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Q: ' the skulls ' is a laughably bad thriller , a teen - orientated doppelganger of ' the firm '
so blazingly ridiculous that it caused me to drift into a hypnotic stupor .
certain moments are so preposterous that i nearly herniated myself in an attempt to stifle laughter .
i chuckled incessantly , all the way home .
let me share .
the skulls is a secret society conceived inside the walls of yale ( designed , i 'm sure , to mirror the actual skull & bones from the same college ) .
luke mcnamara ( joshua jackson ) , a townie and local varsity rowing championship victor for the third consecutive year , highlights the latest skull scouting report .
despite some anxiety and caution from others , luke accepts entry into the organization .
soon after , he finds himself surrounded by beautiful women , driving a new car and marveling at the $ 20 , 000 that somehow surfaced in his bank account .
yeah ,
dude , pretty good deal eh ?
but luke soon learns that the membership is somewhat suffocating
; when circumstances become extreme , there is no way he can leave the society - except maybe as a drooling vegetable .
the premise , although lacking in originality
, certainly offers its share of potential intrigue and suspense .
unfortunately , ' the skulls ' is neither intriguing , nor suspenseful , nor anything else you would associate with fresh or exciting .
it 's just another abysmal teen prototype that has the soundtrack , the stars . . .
.
but not the script .
' the skulls ' is so bad
it attains a certain level of entertainment value , with the screenplay , by jon pogue , immediately becoming the basis for a slew of unintentional howlers .
first off , upon their initiation into the skulls , each new member has to have a skull branded onto their arm .
afterward they are supplied with a wristwatch that conveniently covers up the scar .
will they never take this watch off ?
and what if they forget it by their bedside ?
perhaps their ?
secret ' society was being a little too conspicuous when they decided to brand new members like cattle on an area of the body that is easily exposed .
on top of this , they are each given a rulebook and a key to headquarters .
gee , why not member t - shirts ?
but my favorite bit is this : the voting committee for the skulls does not bother with individual ?
agree ' or ?
disagree ' notions when making collective decisions .
they are given official skull paddles .
when flipped to one side , they indicate the member agrees with the proposal .
facing the opposite way means a disagreement .
would n't they merely express themselves verbally ?
hell no .
they have to retrieve the paddles for a proper vote , and maybe afterward they can play ping - pong .
i 'm still chuckling about these ludicrous details , but the humiliating dialogue is enough to send one into arrest .
the cast , meanwhile , combines a pinch of veteran talent with a dash of the ' dawson 's creek ' crowd , and fuses the two together , ensuring that the embarrassment will be a mutually shared union throughout .
but not entirely .
accomplished actors like craig t .
nelson ( as skulls chairman judge litten mandrake ) and william peterson ( as fellow board member senator levritt ) are dealt pathetic villain caricatures , and look suitably embarrassed handling them .
and then there 's christopher mcdonald , who has the capacity to be a fun , exciting actor .
mcdonald 's charisma is totally diminished here as he sleepwalks through another perfunctory bad guy role ( yes , pogue makes it a hat - trick ) .
i pray it was a ' snatch - the - paycheck - and - run ' exercise for all these actors .
the young troupe of performers involved fair moderately better .
let 's cut the talented canadian lad joshua jackson some slack for maintaining believability within the confines of his character .
paul walker , the strapping quarterback from ' varsity blues ' , is bland but passable as caleb mandrake - the judge 's son .
walker preserves a straight face , even when dealt the silliest dialogue in the movie ( ' dad , i just killed a guy in the ritual room ! ' ) .
some actual spark is generated by leslie bibb , who plays luke 's longtime chum chloe , and manages to successfully pull off some convincing dramatics .
it really boils down to the actors attempting to puncture the surrounding plastic bubble of absurdity that cages them from minute one .
or maybe not minute one , thanks to a decent set - up from director rob cohen , who films early sequences with a sense of atmosphere and style .
it makes you wonder why he did n't flee indefinitely from the project , because while enjoyable cheese like ' dragonheart ' and the moderate stallone thriller ' daylight ' are n't superior cinema , they belong on the afi top 100 list when compared to this degrading trash .
aside from unintentionally humoring the audience , ' the skulls ' gets little accomplished .
the thrills and action are lazy and mechanical .
the story is stuffed with ridiculous , formulaic plotting that sheepishly overlooks the cool potential of a secret underground society flick .
instead of gaining knowledge about the skulls as an organization , we are thrust into a lame video surveillance conspiracy that has developed barnacles from excessive usage .
we 've seen it all before , and better .
' the skulls ' is a feeble little circus of stupidity , so miscalculated that -- while it would serve as a clever pun -- a term like ?
boneheaded ' seems just too generous .
A:
N