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Output: What occupied this property in past lives was a failed mexican restaurant and a failed diner. Heirloom completely blows away the old tenants fare and, well, other restaurants in the area with their eclectic menu items, farm decor (which major parts of the decor were taken straight from their barn), and quality service. We've had dinner or brunch on four occasions already and we'll be back for more. Reconstructed Eggs Benedict w Pork Belly is a fave. As well as, the Fried Chicken and Waffle; also the cheese platter. Next time, I'm pretty sure that we'll get the tasting menu. I'm glad that "we" finally have something in the area that serves farm to fork in a nice atmosphere and friendly service. It's been a long time comin'

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Output: I came here a few weeks ago for a birthday, and that calamity was bad enough. I held off on the bad review until I gave them another shot. Well I did and they failed even harder. 1st trip -- we had reserved a table for a birthday, and as reservations were made it was made clear to us that if we weren't there by 9:00 they would give our table away. So we arrive at 8:45 and they make it out to be a big inconvenience to them that we arrived......15 minutes early. Nothing was setup, and they scrambled to get a "party" table put together (which I don't think ever reached the size we had reserved). All decorations became "we could put ________ on the table but........we'd need for you all to get up". So after all this I thought it could be a fluke, so we gave them another shot last night...... 2nd trip -- Had a friend come in from England and he wanted to go to the bars at Westgate. God forbid he wore shorts on his trip to.........Arizona, so we weren't allowed in. It's Thursday night. And no matter how hard you try, you are not a Scottsdale bar. Choke on your impending failure.

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Output: A tiny place in Dormont with big flavors. If you're looking for affordable and tasty Thai food, stop by Thai Spoon. Mmm tofu pad Thai... I was excited when I saw this restaurant open up in my neighborhood. Now I'm sad that I'm so far away... UGH Thai Spoon why couldn't you move with me!?! The flavor, the HEAT - yes they ask from 1-10 how hot would you like it... To which I reply 8. BYOB with a small corkage fee is always a plus. I wouldn't recommend visiting with a large group, since the restaurant can't hold a lot of people. If you're looking for a nice dinner for 2-4, this is a great stop. Now I'm hungry...

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I don't eat pork at all and that's their specialty, hahah, it was soo funny, cause the host said something like "have a porkstastic day" and I looked at him like he was crazy we ordered beef brisket, and appetizer sampler. They have good catfish. Good food actually. corn was soo juicy and the corn bread was yummy too they have 4 different bbq sauces on every table and I like their paper napkins on a roll