Yesterday could have been a terrible , horrible , no good , very bad day . It certainly started out that way . I was tired when I woke up . I had far more errands that needed to be done than hours to do them in between nap times .

A: Why did they have the potential for a bad day ?

I am off work for the next four days , and I ' m so excited to have some time to get stuff done and hang out with friends and family . My little cousins are coming into town for the weekend , so I get to spend some time with them . We are going to the pumpkin patch and the zoo , of course !

A: Why my cousins are coming on a weekend ?

Did you ever have one of those days that is n't technically a bad day , yet it is . It 's not bad in that anyone I know died or was hurt . Yet it was bad because you where annoyed and stressed out the whole damn day . Well I had that day yesterday .

A: Why does the narrator believe it was a bad day ?

I was amazed , considering these are people that have no problems calling the father of the groom 's live in girlfriend a " slut " at the RECEPTION . But they decided to mingle with us heathens . THey also did n't want their kids to play with our kids , but , and this is the beauty of kids , kids are n't real concerned about the moral purity of some other kid 's parents . All they care about is , well , in this case , swings , balls , sandboxes , and that cool bug that 's crawling around the table .

A:
What type of event is the narrator attending ?