[Q]: Objective: To add something to a homemade baby rattle so it makes noise.
[A]: Put BB gun pellets inside the rattle.

[Q]: Objective: To destroy any when they've taken over your kitchen.
[A]: Lay out traps and use ant spray.

[Q]: Objective: Keep flowers fresh during transport.
[A]: Stick stems into slits of raw potato.

[Q]: Objective: how to make caesar blend dressing
[A]:
1 pasteurized egg yolk, 1 garlic clove, the juice of 1 lemon, 1 teaspoon dijon mustard and 4 anchovies in a blender. Gradually blend in 1/2 cup olive oil and a splash of water. Stir in 1/2 cup grated Parmesan.