Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Why didn't i read Yelp before i went here??? Lesson learned. I'm from Texas and shouldve known better, but I used poor judgment and came here with my wife anyways. Ive eaten pounds of BarBQue at all kinds of Texas BBQ joints and i failed to heed Rule #1: Don't patronize any BBQ place if you cannot locate the smoker. This place has none and their sucky BBQ and the rest of their food should be avoided at all costs. I thought because this was Vegas, maybe they carefully disguised their smoke pit as a fake rock or they rigged it to come out one of those pirate ships at T.I. Alas, no. I ordered the chicken fried steak. It was clearly a frozen rectangle patty and tasted like the kind you would find near a convenience store microwave. In fact, i thought i saw a cook run out the back and cross the street to the AM/PM and then run back. I don't remember what my wife had. I do remember her saying it sucked and was overpriced. The waitress was always in a hurry and literally threw our plates of food on our table as she zipped by to attend to other customers. I felt like hitting her in the head with my frozen patty. Much like the song of the sirens next door and the T.I. pirate show, the menu lures you in with dreams of gastronomical delights. And just like the show next door, your meal ends with a ship battle going on in your stomach because of the poor food quality. P.S. Gilleys: I wouldn't tout the fact that your menu claims your sausage is imported from Elgin. You re making it sound as if Elgin is this magical, mystical far away place. Its like saying your Budweiser is imported from St. Louis. So what? the rest of your food is imported from the generic food aisle of the grocer's freezer. Will never go back there again.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: i've tried first a few times now - for the most part - i likey ! it ain't cheap ( wtf is in palazzo ! ? ) , It ain't convenient - can they put it any farther away from the casino ??? It ain't high quality food but for me, the place works for what it is - need some filler, decent music, babes for the guys, muscle boys for the ladies, ice cold beer - why i keep ordering Pabst is beyond me but again, some fond memories of drinking on the cheap in the high school /college days ( do they still make Hamm's ?? ) i've tried the tacos ( catfish, the pork and the lamb ) the 666 burger , skinny fries, onion rings, sliders, duck, etc . i loved the pretzel's with the dipping sauces that they serve at dinner - the dipping sauces ain't the best - but it works for me ! the key - make sure you bring some $$ and don' t take the place very seriously.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Luxor is a nice hotel and all. But, when I stayed there for 3 nights, it completely ruined the hotel for me. I waited 2 hours for a hotel room at 11 PM! After that, we had to wait for our hotel room to be ready and it was so irritating. We managed to be on the 13th floor (bad luck!). The swimming pool was overcrowded and half of it wasn't even open due to construction. Good hotel to walk through, but don't stay here.