Question:
I somehow managed to start laundry , clean up the kitchen , play guitar hero , sort out my pills , clean the litter boxes . i really want to vacuum but i ' m so freakin hot . i think my thyroid is acting up .

What may be the reason why they have extra time ?
Answer:
It 's their day off from work .

Question:
The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .

What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?
Answer:
They really wanted to make soup .

Question:
As we were making small talk , trying to allay whatever nerves we were feeling , my glance fell on the iron door as it shut , my friend 's dad lying in there by his lonesome . " Do not enter when RED light is on . " the sign above it read as the red light began to flash .

Why is the narrator so sullen ?
Answer:
A person is dying .

Question:
Those last few sentences do n't really make sense but I ' m sure you get the point : it 's weird , and I ' m sad he 's dead . Kaydee and Kale got up here Friday night so I sat up and talked with Nast for a little while . They had a terrifying drive up , I ' m glad they made it here safe . Saturday I worked . On my lunch break I went to Old Navy and wanted to buy like , all of their new stuff .

Why is the narrator sullen this weekend ?
Answer:
Someone died .