IN: Some of life 's pleasures and joys come from the smallest things . Last week my sister had a garage sale and as we were tearing it down I seen there were some baby toys left that my Baylor would love . They were soft and did not have any hard plastic pieces .
Why did the narrator buy the toys ?

OUT: They were for a small child .

IN: This was the first day of school , I had a student get so worked up that she threw up on herself , I had criers all day ... it was an interesting day where I found myself trying to figure out what I was doing out here in Egypt . But I talked to the other seasoned teachers and they all had havoc so I guess it was n't all too bad then . Today was a lot better , only one crier but he eventually dried up his tears . But I already have a troublesome child whom I would love to just glue the seat of his pants to a chair ; he 's always wandering here and there , and always needing to change chairs .
What is my occupation ?

OUT: I am a kindergarten teacher at an elementary school .

IN: I want to be able to reach the floor with my palms resting on the ground when i bend over while standing up ! And another dream of mine is to be able to do a split . Hahahaa .
What may be the reason why they ca n't touch the floor ?

OUT:
They are n't flexible .