input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Oh my God, talk about a NIGHTMARE. I usually have a policy of NEVER trusting Groupon but I needed a room in my house cleaned so I figured "hey, let's try a new company in town." Worst mistake of my LIFE! First of all, their crew showed up and tried the classic "bait and switch," telling me it would cost $100 more since my Groupon didn't cover "pet stains." Yeah, whatever, I needed the stink gone from the room so I just paid them. The workers seemed like they were in a hurry, finished their half-assed cleaning job in about 10 minutes, and didn't even COVER THEIR SHOES and tracked all over the house. To make matters worse, the smell and stains didn't come out and they left my carpets SOAKING WET. No, when I say SOAKING WET, I mean wet like a freaking swamp in my room. This was way wetter than normal. In Las Vegas, in a dry climate, with all the windows open and 3 fans blowing on the carpet 24/7, it took FOUR DAYS for my carpet to finally dry out. FOUR FREAKING DAYS! I have had carpets professionally cleaned before but these people are a complete joke. Save yourself the time and hassle and pay attention to the real reviewers on Yelp not the paid fake ones. We know what we are talking about. Roadrunner Carpet Care is HORRIBLE, do NOT waste your money! Oh, the room still stunk of pet stains and you could still see the yellow spots on the floor. I went and rented a Rug Doctor and after 45 minutes, I got the spots out myself. How much did it cost me? $24.99.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Great beer selection - you help yourself and wait patiently for a server to bring you a bottle opener. The vegetable curry is made up primarily of onions and curry sauce made without coconut milk. The vegetable lo mein (there is another name for it, but that's what it was) was so salty I could somehow taste the MSG. The waitress was nice enough, but I won't be back. Ever.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Brunch on Sunday after New Years was perfection! First, the setting is magnificent with splendid table settings, modern design and superb views. We were warmly welcomed and given a view table. Excellent Spanish sparkling wine promptly served while awaiting friends. Fresh squeezed OJ brought in beaker to make our own mimosas. Bloody Mary's can be ordered at a hefty charge, but not needed when bubbly is included. Buffet is modest compared to some, but here quality wins out with nicely displayed salads, fruits, cheeses, cold meats, fantastic smoked salmon, cold shrimp, crab and bagels, breads, etc. Huge omelets are included and made to order. Do not miss the buffet of small desserts--all outstanding in appearance and taste. The pecan pie miniature was my favorite. Superb service with silver and plates changed as required without asking. Will not wait for New Years to return.