Write an article based on this "Go back to your stripped-down desk chair. Lay these sections down on a flat surface, widest length down, and position them. Make sure the sections are positioned accurately then weld them together. Measure the width of the base plate of your desk chair (the opposite measurement to the one you took in step 5) and write it down."
article: Measure the distance, front to back, of the steel plate that your padding used to be sitting on. Write down this distance on a piece of paper (you'll need it later). Then, subtract one widest-side dimension of your box section from this. For example, if it's 195mm, and your widest side of your box section is 62mm, then it's 133mm. Mark out two of these lengths on your box section. These will be "Lengths C". Lengths A should be on the sides, pointing away from you. Lengths B should be between them, at right angles, with their centers as far apart as the measurement you wrote down in step 5 of this section. If there is significant rust or paint on your box section, note where sections A and B meet and clean them to bare metal with a wire brush (or with your angle grinder, delicately). It might be a good idea to spot-weld them first then "dry run" them on your desk chair base to make sure everything's in order; it's easier to grind away and break a spot weld if you notice it's wrong. Go back to your subframe and position lengths C between lengths B, at right angles to it. You'll likely find that one or more will be slightly too long and won't fit; if this is the case, grind or cut them back. The centers of these sections should be as far apart as the distance you just measured. As above, clean up the mating surfaces then weld them in place. Your subframe is now finished.

Write an article based on this "Verify that your D-Link router is powered on. Press and hold the "Reset" button for about 10 seconds using a small, thin object such as the end of a paperclip or pen. Release the reset button after 10 seconds and wait for the router to automatically reboot. Wait at least 15 seconds after the router reboots before logging in to the router."
article: The router password is now reset, and the default password should be left blank when logging in.

Write an article based on this "Create note cards that give you multiple punchline options. Use the element of surprise. Get the timing right. Focus on detail. Say it with confidence."
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Put one story or joke setup on one side of the card. On the other side, write down the punchline(s), including different directions you could take the joke (less insulting, more insulting, totally different direction). That way, it makes it easier for you to adjust your jokes based on audience response. For instance: "Just look at him over there, slouched in that chair. Let me tell you, my brother is so lazy " "... he can't even summon the energy to laugh at these hilarious jokes." "... that when his ex-wife said 'That's it I'm leaving,' he said 'Could you grab me a beer on your way out?'" "... that no one even bothers to ask him to do anything anymore oh, wait i just realized my brother is a genius!" The element of surprise can often help you create the punchline of the joke. That is, people often expect a story to go one way. If it goes a different way, that can often produce a laugh. Use the person's quirks to create the element of surprise. Alternatively, use a line of your own to surprise your audience. For example, say the person has an obsession with tea. You could tell a little story this way: "One time, I saw Charlie lugging a box of like 200 tea bags into the office. I said, 'Charlie, how can any person drink that much tea?' He said 'I'll tell you a secret I soak my feet in it under my desk to help with foot odor.' And when I asked 'Then why are your teeth stained brown?' he answered 'Well, I'm not going to waste it this is expensive tea!'" Part of being funny is pacing yourself. If you rush through a story and the punchline, you're probably going to leave people in the dust. Instead, include pauses so that your audience can keep up, especially when you're delivering the punchline. What will really make your roast funny is putting what you have to say in perspective by using stories to drive the point home. If you just say, "Haha, isn't Fred a joke? He's always running late," that's not very funny. However, if you put the same point in a story, people will find it more amusing. For example, you could say, "Fred has never been on time for a staff meeting. In fact, when it came time for him to lead one, he thought he was supposed to start it with 'OK, any questions before we finish?' And for the 'continental breakfast' he brought lukewarm decaf and half an onion bagel for everyone to share." While providing detail is good, make sure you don't waste excessive time getting to the point of the joke. If you're not confident in your jokes, the people around you won't be either. The jokes will fall flat. You've got to believe in your jokes--or at least act like you believe in them--for people to actually come along for the ride. Look around the room, and catch people's eyes. Also, stand up straight, and try not to fidget. Speak in a clear, engaging tone. Practice in the mirror a few times. And remember that you're putting on an act.