Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Room: 1 star Dining options: 2 1/2 Beach: 4 1/2 WiFi/amenities: 0 I tagged along with my boyfriend to Microsoft Management Summit the week of April 8th. My stay there was so disappointing I paid extra to get an earlier flight back to Seattle. The most baffling aspect was the WiFi. Or lack thereof. Like Indigo mentioned, WiFi there was a joke. They kept losing connectivity entirely. During an IT conference no less! Half the time I didn't even have 4G reception for my phone. When there was connectivity, it was REALLY slow. You get all of 512mbs included in the resort fee. If you want to upgrade to 1, it's $14/day. The room was dated and lame. We had an awesome view of the airport complete with all of the accompanying air traffic noises. Beds were meh. Bathroom was weird. The toilet itself was located in a tiny room with a door that is always shut and has no fan or ventilation. Actually no fan in the entire bathroom. The shower had good pressure but made an awful high pitched noise. No robes. If you want a fridge to store personal items, it's $35/day. Otherwise, they charge $50 if you use the one already there. There was no menu with prices for mini fridge items or the water/candy sitting on the dresser. No prices on the spa menu (you have to call the concierge with a specific request). The air conditioner made a loud squeaking noise. The windows were filthy with hand (maybe butt?) prints. The TV was ridiculous. Crappy picture and fewer channel options than a motel 6. If your'e on any kind of a budget, I would suggest hitting a grocery store before you get to the hotel. The dining options are all ridiculously over-priced. Though, in all fairness, that's the case with every place on the Strip. The only overall positive aspect of my stay there was the beach. The wave pool is great and there are ample chairs. Beach cafe is reasonably priced in comparison to those in the hotel. A few cons: space is really tight between chairs. 6pm seems rather early to close the beach/pools. There are only 2 small hot tubs that are filled with children. It would be nice if there were an adults only area besides the "toptional" Moorea Beach Club. A few pros: Not smoky Friendly staff They let me park my rental motorcycle at the Valet area for free Shark reef aquarium was cool and totally worth the $18 P.S. I stayed at the Aria last year and it was fantastic
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A: If I was a local, this would be my spot. We sat out on the patio next door with our caps and could not have been happier!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: we wanted to like this place, even after phoning and getting a grumpy response on the other end. but the combination of uninspired grumpy counter help service!), a chai latte that tasted like hazelnut non-dairy creamer (beverages!), a dead orchid in the bathroom (ambiance!), and a baclava that tasted of stale cardboard and elmer's glue, with about the same consistency (cuisine!) left us sad. better off looking elsewhere...
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Output: Wow, lived here for 10 years and never knew this was here. In a Quaker building right off the 51 is one of the most Americana events you can catch. Folk music played accoustically, by a varied group of folks. My son loved it as did my girlfriend. Cheap coffee for $1.00 and sodas, along with homemade baked goods round out the offering. It really isn't a coffee house as much as a great place to hear music. Very sparse (think Quaker) but a perfect environment for the music. If you need to chill out for a few hours, hit this place up. There are few places in America where you will see this environment. Everyone is welcoming and nice, we will definately return.
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output: Always enjoy the gyros here, everything tastes fresh and the staff are friendly and helpful.
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My first and favorite Cirque show ever! The stage is awesome... i love watching the stage transform back and forth from pool to dry floor. Love the stunts, cirque du soleil performaces always amazes me. But This whole water theme just took my breath away. I saw this show few years ago and i cannot wait to see it again! There's just way too much stuff going on that I'm sure I have missed out on. It is definitely a must see show when you're in vegas. And book early!