Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A cube at its center shows 600 years in the pot. He
Example Output: is flying at his early newsboy.

Example Input: As the manager closes up, a chubby security guard arrives. He
Example Output: is an attractive, silver - haired woman as they follow him.

Example Input: He puts down his drink and leaves. He
Example Output:
peers through the gate at the bushes.