Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Tonight i took my 8 yr old little girl to this restaurant for dinner this evening and had the most horrible experience of my life. Don't go here if your a good looking woman because it doesn't matter if your with your child or not because you will be leered at by the owner as well as all the male staff. And even be hit on by the disgusting cook...not sure if these men are albanian or mexican but they were disgusting pervs! Waitress came to my table and said Carlos the cook says "Hi." I said "what1?" and she said he said he knows you...really!? Told her well i don't know him. I told her then ask him what my name is....she did and came back and says he thinks you look like someone he has seen before. WOW! Unbelievable and with my little girl there. I guess all blonde good-looking white woman look alike and Carlos knows them all! Owner was made aware and i asked to have cook come apologize to me and my daughter for ruining our evening. Owner didn't seem very apologetic and i personally think owner went back and told his staff to check me out because as soon as we were seated i saw him go into kitchen and a few minutes later some guy came out of the back and eyeballed me the whole time he walked by my booth. DISGUSTING....i will never be back there again! BTW, not that it matters, but i was wearing sweater up to my neck and above the knee skirt with flats....hair up. I am an RN BSN and BS degree in biology. Felt like i was being treated and leered at like i'm some stripper on a pole!!! Bus boy asked what happened and was appalled as well as waitresses...upon leaving owner didn't offer any compensation but waitress came and said we fare so sorry here is a piece of chocolate cake. Food sucked and i through left overs and cake in garbage. Hadn't been to this restaurant in yrs and will never go again!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had high hopes for this restaurant, but was very disappointed. The hot and sour soup was hot but not sour not well balanced. The volcano sushi roll was not spicy at all, and it was half spicy tuna. The curry noodles was all noodles, very few veggies or meat. Finally the salt and pepper calamari was cooked well but I could not find the pepper. Oh and there is definately NO dim sum. It was bland and just not worth eating. Stay away from the dragon! Definitely not worth the money or wasted time.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Definition of LUSCIOUS 1 : having a delicious taste or smell : sweet 2 : sexually attractive : seductive, sexy 3 : richly luxurious or appealing to the senses When I googled the definition of luscious, I felt as if Webster finally found the words to describe the way I see/taste lush burger. Here is my first tip - If you are going, wear pants that are either a)loose or b)sweatpants that can expand.My personal favorite is the western burger. Picture HUGE burger topped with sweet BBQ, a golden onion ring and crisp bacon. It is to DIE for. If you are ok with the extra 2,000 calories, wash it down with a thick chocolate shake and sit in pure bliss! Not feeling the shake? Try their lushpuppies with fresh frosting. WOW. I will have pictures to follow and trust me, you will stop reading reviews and sprint to Lush. The decor is incredible - it reminds me of a suite I stayed in Vegas(I mean this in the best way possible). There is not a single detail that was missed! There are dozens of different textures that make it a high-class, luxurious burger joint. Honestly, I am not kidding, you will want to go home and redecorate. Better yet, their patio is my personal favorite out of ANY patio that I have found in the Valley! YES, IN THE ENTIRE VALLEY! There is always plenty of seating, it is always clean and the furniture is comfortable. It is perfect for a afternoon meeting with clients or a casual lunch with the girls! They offer a $10 lunch special that includes a burger, fries and drink. Honestly it doesn't get any better! Last, but not least the manager Theron is always attentive to guests needs and makes sure we have everything we need. Don't listen to the other reviews on Yelp. Go check it out for yourself and I promise you don't be disappointed!