Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She stops in her tracks and grins. Someone

A: shakes someone's hair.
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Q: A man is standing outside in front of two machines placed on the concrete. He

A: kisses a little tanned man in baggy sleeve denim shorts.
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Q: A woman runs down a diving board. She

A:
dives under the track and picks up a mirror.
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