Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Well, I feel bad leaving a review based on only being in the place for five minutes, but I was not impressed at all. I guess this bar used to be on Chandler Blvd before taking over the old Famous Sams spot here on Alma School and Ray. Now the Sams was a real dive but I always knew that going into the place. The Stadium Club spent weeks remodelling, and honestly it does show. The place looks cleaner and is a little classier. We went there on a Sunday afternoon to catch a game. They had plenty of new Hi Def TV's but they did something I can't stand: Standard Definition on all their Hi Def TV's! If you're gonna do that you might as well put in standard TV's; why? Cause it will look better. We had trouble just reading the scores and the screen stretch meant we were missing part of the game. But in reality we left because after five minutes there was still no bartender to be found. We sat there looking over the taps and making small talk with the few bar flies that were in the place. No beer for us. Oh well, we can spend our money somewhere else, easily. With a few choices within a one mile radius, we decided to bail. Will I be back? Not by my choice.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Took my car here this past weekend for an oil change. The guy at the front desk was very helpful and informative. Told me it would take 30 min. They took my car in, and I walked next door to have a burger. Was gone for about 20 and when I came out my car was just being finished. The guys working are all business and do a great job at getting cars out in a timely manner. Wish the waiting area was bigger, but the burger place next door more than made up for it. Price was right at what I was quoted. No extra bs. Will be going back for gf's car. -J. Soto

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The food here is so good that I was ready to give It's Greek to Me a four-star review after eating takeout that had ridden halfway across Pittsburgh to meet up with me. It's a cliche to say dishes have layers of flavor, but there's no more accurate way to describe this thoughtful, absolutely delicious cooking. The restaurant isn't fancy, but it's like eating in someone's living room, and those are some of the best restaurant meals I've had. The takeout gyro was great, with buttery pita and a potato-garlic spread that goes with frankly everything. But the souvlaki eaten in, while considering the scrapbook-worthy collection of paintings and memorabilia on the dining room walls, was sublime - a little char and a lot of flavor in every bite. I have eaten a lot of Greek food cooked by a lot of Greek people who are very good cooks, and this stands up to any of it. Save room for the baklava, and don't share - you'll want your own piece.