Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an positive review: Local vegan mexican food that's gluten free...what more could a girl ask for?! ...With only a few vegan restaurants around, going out is limited, which is okay, but sometimes its nice to go out...I'm stoked I finally got to try the food here, well worth the wait. I think Tedibertos has the ability to succeed, especially since the location is great. I also completely understand and empathize with the opening of a new restaurant...of course there are going to be some bumps in the road. Nothing is ever perfect, have some compassion and patience people. We ordered the tacos, quesadilla and nachos, which I personally think kicked some major ass. We really need to help this place stay open, so definitely stop by when you can! My only recommendations would be try to find more lighting during dinner and start making your own organic wine!!! Good luck to ya'll and ill be back for sure!

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: I mean, it's not that this place is a bad gym, its just.... I'm a member here, but I won't leave even though this place does kinda suck, almost in an endearing way. Like they (LA Fitness) are totally fine in some aspects- they have a decent array of equipment and yeah the machines get full at peak hours but that's pretty normal in gyms, get over it winney babies. BUT they (you know LA Fitness) suck so bad at customer service! so bad. alright, so I sign up and I was able to talk the "show you the gym and get you to sign up" guy to give me a decent deal, I thought? Plus at signing up I found out I get a free personal training sesh, yay! I like it! I'm no stranger to the gym but I can always learn more right? So this is where the fun starts. OK so, I make an appt for my free sesh for the next Tuesday evening. You know because I have a JOB and I can't come in during the day. So I show up at my free sesh the next Tuesday 5 minutes late, my bad I didnt plan well. Front desk girl, who is obviously stupid-- by the way, says to go sit on the couches because my trainer isn't ready for me yet. So I'm like, "ah, I get it. You're punishing me for being late. I understand I was really naughty in being late, I'll wait for 5 minutes or so to make it up to you." K SO where I'm sitting I can plainly see my trainer in the window's reflection. Home girl is like gabbing away with one of her friends or clients or whatever at her desk. I CAN SEE THAT IS WHATS HAPPENING. I'm not that naive. Anyways I wait for like 20 minutes, watching the gab fest go down. SO then the trainers girlfriend, client, whatever leaves, (I can see this all happening because of the reflection in the window) and THEN homegirl picks up the phone and does something. Like 2 seconds later stupid front desk girl comes up to me and goes: "Um, so you're trainer is double booked (Mind you it is now 7:45 pm on a tuesday night) and she can't see you." I KNOW i'm being lied to but I have no way to prove I'm being lied to. Anyways I figure I'lll play the docile customer role and just reschedule. So I tell Stupid Front Desk Girl I want to make a new appointment. Well at that moment Stupid Front Desk Girl is SO overwhelmed with like 4 people checking in at once she can't put my new appointment in the system so she writes it down on a little piece of paper and assures me that I will have a new appointment next week. I smelled trouble then. Soooooo on the day of my next appointment, feeling some doubts in my heart, I call ol' LA fitness to confirm my appointment. AAaaaaand they don't have it in the system. Shocking. It was then and there I came up with my new game I play with the LA Fitness people. I tell the person at the front desk "You know, this isn't your problem, but your boss or whatever, corporate culture? HAS LIKE THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE IN THE WORLD." she kinda like mumbled a few things and didn't even offer to reschedule a new personal training sesh. I kinda figured- eh I give up on the free training session. Ok so then some time passes and during that time I lose the credit card I put my gym membership on. I cancel the card, like a responsible human being, and then carry on with my life. So come the first of the month I get a call from LA Fitness at 8am about my card being rejected. Well that day I was flying, like across the country, so I didn't have time to deal with the whole card snaffu. I figure I'll fix the matter next week, pay the people, and all will be fine... Um apparently thats not how it works at LA Fitness because I got 5, yes 5 more calls that day about my card not working. Finally, on call 4, I cave pick up the phone, and I say "You know my cards not working, I intend to fix the problem, BUT don't you find it kind of ridiculous you people are hounding me with phone calls? Please leave me alone, I will fix this but I'm traveling today and I really don't have time to deal with this (kind of a lie, but whatevs)" Anyways the lady on the phone was like "ok ok ok we won't call and you can get this fixed next week" and I'm like PERFECT. ------- then call 5 comes. so then I play the game again, guy on the phone wants to know about the dead card, and I'm like "you know, YOU PEOPLE HAVE THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE ON THE PLANET. I know it's not your fault homeboy, but I already said I would fix this problem to SOMEONE ELSE ON THE PHONE SO STOP BOTHERING ME. I'M BUSY WITH LIFE SHIT." ahhhh see and then I got my way again. they left me alone. Anywho, so I like LA Fitness, the facilities are fine, not great, but it works. I like it. and its fairly clean. which is good. plus they seem to have lots of classes, ones i have never done but hey! its still cool.

