Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: this is a very interesting place to go if for no other reason than the setting....but don't do like we did and park in their lot across the street....parking available right by the restaurant........the food is great for breakfast, and the buttermilk biscuits are phenomenal...the young waitress was from White Center, a suburb of Seattle, where I grew up....she did a great job.....recommend this place to anyone....and buy an extra biscuit!!!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Another great restaurant from the Upwards Projects team. I had been to Churn multiple times and always wanted to check out the food and patio next-door over at the Windsor. They have a great patio and happy hour special. The ambience of this place is very relaxing and welcoming. It is a perfect place to come after work with friends or co-workers to grab a beer and chill. They have plenty of beers and mixed drinks to choose from and menu options. I started with an order of the Russian Roulettes. The menu description reads, "Seasonal peppers sauteed in lemon & olive oil. Some are hot & some are not!" My table loved the appetizer. Delicious peppers with just the right about of seasoning and spice. The rest of the menu consists of sandwiches and burgers. I had The Berkeley black bean burger and it was great. I cannot wait to come back here again to explore more of the menu and enjoy that beautiful patio.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The pizza is overpriced and under filling. I ordered two sausage slices which tasted like they had been sitting in the trash for days to be reheated. I can't see this place being appetizing to anyone unless they're at least 6 shots deep with a couple of benzos on board.