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Output: This business is closed.

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Output: Air conditioning doesn't make it cold, there are vague stains on the comforter, and the guy next door coughing is keeping me awake. What a hell hole for sleep. Who cares if the Club Lounge food is ample if you're exhausted. Not good for business.

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Output: Fancy smancy dinner here on a Saturday night. We started off with the amuse bouche. It was a piece of fried cod over potato salad. YUM. A great start to our meal. Appetizer was the Ahi Tuna Tartare. Again, YUM! The fish was fresh and the fennel crisp on top was a nice flavor combo. I had the Butter-Poached Maine Lobster. It had good flavor BUT it was chewy :( Was that because it was overcooked? Not sure. I didn't send it back. Charlie got the steak. It came with creamed spinach and marble potatoes. The steak had an incredible crust on it. Really really tasty. Creamed spinach was so good! Even he who doesn't like creamed spinach loved it. No room for dessert....so stuffed. Overall, the food was really good except that my lobster was chewy. The service was ok. Not super attentive and our waitress spent a lot of her time on the other tables. (Probably because they ordered a heck of a lot more food and wine.) I would have to rate this at a 4 for now. Room for improvement. I would love to try this place again except in SF!!

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This place is f*ing disgusting. Soggy fries, soggy burritos, soggy tacos, hard rice & dry meat. Disgusting. Only thing good is the juice. Hire new cooks please. If I could give 0 stars I would've...