Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Bedbugs, urinated carpet smell, shady looking people, and probably drug dealers and prostitutes. If this is what you like you've come to the right place. Enjoy!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Located in the Green Valley Ranch resort I came in for dinner on a Thursday evening and seated myself in the bar. It was still happy hour so I started off with a 22oz cold beer. I was brought a biscuit for starters and it was yummy with the sweet butter spread. For dinner I ordered the BBQ 2 meat combo - tri tip, St Louis ribs dry, peanut slaw and mac and cheese. The meats were decent and had a lightly smoked flavor. The honey roasted peanut slaw was incredible but the mac and cheese was just average. The portion was more than enough and had to pass on dessert. Noticed that Lucille's offers many southern options for dinner such as red beans and rice, fried chicken and jambalaya. I want to check out one of these next time I return.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
-Nasty the only thing that was good was the banana shake -heck you are better off going to smash-burger or checkers for burgers and fries -nothing special about the burgers -The person taking my order had problems hearing, listening, and counting money (I had to tell her the correct amount, because she was trying to figure out how to use the old fashion calculator-I'm sure her register was short later that night)