Question:
Today was a good day . ( And that is a REALLY boring way to start anything . ) Today I did nothing of particular interest . ( It sounds a little more sophisticated , but it is n't completely true .

What may be the reason for today being a good day ?
Answer:
I was free from any mundane responsibilities today .

Question:
Well , my birthday is n't until August 27th ( I am turning 30 , eeeek ! ) but my friend Tracy wanted to be sure that I would get my birthday gift in time for my birthday since packages sometimes take a while in the mail from the US to here up north . I got notice from the Post Office today and during my lunch break I went and picked it up ! Oh wow !

What will the narrator be doing in late August ?
Answer:
They will be celebrating their birthday .

Question:
It was n't navy andburnt orange , but it was blue and orange . Even the Groom 's cake had anAuburn flare , with a football stadium , although they did have a Wisconsinjersey on it for Pete . The reception was at a park , that bordered the beach . I didn'tactually walk out on the beach , but now I wish I had , just to get a picture .

What may have happened at the reception at the park ?
Answer:
They may have celebrated a wedding with the Auburn Football cake .

Question:
I could n't do any work because I was constantly watching the ticket page refresh , terrified that I would miss something . So , I just sat , no music , nothing , and waited , staring at that stupid screen . My eyes felt like someone was stabbing shards of glass into them or something .

Why was I so terrified ?
Answer:
I was terrified I might not get the seat I want