Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Dined here on Friday night 3/2/12. I was a little skeptical at first being that this place was in a shadier part of downtown Vegas. My hubby and I had a number of sushi rolls which were all very good and fresh too. What sticks out in my mind the most about this place however, were not the sushi rolls we ate, but the malasadas we ordered after dinner. OMFG! They were soooo insanely delicious!!! My hubby ordered the plain malasada and I ordered the custard filled malasada. So freaking good! It was worth going to a shady area just to eat. Best foodie find in a while. They were fresh, soft and warm. The custard was perfect, not too sweet or overpowering and very creamy. It was so good, it made it worth while cheating on my diet! The plain malasada was very tasty too, but the custard filled one was over the top. A little piece of heaven in your mouth I tell you! They also have chocolate and haupia filled malasadas too! I would definitely dine here again as they have a pretty large Hawaiian food menu too. They have very good prices for breakfast and lunch that I will for sure have to try the next time I am in Vegas. VERDICT: GO FOR THE CUSTARD FILLED MALASADAS! Your taste buds will thank me! :)

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I wanted to try this place to see why's theres a line out the door. I was told by the order take that it's always busy on Friday's . So I too stood in line for about 5 minutes placed an order for a char burger, no cheese and onion rings plus a coke. I waited another 7 -10 minutes and my "buzzer" went off indicating my order was ready. The young girl at the counter tried to give me cheese burger, french fries and a shake. I told her that was not my order and gave her my receipt she said "oh, oh okay, said something the the guys cooking and then wrapped up a burger and onion rings and off I go. A few minutes later I was home and ready to dig into my burger, only to find that I had a cheese burger with bacon and barbq sauce, tomato,mayo,pickle and UGG! I hate meat on meat!!!!!!! I took the burger apart to try to eat it and then to top it off, it's not done! still pink !!!!! Great, live and learn if you want a good burger, go to Culvers!! Best burger in town, fast friendly service. I tried to call to speak to the manager but the only number is the "order taking" department which is not in the building. Some annoying guy kept saying "just tell me what happened and I'll tell the manager to better serve you he can call you back" I left my number and it's been 3 hours and still no phone call. I realize now the reason the line is out the door is not because the burger is good or at the least the service is accurate but because they charge $2. 58 for a hamburger!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
A good option if you find yourself stuck mid strip with Pangs of Hunger. Wedged in between the new Bank nightclub and the elaborately ceilinged Fix restaurant is a lil' snackbar, mostly frequented by the poker players and sportsbook players around the corner. The key numbers are $4 for a big pile of awesome onion rings if you just need a little somethin somethin and $12 for a nice hefty Colorado beef burger if you're really hungry. The other key numbers are it closes at 11 Su-W, 12 Th F, and 1 Sat. So eat first then go do naughty things. Oh I saw Mike Tyson here last night. Big smile on his face. The guy's huge now, at least 250, he must be lovin those beef burgers five at a time.