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Output: This place is a joke. Service is horrible, blond bartender does nothing at all but sit there. No Service at all!! The food was expensive!!! $12 for a small order of SALAD?? The music was on and you couldn't even hear yourself think. This has got to be the worst experience I've ever had. I would NOT RECOMMEND THIS PLACE TO ANYONE!!!

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Output: I've been on this sushi craving for a while now and after all the talk threads asking for "favorite sushi place" I decided to try this place out. We walked in and it was busy, which I thought was a good sign because then it must be good right? Nope I couldn't be more wrong. We were seated promptly and our order was taken quickly and that's pretty much all that was good. Can I please have a pot of rice with my thin pieces of nigiri? That's exactly what it was. A big ball of rice under a thin piece of fish. The fish was good, but the rice was too much. As for the sushi rolls themselves, pretty much all rice as well. The menu didn't give a good description of the rolls, so 2 of the rolls we ended up ordering were fried, which we wanted to stay away from. The variety of things that came in the sushi rolls were pretty meh, just crab, shrimp or salmon. Nothing that jumped out or made me say "omg I have to get that!" Lastly, I freaking love soft shel crab. I ordered it and was completely disappointed that all I could taste was the tempura batter. There are sooo many other sushi places in Vegas and unfortunately to say that this place is not one of ones I will be back to.

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Output: This was one of my first Cirque shows in Vegas. I've since seen them all, however Mystere is definitely one of my favorite of ALL the Cirque shows I've seen, and believe me when I tell you I've seen my fair share over the years. Not just in Vegas but also the ones that tour in LA, Santa Monica, and Orange County. I heart this particular program. The arena its shown in at Treasure Island is perfect. There is not a bad seat in the house. I sat in the premiere seating because I'm a seat snob like that, but I remember thinking that it was not really necessary. Shhhhh. Don't tell HIM is said that! I love the music, the giant snail, the funny comic skits, the amazing male acrobats (think they are brothers). Its worth it to see the show just to see their piece in this production. The strength and balance they demonstrate is pure power. These guys were featured on Oprah a few seasons ago too. Yes, O at the Bellagio is the Cirque du Soleil show everyone talks about, and it is incredible, but trust me Mystere is amazing! My very favorite Cirque show in Vegas is The Beatles LOVE! But I do adore the Beatles and that show totally rocks!! Least favorite Cirque show in Vegas: I sort of hated Zumanity. It was a little tacky for my taste, but to be fair, it just was not my type of humor! My sister LOVED it! If you are trying to pick between shows, Mystere is a winner! xo

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I want to give them zero stars! When we first walk in there is already a family waiting and no host or hostess around to greet us. When the host walks by he tells us all we're gonna have to wait as he delivered food to someone outside. He comes back in and instantly walks to the back without a word. He comes out with a smug attitude, claps his hands and says "alright, no ones getting sat for at least 20 minutes" even though the restaurant is half empty!! When this is brought up he says that they are short on servers, which is understandable, however it was dinner time!! They should've been a little more prepared. Unfortunately this was my second time coming here, and although the food was good last time, I experienced the same terrible customer service the first time. It's too bad I will never ever go to this location again!