Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Suck Suck Suck! If you are having a baby steer clear of this facility..particularly if it is your first baby. There are few and far between nurses and admin that make up for this crappy experience. But the far more prevalent culture of employees who think they know you better than you and are snobby little bitches are in your face 24 hours a day! I had to contact the hospital administrator just to get these placating women to do very simplistic things! They DO NOT listen to you, they deliver things 4 hours or more late (if they "remember" at all), they actually begrudge you if you stay more than 24 hours and they WILL go behind your back and do what you specifically asked them not to with YOUR child! They will also not suggest things they COULD and SHOULD do for you because of the "extra" work. What "extra" work? YOUR A NURSE!!! I found these things out when the good ones came in and said things like "where is your "such-n-such" haven't they given you one yet?" and they would run to get whatever it was....but this was after the shift change where before you had been complaining of pains or concerns for hours and no one did anything about it! Then they will sneer at you to your face if you ask them direct and simple questions like "How is my baby doing?" These people need some serious training or firing! Only a select few Makayla (lactation specialist), Mary (Nurse), and middle eastern nurse (sorry I forgot your name) and a VERY few others gave me reason not to fail this hospital entirely. Here is a concrete example of why I hate lazy or stubborn or vindictive "professionals." I was not producing enough colostrum (pre-milk), so the pediatrician on-call suggested I supplement. I expressed that it was my wish that my child be breast-fed only, but she never mentioned that I COULD use the hospital pump. Later on (after missing two feeding times another nurse asked if I'd like to and I said I would. A friend of the family who has been a long time maternity nurse told me over the phone that they should have brought me a pump right away and that if I went too many feedings without breast milk that my child would maybe not take to the breast at all, that my milk could dry out and not to listen to these nurses who were trying to shove supplement down my throat as well as my baby's. Sure enough my nursery nurse was CONVINCED that supplement would "cure" my infants slight Jaundice. So she (against my very clear request fed my baby by the bottle BEFORE bringing her to me to try and breast feed first! I had to beg for bottles to express milk into, then I had to get out of bed hours after delivery and walk down to the nursery (where I wasn't getting a very welcoming vibe) and basically watch to make sure they were feeding it to her! A nightmare! They could have ruined my chances of breastfeeding my own child and deigned her all the wonderful bonding and benefits that breastfeeding offers. All because they didn't like me staying as long as my daughter or getting into what they obviously considered to be "their" business. I'm sorry. You have MY daughter in your nursery. YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE! And you had better answer me when I ask you what is going on with her! In short, unless you yourself are already well educated in hospital terminology and have been through what you are being admitted for more than once before, I strongly recommend going somewhere else, because these people will not aide you in getting the most out of your hospital stay and by doing so could adversely affect your health. There are simply not enough of them that listen to the patient.
Q: positive

A: I had been to Olive and Ivy before for wine and flat-breads on the patio and thought it was good, but when we finally came for dinner on April 24th, the experience was excellent. We didn't have a reservation, so we made our way to the bar for a glass of wine. The hostess texted us when our table became available, which was a large comfy booth clad in a beautifully patterned fabric. Our waiter was engaging and attentive, and the food was superb. The people watching is added bonus, there were lots of interesting sleeve tattoos on the staff, and tables of rich blonde debutantes.I noticed a couple of metrosexual guys at the bar with Restalyn injections and nose jobs (which is a pretty common sight in Scottsdale). Anyway about the food, we started with the hummus and veggies which was obviously house made and delicious. My entree was the Pacific sea bass, which, as the waiter explained, is substituted with a cousin to sea bass that is not endangered but just as tasty. The braised cauliflower was great, and the portion was perfect. The preserved grapefruit was the perfect touch, the dish needed no augmentation. My partner had the scallops which were amazing, and our relatives had the filet and added a small side of shrimp to make it a surf and turf, they loved it. We shared a lemon tres leches cake with berries for dessert that was mouth watering. The place is always packed and it's easy to see why. Beautiful ambiance and terrific food!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I came here because of the recommendations of other yelpers, and was throughly dissapointed. I've never paid 50 dollars for a haircut that paid so little atention to details. Alexis was my stylist, and she was generally nice person, but it seemed like half of the time she wasn't really sure of what she was doing. I felt like she rushed the entire cut and gave me a generic cut that didn't really reflect what I asked her to do. I even followed by calling and leaving the head stylist a message, and he never got back to me. I guess they just don't really care about customer satisfaction.
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I eat out all the time, and I can say without any hesitation, this was the most outstanding dish I've had in months: Bruschetta Crepe with chicken, with a side of fruit... Dessert was: Cookie Butter Waffle, topped with a chocolate covered strawberry. There wasn't a single bite of food left on either plates. Amazing service, decent atmosphere.. Sensational/fresh food. I only wish they were closer to my house, so I could eat Crispy Crepe daily. Only downfall: they're not open on Monday's.