Problem: I really had no intention of suing the show and anyway , I was fine . I had been sitting in the audience with a bunch of other people , I had n't been forced to go onstage or do something dangerous . I signed the form and handed it back to James .

What is the reason I was asked to sign the form ?

A: I had a minor injury while watching a show .

Problem: We were all in the basement , probably 30 of us when there was a knock at the door . The cops ! My friends parents were so absolutely cool and bold faced lied to the police that there was noone besides them home , even though there were 15 + cars parked in front of their house . For some reason the police accepted their story and left .

What may have caused the police to knock on the door ?

A: There was a loud party .

Problem: Notice how they are carefully modulated to be upbeat one moment , then come down to earth ( in case it was too ' happy ' ) and one guy leads the dance and the other follows : ' Hey , what great weather huh ? ' ( fake upbeat tone ) ' Yeah ! I just love it ! ' ( over enthusiastic reply ) ( uh - oh , I need to bring her down a bit ! )

What might I be trying to convey to those reading this ?

A:
The crazy writing quirks of some of the people posting online .