Problem: This afternoon after lunch I headed for the library , and as I left the lab I was struck by what a lovely day it is . I stood on the sidewalk with my arms out to catch the breeze , head tilted up to the cloudy sky , took a deep breath of Blacksburg fall air , and thought how lucky I am to be alive . The wind tugged on my hair and chilled my skin and standing there , I was struck by the feeling of being happy .

What may I be doing outside ?

A: I made a trip to get to the library .

Problem: We ended up pulling off at Corbin ( home of the inventor of Kentucky Fried Chicken ! ) just as the sirens were going off . We never saw a tornado , and the rain slacked off soon afterwards . So an 8 hour trip turned into a 10 hour ordeal .

What may have happened if we did not leave then ?

A: We would have seen the tornado .

Problem: As for grape flavor , forget about it . There is a big Australian wine industry , which means they have lots of grapes , they just do n't make fruit spread out of it . They either have n't made the leap to put those two concepts together or they just do n't want to waste any grapes on sandwiches when they could make more wine . So how much would you pay for these fine imported foods ? What price would you put on a tasty peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich ?

Why might I be quite irritated while I 'm in Australia ?

A:
They do n't make grape jelly down under .