Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This place has a good rep, I just don't like it. The pizza is way too oily or greasy however you want to call it. Not for me. I hate any food that's covered in oil.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Until near the end, I was pretty upset that I had paid nearly $100 to watch something like this. Perhaps it just isn't my cup of tea. While this group is obviously talented and creative, I've just always been creeped out by the blue faces, and I still haven't been able to get over that. Other than that, I found some parts of the show entertaining--ones that satirized social media/ technology and mimicked "volunteer" audience members. I also enjoyed the parts that they played music along with the band that sits above the stage. Other times, I was just baffled. The end of the show was cool, though, in that it was almost like a party wherein everybody stands up and just dances along. So I suppose at least there's that. But that still wasn't worth the $100 orchestra ticket for me.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Food was 3 stars, service was 1 star; so 2 stars it is! Terrible service courtesy of our server Monica. If I am at a "nice" restaurant, I expect to be treated "nicely." We thought our server was just having a bad day, until we watched her interact with other tables. She was very chipper and helpful to everyone else. She didn't ask us if we had any questions, she never brought the straw we asked for, she did not bring us hot towels and lemon after we had stone crab. I don't know if she treated us this way because we looked kind of scrubby and young? That doesn't mean we don't know how to tip, lady... In fact, we still tipped 11%, which is much lower than we usually do, but much higher than I thought she deserved. Food was meh. Has anyone that has given this place over 3 stars BEEN to the original Joes in Miami?? Why would they even try to tell you it's almost the same thing as the one in Miami. Not even close. I had the best restaurant experience I've ever had in my life at Joes in Miami. Best service, best food, best everything! They didn't have the large stone crabs. From some other low star reviews I'm understanding they often don't have them. Don't even put them on the menu then... Also the lobster bisque was oddly sweet. I wanted the lobster hash I got in Miami but the only thing they had that was similar was the big daddy hash (not on the menu - hash with onions bacon and cheese). It was okay. The fried chicken was also alright, but not worth twenty dollars. It's only seven dollars in Miami and way better. Didn't get drinks because we were about to drive to LA and kind of hungover. The only thing I like about Joes Vegas vs Joes Miami is that Vegas has cocktails and liquor - Miami only has wine. I wouldn't recommend this place. There are PLENTY of other better restaurants on the strip to blow your money at. But definitely check out the Joes in Miami if you ever can. My favorite restaurant ever