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Output: 7:53 happy your cold food really why these restaurants suck so freaking much thank god for good company

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Output: First time @ Lash. Found it to be a welcoming environment. Very peaceful, nicely decorated surroundings made he feel like I had known this family forever. (It is a family owned and operated place) Lawrence did a magnificent job and was very cordial and friendly throughout the process of my service. I definitely will be returning. Glad I found them!

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Output: Oops! This Church's Chicken Restaurant has been closed for over a year!

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My boyfriend and I traveled an hour on Thursday to come to your store based on the reviews and advertising of your business. We ordered two sandwiches, one Italian sub, and one sandwich with mortadella only. We also bought the imported Parmesan Reggiano cheese, a jar of hot cherry peppers, a package of the imported long ziti, 1/2 lb of Hot Capicola and 1/2 lb of Mortadella totaling approximately $80. We are from NY and have Italian in our blood. We are used to good Italian delis in NY. Yours doesn't even come close. I should have realized when there was no smell of cheese when we walked in. The sandwiches were ok, we ate them there. Your store was very clean, not sure if that is due to lack of business or what. When we got home, my boyfriend tried the cheese, he said it was tasteless. I just made a sandwich with the hot cherry peppers, however, I noticed that the jar cap was popping, which means it's been opened. I tried them anyway and they are tasteless! Your prices are very high and then to have tasteless cheese and cherry peppers? I told my boyfriend we should come back to your store and demand a refund for the cheese and peppers, which was about $40! But how much gas are we going to spend traveling back to you? The proper thing would be to credit his credit card. Hopefully, you will see this and do that.