Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: BLT, Rita's, R Bar, Seed, Spa, Hoppin Jacks, the views, rooms and pools, this place has it all. My favorite highlights of Camelback Inn: 1. BLT - Steaks and Martinis with Blue Cheese Olives. This is my favorite steak house in the valley and those martinis go down like clear crisp glacial water. Oh yeah you got a mini appetizer with those olives too!!! 2. Spa - Been here a few times for a spa day and I would have to say this spa is one of the best in the valley. The facility is super clean, spacious and up to date. Always a great massage! The spa has it's own pool and restaurant so plan to spend the whole day here. 3. R Bar - Yeah, I'm on to Moscow Mules now and there isn't a better patio to enjoy AZ's weather under the stars. Camelback Inn may be a little pricier than some of the other resorts in town, but if you time it right (summer) or have a little extra cash in your pockets spend a weekend here and "TREAT YOURSELF"!
Q: positive

A: I really enjoyed coming to this place. Jordan does a phenomenal job on my nails and pedi. I highly recommend Jordan for his attention on details; love the designs that he would come up with for each of the Holidays throughout the year.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Big big party (like thirty) and they were able to accomodate for lunch. Tried the house chips and (Buffalo) meatballs to start. For my main I went with the Turkey Pastrami: pretzel roll, slices of peppery turkey pastrami, lightly-dressed coleslaw, side of fries. Delicious, so much so that the guy sitting across from me had trouble getting my attention away from eating my sandwich. Small talk? Don't bother me, I'm hungry. It was pretty heavy and I did take half of the meal with me. Cool place, the patio seating looked nice too. Also, is it me, or is having visible tattoos part of the requirement of being a server there?
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Output: My husband and I decided to try Barros pizza again after a year of eatting Grimaldis pizza. I love Barros pizza sause, and that is the only reason why I give them a 2 star rating. I ordered a large pepperoni pizza with extra sause and mushrooms on half. I drove all the way home and opened the pizza only to see that it was not my pizza. I called and was put on hold so the manager could be found. The manager came on the line and told me that she would remake the pizza. Once I got the new pizza only to see it was my original pizza. It was cold and soggy. I will not go back to barros again. Its worth it to me to pay extra for Grimaldis. At least I know my pizza will new fresh and I never receive the wrong pizza.
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output: Just wanted to send out a "thank you" to Barnyard P. for the kind compliment he sent me on this review. "Good of you to yelp so much, so we can all keep up with how damned clueless you are" So, I assume "barnyard" is an owner or close friend of this place. Thanks, you made me smile today Barnyard. Now when you finally post a profile or review something....then you can message me again. http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=LgYkIqEVtJK_ZJBYVeTj0Q
Q: negative

A:
If you want to feel like a number, get over charged and wait a very long time to do it then come here. If I didn't have free oil changes here, I'd never come.