Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The downtown location food is hit or miss. I don't know if it depends on who is cooking or what is happening. When you go on a 'good" night the food is excelent otherwise it's just ok. This location does consistenly have poor service though especially on the patio.
Q: negative

A: So I was part of a bachelorette party in early April, in which the bride wanted to go to Firehouse Lounge. Our party bus dropped us off in front and drove away- then we realized that Firehouse was closed for a private event until later that evening....so while someone called the driver to come back, the majority of our party went into Embury to get a drink in the meantime. Now I understand what the vibe is here, and I understand that the drinks are often complex and somewhat time consuming to mix. I also get it that we were "That Bachelorette Party" of 20 chicks, including my friend's older, rowdy, Yinzer Aunts. However, the guy bartending was so incredibly rude, it was unreal. I've been in the service industry for over 12 years and I've never seen anything to this caliber. His tone was condescending, the smirk on his face was ridiculous, and he basically told us that since the drinks are specialty cocktails it would take an exorbitant amount of time so we should just leave. Feeling like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, we did. He had the capability to make that situation work in his favor- so think of a quick shot, or an easy drink, or even suggest the MILLER LITE that I see is listed on their menu. (oh the irony) He could have easily made a quick $50 on us during the 20 minutes it took the driver to return. Not cool, dude.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I walked in, and I was the only white guy there. That, considering the type of food I was about to eat, was a good sign for me. The owner served us, and he was extremely kind. Explained everything on the menu in detail for my cracker self, and brought everything out in a timely manner. Even my rude Jewish uncle was impressed, although I begged him not to mention his Jewish affiliations while we were in the restaurant...he did. I forgot what I got, but I remember wishing I got the lamb that my friends got. It was exceptional. Start off with the hummus and other dips with pita. I could have literally just ate that and been totally content. But I'm also a dip.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Really wouldn't recommend this place. The food was mediocre and completely not worth the price. The setting is kind of cute. If you're outside you can enjoy a nice view of the Grand Canal. It would be a lovely little place for a romantic meal if it weren't for the fact that the tables (at least the ones outside) are all crammed together. The service was also incredibly slow and not the best. No one was particularly friendly. It just could have been better, hence the "Meh. I've experienced better" rating.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Ordered takeout from this location last night. I got the Mongolian Beef and my fiance ordered the Pad Thai. Mine was the same as always, nothing spectacular but there was a huge piece of PLASTIC in my fiance's Pad Thai! He brought it back for a refund/new order and said that the staff was rude and the kitchen manager just muttered something in Spanish and went back into the kitchen. They refunded us for our meal but we will not be back. Horrible customer service, sub-par food.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Lots of options at good prices. More creative menu offerings then, let's say, Denny's. I also love the Wednesday free pie promotion. I've had the Fresh Fruit & Chicken Salad and the Southwest Salad. The salads were large and filling and the ingredients were fresh. I've also had the tomato basil soup and it was all right but a little on the oily side. Service is friendly and welcoming.