IN: So my parents went up to NY to see my family there . They are having this huge bbq with my entire family n i m stuck home by myself because everyone here went out to a bbq n did nt invite me . Mike is up at college and he went to a party last night so he s still sleeping ... so i m basically fucked when it comes to talking to anyone . i tried to do some hw .
Who is Mike to the narrator ?

OUT: Mike is her older brother .

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Who does Nonna most likely refer to ?

OUT: The narrator 's grandma

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