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An example of an positive review: Had a nice lunch here yesterday. Big first perk: we had a party of 7 and had a terrible time finding any place with less than a 40 minute wait (likely a side effect of a football Saturday) but we stumbled upon merchant and they seated us right away! Cool, seemingly well-crafted menu with tons of local foods! I had the fried chicken sandwich and it was delicious. Massive whiskey selection, and funny little spins on traditional brunch cocktails (they do tequila in the Bloody Mary, which also comes with a tiny bottle of high life). The waitress was nice. A little goofy, but attentive and nice.

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An example of an positive review: Been going to Harvey's for years. The place is a dump, but it is my kind of dive. You have to get the Wineburger. You won't be sorry! One of the best burgers I've had.

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An example of an positive review: Part of the reason for my recent Vegas trip is because my dad wanted to try this place after hearing me rave about it from a previous visit and because he saw this buffet on a travel show. Also, as I said in my original review I consider any Vegas trip where I don't eat here a failure of a Vegas trip. While this buffet is still the best I've eaten at (pending trying any of the other top of the line buffets in Vegas), I have to dock the Wynn 1 star for this visit unfortunately because the crab which in my previous visit were giant legs and the meat easy to take out was not the case this time. The crab, while still a decent size was not of the same quality as before and were definitely smaller and with less meat. The fresh oysters while tasty were not shucked properly which led to a little more effort to get at the meat which considering the quality of this place shouldn't have been an issue. Overall, those were my only complaints as everything else was simply top notch and delicious as I expected of this buffet otherwise and I think I freaked my dad out with how much food I put away, including two plates of desert (come on, with so much good stuff to choose from for dessert, how could you not take two plates?)

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An example of an negative review: Was taken to the 'welcome desk' after checking into the LVH. The hotel staff (which is otherwise cool) has been trained by this corporation to prey on ignorant vacationers in a very sleazy and manipulative way. They're like pushy car salesmen, but ten times worse. Very disrespectful and don't take NO for an answer. Left a bad taste in my mouth and certainly won't be returning to the LVH because of this. Gross.