Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He

Output: empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

Input: Consider Input: Someone taps her thumbnail against the watch face. Glancing back up to her monitor, she

Output: finds someone in a form disguised as people.

Input: Consider Input: Grabbing the handle of the boat hook, someone stands tall atop the canvas. His chest
Output: is loaded with telescopic.