Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'd like to echo the advice of another commenter: do not pre-pay. I dropped off a pair of boots for salt removal, new heels, and a polish. I was very specific about the polish, because I wanted them to look nice. When I picked up my boots, I noticed that they looked very dull and there was still clumps of wax on them. When I pointed this out to the clerk, she took them back to the gentleman in the back (the owner, I think). He said that the wax hadn't been buffed off. He gave them a quick polish and took $5.00 off the price. If he had then returned the boots to me freshly polished and shiny, that would have been the end of it. The problem was he gave them a half-assed shine. After sitting for 3+ days with dried wax on them, a quick polish didn't remove much the dullness. When I pointed this out to the gentleman, he said he had done the best he could. Quite frankly, If that's the best he can do, he shouldn't be in shoe repair. I finally just gave up trying to make him understand why I was unhappy, because it was clear he wasn't going to help me, and he was becoming rude and unprofessional. I had made the mistake of prepaying. He had my money and had no more use for me. I think if I had owed him money, he would have taken my concerns more seriously, instead of becoming increasingly snarky and mean. I wish that I had paid closer attention to the other negative review about Ullirch's on Yelp (which also includes pictures) because it closely mirrors my own experience, both in terms of workmanship and customer service. The gentleman who owns the shop is sugar and spice when he's taking your money if you foolishly prepay, but quite unpleasant if you dare to complain about shoddy work. Personally, I don't mind if people make a mistake as long as they own up to it and correct it. It's when you're abusive about your own error that I take offense. If you do chose Ullirch's, do NOT prepay.
Q: negative

A: What the hell is wrong with foodies in Madison, and how was this place ever voted "Best of". WTF people. Oh, I'm sorry...I didn't realize Russian Gulag Catering was a category. In that case. The food was bland, lukewarm and it had texture. I can't say enough about the mystery meat since I'm not sure what it was. It wasn't chicken, and it definitely didn't taste like chicken. For everyone that gave this place more than one star. Was there a roofie in your drink and you passed out before you ate? Or, are you in a Russian Gulag camp, and does Putin make media day trips before elections to shake hands?
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Most hotels in Vegas do not have windows that open, let alone balconies, due to the very likely possibility that one might splatter themselves all over Las Vegas Blvd after throwing their life savings down the craps table. No respectable hotel owner wants to squeegee innards off their sliding glass doors. It's just not classy. Does the elusive Imperial Palace abide by these depressing superstitions? HAYL NAW, GOOD SIR. (Exhibit A: My lady friend and I gettin' our dance on outside our room last summer.) This fact, coupled with the INSANELY low room rate considering its location on the strip, is a formula that gives this place an A in my book. ALSO, one time I saw this manatee-sized woman sit on, and then SHATTER, a table at the prestigious "Rock House" bar downstairs. (Exhibit B: The man friend gettin' HIS dance on with Frau Michelin two Summers ago) If my annual Imperial Palace photos don't explain well enough, let me clarify: I LOVE this hotel for being hilariously awesome in every way. Stay here for the laughs, if anything. Or else, stay here cause it's cheap as hell and centrally located. Also it's the greenest hotel on the strip cause they won't EVER CLEAN YOUR ROOM. My past precedes me: I love a good old fashioned seedy Vegas hotel. The. End.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: LOVE this place. Happy hour is unbelievable. My boyfriend and I go there at least once a week and typically like to sit at the bar when they're not too packed. Certain bartenders usually remember what our drinks of choice are (saki bombs) and you can't beat that.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: After driving 25 minutes to get there - my husband and I got there a few minutes after 2pm on a Saturday. Long line a client complaining of the inconsistencies they have. I wait in line for over 10 minutes for them to tell me it's 2:15 and we close at 3. We don't take new clients the last hour. Nice customer service.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
I always try to see if I can fix minor issues in the house by myself or with a little help. Most of the time, any house renovations tend to be pretty straightforward. In the case of leaky pipes, though, it's not always a good idea to try and do-it-yourself. I discovered that there was a slow and steady drip coming from my home's main water valve a few days ago. I tightened the lug nut or whatever the metal part is that keeps everything together at the valve joint and hoped it would fix the issue. When it didn't, I realized that it probably required more than my trusty wrench could handle. So I looked at Yelp to see if I could find a good plumber who doesn't charge a small fortunate for weekend calls. That can be almost as much of a challenge as leaking pipes! Fortunately, there were so many glowing reviews about Pure Plumbing on Yelp, and I'm happy to say those reviews are justified. I called Alexis at Pure Plumbing on a rainy and cold morning, and she kindly got me an appointment the same day. What efficient service, especially for the Saturday right before Thanksgiving! The technician arrived within about 3 hours following my call, and was able to replace a leaky inner gasket on the water valve within about 20-25 minutes, and explained exactly what the issue was and what he did to fix it. And the pipes around the main water valve looked shiny and new, though he just said he "cleaned them up a bit." Well, I was impressed and happy with the work that he did and he was so friendly and easy to talk to. I liked that he gave me a quote and told me how long he thought the work would take without me having to ask for it. I will definitely use Pure Plumbing in the future for any plumbing issues and would recommend this company to others without hesitation. The whole process with them was fantastic! Great company, excellent work!