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Output: Staying with family who ordered take out from this Chinese as we were guests. Should have checked yelp and trusted the reports on this take away as I agree this place is not great. I had the Cantonese sweet and sour prawns, not good. The special fried rice was stodgy and tasteless. The chicken chow mien was grey in colour and grey in taste if u get my drift. The spring roll was a good size but the prawns in it were shrivelled and tasted rubbery. All in all this Chinese is not a cheap take out with food that is disappointing. Xoxo

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Output: Average americanised Chinese. My girlfriend and I have ordered take out numerous times. This last time we both ordered the sesame chicken dinner special with an egg roll. After about 8 hrs we both became violently ill. I have had diagnosed food poisoning before and this was it. My guess would be the egg rolls. Again this was an isolated incident, but we will not be eating here again.

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Output: This hotel restaurant is a terrific example of how Yelp can synthesize with an invested business and promote a great experience. ZuZu is a gem. Fantastic retro style, unique culinary approach, fresh food, good service and a relaxed, casual atmosphere for evening dining. It's clear from other reviews that management is invested in keeping it that way, something I love to see. It's important to know that people are listening to the customer base. I checked in on a Friday night and received a complementary glass of Pinot Noir that paired nicely with one of the specials, fish and chips. Five battered nuggets of white fish nestled themselves next to an inspired take on tartar sauce: fresh cabbage and light cream sauce, nothing thick or mayo-ish. Fries came separately in a lined basket accompanied by a delicious red chile dipping sauce and good old ketchup. Nothing too greasy, which is usually the issue with this dish, I loved it. I'll be back in October, and I'm looking forward to the much lauded breakfast. Great to know that the fantastic accommodations of the hotel are backed up by a seriously unique and enjoyable dining establishment. Cheers!

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I knew from the 3-day old stale chips and salsa from a jar that I definitely wasn't going to order Mexican food. Strike One Ordered a Cobb salad instead which was served on a nice hot salad plate. Strike 2. Service was sluggish at best. Strike 3. The only thing that could have made the experience any worse was if the karaoke was cranked up to11 and two old fat chicks sang "I Will Survive". Strike 4? I highly recommend Senor Frogs in Acapulco, but do yourself a favor and skip the one in Las Vegas. Dos thumbs down.