Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I was expecting really great food from the ratings but this was basically cafeteria food. The teriyaki chicken tasted like something I ate in high school 10 years ago. The tonkatsu was almost inedible as the meat inside was so chewy and stiff that the breaded outside kept falling off. The miso soup was bland and the sushi was really mediocre, especially for the price. They had a good crab/potato fried side that was pretty good that came with the meal but that's literally all. Not to mention the prices are outrageous and the meal doesn't even come with salad! I don't know if we went on a bad day but there was hardly anyone there and I'm not sure it was even worth half the price we paid. I guess I can't expect that high of quality Japanese food in Pittsburgh but this was disgraceful.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Tonight was our (me, wife, and 2 adult kids) first visit RBT - and already, I am a huge fan of this place! The food is great and plentiful, from start to finish. We didn't realize how big the portions were when we ordered, and we all went home over-full, with leftovers still on our plates..... We started by sharing a couple appetizers - onion rings (big and sweet, with just the right amount of breading), and wings (thanks to the advice of our waitress, we got a delicious sauce that was a mix of their "medium" and 'golden" sauces - perfect!). These were excellent, and truly could have been meal-worthy on their own. But, we had all ordered burgers already, so onto the main course. I had the hatch-chili burger on the pretzel bun. The meat was flavorful, cooked just exactly how I ordered it (medium +), and there was a LOT to this burger - 10 oz! I could barely get past the halfway point before I pushed away my plate! I truly wanted to eat more - it really was good - but I had a feeling we'd all be sharing a dessert, so I wanted to save some room. Only eating half my burger turned out to be a wise move, because the dessert was insanely good. We had a "Pot Brownie" (....Imagine two brownies with a layer of marshmallow fluff in between, and pieces of hershey's chocolate throughout, all cooked in a casserole dish (yes, the "Pot" refers to the dish and not an ingredient; bummer for all the hippies) and served piping hot. I do mean HOT so be careful - my wife burned her mouth! Though we were all full before dessert arrived, somehow found a way to make room for this testimony to brownie decadence Do, do, do save room for this when you go to RBT. And, here's the thing about RBT - make sure you have Robin as your server. When you place your order, you'll begin your meal with Robin as your waitress; by the time you get to dessert, you'll feel like Robin is a dear friend. Actually, I thinnk you'll find that Robin and this restaurant have a lot in common - welcoming, down to earth, fun, and full of spirit! An absolute joy - and unquestionably worthy of 5+ stars!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I am ALWAYS uphold, and when I decided to FINALLY pay the $50 for a car wash, nobody told me that it would take AN HOUR. I waited for 30 minutes and then asked the ladies inside who told me it would be another 30 minutes. I was flabbergasted stating that I had no idea that it would even take 30 minutes, because I was not told. Then they rushed the job for me (wished they should have) but then it was incomplete. Ugh. I normally like cobblestone, but only the $5-$15 jobs.