Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I love Chipotle. I always order the same thing (carnitas burrito, extra rice, corn salsa, sour cream, etc) and I always expect the quality to be the same wherever I go. So, I find myself strapped for cash my last day in Vegas after taking some big losses at the blackjack tables, and lo and behold, the neon flashing sign catches my eye so I dash right in! Wow, this place was HOT. No AC on whatsoever, and it did not make for a pleasant dining experience in 105 degree heat. Let me say that eating a burrito with hot salsa is probably not the best thing to eat in these conditions, and that was one of the reasons I did not enjoy my burrito. The tortilla fell apart right in my hands, causing me to dump out my contents and making my own burrito bowl. The rice was also mushy, and the meat was tasteless. This is probably the worst Chipotle I've ever been to. If I find myself starving on the Strip again, I will probably not come here.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: St Patrick's day and there were 8 people at the bar with 4 bartenders. Still waited 10 minutes for someone to serve me. Put down your phones and earn your tip. That's all we ask.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I have been going to AWT ever since I was 18 (currently 23). My older sister actually turned me on to it- and I really think that explains the vibe there. As many reviewers have said, it's a body-positive, sex-positive, queer-friendly, feminist sex shop. It is a safe place. I have always felt comfortable there, unlike many other sex shops. The owners are also something special. I once went in to find a book about pelvic pain. Dr. Myrtle not only found me a great book, she also answered a lot of my questions, recommended me a specialist gynecologist, and validated my frustrations about not feeling heard by many doctors. A few years later (only a year ago), I survived a traumatic experience, and felt I would never want to be sexual again. In August I went back in to AWT and found a book about regaining your sexuality after trauma. The staff members could tell I was uneasy buying this book and after I was done checking out, she told me that I was going to be ok and I would get through this. It warmed my heart so much. A few days ago, I went in looking for new toys to experiment with and explained my situation to them. They were so amazing, they reminded me that feeling good like that was a great thing and reassured me that I was going to be ok. AWT is a sex shop. But it's also way more than that.