[Q]: Objective: What is the best way to cut a watermelon?
[A]: You can cut a watermelon in half, then fourths, then eights until there are equal pieces, leaving the skin on to make it easier to hold.

[Q]: Objective: What is a good way to rush somewhere in a hurry?
[A]: Carry a fire extinguisher with you, no one ever stops anyone carrying one of those in a hurry.

[Q]: Objective: Keep mosquitoes away.
[A]: Put dryer sheets in your shoes.

[Q]: Objective: dents
[A]:
are pushed into steel with a hammer