Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So we visited this establishment on a nice a lonely night during Christmas break. I did my research on my beloved yelp and should have erred on the side of caution and "followed my guts" instinct. Upon entry I realized this was going to suck...The lounging around nonchalant hostesses slowly took us to a seat, but it wasn't like rocket science, as there was only one other customer and his lady friend chomping on some food. We ordered our soda drinks which came in some real thin cup type things loaded with ice. Did they not have a fountain machine on site??? Not sure. Moreover, it came time to order.....we ordered our dishes and an app. Let me say that the Kung Pao that I ordered was the worse tasting dish I have ever had at any Chinese food place. Cutting corners aren't ya....With about 3 sticks of chopped celery. And a bunch of peanuts....not even real brown sauce. The app we got sucked as well. I felt like walking out after it appeared as though something suspicious was going on when the hippy looking cook came out to chill with the girls....dude this is not an authentic Chinese food place. I understand that I am in east Mesa...but for real, panda express serves it much better than this place. I WISH I could get refunded the absurd amount of close to 40 bucks I spent on a family of three......for such little food and such a bunk tasting meal. Heck....I can rock the wok much better. We will never return and I will not have a menu for delivery in my humble home. Anyways caveat emptor....yuck...............

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Uh...horrible food. And I was even uh, under the influence...the kind where anything tastes good, and it was still bad. I wouldn't eat here if I were starving in the desert. The Palms was a great place to stay, the 24-7 Cafe had GREAT food. It's too bad the buffet was so bad....

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The food here is wonderful! Best guacamole on the planet! Turkey sandwich is a club - wish it was just a sandwich - but is enough for 2 people, so share! Service is excellent! Can't wait to tell my friends about this place!