I need you help , dear viewers . It seems someone has gotten her panties in a bunch because I did n't post her submission . So I went back and dug up the one submission she 's sent in the past month and am posting it here .

A: Why did you not post her submission when she submitted it a while ago ?

The music also sucked . Ikea Brooklyn plays nothing but 90s music , which is like my favorite kind of music ever , and the NJ store had a whole mix of pop songs spanning several decades ( including Fergie , ugh ) . BUT ! ! They had my fabric ( in black ) , so I finally got some ! ! !

A: Why might I have gone to IKEA ?

And believe me , I know my way around a candy bar . She presented us with a platter of 5 baby diapers . Fresh out of the microwave . With a candy bar contained therein .

A: What is the candy bar a euphemism for ?

Again a Big Deal , usually any change throws her off balance and disrupts her behavior . Once again my child has amazed and surprised me . First day of school I expected a bit of trepidation , and saw none .

A:
What may be a fact about this parent ?