He says so . If I am stranded somewhere without a car and I call him , he will come get me no matter what time it is . He 's kind of like my own personal super hero . And he has a cute puppy if I need to smile .

A: What is the reason that he is my own personal super hero ?

" One day in the summer of 1971 , my parents held hands , closed their eyes and jumped out of their conventional marriage into something strange and new . I was 9 years old at the time , and we were camping at Betsy Lake in the High Uintas Wilderness with another family of five . We were halfway into the camping trip when the six of us kids realized our parents had mixed and matched : My father was in the tent with their mother , and their father was in the tent with my mother .

A: Why would the children be unnerved on the camping trip ?

I straightened a lot of things around the house , including my closet which was an absolute disaster , and the master bathroom which just as a lot of stuff on the counters . The real estate agent , who happens to be a very good friend of my family , she 's kind of like my second mom , came over last night at 7:00 . We were happy when she left , she suggested a price higher than either of us would have thought in this market . That said , we put it higher than we have any expectation that it will sell for because we really do not want it to sell for at least six months .

A: Why did the speaker decide to straighten up the house before the agent came over ?

I was INSANE back then . So I thought I 'd be nice and write some of it here for you all to see and make fun of me . I changed a bit of it because of typos and the fact that I knew nothing about grammar and that sort of thing .

A:
Why is the narrator sharing this information ?