Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We went to here for the first time with another couple who had dined at the other location. I was excited as I love Mediterranean food. The atmosphere is great, the menu fantastic, but that's it. Our server took almost 20 minutes to get our friends' and my husband's cocktails. Mine took another 15 minutes on top of that, and by then, we were almost done with our appetizer (we had the four Mediterranean spreads and they were very good). Our food came out and while the orzo was delicious, after a couple bites, I bit down to find a hard, sharp piece of plastic in my food. We alerted our server (who didn't seem too concerned) and who started to tell me it was probably a piece of plastic wrap from the lamb, until I showed him it was actually hard plastic with a pointy, sharp edge. He asked me if I wanted it re-done, which I did and the manager came over. He apologized and brought me a glass of wine on the house. My re-done meal came out and while the orzo was fantastic, I was disappointed in my lamb shank. It was very fatty and didn't have a ton of flavor. I tried my husband's moussaka, which was great, and my friend's lamb chops were like my lamb, not a strong flavor and kind of bland. Our arugula salad was good, as was the side order of Greek white beans. Come to end of the meal and my friends were charged for an extra cocktail and they didn't take my meal off the bill like the manager had suggested they would. I was very disappointed and we will NOT be returning
Q: positive

A: Is this the best Italian Deli / Bakery that I've ever been to? No. Is this the best one in the Valley area? Absofrigginlutely!!! This is the ONLY place that I know of in this metro area that you can select from eight varieties/brands of San Marzano Tomatoes. If you have to ask why that is significant enough to merit 5 stars... then I can only imagine that you haven't spent decades attempting to perfect your Pomodoro or Pizza Sauce. Combine this with the fact that they almost always have Rainbow cookies available and some of the best fresh Italian breads, and you have achieved two-thirds of an almost idyllic Italian meal. Before you leave the store, make sure you take a leisurely stroll along the back wall. This is what I like to consider a little piece of heaven on earth. Every imaginable cheese / meat you've ever heard uttered by the Mario's, Lydia's, and Giada's of this world can be found in the case that runs the entire length of the store. Want to create an out of this world antipasto selection for your next get together? Seriously if you can't find it in that case, you are trying to live up to Captain Jack Harkness standards, and although I adore him... he is a work of fiction! And I have to agree with Nathan; they make one hell of a sandwich, but I've never sampled any of their other eat in/take out items, so my input is limited on that side of the house. This is not a "pretty" place. It's not trendy or new and it is located in yet another strip mall. But it is a fully functional, family run, local business that is operated by two of the nicest guys you would ever want to meet. As far as quality and friendliness goes, this place rocks! I discovered Romanelli's about 25 years ago (remember... it's not polite to ask a girl's age) and let's just say, they had me at ciao. : )
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Gross! The food was like bad school cafeteria food. Have american grille come in and make the food!
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Output: The owner/manager of the suites was the rudest most unprofessional person I have ever met. When talking with her she was dressed like a bum with half of her eye lashes hanging off. I would never recommend anyone to visit the Park West location ever.
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output: I am a designer and my husband is a remodeling contractor. We purchase or spec a LOT of tile. From our experience, The Tile Shop is well managed, responsive, well priced, and reliable. What I like about the showroom is that they have a small quantity of the actual tiles on the shelves below their boards, which you can purchase by the tile to take with you when shopping around, or even come in and grab a few extra pieces if you run a few short when installing your order. The reps are knowledgeable and helpful, and the showroom is large enough for them to show you actual sample installations of a lot of their product. Orders have come in on time, and when there was an issue with damaged tiles or when we've had to return overages they have been very easy to work with.
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A group of us stayed at Excalibur for a few days during New Year's and the rates we got were awesome, we booked our rooms at $51/night and when we got there, we upgraded to one of the newly modelled Widescreen Rooms which was only another $20/ night... The reason I wanted to stay at Excalibur was because of its location and for the price we were staying there for, who could pass it up? Before this visit to Vegas, we would find ourselves travelling to the side of the strip where Excalibur was. So, we would always be walking or spending money on monorail tickets when we should have just booked a room here in the first place. I didn't really enjoy their variety of slots though, so I'd usually walk to Luxor to gamble... Their food court isn't too shabby, but you can always count on their buffet, Roundtable Buffet to get your fill. We tried The Steakhouse and the food was great, but the atmosphere was a bit weird... it was your typical dimly lit steakhouse, but the music playing did not fit, it was like 80s new wave or something like that... The room upgrade was alright, it was a standard hotel room, on the 26th floor with a view of the colorful "castle". The only big difference was probably the colors of the room and the flat screen tv. The only thing we did with the tv was express check out... so it was pretty pointless. At some point, the tv didn't work, but we assumed it was the power strip it was plugged into.. One call to the front desk and when we got back to our room, it was fixed. Being that it was New Year's and we were in Vegas, we brought HELLA acohol with us so we needed ice to keep it cold, but the room didn't have a fridge or anything. So of course, we went straight to the ice machine. I don't know how ice machines work, but the one on our floor was malfunctioning and wasn't make enough ice. For example, I wanted to fill the bucket for my room, and it took forever to do... and there was guest behind me waiting for the machine as well. I don't think there was even any ice in the machine after I walked away. A friend of mine used his head and went up to the 28th floor where it seemed that there was no one occupying that floor. whenever we needed ice, we actually had to keep going up and down the elevator. I wouldn't mind staying here again if the price was right.