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An example of an negative review: This was my first time staying at Monte Carlo. We were in Vegas for a family reunion and the fam wanted to see Blue Man Group. When I looked up Monte Carlo on Orbitz and some of the other travel sites, it showed 4 stars. My BAD for not checking Yelp first! We traditionally do not stay in less than 4 stars, especially since this was a family reunion and I wanted it to be nice. I thought "why not stay at Monte Carlo so we can watch the show and not jump from hotel to hotel?". WORST. MISTAKE. EVER. I was so embarrassed. :( It's an MGM resort but definitely not MGM standards. We checked in at 2am and were greeted by an agent who couldn't crack a smile if we paid her. Then, we were put in a room that had a broken fire alarm, reeked of plastic, and looked like a Clarion hotel. At 2am, we had to switch rooms only to find issues with the room again. Missing stuff and remotes not working, etc. We were so exhausted it wasn't worth it. I checked with the family on the other rooms: there were paintings missing leaving a barren room with holes in the walls and the inside toilet paint had worn off. It was so embarrassing that I had booked this hotel for family. The only good thing: it was fairly clean. Monte Carlo needs a complete makeover with a new look and should definitely improve the experience. I will not go back again.

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An example of an negative review: My lady friend and I were excited to try this place as some feel it is one of the best spots in the Squirrel. Unfortunately, there were very few bright spots in our meal. The prices bordered on outrageous and although the portions were adequate, the flavor of everything we ate just seemed slightly off. The Taiwanese Chunk Chicken was texturally pleasing but after the first few bites, it tasted like the chef had used far too much fennel or anise (maybe both). My date ordered the seafood kimchi and although the dish came with its own flaming mini-sterno, the seafood did not taste fresh and was mixed awkwardly with bland tofu. The server was charming to a degree but overall, we both left dissapointed with the meal, the bubble tea, and the number at the bottom of our bill.

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An example of an negative review: I would give 5 stars for their chocolate souffle, their awesome window view overlooking towards the Bellagio fountains, and their meal service but somethings I had to consider were: 1) When I make a birthday reservation for 7:30 p.m., I expect the reservation for 7:30 p.m., not 8:15 p.m. 2) If I want an order of Hennessey, I'd rather get a bottle at Eddie's Liquor for $30 instead of 30mL for $24 (if you're planning on drinking a cocktail, stick to their bar during your wait or get a head start down at the casino or get hammered in your hotel before you arrive~ it'll be way more cheaper in the end!) 3) I'm not an expert on French cuisine, but I expect good tasting food no matter what country of origin. The sea bass was okay with a nice crisp on the skin but expected more flavor and a thicker cut ( I had better at a small hole in the wall in San Clemente, CA); the asparagus was too al dente and drenched in way too much butter for my liking (and I love butter); the mushroom side was sad and I haven't had a mushroom dish I never liked until now. That being said, I did appreciate our attentive server and the experience of fine dining. My date's rack of lamb and creme brulee was wonderful but nothing could beat their chocolate souffle.....I almost had a relationship with it! All in all, expect to pay for the experience, the view, and the souffle.

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An example of an positive review: Used the fluff and fold service once on a long cross country trip with the kids. Owner remembered my name when I returned for laundry. Same day service, exactly what I was looking for at non-strip price.