Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Parked my car with valet, while wet willies was fine. My car was gone through by one of the valets and things were stolen AMERIPARK will do nothing about this because I did not search my car before I left. If you want to go here I suggest you expect one of there valets to dig through the stuff in your car and take what they like AMERIPARK will do nothing they clearly support the drug addict thieves they have working for them. I will not go back.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've got three girls with me, one of which is my cousin from Australia, so it's important we eat good so she can brag to the rest of the family about how awesome the food is in America, and how her American cousin (me) is so hip and cool and knows where it's at and what it is and what it do when it comes to food and fun. I back track on the 15 fwy. to Sahara Ave. make a left and begin a long drive down towards the parts of town that did not exist to me since I never really leave the strip. The girls are getting weary of where we're going and keep their eyes peeled for Torrey Pines st. I see the tin looking architecture and pull into the parking lot at 11: 10. The parking lot's full. Don't people in Vegas work on Tuesday's? We walk in and look at the wall of famous people who ate there and the girls call me over and say, "Hey, Bjork's eaten here, look." I run over and to my pleasant surprise is a menu signed by Bjork and I instantly knew, this place was going to be great. The food was awesome, big, and one of a kind. Our waiter was cute, knowledgeable, and friendly...and MALE! Hey now! I can't even get that combination in the clubs. He recommended the brown sugar banana pancakes which were delicious, but my Australian cousin ordered the Chicken Benedict because it was on Man vs Food and I got a hit of that and was addicted. The sauce on that is heaven! The only thing that could've made it better was Bjork serving it to me in that ridiculous swan outfit and then singing "It's Oh So Quiet....shhhh! shhh!" LOL! Go there if you're in Vegas. Take your children and tell them this is what they serve in Heaven and if they don't behave they can go to Hells kitchen where everyone yells at them with Brit accents and makes them feel unworthy. Cheers!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Ah, Cold Stone. Here's what I like about Cold Stone: 1. Gummy bears in ice cream. Yes. 2. I like spinning the wheel. Here's what I hate about Cold Stone: 1. PRICE. Jeeeeesus. They must make so much money off of the UIUC students. I've never seen the Green Street location totally empty. There's always SOMEONE there, it seems. One 'love it,' one 'gotta have it,' one mix-in each = 8.57! 2. If you tip a dollar, they will sing. Please don't sing. I will pay you a dollar to NOT sing, ever. I want someone who will put gummy bears in ice cream, throw it in a bowl, and take my money. I always feel bad for the employees when they sing. Some of them get into it, which is fine, but you can tell other employees are just doing it out of corporate policy, which is just plain depressing. Cold Stone isn't bad ice cream, per se, and the location is convenient for students. But here's my personal opinion: Go to Jarlings and just get a snowstorm. It's cheaper, faster, and tastier. Now, if I could only convince Jarlings to add gummy bears to their menu... Nah, scratch that, I'd end up putting on 50 custard-pounds before the end of summer.