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An example of an negative review: OMG, i always try to find the best in a restaurant. but i COULDN'T here. We came in on a monday afternoon around 3pm. It was virtually empty, so i thought we'd get some great service, not... Our waitress always seemed rushed, walking back and forth all over the place. i ordered the steak & lobster (lobster was kinda tough, but hey, it's Friday's right?) and my friend also got the steak, and his girlfriend got the buffalo chicken sandwich, and we all ordered strawberry lemonades. the lemonades came out in dirty cups, and my lemonade tasted like soap or idk, so i asked for water. our food took quite a while to come, but at the time we were in no rush. when we got our food we had asked for some steak sauce and sour cream for my baked potato (tried the steak, wasn't that great on it's own, made me sad) let's just say that my friend had already eaten his steak, and the waitress came and asked if everything was okay. umm, NO where the heck is my steak sauce. she profusely apologized, and yet still took forever to get something as simple as steak sauce. (i probably wouldn't have been as pissy if i wasn't hungry, and all the preceding hadn't happend, but whatever). they waitress apologizes once again so she comps us a brownie. so while we are eating the brownie my friend's girlfriend starts to feel very very ill, and now we're in a rush to go so we ask the waitress for a check. it seriously took like 10 minutes for our waitress to give us our check AND we had already asked for a split one, and she gave us one receipt. WTF. so now we wait for that, and we finally left. will i give it another shot? hell no.

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An example of an negative review: Wow. Stopped in before a concert and ordered a appetizer platter and a couple of margaritas. I am not exaggerating when I say the apps hit the table in 2 minutes and they were luke warm. The drinks came 6 or 7 minutes later. We drank, we left, we won't be back.

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An example of an negative review: What a nightmare lunch was today! 17 of us on bikes, I ordered a well done cheeseburger. Everyone in my group is served, even folks after me. I go up to check and I'm told mine will take more time because I ordered well done. Okay... 10 minutes later I'm still waiting for my food. I ask for my cheeseburger again and am told the numbers are not called in order. I knew that, but this is ridiculous I'm #27 and you are calling #40...really it's a cheeseburger. 10 more minutes pass, now others in the group are coming to the counter...still no food...one in the group asked for manager and was told none on duty until 2:00, but if I wanted to I could come back then...don't worry I'll come back never!

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An example of an negative review: Slow, not very friendly, look at you with blank stares, no sense of urgency, kinda reminds me of zombies... And I had to ask for a copy of my receipt when I paid cash, which leaves me skeptical.