TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he

SOLUTION: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

PROBLEM: Then he takes a gold colored garland and wraps the tree. Then he

SOLUTION: sets down a white teddy bear and starts to stack the layers to the top of the middle pile.

PROBLEM: Someone carefully unrolls the scroll as the aid looks on behind him. The noble man

SOLUTION:
crosses his hands over his ears, lifts him by the reeds.