input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Someone once told me this was the biggest grossing Tesco for its size in all of the UK. It certainly is damn busy. Although visit it now and imagine it being twice as busy because before they built the other Tesco down the road this was positively bursting with zombie drones out to pick up their daily ready meal. So despite the fact there were several little local grocers and a Scotmid opposite it, it actually took another Tesco to deal with the crowds. Quite sad really. But I will admit I have shopped at this Tesco Metro. I give into its convenience. I'm a hypocrite. Because I know in my heart of hearts, each and every Tesco is that is constructed is another pillar in the dark Sigil that will one day awaken the demon lord of consumption (if you view the layout of Tesco buildings from a birds eye view, you'll see they make an image of a burning upside down pentagram- true fact). I have to support all these local protest groups that have emerged, attempting to stop Tesco coming to their small towns and villages, knowing it will be the beginning of the end for local grocers, and a unique high street. Yet even still I find myself drawn in by the convenience, pushing to the back of my mind all the things I know about Tesco environmental damage, aggressive pursuit of critics abroad, allegations of bribery. I guess that's corporate propaganda for you! Every little helps! As Tesco go this one is alright to below average, in terms of items stocked. My only real reason for coming here now is really for organic dairy and tasty tasty homous- all other basics can be obtained for better or cheaper across the road or in Farmfoods or Lidl. I always found the fruit and veg section to be particularly bad. They do offer a range of ready meals, frozen meals, lunch meals and meal deals, if convenient crap is your sort of thing. Overall a mediocrecTescos. Who would have thought such homogeneous corporate giants could produce such variation! I suppose we've shopped in enough to notice these subtle differences.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: We loved this place. I had the shipwreck burger and my wife had the margherita pizza. Both were great. Seriously one of the best burgers I have ever had. The staff was friendly and helpful.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I was not a huge fan of this place. First of all, I realize it's an old establishment, but the neighborhood around it is not the best. I went on a couple of friends' advice that it was the best steakhouse in Vegas. It is not. A friend of mine and I ate in there not terribly long ago. I had a filet, a salad, and a glass of wine. He had a ribeye, a salad, and a beer, and we split a baked potato. And it was about $225. It might be old school Vegas, but they charge some really new school prices. The servers were curt and not very friendly. We had to ask for water refills. That should never happen in any restaurant, let alone one you're paying a house note to eat at. They weren't busy, so there was really no excuse. I've had much better steaks at Gordon Ramsay, Carnevino, Hugo's Cellar, Capital Grille, Vic & Anthony's, and others. So, unless someone else is buying, I will not be going back here. It was not worth the hefty, hefty price tag. And despite their lack of business, the parking is terrible.