Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: quick service, food delicious.... good boba and good chicken pho

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: As a veteran service indrustry professional, I had a somewhat disappointing experience at Orange Table today. When I ordered the cheddar biscuits and gravy special, I asked if I might substitute a side of home fries in place of the 2 eggs (I know, I'm a certified weiro for disliking eggs) and was told that the kitchen was 'too busy to do that'...however, my lackluster server did offer sliced tomatoes in lieu of the eggs...which I respectfully declined...uh biscuits + gravy and...uh tomato's...no gracias. Some coffee and tea drinks might take a while to arrive as we were also informed that there are not enough mugs in house to accomodate the number of coffee drinks (this is clearly on the ownership and management) being ordered, so after one was bussed from a table and cleaned, the coffee drink arrived. The food was delicious for the most part, however, my friends breakfast burrito lacked both the cheddar and bacon which were supposed to accompany the eggs and potato in the filling. The server brought a side of bacon to the table. While the biscuits and gravy were delicious, it was one biscuit with gravy in a small bowl for $9....those breakfast potato's the cook was to busy to make would have really added some value here! A major pet peev of mine is when restaurants policy is to say no (to comparable substitutions) when it would be so easy to say yes and leave a guest feeling valued. Unfortunately, Daily Dose also subsribes to a policy of 'No' so my search will continue for a charming breakfast spot in scottsdale.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Sooo . . . I've been coming on and off to this place since it first opened and it has gone through several incarnations from buffet to sit down to something in betwn that I really wasn't sure what was being served when I opened their door this past Sat. Much to my pleasant surprise, the place was bustling serving dim sum a plenty. And the place was packed with my kind of people (Chinese in case you're wondering. Haha) so I figured the dim sum must be pretty good. I was not disappointed. Everything I had was up to standard. I had 5 dishes plus got charged 65 cents for having water and the tea that was not served to me. When I questioned the 65 cents and told the owner I did not have tea, he pointed to a handwritten sign taped to the cash register hidden behind stacks of to go menus that said 65 cents charged to every customer for tea AND WATER. Okay, I didn't realize when I crossed the threshold I had been transported to China or Europe where they do charge for water. I also questioned an item where they charged me for a large item when I only had the small dishes and boy, did the owner insist on every penny! Okay, dude I won't argue with you. So somehow for five dishes, water, and tea that I didn't get the bill came to a whopping $17 which I thought was freakin' expensive for dim sum at lunch time. When I saw the bill I almost wish I could have thrown up the food and return the dishes back to them. Alas, I couldn't and didn't so I paid my bill and left. Sigh, since dim sum has become trendy and popular I think it's driven up the price! I remember when I could have 5 dishes for less than $10! Oh, the good 'ole days!