Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: There is nothing wrong with the place, except I think it belongs in rural America somewhere. Maybe an off night (Sunday) but wow, not much to see or do here. You will have a hard time talking to the locals.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Omg. Pack a lunch. Was there early Saturday morning with only a few cars in line. Took 50 minutes for standard car wash. Slow and disorganized. Only 2 guys vacuuming so line keeps getting longer. Then 6 guys to dry, waiting for the cars to come out of the wash. Definitely in need of supervision/management.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The food was so-so and the service was VERY slow. Need to figure it out if they are going to last here! Taco Tuesday ends at 4pm (kind of a bummer) but the 99 cent margaritas were fairly decent!