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An example of an positive review: Je suis allee hier a Bouffons Montreal et j'ai pris la super option saucisses cheddar-bacon avec rosti de pomme de terre et creme sure a l'oignon. Apres une bouchee, le genie de Nomade so6 m'a frappe. Leurs saucisses sont DELICIEUSES. HA. Et la creme sure... J'AI BESOIN DE LA RECETTE. C'etait un party en bouche, un festin assure, un equilibre des saveurs et textures. Je suis persuadee d'y retourner! Nomade so6 ont maintenant une place speciale dans mon coeur. Et pour 8$, on obtient tout de meme 2 saucisses ce qui est amplement suffisant pour une fringale le midi!

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An example of an negative review: Wow I regret the day I ever decided to go to jade palace one of the worst dinners I have ever had to start the service was terrible we sat there for 20 minutes and no water yet I could have got up myself and got it and they would have neverr noticed. We got our appitizers the New York egg rolls, New York should file a lawsuit against them for using thier name on this dish it was greasy and tasteless. Then we got our entree of hot Szechwan pork which was not only not spicy but amazingly bland, all flavor was gone I didn't think that was possible. And we also had a couple shrimp dishes and besides also being bland almost all the food was overcooked all in all a very disappointing night, only one positive is that I will never have to eat their food again.

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An example of an positive review: The atmosphere is unique with low ceilings and Christmas lights strung everywhere -- good if you're not claustrophobic. It can get pretty loud, but the drinks were good and the pizza, along w/ paisans, is my favorite in madison. The antipasta platter was great, although it did have a cold fettucini salad on it. I'm not an expert, but I thought an antipasta should be, well absent of pasta. It gets crowded fast, parking can be hard to find, and they don't take reservations. I've wanted to go back again and as soon as I'm able to get a table I will.

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An example of an negative review: I've been going to this cleaners since I moved to the area about six months ago. Their service is fast, but maybe too fast, as at least twice a month I get shirts back with my collar buttons ripped out of the shirt, leaving a sizable hole that makes it difficult to replace the button in the same spot. Never mind the downtime of getting the shirt repaired. Which by the way was never done when they said it would be. Annoying, but not a deal breaker as long as they fix it. What was more annoying was that the woman that typically receives my garments when I drop them off does not pay attention to a word you tell her about what is to be laundered and what is dry cleaned. I guess this ability to be obviously obtuse and disregarding comes in handy when your clothes are damaged and she does not want to accept any responsibility. She always made it seem like she was doing me some favor in repairing them and glossed over the fact that is was them that caused the damage. Even charged me to clean the shirt again even though it had obviously not been worn. Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago. As usual, not paying attention when I asked for a brand new Tommy Bahama silk shirt to be dry cleaned, the lady seemed to put it in with the laundered items. Sure enough, when I picked it up, it fit my size zero wife better than it did me. I brought it back and they insisted that some garments do shrink even when dry cleaned. I own several other TB silk shirts and this shrinking has never been an issue. Unless of course they somehow got mixed in with my laundry and went through a wash and dry cycle. The woman's solution was to stretch the shirt. When I got the shirt back, again not when they promised it, there was no change in the size, just now that all the seams were obviously out of whack and the shirt was completely ruined. When I returned to the store I spoke with the man and as he examined the shirt said "it does not stretch, so it could not have shrunk." Interesting, since that was their solution when I first pointed out the shrinkage. To "stretch" it, which never sounds like a good idea with an expensive garment. This was after his wife walked away in mid conversation and started helping a another customer. Again completely disregarding my hard to break arguments about what happened to the shirt. To shorten a long tale of woe, I came to no resolution with them. They had offered to give me a credit for my next visit, but that wasn't acceptable since they would still admit no fault and I wasn't about to bring any clothes back there anyway. I guess I will call it a $100 lesson and move on. Hopefully my review will save someone else the headache.