It was a mullet . I checked with one of the life guards - who had been hit himself once , long ago - and he assured me that it was indeed a mullet . Then for a brief moment I wished I was a redneck who had a mullet haircut .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator caught off guard by the man ?

He has a bad haircut .

When Kickass Daughter came home for a few days at the end of the summer , I annoyed her deeply by demanding that she go through everything in her room and weed out the nonessentials . Feeling violated ( she hates to throw out things ) and put - upon ( this was her only vacation all summer ! ) she managed to get through it .
Answer the following question: What would cause daughter to feel violated ?

Disposing of property

He 's a Browns fan and I ' m a Steelers fan . Today when I was smiling for my pictures he laughed and said " Quit smiling so big . Why are you doing that ? " and I said " I ' m thinking about all of those Super Bowl wins that the Steelers have accomplished . "
Answer the following question: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

They share sports with their partner .

My sister left me a wonderfull note : Hey sis!What do you think about a large coffee when we wake up and then clean up the place?So got up , drank a mug and cleaned the whole place . 2 hours later it 's spotless again ! ! ! ! So after I went out to do a bit of shopping .
Answer the following question: What is causing the narrator to feel so productive ?
The narrator cleaned their place .