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Output: I'm shocked, really shocked. The food was really good. I completely expected mediocre diner food but I was really surprised and happy with what we ate. My little guy got the pulled pork sandwich and fries and loved it. My bigger boy got the french dip and it was HUGE and wonderful looking - hoagie, tons of beef, covered in cheese ( I can't remember if it was mozzarella or provolone ) and onions, I think we had them hold the mushrooms or peppers I can't remember. It came with au jus and french fries. My husband got the rueben - rye bread, sauerkraut, swiss, thousand island and cole slaw on the side. Very good. I got the Gyro with greek salad. So fresh! Tons of cucumbers, tomatoes, tatziki (sp?) and the pita was so soft. Wonderful meat - great sandwich. The salad was big and super fresh. We were on the boat without food or snacks so we were really hungry but the food was genuinely good. The prices were a bit high everything seemed to start at $10. They had liver and onions on the menu and someone ordered it while we were there! Blast from my childhood! (that just aged me, didn't it?) We were boating so no drinking but everyone else sure was! Nice food, nice but clumsy service, never came back to ask how everything was - luckily it was good.

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Output: This place sucked beginning to end. Long wait at the door, ok. Solid 10 minutes before our order is taken, and, wait for it... 45 minutes for some burgers and fries. Double cheeseburger and chipotle burger were both totally overbooked and dried out. A tiny drop of chipotle sauce lurking under the lettuce was barely noticeable on the dry bun. This might have easily been the crappiest burger I have ever eaten. Avoid the place like the plague !

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Output: Ivan Kane's is a super way to end your evening of debauchery Vegas-style. We stopped in around 2:00am for the last few cocktails of the night, a little dancing and a very entertaining show. The 2:30am-ish Burlesque show was the highlight of our evening! Beautiful, talented and limber dancers strip to their sequined skivies and shake what their momma gave em' while a three-piece band (sax, bass and drums) plays ACDC, Led Zepplin or the like. Not to be missed!

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They suck period! Waited in line for an 1hr just to be told I needed a utility bill (I'm local) to be able to rent a car! Bad customer service! If I could put Zero stars I would!!