You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

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Pretty sure our experience at wasn't the average: Quiet time and dainty nibbling.

We were in town on a Tuesday night at 10:30, after all, so the place had that, "We're just about to close feel." Ghost town, tumbleweeds...

Beer-based review, here. We were only there for a few beers anyway, and beers they surely gots: Dozens and dozens of craft beers- good ones, a great draft beer selection, plus Fat Heads' own brews which were mighty good too. A vast array there for you. Our bartender was friendly, our order of ten of their hottest, spiciest char-grilled wings were good. Yeah, they come in 5's and 10's. Shrug, I dunno. We were not starvin, just a mite peckish, so the plate of wings hit the spot. I understand that this place is known for their headwiches, so I'll be keeping that in mind, during future Pitts times... Sandwiches as big as your head, you say? I've heard tell.

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4 stars

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This place needs a serious makeover, but since you are in the Imperial Palace to begin with you have realized that everything inside needs help not just the 24 burger place. If you are looking at visiting and you are not already at the Imperial Palace go somewhere else for heavens sake. The food is bordering on being edible, but only barely. You pay about 10 bucks or so for a combo deal that includes a drink, fries (that are actually okay in my opinion), and a cheeseburger. The burger itself is a basic no frills costco frozen patty that the "cooked" somehow. They avertise that it is a large patty and truth be told it is kinda large, but about half way through eating it I always wish it was smaller (maybe it will do less damage to my insides if it was smaller...). It comes with some fixings, but don't hold your breath for anything that exciting.
The location is tucked into the back end of the horribly planned IP, on like the 4th floor around the corner from the sports book area. There is nothing palatial about the decor, mostly it resembles a 1980's fast food joint, complete with artistic renderings of generic famous sports experiences.
Okay, why the two stars you ask? 24 hours. I can stumble from my room to this location quicker than I can get anywhere else at late at night so I end up going here from time to time, but I always regret it.

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2 stars

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I don't think I have ever EVER given a 5-star review before. Let that sink into your head before I tell you about Ranch House.

I visited Scottsdale for Memorial weekend this year. On our first morning there, my partner and I had just finished a little morning hike at Papago and decided that we should have some brunch. We found this gem thanks to Yelp.

This place is a straight-up no nonsense down home cafe. There's country music playing faintly in the background and it's the kind of place that probably has a lot of regulars. It's seat-yourself style so you just go in and pop a squat at a table.

I have been to some pretty spectacular "world-class" famous restaurants here in LA, but Ranch House had the best waitress I have ever encountered. A friendly young girl came over and introduced herself (think her name was Ashley) and this girl is seriously the best waitress I've ever had, and like I said I've eaten at Michelin star places.

At Ranch House, you pretty much just order how many eggs you want and what kind of meat you want. Everything comes with hash browns and then either toast, pancakes or biscuits n gravy. Ashley informed us that her favorite was the biscuits n gravy so we of course had to take her up on them.

I got bacon and my partner got the 8 oz steak. He ordered it rare, because he likes medium rare but places usually cook things too well from what you say so he was assuming it would actually come out medium rare.

Well, it didn't, it came out straight-up rare and all cold in the middle. I know this is totally all his fault for ordering it rare. Ashley brought it out and immediately read his mind. She asked if he really wanted it that rare or if he wanted it taken back to be thrown on for a few minutes--he obliged her and it came back PERFECTLY medium rare. We both proceeded to feel dumb, btw.

Anyway, my bacon was floppy and thick-cut and I loved it. The scrambled eggs were perfect. The hash browns were some of the best I've ever had. Loved every single thing about the meal. Even their coffee here is brewed stuff and was a perfect wake-me-up after an early morning hike in the desert. They put cucumber and lemon in the ice water which I liked as well.

Ashley was so patient, so attentive and did every single thing asked of her perfectly.

For a $25 bill I tipped Ashley $20 and left her a thank you note. She earned it.

So we came back a second time just before we hit the road to leave Scottsdale and come back to LA. This time we had an older lady with short hair who was also amazing. The waitstaff here really cares about the restaurant and really cares about their jobs. Once again my food was cooked perfectly. This time the partner tried an omelette and it was seriously GINORMOUS. For $10, he got an enormous omelette (which I'm pretty sure contained an ENTIRE avocado) and biscuits & gravy. What a good deal.

Anytime in the future I come back through the Phoenix metro, I'm probably going to make it a point to go out of my way to eat here.

Like I said, I've never given a 5-star review before, but Ranch House TOTES earned it.

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5 stars