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Output: I just picked up my dry cleaning from this place and my mind was BLOWN when the lady said the total was EIGHTY ONE DOLLARS!! 2 of my shirts were on the receipt as "fancy shirts" for almost SIX BUCKS A PIECE and my wife's dress was over FIFTEEN BUCKS BY ITSELF! Nothing was special care. Nothing was delicate. Nothing unusual at all. 11 shirts for laundry, of which even the non-"fancy shirts" were an astronomical 3-something each, 2 or 3 pairs of pants and a dress. $81 bucks and some change. My dad owned many dry cleaners for over 30 years, of which many of them I worked in over the years, and NEVER in my WILDEST DREAMS would I have thought I'd see the day when getting a dress drycleaned was over 15 bucks getting a shirt laundered and pressed was nearly 6 bucks a pop. Never. I'm surprised to see such positive reviews of this place. They can be the nicest people on the planet and do excellent work but, at the end of the day, this place is a complete and total rip off. I never thought I'd say it but man...I just got taken to the cleaners...

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Output: Awesome!!! Our server Jill was AMAZING!!! had great food & the atmosphere is beautiful!!

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Output: This place is just around the corner from where I recently moved, and this was my first (and last) visit to this Jiffy Lube location. From this experience, I imagine it will be a long time before I try any Jiffy Lube again, if ever. Please keep in mind that I have managed an auto repair shop, and worked at a Jiffy Lube to put myself through college, so I am not unfamiliar with how a good shop should be run. I went there today, because of it's location, and because I understood how convenient a well run Jiffy Lube can make my life - in and out in a jiffy, right? Today, I waited idling in my car for 8 minutes before I was even acknowledged, after which I was finally directed to a lane to pull up to. Once inside the waiting room, which is small, dingy, and uninviting, I waited patiently. For the next 50 minutes I waited to get a simple oil change - and they did not even vacuum the inside of the car, telling me that it was because their vacuum was broken, and the windshield wasn't even cleaned well. It was as though this place was run and staffed by high schoolers, who were more interested in playing grab-ass, than in serving their customers. I watched as the manager of the shop was casually talking and dancing in the bay area, which only added to their less than professional image, and displayed no sense of urgency at all. In the end, I was checked out by one of the workers, and I asked him why it took 50 minutes to get an oil change when there were only two vehicles in line ahead of me (one in each bay), and his response was, and I quote, "We had other things to do." In that instant, I decided that I would never go back. I told the young man that I would not be coming back, and his response was an aggressive, "OK!" So here is my take on it all - they don't care about you, or the business you bring them; therefore, don't give it to them. I value customer service highly, as a provider and as a consumer, and this place failed miserably. I know I won't give them another dollar from my wallet, or another minute of my time. I called the corporate office and let them know about my poor experience, but, honestly, if they are willing to tolerate that environment in the first place, then I have very little hope of anything being done to change the situation. My advice is to just go some place else and save yourself the headache.

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Staff is friendly customer service is excellent and product availability is also satisfying.