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Output: Treacle is much different than its counterpart, Hamiltons, in Stockbridge. Hamiltons is where the beautiful people go for cocktails on a weekend night, Treacle is where equally beautiful people go but for brunch and lunch over the weekend. so being beautiful people, Nikki A and i headed here for some lunch on a sunny Edinburgh Sunday. i was pleasantly surprised on entering at just before 12:30pm that the place wasn't very busy and the very friendly (and cute) waiter told me to choose a table anywhere. i happily chose a nicely placed table for two in the raised part of the restaurant. what i like about this place is the stylish interior that is cosy and trendy but without trying very hard. it makes me feel welcome but not that i'm entering a super hipster zone where i need chunky black glasses just for a fashion statement. the menu isn't huge, but there is a large variety in choice and they serve breakfast until 5pm on weekends. but i decided it was lunch for me and i went for the philly steak and cheese sandwich and a ginger beer with lime. my lovely sunday lunch companion went for the veggie nachos with extra sour cream (a girl after my own heart!). drinks arrived promptly followed shortly after by our food which was fantastic as i was starving!! my cheesesteak sandwich was pack full of tender strips of steak cooked to a perfect medium rare with yummy melted swiss cheese on top. the hand cut fries were equally as tasty and clearly freshly cooked as they were absolutely piping hot! the plate was finished off by a lightly dressed salad that added a nice fresh touch. i happily ate every last bit on my plate as it was just all sooooooo delicious!! we finished our meal with some coffees...a flat white for me that was of similar quality to the amazing coffees from Artisan Roast! it was thoroughly enjoyed and made me want to return to the restaurant again asap. they also have a seriously awesome looking cocktail list that i may need to sample on my return...

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Output: If I could I wouldn't even give this hotel a star. day one - didn't realize it was a valet-only hotel, but whatever we used cabs all week anyway but more on the valet to come :-/ check in was smooth, requested a fountain view room and they gave it to me (not surprised though it was a tuesday - friday stay so its not like the hotel was at capacity anyway) the room: first impression was great we liked the set up of the room (2 tvs, one in the bedroom and one on the other side of the built in where the couch was.) we got the studio style room. then it all went down hill from there none of the lights worked and the safe was open but locked so we couldn't store our items in it and go to the pool right away like we had planned. so I called the front desk and i told them the lights were out and that i didnt know how to use the safe. "the instructions are on the inside of the safe", says the front desk clerk. "there aren't any instructions in my safe", i said. "well they should be, i dont know how to use it let me get someone who does", says clerk"... REALLY? she must have been new. anyways we waited 30-45 minutes for someone to come up and fix our lights (they were shut off from the main electric panel in the room) and then i had to wait another 30 mintues for security to come unlock the safe and show me how to use it. At this point the pool was closing in an hour so we rushed to unpack, change and get down to the pool. the pool: its small but it does the job, luckily being midweek, it wasn't crowded but nothing impressive, my in-laws pool is nicer. first night/morning after: being exhausted from traveling all day I crashed hard. next morning, i wake up with sharp pain in my lower back ( i sleep on my stomach ) and in the morning i inspect the mattress and spring box to find that it had been sat on my Godzilla and broke the mattress! probably the worst sleep i ever got in my entire life. so i call the front desk and i tell them politely that i think the mattress is broken . so again we wait 20 minutes for housekeeping to bring up a mattress for the sofa bed, apparently the clerk thought i was talking about the sofa mattress. keep in mind breakfast buffet was going to end in an hour and i wanted to resolve this before leaving but there wasnt any time so i go down to the front desk after breakfast and let them know the whole situation and every problem with the room ( lights malfunction, water faucet pressure, safe, mattress and also the ac wouldnt cool lower than 75') the clerk was very nice, he apologized and offered to move us to another room, and offered to take care of the resort fees for us( which is great because we planned on visiting other pools and would have to pay the resort fees there in order to use their pool) we really didnt want to move rooms since we had unpacked and organized everything into our room. so that was a pain. but that mattress drove us out of that first room anyway , get to the new room, its small. 1 tv. and different set up. so disappointing becasue we loved the set up of the other room. in the new room the couch didnt even face the tv. hated the lay out. but lights worked, ac went down to 71 and faucet had pressure. mattress still felt very used but better than the first. the rest of the stay (room wise) was just meh. check out; the hotel has a convenient method of checkout either on the television or through your mobile phone/email but the guy at the front desk didnt delete the resort fees from my account so I have to get out of bed and go wait in line (friday morning when everyones checking in) and explain again that the room was crappy and we were promised no resort fees. guy takes care of it. again, nothing impressive i just had to ask twice for the same thing. go back to the room, get our stuff together and wait for the bell to come help with the luggage. he helps us load our stuff into the car. and we head over to the mgm to spend the day at their pool when i get out of my car i look driver side door and it is beat up! they scratched the paint and left marks from who knows what? shoes? it looks like they dragged a suit case into the car from the floor (see picture) and my car is new! and freshly washed just before getting to vegas i was so peeved. and i even tipped them! this is why i hate valet. my wife said we should go back and show them but i know how they would have responded. i really wish i would have gone back and made them pay for the damages. then when we get to the mgm i wanted to lock the trunk since our baggage was in there while we were at the pool and the lock for teh trunk was damaged! i forgot my valet key at home so the valet had the real key that works for the trunk lock and they must have opened my trunk to see if i had anything of value in it. luckily i took everything out (laptop, jewelry, etc) just shows how classy this hotel is. NEVER STAYING HERE AGAIN! TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE! Stay at the palazzo.

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Output: The food was OK (actually it was above average for Montreal Korean food). However, I need to give it only 2 stars because they CHARGE for side dishes! It's like an Italian restaurant charging you for bread and oil. It's like a Mexican restaurant charging for salsa sauce. It's like a Sushi restaurant charging for wasabe. It's like If you are a Korean restaurant YOU DO NOT CHARGE FOR SIDE DISHES!.

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Founds this karaoke bar thanks to the Yelp app:) It doesn't look like much from the outside, but Bar La Bouche is a karaoke-lover's dream. Service was great (although if you don't order drinks at the start, you have to go out to the bar to order) and the spacious rooms are tres chic with purple velvet cushions and mood lighting. The lobby is pretty ballin' with neon lights and a mini dance floor. Findings songs is easy with the touch screen listings (no clunky old binders!), although you made need help initially to find the English selection as the main menu is in Chinese. You add your songs and it's easy to see the list and refer back to it later. -1 star because their selection is not the greatest, especially for newer stuff. There were several songs or artists we were looking for that they didn't have. Drinks - they have beer and some bottled vodka-based drinks, but other than that it is 'bottle service' style. You can order tea as a mixer to go with your liquor. However, the prices for bottles is really expensive, upwards of $150 each. Overall, a great place to sing some tunes with your friends. We got a medium room which can accommodate up to 12 people and is a bargain for $35 per hour. I think I've found my new go-to karaoke spot in Montreal!