Problem: Grabbed one gallon and wondered what the price would be . The shelf read " two gallons for $ 6.50 " and in fine print " one gallon at regular price " with no indication what regular price was . After waiting in a five minute line I finally learned that " regular price " is $ 4.00 so I left . We did n't need milk that 's as expensive as gas .

Why do I want to buy two gallons instead of one ?

A: I want to save some money .

Problem: I did wear my Crocs to see the Dali Lama . I knew I would be walking and standing in line a good bit . I do n't care what people say about them , those shoes are ugly but incredibly comfortable ! Too true .

What may be the reason why they wear ugly shoes ?

A: Because they 're comfortable .

Problem: Sometimes I wish that I had a handy - dandy off switch for my brain . The stupid thing wo n't shut the hell up . All damn day and night it 's like , " Blahblahblahblah ... " On and on and on . Stupid shit , shit I 'd rather not think about , really bad shit .

Why do I want to turn off my brain ?

A:
So I do n't have to think about all the negative things in my life .