[Q]: Objective: butter knife
[A]: bend wire

[Q]: Objective: To protect your home from home invasions,
[A]: get a dog to bark when an intruder arrives.

[Q]: Objective: Replace the batteries in child's electronic keyboard.
[A]: Remove the battery compartment face plate, then use a small flathead screwdriver to pry out the old batteries. Replace with fresh batteries and then replace the battery compartment face plate.

[Q]: Objective: nails
[A]:
can tear tissue