question: But that 's getting off the subject . Eventually we were done eating and I was sitting at my computer as I heard a mad - crazy knock on the door . I open it to see Joey and Justin ! Finally !
Q: Why was the speaker excited to see Joey and Justin ?

answer: They had been waiting around for them .

question: So , " fluffy the death dealing cricket " that has lived in my house for the past 2 weeks is overstaying his welcome . He has migrated closer to my bedroom and is hiding under my stove . I like crickets and I do n't want ot kill him but dammit , he is asking for it . Fluffy is going to die !
Q: Why is the narrator so annoyed by the guest ?

answer: It 's a bug .

question: Friends - only CAMPS story : I chaperoned a bus to CAMPS . The list of campers I had was all wrong , so I had them write their names on a sheet of paper as they boarded . As one young lady , last name Manchester , signed the sheet , the pen ran out . I got another pen and moved on to the next person .
Q: Why did they need to hand - write all of the names ?

answer:
They needed the names to be exact for safety reasons .