Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .

Question with options to choose from: Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Choose from: (1). The narrator was attacked by a dog .; (2). The narrator was attacked by a robber .; (3). The narrator was attacked by kids .; (4). None of the above choices .;
(3).