TASK DEFINITION: Classify given movie review into two categories: positive, or negative based on its content.
PROBLEM: there might be some sort of credible gender-provoking philosophy submerged here , but who the hell cares ?

SOLUTION: negative

PROBLEM: none of these characters resembles anyone you've ever met in real life , unless you happen to know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter .

SOLUTION: negative

PROBLEM: might best be enjoyed as a daytime soaper .

SOLUTION:
negative