Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Five guys, you are still letting me down. You are nowhere near as good as you were in VA. I gave you another try tonight and all I can say is WHERE'S THE BEEF? Your patties are so thin and it appears that the only way I will actually be able to taste the burger on the bun is if I order a regular cheeseburger which consist of two patties. I should be able to order a little cheeseburger and still be able to taste the actual burger. I will wait another six months or so to give you one final try here in Arizona before I give up on you all together. Sad, just sad! PS Your fries are still pretty good and the service was great but your burgers here in Arizona really do leave something to be desired .
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A: I normally do not frequent these establishments because they are usually filthy and disgusting. Today however I needed to stop on my way to work at 5 am to buy coffee. First off the "clerk" was wearing a hoodie with it on his head, he looked like a gangster tall and lanky with this hood attached on his head. He was bothered that he had to stop texting on his phone to ring up my coffee purchase. The store was so unbelievably filthy that he could have taken the time to clean it instead of texting. Then when I got to work (about 4 miles away) I took a sip of my coffee to discover that it was ICE COLD (and that is NOT what I chose) . Now I know why I do not frequent this chain and I will NEVER step foot in another one again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We went here after reading so many great reviews. The place seemed dirty. I went to the ladies room and had to cross through the kitchen. They were microwaving food. The pho was ok. Ive had way better. The entire meal was mediocre at best!
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Output: The food is fabulous!! Service is slow, but they gave me a complimentary baked good for my patience. I will return, but not when I am in a rush!
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output: Saw Garth Brooks in concert last night. LOVED him!!! I've been a Garth fan for years, but this concert was the best ever! It was as intimate a setting as I ever expect to see a star of Mr. Brooks caliber to appear in. He was gracious, charming and excited to be performing again. He appeared in his "favorite" hoodie and joked about wanting to hit the gym once his high school senior graduates. No time now I guess! We all loved him sneakers and all. Only made him more relatable. He said he would start touring again. Can't wait for that to happen, but I can't imagine enjoying any future concerts more than last night's.
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I have given this establishment a nickname after eating here. The "papago's crapfe grill and barf emporium." Your one stop shopping for a wide array or tasteless overpriced crap that is pushed off as "food." Eating the food here is similar to most experiences I have had at the DMV. The selection is terrible, I can generally find more food to eat at a Toys R us than I can find here. I wish this place served alcohol so I could get drunk enough to be able to choke down this prison grade crap. The only satisfaction I get when I have eaten here is trying to throw away some of their very limited condiments or a food tray. The people working here have the personality of robots (like one in an auto manufacturing plant, not the cool funny one Johnny Five from the movie "Short Circuit") If your stuck working in the building it is located in, you are limited for options around there. I would suggest going out to your car and eating the upholstery on your seat. It will be a much more rewarding experience for you. DO NOT eat at the salad bar. Unless you have 2-3 hours later in the day to spend in the can. Make sure to bring a snowcone to wipe your ass with afterwards. You think I am kidding? I dare you to tempt fate if you think I am fabricating this fact. The daily specials they have are also a good indicator of what is about to spoil the next day. To sum up my eating experiences at the papago's cafe grill & deli is much like having the UPS man deliver a long awaited package of disappointment. Plus the prices suck ass beyond belief.