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A: I remember first watching this show back in 1994 when was Vegas was kid friendly and Treasure Island had that Pirates of the Caribbean theme. Originally the show was a battle between the British and the Pirates over the island (Treasure Island) and so they would battle back and forth shooting cannons having a mock battle but as always the Pirates of Bucaneer Bay win. In the end of the show, one of the pirates would shout to the audience, "Come inside to Treasure Island........... and I forgot the rest of the line.... =\ But anyways, the old show had a better storyline, great acting and good comedy. Fast forward 18 years and the show has completely changed and now the show has been revamped to make it sexy and sleazy with a horrible story line. The acting was horrible and the singing was just laughable!

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A: I went back on a Sunday as Caked (where I would have liked to go!} is closed on that day. I wanted to try two cupcakes, I did and here's what I thought- 1. Hummingbird-cake with pineapple,nuts, and apricots topped with a pineapple creamcheese frosting. -There was too much going on in this little cupcake, though very moist it was just too crowded with stuff...It reminded me of a tropical fruit cake (I hate fruitcake) 2. Elvis Cupcake-Peanut butter cake topped with banana frosting then rolled in bacon bits. -I love weird combos but this just did not taste good actually I thought it was gross. The cake hardly tasted like peanut butter and the way too sweet banana frosting rolled in bacon bits was just in a word -YUCKY- Let it be known that I like bacon (Retro Bakery does a really good bacon cupcake that works and that I've purchased on several occations) but yeah ummm I won't be buying these cupcakes again. Oh, Cupcakery perhaps I'll give you another try depending on your cupcake flavor for June. One more thing: The Banner they have hanging up does not do them justice. In trying to inform the public that they are open late on Mon-Sat it seems like they are closed on Sunday. Alot of people do not believe me when I said they are open on Sundays-they all tell me "I saw their banner and it doesn't say Sunday!!

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J and I wanted to take my grandparents out to dinner Saturday night, as a thanks for all they have done to help us with the wedding planning. I give J the task on figuring out where to go, and he suggests Logan's or Cracker Barrel. I think, OOH there's a Famous Dave's there and Papa LOVES bbq. So, I throw that idea out there as well. But since the g-rents also like "southern home cookin", we went to Cracker Barrel. We arrive to find no host at the station and end up standing around for about 5 minutes with no one in sight. Finally, what looks like a manager, comes by and says....Someone will be with you shortly. Wow, really? Finally, the host arrives to his station, and we are escorted to a table. We wait for our server to come by the table. 10 minutes or so and still no server. Finally another server stops and asks us if we've been helped. J replies firmly, "No, we have not!" The server asks us for our drink order and comes back a few minutes later with our beverages. He says that "our server" was complaining about another table, or was complaining about another table complaining, so he was going to take our table. Okay, cool cause we're hungry. J orders the Meatloaf. I get the Chicken Fried Chicken with the gravy on the side. Grams orders the Grilled Chicken Tenders Dinner. And Papa orders the BBQ sandwich. We distract ourselves for the moment with that puzzle game while we wait for our biscuits and cornbread, which finally arrived with our meal. Grams dinner - She said everything tasted fine. Papa's dinner - His bbq sandwich was according to him (he does NOT hold back when it comes to his opinions, especially food) dry, stringy, tough, and under seasoned. I asked our server for a side of bbq sauce so he could eat. My dinner - The only thing decent was the Okra and the Apples. The Mac and Cheese had what looked like black plastic in it. After I got done picking it out and putting it on the side of my plate, it looked to be about 1/3 c of the black crap. I told J, "What the hell is this!?" J's dinner - The meatloaf was bone dry. The mashed potatoes and gravy were cold. Literally, the gravy was congealed. J was fed up, and he got up to seek out a manager. The manager came back and was combative with him. He said, the black stuff was cheese. REALLY?! Since when is cheese the consistency of melted plastic and black in color?! He offered to have our meals replaced. A few minutes later, our dinners come out. J says that it looks much better. I pick through the Mac and Cheese and find no black crap. Alright!! Let's chow! Not even 30seconds later, J's sitting there staring at his mashed potato loaded fork in front of his face. I look over and immediately start laughing. Its a HAIR! You've got to be kidding! The server comes by a few seconds later and says, "How's everything..." and stops mid sentence. He sees J staring at something on the fork. "Oh no, that's not good" our server says. He goes off to get the manager. I cant stop laughing. I cut into my chicken, and without looking take a bite. Hmmm, something was off. I look down and yeah, that's not chicken fried chicken. Its chicken fried steak, which I LOATHE. I just think tenderized meat tastes like its already been chewed. The manager comes by and apologizes for everything and says our dinner's are free (including my grandparents). You're Dayumn'ed right they better be free!! We do leave our server a tip, since the quality of our dinner was not in anyway his fault. Papa, without missing a beat says, "Well Lorraine, you want to come back and try breakfast here tomorrow?" Grams says, "Yeah, I don't think so." In a nutshell, we shoulda gone to Famous Daves.