Story needs to be completed:
The man was less tired after using the lawn mower than the wood chipper, because using the

My choice:
lawn mower was effortless.

Story needs to be completed:
Tina took her boyfriend to eat at a steakhouse instead of a burger joint because the

My choice:
burger joint was nasty.

Story needs to be completed:
Steven asked Kenneth when the sexual harassment training class was because

My choice:
Steven could not remember.

Story needs to be completed:
Ian's dog looks better groomed than Eric's because

My choice:
Ian did it at a doggy salon.