Problem: Let me just say, I was really pulling for this place. I wanted them to succeed. Opening a restaurant of this size in this economy is insane, and you've got to bring your A Game. Sadly, the Urban Grill fell short. Very short. The boyfriend and I went there for drinks and a bite. The drinks were a bottled beer and house wine, so there's not much you can mess up there. But we ordered a few appetizers as our meal, and it was not good. At all. The bartender recommended the nachos. I saw that it had meat (bonus) and brie (double bonus). However, they came on wontons, which threw me off. I ordered them any way. The wontons tasted like old oil, and the meat and cheese mess on top didn't have consistency or a distinctive flavor. The second appetizer was a fried, wrapped asparagus with some sort of hawaiian pork in it. They were obviously fried in the same oil, and that was all I could taste. Old fryer oil. The last appetizer, some sort of sweet and spicy chicken wings, were fried in...yep...you guessed it...the same oil. The sauce was decent, sweet with a little heat, but we couldn't get over the old oil taste. So, two stars for the booze and the decent service from the bartender (plus I felt bad because we were the only ones there at 5 p.m.). I really wanted to like you, Urban Grill. I really did.
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Problem: While I do love beaver tails (to the extent that I'd be okay with getting diabetes from them), this is not what I remember it was. I ordered a 5 "Avalanche". Basically a cheese and nuts beaver tail. While it was good, it seemed rather expensive for 6$+Taxes. The beaver tail itself seems much thinner than what it used to be a few years ago. I also remember more toppings were added before although the length is the same, surely so it LOOKS good from the top but feels like a disappointment in the mouth. Also it was served to me almost cold... that was not really appreciated. The only reason I didn't make a scene to get a hot one is because my friend was with me at the time. Prices are disappointing for what is being served to us. Selection is OKay. Time to prepare is a bit below average for just a piece of fried dough with a topping squeezed out of a bottle. Mine was served almost cold on top of it. Honestly when I think about it, I finished the beaver tail because I'm a fatty food lover, not because it was actually good (if that makes any sense to you guys). Not recommending the place. Quality went down a lot after it became almost a chain in Montreal. You'd be better off stuffing your face with Churros from Costco to be honest. Also they don't take debit/credit? Really? What the fuck.
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A: negative

Problem: Absolutely horrible. Smoothies all taste like dirt and are extremely overpriced. Go to Jamba Juice or make your own smoothie if you're obsessed with healthy juices and smoothies.
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Problem: We were very disappointed with the accommodations for dog park- it was bare ground that smelled very strongly of urine- my dogs were not happy to go in it and my male dog got sick afterward with diarrhea and vomiting for 2 days . The security staff were very friendly but the staff at the checking were not helpful at all-
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