Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Gali's is a reasonably solid Italian place that's in desperate need of a spruce-up, both in terms of the decor and the menu. It wouldn't take much to drag this place from mid-table mediocrity, though, as their fundamentals are very good. Overall, we said: "Gali's was a muddle of good and bad. In the final analysis, things can be summed up in one phrase: the place needs a refresh. They need to redecorate, and focus more on the excellent dining space they have. Stripping back the outdated "modernisations" would be a good place to start. But mostly, they need to re-energise the kitchen, as for now they are an object lesson in a good "red sauce" being not quite enough to sustain an entire menu."

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Richardson's may be one of New Mexico's best-kept secrets -- so well kept it's improbably located in a Phoenix, AZ strip mall. The place feels so authentic it's like you're dining in an Anasazi cliff pueblo on a desert night. YEAH -- it's like that. Get some of that extra-spicy green chile if you want to have a good cry. The place is small and often packed (and its clientele is understandably enthusiastic), but if southwest cuisine is your bag, it's well worth the trip and any wait for a table.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I have been coming here for several years, more for convenience than anything else. Today I was seen by Dr. Rosenberg who had the personality of a limp wet dish rag and was borderline rude. The exam was extremely brief, and I could tell he just wanted to get the hell out of there. Sure enough, he booked it out the front door immediately after my exam. The staff is nice enough. Amanda, who assisted me with my glasses selection was very patient and helpful and helped me pick out a nice pair that suited me well. Their glasses are way overpriced in my opinion but they do have a nice selection. Even with insurance, I made it out the door for around $400 for a contacts/glasses exam and frames/lenses. I'll be ordering my contacts elsewhere. I am kicking myself for not shopping around more this time but lesson learned. Again.