Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We found a groupon for this place and figured we would try it. The four of us made an adventure up the strip to Harrah's and by the time we found KGB we were starving. The hostess didn't even show up to the front until 5 minutes after I had been standing there. Then, we were told it would be a 10 minute wait. 20 minutes later we were finally seated. The previous check and tip were still sitting on the table. Our waitress came and took our order and didn't even realize that it was just sitting there. Ten minutes later she walked by and we finally told her and handed it to her, no thank you or any sign of appreciation. I've never had a server with such little personality, ever. The entire time we were never asked if we needed anything else to drink and after 30 minutes a runner brought us our food. He was nice enough to refill our waters, thankfully. The food was delicious. I had the chicken cali, but the rest of the group had burgers. Everyone was extremely happy with the meal, but the service was absolutely awful. I will never go back here or recommend that anyone go because of the service, but the food is great.
Q: negative

A: I didnt get to go into the salon. I called to make an appointment, and had one set! when i mentioned the groupon i purchased all of a sudden my appointment was canceled... im demanding a refund.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The food is way overrated. The ambiance, patio, service, decor, and drinks are fantastic, and the shows on the lake are bizarre, I loved them. The staff were very accommodating as our party went from 4 to 6 to 7 to 6. We asked for and received awesome patio seating in VERY uncomfortable patio chairs. Note to management: get some cushions for those chair backs! The server was well trained, as were all of the staff. Didn't love the description of what makes beef Kobe, but she didn't hedge with the info and I give her credit for that. Her "I don't mind, I'm not doing it to the animals" was a little snarky, but that's ok. I was surprised that the only grass-fed beef option was a special. I would assume they'd have had more options. The staff were flexible with our late-comer who I was ordering for ahead of time, and were concerned about when to start his food; they came up with a plan for that, which was very kind. The patio is great, especially on a beautiful night like we had. The interior is really beautiful, in a very simple, modern way. Very comfortable looking, while maintaining sophistication. But back to the food--it was fine. My scallops were good though overpriced, everyone's dinners were fine; no complaining, but no raving at all. And this is a food-raving bunch when it's warranted. There was nothing special about the scallops, the risotto under, or the grass-fed NY strip. The asparagus was fine, the scalloped potatoes were too much goo and not enough potato, and I'd say the only to-die-for item on the table were the sauteed mushrooms. They were heavenly--but with enough butter, anyone can make heavenly mushrooms. My bottomline: Won't be back here. We'll try Morels or Del Monico's at the Venetian next time, or continue on our hunt for A++++ restaurants at $$ prices. Because that's when something is really special!
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Output: I love the Dr and the staff. Remember though, if your insurance is shit, like mine, it's not their fault. The clinic is very professional. I love going there.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: You know it's bad when a McDonald's gets a 1 star review...I mean, seriously: none of us expect anything fancy when we go to a McDonald's. The whole point of going to McDonald's is indulging in some not-good-for-you food on the go in your busy life. In my case, I just wanted a small meal/snack that wouldn't cost me as much as the stuff in Kennywood would. I hadn't even eaten at a McDonald's in about eight years or so. And I quickly remembered why! Forget the fact that McDonald's food isn't great. We all know it's not great. The problem here is that they added insult to injury by giving you the worst customer service ever in addition to not so good food. For starters, I quickly discovered that the drive-thru here is the ABSOLUTE slowest line on planet Earth. You certainly won't be getting any fast food here! Then, once I FINALLY placed my order, and finally got to the window to pay (because of course I spent a lot of time waiting for the people in front of me to even get their orders), a young woman took my card, swiped it...and didn't say another word. I waited thinking she was printing a receipt - nope! Eventually - after whipping out her phone and sending a text or two - she realized I was still there and told me to go to the next window for my food. Whatever, I figured, forget the receipt; by then I was pretty sure she had moved on to other orders and couldn't print my receipt anyway. On to the next window, where I was given my food and drink...and I proceeded to quickly discover they gave me no straw and for some reason, layered my Big Mac as such: bread, bread, patty, patty, bread. ...seriously, how does one even mess that up? I give one brownie point because the fries really were actually pretty good...but they were not worth the wait or trouble. I concur with the other reviewers: skip this place. Completely. Just keep driving. Anywhere else is better and less of a waste of your time and money, and the people here are so slow that you'll spend more time waiting for your food then you will eating it.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Resembles Disney land from outside but is nowhere close to a luxury hotel. The moment you enter the lobby you are greeted with a wierd odor that turns you off. It's way too strong and gave me sneezes. The so called tower room had a horrid view... Facing the other tower. And the amenities suck. Pillow covers and comforter were torn and room stank. The only things positive was that house keeping was prompt and pool area is awesome to relax. Oh and did I mention it's the only hotel on earth that does not have wifi and just one horrid LAN cable.., well that's ridiculous. Even motel6 has high speed wifi... Next time I visit Vegas. I wouldn't mind paying a few extra bucks n staying on the strip in some pricey hotel... At least I cud brag abt it...