on friday the lady who is sorting out my volunteering at the girl guides will have all the details for me ... they hold the guides at the place where i used to go to brownies ... ! jill the district something or other ( this is pure laziness because it says what she does in the email she just sent me ! ) asked who my brown owl was ! as if i 'd remember that !

Question: Why does n't the speaker remember who her brown owl was , and find the notion that she would ridiculous ?
She chose her brown owl decades ago , and there is no possible way she could remember this