[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: Who plays piano on the stage? Faustino
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[A]: In the opening scene, private detective Sam Grunion (Groucho Marx) explains to the viewers that he has been searching for the extremely valuable Royal Romanoff diamonds for eleven years, and his investigation leads him to a troupe of struggling performers, led by Mike Johnson (Paul Valentine), who are trying to put on a musical revue called 'Love Happy'.Grunion notes that the impoverished young dancers would starve were it not for the sweet, silent Harpo (Harpo Marx), at Herbert & Herbert, a gourmet food shop that also trafficks in stolen diamonds. Harpo kindly helps ladies with their shopping bags, all the while pilfering their groceries and stuffing them in the pockets of his long trench coat. When the elegant Madame Egelichi (Ilona Massey) arrives, store manager Lefty Throckmorton (Melville Cooper) tells her that "the sardines" have come in. Harpo sneaks into the basement and watches as Lefty lovingly unpacks a sardine can marked with a Maltese cross, and swipes the can from Lefty's pocket, replacing it with an unmarked one. Madame Egelichi, who has gone through eight husbands in three months in her quest for the Romanoff diamonds, is furious when Lefty produces the wrong can. When Lefty remembers seeing Harpo in the basement, she orders him to call the police and offer a $1,000 reward for his capture.At the theater, meanwhile, unemployed entertainer Faustino the Great (Chico Marx) asks Mike for a job as a mind-reader, and when Faustino's clever improvisation stops the show's backer, Mr. Lyons (Leon Belasco), from repossessing the scenery, Mike gratefully hires him. Harpo, who is secretly in love with dancer Maggie Phillips (Vera-Ellen), Mike's girl friend, gives her the sardine can, and she says she will eat them tomorrow. A policeman sees Harpo inside the theater and brings him to Madame Egelichi, who turns Harpo over to her henchmen, Alphonse (Raymond Burr) and Hannibal (Bruce Gordon) Zoto. After three days of interrogation, Harpo still refuses to talk, and when he is left alone, he calls Faustino at...

[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: What weapons are confiscated? a gun and chainsaw
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[A]: Being transported to the Middle Ages, Ash Williams is captured by Lord Arthur's men, who suspect him an agent for Duke Henry, with whom Arthur is at war. He is enslaved along with the captured Henry, his gun and chainsaw confiscated, and is taken to a castle. Ash is thrown in a pit where he kills a Deadite and regains his weapons from Arthur's Wise Man. After demanding Henry and his men be set free, as he knew it was a witch hunt, and killing a Deadite publicly, Ash is celebrated as a hero. He grows attracted to Sheila, the sister of one of Arthur's fallen knights.According to the Wise Man, the only way Ash can return to his time is through the magical Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. Ash then starts his search for the Necronomicon. As he enters a haunted forest, an unseen force pursues Ash into a windmill, crashing into a mirror, Small reflections of him pursue, with one becoming a life-sized clone, after which Ash kills and buries.When he arrives at the Necronomicon's location, he finds three books instead of one and finds the actual. Attempting to say the phrase that will allow him to remove the book safely "Klaatu barada nikto", he forgets and tries to unsuccessfully mumble and cough "nikto". He then grabs it and rushes back, while the dead and his evil copy resurrect, uniting into the Army of Darkness.Upon return, Ash demands to be returned to his own time. However, Sheila is captured by a Flying Deadite, and later transformed into one. Ash becomes determined to lead the humans against the Army and the people reluctantly agree. Using knowledge from textbooks in his 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, and enlisting the help of Duke Henry, Ash successfully leads the medieval soldiers to victory over the Deadites and Evil Ash, saving Sheila and bringing peace between Arthur and Henry progressively. The Wise Men return him to the present giving him a potion after reciting the phrase.Back in the present, Ash recounts his story to a fellow employee at his job, working in "S-Mart". As he talks to a girl who is interested...

[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: Where is Wile E. hiding? A billboard
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[A]: The cartoon's title card is shown on a billboard that bears a tag for Selzer Sign Services. We see Wile E. Coyote hiding behind the billboard. The Road Runner runs past it and Wile starts to chase him until the coyote sees a truck coming the other way. The truck shows the cartoon's credits on it. It emerges from its chase of the coyote victorious, and a battered Wile emerges before he is squashed by a box with the credit for Charles M. Jones as the director. The coyote throws that box away and the shot then freezes as the name COYOTE (Eatus Birdius) appears. Wile then resumes his chase, which freezes for a few seconds to show ROAD RUNNER (Delicius Delicius). The pursuit then continues down the road until the Road Runner makes a U-turn in the form of two quick 90-degree turns. Wile turns around and stops, but has to leap back as the Road Runner passes him with a "beep beep". As the Road Runner sets off down the road, briefly loosening it from its hinge, the coyote worriedly points in the direction of the fleeing bird, then his right hand pulls out a sign saying EGAD, and his left hand pulls out a second sign saying !!. He then drops both signs and begins to think of a plan.Wile, armed with a rifle, hides in a manhole. As the Road Runner passes over the cover, the coyote pops out and fires. The action then slows down as it shows a shot of the bullet and the Road Runner. The bullet closes to within half a body-length before the bird turns around, sees the threat, then says "beep beep" before finding a super-fast gear. Puzzled, the bullet hits the brakes and then falls to the ground. Wile picks it up, and it detonates in his face. In a completely different part of the desert, the coyote paces behind a rock face before he comes up with a new plan.Wile takes an object from a box which identifies it as "1 Sheet Acme Triple Stength Battleship Steel Armor Plate". He leaps out into the road holding the plate, but even it cannot stop the Road Runner from barreling through it. A puzzled coyote stares at the hole that the...

[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: which one roaming on widely desert? Strakers Truck
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In the near future, after World War III, all remaining reserves of petroleum have finally run out; forcing people to ration the few remaining containers of gasoline left on the earth against mercenaries and warlord scavengers. A former goverment official named Straker (James Wainwright), leading a group of former soldiers (accompanied by his daughter Corlie) find a vast supply of diesel fuel in a compound once thought to be radioactive. Straker and his group travel in a large, heavily armored "battle truck" which is armed with heavy machine guns, and a howitzer. When Corlie refuses to execute the previous owners, she runs away from base camp.A foraging man known only as Hunter (Michael Beck), is traveling the desolate landscape on his amazing (possibly ex-future-military?) motorcycle, rescues the girl and takes her to his farm. After keeping her on the farm on a temporary basis, Hunter sends her off to live in a walled city (known in-film as Clearwater Farm) governed by a strict old-fashioned democracy (similar to the Quakers) where she is quickly accepted by the community. However, she is soon discovered by the mercenaries commanded by her father, Colonel Straker, who moves to attack the Clearwater using the "battle truck". In the chaos that ensues, Corlie manages to escape back to Hunter's remote hideout. Straker terrorizes the residents of Clearwater, taking their weapons, medicines, and other supplies and handing the women over to his men.Within a short time, one of the residents of Clearwater betrays the Clearwater mechanic/fabricator, Rusty, who knows the secret location of Hunter's hideout. Straker and company use toture to get the info from poor Rusty, then move in to attack Hunter's base and recapture Corlie. Hunter and Corlie escape on his bike. Straker, in a minor rage, plows through Hunter's place with the truck.Hunter takes Corlie back to the Clearwater people and asks Rusty to build him an armored car to attack Straker's battle truck. While Rusty and Hunter and a few others are thus occupied,...