Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: It's not often I feel the need to rush home to post a review for a place I have just eaten. But I am in a breakfast bliss thanks to this place. Moving to a different part of town is difficult, especially when it comes to things like finding all new places to eat a inexpensive yet great breakfast on the weekends. Alas, the Peoria Cafe is too far away for a Saturday morning breakfast run, so a new "hole in the wall" was needed. I refuse the "popular" standards such as IHOP and Denny's, and I was worried that there might not be a suitable spot nearby. Thank God for Yelp! The reviews were mostly good for this place, which was only a few miles away, so thought I would try it. Everyone said to expect a line, but I got lucky and grabbed a spot at the counter right away. Ordered something simple; eggs and bacon with hash browns and toast. OMG, the bacon, the bacon. It was incredible, the thickest, most wonderful bacon I have eaten in a while. Hash browns were crispy (not greasy) and eggs, well are eggs. I can't wait to bring all my family here when they visit! ONe thing though, when people say it is small, they are not kidding. Even after reading that, I was surprised how small it was. There are about 15 tables packed in there, and that's it. One of the waitresses was talking about 2 guys sitting at a table talking for over 3 hours - don't be rude, go somewhere else and catch up. Make room for someone else to sit down and let your waitress earn a living.
Q: negative

A: Ok, so my reference point is Little Tokyo in L.A. I ordered an ahi salad and a Soporo. Trying to do the healthy thing. The salad simply didn't have flavor and was over priced at $15 and my beer was $10! But I can live with this..maybe it costs more to transport to the AZ. Like whatever, im a grown up. What killed me though was the service. My salad was forgotten..but ok it happens....but it still arrived before my beer! Which I had to ask about. So..the waitress finally checks on me then I ask her for the check...to get things going I just hand her my credit card. And sigh, you can guess the rest. After 15 min i have to walk up to the register to settle. Rrrrrrrrrrrr Positives is that this place is a magnet for cute girls, which at least can take your mind to a happy place while waiting in purgatory. Also the manager followed up quickly. So next conference I will stick with the hotel restaurants which have been good thus far and fair prices.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Came here to meet some work colleagues for lunch. First thing I noticed when I arrived, the have a very nice terrace (Patio in other provinces) to eat on outside. Entering inside you get a wafting smell of fresh popcorn. Not really the smell I cared for at lunch but oh well! Met up with my work colleagues and we sat in a big booth. The place is decorated in sports bar paraphenalia with TV's on in the background. I ordered the chicken quesidillas with a house salad. The chicken quesos came out as a generous serving with the shell crispy brown on the edges. Taste was okay, the texture of the chicken however tasted like it was hacked by a blind woodsmen with a very dull knife. On a scale of 1 - 5 I'd rate it a 2.5/5. Service was okay, the server mentioned to us our meals were the full serving and didn't come with the coffee. Oh well. One in my party did have the table d'hote so he gave her a bit of a hard time asking for a coffee to go. She obliged and brought one out. I really do believe restaurants in Canada can learn a lot about customer service from American restaurants. All you need is a smile, a thank you and trying to work to please the guests. It's not freaking rocket science! On the whole I'm really not a fan of the Cage. I'm actually surprised how little there is in terms of chain sports bar competition in Quebec. Time for some Wild Wing restos or St Louis Rib places to open up provide better service and force this chain to rethink their food and customer service or close! Probably not as people flock to these sub mediocre places in hordes! Oh well, if my choice I will go elsewhere!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Two-star rating for now, but subject to change. Surprisingly, I've only been here once but more than willing to go again. Came here after the Bobcats spanked the Nuggets. The mouse, me, and Tandrian just wanted to grab a *CHAIR*, have a quick drink and chat amongst ourselves for a little bit. But, our server had no clue what she was doing. I think it was her first day ever as one. While I want to give it a pass, I think it's gotta reflect some on management. 1) She didn't know Sapphire and Tonic. A solid 3-min. convo ensued. Why so much talk *BACK* and forth? 2) She let us know her shift was ending and would *HEAD* out. Not sure why this was another solid 3-min. convo. 3) She had trouble splitting our bill, had to ask for what we had ordered, and then said, "You look worried about it - I can handle it." Hmmm... not quite the best comment to make imo. I mean, I'm no Mr. Moneybags but I wouldn't really care if the bill was not divided properly. Besides, after all this convo, it's reasonable for me to be a bit frustrated. *OK, I'M READY* to wrap this up - I'll come back at some point. It'd be treat if I got the same chick as a server just to see if she's gotten better at her job. dmo out
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: I came here for Industry Night and had the good fortune to take advantage of having a daybed in the outside pool area. The indoor area was actually closed off, so we had great music and a fun crowd even though it was balls hot even at 2:00 outside. Had I known we would be spending all night out there, I would have shown up in a swimsuit like many of the other people did. The outside area is really breathtaking, with floating daybeds and pool toys. The interior is surprisingly small, and I can imagine that it gets insanely crowded here. As it was, it wasn't horrific and I was able to enjoy myself with good company and good conversation.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
Shimogomo is our new sushi place. Best in the east valley by far. Enjoyed a great happy hour menu. Every roll we ordered was fresh and tasted excellent. We will be back here every pay day now.