Sentiment analysis: Man, was I disappointed in this restaurant. I love On the Border. Usually when I have gone here in other states, I love it. Not this spot. I always love the salsa and get the XX fish tacos. First, the wait staff was not very good. When our food came, we asked for more salsa. That never came. So we asked another guy and he brought it. We ordered the queso and guacamole. The queso tastes like cheap velvetta cheese. The guacamole was ok, but too many onions for my taste. The salsa was still pretty good. The fish tacos were just not that good. Too much cabbage and veggies and not enough sauce. They were bland. The rice was very good, but the refried beans were not. The waiter did ask how the food was and I made a sour face and said, meh...it was ok. He talked right past it to go get our check. LOL! Guess he really didn't care. The manager came by because I had a groupon and when he asked, I told him we wouldn't be back. I told him what was wrong and he apologized and gave us an additional $10 off. So I will give 2 stars since the manager, rice and salsa were all good. :) The rest wasn't. :(

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Sentiment analysis: "Free and Sloppy" Finally came in for the first time ever. Took one look around and hated the place. Totally obnoxious layout. Bar in the middle surrounded by table seating. Long wall/counter thing on the right. No symmetry at all. I hate not having symmetry. Makes me feel more unbalanced than I already am. Found a stool beside a sloppy girl and her beau. She was worried about a job interview she had in an hour. Apparently she thought drinking beer beforehand was wise. Idiot. I pulled out my battered wallet. Yup. Still there. A twenty-five dollar gift card from a wonderful little friend. Bartender came over and asked if I wanted a menu. I said yes and asked for a glass of Blue Moon. Looked over the menu. Bunch of burgers and sandwichy things mostly. Something about all the fries you want too. Whatever. Went with an A.1. burger. Thing was alleged to have wood smoked bacon, some garden stuff and cheese. All on an onion roll with onion straws. Great. Sipped my beer and listened to Sloppy Girl moan about her interview. Bitch just didn't want to go. Thought about buying her a few shots of tequila. Ha. Food came. Burger looked skimpy. Like something the public school system serves. Could barely see the meat. Could barely taste the meat. Could barely wait to leave. Fries were okay. They refilled the basket with like three of them each time I asked for more. Thanks so much. Really you shouldn't have. I skipped a second beer and asked for the check. It was like fourteen bucks or something. My gift card was for twenty-five. I knew I wouldn't ever be coming back so I told the bartender he could keep the balance for a tip. He rolled his eyes and shook his head. Not even a thank you for like a 70% tip. But that's become pretty typical here in Vegas. A lot of ungrateful people. Guess he thought I should have left him my house and cars with a little 401k on top. I was happy to get out of that place. Even happier knowing I'd never have to return. Kind of like getting a divorce from an insignificant other. Anyway, I hope Sloppy skipped her interview. Although I guess it doesn't matter. She wasn't going to get the job anyway. Unless, of course, the interviewer had been drinking as well. Viva Las Vegas!

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Sentiment analysis: Request Levi as your instructor!!! He is AMAZING! He's got so much energy and has a great personality!!! We had a blast and wished we could have gone again right after our first session with him! This is a must do in Vegas!

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positive