question: This is an actual entry ! * le gasp * In the last month my glasses but I got new ones and I love new ones because they are squared frame and make me look smart . XD Also I should retaking clinical test next month . Hopefully this time I 'll pass and I ' m going to go extremely slow and take my time .
Q: Why does the narrator need more time ?

answer: The test is difficult .

question: Since then we have n't done anything like that again but I admit I do sort of miss it . But now it was time for us to play a joke on them and we refused to fail . " Tricky , you go set up the camera on the other side of the pool and make sure you can get everything on tape . " " Panda , give me a few minutes to set up first ok ? " " Sure .
Q: What were they hoping to film ?

answer: They were going to do a practical joke on the group .

question: I have to go to work in like 3 seconds , but I just need to have a 3 second freakout first . Last night , went out drinking la la la , did n't get drunk , just had 2 , blahblah , but then when I was dropped off at home at 2 am , I kind of stumbled on my front steps up to the porch . I got inside and I could just feel liquid everywhere on my foot , so I took off my flip flop and proceeded to bleed all over the place like murder was going out of style . Seriously , big fattie blood drops pouring out of me to clot on my floor .
Q: Why does the narrator have bruises ?

answer:
They fell while drinking .