Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She uses several different methods to cross them. She

A: completes her high jump.
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Q: The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man

A: finishes and puts his head in the mirror.
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Q: He stops midway to the house to pick up a rock, which he hurls at the building. He

A:
continues dragging the razor to reveal his toned face as he leans back against a wall.
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