Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My most recent joyous interactions with Dicks er, Cox. 1. I got a wireless router through Cox when they hooked up my service. Just hooked it up, needed tech support, Cox phone tech forwards my call on to the manufacturer Netgear after assuring me that the tech support is through Netgear and they have an agreement where all the wireless support goes to Netgear. I get Netgear tech on the line only to hear him mumbling about stinking Cox and why do they keep telling people that. Then he informs me that based on the serial number on the router, Cox activated it already and the service period is already expired but he will assist with set-up issues this one time. It's already expired! I just hooked the freaking thing up! 2. My e-mail randomly cannot be loaded and cable box has to be unplugged and reset roughly every 10 days. Quest, when are you coming to my area?

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Boba drinks are not the cheapest around but they are probably better than most too. Sandwiches are really great, cheap, twice I had the spring rolls, first time, really good but second time - perhaps because of the holidays, something wasn't right. Woman who works there might be one of the more attractive women I have seen anywhere and makes the stop worthwhile. Place is very clean - this is a lunch time winner

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This is the worst damn KFC I've ever seen. First, when you walk in and approach the counter, it takes 5-6 minutes just to be acknowledged by one of the many staff you can see roaming in the background of the kitchen. On a recent visit, I asked another customer how long he had been waiting after getting his order taken at the counter. He said 25 minutes, so I wound up just leaving after 10 minutes or so, even though I'd bought a $5 combo. I just didn't want to waste my time arguing with some uncouth ghetto KFC employee about getting the $5 refunded.