Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The service was really bad here! Our waitress was rude and such in a rush? Really strange the restaurant was empty only one other couple sitting at the bar. I was doing the ayce, as I was ordering the waitress walked away and I wasn't even done ordering???? I would never come back here again.. It's sad really nice place but so clueless!
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A: Great atmosphere. Good food and service. Even getting kicked out didn't damper the festive mood. Or maybe that is why we were tossed. Anyway, thanks to Ed, we made an earlier than planned departure, but the party just finished at his house.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place should have been shutdown and redone a couple of years ago. When we were there for Super Bowl in 2005, they were to have closed it down and imploded it in April. On another trip, they had removed a bunch of logos, etc. leaving obvious spots on the wall.
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Output: The pizza was great! I have to say I was also surprised how fast the delivery boy made it to my door! Thanks for the speedy service Morgan!
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output: I live near this place and I always want to like it more than I do. I like the bar area. Its small, but has character and a nice view. Once we ordered small plates and wine. The olives on our anti pasta plate were rancid. The manager/bartender apologized. Nothing was removed from the bill. And nothing was replaced. Last time we visited just for drinks. The bar area had a strong old mildew alcohol smell. It was almost overwhelming at first. I don't know if I will return.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Bad location, but I could care less since I only order delivery from here late at night. And oh my god, it tastes soo good. The equation for the tastiness goes something like this... Y = T*x^2 where T is a function of how late it is, Y is the Yum factor, and x...I don't know what x is, but it kind of spells "tax..." Price is okay - delivery total is a few dollars more than what I usually pay for something like Gumby's with haxxor deals - and a bit higher than what you could get at Subway for $5 (but not as customizable). However, they're open late, and some of their pre-mades, like the Cripple Creek are just too good to pass up. Double 11-in. sub special is their best offer.