Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: It was Sunday, Mother's Day and the Clippers had just eliminated the Memphis Grizzlies and we decided to go get some dim sum to celebrate. One of my buddies had just got through saying he had never had bad dim sum and how bad could this place possibly (possiblai) be? So we got a few items from the cart, typical dim sum stuff, and it wasn't a good sign when we all said, 'that's shumai???' We ended up finishing what I think was 6 plates worth of stuff, got the bill and saw that it was pretty pricey for dim sum. We were still hungry afterwards and ended up at Lee's Sandwiches at the next plaza over. Definitely wouldn't recommend this place and not too sure there are many other dim sum options in Vegas.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Excellent bar - happy with the service and atmosphere. The cocktails and the appetizers were delicious. The view was awesome. Will definitely be back for the specials.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Five stars for the chef, The bartender, five more. And five for the mezuzah hanging next to the door. No, I'm not Jewish But know of their ways. So as long as I'm here I'm out of harm's way. So I drink your tequila all one hundred brands till you ask me to leave then mezuzah be damned. I'm now in harm's way No mezuzah, unsafe. And what of St. Christopher who hangs from my neck? Well where was he only moments ago when I stood up too fast and back down I did go? So they pack up my pork and my chips and my bread to send me off packing where soon I'll find dread from tequila and pork, and guacamole with berries. And from this girl at the bar who I now know is married. Barrio, I dedicate this plagiarized passage to your 120 brands of tequila. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in mid-air with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate! Without doubt, it was the tequila that made Bernard impatient, that befuddled him into mistaking the UFO conference for the Geo-Therapy Care Fest." Oh please let me in I promise to be good. Not tell dirty jokes Or make fun of your hood As I sit at the bar and play nice, oh I will. Eating all of my food as I lay off the swill. WIth love.