Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is beyond disappointing. At least 30 people in our group, all of which were disappointed or had noticeable damage to their room. IF you get a "remodeled" room be prepared to half a remodeled room. The bathrooms are still old, gross and have mold. Mirror was broken, counter tops torn off, floor missing. Ridiculous. As for the rest of the hotel, it is seriously neglected. Rugs, walls, windows, and elevators are completely just dirty. They can't possibly have cleaning employees. It's too bad because it's been a part of the strip for so long.
Q: positive

A: This is one of my favorite places in Old Town. In fact, it's one of my favorite places in the whole valley. The Japanese-Americana fusion atmosphere is pleasant and well done, the food, from the sushi to their cooked fare, is quite good and the staff is typically very friendly and attentive. Plus, their Happy Hour specials are great! It can be a little loud when it's packed (especially during their happy hour specials), but I don't recall ever having to yell across the table to have a conversation. Definitely check this place out!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Holy frozen margarita batman. Tex Mex 2 will forever be remembered for the place I had my first frozen margarita. And at 3.75 a damned good value one at that. Actually, they deserve more hype than this... YOU CAN GET MARGARITAS FOR 3.75 HERE! Most cocktail bars sell 'em for 6 but seriously these are as good as they come, and the tequila has a particularly nice edge. Now I know why they get so much hype the other side o the pond, I just like the ones we get here because I'm a tequila fiend. The evening started off with a frozen margarita, which was large, refreshing and tasty. Miss Emily V and I were in a tex-mex'in kinda mood so she went for carnitas tacos and I had the tuna special dish - seared tuna with two crab taco things. The food was really quite tasty, I finished all of mine and Emily was just defeated by the last few mouthfuls. C'mon, it's tex mex. The only thing was that my tuna was well done. The waiter specifically asked me how I'd like it done which I took as a good sign that they *know* tuna should be raw in the middle. So when I said 'medium rare' and it came out well done, that was a disappintment. By itself I probably wouldn't have been happy with the meal, but the crab tacos that came with it were super tasty. Stuffed with freat, juicy crab meat, a little cheese, thin tacos fried. Yum. Emily's carnitas tacos had a really nice flavour but were swimming in sauce she looked very tricky to pick up. I had also assumed they would be drier and less saucy and thus hand-food. Either way they were also enjoyed. The waiter was really friendly, the decor is cute, fun, bright and in yo' face. It's a small joint, probably only seats about 15 and tucked up Thistle Street it's not one you'd normally wander by. I've still to eat more Mexican in the city but as far as it goes, this was tasty, good value and had margaritas aplenty. I signed up for their newsletter online that day and received a 20% off voucher for the meal. Pretty nifty!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: FOOD POISONING. Salad bar. Husband and I both within six hours of eating here, sick for 72 hours, missed work, N e v e r A g a i n.
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output: Wow does this place suck now! Their customer service is just plain out horrible. The past two times I've been here, it's been impossible to get some help when I needed it. And it's not because of a shortage of employees. I went earlier tonight to look at getting a new pair of running shoes for my big ass feet. There were 3 employees within 15 feet of me, but they were all more concerned with talking with each other and playing on their phones rather than tend to a customer. And to make it worse, two of them were chatting about the new Twilight movie. I wouldn't mind if they were talking about work with each other...hell I'd even overlook if the topic was last nights episode of Dexter. But Twilight?! Get outta here. Their shoe selection was pretty meh anyways. I only saw one pair of shoes that weren't hideous and would've fit my sized foot. But since the three employees scattered like cockroaches once I started to walk towards them, I took my business elsewhere. This used to be my go to sporting goods store when I lived right down the road. I've found myself going to Sports Authority more since it's now closer to where I live now. But with how poor the customer service is, as well as how high their prices are, I'd make the drive to Sports Authority over this joint anyways.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Hard to find for out-of-towners. It's across the street from Dominos on Green St. Decently fast service - took just under 10 minutes to get 2 tacos and a deep fried quesadilla (say it like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma). The tacos are somewhat authentic w/ cilantro / lime / onion. They put mayonnaise (interesting) on under the meat on the tortilla, but it was hardly tasted. My big complaint is the tacos and quesadilla were extremely dry. They have two salsas - an orange and yellow colored salsa. The salsa tasted good on the chips, but not good enough or complimentary for the entree. The girl who took everyone's order was very nice so customer service was good. Lastly, the restaurant only seats 12-14 people (elbow to elbow) so eat out if you wish. Ultimately I would not eat here again, but if you read other reviews and decide I'm off my rocker, take it to go and buy an extra bottle of water because your mouth will be dry after eating.