Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Tres ordinaire un paquet d'epice servie dans une assiette rien de gastronomique! Une chance j'avais une bouteille de vin pour faire passer ca !

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: In a word, brilliant. Incredibly funny and raunchy. Politically incorrect, but no one is left unscathed. Definitely not a show for kids or someone without a sense of humor. If you can handle a show with adult language as well as sexual and stereotypically driven humor, then you will be fine. It's one of the best shows I have seen in years. My sides ached from laughing so hard. Echoing the other posts, do NOT sit in the front row if you are not willing to be the target of the ringleader's humor (both verbally and physically). (When you come in, the ushers will offer this up. "Oh, we have some seats in the front row if you'd prefer...") Also the acts are literally feet away from you and the rollerskating one comes REALLY close to people in the front row if you are skittish. But seriously, very very very funny. Highly recommended.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Went to Share on Friday 12/21. The only enjoyable part of the evening was the nice guy outside who greeted us and got us in. (We had emailed to be on the list.) The music was AWFUL, a complete mess of current, 80's, 90's and more that didn't flow together at all and songs were cut off abruptly. The sound systems sucks too. The bartenders are way into themselves and charged us $10 for a vodka punch drink in a small glass that was half ice. The strippers also seemed to be only into themselves and be careful, some of them are simple con artists who will try to take you upstairs and give you shorter than promised lap dances then quickly exchange you for some other sucker. We watched it happen. The crowd was a strange, really young bizarre crowd. This place has a bad concept in general, with tables and booths in the middle of the dance floor! What moron designed this place? We stayed for about an hour and a half then left. I won't be back.