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Output: I was very encouraged to try this place out after reading some previous reviews. I went there with my girlfriend in hopes of uncovering a good local breakfast spot. We ended up ordering the biscuit sliders and the Taylor ham egg sandwich. You build your biscuit sandwich so I asked if I could mix and match. The waitress said I could, so I got one with bacon and cheddar and one with sausage and pepper jack. I got an immediate "wow, so your going to be difficult"...which I was trying to avoid by asking for permission. I don't know if set off the staff by such a rediculous request, but it took us about an hour to get our food. Another couple came in 30 minutes after us and they got their food at the same time we did. We were sitting at the bar watching the chef frantically cooking the entire time, but did not see any food coming out. At no point did anyone come over and apologize for the wait or explain why it took so long, I'm still confused at what happened. On top of that, the waitress doubled charged me for my coffee but we were late and I was set on getting out of there at that point so I didn't even bring it up. About 4 tables finished up and left while we were there, none of which were fully cleared off or cleaned. When a new customer came in, the waitress would just pick a table that didn't have left over napkins and cups on it. I will say that the homemade biscuits were very good and the meal itself was very tasty. Unfortunately due to the extremely poor service there is no way I would ever go back.

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Output: I've lived in some very coffee-centric places in the world (SF, LA, Boston, overseas) and this is a good place to grab some espresso in Scottsdale. The baristas are super friendly and funny, a nice change from the exceedingly pretentious coffee-slingers of San Francisco and Los Angeles. Decor is a nice blend of retro and modern, music can be a bit deafening.

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Output: Updated: I stopped by the Apple store yesterday to set up my phone and activate it on my network. As my previous review will attest, I was pretty impressed with the level of service that I received from Clara a few weeks ago, and truth be told, I was skeptical that I'd get the same high level of service twice in a row. I mean, what are the odds? The guy 'assigned' to me this time around was Brenton (HI!). Based on the number of times his colleagues harassed him while I was there (a LOT), I assessed that I was in pretty good hands because he's the resident iPhone guru. I would dock points off for all these interruptions, were it not for the amazing service that Brenton provided. Not only did he walk me through the set-up process, but he also took the time to answer all my questions (I had a lot!), offered tips and suggestions based on his own experiences, and took a detour to show me the perks of iPhoto (way better than Preview if you're using a Mac and are into photography). Brenton is the definition of customer service at its best - he's knowledgeable, patient and super friendly. He takes the necessary time to get the job done right. Hey Apple - give this guy a raise! Also, get him an assistant - I think he needs one ;)

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We were still on the quest for GOOD pizza, this time we were way out west and decided to try NYPD. I was leary because it looks like a nice, respectable chain-style restaurant and I picture good pizza coming from a basic local pizza joint. Well, we were pleasantly surprised by the pizza here, and yes, it is a nice, clean, pleasant restaurant. We ordered a margherita pizza with tomatoes, basil and fresh mozzarella and were pleasantly surprised. The crust was really delicious (must be that NY water) and the ingredients were fresh and proportioned just right. We ordered it crispy (as suggested on menu) and it was delish. We took some home and had some for breakfast, also good. It will be the place we head to for pizza when on that side of town.