Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I just attended a $90 special prix-fixe dinner party at this dreadful restaurant. It was one of the worst meals I've ever had. It cost us $90 a head for just an appetizer, salad and main course -- no dessert or beverage of any sort. Maybe that would've been ok if the food was delicious but it wasn't special. And the entree was horrible. On top of that, service was slow. We were seated by 8:30 p.m. and couldn't wait to pay our bill and leave by 10:30 p.m. The meal started with an antipasto appetizer sampling that gave us each one little meatball, a small slice of pizza, and a slice of bruschetta (chopped tomatoes on a small slice of Italian bread). From there, we proceeded to the cesar-ish salad, which was acceptably dressed but not amazing. Plus, the croutons were little rocks. As for the entree, we had a choice between chicken or a pork chop. The pork chop sounded like a better value dollar-wise but it ended up being a huge chunk of meat with just a dot of veggie puree spooned into the center of the plate. No one sitting around me finished their main course. I didn't either. I'm here attending a convention and am sorely disappointed because the fancy food in Vegas is supposed to be good. If you're at the Manadalay Bay, there are plenty of other brand name restaurants here to try. Skip Lupo. If you're on a budget, there's an all-you-can eat buffet place that costs about 30 bucks, which is probably a good option for a group of people who might have various eating issues. Personally, I've had two meals at one of the lower priced restaurants, Red White and Blue, where a hamburger will still set you back $15 to $18 -- but the food and service are good. Check out my review for that place!
Q: negative

A: I think this should be more like 1.5 stars. I got a 6-pack of tamales. They were more expensive than I would've guessed (I sort of had to, considering they weren't priced). First I open the package and low-and-behold this bag of six tamales, in fact, contains only five! The filling is fine, but the masa blows. It is dry and gritty. The preparation instructions seem questionable (microwave in a plastic bag? Really?). I'm saving the remaining ones for when I'm too drunk to care about anything. The tortillas are still worth it.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I love the options they had here, they don't skimp you on noodles or meat. I got one of the special pho's and it was amazing. I kept pulling out different meats all the time. I am really glad there is a pho place like this around me and I don't have to travel down to tempe/mesa anymore. Sandwich is good, the bread to toppings ratio could be better (less bread would be good). Didn't try and spring rolls when i was there, next time i will. Also they have hilarious shirts.
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Output: I love Setsuko! I fractured my spine 5 years ago and have constant pain and pinched nerves, I also suffer from migraines. Setsuko fixed it all, she is so gentle and calming, she is wonderful and I highly recommend her!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The girls and I decided to stop by and give this BBQ a try. We walked in and looked at the food, and I turned to them and said, "I think we should turn around, walk out, and go to another restaurant." Being the nice, thoughtful women they are, they decided that we should at least give Can't Stop Smokin' one try. So, we did. I want my lunch hour, money, and palate back, please. 1. The turkey was very dry, and there was no flavor of smoke or of the dry rub. Nor was there any hint of a smoke ring. It shattered when touched with a fork. When I smelled it, it smelled like a combination of the hot, cheap plastic wrap it had been wrapped in combined with some sort of slightly off pork product. 1a. The turkey was STICKY when chewed. It stuck to my teeth, then turned into some sort of gummy paste with a grainy texture. I ate less than a third of my portion before throwing my hands up in defeat. And it was a struggle to get that far; my friends kept laughing at my facial expressions while I was trying to choke it down. 2. Instant potatoes. Instant. Really? Boil up some suckers and take a masher to them, people! And the gravy from a packet wasn't that great either. Salty, salty, salty. I can feel my cells shriveling up as I type. 3. The sweet tea tasted like the container had not been properly cleaned or sanitized. A slightly musty, moldy taste lingered. 4. The hostess was EATING at the entrance and ignoring customers. We did not receive a greeting or farewell. 5. The layout is somewhat awkward, but had the food been good, I would have navigated a complex maze. 5. No condiments on the tables...until we left, and the hostess brought them out...and hour after the restaurant opened. 6. The checkout attendee was not quite on the ball, causing some confusion with our payment; we requested that two meals be paid for together, and they were rung up as just one meal, causing the her to chase us down for the remainder of the bill. Were there any positives? 1. The lemons for the tea were huge, juicy and fresh. 2. The barbecue sauces tasted no worse than any generic one out of a bottle...but no better, either. 3. The green beans were edible. 4. I have a doggy bag full of food for my pup that the humans couldn't manage to choke down. How would I sum up my experience? I'll let my friend's statement do that for me: Her: I have barbecue sauce on my finger. Me: Lick it off. Her: I don't want to put that stuff back in my mouth, once was bad enough.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
I was hunting for outlaw/western knick nacks for my event. I knew that the Old Town shops were the place to go, but I had one in particular in mind. After walking by Bischoff's several times over the years, I finally had an excuse to walk in with reason so I jumped at the chance. The verdict is that this shop was everything I was hoping for and more. This place is packed wall-to-wall with stuff. Legit stuff. They have everything from cowboy boots and cowboy attire, to novelty foods perfect for gifts from the southwest and event sports attire from particularly every team you can imagine: and when I say every team, I mean it. They even had KU stuff. To the left of the store, the walls are lined with cowboy boots, leather, moccasins, belt bucklers and western purses. In the back, you'll find every type of "gift" such as outlaw bbq sauce, tombstone chili, scorpion suckers and prickly pear gummy bears. In the back right of the shop, they have rows and rows of cowboy hats that vary in price. Throughout the rest of the stores, you'll find sports attire (Giants, A's, Bears, U of A, ASU, KU, Cubs, etc, etc, etc). Then in the front right of the store, they have plenty of Native American gear as well. This is a one-stop-shop for anything you need that's themed around Arizona; whether it be cheesy or authentic. You'll find it here.