Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I've definately found better places in Las Vegas and in MGM for that matter. This place only really won our choice of destination because the line at Studio 54 was too long. I'm not for the smoking in Bars (heck I'm spoiled in CA and I love that) especially when the place is small and there's little relief. The music selection was decent but some of the mixes and transitions were definately lacking. The dance floor was way too small but I always have my booty shake to make room. The $10 cover for girls wasn't horrible (It's Las Vegas after all).I didn't buy a drink so I can't speak about that. The bathroom ...hmm I don't remember being turned off or disgusted so I guess it was ok.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I love shopping at Trader Joe's for the great prices and quality, clean stores and friendly staff. The Madison location is really nice. I shop here on Sundays which is when everyone else in town does their shopping, so sometimes they are out of certain items and the aisles are packed, but the prices are great and the employees are really nice and helpful. I always leave the store with something fun and new to try, and their wine selection and prices are great. There is a parking garage which is usually 90% full of bad drivers, and this location offers mostly pre-packaged fruit and veggies which is kind of annoying when you're shopping for one, but other than that, this store is great!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Not a fan! Greasy, cheap (not in a good way) Chinese food. Came here for lunch with a few co-workers. Ordered a lunch combo came with egg drop soup and crunch things (which we had to share). For the combo, I had mongolian beef, which came with fried rice and noodles (hence the name). I ate it because I was hungry, but it was completely unsatisfying. It was a waste of calories! The food overall just had a generic taste. Not worth coming back to. I'd rather go to Panda Express for greasy, Americanized Chinese food next time.