Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Ana is the best! Only person that ever touches my eyebrows.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: There wasn't one specific thing that made this buffet so horrible... It's just the accumulation of everything being less than average quality. There are plenty of options, but none of them were flavorful, hot, or worth filling up on. Some others have commented on the dessert section being worthwhile, but to us everything tasted unthawed and on the stale side. The Asian section had probably the best offerings but all were still fairly bland. The worst part is that when I was going to grab a slice from the pizza station, someone had placed the tongs directly on TOP of the pizza... So all the hand germs were in direct contact with the food! There were two workers right there who didn't think this was disgusting.. I would have discarded the slices. My husband and I both left with unsatisfied stomachs and looked forward to the second dinner we would have a few hours later at a much better establishment.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Ok, so if you are reading this review and are under the age of 30, just skip my review all together. This review is for mature adults who have children. Yes, I understand that this is Vegas, but unbeknownst to some, there are LOTS of activities and shows to take kids to and the great pool weather is a plus. My husband and I booked the MGM to stay with our 13 and 9 year old on our family vacation (my husband and I are in our early 30's so it's not like we're too old to have a good time either). I had read the reviews and only some mentioned families and those were mixed on whether or not to stay here with kids. So here is what I have to say about staying at the MGM with kids.....DON'T DO IT!!!! Stay somewhere else! The pool area is absolutely NOT a place to have kids. Drunk 20 something's everywhere, making out in the pool and lazy river. It was the most uncomfortable situation I have ever put my kids in. We immediately left the pool (now this was a Sunday late afternoon) and decided to try again first thing in the morning, cuz, you know, these drunk people should party all night and sleep in in the morning, right? Wrong. My family headed down to the pool around 9 the next morning and sure enough, the same situation, just not as many people. We then decided to switch hotels to the Excalibur which we had stayed at last year with our kids and had a great experience. Yes, you give up the nicer room (even with the upgraded rooms at the Excalibur, they don't compare to the MGM upgraded rooms) but we had a WAY better time and experience across the way. To review the room, it was very nice. We had a high floor view room and it was a very beautiful room. We loved the lighted mirror in the bathroom. The beds though, have this box frame that the beds sit in, and the corners stuck out and all of us kept running into the box with our shins. This was annoying, but the bed itself was very comfortable and slept great. I would say also that the tv stand that was also the dresser was very small as there were only 3 small drawers. If you are staying for a week this is a bit inconvenient because there was not enough room to unpack everything. Also, the tv stations did keep cutting out, don't know why, but it was annoying also. The property is huge, taking at least 15 minutes to walk to the front to get to the strip or even the pool. The food court was nice but still WAY more expensive than if you walk down to the next block and eat there. Even their McDonald's was ridiculously overpriced; $8 for a 10 piece chicken nugget meal. My husband and I visit Vegas (by ourselves) about 4 times a year and knowing what we know now, would probably not stay at the MGM again. The atmosphere and the crowd is just not our thing. We enjoy Treasure Island and the bars down that way. The rooms are great there too. And, just one last comment: I think it is sooooooo tacky that the MGM properties pay for people to write fake reveiws on ALL their properties on TripAdvisor.