Question:
So today I went to a new dentist for a checkup and cleaning . It 's been about 2 years since I last went to one , so they had to prod all around in my mouth finding out what " previous work " I had done . Now I ' ve never really thought much of dentistry beyond the idea that it 's like grease monkey for your mouth ; you just need to stop in every 20k miles or so . But today as this gal explored every tooth , filling and whatnot , she kept saying " Oh my , what great work ! "

What may be the reason to go to the dentist ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
She came over and shook hands and introduced herself as Master Teresa . That was right- the moon had a ranking system different that the one on earth . " I ' m sorry to say they 're not the cleanest right now- so sorry !

Where might Master Teresa be from ?
Answer:
Master Teresa might be from the Moon

Question:
There was a commotion in my house this afternoon where there were lots of screaming ! ! When dad and I reached home , I noticed Jojo was kinda unusual . He was in his houes , staring at something at the side .

What happened in the house today ?
Answer:
People were arguing .

Question:
I was drenched by the time I got home . Too bad people can not shrink ( like inwards on the stomache size ) like wool . " J " showed up to do the lawn and I peeked outside to see if the strays were out there . Suddenly , the kitten came inside .

Why did the kitten come inside ?
Answer:
It did n't want to get wet .