Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: To follow up on my earlier review: the espresso shot seems to have been thoroughly over-extracted. The beans were probably fine, the grind may have even been okay, but the shot could have been left entirely too long, well past blonde, and this over-extracted. It's unfortunate, as there are lots of other places in the area to buy espresso pulled correctly.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Want to make a grown man sob like a baby? Tell him that the steak is so good at CUT that it ruined you for any steak thereafter....then take him to CUT and watch as he licks his lips, takes a long sip of his expertly chosen Bordeaux and eagerly slices into his $130 piece....of fat and grizzle. Then have the waiter smash some glasses on two of your guests and focus on cleaning the mess instead of apologizing to them. Then clear my plate while my back is turned so I can't ask the waiter if the guest chef tonight is smoking crack. Will I give them a second chance? Of course. Will I get psyched up before I go? Not this guy. CUT is a serious place so I'll chalk all this up to a "series of unfortunate events".

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
*********Yes, the place is extremely NOISY********** Yes, way to many people involved in serving you. Yes, the Hot & Sour Soup, is to die for. Yes, I have never had a marginal meal, in nine years. Yes, I love to EAT AT FLO'S.