IN: I had a good birthday weekend . Friday got started waaaaay late , but Saturday was fun at ValleyFair . Mystic Lake was fun , but would have been better if I 'd been smarter . It was great for Katie though .
Why does the narrator believe their birthday was n't perfect .

OUT: They felt a time crunch on Friday .

IN: i already have a plan , but i ca n't find curtains that are plain and cheap enough to buy a lot of . i looked at ikea but apparently they do n't ship stuff eurggghh . so i mostly want a lot of curtains , mirrors , and pinkness .
Why ca n't the narrator get the curtains they want ?

OUT: They live too far from Ikea .

IN: I finally got up because the only other thing that bothers her is if she get hungry at night and her bowl is empty . Sure enough her food bowl in the kitchen was empty . I filled it .
why did the pet bother the speaker ?

OUT:
The pet was hungry and wanted its bowl filled up with food .