Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Got a fix it ticket for a brake light that is out. Was told all I had to do was fix it, find an officer to see I had fixed it, then fax a form to the courthouse. I informed him I was leaving town in two days and he told me I should do it before I left so I didn't get a fine. 25 min. So I went and got it fixed. 20 min. Drove about looking for an officer and finally had to go downtown to metro. 40 min. That officer informed me that I should go to the courthouse since I was headed out of town. So I did. Took a number, paid to park. 22 min. Lady at the window telling me that it takes 6 weeks to process the ticket, so there was no point it doing it today. 2 min. Does no one know what is going on?! You are writing tickets, be aware of the right info and pass it on! I pay your salary!! You wasted my day and my money!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Try the gazpacho. I never had it before and was reluctant to try cold soup; but I was not disappointed. Cold soup in the Arizona summer was perfect. I usually like to get the Greek salad. The food is always fresh and tasty and the staff is very friendly. I like to go there when I feel like eating healthy.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Good food, served quickly and accurately and fast to boot. We love going here and I really enjoy it every single time. The only reason I drop one star is that it lacks any sort of options that might even be considered okay for you. The food while delicious is pretty bad for you. If you're counting calories head elsewhere. Looking for a great way to cheat and get your pants sized worth? You can do worse than here. Prices are also very reasonable.