Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This location sucks! I had the worst lunch day ever....so here goes my rant..Its 1 pm i have to be back at work by 230 ...sooooo.. we never (when i say never i mean in the last two years of working ten to twelve hour days we have NEVER gone out to lunch ha ha im lucky if i get a break!) never leave so i see this golden oppourtunity to be the business owner evryone thinks ....u know that weird dream everyone has about small business owners are rich and do what they want ..haha...so i go to outback they dont open til 4, i go to a llittle mexican place that went out of business, (its now 130) so we say applebees is right here so we go in were seated at our table where we see several customers getting pissed! well after 20 mins of sitting without our presence be acknowleged i see why...come on people a simple sorry ill be with u in a minute or hi were having problems can i get u some water, or sh*t even sorry i cant get u water im too overwhelmed woudve been nice ...but no just nothing so we left its now 150 needless to say i went to applebees in boca park and pretty much got my order and boxed it with no time to eat thanks for ruining my one lunch dream!
Q: negative

A: Everything is way overpriced. Smells pretty bad do to the large amount of people in the store and if your going to just see the stars than you better try and figure out when they are shooting because they are never there unless they are shooting obviously.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: One word - disappointing. I've had take out before and enjoyed Chef Marc's previous restaurant but this was my first experience eating inside of Parma. I'm really hoping it was an off night because the service needed improvement and I found Marc (who might be a good cook but I don't think is a chef) uhm.... how can I say this delicately? Less than a gracious host? I was pretty stunned because at his last place I was invited back into the kitchen and we talked a lot about food, etc. and his staff even ordered some wine glasses for me that my out of town friends remarked on so I thought I would make a gift of them. (and that's bending over backwards!) The closest word I can use to my interaction would be "demeaning". Sorry I'm not a guy or a hot 20-something year old female where you clearly are in your comfort zone. It also annoyed the living daylights out of me that even though I said I was dining alone when I came in, when I finally flagged someone down to try and get some food I was told "Oh, I thought you were waiting for someone". I'm often out and about and get hungry and just stop somewhere, dining partner or not, and haven't waited more than a few minutes to be asked if I would like to order or if I'm waiting for someone. (Which would be the logical question if the person who seated me didn't communicate with the person who would be taking my order) I had to get up and steal silverware from a table twice for myself and once for the couple sitting next to me. Staff needs to pay attention to the details more. FOOD REVIEW: Wine: Sampled a red. Pretty sure it was corked. (or remarkably bad!) Went with sparkling. It was OK. No hard liquor... or if there was I sure didn't see it! Caesar salad - flavorless. I asked if they had any anchovies in the kitchen and was told no. I'm not sure how you actually make a Caesar without anchovies but that explains part of the reason it had not flavor. Escargot: Except a bit of grit in the very first bite... quite outstanding. If you order these do not eat bread first because they do not come in the shell but rather on top of toasted Bread. Bread: really good. Gnocchi: Lovely light, fluffly pillows of joy but the sauce which was described as white wine cream sauce should have been described as creamy garlic sauce. It's an Italian place so garlic should be expected but it was far too much for my liking. I couldn't taste the peas which I thought was a lovely combination with spec and gnocchi. Overall sweetness was a bit much. I would have cut the garlic and added blue cheese. Cannoli : Respectable. Everyone seems to rave about this place and I think it's because it's fundamentally good food albeit inconsistent. Professional or home grown good food is good food. However, they need to work on the service and level of knowledge on both food and wine. It was a Saturday night and should have been packed and was less than half full. With all the great reviews that shouldn't be the case. SUMMARY: Meh. There's lots of great food in Vegas. Dining experience is important and it just wasn't a hit for me.
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Output: This place is just OK to me. I would rather take my family to a hawaiian bbq restaurant that sells chicken katsu because honestly that is exactly how this chicken is prepared (chicken strips breaded in panko) and I would be able spend a lot less for the whole family.
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output: Real Men Shop Lush! This store is just plain awesome. Great product, great people and great company beliefs and campaigns (no animal testing, saving shark/ seals, etc...) My first visit to Lush and I'm hooked. I'm glad there is one in my hometown as well! I bought a couple shampoo bars and soaps. I love how nothing is packaged. The smell of their products is incredible. If you have a Lush near you........ go check it out! ______________________________________________________ We believe in making effective products from fresh, organic* fruit and vegetables, the finest essential oils and safe synthetics. We invent our own products and fragrances. We make them fresh by hand using little or no preservative or packaging, using only vegetarian ingredients, and tell you when they were made. We believe in buying ingredients only from companies that do not commission tests on animals and in testing our products on humans. We believe in happy people making happy soap, putting our faces on our products and making our mums proud. We believe in long candlelit baths, sharing showers, massage, filling the world with perfume and in the right to make mistakes, lose everything and start again. We believe our products are good value, that we should make a profit and that the customer is always right. * We also believe words like fresh and organic have honest meaning beyond marketing.
Q: negative

A:
Nothing positive to say about this venue. I am always disappointed when a band I love plays here.