Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Now that it has been a few days and i have cooled down i can write an honest opinion about this place. It is not a good one i am sorry to say. First of all, when you have to lie and false advertise to get people to come to your shop,then something is wrong. However, apparently this is their M O . Last week The Kokpelli Winery advertised that they were having an Italian Festival. They never stated in the ad that it was just them serving Italian food in their restaurant. They calmed to have live music and entertainment, along with everything that was Italian. People came from all over the Valley for their lie. Disappointment was their closet friend!!! Apparently they are well known for advertising that they are putting on festivals to lure customers all the way out to downtown Chandler. This is not the way to run a business. I say, do not ever darken their door step or give them a penny of your money. You could of had more of an Italian Festival at Olive Garden. There is a lot wrong with this place....Lying is the first thing.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: A few of my friends went to Amigo's inside Fiesta Henderson on a Wednesday night for dinner. We went there because we heard they have great Mexican food for relatively inexpensive prices. Both of those things were true. The food was good. My wife and I split a chicken fajitas and couldn't finish all of the plate. The restaurant serves multiple salsas and hot bean dip with chips before the meal, and we were so hungry, we ended up snacking a little too much on them! The food was good, the prices (except a $2 side of cheese) were decent, but the service was Terrible (notice the capital "T"). We had an older lady serve us and from the moment we came in, our experience was terrible. She asked us if we would want anything else from the kitchen because they had to close down (we were in and out much before closing). She walked away in the middle of a conversation with me and was just generally rude. I only write this because I have had similar experiences with the waitstaff here before. I know yelp is not a place to rant, but it's a legitimate concern for all of us who are considering a place to eat. I had such a terrible experience that I will not eat there again. At least not on a Wednesday night.

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An example of an positive review: The first time I visited the Brass Monkey I thought it was going to be just your typical Edinburgh pub. However, to my surprise it had something a bit more to offer. At first, you are presented with the bar which serves your typical range of drinks, including some fine ale's. There are a limited number of seating areas, with many people instead leaning on the walls throughout the bar. However, when you go through in the back, you are presented with a room which is full of bed mattresses. Yes, this is the bar where you can lay back and chill. Cushions surround this back room and add to its comfort. Films are shown in here at times, obviously a great place for that. The bar has a range of quirky decorative items on the walls and contributes to the quirkiness of the place. Go on give it a try, I dare you to try and carry a tray of drinks on top of the mattresses!

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An example of an negative review: I know this is a "beloved" Kennywood classic, but I just cannot find reasons to love it. First off, the wait was dreadful, but I'll overlook that because it is located in an amusement park filled with hungry people. I ordered right off the menu--fries drizzled in cheddar cheese and loaded with bacon. That sounds delicious right? Well, what I got a pile of soggy fries drowned in grease and cheese with pieces of stale bacon on top that literally tasted like salty cardboard. Goodbye appetite, goodbye $7. Final verdict: It was a $7 poorly spent. I am a huge french fries fan, but I am definitely NOT a fan of the fries at The Potato Patch.