Question:
I happened to have just had a Subway footlong sandwich and a bag of Baked Lays , so I figured I would be okay . After one bottle , I was , so I temped fate and went for another . It got me drunk , but not to the point where I was woozy , wobbly , or slurring my speech . I did not even feel like I was going to give up my sandwich , but I knew well enough to pull back the reigns after that 2nd bottle .

Why is the narrator stumbling around ?
Answer:
They are boozed up .

Question:
I got the fresher 's flu which is baking be sdeeze a lot , add is hurding by throat . Od toppa dat I got da sdiffles . Defiditly dot the best experience for by first week i d Udi .

Why was n't the person feeling well ?
Answer:
They had the flu .

Question:
So anyways , on my way to the movie " Towelhead " , I decided to swing by Clear Flour , supposedly the best bakery in Boston to pick up some bread .

Why would the narrator be in the mood for Clear Flour ?
Answer:
They wanted to eat some bread .

Question:
slept for 3 hours last nightgot up and ran errands at 0630 . we stopped at the tractor supply co on a whim and got into a discussion with the man who works there as far as wood vs pellet stoves are concerned . it looks like even though they are more expensive now , we are going to have to go with a pellet stove . and unlike any other store in the the area , they are going to get this pellet stove in soon and gave us a rain check on it . and it actually works out cheaper than any of the other stores in the area .

What may be the reason for the post ?
Answer:
To describe my shopping