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An example of an negative review: My boyfriend and I went there last night, and I've been there for brunch before as well. It's down the street from my house, so I WANT it to be good because it's so cute and cozy, but I've never had anything I've actually liked there. I got the burger, which was decent, but it had this kind of garlic cheese spread on it, and when you're eating it on porous ciabatta bread, it has a tendency to leak out the holes in the bread all over your hands. My boyfriend got one of the pizzas, which was burnt on the edges like it had been cooked too long. We also weren't filled with confidence when 100% of the time we've passed by, the cook has been outside on his phone smoking a cigarette. Maybe my boyfriend's food was overcooked because he had to take a very important call. When I went for brunch, I had the crab eggs benedict, and it was pretty flavorless. For what I'm paying there, I'd like to actually enjoy my food, but I was so underwhelmed, and since it's always been dead in there and it's got wood floors, everything you say echoes, which can be awkward. One more thing: when you look at the menu online, the "lunch and dinner menu" is the lunch menu. The entrees and the prices change when you actually eat dinner there. I would have saved money and been better fed by going next door to America's Taco Shop.

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An example of an negative review: This place is a joke. And not only this location. They use to be decent but after weeks of asking for Serious Mass, which most places carry they continue to tell me they would order some. They use to carry it regularly. Even told me twice they would set some aside for me. Neither time did it happen and one time the rep told me they forgot to order it. They have low variety, unless you want their brand of stuff. They constantly try to push it on you. Never have the flavors you want and the staff seems to care less if you come back or not. Lets not talk about the time I asked for whey protein and the lady pointed me to the section with creatine. Want a better store that's considerably cheaper and offer a WIDE variety of products, go to Las Vegas Discount Nutrition. If they don't have a product they will order it for the next day. He'll even one of the guys ran to a nearby store to pick up what I need. Goodbye NR, you lost a regular customer.

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An example of an negative review: Very disappointed. We usually stay at the Luxor but decided to splurge, not worth it. The TV in the bathroom wasn't working which made for a boring bath. The wi-fi access comes and goes every 5 minutes. We had a view facing the strip but all you can really see is the airport. The bathtub is barely able to fit one small woman and the grout in the shower was peeling. I didn't complain because I didn't want to waste my time waiting for anything to get fixed. Walls are super thin and the pipes knock all the time. The staff is great but we will not b staying here again. Too bad.

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An example of an positive review: Delicious fish tacos on Sunday, and let's not forget the bar side music of Roger Enrico. This is our second time here and the food and atmosphere is perfect.