Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I am never coming here again. For the price we paid, we could have had a much better meal and gambling money leftover. Bland and tasteless. You can come the first time to collect miniature jars of ketchup and tabasco sauces if you'd like.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: We did the Echo trail ascent. While it's mostly a hike, there are some parts that could be more aptly described as a climb. Best to have more than 20 oz of water per person and maybe a small snack, banana, etc.. Recommend carrying your water in a bag on your back. It's difficult to climb certain parts of the trail while holding onto a bottle of water. Parking is controlled and very limited, but spots open up throughout the morning. Echo trail parking lot is located at the entrance to a residential neighborhood. On the day we visited, a gentleman in a black Jaguar laid on his horn as he was unable to make his way through traffic to his street. Not surprisingly, we heard later that police were ticketing cars that were in line to get into the parking lot. There were more than a few people who chose to listen to music without headphones, which was a delight that reminded me of riding the bus or subway.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I got a "low-reg" fade and it was $12. The building says $9.99, but that's for Wednesdays only. They apparently used to have Thursday specials as well, but all the signs have had it removed. I forgot the other prices, I'll probably snap a photo next time. Went in and was actually surprised that it looked as nice as it did. It's not an elegant, $20 barbershop, but coming from San Diego, I was pleasantly surprised they had something other than cheap seating. It looks like they tried to make it look old school and classic, but tried is the key word. Overall, I dig the feel of this place. There was only one barber, a middle-aged Russian (I'm assuming) lady who was friendly. Didn't talk, but I'm not one that likes to converse with barbers, so I prefer this kind of feel - only mentioning it because some people look forward to telling their barbers their life's stories. I would definitely go back here again. I only knocked off 1 star because at the end she gave me clipper burn cleaning up those pesky bottom neck hairs. Not a huge deal for me to be honest, but it does sting a little bit. However, the fade was so good, I can handle a little weakness leaving my body ;).