Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If you're needing a good cheap rub down and you're leery of those Asian massage joints like I am (what if I don't want a happy ending?), this is the place to go. Every few weeks they do a 2-for-1 special and you get an hour long massage for $16! Granted, it is a hit or miss because these are students and you may be their first guinea pig. Naturally you won't get the calming ambiance, eucalyptus aroma, and plush robe like you'd get at Encore spa. They bring you into this dimly lit room where everyone is separated by curtains. You may get the person next to you who moans and groans a little too loud. On my first visit, I got a girl who was so skinny that I could break in half so when I said I wanted a lot of pressure, it felt like I was being tickled by a feather. On my next visit, I got this butch woman who pressed down so hard I thought she was going to break her table. She was phenomenal and I was her first client ever. Keep in mind, they are students so try to give constructive feedback. It's a gamble - but if you have that creak in your neck that won't go away, it is well worth it for $16! And gratuities are not accepted!
Q: negative

A: maybe the pastries are good but the service is shit, the coffee sucks and the service is shit. and its in the middle of nowhere.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If you like Greek food, this is the place to be. About 2 days out of the week, my family heads to Pita Jungle in Gilbert. I have been to all the locations in the Phoenix area and the Gilbert location is by far my favorite. The service is always excellent. There are several staffers there that have been there for a very long time. They have more than just your typical restaurant's staff on hand. Someone is always right there to make sure your food is delivered fresh to your table and if you empty a plate, it won't stay on your table very long. In the past several years, I have never had an order come out wrong, cold or had to send anything back. The menu is diverse enough that I can take my Gluten free family and friends and those that want a hearty meal.. It is one of those environments that you can have an intimate dinner or a family dinner. The decor is ever changing with artwork from local artists. Their wine selections are excellent and I often find that I come across my new favorites by trying them at Pita.... I highly recommend this restaurant..
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I don't get this place. The burgers are super greasy with no flavor even if you order them animal style the fries were horrible. And we couldn't all sit at the same table. This was my second visit needless to say I wont be going back. I just dont get the hype go to Carl's Jr much better food
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output: So an honest review. Bland. Service good prices cheap but food very bland and pre made. I ordered the new black bean burger sandwich. Bread not toasted, burger tasted a lot like my morning star black bean burger that I get frozen. Cole sale was a lot better with the hot sauce I smothered on it. The best part was by far the fries which weren't all that great. I am glad that those were home made. I picked all the bread off ate mostly the fries and was not very impressed. The beer makes everything tastes better so order at least two beers before eating. I'm not a big foodie but I like my food taste better. I still ate because I was hungry and it's not uneatable, just bland and kinda of boring. It's still a must do in Pitts so go ahead and do it at least once, but skip the rest of your stay.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Rolled up to Julian Serrano for a bachelorette party here with 13 other girls and it was the CRAZIEST dining experience I have ever participated in! The reviews on Yelp raved about the paella, but we were short on time and couldn't afford the extra 30 minutes...so we were trying to figure out the best selections for a group our size especially given our time crunch. We finally decided on the pre-fixe menu and the GM came over with his own recommendation. He said he'd do something special for us similar to the pre-fixe menu...he just said "Trust me". Holy eff. We gave the go ahead and it wasn't long before our heads were whirling with a flurry of arms and dishes swarming around the table. He literally had us try everything on the menu and plates and plates were whizzing by. I looked around the table and all the girls were eyes-forward, head-down just eating as quickly as humanly possible. We had sliders, kabobs, skewers, ahi, meatballs, etc etc and it was incredible. The entire waitstaff was incredibly nice (most were incredibly good looking too), and the food kept coming at a comfortable level, where it was fast, efficient.. but not stressful! lol.. They also hooked it up with a sampling of all their desserts...and oh snaps, we were so SOO happy with the line-up. mmMmMmmm.. everything together cost a bit more than the pre-fixe especially cuz we had drinks (Sangria!!) and cocktails...totally about $80-85 per person. SO. Worth. it!