IN: So job interview was hysterical . First of all I put in the cover letter , " I worship at the altar of pig " or something along those lines . So of course , they are like .... " SO what does that entail ? " And I tell him about my food blog and my love of pig and he tells me about HIS pig blog ... cue embarrassed ( but not really ) laughter .
what happens after my embarrassed laughter ?

OUT: The recruiter with a similar blog becomes more interested in me as a worker

IN: After working several mentally - draining , physically arduous shifts during which I skipped both lunch and dinner , and made up the lack of calories with more than my fair share of champagne , beer and cider ( burp ) , I woke up this morning feeling on the verge of total collapse . I needed sustenance . I needed fat with a side of starch . I needed ... to go to the Borough market for melted raclette !
What may be the reason I skipped lunch and dinner at work ?

OUT: The project was difficult and I did n't want to stop in the middle of it .

IN: While my parents have been out of town , I have been feeding their cats . They told me to take any ripe tomatoes I could find , and I brought home several . I meant to make the tomato pie again , but have n't gotten the chance - and I 'll be busy the next 10 nights with the horse show . So tonight , I made salsa - the first time I think I ' ve ever done it with home - grown tomatoes .
Why did the person take so many ripe tomatoes from their parent 's house ?

OUT:
Because the parents were okay with it , and they figured that it was an appropriate amount