Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Terrible terrible terrible. Delivery has taken over an hour the last three times we have ordered from them and we are not even 1/2 a mile away. On top of that our order is wrong every single time. One time they said they ran out of bread and it took the delivery driver over an hour to go down the street and get more (this according to their driver) The most recent time it was because "the manager chris is incompetent" according to their employees. Nice and dysfunctional. At the very least follow through on the company business model of "freaky fast deliveries" but they're not even able to get that right. This location is garbage, stay away.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First of all, let me just say that this place has DELICIOUS cupcakes. Madison Sweets offers some of the tastiest cupcakes in all of Madison, and they always have a great assortment of flavors on a daily basis. However, the reason that I am giving this place such a low rating has to do with the low level of professional quality that I have observed on a number of occasions. I have witnessed the owner of Madison Sweets slandering the names of local bakeries in front of customers during several visits. The owner of Madison Sweets consistently offers negative comments about Kilwin's and Gigi's Cupcakes, and he tells customers that these two local sweet shops are overpriced and use fake ingredients. During my last visit to Madison Sweets, I was about to purchase a box of cupcakes when I overheard the owner telling two customers about the overpriced and low quality fudge at Kilwin's. I turned around and walked out of the store. I don't think that kind of behavior is acceptable in the workplace, and I refuse to give my business to a man who, albeit makes fantastic cupcakes, endorses slandering local businesses. I found him to be unprofessional, rude, and slimy. I won't be giving Madison Sweets any more of my business because of the owner's inexcusable and unacceptable behavior.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Irish nachos are fabulous at McMullen's as is the rest of the menu. Staff is fun and friendly too. Great pub.