Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Worst service I have ever received at a hotel in my life. We purched a discounted room through living social. When we got here the room was disgusting! It was uncleared from the previous people. Hair all over the floor, sheets thrown all over the room, bathroom was dirty and shower too. We had to wait in this room for 2 hours with my baby waiting for a team to come clean it. I could not unpack, or breast feed my child. We had to sit with an already tired and hungry baby for hours waiting for them. Our entire first night was ruined by this! Our baby goes to sleep early so we were counting on a speedy check in so we could enjoy some time in the city but it was impossible. We missed dinner we missed site seeing we missed it all. Sitting in a filthy room trying to keep my baby from touching anything to gross
Q: positive

A: Awesome Huevos Rancheros.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The worst carls jr. I have been to in the Pacific time Zone. Welcome to whale-burger. The service is slow and my food was cold. If I wanted to reheat my food I would've bought it yesterday! In the drive-thru there was only one car before our 3burger and 2side order, order and it took longer than 15mins because there was an issue with their order and the Carl's jr operator had to explain the situation to the other fat-neck turkeylegged-forearm smoking female customer why changing her order at the drive-thru window takes longer. Hurry the famous-star up you double patty neck thickburger. Carl's jr operator, make that beached whale pull her smoking blowhole around so other people can get their already made food that's already sitting there getting cold which is all ready to be paid for and eaten. There is a drive-thru line waiting to poach that humpback Honda accord and sell her to the Spring Mountain markets of Chinatown. People are starving ! After expressing my displeasure, they acknowledged their mistake and tried to rectify the situation by offering a free drink and a cookie and then asked if we wanted any condiments and we requested ketchup and ranch for the fried zucchini. Still displeased by being nurtured with sweets for our time from sitting in a "fast food drive-thru" we paid form our cold food and drive three major streets over home to eat our food. The fried zucchini was cold and I had to put it in the oven. The burgers were smashed and slopped together in such inattentive mess that there was sauce all over the wrapper coating the outside buns of the cold burgers. As if the Carls jr food assembly line took their frustration out on the successive cars who's only crime was paying for food behind a bad customer's poor order. The food literally looked like garbage. Pieces of lettuce soaked in condiments sliding around inside a wrapper slapped together with squished tomatoes and a smashed bun made the food very unappealing to taste. The only thing that wasn't cold was my shake which melted from waiting and is now sitting in my freezer to be frozen again.
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Output: I recently used their self parking service for a trip to the airport. The rate was the cheapest at the time so I foolishly made a reservation. The place was easy enough to find, but everything else was horrible. The shuttle leaked and was dripping directly on my head. The person at the desk didn't have any of my information ready, and didn't even know what questions to ask. I had to volunteer information so that I felt they wouldn't tow my car. The leaky ride to the airport took much to long because they transported one of their workers (who was filthy and smelled like a mix of urine, alcohol, and smoke) to their other location before dropping us off at the airport. They gave me a business card and told me to call when my plane landed and they would pick me up. I did but it took them OVER AN HOUR to pick me up. Meanwhile I saw shuttles from each of the other parking places pull up multiple times. One place sent at least 17 shuttles in that same time it sent them to send one. Pay the extra dollar or two a day and park elsewhere!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I am glad a bought a Groupon before coming here as it is just OK. The service when you arrive is below average for a Las Vegas buffet. They do not do a good job of seating their patrons and they also have poor service. We got the unlimited drinks with our meal, but in all reality we couldn't have more than two beverages as our server was nowhere to be found. The food was very mediocre. I thought the seafood was the best area of the buffet. They had some tasty options. The rest of the food seemed old and bland. I would try other places before coming here.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
This place has the goods! The best tortas in Phoenix and the best Mango natural sweet waters for miles. The sevice is always friendly and the place is kept clean for the most part. Parking is a pain on weekends because their lot is small, but once you're inside, you will no regret it. Try their original Torta Paquime, it will make your mouth water. :)