Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Went for breakfast this morning. It was somewhat crowded with tables filled with students back from winter break. Seems that they only have one volume: loud. Which reminds me of the music piped in. Now, I like Oldies rock and roll. Grew up on it. Have a vast collection of it. That being said, I don't care for it blaring while I'm eating breakfast. Ordered the Bacon Temptation omelet. Bacon is, after all, a major food group. Opted to substitute on the pancakes, getting the strawberry banana instead of the buttermilk. The omelet was a decent size and the bacon done nicely, but it the flavor of the whole thing was bland, other than the bites with bacon. There were some pale pink bits on top that were supposed to be chopped tomatoes that I scraped off, preferring my tomatoes red and ripe. Moving on to the pancakes, I had hopes they would redeem this meal. They did not. They weren't awful but if you choose to call yourself a house of PANCAKES, your pancakes had better be worthy of top billing. These weren't anything special. The coffee came in a thermos on the table, a feature I always prefer so as not to depend on a waitress refilling my cup but, as in Perkins, the coffee tasted burnt. They must both use the same coffee and brewing method. The service was good. I was wearing my New York Giants sweatshirt, still basking in their victory over the top-seeded Packers last night. Turns out the waitress was a Packers fan. She said she was bummed by the loss but she was still pleasant, so I did not feel it necessary for her to sample my food before I ate it. Cheeseheads are not sore losers like Eagles fans. My visit ended with having to wait on line for quite some time to pay my bill. Seems like they were training someone or something like that but the hostess was working with the cashier and the two of them together didn't seem able to figure out whatever was going wrong. Not a good last impression.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I came here with an open mind. I typically stick to breakfast or dinner so the idea of chicken and waffles was not appealing to me. That being said, I am adventurous with food so I thought I would give it a try. I was not impressed. I would say the first "foul" was that the waitress accidentally tipped the coffee pot she was holding and spilled hot coffee all over my shoulder and dress. I was not event offered a free cup of coffee! This burned my skin and stained my dress. Well, I let this go. The food was ok; nothing special and not what I had expected. The chicken was dry and the waffles were bland. Also, I only like real maple syrup so the sticky, pure sugar was extremely gross. We had a group of 7 and the waitress REFUSED to split our check 7 ways. She kept throwing out 18% gratuity which only told us that she cared more about being able to charge us more than giving us what we needed as customers. Overall, the customer service was really awful and will keep me from ever returning here!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Come on of course I'm a fan of Lindo Michoacan, any ice cream shop in general. All those childhood memories I wish I had are falsely coming back to me. Yum, I wish I had those memories of enjoying waffle cone/bowls filled with scoops of delicious ice cream. Oh yea I kind of do being that there were probably only 2 or 3 ice cream shops back home I can think of. The first things that caught my eye were those chocolate covered bananas with nuts, sprinkles, or coconut, and various ice creams and frozen treats already made for you. Walking over to the right there were about 20+ different containers of ice cream waiting for me to taste, OPTIONS NICE. I was met by the friendly and helpful employee who asked me if I wanted to try some. With a smile on my face and fast head nodding in excitement I said "Of course yes! Haha". I started sampling a few flavors, not bad not bad at all. Didn't want to sample to much free samples. Some of the names I recognized but some I didn't, just taste them if you're curious. Some were various Mexican candies made into an ice cream. YUM :) I went with the waffle bowl, though they also have waffle cones, and a few scopes of pistachio and some other flavor I don't remember but with I enjoyed. I couldn't understand the menu and prices but with the help of the employee everything went smoothly. Looking at their brochure right now, thankfully there's pictures with there names. I want the Chamango, Ensalanda De Fruitas, Churros Cocos, or I dunno I just want one of everything next. There are a few seats, miscellaneous items for sale inside, and it wasn't busy during lunch, typical small business. But when it's 100 degrees outside I had to take a seat and enjoy every little bite before walking back to the car. I'll be back for sure. Very inexpensive. My waffle bowl and 2 scopes were only a couple dollars. They had problems with their credit card machine so bring cash just incase. There are located in a plaza on the southeast corner of Tropicana and Eastern. The same place as Dispensary Lounge, 99 Cent, and Marketon.