input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Impeccably clean, modern and classy -- the word buffet needs to be disregarded by those who think of smudgy glass, dirty tables and sub-par food. The staff was amazingly attentive, super friendly and our server was joking with us and telling stories in her endearing pidgin English. I actually tipped her a full 20% which is something I'd not normally do at a buffet. The food was plentiful, well cooked and tasty. The best part of this place was the sushi bar. PHENOMENAL! There's no place else you can go and have all you can eat sushi for $10.98. Beverages are $1.49 with free refills. AND they have free WiFi for you business types! It's a little out of the way for us, but we will surely be back soon!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This bank is fucking awful. It's never open. WTH? It's 11am on a monday- BUSINESS NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW. Rude and stupid tellers, who seriously, some of them look like cretins. Not people from Crete, but inbred lummoxes. Some of them, the chicanas are not ugly. Constant and annoying upselling despite repeated requests from me to be left alone by each of them. No, I'm not opening a savings account so you can loan my money out and give me .01% interest compounded yearly for it. Banks exist merely so I can keep a debit account for online shopping. Derp. Who like KEEPS money in a bank? Jerks like the people at this branch, that's who.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Great location right off I77. Not far from airport. Starbucks across the street. Older Courtyard lobby. Due for a upgrade to the new concept. Which leads me to the breakfast. Nice and easy, but old style buffet. I don't want to go to the trough for breakfast. I would like something prepared for me. Save the buffet for the Fairfield Inn. Rooms need an upgrade too. The pillows felt like balls of nylon. Not to comfortable. Especially when they cater to the business traveler.