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Output: Don't bother coming to this location. First, they have completely changed the menu. They don't carry shrimp or scallops any longer. But the manager feels pork is a good substitute. Also, they are out of sausage at 7pm on Friday with a 1/2 empty restaurant. According to the manager, "they were just busy" though. And to top it off, the manager is an argumentative ass when asked about it! IJS

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Output: Ok, to start off with a few good points: the hotel is cute, clean for the most part, and when you do get someone's attention they are very kind and polite. However, for the most part my experience here has been negative. When we first checked in we were startled to find someone else using a key to enter our room! Turned out they had accidentally assigned the room to two parties! When we called the front desk to let them know what had happened they hardly acknowledged the problem and didn't try to make us feel better or safer about staying in their hotel! Boo! I don't like the feeling that they might give a key to just anyone to walk in my hotel room. Later, when we came back from dinner we found that our keys for the room no longer worked. I was happy they had changed the lock, but they could have informed us and given us new keys first! Secondly wifi is at least ten bucks a day, but in our room we could hardly ever connect to it, worst time connecting to the wifi I've ever had in a hotel AND it's not included?! Thirdly, we left our room for hours at a time in the middle of the afternoonwith the "time to tidy up" sign on the door, but when we returned 2-3 hours later nobody had been there. This happened two days in a row! I was really surprised by the negative experience, the hotel is really cute and fun, but the customer service needs definite work. Oh, but the valet and bellboys were the best! The rest of the hotel staff could learn something from their customer service techniques. They were always friendly, chatty, and willing to help. Overall if customer service could be improved at this hotel I would give it a 5-star rating. Some tips to the manager: if someone accidentally receives a key to a hotel room a guest is already inhabiting, at least give them a comp drink at the bar, or at the VERY LEAST have someone from the front desk run down to the room to apologize and deliver new room keys. I did not feel safe or comforted by the staff's reaction to this problem. Also, perhaps employ a larger cleaning staff. I've been to many hotels, resorts and inns around the country and the world and I have never had to wait so long for my room to be cleaned after I have hung the sign out on my door. This has to be either an under-staffing or training issue. Lastly, cough up the free wifi or improve the wifi access in the rooms. It's really abominable to make your guests pay to have access to wifi that's worse than what they could get at starbucks. I'm picky on customer service, I know, but to me it makes the difference between a long-term patron or a one-time customer. I will check around for other options the next time I visit. **I have to retract the previous statement about the "polite" people at the front desk. Shortly after I posted this my mother found a deal to stay 3 nights and get 1 free. We had paid for 3 nights and thought an extra night of rest before driving to VA would do us good. The woman at the desk was very short with us and very rudely informed us we couldn't stay the extra night despite having pad more each night than they advertised! It's really too bad about the service, I like the hotel, but the customer service here needs a SERIOUS tune-up**

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Output: The current incarnation of Sonio's Cafe has been revamped since a raging fire burnt the original one down in late 04 (or was it early 05?). Fire be damned, Sonio's is hands down one of the best rotisserie chicken cafe's I have ever visited. As noted in the last review, this is a very popular lunchtime destination. If you are not there by 11:15 AM, expect a full house with a line out the door and around the corner. Thank goodness the wait staff are experts at moving the crowds through, so while you may have to wait, it is usually for not longer than 10-15 minutes. My all time favorite dish is the Mexican Caesar salad. Served up in a bowl the size of a large kitchen colander, you get a mountain of greens and roasted chicken, all done up with just the right amount of a spicy version of a Caesar dressing. Add in a couple of handfuls toasted pita bread crumbles, and you have the perfect salad/meal! I have also had several of the pitas and wraps and was equally impressed and satisfied with the portion size and quality. Even if you don't work (or aren't staying) anywhere near their location on the corner of Charleston and Valley View, this is one place that makes a trip across town or away from the strip absolutely worth it!

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I ordered a deep dish pizza expecting deep dish pizza but instead received what amounted to pan style. When I called to ask about the mixup I was informed that this was their version of deep dish. Making the crust an inch taller than the pizza does not make it a deep dish. The pizza was cold and wasn't the style I wanted so needless to say this was a bad start. The flavor was OK but not what I would expect for the price. The cheese sticks were equally disappointing. They were about 90% dough with a thin layer of cheese and no real seasoning to speak of. In the future I will be sticking with Salvatore's, Anna's, and Glass Nickel.