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Output: I was at a car wash place when this guy from this company asked if he could repair my chipped windshield. Having complete coverage I told him sure. He "filled" the chip and told me they guarantee their work and if the chip were to grow, they would replace my windshield. A couple weeks later I go to the same car wash and another guy approaches me about my chipped windshield. I told him not to bother because I had just had it repaired not too long ago. He flat out told me it didn't look like it had been properly filled. Fast forward one week later and my chip has now grown in to a 5 inch crack. I didn't bother to call this company to come back out and fix my windshield because of their shotty work the first time around. Instead I went with Safelite.

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Output: A great lunch spot! A couple coworkers and I frequent this establishment often. Maybe because it's so darn close to the office, but mostly because its pretty reasonable and pretty darn good. They have great food and for the most part great service. Only a couple of times have we run into some extremely slow service while eating in the bar area. Haven't run into bad food yet (knock on wood!). Normally we try to catch the two for one appetizers on Tuesdays, but they have such a big selection we can't resist on other days. My most recent selection was the cran/feta chicken salad and I added my own touch to it with blue cheese. The marriage of the sweet vinaigrette and the tangy blue cheese is just outstanding to me. I have serious cravings of those two flavors combined. The salad also contained dried cranberries, walnuts and chicken. The presentation was nice and the chicken perfectly chopped. Not gigantic oversized slices like I tend to find. The portion was a little over the top. Maybe if my bf was there he would have been able to finish a salad that size, but I literally forced myself to eat as much as I could and I left miserably full. That is probably my favorite salad at the moment. Other items I've had the pleasure include the buffalo sliders, Joey d sliders, open face sandwich, cheese ravioli with Alfredo (which btw tasted as if they do the ravioli by hand and not frozen). The best cheese ravioli I have had, but again I ran into the portion size being too large for me. It's not like I eat like a bird, I am a pretty well built girl and I normally feel like I oink out. I just can't seem to finish my plate I guess. Maybe it's because I don't have my Deegan to share with me. Whatever it is, I end up wasting a bit of food. One thing I forgot to mention were the house made potato chips. We are all literally obsessed and not a single one of those will go to waste at our table. Sometimes the ladies get an order to go. If you're not a smoker, I would suggest NOT eating in the bar area unless you don't mind the smoke. Both ladies I eat with smoke, so normally I get ruled out on eating in the dining area. And being an ex-smoker I get it, but I have never enjoyed smoking and eating at the same time. Disgusting!

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Output: I was on my way to Port of Subs but it was crazy packed and I hate crowds so I kept driving and found this place thought I'd give it a try. Oops My bad!! The kid was nice behind the counter when I asked what was good. I ordered what he suggested a 6 inch Italian type club for my meat eating brother and a what seemed harmless enough a stuffed tomato w egg salad for myself along w drinks, chips, and a cookie for the kid to go. It was $17. He even gave me a box to carry the drinks safely! I get to my bro's and we sit down to eat. I open my box and it was ahem a layer of lettuce on the bottom with a totally unripe light pink tomato cut into wedges w the egg salad poured on top. Ummmm it was bad folks I couldn't even bare to take a picture. There was nothing good about this or worth the $6 it cost. My bro is like Mikey he will eat anything well he ate the sandwich but it was drenched with ranch WTF I dont remember asking for ranch. It also had the same pink tomato's in it. Honestly not sure how this place stays open when even Subway would be better. This place gets 2 thumbs down. Maybe breakfast would be better!?!?

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I was about to walk in to get a massage. The lady from the massage place opened the door practically in my face and told me I needed to move my car because I am parked in front of the pizza place next door. I explained to her that there was no sign. She rudely told me to move again. I went in my car. She stood there staring at me waiting to move. I told her that I change my mind and l will not be getting a massage. She laughed and waved her hand at me.