She 's getting married next year , and now she gets to scope out everything . It 's like a test run for her . I was just doing it because I genuinely cared about you . I had considered turning you down , because I really could n't afford it , but I figured the money would magically appear as I needed it , which is what usually happens .
Answer the following question: What are they doing that they ca n't afford ?

Being in the wedding party .

Mature , is n't she ? So it hurts when I walk , and it 's the worst pain ever when I ' m using what it 's for . The pain is so bad , the first time I went after my surgery , I bent over and bit down on a roll of toilet paper and destroyed it and I do n't reccomend it . It taste bad .
Answer the following question: What did they put in their mouth ?

toilet paper

I woke up with body and stomach cramps and a mild temperature ... oh oh . So I basically ate nothing and spent the day in bed . It proved the right strategy because 24 hours later I was much improved ! In retrospect I had the virus for a couple of days and the muscle pains were part of what made the bed uncomfortable .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator potentially sore ?

They are suffering from a flu .

You know how sometimes you pass a squashed skunk on the road or catch a whiff of one roving around in the underbrush and your reaction is " Phew ! That sure is smelly ! " My friends , you have no idea .
Answer the following question: What has the writer just experienced ?
A skunk just sprayed her or something very near her .