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An example of an negative review: At any Dairy Queen any product you order is going to be near identical. The true challenge lies in consistency of product, speed, and customer service. Out of those three options that are important to me, we have strikes one and two. This location is always on the ball and has not messed up an order of mine to this date. However, the customer service needs a little work. During after-hours, the drive-thru can really line up. This is understandable if the place is busy but the drive-thru pace is reminiscent of the terrible traffic on the Long Island Expressway I came to Vegas to escape. The intercom system in which you place your order is highly ineffectual, many times leaving the employee annoyed enough for you to hear it in the inflection in their voice. Kind of reminds me of the 'And then...' scene from "Dude, Where's my Car?"

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An example of an negative review: I went today (Saturday) at about 1230, it was closed. Listed hours indicated it should be open, but the doors were locked....

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An example of an positive review: I must say that this place was nothing like I expected when I read that we finally had an authentic Parisian patisserie in the Valley, owned by two REAL PARISIANS! I envisioned a warm, casual shop with fresh croissants, danishes, cakes, etc. like the places I experienced in Paris. Needless to say my expectations were way off - I should have been thinking less mom-and-pop Paris bake-shop and more Payard Patisserie, with delicate pastry works of art in a stark, hip space. We shared two desserts, a blueberry something-or-other and a lemon tart, and both were fantastic! So while it's a little more upscale 8th Arrondissement than casual 5th, it's still authentic Paris in Scottsdale, and who doesn't love that?!

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An example of an negative review: ok place for a cheap beer at happy hour, but not much when it comes to food selection, you would expect more of the typical 'sports bar fare', but the selection is minimal. Usually busy at happy hour, but always have gotten good service, sometimes so busy can't get a seat at the bar. I would not go out of my way to go here, but if all you want is a quick cold one one your way home, cool.