Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Him: Snowbear too fun? Her: Lighter and peanuts. Him: Youth habanero root pine? Her: Ya. Wobbly sue? Him: Ya. I'm pretty sure I overheard this conversation last night at Cream. And by overheard, I mean I couldn't really hear it at all, even though it happened 6 inches from my head. This brings up three questions: 1) Why was a conversation six inches from my head? 2) How am I not sure what I heard? 3) What does it mean? In order, here are my responses: 1) This place is small. At this point, there's not much they can do about it so you just have to know that when more than a few dozen people get in to the place, it's gonna be tight and you're going to press the flesh. Not my favorite feeling, but if you're into it then welcome home. 2) This place is loud. Painfully loud. Screechy, thumpy, no-longer-enjoyable loud. Tiny space with speakers for a large hall. Don't even think about trying to have a conversation, ask someone their name, or report a fire. And just pray the bartender gets your order right. 3) I've ran the convo through my mind a few times and this is what I've got: Him: So where you from? Her: Right here in Phoenix. Him: You having a good time? Her: Ya. What about you? Him: Ya. So very not my scene, but if you spend more time tanning and at the gym every week then you've ever spent reading a newspaper in your life, you'll be right at home at Cream. Bring your pal Ed Hardy but don't expect much conversation. You: Mime a whoosh tag!
Q: negative

A: Extremely disappointed in the M. After being positioned as one of the best locals pools and casinos, they are charging $20 to get in. With an empty pool and unhappy locals, this seems like a bad policy.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: There isn't really much to say about this place because I didn't enjoy it that much...but I don't really enjoy any buffets outside of vegas and for the price you paid I guess you get that 2 stars. Regardless...you wait in a long line(I'm assuming due to it's cheap price) and you can get a drink...I prefer you not to get a drink because you don't even get to refill it yourself and it's like 1.99 which is alright but flagging down your "waiter/waitress"just to get you another drink is kinda missing the point of Buffet? Anyway I'm not entirely sure on the drinks price but I think my friend paid around $11 for his lunch and soft drink so sounds about right. Regardless I don't find any of the dishes memorable as they all tasted either too bland or too salty. I honestly don't know if i can really complain about it cause you shouldn't expect much but yea. The memorable part for me is that dessert you get to have cookies and cream, pecan, and 2 other flavors of ice cream and it's unlimited so that's something to look forward to even though it's not the best ice cream you'll ever taste but it certainly beats having only vanilla and chocolate ice cream all the time. Anyway...my tastebud is spoiled so you can give it a try if you want but I don't see myself coming to this buffet any time soon.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: It only gets one star because yes there are decent things underneath it all. Yes its dirty and unsanitary, there was a cockroach in one of the bins! But the worst are the employees, never met more rude people in my life. The guy bringing out bins yelled at me after grabbing one item, and it was my first time so I didn't know you weren't allowed to grab until it was all out. He talked to the customers like they were dogs "NO! DON'T TOUCH" and the cashiers, talk about hormone driven teens worse than ever. We got into one line and the cashier told me I was allowed to go to the next cashier and the next cashier was making out with another employee at the register. And she tells us to go back to the other cashier and yells at the girl saying "can't you see I'm busy." She didn't even bag the items she just handed me the plastic bags. RUDE!
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output: I think I may be generous with the 2 stars.....we were served rancid olive oil (on asparagus), crispy paella (EVERY other time it has been cooked - not al dente), and Iberico ham that was kind of 'meh.' Very loud - hard to hear conversation at out 2 top. Server was lukewarm, clearly not thrilled to be there. My advice? If you need to drop some money quickly use a slot machine instead. We actually did and won a bunch of money! At Serrano's you wont win anything but hopefully will find a bite or two of actual 'AUTHENTIC' Spanish cuisine, which is better than we did.
Q: positive

A:
Scott and his staff do a great job of customer service. I have been buying my jewelry from them for over 10 years and have never been sold anything. They take the time to ask questions about my wife and her likes and dislikes and then match a gorgeous piece that she will love. I have never had a bad experience and their prices are very competitive. I high recommend them for any custom jewelry and for engagement rings. They have great prices and and can work with any budget.