Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Paradise Bakery you are not. I'm sorry, you're just not a paradise to me. And I hold bakeries near and dear, believe me. You are a common bakery - I'm not sure how many states you are in but you are common. Maybe that's your problem. Your locations are fine. Nice enough. You have free wifi. Good. But your muffins? They just don't do it for me. They fall short of similar establishments offerings in the valley and in other areas. Go to Wildflower Bread and get yourself a Morning Glory muffin. This is what young muffins dream of becoming when they grow up. And your cookies. They are so prefab tasting. My wife had an oatmeal raisin cookie and offered me a bite. She broke off a good size piece and I tried it. It was doughy. And there were no raisins. And I had to look to find a flake of oatmeal. But they were sugary in that prefab, gritty, not very good sort of way. An oatmeal raisin cookie should taste like...oatmeal. And raisins. And perhaps a hint of nutmeg and cinnamon, not gritty sugariness and doughiness. Blech.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Without question, the best Philly Cheesesteak I've had! The ambiance is still changing/improving since the new owners took over, but if you're looking for a mean, big guy loving Philly, you've come to the right place. Their homemade thick fries are great too. Just the right amount of sea salt. I got the Steaken combo with CheeseWhiz, mushrooms, peppers, and onions. I was stuffed! The owner asked me to name one thing I would change or that could improve and I couldn't think of anything. I've eaten here before and this was as good as I've gotten. Not sure what the other review is talking about.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Pretty good but I really like this new location! I keep weird hours and I wish they were open 24hrs but its Fountain Hills. Not a lot stays open super late here.