Sentiment analysis: After stalker-calling all the Sephoras in the area for a certain product, the Sephora at San Tan is the only one that had it in stock. Of course. You take the contents of any average mall and lay it out in a bastardized version of the 3rd Street shopping district in Santa Monica and put it in the middle of BFE and you get San Tan Village. It's literally a suburban hell: tons of poorly behaved children, soccer moms who can't park their SUVs, and bleach blond hair everywhere. Oh God, it was horrifying. And this is when the weather was actually nice. This place in the summertime would literally be hellish. I don't remember the last time I was so thrilled to cross back into the Phoenix city limits. Home sweet ghetto home.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I had heard amazing things about Bice from my boyfriend, whose uncle frequents the restaurant, so we decided to try it out as a belated Valentine's day meal. The inside of the restaurant seems a bit small, but that only adds to the intimacy of the place. The tables were well spaced so it wasn't crowded. THE FOOD: We started off with the "Fried crab cake, lime and black pepper mayo, grilled corn, cucumber and coriander salsa" ($17). I don't normally eat seafood, let alone any kind of shellfish, but this was AMAZING. The mayo was crazy good...you know those Miss Vickie's Lime and Cracked Black Pepper chips? It tasted like that. Only in MAYO FORM! For the main course, the boyfriend ordered the "Rigatoncini, Italian sausage, tomatoes, smoked caciocavallo and bufal" ($24) whereas I had the "Pappardelle "rose" with mozzarella di bufala and fresh basil" ($24). The pappardelle was cheesey, but not too cheesey, and in my opinion, was better than the rigatoncini, which was good as well. The only reason why Bice doesn't warrant 5 stars is because the wait staff is made up of young boys, who are either overly eager, clearing our dishes and cutlery as soon as we had put it down, or super forgetful. But other than that, everything was memorable.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Always helpful staff. Usually have everything I need for whichever car I am wrenching on.
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positive