Problem: I masturbated in the half - awake zombie state and stumbled into the bathroom to clean myself up . I nearly fell asleep on the toilet with my head resting on the sink , my hand in the running water , trying to make myself pee . I 'll probably fall back asleep in the pile of books I ' m reading and wake up in search of pizza . There is n't much to eat in my house at all right now , unless you like uncooked rice and condiments .

What may be the reason for this post ?

A: To describe my day

Problem: We happened to be in the car at the time and I looked over to find Loren crying and shaking with fury . He did n't understand why my brother always gets wasted on his birthday and calls or corners him . Last year my brother did the same thing , only he happened to be at the Manor at the time .

Why is Loren unhappy about celebrating their birthday ?

A: Loren has traumatic memories associated with his birthday .

Problem: I went to the room for about an hour while Ricardo and Steve - oh and Ruben jammed . We got pretty baked and I can dig their stuff . Went over to Chase and Chelsie 's , smoked , watched Chase play Too Human for TOO long , Dustin came over , we played GH3 ... then I went home around 2 am or so . Woke up , ran around for a while . Bought some random things I needed [ yogurt , a picture frame , makeup remover , etc . ]

Why do I dig their stuff ?

A:
It got as pretty baked .