Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He

Ex Output:
empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

Ex Input:
He and someone exchange looks as the latter strides up the pretty long haired woman, someone. He

Ex Output:
starts to kiss her friend but she grabs someone in the head.

Ex Input:
Someone moves away and Little someone's shoulders sag. Someone

Ex Output:
smiles and waves her hands out.