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An example of an negative review: Please don't go here. The food is the worst I've ever had in my entire life. There is a reason for the low prices the food is god awful. They use margarine instead of butter which we all know is one molecule away from plastic. The bacon is some sort of a pig mixture bacon but definitely not good. Eggs come out of a milk carton. The smell of the coffee was horrible the water was free but it tasted like chlorine. I am sick to my stomach and I only had a few bites of what they call pancakes. I cannot believe this place is still open. Worst breakfast experience in my entire life and I was in the United States Navy.

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An example of an positive review: Delicious, fall off the bone ribs with a top-notch sauce; you can taste the love. Everything else is secondary but I might mention that the potato salad etc. could make due with a bit more flavor. Still, Fred is a fantastic guy who takes pride in what he serves and knows how to treat a customer. Great spot for carry out or a casual, quick bite. Order on-site and grab a beer next door at the Tallyho Bar. Enjoy!

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An example of an positive review: Being a local resident of Las Vegas definitely has its pros and cons and going to Sapphire makes me feel like the king of of my wallet! I mean seriously....you are going there to enjoy the great entertainment, whether you are with a party or not, along with your average priced drinks right? This is what they promise to their customers: -Attractive Women. -2 Full service bars. -Good mix of music. -The biggest gentlemen's club in Las Vegas.... Do they deliver on their promises? You bet your sweet Benjamin Franklin they do! Comfortable seats, 80-something inch projection screens on the walls, VIP rooms, and stylish overall design are just some of the added perks to this place. The dancers are affordable as well and very friendly even if you are short of cash (for the most part). On a side note, The bouncers/security may not be very welcoming but is that any different than any other place? Most places in Vegas will let you in free before 11pm if you are a local (one of the many perks) so if you are an outsider don't get all defensive if you are treated like one.

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An example of an negative review: Upon my visit to Heist Brewery, I expected a casual vibe as it is in NoDa. I was wrong. Everyone was in a hurry and there was a 45min. wait. This isn't a problem especially on a Saturday night for this area. No, what was the problem was the elitist attitude from the staff. Upon asking for the beer list ,which gave no description, the waitress seemed like she had much better things to do. The beer was ok, nothing to praise but my problem was mostly with the food. I ordered the Bacon Cheese Burger plain and well-done (call me crazy but I don't like a side of E.Coli with my meat) and the Rosemary Tots. My friends ordered the 4 Cheese Flatbread pizza. Naturally, my burger came to the table medium and had a ton of the toppings that I didn't want. From what I ate, it was ok but the Tots were just shredded lumps of fried cheese with very little "tot". On the other hand, the Pizza which was delicious at the time, was a fried thin crisp of cheese. After about 1.5hrs. the mood went from a bustling restaurant to a dance club. The DJ started blasting the house music so loud that it literally cleared the place. All in all, from the snootiness of the staff to the overpriced food, I probably wont' be back unless it's to drink only and even then.....there's better places