Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone enters, terrified, still clutching her purse. She
Example Output: holds up one of her packages.

Example Input: They abandon the car and run off into the dense surrounding woodland. Someone
Example Output: leans on the rail.

Example Input: He is someone, the sheriff with mirrored sunglasses whom we remember from previous barn confrontations. The two men
Example Output:
are now perched on the back of their's truck dressed out diagrams and hoodies, toting a filmy - colored mushroom.