Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I never had any food there so cannot comment on that but I can certainly recommend the tasty cocktails. Nice little bar, friendly staff.
Q: positive

A: Delicious....... Don't hesitate. Just go! Very cute inside. Nice, clean, classy. Makes me happy.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Worst experience ever! Rude staff, marginal food, and filthy. Definitely will not patronize this place again. Let me start by saying that Jolly Bob's used to be a decent place with a nice atmosphere, but it has taken a definite down turn within the past year. I had not been to Jolly Bob's for awhile, so I recommended to a couple of friends that we stop there on a Friday night to grab something to eat. These are the highlights of our visit: 1. Paid a cover charge to enter the restaurant to eat (what restaurant charges a fee to get in the door to order food? Jolly Bob's does!) 2. Placed an order for food and was asked to pay (CASH ONLY) before the order was even sent to the kitchen. (Rude guy literally slammed my change on the bar and never asked if I would like anything to drink (water)). Friends looked at me shocked and asked if I knew that guy. (No, no I did not). 3. Friend "A" asks for a menu and the rude guy replies "Your friend has a menu", and walks away. 4. Friend "B" orders a margarita and is told they are out of the particular liquor required to make it. (Huh? A Caribbean restaurant that can't make a margarita on a Friday night? Ummm, okay.) 5. I ask for a drink menu to suggest drinks to friend "B". Extremely rude lady pushes a drink menu towards us and says, "but it's in Spanish" and walks away. (First of all, who is she to assume that I am not literate in Spanish? Second, the menu was in English.) 6. I attempt to help friend "B" order her drink and the rude lady asks if we are ordering two drinks and we clarify that we are ONLY ordering ONE drink (for friend B). We are then served TWO drinks and given a really big attitude when I refused the drink (I was the DD). Rude lady promptly snatches my friend'a drink away (without asking) and pushes the second drink in front of her. (Friends look at me confused and ask if we can move to a booth because they were feeling so uncomfortable around the rude lady.) 7. We move to a booth where we promptly stick to the seats (gross). 8. Go to the bathroom to find water and whatever else all over the floors, an odor of urine, and used toilet paper on the floor. (Nasty. And it wasn't even late and they weren't even busy). 9. Food comes. Conch Fritters were way over fried (almost burnt) and extremely salty. Steak skewer was "okay". Chips and guacamole were good. 10. Finally, a redeeming effort! An extremely personable, professional, and friendly African American gentleman (I don't know his name) came over as we were leaving and apologized to us and offered a refund for the Conch Fritters. His actions were the ONLY positive thing about Jolly Bob's. 11. We went somewhere else and all decided that we would never patronize Jolly Bob's ever again. I profusely apologized to my friends for having recommended Jolly Bob's. Friends were so shocked by the incidents at Jolly Bob's that they kept mentioning how horrible the experience was to other people/friends throughout the night. I will never be back to Jolly Bob's and I will never recommend Jolly Bob's to anyone. Such a shame, Jolly Bob's used to be a really neat place with good food and a welcoming atmosphere.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Oh boy. I really want to give this place more stars. I really do. I love the idea of Phoenix Public Market. Our city NEEDS hangouts like this. Ten years ago this would have been unthinkable...but I digress. The awesome point about PPM are the employees. They are thoughtful, cheerful, caring and knowledgeable. Very impressed with the level of service from just a dessert and coffee bar. Another good point goes to cleanliness. Very clean indeed. Unfortunately... When you top a cupcake with a large dollop of butter frosting, you do NOT refrigerate it. The cake itself goes dry, and the frosting ends up tasting like and feeling like...you guessed it...eating a solid stick of butter. Very unpleasant. I tried the espresso and found myself dismayed by it. My espresso tasted as if the water was pushed through an orange rind. The heavy citrus suckerpunch was unexpected and unpleasant. The cookies were fine, as were the candy bars for sale on the counter. This is an AWESOME place to meet for a first date, etc. They just need to work out some kinks and they will have a goldmine. I will come back in a couple months. I have high hopes.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Fantastic as billed. Slices are not pre-made, so you can order them as you like. Definitely warrants a revisit!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
We walk in and nu-metal is blaring from the speakers. That wasn't even the worst part. Went here for a free show--a touring band from Norway. The band was good, sound was good, vibe was good--until I walked up to the bar. I appeared to be interrupting something when I walked up. I then asked the female bartender how much the well drinks were and she said $5 as if she was already annoyed with me. I then asked her what a buckshot was (since that was the $1 special on the board.) She didn't have a straight answer and instead asked the male bartender, "it's uh whatever we feel like making, we'll start with whiskey?" I ordered it, what the hell, YOLO. Big mistake--the "buckshot" tasted like cough medicine and corn syrup. Before my order was complete the male and female bartender are snickering with each other as if they are sharing their own private joke. I seriously felt like I was transported back to middle school--who does that? I got the feeling that these two weren't happy with the crowd nor the band--but that shouldn't really matter. The crowd was there drinking (and tipping) these two because of the band. Why the attitude? Before the band's set was over the male bartender starts cleaning up the venue, pushing chairs in (loudly) and collecting glasses from tables. The lead singer says into the microphone "are we being kicked out?" to which she gets no response. The male bartender and female bartender appeared to be flirting with one another in the back corner, laughing at customers, etc. I definitely wasn't the only one that was feeling uncomfortable. These two bartenders were not only chasing the crowd away but also the headlining band. The venue itself had a cool vibe (aside from the nu-metal blaring in between sets), the prices were slightly more than average ($5 for a draft beer, $5 for a well drink, $1 for a "buckshot") and the service, well the service was non-existence. I felt like the duo was put out by my presence. Word of advice if you are the duo reading this--if your income is highly dependent upon tips, you should probably be nicer to the 20 or so people that are actually in your bar on a Monday night instead of driving them (and the band they came to see) away.