Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: First time at Osaka tonight, celebrating Valentine's Day. We arrived 1/2 hour early so we could get drinks and the hostess said they were running ahead but we could head for the bar and she would come get us. We waited 10 minutes at our table in the bar but our server passed us up 5-6 times while avoiding eye contact. Even the bar, which was 'cleared' by patrons leaving for their tables, never got cleared of dirty dishes. Seems they need to add service in the bar area (the only reason I gave this review only 4 stars). We were seated at our Teppanyaki table with two other groups: a couple and a party of six. The party of six knew a worker at Osaka so he came out and brought them bottles of bubbly sake. He then saw us looking longingly at the bottles and brought us some as well-nice touch. It was very good. Our chef, Leo, was excellent. We asked for Gluten Free soy sauce and he cooked our meal on one side of the grill, while he cooked everyone else's in the middle and other side. That was cool since he had ten meals to serve. My wife got the Teppanyaki Filet Mignon and Scallops and I ordered the Filet with shrimp. We got a cold house salad and hot broth soup, fried rice, grilled veggies and the entrees. We were stuffed! The filets were cooked perfectly and the scallops and shrimp were excellent as well. I recommend Osaka for any occasion but make reservations like we did, that place is busy!
Q: negative

A: I'd just like to say as a born and bred New Zealander the only thing NZ about the place is the sign and some wine. I'd understand if this was listed under pacific fusion but after looking at the menu the name makes little sense apart from perhaps capitalizing off our image...
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The animals were cute and the show was good when the animal appeared... which was all of 5 minutes out of an hour show. I do like how he uses animals from shelters and how he promotes that... but his show deserves 1 star..... They advertise it as a pet show, but really it's just a bunch of random acts put together. Acts you can see at circus circus for FREE. He even has his daughter in this show doing some kind of showgirl dance and some hula-hooping (no animal appearance whatsoever) then he has some kind of quick clothes changing act (again no animal appearance). And then he just juggles the rest of the time. Honestly, the animal only appear for a total of 5 minutes! This is a waste of time. I regret watching this. The theater/staff is pretty unorganized as well. They told us that the doors open at 3pm for general seating (since there is no assign seating unless you are VIP) but they didn't open until 3:45 and they still started the show at 4pm when everyone was still trying to get to their seats. Also I cannot stress this enough! THE COCKTAIL WAITRESS needs to learn some common sense! Throughout the whole show she would walk back and forth in the VIP area (which is right in front of the stage) and block the stage. So when the animals actually do come out YOU CAN'T SEE THEM. This really ticked me off because I wanted to see the animals! And most of the animals are small enough to be completely blocked by the waitress. I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS ANYONE. SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Can't see past Chanter these days. Over this long weekend I found myself there Thursday, Friday AND Sunday! Greedy or what? This place just seems to have the right atmosphere all the time. Whether it be the Pub Quiz on Thursday that balances DJ and quiz master to a degree you can still have a jolly social without the need to sit in contemplative silence; or perhaps the after work crowd on Friday who are all up for a bit of chat about whatever Sky Sports News are reporting on at that moment; or even the live music Sundays where the students congregate before heading off to Lava or Lulu or wherever, always good for a random pool competition. Just a cracking bar that ticks all the boxes: - Reasonably priced drinks? Bottle of Rose, 5 - can't say fairer. On top of that, pretty standard city prices. - Cheap, edible food? Think Yell Pub grub. Do-able. Plus they do some great, verging-on-ridiculous offers each week (Cheeseburger and fries, 2.50? Um... yes!) - Friendly staff? Always pleasant, even when refusing the over-inebriated. Like to have a chat in the quieter times also. - Live music? Sunday night. Acoustic guitars. Always a winner. - Pool table? It has pockets and balls.... a very thin pass. - Cool clientele/atmosphere? Good mix, no yas, minimal chavs. Avoid on Bank Holiday weekends as the balance will tip in the favour of rowdy blokes. - Live Sport? Can't turn 45 degrees without being in view of a telly! Like that likable friend you should probably hate because they do everything right, but can't because they're just.... so damn likable! Best all rounder on that side of town. Salute!
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output: The ONLY reason this place gets two stars and not one is because our server was fantastic: he split our bills no problem, didn't screw up water orders, put up with a colleague's silly antics, and got our food to us promptly. The food was bad, yo. Like, below Applebee's bad. We split an order of guacamole. For $8.50, you get a tiny dish of it and a bunch of chips in a little bucket. What a crock. The guacamole was fine, but for $8.95, you can go to Vida over at Epicenter and get (as I wrote in a previous review) a veritable fuck-ton of it prepared tableside. I also ordered the Southwestern Turkey burger. It sounded delightful - peppers mixed in with the meat, jack cheese, fried jalepenos - but tasted like garbage. The meat was tasteless but spicy, the jalepenos were in five tiny bits on top of the burger, the cheese was like plastic. The bun was overly bread-y. I ordered with a side of fruit, which was disappointingly not fresh. My colleagues complained that their food sucked too: overly dry burger for $10 and a dried out piece of salmon for $18.50. What the fuck. People, don't go here unless you want to get ripped off and eat shitty food.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
$20 an hour, I've paid for less and gotten more in LA. I have to tell the lady to go harder like 3 times and they still expect a $10 tip. Definitely not coming back for sure.