Problem: George Carlin was my inspiration to go into Stand Up and Improv . I never liked the " saying funny things " kind of stand up ( one liners , etc ) . But then I heard George Carlin --- who did n't say funny things , but * said things funny*.

What type of comedy does the narrator like ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator likes dark comedy .
- The narrator likes prop comedy .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator likes kid 's comedy .

A: The narrator likes dark comedy .
Question:
I ' ve stopped wondering n denying now . He might be married with two kids and happy in his own life , but while on screen the magic he spreads around can not be ignored . The smile , the innocent face , the twinkling eyes . Everytime I see him I get spellbound .
Answer the following question: Why might I be talking about this person is such a familiar way ?
OPTIONS:
- Because I am ex - girlfriend and I know him intimately .
- I am a spellbound young woman who does not have a real life .
- I feel like I know him from watching his shows for so long .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
I feel like I know him from watching his shows for so long .
Question:
So many cool people :D That always makes me happy . And we had good weather and there were cool shops and restaurants and the library of the university was the coolest thing I ' ve ever seen . And they had a part of town that is called Christiania .

What may be a plausible fact about me ?
OPTIONS:
- I recently enrolled in college .
- I ca n't afford to go to college .
- I have finally graduated college .
- I 'm in my senior year of college .
Answer:
I recently enrolled in college .
IN: But soon the bagpipers came in and started playing inside . All conversation ended because there is no way a human 's voice can cut through the excruciating whiny screech of the bagpipes . And they played and stopped . And played and stopped .
What may be the reason for them calling bagpipes whiney ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Because they do not like them .
- Because they appreciate Scottish heritage .
- Because they had a bad experience with bagpipes .

OUT: Because they do not like them .
Whew , what a busy couple of weeks it 's been . We launched our new home page back at the end of July with the goal of using a new picture each week . Then we decided to get a little crazy for the Olympics and rotate the images twice a day . About three days into the Olympics , we realized we just could not go back to one picture a week !

OPTIONS:
- It has a sports theme .
- It has a July theme .
- None of the above choices .
- It has a July 4th theme .
Answer the following question: What type of theme does the website currently have ?

It has a sports theme .
Problem: I remember how much I enjoyed Robert Louis Stevenson 's poem , The Land of Counterpane , about a boy who turns his sick bed into an imaginary world . " When I was sick and lay a - bed , I had two pillows at my head , And all my toys beside me lay , To keep me happy all the day . " I half - expected ( wished ? ) to see my mother yesterday when I woke up from one of my naps , coming toward me with the plate in hand -- tick - tick - tick . But now I ' m an adult , more or less , and I have to fend for myself .

How do I feel about my current condition ?
OPTIONS:
- I 'm sad that I do n't have anyone to take care of me now .
- I 'm fine with it .
- It does n't matter .
- I 'm happy about it .

A:
I 'm sad that I do n't have anyone to take care of me now .