Problem: I wore my pj bottoms and got 50% off my piled high order. I took my selections home to enjoy and to share with my dogs. They loved the pistachio and cake batter but one of them is fro-yo intolerant and doggie diarrhea is never a pleasant experience.
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Problem: Motorhome Tow. We are a RV dealer in California. While trying to deliver a diesel pusher to a customer in Las Vegas when we encountered mechanical trouble and needed a tow. It took them a while to round up the driver and the big truck, but they came through for us big time, and that's what really matters. If we ever need a tow in the Vegas area, or know of someone who does, they are definitely our new go-to company. Also, when you are in this situation, you are prepared to get taken to the cleaners. They were very fair on their tow rate as well, even at 10:00 pm. Very nice doing business with you. We truely appreciate it. Kirk - ConejoRV.com
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Problem: To your left you'll see a rock that looks like a dinosaur and to your right you'll see a rock that looks like a person. Sometimes you'll see some real animals, but not today... Really? Is that all you've got. Maybe we just didn't luck out, but our tour guide was horrible. Not witty, not funny, not even that interesting. He was clearly reading from a script because at one point he lost his place or got confused or something and ended up re-reciting the entire opening three minutes, word for word. Most of the time he just but on a soundtrack, which clearly was way too short for the entire 90 minute tour since we listened to the Titanic song 4 times. As a side note, you may not want to remind people of a huge boat accident when we're doing a boat tour... but that's just me. Definitely something for the older crowd, but even they seemed restless after about 45 minutes.
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Problem: I really regretted coming to this buffet. My wife and I are really not picky eaters but this place was really bad. We went on a Tuesday evening and it was pretty empty. The only three things that I liked were the prime rib, creme brulee and a mushroom ravioli. The other things were either bordering disgusting to unedible. Some things were so bad I had to spit them out. I usually never spit out food (only done it a few times in my life). At Bellagio buffet I did it three times. And the cook staff (except for the meat carver guy) all seemed uncaring and bored. And the food that they cooked showed all their emotions unfortunately. Usually when I read negative reviews like the one I am writing now, I tend to brush them off or try to forget about them and only focus on good reviews cause I really want to try this buffet. But believe me, you can skip this buffet. I don't know what the other people who wrote good reviews about this buffet ate but certainly it was not the same food that we ate. I guess it wasn't just us though. Lots of other people around us was complaining about the food too. Many people just ate a bite of things and left the rest on the plate uneaten. This happens frequently in buffets as people like to waste food, but at Bellagio this day there was an unusual amount of wasted food and unhappy faces on customers. As for the coffee that some people rave about. I found it to be worst than the regular McDonald's coffee. I drink coffee a lot so believe me when I say the coffee at Bellagio is the worst I've drank in a long long time. If you want a safe bet, then go to Wynn instead. You won't regret it. And no, I don't work for Wynn. I am just a tourist probably just like you.
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