Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Holy Cheesus! If you want to leave somewhere having gained 8 pounds and feeling totally greasy and bloated, this is your place. Took the fam here on Sunday afternoon to grab some appetizers and drinks. Let me start by saying that none of the issues I have surrounding my visit have anything to do with the staff. Our waitress was a sweeheart and the other waitresses were also attentive to us, even though they weren't our main waitress. Our drinks were kept full at all times, and we were asked if we wanted refills on alcohol before the first drink ran out completely. So, if I could give stars for the staff only, it would be a 5. However, the staff being so great is completely outdone by the craptasticness of the food. We got a 1/2 order of the Italian Nachos (gag!) and the Little Willies (Philly cheesesteak eggrolls). Now, normally, I like nachos and I like Italian food, so these sounded great. But, when they arrived at the table, they had what appeared to be about 2 pounds of cheese and grease smothering them. The chips were soggy, the marinara sauce was a greasy disaster, and the sausage was downright disgusting. Also, cheese is great on Nachos, but less than 1/2 the amount would have been perfect. I honestly have never seen so much cheese in my life. The Little Willies were also a greasy cheesy nightmare. The cheese sause for dipping was literally a bowl of Cheese Whiz, and the eggrolls themselves were stuffed with cheese. If you're going to provide cheese for dipping sauce, it would be soooo much better to not stuff the rolls themselves with cheese too. We didn't finish any of the food, and ordered a lot less alcohol than normal because we were so stuffed with greasy fatty cheese. We most likely won't be back, which is a shame, because our waitress really was fantastic. Unfortunately, I would not recommend this place at all.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I don't understand how this place only has 3 stars. I went for the first time last night and it was delicious. Plus the atmosphere is very cool and trendy. The specialty rolls are really unique and tasty. The only thing I could complain about is that some rolls only have 4 pieces. I'll definitely go back here again. Get the Viva Las Vegas Roll. It's amazing!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
After a very stressful day I went to the barber for a relaxing shave. I love the hot towels, the pre-shave oil and the hot lather. The short, definite, confident strokes of a barbers straight blade moving across my face is great. I find it all very relaxing. But, I found nothing relaxing about this barber shop. When I walked in, the music was very loud latin music. It reminded me of music you hear at a night club. The towels felt more warm than hot. When I mentioned the towels weren't hot, she argued they were hot!! I'm not sure, but I think the towel might have been hot. I think she pulled it out of the hot box and ran it under hot water. The hot water isn't nearly as hot as the towel when it comes out of the hot box, so it actually would cool the towel. Not positive if that is what happened, but the towel should have been much hotter and the barber should not have argued with me. The barber was a very young woman. She took no care in applying the pre-shave oil. She did not slap it on, but I doubt I would have noticed too much of a difference if she had slapped it on. There was a quickness that felt rushed. Now the worst part....the blade across my face HURT!!!!! It hurt a LOT!!!! I made her stop. I just couldn't take it. I left with only a 1/4 of my face shaved. There was nothing relaxing about this shop, barber or shave. I normally go to the Arrowhead area to V's Barbershop. I will stay with V's!!!