Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It seems like a good idea at first -- why shouldn't we go and experience the charm of Old Vegas, under the twinkling canopy of screens that play music videos with an hourly show? Well, let me tell you why you shouldn't. * The show that is touted as a magical musical experience? Not so impressive. We watched it for about a minute before the novelty wore off. * Total tourist trap. Every store is just selling the same cheap, tacky items. * We went in the evening, bad idea. Do the cracked out meth heads come out at night, or are they always there? * Kind of goes with the last bullet point, but it feels super sketchy. Hold on to your purses, ladies! * Hard to find parking (at least for us) What I did enjoy here: * Visual impact of the screens is pretty * There was a graffiti artist making and selling beautiful landscapes made entirely by spraypaint. It was mesmerizing to watch; he was so talented! We probably walked around for half an hour before we left, and it wasn't worth the hassle in my opinion. Perhaps it's more lively in the morning, but there were more hobos and aforementioned meth heads than people there to see the sights. Checked it off my bucket list, but I won't be coming back.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I haven't written a review in a long time, but I felt compelled to after eating at this place last week. I came across it on a whim (appointment in the area), and it's one of the best BBQ experiences I've had in recent memory. I chose the two-meat combo, beef brisket and pulled pork (the old favorites). Waited about 15 minutes for the food during the busy lunch hour (there was a line out the door). Both choices were tender and delicious. I also overheard some people talking about the baby back ribs, so I'd like to try that my next visit in. My only complaint (minus a star) is the fact that they don't tell you that they put pickles and green onions as garnish on the plate. Call me traditional, but I don't like it when vegetables "taint" my meat. As soon as they touch the rest of the food, the flavor has been compromised. So, if you're like me (no one is), save yourself some trouble and ask for "no greens."

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I cannot wait to go back! My friend and I went here for lunch, I've only heard amazing things about it and I've been dying to go. When we walked in, I think every waitress and waiter in the whole place greeted us. They were all so pleasant and seemed genuinely happy to be there and happy to serve. The food service was fast and the food was hot and delicious. I ordered the smothered chicken, with macaroni & cheese and greens, and I was in heaven. Even after being smothered in their delicious brown gravy, the fried chicken was crispy, juicy, and cooked to perfection. The macaroni and cheese is made from scratch, you can taste all of the seasonings and cheeses melted into the noodles. Normally I'm a fan of really creamy macaroni and cheese but there was so much flavor to this, I couldn't say a bad thing about it. I loved the greens, they were cooked perfectly and very flavorful. My friend ordered the fried catfish, it was also cooked perfectly, the breading had just enough flavor to give the fish a little kick without overpowering the taste. Her fried okra was also amazing, the coating they use tastes amazing! Unfortunately, neither of us had room for dessert. =( Oh yeah, and they serve Kool-Aid!