question: Last night , I fell asleep in the middle of Project Runway . I managed to put down my knitting mid row , but I was fully clothed and without a pillow or blanket . I only intended to close my eyes during a commercial but slept right through till morning . I did wake up with a blanket as my nocturnal vampires children discovered me and managed to cover me up after figuring out that I was still breathing but not budging . That 's how chemo plus two days seems to be going . Today , I was right as rain .
Q: Why is the speaker so tired ?

answer: They are going through chemo .

question: Craig and I were going to stay in our seats , but as soon as those kids walked out , I flew down the aisle with the camera like every other parent there . They sang one song and signed another . I could n't get the mile - wide grin off my face or the signs of tears out of my eyes .
Q: What may be the reason for my crying ?

answer: These were tears of joy .

question: An inordinate amount of baseball caps , T - shirts and jeans ( mostly men ) for the test . Not surprisingly , though , most failed . The two guys I sat next to post - passing seemed to be having a d*ck - measuring contest as they compared notes on the various shows each had tried out for . One had a T - shirt saying : " This shirt has words on it " ( what a laugh riot ) .
Q: What was the object of the test ? ?

answer:
Trying out for a game show