Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Gosh, where do I start.... went for breakfast yesterday and was excited to try Brunchies as I had been hearing about it for years. I love Serrano's so I figured that this place was going to be good as well. Not even close to being like Serrano's. First off, you can definitely tell that Brunchies takes a back seat to Serrano's in the owners eyes. My first impression was not a good one based on the atmosphere and cleanliness of the restaurant and the service from the hostess. We came in the back entrance and walked to the front. The hostess was not very polite or friendly and seemed a bit slow. I know that sounds mean but she acted like she really was not excited to be there. I get it, a hostess job is not exactly exciting, however, she could have at least acted somewhat happy to seat us. In any event, the booth she sat us at was filthy. The table was clean but the seating had crap all over it and looked like it hadn't been cleaned in god knows how long. It especially grossed me out when I went to wipe the seat with my hand so I could scoot over and some of the gunk from the seat stuck to my hand. Eeeewwwwwweeeeeee. Not only that, the cups were dirty and old. In fact, I know for a fact that they are the old cups from Serrano's. How do I know? Because I have eaten at Serrano's for a long time and I actually commented on how Serrano's needed new cups on one of their comment cards. A week later, new cups at Serrano's which was great but now I know where the old ones went! Anyways, on to the menu. It was your typical greasy spoon diner breakfasts. Sometimes I don't mind that but I have really been trying to watch what I eat lately so was hoping to get something with egg whites in it. It didn't appear that was even an option on the menu. In fact, there wasn't a whole lot of anything healthy on their menu. I opted for the veggie omelet on their special menu with home fries and wheat toast. The hubby had their special of the day which was chicken fried steak with gravy, eggs, and a biscuit. The portions were definitely large which also warranted the prices (the prices were good too). So this was a definite value for breakfast, however, the food was very mediocre. Both my husbands and my eggs were not seasoned whatsoever. On the plus side, the hubby said that the biscuit definitely tasted home made. A few other notes, I was especially disgusted when I saw one of the waiters (not ours thank god) picking his nose as he walked into the kitchen. Yuck. Lastly, the big creepy statue of the old man with a tray of candy needs to go. Halloween is over and wont be happening for awhile. Needless to say, this place a big let down and I am not very thrilled to go back again. However, I most likely will have to go one more time because the hubby wants to try the hobo omelet. :(

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An example of an positive review: Phoenix needs more places like this. Menu painted on the wall, eat outside next to a garage, only about 8-10 things on the menu and hands down the best tacos this side of Sonora. When I was taken here by a friend I almost gagged thinking about a manta ray taco. I have to tell you it is the most incredible taste profile you will have in a taco. The place isn't anything to write home about but who cares! I'm there for the tacos and viches. Treat yourself and go.

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An example of an negative review: This Subway and the company really suck. Don't show up with a coupon expecting them to honor it. Do expect the owner to tell you to get the F*** out if you insist that they honor the stupid piece of paper that promises you 2 for one on ANY 6" sub because his employees will argue with you and tell you that the sub you ordered is the only fine print exception to the 'ANY sub' offered in the coupon...and that is because you are expected to read 11 panels of menus wherein one gives you the clue that tells you discreetly the 'premium' sub YOU had prepared is the one sub that you can't get the deal on. They don't tell you didley when you're telling them that you are going to use the coupon as they make it. What a crock if CRAP that the owner and his employees serve up at this joint.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: The service was not good and the menu is not impressive. I did not like any of the pizza options (you can either get vegetarian or "standard" beef or pork toppings (no chicken or fish toppings like you can get at places like Wolfman or Anzi or Brixx). I ordered the Salmon Artichoke Pasta and quite frankly, it tasted like a frozen entree that you would buy in the grocery store. My partner ordered one of the meat pizzas and found it to be heavy and greasy. We found no reason whatsovever to go back.