Problem: When I am being lazy and don't really care about what I am shoving down my gullet I head down to the local super market and grab the following: Pork butt ( I then boil it in unseasoned water), canned black beans, clearance special leaf lettuce, store brand artificial cheese, roma tomatoes, and rice-a-roni spanish rice, as well as some off-brand chips.... and some tomato sauce. I get home have a few beers, cook the pork for 5 hours in boiling water, and then I throw all of the listed ingredients in a bowl and chow down.... at this point not caring about flavor, seasoning, or overall enjoyment from the meal other than to just plain eat. If you like to get this type of food fast and from a restaurant! Go to Jester's. They are really killing it. Ragu based 'hot sauce', and the food city label to match. Do yourselves a favor and start buying your pork cooked at Food City, it will be a exponential improvement. I am pretty sure that when the statistics come out concerning restaurants and their 90% failure rate..... Jester's is the type of place they are talking about. Start over. Seriously fellas...... Better get back to the drawing board.... People do not want what they can make themselves! That is the whole point of going out to eat... Set yourselves apart by doing something different and have someone to come in there to show you some good recipes. Would hate to see you fail but with this type of food, in this area, doom is in your near future if you dont get it together! Love, Concerned Local Citizen and Mexican Food Connoisseur.
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Problem: If you are looking for a taste of the rich life without actually being rich, then consider hitting Sushi Roku at The W hotel between 5pm and 6:30pm Monday through Saturday. This place is great for a date or a place to kick it with friends. You are at The W, so you have the upscale feeling of being posh, and because the prices are so good during happy hour, you can actually have the satisfaction of saying "I'll have one of everything on the menu" which is exactly what I did! Atmosphere: Sushi Roku is a quintessential modern Asian establishment. While it is chic, it is oddly authentically Asian. It feels open yet intimate at the same time. My favorites from the menu: Sushi Roku Fusion ($4 a glass, $18 a pitcher). As you walk past the bar you will notice a gigantic glass jug filled with fruit and vodka. This is the Fusion, and it is deliciously addicting, yet sneakily strong. My favorite sake, nigori sake (cold, unfiltered sake which in in my opinion has a lot more flavor and is smoother) and also hot sake for just $4. Miso Eggplant ($5). I have never EVER desired eggplant or ordered it at a restaurant, but after trying this dish, at least once a week I find myself salivating over the thought of the Miso Eggplant. This appetizer is a big reason I keep coming back. Sauteed Chinese Green Beans ($3). Crunchy and flavorful, these beans are the beans knees! I don't fancy myself a vegetarian, but I have never been so delighted eating a plate of straight veggies. Tuna Tartar ($6). If you like raw tuna and avocado, this dish will melt your taste buds. Don't let the ugly name fool you. This is a beautiful dish with a beautiful taste. Oysters ($2.5 each). These oysters have more flavor that most any other oyster I've swallowed. They have a garnish of Asian citrus flavors which subtly mask the true oceanic taste of the oyster, so if you are looking for the traditional unadulterated oysters, these may not be the ones for you. On a side note, kudos to the staff. The servers, bartenders, and managers, are extremely accommodating, helpful, and very friendly. They all genuinely wanted us to have a great experience, which we did. After your meal, take the time to meander upstairs and see the outside dining area which edges the famous W pool, the social epicenter of the who's who's and hooha's of Scottsdale.
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Problem: Food took over an hour to come out. Wasn't only our table everyone around us had the same issue. Food just takes way too long to come out not worth coming here avoid
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Problem: Fast, helpful, service from a staff that actually listened to our issue, verified the issue, then resolved the issue. Can't ask for much else (other than an Apple Store in Rockford, IL).
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