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Output: Grubbed with the hubs here. Good burgers & trying new bread pudding - not yet on the menu.

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Output: Horribly horrible. I live in Santa Barbara, Ca where there are many fantastic restaurants, Italian included. Bartolotta is junk. I ate with my wife who doesn't like seafood. That was not a big deal until the waiter explained to us that all the fresh fish is sold by the whole fish. There was only one fish that they would do for 1 person. The smallest fish they had that night would have cost me $115! I started with the Parmigiano-Reggiano custard with sauteed mushrooms, quite nice, a savory dish. The I had shrimp raviolis, bad, boring and tasted no better than store bought raviolis. My main was a snapper. It was quite nice but nothing over a 3 star, average as average gets. My wife had gnocchi in a tomato cream sauce which was just average again. Now so many people are giving the place 5 stars and I have no idea why. Yes, it is no olive garden and clearly would be 5 stars compared to that, but when you try to compare this restaurant to the best Italian places in the US (like Wynn sells it as) it fails to even come close. There has to be better places to go. I wish I could suggest somewhere else but I just haven't been in Vegas enough to do so.

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Output: Okay, this review may be a little biased because I'm comparing my Hot and Juicy experience with Boiling Crab out in California, but really... Hot and Juicy? NOT SO HOT AND JUICY! My friend recommended this place because her cousin saw it on the Food Network. I want to go to Food Network, tell them that they SUCK, that they should retract the special on Hot and Juicy, and that they should do a special on Boiling Crab instead. Okay, maybe not as harsh. - We all ordered the shrimp with the Medium Hot and Juicy Special sauce. At BC, you can see the garlic, pepper, and the deep red sauce in the bag. Also, the Medium Whole Shabang has a spicy taste that lingers. This is what I was expecting. Instead, the shrimp at H&J came out super bland, not spicy, and not juicy at all. I had to squish my shrimp around the barely-there sauce to get it to have any flavor at all. - We had to ask for limes, salt, and pepper. They took forever to get the limes out to us. It was as if they went to go buy limes and cut them up just for us. - You can't draw on the walls. How wack is that? Haha. The staff was friendly and the venue was clean, but it just didn't live up to my expectations. I'm sorry H&J... 2 stars for you cuz: "Meh. I've definitely experienced better."

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I've been here twice and the food is reminiscent of the stuff you find in the frozen food aisle at Sam's Club. Not bad, but nothing to get excited about. Happy hour is 4-7 and they offer 50% all apps, pizza & drinks. The bartender wasn't sure how to make a bloody mary and they didn't have any worcestershire sauce in the whole restaurant, so she used A1. The drink ended up tasting like a spicy glass of A1. Despite Happy Hour's offer of 50% off all well drinks I was charged full price @ $8 because they consider a bloody mary to be a specialty cocktail. On a second visit the bartender was much better. Because of my previous experience, I decided to go with a glass of Chardonnay instead of a steak sauce tobasco cocktail. He rewarded me with generous refills and comped my wine.