Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone sees the waitress leave the cafe. Someone
opens the door covering the front door.

Back on someone's desk, the book opens and glows with light. Someone
jerks his head backwards with a dazzling firework of light.

Someone sees him, takes a step towards him, but stops, smiling helplessly. He
leaps onto someone's back.