Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This teensy place is located on a forlorn part of the strip; you know, that stretch bridging New Vegas and Old Vegas that is adorned only by low-lying cheap T-shirt and souvenir warehouses...the part that reminds you that you are in the bone dry desert. As my friends and I (all of still us hungover at 4 p.m.) walked under the daze of the mid-afternoon sun, coffee seemed like a necessity and SexxPresso seemed like just the quirky (and indeed only) thing we needed. Tittering, we perused a small wall of shabby nylon lingerie, patent leather (a.k.a. cheap vinyl) bondage gear, and glow-in-the-dark dildos before walking up to the counter, where a scruffy, middle-aged, not unobese guy in a yellowed white tee (or was it a wifebeater) greeted us. Bemoaning the state of the economy and the prudence of Vegas tourists nowadays, he took our orders. Behind him, a hipless bottle blonde who looked like she was 12 years old (this is not to imply that the employees at this business are not of age; she just looked that way for sure) fumbled her way around the machinery, ultimately producing our steaming cups with downcast eyes and a flourish of limp synthetic lace. I forget the name of what I ordered, but I guarantee you that the title was unironically smutty. Back in the daylight, I took an awkward and slightly guilty gulp of cherry-infused mocha. There was nothing wrong with the temperature or the quality of it, but for some reason, I kept thinking about flavored lube and worrying that it was the secret ingredient. Right then, my cocky male coffee connoisseur friend, the only one who could have potentially enjoyed this whole scene, aptly expressed everyone's feelings - "BLAAAAAGH! You CAN'T mix SEX with COFFEE, man...now all I feel like is that I'm drinking that 12-year-old girl's ASSSSS...tasting her ASSSSSS...." We walked the rest of the way in depressed silence and got our blood flowing with the Stratosphere rides instead. I want to wish this severely undervisited place luck, but unfortunately, a coffee-cum-sex-shop is not neither a turnon nor a picker-upper, especially not on the dead part of the Vegas strip.
Q: negative

A: Gone downhill fast
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Late night prime rib after a night in old town is the best! Even though we have been asked to leave (sometimes more politely than others) they always welcome us back with open arms! I can't stay away from this place.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Cold chips they say they do not make them to order This place is terrible where did they get the fish? Did not look like any fish that I have ever had. It was so bad I took two bites and left . First what is Cabo about it? and what is fish about it?It takes more than a few pieces of frozen fish on a tortilla shell. Lets see if Taco Bell can do better ?Guy you must have been drunk if you liked this place of course I have never seen him visit a place that he said he did not like? No No No I should have contacted my credit card company and disputed the charge. What a waste...
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: If you're coming to Roadrunner to eat anytime soon, this isn't the place. Just a few other tables in the joint when we were seated and our server spent most of the time talking and hanging out with the manager and other employees while we waited, waited and waited for our should-be hot, cold food to arrive. She did perk up prior to expected tip time. Too many options in LV to return for a repeat lackluster performance. Good luck, Roadrunner, restaurants go bye bye with your inattention to customers.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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Any girl obsessed with love story movie themes and one who watched Serendipity had to check this place out on a recent visit to Las Vegas. Well this girl was me and I left pretty let down. The speciality item is the frozen hot chocolate and a "must have" so of course that is what I had. Service inside the restaurant caters to those eating meals so they pretty much ignore you if all you want is a drink. Finally someone told me to go to the outside walk-up window where they provide take out and make the drinks. I pretty much could have stood there all day long as no one took the time to acknowledge me until at least a good ten minutes. Clearly lacking in customer service skills people. Anyhow I lined up outside in the heat and ordered a ten dollar frozen hot chocolate. It basically was a malted style drink with lots of whipped cream. A frappacino has more flavour. It hit the spot cuz it was so hot and I was sweating up a storm but meh not so good. Overpriced and clearly overhyped!!!