Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Idiots. (TSA) Let's say you only have one x-ray machine open. How many security lines would you open up? One? Not these guys. Two - one for regular people, and one for baller status people? Not these guys. Three? SURE! Let's open up 3 different lines for one x-ray machine!! Let's let one queue pile up to 60 people, and then split that line into two after the checkpoint so we create a mega jam at the x-ray machine and a backlog at the check-in station. Wait, that's not moronic enough. Let's open up a third line for ballers except let's let anyone else through it that's not already in the backed up queue! And they can just skip ahead of all the people that have been waiting for 30+ minutes! This is how I went from standing directly behind my brother in line to about 20-30 people behind from him. I tried to point out the obvious to a few different TSA idiots, but some just laughed it off and kept drinking their to-go cups. The senior citizen at the check-in podium who created one part of the disaster just couldn't grasp what he had done by creating the 1-lane-into-5-back-into-1 choke point. He was very old, and very kind, but very stupid. Fuck you guys.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Tim was professional and very helpful. He diagnosed my faulty air conditioner and gave me different price options to help make the repair affordable. Ultimately, it didn't make sense to replace the ac compressor in a relatively crappy truck, but he did the diagnosis for a reasonable fee and he went out of his way to try to find used parts to make the repair more affordable for me. I recommend Tim's services and I would use him again. Also, this business is ran out of a residential garage. It caught me a little by surprise, but it's no big deal really.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I usually like Wildflower, but last night, we walked in without realizing it was 2, yes TWO minutes after 9... (I could have sworn they stayed open until 9:30pm), Instead of the staff saying anything they just gave us dirty looks and the energy was very negative. I had to ask if we did something wrong and in that question I had to ask "oh, are you closed" and still had a passive answer. We ended up walking out. Sorry for being 2 minutes late! Maybe you should lock your doors or speak up next time. UPDATE: The management contacted me immediately after and apologized and was very responsive to our problem. Great communication and sincerity! :)