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An example of an negative review: I guess I wasn't drunk enough food was horrible and service was fkn embarrassing it took so long just place the order and of course when we got it it was all wrong !!! Fuck this place

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An example of an negative review: I got the all-american breakfast with the sausage links. The hash browns were bland and not crispy, the eggs were a bit runny (I got scrambled), and the sausages were meh. It's like a really bad Denny's, but more expensive.

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An example of an positive review: Great popcorn place. Really awesome staff. Incredible with kids. I can't say enough about this place. The "Dilly Pickle" is fantastic. The Buffalo Hot is not too spicy, but has a good kick. I mix these two together and it's a great movie or football snack. I'm sad that 1 reviewer went off on the store, but these folks represent the BEST of local small business and should be supported as much as possible.

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An example of an negative review: If you're looking for a Chicago suburban banquet hall turned restaurant... This is your place! When you walk into a restaurant and the staff out numbers the patrons 2:1 you know there's a problem! They have a nice outdoor setup but if you don't go to dinner there quick, you may not get a chance to. I'm surprised they haven't closed their doors already and give this place only a few more months on life support. The food is moderately priced given the area but it's nothing to write home about. Their hummus is homemade and something you come to expect from traditional Mediterranean establishments. We ordered scallops which at some point may've tasted good. They were sauteed and seasoned on the outside but cold on the inside. I didn't think restaurants microwaved scallops... Maybe they do? The service was so-so and the only other table in the restaurant that was occupied was next to us and had their own waiter who neglected to serve them for over 15 minutes. All in all, this isn't what I would expect for the price, service or quality of food.