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Output: This was the worst experience we have had in a long time. Burgers were just ok. First the hostess took way too long to seat us and was in no rush to get customers in even though it was busy. The food was just ok. For the price I think it was not worth it and I would have enjoyed in-n-out much more. Then when it came time to pay, we waited for 20 minutes to get out of that place. I will never return...

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Output: I have been coming here fairly regularly for years and have typically ordered the deep dish pizzas. The quality of the deep dish when they get it right is excellent. This would be expected when you drop $25 for a pizza. However getting the deep dish crust done right consistently is something this place struggles with. On a recent order I called them back after the crust sounded and felt like hard candy when my wife and I bit into it. This is after recent orders that have been less than great quality wise, but okay. I was trying to explain to the younger sounding lady that said she was a manager my concerns but was repeatedly interrupted. She wanted to explain their cooking process, which was over my head. She insinuated they made no error and the pizza was cooked correctly. Not the kind of a response one would expect for a long term customer when you contact them for the chance to make it right. To be fair their customer service had been generally good with other staff. It's just not worth the hassle or risk of feeling you overpaid for an inferior pizza. There are other options around that are consistently better.

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Output: Don't get the steak. First of all the cut is for a roast or stew meat. Second it has zero flavor. Not even salt and pepper. The rice in the burrito is plain steamed white, no effort there. I got the signature burrito with steak. Not good. A ton of head lettuce, the guacamole looks to be store bought, and again the steak is awful, chewy and no seasoning. Good value for the chips and I like the salsa bar. I'm very disappointed. I was really hoping for a great place to eat near my work.

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Dissociative Identity Disorder. What used to be called Multiple Personality Disorder. Ah-So suffers from it. Badly. Welcome Samurai warriors! Here is your armor, katana and wakizashi! Cool. Oh, and across from it is a huge flat screen showing baseball... ok... Thru the main doors and you meet the visual and audio cacophony of a liquor bar (replete with a display of all NFL helmets), sushi bar, cafeteria, dining booths and waaay at the back, the teppan tables. Everything looks clean, shiny and new - I just don't think it all goes together very well. The sushi: the rolls we ordered were not great and I won't be coming back for it. Way too much mayonnaise for my taste - it was an overwhelming flavor on ALL the rolls. Didn't get any nigiri tonight - I'm thinking it'll be okay, since there's less moving parts. ;) The appetizers: The chicken wings were delicious! Nicely seasoned, tender - but I typically don't go to a restaurant just for the apps. But if I'm dragged here, I know what I'll be getting. The service: Meh. Took a long time for our app - it came at the same time as our sushi, and our drinks weren't kept filled, so... The teppan looked pretty typical - but I can't comment on the food. The show looked your average from across the room, but I believe it was cheaper than some other places, so maybe if you're looking for a value... This place is close to work, and I might come back for a happy hour. Or I might not.