Lift it up when nobody is watching, and you have your answers. Even if you are "caught", no teacher, especially a male one, is going to ask you to show your answers.
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One-sentence summary -- Write the answers on a piece of paper or cloth and pin them to the inside of your skirt.

Q: PHP is a scripting language that you can use to build interactive scripts. These scripts are executed on the web server and then the results are returned to the viewer via HTML. PHP allows for very interactive and user-focused websites. MySQL is an open-source database language. It allows you to create, edit, and access multiple databases on your server. The combination of these two is essential for online stores, forums, games, and more. PHP can collect form information from the user, create and edit files on the server, send and receive cookies, restrict access, encrypt data, and much more. In order to use PHP and MySQL, you will need access to a web server. If you don't have access to a web server, you will need to install one on your own computer. This guide will show you how to find a cheap, reliable web host. This article will show you how to create your own web server. There are a variety of ways that you can learn the ins and outs of PHP and MySQL coding. There are online resources, online courses, books, and classroom courses. All of these can help you learn PHP and MySQL. The most popular online resource is w3schools.com. This is the premiere web development instruction website, and quickly covers the basics along with interactive tutorials. There are a variety of books available as well. Some of the most popular books include "Learning PHP, MySQL, JavaScript, & CSS" by Robert Nixon and "PHP and MySQL Web Development" by Luke Welling. Check the course listings for your local community college. There may also be programming schools in your area, or classes led in community centers. Hands-on classes led by professionals can be great for getting questions answered and seeing the code in action. To begin creating PHP scripts and MySQL databases, you will need to download a few basic tools. While PHP can be edited in any text editor, you will find that using a dedicated coding editor will make your life a lot easier. Popular free editors include Notepad++, Komodo Edit, NetBeans, and Eclipse. Popular paid programs include PhpStorm, Adobe Dreamweaver, and PHP Designer. In order to use MySQL, you will need to have it installed on your web server.
A: Understand what PHP and MySQL are. Rent or create a web server. Find some resources. Download the necessary tools.

Article: Do not put a lot of lights in your haunted house, or people will be too relaxed. They will also be able to tell where your spooky friends are hiding. If it's dark, they will be tense and have a better time. Just make sure your guests have enough light to get through the house safely. Here are some ways to use the lighting to create a haunted effect: Consider putting your guests in a very dark room and giving them flashlights to try to find the way out. Replace your lamps with dim, green bulbs around the house. Drape traditional lamps with cobwebs and tape rubber bats to the insides. Light a spotlight under a spider web or fake creepy insect to create a spooky shadow. Try mirrors, black lights, and smoke to confuse the visitors. The special effects will make your visitors feel more shocked and spooked at every turn. Fog machines and strobe lights are also classics when it comes to haunted house special effects. You can find fog machines for around $30 at a party or Halloween store. Put strobe lights in a room to create a dramatic effect. The sounds in the haunted house will scare your visitors and keep them on their toes. The trick to having spooky noises is to time them perfectly and not use them too often, or your guests won't be surprised. Here are some tricks to creating some scary sounds: Have a recording of a different spooky sound in every room. One room can have the sound of a chainsaw, while another can have the sound of a woman screaming. Your volunteers can scamper from one side of an empty room to another to create a scary sound. Put on a soundtrack made up of soft, creepy music. Use silence to your advantage. Pick some key moments to keep the house silent so your guests will be even more startled by the next sound. A maze is a great way to guide your guests through your haunted house, whether it is located in a house, apartment, or even a garage. You could stack boxes and cover them with a black cloth so they look like walls. Plan your maze out with a sketch first and then start building it at least a week before the haunted house. Decorate your maze with scary props, lights, and characters. Make sure the way out of the maze is clear to guests. If you are going for a fun, child-friendly theme, avoid gore and try to keep the decorations fun or only mildly scary. For example, use bats, friendly looking ghosts, or cartoonish looking monsters. Use decorations such as fake blood, skulls, hazmat suits, heads in a jar, or gory "bodies" if you want a more adult, scary theme.
Question: What is a summary of what this article is about?
Create an eerie effect through lighting. Use special effects like strobe lights and a fog machine. Create spooky noises. Create a maze for your guests. Decorate based on your chosen tone and theme.