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An example of an positive review: Just saw "Some Like it Hot," part of FilmBar's Summer Series. First time at the bar and just loved it. Their date-night package got two tickets to the movie, a huge popcorn, and a decent bottle of red or white wine. Super art and designs all around the walls, and a special section for a live band that we were surprised to walk out of the theatre to see. Past the package, price on drinks were great. I'll be back here soon with friends/family, whether we catch a movie or not!

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An example of an positive review: Sat down for late dinner with wife. Cool sports bar ambience in the Arizona center in DT PHX. Good selection of pizza and pasta. I settled for the margherita pizza. YuM.!! Wife had pepperoni. Good choice of beer. Patrons come in for a quick slice and beer! 4 big screen TV' on the wall for sports fanatics. Patio seating avail.

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An example of an negative review: I recently spent a complimentary night at this hotel, complete with a dinner at the in-house Garcia's restaurant and a breakfast spread in the morning. Garcia's was great, loved the food, happy with the service. I loved that they brought chips, AND salsa, AND bean dip. The room itself was fine but nothing to write home about. Clean but definitely very old, with lots of water damage on the ceiling. The free breakfast in the morning was TERRIBLE. Words can not describe how bad this breakfast was...and I've stayed in a hostel that offered nothing but a loaf of bread and a toaster in the morning! Everything was completely inedible: potatoes were dreadfully cooked and so yucky I thought they might be fake somehow...imposter potatoes? Stale bagels, bacon that did not resemble any meat product I have ever seen before, coffee so awful it was undrinkable....you get the gist. The worst was when I finally gave up and decided on a bowl of frosted flakes...only to the find the cereal dispenser was filled with plain cornflakes, then topped off with frosted flakes. At this point I didn't care. I took off the top and scooped up a bowl like a shovel. Why bother putting on this whole spread if everything is terrible? Just some decent coffee and pastries that aren't stale would suffice. I know it's free and all, but to send guests off on their way on such a bad note is not helping matters.

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An example of an negative review: Okay...we are huge foodies, so maybe our bar is set a little high? We truly liked the atmosphere, the staff was super nice, and they have a good variety of drinks to choose from. Our appetizer salads were AWESOME...I had the wedge and my husband had the spinach. And the sweet potato fries were incredible. But seriously....if you are going to be a "burger bistro"....shouldn't you have absolutely KILLER burgers? (aka. Zinburger @ Biltmore) I should have known when none of the burgers were really jumping off of the menu at either one of us. We settled on the Buffalo and the Kobe. The buffalo burger was boring, definitely underseasoned (ever heard of salt?), and the buns - where they were super soft and fresh - had a heavy taste of butter...I mean to the point of leaving a film on your tongue. The kobe beef was delicious, seasoned well, but overcooked (I ordered medium-rare and got medium-well)...so the burger itself was boring. It has asparagus and blue cheese...and, coming from a person that loves cheese, it is the lightest blue cheese ever...no punch at all, so relatively bland in flavor for this burger as well. My husband even went so far as to say that he only had 2 good bites on his whole burger. We are total burger lovers so we just weren't impressed. Maybe we could try the "build it yourself" menu next time, but we were really hoping for some really good, imaginative burgers from the chef. :(