Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Can you say disappointed? We purchased the Groupon for this place since we've been meaning to try it out. We arrived and the location is great. Overlooking the strip and plenty of patio space if it's cool out. We sat inside as it was pretty warm out and we ordered several different things to try. The buffalo chicken wings were quite delicious. I enjoyed them quite a bit, but everything else left quite a bit to be desired. We felt it necessary to order nachos since we figured they would be good in a place called Nacho Daddy's. This was unfortunately not the case. For $10.95 you'd think you'd get quite a few more than just a few chips strewn haphazardly on a platter with a small amount of melted cheese and dried out carne asada. See picture: http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=UYcmGbelzRa0Q6JqzLoguw&select=vvSCsR6z5ae2NEu_XkqxWQ. This was the epic fail of the night. Since we still had a bit more to spend on our Groupon, we decided to order a cheese steak to-go. This sandwich lacked completely in flavor. It was dry and the bread was hard. It just didn't cut it for me. Overall, I can see this place being nice for trivia, but since the food wasn't fantastic and it's not close to where I live, I don't see myself making a special trip out here without some sort of coupon or discount.
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A: Recently spent an evening with my wife & some friends at Isabella's Kitchen in Scottsdale's Grayhawk area. I'd never been before & Google mapped it before we went. It told us it was in Grayhawk's clubhouse - not so - It's directly across the street! Once we got there we sat outside on the expansive patio. They've got a view-deck too! The food was amazing, the pours were generous and we didn't want to leave. Next time we'll bring the kids, because they can actually run around outside!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I will not choose to go back to this place. I had a martini, it was ok, other people had the suishi, again they said it was 'ok.' Mostly the customer service here is AWFUL! Don't go in with a group, they force everyone at a table to be one 1 ticket. THEY WILL NOT SPLIT A TICKET! WILL NOT! I even talked to a manager and they refused to do this. I felt like I was imposing on them for bringing them business. Don't go here. There are plenty of good suishi places around that will actually appreciate you business. Don't do it.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Just an update: now I have seen Ka, and my opinion of Zumanity remains the same. I think I know why Zumanity doesn't stand out. It's not so difficult to find super-hawt performers. It's probably not so difficult to find amazing Cirque Du Soleil-type performers. But it's probably *VERY* difficult to find super-hawt performers of Cirque Du Soleil caliber, judging by the Zumanity performers.
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output: Love this place. Food grown on a local farm just tastes better than what's at the grocery store. The owners are super friendly and have always been ready to chat every time we come. Don't miss the Brandywine tomatoes- they're a desert hybrid that loves the heat. The only tomatoes that taste better than those grew in my backyard when I was a kid. Prices for produce are pretty good, considering they do all of the work themselves.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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DO NOT BOOK HERE! I paid with points for a bachelorette party and on the day of my arrival had a family emergency land me in the hospital, canceling my trip. When I called to alter the reservation so my friend could still keep the room without me there, I was told I had to call the obscure 3rd party agency that booked it. Mind you, this room is paid in full, under my name, and I'd already changed the room type and check-in time via phone with The Mirage earlier in the week, yet this nasty woman keeps cutting me off to insist NO CHANGES can be made through them directly. (Guess I imagined all that!) Finally, I get the 3rd party agency to call The Mirage and make the changes, only to have them come back and tell me it's actually been at the discretion of the hotel THE WHOLE TIME and they are simply refusing to update the name on the reservation because it's "against their policy", so I'll just have to cancel the room I already paid for and re-book it at a new rate, including a one-night cancellation fee. Are you kidding me!? After much argument and nearly three hours of back and forth phone calls, the hotel eventually relented, but I will never stay at this establishment again, and I will make it my personal mission to ensure that everyone I know avoids The Mirage moving forward.