Problem: I went out of town for a funeral and came home to a PIGSTY . They left to go on vacation and left the house in a state of such grossness that it stank of rotting meat and fruit and something dead . I cleaned it up and went to throw their laundry into her room , and i literally could NOT push her door open .

Why could n't they push her door open ?

A: There were things in the way of the door .

Problem: Not exactly a terrible season . ) Then the fans started talking about how A - Rod should be dropped to the 8th slot in the lineup , and that the only reason why manager Joe Girardi wo n't do it is because it " goes against the book . " Duh . Anyway ... When Jason Giambi led off the bottom of the fourth inning , I was thinking that he had a better chance than anyone on either team to hit a home run to me . That said , I was n't rooting for this to happen .

What may be my favorite sport ?

A: Baseball

Problem: I had a good birthday weekend . Friday got started waaaaay late , but Saturday was fun at ValleyFair . Mystic Lake was fun , but would have been better if I 'd been smarter . It was great for Katie though .

Why might I be talking about my birthday weekend ?

A:
Someone must have asked me about it .