Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Rude employees. Don't expect much help. Slowest check-outs EVER.
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A: lord have mercy on my bowels...the burritos will cause you pain. eat one if you need a colon cleanse. only eat here during the zombie appocolypse
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So I went here TWICE on Valentine's weekend (no, not on the 14th) with the lady friend. We went around 8 one night and then the next afternoon for the 2 for 1 from 2-6. We went there not because I'm cheap - it was practical considering both of our money limitations. And she's not cheap either. From my experience - for under 20 bucks it ain't bad at all (I would give it 4 stars, but I'm giving it 5 due to the jerks who gave it 1 or 2 stars for reasons mentioned below). Reading other people's reviews for this buffet and others I think that a lot of people go in with the wrong expectations/perspective: It's a friggin' buffet for pete's sake! You're supposed to eat as much as your stomach can handle so that you don't have to go to 3 restaurants that day! If you expect the food to be even close to gourmet you shouldn't be at a buffet in the 1st place. Or you should be at one of those $50 a pop ones. Kapeesh? Buffets are meant to let you get your ultimate bang for your buck - which is most easily accomplished with going back for refills numerous times. Even though the hotel - casino's make a lot of money, they don't want to lose too much on the buffet. Basic economics people (and I didn't even take any econ classes)! Yeah, a lot of their food was on the greasy side - but then again, I was in the mood for some greasy food and so was she. Plus, it's a buffet - making greasy food helps them keep prices down. The buffet had enough variety (the fish was a nice surprise)and some healthier options. We stayed for a good 2 hours (total) each time so our tummies could get a rest before getting some dessert. The staff was nice - actually, I loved the whole medieval theme at the Excalibur, made me feel like a kid playfully fighting (on guard!). I thought the whole thing where the staff person waiting at your table waved the flag so you could find your table was awesome - it's little unique things like that that made the experience even better. Oh - and when we had to wait over an hour for the 2 for 1, I ain't complaining the slightest bit. It's OUR own fault that we didn't get there earlier. Come on, do you expect there to be no line at a buffet when it's 2 for 1? If you expect that, I suggest you repeat kindergarten........ seriously. Plus, it was kinda fun being near some kids playing around in line.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Yes, get it.
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output: Ordered the new Double Layered Premium Pepperoni Pizza. Picked it up and they were out of the premium pepperoni. The manager didnt even tell me. They didnt say a word till I went back in, because all I had was a pepperoni pizza. No sorry or warning or anything. Pizza was really bad as well. This place has been going down hill for at least a year. I finally learned my lesson.
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output:
I like this place! Not only was our waitress super nice, but its got a great, low-key atmosphere and really good food. We went for the shared plates and the market short rib tacos and Shrimp in Smoked Jalapeno Rioja Butter are amazing. The latter is on the spicy side, so don't order it if you can't eat a jalapeno. It comes with dipping bread to go into the sauce and I didn't care how unhealthy it may have been. It was good. The crab dip with fried bananas was good, and the fried green tomatillos were okay. Some were sliced a bit too thick for my liking. But that's not going to stop me. Next time I'm in Scottsdale, you can count on me visiting the Herb Box.