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Output: We used to get pies here because they are close and convenient. They tend to skimp on toppings here though especially the veggies. I get mixed results every time. We usually get the specials and they are so so on toppings amount. Then I ordered a thin crust 2 topping with pepperoni and sliced sausage a few days ago and it was loaded and baked perfectly... Homerun! Best dominos pizza i have had in a long while. Then try again the next night with onions and mushrooms and they totally skimped on toppings. No consistency here. I would like to see consistent management and a little love put into the pies here and maybe they can win my business back. I'm over it for a while though Dominos. To many strike outs. Would like to see them step it up because this area is loaded with pizza joints and you have Metro Pizza across the street.

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Output: First of all: HOLY BATCAVE BATMAN! And not in a "gadget" sense, but in a "wade through crazy darkness and hope you survive" sense. The Swiss cheese fondue was... very Swiss. I'm not a fan of the harsh kind of fondue, so it wasn't for me. I wish they had more cheesy-fondue options and skip the fondue Chinois stuff (not very Swiss to begin with huh?). So more people would be able to enjoy a good cheese fondue. It's also kind of pricey for what it is, not extremely, but enough to mention. The rest of the menu varied from schnitzels (no zigeuner dammit!) to cajun chicken (lol wtf?). It's not the best Germanic restaurant ever, but it's ok I guess, if you really can't make it yourself or know other places. I'm going to continue my search for better and make my own schnitzels, currywurst, goulash and fondue until I find one.

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Output: This place was so bad, from the time we walked in, threw our breakfast, till the time we left. We walked in, busy and I expected that, didn't take our name down or how many in our party, forgot who was first and going where....it was so freakin hot. Waiter came over, he was really sweet and funny, but our food came out and it was a train wreck! My friend ordered crispy bacon and it came out soggy, my husbands egg Benedict came out and the biscuits were soggy so we asked for new ones and those were soggy too, his breakfast was so bad he didn't even want to finish it. I got the country fried steak breakfast and I enjoyed it up until my husband decided he wanted to eat the eggs, I don't like eggs, he was so excited and hungry to eat them, he got them all dressed up and ready to eat and then when he went to go take a bite there is a whole corner of a plastic cut off in the eggs. We ask for a manager and they came over and said that they had no idea where the plastic came from because all their stuff is organic and not packaged, which is bull crap, because when I walked in I could see the shelves with the cans in the back in the kitchen. And I find it disturbing that a manager would say that they have no idea where it came from instead of making us as guests feel comfortable. It was a bad experience, it was disgusting, we will never go back there.

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I honestly can't believe that anyone would give this place a 4 or (gasp!) 5 star rating! I work in NYC where wine bars are a dime a dozen and I have the luxury of checking many of them out so my expectations are admittedly high. However, there is no excuse for such poor service. This is not my first trip here...it's my 3rd and service is consistently POOR. Arrived mid day on a Sunday to meet 2 friends. Bar was empty sans a handful of people. Bartender was inattentive to start and had to flag her down each and every time. Almost appeared to be an inconvenience for her to wait on us. We ordered several small bites to share including the French cheese plate. When she dropped the plates off without a word we called her back and asked her to explain what cheeses were which. She clearly did not know and then proceeded to identify the cheeses (using the menu!) for the European cheese plate. Ummm....wrong cheese plate! She never checked back to see how our food was and after we asked twice for the check she literally "dropped" it on the bar in front if us. Now regarding the food...cheese plate small and disappointing...bread wasn't worth the chew. White bean dip was great and so was the gazpacho. I'll be back to D&D but not to the wine room!