Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone continues, making slow progress. Now, she
stumbles out of their rooms.

He puts shaving cream on the man's face. He then
dries wax on his mouth and rubs his legs.

A man shows how to start fire with a device and a small piece of wood. Then, the man
takes a puff of paint on over a wood rod in the wood.