Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I didn't even get to go in and try the food or drinks. Why? Because the manager decided to corner me in the parking lot and scream at me. It was an event day on Mill which means parking sucks. My boyfriend and I were there for the event, but wanted to stop at Monti's first for a drink and an appetizer. I didn't see the booth that apparently I was supposed to pay for parking at - a sign would help, a small child sitting in the bushes who collects the money does not help. We parked, and as I got out the car the manager at Monti's ran up to me and started literally yelling at me, telling me I couldn't park there. I asked why and he said because I wasn't eating there. My, what a grand assumption to make considering I parked AT THE RESTAURANT. I guess he's used to people parking and not eating there - I can't image why. I was happy to pay for parking, I told him, and was going inside for drinks. He proceeded to doubt me and say that I "better go inside then". Way to threaten me, bro. I said eff that and paid the kid near the booth $5 (though the manager told us it was $10- what a liar!) and told the manager that I don't want to eat at a place where someone is going to yell at me. So yeah, Monti's, I will never know your food - because you are rude.
Q: negative

A: So horrible. Worst service and a shit hole. Dirty and slobs all over. Rudest staff I have ever seen.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Stopped in for a coffee and to work a couple hours. Couldn't connect to their wireless network. Obv misconfigured. I'm a pro and connect to wireless networks all over the country.Workers were no help.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I have been a patron of Eggingtons for over 20 years. I have nothing bad to say about the food itself, it's amazing and wonderful and I'll still come back despite this review. However, that being said, a patron who has been coming for 20+ years should have been treated in a much more professional manner. I made a reservation 2 MONTHS in advance of the Saturday before mother's day to have a Bridal Shower Bruncheon for my Sister-in-law. Yes, it was a large party, yes it was the Saturday BEFORE Mother's Day...all of which was irrelevant because if this was going to be a problem, you should NOT have taken the reservation for me in the first place. Most restaurants I go to that I've made reservations for usually have the table ready for me when I get there, which I assumed would be the case as I had requested it be ready a few moments ahead of 11:30 so I could set up the cupcakes, games, etc. I arrived at 10:55 to be sure that everything was in place and to drop off the cupcakes so they wouldn't melt. The hostess took the cupcakes and my name and said the table wasn't ready yet, so I went to run a last minute errand and came back at 11:20. To my chagrin, not only was my table STILL not ready, another party was still occupying it, which I was told only after waiting for another 10 minutes with balloons, favors and gifts in the lobby when I finally went up and asked what had happened with the reservation. The hostess basically had no response other than that it "wasn't quite 11:30 yet" and that the bills were being taken up. I glanced over to where she had just looked and saw that the people were literally still eating. Another party of 15 people were not even close to being done, so it was close to noon before we were seated. After finally getting settled, there were no further issues, but it just wasn't what I'd had in my mind. I'd wanted everything all set up and pretty for everyone's arrival, and there was no apology for the miscommunication on Eggington's side. It may not sound like it from this review, but I'm actually a pretty reasonable person. If something like this happens, I get it, it's an accident, but don't make me stand there with a group of 15 people and feel like the dummy when it wasn't my fault either. Bring out some muffins, find another place to move us out of the way, continue to apologize for the mistake and bring me some free whatever-the-bride-to-be's-favorite-drinks are (raspberry mochas) when we're finally seated. It's really a lot easier to alleviate these issues than it seems, unfortunately management doesn't seem to take this approach the majority of the time.
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output: Hit and miss. I'd have given them 2 stars, but when I went there last week, I wanted to gouge my eyes out with used tampons from sheer frustration...This time was a big, huge MISS. I hadn't been there in over six months and it slipped my mind that they have the two separate menus -- the non-asian menu (pink) and the asian menu (blue). When the pink menus were dropped on me, I wondered where the chicken chow fun had disappeared to - oh....that's right, I must have appeared as an americanized asian. MY BAD. I asked for the blue menu and was given a funky look, but it was brought and slapped down on the table with more force than necessary. Was that needed? Really? I thought it was me. Maybe it was. *shrugs* I honestly thought I'd get a different item on the menu, but noooo...I went for the chicken chow fun. What a hot mess that was. Not in a good way. It was mega greasy. I mean GREASY like I could've oiled all the squeaky doors I've ever heard in my entire life. There was no flavor. None. My friend was horrified with her yang chow fried rice. She didn't know what to make of it. I felt bad for recommending it. It was such a let down. Best chinese food in Mesa/Phoenix? Really? You think so? I don't think so. I think I'll take my chances with that hideous KFC further down the street than eat here ever again. Hell, I'll go eat at Golden Palace - you know, the place with no windows? - before I'll ever eat at Wong's Place. Oh...and to add insult to injury, service was so bad (food was slapped down on the table so hard noodles fell off the plate! I only got ONE glass of water as did my friend; they looked at me like I had NO RIGHT using chopsticks when I asked for them, etc) I didn't leave a tip...and the server chased after me as I was getting into my car, demanding tip money. I said no and drove off. I hope he doesn't realize I literally live around the corner from this place... What drama was had to be all around at Wong's Place. Maybe I caught them at a wong time. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck...
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
I found this place via the ZocDoc website (yes, it's awesome and you should use it if you're looking for any type of doctor) and made my appointment online after checking it out on YELP. I wanted a Saturday appointment and this office fit the bill. Upon arrival, I was greeted promptly and I filled out all my new patient paperwork. I was immediately escorted back to start the exam. The Doctor's assistant completed my initial tests and then Dr. Hartman completed my exam. I was impressed with how friendly and down to earth Dr. Hartman was. He completed my exam and I ended up needing glasses for night driving due to a slight astigmatism (bummer). I have never needed glasses my entire life. This was an entirely new experience for me! I was whisked away from my exam to pick out some frames. I looked around and noticed that the office was nicely appointed with a modern waiting area and plenty of designer frames to choose from. The assistant I worked with was very helpful! She was very patient in walking me through my insurance co-pays and explained what was covered/ what wasn't covered. She also helped me pick out some cute frames and gave me truthful advice on what frames looked good/ what frames didn't look good. I picked out a pair and now I'm waiting for them to arrive (quoted 5-7 business days). I was very pleased with my experience at this office and would definitely recommend Dr. Hartman and Optic Gallery to others. My appointment was a breeze in all aspects. They were extremely friendly, welcoming, and knowledgeable. They have everything you want in an Optometrist office!