Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Flavor? Nope. The pizza was a bit larger than I expected, and that would generally be a good thing, but there was almost no flavor art all. I am originally from Chicago, and I therefore come with reasonably high standards when it comes to what makes a quality pizza. This place didn't come anywhere near meeting any of them. The sauce was really bland. The sausage was in very small pieces on the pizza, and it had virtually no flavor. The parmesan and Chile flakes were at the counter to be taken to your table, but I didn't notice that they were there until I was done eating. The service was pretty decent.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: If you like fresh and I mean fresh veggies, this is the place for you. It is open on Saturdays and not all year round. But should be opening again soon. They do not always have the same produce each week since they pick what is growing at the given moment. But it is always quality and this next bit is from his web site. "Growing everything myself, the produce sold at my farm stand is chemical-free and better than organic. I use NO pesticides of any kind, NO insecticides, ZERO antibiotics, NO chemical fertilizers, and absolutely NO genetically modified organisms. Certain sprays and soaps are allowed in organic farming, but at Tonopah Rob's Vegetable Farm I practice an all-natural method using beneficial bug warfare, green compost, natural fertilizers, and companion planting as my strategy and line of defense." Speaking of web sites go and follow the instructions on how to get there On-line maps do not lead you in the right direction. You can also sign up for email updates as to what will be sold that week. This place is actually in Tonopah, the far west valley. I put Phoenix so it would show up here.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This seemed to me to be a pub that wanted to be a restaurant or vice versa. The decor was pretty and modernish, with light-toned woods and colorful, fancy art. There were limited beer options though, and the menu was small and made up of things that tasted decent but didn't really stand out. It just didn't win me over.