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How to sober up fast
Stop drinking immediately.
Do this once you realize you are getting a little more drunk than you wanted to. Put whatever drink you have in your hand down.

pick from the following.
+It takes your body one hour to process every drink you consume. So if you have consumed two or three drinks in an hour, then it will take two to three hours for your body to process it completely.;
+Turn off the tvs and the music, and let the juice, sugar, and salt slide right down your throat. Try not to let a drop of your drink puddle on the back of your tongue.;
+This will also help you avoid a crash. Drink as fast as you can until you feel better.;
+Say/do not have a sugar drink, or have something with no sugar in it. If you have a craving, find ways to incorporate sugar into your drink.;
It takes your body one hour to process every drink you consume. So if you have consumed two or three drinks in an hour, then it will take two to three hours for your body to process it completely.