Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: He calls to the Waitress. The Waitress

Output: gets up and hurries pass as the waitress comes over.

Input: Consider Input: He closes the door behind her. She

Output: watches someone head to the front door.

Input: Consider Input: When they are done racing they are now shown walking up to a man and a woman who are placing medals on ribbons around men and women that walk up to him. When the medals have all been given out the list of winners
Output: appears at a counter showing chapel number card.