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An example of an negative review: We went on saturday night. It was near empty. The sushi was average at best- too much crunchy rice. The waiter was some dumpy guy that was so slow and lazy. I can not believe he was ever hired. He needed to be reminded to actually bring us our drinks. He told us it would not be possible to order spicy tuna without the crunch. Ihave been eating sushi long enough to know that it is possible to make the spicy tuna roll without crunch.

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An example of an negative review: Too much salt on everything. Reviews overrate it. Best atmosphere by day. Night feels more like sports & spirits bar.

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An example of an negative review: So disappointing. It's inexpensive so I wasn't expecting a lot in environment but hoping for a good massage. Alas, the quality of the massage matched the look of the place. I walked in and there's a super tiny area where everyone is checked in and out. The masseuse was finishing getting payment,looked at me but didn't say a word. Awkward! After the other customer left, she never introduced herself, never smiled, said a greeting. It was just saying my name. Have you ever had the feeling the person was hoping that you wouldn't show up so they could get a break? That was this woman. I was escorted to the massage room, she beckoned to the table with her hand and stood there. Do I get on the table, do jumping jacks or ? Still hoping that the massage itself was going to be worth it. But no. I asked her several times to go firmer and it was one of the most gentle pressures I've ever had. Kind of like someone just rubbing lotion into your skin. After a few attempts, I gave up that she was doing anything but putting in her time. This place may be better than this one lady but I think she would have been much happier if I pulled a no show so that she could get her desired rest.

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An example of an positive review: SSSOOOOO excited to check this place out when I heard they sell Intelligentsia Coffee. I've only been twice (two days in a row...heh) and was more then happy with both visits. The espresso sells itself, they use Trader Joe's almond milk, free wifi, and the baristas are super friendly and accommodating. The space is quaint, a couple tables and couches, and you can't tell that it's a place that buys gold at all. I even saw a Settlers of Catan game board! The only downfall is that they have no sign, which makes it extremely difficult to find; there's only a "We Sell Gold" sign out front. However, we were told by the barista that they are in the process of changing signs. This is a must for all coffee-lovers in AZ!