Problem: Cade and JB went to the dentist today . Lucky for us our dentist is one of my good friends from college . So on that note , my kids never really have had a problem getting their teeth cleaned ! Thank Goodness !

What may be the reason for the kids not having a problem with a teeth cleaning ?

A: They are familiar with the dentist .

Problem: I fought back and probably did more damage than they did . I already have tons of bruises and cuts and such because of self - abuse so it would n't prove anything . The cops probably would n't do shit anyways , I mean it 's fuckin Wilco cops ... and I ' m sure they would n't believe me .

What kind of cops are Wilco cops ?

A: They are lazy .

Problem: And then the boys told us they knew we had our periods when we wore our little purses . We did n't fool anyone . Today I find myself still carrying that little tiny purse .

What may be the reason for them using mini purses ?

A:
They used it when they were having their period .