Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The food was quite good, although at the price you're paying, it should be better. The bigger problem was that both my partner and I suffered horrible abdominal pains after the meal, destroying an otherwise romantic evening. I think the culprit was likely undercooked Jerusalem artichokes. When I wrote to the owners to complain, they offered a belated, muted apology. It seems to me that if I drop $300 on a meal and then get violent stomach pains because of the food, the least they could do would be to offer a bottle of wine? A dessert? Anyway, I certainly don't recommend the establishment. If you choose to go, avoid the topinambours!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I think the tools are the only thing keeping this place in business. The appliances are overpriced and the clothes are horrible... This place is the worse department store - just behind Kohls and Pennys..

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I am not sure who is ready to give 5 stars to this place. I spend about 5 hours at this UMC "quick care" and left with a medication that I was on and did not work on me for the same condition. I have a big bill coming in every week and I dont know for what. This place looks like a scam. I woul;d rather prefer going to CVS ot walgreen clinic. Thanks