A woman bends down and puts a rag into a white bucket. She starts to wipe a car with the rag. a man

walks up behind her holding a vacuum hose.

How to prepare escargot puff pastries using wild snails
Collect the snails from your garden or in the wild.
Choose a day there has been no rain for a long time and a downpour has just taken place; you will find snails in ditches and tall grasses.
Make the snails fast for three days.

This will cause them to empty their bowels. Snails should not eat in order to empty their bowels of all their excrement.

How to leak a secret
Buy a cheap laptop that you'll only use for leaks.
Your personal computer will almost certainly have personal information stored on it, which makes it easy to find. You also never want to use a work computer.

Use cash to buy a cheap laptop and designate it for leaks. Keep it powered off at all times except when you are using it to leak secrets.

How to deal with a depressed wife
Take suicidal talk seriously.
Suicide is a risk that runs alongside depression at any stage. If your wife talks about suicide, take it seriously.
Talk to your wife's doctor, therapist, family, and anyone who can help. If the thoughts or talk of suicide are severe, take your wife to the emergency department at your local hospital.