IN: Write the next sentence in this paragraph:
How to keep a straight face
Take a deep breath.
It's impossible to laugh while you're inhaling. If you're afraid you can't keep a straight face, take a deep breath in and let it out slowly.

OUT: Repeat this as many times as you need to until you feel like you don't need to laugh anymore. Don't take a huge deep breath with your mouth open-it might be obvious what you're trying to do.

IN: Write the next sentence in this paragraph:
How to eat a burger
Grip the burger with your thumb and pinkie underneath the bun for ease.
By using your thumb and pinkie to grip the bottom of the bun, you'll ensure that no toppings slip from the sides. Your other three fingers can hold the top of the bun for maximum coverage.

OUT: By using both hands and all of your fingers (no pinkies in the air! ), you'll be chomping down on that burger without a single drop spilled. Before picking up your burger, make sure there aren't any ingredients hanging over the bun's sides.

IN: Write the next sentence in this paragraph:
How to transfer photos from a camera to a kindle fire
Connect your camera to your computer.
Plug the usb cable into the camera's usb port. Then plug the larger usb 2.0 end of the cable to a vacant usb slot on your computer.

OUT:
If you're using a usb card reader, remove the memory card from the camera (consult your camera's manual for the card slot's location) then insert the memory card into a compatible slot in a usb card reader. Afterwards, plug the card reader into a vacant usb port on your computer.