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Output: Ok. Where to start. We decided to take 5 friends out for restaurant week and Heirloom was the chosen destination. None of us had ever eaten there before. The deco is western mixed with southern hippy. A waitress rolls a small wooden cart around with herbs picked from their parking lot, yeh you heard me right (parking lot herb garden). I actually saw the sad arrangement as we were walking in and a friend spit his gum in it thinking it was a bunch of dead old flowers. Needless to say, we didn't partake of their herb-EVOO mixture. She then told us that when they run low, they have employees who bring herbs from their home gardens. Ummm, okay. That's not weird, and potentially gross. How do I know a dog hasn't urinated on my soon-to-be herb mix?! Then the waiter comes over to tell us all the minutia about the food that we may or may eat...... We order. The food took a LONG time to come out. It was just okay. Nothing I'd ever have again, on purpose. The dessert was French press coffee for me. The waiter tells me all about the mountain company in NODA they purchase the beans from "we pay 10% more to them on purpose" as if that would make me enjoy the coffee more. When he brought it over, he pressed so hard on the ancient French press that he spilled it all over the table (which may I add is covered in white paper from a roll as if we were going to color on the table). Each time the waiter came to our table, he would run his hand across the nearest person's back and shoulders very in appropriately. I didn't come for a massage, I came for food. After the coffee experience, he then tells our table about a new restaurant HE is part owner of called "Little Spoon," which if I was the owner of Heirloom, I would fire him on the spot for trying to steal business. Anyway, it was nothing short of a circus that was more of a show than a restaurant. Lesson learned! Sushi next time!!

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Output: Recently changed from Imperial Palace and now The Quad. Honestly, my friends and I only booked here to save a few bucks but it so was not worth it. Immediately upon entering the garage, there was a pungent sewer smell that seemed to linger into the hotel. The elevators were dirty, squeaky, sticky and made it feel like it was unsteady. Don't even get me started on our room. Our room had sticky, wet carpet with numerous stains on the ground. The furniture was outdated. We had a broken lampshade and light bulb in the bathroom. Few power outlets did not work. The shower curtain looked moldy and had holes and cuts in it. We had wicker patio furniture and when you leave your room, the door would not properly close all the way. Some sort of mechanism of the door was not working and we found our door opened ajar thinking we had just gotten robbed. So when you leave be sure to check if your door is closed properly! We had called for extra towels and pillows and twice because they kept losing our tickets. Late check out is at 12pm. When the maintenance man came to our room to fix the lamp, he was rude and didnt even replied back when we talked to him, he straight up just ignored us whenever we asked him a question. The pool I didn't mind, it is a friendly family atmosphere, but not really the Vegas style pool party if this is what you're looking for. They close early at 6pm. I'm sure they will be doing renovations and until that time if I see any improvements in the ambiance, decor and service is the hotel I will change my review. But for now, I wish we had just spend the extra few dollars for one night at the Cosmopolitan or any other hotel. You do get what you paid for, but I still feel like we paid too much. We paid $174 for one night amongst 4 people. So in my opinion, still expensive if you're comparing it to a Motel 6. In a positive light, it did serve its purpose as a roof over our head and a place to sleep on the strip. But I would not come back here and would not recommend it to anyone else. If you're looking for a convenient location on the strip that's affordable stay next door at the Harrahs hotel, have been there numerous times and didnt mind it at all.

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Output: the best buy online pickup was the worst

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Lobster potstickers! They are delicious and my little girls loved them too. We went to happy hour and sat outside around the firepit. The atmosphere was amongst the best there is. Happy hour prices were good but portions are really small. We also had the pork tacos and beef sliders both of which were yum. The cocktails were top notch. I don't like super sweet drinks and these were perfectly refreshing.