Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I have been w/ Southwest since I started flying consistently and they have not disappointed. There were a few late baggages, but they always compensated with a $50 voucher so I was always happy to get my next flight w/ a nice discount. They offer sales all the time, and their Rapid Rewards program is pretty awesome. You can get points not only for flying, signing up for their credit card and using it, for renting cars, booking hotels, dining at participating restuarants, and even filling out customer surveys. There are so many ways to earn points, and they are so easy to redeem on their website when booking flights. They also send drink coupons and cool birthday tokens (such as luggage tags) to you in the mail. Their online system is amazing and easy to use. Also, as an A-List member, I never have to wait in line to check in my bags, or wait long to go through security. Their planes are rather small and bouncy, but for the most part I feel safe on their flights. Thank you Southwest Pilots, and flight attendants for always making me feel welcome, safe, and comfortable. Oh and don't forget their honey roasted peanuts! They don't always have them, but when they do, it's delightful! Yelp Challenge! Started 8/20/2011 (43/365). I have a lot of catching up to do

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This always happens to me. I go back a second time to a place after a great first meal and disaster strikes. The Chicken Pad Thai looked good again and that's where the comparisons ended. This version tasted funny right off the bat and had a soup-like thing going on under all the noodles. There was also a distinct fish odor this time which wasn't present last time. The pieces of chicken were smaller again and they weren't really showing their presence in the dish. I had about eight forkfuls of this before I tossed the $9 away and took the loss. Maybe there is a reason that nobody is ever in the place when I get take-out. Time to move on again.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The floors are dirty, the food is overpriced, there's never enough people at the cash registers (although there's rarely a lot of people in here) and I worry I may actually need something from the adjacent CVS pharmacy when I enter this place. Please tear down and build an....LA Fitness or maybe a Sprouts or Whole Foods.