IN: I have n't added anything here in awhile , so I decided I would post a little about what 's been going on with my bad self . I got promoted at work to Technical Services Manager and now I am in charge of almost all of the daily operations at my work and also have a huge hand in infrastructure planning . I guess all my network geekery is starting to pay off .
Why is the narrator so excited at work ?

OUT: They just got a promotion .

IN: I had to force myself to laugh , and there were about 3 - 4 Brown Bag fouls . Everyone 's minds were in the gutter . It was ridiculous .
Why did they force themselves to laugh ?

OUT: They wanted to fit in with the other people having fun .

IN: I hit Jamba Juice again , but got the Pomegranate Paradise instead . Perhaps not the wisest choice - my tummy was pissed off at me for several hours . 10 am - 11:30am : I went to the Patricia Wrede ( pronounced Reedy ) reading .
Why was " Pomegranate Paradise Perhaps not the wisest choice " ?

OUT:
The Pomegranate drink made me ill .