Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This place never ceases to amaze me. The arrangement of the entire area changes with the seasons. Absolutely amazing attention to detail! I love visiting this place. One of the few free attractions Vegas has to offer. It's well worth the visit.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Just like Eleanor, my enthusiasm for music was more or less destroyed at school. Mrs Black would take a swig from the half bottle of Tesco's gin under her desk, swallow a couple of anti-depressants, then, dead behind the eyes, embark on an incompetent, embittered and slurred "lesson". By the time the booze and the pills kicked in about the half-hour mark, any semblence of creativity or inspiration present among our class of budding Lennons was long gone. Not that it would have mattered, as creativity and thinking for oneself are not personal qualities promoted in anyway by our shockingly inept education system. Old gin breath's failings perhaps ensured that me and Varsity Music would never become one, but oddly enough it is still a shop I like to have a nosey in, mainly to gawp in both horror and amazement at how much money people will spunk on a new violin. It is quite a serious music store, so unlike Cash Generator a few doors down, you won't get an impromptu performance on the guitar from a drunken, occasionally hostile vagrant, which is a bit of a shame.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Are you kidding me!! So you wait in line for over an hour to pay in a hot and stuffy line only to wait another half hour to be seated while gazing at multiple empty tables and tables covered in plates and glasses that haven't seen patrons for ages. Finally seated, ready for a glass of unlimited champagne we paid for only to be told they are out of champagne! It's 8:00, not midnight, how are you out of champagne in Vegas? Food is okay, but not any better than other buffets. Really not sure how it got voted Best in Vegas. If I could give it zero stars I would.