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Output: Burgers were standard. Service was sub-par. I won't go back again. Nothing really great about the experience at all. Burgers weren't that tasty.

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Output: Horrible store! I don't understand why this store has such high reviews. The customer service (HAH) is one of the worst I've seen in a retail store. No one welcomes you as you walk in, no one offers to help you out no matter how lost you look, and when they do help you they don't even seem to be really paying attention to your needs. It literally took me half an hour to get a size on a pair of shoes that I was interested in buying. The clothes are cheaply made and wont last you in the long run but this is a "you get what you pay for" type of store. But I gave them two stars because the selection and layout of the store is nice. Jewelry is overpriced but the shoes are good.

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Output: Very disappointed after hearing about this place from friends and seeing the online reviews. My wife's entree was wrong -- TWICE. First, the wrong main dish was delivered, and the correct entree arrived with soup not salad. To make matters worse, the quiche crust was doughy across the entire bottom, and the "ham" was VERY fatty bacon. The response from the waiter? A shrugged sorry and "do you want a side salad?" When the hostess came by, she, too, shrugged a "sorry" and grinned a bit sheepishly. I finally asked for the manager. When she arrived, she thanked us for the feedback and offered a free dessert. I wasn't asking to have my butt kissed or get free food, but in any PROFESSIONAL restaurant, the server would have immediately offered to take the quiche off the bill. Very poor service. I had the monkfish. Never had it before. The server said that is was "light and flaky." Mine was dense and rubbery. There are too many other good restaurants in Pittsburgh for me to bother with this place again. Ugh. Oh, and the french greetings and exclamations -- "C'est magnifique?" -- are a bit much. The affectations were annoying. Just give me good, friendly and honest service.

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This review is about their CONFERENCE facilities. If this is OFF STRIP, you should expect cheaper day rates. NOT HERE. AIRLINE PERSONNEL WELCOME ONLY. All the rest, pay surcharge. I attended a business conference here earlier in the year. Previously, I have attended business and sales training conferences at some of the best world class hotels on Las Vegas Blvd's world's famous STRIP. Not here. The hotel is nice and clean. They charge very high room rates as compared to elsewhere nearby because they have special booking with airline staff. Nice restaurant. Nice bar. Great free parking like it should be in Las Vegas. Really nice feature is the parking lot is right out front. Unlike the massive hotel properties ON STRIP where you have to park and walk quite a schlep to the hotel. That adds about 15 minutes to your day, possibly your morning. Here it's just a few brief minutes jaunt from the parking lot into the lobby. The conference venue was filthy after the hotel staff was done with it. Tiny waste paper baskets when what was needed should have been a massive trash bin. The chairs, while comfy, were filthy with someone else's chip and lunch. All over the chairs and underneath. Take Note When Booking Your Conference Here: No worries. They only vacuum this room once a week whether it needs it or not. You will need to empty the too small trash bins yourself 3x a day. Food courts: Go across the street to the better hotels.