IN: See dear, sometimes you get what you ask for. Love you-L A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. "No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum. "You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. "Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf." The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?" "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."

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OUT: Hey can I bum a Golf Ball

IN: OK. It's done. Got two places. One sleeps 8 and is big and is where we can have the party. The other sleeps 6 and is very close by. Right on the beach, so surfing will be a must. Who is on your list for invites so far?

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OUT: Got Places in Stinson

IN: Attached is the final standings for the pool. Please verify your score. We had a little drama for second place, Chuck won the tie breaker due to a total of 158 versus Wolfie's 145(total score was 154). Special congratulations to Matt Lenhart for bringing up the rear(nice pick on the last game too). Hope to see you guys next year. PL

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OUT: Final Standings in the Pool

IN: Jason, In case you did'nt get my voice mail @ 2:40 on Monday April 30th, Peoples will continue to sell back 50,000 for gas day May 2nd. Sell back price is Gas Daily minus $.01. Thanks, Jer

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Sell Back for Gas Day 5-02-01