Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This was one of those places that I wanted to like, just for the mere fact that they are sort of a cornerstone of the downtown Glendale scene. I wanted to like this place so much that I didn't write this review based on one visit, nor two, but three strikes you're out! There isn't much that Bitzee Mama's does well. In fact the only redeeming trait might be the salsa (but even that isn't enough to bring me back of my own fruition). The service is "OMG - I CAN FEEL MY HAIR GROWING" slow. The food is nothing memorable - if you even get what you order (once I ordered a cheesesteak and I just got the cheese - I kid you not, no meat). The prices are actually high for what you get - and check your bill because once I was charged $47.38 for a soda and sammie which I actually had to argue about with the manager (I was pretty sure I could take her, but dang that's just not right). Mama's may have been a staple in the past, but her age is showing and she desperately needs a calgon moment!
Q: positive

A: Delicious brunch in an adorable French Bistro!!! Lyonnaise potatoes are perfect and the Dijon Bechamel was fantastic. Left feeling very fat and happy. :)) had an opportunity to meet and converse with the owner, Lou, and his little buddy, Bert, was great company too. Highly recommend.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Monkey saw something familiar, but alas, just another mirage in the desert. Nobody comes close to Brodard's signature rolls! Monkey do: #3 2 ROLLS ea GRILLED PORK & SHRIMP PASTE - okay, but far from what you hoped it'd be. A bad copy at $10 for 4 rolls? People!!! Get a hold of yourself! AND the sauce is WRONG! Go back to Westminster and get the real thing! GAH!!! It's like living in SoCal and going to the Indian Gaming Casinos for the first time and proclaiming "It's Just Like Vegas!!!" Are Winchells donuts the same as Krispy Kreme? Are Folgers Crystals the same as Starbucks? Is Wonder bread the same as Dave's Killer Bread? No Jackhole. No! No! No! #6 FRIED EGGROLLS - good #31 CUBED FILET wokked w/onion, mushroom, scallion - it's been a long time since Monkey had this dish. Meat so tender and flavorful melted in mouth. Long time since Monkey also had so much salt. Bad for me, maybe good for you. Do come and enjoy. Monkey picky, but others may enjoy the food here. Service is very nice, helpful and prompt. 2 strong stars for great service and food is okay for most. Just not special. You 5star'ers, on the other hand... are so truly special. Honestly.
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Output: Hi LV yelpers! I moved away from Vegas 2 months ago and use to bring my yorkie here. Best in Show was in my neighborhood so it was convenient for me. Never had a problem with Ebi's grooming here. Fast and friendly service. I usually call in the morning then drop her off the same day. If you're looking for a groomer check out Best in Show :) Now to find another groomer in LA. Ebi approves BIS! - Miss Yelp 2013
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: They claim to have a superior sandwich but when you have 100 options, that's just not possible. It's exactly what you might expect from a sub chain, except it's more expensive. Lastly, I ordered bacon on my sandwich and did not get any, so that made my decision to not return pretty easy.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
Bad fried rice. Cheap prices. Descent crab puffs, eggrolls, sesame chicken, and monk vegetables (could do without the almonds)