Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is my go-to liquor store. On my way home. Relatively easy in and out. Good prices for hooch, particularly if you pay in cash. As a craft beer fan, I always peruse the oat soda section. The selection is decent, but be careful, there can be some expired suds lurking. The prices vary - usually good, if you pay cash - but not always. Shop accordingly. The growler filling station needs help. Last time I used it, a dude who I wasn't sure could spell bee-er filled up a growler of (I think) Heavy Seas in a *clear* growler. I asked if he had a towel I could wrap it up in for the trip home. He simply stared at me. I let it go, and made a dash for home with all haste. Beyond that, the staff there always struck me as sad and apathetic, trudging through the day, one day closer to retirement or eating a bullet, whichever comes first. A few nice smiling faces here and there, but the friendly visages only mask the gray, limp existence that their collective lives seem to have become.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: "We can say we tried it." That was our reaction when we left. We drive by this place all the time, and it is usually packed, so when we had an open night we decided to see what it was all about. We had stale chips, and possibly the worst "house margarita" in the history of house margaritas. It was more like a guest-house margarita. Maybe the outhouse margarita. My wife had the chimi, and liked it. I had enchiladas, and they were okay. Oh yeah, and the seats. They are old booths, aren't holding up very well. Mine had a broken spring or something and the guy sitting behind me made me jump everytime he moved, and I think I did the same to him. Quaint seating is one thing - broken is something else. I did like the home-owned, non-chain feel, but it just wasn't that great.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Very clean and put together. I got the vegan french toast and the bf got the toluca brizza. Both were tasty. Fruit was fresh. A friend got one of the eggs benedict dishes which he absolutely loved. It looked really good and i would consider getting that next time. We sat outside... and there were the inevitable flies. A very solid place.