IN: I walked away while she waseating , so when we got to the hotel , I put the rest of the food down forher . Eventually , she ate it .
What is the reason I had to put the food down ?

OUT: She was a pet and needed access to the food .

IN: I know some of these people for almost 20 years ! Many of them are professionals like lawyers , engineers , consultants ! They are not artists or hippies ! - Igor The Troll this girl was so rich and entitled that she would drive drunk in her red convertable .
How would being rich and entitled let her drive drunk ?

OUT: She could bribe her way out of a situation of Drunk and disorderly or DUI charges .

IN: All I had actually wished for my birthday was that he would take me out and just let it be known that I have been the faithful friend behind him , cheering on . I did n't have a proper birthday cake for myself , so the wish was n't exactly fulfilled . Big deal , some you might think over the officer 's dinner . However , it is just once in a lifetime .
Why did the narrator not have a perfect birthday ?

OUT:
Their cake was missing .