Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: If I could give this store a zero for customer service, I would. We have been Safeway Club card members in California and Hawaii since they started the program. We were happy to be able to use it at our now local Von's when we first moved here. But we found we were using it less and less because their flowers wilted in a day, their instore bread is tasteless, their deli meats are not Boar's Head, and their produce is always a little wilted. But we were always roped into their "special" discounts -- spend $300 in a certain period and get a certificate for 10% to use in the next month. A good deal! Until they changed their program. Yes, you still have to spend $300 but no more certificates. Instead you get a discount on your VERY NEXT PURCHASE, even it is a dollar candy bar. This caused us to spend our $300, but not shop in this store for three weeks, waiting for a huge purchase for a pool party we were having. But what did we find? NO DISCOUNT. NONE. The manager was snotty and unhelpful -- "Ah, call the 800 number. It's all in the computer. There is nothing I can do about it." Well, yes, actually there is something you can do, jerk. YOU can call the 800 number. He did. He gave us $20 and promised that ALL of our purchases for the next 90 days would be 10% off. So we went today (not very hopefully) and guess what? NO DISCOUNT. And again with the attitutude, "Yeah, I remember you. No there is nothing that I am going to do." And there is nothing that we can do either except to tell everyone to AVOID this store. Boycott Safeway/Von's in general until they hire MANAGERS with real authority to fix problems and not just chat up the lady behind the dry cleaning counter.
Q: positive

A: Great atmosphere, patio and service. Delicious bread and lunch menu. Our party of 4 loved every item we ordered. One of the best S/W inspired restaurants in the entire valley. Far better than most valley S/W/Mexican restaurants and well worth the drive.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Good food and nice service
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: My friend and I stayed at the Holiday Inn during a conference at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in May 2014, and we were not satisfied with our stay. The hotel was definitely not clean by our standards. There were big, creamy, white stains on the carpet in the lobby and in the hall. There were layers of dust on the headboards of the beds in our room, and there were long, black marks on the "white" towel that was supposed to serve as the bathmat. At one point, it looked as if a box of cereal had been trampled by the elevator. A cleaning person with a cart that had a vacuum was nearby, but she did not clean up the mess right away. The noise in the hotel was like nothing I had ever experienced. On our first night, we could hear people in the next room chanting. During the days, the cleaning people sang at the top of their lungs while they were cleaning nearby rooms, and they gathered with a male friend in our hall where they laughed loudly as well. The other guests in the hotel were also outrageously loud. On Friday, kids were running and yelling in the halls at 10:00 PM, 10:30 PM, and 11:00 PM as if they were some sort of bell tower set to go off every half hour. On Sunday morning long before the check out time, there were members of a youth baseball team playing a game with a tennis ball in our hallway. They were yelling and throwing the ball against the walls and doors of the rooms. A cleaning person in the hall didn't even try to stop them. I, the guest, had to intervene. We complained about our stay when we checked out, and the hotel compensated us for one night. I filled out a survey and wrote a letter of complaint when I returned home, and though the hotel did not offer any additional compensation, it did promise to address the items on my long list of complaints. We didn't expect a 4 or 5-star hotel, but I'm quite surprised that we had such a dissatisfying experience at a hotel in this national chain.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The only reason that I am giving this restaurant 2 stars is for the atmosphere, location, and idea. This is one of those places that survive solely on sight. The restaurant itself is very nice and located right next to the park. I love love love the porch theme and atmosphere, except it can be noisy. Now the food on the other has a lot to be desired. Eat 'n Park needs to evaluate what type of food that the offerings should be here. They can not continue to venture into other 'types' of dining while continuing to do the same old foods. Just because it has a fancy name is isn't fancy. I had the Grilled Farm Bread Sandwich (Fried Egg, house-cured pork belly, Vermont Cheddar, & Crispy Taters), this basically equated to a bacon scrambler with over easy eggs, cheddar cheese, on Italian Bread which is something like $6.99 at eat 'n park compared to $9.00 here. That is not upscale--a nice plate, with a nicer atmosphere has to have better food. My wife had the RUSTIC BREAD SALAD (Grilled Sourdough Bread, Cherry Tomatoes, Fresh Mozzarella, Frisee, Radicchio, Housemade Coppa, Basil Pesto) the bread was burnt leaving an aftertaste, and the basil pesto sauce was awful. For $11.00 I expect a lot more. Eat 'n Park got the decor, location, and atmosphere correct but they need to think outside the box when it comes to the food. We really wanted to like this place.
Q: negative

A:
Here is a copy of the email I sent the owner: Rob, I am taking a moment of my day to write to you to inform you of our experience last night in your bar which could be described as unethical and unimaginable. We were in there until about 10:30 or 11:00pm last night and went home to get more money because I make it a practice not to bring my bank card to a bar. We went home, had something to eat and walked back. We live at the Tempe Travel Trailer Villa right down the street and have been coming to your establishment off and on since the end of last May which I am sure you could care less about. There are reasons we are not more frequent which I may get to later. We came back in at 11:42pm (you can check your bar cameras) and we were asked by the bouncer if we were next door. It was late, we had some drinks in your bar earlier ($30 worth to be exact and we tipped the bartender about $10, so we're not scum) and were taken by surprise by this question and I said "yes" not realizing that he had meant Modern World. My partner had asked him "what do you mean next door?" Even though TTTV is not exactly next door it is less than a block from your "bar" and could be considered "in the neighborhood". We have patronized your bar to the tune of probably $500 regrettably since last May between us and friends that we had brought and while your bar could be considered a place to frequent on the way to something better we are close to it and don't have to drive. After this question was asked and we had told him, after the confusion was eliminated, we went home and came back he had promptly said "We don't allow that." I said you don't allow what? I can't go home and get more money and come back? He said "NO, get out, we don't allow that. You know what I am talking about?" What is this guy talking about? May I ask why patrons of Modern World are not allowed into your bar? Let me remind you that you own or manage a bar which doesn't exactly attract Christian folks ready to preach the gospel. You attract drunks, the homeless, broke college kids, and if your entertainment was any mark of what to expect it's no wonder why you're not busy. Every time we have been in there it's been dead and we've been there ranging from happy hour to Friday and Saturday nights. If someone is causing trouble in your bar, you boot them out. The key word here is causing. You don't assume that someone is going to start trouble ESPECIALLY when you don't know the facts and boot them out. We were in there before and have been there before and to prove it, no one on your staff knows us by name which means we're not on their radar or they're not friendly and care not to know their customers. I was completely offended by that asshole assuming we came from Modern World which in my opinion is not a problem. I didn't know you were in a position to be able to afford to kick folks out which happens every time we're in there. At one time the bartender told a guy last month he wasn't going to be served because he had already had some drinks. She told him to come in sober and SHE would get him "fucked up" which to me means no difference. If someone leaves your establishment and gets into trouble drunk it's not any different than someone coming in with some drinks under their belt and leaving. People bar hop. I have read reviews and have heard testimony from our neighbors at TTTV and they all say the same thing, you guys are quick to throw people out rather than accept the challenges that come with running a bar. We are now going to Starters and they have better drink deals and food. I'm an average guy with no title but "customer" and I expect to be treated like one when entering an establishment. I am 38 years old and have NEVER been kicked out of a bar because I know how to behave even intoxicated. Legally? You're drunk after one drink. Are you going to boot everyone after one drink? I later established that they were wanting to go home and were closing up shop. I think they were worried that we would stay until 2am (which I believe is posted, could be wrong) and we had no intention of it, especially after that. I did NOT tip the bartender after she served us last night (the last round, we tipped her before we left) as I felt that she could have told the guy to cool it off since she is the one in charge. He was so rude and after we told him we went home to get more money and we had cash in hand, he looked at us and rolled his eyes in the manner that we were lying. Bar closed at midnight. It would not let me cut the entire email because it was lengthy. I don't expect to hear back. I assume it's a prejudice bar and the staff really has a thing with who can come in and not. They're never busy. I wouldn't be so picky.