Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: A decent place to watch the game and other sports. The service is not the best there but you are not going there for the best service. This is what I call a breastrant. The food is pretty good nice portions for the price. The staff is friendly n gorgeous as they should be.
Q: negative

A: This place is horrible. Returned damaged overpriced item before I even left the store.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: "Brown Girl and Simple Boy" Sometimes people complicate simple things and screw them up. Last Friday afternoon Capriotti's reminded me of this. Story: I had gotten off work early and had skipped lunch. Already two o'clock, I was more than a tad hungry. I didn't have any food at home and I didn't feel like shopping, so I pulled into a strip mall near my home and entered Capriotti's. There were a few people sitting on brown chairs, eating food from brown tables and staring at brown walls. A brown girl and her brown companion were eating nearby as I gave my order. Turkey and swiss on a roll with oil and vinegar. Dude at counter: "That's IT?" Me: "Some chips as well." Dude: "No, I mean the sandwich. No lettuce or tomato or peppers or mayo?" Me: "No." Incredulous and bewildered he went off to assemble my order. As he was building the sammie he called out, "Not even any salt or pepper?" Me: "No thanks." I looked at brown girl and shrugged, giving her my semi-best smile. (Ear-to-ear with no teeth showing.) She smiled and looked shyly downward. Counter dude wrapped up my meal, still miffed about why I wanted next to nothing on my sandwich. Truth be told, I was taking it home where I had my own mustard that I liked. He asked if I wanted a bag as I handed him money but I politely declined. Once at home I tore off the wrapper, plunked it on a plate. I squirted some Plochman's mooseturd on the plate and ripped open two bags of Wise potato chips--one jalapeno, the other salt and vinegar. I poured a glass of milk(yeah, I still drink milk), flicked on Bloomberg and took a bite of sandwich after dipping an edge into Plochman's. First thing I noticed was that the turkey had been pulled from the bone and was a mixture of white and dark. Fine in my book. Second thing I noticed was that the cheese was paper thin and there were only two pieces. Not fine. Couldn't even taste it. I actually took some Swiss from my fridge and put more on. Third thing I noticed was that Counter Dude had been so obsessed with what I DIDN'T want on the sandwich that he forgot to put on what I DID want: oil and vinegar. Unbelievable. The turkey was a bit on the dry side but not too bad. There was also a generous amount. The roll was adequate as well. Will I go back? Probably, but I'll have to babysit the sandwich assembler next time to ensure that simplicity isn't too difficult. And who knows, maybe brown girl will be there again without her little boyfriend....
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Output: Whenever I am on the area I always stop in. Great Italian sub. Great atmosphere and super nice people.
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output: Not a family oriented place to go. Especially on Sunday. Obnoxious sports fans and a staff that is accepting of rude behavior. Will gladly spend my money else where.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Compared to other Starbucks in the area, this is one I usually avoid unless I need to get on the freeway right after. Pretty slow service, drinks are mediocre... But what does it for me is that it's never a welcoming experience here and the employees make me want to leave quicker than they can serve coffee!