Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A slow motion shot of people sitting in the water is shown as well as a surfer standing up on his board. The surfer
Example Output: proceeds to roll back on the board, stopping the surfers down the wave of breaking wave.

Example Input: Someone rests his head on her shoulder. Closing his eyes, he
Example Output: remembers someone's uniform.

Example Input: A close up is shown of a woman wearing glasses. She
Example Output:
puts a contact lens in her eye.