Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit
is playing in a burgundy ocean.

She stops in her tracks and grins. Someone
shakes someone's hair.

She stands there, taking deep breaths until she has everything under control, then pulls the blinds shut, once again all business. She
moves toward black, matveyev.