Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I finally get it.
Q: negative

A: I give them a big fat zero! They stole the I-Pod from the vehicle and then when I asked about it, they directed me to the sign which indicated they are not responsible for items left in the vehicle. Yes, we left it in the vehicle but it was in the center console along with the I-Pod Shuffle which was still there after the car wash. DON'T TAKE YOUR VEHICLE THERE AT ANY PRICE!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The best. Love the furniture and the helpful salesperson. Very knowledgable.
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Output: I am an "Achiever" since 1999. (some may get that, so may not). The bar is brown. They serve White Russians. No pancakes Apart from the menu and some eBay paraphernalia depicting Walter Sobchek and the likes I did not get that 'Dude'-vibe. At all. This is like ..uhm.. someone thought; "The bar cannot look empty...man.." I ordered a beer and sat my self down on a rickety table, waiting for my special lady to arrive. I really needed to.. uh.. go and take care of my Johnson.. and when I arrived: It was clearly that the dudes cleaning this place aren't married - it wasn't the most inviting or sweet smelling area, I mean com'on the toilet seat was up and dirty, man. The faucet was inoperable, one of the bogs was out of order wrapped in a black bin liner dripping into a cleaning bucket underneath- I guess it was the most modest one they could find.. Just for that I'd mark it zero Back at my lane ..uh.. table, which clearly had his own mind (or a serious relationship problem with the wall it was supposed to lean against) and the missus arrived and we decided that this table was a bit of a Jacky Treehorn.. he treats objects like women.. man. And moved. The tables were bare, no decorations, no err.. folders or business papers. I don't mind being tidy and minimalist - but this looked clearly that they believed in nothing (..on the tables that is) Wifi is free and the feel is relaxed, but a little too much chillin' going on.. - doesn't anybody in that bar gives a shit about the rules? A clean toilet and sturdy furniture.. I mean I could fix that table in two seconds flat. I finished my beer and we went on our way. So although they carry the name of my personal messiah (as a priest of the Church of Dudeism a can say that) they went over the line and I could cry about the missed opportunities here - strikes and gutters- and this one's 3 short of a turkey .. yup.. grown men also cry..
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output: Absolutely the worst customer service! My experience was terrible. I called in an order for Delivery. I had two separate orders because I was ordering for another co-worker as well. We wanted to split the cost of the crab puffs, which the owner said would not be a problem. They would also split the delivery charge to .50 on each bill. The food arrives and I notice both of us are over charged about $2.00 each. I mentioned to the driver and she did the math and said we were correct and that she will head back and adjust the charge and call back. She calls and then the owner gets on the phone. He is screaming that the cost of the crab puffs are $3.95 per person. Please help me understand how on earth you can charge $6.95 for an order of crab puffs and when you split them in half that equals $3.95 a person?!?! Lets do the math here... $6.95 divided by 2 = $3.48 (rounded up)!!! Typically I would not care this much over such a small amount of money, but these people are all about every cent, so I do NOT appreciate being over charged because you are not educated to do simple math. My bill should have been $14.87 including delivery fee plus tax and I was charged $17.61 My co-workers was over charged the same amount. The owner was rude, raised his voice and had no idea how to handle a situation with an unhappy customer. He needs to learn to calm down and listen to the customer because in the end he has now lost the business of everyone here at this company who was disgusted with the treatment we received. I will be sure to report this to the BBB and any other department necessary!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
If you want a traditional Steak House you found it! Old nostalgic western setting and delicious full portions you won't leave here disappointed! This place came highly recommend to me. I ordered the Smoke prime rib french dip sandwich. The best I've ever tasted! Every bite juicier than the next. With creamy horseradish sauce and wide streak fries perfectly crisp. The restaurant's history can be seen and smelled throughout. Garnished with John Wayne photos and western props makes this place a hidden gem! Will be returning soon.