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Output: Attended the U2 concert here. The stadium itself is nice, but not the best place for a concert, especially one with such a grand set-up and special effects. Bono explained that with this tour, they're going for "intimacy on a grand scale." The intimacy was definitely missing at this venue! Since that element was a conscious effort on the band's part, imagine a show where that wasn't the intention -- you'd feel even farther away from the performers. It sorta felt like the venue was competing with, rather than supporting, the music. From the first drumbeat on, I was overwhelmed with a feeling of wanting to shut out the stadium itself and focus on the music. Could have been a lot worse -- could have been better. Was confused and bummed at the images on the 360 screen during "City of Blinding Lights" and "Unforgettable Fire" (ohmigod -- to hear that live -- never would I have dreamed!) -- could have been so beautiful, but something was wrong. It's possible that the place was too lit up for the images to be clear on the screen, or there was some sort of malfunction. I don't know. The bathroom lines were ridiculous, but the facilities were clean. I do have one thing to say: don't block the sinks for everyone else just to primp! Witness the crowds behind you! Wash your hands and then, use your own mirror; I see one in your hands with your face powder. I know you want to look gorgeous for the guys on stage, but your pores are NOT going to be visible from where you're standing. Sheesh. I totally relate to being worked up for these performers but I also need to use the sink. Didn't visit any concessions so can't comment on those. Overall, staff were great and concert-goers were pretty polite, but then, I wasn't on the Floor where the crazy general admission mosh was going on. Heard later that there were a lot of mean drunks. Whassup, aren't U2 fans supposed to be more humane than average? I guess people are people... We had 17th row, on Adam's side of the stage. That meant we saw very little of Edge except what was on the screen. He took a walk once or twice down our catwalk, but it's never enough! A great show, just o.k. venue.

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Output: I have tried to check this place out 5 different times now during times that their window schedule says they are supposed to be open and every time I go down there the place is closed. Im not sure how they stay in business when they are never open. Now I'm to the point that its not worth wasting the gas to go to this store since chances are that they wont be open when I get there.

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Output: This is absolutely my favorite buffet in Las Vegas! I have been to their lunch buffet twice and I loved it! The restaurant is grand and very beautiful. The food are displayed delicately and even for lunch there is a wide range of vareity! All of the food was very delicious! Usually in buffets, by the time I get to dessert, I am already super full. By for Wynn, I always save some room in my stomach for their dessert! I like their idea of putting dessert into small slices, into small cups, or into small plastic shot glasses. You get to try out so many different types of dessert because of the size! They even have freshly scooped ice cream for you! My absolute favorite is the dessert with the mini plastic coffee cups in colors of green and orange. For some reason I forgot what the name of the dessert was at the moment, but every time I went there I always get two cups of that dessert!

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The metro system in Montreal was definitely an eye-opener. Compared to NYC's metro system, Montreal's was heaven. The area was spot on clean and spacious, plus everything was put in an orderly fashion. There were stairs and escalators and panel doors that you just need to push to go through (no need to pull which is great for those that carry a shitload of stuff). The fares for the STM was fairly priced also. A 3-day unlimited was only $16, which is a great deal for tourists. They also have a 747 express bus that takes you from the station to the airport and vice versa for only $8. The platforms on the station are a lot wider and the lights are bright enough to see a person on the other end of the platform. The metro are a lot smaller, seatings are limited but overall can fit about the same about of people as does the NYC's subway does. The metro also runs a lot faster and doesn't have any signal or "sorry for the delay, there's a train directly in front of us" problems. Plus, the metro runs on rubber tracks not steel or concrete tracks. There are only 4 tracks and they're differentiated by color. The signs are also big enough for you to see with a coordinated color as the background. Montreal's STM is quite convenient and a lot better if you've used the NYC MTA before.