Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Great service. The William J Salad is amazing. A bit on the pricey side so only take a date if you are really looking to impress...you know, the kind of girls who will only hook up if they are treated to an amazing steak dinner after walking through a casino full of drunk rednecks and hobos.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I had to write a review here, because I couldn't disagree more with what someone else said in their review, "You can expect Consistency and Good Service when you dine at Pita Jungle." I live within a 5-minute walk of this location, and I've been there countless times so far in 2013. Consistent is the last adjective that comes to mind when I think of this particular Pita Jungle. So, I'm not sure it's possible to write an effective review of this place. The service has ranged from annoyingly attentive to so neglectful you feel invisible when you're sitting at the bar 2 feet away from someone working there. The kitchen can sometimes have your meal in 5 minutes, sometimes 50 minutes later you wonder if they even put in the order. Sometimes it's extremely silent, sometimes the kitchen and staff are so loud you can get a headache even when there are only like 3 customers in the whole place. The food is totally inconsistent also, and the garlic new potatoes come to mind as a good example. I've had the garlic new potatoes as the side to a meal at least half a dozen times. They have been absolutely mouthwatering perfection with perfectly cooked caramelized seasoning at times. So perfect I was tempted to order two sides of the potatoes for desert. However, once they were scorched on the outside and still a bit raw inside. And the majority of the time they are generally just barely "cooked" (meaning not raw), but browned even slightly and totally bland and tasteless. I could go on about a few other dishes, and about other service experiences. But the point here is that this place is a gamble. I only go now when I'm ready to risk it, or feeling lucky. Occasionally it's amazing, sometimes it's completely disappointing and horrible, and a lot of the time it's just a mild let-down. But consistent? I don't know how many times the people who are writing those reviews have actually been to this location, but if they got consistency, they were really lucky.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
If you are looking for an excellent Scandinavian/Polish place, look no further! (They even have a dash of Canadian influence as well.) I am a sucker for Schnitzel and the Pork Jagar Schnitzel is my favorite (pork pounded then breaded & cooked topped with brown mushroom gravy when served.) Seriously AMAZING, my description does not even come close to explaining the wonderful flavor explosion that this dish is! The portions for dinner are large, plus with your dish you also get to choose 4 side dishes total. I like the Creamy dill potatoes, Potato salad, Homemade coleslaw and Pickled beets. For the Canadians out there they serve Quebec Poutine (I recommend the large for the table to share as an appetizer.) They also have hand made Pierogies (yum!) All in all i have not been disappointed in anything i have ordered here. I love the new location (much larger and nicely decorated.) The staff is super friendly, even when they are busy they are very courteous and attentive. P.S. They do have Gluten-Free options.