Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Dumpy dive bar with normal/nice bar prices. WTF? Scary location & parking, broken glass everywhere, homeless guy out front begging for spare change, graffiti in bathrooms, etc. Beer selection nothing to get excited about either.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Mineo's in Squirell Hill has the best pizza in all of Pittsburgh! The slices have lots of gooey cheese and it's over 50 years old. It is relatively expensive, but I feel that the food is worth the price, and I like to help out a local business. The best thing to order: a plain pizza. Make sure to grab extra napkins :)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I just visited Zuzu's with the family. We'd never been there before and knew nothing about it (stumbled upon), so we took a few minutes to read the menu (like 2-3, maybe). Despite the fact that there were no other customers waiting, the cashier grew obviously impatient with us and was fairly rude. Maybe it was too early and *he* hadn't had his coffee, but breakfast was not off to a good start. DH liked both his latte and his breakfast. The coffee I had was OK - not great, but fine. But the blueberry muffin I got to split with my daughter was inedible. It was dry on the outside (as though it were a few days old?) but raw inside. I've never had a baked good that bad before. I probably should've brought it to their attention, but after the initial bad experience I didn't really want to interact with the barista/cashier guy again. I've subsequently heard that this place is great if you know what to order, and that it's better for lunch than breakfast. And it's possible the staff person was just having a bad day. So, maybe we'll give them another chance at some point. But first impression was not a good one.