Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: While I'm not a regular, I've been here over a dozen times in the past five or six years, so I feel like I have a good idea of what Club Cafe does right. It's a small, cozy live music venue that serves food and beverages. Depending on the show or event, there are (or aren't) a fair number of tables. No matter what, though, there's a padded bench that lines about a quarter of the space. That's a nice place to park and take in a show, provided you can get to the club early enough to get a seat. There's a fairly small menu, but since this is a concert venue first and foremost that makes sense. I've had chili and sandwiches there before, and everything was above average. People seem to really dig their pizza, too, which always looks when I see a steaming pie drift past. There are usually lots of good craft and imported beers either on tap or bottled, and they whip up some mean mixed drinks. Fair wine list too, if that's your bag. Service can get a little chaotic once music starts, but that doesn't bother me too much. Club Cafe usually attracts smaller bands, from local Pittsburgh acts to national indie artists. Some higher-profile names sell out quickly (Sufjan Stevens right around the time of his Illinoise release, for instance), other modestly popular acts still draw a large crowd (Richard Buckner, to use an example from a couple of years ago, or Wovenhand). One of my qualms with the place is that the club's in-house sound set-up always seems pushed to its limit with distorted electric guitars. The stage is also small enough that any band that has more than three people looks like they're trying not to knock their bandmates over. One problem I always have with Club Cafe--and I get that this might be a "it's me, not you" kind of thing--is that there's ALWAYS at least one incredibly loud person doing their best to ruin a show. I guess they get plastered before the show at the bar and then buy a ticket so they can keep drinking? I realize that talking to your friends is fun, but come on...other people are trying to watch the show! This has happened the last six shows I've been to. Pittsburgh people tend to be polite, so usually no one says anything...including the staff. THAT is what frustrates me.
Q: negative

A: The only reason this place gets two stars is because the bartender was super friendly and the food tastes ok. Everything is way too expensive and the happy hour is not that great. Fiance and I came in to get some food and drinks on happy hour and relax a little bit after running annoying errands all day. Enter Douchey McDouche Manager Guy who apparently has the day off but loves to go get shit housed at his place of employment and yell to the old low life regulars across the bar about how many Red Bull Vodka shots they wanna do. Now, we're just trying to have a nice afternoon and sit at the bar without having toothless Timmys and Dickhead Dave yell in our ears without any regards to the fact that that might indeed be REALLY annoying. With that being said, probably will be a loooong while before we succumb ourselves to that torture again.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Love their subs. Taste like from a deli. Wish they were in CA!
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Output: Yes, I'm a SUSHI lover and this place...honestly took my breath away. I was here during CES 2009 for work and my manager and I got invited to dinner with one of our partners at this restaurant. This place was PACKED when we showed up. The sake was amazing, even though I couldn't take much of it down since I had alcohol poisoning that morning ;P, yeah I know...I party hard even when I'm at work. But yes, the Cod was intensely amazing and the miso soup was quite awesome as well...definitely gonna hit this place up again when I'm in town.
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output: I'm still in shock about how negative my experience with Neurology Center of Nevada was. I went to them for chronic migraines. I've had them for 29 years so I'm pretty well educated about my condition and the world of doctors offices. I came prepared for a long wait but apparently not prepared enough. The waiting room was full of people and smelled like cigar smoke. It actually made my eyes water. The light in the bathroom was burned out and took almost half an hour for someone to replace the bulb. After an hour wait, I was called back to an exam room and gave my vitals to someone who I'm positive had no medical training. Then I saw Doctor Santos. I am genuinely concerned that there is something wrong with him. He asked me the exact same question 4 times in a row. "Where is your pain, one to ten?" And after the fourth time I said 6 I started to worry he was having some kind of stroke. I gave him a list of the medications I have tried in in the past and had copies of my previous diagnostics in hand. Without even looking at the results he dismissed them and said we need another MRI. Then he told me to try these two medications. I asked, what kind of drugs are they? He repeated the name, I asked again, he said, for nerves in head. Okay! I left after being prodded to set up an appointment for blood work he never mentioned and that MRI I didn't need. Then I go to the pharmacy. One of the medications he prescribed I had already tried. He was obviously not even paying attention to what he read. I made sure to write everything because I had heard he had difficulty speaking English. The other medication he prescribed cost an insane amount of money so the entire experience ( 1 hour and 44 minutes) was a colossal waste of time and money. I'm not one to complain just for the heck of it. I am STRONGLY advising you, Do Not put your health in the hands of these people. It is frightening to think that this doctor is capable of performing procedures on patients. I think if a piece of a satellite fell from the sky and stuck in my head, I would be in better hands if I went to Home Depot to have it removed.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Went in today and had another great experience. I had the regular pedicure but added callus scrub and french tips on the toes. Christina is very very good. She really gives a good leg and foot massage and your nails are thoroughly examined and cared for. I also found out they do massage and reflexology without the pedicure. I may come in for more spa like relaxation.