QUES: Two of the techs at work have to take an exam as a follow to the course thingy they went to . It 's 67 multiple choice questions . It took all 4 techs who were in today , our Pharmacist / Owner , three training books and two hours to get the 80 % required as a pass . This company is fucked up .

Question with options: Why is the narrator unhappy with their company ?
OPTIONS:
- The pharmacist is corrupt .
- The exams are too burdensome .
- None of the above choices .
- There are n't enough exams .
ANS: The exams are too burdensome .
QUES: The cop pokes the guy with his billy - club and then bends down to what looked like help the guy up . The guy springs to his feet , the cop gets in attack position , then the guy rushes at the cop only to be hit in the chest with the billy - club . At this point they are no longer in the view of the camera so I run to the back door to see what is going on .

Question with options: What may the policeman have been trying to do ?
OPTIONS:
- Help the man up .
- Arrest the man .
- Get into attack position .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: Arrest the man .
QUES: I wanted a freebie ! Then at work , from 11 am to 3 pm there was this chatty chick doing a demo / sampling of the grapes which were on special in the produce department , and she 'd set up her stand right next to my flower display . She was making up this WW strawberry mousse and giving people a bit of that with a couple of grapes in it . Of course it had dairy ... and aspartame ... yeesh .

Question with options: What kind of a person am I ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- A giving person , who made sure to give away my spare grapes .
- A selfish person , I took all the grapes for myself .
- I am a grocery store employee .
ANS: I am a grocery store employee .
QUES: Her hair was stringy in some parts and clumped with blood in others . One eye was bloodshot , and the other had a yellowish splotch forming around it . Within an hour it would be the Slayer equivalent of a black eye . In another two hours it would -- hopefully , he thought -- be gone .

Question with options: What may have happened to him ?
OPTIONS:
- He just had bad hair and eyes .
- He forgot to wash his hair and get the blood out .
- None of the above choices .
- He may have been in a fight .
ANS:
He may have been in a fight .