Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Horrible food & service!!!! Been dying to go to Rao's for ever and it was a big disappointment ! Food sucked and so did service. Waiter totally ignored us we haf to tell the busboy twice to call him just to place an order!!! Would give it zero!!! Stars
Q: negative

A: I went here back in August over the summer and it was so so. I went with a male friend that's a local but never had been, so we go to check it out. $30 cover, not to happy about that but whatever, so we get in. Because of my club hopping and drinking prior to come here I had to use the restroom, I hate using public restrooms or any that isn't my own toilet for that matter, so I go looking for the restroom to find its in the strippers dressing room. I see all these naked girls changing, primping or whatever. The smell in this dressing room almost knocked me out. I'm a female, so I know how we should and should not smell, I'll leave it at that. I think they needed to bomb it with some FDS STAT!!! I hopped out of there fast quick and in a hurry. I come back to sit finding my boy watching this stripper dance for him, and he has this perplexed look on his face. I ask " whats the matter with you?" He says " Her ass looks like she got hemorrhoids", says " come here and look" LOL . I replied "Hell No". I laughed so hard. There was another dancer there who had guy friends act like they were random customers and making it rain all over her. My boy noticed it. I laughed at that too. There was one girl that seem to be capable of doing the job. She was active, she actually could work the pole, and do some tricks too. So all in all I can't be to mad about it. It was whatever, but funny as hell in the same token.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The food here is wildly hit or miss, but if you're flexible and pay attention, a terrific seafood meal can be constructed at an obscenely low price. I had 20 big New Zealand mussels, a raw oyster, 8-10 sushi pieces, dim sum, soup, steamed broccoli, a couple cooked chicken dishes, something called snowfish, Italy shrimp, crunchy green beans and Sprite - for $9. Previous reviewer's caveat about raw food at discount buffets is well heeded, but on my visit, the shellfish generally outshone steamtable entrees. Cold mussels (steamed) were delicious with just a spritz of lemon - at a fraction of the cost in most restaurants. The mammoth oyster had a wonderful, fresh ocean smell, just like it's supposed to, and Alaskan crablegs disappeared faster than you can say "Deadliest Catch" or "Discovery Channel." The sushi was freshly made but low grade (ie no really nice tuna ) and uninteresting. A fried chicken dish was just terrible ( tough, chewy) and green beans were cold (malfunctioning burner?) So, scout around a bit, with an eye towards which pans are being replenished and which ones sit and sit. There's probably good reason. My son and I really enjoyed our early dinner "adventure", along with several football players carbo loading, but this place isnt for everyone. It's quite filthy and I wouldn't hang around the parking lot after dark. Ambiance is westside All You Can Eat, and that eerie vibe from when this was Imperial Garden is completely in tact - like it's run by Chinese mafia kickboxers from Torrance or something. But that's half the fun, right?
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Approaching ZB for a sunny February lunch I was struck by the crowd at the tables outside seemingly trying their upmost to convince themselves they were in St Tropez and not the Keirland Commons shopping mall. It was such a motley crue of Burberry wearing Benz drivers that it was quite an effort not to burst out laughing. Needless to say I asked for a table inside! Greeted by a surly host we were shown to a table for two which in classic Bistro style was on the small side but it wasn't a busy Thursday so we had plenty of space. ZB has done a good job with the recreation of French bistro decor but you had the feeling it was more American French than French French. As if they had been to Bourdain's Les Halles in New York and tried their best to recreate the look and feel of his authentic bistro. I ordered Moules Marieniere with stringier then usual shoestring fries (frankly they were so thin they were worthless). The mussels were tasty and the buttery white wine sauce has a nice kick to it and stood up well to bread dipping at the end of the meal. The mussels themselves were a little rubbery but if you order seafood in the desert I always think you have to be forgiving. My fellow diner ordered a burger and the small taste I had was a delight, one of the best tasting burgers in some time and a nice lunch size, not huge so you wouldn't be weighed down for the rest of the day. This was my second visit to ZB. Last time I ordered a really unimpressive Duck Confit sandwich and so I was hoping it would be a better experience all round this time, sadly not ... should a burger be the thing that impresses you most at a French bistro? This joint is a classic example of having the look but not delivering the product. French bistro food should be fresh and simple but my second time here delivered just an 'OK' dining experience. Small things like the waitress pronouncing the 's' on Moules and the wine menu offering George DuBoeuf 'Morgan' when the wine is actually a 'Morgon'. If you are going to attempt French authenticity you should make sure the details are correct. The final reason I won't be back was when I turned round and saw the same surly hostess taking her shoe off and rubbing her foot before putting it back on and handling menus. Non merci.
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What happened Mimi's? Was it the economy? Did you just get really bad really fast and I didn't even notice it? Mimi's was introduced to me when I lived in Reno, NV during my college years. I tended to like the restaurant, although a bit pricey for a college student, I still indulged every once and awhile. Even though it was chain - it was quaint. But this Mimi's.... yikes, not even close to what I remember Mimi's to be. First off the place is so ridiculously loud it reminds me of being in my middle school cafeteria. Not even high school - MIDDLE SCHOOL. Loud, obnoxious, you have to yell across the table at your fellow diners. I could barely hear what my boyfriend was saying half the time we were eating. Next - food! Honestly I'd like to give the food 1 star, especially their selections. $1.99 to add on soup or salad? SHEESH. Come on Mimi's... is your soup and salad made from gold? I don't think so. I had the $10.99 lunch time special, basically I thought it was the only thing on the menu that was worth the price. It came with your choice of an entree and a soup or salad. I picked the French Onion Soup and the Brie Burger. I should have known better than ordering the Brie Burger. Brie is a delicious cheese, but done poorly it is tasteless and this was definitely tasteless. This burger was a catastrophe. TINY piece of brie, seriously, you can't even give me a big hunk of brie? You have to have a bunch of it to get the taste! Also, the burger was supposed to have dijon on it, which I thought would be an amazing addition. NOPE. They gave me half a shmear of Dijon. I could barely taste it! This burger should be ashamed of itself. And about the soup.... how dare you screw up French Onion soup Mimi's. This is the one place where Americans might extend their culinary desires and order some delicious "French" food. But no. You can't even do that right. A sad little crouton, barely any onions, and although the cheese was melted nicely on top there was NONE IN THE SOUP! Who does that? ARGH! Lastly, the Mimi's in Reno (at least when I was there) were not stingy with the complimentary bread. Our waitress brought us THREE pieces of bread. There are two of us. WHY would you bring two people THREE pieces of bread? You can't even bring two of each? Two of the rolls and two of the brown bread? COME ON!! Mimi's management must be cracking down on their servers here and the economy must be cracking down on Mimi's. From the experiences I used to have, compared to what it is now is just sad, sad, sad.