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Output: You really have to see it to believe it. The Double Down Saloon delivered and then some. It's definitely a must do when you need to de-tox from all the luxury douchebag overpriced ultra lounges and clubs of the Strip. Not quite my favorite Las Vegas dive -- that honor would go to Ellis Island -- but still an admirable dump nevertheless. I trust Bonnie G and Lauren V (Phoenix Yelpers) taste in places as if it's my own, so I dragged two of my friends from the Venetian after a few raspberry vodka red bulls in our suite. One of the friends is kind of stuck up, so I knew we wouldn't stay long since it is the ultimate dive of dives. But I knew it was still worth a drink or two. Little did I know that it's location in the "Fruit Loop" gay bar district of Las Vegas revealed that I had in fact, passed by this fine establishment a dozen or so times. The feel here is decidedly more raucous rock bar than indie bar and the crowd was more rough around the edges than I had thought. But we (3 obviously gay men) didn't feel as awkward there as you would think. 3 ass juices (which tastes like a red headed slut, btw) and 3 Schlitz's later we were soaking up the scene. A band was wrapping up it show and movin out as we marveled at the Ass Juice, bacon martinis and vomit insurance. If only every city had a Double Down and accompanying self-deprecating bar culture, the world would be a better place. And then it was off to the rest of the bars in the Fruit Loop.

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Output: The Sunday brunch was awesome. You have a pretty long list of mini versions of great breakfast plates which were all very good. They encourage you to keep ordering. You can add bottomless mimosas as a reasonable price. Highly recommended.

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Output: The food is sub-par in comparison to other sub shops here in Madison. But today just put me over the edge. I ordered a lunch box special and iced tea. W/tax, tip and delivery charge, it came to $14. The driver arrived with ONLY my sandwich. I'm like wha??? She apologized and said she would be right back with the chips and iced tea. A half hour later I called the store and the guy on the phone tells me she hasn't even gotten back to the store, they are really busy and would I accept a store credit. I accepted it but now I wish I hadn't. I now wish I put my boots and coat on and walked to the BP and got a mocha frappe, a bag of chips and made some type of sandwich or soup here at home. Would have cost less, for sure. Don't bother with Silver Mines. Cousins is much better (even though they don't deliver) and Pita Pit on State St is fab! I cannot brag enough about Pita Pit! Fresh food, great service, quick delivery...too many places to choose from to accept less-than-stellar service and food.

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I have seen around 10 Cirque performances. They should remove their name from this immediately. I did not get this show at all. It is not like I am a huge Elvis fan but I do like many forms of entertainment, I was not entertained at all. I even lost a lot of respect for Cirque in general. Luckily the next evening we went across the street to see KA. This was a great Cirque performance. I guess if you are some kind of die hard Elvis fan you may like this. If not save your money and skip this one.