Question:
Today was a lazy day too ... we left in time to make it to the post office . They close at 2 pm on Saturday . We received 2 packages ... One was for me from a Catster friend . It was a long flowy shirt with cat appliques all over it .

How did the narrator feel about today ?
Answer:
It was an easy day .

Question:
I had to sleep that way , since there was no way to flatten it out again . I woke up at about 7:00 and there was still no power , so I went back to sleep until about 9:00 . Since there was STILL no power , I decided I 'd call Progress Energy .

What is NOT a consequence for this predicament
Answer:
Toilet wo n't work

Question:
I was having a restless night anyway , so my pajama bottoms were sliding down and getting all off kilter and tangled . I scooched my butt up to reposition my pants - and threw my back out . This incident is right up there with the time I slammed the car door on my head , and it trails only a tad behind the time I gave myself a bloody nose by pulling up my pants in a public bathroom . Probably the most memorable incident was when I was a young teenager , and I was returning an overflowing armful of books to the public library .

What is one thing we know about the narrator ?
Answer:
They have hurt themselves a lot .

Question:
On the way to work yesterday , I saw a crow land on the sidewalk with something in its beak . Immediately , another crow swooped down on him , and the two REALLY started going at it - claws , beaks , wings , cawing up a storm . The original crow ended up on its back and the whole flock descended on him , gouging and pecking at him . He struggled to get free , then finally flew off with a few crows in hot pursuit .

Why did the narrator stop on the street ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .