question: Oy . It 's been a long week :P I ' ve been working my tail off and trying to keep everything running smoothly around here . It 's not easy and it 's an endless task , but I just keep thinking ONLY A FEW MONTHS until my mom takes the kids to Illinois for FOUR WEEKS ! WOOHOO !
Q: Why is the narrator staying positive amid a heavy workload ?

answer: They are going on vacation soon .

question: Now , you have to understand something ... It is one thing to lock your keys in the car ... it is another thing to lock your keys in the car at the gas station . Who even locks their car at the gas station anyway ? If you do n't have kids in the car to protect , or you 're not leaving your car to go inside , why would you bother locking it ? Beats me .
Q: How would the narrator judge the person they are talking to ?

answer: They would deem them forgetful .

question: He came up to me and , I kid you not , said , " Oh , I 'd appreciate it if you did n't tell the cops about this . " I looked him right in the eye and said , " What the hell were you thinking ? " He gave me a song and dance about how he was coming off Hook Road , and tried to cut down the access road , and the car was hard to steer , etc .
Q: What may happen before he asks me not to tell on him to the cops ?

answer:
He was driving recklessly .