Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The first time I walked in to Soma it smelt awful, so I left... Thinking I had to give it another chance, I'm glad I did. It was very good and there was a lot of food. Didn't smell as bad as it did but, you will smell like Indian the rest of the night.
Q: negative

A: I'm sorry, it wasn't possible to give negative stars. I went here after hearing some well placed advertising on the radio. Who knows what corporate monger is funding the promotion of this horrific excuse for an Irish pub, but let's hope they realize it's all for nothing and open something worthwhile in it's spot. I completely agree that it's an obvious attempt to re-create an Irish pub by a chain restaurant. A highly unsuccessful attempt. The decor was cheap and re-created for the feel, but one glance up and the poorly disguised open, industrial type ceiling explained why it was so loud and not at all 'pub-ish'. The menu did a great job of making things sound super tasty. Everything we ordered was anything BUT tasty. We opted to start with the Crisp Calamari & Shrimp. Wow, does Van de Camp know that you are serving their food for public consumption? I bet they'd love the nod of acknowledgement. By the way, this was the best thing we got all night long. Next came the entrees, billed as Irish Favorites on the menu. eegads! I ordered the Guiness Steak & Mushroom Boxty. What I got was Dinty Moore Beef stew in a folded over tortilla! My boyfriend ordered the Guiness Steak & Mushroom Crock. The same Dinty Moore, side by side with mashed potatoes, fresh from the box. We were so disappointed that we barely ate anything. We actually preferred the appetizer of frozen tid bits to the entrees. Thankfully, our waitress noticed & sent the manager over. Sadly, he insisted that we must not like authentic Irish food and that their chef's fly to Ireland to meet with top chefs and bring back the best recipes. Wow, $45 for 3 bites of food, and an appetizer worthy of the frozen food isle in the grocery store. I can't even pass along the $20 gift card to my worst enemy to eat there.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: After two prior good experiences at Elite today did not go well. Made an appointment and dropped my dog off at 1:00. They took over 5 hours to finish....just a bath and tidy. Not sure what they were doing all day but it shouldn't take over 5 hours to groom a dog especially when you have an appointment. Probably won't be going back.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Disappointed We have been eating at Joe's for years, and it's always been one of our favorite restaurants in Vegas due to the excellent food and service. My husband proposed to me there in 2010. We went there last week (on the 4th anniversary of our engagement). My husband told the maitre'd it was a special occasion, which he ignored and said "tell your waiter" (which we did). We arrived at 7 p.m. We were rushed to order. Our food arrived within 5 minutes (we were having cold crab legs and hot sides). It was faster than McDonalds. We were never asked if we would like coffee or dessert and the anniversary of our engagement was totally forgotten. We were presented with the check at 7:25 p.m. 30 minutes after sitting down. There were many empty tables, so the rush was very weird. Our 30 minute dinner wasn't cheap, either. Won't be back any time soon
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I'll get the "positive" out of the way, which seems to be the outdoor patio if you believe all the reviews about it. It's ok I guess, if you like to be enclosed between 4 giant walls covered with vines. I've definitely seen better elsewhere. The waitress was very rude, and we're usually pretty chill about service so it takes a lot for me to say this. I think she replied "We're a pub, we do beer" at least 4 times when we asked for other shit THEY HAVE IN THEIR MENU. She agreed to make one whisky sour, which came with a dead spider in it. Amazing. As for their beer selection, absolutely nothing to rave about; since that's "what they do", I would have expected much better. Just avoid this spot.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
You will almost never have Thai food like this. If you do any research on this restaurant, you'll surly find that it's highly recommended and if you go you'll see why. They will make each dish to your specification in terms of spice. Do know that the portions are not big in any way but the flavor is wonderful. You will also be shocked when you find out the place is in a shady area, safe but shady. And to top it off it's in an obscure strip mall with ample free parking. Last thing, I believe Zagat Guide said it falls under the top 100 restaurants in ratings.