Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Then he shuffles sleepily to the door. As someone
Example Output: rushes inside someone closes the door and forces it away.

Example Input: An old black and white video is shown. Several track athletes
Example Output: are seen standing on sides kicking the puck in a circle with a player playing hockey.

Example Input: Someone smiles awkwardly at the sulky young woman. Someone
Example Output:
nods sadly, then carries his two friend up to someone.