Camille and I got dressed up , drove into the city , had a lovely dinner with Lee - Anne , picked up the poetry I am to read at Kevin and Lee - Anne 's wedding ... sat in a park for 15 minutes watching the Rideau River slide by ... getting up the energy and courage to go to the Golden Cherry awards . We accidentally drove to Gatineau and back . Found the venue ... got out of the car ... walked up the steps ... considered the prospect of listening to loud music , and sitting in church pews for four hours and turned around and went home . Oooh I ' m getting old . Or perhaps pregnancy is affecting my mental state .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are reading poetry at a wedding .
- They are currently pregnant with a baby .
- Their friend Camille is currently pregnant .
Answer the following question: What may be a fact about the person ?

They are currently pregnant with a baby .

i decided that i hate being a girl.1 ) i hate the fact that because of hormones i ( and genes , i guess ) gain weight more than the average boy.2 ) i hate how bad i cramp during that time of the month . i am tempted to rip out my ovaries . i m nauseous and irritable.3 ) i hate how i have to do my hair and make up everyday to look the slightest bit presentable . like , why ca nt i jump out of the shower , throw on a flannel shirt , slip on a baseball cap and be ready?4 ) I WISH I HAD A PENIS TO PEE WITH .

OPTIONS:
- They like tempting clothing .
- They like simple clothing .
- None of the above choices .
- They like girly clothing .
Answer the following question: How would you describe the narrators preferred style ?

They like simple clothing .

It 's quite weird that my mom chose him though considering she has been adamant that we would never get another male cat . We changed his name . I was pulling for a name from Arrested Development like Bob Loblaw since my mom and I both love that show , but she chose Kirby after Kirby Puckett . Anyway , the poor guy is currently crying away in my mom 's sewing room until the other cats get used to the smell .

OPTIONS:
- The cat is new to the place .
- The cat is hungry .
- None of the above choices .
- The cat is sick .
Answer the following question: Why is the cat meowing so loudly and obnoxiously ?

The cat is new to the place .

" One day in the summer of 1971 , my parents held hands , closed their eyes and jumped out of their conventional marriage into something strange and new . I was 9 years old at the time , and we were camping at Betsy Lake in the High Uintas Wilderness with another family of five . We were halfway into the camping trip when the six of us kids realized our parents had mixed and matched : My father was in the tent with their mother , and their father was in the tent with my mother .

OPTIONS:
- Their parents went missing .
- Their parents hated one another .
- Betsy Lake was a dangerous place .
- Their parents were swingers .
Answer the following question: Why would the children be unnerved on the camping trip ?
Their parents were swingers .