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An example of an negative review: We walked in on a Tuesday night with our child. The Yelp info said it was kid friendly. It most certainly was not. We felt like we walked into an American Apparel ad or an Of Montreal concert. The place was packed with 18-24 year-old drunk kids. The only things missing: face paint and glow sticks. We had about a 15 min wait. As we were being taken to our seats, one of the waitresses said, "Who brings their baby to a restaurant?' To which I replied, "We do, you ass!" Nothing like a 22-year-old punk with a holier-than-thou attitude trying to ruin your night! The food was only mediocre. We all agreed that the tacos were overly greasy and all kind of had the same flavor. Margaritas are margaritas. The "empanadas" were not empanadas I have ever had. They most resembled empanada-shaped eggrolls. The best part of the meal was the chips and salsa. They also charge extra for a refill of the salsa. I've always thought it was lame to charge extra for a condiment. Overall, the food is not bad for a cheap Taco Tuesday. I'd keep the kiddo at home next time. However, If I decide to bring her somewhere it will be my decesion and not up for review by some blond, jerk-off waitress...thank you very much. I give it one star because of the rude staff (even just that one girl). I don't have time for poor service and bad attitudes when I am paying for food that I can make better at home.

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An example of an positive review: It's funny how people who live in cities for a long time never visit any of the city's landmarks. For example I'm pretty sure that there are people who have lived in New York City who have never been to the Statue of Liberty. The point of trying to make is that people really need to explore their home once in a while, I am one of them I have lived in Las Vegas for 16 years and it wasn't until last year that I discovered this little oasis in the desert. Last summer a girl I was dating at the time suggested we go to the Springs Preserve, and me being naive I asked what the hell is that. Needless I was pretty surprised when I go there. The Preserve is very beautiful and fun! I never I could have so much fun exploring nature. It's very educational and a great place to take the whole family, which when we got there were hundreds of families. There's a concert area dedicated towards special events, a nice little restaurant, a desert ecosystem, and a cool swamp area to explore just to name a few of the locations. The only gripe I have with this place is the parking. Apparently we went during some special event the preserve was hosting so we had to park three blocks away and walk in the middle of July to get into the place. I'm just lucky is was cloudy but still! All in all it is a very entertaining place and a very good idea for a date. It should not be missed by any local looking for a nice afternoon out.

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An example of an positive review: Great place to take your family. Local team and Local Fun

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An example of an negative review: I'm a local here in Las Vegas and on occasion my wife and I like to leave the house and have a fun night out where we can have some fun and not worry about driving home after a few drinks. Rumor is not new to me, having been in their suites a few times when friends were in town that stayed there and a year ago my wife and I stayed in their Oasis suite and thought it was really cool and hip. Our most recent stay however, the experience was not so great when we got the same suite again...the two bedroom Oasis suite as it was offered at a really low rate for a weekday, off season. We arrived on a Thursday at 4PM, check-in time. Everything was self-park, which was fine. We walked in and the front-desk woman was very short with us and not particularly friendly. We were both thirsty so I asked where the vending machines were. "Sorry, there aren't any on property. If you want a drink you can order something at the bar" said the front desk girl. OK, so we walked 10 feet over to their bar and waited a few minutes until a "bartender" arrived. We asked for two diet cokes and they were priced to an equivalent of a nightclub price. Stupid. We also asked about food and the kitchen was closed. While walking to our room we noticed on one of the doors leading to the outside that said that no outside food or drink is permitted anywhere on the property. Obviously these guys think of this place as some sort of prison. We went to our room and notice immediately it had a horrible musky smell inside. We had to open the windows just to air the room out. We wanted to adjust the air conditioning when we came in and noticed that there were two units but only one remote, which was really odd. In a similar fashion, there were two TVs in the suite, one in each room. The remote for the TV in the bedroom was there but the one in the living room was missing so the TV in there didn't work. A few things we noticed about the suite right away was that it was so damn dark inside. I never remember it being that way and I know they want to create a mood but you almost are tripping over the furniture even with all the lights on. While hanging out in the room for a few minutes while my wife freshened up someone from Housekeeping barged in. "Oh, I'm so sorry...I was told to show the suite and they said that nobody was occupied in this one! I'm sorry! I'm Sorry!!!" That sure was odd. We left and came back to the room later that night and thought it would be fun to hop in the tub. When we turned the water on we noticed that the paint/enamel on the bottom of the tub had huge chips missing. It looked terrible and my wife decided that the condition gave her some concerns so we didn't use it. We crashed and woke up the next morning. We opened the drapes to the windows and now that we had some daylight coming into the room we could see just how filthy it was. The carpet looked like it hadn't been vacuumed in a while. The round table by the entrance door looked terrible. Underneath the glass on top the table looked disgusting. Our favorite laugh came when we looked at the white sofa that had a huge burn from an iron on one of the cushions. You'd think they'd flip that cushion over to hide that but no. There just is no attention to any detail in this place. It seems as though it's run by a bunch of amateurs and now that their flash-in-the-pan fame of being a unique and original boutique hotel has come and gone, they just don't care about maintaining the place and any supervision of the hotel staff is completely absent. A once cool place has now dropped in quality to the equivalent of a Budget Suites or Motel 6. I used to recommend this hotel to everyone coming to Vegas but now it's an embarrassment.