question: Well , I purchased a gold , white and silver metallic shiny halter top for the bachelorette party ( see previous post ) , spiked up my bangs , and put on some very heavy blue eyeshadow , and headed out to the party . When I arrived , I was a bit chagrined to see that a. only some of the women had dressed up , b. NONE of them were wearing any makeup at all , and c. Their shirts were either just sequined tops or mildly shiny regular clothes . For those of you who have seen Tropic Thunder , I would liken this to going full retard .

OPTIONS:
- Because I purchased a gold , white and silver metallic shiny halter top .
- None of the above choices .
- Because I put on some very heavy blue eyeshadow .
- Because I spiked up my bangs .
Q: Why was there a bachelorette party ?

answer: None of the above choices .
QUES: The PINnacle of The Weekend Most irritating of all was work . I brought my laptop home because the boss wanted me to work on something over the weekend . So I tried .

Question with options: How would the narrator be described by their work superiors ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator is a careless employee .
- The narrator is a lazy employee .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator is an aloof employee .
ANS: None of the above choices .
Problem: Last night about 3 am I was awakened by the sound of a growling cat on the floor next to the bed , and cat - patter going across the room . The growling sounded much like I ' ve heard from a cat in physical pain before , so I got up to check it out . One cat chased the other ( growling ) out of the room as I turned on the light .

Why was the narrator awake at such a rough hour ?
OPTIONS:
- Cat cuddling awoke them .
- Dogs awoke them .
- None of the above choices .
- Animals awoke them .

A: Animals awoke them .
Question:
At one time I had two cats who would hiss and spit and tear about when the other came near . It was quite an impressive show of conflict . When I moved into a small house the situation became even more unpleasant . I was awoken in the night by furious , exploding encounters .
Answer the following question: Why did living in a smaller house making the fighting cats more unpleasant ?
OPTIONS:
- Because the cats would bump into things because it was so small
- Because the smaller house made the noises echo more
- Because the cats disliked the house and complained even more
- Because things were small , the fights would take place near the speaker
Answer:
Because things were small , the fights would take place near the speaker
Question:
I learned yesterday that she drinks from the hose . Silly beast . I took some pics of her . None are very good but once I get the chord to hook my camera up to the laptop I 'll load them up .

Why did the narrator take a photo of the girl ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He found it humorous .
- He found it a serious issue .
- He found it relevant to the investigation into the hose .
Answer:
He found it humorous .
Question:
Last night was good . It was interesting because Diana texted me at about 6:30 saying " Dinner is almost ready ! " Although I thought she was n't getting home until 7:30 ( Metro PCS sucks and sometimes I do n't get her messages ) , but how adorable is that ?
Answer the following question: Who is Diana to the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- Diana is the narrator 's wife who prepares their dinner .
- Diana is the narrator 's mother who prepares their dinner .
- Diana was his adorable neighbor who he was taking out to dinner .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
Diana is the narrator 's wife who prepares their dinner .