Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Took my parents here for heir last night's dinner in Arizona and wanted them to have a good time, well, i didn't think it was the right choice. Upon arrival, the restaurant called me to confirm my reservation i made through Opentable.com, which was very nice, and I specifically asked to be seated at a table that's quiet and has less traffic going through. As soon as we entered the restaurant, the loud music and open bar gave us a bit of shock, had only I know the atmosphere was like this, we would have gone somewhere else... at 6:30pm, this place was packed, again, not as I expected. We were taken to a bit of inner area of the restaurant, it was far enough to avoid the bar crowd, still the loud live music could not be ignored. Overall the restaurant is very dark, not sure what they were trying to have for this kind of moment, can't be romantic or cozy, simply because the music is way too loud. Decor is just, let's say, interesting... Our server was very nice, he offered us some water and warm bread immediately, and went us through the specials for the night. Both my parents liked the bread a lot so we asked for a second after placing our appetizer order. The bread came out very quickly, nice and warm outside, after splitting a piece, we found out it was ice cold inside, I'm not even joking, it was like ice in the middle, I was immediately turned down, WTF?? Did my bread just came out of the freezer and went through the microwave before arriving to my table?? It was very unpleasant... it's okay if you don't have them in-house made, but don't fake it like you did and try to serve it nice and warm when you failed to defrost the middle, such a disappointment. Our shrimp cocktail came right after placing the dinner order. Yes, they were some nice and big shrimps, but there were only four of them, yes, I paid $14 to have FOUR shrimps, I admitted they were tasty, but really? The entrees come out pretty fast and they were all very good, thank god the food was good. We had the Scallops, Chilean Sea Bass and the Lobster tail along with some steamed asparagus. All the dishes had some very nice presentations, and all very tasty, especially loved the scallops with the hint of almonds and citrus fruit (grapefruit and orange), the slightly bitter taste of the grapefruit was such a good complement to the rich scallops. We came out feeling very good about the food (minus the bread), but not so much about the restaurant itself. Like I said, had I know the atmosphere, I'd go to Ruth Chris. I can't really tell what kind of occasion would make me come back for more, it's so dark and so loud that it doesn't seem to fit for any, well, at least not for me... Overall, entrees are a 4-star rating, definitely not the bread (maybe because it was free??). Decent service. Interesting crowds. And I do not like how dark it is, way too dark... so yeah, not a family gathering kind of place, no romantic cells, no classy, not trendy, upscale (?), huge selection of wine, oh right, expense accounts, anyone?

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This was my first pro hockey game! I really enjoyed the ambiance - but one thing I didn't realize.... Hockey = ice. Ice = cold. I froze. Make sure you take a jacket to stay warm (unless you are unnaturally hot bodied) and you will have a blast. They have all the bells and whistles with the lights and music blaring - just fun! We sat in the nosebleeds - but still really enjoyed the game. We got to the area before the game to grab a bite to eat - every place was packed. The prices also were higher than what the menu had posted - not sure if this is common at all the restaurants around the arena.... We went to the game right as it was starting, and were surprised by all the empty seats. They slowly filled up - so if you are on time, it is pretty easy to get in and to your seats.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I waited too, forever. They told me it was because they were implementing a new computer system. I went in for a blood test at 10 am, I waited until 11 am to have the blood drawn after I had been fasting since the previous night. I was a little surprised when I went into the office for bioidentical hormones because most of the patients were men who were far too muscular. The treatment she gave me, testerone, made me sick. I got acne in my public area. Nothing, absolutely nothing was said to me about the possible side effects or health risks of what she was giving me. I smoke and you are not even supposed to take anything like that when you do. Also, because they use a compounding pharmacy, they are not required to give you any handouts with the medication regarding possible side effects. The really frustrating part is that she told me that 'most' of the tests would be covered by the wellness plan on my insurance. The bill is over $2000. After many, many calls to my insurance provider, Vitality and Quest Diagnostics, guess what? Not covered, even though they had all the insurance info prior to doing the tests.They are only interested in making money. Everyone in the office calls her 'Dr Thomas' and she only has a phd, she is not a medical doctor. One more thing, the nurse didn't change the paper on the medical table prior to my examination, I had to ask her to do it.