Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This post office was good - back in the day! Now, the clerks are all shorthanded, and worse, some just don't care as much as they used to. Stay away from a mail clerk named "Verna" !! Rude, brash, and hates her J-O-B.... Folks these days should be happy they have a job! Hope the new station manager Terry can turn things around, Misty couldn't - This used to be a great PO.... now it's the pits!
Q: positive

A: HopShock IPA is truly an outstanding beer. That alone is worth the trip.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Pretty Fly for a White Guy I've poked around Yelp and other ratings websites, and every now and then I see a review that decries that the restaurant that they are covering has the "best" dim-sum. Of course not everyone agrees as to where the best dim sum is, but they probably agree to what it is. If you are familiar with dim sum, you may want to read their reviews instead. If, like me, you had to go to wikipedia to figure out what dim sum is, then this is the review for you. First - Dim Sum isn't on the menu. In fact, there is no menu. You are seated and given a blank card, with seperate price points. I have eaten at a conveyor-belt-sushi place before, so I recognised this as meaning some dishes cost more than others. Since the highest price point was about $4 I felt pretty safe. Almost immediately, a server rolls up a cart of food. Most of it is covered. With a bizzare amount of excitement they remove a lid and say something. I presume they described the dish, but 1) English is a second language at Changs 2) I'm not good at decyphering accents 3) It is very noisy in here 4) I wouldn't know the difference between fan gwo and yung bau They keep uncovering dishes, like they are working on commission or something. You know those movies where you see the busy marketplace in China or Persia and everyone is trying to push their wares? That's what the servers are like. It's not high pressure though. Say no and they shove onto the next table to try to make a sale. I say yes to a couple of items. Chicken feet look like chicken feet, so I stayed clear of them. What I got was a total mystery though. One was like a wonton soup, without the soup. The other was like slices of sausage on a bed of carrots and cabbage. I wish I had taken photos so someone could help me figure out what I ate. It was pretty good though. The server stamps my card with a little stamp. Joy! I hit two of the lower price items. Looking around, I see that in this packed restaurant, we are the only table without someone of Asian heritage sitting at it. I wondered if it would be innapropriate to "borrow" someone else's Chinaman for lunch. Most of the tables had more than their fair share. Then I have a plan. Just watch what other people are getting, then when something that looks the same comes my way, I'll get that. My new plan gets me a tasty gooey rice wrapped in a big leaf. This is very good. Our card gets stamped with a different color stamp (maybe they do work for commision) and we hit the $4 item. We are getting full, and I see someone get a plate of sesame seed covered balls, and put them directly into a to-go box. I figure it must be a dessert that is so good, people get them even when they are stuffed. The cart comes by and boom - I point and they deliver. It may be uncouth, but if nobody explains proper custom, then I will make up my own. The sesame balls are tasty dough balls with a sweet purple filling. I will call them Chinese doughnuts. Not as sweet as a regular doughnut, I could sit down with a dozen of these and a cup of coffee every morning. Thanks "to-go box family" for the tip! To sum up dim sum: It was good when I was just guessing. It was better when I was spying on others. Maybe next time I will bring binoculars. I never felt out of place, even though I clearly was, so kudos to the staff there. If you are ready for an adventure, I would reccommend Changs. I'm unqualified to say it's the best, but for a good -and different- lunch for two under $22, it's worth trying.
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Output: I went to Binion's the other day to eat with my family. I had not been there in years. Like 20 years. It seemed like half of the casino was shut down. There were a bunch of cheap shirts for sale in the back lobby. It was kind of sad. It did not look like Binion's is doing well.
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output: They have their own microbrews which is pretty cool. I've only tried a couple, but I really really enjoy the harvest hefeweizen. I really only go to this place for beers and clam chowder. There's lots of other stuff on the menu, but I haven't bothered with it too much. I like the clam chowder so much I feel like I'm missing out if I try anything else. With that said, I have tried a burger and a pizza here. Both were pretty good if my memory serves me. The clam chowder in a sourdough bowl. Its good clam chowder; thick without being too thick. The best part is the bread bowl though. They butter the hell out of the "lid" and toast it. It's amazing. The bread is flakey on the outside and soft on the inside. The service is about average but they do seem to get overwhelmed during happy hour times.
Q: positive

A:
This place is a winner .. devilled egg and sweet potato Hummus appetisers are great and then we had the Chicken pot pie, shrimp and grits and the Salmon- (my son had the homemade chicken tenders). All of which were excellent. The ONLY thing? The desserts were dissapointing, small and just a little unexciting. That being said, we will definitely return and just skip dessert next time.