Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I would never come back here again. I know all art is open to interpretation and everyone has their thoughts, but everything I saw was completely spooky and made my skin crawl.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Too expensive. $5 dollar beers, $15 access to VIP section, then $20 for a 2 minute lap dance. With her only sitting on me 3 times. Over 4 years ago i went to a strip club near the airport (can't remember the name of the club) and i got a close contact lap dance for 40 minutes for a total of $80 with tip. The woman had a C section scar but still looked good. Can someone please tell me which strip club has better prices?

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Granted buffets are not the gourmet experience, and quality and freshness range from frozen TV dinner to a good cafeteria / wedding buffet food. It is with this gauge / rate buffet offerings Studio buffet is new and is excellent in comparison to all those buffets who have gone down hill from year past. What I love about this (sushi exception) is all their food has good quality. Shrimp are not shriveled up and flavorful, salmon was cooked with flavor and supple qualities. Paellae is not saffron based and on par with fast food paellae found in cheap Spain sidewalk restaurants. Everything here is good EXCEPT for sushi... which is hard as a rock, and equivalent to Costco sushi (or worse). Tempura sushi roll should have a crunch in a soft rice wrapped roll. Nope, its hard as a rock and clearly made in bulk days ago. Best thing here indeed is the FREE beer on tap, root beer on tap, cappucino (liquored enhanced) or wine for lunch. That coupled with good gelato (equivalent to low end Italian gelator I've had) for free.made this place stand out from the rest