Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We just finished a beer and spinach and artichoke dip at midnite on a sat nite... Granted it is drunk food but damn it is so nasty ! As in nasty gross ... Wish I could give -5 stars but stuck with a lousy one star ... Fair warning don't eat here

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Review is a lil late but I'm still getting it in So a couple years ago this lil diner opened up here in LB up in Signal Hill. My friend has the opportunity to eat here for lunch with a few friends from her job and apparently enjoyed her lunch. Came over that night and told me I have to give this place a try. Well just this past weekend I was visiting in Vegas and one morning was looking for breakfast places. So I turned to Yelp And what comes up in the search?? This place. So I decided perfect time to try it. And I'm happy I did! Breakfast was delicious

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
pretty dang good, I was pleasantly surprised with the wings! they were crispy and well fried, the way I like them.