Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Wasn't the best experience, I have been here a couple times it was really good! Today it wasn't the best. I love that they have Wyland posters! But the service took forever it took us probably about one hour and 45 minutes just for 3 things.
Q: negative

A: Pressure! Upsell! Upsell! These guys do a good job with a car wash. The gas here tends to be a few cents more\gal. I used them for an oil change as well today. Never again. 1st off, I have a company car that is administered by a fleet management company. I pull up, pull out the fleet card. "Do you guys take this?" Hand card to guy. Looks it over. "Yea, we take this one." Turns out they don't & I get dinged for $20 for going out of network. Thanks. For this the manager comped my $20 car wash. And I had to spend 10 minutes hassling with them when I was already snarky from running the UPSELL GAUNTLET that you are forced to endure for 15 minutes which I detail below. This is the second Danny's I've been to and I'm ready to try another car wash. I don't need to be hounded by not 1, not 2 but 3 different people trying to sell me: -repair of a small crack in my windshield. I've got it covered, thanks. I have a guy I use for that. No, really I don't want it done today. No, I don't care if it will only take ten minutes. No. -replacement of said windshield. No, I'm good. No, I don't need someone at my house or office tomorrow. No. -When is the last time you had your power steering fluid changed? No. No. -Your transmission fluid...No. No. -The fluid in your differential...Do you know what a differential is? Wow. Talk down to somebody like they are ignorant about cars. That's a great selling technique. Yes, I know what a differential is Mr. Mensa, do you know why cars need a differential? To push the wheels with the transmission? Yes. Very good. Did you know the wheels move at different speeds when your car is not traveling in a straight line, Mr. Mensa? No. No. -This is your air filter. This is your air filter on dust. Whatever, put it back. No. No. -When is the last time you had your radiator flushed? You should know that blah blah blah. No. No. A thousand times no! If you've been to a time share sales pitch-that's the sales tactics going on here. No thanks. I'm sure that my $30 oil change could easily have become a $400 sale. No.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This place, argh! We went here about a year ago and were promptly sat. Everything good so far, right? Wrong! The waitress (with an emphasis on the word 'wait'), never showed up after 15 minutes. We got up to leave and the manager stopped us and offered anything on the menu for our troubles. We stayed, and the manager left a nice taste in our mouths. I wish I could say the same about the food... Fast forward to today. We figured we'd give this place another try because the manager had been so good to us the last time. We showed up and the hostess took us to our seats and I saw the head of the waitress from last time bobbing around the expo line. I said to my dining companion, "Christ, I guarantee she is our waitress again." After a few minutes she made her way over and said she'd be right with us. My dining partner and I looked at each other and mouthed the word 'f#ckballs' to each other. Here we go again! The waitress is the older gal with the black hair... I want to say she has glasses, but I could be wrong. In my mind her name sounds vaguely ethnic (not that that is an issue, I'm telling you this because should you not heed my warnings and actually come here and are sat in the section of someone who fits this description, RUN!!!!) She didn't take as long to come back around and take our drink and food orders, which was good. The food showed up and it was kinda gross. The rice tasted over-cooked and the meat was without "sabor autentico." We never received a drink refill without asking and waiting for it (she's getting better!). When it was time for the bill, our waitress disappeared. Why is it that this is the problem with many restaurants in Vegas?! Everything goes kinda well, then the server never brings the check?! I don't get it... We waited a good 10 minutes for the check and by the time everything was finished and the dust was settled, we vowed to never return. I will keep this solemn vow until I die, I promise that!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Even though I live right down the street from this place (3 miles) I doubt I'll come back here again. I came here since it's the most convenient electronic store in town. I know they have a Price Match program, since I'm looking for a new digital camera i looked online for an ad that would beat what Best Buy is selling for. The camera I was looking at was a Canon SD880 IS Best Buy was selling it for $300 and I found an ad for $249 not bad, so I printed it out and took it in. I went to the camera station located in the middle of the store and a young girl ask "are you finding everything ok sir?" I pulled out the ad and said "yeah hi, do you guys honor this ad?" she looked at the ad with a puzzled expression and said "let me check with customer service." We walked to customer service and she proceeded on asking one of her co-workers named James. James: "We can't honor this ad." Me: "Why? from my understanding you guys honor domestic ads." James: "We can only honor an ad that is in it's region. It has to be an ad where you can drive to like a Radioshack or Target." Me: "WHAT?! that doesn't make any sense. Best Buy is all over this country. The ad I am presenting to you is located in Cambridge MA. I have a friend that lives in Boston, so basically I would need to send this ad to my friend, he then has to go to his local Best Buy and they would honor that?" James: "Basically... I mean we can't honor it because it's not driving distance." I was FRUSTRATED!! i just said "ok" and left. I went to another Best Buy and they basically gave me the ad deal. Inconsistency with their product knowledge. ugh! it's aggravating. THE MAN NEEDS HIS ELECTRONIC GADGETS dammit!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Pretty fantastic deal, get the lamb at spice market. We made it to three different locations, but I maintain this is a worthwhile investment. I do have to admit there's a special place in my heart for the decor at Le Village Buffet, though it seemed like the waitress was having a rough time keeping up with the madness. Also there's birds at Le Village Buffet, which is confusing at first, but then charming. The foods offer comfort in their heavy creams sauces, and cheeses. But the winner of all was definitely Spice Market's delectable lamb kabobs. I kept going back until I thought I would explode, and then lo... and behold! Cotton candy. Yes. Transport back to sticky fingered childhood, cotton candy, there in the midst of sin city. Loved it!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
We ordered food last night for delivery and didn't receive it for 2 hours. We actually ended up leaving to go get dinner somewhere else because we were tired of waiting and sick with hunger. When we called the first time (after waiting an hour) they assured us they were on their way and would be there shortly. 40 minutes later we called again and no one answered. They called us finally 2 hours after the order was placed to tell us they were at our house and seemed upset that we didn't want the food anymore and were definitely unapologetic about making us wait so long. If you order delivery definitely plan to pay cash just incase they don't show!