TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: I just wanted to add something to Jacob Weisberg's "Republicans in Denial," his amusing commentary on the Republicans' unseemly bout of whining, blaming, and rationalizing following this year's elections.

SOLUTION: "Republicans in Denial" is an amusing commentary on the Republicans' bout of whining, blaming, and rationalizing of this year's elections.

PROBLEM: The "Cathedral Report" is a good one. The school is enjoying full enrollment with many accomplishments being achieved by students and graduates.

SOLUTION: The "Cathedral Report" is good. The school enjoys full enrollment with student and graduate accomplishment.

PROBLEM: The entire record includes 200 exhibits, 3,000 individual items, and 2,300 transcript pages, all of which were considered in the final rulemaking.

SOLUTION:
The entire record includes 200 ehibits, 3,000 individual items and 2,300 transcript pages.