I need to know that you feel the same thing , Mike . I love the fact that I can share something that intimate with you . I love waking up to you in the morning . I ' m willing to spend the rest of my life with you ; I ' m willing to commit to you .

A: What may be the reason for them professing their love ?

She said " fine , but if you do n't eat that entire thing I ' m going to shove it up your butt ! " . No joke . Dear old Grandma said that . Which comes to another point , she was cheap too .

A: What may be a fact about their grandma ?

I used to think it was awkward to provide such personal care -- I was n't sure what to say to someone while they lay there undressed , immobile , and vulnerable . Surprisingly , I ' ve had some of the best conversations with patients while I give them a bath . The small talk makes it less uncomfortable , and the light chatter can sometimes lead to interesting stories about the patient 's life . Like today , for instance .

A: Why did the narrator first find their job awkward ?

I decided on a different route through Chicago for the trip back to my sister 's . I had no intention of re - living all that toll / construction bullshit I went through on the way up . I still hit a couple toll roads , but over - all , my pass through Chicago was less eventful . The drive between Cincinnati and central Wisconsin is pretty ... and BORING .

A:
What may happen if I take the same route instead ?