Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I was visiting Montreal & decided to yelp some restaurants near the Jean Talon Market for my friends and I to go to. As soon as I read that there was a Mexican spot (being Mexican myself) so close by, I convinced them to dine here. Let me say that I've been to plenty of Mexican restaurants in New York, & no place in the 5 boroughs has food as flavorful & authentic as Rey del Taco (I'm extremely picky about Mexican food). This place is a total gem in my book! The four of us tried a little of each other's plates: gringas, sopes, Plato del dia, & a quesadilla de pollo. All of these items did not disappoint, and the meat-- especially the Pastor-- was AMAZING. Can't wait for my next visit to Canada & el Rey del Taco!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Wow! first i read Yelp reviews about rude people working at the Scottsdale Apple retail store. My immediate thought was "yeah RIGHT" - how can retail employees be rude to customers?! Two answers: 1) Apple (Apple seems to have an invitation only cult following) 2) Scottsdale (Scottsdale has a snob reputation anyways) When i first entered the store, i wandered around for 10 minutes looking for somebody to help me. Finally I managed to talk to the guy up front. His advice was go to wander around and find somebody to help me! Ok i finally found somebody to help me. Hmmm now l learn i cannot buy an Apple Desktop from the store because they have none to sell me. And I cant get one ANYWHERE in the state of Arizona. Can i buy the floor model? No, thats against apple store policy to have an empty space out there on the floor! Needless to say, i left empty handed. Somehow my old windows-7 box didn't look so bad after all!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Working on the far east side, there aren't a lot of fun places to go with the coworkers after a long day. Thankfully the Oaf has come along. The comfy couches and plenty of seating inside are great for hanging out in both small and large groups. With the wonderful early spring weather we've been having, the patio area has been great. There is tons of room out there to soak up the sun. The food is pretty decent too. They have a big brick oven pizza in the the corner that helps deliver some tasty pies at a reasonable price. I also like that you can get a whole wheat crust as an option. The many appetizers they have are yummy fried goodness that help soak out the alcohol from the many fine beers they have on tap (including ale asylum and fat tire).