Question:
oh gon na get kevin 's carepackage ready too . its halloween themed ! OH and kerry i got stuff that s gon na be sent to you too . i got it all ready to go , but like i said wens i 'll be at the post office .

What month may it currently be ?
Answer:
October

Question:
After a week of finding blood on toilet paper and a little in the actual pot , I went to my local doctor . He said I had internal hemorrhoids and it was nothing that could n't be fixed . He gave me a prescription for a cream and ( gasp ) suppository which I reluctantly filled .

Why was the narrator finding blood around their body ?
Answer:
They had hemorrhoids .

Question:
On Saturday Aug. 2 we arrived at our house and were greeted by all of our hosts and I walked into a mountain of presents and I was thinking our lil " peanut " is already spoiled . It was incredible to see the amount of outpouring from friends and family . Zack and I were truly blessed to be apart of such a family of love and generosity . The guests poured in and we ended up just talking and fellowshipping for the first hour and then proceeded to pray and then eat .

What is the reason we were worried about the mountain of presents ?
Answer:
Our little peanut was already spoiled .

Question:
I wish I could wake up , look around and see a familiar face and know it 's only us and fall asleep again . To make someone coffee in the morning . Cook them a nice meal .

Why is the narrator feeling nostalgic ?
Answer:
They are thinking of a lost romantic partner .