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An example of an positive review: Master Lock & Security truly knows what fast service is all about! I was stuck locked out of my car at 2 a.m. after work on the strip, and the picked up the phone right away! The guy told be it was going to take about 20 minutes before he got there... HE WAS THERE IN LESS THAN 10 minutes! Master Lock & Security got me out of that parking within less than 20 minutes after making a phone! Fast Service and Cheap Prices! #1 Locksmith in Vegas by far!

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: About a month ago we went to the Mesa PF Changs for dinner...... Long story short, the service was mediocre and disappointing at best. We paid the bill and a manager walked over, knowing we were dissatisfied with the quality of service and food, handed me a card for a free appetizer to redeem on our next visit. So they were not willing to compensate us for THIS miserable visit, but they were assuming we would want to come back. Hence the coupon. I took it and we left. About two weeks later, my son asked my husband and I to pick up dinner for him on the way home from our date night. We went out to another restaurant for date night, but my son, requested that we pick up PF Changs for him. My husband and I go in and sit down at the bar to order the meal to go. We both ordered cocktails while we looked over the menu. We ordered my son a $15.00 meal to go and had a bar tab going at this point. We were stuffed from dinner, but I remembered I had the free appetizer coupon in my purse. I pulled it out and asked the bartender if there was any way we could use it for a little dessert instead of an appetizer since we were not hungry for dinner. He called over the "manager" Matt. We explained to Matt that we would love to use our "shitty service coupon " on a dessert instead of an appetizer. With the most condiscending tone and attitude he says "Oh sorry that can only be used for an appetizer." So, confused at Matt's stupidity and aloof attitude and nonexistent customer service skills ( HELLO IDIOT!!!!!!! Do you not even wonder how we got the stupid free food card in the first place!!!) You think possessing that card would be a red flag that states "TAKE CARE OF THIS CUSTOMER!!!!!". So, after mulling over Matt's ingnorance over not giving me a $4.95 dessert, that probably costs them $1.00 to make, I ordered the most expensive appetizer on the menu, $10 shrimp. We had it wrapped up to go. My husband and I must have been obviously miffed, and I still am not sure how the slick and perceptive bartender relayed the message to Matt, but as we were paying our bill for the drinks and my sons food, Matt walks up to us and says, "Can I get you two a desert, and Recommends the banana egg rolls, which are, I must admit fabulous!!!! We both looked at him like the wacko that he is and said "No thanks, we are just leaving." So, to recap, We had a miserable visit, they tried to compensate with a coupon for our next visit, but on our next visit we left more aggravated than on the initial miserable visit. Hence this lengthy review..... Customer service is common sense based. You either possess it or you don't . I have no desire to ever return to this location. Too many fabulous places to eat and spend my money with people who appreciate my business and who realize that Customers like me are the ones who keep them working!!!!! Ugggg! Even more frustrated that I just spend 30 minutes of my life writing this review . I hope it saves some other poor soul the trouble of eating at this location.