question: Luckily , I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine . But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment , starts cussing and stomps on my fingers . Well , of course I fell . I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom , which broke my fall , so I did n't die right away .
Q: Why would the crazy man stomp on my fingers instead of trying to save me from falling ?

answer: He thought I was trying to break in and rob him .

question: Finally . I ' ve found the perfect chair for my desk here at work while I toil away : a replica of Captain Kirk 's command chair . Shatner not included .
Q: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

answer: They will be comfy now .

question: I ' m a white female who just wants to get the hell out the house , grab a few drinks , laugh and joke around . Sounds simple right ? Send a pic , get dressed , and meet me out already !
Q: Why am I so eager to get out of the house ?

answer:
I 've been stuck at home with the kids .