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Output: I joined Yelp just to give this dump a bad review. What horrible service. Ate there mid-afternoon during grand prix weekend. The restaurant was maybe half full, yet it still took a solid hour to get our less-than-mediocre burgers, which were dry and over compensated with crap toppings. Fries were cold & mushy and cooked in old/dirty oil . When issues were brought to managers attention (mostly related to time), she basically told us to F off. I only started feeling better about the situation after lingering around the entrance to point would-be-patrons away. If you read a positive review of this place, immediately write-off all other opinions of that individual.

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Output: GORDON RAMSEY TO THE RESCUE......PLEASE! This place needs help (if they want to stay in business much longer)! Mostly it's because the service is so BAD! It was our first visit (and definitely our last) and we were the only ones dining! There were 3 people at the bar. The food was mediocre at best but a family came in and they sat at the table and the waitress never came over. They ended up grabbing the menus on their own. Molly Malone's STINKS!

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Output: Super helpful and chill. Will definitely be back. Thanks for the long board! !

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