Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: At the recommendation of one of my coworkers I went to Dr. Bateman's office for a cleaning. The waiting room was your typical dentist office with magazines galore. I arrived roughly 15 minutes early and was seen right away. The hygienist was very friendly (we even swapped baby stories prior to her cleaning my teeth). To keep you busy while your mouth is wide open, there is a TV placed in perfect view from your seat in your room. After the cleaning was done, one of the dentists came back and looked over my teeth, asked me if I had any questions, then I was on my merry way with goodies (toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, and stickers) to go. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
Q: negative

A: the food was very bland. I'm asian and I typically like blander food, but this was even more bland for me. we ordered the #1 chicken (tasteless and dry white meat). this was served with rice and some sauces which weren't that good. the chicken was chopped up with no seasoning. the #15 beef ramen (this was okay but nothing special) and fried wonton (the tastiest) the best part about the restaurant was their clean restrooms and triple ply toilet paper.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: "We are an amazing restaurant" That is the message you get loud and clear from L'Etoile. The only problem with that message is that it simply isn't true. Besides, a truly amazing restaurant doesn't need to beat you over the head with how great they think they are. The restaurant experience speaks for itself. The dining room was nice, but had a somewhat cavernous and empty feeling to it. It just didn't feel very warm and inviting. I felt somewhat like I was in a fishbowl on display to the capitol square. The view of the Capitol was nice. The service was overbearing. Every single dish had a long list of ingredients, and each ingredient had a story to it. I'm definitely a foodie. I find it impressive when a restaurant will highlight an ingredient and tell you about it's provenance. At some point though, I would like the waitstaff to disappear so I can actually chat with my friends and not be talked at. Seriously, waiter, go away! Let me be. The food itself was beautiful on the plate, and in it's description. Taste was average. There was not a single bite that I had where I went that was an amazing bite! My large steak was somewhat awkwardly stacked on top of a small amount of potatoes. My apple salad was mediocre at best. Dessert was good, but I have had better. The food looked, and sounded special, but it just didn't taste that way. For the price I paid, I was expecting a lot more from L'Etoile. I will not be back because the Madison restaurant scene has too many outstanding restaurants at 1/3 the price of L'Etoile. This place simply isn't good enough to be charging the prices they are.
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Output: SUMMARY: My Dad and I wanted the old-school, real-deal Vegas steakhouse experience. We got it! THE SETTING: Red leather seats, crisp tablecloths, some Sinatra drifting by in the background. Waiters in bowties dressed better than the patrons. DO NOT LET THE CHINTZY FACADE OUTSIDE FOOL YOU - this is serious business. THE SERVICE: My father has recently had a stroke, and as such has had to seriously limit his salt intake. This was noted when the reservation was taken, and the hostess took great pains to make sure that everything was setup to accommodate his needs. If we needed water or bread or anything, a waiter was right there to provide it. THE FOOD: First and foremost, the tableside caesar HAS to be gotten. Anchovy, raw egg, the genuine article. I do not exaggerate when I say that we ate the salad one slice of Romaine at a time, as each piece had its own unique combination of elemental flavors. 'Elemental' was the watchword for the steaks, as well; simply beef plus time for aging in a controlled environment. Cut like butter, melted in the mouth, crisp on the outside and perfect-rare inside, sitting in a pool of savory juices. The salad and steak were so filling we split only a potato on the side, with butter and sour cream. It was good, not great, but hey, it's a potato - it can be done poorly or decently, there is no 'amazing potato'. The only slight miss was the creme brulee; the texture was a bit lumpish and it had clearly been kept in the fridge, then quickly blowtorched to melt sugar on top. The coffee was excellent. THE DRINKS: 2 martinis each, well-prepared, no complaints. THE BILL: For four mixed drinks, two salads, two steaks, one potato, two coffees and one creme brulee, $200.
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output: Super moist, sugary and delicious donuts and awesome smoothies WITH boba! You can't lose!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
You could not PAY ME to stay here. This hotel is UNSAFE! I'd rather put my entire life savings on one hand of blackjack! I'd rather have unprotected sex with a stripper! I'd rather.... well, you get the point...