Q:Build a movie plot around this: Who are in love? Hon-Chung and Lady Fung
Hon-Lam and Fung-Ling
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The film opens with two bounty-hunters called the Flying Daggers Hon-Chung and his nephew Hon-Lam attacking and killing a group of bandits known as the Thirteen Cold-Blooded Eagles. After having slain them all, they are soundly thrashed by the Sisters of Bewitchment Lady Fung and Fung-Ling, two bounty-hunter sisters, who steal the bodies and claim the credit and bounty for having defeated the Eagles. The Hons shrug this off, because both parties are attracted to each other (Hon-Chung even wooed Lady Fung once), and because they have bigger business at hand...The Hons are summoned to the palace of Emperor Tsao, who orders them to track the notorious thief Nine-Tails Fox and his wife Flying Cat, who broke into Tsao's home, raped and killed his daughter, and stole everything. He offers a reward of one million gold coins to capture Fox and get back his property, to which the Hons accept.During their travels, they overhear that the Death Gods, a fearsome quartet of warriors, have captured the Fung sisters. Despite wanting to get on with their own business, they decide to go and rescue them. They kill three of the Death Gods... then discover they in fact hired a group of prostitutes for pleasure. It was a setup by the Fungs, who want to capture Nine-Tails Fox and get the reward for themselves. They leave the Daggers at the mercy of the last Death God Never-Die, a warrior said to be immortal; he makes good this claim by getting his head and hand severed and still continuing the fight. The Hons make a run for it, but Never-Die's hand acquires sentience and becomes fond of Hong-Chung, refusing to let go of him; Never-Die (getting his head back) chases them, demanding that they return his disembodied appendage.At the hideout of Nine-Tails Fox, Fox and Cat each display goods they stole; a quarrel and fight develops between them over whose goods are better, and Cat storms off. The Fungs arrive and attack Fox, but he is able to defeat them both; then the brothers arrive with Never-Die in pursuit, and an utter free-for-all...