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Output: Holy sandwich, Batman! If you ever have a hankering for gigantic sandwiches where the meat is literally piled as high as your head, then you my friend, have come to the right place. After indulging in Fat Tuesday's awesome big-ass drinks, we decided to eat here. For some reason, alcohol will imbibe some sort of food courage in you. Specifically the peach bellini with an extra shot. My brother and sister-in-law were smart and decided to share the "Woody Allen", which was two lbs of meat (pastrami and corned beef, but they got all pastrami). My husband and I, alcohol in tow, decided against logic and each ordered our own "Woody Allen", all pastrami. Once the food came, our mouths dropped in amazement... These suckers were massive! Each half of the sandwich was precariously held together by wooden skewers. I took one bite and immediate felt giddy with happiness. Meaty, juicy, and packed with flavor... Definitely worth the $20+ price tag. We rashly ordered sides, but figured we might as well, since it was our last night in Vegas. Go big or go home, right? Two sides, coleslaw and pickles. The coleslaw was okay, but their house made pickles were delish! 45 minutes later, we tapped out. Needless to say, our eyes were too big for our tummies because we both ate equivalent of half a sandwich... we should have just split one. Took our leftovers with us to eat as a late night snack. Go. Eat. This. Now.

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Output: I heard about DW Bistro a few years back when a friend of mine (after eating there for the first time) decided to get a tattoo of a piece of their Red Velvet Cake. My wife loves RVC, and we had DW Bistro on our wish list of places to eat. Last night we were finally in the area and decided to check it out. Service gets an A++. Entire staff was friendly. There was always someone to refill our drinks and clean up throughout our meal. Food was excellent. My wife had the fried chicken, and I had the veal parmigiana special. I had the pomegranate iced tea (amazing) and my wife a beverage. Every bite was bursting with flavor. I have not had a meal where it seemed every bite was calculated and created to give the eater such a flavorful experience. Of course we had the Red Velvet Cake for dessert. We were skeptical going in, because my wife's favorite dessert is her grandmothers RVC. Not to disappoint, we both loved the RVC. It was a neat twist on an old classic. The cake was moist, icing was creamy, and the white chocolate surrounding the top and sides was to die for. Hats off to the chef at DW Bistro. It was a Friday night. We were there at 6pm, and good thing because as we were leaving a huge wait building up. Our bill was $100 with tip, and well worth very penny. I highly recommend DW Bistro, especially if you're looking to have a nice night out with your wife/husband/significant other. Bravo DW Bistro! We'll be back!

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Output: The BEST homemade horchata EVER!! You have to try it! Everything here is clearly made with attention to detail. The cuisine is fresh and authentic!! And the prices are unbeatable. I had the carnitas burrito. It was fresh, tasty, and filling. My tummy and tastebuds were definitely satisfied. I would come here regularly if I lived in the area.

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Words of advice for large chain restaurants: 1. Refrain from telling a large party that ordering food and drinks at the same time 'will slow down the kitchen' 2. Try to hire servers who can tell position one from position six - being able to count is a bonus 3. Corollary to #1 - Telling us 'most of it will come out cold anyway' is not the way to increase your tip Stars received are for the nice hostess who seated us and the very delicious (and large) salad I ate. Our waiter receives no stars.