Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He closes the door behind her. She
Example Output: watches someone head to the front door.

Example Input: Someone and Little someone exchange a look. Someone
Example Output: looks her in the eye and goes back outside.

Example Input: From somewhere upstairs we hear an infant start to cry. Florence
Example Output:
glides up and down on stage.