IN: For any of you who have n't seen it , give it a try . I ' m tired and mentally exhausted . My tonsils are still swollen and I wo n't have the money to get them looked at until Friday .
Why is the narrator in so much pain ?

OUT: Their tonsils are inflamed .

IN: When I stopped walking every morning -- purely a logistical decision since I started working until midnight four nights a week -- my resolve crumbled and my " lifestyle change " fell apart . And it 's been so difficult to pull all the pieces back together . . .
How might I feel about this decision ?

OUT: I am disappointed that I had to stop .

IN: I ' m hoping I get to learn how to skid and do doughnuts . Additionally . Schlumberger puts these meters in everyone 's cars which keep track of how fast you go , when you drive , how far you drive and where you drive . Apparently , car accidents are one of their biggest problems .
Why is the narrator opting not to speed ?

OUT:
There is a tracking device .