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Output: I've eaten there many times, have had the pizza, the pasta, veal, chicken etc and all were delicious. My daughter had her sweet 16 party there and the staff gave the kids the same service and consideration as anyone else. We often bring home food as the portions are generous - not american size but generous all the same. Definitely worth it.

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Output: How can this place even be considered a place to eat. The food is horible. We had to return our dishes for being cold. There was actual wilted lettuce that could'nt even be considered food for turtles. How can you mess up French Fries?

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Output: Swanky! Yes, indeed. Metro Fitness is a beautiful fitness club. Not only will you find tons of great cardio equipment, but there are also plenty of weight machines, free weights and an entire space dedicated to CrossFit. So, not only is the gym top notch, but the trainers and management are spot on. They take a great interest in your fitness and walk you through the best ways to get your sweat on. I came to Metro for a free CrossFit class in honor of Yelp Kicks Butt. I didn't quite know what to expect, but after an hour or so I left happy and worked oooooout. Our two trainers, Jimmy & Thea, put the 16 of us through a rigorous, but inspiring workout, that combined athletic drills, weights, cardio machines and more. They made sure that everyone was working out hard but safe and really explained each exercise and it's importance. Dar, the owner, was also on hand to watch our form and generally be awesome. Yay for encouragement and super friendly staff! So, I really adore this gym and I would love to join full up and take advantage of the incredible amenities and CrossFit classes, but it's pretty out of my budget right now. Hopefully Metro can offer some other options in the future so those of us who aren't members can come once in a while and enjoy their fantastic gym & classes!

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Whiskey Blow does not deserve a Star!! We sat in the bar for over 30 mins and had to literally flag down this steroid junkie bartender. he did took our drink orders but another 15 mins went by. . . . nothing. not sure if he forgot or he was too busy thinking about his next testosterone cycle. the other bartenders just look right pass us like we did not exist. The place was not even crowded. Total waste of time!!!