Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Wait in line get a hot float to carry and wait in line more then go down a slide that doesn't get you wet. Or you can go in an overcrowded cold wave pool and strap your kid up with a life vest. The lazy river is nice and small with very little movement and has enough people in it so you never go without bumping into someone. But if that doesn't sell you then maybe you'll enjoy going to the kids area and having freezing cold water dumped on you while trying to get to the slides, I can't enjoy that last one because my kid won't go near the kid area because of all the ice water splashing on his head. There is nothing but space. Use it! The place needs to be twice as big and needs to fix the above things. I've been multiple times and I'm done. It's a terrible water park the way it's configured now

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Mr. Trump, you are a master of the deal. You described this place as close to the strip. It was close to the strip CLUBS. You described this place as five stars. I could barely get any service after five calls. Your Italian coffee tasted moldy, your resorts services were subpar and your lobbies smelled like Swisher, the bathroom cleaning service. Mr. Trump, you pitched me a Lexus and sold me a Toyota!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
So my excitment for my trip to Canada for a week of Sales training was quickly diminished when I checked into my room. I won't spend a whole lot of time on complaining about this place however let me just point out the top four things: A. If I had a dog I wouldn't let him stay here B. A coworker wouldn't unpack any of their clothes and slept in the bathtub for fear of bed bugs C. I shouldn't have had to call down to maid service multiple times a day every day I was there for them to clean my room. D. I would have rather opted to sleep outside...It may have been cleaner.