IN: THINGY ( thing - ee ) n. Female : Any part under a car 's hood . Male : The strap fastener on a woman 's bra . VULNERABLE ( vul - ne - ra - bel ) adj .
What can we deduce about this definition of thingy ?

OUT: It 's a joke .

IN: Remember the smoker next door ? He bought an outdoor wood fireplace . Try to imagine that immediately below your window , upwind by five feet . The first time , we did n't figure out what it was until 1:30 AM .
Why did the finally figure it out at 130 AM ?

OUT: Smoke billowed upstairs .

IN: I am off work for the next four days , and I ' m so excited to have some time to get stuff done and hang out with friends and family . My little cousins are coming into town for the weekend , so I get to spend some time with them . We are going to the pumpkin patch and the zoo , of course !
Why do I want to go to the zoo ?

OUT:
Because my cousins will like it .