input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: It was a decent price and one of the few kid friendly places on the strip along with Circus,Circus. My kids are teenagers so I thought they would appreciate the midevil theme. That and my son is terrified of clowns. The outside is cheesy/cool. I'm not into the casino thing, so that I wouldn't be the best judge of. The staff, good. Rooms? Shockingly dull. Vegas is all smoke and mirrors. I've stayed in a few places and found that the rooms are pretty much about what you would find in a Super 8. The rooms at Excalibur were a bit on the dirty side as far as the carpets etc went. Not unsanitary, just worn out, old, dingy and smelled of stale smoke and old people. Its cheap by Vegas standards and you get what you pay for. If I were to bring my kids again I'd still maybe choose that one over Circus,Circus just because there is that creepy clown on the outside of C.C. As my son put it "You can just look into his eyes and just see all the kids he molested".
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Good range - clean, well organized and professional staff. My only gripe are the gun prices, they're highly inflated - if you're looking to buy a new firearm, I would look elsewhere. Other than that it's a fantastic range, highly recommended.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Went here on a Friday night (honestly because we couldn't get into Cowfish) and it was mediocre at best. Started off with the house chips and salsa and ordered a side of guacamole. The salsa was too spicy for a house salsa, with lots of jalapeno seeds. The guacamole was flavorless. No flavor what so ever. Squeezed my margarita lime into it and added table salt. Still didn't help. I ordered the chicka-chicka boom boom per the managers request and enjoyed the boom boom sauce, but that was about it. The rice was dry and the beans bland. Canned beans are better. My boyfriend ordered the combination dinner; the sirloin taco meat looked questionable. I was expecting this to be a decent Mexican restaurant but it was beyond sub-par. We won't be going back.