QUES: One overhears the most fascinating ( and hilarious ) things on campus . In this case , I was on campus yesterday morning for a faculty meeting / book rep flogging . I happened to be early , so I wandered over to the caf to load up on caffeine .

Question with options: What did I order at the cafe ?
OPTIONS:
- I probably ordered a cup of decaf tea .
- None of the above choices .
- I probably ordered a cup of black coffee .
- I probably ordered a cup of ice water .
ANS: I probably ordered a cup of black coffee .
Problem: My house is constantly getting messy and I ca n't keep up . I am starting at a new school with no one I know and it is 4 times bigger than UAF . I am now going to have to balance school , homework , kids , bill paying , appointment making and cleaning when I can barely keep up without the school and homework ( keep in mind this is a full time GRADUATE program at a fairly prestigious school ) . We are in financial crisis .

What is causing the narrator 's recent stress ?
OPTIONS:
- They are moving to a new house .
- They are moving to a new higher learning location .
- They are moving to a new house for the kids .
- None of the above choices .

A: They are moving to a new higher learning location .
Question:
I did n't even managed to say ' bye ' or anything when we got back 'cause I got to our bathroom in a record time lol I guess you can imagine the rest of the story . That was a few hours ago . A while ago I thought I 'd read the info for the antibiotics I have for the bacterial skin infection . Really , it did n't surprise me that there was ' common side effects : blah blah blah , NAUSEA , blah blah blah ' .
Answer the following question: What is the reason I got to the bathroom so quickly ?
OPTIONS:
- I vomited and had to hurry .
- I had a simple need to go
- I wanted to brush my teeth .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
I vomited and had to hurry .
Question:
To spread goodness , it is essential to be its source i.e. be good yourself . Now we often hear each other saying , " Why should I do this ? " , " Why should I help " , " Do n't be so considerate , others wo n't think about you . " How far are we correct when we say such things ?

How is the narrator likely to treat people on the street ?
OPTIONS:
- With kindness .
- None of the above choices .
- With intolerance .
- With hatred .
Answer:
With kindness .
IN: What 's wrong with UPS ? Or is it just the driver that services my area that really sucks and does n't like to deliver to my building . Twice in the span of 10 days he or she has failed to deliver the goods . And he or she is not even trying .
In what kind of a dwelling do I live ?
OPTIONS:
- I live in an apartment
- I live in a tent
- I live in a house
- None of the above choices .

OUT: I live in an apartment
Here they are working madly on their machines . Here they are about to head off to " The Patchwork Angel " for some retail therapy but alas , the fearless leader " Gadget girl " is dragging the chain just trying to finish one more seam . A couple of the girls enjoyed massages and we celebrated Gerry 's birthday as well with a High Tea . We had a fabulous week and it is always sad to say goodbye .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They just came back from having tea with friends .
- They just came back from a gadget convention .
- They just came back from vacation .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator seem so relaxed ?
They just came back from vacation .