Problem: I decided on a different route through Chicago for the trip back to my sister 's . I had no intention of re - living all that toll / construction bullshit I went through on the way up . I still hit a couple toll roads , but over - all , my pass through Chicago was less eventful . The drive between Cincinnati and central Wisconsin is pretty ... and BORING .

What may happen if I take the same route instead ?

A: I may end up with less money in my wallet .

Problem: Thursday , September 4 , 2008 ~ Today Nan and I had off of work and so we packed up the dogs and headed to the beach . It was one of those pretty perfect days again . The dogs looked ever so spoiled , each with their own umbrella !

Why may the narrator have a sun burn ?

A: The narrator was out at the beach .

Problem: I am always a little skeptical and curious about Chinese Diners and their ways of serving meals . For a country who calls duck a Chinese turkey , what more can you expect ? The latest trend in Chinese cuisine and dining are the theme restaurants . Some of them are designed like a jail , while others serve food on a hospital bed or even in a restroom environment .

Why is the narrator weirded out by Chinese cuisine ?

A:
They do n't understand the theme restaurants .