Q: Ok,where to start. We stayed for 3 nights Nov19-21 and each night we had a different room, why you ask, because of the faulty switches in the spa tubs. The first handicap room we were placed in had a tub shower combo, the tub did not work at all, the shower head literally came up to our waist. (when I have stayed in other hotels and been placed in an accessible room, the staff has always had the courtesty to ask if this was ok). The tub in this room did not work at all. The next room we moved to the tub worked for about 5 minutes before it was obvious that water was in the switch, not wanting to move again, I thought I will just try again later, maybe the switch will dry out. It did not. We called the front desk and they sent maintenance up who told us they ran out of switches about a week ago??? Finally the third room we got to had an operable unit, but also a cracked swtich so I doubt it will work for the lucky party that gets the room next. Also, there was blue contractors tape in the room, highlighting where things needed to be touched up. The bell stfaf who gave us the keys to this room literally played door bell ditch, handing us the keys and trying to run off without giving us the room number. Several other notes, the parking is valet only which is great expect you get your car back with bird poop all over it. Also I asked the bell staff for champage glasses after our first room move. I tipped him and he said no problem, guess what, never got any glasses. This is a beautiful hotel and my mom and I stayed when they first opened and the service was immpecable. I realize the economy is bad and they have had too do some downgrades, (rooms stocked with less equipment, no water at check in or from valet, no more truffles at night, personal letters or slippers in the room, but you can't be a 5 star without the service. Again, the rooms a beautiful and you can beat the value, but the service sucks, and moving to a new room daily...not so relaxing. On our final night, at about 1020pm, we srpung out of bed to an alarm from security , with a man on loudspeakers directly into the room announcing everything was all clear, this announcement went off another time about 20 mins later , a little alarming considering we didn't get any previous announcements stating a problem. Was there a fire in the building and we should have already been downstairs, were there armed gunman in the hallways. I know this sounds a bit dramatic but we honestly wondered these things based on the announcement and when we finally got thru to the hotel operator (phones were jammed) she said nothing other that everything was fine now. Maybe I should be thankful I got out alive. OPTIONS:
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A: negative

Q: The fast and the furious is the only way I can describe Bright Smiles. I called at the beginning of the week to schedule an appointment for a cleaning. They had an opening for the next afternoon and I took it. My schedule was for 4:30 and got there early. Within five minutes of me sitting down, I was called into the back. The most time consuming aspect of the visit were the x-rays. Once the assistant finished, the dentist came and worked his magic. It hurt at the beginning. It has been some time since I went in for my last visit and he did an immaculate job. I have never seen my teeth so bright and clean. Go in at 4:10. Got called back 4:15. Walked out of the exam room at 4:45. By 5:00 I was already home. What? Unheard of. OPTIONS:
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A: positive

Q: If there was some type of cosmic explosion in outer space, and everything in the universe was suddenly sucked into this gigantic black hole, I seriously doubt the vacuum pressure created by such an event could rival the suck this AJ's produces. This place sucks so badly, I won't even ride my bike near it for fear I'll get swooshed up inside like I'm in one of those drive-thru bank tubes or something. All this leads me to believe that the 'cool' people always hanging in front of the store must have the same suck polarity as AJ's, otherwise they'd have been swept away by now. Food poisoning twice. Once from the salad bar, another from a turkey wrap deli feature. If there's a God of suck, this is his Heavenly domain. OPTIONS:
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A: negative

Q: Simply amazing Italian. I love that they have family history, and the store layout is more of a grocery with tables shoved into nooks and crannies, vs a restaurant layout. The quality of their grocery items are unique and truly Italian. I've spent some time over there, and this is the real deal. You could have a field day in here if you wanted to cook a special dinner. Yes, the wait was a bit for ordering at 2pm (it wasn't packed). But the food...the food shut me up it was soo delicious. The portions are enormous, so you get really good value for whatever you order. One weird thing though: I clearly stated the YELP discount for 1 free cannolli, and the cashier looked at me like I was crazy and charged me for it. The cannoli was probably the least satisfying part of the meal. Other than that, I'd come back for sure. OPTIONS:
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positive