Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A barber is combing and shaving the hair of a man in a seat. They
Example Output: is his hair stylist.

Example Input: Men are riding and sailing on the boat. It
Example Output: in a boat is going to stay surfing to a river as they go.

Example Input: The man misses a bar and falls. The man
Example Output:
takes a break and kiss.