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An example of an negative review: I hate to do this but after my experience Sunday, Vivace has definitely dropped from 4 to 2 stars. I came with 2 friend for an early dinner Sunday and I had a Living Social voucher for $40 so figured why not. Our server was really bad. Not sure if she was just painfully shy or just socially awkward, but either way she just wasn't good. The starters were pretty good, mussels and cheese plate. The accompaniments on the cheese plate though are not good. There was some fruit chutney or something that one of my friends likened to being already chewed and previously digested for us!! Then there was a honey which was okay and I can't recall the 3rd, though I tried a little and instantly regretted it. For the entree I ordered the fish special, wild striped bass with shrimp, artichokes and mushrooms. There was no starch with the dish so I asked if it was possible to do a side of plain risotto, same as they serve with other dishes, and obviously I'd pay the up-charge. The server tried to offer me the appetizer portion of seafood risotto for $11. Uh no, I just want a small side, plus I already have seafood in my entree. Friends got salmon and osso bucco. Basically only the guy who got the salmon was happy. Me and my friend with the osso bucco were disappointed. My fish was way too fishy and the osso bucco bite I tried tasted soapy!! I did end up with my plain risotto side and it was fine. I was left wanting more so I decided to try the salted caramel gelato. Meh, it wasn't bad but it wasn't great. It makes me sad because I have really always been a fan of Vivace. I love the ambiance, the outdoor space is fantastic and more often then not the food is great. So I will not give up hope but I will prob wait a while before stopping back in.

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An example of an negative review: Ok, first off I just signed up for Yelp to write this review. I normally just blow it off if I get bad service, or poor quality food. I would normally just not return. But in this case I feel I should tell everyone how I feel. So I'm walking by the place and see a couple of friend having drinks on the patio. They are on their way out and I ask if the place is any good or not. They say, "We just came for drinks, but you should try the food and let us know how it is". I enter and go to the bar, I was pleased to see Monday Night Football and the World Series both being shown at the bar. Female bartender asks me what I want, and lets me know about the Four Peaks Oatmeal Stout that just came in. Sounds good, so I order it. So far so good. I got my beer; it was really good, however this is when my experience started to go downhill. I feel like I was sitting with the menu in my hand for a long time, but I didn't time it so I can't say for sure how long it was. She finally asks me what I wanted, and because this was my 1st time I asked for her suggestions. She gives a couple recommendations and I settle on the Sausage & Pasta Calabrese Italian sausage with peppers and onions. It came out promptly and I start with the fresh pasta. 1st problem, it was obviously made with straight Phoenix tap water, not a good aftertaste. Next I dive into the sausage, on the 1st bite I was thinking this is good but something's off. By the third bite I realized it was totally RAW inside! So I finish my beer and wait and wait and wait. Mind you, the place was only at 30% capacity. She finally comes over and asks if I want another beer. I say, "No I'm finished". She sees more than half my food still on my plate, doesn't ask how it was, she just turns around and rings up my bill. Comes back, hands me my bill. I then tell her my sausage was raw, she looks at it and agreed with me that it was. She then says, "Hmmm, they shouldn't serve it like that". And that was that. She didn't even offer to make it up. I wouldn't have taken it even if she offered it, I even left my normal 20% and left, but that's just how I roll.

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An example of an positive review: This has been my best eggs Benedict experience in Phoenix. After having a 20 minute conversation with my brother about how badly people destroy hollandaise sauce, Surprise surprise! Their sauce was the perfect consistency. Eggs were cooked perfectly. Presentation with the fingerling potatoes was beautiful. This is as good as it gets.

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An example of an negative review: I swear this hotel is haunted! The elevators, i mean "inclinators" gave me a headache every time I used it. The interior of the inclinator is falling apart and in the 4B inclinators, we would randomly stop on every floor AND the doors would open and close numerous times before taking us to our destination. yiiiikes! The rooms: Spacious for the most part, poor lighting, and I was super impressed with their bathroom. There was ample lighting and spacious counter top. I do like the fact that the hotel has a decent sized food court and the view you get once your leave your hotel room. I wish their monorail would take us further into the strip, other than just to MGM and Excalibur. Overall, Luxor is a place of choice if you don't care where you stay, wanna be on/close to the "strip", cheap, and has a little bit of everything. Cost staying there: Free.99