You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

This baking soda works great for cooking or for health reasons. I take it for acid indigestion and heart burn. Just a 1 tsp in a half glass of water and it's gone. I use it to make my body more alkaline, so it's great for changing your pH level in your body!
Positive

I bought this to replace a large container of Schilling red pepper flakes that I bought about a long time ago. The old stuff served me well for cooking and pizza topping over the last decade. When I first tasted the new stuff I was a little disappointed that it was not as hot as the Schilling had been. It also seems to be losing its heat quickly -- there's less heat there than there was when I got it a few months ago.
Negative

GROSS. Tastes like salty menthol sugar or something. Might be passable if you're hiding it in something you're baking...but for coffee? NAH. If you don't own a dog, use Xylitol, because Xylitol will kill your dog. If you do own a dog, just be a man and either quit sweeteners all together, or enjoy sugar. Unless you have diabetes, the truth is that most of you will try this sweetener, that sweetener, and eventually end up back at sugar. Sugar CRUSHES Erythritol.
Negative