TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: Was excited based on the reviews, but was nothing to write home about! The menu had a lot of choices but we went with a couple of classics to gauge it. We ordered a Caesar salad and spaghetti and meatballs. The Caesar was was more like Caesar soup. Soaked in dressing neither of us are more than a couple of bites. The spaghetti with meat sauce and a meatball was comparable to if you went next door to Smith's and bought a box of pasta and some ragu and throw in a microwaveable meatball. Trust me on this one you are better off just doing that.

The server came out and dropped off out meal while yelling at another employee on the phone to get back here because so and so was messing all the orders up and it was busy. Maybe that's why it was not very good. After those two dishes did not stay for the tiramisu as everyone suggested. Went next door to the cupcake place and enjoyed one of their cupcakes instead!

If you enjoy Italian whatsoever....do yourself a favor and skip it!

For those of you who say it's the best Italian in Vegas I recommend you try Montesanos instead.

SOLUTION: 2 stars

PROBLEM: It's what everyone says: a little snobby, a little fake, a pickup bar and little pricey, but isn't that what you expect and need sometimes? Sometimes the ladies want to wear heels, shiny tops and no bra. Sometimes guys want to meet women who've had a little too much and want to dance. It's your alternative to country music near Cave Creek, so go with it! This isn't eharmony with a shooter so have fun and know those same girls go home, put their jeans on and text their girlfriends about the guy who bought them drinks. If you're lucky, you still may be asleep next to her when that happens...

SOLUTION: 4 stars

PROBLEM: Alright, David Copperfield. Big name. Big magician..well maybe back in the early 90s. I was kind of excited to see his show because I honestly thought he was a great magician...back then. But looking at the size of the theater and the quality of his performance, I was a bit disappointed. It's no way near the theatrical performances he did on TV like walking through the Great Wall or escaping from a exploding building. As one of the reviewers said, he has an ego issue because there was one segment where they showed a video montage of great things that people said about him. "Greatest musician of the century" blah blah blah. I almost thought I paid to watch a movie about David Copperfield. Listen, I did not pay $100 to watch a video of narcissism. It also takes him forever to build up his performance as he likes to do monologues here and there, which is, quite frankly, boring. Like most magicians, he invites audiences on the stage to do his tricks but I think he spends more time chatting up with them than actually performing. I think he needs a career change to become a talk show host instead. Anyway, don't expect a whole lot from the show because you will be utterly disappointed as I was.

SOLUTION:
2 stars