IN: I had six heart attacks in the first three seconds after I dropped the glass I was holding . Which is what happened - I had a glass of iced tea that I picked up to drink from and next thing I knew it was all over my laptop . The glass was slick from the ice melting and just slipped out of my hand .
Why did the person say he was suffering six heart attacks in the span of three seconds ?

OUT: The person was very upset about dropping liquid on his laptop .

IN: He met her in China , her English was not very good , but he took her back to rural Pennsylvania . Her English improved , but the relationship did not . The man and his family told her she talked too loud .
Why may she have talked too loud ?

OUT: She was from a different country with different customs .

IN: The game had become more and more fascinating as time wore on and Gojyo knew , although he would not admit it verbally , that it was because of the attraction . Denial aside he nonetheless loved staring at the blonde . The only real trick was to not get caught .
Why would you not want to get caught staring at the blonde ?

OUT:
She might think it was creepy .