> Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! > > *"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." > *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" > *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. > After having met you, I've changed my mind." > *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell > until I met you." > *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but > wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" > *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin > it for me." > *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." > *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. > Like the need for therapy!!" > *"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before > this!" > *"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this > knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again." > *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." > *"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost life-like! > *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. > Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." > *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call it
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