Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great food, lobster is real and loaded. The lobster roll is delicious! Not great seating just right outside the restaurant. It felt like you were sitting at a childs table. Very low and uncomfortable. The service is so - so. I will come back just for the lobster roll. Hope Management is reading this to change the bad seating. This maybe a downfall for this tiny little restaurant.
Q: negative

A: We decided to stop in for dinner hearing great things about the old location. We were surprised at the overpriced menu and should have gotten up and left but decided to try it. The place was slow and server still did not get order correct which was just a pizza with pepperoni and ricotta cheese. My husband had the sausage and mushroom and neither of us was impressed considering for two pizzas and an iced tea it was $38 plus tip. We will definitely not be going back!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Dropped my car off for window tint oil change and a works car wash at 1pm guy said it would take two hours and he would call me when it was done....6pm rolls around still no phone call drive up to Danny's to find my vehicle parked under a carport with all the doors unlocked!! To make things worse there was no window tint on the car and it was just as dirt as when I dropped it off. This was Danny's absolute last chance to fix things but once again they have screwed me! Fuck Danny's car wash if you like long lines and retarded employes then this is your place but I will not be returning to this location!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: If you've never tried facial threading, Tori is your girl! She is an absolutely meticulous eyebrow shaper. I visited her for a quick brow services and was blown away. First, she dabbed my brows with powder to remove excess oil (Me? Oily? On a 112 degree day? Oh Lord, yes!). Then she had me hold down my eyelid with one hand and pull the skin above my brow with the other hand so that she could get the hairs underneath my brow. Next, I let go and she worked around the outside of the brow, pulling up tiny rows of hair quickly and efficiently. I'm used to the stinging yanks of the waxing so I wouldn't say that the threading hurt -- just a minor ouch as she pulled up the hairs by their roots -- but it definitely feels different than waxing. The "ouchies" subsided quickly and she was done with both brows in what seemed like minutes. She finished with a little plucking, a quick trim and a cooling gel. And viola, perfect brows. Seriously, perfect. Someone even complimented me the next day on my well-shaped brows. I love the bright cheery space and the location in Old Town. Hmmm, I may never go back to waxing!
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output: I have to be honest. I JUST don't get the hype. First off, a patisserie should have an espresso machine (not coffee that you would find in your office break room). In addition, they should offer (and maybe they do?) tea. Coke and croissant? I don't think so... The quiche was runny and I'm now worried about salmonella and the croissant aux amandes was very heavy. My friend felt that his pain au chocolat needed more pain and less beurre. However, my roommate, who has studied in both France and West Africa, really enjoyed her pain aux raisin.
Q: positive

A:
The food is fantastic, the prices are low, and the staff is super friendly. This is my favorite lunch spot bar none!