I was at my cousins christening today . He 's so cute ... he 's very calm too . But his mom , my soon - to - be aunt .. MAN , is she strange ! She fed the baby so her mom cut her her meat ... and her mom put her her jacket on !
Answer the following question: What may be the reason she is not yet my aunt ?

She is not married to my uncle .

Work was in the Melbourne Central office tower , and as long as you took a clipboard with you and looked like you were going to a meeting , no - one was the wiser . I worked in the IT department , and bringing shopping back was a cinch as there were two entrances , one of which was through the mailroom . If you were friends with the mailroom guys , you could walk in through the mailroom , stash your shopping with them , and collect it on your way out after work .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for having to stash shopping bags ?

Because they were n't supposed to shop on the clock .

I did n't feel so good after and then I got the hiccups for 1.5 hours ... That was bad . -We went to the Leopold museum . I still had the hiccups then which was awful and embarrassing ( people probably thought I had been drinking and it was only the afternoon ) ... The museum was pretty good .
Answer the following question: What happened after leaving the museum ?

I continued to have the hiccups for some time .

The other day after pulling into a parking lot at Outback Steakhouse , I noticed steam spewing out from the front of my car . Not from under the hood , but from the grate area , right above the license plate . Fortunately my Step Dad and Mom were meeting us and were able to help assess the situation .
Answer the following question: Whose car was having issues with steam ?
It was the car of the narrator .