Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: It was good!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Very funny waitress! I enjoyed the theme of the restaurant. Be prepared to drop money on the food and drinks. I had a plain burger and fries that cost 15 dollars. I'm pretty sure the burger had been frozen, and was not fresh! Also, I bought a margarita. It was 12 dollars and the worst drink I have ever had! It tasted bitter and carbonated. Overall, the food is what gives this place 2 stars.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Not overally impressed with the quality of the lunch here. Food was average at best. They actually brought the wrong burger to my wife and instead of fixing it like a great establishment would, they simply brought her the extra toppings. Lame.