Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Stopped by this evening for the first time with the family and it was great! Great yumny food! Friendly and helpful staff! Huge portions! The shakes are thick and creamy, not runny like other fast food! Ordered the bacon cheeseburger and it was tasty, yet juicy! This food reminded us of a non fast food joint! Best part was it was cheap for our family of four, we left full with plenty of left overs! We will be back! Thank you Cannot wait to try the breakfast!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Finally got back around to this terrific restaurant, and this time enjoyed the excellent company of Norm R. & Scott W. :-) As always, there was an amazing selection of food here at the Valley's largest Buffet (tied with it's twin in Chandler). They do vary the selection some each day, & today I counted up 174 items plus sauces, dressings & toppings. Where to begin??!! Ok, how about the REALLY GOOD creamy Clam Chowder, a match for the best I've ever had, anywhere. Then from over at the BIG Sushi station I enjoyed such fresh, tasty treats as grilled Cuttlefish steak! (Photo.) The several Sushi items that I chose from over there were all delicious too, as was the seaweed topped with some kind of tasty cheese bits.. After some regular salad with plenty of goodies to include in it, it was over to the Mongolian style BBQ for a plate of delicious stir-fry with beef steak cubes and chicken, plus plenty of different veggies to choose from. After many other taste sensations and a nice dessert selection it was time to leave, but what a fun, delicious lunch this was, here at one of the three very best Asian Buffets in the Valley. :-)) Weekday Lunch Buffet: $9.39/$8.45 Sr.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I made a reservation online with OpenTable requesting a nice quiet booth/table and when we arrived we were seated immediately. Sadly, we found ourselves next to a rowdy crew of professionals led by a particulary boisterous yuppie that had plenty of Tuesday Night Steam to blow off. Service was suspect, it took at least 10 minutes for our waitress to introduce herself and take drink orders. As mentioned by another reviewer, the bread was not as tasty or as fresh as I would expect from a swanky place. Think Safeway Desperation French Bread discounted on Sunday afternoon after it hasn't sold all week. We waited close to an hour for our entrees. When they did arrive they were tasty--but very, very small and I was left quite hungry. Beware getting your heart set on the online menu or the items within it; the menu changes quite frequently(for better or worse). I ordered a dram of Ardbeg single malt and the $14 pour was extremely small. On the bright side, they randomly brought out spoonfuls of similarly random ingredients thrown together that actually tasted good. The cotton candy was cool for about 3 seconds but then just seemed gimmicky. Its just cotton candy, folks. Overall, we were quite disappointed and won't be returning.