Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Got there 10 minutes before they closed. They all just look at me and walk away. Worse service ever.
Q: negative

A: We were the only ones there at 6:30 p.m. on a Tuesday night, although one person did stop in for one roll at the bar and left quickly. My son ordered AYCE and was very disappointed. The rice was hard, and the color of the fish was off from what he has experienced before. Except he did say the octopus was pretty good. I ordered vegetable tempura, and it was not very good and pretty a small portion for the price. There was half a mushroom, a potato, an onion ring that wasn't even covered in batter, and two other things that were decent, like squash or something. I also ordered a vegetable roll. How can you screw that up, right? When it came to the table, it looked great! Very colorful. But the rice was so thick and pasty, and the chef put seaweed into the roll, and it was not good at all. Couldn't finish it. I felt bad for the people who worked there. They were very nice. But the food is not good, and the service was marginal for us being the only ones there. Would not go back. They need to step it up for sure.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: 3pm on a Saturday...4 people at the bar and restaurant empty. Ordered the Lobster Sandwich...kitchen out of Lobster (red flag) ordered the grilled cheese and tomato soup and although the menu clearly stated choice of sides the waitress/bartender decided today you do not get any sides...kind of like the soup nazi from Seinfeld, "no sides for you!" My wife ordered the steak and cheese sandwich which arrived on a burnt hoagie roll (burnt as in charcoal) We ordered mimosas...wait for the check. 4 mimosas totaled $48! I went to the bar to ask if they were Vouve, Dom or Cristal...the answer...j rouge or some garbage. I googled it. $5 per bottle So you're telling me for the 16 oz total of champagne you served I could have purchased 10 bottles??? This is Vegas, if I'm buying bottle service I want a booth on the dance floor and dancing girls! When I asked to return the two untouched mimosas sitting on the table the waitress said, "you're only returning them because of the price." Laugh out loud that is correct!!! I asked for a discount and she called the owner. No manager on duty and the only employee front of house has zero authority. No wonder this place is empty. If the owner has deep pockets this place has a year to live...if not I give it 6 months before it's converted to a book store. Hollywood pay attention...this place is a great candidate for Kitchen Nightmares or Bar Rescue. I gave it one star because you can't post a review with no stars...and cheap champagne will still give you a buzz. I payed the full check (with tip although not my usual generous tip) and will NEVER return. Save yourself the frustration and choose any one of the other numerous dining options in this area.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Decided to come for lunch with my mom, sister, and a friend because we heard about the 10$ endless appetizers. We didn't see anything about the endless appetizers on the menu so we asked the waiter about them only to find out we couldn't share the appetizers. You can only get one appetizer too. So that was pretty upsetting, we ordered strawberry lemonades and the entire cup was ice so we finished the lemonade in maybe 2 sips (yes, sips!) so when we went to ask for a refill we were beyond shocked when the waiter informed us that it would cost 50 cents per refill. As if the experience couldn't get any worse we were looking around at props and the were beyond filthy; looks like the place hadn't been dusted in ages. A 60$ check is what we paid for poor service and horrible lunch to say the least. It made me question why these restaurants were still around. I will stick to Chilis (they rarely disappoint). And honestly I would go to Applebee's over TGI; and that says a lot being I don't like Applebee's much.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Super cute little yarn store, tucked away on a quiet street, with a bonus cafe! A knitter on my train to Montreal actually recommended LMT to me, because they are apparently the only yarn store in Montreal that carries yarn by Indigo Dragonfly. I had never heard of Indigo Dragonfly, so I wanted to check it out. The selection of yarns is good but not encyclopedic: you will need to adjust your ideas to the selection, rather than vice-versa. A sizeable portion of their yarns are made by Fleece Artist, who specialize in hand-dyed multi-colors and tonal semi-solids. (They are also Canadian! I did not know that!) I also saw Handmaiden, Alchemy, and some small indie dyers. If you want a pure solid, options include O-Wool, Jamieson and other wooly wools. They have an especially large range of sock yarns and mohairs. I didn't have a project in mind, but I found a lovely skein of MCN sock yarn in a greenish-grey colorway, and also picked up a copy of Pompom, a new quarterly magazine with some cute patterns. Minutes after checking out, I saw a few skeins of yarn that I hadn't actually looked at yet. Of course, it turned out to be the Indigo Dragonfly yarns I'd been looking for, and of course they had a Doctor Who-themed colorway, so of course I had to buy it. That was very exciting, at least if you're the kind of person who gets excited about yarn. After my friend and I got our yarn, we sat for a bit so she could cast on. We got tea and a chocolate chip cookie to snack on. I got the chocolate mint tea that another Yelper mentioned, which was incredible: even with no sugar, it tasted exactly like a Thin Mint. The chocolate chip cookie was pretty delicious too (although chocolatey fingers + yarn = no, generally) and was almost definitely homemade. Yum! Overall, La Maison Tricotee was a wonderful stop for this knitter away from home! I hope I can come back the next time I'm in Montreal.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Bad haircut, filthy place. Also kind of expensive. Nice guys, though.