Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This is an extremely good Indian restaurant. The chefs certainly know their way around a spice rack. My favorite dish so far is the vegetable korma. I'd suggest ordering a side of garlic naan with your meal, since it's hands-down the best naan in town! I highly recommend this restaurant.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I don't know what it is about this place, but I love it. I always win big here on the slots. Last time the first .25 cents I won $50. I imagine my good luck charm here is the gigantic frozen daiquiris in the Eiffel Tower cups. Man, those things are delicious, and will get you nice and drunk. This place is very cheesy, but I love it anyways. No, it's nothing like Paris, but it's still cute, and a fun casino. I know nothing about the hotel, it seems overpriced for the quality. But has a great central location on the strip. I do want to go up in the Eiffel Tower sometimes,I just hope the walk up isn't as much of a pain in the ass as the real Eiffel Tower.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Hmmm...not impressed at all! Well, ok. Their egg flower soup is decent. That's all. Service was ok at best. I ordered beef chow mein and pot stickers. My uncle ordered beef with broccoli. The pot stickers never came and they mixed up mine and my uncles order. However, instead of mixing the chow mein noodles with the beef, they hide them under the beef. So I didn't notice that our plates were switched till the bitter end. Finally, my uncle asked our service for change, in ones. The server came back with change in fives...