Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My wife and I met another couple for pizza and gelato on Saturday night. It was moderately busy when we arrived but we were seated quickly. The food was good except for the sausage pizza which was super greasy. After our meal we got gelato, but it took multiple attempts to order because they were out of half of the menu selections. I didn't mind that our bill was $80 for 4 small pizzas and 4 small cups of gelato, but I did mind being shooed out of our seats by a waiter who said that they had a private party coming and that we had to leave. I have never been treated like this before and we definitely will not be going back.
Q: positive

A: Id love to share with you my new go-to date night spot. It's filled with so much charm and romance we both were simply glowing with post dinner elation. The place, Vincent's Market Bistro is the scaled down version of the fine dining classic Vincent's of Camelback. It's funny that a place like this is so well hidden without even a hint of signage beyond a sandwich board on the street. Just look for the main Vincent's sign and follow it around back to the Market Bistro entrance, they're housed in the same building. Chef and owner Vincent Guerithault keeps the menu decidedly French with hints of Southwestern flare that he's so famous for. You should look this guy up; he's got some accolades including a James Beard award under his belt. Does kudos translate to good cookery, you bet! For one of my favorites, be sure to look for the Curly Endive Salad ($9) with mustard dressing, bacon, and a poached egg. I saw it, I ordered it, I swooned over it. A well balanced ratio of salty, sweet and sour then fresh cracked pepper completes the equation. Pizza offerings are done well with a tender pale crust that seemed more akin to pastry then to your typical chewy crispy offering. Tarte Flambee ($8) was topped with a light cream sauce, bacon, onion and thyme. Another pork laden pizza was the Caprese ($8) topped with pesto, arugula, mozzarella and prosciutto. I just wished that the greens were put on after cooking instead of before. For dinner you'll find classics including the cooked in its own fat Crispy Duck Confit ($16) with lentils and bacon, sensing a porky theme here? The tender mallard leg was succulent and intense in flavor while the lentils performed well by countering the richness of the meat. For something a little bit lighter, I use that word loosely, order up the Coq au Vin ($10). Red wine braised chicken served atop gratin potatoes were hearty and comforting. Vincent's Market Bistro also offers a $20, 3 course Prix Fixe menu. On my last visit delights were abound with the likes of creamy Butternut Squash Ravioli, Rainbow Trout and a scrumptiously sour Lemon Tart. This has to be one of the best deals in town that I know of. I mean really, food from a James Beard award winning chef at these prices is unheard of. Great food, good prices and excellent service all set in a romantic atmosphere, well; there is one caveat, the hours. Vincent's Market Bistro closes at 8pm, so plan on eating early. We arrived around 6pm on a Saturday night and by 7pm the place was completely filled. Be sure to check their website for times including breakfast, brunch and lunch.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This has to be the worst Mexican food in Las Vegas!!! I ordered the Chimichanga with Chili Colorado. It was 95% canned refried beans and 5% meat. It was topped with 1 black olive and a gigantic glob of sour cream, making it a soggy mess. The chips were like styrofoam, and the salsa tasted like something from the generic section of Walmart. The best part of the meal was the ice water. The slop they serve at Taco Bell and Robertos is far superior to this place. Other reviews talk about the Margaritas- if I had had enough of these, I might not care about the food here. The only positive was the waitress, who was very nice and attentive.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Great pizza, I really love the sweeter sauce and sausage. The Caesar salad was not the great. Prices are just a little too high.
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output: Where do I start. It was a friend's 30th birthday so we wanted to go somewhere and light up a cigar to celebrate. Given Cutters is one of the few (if not only) indoor cigar smoking bars/options, your hands are kind of tied if you like cigars. I called (at 11pm) before going and was told last call was at 12:30 and the bar closes at 1am. At midnight, the waitress comes around for last call. When I ask what happened to 12:30 for last call, she says that the food and beverage director wants to shut down early - no other reason for the early closing. 20 minutes later, a waitress comes over while we are finishing our cigar and drinks and says, "Alright guys, you have to leave now" and opens the door. If this is customer service, I'd hate to see what customer disservice looks like. I guess paying $15 worth of cutting fees for the cigars we brought with us and purchasing several drinks was not enough to buy good customer service. We were clearly unhappy about the way we were being treated but left anyway. On the way out, the waitress holding the door makes unnecessary comments about our slowness in leaving the bar at 12:20 (which should be open until 1am). The waitress and the food and beverage director proceed to follow us out of the hotel, ask if we were staying there and threatened to have us kicked off the property. The sad part is we had not spoken with the food and beverage director up until this point so instead of inquiring about our displeasure and what happened, he immediately jumps to conclusions. Needless to say, Marriott Charlotte City Center and Marriott's Corporate Customer Service center will be receiving letters regarding this incident and the customer service of its staff. I personally hope Cutters gets what it deserves and closes up. It gives Charlotte entertainment options a bad name and the customer service was the worst I've experienced in a long time. Cutters does not have to worry about my patronage going forward and Marriott should be ashamed to have such poor customer service associated with its brand.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
great place to catch a show or some improv. as for me, it's one of the location they use for the just for laughs fest and the venue is simply perfect. its small, cozy, you're up close and personal with comedians. the folding chairs do suck though and the bathroom/stalls.. had a hard time locking it down, must be me.. they do sell beer which adds to the relax vibe of the place. and of course, great staff. always help!