input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: ***This Sbarro's pizza-by-the-slice was bad (even by Las Vegas fast food standards)*** I love getting pizza by the slice, but this was awful. Pizza was just bad; it had really been sitting around for a long time (and it was kinda cold). Las Vegas food is overpriced so if you are looking for something cheap and quick, this may be an option (at least, it won't make you sick...probably).
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Hotel Theodore aka Mondrian aka JBar -- Whatever! Different spelling same shizzz. They didn't change the interior much from the last owners. Let's just say I wasn't too impress. It was a sure quiet night for a Friday night. I'm sure the hotel patrons slept well. I surely did! Another thing, if I wanted to salsa dance I think I will go to Pepins, not the Theodore. Granted they were playing for the crowd, but that ruined it for me. Aside from poor music choice, it's Scottsdale; what's a nightclub/bar without a douche or two. Oh they were there, but tad bit harder to find these days - are Affliction T-shirts out!!??
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Doesn't matter how good the may be, if you get bad service, the whole evening is ruined. This was a return visit, so we knew about the limited seating. The wait was a half an hour, not something I have patience for but since we were with friends, we stuck it out. After we were finally seated, it was 45 minutes before we were served our entrees and then we got one by itself and the rest of the table had to wait for theirs. It would be understandable if the whole restaurant was slow, but two other tables who came in after us were served before we were. Our server kept saying "I'm sorry for the wait" as her mantra. I'm sorry, too, for a very unpleasant experience.