Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: A girlfriend was kind enough to invite me out with her to the Peculiar Rabbit to burn off a gift card that she had, otherwise I would not have ever visited (odd parking situations turn me off - I am an old lady). I am so glad that she invited me outside of my comfort zone - what a great evening! The parking... yeah. There are some parallel spots around the building, but at 5:00 on a Saturday, these were all full. I drove around the block once to try and check everything out and ended up parking in one of the back-in spots (eek!) on Commonwealth. When we left around 8:00, all spots everywhere were full - had I encountered that, I would have bailed and told her I caught a case of the plague. Even though we were meeting very early, I made reservations on Open Table on the off chance that everyone was going to be sick of family and turkey the Saturday after Thanksgiving and bum rush the place. After 6:00ish, the place really picks up and they were slammed for the rest of the night that we were there. Very cozy ambiance, comfortable seating. High top tables and chairs in the bar area, tales throughout the rest of the first floor. I was seated immediately, even though I was early and the hostess asked if I wanted water and brought it back almost immediately. Our waiter for the evening was Christopher (?) and he was right on top of things. My dinner was the Turkey Lurkey, which was a turkey burger with sage mayo, craisins and.... I don't know. It was good. Served with a side, I chose the mashed potatoes, which were fine, but the turkey burger was awesome. Well seasoned and extremely juicy, YUM. My dinner date is a vegetarian and they made the Holiday Risotto veggie friendly by omitting the turkey. We split the Oreo truffles for dessert (balls of smashed Oreos covered with chocolate), which was served with glasses of milk. Deeee-licious and so rich. We sat there for a while eating and chatting. Drinks were kept filled, our waiter was fantastic. It was all around a great evening and I would definitely go again (early, so I can get a parking spot).

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Went through the drive thru, the chef I'm assuming came out and said hi and went back in. 15 mins later a different guy can to take my order. I almost thought they were closed? I just got three rolled tacos with rice and beans for 4.20$. Rang up to 5.50$? Guy didn't give me a fork so I had to eat with my salsa lid. The rice was hard halfway in, probably old, I did come at 830am. Rolled tacos were decent, can't really mess that up. This place was a bunch of disappointments one after the other. I won't be back.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Good quality foods available. Have a Fry's card to get all the discounts and save on gas.