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An example of an positive review: We call this place "Secret Pizza" because of how amazing it is and how hard it is to find when you're shitcanned. But it's our Secret Pizza, and we love it no matter what. Hoes down, G's up.

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An example of an positive review: Located right on Park Avenue, the sushi is fresh and inventive. And yes, they actually have Japanese making the sushi!

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An example of an negative review: I originally went to massage envy for my migraines. My very first massage the lady completely pressured me into doing the membership. So of course, I did. Well the membership is $60 a month for 1 massage per month not including tip. The massage itself is only 50 mins (which was never explained to me) and the contract is 12 months!! The lady who signed me up said I could cancel at any time (which was also falsely explained to me). So now I'm stuck in this year long membership that I cannot afford to pay. The massages are decent. Definitely not worth $70-$80!!! The assistant manager Mara was very apologetic and helpful about my situation & informed me that the lady who signed me up is no longer there (thank god). Over all my experience here is very disappointing.

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An example of an negative review: I'm not really sure how to feel about The Dogs. Myself and my colleagues visited here just prior to Christmas for a little lunch. We had three courses and although I can't fault the absolutely delicious main I had of a beef burger with red onion jam and bacon (which was STUNNING), my dessert left quite a lot to be desired. I ordered something which doesn't seem to be on the menu any more, but was a winter berry and toffee mess with marscapone. It was a pretty "ok" dessert, but what really brought it down was discovering that part of the packaging for the marscapone had made its way into my dessert. The owner David was serving us and I let him know about this. He took it back to the kitchen without saying much of anything about it and I was left to sit a bit confused about whether I was getting a fresh dessert or we'd just be comped for that one. I had been a bit put off by that point so didn't really want a fresh dessert. He eventually reappeared with a new dish and I felt a bit of a tit having to refuse it. To his credit he did explain that the packing was perfectly harmless, but no one ever likes to find something they weren't expecting in their food. We were sat in the back room of the Dogs and although there was an obvious theme running through (dogs, unsurprisingly!) and the mismatched chairs and pews were a nice touch, the decor has seen better days. Some might call it decor with character, but I felt it crossed the line a little into tired. Speaking of character, the owner David's a bit of a character in himself and he may not be everyone's cup of tea as he's pretty plain spoken and can come across as stand-offish if he's serving you, but he's also one of The Dogs charms if you like a bit of banter and an honest, forthright business owner. I probably wouldn't recommend The Dogs in a hurry, but may give them a second chance myself at some point.