Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Inching around some stray pigeons, the boy climbs a stepladder beside the mechanism and switches on a lightbulb hanging from a chain. He
drives away and falls.

He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket
holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.

Someone smiles at someone, and then strolls over to the table where he puts out his cigarette and puts down the brandy snifter. Someone
turns him over to his son.