Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: If you only have $5.00 in your savings account, drive a lemon, like tonbe harassed by overweight , unattractive females in clothes intended for someone half their size, if you like being fawned over by Phillipino, transgender women and habitually fucked over by management and strippers than this club is for you!!! Back in the day this club was AWESOME! But with so many other, NEWER clubs up and running this one definatley saw better days. Now that it has become so skanky it's management and strippers go over board trying to rob every nickel it can out of it's customers any way it can! Look, if you want to see hot, half naked WOMEN do yourself a favor and go to the Rhino or Crazy Horse Three, but this place is the type of place you would expect to see in a 3rd world country! Stay away! Don't trust a GReek and this place is owned and run by them!
Q: positive

A: I stayed here for a week and it was wonderful. The convention that I went to Vegas for was next door at the Bellagio. I had stayed in the Bellagio for the same convention a couple of years ago and was stuck in some faraway wing that I think was further than walking across the connector from Vdara to the Convention area at the Bellagio. It was actually a joy to NOT be staying in a smoke-filled, noisy casino. I could walk a few minutes and go to Bellagio, Aria, Cosmo if I wanted that scene or just chill in the calm, quiet, fresh and cool room with a view at the Vdara. It was cheaper, too! While my friends were all waiting in a huge line at Bellagio to get a ride to the airport, I was able to just walk outside the Vdara and immediately jump into a cab. Oh, beware... the cab drivers are often crooks... It shouldn't cost much more than $20 to get to the airport. I told the guy I knew the best way so don't mess around and it cost me $15 with no traffic. Loved the completeness of their housekeeping crew. Wow! My room was put back together and then some so that when I returned from a day out, I was welcomed by a fresh room, with all the tiny details put back into place... they wrap the dryer cord around the handle and put it back in the drawer, straighten out any magazines you've looked at, put any cosmetics you have lying about haphazardly all in a row on a small towel on the counter, hang up stuff in the bathroom (I had a shower cap and nightshirt thrown on the tub), line up my extra shoes that I had all over the room, etc. The bathtub was fabulous. I read a book and had a glass of wine (large ledge around tub) in there one night. So huge, the water runs fast so fills up in no time, and is hot so you can keep the temperature where you want it very easily. There are dimmer switches on many of the lights in the room. The shades and blinds are on switches by the door. Very "green" hotel. Turn-down service- I only had twice but was surprised that they freshened up the room, gave me two new bottles of water along with a glass on each nightstand, put down a little mat next to the bed on both sides with slippers on it, left a sweet treat, and put away the decorative cover and pillow on the bed. Quite a surprise. The only bummer things were that I couldn't find a plug near the bed to charge my phone, which is what I use as an alarm clock. Poolside food service was slow, slow, slow. I couldn't believe how bad they were! I actually couldn't stand waiting any longer so got up and had them box my lunch "to go" when it finally came out. They couldn't even get drinks to people...I'm talking WATER, etc.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I really don't want to have to do this because I've had such amazing experiences at Lebowskis before. But if this had been my first visit I would never be going back. Went for a Saturday night dinner and drinks treat and expected a lot better. I'd have the meat platter before and was craving it so was disappointed when it was no longer on the menu. When I asked the waitress about it I was reassured they still did it, it just wasn't printed on the menu. I happily handed over my money and sat back in anticipation. But what turned up was worse that dreadful. 4 slices of what i can only assume was Salisbury's bread along with a bundle of salmon, a bowl of haggis, bowl of black pudding and the worst over cooked steak I've ever attempted to eat. And that was all. What happened to the salad, the oatcakes, the chicken, the cooking skills??!! Eventually after prompting, the waitress brought me some cutlery and a few slices of lemon from the bar. I don't know what was going on in Lebowskis on Saturday but it was all dreadful. Our table was filthy, as was the one in the next booth. And no one came to clear our table long after we finished eating. I would have been irritated if I'd been told the platter was no longer available but at least that would have been honest. Instead I was fooled into buying a substandard meal. I think Lebowskis need to make up there minds about what they are offering as there customer experience. At the amazing yelp elite event not even a month ago they were all about gourmet, locally sourced food. Cooked to perfection and served in style. That all went out the window on Saturday. Will i go back, maybe. Should you go......? That's up to you.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I experienced the Luxor Buffet back in September with my boyfriend and his parents visiting from England. We went for an early lunch and really it was just to get his parents in the same hotel as the Titanic Exhibit. The Luxor buffet reminded me of the scene in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation when the Cousin Eddie takes Walt to the buffet = "I'll have the blue stuff." Nothing was blue, but there was definitely a lot of mystery meat in sauce. I really struggled to find food that looked appetizing and mostly stuck with bruised fruit and pizza. This buffet was terrible. The whole situation was made worse, since we had eaten at the Aria Buffet the day before. Naturally, we had not expected the Luxor to be on par with the Aria, but the difference was staggering. I would not eat here again.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Are you looking to take every delicious teaspoonful (ahem, alright, HEAPING tablespoons) of Nutella to the next irresistible level? Or what about that favorite meal you love to make that needs a little "umph" this spring to keep it in its place? I've found the secret, and it's so delicious, I can't possibly keep it to myself. I've visited Olive and Marlowe for the past 2 weeks in a row, and I have no intention of stopping. Was it the charming little girl who greeted me at the door exclaiming "Wow! You're tall!" (I'm all of 5'5 on a good day)? Was it the smorgasbord of taste-testing options for the infused olive oils and vinegars they feature? Or was it the incredible comforting scent of freshly baked goodies from La Gourmandine on Saturday? Whatever keeps drawing me there, will likely be a treat for you, too. I bought a lovely Basil Olive Oil that is my new favorite ingredient to top off the perfect Caprese Salad. I bought a croissant that challenges just about any croissant I've had in all of my world travels. A few minutes in the oven turned this croissant into a fluffy, flaky and buttery perfection that only could be improved with a (ahem) "dollop" of Nutella. This alone, should make you run to check this place out. Lastly, the owner has wonderful suggestions and ideas for your next culinary adventure. I appreciate her recommendations and value her input. Her suggestion of making a grilled cheese using one of the oils and the ciabatta bread that I bought was a delicious, quick dinner on a busy night for me this week. Community collaborative cooking? I like it! Having moved here from out of state, I've often been told that the best food in Pittsburgh is made right in your own kitchen. After making a stop at Olive and Marlowe part of my new weekly routine, I fully understand why this saying is true. Hope to see you there when I stop by this weekend, but please be kind and save a croissant, and a compliment for me!