Problem: BTW , the Irish cheeseburger I had made me gag . I was convinced it was actually lamb . My dad said it 's because Irish beef is more natural and does n't have preservatives and blah blah yuck !

How does the Irish Cheeseburger taste ?

A: Yuck

Problem: We had a little visitor last night . Mike was sleeping and I was just getting ready to get into bed myself , when I saw something moving on the floor . I looked closer and sawa little green frog hopping across the floor towards our suit case . I hopped behind the glider and I lost sight of it .

Why would the narrator even notice such a small creature ?

A: The narrator has trouble sleeping .

Problem: In 2004 I shot a band called Junior for the Times . I took the band into the paper 's bathroom to get some " bad boy " shots of them playing a game of craps . I must have done a good job , because Kiley Bland gave me a call a few weeks back to see if I was interested in shooting his wedding in June . I recently got together with Kiley and his bride - to - be , Jill , and we went out around town for some engagement shots and even hit the studio for some " silly " shots as well .

Why did I hit the studio ?

A:
To take funny photos .