Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The last time I visited the Philippines was way back in '97. We only went to Jollibee once, and I was so sick I stayed in the car. My last trip to Vegas was just last year, but I didn't even know at the time that there was a Jollibee opening up. This past weekend, I had to hit it up. Even if it meant paying the $13 cab fare there, and the other $13 to come back to the strip (note: make sure you get the phone number for a cab, they don't come around there very often). I was hungover, hungry, and already on a losing streak...Filipino fast food was what I needed. My friends and I each got the palabok/chickenjoy combo, along with a peach mango pie. I generally prefer Filipino spaghetti to palabok, but a few weekends ago Filipino spaghetti was all I ate for three days. The chicken was without a doubt the best fast food fried chicken I've ever had, and while I've had better palabok (I prefer the kind with the thicker noodles), it was still pretty damn good. The pie was also a must-try. It beats the shit out of a McDonald's apple pie any day. Even if you're not Filipino, you can learn to love our food at Jollibee. Now if only Vegas wasn't the closest one to me in Chicago, I'd be much happier. BONUS: There was a Chow King there too, and though we were too full to try it, it was a nice surprise.
Q: negative

A: Not sure why I went into this store; everytime I do, I wonder what I expected to see other than the same, tired looks that Eddie Bauer has been putting out for decades. If you want something nice, that say is updated every couple of season or so, go to Banana Republic; more stylish clothes, but still grown up enough no one will accuse you of having a midlife crisis (or of being from a nursing home like some of the clothes from EB will make you look). Thumbs Down.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Pretty good, very messy...interesting experience to eat out of a bag like that.
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Output: I've never been to a restaurant where I spit the food back out. What I bought was a terriyaki chicken bowl with rice and noodles with veggies. It tasted like a boxed microwave diet dinner. Cubed chicken, frozen veggies, spaghetti noodles from a box id buy at the store, and sauce I could make ten times better in my own home. If a place can mess up such an easy dish, then it's poor quality. There's nothing Hawaiian about this place. The customer service was nice, but that's about it. Go to jack in the box for their terriyaki bowl to save money.
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output: Finally Finally went after all these years and all the hype. Met some friends for happy hour. The pros: Cheap beer. Beer is 2 for 1, which amounts to 2.50 cents per Asahi. Having said that, ate off the happy hour menu. Perhaps the dinner menu is better, but the happy hour menu sounded delicious so we sat in the lounge. The lounge is pretty, good view of this wine wall (which is where they hide the very pretty bathrooms). The staff is pretty, some are very nice, others a bit cold. The menu had all sorts of exciting sounding appetizers. Kobe beef gyoza, (fatty tasting but not in a great way, tasted like the filling in an okay egg-roll), soft shell crab buns, good, but not for the price. The kimchee noodles with duck breast were passable, but nothing to write home about. Was told that the scallop sushi roll was "the best roll" that the restaurant makes. It was....okay. Had edmame, had the pork belly. Most everythign on the menu, both salty and not involved ponzu sauce. I love ponzu but it seemed to be in everything. The seafood salad was a good mix of sashimi peices, but microscopic in size. Ordered desserts, pretty presentation, but nothing spectacular. The one dish I really liked was the butterfish tataki with ponzu sauce. Problem is, we were served five nearly transparent (as in small) pieces of fish about the size of two postage stamps apiece. Tasty but dissapointingly small. The bill for four folks (who didn't eat all that much and barely drank the happy hour beer) was about 175.00 I don't mind spending money when its tasty, (for a better place with a more intimate feel, stop by Teeter House downtown, better food, better preparation. The bill pained me as the food was mediocre.
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Output:
What a cool friendly little place!