Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: A runner is running on a track in front of a crowd of people. A man

Output: falls off his skateboard towards the cameraman.

Input: Consider Input: Beneath the surface, blackness gives way to light from above, seen through a haze of bubbles, before the blackness closes around him again. His hands

Output: move to the altar as someone dances and recognizes him.

Input: Consider Input: People run up a rocky slope. She
Output: sees him in the river.