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Output: I stayed here for RollerCon 2011 and had a decent experience, but a couple big problems. Checkin was an absolute nightmare; it took over an hour for a line that wasn't really that long. Upon arrival, I discovered that I had accidentally booked a smoking room through Orbitz (even though I specified that I wanted a non-smoking room, I somehow chose an "upgraded" room in a tower that ONLY has smoking rooms...wtf). The girl who checked me in said that she could get me a non-smoking room in another tower, but that it would cost extra. I agreed only because I didn't want to spend a week in a room that reeked of cigarettes. Turns out, my new room came equipped with pillowtop mattresses and a mini fridge. I later wondered if I could have transferred to a room in another tower that didn't have all these bells and whistles and not have had to pay extra. Oh well... The pool is a LOT smaller than the other Vegas hotels I have been to. The Riv is also not very convenient to other places on the strip. It IS, however, located very close to a Walgreen's where you can stock up on goodies for your mini fridge. The layout of the hotel is awful and it's hard to find anything -- but I suspect most Vegas hotels are arranged like this so that you find yourself getting lost in the massive casino. At one point, the girl who I was sharing the hotel room with called down to the front desk to ask about using the safe that came in our room. She was on hold for 20 minutes and was transferred twice just to ask this simple question. The accommodations are fine, but they will upcharge you for everything and the customer service blows. I would recommend finding lodging elsewhere on the strip.

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Output: HORRIBLE. Is not funny. Can not carry a show. Theater was 60% empty. Redundant. Dont make the mistake i made, and presume he will be good and purchase tickets. Do your own research. We walked out 45 mins in. The cover band that warmed up the crowd was far more entertaining. Either MGM-Mirage files for Chapter 13 and rips up this contract. or they buy him out. But mark my words, he wont last. Save your money. Dont burn your time in Vegas.

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Output: This is a great pool/beach. Many other pools in Vegas look very alike and some are just boring. This one isn't. The sand and the wave pool almost make it feel like a real beach. The lazy river is nice and relaxing. The downside to it is that there are too many kids in it and they kept hitting me with the tubes they had around them. I like the fact that they have lockers you can rent. Although I was staying at the hotel, I'd rather not leave my phone and wallet in the room. I didn't rent the locker but I think I will next time.

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WHEW Sweet Baby Jesus!! The food here was amazing!! I wont lie after eating at the one in The Plaza I was a little turned off by their food. However after some convincing I am glad I made this trip! I got the Andy's Fried Chicken Benedict... MOUTH WATERING!! The mashed potatoes were amazing, The biscuits soft, the chicken juicy and crispy!! Just amazing!!