Problem: so here 's a story.i need to get rid of that fucking turtle tank . decided i was going to clean it last night . i can be brave and move the turtles by myself , which was a feat , lemme tell ya . i used the net but the little fuckers would n't let go then stopped moving and i thought i suffocated them .

What will happen once the turtle tank is cleaned ?

A: The turtles will be placed back into the tank and they will have a clean place to live .

Problem: So Thursday I got the ultrasound and turns out I had a number of gall stones in my gallbladder and one was lodged in the opening that connects the gallbladder to the main duct that connects to the stomach . They took out my gallbladder . Surgery sucks . I have to stay out of school for at least a week and I get some nice pain killers ( percocet ) .

What is the reason for my gall bladder being removed ?

A: The opening that connects the gallbladder to the main duct was blocked and this is life threatening .

Problem: some of her X - girlfriends were shrinks and they would show up at the house and psychoanalyze me . one of her butch dyke friends said I was " Emotionally Retarded " . not really I said .

Why did my girlfriend 's relationships change ?

A:
Her friends would psycoanalyze and insult me .