Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She
Example Output: gazes at them, then motions them.

Example Input: A flash of light reveals someone crawling along the ceiling behind him. Someone
Example Output: kicks someone in her arms, knocking her unconscious.

Example Input: There are two cars in the car wash and one parked in a spot. The owners of the cars
Example Output:
are covered in black dirt.