QUES: I have n't added anything here in awhile , so I decided I would post a little about what 's been going on with my bad self . I got promoted at work to Technical Services Manager and now I am in charge of almost all of the daily operations at my work and also have a huge hand in infrastructure planning . I guess all my network geekery is starting to pay off .

Question with options: Why is the narrator so excited at work ?
ANS: They just got a promotion .
QUES: It is the end of an era here on our road ... . I was driving yesterday morning to take Julie to the orthodontist when I noticed that Naked Mower Guy 's house has finally sold . Who is Naked Mower Guy you ask ?

Question with options: What has lead the speaker to decided that the sale of this mower means the end of an era ?
ANS: The man would always mow the lawn naked , and now that the mower is sold , this wo n't happen anymore
QUES: I was pulled over by the cops on the way to work this afternoon for RBT . And then the traffic on the F5 was borscht . I got to work 6 minutes late . So I was signed on late .

Question with options: How might I feel about this ?
ANS: Angry
QUES: I have a question about my hymen I ' m a virgin , but I ' m on " the pill " because of hormone imbalances . Because I ' m on " The pill " I had to have my first pap smear not too long ago .. The DR .

Question with options: Why is the narrator divulging such sensitive information ?
ANS:
The narrator needs critical medical information .