Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'm not a vegetarian/vegan, but I try to do meat-free mondays and do veggie dishes when possible. However I am sensitive to spice, so places that pile on heat to make up for taste are generally not going to work for me. Fern started out promising - they don't carry cider or any sweet white wines that would suit the palate of a picky goof like me, but they do have some ($8!) juice blends. (The blend tasted like 80% celery tho, not a great time). Appetizers came out, and from the odd almond cheese, to bruschetta, to fried cauliflower, all was good. I'd recommend the cauliflower or bruschetta to anyone, the cheese is a bit scarier. However my big mistake was doing the Om Burger as my main course - with roasted tomatoes, avocado and goat cheese, sounded pretty rad. I've done veggie burgers or garden burgers now and then, so I'm used to them being made of a mix of beans, soy, corn, whatever. This burger...I knew on bite 1 that something was wrong. Spiced cucumbers were on it so I removed them just in case, but with every bite came heat to the point of pain. Knowing my own sensitivity I had my wife try a bite, since she is hispanic and more spice-friendly, but no good. It felt like they added spice by the boatload to make up for lack of taste - not necessary when you have that much going on in a burger. The burger came with the finger link potatoes, which some have described as crispy or salty, but mine were bland and mostly soft. Not much browning or crispiness. After this disappointing combination, we splurged on dessert - usually I wouldn't spend more money after this type of experience, but we were with friends and they were partaking. They had what was basically a large ring ding, with peanut butter in the middle, drizzled with chocolate all around. This...this was a good time. If you are in the area and need a good dessert, that alone is worth the trip. It's still highly priced for a dessert ($8) but easily feeds 2, so not a big problem. I might come back if in need of apps/desserts, or if feeling adventurous down the veggie/vegan path again, but otherwise not.
Q: positive

A: What's better to do after a night out and going to brunch. Be whales at the spa. They didnt take reservations if we didn't want a spa treatment. It was pretty quiet when we went, which was nice. I wished they had a unisex version for when we feel like taking significant others or friends. Lounge area with tea and snacks. They had good tea forte tea, juices, and fruit. None of the saunas were super hot, just a nice hot. There was a dry sauna, a steam room, and then the cold room with "snow," more like bubble foam, coming from the ceiling. There was a big whirlpool, and then there were other baths. I liked the heated stone lounge chairs by the baths. Shower area was complete with blowdryers, brushes, flat irons, and curlers. Not the best equipment neither a complete set of salon products, but better than nothing.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Okay, I can update this review. So, in the past, the food orders have been wrong..... Or not hot, or tough. However, the staff is still really polite, and the food has been improving. Especially their new Smoked Gouda chicken sandwich. It's on a pretty tasty bun, topped with mixed greens, and an onion sauce. The onion sauce is a little sweet for me, but the chicken has been tender and juicy each time. My guy and I are now obsessed with these sandwiches.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Not good unless you're starving and there's no Chinese food within 10 miles!!! Brand new place, 1st visit, ordered 3 dinner items to go. The bad: 2x cooked pork was ok, sweet and sour chicken breading tasted like plastic, plum sauce was like store-bought-bottled and bad tasting, beef and broccoli had so much oyster sauce in the mix it was too salty to eat. The good: Large portion size, prices a bit high but ok for location. There's a place right across the street with much better food albeit way smaller portions. I might give this place a 2nd chance and try other options... maybe! The ugly: go starving and love "buffet style flavored" chinese food or eat elsewhere!
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output: Great choice of toppings but bland beef. Loved the spicy relish and wasabi mayo on the Hawaiian burger.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Super hungry after a long day and found this spot on Yelp, lots of reviews and a great rating so we went for it. Oh no, we got the bummer server! He was absolutely not interested in any kind of conversating. Very fast at everything he did, but a blank stare otherwise while he waited for us to place an order. We got a 1/2 carafe of margaritas which he dropped at the table with a shot of something next to it. "What is that?" we wondered...turned out to be the do-it-yourself Grand Marnier float after we asked his next trip around. The food was OK. Shared a chimichanga (which was not served with the caramelized onions or sour cream mentioned on the menu) as well as the garden enchiladas (flavorless, carrot-full and boo.) We chowed everything down quickly and hungrily but what a disappointment as we were hoping to stumble across something memorable and fun. I guess part of the excitement of being new to the area is taking a number of shots in the dark until you find something good. Cheers to the Yelp check-in free guacamole but we were too busy getting through our meal to discuss ever returning.