Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He

Output: empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

Input: Consider Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy

Output: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Input: Consider Input: Someone stares at her husband. Out in the sunshine, someone, still in her wedding dress,
Output: is intent on her table.