IN: We , too , are skeptical , as one always is when you do something for the first time . I remember making curtains not too long ago and not knowing what in the world to do and then just made them , going with my instinct and a little research on the web . The result was more than acceptable .
How would the narrator encourage others to make curtains ?

OUT: The narrator would encourage them to do trial and error .

IN: I ' m on top of the world right now . This is the best place I ' ve ever been in life . Beautiful home , a boyfriend who is loving , caring , smart , hardworking , handsome ... everything i could ever want or ask for in a man , a wonderful life ahead of me with Derek and the new baby I 'll soon have .
what may be a plausible fact about me ?

OUT: I am currently at the best place of my life

IN: They asked , I responded . I simply posted what I would say to the U. S. President and the candidates at this Dorkazine post . Oh and something else , I put up a new front page over at EARTHfeeling.org - it 's a list of things you 'll need / need to know before and after civilization ends .
What may I be posting about on the internet ?

OUT:
How to become a doomsday prepper .