Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: All these years of going to Jack's and I never wrote a review... bad Peggy! This is my neighborhood spot, whenever I don't feel like fighting the crowd uptown, or driving all the way to BFE, or if I simply crave some karaoke fun (Thursday-Saturday), I'll venture my way to here. It's a solid place for night time fun: good bar food, beer specials, skeeballs, pool, patio etc. However, I am writing this review specifically for the Sunday brunch experience. I never know they have a brunch menu until yesterday. And there are very good choices. I narrowed down to 3 items... and the winner was (drum roll please) REDNECK GARBAGE PLATE. I mean, cmon, who can say no to a big pile of tater, scramble eggs topped with cheese, fried chicken tenders and smothered with gravy! And this was a $8 monster. I swear I took 3 eating breaks and still couldn't finish it (and for those who don't know me, I'm known to chow down). I didn't even touch the biscuit. It was delicious if not a bit heart attack inducing. I had to adjust my car seat and lean back in order to digest while driving off. And FYI, they have about 6 or so more garbage plate options... but I love gravy and redneck I was. My only 2 complaints are: 1. service tends to be more miss than hit at Jack's; 2. stop being stingy with the mimosa, I swear that's the smallest cup ever, what happened to the wine glass?! I do have to say good job with the outdoor seating (with tents and fans set up). And I have my eyes on the crepe next time, so bet'cha I'll be back

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I don't recall this hotel being as loud as it was the first time I stayed here. It was Fitzgerald's Holiday Inn back in the mid nineties and the boulevard was quieter back then. There's no way anyone can sleep at the D Hotel without the help of meds! Even though my room was on the 14th floor, the retro design with its popcorn walls, dark colors and bland furniture, it felt like a dungeon (though I've never stayed in one). The casino and outside bar featuring some of the best bartenders are worth visiting. The 2nd floor features the old slot machines and a horse race track which can only be described as something I've never seen before but it reminds me of a carni horse race game with the water guns even though it's nothing like that. You'll just have to see it for yourself if you're into vintage gaming. We ate at the D Grill on our first day of arrival. The food is OK. The front desk gave us an expired coupon with our guest room keys so that proved useless. This is the last time I choose to reserve a sleeping room in the downtown area. I want to play hard and be able to recoup, recover and do it all over. It's not possible when my sleep is disrupted. The bands don't stop performing, the new construction for Slotzilla begins at 11PM.... it's Halloween every night on Fremont Street. Sin city has turned into crazy town; at least in this part of Vegas. I'm a glutton for punishment. I appreciate that there are 2 faces of this city. There's no chance in hell any visit will be alike!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Bought tix to "O" and got there too late to eat at a normal sit down place. Was looking for a cafe and found Gelato. Many people eating and some were in bathing suits cause it's close to the pool. Grabbed a panini and green bean salad. It was delicious and tasted very fresh. A little pricey but worth it.