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::Yawn:: Bring back the pirates, the Sirens suck. Treasure Island tried to go hip and edgy and just ends up like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber. "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" That is what this is.

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(i).