input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: We all have Cox because it is the only cable provider in the valley and I'm tired of it. CenturyLink only offers abysmal internet speeds, the highest of which is still slower than the slowest Cox can offer. While this may seem like a win for Cox, it is still a loss for the consumer. Cox's monopoly over the valley's internet means that they can charge whatever the hell they feel like charging you and also tack hidden fees on your next bill. When I lived in Los Angeles, I had Time Warner, in which I was paying less for faster speeds, with UNLIMITED bandwidth up or down, and it was reliable to say the least. Excellent customer service and product. Google is charging only $70 for 1GB of bandwidth, granted it is only in select cities, and a very expensive on their part. Hopefully they roll out Google fiber optic into Phoenix, because it really needs new competition out here. If you don't know much about internet speeds, you are paying $70 for Cox PREMIER @ up to 50MB vs Google Fiber Optic same price, for 1000MB. I don't even think the average person needs over 50 or 150MB/s speeds, but we don't want to be giving up our first born child just so my computer can watch a 2 minute video at 1080p. The sad part is, no matter how many reviews go on this, they are still the only place we can go, and it won't make a difference anyway.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: We had the all-you-can eat experience, and it was a complete waste of money. At a steep $45 a person, DO NOT waste your money here! We love Espetus in the Bay Area, and this was nothing like it. The only things we liked were: 1) Bacon Wrapped Turkey 2) Sirloin And they honestly were not amazing... just better than the other options. The meal started out slow, where we had to wait about 20 minutes to get the starting salad (iceburg lettuce with some beets). The sides were also subpar, just tiny bowls of plantains, beans, rice, and stir-fried green beans/carrots. What really annoyed me was that the first skewer of "meats" to come around were garlic bread and chicken legs. Really?! My husband was so hungry that he tried one of each, which I guess is Samba's strategy. They were both kind of gross. The other meats were okay, but for the price I expected a lot better quality of meat. Finally, the dessert comes, and I was hoping that it would save the meal. But sadly they were literally little shot glasses of flavored pudding... A big disappointment! So if you are dining at the Mirage, do not make the same mistake we did! Eat at the Cravings buffet instead!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Ohhhh myyyy goshhhh I LOVED this place! =) So my friend wanted to go to dinner one lovely evening. I found this place on Yelp and it sounded really good. For the entree I ordered the Baked Artisan Goat Cheese Crepes. This thing was freaking amazinggggg... So good! It came with spinach, herb grilled wild mushrooms, roasted bell pepper sauce, and watercress salad. The special sauce that was on it was really good as well. For drinks, you HAVE to get the Bunny Slope. I saw a picture of it on Yelp and just had to try it. It comes with Vodka, Strawberry Cream Infusion, White Chocolate Liqueur. You wouldn't think it was that strong since it's on the thicker side but it was! So dam yummy! Not only was the food amazing but the service was spectacular. This place has only been open for a little over a year but I really enjoyed it. My only recommendation is maybe they need a little more decor in the place. The walls felt a little bit of plain jane. I will DEFINITELY be coming back for dinner, AND they have a happy hour that they will most likely see me at in the near future. =)