input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Gus' was a staple of my diet for 20 years. It has been my go to since I was 16 years old. I even worked in the place delivering pies for a few years. I have many fond memories of the place from watching fights after last call to standing in the alleyway behind the place and watching a live girl on girl scene. I LOVE Gus' pizza. How could I not? There have been many Gusses in the place's history and when it last sold (maybe 2 years ago?) I stopped in and told the new owner not to fuck it up. A previous reviewer said the owner talked about hard times? Hardly. Fortunately for ownership, and unfortunately for us, with a majority clientele that changes each semester and 24 hour operation this place makes a killing no matter whether the loyal locals continue to patronize it or not. Owners of this restaurant sell it for one reason: it has made them a millionaire and they are retiring. Ask Mo if you can find whichever strip club he's presently residing in. On my last visit about 2 weeks ago I was crushed to discover that the Gus-du-jour has indeed fucked everything up. The crust is different and is not stretched as thinly, the sausage is different, the ovens seem to have been turned down and no longer create the same golden crispiness on the crust as before nor curl and crisp the edges of pepperonis. Thanks for ruining something that was great you ass head. Bring back Nico and sell the place. I beg you.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I actually did a lot of research before picking this place. Having one bad experience was enough to learn my lesson and not let the hospital coordinator choose the assisted living facility. I was about to learn another huge lesson: high ratings on a website means nothing. Life Care Center smells like urine as soon as you walk in and you better know where you're going and have a room number because you can't ever find someone that works there. This place is more rest home than rehab...what am I saying, this is a nursing home. The rehab this facility offers is a joke. They wheel out their patients into the hallway and they sit there ALL DAY never getting changed and reeking of urine. It's a pretty sad scene, I cried the first time I came to visit my loved one here and started working immediately to get them out of that horrible place. After a few days of fighting with the insurance company, they won and we had to settle in that crap hole for 4 months. With only our sense of humor to fall back on we started calling it skid row for seniors. The food was horrible. The rehab was nonexistent. I had a really bad experience in a meeting with the director, head nurse and physical therapist but it gave me a better understanding of why this facility is so mismanaged. The nurses try to put everyone in these "protection pants", the best way I can describe them is as a cushioned chastity belt. Apparently they are supposed to protect you from injuring yourself when you fall but I believe they use them because they keep the urine from leaking everywhere. We declined signing the consent to wear the pants and the orderly whispered "good, these poor people are too dim witted to know what they are signing".
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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I cant not explain to you how incredible this Dealership is. From my sales man, Bruce Kotlicky, to the incredible service department all the way to the huge selection of new and pre owned cars! I went there with the intentions of just looking, Bruce introduced him self to me and found out exactly what i was looking for. I was not to familiar with BMW and he broke it down in the simplest way for some one who does not sell the cars to under stand. After 5 minutes of talking about what I wanted in a new car he brought me over to exactly what i was looking for! I fell in love with it right away! Bruce was the most friendly honest and knowledgeable guys out there. He played no games and was up front and honest with everything he told and promised me. I got a great deal up front with no games! Thank you Bruce and for the rest of the staff at BMW Chapman! You all rock!