Sentiment analysis: Are there negative stars? No? Well apparently I have to give 1 according to Yelp. Fine, but I'll have you know my experience today at Bacchanal's brunch charade was horrendous. I'll keep it simple by listing my complaints in bullet form so that you, Bacchanal, can try to improve from the below sea level rank I experienced today: 1: at the door, no it wasn't a door, it was a bizarre self check in counter type thing. But I was really checking myself into a black hole you call your restaurant. Have you ever heard of reservations? Or maybe a numbering system that even my deli was able to figure out. 2: if I totaled the amount of time I got my ticket and waited in line, it was 3.5 hours. Do you know what could happen in 3.5 hours? I could've watched an entire football game or taken a plane to Dallas with some time to spare. Anyway, we were corralled in these never ending ropes like cattle. 3: the line got out of hand so we all started arguing where everyone was and the people with platinum passes who only had to wait 30 min got in before me. If someone has platinum passes, they should have a separate line or if they are in a party of 6 or more they should've been put into the 6+ line on the other side of the restaurant. Everyone was in the same line! The fault all started at the beginning and it got worse. The greeter didn't know how to handle the crowd. The organization was garbage. 4: the food was cold, the lines were long, and your food was sub par. Guys though, I'll be nice. I'm not a mean person. I'll compliment you in some way so you won't be entirely depressed: 1: nice efficient service staff! Our waitress was very sweet. 2: good food variety. I'm sorry Bacchanal, but rot in your grave, because I hope no one goes. You're dead to me.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: In town visiting a college on Jan. 3rd, 2013. Hotel person recommended Oregano's so we thought we would give it a try. We were pleasantly surprised. Our waitress was very good - Sarah. I had the turkey and provolone sandwich, my husband had the Italian sandwich and my daughter had the garlic chicken lasagne. If we lived here we could eat there again but alas there is no Oreganos in Fresno, CA.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: I went here on a Friday after having a crappy day. I actually wanted to go to Cadillac Ranch, but they were charging cover. No thanks. San Felipe's it was. I had fun. But, maybe I just washed my sorrow's away by the music and alcohol. Plenty of people dancing... and plenty of people out sitting at the picnic tables. The biggest gripe I had was that for the entire place, there seemed to be two bartenders. While they did awesome, it would have been nicer to have one more for a place that was packed. Ya know? I have had the food here before, but I can't really remember it. So all I can say is that I didn't die from it.
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positive