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Output: Worst restaurant experience I have ever had. The waitress was absolutely terrible. After not being able to answer any of the questions about her menu, I got tired of waiting for a refill, so I walked to the server station, and asked another server to get more water. Then wanting to pay for my bland shrimp order and leave this dump took absolutely forever. Definitely go somewhere else to waste money on crappy service and food.

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Output: I've tried Wicked Spoon, The Buffet at Aria, and now Bacchanal Buffet, and I gotta say that Bacchanal is by far the best. There are a ton of different cuisines to choose from - Chinese (dim sum, lo mein, fried rice, chicken and broccoli), Japanese (sushi, miso soup, ramen), American (mashed potatoes, assorted meats, truffled mac&cheese), Mexican (tacos, nachos), seafood (shrimp, king crab legs), all sorts of salads, juices, pizzas, and desserts. I was in a group of about 10-20 people, and the service was still pretty good. By the time we were done, we wanted to explode from all the food we had just eaten. Luckily since we were at Caesar's, it meant we can walk around and shop afterwards to walk off all the calories we had just consumed :) It's OK though because it was definitely worth it.

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Output: As a parent this was not the place to take a kid, no kid menu. As an adult I thought it was a huge establishment that should have had more going for it. Perhaps I will try it out again in a couple months because the food was okay but nothing special.

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I never rate on Yelp due to horrendous service but I feel like everyone should be warned. We sat down and ordered 15 minutes later, got our salads then waited an hour before we noticed our food was not at the table yet. After addressing it with the manager she said it would be ANOTHER 40 minutes and was not apologetic and had informed us that our server should have told us it was 1.5 wait for our pizza. This place is seriously unorganized and is in desperate need of a staff revamp. We couldn't wait because we had an event so all 9 of us had to leave. They still charged us for our alcohol. This is the worst dining experience I have ever encountered and will never be eating at this location EVER AGAIN. This location needs a serious reality check, you are running your business to the ground!