IN: I decided that I want some extra cuddles with Mom . She 's always so busy and never sits down for long . So I pretended to be uncooperative so that she would carry me down the street to the park . She cuddled me the whole way .
Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

OUT: They are a child .

IN: Hair Loss Help : How Much Can I Lose and Still Be Me ? Hair loss sufferers wake up in the morning and check their pillows for amounts of hair that have fallen out . Hair loss sufferers check their combs and brushes after every use and try to count the number of hairs contained therein . Hair loss sufferers put on their glasses and check the number of hairs in the shower or sink after each wash .
What can be said about people who loose their hair ?

OUT: They are self conscious to the point of displaying OCD traits .

IN: It has been an interesting week . Seems that someone put my JPL cell phone number in an ad on Craig 's List for some sort of massage services . I started getting suspicious when the callers were guys looking for Christine or Ashley , and said they were responding to an ad .
What is the reason someone would put my number on Craig 's list ?

OUT:
Someone was playing a mean trick .