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Output: Executive Summary - Is this real churrasco? Is Disney real life? The truth is a resounding NOOOOOOOO. This is side show, a theatrical performance, but is is not authentic I am in Las Vegas on a long term project with an expense account. I was in need for some comfort food . . . that's right P-I-C-A-N-H-A . . . say it again PICANHA. Several choices here in Las Vegas and Fogo arriving next month. I will check out the others and then Fogo when it arrives. I know picanha . . . Porcao no Brasil and others . . . I make picanha at home. I know picanha, son, and well this is not good picanha. That is right I said the impossible . . . this is not good picanha. You might be saying . . . impossible but it is true. Of the piles of picanha I got, mostly because the rest of the meat was worse, only 4 pieces were cooked to my liking. Well done is not my style and hey the lamb chop was almost inedible as it was cooked past well done . . . Yep I said it past well done lamb chop. I speak portuguese, know Brasil and come to churrascaria to relax, speak that amazing language that stirs my soul, get a good caipirinha, eat delicious meat and if I am lucky sip some cachaca velha (Aged Cachaca). I was disappointed on all counts. I only spoke to two Brasileiros, the caipirinha was made by an american bartender that added so much sugar that I might as well just stuck my head in a bag of sugar and the cachaca selection sucked, Leblon and 55. Really Leblon rarely seen in Brasil and 55 is pinga . . . nasty, nasty stuff for alcoholics. Where is a nice Vale Verde or a Armazem Veiera or Anizio Santiago Habana . . . well no where in sight. Oh and it is Linguica, not Sausage . . . When I asked if some could be brought around the waiter did not even know what it was. The salad bar even sucked. I will not return . . . ever. I would rather close my eyes, lift a burger to my lips, and pretend it was picanha . . . it would be closer than the overcooked rendition I had at Texas de Brazil. Oh and the pao de quiejo was served cold and nasty. Really how can you state you are authentic Brasilian churrasco and screw that up? I don't know.

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Output: AMAZING. We stayed her last year in one of the Jr. Suites. It was fantastic! View was great, service was great, staff was phenomenal, did I mention the Jacuzzi Bathtub? Pros: Gated entrance, if you aren't with someone they can verify is staying on property or the guest themselves you don't get in. This makes for relatively little traffic. Rooms are large and lavish. Staff is friendly and very helpful. Cons: Valet only even for visiting. However the wait is minimal at worst. They were always really quick with our cars. It is a walk from the strip. Even with the cons I would highly recommend staying here plus you get to use MGM's Wet Republic for Free as well. Gotta love the lazy river and a bucket of beer!

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Output: I had a great experience at this store. I found a absolutely darling Kate Spade purse--almost brand new. Lots of bags & clothes of all sizes. I thought the art & furniture was a bit expensive, but the clothes were well priced. Also the style/decor/ambience of the store was one of the nicest I've seen in consignment stores--no musty smell!

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So glad I got to see this show! It was almost as good as O. Costumes, choreography, effects and story was good!