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Output: I haven't reviewed Pad Thai yet!? How is this even possible? I've referenced it in the past. I suppose that means a review is long past due. A few weeks ago I would have given Pad Thai a solid 3 stars. Maybe even a 3.5. But they let me down today. They let me down hard. It was never the greatest Thai restaurant. The food can be bland. But it was not bad though. The service was always quick and the price was right. It was a good choice for quick easy delivery. Today, however, told a different story. The prices of the lunch options have changed. There is now only a handful of lunches at the previous $5.95 price. Most now are $6 and change. I understand prices fluctuate. It is all part of inflation. But they also seem to have cut the portion. My Mongolian Beef had hardly any beef. It was mostly onion and sauce. It had more flavor than most anything else I've ordered from there. There just wasn't enough of it. And the delivery driver didn't have change. I'll be damned if I am going tip 30% on a delivery from two blocks away. So I gave him my credit card. He wrote the number and expiration date on the order slip and left. That reminds me, I should check my account and see if the correct charge is on there. I hate to cut them out of my life but Pad Thai is on my (insert explative here) list. I'm sure I'll be back. Some day.

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Output: I've been looking for the perfect g37 since 2011! And after several test drives and sales reps calling, I got a friendly call from Ryan who remembered what I was looking for. I went in and wasn't swarmed by hungry sales reps, instead greeted and the rep Marc said, hey, if you need anything, I'll be over here...... Test drive: During the test drive, the car was low on petrol, so Marc kindly filled the tank w gas on his dime. It drives beautifully! The negotiation: I meet Kurt, General Manager. Warm and welcoming, he gives you a fair price right off the bat and throws in specials that make you feel like a valuable customer, aka rock star. Kurt wants to see you happy in the motor coach of your dreams. I will always trust buying another vehicle from Kurt and his team. Financing: Omg... Watch out boys, you're dealing w an extraordinary, sweet, smart & sassy Asian, Ms. Polly! Love her! Broke down the numbers to me so I could understand and she patiently explained all the paperwork to make me feel confident in my purchase. Overall, awesome experience at Infiniti on Camelback! Fun! Not overwhelming or scary at all (even for a single lady)! They washed the car and from arrival, I was out within 90 minutes. I love my new IPL! Thank you to a fantastic entourage - Kurt, Polly & Marc! I'll be back!

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Output: Holy crap. So I ran in Pat's Run yesterday as part of a group of about 30. Coming here was planned ahead of time and we had the whole top patio reserved for us. It was fun lots of good people, the weather was perfect, we were all high on endorphins. So we're there, everyone's hungry and eager to relax, have a drink and eat some good food. I was starving, like ready to gnaw my own arm off for a bit of protein. So we discover there is one server for our party and wait patiently for our orders to be taken. Finally it comes to our turn. I'm not sure if I some how offended our server, or pissed her off, but she did not like me. I don't know why, I was sitting there talking with friends the whole time. I wasn't loud, wasn't complaining about anything, this was in fact the first interaction I had with her. We were all dressed the same so it's not like she could say my outfit offended her, I just don't know what her deal was. She took the orders of the three people on my right, then the person directly across from me, and then the two people on my left and started to walk off. I said "excuse me" twice and was not acknowledged. Someone else at in the group I was sitting with had to physically tap her on the shoulder and tell her to take my order. She did not apologize or even ask what she could get me. She stood there and stared at me. I placed my order and she walked off. A few of us went down to the bar and ordered drinks, and then drank them and then stood there and waited...and waited...and waited. About 45 minutes after we ordered we noticed that people that ordered after us were getting their food. The food looked really good too. Big sandwiches, big burritos, and big bowls, which is what I ordered. The bowl was served in one of those Chinese take out boxes and consisted of eggs, meat (bacon, ham or chorizo), potatoes, onions and peppers and were full to the brim. So finally our server comes around and takes our drink orders. Another 15 minutes go by AND WE GOT FOOD!!! Well, everyone I was sitting with got food. I did not. I had started to notice that the portions were getting smaller and smaller. So everyone starts to eat and our drinks come out. Again, everyone but mine. Finally my food comes out after everyone I was with had finished their meals. 75 minutes after I ordered I finally had my food.The Chinese takeout box was less than half full and was getting cold. The bacon was limp and clumped together, the food was bland and tasteless. No salt and pepper, no flavor. Even the bacon was bland. THE BACON was bland! BACON! Ugh.I ate half. Still had no drink. By this point I was grumpy, hungry and defeated. I don't get it. I don't know what the deal was but it is safe to say that I would never come back here.

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So they changed the name and the look. This bar went thru "Bar Rescue". Something was going on wrong to get to that point. Do bar owners think its only the 'name' or the 'look' that make the bar fail? In this case, I guess so. I went in about 12:30am to try one of their new 'signature ' drinks. I walked in and took a seat at the bar. Text my friends where to meet and waited for the male bartender(who was in front of me) standing there talking to the guy that I sat next to. After about 5 minutes in the conversation, he went and asked some other group of people if their drinks were good. Then he started balancing a bottle on the back of his hand and doing dog tricks for them. At that point, I moved closer to the middle of the bar area and sat right in front of this, I'm assuming, bar back. All she did was put dirty empty glass after glass right at my spot. 30 glasses easy after all said and done while I sat still waiting for acknowledgment. I saw her look at me, but not even a half smile. I got a text asking if I'm still there from my friends. At that time , I moved to a third location at the bar. There was this girl bartender counting out her drawer or something. She had her back to me as I waited and watched the male do circus tricks and the bar back clean the bar. I wanted to go to the area of the bar where people were getting served drinks. No one was getting help. Everyone (20) people total were just talking and playing pool. So I text my friends at 12:50 and told them to meet me at another location. This place blows. 20 minutes and not even a.. 'be right with you'? I read their menu 5 times and had my drink ready to be ordered. I just sat there with a smile on my face waiting for SOMEONE to say, 'we're closed', we ran out of..', we don't serve your kind here', or something. I see why this place Failed before and they needed to be "rescued". There are WAYYY to many other bars in Vegas to waste time in this establishment. I give this place 2 months after the bar airs on the show before it goes back to the way it was. Back to the 2 star Yelpers reviews (That's being generous).