question: Help . I dropped my daughter off to take her wasl and on the way back home , my tranny died . That reminds me , school starts in less than 3 weeks ( yeah)and neither daughter has bus service .
Q: What may happen to the writer after this ?

answer: They will buy a new car

question: Never in my life has being an insomniac been a better fit than for early fatherhood . I ' m up , she 's up , we play , she goes back to sleep . i go to sleep around 3 am , i get up with sloane ( ferris bueller 's day off ) around 6 am , we play until her mom is ready to rock and roll , then i go to work , get back around 6 - 7 play with sloane , put her to bed , hang out with my wife , put her to bed , then do whatever my head decides to do .
Q: Why does he get so little sleep ?

answer: Because he is an insomniac .

question: Well that was fun ! ! I just returned from the game this afternoon and I can honestly say I have n't been happier to be an Arizona Cardinals fan . For the first time since 1991 , the Cardinals are 2 - 0 after defeating the Miami Dolphins 31 - 10 this afternoon at University of Phoenix Stadium . I do have to remember the fact that we ' ve beaten San Francisco and Miami , not Dallas and New England .
Q: What may be a reason for their excitement ?

answer:
They had witnessed their favorite team win a game .