Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I simply love the fact that they have Tapatio for your fry's it brings me back to Huntington Beach, CA.. It is definitly a contender in my books for one of the best burgers in Vegas!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had to try this place after reading everyone's reviews. I'm glad that I did. Earl of Sandwich is tucked away in the corner of the exit from the PH casino floor. It's near Yolie's that's on the casino floor, just make a left at Yolie's. I was happy to see that there was hardly any seating available, because that meant this place was pretty good. I had to get in line and order my sandwich, and they gave me a buzzer letting me know to pick up anything else that I wanted on down the line to the cashier. They have a variety of sandwiches but not so many that you get overwhelmed. I tried the club and my husband had the jerk chicken. I noticed that their sammies are all served hot, so I was excited to try a hot club sandwich. We didn't have to wait long and the subs came wrapped in gold foil wrapper. They remind me of paninis, just not flatly pressed. Pretty good subs and they are nice and hot. The club was really good and full of bacon, so I loved it. As for the jerk chicken, that was really good too and nice and spicy. They serve desserts like brownies and cookies, so you don't have to go anywhere for a full meal. You must try it--the sammies are worth the trip down to the strip.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Diceman!!! What happened?? You have the energy, the biker attire, and the attention of all those little kids who loved you in your prime and are now old enough to see you in Vegas. And you have my money ~$100/ticket for good seats (Vinyl in Vegas). But, your routine is dated and too scripted. Your references aren't funny now. Really, you are going to poke fun at fancy Starbucks drinks in 2014? Come on, that is so 10 years ago. Might also suggest losing the opening act. She is too much like a younger and female version of you who doesn't have the right delivery. She even told some of the same jokes. Yeah, you still rock out the nursery rhymes, and you have a great delivery of some kick ass jokes. But man, freshen up your act, make it a little longer, and interact with the audience like you actually mean it. You will pack the house!