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Output: Here was my experience: I had seen this hospital several times in passing, as I live nearby. After being sick for 11 days, and with fever and the inability to breath, I decided it was time for the ER. I drove myself and my roommate, who was also ill, to the hospital. As we were on the freeway near the hospital we saw a billboard that said FAST ER waiting time 19 mins. We thought "Awesome" and figured we would be seen quickly. Needless to say, that billboard was GROSSLY inaccurate. We checked in at approx 1:30pm and was not called to triage until about 2:40pm. Out entire ER experience lasted about 6 hours and I did have a 1 hour breathing treatment. While waiting in the ER I had the most heartbreaking and disturbing experience. A little old lady, 96 to be exact, was asked to go into the public women's restroom alone to pee in a cup. I followed the lady in, after I was given some meds myself for fever. God only knows how she filled her cup, but she was crying, trying to get up from the toilet and pull up her pants. I offered her my help right away. I had her hold onto my shoulders and hoisted her up, pulled up her depends and pants, put the lid on her urine, put it in the bag and literally put my hands under her arms and carried her out to her wheelchair where her son was waiting. I cannot believe the hospital staff asked her to go in there alone. Afterwards when I brought it to the attention of the nurses they apologized to ME and told me I shouldn't have helped her because I was already sick and could've hurt myself. They should've been apologizing to her and not made her gone alone! I was furious and disgusted how things were being handled this day. I understand that hospitals get busy. I also understand that this was a new area, that they were under staffed and having technical issues with the computer system. I also understand there is absolutely NO excuse that makes this situation okay. The only reason I gave a 2 star rating is because my Doctor, Dr. Chan, was amazing, otherwise I would have given the -5 if possible.

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Output: Are you kidding? did you not understand my post? I HIRED HIM TO DO A JOB! !! I am capable of caring for my tanks, I CHOSE to have someone care for them, poor decision obvioulsy... why would it be my neglience? You are correct on one comment, yes I waited too long to seek intervention... firing Don! Unfortunately I listened to him BS me in that he had no idea why my fish were dying... he lied about doing water changes! IT'S a fact... NOT "natural occurances" my tanks were over a year old... maybe your expensive fish are dying and hes feeding you that... To say "an individual who had little impact on my tank"? sooo what exactly was I paying him for?? advise? consolement when my fish were dying daily? He was the DIRECT impact on my tanks, as he was the one caring for them... not INDIRECT. Amazing with my lack of ability and interest and my fish and corals are still alive since Ive been maintaining my own tanks! Read the whole review, and dont go blaming the victim! I took my ownership in that I waited too long to intervene on poor service. None the less it was poor service FOR ME.

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Output: I got married in Vegas two weeks ago ~ after reading a number of disappointing reviews on make-up artists such as the Glam Squad I decided to go into the MAC store and take a chance, despite reading that it was a super busy store. I got lucky - I got Emily! She was professionalism personified! It was around 3pm and she did my eyes between dealing with customers, she then offered to do my full face! I got married at 8.30pm a very happy lady! Thank you Emily!

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Took forever for my pottery to be ready. I made a birthday gift for my niece for her 1st birthday. Went in on the 19th, my niece bday was the 30th. Girl there was very helpful, selection is very limited and so was paint color. Asked her when my piece will be ready. She said 7 business days. It took over two weeks!!!! They did a terrible job glazing my piece too. Never again. I used a Groupon. I rather pay more and go to Color Me Mine.