You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Example: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
Example solution: 2 stars
Example explanation: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

Problem: After reading the description of this show, my friends and I were stoked to check this place out. "Classic Burlesque" is what they stated. All night until dawn was what they said..........

We show up, pay $30 a couple, and there is 1 go go dancer up on stage. One was ok, the other girl was incredibly boring. I though I was at a rave and some amature had stripped down to her underwear and starting dancing.

So after about 30 minutes of this, they announce the "world class burlesque show" will begin. The first dancer arrived on stage. She was OK, used a pole which is not classic burlesque. She performed 2 numbers. Then the band played until another dancer came out. She performed and then it was over. The whole show lasted 20 minutes and then the boring go go dancer came back out.

We honestly thought it was the worst Burlesque show we've ever seen. The club was really uncomfortable, hard to see the dancers because it was so cramped. The place does offer tables with 1 bottle starting at $280 but If I paid that, I would have left there screaming with disappointment...more than I already did.

This place is a waste of time and money. I would have rather lost $30 in slot machines than watch this "show" again. DON'T GO! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND TIME!! I wish I could give this place 0 stars. The pictures make the place look cute when in fact it pretty dingy and cramped.
Solution: 1 star