Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: That's life. I really dug this place. It was different. Upscale, but not fancy. Great Mexican food without a single taco or burrito. Apparently, it's more like the cuisine of Mexico City, instead of the the Sonoran Mexican food we typically eat... but what do I know? The defining feature of this place is blindingly pink building in a not-so-great neighborhood. (It's not a bad neighborhood, but it's a contrast from the luxuries just a few miles North on Camelback.) Inside, the place feels like a collection of narrow, cozy hallways, and the place settings at the tables are elaborate. We started with a margarita and a fresh watermelon juice. The margarita was a little too strong, but the watermelon juice was refreshing. We started with guacamole. I heard it was made table-side, but I got duped on that one. The chips were very thick, like tostadas. The guacamole, salsa, and pico were all good, but not special. Next, we had a shrimp appetizer, served over a crepe. The cream sauce was unexpectedly amazing! I was trying to sop up the remains with tortilla chips. It was foreshadowing of things to come... this place knows its sauces. For the entree, we split a steak dish. The steak was pounded thin, marinated, and grilled. It was tender and delicious, but the sides were the stars. There was a folded chicken enchilada in a mole sauce that was out of this world! The rice, and the bean-stuffed pepper were also nice accompaniments. (Next time, I think I'll just order the mole.) We also had dessert, another crepe filled with ice cream and topped with a tequila carmel sauce. The sauce was delicious. Unfortunately, the cold ice cream made the crepe a little gummy and hard to eat. The waiter was friendly and attentive. The prices of everything except the entrees were very reasonable. (The entrees are a little on the high side.) If you want a different, upscale Mexican experience, this is the place for you. Great date spot,too.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: My dogs Peewee, Molly, and Frankie spend about 3-4 days per week at Gilbert Dogs. It makes me feel good knowing they're in a safe and stimulating environment instead of at home alone. The staff at Gilbert Dogs is wonderful. Tina and Erin are my favorites! At first I though dog daycare was a luxury, now I don't know how I ever lived without it! Thank you to Stephen and your staff for the great care you've given to my dogs!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Well I made my way to Tee Pee last night and it was an experience to say the least. I was on the net at work the other day and watched a teaser for some new show that Andrew Zimmern is coming out with. The episode I was watching was shot here in Phoenix at the Tee Pee restaurant. He of course ordered the chile relleno. I thought it looked interesting so I planned a trip to check it out. My mother and I arrived and walked in and had a seat in one of the booths in the back room. This is where the wheels came off the evening. The booth was ,to say the least, uncomfortable. My mother is only 4'10 and her whole body was under the table. All you could see was her head sticking up and she looked rather unhappy. We then tried another table and found much of the same. I am not a small guy and I was having problems with the fact that the seat was a bit to close to the table for me. We then tried a third table and found the same thing so we just stayed there. Finally a couple left at a table next to us and we moved for the forth time and this was much more comfortable. I ordered the green chili chimichanga and my mother ordered the machaca burro. They both came out pretty quickly and looked very good but mine was a bit on the small side. My mothers burrito was much larger. I tried my chimi and found the first bite to have a strange flavour. It was something like a strong sour after taste. Not pleasant. As I ate my way deeper into the chimi it did get much better but still was not the best I had ever had. Biggest complaint was the shell on the chimi was not crispy at all. I am used to a chimi shell, which is deep fried, having a nice crunch to it. This was pretty mushy and soft. My mother tried her burrito and was very pleased with the flavor. It had a nice soft tortia and the meat looked very nice. I reached over and had a taste and it was very good. If I would have known I would have ordered that instead. We also ordered a chile relleno to go so we would have a chance to give that a try since it looked so interesting on the Zimmern show I had seen. We finished our meals and payed and left taking our football sized relleno with us for later. I arrived home and had to take a bite of the chile relleno. It was NOT GOOD!!!!!! it was nothing but cheese with chiles laying on top with a ton of whipped egg whites over them. No flavour at all, and the texture was just not appealing. I had 3 bites and threw the rest away. That was $9 waisted. All and all I would not go back to Tee Pee. There are so many mexican places here in Phoenix that kill Tee Pee in flavour and portion size, and they have booths that are much more comfortable.