Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Brad T. and I were looking for a place to eat around downtown and I checked yelp to see what was nearby and saw "EAT" with such high reviews. Of course, we decided to come eat here! We went on a Saturday morning and it was quite pack, which was okay since I had time to read yelp reviews while we were waiting. I was getting really excited to try their food here and especially when I read that they had beignets! ....We got seated and I overheard a waitress saying that they did NOT have beignets due to the fact that the cold weather was not letting the beignets rise properly. ( I was so so disappointed!) But it was okay, I was still really excited to eat their food! What we ordered: Country Fried Steak (2.5): Unfortunately, I only took a few bites of this, so I cannot review it the best that I can. However, the chicken fried steak was incredibly dry and I felt like it needed more flavor in it. The potatoes were good though. Shrimp & Grits (3): I, also took only a few bites of this as well because I was also pretty disappointed how it tasted like. Maybe because i didn't like the fact that my bacon was soaked with grits. But the shrimp tasted delicious and I like how it almost seemed like it was a soup, but it wasn't. I didn't end up finishing it, Brad T. though finished it for me. Pancake (5): BEST PANCAKE I HAVE EVER TASTED! I absolutely loved it! I love how the top its crispy golden brown. Once you taken a bite of it, oh man! it its absolutely incredible! I highly recommend anyone to order their pancakes! Service (2): The service was upsetting to say the least. I understand that they are busy, but at least just come back to our table at least one time. After our server took our order he never ever came back to check up on us. For instance, I forgot to ask for maple syrup with my pancakes, so I couldn't eat it until I had to wait for a server to look straight at me so I can wave at them. Overall, the service was just really upsetting. The only time he came back was to give us our check. Overall (2): Even though, I loved their pancakes the rest of my experience there was just disappointing. However, I would like to come back and give them another chance.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I can't imagine a trip to Las Vegas without at least MENTIONING that we might try to go here for the Champagne Brunch on the weekends. We don't always make it here for brunch. I don't know about YOUR Vegas but my Vegas often includes very late nights and about mid mornings, or a room that's to suite (pun intended) to leave in an early morning rush. Regardless of whether I make it or not, the champagne brunch still occurs and its still delicious. My best friend and I usually get different types of seafood so that we can both taste everything. Equally we both love breakfast so a customizable omelet it is! The lil champagne they serve with the brunch packs a nice lil' buzz - it'll have me feelin good!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The response from Kelly G. below merely entertains conjecture from dog owners, not veterinarians. I can assure the reader that my dog had neither bug bites or ringworm.