Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they
Example Output: hop around on the side and begin dancing.

Example Input: And someone remains in the dominant position. He
Example Output:
pulls out the blind.