input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: All I had was a sandwich and a pretzel from here. Seems they could've done better on all of it. They have people working there that don't seem to care what they serve of how it's prepared. Really ad for a place right on the strip :(
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I'm not sure if it was Jon I met there a few times, but the man behind the counter was helpful and funny. Don't ask for a cheap cigar or you'll be corrected - 'no no no - "inexpensive" - cheap implies poor quality' - in the voice of a movie college professor. A good place to buy gifts for guys, even if not cigars, especially the cool zippo lighters. They carry a full line of humidores and smoking accessories.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
We had takeaway from here, and it was pretty tasteless and yucky, unfortunately. The noodles were unexciting at best, duck was mushy and the sauce for the sweet and sour pork was very sharp indeed. Really cannot recommend going here or, in fact, any of the Chinese restaurants in Morningside, which is a real disappointment.