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Output: Huh?! Are there still mindless drones shopping at Needless Markup???

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Output: Hy-Vee is an employee owned 24 hour grocery store common in the southern midwest. They recently came to Madison, and my wife & I explored the store on opening day. It seems to be a slightly more upscale Woodman's, with comparable selection & pricing, but a bit more focus on organic & ethnic foods. The parking lot is so big they were offering shoppers parked at the back of the lot a golf cart ride up to the door. There are multiple bicycle racks. Despite the size, it was absolutely packed. The main entrance consists of multiple glass doors, & my first impression upon entering was of an airport lobby. It's a huge warehouse with very high ceilings & bright lighting; everything is in light, neutral colors, adding to the feeling of open, airy space. Large, easy to read signs with solid, physical lettering hang over each major department, while smaller signs mark each aisle. On the left of the front doors is a cafeteria with plenty of seating & free Wi-Fi that serves Italian & Chinese food; further in is the Deli, which takes up the majority of that wall. The back corner is the Bakery, then the Butcher follows the back wall. To the right of the entry is a Caribou Coffee kiosk, then the service desk, on-staff Dieticians, & finally the Pharmacy. A large doorway on the far right wall, next to the Pharmacy, leads into the Wine & Spirits department. In between all that, the interior of the store is taken up by aisle upon aisle of groceries, including health food, bulk grains, magazines & housewares. We hit Caribou Coffee first. They have a couple small tables & a barrel of plastic cup holders that go on your cart. The prices compare to other area coffee shops, but the staff was slow & inexperienced, and the drinks were so-so. They tried to blend my iced chai latte; I'm not sure whether that's a peculiarity of how Caribou Coffee makes iced drinks, or if the employee (I can't call her an actual barista) who made my drink was just confused. The chai itself had a pleasant cinnamon flavor, but lacked the more complex spicing of good chai. My wife ordered plain coffee, which was bitter & lacking in flavor. The experience was acceptable for a quick caffeine fix while shopping, but I don't think they'll be taking any customers away from the far superior Steep & Brew Express across the street. Next we split a tray of duck in black pepper sauce from the cafeteria. I thought it was a touch light on the meat, which isn't uncommon for Chinese food, but it was pretty tasty. Though again I don't think it will be taking any business away from local restaurants, it's certainly more than adequate to nosh on during a long day of shopping. As we explored the rest of the store, I tried to keep two main criteria in mind: selection & price. Hy-Vee definitely gets high marks on selection. Though they don't carry my preferred brand of a couple items, it's a huge store, & overall they have everything you could realistically expect to find, generally in numerous different brands & flavors. The only store in the area that might beat their overall selection is Woodman's; but when it comes to ethnic & organic foods, I'd give Hy-Vee the edge. The issue of price is more complex. Hy-Vee is comparable to Woodman's, but some items cost significantly more or less, so which store will be cheaper for you may depend on your diet. For example, milk is ungodly expensive, with the regular brands ranging from 2.49 to nearly 4 per gallon. At 1.89, Hy-Vee's store brand milk is the only one with a realistic price. I have to assume that either they jacked up the price of the other brands so shoppers would purchase their store brand, or these prices were set by clueless out of state managers who forgot they're opening a branch in the Dairy State. Their produce, on the other hand, is very affordable & also of much better quality than anything Woodman's has carried in years. It seemed like nearly half the items in the store were marked at reduced prices, though, & there's no telling how common sales will be after the opening day promotions end. Of course, if your main concern is overall savings, there's still no beating Aldi's, which is right next door. Hy-Vee does have a few store brand items priced lower, but on most items Aldi's is still the cheapest game in town. Being opening day, the shelves were very well stocked, the place was clean, & every employee was working. Staff was everywhere, greeting you every time they passed. Every. Single. Time. Friendly service is one thing, but there's a point at which it just becomes distracting. This should be less of an issue once they settle in. It's worth noting that every manager I saw except one was thirty-something, white & male. I got the impression the blue-collars were hired locally, but many of the managers were brought in from out of state. Whether they're staying or if they're just here to oversee the opening remains to be seen.

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Output: She's friendly and charges reasonable prices for her service. I recommend her!

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Efficient staff with even measured decorum. I had two eggs with creton and baked beans. Odd, their creton is served in a market-wrapped portion. Probably accessible in grocery stores soon. All elements of the meal we're fine. My wife had the egg benedict. The hollandaise sauce was rather sweet but still pleasant. Really folks, a good breakfast place but without the charm of a 'mom & pop' intangibles.