Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The food used to be pretty descent here. However, quality declined, and prices got higher. Service is always friendly when I go there. There isn't much banchan (side dishes), and I probably wouldn't get anything other than SoonTofu soups. Still, for a place that's supposed to specialize in Tofu Soup, it isn't as great as it should be. There are plenty of better places to go.
Q: positive

A: The Italian sub is amazing.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I would give it less than one star if I could. I just ordered online through Grubhub. The order took over 75 minutes to arrive. When it arrived it was incorrect. I wrote specifically not to put mushroom, yet my pizza came with mushroom. I ordered tiramisu, what I got is white-ish custard-like thing in a small bawl. The buffalo fries was saggy. The coke was not in a can or bottle, but a cup that is leaking on top. On top of all this, the pizza was not even cut and there is no plastic knife or spoon with food. I literally had to cut it with my fingers (I am at a hotel with no restaurant). What a waste of money. The 34 dollars I spent on this could have gotten me a decent, clean AND CUT pizza from Domino's. Do not waste your money here!
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Output: (originally posted this in late SEPT ... I checked back recently, and inexplicably found my review missing?!?! What happened here, Yelp, did someone from teh show contact you and ask to remove my and my coworkers negative review?!?!?!) Spamalot in Vegas was miserable, just miserable :( Some background on me - big MP fan, love the Holy Grail movie, and for the most part I really enjoy broadway-type musicals (e.g., just saw Avenue Q in SF, it was hilarous & awesome!). I've been wanting to see Spamalot on Broadway ever since I heard about it last year ... from what I'd heard, the show was very well received in NY and was hilarious. So when I found out it was playing in Vegas, I was stoked ... my only fear was whether or not the show had been "vegasized," but after reading the reviews on Yelp! that fear was allayed. Well, future yelpers reading this beware - this show is _terrible_, just absolutely bad ... and doubly so if you buy the tix at $100+ face value as we did :( I gotta think that the original production was nothing like the Vegas show (that much "kitzsh" and predictible, bad jokes could never have gone over well, could it?!?!), and that they mukked with the show to make it more palatable to typical 50+ Vegas showgoers ... that's the only thing I can think (said crowd, btw, gave this show an inexplicable standing ovation ... unreal). Show had only two saving graces, imho - the "lady of the lake" actress had a great voice, and some relatively funny lines; and the "jews on broadway" number was mildly amusing. Anyway, strongly advise against this for MP and Holy Grail fans, and probably anyone else under 45. OTOH, if you enjoy Vegas glitz and glam paired with obvious & predictable jokes, perhaps you'll enjoy this show as well.
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output: I also have been coming to this place for many many years with my family. The prices are reasonable, it's close to home, and their menu has really yummy go-to's :-) Personal recommendations: - Salt and pepper pork! - not too salty, full of flavor and pretty hefty amount of food for ~$7 - Roasted Duck - I love duck, and I seriously think this duck is close to the best in the planet. It's so moist, not overly drenched in soy sauce, and the skin has an awesome way of staying crispy! It's bomb with white rice - Schezuan Chicken Salad - standard lettuce salad with wonton crisps and tons of chicken. For dressing, it's a mix of chili peppers and soy sauce, and....while this dish isn't so complicated, and I have doubt that this is actually served in Schezuan, China... It's still really tasty and I do have the occasional cravingzz for it On another note, I've slowly been moving towards the vegetarian sides of things, and while this restaurant has some really awesome non-v options, there are only a few solely vegetarian options. Their Schezuan Bean Curd is good but not so special. It's basically just soft tofu in a thick, savory sauce. Last, still no brown rice up in heaaa! #saynotodiabetes
Q: positive

A:
First the negative (notice the singular). Forget the chowder...way too much flour and not well flavored! My wife would be happy to help them here! Now the positives. First, Cathy is one of the waitresses we love - the old fashioned kind that enjoys customers. And the food - forget all these New England experts. We're from Fall River and the full-belly clams were great! Fried shrimp were delicious, scallops were fine and the cod was huge and done just right...not all wet inside like we're used to here in Phoenix. I'm not going to go on -- we'll go back!!