IN: I asked for a beer but got a Heineken instead .I was surprised to see some people taking a winterjacket but shortly after I realised why : it was verrrrrrry cold inside the plane.4 hours later lights were switched on during sunrise , flying in Sudanese airspace . A breakfast was offered ( together with coffee / tea ) . Again , portions were not generous .
Why does the narrator feel so cramped ?

OUT: They in a plane .

IN: Certainly no bloody foreigners and no enforced metrication and I ' ve now forgotten entirely what it was I was going to say . Best be on our way ! The ratcatcher suggested . Before they paint double yellow lines all round us and start charging us for entry .
What is the narrator and others around them railing against ?

OUT: They are against expatriates .

IN: Nico Rosberg was second and sadly , Lewis Hamilton came in at third position . Both Ferraris did nt even score a point at all . What a disappointment . After the race was the presentation of the trophy and stuff . Then there was this special edition of the noose ... haha .
For whom might have the noose been prepared ?

OUT:
None of the above choices .