q: Which of the following sentences is nonsensical?
Options:
- Sentence A: "I wipe my ass with sand paper."
- Sentence B: "I wipe my ass with toilet paper."

a: Thoughts: Sand paper would severely hurt the anus and no sane person would wipe their asses with it. The answer is [Sentence A]

q: Which of the following sentences is nonsensical?
Options:
- Sentence A: "I got a bag of popcorn to microwave for later."
- Sentence B: "I got an elephant to microwave for later."

a: Thoughts: An elephant is not meant to be microwaved and can not be microwaved because it is to big. The answer is [Sentence B]

q: Of the following two sentences, which one is against common sense?
Options:
- Sentence A: "My father reads the newspaper in the morning"
- Sentence B: "My father reads the radio in the morning"

a: Thoughts: A radio cannot be read, only listened to. The answer is [Sentence B]

q: Which of the following sentences is nonsensical?
Options:
- Sentence A: "she likes many different kinds of fruits, such as beef"
- Sentence B: "she likes many different kinds of fruits, such as bananas"

a:
Thoughts: Fruits come from plants and beef comes from a cow. The answer is [Sentence A]