Input: .
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: WORST CAR WASH EVER. I went to this car wash because I was in the area. That was my mistake. Asked the attendant to please have the bug guts removed from the front of my car. He said I should get "The Works" wash, a $20 wash, because it had a better soap and that the bug guts would be gone. I said OK, then do The Works wash. Well, when I got home, just a short ride to Chandler, the bug guts were still on the front of the car. And they must not have fully dried my car because there were plenty of water marks down both sides of the car. It is a dark colored car, only 2 months old, so the bug guts and water marks were definitely very visible. I proceeded to remove the bug guts and water marks myself. Long story short, I paid $20 for The Works wash which amounted to nothing more then an express wash. Usually I go to Blue Wave Car Wash on Warner Road in Chandler. It was my mistake to go to Cobblestone and I won't make that mistake again. I recommend Blue Wave Car Wash in Chandler for a proper car wash.

Input: .
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Every time I go here I regret it. The food is not very good obviously, but it is super cheap. Typically I'd prefer taco bell, but the taco bell on Waddell and Litchfield always sucks, so if I'm in the mood for bad,cheap fast food tacos I go here.

Input: .
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Maybe I just don't get the W. That's possible. But I've stayed in W's in Chicago, Boston and Dallas, and I felt like those were all better than this one. Problems - the outside of this hotel and the inside are just opposites. Why doesn't the inside of this W reflect where it is located at all? I stayed in a king room, which was literally a perfectly square, 250 sqft studio apartment. I live in New York. I understand studio apartments. When you go to a place that has square footage to spare, you expect the hotel to reflect that. Also, this place is in the middle of sunny, tan Arizona, but the interior is dark as night all day long!! If they didn't bring out those mats that say what time of day it is, I have no idea how you would know the difference from inside. I guess what I'm saying is that the W is a sleek, trendy, big city feeling hotel, and that just doesn't fit in in Scottsdale, even if it is "downtown" Scottsdale. Also, my room looks out onto construction and the window corner of someone else's room. Not sleek, not sexy.

Input: .
Generate a positive review for a place
Output:
I love you. I think about you when you're not with me. I wish you could be next door to me.