Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Back in the day this was a french restaurant with whom I shared a backyard. Back in the day i didn't have the kind of disposable income to visit said restaurant. Now times have changed; I moved out, the french resto moved out and in comes Pub Sir Joseph. Now this isn't exactly your traditional pub like in Corry or East Enders but i am not a Pom/Limey so I could care less. Before my foray at Pub Sir Joseph, I was at La Cuvee nearby sipping lots of dark porter and scotch ales'. First thing i noticed was a Scotch Ale and I jumped at the offer. My friends tried their cocktails but I will reserve that for a later evening and perhaps another review. Food came in form of the Sir Burger and fries (shaped in amazing potato wedges.....) The burger was great, being a sloppy sandwich/burger/wrap/etc eater myself, the burger manifested itself into a sloppy joe soon! Raph our server is pretty cool and took care of us (yes i do read my bills and not just the cost) and if he is reading this, amazon.ca ;-)
Q: negative

A: I wish that I could rate this place zero stars or negative stars. Here are just a few things that I did not like: 1) Room's cleanliness: Room was very dirty. I found a Revlon makeup container in the bedroom floor. So, it was evident that the housekeepers didn't vacuum. I am a male and I don't use makeup. My wife doesn't use Revlon, so I know it wasn't something that fell out of my suitcase. The bathroom was, in their own manager's words, "disgusting." I found lots of hair on the bathroom floor (obviously, no one even attempted to clean this). I also found pubic hairs on the tub and sink. Let's just sat that I shave and there is no chance that the body hair of any kind was mine. Several "clean" towels had hairs on them, and the hairs were from different people (hairs were red, blond, black, brown, etc.). Until this trip, I had never complained at a hotel ever in my entire life. I used to clean bathrooms and gyms as a college student, so I know how tough it is to get the job done in the time allotted. Also, I am a very forgiving person. I don't expect my room to be as clean as an operating room. On Saturday morning, I went to the manager and complained. He listened to me, and expressed his apologies. He also said that the hair in the floor was "disgusting" and "unacceptable." He offered me a free buffet ticket. That's it. A free buffet ticket...wait for it...for two people. He basically accused me of lying. I got the sense that the manager thought I had invited some women into my room because he asked me several times if I was alone (and, I was). I suppose the issue was that I didn't complain shortly after checking in. Well, I basically fell asleep as soon as I got to my room on Friday night and I didn't wake up until Saturday morning. I complained as soon as I noticed the hair. Lesson learned: check your room ASAP after entering and report any dissatisfactory conditions immediately. The housekeeping manager came to my room later on Saturday and checked on my room. That was a nice gesture and made me feel like they actually cared a little. 2) Check-in Process: I arrived around 4:00 PM on a Friday. The line to check in was very long, and it took about 30 minutes to get to the desk to check in. 3) Ambiance: There were a lot of people in the hotel promoting various dinner specials, show specials, etc. I don't want to deal with that inside my hotel. The Strip is one thing, but come on: I don't want chaos inside my hotel. I go inside to get some peace. The hotel's crowd included a lot of country-Western "macho" guys, which I can't tolerate being around. I also prefer to be around a little bit higher class of person than was at Treasure Island. I don't like being threatened at a bar for accidentally bumping into someone who was blocking the only walking path in Gilley's bar. 4) Wi-fi internet not free: It's a little ridiculous that hotels charge for wi-fi. At least it was fast wi-fi.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: First, on a personal note, I can't eat a lot in one sitting, so all-you-can-eat places generally aren't for people like me. $65 to eat an amount of food I could get for a third of the price doesn't make sense to me. If you can eat $65 worth of meat, by all means, come here. I was pleased with the meats. All were prepared well, and the flavor was amazing. I got to have leg of lamb, lamb chops, various steaks, and some pork loin. All were satisfying and tasty. My problem is with two things: value for the dollar, and soft drinks. The website for the establishment says all beverages and desserts are extra. Fine. But for $65 a head, I think I should be able to have a bottomless beverage, not $4 for each 12 oz can of ginger ale. This is America. Get with the program. Bottomless beverages are expected in this country. Install a fountain. I got to try a bite of the key lime pie, and it was no better than a slice of Edward's frozen key lime pie that you can get in any grocery store. Why do I mention this? Because a single slice of key lime pie here is $8.50. I can get the whole pie and a can of whipped cream for that and still have change left over. I am a frugal person, and I believe this place lacks a few amenities that its price tag would usually indicate. I probably won't be back any time soon.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Just had dinner at Spasso's. I used a Travel Zoo's $65.00 coupon. After 10 minutes of rules and regulations and three trys at ordering and being corrected that we could not do that, we finally gave an acceptable order. The pizza was pretty good the orecchietti was so-so. The web site specifies hand made pasta, but that was not available. Then the owner gives himself a 20% gratuity based on total including taxes. The explaination was "that's how the computer figures it" I call this a rip-off, and will not return. In this economy, when dining out is a luxury for many, why would a restaurant owner gouge the patrons?
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Started with some salty crab puffs and some excellent chicken egg rolls. Nothing to rave about. Wouldn't go back.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
I love Chodang!!! Craving it now just writing this review. I go there regularly, and have also gotten take out a few times as well. I usually go with the dol sot bibimbop, which I love. It's authentic (well, at least to me, but I'm not Korean), and comes in the hot bowl with the raw egg. Yum!!! Also gotten the bibimbop take out and the portions are very generous. I feel like with the take out, I end up with 2 full meals, but eating in, I end up with 1.5 meals. I LOVE their sides as well. So good! And they include several with the takeout as well. This restaurant is always consistent, and the food always comes out very fast. It can get busy, but it's worth it. As for the lack of the personal grills, I actually think that's a bonus here! Yes, it's fun to cook your own food, but then you smell like it and have to wash your hair and clothes. At Chodang, you dont' have to take your coat to the dry cleaners after eating there. It's nice to be a place that's not smoky, and is clean and free of lingering smells.