Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Hello fellow Yelpers, We went to the Bellagio to see Cirque Du Soleil's O and celebrate my best friend's birthday. We stopped into Lily and received bad service. The staff did not seat us nor did they acknowledge us. We sat and waited until our waitress came over. We ordered drinks and our waitress took our ID and credit card. The place was not crowded and the staff outnumbered the customers. We waited awhile for our drinks. My friend stated how long does it take to pour our drinks (one mixed drink, wine and a diet coke) and deliver it? Well, it took 14 minutes to pour/deliver and 20 minutes to bill and return our cards. We had to ask twice. My friend (retired Navy veteran), wife and I were very disappointed with the lack of service. I do recommend the show but I will not shop, dine nor stay at the Bellagio. Thank you for your time, Lboy.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It sucks. Guy making the burrito refused to put pico and lettuce in the burrito. I know how it goes normally, but refuse? That's just strange. Update: It tastes like a brick of salt! DO NOT GO HERE

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
A plus coffee! I am serious, it tastes a bit like Gevalia. After a week of hotel coffee, this is heaven. Everything is real. Real cream, real butter. Great selection of hot sauces, and no hoity toity lack of salt (tho that spice turned out to be unnecessary) Staff is no nonsense, you don't feel that circus atmosphere (no one asked if I have been here before, as if their place of business is a destination). These guys are primed for volume. I arrived at 6:30 on a Saturday. I was out 45 minutes later. In that time, their wait staff tripled. Pancakes... Maybe 7 / 10. Tend to get mushy with syrup but very good. But I tend to be hard on flapjacks. Because Bisquick. Extra points for having chorizo, corned beef hash, and being able to effectively subtract onions from my order. Really no trace, that is remarkable. I know, onions are in a lot of breakfast foods and sauces. I do not mind them cooked! When you want a really good no nonsense beakfast, come on out to Butters! Mike