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How to write a dear john letter
Decide whether you want to a) hurt the other person a lot, or b) cause them minimal pain.
That's it. You only get those two choices.

OUT: If you choose a), the letter is easy. Just list their bad points in as clever and witty a way as possible and make it clear you are rejecting them as a potential lover because you can do better.

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How to win a fight against a bully
Join the wrestling team.
Wrestling is great for fighting. It is probably the best way to fight in real life because you can avoid punching and kicking.

OUT: Both of these things can lead to fractures, breaks, blood, and a lot of pain for both you and your bully opponent. If you know how to wrestle, you can just get in close to the guy, lock him up, take him to the ground, and then put him in a hold.

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How to clean pet vomit from carpet
Use paper towels to remove as much of the vomit as possible.
Pick up the bulk of the vomit with a couple of dry, folded paper towels, but take care not to squash the vomit particles down into the carpet.
Clean the carpeted area with cold water.

OUT:
Fill a spray bottle with cold water, and spray down the carpeted area. Using a towel, start blotting and dabbing the vomit until the chunks and moisture are mostly gone.