IN: I do n't have any fun in my life anymore . About 4 years ago , I was moving into my new office downtown , and I saw this amazing guy . Tall , dark & handsome - well dressed , perfection .
Why is this person claiming to have no more fun in their life ?

OUT: The narrator is getting older and no longer enjoying life as much previously .

IN: No person is too important than any other person in my life . I will never disrespect or ignore or never call back anyone even if I ' m around my boyfriend or anyone else for that matter . Everyone , please take time to think about this . Do n't ever forget about everyone in your life no matter what 's going on in your life no matter how big or small . I know I wo nt .
What might have happened to me before this ?

OUT: I might have been annoyed by someone not responding to me .

IN: I 'll walk outside to take the trash to the dumpster , and i 'll wonder what crazy thing will happen to me on the way there . If i see a bird flying above me , i shield my head and watch the bird fly away , just to ensure it does n't turn around to shit on me . I walk carefully , because i often trip over my own feet , or small objects that would n't ordinarily trip a person up . A tiny pebble can be a disaster for me .
Why does this person behave in the manner that he does ?

OUT:
This person suffers from paranoid thinking .