TASK DEFINITION: Given an English language product review, determine if it is a Good Review or a Bad Review. A good review is one where the product's review has positive tone and Bad review is one where the tone of product's review is negative.
PROBLEM: I really liked the idea of this product and was so looking forward to it... but when it came in the mail today (well about 10 mins ago) I'm disappointed. First off, there aren't as many stickers in here that were advertised. Second, what does "5" sticker?" Third, my nails look absolutely NOTHING like them in these cute little stickers. The pictures show a different model then what actually arrives at your house. It looks nothing like me.

SOLUTION: Bad review

PROBLEM: This is probably my 5th Sunbeam electric blanket in 20 years. They last and last but unfortunately after 10 years of use this new one stopped heating. Will return or replace. We will see. Hopefully they do better than previous units because we really loved it. Unfortunately it's not available anymore.

SOLUTION: Bad review

PROBLEM: While many books can be made into movies, I do believe that this may be one in which a good movie did not come from the book. Yes, it could have been because an extremely talented writer could never write a bad book, but as with all famous authors, who comes up with some incredible plot lines for their other works, and then goes backwards to make something boring, or add more characters than necessary, well maybe no great novel deserves to turn out poorly on film.

SOLUTION:
Bad review