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How to be like haley dunphy
Get a cell phone.
It doesn't have to be too fancy or extravagant, but just something to always text and call your friends.
Put on eye make up.
pick from the following. [i] Girls can wear things like smudged eye and mascara, but if you have silky brown eyes, put on some mascara and eyeliner! And, not enough make up, but at least it looks like haley dunphy. Get a headset (like haley dunphy! ), ipod or digital camera (ipod). [ii] Haley has a wide variety of eye make up that goes back to barbie and zinsten, while lily and melissa have a custom eye make up. It's also actually work, just if you plan on getting nose piercings, you can do it. [iii] Cleanse, tone and moisturize your skin and perfect your face with flawless looking make up. Give your eyes a smoky eye look with lots of eyeliner. [iv] Haley always looks like haley despite her dark skin. Get two pencil lines and apply blush to the apples of your cheeks.
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