You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.
One example: I have bought several of the Vitality canned dog food products and have found them all to be of good quality. The product looks more like a stew than a processed meat and it smells better. My Labrador is finicky and she appreciates this product better than most.
Solution is here: Positive
Explanation: It's a positive review because the owner of the dog is satisfied with the product and mentioned that their dog appreciates the product.

Now, solve this: Like other reviewers, I rarely eat cookies because I have an anaphylactic response to wheat/gluten. Therefore I generally 'love' any cookies I'm not allergic to. These are an exception. The taste is mild and fleeting. The texture is like sand and leaves a dry feeling in your mouth. The only purpose these cookies are good for is dieting, because they are simply inedible. Blah.
Solution:
Negative