Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: they dont deserve any stars first off. then i am SO GLAD that they are closing down. Finally !!! the food WAS great until i found out that they hired druggies (who were still USING) and they dont clean that well after cooking or anything, i stopped going-that was 3 years ago. the owner is a B****. again SO GLAD they are shutting down!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: We had the cool opportunity for VIP admission into what was described as one of the hottest clubs in Las Vegas. I heard it on Extra...and that should have first clued me into the validity of that statement. We got there a little after 1030...maybe closer to 11pm, and there already appeared to be a crowd around the ropes, and no sign of a line. We eventually made our way to a bouncer/security guy of sorts that checked his list...and in we went. The club was already pounding with music...and I literally mean pounding. It didn't seem crowded yet, at least not on the dance floor. But as we made our way to the back end of the club towards one of the VIP sections...now that area was pretty tight. The waitresses were pretty, nice, and very attentive. Then again, we were in the VIP section. The seats were comfortable and perfect to bounce off the vibration of the speakers from the dancefloor. There were large flat screens above the dancefloor projecting images from either some music videos, random videos, and they even have some kind of text line where you can send text messages too and it will be displayed on one of the screens. The dance floor can be considered kind of small but it wasn't crowded, well, at least for this Wednesday night. The club itself felt pretty trendy and the bathrooms, at least the women's bathroom were very well lit. I would assume for ensuring the proper make-up touches. It was also very clean. So here's the dish....the music was decent to lame. More lame though, as they played more songs from when I was in highschool (we're talking double digits now), and the DJ was pretty vulgar. Even in New York you hear more music than F-bombs from the DJ. Sure the dancefloor wasn't too crowded but when it did feel congested was when one of the staff guys kept mopping up the dancefloor (literally) due to all the spilled drinks, ice, and straw all over the floor. I guess you gotta give it to them in keeping the dancefloor clean and free from slippery obstructions. Would I go back again....probably not. Unless it was a similar free admission/VIP type thing then sure. But really, not on my own accord. And the drawback really was all about the DJ.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Soup on a cold winter's night is just what the body needs. I'd give Monta Chaya a solid 4.5 stars. It's just like the original Monta over on Spring Mountain, but with a bigger space. The food is great, the people are super sweet and friendly, and the prices are cheap! That being said, they get super busy, especially during this time of year--expect a bit of a wait during peak eating hours. At times, they can use a few more people serving--it's THAT busy. Big parties are welcome, but with so many people coming in, it can take a little longer to get a big party seated together. Just a thought to keep in mind. Ordering to-go is also another great option. They can cook it for you or you can prepare it at home for fresh tasting ramen in the comfort of your own home ;)