ever had in a restaurant. I had several glasses of orange juice and a glass of white wine (a humble but yummy Sauvignon Blanc) and it was a lovely early afternoon on one of the nicest streets in St Henri! It was a beautiful day and I will readily recommend this delicious pub any time!