Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Maybe it's just me, but I like to go to a place and feel like I'm welcome. The staff here give you the impression that you're killing their buzz by daring to pay to get in, and daring to pay over the odds for their wares from behind the bar. And over the odds is exactly that. 2 pints, and a vodka and coke - 16. SIXTEEN POUNDS! Not to mention the floor that becomes like an ice rink after an hour, the poorly organised cloakrooms and just the horrible feeling that you'd be better off somewhere, anywhere else. It's not the worst place I've been - but it's not far from it. Improvements, please!
Q: negative

A: They got me with the huge Happy Hour banner outside of the bar. Happy hour on a Saturday starting at 4pm and it was 3:56pm? Yes, please! We sat down and waited 5 minutes but there was only a bartender for the entire bar, bar tables and lounge area. I went to the bar to get the menu and the bartender apologized but said there was a waitress for that area. We chose what we wanted and there was still no sight of our waitress, so my Hubs went to the bar to order. In that time, our waitress came back to the lounge area. My Hubs had been standing in line at the bar for 10 minutes before he got to the front of the line. When the bartender saw she had returned, he sent him away instead of just entering the order. After our waitress took our order, the drinks arrived 13 minutes after and the food another 10 minutes after that. Yes, I was so agitated at this time that I had started a draft review. Everyone who was there had drinks and there was only 2 other couples waiting to place their drinks. I'm pretty steamed at this time, BUT they could have redeemed themselves on the food! We got the mac and cheese squares that everyone had raved about, the philly spring rolls and the kettle chip nachos. The kettle chip nachos could easily have fed a good 4 people. I liked the crunch of the chips and the cheese sauce but the short ribs on the nachos were not that great. I can't place my finger on if it wasn't salted enough but I'll give it to them...the meat was very tender. The philly spring rolls were meaty, cheesy and crunchy. Those were definitely my top choice in the 3 we ordered. The mac and cheese looked great, had a amazing breaded crunch but failed in taste. My Hubs described it as "deep fried butter noodles," which is spot on. There was no oozy cheese sauce or cheese flavor at all. I ate half a square and did not finish the rest. We ended up leaving most of that dish behind. Might be back for the nachos & spring rolls if we are gambling in this casino again but I would definitely not purposely come here to eat. In the time we were there, we saw another group sit, wait and then give up and leave. If you must, I would advise you to sit at the bar...the bartender was a pretty fast fellow and he owned his part of the bar.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: THE nicest people you will ever meet. I have been going here once per week for a few weeks for polish changes. They do a great job and make it an enjoyable experience. It is very clean inside and nicely decorated. I rarely have to wait more than 5 minutes and they never seem rushed. I usually have my 3 year old with me who sits on my lap, and they talk with her and make her smile. I am finally getting to writing a review because of a wonderful experience I had today. I decided to take my two girls in for Valentine's day nail painting as a special treat. My oldest went first and I was watching with my other daughter on my lap. My youngest accidentally bumped a bottle of nail polish off the table which proceeded to smash all over the floor. I was mortified. They immediately began telling me "don't worry, don't worry!" And my daughter was looking pretty sad because she knew she messed up. They were coming up to her and saying "don't be sad, it's ok!" Afterward when they wanted to charge me next to nothing for doing the girls' nails, I wanted to leave a large tip as an apology and a thank you. They wouldn't let me! So of course I did anyway and just told the gals to split it. I still feel terrible about the mess but am amazed at how nice they were about it. Please go here and support these folks and their wonderful business!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: The two best rolls on planet earth: Somethings Wrong #69 & I Love My Ass. I also really enjoyed the Screaming Orgasm =-)
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Made a reservation for 8:15 last night at Cioppino. We arrived at 8:15 and were told that our table wasn't ready yet. They asked us to wait in the bar so my husband ordered a drink. That was the last contact that was made with us until 9:00 when we told them that we were going to another restaurant. Then the hostess told us that our table was ready. Really?? Then why hadn't anyone come to find us? They didn't apologize once for our 45 minute wait. They just acted surprised when we said that we were leaving. How is the food. We 'll never know because we won't be back. Our first impression was enough for us to know that this is not our kind of place.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
I LOVE TOTAL WINE SO HARD IT HURTS. OUCH. IT HURTS. SEE? :) I've been to a few locations here in the valley, all of which have been amazing, this one just seems to tickle me in that right spot.. Their staff is a bit friendlier, and outgoing than the other's I've been to, and can talk you into buying just about anything.. SUCH a good thing, when it comes to value priced booze!