Sentiment analysis: They have some great harder-to-find packaged items (melon bars - yes, please!), but they sold us a whole bagful of ROTTEN purple yams!! What?! We got home and started preparing them before we figured it out. GROSS.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I don't understand the negative reviews of this place!! I no longer live in Pittsburgh but I loved Alberta Modern. I went to Natasha, who is so awesome. She always listened to what I wanted and I was always thrilled with what she did. Not to mention she's great to talk to and the first time I went there, we instantly bonded. As a blonde, my color can be tricky to get exactly right. I've since moved to Chicago and have not been able to find anyone I like as much and I pay three times more to get my hair done. I miss you Natasha!!!
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Dead as a door nail. Or as all the trees in front. Or as the dreams I once had of an interesting place where there is now only shattered shards of those shattered dreams.
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negative