input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place was a joke. Talk about trying way to hard to be what some 55 year old guy in Scottsdale thinks is "cool" these days... This is Urban Outfitters in restaurant form, which might be forgivable if the food was any good or the menu cohesive. For a "gastropub", the beer list was pretty pedestrian and the beer menu was inanely laid out. The menu was all about clever, pseudo-hipster layout and not at all about conveying information about the beers. On tap they have Lagunitas, but which Lagunitas? They make several different brews. The food was again trying way too hard to be trendy. Unfortunately the gastropub trend jumped the shark 5 years ago, as evidenced by this pre-packaged chain restaurant. In fact I think that this incarnation of a gastropub, cooked up by some restaurant company in that culinary mecca (and launching pad of a dozen chain restaurant monstrosities) of Scottsdale, AZ, may be the ultimate and final indicator of the gastropub shark jump. The douchey beats from the pool outside pound through the restaurant and are beyond annoying. The pretzels were stale and the cheese sauce they came with was grainy with too much flour in the bechamel. The chicken curry was laughably bland with a couple of strands of dried up chicken breast and no rice (i took this one to go.) This place is so derivative and contrived. Simon Kitchen, First Food, and Society are already doing the comfort-retro food much better and don't need to package their menus in some goofy, obvious appeal to a specific demographic (except for First, which is itself an overly-conceived douchatoreum, but with slightly better food than CD). The funny thing is that they are obviously trying to appeal to Brooklyn-hipster types, the exact people who wouldn't be caught dead in the HRH, let alone this charicature of a restaurant. One extra star for the cool couches.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: My family and I arrived 10 minutes before Snoh opened, but the guys at the counter suggested that we hang out on the couch until they were ready for us. Very cool of them. This place was rad. I had a thai tea shaved ice with red bean, almond cookie and black sesame glaze. It was amazing. My husband had the strawberry with fresh strawberries on top and condensed milk glaze - also very good. My son had taro with sliced almonds and caramel; again it was delicious and worth the drive from Peoria.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I'm one of the biggest supporters of local businesses whether its a food, pet, or clothing stores. Identity seems to be the one stop shop for me whenever I need an outfit for that day and I'm too lazy to drive to Town Square or any other malls. As April F stated, this store is hidden in the left hand corner of the shopping mall, but once you check this place out, I promise you will be back. I did notice that the clothes can be a few dollars more than a typical place like Forever 21, but you are paying for the quality. Most of the clothes are made in US and you can tell the fabric that is used is thicker and actually last longer than the other boutique clothing stores. The clothes are just soooo cute, I bought a day bag for $79 and a variety of dresses and tops for going out. The girls that work there are really helpful too and if there is always a good sale that is going on. Everytime you make a purchase they staple their business card with your receipt and the card is a 20% off any one item. This place is a winner in my book.