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Output: Gyro w/ feta. My favorite. Service is always great.

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Output: Meh is right... lets start on a positive note. The service was friendly, very friendly. I ordered take out the General Tso Chicken with Lo Mein and Edd rolls. It came out pretty prompt (7ish minutes or so) But when I got it home i opened the bag only to notice the guy hadn't closed the lid all the way and the sauce and lo mein were every where. it drenched the egg rolls and made them soggy. It also made everything taste the same. And the noodles seemed to be over cooked, they are so soft... yuck! And for 10 bucks you can get much better. Ill stick with my Grand China on Durango & Warmsprings...

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Output: Pretty good little bar with some good beer selections and a decent selection of snacks. As far as the restaurant itself, its so so. Not exactly sure what identity they are trying to go for food-wise but its nothing to rave about.

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Went here as a choice of the in-laws. Hadn't been to a Macaroni Grill in a few years, and was actually looking forward to it as my past experiences (although never at this location) were very good. When we were seated they tried to put us in the first table just outside of the main path back to the kitchen, even though the place was practically empty (it was a Tues evening). When we asked to move out of the main traffic area, they offered a table one spot away from the original one. OK, we'll play your silly game, let's not address the 800 lb gorilla in the room (the 85% empty restaurant). Once seated our server stopped by very quickly to get drink orders and apps. Before the app came out, our server was back to take our dinner order (so far, so good, right? Ahhhh, just wait). We ordered: Lasagna w/side salad, Capellini with meat sauce, Eggplant Parmesan with a side of sausage, and a Parmesan Crusted Chicken Salad. The side salad came out not long after the app, and then the wait began. Not sure how long, but it was long enough for the entire table to get antsy and for us to ask for more bread. We even joked that it was because someone ordered lasagna. When the main courses came out, take a guess which one didn't come out with them...you ready? The Parmesan Crusted Chicken Salad. Seriously. The rest of the table started eating (it can't be that far behind, right?) and no kidding, they were at least halfway through their main course when they brought out a salad with what looked like a half of a chicken tender chopped up in it. I thought maybe they had tossed it in or something, and when I confirmed the few small pieces were all that was there, it went from not so good to bad (and soon to really bad...wait for it...). So, here I sat with this sad salad with a couple pieces of chicken, and because the wait had been so long, I was done. I told the server I didn't want it anymore and to send it back. Then I told her to make sure her manager saw what was coming out of the kitchen. I saw her talk to the manager and she came back and said they were going to make some more chicken. I told her that I didn't want it at all. I saw her go talk to the manager, who was at this point standing in front of the girl making salads) and I know by her body language and his that she told him I didn't want it at all. A few minutes later I saw them put more chicken on the salad, put some more dressing on it, and he started walking over. When he got to the table I was PISSED (yeah, really). I asked him what part of "I don't want it" did he not understand and he just stood there hovering over me with this damn salad in his hands. I explained everything that had happened and he told me that the server never told him that I didn't want it at all. He asked if there was anything he could do and I said "Yes, you can go away" (he was still just standing there staring at me like he could use the Force to make me take the salad. Now, you might be thinking, "Damn, little harsh Bro!" Ah yeah, but wait til you hear what sent me over the top... When our server came back (who was very nice and apologetic this entire time) I asked her if she told him that I didn't want the salad at all, no matter how much chicken they put on it, she said (and I fully believe her) "Yes, I told him that". So I told her how he lied to me and threw her under the bus. THAT is just inexcusable. Forget to put an order in, fine. Something not cooked right, oopps. Throw one of your workers under the bus? Piss poor. Oh yeah, and the app we ordered was zucchini hold the cheese, and it came with cheese, and the side of sausage never came out. Would I ever go there again? Not a chance. At this point I don't know when I'll even risk going to another Macaroni Grill.