Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Nice, new and clean. I like this Circle K, but all Circle K's lose a star for overcharging for 5 Hour Energy drinks. Also, they charge 75 cents for air. I'd rather go to QT where the air is free.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: So, what is this!? What is this awesomeness they call "Guiness and Beef Stew"!? I mean, really? And WHY haven't I tried it before. God, it was excellent. Anyway, we were in Vegas this past weekend and had an actual rare night to ourselves (me and the lady) so we went to look for food. Our TAO reservations were for the day after and so we yelped what was good near the area. Of course, Ri Ra popped up, and we liked the name, so we chanced it. I was actually quite worried we wouldn't find the place, but it's actually easy to spot. Just head down to the area between Mandalay Bay and Luxor. Then, look for the huge Guinness store. It's part of/next to/permanently attached to the hip to Ri Ra. So, anyway, I ordered the stew and she ordered the Fish and Chips. She ordered some crazy drink, and I ordered some kind of Oktoberfest. But, I wish now I grabbed a (insert blarney accent here) "point". It'd go so good with the Stew. Anyway, I'll give this place the four stars because of that stew. She loved it. I loved it. It had this slight hint of the popular Irish pint. But, I think it actually added more to the flavor because of its bitterness. The beef was really soft, and though I'd rather have potato chunks, the mash was soft and delicious. Service, for us anyway, was great. They were attentive, though sometimes we'd go for fairly long stretches between checks. Though, we were quite in the middle of conversation for most of the night, so I actually thought it was nice of them to leave mostly well enough alone. Come here for the stew! Good lord. Now I gotta find a place in LA that serves that stuff even better!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Lane's has wonderful cookies and donuts, but what drops it from a 4/5 star review is the service. I usually stop in on my way to visit family and bring them some treats, as well as pick up something for myself to eat and drink. This most recent visit was the first I had tried something from the drink menu and I was not impressed. I should have went to McDonald's and got a better tasting drink at a more reasonable price. The service if you aren't a regular there isn't the friendliest or the most prompt. I ordered my drink and some treats. The person who took my order took her time informing me that the person who would make my drink was in the back getting a cake for another customer. That was something I would have appreciated knowing when I ordered because I had been waiting for over five minutes by then. Another customer, an older woman, who must have been a regular came in. The person's whole demeanor changed - she was friendly and helpful. At this point, I'm getting annoyed waiting for my drink while the customer who is it for can't get off his cell phone. I hope that maybe the customer service improves because I'm not sure I will be making another special trip to Lane's in the future.