Problem: Last night I was running water in my bathtub when the spigot suddenly fell off into the tub . I 'll repeat , the spigot fell off into the tub . As a result , water started erupting from the now - exposed pipe on the side of the tub . I turned the water off as quickly as possible , but not before a puddle had formed on the floor .

where is the narrators bathtub ?
OPTIONS:
- in the kitchen
- in the bedroom
- in the living room
- None of the above choices .

A: None of the above choices .

Problem: Yesterday was one of those mindless days that I did n't really have to have any concern about . It was nice for a change . Jolene and Carlee had spent the night . Carlee and I went to Bell Tower at like 2 to meet up with Lars . We waited for Nolan then headed to Gulf Coast Town Center .

What state may I be currently living in ?
OPTIONS:
- Texas
- Florida
- None of the above choices .
- Alabama

A: Florida

Problem: My step - mother was very fond of disciplining using an electric cattle prod . I grew up in the 70 's , so partying with drugs was normal , though my favorite was dropping blotter acid directly into the eyes . Yeah , kind of stupid as I look back on it and ca n't say I would recommend any of that now , hopefully , I ' m a bit wiser with age ! lol And unfortunately , may have contributed to my extremely high tolerance for narcotics ( though my father had this also ) .

What would happen to the step - mother if she continued her behavior ?
OPTIONS:
- The step - mother would be gently reprimanded .
- The step - mother would be charged with a crime .
- The step - mother would be applauded .
- The step - mother would be seen as a good mother .

A:
The step - mother would be charged with a crime .