I went to the gym today where I finally found what appeared to be a clean individual . We talked , I tried to listen , their breath smelled of mouthwash . They continued to talk , I stopped listening .

A: Why would the narrator choose to talk to that specific person ?

Styled for the billboard Originally uploaded by Steph L .. Yesterday after work I got my picture taken for the billboard . Everyone was nice and helpful and the photographer kept telling me I looked fantastic and was posing like a pro . We did the shots outside , because the evening light was lovely .

A: How did I feel after the photo shoot ?

And believe me , I know my way around a candy bar . She presented us with a platter of 5 baby diapers . Fresh out of the microwave . With a candy bar contained therein .

A: What is the candy bar a euphemism for ?

Tonight we have a tour event and everything is going off without a hitch ... so far . Adam and I met up with the rest of the crew last night and hung out . Today we have been doing last minute sound checks and so forth . We have everyone doing their thing in a big way .

A:
What is the narrator going to be doing later this evening ?