Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This is a good ballpark. I noticed quite a few things that I like about it and very little negative marks. The one negative, however really sucks. They charge for parking, lets get that out in the open. I don't go to many spring training games, but I do know that I've been to games at Maryvale, Surprise, and Muni and have never paid for parking. Hell, to Muni I can ride the train which is great. Getting out of the parking lot is a pain in the ass. The game I went to had attendance of 4,000 and it took us 15 minutes to get out of the lot. We had a few encounters with westside trash on the way driving their lifted trucks trying to cut in line and use the size of the vehicle to intimidate me into letting them have their way. It didn't work. White trash, stop breeding, please. The stupid baseball sculpture outside invokes the emotion "WTF IS THAT?!" I truly hated it. Everyone we encountered at the park was very nice, especially in contrast to Surprise which employed some of the rudest and most gruff old men I'd ever come across. At least Goodyear had people welcoming and wishing a safe trip home. It shows they really want your business and want you to come back again. I like that. Most of the seats are in the shade, especially on the 3rd base side in the second half of the game. It seems the design has all the right seats in all the right places. They also have a great amount of lawn seating in the outfield. There truly isn't a bad seat in the place. If they get the parking under control, I'll be able to say this is probably the best place to watch a game in the Cactus League. For now though, I still like Maryvale for it's intimacy a little better. I posted a few pictures as well, hope you like them.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I still can't figure out why my friend picked this place, but since I hadn't been, I thought what the hell. I had driven by it before, heard about it and thought it would be another cool experience of Las Vegas. Well, it was a unique one. The place was DEAD at 7 on a Friday...I mean NO ONE there but the bartender, a very drunk woman playing video poker at the bar and the two of us. Oh wait...there was a security guard at the door for some reason, even though he didn't move the entire time we were there. The place is much bigger than it looked, and the beer was cold which is always good. The beer selections was not, but $2 each I didn't complain to much. We had a few beers then it started to "Hop" as the bartender commented. Yep...there was a whooping 8 people in the place when we left! It was unique and I'm glad I can say I went...but don't see myself going back unless I'm tricked into it.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Best sushi ever. Also most expensive sushi bill ever. If you have the money, eat your heart out here...it's definitely worth it! I sat at the bar and the chef I talked to was Japanese and lived in another part of Japan that I worked in too (similar situation as at Taka Sushi) and was super friendly. I think I sat eating here non-stop for 3 hours haha.