TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Dall sheep in Alaska are found on high, almost inaccessible mountains. But if you train your binoculars on them, they come down the mountain to see what the flashy thing is. After walking five or ten miles, they recognize a human and come over to say howdy. They might rub up against you as a form of greeting. Now if you've been rolling in the hay with your domestic sheep or goats, the little critters on you might get transferred to the wild sheep. This seems to be the most likely theory of how disease can be transferred. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: Too bad the RG didn't follow the money. Here are Clark's top contributors <https://secure.sos.state.or.us/orestar/cneSearch.do?cneSearchFilerCommitteeId=6032>:

* Murphy Plywood: $10,000
* Spring Asset Management LLC: $10,000
* Community Action Network: $10,000
* Oregon Realtors Political Action Committee: $8,900 + $5,000
* Simons Properties: $5,699 (x3)
* Seneca Jones Timber Company: $5,000
* Oregon Taxi LLC: $2,500
* Pelroy & Associates LLC: $2,500
* Sylvan Winery: $2,250
* Iris Vineyards: $2,160
* O & S Contractors: $1,500
* Eugene Fire Fighters: $1,500
* NextStep: $1,065
* Don DeZarn: $1,000
* Oregonians for Affordable Housing: $1,000
* Scott Bocci: $1,000
* Akasha Blue: $1,000
* Big Green Events: $788
* Meadows Outdoor Advertising: $750
* Hammer Brothers LLC: $600
* Essig Entertainment: $587 (x3)
* QSL Print Communications: $529
* Paul Conte: $500

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: I should be able to attain a surface to air missile then right?

SOLUTION:
No