[Q]: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: New York City. Paul Hackett (Griffin Dunn) is a lonely and bored computer word-processing consultant who wants more in his life than just going to work and going home every boring day of his life. One day involves teaching a new trainee, named Lloyd (Bronson Pinchot), the works of the computer. Paul leaves the office building when it closes at the end of the day and goes to his Upper East Side apartment on East 91st Street where he wastes the evening away watching TV and reading Arthur Miller books.Venturing out in search of carnal pleasures, Paul meets the sexy-but-quirky Marcy (Rosanna Arquette) in a coffee shop near his apartment building and begins chatting up a conversation with her. Paul asks for Marcy's phone number before she leaves and she tells him that he can call her anytime. Back at his apartment, Paul works up enough nerve to phone Marcy. She invites him to come down to SoHo where she is staying with Kiki, and artist friend of hers. The time is 11:32 p.m.Paul jumps into a taxi cab outside his apartment... and then the weirdness begins. The burly cab driver whisks Paul through the streets of New York at 80 mph as if being chased by the hounds of hell. During the wild ride, Paul loses a $20 bill, the only money he has on him when its whisked out the car window, and he is forced to stiff the driver. Paul finds the loft and meets Kiki (Linda Fiorentino) for the first time, who's wearing nothing but a black bra and leather miniskirt, working on a paper-mache sculpture that resembles painter Edvard Munch's 'The Scream'. Kiki forces Paul to help her work on the sculpture in which he stains his suit jacket and Kiki gives him another one to wear.Eventually, Marcy shows up and they go out to a nearby diner where they talk about their favorite movie which is The Wizard of Oz, among other things. When offered to pay the bill, the strange diner waiter (Dick Miller) tells Paul that it's on the house. ("Different rules apply when it gets this late, you know what I mean? It's like... after hours.")At 1:40 a.m.,...
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[A]: After Hours

[Q]: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Russian soldiers are doing some blasting in a field in Romania when they unearth a tomb filled with the coffins of the Dracula family. There's Eva Dracula, Mikhail Dracula, Frederic Dracula, and Igor Dracula, along with two unnamed coffins. While Major Hessle [Arlene Martel] sends for Inspector Branco [Jose Ferrer], a young soldier guards the tomb. When an earthquake breaks open one of the unnamed coffins, the soldier opens the lid and pulls the stake out of the shrouded body. Suddenly, a big black dog leaps out and bites the soldier's neck. Years ago, the big black dog Zoltan was bitten by Igor Dracula himself and was turned into a vampire dog. Zoltan then proceeds to unearth the other unnamed tomb, that of Igor's renfield Veidt Smith [Reggie Nalder]. Unfortunately, neither Zoltan nor Veidt can survive without a Dracula master. The last Dracula descendent, Michael Drake (Drake-ula, get it?), is a psychologist living [literally] in Los Angeles with wife Marla [Jan Shutan], daughter Linda [Libby Chase], and son Steve [John Levin]. The only thing for Veidt and Zoltan to do is to travel to the United States, find Michael Drake Michael Pataki], and turn him into a master vampire.The Drake family is all excited about their upcoming vacation, a month long camping trip to Clear Lake, away from civilization. Marla has even talked Michael into taking their four German shepherds--Annie, Samson, and the two puppies. They know that they're going to have fun. What they don't know is that Veidt Smith is following them in a hearse bearing the body of Zoltan.Day 1: The Drakes set up camp while Veidt and Zoltan park the hearse on a ridge overlooking the Drakes' camp. While the Drakes eat dinner, one of the puppies runs off and becomes dinner for Zoltan. That night, while Linda and Steve are sleeping outside the camper, Zoltan sneaks into camp, but Samson runs him off. "Wolf," concludes Michael.Day 2: Michael and Steve find the dead puppy and bury it, thinking that the fang marks on the puppy's neck were from a rattlesnake...
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[A]: Zoltan, Hound of Dracula

[Q]: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Michel Gauche (Jean-Paul Belmondo) is a professional film stuntman who works with his fiancee Jane Gardner (Raquel Welch). However minutes after their long planned marriage they are called to perform a car stunt for a movie but it goes wrong, as a brake problem causes their car to fall and they end up in a hospital with bruises and broken legs. Exasperated by the behavior of her fiance, Jane decides to leave. After his recovery Michel is no longer able to find work in the movie business and is forced to simulate mental retardation and to invent a family to receive Social Security benefits. One day his stuntman friend Santos asks him to replace him from time to time at his job which involves dressing up as a gorilla for advertising pasta at a supermarket. Michel's luck begins to improve as he gets offered a high salary to do the stunts of an effeminate movie star Bruno Ferrari (Jean-Paul Belmondo) whom he proves to be a dead ringer to. Ferrari while filming an action movie suffers from vertigo and finds himself unable to perform dangerous sequences. Michel does not hesitate to get rid of his new stunt partner in order to replace her with Jane, who is enamored with the Count of Saint-Prix (Raymond Gerome). Having heard the news Michael goes to the Count while impersonating a server in order to propose the offer to Jane. When he hears that the Count has asked to marry Jane he manically sabotages the dinner and makes Jane promise to do the film. Desperate to regain Jane, Michel impersonates Ferrari who turns out to be gay, to seduce her. However the young woman is not fooled. Michel must perform a dangerous stunt on the wing of an airplane to an audience of journalists who think they are seeing Ferrari, where his life is saved from the accident by Jane, who is to marry the Count very soon. Meanwhile the press discovers that Ferrari is not doing his own stunts. While the wedding ceremony takes place at the castle of the Count, Michel arrives disguised as a gorilla, scaring guests with animals from the...
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[A]:
The Animal