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An example of an negative review: the service was SUPER slow for lunch on a Thursday even though my 2 cousins and I were 3 of like 10 people that were dining here. our waitress talked us into getting their 2 for 1 drink special. THe first mojito that I ordered was really watered down so I had to ask the waitress to add an extra shot of rum to my 2nd drink. The only reason why we ate here was because we just arrived from San Francisco, were staying at the PH Towers and were STAR-VING. I probably wouldn't eat here again because there's definitely better options everywhere else.

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An example of an negative review: At this point I visit The Vinery for the sheer disaster and humor of it all.. I too have experienced the inedible skirt steak, the failed credit card machine and the stinging eyes. I have also been there for the following: -run out of "the special" by the time 10 people had arrived -tried to send out burned pizza missing requested toppings claiming they must just be chopped very small -no change for a $20 when we were the first customers of the evening (and when their CC machine was inoperable..) -food that doesn't list major ingredients as part of description. For example: Blueberry cheesecake= chocolate store bought cake with a few blueberries on top and some cheese type material within. The place is quaint, but never wonderful or fast...heading over for a glass of sangria and maybe an appetizer because it is nearby...but ready for an adventure in dining...

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An example of an negative review: Not the greatest Mexican food around. Then again, this is Edinburgh...not Los Angeles, so it wasn't very shocking. For some peculiar reason or other, the South seems to have a few decent Mexican places but there's somewhat of a dearth up here. I'd actually rate this place 1-star but our server was lovely and brought us our drinks and food in a timely manner.

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An example of an negative review: Very disappointed. Maybe it was the fact that we didn't order pizza, but when your kids are disappointed-that's not good. Portions are extremely small. Stick with the pizza because the kids meals are sized for four year olds. The kids ordered spaghetti and got less than a cup each. The waitress suggested we BUY another meal for them. The free scoop of gelato that came with the kids meal was smaller than the tablespoon they gave them to eat the dessert. My wife and friends ordered the pizza which was ok. I ordered a cup of soup and sandwich because I'm a little tired of eating pizza every week. For nearly $4 I got a double shot of flavorless minestrone. The sandwich was good but not for the prices we paid. The new location is nice. But the ambiance didn't make up for the portions, the wait, or the lackluster waitING staff and service.