Problem: mmm.. no. This is not how a hot dog should be. IS IT EVEN A HOT DOG? It's SO skinny. The buns overwhelmed the hot dog. This doesn't even hold a candle to the Costco hot dogs for a buck fifty. The price is ridiculous at 6.50 for a skinny dog with big-assed buns (They say size don't matter but it totally does). I guess it IS Vegas. The surrounding is disgusting as well. The tables outside were sticky and I just wanted to get out of there as soon as i sat down. LAME LAME LAME. Not coming back.
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Problem: I was staying at Mandalay bay and after a long night of vegas debauchery I needed some grub. I guess I wondered off like a drunken zombie around 3 am. Not having eaten for about ten hours and having consumed enough alcohol to kill a small horse I would have eaten anything. Well unfortunately for me there are no options for late night grub at Mandalay Bay outside of room service. So I did the drunk zombie shuffle over to luxor and find a McDonald's. There are about 70 other drunk idiots there in front of me so I continued my quest. I ended up downstairs and hapened upon this place. You order your food quick service style and they shout your number when its ready. Lady working the counter was pretty rude. I had asked for a water cup which I saw they had them but she told me you have to buy bottled water. Im a cheap ass especially when drunk. Really you want me to pay several dollars for a miniscule amount of the thing most prevalent on this planet. To add insult to injury as I was leaving I saw a group of people drinking water out of there damn water cups. The food I had was ok nothing I would ever crave or seek out. I had there breakfast sandwich no better than McDonald's but quite a bit more expensive. I also had there California burger the following night and a few bites of a turkey wrap. The burger was greasy the guacamole horible I scraped it off, But if its 3am your drunk enough and dont want to wait in a huge line at McDonald's not a bad option of the two available.
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Problem: If you looked up the word "crap" in the dictionary then the Luxor Buffet would be listed as one of the synonyms....along with rotten onions, half smoked cigars from a 90 year old, and belly button lint. Seriously...this was the worst meal I have ever eaten in Vegas. It is my own fault. I planned a trip to Vegas and did not even care about food. For some reason I didn't think they served horrible food in Vegas. Wrong. If you want great food then try restaurants (IE: Eiffel Tower, Bartolotta, Mon Ami Gabi, Bouchon, Spago, Nobu). If you are not in the mood for restaurants and want a buffet then go for Buchannel at Caesar's or the Buffet at Bellagio. Also, the seafood buffet is not bad at the Rio. Whatever you do...please do not visit the Luxor Buffet. I think they take all of the stuff that is thrown down Criss Angel's garbage disposal and recook it with grease and fake sugar. Somehow there are tons of people there too! I think it is a big practical joke and the punchline is 5 years away. Luxor reps will get on TV and say "ha! We tried to make the worst buffet imaginable and people still ate..we didn't expect that, but it was all a joke. The real buffet is in another room." Seriously...stay away.
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Problem: Very old place and you can't even get a drink at a decent price, we paid $8 a Stella Artois...On Tap! BS! Don't bother going.
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