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Output: Where to begin... We went to le Bistro one evening and the hostess was RUDE! She asked if we had reservations and while the place was rather empty (it didn't fill up) she tried to make us sit at the bar. We waited quite awhile for a crumpled up piece of paper known as their "Wine List"...I opted for water at this point. We ordered and our food arrived..when I asked for more bread with our dinner she ignored me!! Chicken Parm...not bad not great...it was really tender but also very soggy. I am more a fan of crispy Chicken Parm..but this is just my choice. The spicy sausage and pasta was very yummy and had a bite not TOO spicy..it was great Where it gets uncomfortable and the reason I will not return is the fact that the OWNER was DRUNK and flirting with girls very very VERY LOUDLY. He kept demanding his staff "make him money" and "get shots over now". It was so loud and obnoxious I just wanted my bill and to get out of there. He eventually talked his female friends to go to another bar I took note of where they went and did not follow. Food wasn't bad but the OWNER of all people should stay away from this place if he's wasted..he should have been mortified of his actions...

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Output: Best turkey burger ever! I love that you can get any burger with a made from scratch turkey patty! And don't even get me started on the tater tots... Yum!!!! Great place to watch sports especially if you are sitting at the bar when Kerri S is working!!! She is so attentive, super friendly and takes such great care of me every time! She definitely makes the CBCB experience absolutely wonderful with all her great suggestions and fun personality!

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Output: Very friendly staff and about 6 off street parking spaces make this a great location for my Friday cup of happiness :) Be warned of the morning/hotel rush though. It's attached to a Courtyard Marriott and across the street from a major hospital so the lines can get a little long.

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We had lunch there. Avoid at all cost. Spend couple more bucks and eat at other hotels. This was worse than Hometown buffet.