Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I live in LA and come to Vegas quite a bit for both personal and business reasons. I'm not your regular tourist and i don't go for the over priced hotels like the Wynn or the Venetian. Most of the time I stay at The Orleans. Those of you familiar with The Orleans know it is not pretentious, but has some great amenities that are free or affordable. This time I planned a last minute trip and The Orleans was sold out. So Expedia had a great rate for The Hilton or LVH as they are now calling themselves. I got 2 nights (weekdays) for $150 including the resort fee. I hate resort fees. But anyway.... I checked in on a Monday night. Check in way easy and so was finding my room. Unfortunately when I got to my room there were several problems: a broken phone, a clogged sink, and a non working safe. And I have to add it was a very odd looking room with a good deal of unused space. I called down to the operator (there is no front desk) button. I was bounced around from the operator to the front desk a few times as no one at the front desk was picking up. Once someone did pick up I was put on hold for quite some time. Finally when someone answered they told me to come down to the front desk and they would switch my room. The switch was done easily and the room was nicer in general (east tower). But the safe in my new room didn't work either. I called down to the front desk and they asked me if they should send someone up. Stupid question and of course I said yes. It took about 30?minutes but 2 polite maintenance workers came up. They fixed it easily. It seems as the previous occupant was a comedian and decided to lock a water bottle in the safe before he left. That was he end of the night. Today I strayed off by looking for the buffet. Although the hotel book in my room said it was open for breakfast it wAs not. So I left the hotel and went about my day. When I returned I laid out at their pool. The pool area is really nice and I consider it the highlight of the hotel. I will try to enjoy this again in the morning before I head back to LA. Now the day is over and I tried to get some water from the vending machine. I had to go to 3 different floors until I found one that worked. I won't say I won't ever stay here again. But it isn't my first choice, second choice or even third. If I ever need a room last minute and all my other choices are unavailable or priced to high I would consider it.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First off, I must say that this review is specifically for this particular Yardhouse. I also want to add that I am a big fan of Yardhouse in Town Square but definitely not this one! I am writing this review after the third visit and third strike against this place. Drove all the way across town to meet some friends and showed up at 5pm for Happy Hour. At this time, we were told that it would be a 15-20 min wait. One hour later we were very frustrated and still waiting to get a table! We had a 2 y/o with us which made the wait even worse. I have never been to a restaurant in town at 5pm and had to wait an hr to get a table and I feel this is unacceptable at this time especially when there are tables sitting empty inside! They finally call our name and we are seated. Our waitress comes up and we immediately see that she is a scatterbrain (says a quick hello and apologizes saying she will be right back?) Ask to see a manager immediately to see if we can do anything about missing happy hr. Manager comes over and is a decent enough guy who says any drinks and appetizers will be at happy hr pricing but doesn't have a reason why it took an hr to be seated? Order drinks and it literally took 3 tries with our waitress to get our drink order right. When she finally did, it took another 20 mins to get a pint of beer??? This continued through our meal and needless to say, we were all upset and unimpressed! The food all arrived cold and unappealling as well. This very poor service/waitstaff has been experienced all three times at this location and I will not be coming back. The friends we were with go there about 3 times a week and also said they will not be returning here. Loser here in my book that needs to really get their act together!

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Dayum Central Coffee Company, how do you make your iced coffee and your vegan and/or gluten free treats so good? Some days I want to be nice and pick up a whole quiche to take to work for my coworkers, but let's be honest - quiche that good won't last my 30-minute commute!