Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I am not really certain how this place is getting the stellar reviews that it has. we just had a quick bite there last night and it was easily one of the worst meals that I have ever had the pleasure of paying for. While the people running the shop were lovely, it was not worth the $17 or so we paid. I had small cheese steak sub - asking only for mayo and lettuce. you would think that might be a nice time to let me know that they use some sort of house garlic-herb mayo instead of actual mayo. but no. So after a good bit of waiting my sub comes out with this weird speckly dressing on top of the lettuce... yes, this is that mayo - which is disgusting. I thought it was ranch and that is when he lady, with a smile, explained it was their house mayo... no, they don't use regular mayo here. so, let me tell you about this mayo: 1. it is heavily flavored with garlic powder - which tastes seriously like chemicals on a good day and just should not be considered food in any way shape or form. Mixed in with this were some dried herbs - maybe an italian mix? who knows. all I could taste was the overwhelming chemical, fake garlic flavor. Hey, I love garlic and cook with it daily - mind you I actually use the real stuff. 2. it is really thin... I mean thin like salad dressing, runny, thin. Um, isn't mayo supposed to be thick and spreadable? even the stuff you see at subway is thicker. this stuff tasted like really cheap, bad, ranch dressing. So, after giving it a good effort to try to eat this "sub" - I gave up and picked off the bread on the top of the sub - the bread was pretty stellar though. still hungry I decided to try to scrap off the mayo/lettuce disaster and go for the meat and cheese. um... salt? the meat, which suspiciously looked like those thin sheets of steak-um had zero flavor. one bite and I rejected it. While we are talking about the meat - why use this garbage? I am paying almost 6 bucks for this sub. I want to see yummy chopped up steak bits like you see at even a mall sub shop. not this grey, disgusting 1980s looking flavorless "meat". At least the bottom of the sub roll was salvageable... I ate the bread. On to the pizza. My husband had two slices of pepperoni and my daughter had a slice of plain cheese. Ok, pizza. well, this too was a massive disappointment. since I was still hungry after dumping the majority of my sub I tried both of their pizza slices. it reminded me of a nice store-bought frozen pizza. yes, bland. bad sauce with flavorless cheese. My husband is a freak for pepperoni pizza and of the two slices he almost finished one of them. yes, more for the garbage. My daughter? she is three.. she isn't really a foodie (yet) but she got thru some of her cheese pizza... she actually spit some of it out but to be fair - she is three. I tried her pizza and honestly, all I could manage to somewhat enjoy was the crust which was nothing to rave about but it was tolerable. To provide a baseline - we typically order from Rialto's and while they are not terrible they decent enough for a sub shop - pizza place. this place... ugh. never. again. ever. We ended up throwing out about 80% of what we paid for. This place insults their customers with sub-par, dated, poor quality food.
Q: positive

A: I've been to this Loco Patron a few times, but never longer than about 15 minutes. Why am I giving a place 4 stars that I rushed out of so quickly? This place is the perfect spot to grab a drink if you have to wait for the Light Rail when heading downtown. I don't live real close to a light rail stop, so when I use it, I get dropped off at the station right next to the place (like, RIGHT next to this place), and inevitably miss the train I wanted to catch and have to kill 15-20 minutes. That's when I stop in here and grab a marg or beer. It's a pretty spacious bar & always looks clean. This last time I stopped in was during Happy Hour, and I honestly never realized how good a HH Loco has. I don't ever hang out on Mill, but I'll continue to stop in here for a drink when using Light rail to head downtown. Also, now that I know what they're HH is like I'll keep Loco in mind when I go out in Scottsdale (I'm assuming both locations have the same specials).
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: What's not to love about CM. You got novelty items to look through, great beer and a deli that always looks fantastic even though I've literally never tried it. This location with it's new outdoor patio out front really has a following it seems. We stopped in just the other day on a weekday and the place was packed. Be aware the parking out front is weird and you basically have to back into a parking spot. Strange and awkward. I come here for the beer selection, that's the main reason. They always have good taps on deck and the bottle selection is equally impressive.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: My boyfriend is serious about his stroganoff so when he saw that Cafe Zuzu offered beef stroganoff our dinner was already set! I insisted on staying in the hotel for dinner because we were pretty tired from the drive (Palm Springs to AZ, approximately four hours) and we had bounced around the near by downtown area for lunch anyway. The place was quiet, but then again, it was also a Sunday night. Cafe Zuzu had a nice romantic ambiance to it. Kind of dark and the booths were put up against the wall, facing out to the dining room so it had a cool lounge feel to it too. The service was really good. Our server was knowledgeable, patient, and friendly. I couldn't make up my mind about what I wanted to eat and she was very patient and helpful with helping me make my decision. She explained the way things were cooked and what they were served with. I settled with sharing the stroganoff with my boyfriend and we ordered two sides; onion rings and mac and cheese. First the stroganoff; OMG I cannot wait to go back and have it again. I am a seriously serious mushroom fan and the mushrooms in the stroganoff were HUGE and perfectly cooked. The meet in it was filet and it was tendered and cooked to perfection. I could have done without the sour cream on top because the sauce was perfect in itself. As for the mac and cheese, that was amazingly delicious as well! The three different cheeses gave it an adult indulgence type of mac and cheese flavor. The three cheeses they chose (I'm not sure which cheeses the used) to mix were flavored in perfect harmony. I'm so glad I picked it! The onion rings were good too. Nothing really special there. However the dipping sauce was pretty yummy. It was aioli something or rather. But I was incredibly with our choices at the Cafe Zuzu and we can't till we're back next year! PLEASE don't get rid of or change your stroganoff recipe!!!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This was my first time here and I came to give it a try. First of all- don't try and use the 50% off for checking in they don't honor it. The food was O.K. At best. I was really just looking for a cool place to hangout near my house and have a few drinks but the atmosphere isn't great either. On a plus, happy hour goes from 2-7 everyday.....
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Just your average hole in the wall Chinese restaurant. I got the Mongolian Beef and all I can really say about it is that it is average. If you're in the area and craving Chinese food this is definitely a good fix but I wouldn't go here unless I was already nearby.