Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: The young man does tricks over an orange safety cone. The skateboarder
[A]: bend down to a bike and scurry on him.

[Q]: Leaving the table, someone falls down drunkenly. Someone
[A]: draws a gun and takes someone's hand.

[Q]: Letter finished, and now disheveled someone leans wearily back in chair and closes his eyes. Then, with renewed energy, he
[A]:
dives outward and topples onto the crane.