Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: So whenever former Phoenix Yelper Jim W arrives or departs, you can count on a dust storm, a big one. It's like he's got his own set of haboobs. But when he suggested La Condesa, I said to hell with a clean car and clean hair. It was about time I met La Condesa. And the pleasure was all mine. First off, the salsa bar is more like a salsa buffet. And the guacamole..yum, it had mango in it! Not sure if that's a seasonal thing, but it was tasty. The carne asada taco was good, but the Mayan Cochinita Pibil taco (let's just call it shredded pork) was so far beyond good, you have to taste it to believe it. And I suggest you do, soon.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I used to like this place despite the fact that the customer service was lacking. But after last night's display of utter disrespect and unprofessionalism of the manager, I will no longer waste my money in this establishment. How does an Irish Pub hire a fantastic traditional Irish folk singer, then stop them half way through their show, publicly accuse them of driving off the crowd (nevermind the fact that he brought in his own crowd) and to be rude enough to say "Maybe if you stop the crowd will come back." And from what I've learned, this is NOT the first time management at Rula Bula has cut an act off mid-show and asked them to leave. The professional thing to do would be to let them finish the show and then not ask them back if you didn't like them. But no, that would be too tactful and nice for Rula Bula. Give the talent the bum's rush in public. Not only will I never set foot in Rula Bula again, I will spread the word to my 520+ friends on Facebook and ask them to do the same. This was just an insult to watch.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Happy hour drinks were overpriced and under poured, the service on the patio was super slow and unprofessional, and the appetizers were bland. The lone bright spot was the walleye appetizer. I would go back for that but will most definitely sit at the bar for quicker service.