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Output: This place sucked beginning to end. Long wait at the door, ok. Solid 10 minutes before our order is taken, and, wait for it... 45 minutes for some burgers and fries. Double cheeseburger and chipotle burger were both totally overbooked and dried out. A tiny drop of chipotle sauce lurking under the lettuce was barely noticeable on the dry bun. This might have easily been the crappiest burger I have ever eaten. Avoid the place like the plague !

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Output: I'll never be able to tell you about the food @LeGrosJambon, because they were all out of ... get this; chicken, waffles and burgers. This was at just noon-30! I don't know if this means that the chicken and waffles and burgers are over-whelmingly good, or if someone dropped the ball in prep last night. Whatever it was, the way they handled the fact that they had little left to offer on the menu, was the slap in the face that will assure that I don't come back. I had ordered the Eggs-BLT with a bottle of water and the Man ordered the chicken and waffles with a Coke. About 15 minutes later, the waiter comes back over to our table to let us know that they are out of the chicken, the waffles and "oh, I think that was our last burger". "Take your time and I'll be back to take your order." After checking out the menu a little more, we both realize that there isn't really much else to order. Eggs, maybe mac and cheese. Meh. We finally decide that maybe we'll just head out elsewhere and come back to Le Gros Jambon on a different morning to have the chicken and waffles. Then came the real slap in the face! Because we decided to leave they tried to charge me for my breakfast (keep in mind, I hadn't received it yet!) and I actually had a fight a little before they would take off my breakfast order and we just paid for my water and a soda. Sorry, originally we thought we would come back on another day to catch the brunch, but now, we'll spend our hard earned cash elsewhere. If there is one thing that ruins my appetite, it is negative service. With that said... can't go wrong at DIABLO'S!

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Output: I hate this mall. How can it be the go to place for tourists? I couldn't stand it for the hour I was there, though technically almost half of that hour consisted of looking for a parking space. People say they go to outlets for the savings? Well I didn't see much of any savings. I bought some candles at Yankee Candle Co. and that set me back $50 despite them being on sale. Then there's the inferior quality of the clothes I noticed they stock here all so you can save $5-10 bucks. Very disappointing, do they really think consumers won't catch on to that? Subpar products, rudeness of the shoppers here(I got bumped into 3 times and they did not even venture to look at me much less offer an apology, and one teenager almost ran over my nephew while sprinting through the mall then proceeded to look straight at me say an annoyed "dude!" and run off to join his friends...), terrible parking, lack of healthy options for food. Normally I give a place a second chance before writing them off completely. But all these factors make me want to avoid this place like the plague.

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The food is great but service is the absolute opposite. We had all our food, 5 kids and the pizza took over an hour. The tables around us were leaving as we sat and waited and waited. I am aware this happens but no customer service as the manager watched our upset reactions but never apologized and did not take it off the bill.