Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.

I would agree that calling the police first might be the best idea. However, it would probably be a low priority response. At that point I would go out with my Glock 20 with a round already racked. I would then take the pictures and would get my point across. I would never give that punk the chance to pull his gun on me. I have no desire to kill someone but I would not hesitate to use deadly force if necessary.
Yes

I was intrigued by Trump's repetitive thanks to retired Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight for his victory in Indiana. Then I see Coach Leach of WSU endorsed him today in Washington State.

I view those endorsements with the same enthusiasm as I do the George Clooney or Leonard DiCaprio endorsements of Hillary; totally irrelevant.

But somehow, in our wondrous political system, these 'endorsements' actually seem to matter to voters. The intelligentsia should cringe; but they can't. Too much money flows from Hollywood and Sports figures to their pets.
Yes

Also, FYI, there is no town of Yaquina Bay. South Beach Fish Market is in Newport.
No