Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Oh, Scotty don't!!! Okay, I'll start with the good. Delivery arrived exactly when they said..... Okay, now the bad. Umm, since when does a cold sandwich come looking like a fucking chefs salad. Almost no roast beef. But at least an entire head of lettuce, at least one full tomato barely sliced into fourths, a whole red onion with the goddamn skin and sprouts still on it. Then comes the Stromboli. I asked for a strom with only cheese, pep and salami, small one. It gets here, I tell the driver that I got charged for a large strom. He argues with me, I have the receipt in my hand. I then show him that it is filled with 6 other ingredients, he leaves. I call. They put a credit on my phone number for a future order. I'm never going to use this credit, so if anyone in the Henderson area wants to use my phone number for a $20.00 credit let me know. I'll only ask for $5.00 cash in return. They didn't even offer to make the correct order for me. Fucking bullshit.
Q: negative

A: Surprised by how dirty the place is today. The floor looks a mess, the trash needs changed out. It isn't like the same place I come to when the owner is here. So can't wait to get my washer and dryer for the house.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Tried a Native New Yorker in Mesa when I first moved to the valley in 2010. Wasn't too impressed so never returned until recently, where we tried this location. This site was nice and new, I liked that. Bacon ranch chicken flatbread was very good, but that's where the fun ended. Service was a tad slow, and food came out ...just warm. By the time I was halfway through the dish it was cold. Looking at other reviews this seems to be a trend. On the plus side the wing sauces were good. Also, don't be fooled...their "BUFFALO" style fish sliders are nothing more than a fried fish sandwich with cayenne pepper sprinkled on top. Based on our experience it may be another four years until we try nny again.
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Output: We selected Swan Thai based on it's good ratings here on Yelp. Oops. As a someone who's traveled in Thailand, and loves good Thai, I was disappointed in the food. Both the fried rice on my husband's dish, and the stir fried noodles in my selection, had a strong, fishy smell and taste. Neither of us finished our meal, it was that bad. The waitress did offer to bring us something else but we declined, suspecting everything would have the same flavor. On a positive note, the dumpling appetizer was tasty, well prepared and presented with color. The sauce was spicy and full flavored. Given the number of restaurants in the area, I won't go back to see if other dishes might be better.
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output: Extremely happy The Bazaar has come to Las Vegas. I've missed the cotton candy fois gras dearly, and probably had a year's worth in one meal to make up for it. A few things are different, and there's an overwhelming amount of meat choices, which is wonderful. Not a big fan of the nori meat tacos, I think the anago cucumber ones in LA are better. Also, the Philly cheesesteaks are missing too, which was a bummer. But, the wagyu beef was on point, the wine list is solid, the patisserie tasty, and everything else was great. Glad the Magic Mojito made the cut too!
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My middle name is pizza...or at least I wish it was! When I first moved to Madison, this was one of the first places I ate at. I wasn't disappointed :) They have really quirky pizza selections, which can be fun to try every now and then to spice things up (particularly if you're a pizza addict like me!) However, you can order whatever kind of pizza you want if you're not into trying something different. The Roman Candle was tasty, but beware of the peppers if you're not into spicy foods. My middle name is also ice cream and they have that here too! The espresso oreo is the bomb. Be sure to join the birthday club so you can get a free beer on your special day. Make sure to get the Spotted Cow! p.s. The music selection is rad--the waiters/waitresses seem to make up their own mixes which can then be enjoyed by hipster/punk/nerdy customers like myself.