input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Went for the $9 menu night for dinner. We sat at the bar and at first the service was poor. The one bartender made us feel like he didn't want to serve us. We ordered drinks and were ready to order dinner but we had to call him back so we could place it since he never asked. I ordered a drink on the $5 menu and it came to me only partially filled and no garnish. Luckily Robert took over from there and the rest of the night involved great service and wonderfully tasting food
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Went there for Friday night happy hour based on Yelpers' reviews and the suggestion of a friend. Close to home, so figured why not? Did not expect how wonderful it would be. We got there close to 7 and were able to score a table in the bar area. Had the $3 house margarita (rocks with salt) and was delighted that it didn't suck. It was actually quite good for the money. Had the two taco dealie - one grilled chicken, one steak - in the crispy shells ... I think about them daily and cannot wait to go back for more!!! Is it wrong to daydream about tacos? LOL! Yeah, we had to pay for our chips and salsa, but it was bottomless chips and they were fresh and crispy, and the salsa was very fresh and oh so tasty. Good variety on the salsa bar. Highly recommend! Oh, and one of the bartenders is total eye candy ;) Bonus!!! Oh! And I also love that their happy hour runs until 8PM which is great for people who get off work late.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Wow oh wow, how in the world is this place still around. Aside from checking out the gorgeous interior and the beautiful tanks full of goldfish, this place should be avoided completely. I seriously wish I checked Yelp before coming here to see how bad this place was. Granted, I didn't order any of the noodles (which this place is named after), I thought I would try some of the meat dishes. Kung Pao chicken (something like $16) - wow a horrible dish. Chicken wasn't flavorful even with the sauce, there were barely any peanuts or any other vegetables in the dish. Quite bland (aren't there Asians cooking this stuff in the back??) Beef with vegetables - This was the better of the two. Beef was tender and I got to eat veggies, but the sauce was quite bland too. White Rice - FOUR DOLLARS!!??!?!? Are you kidding me?? I know Vegas is overpriced, but come on! Juicy Pork Dumplings - Quite bland, but it was juicy. Stay away from this place!! I wish they would put some MSG in the food or something. Gosh