Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I can't believe I forgot to review this place! I went in last November to make a Christmas present for my parents. They wanted a new address sign for their house, but I couldn't find anything that would go with their house (and anything that came close was out of my budget). So, in true Kyla style, I decided I could do it myself. I walked in with a very specific idea and knew what I wanted. I just needed someone to point me in the right direction. It took a little bit of time for an employee to notice me and get me on my way, but once I was, it was great! It took me five hours to complete my 4 tiles, but I was never bothered. A week or so later, I went back to pick up my finished, fired tiles. They came out awesome! A tip: you can stop painting before you're finished and come back another day to complete your piece. This place is definitely kid-friendly. I think the average time you'll have to wait to pick up your piece is maybe a week(?), but it will be longer during November/December.
Q: negative

A: Well, Larry the ponytailed owner is still a nice guy, but I'm not a fan of his new concept, location, food or food he left out of new menu. This place gets a big Ooooyyy Veyyyy as the Yiddish would say. The place is way smaller than the original and for some reason he has a bar in there like he is trying to create a Jewish themed sports bar. I doubt the concept will last long , so I think he did things backwards. The new location does not offer bagels either which was a big draw for many folks because he has no oven and is under some silly shopping center restrictions that force him to not serve breakfast. My lunch was a $11 brisket sandwich to go ordered extra lean, but was extra fatty and a miserable fatty and tasteless mess. Compared to his last brisket, this was a kitchen nightmare. Additionally, he is giving you less meat (in this case a good thing) for your 11 bucks, does not offer fries as a free side anymore and his sides are very small now. The potato salad was decent and good pickles, but the star should be the meat and that fell flat. Jewish bar concept won't work in that uppity area. Hope he goes back to the real NY (even though he is not from NY) bagel shop concept.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Overall nice facility/lobby/breakfast area; ample parking. When I checked in, my room had no TV remote. Minor oversight. I got one at the front desk. The batteries were nearly drained, though, and died quietly during my second night. Then I went to iron my clothes, and the iron was missing! Minor oversight? I got a new one out of the box at the front desk, but upon use, it would not even heat hot enough to burn my hand. I tried three outlets in the room, but it made no difference. Not wanting to make a third trip to the front desk, I made do as best I could. The second night, my WiFi died. I tried to reconnect, reboot, but only got the warning "Limited Access" when I tried to connect. Either the bandwidth was used up, the router failed, or some other issue arose. The staff was courteous, but that doesn't make up for the inconveniences. Three strikes and you're out, UnComfortable Inn.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This place is fucking awful. I haven't been here in about 10 years or so and I couldn't remember why... well, I went today and it all came back to me - vividly. I told my server it was my first time in 10 years and she immediately said "nothing has changed." Boy, was she right. The food is a gloppy greasy gut grenade to begin with... The presentation is straight out of the 80's - huge portions of slop overcooked and swimming in an even more overcooked sea of diarrhea with some wilted iceberg lettuce plopped on top looking sad. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen referred to as food. All the food here is pre-cooked... meaning it is just sitting there over heat waiting for you to order it. I know this because you can't order anything special, like "no onions" in your shredded beef. The chicken was dry and clearly had been sitting on heat for several hours. It was completely vile. We had also ordered a cheese crisp with ground beef... that was the description. It said nothing about veggies on it, but there they were - some pathetic overcooked hunks of unidentifiable veg trapped in the tar pit of cheap rubbery cheese and grey meat-esque vomit. It was sickening... The decor of this place is a leftover relic clearly designed over 30 years ago by someone who was heavily into psychotropic drugs and Disneyland. That went along with the food which looked like it belonged in a museum (as my girlfriend suggested). The lighting in the room they stuck us in wasn't helping - it cast a blue hue from the skylights onto everything on the table making the food look even less appetizing. Aside from that though, it's kinda kitschy in both a fun way and a pathetic way. I basically refused to eat anything from the menu (though I tasted some of my girlfriend's dish and the cheese crisp) and stuck to chips and salsa. The chips are the freshest thing sold here and aren't bad. The salsa isn't so bad either. We split a margarita just to sample it and decided it wasn't bad, but you could tell they put cheap tequila in it - beware of subsequent headaches. It's a shame the food is so shitty because this place is in a great location. I can only recommend it for grabbing drinks with that hot GILF you found at the Yarn Barn before you take her back to her retirement community to bang.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I came in once awhile back with my husband..food was great, drinks were cheap, and service was awesome. We came back today with some visiting friends...it took 15 minutes for someone to even acknowledge the three of us with a very unheartfelt apology..the kitchen is also apparently closed which was the entire reason we came..probably not coming back. What a disappointment...it seems like they are actively trying to go out of business.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I handle merchandising for show that is on the Vegas Strip and Button Boy has been invaluable to us. The service and professionalism of the staff is terrific. They handle whatever we need and it is always delivered on time, done correctly and at a very competitive price!! Thanks Button Boy!!