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An example of an negative review: My husband and I came here to try their burger and shake. The vanilla malt shake was very good, but the burger was disappointing. We ordered a build your own burger, with brioche and Kobe beef. The beef was not as marbled as expected for Kobe beef. The texture was so so; I asked if they grind their own meat and they don't. They bought patties from suppliers. I guess that explained why it doesn't taste outstandingly. We are actually surprised that a celebrity chef owned burger joint doesn't grind their own meat. The service was good, but the burger was not something we want for a second time. We actually even think the beef patty at cheeburger cheeburger tastes better than the beef patty here. So we wouldn't come back. One try is enough.

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An example of an positive review: My first visit and I received awesome service! Walked in and Jonathan immediately greeted me a hello and offered his assistance. Needed a set of three windshield wipers for Mom's car, preferably Rain-X, and was taken directly to the computer. I commented "Oh, you don't have the book?," and Jon said "We do, but the computer is so much faster." :) He quickly assessed the inventory and retrieved the wipers. Since the shop was out of the Rain-X brand for the rear wiper, I had to settle for a generic. What really impressed me was his offer to install the wipers right then and there! Too bad I wasn't driving Mom's car today, but I asked if the offer may be extended on a future visit, and he said yes. "Do I need a receipt (for proof-of-purchase)?" He shook his head. I was blown away! Cool prices (considering what I had paid for a complete set for my car, which matches my Mom's, except for the color) and terrific initial customer service. I hope that my next purchase here, ideally not anytime soon, will be as great an experience as tonight's was!

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An example of an negative review: It's a basic bar. There's nothing exceptional to drink here, just the same old domestics on tap. Liquor selection had nothing noteworthy either. You could play a game of pool or darts, but it was quite crowded on a Saturday night, so you couldn't really enjoy it. There was standing room only, no patio, and a low quality sound system. They don't even do tabs here. They will charge your card 20 or 40 dollars at a time, and just give you the difference in cash. That is just bizarre...at best. Just make it cash only. Booze was cheap, and bartenders and security were very nice, however, so I guess I can give it two stars.

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An example of an positive review: Yes I would like some French fries and falafel with my pizza. I just went here for lunch again, I go every few weeks. While the name may say pizza there is a interesting array of food here. Fish and chips, falafel and tuna pitas, Mexican food on Wednesdays and Sundays and many Italian classics. One of the biggest pros for me about this place is that it is all vegetarian, kosher too for that matter. So if its on the menu, there is no meat on it in it or even near it. This time I had a flafel pita, the pita had a bit of a crunch from it's toasting on the oven, Inside the pita was some crunchy on the outside moist on the inside falafel, fresh cucumbers and tomatoes with a tahini sauce. It came with a side of fries and additional tahini. I also had a small slice of cheese pizza, the crust is thin but has a nice consistency and the cheese is pretty good too. Every table has garlic oregano and red pepper but the Parmesan is missing. There are fountain drinks and bottle drinks for sale, but no alcohol. Note they are closed Fri night and sat afternoons.