input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: BONJOUR!!!!! I am not a big fan of Frenchy. In fact, I wanted to name my first born French Frie just to piss Frenchy off! That being said, I never really got down with French food, French's mustard, French Onion Soup.... Wait, strike that. I love me some french onion soup. I guess what picture I am attempting to paint is that I can't stand French anything. I wanted to find a really romantic setting for brunch with my lovely lady while we were in Vegas and wouldn't you know it. I was Yelping my ass off for like 3 days, no luck. Then, I saw Mon Ami Gabi pop up on the homepage and some girl gave it 4 stars, so I said that's the place, no matter what. I didn't know it was Frenchy til I saw it was at hotel Paris and by that time, it was really too late. I already dove in the pool so it was time to swim. The place was bonkers packed when we got there, but I made a reservation through Yelp and we bypassed the blue haired ladies stankin' up the joint with their strong ass Avon perfume and were seated inside, but in the solarium. Perfect people watching seats, right in front and not baking in the sun. Coffee = Strong = Bon (that's French for good) French Toast was bomb! Fresh bread, crunchy goodness on the outside and soft, warm gooey center. Blueberry compote/syrup wasn't too sweet and adds a nice tartness that I only wish I could replicate at home. Side of bacon was crispy, greasy (in a great way) and so delicious! It clearly wasn't cooked in a pan b/c it didn't have that funky curl to it. It was nice and flat. I was hoping for a side of the bacon grease to lather myself up with as we sat poolside, but that's a bit excessive. Elizabeth ordered the traditional breakfast and the eggs were cooked perfectly. Nice and runny, just the way she likes it. Hash browns were crispy, French muffin (English muffin but follow along please) served with freshly whipped butter, which was delicious, creamy and delightful. The service was fantastic and I didn't know what to expect b/c the place is jumpin with tourists, everyone wants first class service and I don't know about anyone else, but we got it. For example, as we were being seated the hostess chatted us up with some basic chit chat and pulled the chair out for both of us, nice touch. I love that I can trust Yelp to pave the way for a lovely event. Thanks for the love Yelpers!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Waiting for my plane and this was the only choice. Jose Cuervo, not a fan. As Matt stated, it's a bar in an airport. Indeed. Service sucked. Burned out humans.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I have to say the food was AWESOME! The only reason I give this place the rating I did is because of the experience I had with a foreign object in my food...twice. Half way thru my meal I noticed a piece of metal in my food, luckily I did not eat this but it made me loose my appetite immediately. The server was great and promptly brought over the manager, who was very apologetic. It turned out that the metal was part of the steel wool that they used to clean the pans. They offered to take the food portion off my bill and it was greatly appreciated. They asked me if I would like another dish to take home (as I'd lost my appetite for the evening after almost eating metal) which was a nice gesture and I said yes please, if you'd like me to come back. I left that evening with my next day's lunch in my hands and an overall good opinion of Vivace. I had restaurant experience and am well aware of how these things can happen so didn't hold much against them regarding the unfortunate mishap. The next day I warmed up half of my take out and half way thru eating ended up with another foreign object in my mouth! This time it turned out to be a flimsy piece of plastic the size of a toothpick! I know that these things happen BUT twice in basically one meal is unacceptable and makes me wonder how many other times something like this has happened here and hasn't been reported. It's unfortunate that this happened because I really did like Vivace's food, atmosphere and service but I can't eat food from a place that has a hazard of choking on metal and plastic.