Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This is the worst JiB I have ever been to. The soda machine in dining room is broken, so you'd figure they would automatically fill your cup for you, but no, you still have to ask them to fill it. My mom found a hair in her chicken sandwich. Service as crappy and our food took forever. I will never set foot in this place again!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I was disappointed to see that the skanky "Sirens of T.I." (That's an abbreviation for Treasure Island if you haven't figured it out yet) replaced the old, legitimate Pirate show. You can literally experience the entire show within a few glances as you walk straight past the crowds: a few theatrical explosions here, a nip-slip there, you get the gist. I would definitely not recommend wasting your time watching this show simply based on the fact that the "Wet Zone" is located below your belt.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I've been to Matt's three time now and the service here is just slow. The food is great when you get it but 15 before anyone even took my order at the bar?!? I had my water and left. The bloody Mary's are great and the food is awesome, just make sure you have time and patients.