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An example of an positive review: As a new comer the the climbing world I was a bit intimidated to go with my friend but I had a blast and signed up the next week. The owner Joe and his staff have always been pleasant and courteous. They also do a great job of changing up the routes and keeping a variety that would suite any skill level.

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An example of an negative review: This place reminds me of one of those crackhead hotels that sell their rooms at "conveniently" discounted rates while maintaining the allure of a wannabe family-friendly Holiday Inn kind of atmosphere. It's where, while mom and dad are having their cheapo anniversary beneath the moonlight next to a pool polluted with urine (there is no such as a blue dye that marks piss as a cloud, it's a movie joke derives from a myth spread by little kids, like "cooties"), and while the kids are either sleeping or watching late night shows, the room NEXT DOOR has four tweakers working out a drug deal from a vicious looking motherfucker with tattoos all over his face, and a handgun with lines of meth laid out before a table. That's what you are bringing your kids too. Tell them to cover their ears and keep their heads down when a gunshot goes off. The entrance is very difficult to make a left turn into if you are heading south on Las Vegas Blvd. The locals floor it on the gas without reading the speed limit signs and cut each other off as you are, in sheer terror, trying to get your family of 6 into the valet area. Which brings me to another part of the review. There is ABSOLUTELY no customer service at the valet. I had my car siting there for TEN minutes. No uniformed guys came running up to take my key and my car. There were THREE other cars in front of me also waiting for some fucking CUSTOMER SERVICE. The sprinklers on the north side of the hotel are BROKEN, gushing wasted money towards the asphalt instead of into the bushes. It sort of reminds me of those movie scenes in the ghetto, where a bunch of poor kids are playing around a broken fire hydrant in the projects

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An example of an positive review: We didn't get our normally great rate that my travel agent wife is able to secure, but wanted to get away and thought to stay here anyway. What makes a resort world class or 5 star? yeah, the property needs to be well cared for and of course clean, but more importantly are its people. From the moment we arrived and asked for the nearest restroom, their response: it's up the escalator passed the second set of elevators to your left, don't forget second set of elevators, but more importantly... "welcome" and welcome I did feel, every interaction after that was just as warm and pleasant. They made me feel like I expected and then some given how much their rates are. The furniture, the art, the backdrop and the amenities were all high class. The kids swam in the pool, slid down the slide a hundred times, we shot some hoops, played ping pong, borrowed the bikes, and watched some men shank their balls on the beautifully manicured golf course or watched tennis pros give out lessons all within the comfort of this grand resort. Camelback mountain provides a great backdrop and next time will serve as a great place to hike too for us :) We will definitely return, the service was as we say in our hood, off the chain! :)

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An example of an negative review: Located inside of the Galleria Mall, we were doing some shopping and needed a treat. Well, I've been to other self serve yogurt shops and really would have rather went to them. They had a variety of fat free and low fat frozen yogurt. They had two different areas of toppings ~ one by the checkout and an island of toppings in the middle. Looking closer I noticed many of their choices were repeated to make it seem like more. Bummer. I decided to try their oreo topped with caramel and white chocolate chips. The oreo yogurt really lacked in flavor. Bummer again. So if you are looking for a nice frozen yogurt treat, look elsewhere.