Problem: The artificial language Esperanto was devised in 1887 by Lazarus Ludwig who?
Answer: zamenhof

Problem: Which drama featured Michael Pallin, Robert Lindsay, & Julie Walters as Lindsay's mum?
Answer: gbh

Problem: What did Usain Bolt supposedly describe as 'a bit shit'?
Answer: commonwealth games

Problem: What was Manchester United football club's original name?
Answer:
newton heath