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An example of an negative review: Rating 2-1/2 For whatever reason, on Saturday night Santa Fe Station closes the Feast Buffet at 9 P.M. It was 8:50 P.M., on a Saturday night, and I wanted to reward myself with a nice dinner. With the Feast Buffet closing, I stepped into another Station Casinos icon: The Grand Cafe. Unfortunately nothing about it is Grand. The Grand Cafe of today trails behind the Grand Cafe of a few years past in value. With the exception of their daily special, the prices are inflated. Gone are the entrees that include a cup of soup. My dinner: fettuccine, bread, cream of mushroom soup, cola, and tip came to $17. For that price, I would prefer Olive Garden or Red Lobster. There were a couple issues that caused me to lower the review by half a star. Far too much of the fettuccine was taken up by bread. Attention to beverage refills was slow. My impression of the Grand Cafe is it is a convenient 24 hour restaurant to grab a bite in Santa Fe Station. And, if I am not mistaken, Grand Cafe is the go-to place for desserts in Santa Fe Station. These are my recommendations for the Grand Cafe management to improve their restaurant. Offer more items, lower the pricing, include soup with all entrees, and provide better refill service on beverages.

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An example of an negative review: We (5 of us) went into mcfaddens on 3/19/14 at approximately 7:13, we were sat and 10 mins went by and nobody saw us. I check the time because I'm a server myself and know about seeing people within 90 secs and we were pressed for time because we were going to a concert. So I went up to bar, after another 3 mins the bartender asked what I need and I said no one has seen us and it's been a while. The bartender came out and offered us drinks, I said we needed to order and she said go ahead. We gave 5 orders of drinks and food and she wrote nothing down. As soon as she walked away I said she would get order wrong, I knew she would because she didn't write it down. At least she made an attempt to help us because a server never did. She brought out our 1st round and some water. Then 20 mins went by and we asked about our food. The restaurant was dead, it shouldn't take that long. We stopped some random host/server and said that we have to leave and to just cancel the order. She went to tell manager after a couple mins a girl came over and said the food is ready, I said we'll take it in boxes because we have to go. Sure enough only 4 orders came out and my order was wrong. The manager said he was comping drinks for the wait and the meal that did not go out so he was going to run the payment for remainder of food. I went to go find him and tell him that my order was wrong as well, he came over and verified it was. He said we could have it anyway, and that the other order that was missing was ready. He brought it out and said he was sorry, I told him that I knew it wasn't his fault but our experience should not have happened this way. So after we left I opened up the box to the order that was missing and the bread was burnt to all 3 sliders. My friend didn't eat that, I ate part of the cold burger that I didn't order and girlfriend ate some of her wings - in the car - because we spent 50+ mins at Mcfaddens for terrible service, incorrect and burnt food that we didn't even get to eat in restaurant. Very disappointed.

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An example of an positive review: Stayed at Mandalay Bay over Memorial day weekend, so despite the shitty weather...I still had to see this so called fake beach at Mandalay. I must say there are plenty of pools, and the lazy river is quite nice. There seemed to be a lack of Jacuzzis though. And it may have just been the weekend, but I was quite surprised to see just how many kids were here. Anyway the place in concept is pretty cool...however some things don't work. They have a bunch of chairs covering the beach..so what sand there is...cannot be seen, and given the amount of "Beach" goers at Mandalay..even on the day of crappy weather...getting a seat is damn near impossible unless you are early. I got two of the last crappy seats on the beach and we were there at 11 am. In my honest opinion this place would've been MUCH more awesome and beach-like if they got rid of half of their chairs...so people just had to lay out on the actual sand with beach towels...like an actual beach. The wave pool is quite strong...but they only turn on the wave once every minute or so...so it's kind of boring waiting for the next wave. Anyway four stars for a cool concept that somewhat worked. Surprisingly being Mandalay is known for all the young hotties...I didn't see many...maybe because it was Sunday and they were all at Rehab @ Hard Rock..BTW it was funny watching people put on like SPF 30+ sunblock in 65 degree weather trying to tan or prevent burning..you silly haoles. ~G p.s. Yes this is one of the best pools if not the best pool on the strip...but the crowd may not be worth it.

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An example of an negative review: This is no Al's beef (unfortunately the one in Scottsdale closed). Luke's Italian beef is dry and lackluster in flavor. Literally no hint of giradinera. Very disappointed. Thanks for reading. The Bike Chaplain