TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: We see blinds down on a window. A person

SOLUTION: stands on a slackline and flips backwards over.

PROBLEM: The troll swings the club and smashes it along the row of cubicles. The flimsy partitions

SOLUTION: get back in a roaring projector.

PROBLEM: He lifts it off the supports, frowning, and lowers it to his chest. As he starts to push it up, his mouth contorts with effort, and a large vein

SOLUTION:
inches apart and settles.