Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This is the slowest McDonald's drive -thru that I have ever encountered. How in the world do they turn a profit?! I only wanted an ice cream cone and I had to wait over 15 minutes in line for it. The guy's order ahead of me was still on the screen when I pulled up to give my order. He ordered 2 large sweet teas. You would have thought that they had to go out, harvest the tea leaves, and retrieve the water from the well!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: PERFECT. This is Steve Wynn's one-up on Mirage's Cirque set of shows. It seems to take elements of each of them and take it up a notch. The theater is gorgeous (recommend sitting as high up as you can), the performances were among the best I have ever seen, and the effects/music/etc... were all perfectly tethered to the show. All future trips to LV will include this show for me...it's a must see and a must see again and again I think. HINT: You can get a voucher at Circus Circus that saves you about $50 a ticket. The kind lady at the Le Reve desk in Wynn tipped us off and I'm just passing that along.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The girlfriend and I needed to kill an hour before the doors opened for the Vegas Uncork'd After Hours at Tom Colicchio's Craftsteak event. Rather than hit a blackjack table, we stepped into Rouge for a drink. Rouge occupies a circular-shaped space decked out in red. The two cocktail waitresses were garbed in what appeared to me to be a weird cross between a Catholic schoolgirl and a French maid outfit. Can you say, fetish overload? It wasn't very crowded on this particular Thursday night at 9:30 with the few patrons divided evenly by those sitting at the bar and those sitting at a table. Sadly, Rouge doesn't offer a cocktail list...its mixology range being a choice of one liquor + a mixer + ice...repeat as necessary. That said, the bartender was personable and got me the beer I asked and made my girlfriend's drink without error. After our one drink, we moved on...our hour successfully killed. In blackjack terms, Rouge is like getting dealt a "16".