Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: I've been here a few times and every time my experience was very different. The first time we went late on a Friday night as a friend knew that local musicians get together in the bottom bar to have a jamming session after they have finished playing at other pubs and venues. This was a great night and I'd give it 5 stars. SO much fun and we even got to have a wee shot on the guitars!!! The second time I went in for a quick drink in the top bar which is not the most classy of venues. Rammed in there at 7pm on a Friday night beside older locals was not a nice experience. If I could give zero stars then that would even be too much!!! I still couldn't get the memory of that first night out of my head so on the third occassion I had visitors over from foreign lands. I wanted to give them a taste of Scotland so decided to take them along in the hope that the musicians would be back. There were musicians but in the bar upstairs. They played their own local songs with lots of slang words so of course my friends didn't have a clue what they were on about. When I requested that they play 'Caledonia' I got laughed at and if looks could kill then I'd have been lying in a pool of blood in the middle of the floor!!! I've now come to the conclusion that every night is different and you have to just appreciate the memories. I doubt I'll be giving this place another chance.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: We ate here while on a weekend get away. When we first walked in I could not figure out if it were a bar or restaurant. We looked at the menu and decided to give it a try. We were seated by the host who appeared to be drunk because he was pretty damn obnoxious. We waited for 7 minutes before we got a menu. Once the menu finally arrived we put in a drink order because the service was obviously going to be slow.........and boy was it slow! We ordered calamari, mussels, and a caesar salad after waiting for what seemed like forever. The calamari was good but nothing special, the mussels were pretty awesome, and the caesar salad was not that great and had no taste. The waiter never offered any parmesan cheese or cracked pepper for the caesar salad and was no where to be found for us to make the request. The mussels were good but everything else including the drink was not good and the service was basically non existent.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: This review may not accurately portray the resort because it involves a planned event/conference. We stayed here last year during the same period and it was excellent. The grounds are nice - a large, sprawling complex that can be a little confusing at night. Two nice pools, a life size chess site and spacious rooms are all very impressive. The catered meals were great last year and we were able to check into our rooms early. This year, not so much. Our meetings were finished at noon, but the rooms originally would not be ready until 4pm. Later it was changed to 2pm. Some reservations for our group were not made correctly and resulted in issues. When we called about our room the day before check in, there was a long delay in actually reaching someone. The evening of the first night I attempted to place a wakeup call, but no one answered. The food this year was weak. The first day breakfast was a small continental breakfast. Lunch was a house sandwich - slices of bread, deli meat, tomato and lettuce...I would have made that in my refrigerator at home. The swordfish and nice vegetables of last year were replaced with hors d vores this year. It felt like bar food at happy hour. I didn't stay for lunch the next day - it was a sacked lunch with what I heard was a wrap. Dinner was descent with made to order pasta stations, but really it was mostly just the pasta with very little side dishes. Housekeeping was unpredictable. Day 2 it was after 1:00 and they still hadn't been in our room, but Saturday they were knocking on the door at 8:05 am. The internet access is $8 per day; the fitness center $15.There were hardly any items in the gift shop, which last year was full. I know our total bill was high and compared to last year I had high expectations for another great weekend. The resort is in bankruptcy and being auctioned in the next few weeks. Comparing the stay this year to last year, it appeared they were cutting corners. I did not use the spa or the golf course to see how those services compared, but the services such as event planning and housekeeping were a come down from previous years.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: If you're looking for high-end cigarettes, you'd be better off trying Smokes Unlimited or One Stop Smoke Shop. This place doesn't even carry many of popular higher-end US brands. If you're looking for imports, good luck.