I drank more than one glass as we ate my green bean / potato pesto meal with sugar melon on the side . The children ate pizza and then disappeared off into the night . N and Red both took bananas out into the pastures and I assume they ate them . I never saw the peels return .

A: What did the children have for dinner ?

I am a bad mother . " Why ? " , you might be asking yourself right now . Or not , based on the last couple of things I ' ve written about my son , but I digress . I ' ve been letting Mason snooze on his tummy .

A: Why was she a bad mother ?

I would look at her record closely before you purport that she is not a politcian . She has run Wasilla and Alaska in the classic way the republicans have run Washington for the past 7 years . Her career began by her hacking into her bosses computer , stealing info and then unseating him .

A: What is the political affiliation of the person talking ?

In the neighborhood of the house upon which we made an offer , the association had apparently declared Yard Sale Day , so I stopped at a few , but nobody was selling anything I wanted , except four old , stout dining room chairs we do n't have room for . I bought nothing , and returned home . I ate a big lunch .

A:
Why did I stop at a few of the yard sales ?