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Output: Total WIne is like a hobby shop for alcoholics. I can find everything here including the hard to find RumChata. If you like good whiskey, they feature Midleton for thirty bucks less than other places. The wine and craft beer selection is enormous. Sometimes, I only visit to look at all the vintage Bordeaux wines I can't afford as I fantasize about tunneling from across the way and hiring drug mules to steal them blind. Especially all their Petrus. And with all that Petrus, I'd have a sweet girlfriend too, maybe Jennifer Aniston. And while I'm at it, I'd steal all their Cristal magnums as well. Then I'd ply Jen with the Cristal in the back of my F-150 and commence to motorboating her sweet hangers. Sometimes, Jen and I would drink it right out of her Jimmy Choo stilettos. Then we'd go downstairs into my dad's basement and play Frogger on our old arcade machine. I almost always beat her. She has no Frogger skills. Five stars for Mexican Xanax. Five for Fireball. Five for Total Wine. Five more for Jen. None if she happens to whoop me at Frogger.

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Output: This place is completely overrated, and overprice. Don't expect to get a belly full of food. First of, the hostess didn't bother to ask us when we walked in how many people in our party, basically assuming we were with the people sitting down a distance away from us. They could have at least given us the consideration to ask us how many people we have. They whole process seemed rushed, and the waitress was not friendly, but instead seemed to focus on the party of 11 or whatever number the size was. When we finally got our food, the portions were so small, and each entree came with the smallest amount of rice. They understood the idea of family style meal, and didn't ask if we would like a pot of rice...hello Asian here, what do you think. When I asked for more rice for my party, they had the audacity to ask "how many dishes do you have?", and proceeded to count the plates, and state which came with rice or not, then ended it with asking if I would like more, are you freaking kidding me. We tried to give them chances throughout the meal, and even proceeded to order a dish to go for a friend. The end of the meal was rushed, and they consistently kept coming, and trying to scoop up our plate as if they needed to wash them right away for the next party or something. The only thing they didn't bother to rush on was the additionally order we place to go which took over 25 minutes for a simple noodle soup, to which their excuse was, "oh we are backed up because of the big party" So translating "you are less priority in relation to the huge payload we are getting from the other table". In the end one of the worst dining experience in my life, and that including the tiny amount of cheap ingredients used in the dishes trying to pan them off as high quality. I don't care how nice the "decor" is when the food is a joke.. DO NOT recommend this restaurant period...You will have a better meal at a hole in a wall restaurant, trust me.

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Output: Pacinos is having an identity crisis. Using Osaka Blues brewery glasses from Colorado for beer. Smells like cleaning fluid instead of yummy Italian food, bartender eating behind the bar. Phantom musician has the keyboard set up , but is nowhere to be found, just like every other time we have ever been here. Good owners, good hardworking people, put all their money and time into this investment, it it just too bad they are stuck in the conundrum of figuring it all out. People wanna be where it's "cool" to be. Make it warm cozy and comfortable, it is too sterile in here. Put some Wood wainscoting on the walls, some heavy drapery, again, lower the lighting, put candles on the tables, the bartender is eating a full meal behind the bar, sure there are only 6 people in here, but you can't stop performing just because the crowd is small. Bring us over a few fresh ravioli, make us want to call our friends up and have them meet us down here because we are having such a good time. Engage us. Do something, do anything!

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Output:
This place closed up more than year ago.