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Output: I stopped in to Madison Sweets on a Saturday evening. They only had about four cupcakes to choose from. I chose the cherry flavored cupcake. It looked beautiful, but then I bit into it. The texture of the cake was...crunchy. However, there were no nuts or fruit in the batter to make it crunchy, which meant that the cupcake was sitting out for hours. It was so hard that the cupcake paper stuck to the sides and was difficult to peel off. The frosting was overly sweet with a few Craisins on top. At $2 a piece, Madison Sweets should only serve fresh cupcakes. If they have no fresh cupcakes to serve, don't put any out for sale at all..When I pay for a dessert, I expect quality and freshness. While the presentation was pleasant, this stale cupcake did not wow me by any means. Skip this place and get some ice cream at the union instead.

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Output: So authentic!! Pizza was good Decorations were 3spooky5me Tri-lingual arguments between kitchen and wait staff. Much funny 9/10 would come back

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Output: I've been here a few more times and I always love the food. Everything I've had from the breakfast menu has been fantastic! Drinks are good, too, and its a great place for happy hour. The deal on wine on Sundays is still my favorite thing about this place. They have Sunday ticket so they always have two games on but they keep the sound off (closed caption) so it doesn't get too sports bar-y.

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Not really impressed with the food or wine list. The idea of the ipad for wine list is crazy! You can't look for it he right wine and the options are very limited. It should not be called a wine bar since there is nothing special about the wine they carry. We ordered the seared tuna, green beans, flatbread and the battered shrimp. The tuna and green beans were pretty decent but the rest of the food was just below average. I do like the comparison from other teloera saying that it is very comparable to an overpriced Applebee's with wine. I also noticed that the menu has not changed in over three years. The desserts are also terrible!