Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Amazing pizza! Amazing customer service! Great atmosphere! Fair prices! What more could you want? =) Special Note: every time I have ate here one of the owners/managers checks in to make sure we are taken care of and ALWAYS brings a free desert and shots of Lemon-cello on the house. Keeps me coming back! Highly recommend!
Q: negative

A: Actual shopping trip yesterday afternoon: *Walks to express checkout line with giant tub of Smart Balance imitation butter and places it on non-moving beltway* "Hello, did you find everything you are looking for today?" "Yep" "Do you have your Safeway card?" "Don't have one." "First time here? Would you like to sign up?" "Not really, Safeway's are laid out really strange, the shelves are too high and intimidate me, and this place closes ridiculously early." "Oh...the residents around here don't shop very late." "I live around here. And I tried to buy a bottle of wine with a friend here at 10:15 PM last weekend and was turned away. We had to buy a bottle of Pinot Grigio at the Circle K." "Oh, sorry too here that." "That's alright, it was surprisingly tasty. Reminded me of Lollapalooza." "You need any help out of the store?" *Stares blankly at cashier* (I am a strapping 6'3" lad with no obvious physical defects) *Cashier does shifty eye, waiting for response* "I did just buy a tub of butter, right? Did I win something? Or accidentally buy a truckload of potatoes?" "No, just seeing if you need assistance." (Maybe he was worried about me when I confessed their high shelves intimidate me?) "Alright then, I'm going to go make some Salmon Baklava then." *Scampers away. Scoffs at posted hours.*
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I got my first pair of winter boots this season from Cole Haan. The gentleman that helped me was fantastic. Overall, a great store with both men/women sections.
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Output: We ate here on Saturday, March 10 around 5:30 PM. The coffee was cold, the striped sea bass was undercooked and the manager neither apologized nor did he take anything off the bill. He told us that was the way the chef intended it to be served. We do not eat fish that is still translucent in the center and slimy. We sent back the coffee and both entrees. They misunderstood my boyfriend and brought him another Sea Bass entree which he felt was average to below-average. He didn't want to wait for another entree to be ordered so he went ahead and ate the meal. I ordered a new meal - the salmon and it was average to below-average. It was still a bit undercooked for my tastes, but we were now running late so I did not have time to reorder or be fussy. The second cup of coffee was freshly brewed and it was hot. We sat outside in the patio area - on the most uncomfortable chairs I have ever sat on in a restaurant. My legs were numb before we were even served. We would have moved inside but the evening was so beautiful we wanted to enjoy the fresh air. The chairs must have been chosen for their looks because they were cute but obviously no one cared to try them out before purchasing them. I have to admit that the decor inside is beautiful and the chairs inside are comfortable. I have spoken to several people who have had very similar experiences at this restaurant. We will not be eating at this restaurant again due to the horrible food and very poor customer service on the manager's part. With how long it took to order and reorder everything it put us behind for the events of the evening.
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output: MOMS BEWARE - in fact, anyone concerned for their health ought to steer clear of this Second Cup and the one at Square Phillips, since they use a highly dangerous cleaning substance improperly. I was handed a cloth to wipe up coffee which spilt all over my skirt due to the barista's clumsiness in overfilling it (it was spilling down the sides under the lid which she put on) and the cleaning product on the cloth ate through the material of my skirt in a matter of seconds! Perfectly diluted it should be safe, but the risky way in which it's being misused by poorly trained employees makes it super dangerous - there are lots of Poison Control warnings on the label!! - even clothing which comes in contact with the product must be carefully washed before rewearing. I wouldn't want my children eating / touching anything at Second Cup, nor my friends or family. I personally won't ever set foot in there again. Needless to say the horrifically incompetent customer service refused to replace the skirt their employee destroyed.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Most over-rated restaurant ever. I have gone their twice- both times the service was AWFUL and food inedible. We called a day ahead and told them a party of 14 were coming. They told us they usually don't take reservations but they would set something up for us and they are very slow around lunch so no problem. We arrived and the hostess was rude and had no idea we were coming. There wasn't anyone there so they set up a table for us. We asked if we could have our checks split and the rude waitress said absolutely not. I have worked in restaurants for many years and if someone is paying for a service and asks ahead of time for split checks I think it is awful to say no way. We will never return there as a group and we do group lunches often at my job. We waited an HOUR (63 minutes to be exact) for our food to hit the table after we ordered. The waitress was terrible- I never got a refill and arte my lunch thirsty. She added 18% grat to our check and made us figure out how to split it. The first time I went there I said I would NEVER return and I gave them one more shot because people claim its amazing and now I am sure I will never go back.