Then saturday comes and that 's my usual lunch day with Jose and of course I have to miss it cause once again no car . Sunday I had to go to the E.R cause I pulled a muscle in my rotator cuff so I could n't raise my arm up and down . urg damn copay fucked me over , but no work on monday because of it . So monday Jose , my cousin Brian and I went to the beach which was fun I guess , too much damn seaweed and Jose threw a dead fish at me .

A: What caused Jose to throw a dead fish at the speaker when they were at the beach ?

Everything he said to her was enchanting , and yet frustrating at the same time . He explained that it was the same for him too , although she had wondered idly if he really meant that . She had spent her Friday night centered around him , breathing in his scent , staring at his perfect face .

A: How can something be " enchanting , and yet frustrating at the same time " ?

Had a nice scare this morning . Woke up in a panic at 5:11 not knowing what time it was but absolutely certain I had overslept for my ride to the half marathon . Fortunately I looked at my watch right away and reaised I was just minutes away from my first alarm going off .

A: Why was the narrator panicked about the time ?

I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .

A:
What will happen to the narrator after taking all these liquids ?