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Output: It is clear to me that MANY of the reviews on here are YUPPIE, POS's (if you don't know what a POS is I am being NICE) who has NEVER had to work a day in their life. YOU can NOT wash you're own car in you're front yard in 15 minutes and do everything we do here at the wash, it just will NOT HAPPEN ! This is for the YELP staff or moderators whomever takes care of this website, WE HAVE NEW everything except a building and a name (which hopefully the name will change soon !) The reviews from 2008-11/30/2014 are for a COMPLETELY different ERA and needs to be taken down ASAP as they are fraudulent and defrarmation of the character of the new crew that is there NOW !!!

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Output: You will like this place if you like a wild crazy atmosphere. But I went for lunch and at lunch time I prefer a calm relaxing atmosphere. We walked in early (about 11:45) and were told that we could sit where we wanted but we had to order at the bar. I ordered the salad a la Pittsburgh with water to drink and it came to about 12 bucks. We got the last table. The place is tiny so I'd recommend if you're going for lunch you get there at 11:30 or take your food to go. The place is loud and noisy with loud music and waiters screaming out order numbers. As for the food, my friend got a burger without a bun. It was very greasy. With no bun and the burger wrapped in paper and no plate, it was quite messy. Because of all the fat in the burger her initial reaction was that it was very good, but by the end she was overcome by the grease. I odered the salad as I mentioned. It came in a cardboard box with grease soaking through the bottom because I ordered my salad with beef, which turned out to be the greasy hamburger meat. We ate with flimsy plastic forks and knives. Initially, I thought the salad was great, but I was also overcome by the grease before I could finished. I realize that grease/fat makes burgers more tasty, but I don't think the food was good enough to compensate for the stressful atmosphere and high prices. Burgers start at $8.50 without fries. I think this is probably a good place to go if you like a loud bar atmosphere and greasy burgers aren't trying to eat healthy and don't mind crazy prices.

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Output: This place is awesome for the taste and the deal! Free refills on the 12 oz soda on the today's special!!

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Scheduling went perfectly. The lady was very polite and informative. I received a call confirming my appointment. When the repair guy arrived he was rude and not very friendly. He was supposed to fix my sliding glass door but after 15 minutes of messing with it he decided he didn't know how to fix it. I noticed he has broken some pieces off the door and he quickly put the door in the hinge, jumped in his truck angrily and didn't say a word or provide me with any information. He also left a mess where he was working. He did try to sell me a new door for three times what I was quoted and seemed annoyed when I politely declined. I would not recommend this guy anyone.