Q: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
So I waited, and waited until I simmered down, but I couldn't so I might as well get this review done and over with.

Maybe I am spoiled by the many massage parlors in the LA and SGV areas so this place just didn't measure up. Yes I got suckered in by the signage outside that said $20/hr like the many who came before me. I said oh good, just $5 more than LA or SGV. So we went in and was ushered to the back room where we found out it was actually $35 for combination foot and body massage.

Like Tommy M in his review, our feet were soaked in the tub for about 5 - 10 minutes before they came to start the massage. The picture shows you feet soaking in a tub with petals. No such luck. There's the plastic bag (which I was kinda thankful for, dunno whose feet have been in the tub before me) and tepid water. Not soothing warm cinnamon scented water like the spas in SGV. Also don't come here near closing time because there were only 2 of them working and nobody manning the front. So every time the door bell/chime rings my masseuse stops and goes to check on them while my minutes are ticking by. I had Cathy she did a half-assed job of massaging me. Even my 3 year old niece has stronger grip than hers. She must've stopped 5 x during my session to check on the front and still managed to finish ahead of my BFs masseuse Lan. When we were paying she had the nerve to ask, no, demand a $10 tip.

$&@#%*+!!!!!! Really? The definition of tip means when you have done a good job that the customer wants to reward you for that. Not because you did a half-assed job and still expect to be tipped and demand a certain amount.

My tip to others then would be to just find a buddy who wants to get a massage and then just massage each other rather than spend your $35 + $10 ""tip"" at this place.

No thank you. As usual I am forced to give them 1 star as there is no zero star rating in Yelp.
A:
NEGATIVE