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Output: Tomatoes looked disgusting and why don't they carry ketchup? Isn't this America? I hope this microwaved breakfast griller tastes good...

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Output: On a recent trip to Montreal, while caffeinating at Starbucks, we inquired about a recommendation in the area for breakfast and our barista pointed us just down the block to Eggspectation. This location is in the Old Montreal area, which, as tourists we clearly spent a good deal of time exploring, and, while I found it lacked the charm of many of the other smaller eateries nearby, it was convenient to our hotel, reasonably priced, and easily accommodated our traveling party of six two mornings in a row. According to their menu, Eggspectation is apparently acclaimed for their many Benedict-style egg dishes. It's nice when a restaurant lives up to their own hype, because the Russian rhapsody was probably the best Benedict-style dish I've ever had. I say Benedict-style because it was not plain old hollandaise on there, but something they called Romanoff sauce. Whatever it was, it was delicious and I had a hard time straying from this to try something new the next morning. On our second visit I tried the breakfast burger, which was basically a meat omelette slapped on a brioche with lettuce and tomato. Not as magical as the rhapsody dish, but certainly a big step up from a breakfast sandwich at Dunkin Donuts. The most indulgent part of our meal here was the breakfast appetizer of s'mores French toast. Everybody wanted to try it, but nobody thought ordering an entire plate of that for breakfast was such a wise idea, so we got a communal one and everyone got to have a taste. We are still talking about it weeks later. A quick google search tells me that Eggspectation is a chain and that there are a few locations in the US, though none local to me. I hope they make it to Massachusetts at some point, because IHOP just doesn't cut it compared to this place. I will say that If you're a traveler who really relishes an authentic experience for every meal in a new city, maybe you want to skip this place as it is, as I said, a chain, but this place really delivered for us.

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Output: This my fav. Place

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The boyfriend and I were looking to branch out from our usual breakfast haunts but the minute we pulled up to Black Bear Diner we should have kept driving to The Farmhouse in Gilbert. One look at this place and we should have known this was not gonna be great. Black Bear Diner is pretty much a bear-themed Denny's. I ordered the "small portion" breakfast and boyfriend ordered pancakes. My small breakfast was 2 eggs, a huge portion of hashbrowns, a gigantic biscuit and bacon. There was nothing small about this breakfast. The menu said for seniors and smaller appetites. They've got some hungry seniors in Gilbert apparently. The eggs were tasteless and the bacon was meh. The hashbrowns were good though, I'll give them that. Boyfriend's pancakes were also flavorless and really thick and heavy. Nothing light and fluffy about these flapjacks. They were kinda like a brick with syrup. We left feeling like we had wasted our weekend breakfast. Maybe lunch or dinner is better but I don't think we'll be back to find out.