IN: Okay , no more cowboy pics ... how about cute little page boy pics ? All he needs is a good pair of suspenders : So , the little dude can stand on his own . How cool is that ?
Why is the narrator taking and sharing so many pictures with others ?

OUT: The narrator is a doting parent .

IN: So then it is the job of people on the other side to take the person around and show them stuff representative of their country . The guy from Serbia over here has had wings , a Primanti 's sandwich , Iron City Beer , Yuengling , etc . He was going to Niagara Falls this weekend . He went to Kennywood last weekend ( it appears nowhere else in the world can compete with our Amusement parks).So we had a happy hour with him .
Why was the person shown something representative of their country

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: I wake up hours before I am supposed to suppressing my sleeping once again . The thoughts in my head keep on shouting restlessly . Insomnia becomes my best friend .
How can " Insomnia be my best friend " ?

OUT:
I am ironically stating this , in fact I HATE insomnia .