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How to go " beer fishing "
Obtain nylon fishing wire, or any sturdy but colorless thread such as those used in fishing, or sturdy nylon sewing thread.
Grab a can of your legally obtained cheap beer.
Depending on the strength of the thread, use a full can, or if necessary, a drained one without the top opened.
Secure the can by wrapping the nylon around the circumference of the can and tying using the tab. Carefully toss the can in an obvious place on the sidewalk along a well-traveled route for underage partygoers (" party trains ").