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Output: A landlord put me up here because of issues in my apartment, so if you're staying for free... this place is a good deal. Warning, I'm a bit of a "hotel snob." This is due to the fact that I've worked housekeeping and front office positions. Maybe I expect too much The lobby is the best part of the hotel. It's updated, and being called the "University Inn" the old Madison pictures were neat to look at. I thought it was a little odd that the front desk agent was seated behind the desk at a small desk behind the main check in desk. It took her some time to notice that we were trying to check in due to this. She was generally friendly, though. We took the stairs after hearing about the sketchy elevator. The stairwell smelled unpleasant. The hallway to the rooms is outdated & gave me a weird, creeped out feeling. There were no signs to tell you which direction which rooms were (or which direction the lobby was when you were leaving your room). Granted, there aren't that many twists & turns, I still found myself walking the wrong way a few times. The room smelled pleasant, but I always have to do a walk through of the room before getting settled. There was a twist tie on the bathroom floor. I know this isn't hair or anything, but it was easily noticeable and makes me question how clean the rest of the room was. We had a room with 2 double beds and only needed one, so I "inspected" each to figure out which one I would feel comfortable sleeping in. There was a large black hair in the one, so my decision was made. Do not run your finger along any edges (headboard, electrical outlets, sidetable) because you will notice the thick layers of dust. Continuing with (lack of) cleanliness, the window was covered in fingerprints & handprints. On the plus side, once you looked through the prints, there was a nice view of state street. On the negative side, this means that it was loud (which they can't control, just letting you know before you book). There was a penny and a pill (prescription) on the floor near the bed, so make your own judgements on how clean the rooms are. The bed was comfy, but overall the room was outdated (the comforter, the pink blanket on the bed, the tv, the teal bathroom). I thought it was weird that the closet doors (which are like a typical sliding door closet in hotels) was only on a track on the top and not on the bottom, meaning that if you push it it swings. Nothing wrong with that, just peculiar. The bathroom door was slightly damaged in the middle, as if someone punched it. Nothing wrong, just peculiar. The main door used a keycard lock and had a deadbolt, but did not have a chain like most hotels do. This implies that a hotel staff member can simply use a keycard to override your deadbolt and access the room. I did see security cameras in the lobby, which is reassuring, but hotels are sketch, a chain would have been wonderful... Especially because the door isn't weighted and doesn't close on it's own, make sure you pull it shut all the way. I thought it was hilarious that the wireless signal is supposed to be "University Inn" but "University" is spelled wrong (Univeristy, or something similar to that). No pool. Small building, that makes sense. No restaurant Free parking You can't dock the hotel for any noise issues; it's the location, they can't control that. It's outdated, they at least have a chance to fix that. The big thing which they have most control over is how clean the room is, and it's an epic fail on that one. Spend the extra $20-$40 to stay at the Doubletree, Edgwater, or Campus Inn since those are all in that same area

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Output: free champagne open bar, great music, no dance floor.

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Output: Could not find 0 stars. Got one of there flyer's on the door and decided we were desperate enough to try this place for their spaghetti, meatballs and pizza. Boy, what a mistake!!!! The food was promised in 30 to 45 minutes and arrived in just a hair under 2 hours. Lets start with the food had a weird smell to it. Now we opened the spaghetti. It was cold, extremely dry, flavorless, the noodles were dried out like they were cooked yesterday. In their menu it states they "only use the finest quality imported pasta". BULL $HIT. If they did, they imported it cooked already. Now for the meatballs, low grade hamburger meat cooked in grease with absolutely, I mean absolutely no seasoning or flavoring and small, way to small for the price of them. The pizza was dry, crust was hard as a rock, cold and the pizza smelled & tasted like one of those frozen pizzas you get from the supermarket. The toppings besides the pepperoni was sparse, a light sprinkling of about a half a hand full for a 24" pie. And guess what the soda that came with the meal was warm. Warmer then the pizza and spaghetti. We called back to get a refund, and the manager (or some flunkie with a fake foreign accent (wasn't quite Italian, maybe Greek)) gives us a bunch of lip about how their food is cooked fresh. After about 10 minutes of bickering back and forth, the "manager" claimed that all his food is frozen. Gee, hence the freezer taste of everything. We finally had to drive to their location and surrender our food (which was fine, it was stinking up the house) and got a refund. YUCK YUCK YUCK with a serving of YUCK. Buyer beware.

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Food and service was great! Like the selection of drinks on the happy hour menu. Prices were a bit too high to go any other time than happy hour.