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An example of an positive review: If, like me, you like nothing more than chilling out on a sunny day watching the world go by then this cafe is for you...a great little sun trap on Haddington Place, for when the sun makes an appearance! This used to be Berits & Brown-however, I much prefer the more casual "I love Cafe"...which still serves wine & beer! This was my 1st time eating here, having walked past quite a few times ...I will definitely head back, I hear they do a mean stack of pancakes! Need I say more... **Independent Edinburgh Supporter**

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An example of an negative review: I am sorely disappointed in the staff and the accommodations for clients. I schedule my exam for 1030, arrived 15 min early for paperwork an did not get taken into a room for even preliminary vitals until 90 minutes after my appointment. 2 hours later I vow I will never return. All I need is birth control as these people cannot even handle that. I a doctor myself and would never treat my clients this way. And I have no decent colleagues that would!!!!

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An example of an negative review: After seeing this place on the Travel Channel and finding out it was right here in Las Vegas I thought I'd give it a try. This would turn out to be a horrible decision. I went to the location on Tropicana (as this review is for) and went through the drive through. I should have turned around after seeing how low budget their signs and graphics were (this would turn out to be a reflection of their over all attitude). I then drove up to the window and waited for around 4-6 minutes. I thought they were closed (even though it was 6pm on a weekday) because no one came to the window. I did see other cars and saw some customers walking in the front. Finally a guys comes to the window. He doesn't speak much English. I explained a few times we were ordering 2 reubens one with corn beef and one with pastrami (you have the choice here which is nice). We ordered the fries and onion rings and some drinks too. He just closed the window when I said the drinks. I wasn't sure if he was coming back or got my order or even understood it. He never even told us our total or how long it would take. At least 13 minutes passed by while we sat in at the drive up window. I did try yelling a couple times but no one came back to the window. Lucky we were the only car there. After 20 minutes I got out of the car and went in the front door. There were about 10 people all standing around impatiently and I saw this dirty disgusting kitchen with one guy (fresh over the boarder) working by himself. One couple canceled their order and walked out. He didn't seem to even care. I don't blame this guy since he was working his butt off and was really sweaty (which was dripping all over) and he didn't have any help. Needless to say after I went back in the car and got the food over 1/2 hour had passed probably close to 40 minutes. I asked the worker if he was the only the one and he said in broken English that the owner wouldn't get him any help and told him he can work by himself. When we got home both the reubens were very fatty. It was like a dead flesh flavored chewing gum. The lemonade was awesome (the only good part of the meal), the fries were just fried frozen potato sticks, the onion rings were nothing special and everything was way too greasy. They also didn't have any ranch available. The one employee said he had been too busy to make the ranch. The owner of the restaurant should be hung, drawn, and quartered. How dare you leave this poor immigrant by himself in there to fend for himself. This place screams health hazard and disaster all over it. This just goes to show you. What you see on TV can be a totally different experience. I do hope the owner(s)/manager(s) get their acts together and makes this place better for the real customer experience.

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An example of an negative review: Papa Murphy's is a pizza place with a unique concept. They sell you an uncooked pizza that's assembled right before your eyes. You then take it home and bake it according to the given directions. We went there one evening and got a pizza with Canadian bacon. Papa Murphy's also sells raw chocolate chip cookie dough. Again, it comes with directions. Soda comes in 20 oz. bottles and only Pepsi products. Hint: If you like Coke products, just go next door and get your soda at the Subway Sandwich shop! The pizza directions are pretty straightforward. However, we found it strange that the instructions said to puncture any bubbles that appear while the pizza is baking. A pizza crust without bubbles? How strange! Needless to say, we ignored that instruction! The chocolate chip cookie dough also comes with straightforward instructions. So...how did this all turn out? The pizza was unremarkable---no better than a store bought fresh pizza---and that was disappointing. Somehow, with such a unique concept, we were expecting better. As far as the cookies go---what was odd was that they gave off no smell when baking. When you make homemade cookies, they tend to give off a tempting aroma that has you waiting impatiently for them to be done. So...the cookies were ok. However, we've had better. If you do get one of their pizzas, get it knowing that it won't be any better than what you would get at the supermarket. However, the one advantage that Papa Murphy's has that the supermarket doesn't---you can customize your toppings. Otherwise, the staff was friendly and efficient. When making our pizza, they made it incorrectly but quickly spotted their mistake and made us the pizza we ordered.