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Output: Meh. My friend had to return his burger twice because it was completely and utterly dry. I took a bite and could hardly swallow it, myself. The waiter was accommodating and kind enough to not include it on the bill, he explained that their beef must be cooked well-done, but that still does not justify it being as dry as it was -- two times in a row. He was completely understanding, and helped my friend out right away. I ordered the warm goat cheese salad, it was good with a fat slab of goat cheese on top and drizzled in a vinaigrette. I could make the same thing at home, for much less.

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Output: Dirty manager was rude beds were remade with days old linen TV was damaged, tried to get another but manager refused. Don't stay here

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Output: At first it seemed like we would really like this place. The owner Pamela was very responsive and helpful in the beginning. For our cake tasting she was really nice and we liked the flavors of the cake. We paid our cake in full at the cake tasting, 9 months in advance. I didn't have the correct colors for the cake so I told her I would email it to her. I emailed her a couple of days after the cake testing. No response. Emailed again after 2 weeks and this time CC their main email and the cake designer. Finally I get a response after a couple days stating the owners daughter would get back to me. After a couple of weeks I emailed again to follow up and finally get a response from the owners daughter who was very nice and helpful so I thought maybe she would be more responsive. Now fast forward a month before my wedding. I was told to give a final count 30 days before my wedding, which I did, but I also asked for confirmation of my cake order to make sure they still had my cake correct and I also asked if I can drop by a day or 2 before the wedding so I can leave some flowers to add to the cake so the flowers would match my bouquet and decor. No response. Emailed again after a week and finally get a response 2 days later that the owners daughter was out of town and would respond back to me when she returns. 2 weeks before the wedding no response still so I email again and this time they respond and confirm everything and tell me it's fine to drop off flowers. I drop off flowers the day before my wedding and tell them I want flowers on top and on the side. Nothing too specific, since they design cakes I would assume they know how to make it work and look nice. Day of wedding, my venue opens the cake box and the flowers are laying in the box, on the side of the cake! They didn't do anything with the flowers! My venue didn't know what to do, so while I'm in the middle of getting ready for my wedding, I have to also fix my own cake! I'm already stressed and this was my time to relax while I get my hair and make up done, but instead I have to stress out and fix my own cake. A couple of days after the wedding I email the owner, the cake designer and their main email letting them know how disappointed I am. Their excuse for the flowers, they weren't sure how I wanted the flowers so they didn't want to mess it up. I emailed back saying I told the people there what I wanted but if they weren't sure what to do, they have my phone number and email, they could of contacted me. No response after that. Terrible TERRIBLE experience. If I could give 0 stars I would. They basically pretend to be a professional establishment until they get your money then after that they don't care

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Great food in old Montreal. I had the filet mignon carpaccio and the lamb chops. All very good. Lively place, I would certainly go back.