Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If you are in the southwest area of town, and you have a sandwich craving, look no further than Presto Cafe. For all the Subways, Port of Subs, Firehouse Subs, and Capriotti's throughout the valley, I haven't really had a chance to enjoy a local sandwich spot until now. If supporting the local economy isn't enough of a reason to shop locally, Presto Cafe's sandwiches should do the trick. So far I've had the pleasure of trying: Israeli couscous salad (wild mushrooms, Parmesan, lemon truffle: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/presto-cafe-las-vegas?select=Bkxds9f5hBK3_JoZIbas4g#Bkxds9f5hBK3_JoZIbas4g): I enjoy this salad a lot with the lemon truffle flavoring, but it could use less parmesan and more mushrooms. Expect cheese in every bite; otherwise it's a great salad. Strawberry and arugula salad (with blue cheese and sherry): A simpler salad. I'm a fan of strawberries and arugula on their own, but I can't say I'm a fan of them together. B. Ruben Sandwich (corned beef, cabbage, gruyere cheese, Russian dressing: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/presto-cafe-las-vegas?select=ltbV10WKOaqkKK1A5HGeEg#ltbV10WKOaqkKK1A5HGeEg): Ohhh that dressing. And that bread. And that corned beef. I could go on. And that cheese. And I'm done. On paper it seems like a decent corned beef sandwich. In your mouth it's an avalanche of juicy ingredients. Eat this sandwich alone; time spent talking to a dining partner is better spent eating this sandwich. Ham & Cheese Please sandwich (local smoked ham, gruyere cheese, blueberries, Funions, chili mayo). It's an odd mix of ingredients with the blueberries, but it turns out well. It's a really good ham sandwich, and the blueberries aren't over powering. Expect to pay a bit more for a meal here than other places; a sandwich and one scoop of salad will run you about $10 or so. It is quality food though, so don't let that deter you. I've only come by during dinner time, and I've been the only customer, yet I noticed that it's taken a while to get my food. I get that it's made to order, but it took a good 10-15 minutes for my order each time; hopefully it's not a typical thing, since that time could add up if there are multiple customers there. Presto Cafe has a lot going for it. I want to try more of their salads, and eventually one of their pides. They also have a smoothie menu that I haven't had a chance to try. It'll be hard not to go back and just get the ruben or ham & cheese sandwich again, but that's not really a bad problem to have.
Q: negative

A: I...don't...get...it... My overall experience was WAY less than awesome. The service was poor, the food was "meh" at best. When it came time to pay, the server got everyone's ticket wrong. We all ended up paying for someone else's lunch...but as we were on a schedule there was NO time to have it fixed. With all of the other options around, I feel no need to go back to Stax. Good concept, poor execution.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Came in to check it out for the first time, it's 3:46pm they close at 4pm- everything was put away and the young lady that works there said: they were already done for the day- my whole point is why say you close at 4pm & have the door open for business! Very upset!!!!
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Output: Grimaldi's where have you been all our life? Great thin crust pizza. We ate here twice while in vegas, great service and even better pizza!
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output: WORTHLESS, so here is my awesome story that just start about 5 hours ago. My car was towed RIGHT OUT SIDE MY HOUSE, Where police have informed that it was towed because of a "vin violation" So this means that someone reported my car parked outside my house and the cops went and check it out, PHYISCALLY looked at my VIN number and said, hey this doesnt match, but little do their IGNORANT minds know, my dash was swapped because we all know a dash cannot last 5 years in the arizona heat, if they would have take 2 seconds to open my door which was unlocked with my window open, they could have check the VIN on the door and seal to find MAGICALLY that it matched the plate. So with their COP like authority, they towed my car, i have called them OVER 25 TIMES, getting NUMEROUS run around stories to finally track down the man i have to talk to to obtain my car, mr dan cook. I am a WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER, i need my car at ALL times, he has not called me back nor do i expect him to. The police have helped me zero in this situation. Its down right scary that these are the people "protecting" us
Q: negative

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I never complain and this is the first reveiw I have ever written, but felt I needed to on this place. Dont waste your time or money. The food was terrible. I ordered the shrimp burrito. The shrimp were small salad shrimps very few in the burrito and the filling was cabbage. Very expensive for a cabbage burrito. My friends ordered street tacos and enchiladas. All very expensive for what they got. Margarita's were $10.00. and very weak. seems like we paid $10.00 for margarita mix. Lolitas seems mixed on what they are trying to do. Mexican food/club. Very strange mix. We listened to house music while eating our dinner at 6p.m. I was waiting for the waitress to offer us bottle service. The best part of the experience was the very friendly and nice waitress we had. Service was good also. I would not recommend this place. I do not mind paying for a good meal, but this place surely did not produce a good meal for the price.