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An example of an negative review: WORST RESTAURANT IN VEGAS! I went with some friends to Vegas this weekend, and after a night of fun we were looking for a place to get a good breakfast. Granted there were about 12 of us, but the restaurant was moderately empty when we arrived. We placed the orders no problem, things were going well. About half an hour later we start thinking, hmm, food coming anytime soon? Another 20 minutes later 2 or our 3 appetizers arrive... the other one got lost somewhere along the way... 20 MORE minutes later, with us starving by this time, the food arrives. 12 of us ordered. 4 of these were wrong. 1 meal didn't resemble anything anyone ordered. 3 more were wrong in some way- veggie instead of turkey burger, wrong sauce on top of something, etc. The other 8 (yes, seriously) were stone cold. When we complained to the manager, she was not only rude and condescending, but also incompetent! If you're looking for somewhere to go where the service and food will be so bad that they'll end up giving it to you free, then this is your place. Otherwise, avoid it like the plague.

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An example of an positive review: ***Sadly, I found out shortly after writing my review that the Green Mango is now CLOSED. I will have to satisfy my cravings at their Monroeville location!

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An example of an positive review: I've been a long-standing fan of Pisces and can't believe that I haven't written a review until now. Easily one of the best places to eat at The Met and happy to say that they have some of the better sushi in town for the price. Also, with the $14 all-you-can-eat sushi during the week, it's a solid joint for lunch, too. Recently came in for dinner with the Mrs and we enjoyed our time heartily. Tempura Veg - Stellar Cali Roll - Textbook Spicy Tuna Roll - Perfect Screaming "O" Roll - Not my favorite, but I had heard quite a bit about it and had to try it. There happened to be a minute amount of wasabi lurking somewhere within, so I wasn't too keen on the flavor. Other than that, great stuff. Cocktails - The Fresh Fruit Gin Fizz and Pocket Fours are both wonderful. Nothing fancy, just served in a pint glass with tons of freshness. Not too boozy either. I'd order both again in a heartbeat. The service was great as well. Our server was nice and to the point. Not too much nonsense or over-communication, which I appreciate. Pisces is a great choice for sushi and cocktails. Also, never had the chance to witness him in his element behind the bar, but I know Bob Peters slings a mighty fine beverage.

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An example of an positive review: I finally had the pleasure of visiting the Musical Instrument Museum last week and I was blown away by the state of the art technology, the space itself, the knowledgeable staff, and the overall experience. Interested in learning more about the Middle East? Africa? Asia? Latin America? Europe? Spend some time on the upper level of the MIM. Do you have more of a desire to play with instruments? Check out the Experience Gallery. And if you're mad over Mechanical Music, there's a designated section for you too... I admit, my visit was just a tease as I was kind of pressed for time, but I will be back to explore more! I did squeeze in a tour of the building and grounds, checked out the MIM Coffee Shop and Cafe, the Music Theater, and the MIM Museum Store. I even bought a few things at the store while I was there. (It happens to be an awesome place to find unique gifts). It sounds like there's an incredible lineup of all kinds of concerts coming soon to the theater, and the museum looks like a really cool place to host all kinds of events... My only advice? Learn from my mistake and give yourself at least a few hours when you visit the MIM.