Problem: I had the Mr. Ruben and it was delicious and the 1,000 tasted homemade. Wow, just wow!
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Problem: Okay girls and boys, we know by now that tanning ages your skin and no one wants to look like a dried up old prune when you're 30. But then again, who wants to look pasty white? The Organic Glow offers an alternative and what's more, the owner -- a delightful and, once she gets going, hysterical gal named Michele -- comes to you! She actually came to our office and set up camp in our lunch room. She comes in tow with a folding tent, an airbrush contraption and an all-natural, stink-free tanning formula. You can undress to your level of comfort (I would recommend an old bathing suit if you want tan lines) while Michele carefully sprays you down in the tent. Pretty cool. Michele's down-to-earth attitude also makes you feel at ease about the whole business of standing at attention while someone sprays bronzer onto your exposed bod. Michele's background is in makeup for photo shoots so she's used to this stuff. Her prices are decent but even cheaper if you have a friend along.
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Problem: 1 star for ice cream parlor. Everything else wasnt even mediocre. They ran out of clean plates and the clean plates werent even clean. I asked my boyfriend to grab me clean plate to a slice of the driest German chocolate cake ever and there was still pieces of left over food on the plate. The hour wait to eat on a Monday for lunch was a waste of time. It lacked variety and the serving area was completely, horrifying. 3 words sums it up, EH, YUCK, AND YUCKY!
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Problem: Can't comment on the shopping aspect here because I didn't do any of that. However, I had a lot of clothes I wanted to sell so I took them here. My friend told me that I probably wouldn't even get $10 because these places are so picky which was pretty discouraging. WRONG YOU WERE MY FRIEND! I made out with $145 bucks. CHA-CHING!!!!!!! You might as well just try taking your stuff here. The worst they can say is no and then you can just donate them which is probably better karma anyway.
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positive