IN: Some day soon the Angel of Death will sound his trumpet for me . But do n't ye dooal an ' greet , my deary ! " - for he saw that I was crying - " if he should come this very night I 'd not refuse to answer his call .
What do I mean by the " angel of death " ?

OUT: I mean I will die soon ( It 's metaphorical )

IN: Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting . Well , for example , the other day I went downtown and into a shop . I was only there for about 5 minutes , and when I came out , there was a cop writing out a parking ticket . I said to him , " Come on , man , how about giving a retired person a break ? "
Why might the cop be giving me ticket ?

OUT: I parked in a no parking zone because I thought I could get away with it .

IN: I think this may have been because of an inconvenient branch on the floor that was easy to step over one way but not the other . Anyway , mu attempted it , slipped , and got stuck in mud up to her ankles . As usual I flapped about uselessly while dad stepped in to help . However , there came a moment when it became clear it that his attempts were n't going to completely solve things , so I heroically leapt onto higher ground and helped pull from there , which luckily ended up working .
What may be a plausible fact about Mu ?

OUT:
They are clumsy .