Question:
For those of you who ' ve wondered if I fell off the turnip truck on the way to town , nothing as lucky as that . I had my gall bladder out and ended up at home with a nasty staph infection . I never realized how serious the superbug crisis was until it happened to me .

Why is the narrator feeling ill ?
Answer:
They are having issues with something that got infected .

Question:
Rap impresario Dr andre young jr dr dre . Dre 's 20-year - old son was found dead over the weekend in his Woodland Hills home , coroner 's officials said . TOXICOLOGY TEST ORDERED FOR DR . DRE 'S SON : Autopsy alone could not determine cause of death andre young jr .

Why are they testing the young man 's blood ?
Answer:
To determine a cause of death .

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i walked out into the hall and suddenly there were a bunch of people from back home and i got excited again . then i saw my buddy luc which got me real pumped 'cause i have n't seen him in forever 'cause he got sent away to boarding school or some shit . then i saw my friends sarah and paige and sarah was saying something like " roman oh my god i have to tell you something " because that is pretty much all she ever says anyway .

What probably happened after Sarah stopped Roman to tell them something ?
Answer:
Most likely they stood in the hall and talked for awhile .

Question:
Constantly . And she and her boyfriend could never keep their clothes on . Every fucking time I would go into the room , they 'd be going at it like fat perverted rabbits . It looked like a bad fetish porn film , and made me briefly consider a career as a nun . Well , rather than start a fight with the tubby little gutter bitch , I discreetly tried to move my stuff to the room of a girl who had been a good acquaintance of mine from semester # 1 .

What may be my plausible reason for leaving the room ?
Answer:
I would like to avoid a quarrel with my roommate