Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: How is In the Company of Thieves? It depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking for a place to get consistently delicious fair trade coffee? You've found it! If you're looking for a place to get consistent costumer service? Not so much. I live right around the corner from Thieves, so I want to love it so bad. It's the closest coffee shop to my house and, like I said, has great fair trade coffee. But Thieves keeps inconsistent hours and the barristas (owner included) seem uninterested in serving you. Which, attitude aside, just makes everything take longer. Here's my anecdotal evidence: The first time I went to Thieves, when I got there, there was no one behind the counter. I'd heard mixed reviews about getting served, so I thought I'd do an experiment and see how long it took. After standing around for 7 minutes (and contemplating grabbing the cash register or one of those tasty croissants and making a run for it) a gentlemen who I now recognize as the owner reappeared (from the basement? outside? it was unclear.) He moseyed over the counter where I was standing and took some time getting set up before looking up and saying, "What can I get you?" No "Have you been waiting long?" or "Sorry about that, I had to go and deal with an invasion of panthers downstairs!" or another plausible explanation. I ordered my coffee, it was delicious. And this has been the kind of experience I have come to expect from Thieves.
Q: negative

A: Looks like this company is very hit or miss, and we got a miss. We rented a boat for all day with 4 people, so it was pretty pricey. It seems we got subbed out to a private boat owner because they were over booked. To make it WORSE, he brought his 7 year old along in an already crowded boat. We felt horrible for the child, so of course let him do some of the watersports (on our dollar), but of course he was unhappy most of the trip. The other problem, because this is just some guy with a boat, is he was very concerned with his gas consumption for the trip. I'm sorry, that's not our problem. They kept trying to get us off the group raft, which uses up more fuel due to the heavier drag. To make matters EVEN worse, when I wrote to the company explaining our experience I never heard back from them. Not even an email. We came away from the experience feeling very cheated.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We hadn't visited this location in quite sometime. Went there Tuesday, 1/8/13, no wait time to be seated. For 15 minutes, no one came to our table to get drink orders.....absolutely nothing! After waiting a few more minutes, we got up and walked out. WILL NOT BE BACK!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Awwww, Crab Corner! We were so excited, based on the reviews we read. The first surprise was the cheap storefront appearance, as we were expecting a real restaurant experience. The paper towels and plasticware didn't help, but I figured they put their money into their food. Amongst the three of us we tried the fried catfish, fried clams, hushpuppies, pulled pork sandwich, fries, crab cakes and- of course- the snow crab legs. The hushpuppies were fried too hard, but would have been great otherwise. The catfish was also fried way too hard, but the fish inside was melt-in-your-mouth good. The clams weren't as over-fried. The pulled-pork sandwich wasn't a big hit (and wasn't especially attractive) but the little container of barbecue sauce went over well, if that says anything. It was way overpriced for being just a sandwich -it should've been half the price. The Boardwalk fries were all right but the special seasoning just tasted like salt to us. We didn't like the crab cakes at all, but appreciated that they appear to be made with real crab. Finally, the service was off. A couple of orders were forgotten, one order was incorrect, and the two servers, who were both friendly, seemed overwhelmed with being responsible for everything from taking orders to clearing tables to cashiering. I'd hate to see what would happen if the place was more than half-full. The crab wasn't anything special. I guess there's not much you can do with crab except ruin it, which they didn't do. It was $19.00 for just the crab legs and no sides, which didn't impress my S.O., the crab eater of our group. So I hate to say it, but we won't be back.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This had to be the worst Sonic I have ever been to! I got food poisoning and the staff was very rude. They took about 10 minutes to even take my order. When they brought me my food I mentioned to them that their sign said if they do not try to up sell an order I get $2 off my next visit. They stated that they did try to up sell. I was not going to argue over a stupid $2 as the server was trying to but I did mention to him that the cashier did not up sell to anyone and I could hear their orders as well. This place was terrible, has bad service and food. I do not agree with false advertisements and rude service. I love Sonic and I will not be returning to this one.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
It's a place you go to because it's close to the university, but it's always better to go somewhere else. If you have the choice, might as well avoid this place.