You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

Paul Prudhomme makes great seafood seasoning and pork and veal seasoning. I found the Vegetable Seasoning to be too spicy.
Negative

I'm presently on a diet and I was at my Fresh and Easy Neighborhood Grocery looking over possible diet foods. I wanted things that were tasty, non-fat and low in calories. I came home with about a dozen items. That's how I discovered the Tillen Farms Pickled Crispy Asparagus. Well, I've always liked asparagus anyway and I've enjoyed several brands of pickled asparagus. This Tillen Farms brand is really, really good! It's the best I can recall. There's an excellent flavor and a big clove of garlic down in the bottom of the jar which I'm looking forward to eating. I can't believe how good this asparagus tastes and right on the front it says "only 60 calories per jar!" Now this is my idea of a good diet food! Gary Peterson
Positive

Ya know, when you're on a gluten-free diet, you YEARN for those forbidden treats - like licorice! (and malted milk!) Realizing that true licorice on this challenging diet is in the past and not likely to ever be repeated in the near future, we need to alter our expectations for this treat. I had tried this company's raspberry laces and strawberry laces - pretty good, although not easy to chew (think bubblegum). Not REAL licorice you understand, but pretty doggone good as an alternative. So I thought I try these too - how bad could they be? I found them pleasant to chew - not tough at all. But the taste? Nasty and medicinal cough syrup with an aftertaste that is truly awful. So I'm stuck with 11 packs. See if you can't find a source where you can buy just ONE pack to try out. Your tastes may be different than mine, and you might enjoy them.
Negative