QUES: Lucky it was only one car vs. power pole , but someones head hit the windshield , shattered it up , and all the air bags were blown . I say someone because , well , no one was there . We arrived on the scene first , and had to survey , making sure they were in the ditch somewhere ( in my drunken state , i still did not look forward to finding someone with a mashed in head in teh ditch , and call 911 .

Question with options: Why was it lucky there was only a car crash ?
ANS: The crash involved a pole and car only , no other cars .
QUES: I also found soda cups on a fire extinguisher box too . I have since given them notice that for every piece of trash I find that can be attributed to that unit , they will be fined $ 10 per piece . They were given the R & R 's when they moved on the property and apparently have never even looked at them ( that is if they can read ) .

Question with options: What may be a fact about what this person is doing ?
ANS: They are the landlord of the property .
QUES: Just last month alone , I spent just $ 17 on myself . And that money was spent on porn , coffee , and a lighter . Neh , I rant too much . I ' m just as bad as my ex in 2004 .

Question with options: How are the narrator 's spending habits based off the above ?
ANS: They spend their money on needless things .
QUES: So . Boring . I went into work , the first day that all of the kids were back to school . When I got into school , there was nothing for me to do at all , besides get ready for my night class . We had a morning meeting , to officially kick off the new school session .

Question with options: How is the narrator reacting to school ?
ANS:
They are very bored .