Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The little girl performs a routine with a baton. The girl
does the gymnastic routine.

A wrestler and the referee push on each other. The wrestler
rubs the guy's head with an orange wing and a man finishes air.

She kicks the door closed. She flings her bag on a table and it
spikes down the stairs.