Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Negative experience overall. The place made me feel uncomfortable. I brought my new pre-owned baby (a 2012 bright red VW) to get her first wash here, thinking it was the ultimate deluxe treatment. I was so wrong. I didn't count exactly, but from start to finish I think there were 6 people who drove my car, and they didn't drive it with care or regard, and their clothes seemed dirty. They were tapping the brakes too hard and making me uncomfortable just watching them drive it. When you drive up, it is entirely unclear where to go. As a first-timer, I had no clue. A lazy guy in a Danny's uniform pointed for us to get in one lane, and then pointed to another lane, which was confusing. Then he came to the window and tried to upsell us on getting our car detailed and buffed, saying it would "return it to new". Buddy, it's a new car - it was washed a month ago at the dealership. When my husband politely said no, he seemed mad. We chose the VIP wash for $20 and from there it was a waiting game until our car was in the front of the giant blob that they call a line. In my opinion, it took a long time. I took my shopping bag inside with me, thank goodness I did because apparently there's been a lot of robberies there. After a short time through the tunnel and a half-assed rubdown from about 5 different thug-looking guys, the car was "done". Yes, the bird poop was off the windshield, but the ultimate telltale sign was there was still a Starbucks straw wrapper in the front console that they didn't even touch. The interior detailing promised in the "VIP Wash" was a joke. I'm highly disappointed. My car seemed worse off than it did when it went in. Next time I will go to Los Olivos. Even a Clean Freak $3 wash would be far superior to the yuckiness we experienced here.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I arrived at about 6pm for dinner at the bar for myself. It took about 10 minutes before someone came over to take my order even though it was not busy. I ordered a beer (great selection) and the Angus Burger. The beer was delivered promptly. After 30 minutes, my burger and fries arrive. I ordered the burger Medium and it came out quite well done and very dried out. I was offered ketchup or a side of mayo to "help". The obvious question you just asked is, "Why didn't you send it back?" A) I didn't want to wait another 30 minutes for a burger and B) by then a large group had arrived and the wait staff was in a frenzy. The fries were crisp, not greasy and not over salted. Very good. Needless to say, I finished I the beer and fries, not so much the burger. Lower rating also due to the waitress showed no interest in being proactive with the food and was solely focused on boosting the drink orders. I even had to ask for the check after sitting there for 10 minutes with my plate covered with my napkin.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
I have tried a few items on their menu and I always go back to my Yakisoba bowl with spicy chicken or a wrap. I love their food. Not too sweet, salty, or too much. Just the right amount of volume. Service is quaint and quick. Cashiers aren't too pushy and the restaurant seemed clean. A quick win if you are ina hurry to pick something up and head home for a quiet enveing.