input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: My girlfriends and I came here because it was in our hotel they gave us a coupon for BOGO free. Now I know why! Worst food and service ever. Our waitress took forever, and our food was pretty horrible. The battered rock shrimp appetizer tasted like it sat out too long and was soggy and salty, it was really gross. I only took one bite of it. The pasta and stir fry were mediocre, but due to the extremely SLOW service I'll never come back again.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I am going to try and keep this as short as possible. The parking situation is awful. Although the valet attendants were friendly, it was an overwhelming situation every single time we pulled up. Unorganized chaos. The concierge service was of little help, and a bit rude. We asked him if we could take the complimentary shuttle around 6pm... He advised that you can't reserve the shuttle, and to just go outside and wait for it. Well, we waited... And waited.... And waited. About 30 minutes, when we had been told they'd be back in 10. Needless to say we took a cab. The rooms are small. Really small. The bathroom door is frosted glass. I thought that was neat, but if you were rooming with someone on a business trip, you probably would not want them to see your silhouette sitting on the toilet. Our room was SO dusty and there were holes in the lampshade. The doors don't go the whole way to the floor, and you can hear everything. We got woken up numerous times. The view was amazing, however the huge window was so filthy, you'd rather keep the drapes closed. I thought the food from room service was ok.. A bit pricey, but not bad tasting. Then... I noticed something that literally made me throw up my breakfast. A big sticker on my plate with someone else's name and room number, that had obviously been there for a bit. UNACCEPTABLE. The manager on duty refunded our breakfast. We definitely did not order anymore room service. The next morning was checkout. It took very long, and everyone in front of me had something they were complaining about... As did I since our bill had charges for room service that were wrong! What a disaster! Don't ever stay here.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Went in there to check it out being a nacho connoisseur. I was severely disappointed. For the price paid the good delivered, it was awful. You can drive a little down the road, not much to Pepe Taco Villa or the Sun Up and get way better chicken nacho's. And Sun Up has 5 dollar happy hour all day on Sunday for their drinks and food.