question: So yeah it looks as though my crazy sister has me spending the night at Ohare airport on Memorial weekend . I ' m so not looking forward to that . I ' m dreading traveling day .

OPTIONS:
- Dallas
- Washington DC
- None of the above choices .
- Chicago
Q: Where may I be spending the night ?

answer: Chicago
QUES: Gold Hill Stout - I do n't have many notes on this one . The stout poured a dark brown and had a nose of coffee and chocolate . The reason why I liked it is it went down smooth and did n't have as much of a burnt coffee taste that in my opinion most stouts have .

Question with options: What may be the reason for them not having many notes on Gold Hill Stout ?
OPTIONS:
- The establishment is somewhere they 've been before .
- None of the above choices .
- The establishment was good but nothing happened to cause excitement .
- The establishment was filthy .
ANS: The establishment was good but nothing happened to cause excitement .
Problem: For a few classes we discussed the issue of plagiarism and all the ways schools are trying to catch and prevent plagiarism . From Turnitin.com to MLA style citations people are trying to decrease the amount of plagiarism that goes on to . I stumbled upon this news event earlier this spring when it occurred but I thought it fit quite perfect with our class topic .

What is the reason I was discussing plagiarism ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I teach it to show people how to do it well .
- I teach it because they pay me extra for copyright infringement .
- I teach an ethics class and it is appropriate .

A: I teach an ethics class and it is appropriate .
Question:
Lucky for me , I was in the Business Accounts line and it was shorter and a bit faster ( if a slug were to outrace a sloth . ) But while I was about to complain ( even if I did n't have to ) , I was stopped by the unusual atmosphere in the area . People were glued to the two huge screens situated in the middle of the bank . They were watching it intently .
Answer the following question: Why was the narrator able to get through the line much quicker than others ?
OPTIONS:
- They are royalty .
- They are a dignitary .
- They are disabled .
- They have a special account .
Answer:
They have a special account .
Question:
I hit Jamba Juice again , but got the Pomegranate Paradise instead . Perhaps not the wisest choice - my tummy was pissed off at me for several hours . 10 am - 11:30am : I went to the Patricia Wrede ( pronounced Reedy ) reading .

What is the reason my " tummy was pissed off at me for several hours " ?
OPTIONS:
- The Juice made me want to vomit .
- None of the above choices .
- My tummy was angry because I was n't wearing a shirt over it .
- My tummy is temperamental and has a mind of its own .
Answer:
The Juice made me want to vomit .
Question:
George Carlin was my inspiration to go into Stand Up and Improv . I never liked the " saying funny things " kind of stand up ( one liners , etc ) . But then I heard George Carlin --- who did n't say funny things , but * said things funny*.
Answer the following question: What type of comedy does the narrator like ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator likes dark comedy .
- The narrator likes prop comedy .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator likes kid 's comedy .
Answer:
The narrator likes dark comedy .