Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: All the dishes tasted the same.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This was seriously one of the best meals I've had in a very long time. I had the spicy ground pork dish - it was almost a religious experience. I'll definitely be back. As soon as I can!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Came here with the family last night. Service was mediocre. We asked for some pepper and the girl looked so confused. We ordered five dishes and they all were either too salty or had no taste. The only dish done well was the the garlic veggie dish which is a standard at any Chinese restaurant. All around disapponting.