Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: We all need to be honest with ourselves: Canteen is just not very good. We have been lying to ourselves about its quality for far too long and we all need an intervention or something. We all want Canteen to be good, because it has helped usher in a slightly more upscale version of Mill with fare that is not your usual college bar. We can agree to give it points for that, but little else. Nothing about Canteen justifies its absurdly-priced margaritas, as 9 bucks for tequila-tinged kool-aid is a farce. We all have had better margaritas and we all know that Canteen's margs spend all day marinating in a pre-mixed jug. The beer selection is hardly impressive (even for Mill) and the staff is a synapse or two above catatonic. We don't really like Canteen's happy hour anyways, because Z Tejas' is better. We've all had better tacos just about anywhere, because we live in Arizona, a place where tacos rain down on us like a rap video. We don't like Canteen's dance floor or its patio, because both are poorly designed, overcrowded, and noisy to the point of making Nine Inch Nails seem timid. We want to like Canteen, because its better than Zuma, but everything is better than Zuma. I once drank a forty at a bus stop and it was better than Zuma. We have to be willing to accept Canteen as a gateway to a better Mill Ave, but not a truly good bar. I know we can do this together, Tempe. We have to stop pretending that Canteen is a quality establishment and we have to do the right thing: drink tequila at real tequila bars.
Q: negative

A: Disappointed. Our German Shepherd we now know has enzyme deficiency, after running MULTIPLE (more than one, two, even three) tests trying to figure out what it was that was causing him to lose drastic weight and diarrhea. We had done our own research and wondered if it was EPI but before taking that specific test, they convinced us that would be last resort. Fine. We paid the $200+ each time, and finally we know what is wrong with him, it was the "last resort" we already figured it was. The medication for him is very expensive for a little amount so naturally, after a couple months of ordering through these guys we attempted to find more affordable pricing through other prescription websites for pet meds. Long story short after knowing what we have been through with our dog (and having him crap in their office on more than one occasion), WE had to do the legwork in finding a place IN ARIZONA that carries his medication. Did they help? At the littlest amount they could. And in the least bit of urgency. They cared about his well-being when he was sick but that's all. I have asked questions that they "just don't know" and "you will have to look it up". Thanks guys. I have more than once told them he is completely out of medication and we need to order ASAP, and that we are having a hard time affording the medication through them. Again, in one ear and out the other, no sympathy or concern to help. We took our dog to another vet and boom medication ordered (HALF THE PRICE) and it's on its way already. We are done taking our dog here. P.S. I do want to add that there IS *a* very knowledgeable & kind receptionist that works there, who was the most of help. I'm saddened that it's such a poor review for ONE helpful employee who deserves a 4-5 star herself and wish I spoke with her instead of whomever else was running the desk during my recent communications.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: More like World of Tears! I've been here three times now and finally I have learned my lesson. Though they offer a great selection of bottles and drafts, the service is absolutely awful. The first time I went, the waitress clearly did not know anything about the beer. The second time, the waitress again did not know anything about the beers. The third time, I knew better to ask about any beers (probably wasn't going to get much help). I did go to watch basketball (since there are about 50 million TVs in the place). I had to ask 3 times to change a TV to one of the games. The first two waiters listened to my request and then proceeded to DO NOTHING and then finally, the third time, a young woman got another server to change the TV. But he changed it to the non-HD version, so I might as well have watched the game from across the street. I feel like most people would have still thought the experience was great, but unlike them, I'm not mesmerized by boobs. I like when people know about the products they are serving and acknowledge their guests.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: We had a lovely first trip to St. Francis. I would describe the food, service and atmosphere the same way: upscale, casual, and not overbearing, right down to the valet's. To the bacheloette dinner party: the Vig may have been a better choice. They have a lot more menu choices and more party-like atmosphere. But back to St. Francis: We had the Cioppino and Hanger Steak and both were perfect. Great neighborhood place. We will definitely go back.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: I came here to get a trim on my naturally straight, long blonde hair. I wasn't sure what to expect and am always apprehensive about trying new salons. Since my hair is so fine, I know it can be hard to cut. My stylist did a good cut, so I can't complain about that. The only thing I didn't like was that she seemed in a hurry and that she didn't do much styling after the cut. The entire wash, trim and style took about 30 minutes. She did talk to me briefly about what kind of cut I wanted, but didn't ask how I wanted it styled at the end. She did a basic blow dry which left my hair pin straight (how it usually is). When I come to a salon, I like my hair to be styled with some pizzazz and oomph to it. I want it to be styled in a way that makes me feel like a celebrity when I leave. For this reason, I give the salon 4 stars instead of 5.
Q: positive

A:
I don't get out to this place enough. It's a small place but very good and reasonable. The sushi has never been bad and I've been here 5-10 times. It's not my top spot but the best sushi place that I've been to on the north side.