input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Pro: Lovely ambiance, and Service staff. Felt like and upper end restaurant, something which typical Vietnamese restaurants do not offer Cons: Well the food was insipid and bland. The pho tasted like salted water with a touch of broth. The condiments like sweet basil etc were dry and flaccid. I would hope that Nam pla was a default accoutrement for most authentic Vietnamese restaurants. I counted 3 meatballs and a few slivers of the rare beef pieces. The quantity was smaller than most other ones I have tasted in the area. Ah well I don't feel too bad as I can trundle on down to Saigon Pho for the better deal and food
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I have only been once, this past Sunday, but left after nearly three hours. It was as if Sanford & Son had taken over an auction house. I kept waiting for TLC to show up with a camera crew; it was such utter chaos. There must have been 600 lots up for auction, ranging from nice Victorian-era furniture to very cheap trinkets you might encounter at Goodwill. Auction lots were hand labeled/numbered with tape, but this soon seemed meaningless as there was no rhyme, reason or order to what lot was auctioned next. Mr. Brunk, the owner, would wander the room picking up pots and pans for the next item, or another painting, while the previous item was being auctioned. And there was no printout or listing. If you came for one specific item, or items, listed on their website, you were liable to be stuck there the entire day waiting, hopeful, that luck would be on your side and your item would be randomly picked next from the dusty hoard. Mind you, just because your item(s) were listed on the website for that day doesn't seem to mean they were going to be actually auctioned off that day. We drove 42 miles from Chandler across the valley to Sun City for this "auction" only to be informed in Mr. Brunk's opening monologue (he should do standup) that they hadn't bothered to unpack or sort all the boxes this week. In short, for us, the items we had planned to bid on but couldn't find on the floor, were apparently still in boxes and would likely (no guarantee) be up for bid next Sunday. Speaking of standing, we arrived to find a large building with easily 100+ seats inside, but most, if not all, were marked with tape, reserving them for "regulars" of the auction. We could understand this practice if, indeed, the regulars would bid on things, but from what we could tell, many of the regulars came for the bar-b-que sandwiches (pretty good), the cameraderie (fine, whatever), and the fun of a day out of the house in dusty, windswept Sun City, AZ. Within minutes of the auction starting, we counted at least six "regulars" already fast asleep in chairs that might have gone to actual bidders who were left standing around the room's edges. After nearly three hours, we'd had enough. Mind you, these folks were pro's at getting people to pay $50 for chipped glass boxes you can get for $5 at the swap meet, which is probably where they found them. If you're looking for "Honey Boo Boo & Family Go to the Auction", you'll find no better place... and the BBQ was decent.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
With the name Whiskey Warehouse, I wasn't sure what to expect. But who cares b/c I loved it! The inside is a huge area full of tables along with a little lounge area with cushy seats and ottomans plus tv's everywhere you look. The service was great plus you can't beat beers for $2 and $3 along with a selection of pretty much every whiskey or scotch under the sun. They have a dj playing current tunes along with the early 90's jams that we all love so. Oddly enough, it seemed louder outside than inside but oh well, it was a great time. Parking is a bit scarce in their lot but you can always look at the lots off Thomas Street and off street parking or keep an eye out for the cabs strolling by there every five minutes---lifesavers I tell you. I will be back here for sure.