Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Ordered food here and was happy to see that they were open early as a lot of the other places in the area seemed to open much later. I called and was put on hold for about five minutes so I hung up. I got a call back to place the order but I should have stayed away. I ultimately ordered the spring roll and the spicy chicken fried rice. I got spring rolls and regular fried rice. This was a big problem because the regular fried rice looks like it was boiled in chicken broth with a few veggies tossed in it. It would have been salvageable if I got some chili packets but that wasn't the case. I called and went over my situation with the the person that answered and was told that she couldn't do anything because her driver wasn't there and neither was the manager. I didn't see why this was a problem and suggested that she place a new order and have the driver deliver it when he gets back. That made a lot of sense to me but made no sense to the person that answered for some reason. This was a bad experience all around. This was my first time here and it will definitely be my last.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The food was not even mediocre. It was quite terrible. The service for ok - nothing great - the only person I actually wanted to pay was the busboy. Ordered a burger - medium well - bland - burnt. My friend ordered the turkey wraps and French onion soup - and was so sick the entire night - I would normally say it potentially could not have been the food but that's all we had eaten the entire day. Avoid it. Paris needs to up its game. Food is a big thing to a lot of people. It could make a place ior break it. Dissappointed. Should have stayed at the Bellagio instead

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Melrose Pharmacy is a throwback to a time that probably never existed. The place is charming. Teresa (Theresa?) the pharmacist / owner rocks the pharmacy world, and MP is a true neighborhood business. Pros: -Friendly, amusing, thorough, efficient, caring service -Nice selection of incense, candles, and other soothing goodies to sniff while-u-wait -Cool / retro bottled sodas and candy -It's in that nifty Wagon Wheel building -Next door to Hollywood Regency -Accepts most insurance -Calming as hell after you've just been on the phone for an hour with Aetna's perma-baffled customer service team Cons: -None