Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Mushroom burger with 1/1 1/2 fries, about 10-15 a person ( we got a drink) but this burger is to DIE for. My boyfriend loved the BBQ burger and the bacon cheese fries. Everything was done to perfection! Come to Excalibur for this awesome burger experience!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: You may ask why 5 stars well let me explain this place sucks but they know they suck and they fully embrace it. The people working there are always pleasant and helpful but they make no excuse for menu of pre made sandwiches in the frig and ballpark nachos Why I like it here it is never crowded the bartender understands that I am stuck at this airport much longer than I should be (as usual ) and handles me appropriately. Oh did I mention that it is not crowded. No leaving Las Vegas idiots standing in the middle of the walkway. Or those brilliant people that thought bring their 3 kids, all still in a stroller, to Las Vegas is a good idea. It is not that I dislike people but when I am leaving Las Vegas I have generally had enough of people. If you have that feeling too then this is the place for you. If not please please don't come here and ruin it for the rest of us.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
when i dine on the strip i fully expect to be overcharged for everything. that is not the reason for my low review. i was skeptical after reviewing the menu before being seated. I should have jumped in the car and went to one of my usual hangouts but i was staying at the luxor and didn't want to leave the hotel. the menu is very boring. not a single signature dish. yes, it's a steak house but come on. to the food. we started with a caesar and a bowl of lobster bisque. the caesar, like everything else, lacked seasoning. it was passable, but barely. the soup was a little better. no where near enough lobster flavor but it was ok. it could have used a dash of cognac or something too. we shared the porterhouse. it came out before we were done with our salad and soup which was a complete turnoff. it was also under cooked. not just on the inside, but on the outside as well. the broiler they are using isn't hot enough. it doesn't put a nice char on the meat. the steak was also severly under seasoned. it was also a choice cut (which i would bet was bought from larry's meats). at 58 bucks i felt violated. we also had the obligitory lobster mac and cheese. it was pretty good. finally, we sat at 6:45. when we received the check i presented a 15 dollar off coupon i was given when checking in. i was told it was not good after 7. i guess when you rely on tourists you don't have to go the extra mile. how is that working out for you vegas? in a few words, this place is a complete turn off.