Premise: The report created a stir but was soon debunked when the scientist explained that he had merely fertilized an egg in vitro and then caused it to split, producing twins.

Hypothesis: The report created a stir but was soon accepted as a wonderful advancement by the public.
Answer: no

Premise: they're like between a rock and a hard spot

Hypothesis: They are in just the correct spot to be dandy.
Answer: no

Premise: 'It was ripped off a network news broadcast three minutes ago.'

Hypothesis: There is no broadcast news.
Answer: no

Premise: um there's hope i actually for all for the time i've spent there i still don't quite understand how certain things that i assume and require privacy and require not just that you be alone but actually that you have a sense of privacy

Hypothesis: It wasn't hard to understand the tremendous amount of privacy there.
Answer: no