Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Downtown Phoenix now has jazz@!!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Does a great work with my dog, highly recommend

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Food is always good. No question. So, when the new beer battered chicken was showcased as the feature item, I made a special trip to try it. I was very disappointed to hear that they were all out. The server told me they were really good. I asked for a rain check. Whatever happened to rain checks? The girl just laughed and said 'no'. I was serious. Why not? It's the featured item. So bummed but I got the blackened chicken which was still good but I can't help but to wonder what the beer battered tasted like. Ugh... Do I have to go back again to try it? Sad face.