Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: If you're a pot-smoker, then you can relate to this. Even if you don't smoke pot you'll still relate. You're hungry. No, you're starving. A sudden onset of the munchies so pronounced, you're willing to eat almost anything. You pour through the fridge searching for anything, but all you can find are some leftovers from weeks ago, whose vintage looks now resemble a science experiment. You know you'll hate yourself later, but God help you...you've got to eat something. Anything. In your shark-like eating frenzy, you microwave the orange colored shit, setting the timer for double the time you normally would, reasoning how the extreme heat should kill off any new strains of life-threatening diseases. You go to sleep afterward, and later awaken to the feeling you've just done something horribly wrong. If you've ever experienced that feeling. That cathartic moment when you ask yourself; "why did I just do that?" You'll experience it at least one more time if you eat here. There's another reason I don't like this place. The server, upon noticing how my plate resembled a chicken-bone graveyard of sorts, unceremoniously and very swiftly demanded I eat 'moh vegtubul'. I don't care for places where the server scolds me like my mother used to. If I want to dredge up those memories, I'll go to a shrink, not Lims.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Worst service Ever!!! Always! This place really is a joke, I have no idea how it stays in business. We use to come here all the time but the service is just so terrible not sure why we came again. Servers are rude and the young manager is awful!!! It takes 5 minutes for someone to even come to your table.. Plus if you come in the evening they will practically kick you out because they don't want you sitting around and drinking here. If you sit here too long at night they will shut the parking lot lights off on you! Then you can walk out to your car in the pitch dark!! Great customer service. If you live in Verona everyone knows what awful service this place has, it is too bad because the good is good.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I don't go to Ramen Bar very often because my very own, what I thought was original, (delicious!) miso broth recipe tastes identical to their miso broth, but it's a great spot for a comforting bowl of soup. The ramen is not vegan, but they have rice noodles they can substitute. And they have and use TONS of veggies, which is how they sometimes win over my home version. A little pricy, but they don't skimp on ingredients.