In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
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Question: Great tea and chicken chimi, unfortunately it stopped there.
First of all the seats are horrible and pitch you forward causing you to have to put your feet up on the table rail to push yourself back onto the seat. We got our drinks, ice tea for both of us, very fresh brewed tea. As a matter of fact, some of the best ever. Then the guacamole came out...not bad but nothing great, wouldn't get it again. Next came the entrees. Chicken chimichanga, Spanish rice, guacamole, black beans and lettuce & tomatoes. Let's go down the list. Chicken chimi: excellent. Spanish rice: inedible. Guacamole: had gone bad, why on the same order one is good and one is bad is beyond me. Black beans: under seasoned, didn't eat 'em. Lettuce & tomatoes: didn't even try it, got one piece of lettuce with a bite of chimi and it was sour.
Now on to the staff. Our waitress was adequate but the wait staff and bar staff on a whole stood around and talked way too much to each other. One of the cooks did little more than talk on his cell phone while waiting on orders. The girl working with him had to literally yell at him in order to get his attention so that he would work.

I won't be going back. If it weren't for the chimi I would have given 1 star.

Update: The assistant manager contacted me and offered coupons to come back or refund my money. I couldn't bring myself to get the coupons to go back nor could I justify getting my money back because then I would feel obligated to go back. No change to my rating, I just thought it fair to let others know that they do seem to care that they get bad feedback.

Answer: NEGATIVE

Question: Pho is a special meal reserved only for the lunch after a crazy night of partying from the previous night. Usually, it's a cheap meal that is satisfying both to the stomach and the wallet. I know that everything is marked up in Vegas, but this place was extremely disappointing in both service and food quality. We were staying at the Palazzo across the street so we thought it would be a good idea to make a quick walk across the street for some pho. I know, it's so typical that us Asians have to get Asian food even in Vegas.

We have a pretty large party of 12 so we end up waiting about 20 minutes for a table. Then when we are finally seated, we are separated into two parties of six, which would've been fine until my group was seated in the back of the restaurant, where there were plenty of tables and seats. On top of that, our waitress took forever to even greet us and bring us drinks. When we finally ordered, the food came out more disappointing than the service.

You know the pho isn't going to be that good when the beef slices are stuck together. They're supposed to be thinly sliced. It looked as if they had been frozen and tossed into the boiling broth to cook quickly, but stuck together because they were never separated. The broth was below average and everything was just off. Then we ended up paying a premium for our meal and got the hell out of there. For that price, we might as well have paid the extra money to eat at a buffet. The portions are also small so I was still hungry after finishing the bowl. Pho at TI is just terrible. Save your money and go to a buffet to fill your stomach.

Answer: NEGATIVE

Question: Oh my God KEEP IT!
BUMMER TOWN, USA

If you're looking for the place you saw on TV, do yourself a favor find somewhere else to eat. (it's nothing like the one that was in Arizona)

The whole shock value part of it was a little funny at first; you get the gown, all the waitresses are young Vegas girls (Fremont Vegas girls), big weight scale, morbidly obese eat free, no diet sodas or light beer, God forbid you ask for some water. ..kinda funny? Yeah great, other than that, heart attack grill kinda blows.

List of things you're not allowed to do (seriously):
Share a burger with a friend
Drink water
Tell your waitress how you want your burger
Take off the gown

I guess I'll start with the burgers: totally not good. Unseasoned beef, stale bread roll, bacon that was cooked an hour before you even showed up. NO fixings...not even lettuce/tomato/pickles or regular onions just ketchup mustard and mayonnaise.

The fries: I'm all for junk food and all but these fries that are supposedly fried in lard were laaaaaaame. It was a nice little basket of soggy and burnt (which I though was impossible to do) fries.

Shake: got the chocolate one. I guess it's funny to have the ""worlds most fattening shake"" on the menu...but any dork could throw a stick of butter in a chocolate malt. Imagine sippin' on movie theater butter and melted chocolate.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for over indulgence, but heart attack grill is so dirt. Its not even funny, it's just kinda sad and depressing. Save that Vegas money for something else.

If this didn't convince you that this place BUMMER FEST 2011...

I suggest you read Ruben's review.

Answer:
NEGATIVE