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Output: I had very high hopes and was extremely disappointed in this beautiful hotel. I've stayed in Vegas 6 times before, all different hotels (PH towers, MGM, Cosmo....) ...Saving this one as my "dream hotel". Its really about one step up from the Monte Carlo -.- Obviously this hotel is only famous for being famous, not because its amazing I paid 700 for 2 nights 4 months in advance (so, deeply discounted due to pre-planning) for a Deluxe fountain view room. 2 queens & smoking. The difference between a deluxe & a regular fountain view room is apparently the "complimentary items" and WiFi...Save yourself $50+ and bring your own shampoo -.- BRING YOUR OWN WIFI HOTSPOT Their WiFi is HORRIFFIC and you pay extra for it!! If you can get it to connect, and KEEP it connected you'll never get a page loaded with the one bar. Not good when you have to have internet to work. Be prepared to drag your laptop to a Starbucks. I should have checked for a balcony on the listing, but I had assumed a smoking room would include one, or at the very least an opening window. You can not smoke in your room unless you intend to sleep in smoke. There is a huge pane glass window that doesn't open. it opens seriously a millimeter at the bottom. There is NO ventilation, the fan doesn't help. Even with a smoking room you have to go down to the casino to smoke! The bed was comfy but the sheets, blankets & towels were all uncomfortably cheap & scratchy :/ For the price of this hotel I'd expect not to be scraped up when drying off The room was Small, really small! Also, disappointing for the price. The furniture closes you in even more in this tiny room. The bathroom was big. The shower is big, all glass & tile floor so your feet are warm. The tub though is sad. Its regular sized but set back in so it's a dangerous pain in the ass to get in & out. Plus, no jacuzzi jets after all that work. The hotel lobby is absolutely gorgeous, the casino and everything is elegant & beautiful......the rooms are drab :/ The only upsides - I got a $100 giftcard rebate to the Crystal Shops & the pool is heated to 85. All in all I felt like I really wasted my money here, unfortunately. For the same price or cheaper you can stay in a prettier room, with a balcony or jaccuzi or a bigger room with a couch....... or all! Also, your fountain view will probably be better just about anywhere without half the building blocking it.

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Output: The pizza was talked up by at least a couple of friends, but I'm not seeing it. It's not too bad, but also no better than the chain places. Therefore, I didn't feel that it was a very good value. We ordered takeout with family, and the vote was a unanimous "meh".... crust wasn't very good, everything else was simply okay. If I lived right around the corner, I might end up here just to support the locals, but I'm definitely not making the effort to come back -- at least not for pizza.

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Output: As good as it gets. Seasonal dishes are highly recommended. Award winning chef at a very local cafe.

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I feel like such an idiot. We went on Monday to Marquee and they had their VIP line wait while the club filled to capacity. 2 hours later (don't ask why we stuck it out, I still have no clue) the club did not honor the guest list because it was after midnight by the time we arrived. So guys paid the special VIP rate of $40 and girls paid $20. Marquee is a 7,000 capacity nightclub, and there were probably 10,000 people crammed in. The VIP area IS the dance floor, but if you don't get a VIP wristband (which we did not, because we were after the midnight cutoff), security does not let you onto the floor. You're basically allowed to walk around the perimeter and go buy drinks. Felt a little scammed.