Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: We are from New York and we take our pizza very seriously. I heard about Secret Pizza from a friend before we came out here. Let me just say it was worth every penny! My husband is not a crust guy, so I usually eat his. Not this time. He ate it all. We got a large pepperoni and mushroom pie. Before we left we ate two slices each. On the way back to MGM we encountered a homeless woman on the walkway between NYNY and the MGM. We shared our pizza with her. When something good comes into your life you must pay it forward!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Oh boy where do I even start.. I suppose the goods first: The drinks are very tasty, their boba isn't too chewy or hard like most places I have been. The atmosphere is also a pretty good spot to just sit, relax, play cards and chat with friends as you will find out. They have a really nice and large selection of drink orders and the extra usual's like egg pudding and grass jelly you can add. The food is mediocre at best, but this place is known for their delicious drinks rather than their food. Although I do enjoy their "cripy chicken." On the other hand, their service is absolutely horrible. I am a huge regular there, and I keep going back because their drinks are good, but they lack severely in their service. Today I went in and sat for 1 hour with not a single hostess greeting me or giving me a menu. Instead they made eye contact a few times at me and sat at the counter talking and people watching. I would understand if it was busy but the place had about 9 people at the time total inside. Finally I asked for the menu at which they obliged by tossing it on the table and immediately turning away rather than handing it to my open hand reaching out for it. My drink came out delicious as I expected and I was satisfied at my little treat but when it came for paying. As soon as our server came back with the tab she simply stood at my side and looked blankly at our table of 4 hesitantly not know who to give the check to. I reached out to grab it and with my fingers on the tab she then moved it away from me and gave it to the person furthest away again disregarding my clearly open hand. It was like this was her first time serving. If you want good drinks come here and get to go. If you want service though, I suggest elsewhere.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
First, let it be known that this is another Phoenix establishment that I have been eating at for all of my life, with the exception for the past few years while it was (sadly) closed. I really, really, really like Don Jose. It's simple, no fuss and very affordable. And it's TASTY! The staff has always been friendly in that "neighborhood restaurant" kind of way. They hand you menus on the way in and tell you to sit where you like. The glasses are cheap and brown and plastic, but thanks to the efficient bus staff, never empty. The salsa (ahem, hot sauce), and chips are simple but yet it's impossible to stop shoveling them in, meanwhile insisiting that "I'm going to stop with this one, so I have room for my dinner." And then, there's the quesdadilla - flat, thin, crispy, cheesey and delicious! Is this the BEST mexican restaurant in all of Phoenix? Maybe not...but what they do, they do very well! So glad to have them back!