Given a sentence in Tagalog language, translate the sentence to English language keeping the meaning of the original sentence intact.

Tagalog sentence: maganda para sakin ang mga story mo, its just that ang problema ko lang author ay kung kelan mo ipopost ung update. ANONG PETSA NA! Joke lng author di kita minamadali pero please ilabas mo na tuliro na utak ko kahihintay eh. LOVE YOU AUTHOR!
one in a hundred story... dilat na dilat ako... may ganun.... but the movie is quite interesting and puzzle game of life...thank you nice one... kahit may pasok bukas bahala na basta bako ako matulog may kwento na naman na papasok sa utak ko,,,,,,Van from cagayan de oro city