[Q]: Objective: To remove an eyelash from your eye,
[A]: Twist a little toilet paper and try to latch on to it and pull it out.

[Q]: Objective: How to Turn a Gliding Car into a Flying Car
[A]: You can turn a Gliding Car into an advanced Flying car by adding a rubber band motor and propellor.

[Q]: Objective: how do you petrify someone?
[A]: scare them completely

[Q]: Objective: divide a 8.5 x 11 piece of paper into three equal parts.
[A]:
Place the paper into landscape mode. Take the left edge and begin to fold it onto itself. The left edge will be a little beyond the half way length of the paper. Bring the right edge over the top of the left. Make both lengths match then crease the folds.