TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: I just wanted to add something to Jacob Weisberg's "Republicans in Denial," his amusing commentary on the Republicans' unseemly bout of whining, blaming, and rationalizing following this year's elections.

SOLUTION: "Republicans in Denial" is an amusing commentary on the Republicans' bout of whining, blaming, and rationalizing of this year's elections.

PROBLEM: In addition to the dental instruction provided students will be introduced to the objectives of community health centers, with particular emphasis on the work of People's Health Center. Students will provide dental health education for homeless patients as well.

SOLUTION: In addition to the dental instruction provided students will be introduced to the objectives of community health centers, with particular emphasis on the work of People's Health Center.

PROBLEM: "Lawyers for Oviedo, once the army strongman behind Paraguay's disgraced President Raul Cubas, said that Oviedo's plastic surgeon doesn't want the general's scalp exposed to sun or wind for several months."

SOLUTION:
Lawyers for Oviedo said that his plastic surgeon doesn't want the general's scalp exposed to run or wind for months.