Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Never say never again...a title to an underrated Sean Connery Bond film or me eating my words and returning to the Cosmopolitan to stay and play? The Cosmo had previously been my favorite property in Las Vegas and my preferred place to stay and play due to its solid service, beautiful facilities, comfortable rooms, outstanding cocktail lounges, and impressive restaurants. However, after a disappointing stay on my last trip due to what I believed to be promises not kept, I vowed never to return. Shortly after I got home and posted my review of the Cosmopolitan http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-cosmopolitan-of-las-vegas-las-vegas#hrid:B7vdaIN-AbD7RuPo3U7xCQ/src:self, I started receiving offers in the mail and email enticing me with a couple of comped nights to return. Seeing as how the gf and I had been planning a Vegas vacation, we decided to take them up on the offer. Upon our arrival, the Cosmo made a great first impression by having its customer service reps out in the lobby guiding guests to various front desk representatives to expedite check ins/check outs. Although the front desk was crowded with guests engaged with most of the desk reps trying to check out, the lobby rep directed us to an open counter, which made our check in a snap. More importantly, our room, a Terrace Studio (1886) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/the-cosmopolitan-of-las-vegas-las-vegas?select=UM9CxbN2qVkSa-usgHLDGA#UM9CxbN2qVkSa-usgHLDGA, was ready and waiting for us. There's nothing like being able to go immediately up to your room after a long, early morning flight into Vegas! Throughout our stay, the Cosmopolitan continued to show why it had been my favorite place in Vegas and why it had earned another chance with me. Its strengths such as offering one of the best lineups for restaurants (Milos is outstanding for lunch) and definitely serving up the best selection of cocktails from its bars, specifically Vesper and Chandelier, of any Vegas property had not diminished. The housekeeping staff was "invisible" to us during our stay. We left each day with our room in need of housekeeping and came back in the evening (or early morning) with it reset. Cocktail service by the comely cocktail waitresses while at the gaming tables or machines was prompt and friendly. The only critique item I have from our stay were the pillows on our otherwise comfortable bed. The pillows were seemingly worn down, providing little support, and needed to be replaced. Thankfully, I spent very little time in the room sleeping while there. The Cosmopolitan has returned to my good graces and I'll most likely stay there on my next trip to Vegas, especially if they continue to offer me comped stays.
Q: negative

A: Why bother making an appointment when 1/2 hour after you arrived on time they still haven't acknowledged you even walked in the door. When I asked about it they asked if I wanted to re-schedule. No I wanted the mani/pedi done that I scheduled for 1/2 hour ago. The 2 workers I asked then went silent. They didn't say another word - in english anyhow. They spoke quickly to each other in their language but didn't say anything else to me. The 2 women having mani's done even spoke up that their appointments were not on time. I had specifically asked when I made the appointment if 45 minutes was enough time (with no polish with mani) since I had another appointment across the street at 4:00. They said it was plenty. Would have been if they had taken me even 15 minutes late. So rude to have a customer waiting 1/2 hour with nobody saying they would be with me soon etc. If they can't provide basic customer service I don;t think anyone should take their chances here. Stay away!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place doesn't even deserve a freakin star at all. Took my 97 jeep down to get an exhaust cutout on it. Crappy weld job. Made me have an exhaust leak to were I kept stalling out. And then they broke my 02 sensor on my cat. Wtf?! And I took it down to Midas and they even said that they broke it. And wrote up a statement saying that it was. And when I took it back down there. They just laughed. And freakin said hell no. And wouldn't do anything about it. Stay away from this place. These guys are assholes. And treat you like crap.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Not fond of chains in general, but this place is worth reviewing. The atmosphere at this location is dark, romantic, yet casual and comfortable. Our server "Richard" was a riot and served us well as he entertained us throughout the night. This goes to show how much a server can influence your overall dining experience. We also had fun drawing on the table top (which is topped with white paper and crayons for your artistic expression). The bread is really good here for those of us that fear no carbs. The salad was crisp and refreshing, and dinner was near perfection with my Lobster Ravioli melting in my mouth. My girlfriend's Lasagna was about as big as her head (9 layers) and made for delicious leftovers. Two thumbs up for Macaroni Grill.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I came here on 11/28 as part of the Buffet of Buffets special. This was our favorite buffet. We started here for breakfast and ended up coming back for dinner after a couple really bad other buffet attempts for lunch. The food was good, not amazing. We were happy with it.
Q: negative

A:
I seriously do not get the appeal of this place! I tried it quite a while ago back in California and didn't like it much. But everyone I know raves about it and it has been a while so I thought I'd try it again. Especially since it's so close to my house. Blah. I got a cheeseburger with grilled onions, tomato, their sauce and pickles. I passed up lettuce because they use nasty iceberg lettuce. Can I get an upgrade? How about green leaf lettuce like is shown on their website? Also got fries and a Dr. Pepper. The Dr. Pepper was the greatest thing about the meal. OK, the service was good too. Very friendly, kinda creepily so. The fries are just weird. I'm sure people say it's because they are fresh. OK, then I'll take un-fresh fries any day. These ones are just gross. The burger is just nothing special. The flavor is not great. My burger wasn't even that warm by the time I got home, which is only a mile away. And it was 154 degrees inside my car. How does it get that cool in that quick of a time? Again, another place I'll probably only return to for the Dr. Pepper. Clean place, good service, good energy, not so great food.