input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: No reviews? It's probably because it's in South Phoenix and it's a small hole in the wall. They have the best cerviche (Sinaloa style) ever. Oh and you might need to know Spanish to order but it's well worth it.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Recently ordered a delivery for 3 sandwiches to my workplace with some co-workers. The delivery driver was over an hour late because he wasn't local and apparently didn't understand how to operate a GPS or why that might be relevant to his job description. Consequently, everything was room temperature and soggy. Additionally, apparently either this joint has some kind of avant garde art school sandwich shit going on, or everyone was too occupied with taking gigantic bong rips in the walk-in fridge, because all of the sandwiches lacked a top piece of bread. I have to admit, begrudgingly, that the ingredients in the sandwich itself were pretty good, but that doesn't really make up for the rest of this nonsense. In short, I hope Nick's Pizza either shapes up fast, or suffers from a structure-leveling grease fire.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Almost missed this place, because Yelp still shows no alcohol, and a mexican meal without a beer or margarita is not complete. Glad I went! We split the shrimp, veggie and pork tacos. This is the only place where I would consider ordering a veggie taco over the meat ones. The grilled vegetables were packed with flavor, and the cheese was perfect. Add an awesome salsa bar and mexican beer, and you have the perfect meal for before or after the ball game. I would have given 5 stars, but the pork tacos didn't wow me. Don't get me wrong, they were good - but just above average.