IN: First I almost had an infection so the Nice Lady put lots of water in my kitty food and I could not go in the out . She said , you will be very sad if I take you to the vet and I will be sad too because I have no munnies and also I would have to take you on the bus . But I did not have an infection . The Big Red Guy put games on the chair where I sit . So I had to sit squished up between the games and the back of the chair .
What might happen if the nice lady has to take the pet to the vet ?

OUT: She would n't be able to afford it .

IN: I then got drunk and played sonny 's on the square . It was hilarious . I had women up on stage with me singing , I got the crowd laughing , going I think ... it was a success . I got free drinks all night .
What may happen if I stayed sober instead ?

OUT: I may have less admirers .

IN: I was toying with doing a craft show this fall , but then decided to first put the hats in my etsy shop to see if they would sell there . So if you reached the blog searching for earflap hats but you 're not a knitter ... you 're in luck ! I ' ve got a bunch of them !
How does the narrator make money on the side ?

OUT:
They do it by selling homemade items .