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Output: went in for liver and herring for the holidays.Also some bagels. It was almost like I was being punked as everyone ignored me. After painful begging my friend and I got the holiday stuff we paid and went home. (Ok...no one there is at all friendly. Not helpful. The girl checking me out mumbled so badly we could not understand her. She then said something rude as I did not respond correctly to her mumbles..LOL) ....got my bagel box home and someone screamed...look at this 13 perfectly uncooked round balls. Slightly brown on the top and you could put your finger through the center.Now in the trash.. no response to my email to the company. Oh I know I should have returned them but an hour to Shea to be treated rudely was not happening. Never will go there again. Zero stars...one to get on but you know it is zero

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Output: As I sit here on Saturday night at 8 pm, 35 minutes after being seated I still have not received my drink. Obviously the food hasn't arrived...

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Output: Wow, this was my 3rd Cirque show and by far the most impressive. The stage rotates completely! Performers are suspended by wires for most of the show because most of it is performed at a 45 degree angle! At one point the stage was up completely perpendicular to the floor! This show was supposed to have a storyline to it, but both my sister and I found it difficult to follow. Any audio that was spoken was also difficult to hear clearly. Somehow though, it doesn't matter. The acrobatics and wire suspension are so impressive that you still sit enthralled. Our favorite was the beach scene with the turtle and crab. Kind of random, but we loved it.

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Charlotte institution. Fries are mediocre but the burgers are top notch. Make sure to get it with chili and bring cash.