question: And believe me , I know my way around a candy bar . She presented us with a platter of 5 baby diapers . Fresh out of the microwave . With a candy bar contained therein .
Q: What is the candy bar a euphemism for ?

answer: Poop

question: So my party days have come to an end , it was a nice run but I have decided or maybe it has been decided for me that I am just not cut out for the life of a partier . Anyhoo last night was both fun in awful dependingon the time of the night , met some very amazing people and some very not so amazing people . It was a perpetual night of deja vu , saw so many people that I have n't seen since probably high school . It was great to see how some people had changed and then how some people are just exactly the same .
Q: Where is the narrator likely to be on a weekend night ?

answer: They are likely to be at home .

question: I ' ve been seeing this guy for about 4 moths in a casual relationship . He admitted he still had some feelings for his ex but had n't seen her in over 3 years so that s why we kept things casual . ( even though i think after 3 years you should be well on your way getting over someone ) Anyway his ex has now turned up .
Q: What might he do now that his ex has turned up ?

answer:
He might try to get back with his ex .