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An example of an positive review: I love Baton Rouge. Love the food and service. Chicken Tenders for me, Ribs for my wife and salad for my mother in law. My daughters love the pasta and whatever the spice they put on the fries is delicious. Been going for 10 years but this past weekends what got me excited to post a review. Walked in, alone with my 1 year old and 3 year old daughter. For me this means lets get this done and quick. First, the hostess helped me carry my two seater up the stairs, then they moved they cutlery away from my daughters, seems like a no-brainer but I am always surprised at how often waiters place the steak knives in front of the kids. The waitress took my order quickly, brought the food quickly, stopped at my table every three minutes to play with the kids and clean up the sugar packs my daughter was throwing. Extra plates and napkins kept coming and they ran to help carry the stroller back down the stairs when i left. I was a bit nervous going into the restaurant without my wife but it turned out to be a piece of cake due to the five star service. Oh, and the food was great too. My one year old polished the whole bowl of lobster mac and cheese herself. Highly recommended restaurant food and service and definitely kid friendly.

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An example of an positive review: This place rocks! Located right on the capitol square, the Old Fashioned is all about Wisconsin. They have 30 beers to choose from here. Every beer I tried was great. My favorite was the Spotted Cow. I've never had cheese curds before I tried them here. The fried cheese curds and the dipping sauces were over-the-top. Why are you still reading? Get over there now!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Wow, all I can say is this place SUCKS big balls. Take your money to 24 Hour Fitness (which is literally 3 minutes from here), where your business will be appreciated. My boyfriend and I joined back in early summer. We paid for 2 full-year memberships. We paid nearly $500 each, which I feel is high for a gym. Don't go here if you are interested in a serious workout... All the women come all dolled up. And all the guys are meatheads (especially the trainers, who need to really lay off the roids). The gym is very nice... clean, good/new equipment. The reason for the 1 star, however, is due to their policies and lack of customer service. When joining, they rush you through the contract to get you to sign, skipping over the fact that you are responsible for inquiring any additional fees that they deem as necessary. So, after my boyfriend and I had been working out at this location for a month, we got a bill in the mail saying we owed an additional $52 for their renovations. EXCUSE ME!?! This gym is like 5 years old... When I called to ask what specifically the charges were for, the manager told me it was for the new IMAX Theater, valet parking.... the list goes on. Are you serious!? Valet parking at a gym? I've never heard of something so absurd. Get exercise and walk to your own car... This is a gym for goodness sakes! They refused to take the charges off my bill even though I would never use their useless new amenities. They said if the charges weren't paid by the due date, I wouldn't be able to work out until they were paid off (with late fees). HAHAHA. So I went to Craigslist, sold both my memberships and my 20 personal training sessions. And I didn't have to pay their outrageous fees. There were other shortcomings, but honestly, my BP is already going through the roof from writing this review. I'm done. You can go fuck yourself Mountainside Fitness!!

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An example of an negative review: The most rude and obnoxious run restaurant in Las Vegas. i was there this past Friday night. The food was awful, the service was ok but the people who manage the place are the most unprofessional that i have ever seen. I have a lot of friends who travel to Las Vegas very frequently and i will tell them to cross this off their list! I have friends in the media as well and they will get the word too! Get off your high horse Lavo, Your place is not all that. i also told the concierge group at the Encore and they felt the same way.