Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First off The comedians were good -they had someone from out of town as the main one and he was great. The main issue is they said on thier site he came on at 7 but it says also doors open at 7, so contacted them they said doors at 7 comic at 8. I get there lil after 7 and place was full and show started few min after. I tried calling a few time most times no answer. I did get through and the person said they were the venue but not the right place and didnt know any info on the place- makes no sense right. So only way I got through was email. My buddy went to move car closer came back front door locked so he went to the side door. I had purchased two other tickets for friends when they showed up, there was no one out front and no note to tell them to go to side door. So since door locked they left. I contacted the club about a refund and they told me I must've went to another club that pops up 3 blocks from them, steals their customers and starts early. I was like no I didn't I knew who I went to see and why would I go to a club and pay more money to get in knowing the comic i went to see wasn't gonna be there. They didn't say we are sorry for your issue or anything. I had to keep asking about my refund as they kept avoiding the issue. Then I said you need a note or something on the door they go we will-that means nothing will change. Pluse that place needs alot of work on the inside. Won't be back.
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A: Presentation should never take longer than fermentation. But there I was, still thirsty after 15 minutes of waiting for my pint of Norse Legend. When I ordered it, the waiter didn't know what I was talking about. I told him "You know, the sahti (I didn't confuse him by pronouncing it Finnish style) from Sam Adams." Finally, I just gave him the number on the board. Then he scurried off. We never saw him again. In the meantime, I checked out the food menu. It looked excellent. But we rolled in just as the kitchen closed at 10 p.m. on a Friday. No appetizers, no desserts, no nothin'. My wife and I tried talking. But the exposed beams and concrete floors and walls that look so nice turn the volume up to where we had to yell at each other. After a few more minutes of waiting and not seeing a familiar waiter, we did something we've never done at a brewery/alehouse/taproom before: We walked out, still thirsty for a quality beer. We went to Sun Up, where we had a cask-conditioned IPA made with Simcoe hops that pretty well destroyed anything on-tap at Angels Trumpet. We'll give Angels Trumpet another shot in the future - once we hear it has its act together.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I don't know why we bother with this location, you'll wait at least 10-15 minutes before they approach you for a simple hello and drink order. Go to Craig location instead.
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Output: This place is horrible! First the bouncer tried to get us to give him cash to get in the front of the line because he said that we wouldn't make it in my 10pm for the cheaper prices. Not! We waited in the line for like 15 min and got in with plenty of time. Inside it is waaaaay too smokey with fog, and you can't stand anywhere. The who outside perimeter is VIP tables, and if you try to stand in the walk path, security keeps telling you to move. The only place you can stand is on the dance floor, of which there is barely room because it is small, or at the bar with the other 500 people waiting for drinks. We were asked to move about 10 times before we were done and just left. Speaking of drinks. WAY OVERPRICED, even for Vegas! The glasses are small and you pay like $12 bucks for a Midori Sour and $10 for a small beer. You want to go to a fun place, the Irish pub right next to this dump is AWESOME! We had a great time, and it made up for the horrible time we had at Rok!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I've tried this place over the last couple of years. And, having moved within about a minute of the place was hoping that my last couple of visits would be improved upon but... to no avail. This place still suffers from lack of real professional food management in several areas. The food still ranks a 3-4 on the 1-10 yummie scale. The drinks are about 3% alcohol and 97% mix. And of course it always turns me off when you stick to the dried "something" on the vinyl seats or sit down to a dirty table. The staff definitely needs better training in clearing a table. I tried this place twice since moving down the street in hopes that it could become a new hangout. WRONG. For dinner, the Mai Tai was literally 99% pineapple juice and maybe, MAYBE they sat it next to the rum for a minute but beyond that... not a well made drink. Probably made it a "virgin" for a 9 year old or something. The fish and chips were miserable. The batter on the fish was not light and crispy but spongy and burned tasting - as if the oil was last changed for the New Year's party seven months ago. The "chips" were some thin product made of potatoes but were tasteless and limp from the same bad grease. The waitresses (we had two for some reason so one must have been in training although both seemed just as incompetent) were dressed in some weird combination of bad party wear and beach rejects. Quality places should have some sort of professional dress code to maintain the overall image of the concept, not a fashion free for all - even in casual places. I'm no snob and have eaten in 5 stars and dives from Hawaii to Maine but... i like to feel like the food was actually prepared by someone who could at least spell food and served with some fun and care. I like the food to be tasty and resemble the type of concept i'm visiting and worth the money i'm spending - no matter how much. i might give this place one more try but the last three visits have yielded the same mediocre experiences... after all... desperate people do desperate things.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Don't you just love how convenient a convenient store can be? Yeah me too! Well I've walked in here after work for chapstick, gum, and emergency stockings before work one day. But you know all these places are the same as far as what they carry and blah blah blah. This is a new CVS and its clean, well lit, organized and everything is clearly marked. The staff is friendly and quick to get you through the line. That is all.