input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: We stopped in for lunch on Saturday around 1:50, we didn't realize that they close at 2. They happily sat us, took our orders, and quickly delivered some GREAT diner food. I had the a burger topped with bacon, onion rings, cheese and bbq sauce, it was fantastic. The burger is an 8 oz. patty that is thin and about the size of a dessert plate. Though they cook all of their burgers to well done it still came out delicious and juicy. It was accompanied by a big, cold, crunchy pickle spear and perfect fries (think long john silvers but not greasy). My friend had the BLT which was also large and packed with bacon. She had the sweet potato fries which were equally crispy and delicious. Our bill for 2 sandwiches with fries, a pickle, and pop was $16! You just can't beat it.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: i was thoroughly impressed after sampling 16 course degustation tasting menu at JR, every dish is exquisite and unique,as if JR has orchestrated a series of surprises awaits to impress his patrons. the desserts and les mignardises propel this opulently decadent dining experience into a state of ecstasy, i always feel that the desserts in "most" of the U.S restaurants are the weakest link, JR has stay true and exemplify the french pastry tradition by presenting its desserts with both visually stunning as well as flavorful to leave an indelible ending for this stellar dining experience, the elegantly decorated interior of the restaurant adds a dose of parisian element to the surrounding this is definitely the most unforgettable fine dining experience i had so far, chef joel robuchon truly deserves his 3 michelin stars and i hope i will return to experience this sumptuous culinary journey while stopping by vegas in the future
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
If I could give this place no stars I would. Negative stars even. Its a stink hole. The service is not friendly at all. First of all its not a "hotel", its a MOTEL. We checked in and they gave us a room on the ground floor. I asked if they could put us on the second or third floor so the bums and crack whores didn't try to rob our room while we were out having fun in town. So they gave us a room on the second floor which was a cute room at first. The bathroom door handle was broken so we called the front desk and they said maintenance would come fix it. No one ever came. The light switch in the bathroom was also broken and no one came to fix that either. I fixed the door handle myself with my nail kit. My daughter had a buttom fall off her shirt and asked for a sewing kit, they said house cleaning would bring it, no one ever came. At 12 midnight, a group of hispanic people decided it was a good idea to have a raging party in the room above us. I called the wonderful front desk again and told them what was going on, so they said security would be right there. Guess what.....No one ever came. I called again at 5:30 am because the party was still going on loud and clear. The woman who answered the phone at the front desk was less than helpful. I said no one ever showed up to quiet the party going on above us, and she said "Well they won't be coming to YOUR room", so I said, "I know that, no one ever showed up at THEIR room, not ours". And she hung up on me. Thank god for the effects of alcohol becuase I think they finally passed out. None the less we got no sleep and had to function that way at our daughters graduation from UNLV. A 4 hour grad cermony on no sleep is not fun. The Wi Fi never worked for us. We called again to see if we needed a code to get it and they told us that to many people in the surrounding area steal the wi fi so it was not available for us to use with our phones. The air conditioning was funky. You have to put your room card in a slot in the wall and then adjust the temp by the thermostat in the middle of the room and it never stayed on. It was a sweat box the first night (along with the party) I would not recommend this MOTEL to anyone and I've already told my entire family and friends never to stay there or in that area if they visit Vegas.