Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Papilio served great food, has a cosy atmosphere and friendly staff enthusiastic about their job and proud of their restaurant. We ordered the marinated olives to enjoy with the house wine and beer - we had been given the head's up that the Calzone Ripieno would take 15-20 minutes as it is such a thick folded pizza. It was well worth the wait. Generously stuffed with mozarella, spicy sausage, ham, mushrooms and tomatoes, it was a perfect match to the Italian beer and red wine. We also ordered the Gnocchi Al Gorgonzola e Spinaci which is as good as I have ever tasted. I would go back to Papilio for the Gnocchi alone. To finish we had a double expresso each and were given a small bowl of bite sized ameretto biscottis. They were so good that we cheekily asked for a few more and the waiter generously filled another bowl for us. When we arrived for lunch, there was a family group of 14 people that were comfortably accommodated so it seems to be a great place for couples, families and groups. Our total was just under 40 for three drinks, starter, two mains and two coffees which was well worth it. We will definitely be returning to Papilio.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Apparently, I am "riff raff", and not an "adult", because the prices at the Opus Lounge are exactly what keeps me from going to it. I find it totally ridiculous that for the same price as a "chocotini", I could go buy a BOTTLE of vodka and some Hershey's syrup, because that's exactly what the crap tasted like. I guess I don't really care to hang out at the type of place where people are supposed to get an self-esteem boost because they paid a lot of money for their drink.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Went to Haze nightclub parked in North Valet. Club very lame absolutely nothing to see or enjoy then to cap off my boring night when I arrived home discovered valet had lost half of my keys including my house key and office key. It had only been 15 minutes since I had left so I called Aria frantically (correct contact number also very difficult to find on my mobile like really) but after being told a supervisor world call me in ten minutes I had to call back after 20 minutes to be put on hold for ten minutes! I'm furious and locked out of my house!!! I hang up John or Sean calls after five more minutes or so tells me to call security and lost & found blah blah blah before I lose my mind and scream why can't you just have radioed North Valet 30 minutes ago to find my keys?! Also the Aria sucks just go to the airport it's the same horrific service and atmosphere