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An example of an negative review: The service is beyond horrid, the food bland. We were seated, a pot of tea literally thrown (it landed and slid) on our table, our order taken, order delivered by the same throw-slide......and that was the last time we saw anyone. Our waitress sat at the booth behind us, with another waitress swatting flies in the window with a swatter, and never even said a word when I made eye contact with her. My Sam Woo Hot Pot was simply soy sauce, salt, and a variety of seafood, a few pieces of chicken, and a few of pork. The fish was like wet cardboard (I think it was fish?), the squid was just the body--no tentacles, and there were all of two shrimp. It was hot, it was in a pot...that part did not lie. But it was not worth the $14.95. The Mongolian beef, ordered extra spicy, had no spice and nothing except beef and scallions. Want rice? That's extra. $30 for just those two dishes and a bowl of rice. Save your money (and the ATM fees).

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An example of an positive review: Excellent service, tasty ice cream, delicious cookies, and generous portions. The cookies are made from scratch and you can tell they really care about quality.

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An example of an negative review: Awful experience. Put a to-go order in about an hour ago and still waiting. While waiting, watched one person send back their order because it was wrong. They waited another 20 minutes for the revised order. Just watched the cashier get 'fountain drink' for a customer...she cracked open a CAN of diet soda and poured it in the glass. Shall I go on? I could have gone to the mediterranean and gotten a meal there faster than waiting for this place. How hard is it to make a wrap???

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An example of an negative review: This was definitely heading for a 3 to 3.5 star review while I was eating. Then the service really went down hill. They became quite busy early, but we got there at 5 when they opened. Ordering was pretty prompt - it should have been faster with the fewer people then, but it got worse. I had the Southwestern chicken salad. It was really good. Lettuce with chopped tomatoes, cheese, some tortilla strips, and best of all, lots of jalapeno slices mixed in with the dressing. It gave the salad zing, and it was really good. My wife had an omelet, and she enjoyed that although he didn't order a side of bacon. Rather, she gotten bacon pieces mixed in her omelet. He also forgot to order the guacamole. I did have a fantastic dessert - the mile high chocolate cake. I posted a photo of it. This soothed my feelings for awhile. After our meal, the waiter didn't bring the check. After 15 minutes he finally appeared, but he forgot to remove the amount of my comp. Then he was gone for another 10 minutes with my credit card before reappeared with the corrected tab and my card. I have had some good meals at this coffee shop including tonight, but service was lacking so much that it comes in between 1.5 and 2 stars so I'll round up.