Definition: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: Big Grove is a ditz. Nice to look at, but there's nothing really there.

Take the menu for example. It's the size of the bill, just more upsetting. All six inches of it, beautifully fastened to the silver rings of a time-worn clipboard, boast an incredible twelve total items - including appetizers and drinks. Or something like that.

What about the food, you say? Good question. The portions are tiny. There is one steak on the menu - a hanger steak. You just always leave feeling let down.
Output:
2 stars