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Output: I see no reason to ever eat here again. They add *nothing* to the eating scene anywhere and in fact tremendously detract from it. Because of this place, I'm going to have to add to my list of "Signs You Need to Eat Somewhere Else." Rule: If there are photographs of the food on the wall at an American restaurant you're probably in the wrong place. To be sure, the quality of the photography will be inversely proportional to the quality of the food. If the guy's son made it with a point and shoot, stay. If there was a contract to Industrial Light and Magic, as must have been the case here, leave immediately. Rule: The number of registered trademarks you encounter is inversely proportional to how long you should stay. Jimmy John's has like 17 trademarks on their name alone. The joke must be on them--their lawyers have conned them into spending a fortune to protect a concept nobody in their right mind would ever steal. I poured over their menu before deciding on the Bootlegger Club. Maybe I was hoping with a name like that it might border on the cutting edge, maybe it'd be so good it'd be illegal. I told them what I wanted. I said "everything but onions" twice and listed the specific ingredients twice. Yes, I did want oregano. That's five times now. The sandwich was the biggest culinary disappointment in recent memory. If you're wondering how they sell sandwiches for cheap, it's by putting nothing on them that's worth anything. I'm looking at the picture of a sandwich on the wall while I attempt to figure out what the hell I got. This isn't just McDonald's dressing up a shellacked hunk of ceramic for their marketing--Jimmy John's is a blatant lie. The sandwich on the wall was overflowing with meat. Mine was overflowing with iceberg lettuce. The wall sandwich had many slices of meat, mine had about two. The *only* thing that had any flavor in my sandwich was the spartan accompaniment of mustard. When I ate it, I was missing Yaz Deli, the immigrant/family-run standby when I worked in the same building. He got all his shit from Costco and put together a meal with four times the value this place ever could. That guy spoke a hundred words of English but never once remotely fucked up my order like I got here. I was missing Subway, and I didn't know that was possible. Subway wouldn't have been the waste of money Jimmy John's is. I might have even justified my single star because this place does keep many people employed, two that were extremely good looking. It's overflowing with attitude and Gourmet and instructions to enjoy myself, but I just cannot fathom how I am supposed to. There are far better potential uses of the space it occupies in the building. It's not worth the sales-tax revenue to a cash-strapped city. It is a travesty that it occupies such a significant corner downtown. Your money should be spent elsewhere. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." read a sign on the wall. I will let all the ironic volumes of bullshit in that speak for itself. -2 out of 10.

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Output: What is all the hype about with this place? I had the Italian sandwich. There was way too much bread on it and there was no lettuce. The flavor was off. I would rather eat at Quiznos or Jimmy Johns.

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Output: Was on vacation, heading off to the ocean, wanted to get a lure at Bass Pro Shops, saw this restaurant and decided to find out what all the hoopla is all about. I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich meal replete with the waffle fries. I had never had either. I had never been in Chick-Fil-A, either. The lady behind the counter told me she would bring me my order. Okay, that's a twist, a fast food joint bringing out your food. I guess not the only one that does that, but far and few between. She arrived with my order but not my cup of coffee. She pointed over to a coffee pot - my bad, didn't see it, thought she was bringing everything to me. No, no, she says, I'll get it for you. She went and got the next size larger than what I ordered and brought it to me. The chicken sandwich was absolutely delicious. Wow type of delicious. The waffle fries were good, too. I kind of like my fries a bit crunchier but they were tasty and they certainly can hold the ketchup in those waves that are created in them. The restaurant area was immaculate. It was an "experience" in itself. I'm definitely going to start frequenting Chick-Fil-A more often.

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Went to Salt today at the Ipic theatre and sat at bar for about 15 min and the bartender Steven didn't even acknowledge our presence. I sat by and observed him assist a Caucasian woman and a Caucasian couple that came to the bar well after us and be greeted and explained the menu. This bartender then has the audacity to turn his back and go back to cleaning the bar after he helps people that came in afterwards. Finally a woman comes over and asks if we need anything. I let the female bartender know about the poor experience but I was so upset I was shaking. I feel like this happened because we are two black females, we didn't show up looking tacky and we've been to bar before and had great service from another bartender. I'm really disappointed in the Ipic theatre bar tonight!! That's a major understatement.