Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Jessica is a kind, caring practitioner and her results are beautiful! Highly recommend her! She doesn't try to talk you into procedures you don't need or want. She doesn't rush through your appointment. She truly cares about her patients! Just go see her!!!!
Q: negative

A: First they sold us soup they didn't have. Then they gave my sandwich away to someone else. I walked over to Chipotle. Mistakes happen all the time - but they should at least act like they care.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I really do not like anything about this place. The inside of the building is depressing with horrible little tables and chairs. I do not even remember the folks working there so they must have been ok as they did not doing anything wrong. The food to me tastes like it comes out of a TV dinner, yet folks eat here and it stays open year after year so someone likes it.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Moonstruck is definitely not my cup of tea. The prices are outrageous, the selection is not great, and they are probably the only coffeehouse type place that does not have wifi by now. It is just too snooty for the common student looking to get a beverage or something sweet. Oh and as I type this, I just remembered that the last time I was pulled in there by my fiancee because she "had to have something sweet" I went to sit down in one of the big chairs to wait for her and there was melted chocolate all over it. Not cool.
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output: When I see a new restaurant open, I usually like to wait a few months to let them work out the kinks before I give it a try. But pork bbq makes me all weak in the knees, so after driving by a few times I decided I had to give in to see if it was worth drooling all over my steering wheel all week long. Holy crap. It SO was. I went on a Friday with a few friends. I had the pulled pork sandwich with baked beans, and we got an order of hush puppies for the table. I opted for the vinegar sauce. The pork was tender and smoky, the vinegar sauce was just a little spicy, and the baked beans had bacon (!) in them. The hush puppies were just the right kind of fried - crispy but not greasy, and were perfectly balanced between sweet and savory. For dessert I had banana pudding that made me lick the bowl and my hubby had some kind of cookie/peanut-butter cup concoction that was also fabulous. Oh, and the service was warm and friendly and we never had to wait on drink refills. We had such a good time that we went back. The next night. This is a little embarrassing for me, admitting that I gorged myself on bbq two nights in a row and didn't regret it for a second (until Sunday morning). But I think it speaks to the deliciousness of the food. Also, the next night someone ordered the brown-sugared bacon as their side, and I feel I should warn you not to eat it, ever, because if you do you won't want to stop. If they diced that stuff up and mixed it into some vanilla ice cream I would leave my husband for it. I'm not even kidding. I would leave my husband and declare brown-sugared bacon ice cream my one true love. (Do you hear me, Smokehouse?) Midwood needed a place like this, and I'm so happy to welcome it to the neighborhood. Anybody have any plans for dinner? I have this sudden craving for bbq.
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I'm sorry, but there is nothing special about this place. Nothing. I get it. I understand that you have to deal with a bunch of cheap people looking to get wasted off of $20. I get it. But you chose to work here, so deal with it! Don't be mean to those of us who don't mind spending money on our drinks, those of us who appreciate our waitstaff and tip 20%. Be nice! The food is horrible. Its just god awful. However, thats what you get for going to a sports bar. Customers- Ugh. You get a weird mix of cheap, lost in the middle of their 20-somethings, and semi-businessmen who want to catch the game after a long day of semi-conducting business. Not my cup of tea. Zipps, if your waitstaff would be a bit nicer and your customers grew up a little, I might come back.