Teacher:Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Hell, if my ire at forced participation in the Social Security program is self-pity, then sign me up--particularly if that might somehow allow me to get out.
Student:
If my ire at forced part in the SS program is self-pity, then sign me up, if that somehow allows me to get out.