Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone
Example Output: takes down the car's empty tire.

Example Input: Someone sits on the bed and pulls someone down beside her. Someone
Example Output: breaks the sheet to reveal someone, looking around excitedly.

Example Input: The man opens his hand, producing a miniature cyclone. It quickly
Example Output:
reopens to the edges and studies.