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Output: Very fun show and good laughs. Lovely ladies and coco look great!

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Output: Never returning to this place!! We've ordered food from here before but, only their sandwiches. We ate there last night and it was the worst service. We ordered two sandwiches and an entree. They came back to our table 5 minutes later to tell us that they are out of bamboo shoots and it we wanted another dish. We asked if they could make the pork with something else rather than bamboo shoots but, they didn't understand; they wanted us to order something completely different. So we ordered their grilled squid.... the picture looked good!! It took over 20 minutes to get our food. However we got the squid and it did not look at all like the picture.. but what does right! So I took one bite with the sauce provided.. and it was terrible. I tried another piece without the sauce and it was so bad that I had to spit it out!! It was overcooked - terrible marinade - tasted very old and dirty! It seriously tasted like their grill/grill pans were dirty. So we tell our waitress and they come up with that we may not be used to eating "Vietnamese style squid." I said, I have had several different type of squids but, none have ever tasted like this. She then says that no one else complained before and that we just need to get used to the taste...that is how "us Asians" eat it. Of course, i said well if you haven't noticed.. I am Asian as well, and I have never been served or cooked squid that taste like this. It was amazing how they continued to argue with us about this freakin squid... that it would taste good with beer!!! Really? If you have to drown it out with alcohol than it is not worth eating.

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Output: Really great hotel overall! If you've stayed in the Venetian rooms, the Palazzo rooms have the same lay-out but are a bit swankier... I love the wrap-around velour couch in the living room area, the modern-style is nice, and the beds are super comfy too! Some of my favorite other things about the Palazzo include the conveniently-located Coffee Bean, Morels restaurant for brunch, and the casino. I have to complain a little that they were not good about making up our room, there were no q-tips provided (random but I think every nice hotel should give q-tips!), and it cost 1/2 day's rate to get a pretty late check-out. Also, we gambled a lot but didn't get even a little something comped... The Palazzo is pretty great overall though and I hope to be back sometime soon! :)

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Terrible food quality and very disorganized. Very disappointing.