Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First experience at Grimaldi's and the waitress was terrible we were here for it seemed the whole night like a couple hours. The pizza was good. Thin crust style burnt crispy crust. If it were not for the service it was overall an ok experience. The pizza wasn't that that good and not good enough to make it worth my money to come back. I also didn't like that toppings were a la carte. The pizza is well overpriced with a large cheese being 16. Toppings being 2 to 4 per topping. So no for pizza instead of a fine dining 5 course meal and wine 5 hour dining definitely not worth my time. The only positive about the waitress was she filled my water. I'm done and out!
Q: negative

A: Only because to rate I have to give a star! The place is usually clean in appearance, but service is horrible. I guess the lack of effort is innate to this establishment. Have spoken with manager and it remains to be the same. I know there are other places but the person bowling bowling on a league.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Let me start by saying I anticipating the opening of this restaurant and wanted to fall madly in love with it. Town Square needed a delicious Cantina and Tequila Bar and sadly.....this place gets two thumbs way down from moi. The only reason Lolita's is getting one star is for the cocktails. Other than that I have nothing positive to say about this place! Let me break it down for you. Decor/Atmosphere: Blah. The furniture and decorations appear very cheap and lacking style. Almost as if it was thrown together at the last minute. The interior designer should be fired. They also can't seem to get the lighting down either. The music was too loud for my taste, too. Food: Double blah. The salsa will usually set the mood for the rest of the meal and this left alot to be desired. Bland and too much of a sweet tomatoe taste. Secondly we had the mini quesadillas which tasted as if they were straight out of the freezer section at the grocery store and lacking depth in flavor. Lastly for my entree I chose the Carne Asada Plate which was just aweful. The meat was tough and chewy and had tons of grizzle. The black beans were bland as hell. Do you even think I felt like wasting another dime on dessert? No way, Jose. Service: Triple Blah!!! All I expect from servers is to keep my glass full, table semi-clean, and bring to the table what I ordered. Simple? For starters the drink I ordered was a Kettle-GingerAle and I was delivered a Jack and Coke. My guest also was delivered the wrong beverage. Then when it came to the food it took seconds for our appetizer which only confirms it was frozen and it felt like five years to get my beef jerky Carne Asada dish. The whole time the waitress had this blank look on her face as if she was lost. Needless to say I will not be back anytime soon and will not let any of my friends spend a dime or waste a minute of their life in this generic place.....Sorry Lolitas!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Dear Firehouse, It's quite apparent that you have an identity crisis going on. Are you a late night hangout spot? A sports bar? Maybe a club? Or a brunch/lunch/dinner spot? Well, I'm a little confused so I'm not even going to try and classify you, because you know what? Your ability to morph into any type of venue depending on the time of day is what makes you so awesome. Old Town didn't need another lame and pretentious club. Therefore, you are the perfect bar/club/restaurant hybrid that breaks the regular Scottsdale mold. I consider you my #1 choice when it comes to the Old Town nighttime scene because I don't have to deal with as much Scottsdale sleaze or attitude. I'm also a big fan of your food. It's excellent as far as bar food goes. Oh, and I can't forget to mention the music because the DJ knows how to mix it up with style. I absolutely love the dance floor... it's fantastic. I could also sit in those comfy red leather couches forever while watching the multiple big flat screen TVs that adorn all of your walls. Yeah, you may kick me out of my cozy couch once you morph into night club mode but that's just the price I have to pay for enjoying a spot as unique as you are. As far as Old Town bars and clubs go you are indisputably as good as it gets. Firehouse, you are perfect just the way you are - please never ever change. xoxo, Lindsey P.S. My wallet would like to thank you for having some of the best drink/food specials in Old Town. The fact that happy hour lasts until 8pm is awesome!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I went back to buy myself a helmet this time. The owner was there and he helped me to identify the best helmet and then ensure I had the proper fit. He was able to answer all of my questions and made me feel as if I was the most important customer in there despite a crowded store. Again can not recommend this place enough.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
I was in Native today with my 7 year old. We waited 15 minutes, after being seated just to have a Waiter stop to ask if anyone helped me. I replied no he never gave his name but took our drink order. We again waited 7 minutes to receive our drinks. When they came he took our order I ordered 2 dozen salt and pepper wings extra crispy that came fairly timely but had some sort of really bad lime flavor. He passed us 7 or 8 times, I lost count. My son finished his drink and wanted another do he asked me 4 separate times if the guy could get him a drink. Bottom line the worst service I've ever had. The only pleasant thing was the hostess was very nice