[Q]: Objective: How to thwart security guards at a festival or concert and get liquor in.
[A]: Get a small mini or regular type of French bread loaf, neatly and carefully cut the bread at one end, cut out all the bread in the middle, insert small bottle of alcohol, maybe in an old disposable water bottle) put the bread back together.

[Q]: Objective: To peel an orange with a spoon,
[A]: roll the orange on a hard surface, use a knife to make a cut in the peel but avoid cutting the fruit, slip a desert spoon underneath the peel and work the peel loose, and remove the peel in sections.

[Q]: Objective: rope
[A]: can be untwined to form fishing line

[Q]: Objective: How can I secure the top of the trash bag so it doesn't fall into the dust bin?
[A]:
Place picture hanger hooks on the outside of the can and hook the handles of the trash bag inside those.