Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I know that great things are in store for Bar Marco...it's just not there yet, in my opinion. First, let me say that the guys who own/run the joint are SO very nice and it pains me a little to give it a 2-star review. But I look forward to the future at Bar Marco and will absolutely update this review accordingly. I visited yesterday with my Sunday Brunch Club. Our group of 10 arrived promptly at 12:30pm. We all agreed that it was actually a bit tough to find. We'd all been to Firehouse previously, but without a [visible] sign, we all did respective double-takes to make sure we were in the right spot. Upon entering, we were greeted with...um...two big grey curtains? I'm not sure how else to describe it. I suspect the curtains were in place to keep out the cool Pittsburgh chill; but nonetheless, it again felt like we might be in the wrong place. Good news though - we were in the right place and sat down immediately! Unfortunately, it was quite a while before we had drinks in-hand. And actually, only some of us were given waters, as they were waiting for more glasses to be washed. Rather than go on and on about the various wait times, just know that we had to wait quite awhile in between most parts of the meal - waters to drinks; drinks to meals; etc. Two entrees out of the smallish menu were sold out. After visiting and realizing what a bare bones establishment the place is, I understand that this is probably likely on a Sunday morning/afternoon. I think a warning on the website and/or Facebook page may be helpful to first-timers. When you have your heart set on something and it isn't available it's just so sad, right? Everyone seemed to enjoy their meals, but for the most part, felt it was just a teensy weensy bit overpriced and too loud. I know - we sound like a bunch of old ladies (we're not and old ladies are awesome), but it's true. I say pull those great curtains onto the walls and work some acoustical magic on the some-day-will-be-charming room that is Bar Marco.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I came here for the first time and although I am pleased with the end result, I'm rating this place a two for two specific reasons... 1) the lady severely cut the skin on both of my big toes whiles doing my pedicure and it was sore and red for about two days 2) I showed her which gel color I wanted for my toes, and she chose the wrong color. I didn't notice right away as I had my toddler with me, and although she offered to do it all over again, I couldn't because I needed to feed my daughter lunch and the color she picked wasn't too bad.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Decided to do a late-night run to Taco Bell, the line was long but we thought 'what the heck'. When we got up to the speaker box, the cashier was laughing about a joke his coworker had just told him or something. He asks us to hold on, comes back to us to take our order 5 minutes later, we order two double decker taco's (add nacho cheese plus $1), a tropical freeeze, and last minute..the 4 piece Cinnabon treats. After scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed 17 times we get up to the window. We see a lady at the counter, I assumed her shift was ending because she had her purse on the counter where they take customer's orders and she was holding a banana...between her armpit. The guy came to take our money and hands us our food. We drive away, ready to feast! We get back to our place, I unwrap the cheesy goodne-oh what the hell! NO NACHO CHEESE....okkk....we eat them anyway. I pop one of the Cinabons into my mouth, bite down on the swee-oh god! Tasted like i was biting into a handful of sand. I take another bite-not sure why, but curious to give them a second chance. NOPE. Nope. nope. Now I've been sick for a few days *sniffle* so my tastebuds have been acting up. Food is tasteless for most bites, color has become colorless, and touch..well touching is cool. ANYway, this BITE felt like cum. I'm pretty sure it was.