Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've been to both weekly events put on by Artisan Markets: ArtBridge Thursdays and SouthBridge SunDays. Both are held on the Marshall Way Pedestrian Bridge over Arizona Canal at The Waterfront in Downtown Scottsdale. This beautiful spot is ideal for an artisan market and it is conveniently located between Scottsdale Fashion Square and the legendary 5th Avenue Shops. There is plenty of free parking, admission is free, there is usually free entertainment, there are plenty of great restaurants nearby, and best of all... some of Arizona's best artists, crafters, jewelers, and designers exhibit and sell their work here. Visitors from around the world enjoy strolling through this marketplace and locals have been known to walk their dogs and browse, too. These are family-friendly events, lots of fun, and the Thursday evening "ArtBridge" can make for a romantic date under the stars. Definitely put these events on your "Must-Do" list when in Scottsdale, Arizona!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Worst green curry I have ever had. The chicken and vegetables in the curry were good and fresh but the actual curry a Sauce was awful!!! It said it was made with coconut milk, but I'm thinking more like coconut water, or maybe just plain water. It was runny and flavorless! But the spring roll that came with the lunch was good....

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
:( Here's the TL;DR - Average food for above average price - Meals were cold when served These are the facts: I made a reservation to celebrate my 5th wedding anniversary, I let the hostess know when I called and when I arrived that we were celebrating with our family and that most of us drove from out of state to have this meal, we were super excited. We sat nestled between the entrance and the hostess desk so that half of the table had the privilege of scooting our chairs for other parties being seated farther in the back, and the other table got to sit with the 3 hostesses' booties on their neck all evening. We ordered drinks which were refilled only once during our pleasant 2 hour stay. Our orders were taken about 30 minutes from our being seated, but we didn't receive our food for another hour. These are not my feelings, these are the cold, hard facts. Cold and hard like the $26 fried chicken my husband ordered. His mashed potatoes were a soupy consistency. I have a picture if you wanna see. My ABC Chicken sandwich was okay, the C stands for caramelized onions, but it was cold by the time I got a hold of it so they were more like soggy worms. Okay, that's not a fact, I don't know what worms are like but I can imagine. More facts: Someone in our party ordered a burger with no pink, but when he bit into it it was still bloody. The waiter did pop by 30 minutes later and asked if he wanted it remade but everyone's bubble had been burst by then. I told the manager I wasn't happy with my experience or the quality of the food. She was offended when I compared it to Red Robin, but I've never had a cold meal or left dissatisfied, so I think I did Red Robin a disservice by comparing these two. Sorry big red bird. After the manager got over her indignation, she comped us a sundae. So our party of 8 shared a sundae. Kudos lady, thanks. I felt bad that my family wasted time and money here. It was my decision and I have to live the rest of my life with that on my shoulders. Maybe I'll write the company instead of writing a passive-aggressive review on a third-party site... I think I'll do that.