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Create a bizarre contrast between your target and something else. This brand of humor is especially appealing to kids, teenagers, and fans of slapstick. If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it? Steven Wright What hasn't already been said? What unique angle do you have? You can also get people to laugh by saying something that wouldn't normally be said about a group or person that's perceived as innocent, like kids, your grandma, nuns, kittens . . . you get the picture. A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body. Dave Attell If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been 'It's round.' Eddie Izzard Certain types of jokes seem to consistently elicit laughs even though we've all heard them before. Think "your mama" jokes, jokes about nagging girlfriends, and jokes about messy boyfriends. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Jerry Seinfeld A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?' You're not going to get people to laugh unless they can see a bit of themselves in the joke. If they don't identify with either you as the joker or with the target, you're going to have some blank looks on your hands. When people relate to a joke, it gives them a cathartic release - and that's why people like jokes in the first place, isn't it? Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Billy Connolly Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: 'No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat.' Tina Fey Puns fall into this category, as do blond jokes, baby jokes, and knock knock jokes. I will not talk to someone who has less than 10 toes. I am LACK TOES INTOLERANT. Gilbert Gottfried

summary: Add an element of the absurd. Say something shocking or unexpected. Fall back on an old standard. Make it relatable. Tell a joke so stupid it's funny.

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Avoid abstract imagery and go for concrete descriptions of people, places, and things in your poem. You should always try to describe something using the five senses: smell, taste, touch, sight, and sound. Using concrete imagery will immerse your reader in the world of your poem and make images come alive for them. For example, rather than try to describe a feeling or image with abstract words, use concrete words instead. Rather than write, "I felt happy," you may use concrete words to create a concrete image, such as, "My smile lit up the room like wildfire." Literary devices like metaphor and simile add variety and depth to your poetry. Using these devices can make your poem stand out to your reader and allow you to paint a detailed picture for your reader. Try to use literary devices throughout your poem, varying them so you do not use only metaphors or only similes in your writing. Poetry is made to be read out loud and you should write your poem with a focus on how it sounds on the page. Writing for the ear will allow you to play with the structure of your poem and your word choice. Notice how each line of your poem flows into one another and how placing one word next to another creates a certain sound For example, you may notice how the word "glow" sounds compared to the word "glitter." "Glow" has an "ow" sound, which conjures an image of warmth and softness to the listener. The word "glitter" is two syllables and has a more pronounced "tt" sound. This word creates a sharper, more rhythmic sound for the listener. Your poetry will be much stronger if you avoid cliches, which are phrases that have become so familiar they have lost their meaning. Go for creative descriptions and images in your poem so your reader is surprised and intrigued by your writing. If you feel a certain phrase or image will be too familiar to your reader, replace it with a more unique phrase. For example, you may notice you have used the cliche, "she was as busy as a bee" to describe a person in your poem. You may replace this cliche with a more unique phrase, such as "her hands were always occupied" or "she moved through the kitchen at a frantic pace."

summary: Use concrete imagery. Include literary devices. Write for the ear. Avoid cliche.

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These may indicate pancreatic cancer, or some other ailment. Since early signs and symptoms may be ambiguous, they are often not associated with the pancreas until the disease is quite advanced. Early issues include: Moderate abdominal and/or back pain Nausea (not vomiting) Loss of appetite (food is less desirable) Unexplained significant weight loss Yellow jaundice (which also causes itchy skin) Chronic pain Severe nausea Frequent vomiting Malabsorption of food Blood glucose control problems/Diabetes (since the pancreas makes and releases insulin but becomes dysfunctional). It is not easily scanned nor viewable behind the stomach and near the small intestines. The stages are: Stage 0: Not spread. A single layer/small group of cells in the pancreas -- not yet visible on imaging tests or to the unaided eye. Stage I: Local growth. Pancreatic cancer is growing in the pancreas, Stage 1A is less than 2 centimeters (0.79in) (approx 3/4 in) across, but Stage IB is greater than 2 centimeters. Stage II: Local spread. Pancreatic cancer is larger, protruding outside the pancreas, or has spread to nearby lymph nodes. Stage III: Spread nearby. The tumor has expanded such as encasing nearby major blood vessels or nerves (unlikely to be operable, unless very limited spread) -- as well as into nearby lymph nodes -- but is not known to have metastasized to any distant organ. Stage IV: Confirmed distant spread. Pancreatic cancer has been found in distant organs such as lungs, liver, colon, etc. -- probably inoperable.
summary: Watch for subtle and nonspecific signs and symptoms: Beware that in later stages there may be: Realize that the prognosis and staging of pancreatic cancer is not easily tested.