Instructions: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: Gawd. We're too lazy now to just say two words?

Say it with me now: frozen yogurt.

*whew* Got that out of my system.

Staff really friendly, but holy fertility clinic Batman, if you go here on a weekend, you'll feel naked if you roll up in an empty SUV or similarly equipped "I'll be damned if I get a minivan" vehicle.

I realize that I should get over it, being a single girl in Gilbert and all, but just because you bring your five savage children in, doesn't mean that you get to take over the place while your grimy, straight from soccer minions basically eat yogurt directly from the machines.

(Seriously, they'll have enough time to do this at their [insert fast food restaurant name here] job. It's called "the munchies" for a reason.)

So in the end, the yogurt's OK. I'll only go there when the adult to children ratio is manageable. Or the adults look responsible enough to care for their children.
Output:
2 stars