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An example of an positive review: Love Switch! Great food and really great staff (except Amy, but just avoid her). Favorite food: Caesar, mac and cheese, chicken pops (amazing appetizer), divine fries and onion rings, and killer burgers. And the brunch - heaven! The Switch french toast with fig and blueberry syrup is epic.

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An example of an negative review: Very slow service. had three people bring the food, but it the follow up or service after that. No drink refills, waited 10.minute between boxing leftovers a d getting the check.

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An example of an negative review: First off, I really cannot understand why so many think this is a great place. I ended up at Trader Vic's no Zuzu, but it's the same happy hour. Gee, where do I start ? The service was lousy, the food was not much and the wine by the glass was lame. Need I say more ? It's sad to me when the best thing on the menu is a BURGER. I can get a burger anywhere and ay time. The waitress was more interested in talking to various patrons than to pay any attention to the ones who are getting food delivered (by someone else). I had to get up and ask someone else in the wait staff if I could have some water after I already asked the waitress and she never delivered. Meanwhile, the food shows up and she is too busy talking to others to pay any attention to my table. Then after that I had to get up to ask someone else again for some ketchup for the fries that came with the burger. Again, not paying any attention. Forget about the pathetic "Asian cucumber salad". They may as well take this off the menu. I received a little tiny pile of thinly sliced cucumbers underneath a mound of dried rice noodles so large you couldn't tell there was anything under it. Even for 2 or 3 dollars it is a joke. The fried calamari was so oily I couldn't eat it. The wine was so lame I didn't even bother to drink it. All in all a terrible experience. I will probably never go back and I will tell everyone I know how iousy it was :)

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An example of an negative review: This was a really uncomfortable dinner mostly because it was my suggestion and everyone hated it. Everything my mother-in-law ordered was sold out. They refused to bring her anything to drink despite multiple requests... the list is endless. At the end of the day, the food that was available was good but the ambiance and the service were lacking.