Given a sentence in Igbo language, translate the sentence to English language keeping the meaning of the original sentence intact

Q: Igbo sentence: O buru na i choputa na nwa agbogho ahu na i na-akpa nwere nnoo enweghi uche oru, o eleghi anya, mgbe nwere nkita.

A: If you find out that the girl you are dating has absolutely no sense of responsibility, she probably never had a dog.
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Q: Igbo sentence: Nke a bu a remote usoro na adighi acho iji weghachite ekwenti imelite software. Nkume a Comment kagbuo comment

A: This is a remote process that does not require you to retrieve the phone to update the software.
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Q: Igbo sentence: M na-eche gi sainted nne-agba izu ya mma m kwa ubochi."

A:
I feel your sainted mother whispering her approval to me every day."
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