TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: Hurray for Heart Attack Grill! Fun! Fun! Fun! Free burger for anyone over 350lbs!

Just outside the restaurant is a gigantic scale. The hostess greeted us with hospital gowns and wrist bands. When we sat down, all I wanted to do was look around the room and talk about all the faux movie posters and news footage. I noticed that everyone was having a good time! A lot of people looking in from the outside and taking pictures.

The bartender was a "doctor" and the wait staff were "nurses". If you don't finish your burger, you get spanked with a paddle!

Menu is simple. Burger and fries. How many patties you want is the real question. A good tasting burger with some awesome fries! Coke is served in a bottle and the service was delightful!

SOLUTION: 4 stars

PROBLEM: I have been to this location a couple of times now and it is just not that good. The sushi is pretty expensive and twice I have receive pieces that didn't look quite right. I never eat "ify" sushi. The rainbow roll was pretty good but the sashimi was questionable. The Miso is awesome and so are soy beans. Over all the service is always pretty good, however I did have one crappy waitress. She was rude and slightly condescending. I was not dressed to impress.... had a impromptu lunch date with a girlfriend and apparently I did not belong there. FYI I'm not ugly or a slob, but my hair was in a pony tail and I wasn't wearing makeup! So shoot me! Point is, she was rude and I didn't feel welcome. The hostess was very nice though. I think I am going to avoid this Ra location from now on.

SOLUTION: 2 stars

PROBLEM: HMMmmm. This was a tough one, but I guess that's why we are here. I seem to enjoy the food but I was far from impressed. I will go pros and cons.

Pros;

It is a unique place. It has it has a charm to it. It's different.

The food was tasty. I had roasted pork with red beans and rice. It did seem to be missing something like a sauce or something. It was meat - rice - beans... I was wondering if Cuban food comes with some type of condiment or something...

One major plus was the Mojito!!

Cons;

It was not very busy but they had the few guests jammed into 3 booths in a corner of the restaurant. I am sure this is for a server convenience thing but I would have like to spread out a bit. Also, The booth was missing half the padding in the back and it was just covered over.

The appetizer was a fried potato thing. It was 2 golf ball size fried mashed potato balls with a little meat. Not exactly generous. Maybe if they had some cavier on it or something.

This place is in a terrible location. I was confused as hell. The parking is in the back of the Howard Johnson. Then you walk through the hotel. It was weird. Luckily my friend knew how to get into this place.

Service was ho-hum.

The manager approached us and asked, Did you find a cell phone here." I am okay with helping someone recover lost property. I would have preferred if the manager said, "exceuse me for interupting your dinner, but someone lost a cell phone do you mind if we look real quick." I guess it isn't a big deal but it rubbed my rhubarb the wrong way.

The prices seem to be pricey too.

SOLUTION:
2 stars