Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: If you like southern cooking, don't miss this place. The shrimp and grits were delicious

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I really dont understand what people think is so great about this place. The cheesesteak and fries are mediocre at best. Maybe I will try the wings for my second Groupon deal that came in the package but the prices across the menu are astronimical too. You can spend $12+ and it doesnt even come with a soda. The only reason I gave this place a SECOND chance was because of the groupon. My first experience initially turned me away due to price but decided to venture over anyway, then I stood at the counter for 5 minutes and the people behind the counter were too busy to acknowledge anyone was there so I walked out. At least with the Groupon you can actually get lunch at a reasonable price.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I woke up this morning wanting cheesecake. After looking at a couple of coffee shops and bakeries- Amelie's, Central Coffee, and Smelly Cat, to name a few- I decided to try Nova's. They had cannoli, and that's hard to find in this city. First of all, there were only 2 people there. I was surprised, being that it was a holiday weekend and the neighborhood was packed. I scanned everything, just seeing what they had, and finally got my cheesecake and a cup of coffee. I was handed a small slice, pre-packaged in a plastic slice box. Upon opening, it was clear that this was several days old- the side were hardened over and dried out. The middle was good, but I couldn't even finish the slice the closer I got to the outer edge. I'm willing to go back to try their cannoli, but that's about it. I expected much more from a bakery in a prime location in one of the busiest foot-traffic neighborhoods. It should have been packed, and I understand why it wasn't.