question: Ah yes , another Monday . Monday 's suck , they really do . I suppose it 's not all Monday 's fault , after all , it did n't choose to follow the weekend , it just sort of got stuck there . But usually Monday 's can be ignored for the most part .
Q: What sport might the narrator have spent the day before watching if the month was February .

answer: The narrator may have been watching football .

question: He did n't sleep , hell , he rarely slept . He had drank so much that the alcohol caused him to blank out in his mind . He was comatose .
Q: Why does he drink so much alcohol ?

answer: He likes alcohol alot

question: And so , after an hour of cringing and sidestepping the crabs while Matt and his brother did all the work , I decided it was time to touch a crab . Deep breath . It was n't so bad .
Q: Why did the speaker decide to finally touch a crab ?

answer:
To conquer their fear of touching one