question: It was nothing new . The intricate ankle - high ballet was one re - enacted every time he entered the house , challenging his balance as he struggled to avoid the delicate paws tapping out complaints of neglect and imminent starvation . " Yes , yes , you know perfectly well that I need to put everything down first , you fur - brained idiots . It 's not as if we have n't done this before ... like yesterday .
Q: Why is he being interrupted every time he comes home

answer: His pets are hungry

question: His head looks huge and his legs ... I ' ve never seen his legs look so weird . I figured another salt water bath was in order , although his stained skin ( from dirty tank water ) was improving since the last time . Also , he 'd been peeling , which is normal . At least , I thought he was peeling . Turns out he 's covered in a layer of brown slime . And his thick , rough skin ... well ... it 's rather soft ... His shell is intact , though , which is the main thing . I was rather annoyed . While I ' ve been adding at least 3 gallons of fresh water to his tank every week , it really has n't been completely changed out since we moved in back in February .
Q: Why was the animal 's skin stained ?

answer: The animal was in dirty water .

question: Even after the sun went down and it cooled off a bit , it was still above 90 . Summer will be over soon . Then I can complain about winter !
Q: What can be said about the weather patterns where I live ?

answer:
I must live in a place where there are at least two seasons .