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Output: I purchased an LG Washer and Dryer in April 2011 because of a $400 rebate, it is now mid Sept and I have yet to receive the rebate. Spencer's places the blame on LG and will do nothing to assist in a resolution.

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Output: Finally had a burger here for lunch with my family the other day. I know that they burgers are handmade and they make a big deal about it since everything here is homemade. I got the Maytag burger which isn't something I would normally try but the server recommended it and I did not want to go with a regular cheese burger this time. It came with blue cheese (not a fan except on steak) and small pieces of bacon (nice touch), with all the fixings and it was pretty darn good. I thought the blue cheese was a little strong for my taste but the burger was very good. I have had dinner here a few time and cant recall what I ate but the food is always fantastic. The service is always top notch and the lemonade is fresh and very good. I like that they have call ahead seating here so that we dont have to wait long on busy nights and the atmosphere is very Scottsdale and the price isn't cheap but it is a nice place to take a date (or in my case my lovely wife). I sometimes forget about this place since I live so far but it is great.

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Output: You could not ask for a more non-descript exterior for a restaurant. It is more than plain, it is nearly non-existent. But the food, goodness gracious, the food is huge. We ordered the "Hungry Man" breakfast and split it. Well, we could have taken the entire family and fed them all on these portions! Two huge pancakes, two eggs, some of the best sausage I have had in Arizona--not those dehydrated, tiny little links, but moist, yummy sausage links. The ham was enough for a ham and eggs breakfast--we both had some and there was some left over! Two slices of bacon, country potatoes and toast. Wow. Breakfast was a bit slow in coming out, so they brought us a poppyseed roll--made on premises. This woman can bake! Yummmmy..... Now, the place is new and having a few hiccups. There was no tea, and they ran out of sourdough bread for the toast. But our waiter (son of the owners) was gracious in his explanations, and took great care of us. They will get their ordering system down, and the orders will flow more smoothly. For a few months being open though, I was amazed at the job they did! Awesome! It's great to support a small family business, even better when the product is awesome. May this be the first of many wonderful yelp reviews!

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WARNING - Not fit for human consumption!!! Wholly shitz what a disappointment. My UK friend and I decided to go there for lunch to check it out. Neither one of us held our breath very much for it but never the less... We did not expect bland frozen square fish product patties with equally nasty previously frozen tasteless fires. Yes, they are not chips per say, just yeacky french fries. 1st stop as we got back to the office was bathroom and even now my stomach unhappily rumbles under the desk. Down boy, down! It will pass with time. Disgusting all around. Possibly even insulting. PS: And WTF is up with not taking credit cards? Scamming "The man"?