Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I went in one time for a polish change. The lady barely spoke to me and was rude. I figured because it was just a polish change she was kinda grumpy. I went back again to get a full set and it looks like crap. There are bubbles in the nail polish, the whole nail isn't even painted, and she took a chunk of my skin out with the drill. I will never return to this place. They aren't even reasonably priced so it's def not worth it.
Q: negative

A: Here's the situation: I'm in Montreal on business and, despite all the great restaurants in close proximity AND my great distance from Mexico, I have a craving for fajitas (arguably one of my favorite dishes). What's wrong with me? I try instead to focus on other culinary opportunities as I walk down Rue Sainte Catherine West. Surely good Mexican food can't be found this far north. But several Yelpers insisted that, despite strong geographical evidence to the contrary, one really could obtain a tasty Mexican meal at Mesa 14. I decided to give it a try and now, I'm left to wonder if those reviewers haven't been through a few too many Canadian winters (or not enough Mexican summers). First off: the restaurant was nicely decorated - they had a small outdoor patio (which was full of people smoking). The bar area was small, intimate and comfortable. Definitely a good place to hang out with a few friends for margaritas and mojitos. But let's move onto the food. The thing that drew me in was the salsa. Yelpers raved about it. Now I don't know about you, but when I hear "homemade salsa" I picture a chunky combination of tomatoes, onions, cilantro, lime and maybe some kind of chili pepper for good measure. That's not what they serve. They serve tomato paste with flavor, To scoop they provide a side of "not-crunchy chips". These are, by my definition, chips that are not stale, but also are not not crispy or crunchy. Picture a thick tortilla chip crossed with cardboard. I suffered through the salsa that I had so been craving. Shortly thereafter my fajitas arrived on muted plate. Muted, in this context, does not describe the color of the plate, rather it describes the sound. It's the same sound that sizzling fajitas would make if served in space. The waitress (who was nothing but polite and friendly, by the way) dropped them off with an understated apology for them not sizzling. Now in space I would not have heard that apology. But because I did, I am not and they should have... I don't mean to harp so much on the fact that they weren't sizzling, but there's a reason I have such a love affair with the Tex-Mex dish: it's one of the few dishes that satisfies all five senses: it looks good, it tastes good, it smells good, it's fun to make with you hands, and (perhaps most importantly) it sounds good. How many times have you been to a restaurant and sizzling fajitas come out? The sound alone is enough to get my mouth watering. Fajitas without sizzle is like a fine wine without a bouquet. Despite it's lack of sizzle (yes the iron skillet was hot), the fajitas were warm and edible. The meat, however, was heavily dusted with seasoning. While this does impart flavor, it overwhelms the natural flavor of the beef and gives the impression that the meat is of lower quality. On the plus side, the quantity of meat provided would satisfy any big appetite. The condiments (sour cream, guac and pico) were sufficient.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: MY BIG TOE IS CRUSTING AND INFECTED. I get my nails done atleast twice a month and here, you definitely get what you pay for. My lasted maybe 40 minutes, which is not normal for a regular pedicure, I got a girl named Cindy. She rushed my pedicure, I could tell. I do have ingrown toemails that I told her about before we started. She did not take them out, but i was not in the mood to complain that day, I could tell that her and the other manicurist were talking trash about my friend and I. Also I have dry heels, and usually when they put the callus remover, and scrub it would come off..if they are really bad normally they would offer a blade, to take them off. Ya, I walked out with dry heels and scales of them half taken off.. I was so upset. They were not helpful, about color choices or anything, and in general not someone you could even talk to. The massage part of my pedicure was so short, and it felt like she was just running her hands up and down my leg, it was a little awkward. Towards the end of my pedicure, she still had not put my flip flops on and had the separators in my toes, it had already been 20 minutes and no one came back to me to say you can go, nails are dry, nothing. I could have just walked out, and been ok...which i regret not doing. Its day three of my pedicure and my big toe is swollen, watering and crusting. I have no idea what that girl did or if they didnt wash tools. ITS DISGUSTING, and i called to talk to the manager, Joanne i think her name was...and answered the phone saying, "What do you want" and said, "oh that's nothing just put some triple anti-biotic on it, it will heal in 3 days" NEVER AGAIN.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I like safeway because they are always nice clean and helpful. THe only reason it isnt 5 stars is you pay more for this treatment, but I say it is worth it. Also they tend to have the better produce.
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output: This observation wheel was high on my list of things to do this trip to Vegas. I romanticized the view of the city in my head but the actual experience fell short. I couldn't find the hours online but we arrived on a Tuesday night about 11:30pm. They informed us that the last riders would have to be on the wheel by 12. After paying nearly $80 for our two tickets, a quick trip to a really dirty bathroom (isn't this place brand new?!?) and getting a free drink (I found a text code in the taxi cab interactive TV on the way over) we walked up to the landing where you get in the pods. There were four in our party and another three people paired with us. I'm not sure why though since there was several open pods that we could have each been in by ourselves (there were about 10 people in the other pod so I guess I shouldn't complain). Entering the pod is interesting as it never stops and once inside, they lock you in adn there are two benches on either side that allow you to sit down. The pod was clean and luckily the windows were too. As other's have mentioned, there is a guide up on the screen and I can't say he added to the experience. As we climbed and reach the top, the view was anticlimactic. Last year we had dinner at the Stratosphere and that view is better! And for another $70, you can have a great dinner! Overall I can't say I regret going but I definitely wouldn't go again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I wish I could give a higher review but my dinning experience just was not very good. I love this kind of food but the entire experience was way off. The chicken soup was tasteless, the chorizo was not very spicy and the sauce was like warmed red wine. None of the hot dishes ordered were hot, and several were way salty. The staff were like zombies, they were nice but going through the motions. It really felt like we picked an off night. I will try again as I always like to give a place a fair chance but I will not run back. Oh quick note ... I am not a big sangria fan but they served a vey tasty Sangria and a very tasty mojito.