input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: So after several years of coming here for coffee I have to say that I finally have had my first bad encounter. Since 2005 I've enjoyed buying my coffee and studying here, and never had a problem. This morning my girlfriend and I came here to have coffee. I bought two coffees and a scone. Now on our way I bought a breakfast sandwich from Jack in the Box, not the best breakfast, but I had a craving to go with my coffee. We sat down and had our coffee and food. A while after, an employee came by and told us that we could not bring that food (Jack in the Box) into their establishment. The reason given is that their food is Kosher and it is blessed by a rabbi, and our food "tainted" theirs. I didn't make an argument of it, and acknowledge the employees' statement. If what I did was a violation of this establishments rules, then I think it is a bad business practice of not making it known to the customers prior to entering. I would have accepted and better understood if there was a sign outside stating"No Outside Food", especially if it is non-Kosher food. But to not do so and tell a customer that they "tainted" the store's food is a horrible and shoddy business practice. I'm usually not the type to bring outside food into a coffeehouse and rare if I do, yet I have done so in the past at other places and never had a problem as long as I am buying something there as well. I'm sure this place won't miss my patronage, but I do think they lack in some character as a business.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Awesome food and staff! Love that they sell and use boars head deli meat
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
The other weekend I was jonesing for some Vietnamese chow. And the only place i'd ever heard of in my new area was Pho Bac No.1. So shot in the dark, I gave it a try. Well it's done and I ain't never ordering again. There was this pork soup. It was horrible. The pork bits, and I normally LOVE pig meat, looked like little turds floating in a bouillon that tasted like soapy dirty dish water. After 2 spoonfuls I was DONE with that soup. I had the beef and chicken combo, I went for safe stuff, but then these utilitarian restaurants never offer much more than this. The chicken was dry and crunchy. The beef was a really cheap cut and tasted boiled more than it did grilled. The noodles, well I tasted Ramen noodles in my student days that tasted better than this. And the whole dish needed to be sandstormed with salt to give just a little taste. The only thing that tasted like anything was the spring roll which was plural on the menu, I was wondering where the second one was. And it only tasted good once thoroughly dunked in the dipping sauce. And I don't even know if it's an authentic dish from Viet-Nam or not but most Vietnamese restaurants serve Fried Bananas and boy do I love those. I love bananas and then the idea of deep frying them and dipping them in syrup, well that's just awesome but I digress. I ordered the Fried Bananas anyway and that also was a mistake. They tasted pre-fab out of a box and the syrup was made with Maple Syrup. I had no clue that the Vietnamese had maple syrup as part of their culture nor that Viet-Nam was part of North-America and that the Natives cultures taught them how to get the sap from the Maple... in Viet-Nam.