Write an article based on this "Know your audience. Choose great material. Decide on a target. Have a realistic but exaggerated setup. Surprise with the punchline. Make the joke your own. Know your material."
article: All aspects of the joke you tell, from the content to the length, need to be suited to your audience. What's funny to a group of 20-year-old college students may be very different from what makes your 70-year old-uncle laugh (then again, maybe not). Everyone's an individual, so there are no hard and fast rules. But, unless you personally know the members of your audience, here are some good rules of thumb to follow: elderly people won't like crude jokes; stay away from misogynist jokes if you've got an audience full of women; people of a specific ethnic or racial group won't enjoy jokes making fun of their group; and jokes requiring specialized knowledge (of, for example, science or old movies) will only be appreciated by people who possess that knowledge. The more you know about your audience the better you'll be able to tailor your jokes to them. You can find fodder lots of placesfrom your life, joke files online, by repurposing jokes you've heard in the past, and so on. You may want to start your own joke file. You can write your jokes down on index cards to keep them handy or use a document file on your computer. The latter option may allow for easier revision. Every joke has a "target," which is what the joke is about. It's important that the joke's target (the most basic element of your material) be suited to your audience. Make sure it's a target your audience will be interested in and something they're likely willing to laugh at. For example, husbands are likely to laugh at jokes about wives and vice versa; students will typically find jokes about school and teachers humorous. The opening of the jokeor setupshould have a basis in the real world so your audience can relate to it, but it should also include exaggeration because this is what gives a joke its humorous edge. Think of the setup as the foundation of a story. It's a fundamental part of the joke; if you don't lay a good foundation here, then the punchline won't make sense to the audience or they won't find it humorous. Your setup needs to be both realistic and exaggerated in order to be funnyit's placing these two incongruous elements side by side that makes the joke funny. The exaggeration can be slight or considerableit just depends on the individual joke. The ending of the joke is obviously crucial. This is where the payoff comes in, what makes the joke succeed or fail. If you want to make the audience laugh, your punchline needs to be surprising. Some jokes also have what is called a tag or topper, which is an additional punchline. The tag builds on the original punchline or twists back on it in a surprising way. Lots of jokes rehash the same ground and sometimes they retell a story countless other jokes have told. For your joke to be funny, it has to surprise the audience in some way, which means it has to seem original or new. One way to personalize a joke is to change the ending. Another option is to dress the joke up as a story about your own life. This will make a familiar joke unrecognizable. It may also make it particularly interesting if your audience is your friend(s). Practicing your joke is crucial. You don't need to have it completely memorizedin fact, you shouldn't memorize itbut you need to be really comfortable with it, so comfortable that you can continue on with telling it even if you get nervous or sidetracked, which is very possible once you're in front of an audience. Memorized jokes sound wooden, like they are being read off a script instead of relayed by a friend or entertainer. Good jokes have a lot of details and personality, so don't be afraid to embellish. Try different things out and see what feels right, what sounds best. Don't use a joke until you're completely comfortable with it. Try recording your joke on a tape player and playing it back to yourself. If you hear a lot of awkward pauses or "ah"s or "um"s, your joke isn't ready and you need to practice more. You can also try practicing in front of a sympathetic friend or family member once you're ready for a "real" audience.

Write an article based on this "Gather the ingredients. Add the spread to a mixing bowl. Add the sugar and non-dairy milk. Mix in the remaining ingredients. Spread on the cake or cupcakes."
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If you cannot consume dairy for any reason, this is a great frosting to use. You'll need: 125g soy or olive spread 500g icing sugar/confectioners sugar 80g cocoa powder 100ml soy, almond or rice milk 2 teaspoons vanilla extract or essence. Beat with an electric mixer until it turns creamy. Because the consistency of soy/olive spread is thinner than that of butter or stick margarine, you don't want to over-beat the spread. Doing so could thin it out too severely, causing your frosting to become too runny. Add half of the icing or confectioners sugar to the creamed spread. Add 2 tablespoons of the non-dairy milk. Beat again, until the mixture turns light and the volume grows. Add the rest of the icing or confectioners sugar, the cocoa powder, the remaining non-dairy milk and the vanilla. Beat more, until well combined. The resulting mixture should have a velvety, creamy texture. Add a bit more non-dairy milk, 2 tsp (10 ml) at a time, if it's a little stiff. Similarly, add more sugar, 2 tsp (10 ml) at a time, if the frosting seems too thin. This frosting is suitable for those pursuing a dairy-free diet.