Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The camera pans out as a baton twirler wearing a blue and silver costume enters the stage spins and poses. The baton twirler

A: flips back several times and celebrates with his arms up and polishing.
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Q: When he moves more to the other side of the room as he's dancing, more people watching and recording him are revealed. The man

A: lifts the weight to his shoulders before landing backwards.
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Q: Someone points to the ground. He

A:
withdraws his fists on the dirt.
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