Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. There were two ways to interpret this: 1) I had no fortune (true at the time) or 2) "Nothing"....in bed (also true at the time).
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A: The tour guide's driving was very dangerous and he almost hit several cars head on. While the tour was okay, it was dampened by the driver who tried to rush to every location. He also was on his cell phone while driving us to the Grand Canyon. The company overloaded our car and the conditions were dangerous with this company. The SUV was very old and worn out. Stay away!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Graciously hosted by Gina(chef), Domenic(Somm), Mario, and Noe this was the best dining experience ever. Evening started out with there combination meat and cheese......fresh Parmigiano reminiscent of my trip to Parma, salty, nutty, and firm. Now, for those who know me, I take 'Sauce' seriously as I was raised by a full blooded Sicilian mother. I'm excited to say they Sauce was bright with acid, rounded out with olive oil and basil and finished with a hit of butter. The polpettino were delicate pillow of lamb, beef, and pork with a nice crust gently tossed into the sauce. Wines were perfectly selected by Noe and Domenic. Should you get a chance reserve the private room for an intimate view of vegas. Thank you to Noe and team for the memorable experience. See you all at CES in January.
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Output: Buy the 24 hr unlimited citywide buffet pass! It's a great deal since it cost the same as a single meal pass. This is a large buffet with a variety of choices. They offer Mexican, Asian, Italian, and Seafood. They also have a nice dessert station with cotton candy! The line does get really long during lunch and dinner. One time I had to wait in the casino area before getting to wait in the actual line downstairs in the buffet area. I recommend coming early to avoid the long wait. Sign up for the Total Rewards card to get a discount on the 24 hr buffet pass. It's free to sign up and it will save you about $5 per pass. The Total Rewards desk is near the buffet so you can quickly signup and head straight to Spice Market. My top two buffet in Vegas is this place and the Carnival World buffet at the Rio. The Carnival World buffet is also part of the 24 hr deal. So if you get the 24 hr pass from Spice Market you can also go to the Carnival World buffet and eat as much you want for as long as you want within 24 hours!
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output: Okay I know that this place is closed, so writing a review is pretty much moot..... but what the hell, I'm in a sharing mood. Dear.Sweet.LORD. THE WORST I MEAN ****WORST**** restaurant experience I have ever had. EVER. It's been closed for quite some time now, and my memory is failing as to exactly every detail...but let's see what I can come up with.. Party of 4, we walked in and there was no hostess. Other patrons milling about, also waiting. Some woman with a baby bottle kept walking up front and grabbing stuff, leaving w/o talking to us. Finally she said "someone" would be with us shortly. We're seated. Throughout the HOURS that we sat there, we were consistently (more than once) give the wrong dishes, no water, no chips, and no refills on drinks. It took an act of CONGRESS to track anyone down. Finally, mid-horrific-evening, we flat-out asked someone "Do we even HAVE a server?!" because everyone who walked by either ignored us or said they'd take care of something but never did. Their answer? No! They ACTUALLY said no! Great. So hours pass, and the man is getting heated by now, not to mention the people who suggested it (other half of our party) are embarassed. Owner/manager seems to be the only one trying to help the ENTIRE restaurant - but he's still doing a poor job. He makes excuses about "5 of his waitstaff" calling off that night. Uh huh. by the way - the food that we DID get was decent. Anyway, more time passes and we notice other tables getting up to ROAM the place for the manager, a server, anyone! So our friend gets up and does the same thing. He reams the manager about our experience, what we were charged for and never recieved, so on and so forth..... Manger gives us a 50% off bill. We shouldn't have even paid that. The entire thing should have been comped. Honestly, I don't look for freebees, but this was the most outrageous experience I have ever seen. We left zero tip. Felt a little sorry for them, but like Kevin H. said, it is not surprising that they went down, and quickly.
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Whoever the manager was on 9/6/14 at 2:00pm SUCKS. He called his one employee out of the bathroom in front of customers to serve 6 people by herself. She worked hard and got the food out fast--awesome customer service on her part considering the circumstances. But WOW. He didn't come out to help her until the 8th customer walked in. I have little respect for managers who boss their subordinates around when in actuality their help is needed as well.