Question:
Well I m in the school library , enjoying my bran new shiny broad band internet with the teeny weeny modem . I m waiting for my teacher to go over my draft , so I can dash to mums and print the stupid thing . Well , draft edited , printed and submitted , and I m now at home . Bunch of CUNT drivers on the road .
Answer the following question: What may happen after submitting my draft ?
Answer:
I will wait to get it back .
Question:
Another buffet . Plastinated corpse.2:50pm Yum . Buffet was fantastic ! I had lasagne , hot dog , curly fries , sausage , peppers , ketchup , brownie , fudge cake and chocolate mousse ( but not all at the same time ) .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator feeling a bit sluggish ?
Answer:
They ate a lot of food .
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My pretty new laptop came in the mail this morning ! ! ! And I was able to pay my bro for it faster then I thought . I ' ve never owned my own computer before . Desktop or laptop , I ' ve never had one of my own .
Answer the following question: Why is this my first time getting my own computer ?
Answer:
My parents are n't rich and could n't afford buying everyone in the house a computer .