Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The original El Molino was established like 80 years ago in downtown Phoenix near 22nd St. & Jefferson. Grandson Richard Carbajal, Jr. carries on the family recipes and tradition: authentic food at very reasonable prices. The machaca is always great and I've asked them to ship their award-winning tamales to friends in the far reaches of the known universe. Their standard hot sauce is of the thin persuasion but very satisfying and their salsa fresca will clear out your sinuses in a hurry! Grab a couple dozen tamales on your way to that holiday pot luck, and you'll be the center of attention! Heck, Richard will cater the whole event at a price you can brag about.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: had the best pizza last night. I got two of the biggest slices of cheese pizza. Bigger than my face! Thin crust good sauce and great gooey cheese. Seriously, the size of the slice freaked me out. One was more than enough. Service was quick and everything tasted fresh. I will definitely hit this place up more often.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Wow. I'm not sure who's running this place but PLEASE GET NEW MANAGEMENT. My daughter and I go for donuts once a week like clockwork (sometimes more often but we have a designated day and go before school starts). In the past SEVEN visits, our order has been wrong FIVE times. And there is yet to be an "oh, my apologies"...nothing. If anything, it was a bother to have to correct the order. And for the love of God, don't ask anyone to count proper change or correct an error pertaining to what you've been charged. It won't happen. It took three of these bumbling idiots fumbling around with the cash register because they were unable to do simple math. And I you go through the drive thru, expect your donuts to be thrown into a bag with half of the icing stuck to the inside of the bag and the other smashed or flattened because they should've been in a box to begin with. I'll make the drive to the Dunkin located inside of Cobblestone. The staff there is fantastic! Take note Dunkin on Riggs!