Problem: This is a 5 star club with a 0 star clientele, so thats 2.5 average and rounding down for the general crappy vibe at the Palms. If you look like snooki, or like girls who look like snooki this is the place for you. If you are the kind of girl that likes low life guidos and wannabe gangsters from LA, you will LOVE this club. Everyone else avoid the Palms all together. I was here over the CES/AVN weekend and thought the Palms had the worst crowd of all the places we went.
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Problem: The decor was nice but everything else about this experience was subpar. Starting with the choice of a Zen mojito as a cocktail which ended up being both too sour and yet too full of berries to enjoy. I ended up not finishing my drink. The calamari was too salty although the crispy take on a restaurant staple was interesting. The lamb chops we're good and so was the fried rice. However the service was very uninspired. We won't be returning.
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Problem: The bagels aren't good, they taste more like kaiser rolls but there are so many locations that it's easy to stop here. The salads aren't bad, but East coasters should not expect a real bagel. I'd only go here because it's easy and avoid going for just a bagel.
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Problem: LAME, lame, lame! I had expected a REAL cafe, but it was just one of those kiosk type stores (kinda like Mrs Field's Cookies in your typical mall) where you can purchase the items but there wasn't any place to sit. Why do you call it a cafe when there is no place to sit? Why not just call it Nestle Tollhouse?
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