A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?" "Yesssh!Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassssat the end of thissshkey!" the man replies.About that time the Officer looks down to see that the man's weineris hanging out of his fly for all theworld to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his crotch, and, without missing a beat, blurtsout "SON-OF-A-BITCH... THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!"
Answer: pretty funny...
Here is an email: Since Eric is a contract employee, he was not included as part of the formal PRC process recently completed. Therefore we would like to receive feedback from you concerning Eric's performance outside the performance management system. I will be forwarding a hard copy Performance Evaluation form for your input. You may either hand write or email the information back to me. Whichever is easier for you. Please take time out of your busy schedules to complete the forms as soon as possible. I would like to have a response by Aug. 24th. Thank you for your time.
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A: Eric Gillaspie - Performance Review
Q: I know I might seem a little obsessed with this, but here are some of our plays from our flag football league. There are plays on both tabs. I was thinking that we would start with me at left flanker, Paul Broderick at center, Paul Burkhart at right slot, Steve at right flanker, Sarah at blocker, and either Mike or Chris at blocker. Let me know if you have objections. Also, I am sending this to Paul Burkhart so I am assuming that he will play (P. Broderick can you confirm this?). Steve - if you have some plays from your team that you think might work let me know. Let me know what you think. Hook 'Em!
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IN: Hi Guys? Per our discussion this morning - two further items needed to complete my end of this transition of the weather team: 1) A contact number for The Weather Channel - (770) 226-0000. It's a switchboard number but they do have a dial by name directory - that's how I get anybody I know there. The 2 names: Dr. Steve Lyons and Kevin Stenson. 2) My internet explorer bookmarks can be found at O:/Research/Bennett/Favorites. My understanding is that this is all you guys need from me to complete my part of this transition. Please confirm this - and let me know if/what you still need me to do. To avoid confusion - please respond to everyone on the list above so that we can ensure that HR continues to be in the loop with this effort. Sorry about the confusion but please let me know what further I can do - or if you are satisfied please confirm that there is nothing further that you need. Steve

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OUT: Weather Transition (Complete For My Part?)
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Some notes on the attached lists: 3/24/00 List - the first two counterparties have no Legal changes per my earlier approvals. 3/27/00 List-we just got the financial master in signed and they cannot do pulp & paper and weather under it. Ambac Assurance Corp. and Salomon Smith Barney AAA Energy Fund - I have a temporary "no" for them for financial products until I get more information on them to determine what they are and what they can do. Per Credit, AMBAC only wants to trade credit derivatives, and Salomon Smith Barney is currently not an eligible swap participant and cannot trade any financial. If we get a parent guaranty in that can change their eligible swap participant status. In the meantime I am trying to get more information on the fund to determine what if anything they can do. 3/28/00 List-I previously had them shut down for all financial but am opening them up. I sent an email about that earlier this week.

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OUT: Counterparty Approvals for 3/24/00, 3/27/00 and 3/28/00
Enron North America is interested in selling natural gas to PNM Gas Services on a firm basis under the following terms and conditions: Term: April 1, 2001- March 31, 2002 Contract Price: I.F. El Paso San Juan Basin less $.09 Firm Daily Quantitiy: 10000 mmbtu/day Delivery Point(s): Delivered to PNMGS at the tailgate of the Williams Field Serives Ignacio Plant into Transwestern at Ignacio Plant;at the TW Blanco Hub ; at WFS Kutz Plant into PNMGS; Milagro Plant into Blanco Hub; or any other mutually agreeable pointsinto PNMGS. Special Conditions: ENA will selelct, nominate, and deliver the firm daily quantity at any of the Delivery Point(s). ENA will notify PNM no later than 3:30 p.m. M.T. one day prior to gas flow day (Cycle 2) of the selected Delivery Point(s).
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Term Proposal