input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Things you see people buying on the TV commercial for Goodwill: A vintage guitar. A Humell figurine. A flawless 1950s Danish pine nightstand. Things I saw: Lots of macrame A Ouji board game. Missing the board. Seriously. My bored mother in law. Me yawning. And gasping for air. Seriously. This was one STINKY place. I'm sorry. It was hard to stick around and peruse the material past of strangers. But. It's Goodwill, so I can't give it one star. And I bonded with my MIL that day. So add a star. Good? Probably. Will? I go back? Please no. Don't make me. Unless the MIL is back intown.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: One star-- should be half a star! yah this place sucks big time! totally! im never coming back here! Imagine servers shouting at each other.. Food sucks!!! They even gave me the bill while were still eating.. how nice! Goodluck on who ever eats here..
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
There are better lunch spots in the area. I had their roast beef sandwhich with chips and a drink for about $11. The sandwhich consisted of meat piled on fresh bread (the bread was actually really good), but still relatively mediocre. It's just too expensive to eat here, you could get the same lunch at any of the other sandwhich shops in the area for half as much.