Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great food and reasonable prices
Q: negative

A: Top of the hotel? Exclusive? Great view? Let me in, already! The elevator to the Foundation Room is closed off and you need a reservation or else they won't let you in. Rode up to the top uninterrupted and was ready to chow down right away. After getting out of the elevator, I couldn't help but gag at the decor in this place. It screams old boys club (which is what it was originally). However, for the amount of hype this place builds, I was hoping for such much more! Not some tacky, gaudy restaurant. And I have a pretty sensitive nose, so maybe it's just me but the place has a very distinct scent to it... which I'm not sure I was loving. We're seated right away -- mostly because the entire place was dead with the exception of one other party. Servers were prompt and helpful with our every need. Then again, for the price I was about to pay for dinner... I expected no less. I ordered the baked scallops while my boyfriend ordered a new york strip steak. We both decided to share the yukon mashed potatoes. I'm salivating at the thought of the juicy baked scallops and can't wait for them to come. I'm expecting something savory and delicious. I wanted something that would stamp out my hunger and leave me satisfied. When they came, I was obviously excited. HOLY SALT! I nearly spit my first bite of the scallop out of my mouth. I couldn't believe how salty it was. YUCK. Boyfriend's steak looks delicious. I wish I had ordered it. He obviously chows down with no issues. Our yukon mashed turned into another salty side platter of herb baked potatoes. Not sure how yukon mash turns into baked potatos, but okay. They were salty as hell. All in all, food was NOT worth it. The view? FABULOUS. Overall, never going again. You can get much better meals and experiences at other Vegas restaurants.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This post office sucks balls. MAJORLY. First of all, they don't open til 8:30AM! It's not very helpful when trying to get stuff done on the way to work. And even though I got there at 8:15 -_- there was already a line!! The post office workers are what you expect them to be....slow and working when they feel like it. It really sucked. While I was there I saw the other "official" locations (ie: those inside grocery stores and quick-ee marts) and needless to say, I'll preferentially check those out before heading over here again!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: *********Perhaps I overreacted. I've changed my rating from one star to two stars. This place is overrated, and not at all what it used to be, but it's better than McDonald's. The wine list used to be incredible. The appetizers were wonderful. That is all in the past. The updated wine list managed to hack off a bunch of wonderful things (some great local wines for instance). Instead I keep seeing things from Croatia which are horrible. If you see the Croatian Zinfandel just let your eyes keep wandering. The prosciutto and melon is pretty weak, as is the cheese plate. Portions are small. Everything is over-priced. ***********Update************* I've changed the review (although not the rating) after being told that Jay has owned it since day one. As I wrote him, I used to love this place. I went when it was in a tiny building further south on Mill Ave. And even a year ago I enjoyed it. I was under the assumption there was a change in ownership because of the nosedive Caffe Boa took in the last year. It's hard to imagine that an establishment could slip the way they have under the same management. As I wrote Jay, if I was rating Caffe Boa a year ago, I would have given him four stars. But they are not what they were, and they don't provide an enjoyable experience for me. *******Another update*********** I sent the owner a message saying that I was apologized for saying this was a problem with new ownership when he has been there since day one. Here is his response: Once again, I stand my my award winning wine list. It is one of the very best in the valley. We are not consistenly getting awards (including Best of for our wine list in NewTimes just last week) for "Horrible" wines as this person states. Our food, wines, and hospitality speak for themselves. Come see why we are one of the best places to dine in the valley for yourselves. It certainly is easy to be negative in these open blog type sites, but we have been around along time, not for serving anything short of great. That's why after 77 reviews to date on Yelp, the average is 4 stars. People like this are not the norm of course. My response to him is that he's right. His food, wines, and hospitality do speak for themselves. They speak volumes. My hope is that someday Jay can check his ego and listen to criticism from paying customers.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The staff are friendly, the theme is modern and clean, and the ingredients are top notch. However, their food just has no flavor almost like they left it all out as to not upset anyone's taste buds. If you require sustenance but don't actually enjoy eating food then their menu will be a big hit for you. But, if you eat for reasons other than that I wouldn't come here. Oh...weird but true, the soap in their bathrooms has by far the most vial smell of any soap I've ever encountered. Just washing my hands with it ruined my appetite.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
We came here for happy hour and had hoped to get a tasty per dinner snack and a drink or two. We got the bacon wrapped figs, tri tip sliders, a glass of wine and two beers for about $30. Not bad price wise. The food however left a lot to be desired, mainly I wish it had been less ridiculously salty. I ended up feeling a bit sick afterwards until I had about a liter of water. The kicker though was that 3 times throughout our short meal someone opened the kitchen door and there was an overwhelming smell of dirty bong water. It was not a smell I want to associate with a meal. Mediocre food, good service, bad smells.