We clambered down slowly in sweaty thongs and walked around for a couple of minutes looking unsuccessfully for the aboriginal handprint we had been told about . The scramble out was just as awkward but we decided to continue to the next one , which was not much further along . This time the entrance was down a series of natural rock ledges .

A: Why were they looking for the aboriginal handprint ?

There 's this girl I know . She 's about 5'6 " , weighs 112 lbs soaking wet , fully clothed & with rocks in her pockets . She 's dark haired , perfectly proportioned , great disposition , good at virtually everything . She loves to cook and loves to bite , though those two qualities are n't exactly synonymous . She 's got one major problem though : she does n't like keys .

A: What is the narrator likely to do to the female ?

We saw that as a good opportunity to take a lil trip for labor day weekend . We pretty much immediately decided on Las Vegas its close to Phoenix and there s plenty to see and do . Plus , the guys ( especially Martin ) had always wanted to see Vegas . We were initially aiming at flying to Vegas , renting a car there and driving to Phx , then flying back to ABQ from Phx .

A: What may be the reason for them basing their trip on Phoenix ?

I just joined Planet Fitness , so now I will feel better and not have to subject myself to Dave Harrington 's militant karate workouts so much . I ' m tired of that man . Now I just need a Zune . How to let Christopher know that I 'd much rather have one of those than a new guitar for my birthday?I will be 23 in two months exactly .

A:
What might happen if I do n't get a Zune ?