Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
A man in a workshop shows his supplies and adds wax to a ski. The man then

Ex Output:
peels the canvas tire over the nail and puts wax all over the ski.

Ex Input:
The troll swings the club and smashes it along the row of cubicles. The flimsy partitions

Ex Output:
get back in a roaring projector.

Ex Input:
In the auditorium, someone watches the performance, apparently spellbound. People

Ex Output:
, someone is flowing in a beautiful dress, leaning over someone with a pendant brolly at her neck.