input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This is the worst disorganized Starbucks I have ever gone to in the afternoons. Lots of employees who don't go out of their way to move rapidly or at all two registers and one untrained staff member working. Definitely need some supervision or management there after 2:00pm. Will never go there again after three attempts.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Acceptable pricing but in order to get that pricing, you'll have to sacrifice customer service. Two examples: 1) Was looking for a .45 M&P Compact with a Thumb Switch Safety. The thin, grizzled old cowboy sitting down immediately behind the counter where the M&Ps were displayed looked condescending down his nose at me and watched as I inspected their stock. It wasn't until I asked to be helped did he let out a sigh and curtly ask what I wanted. I explained what I was looking for, that I was used to 1911s and shot with a high support hand thumb and wanted an M&P with a thumb switch. Again he sighed and said he had nothing for me and fell silent as he stared at me, counting the seconds we were breathing to same air. I asked if he could make any suggestions on other items I could look at, check availability with Smith and Wesson to potentially order one or know when they'd be getting a stocking quantity. He replied with a definitive "NOPE" before going back to his blank stare. I politely thanked him for his time, to which I could not coax a mere your welcome or appreciation for my trip. I drove 2 miles down the road to Randall's and was politely greeted, qualified and sold on the exact model and caliber I asked for. 2) I was looking to purchase an FN FiveseveN for a large frame daily carry pistol. The fat, always tired old man who seemingly runs the place seemed like he had everything better in the world to do than to sell a $13000 pistol to me and gave very short replies and unhelpful answers to every educated and well researched question I had about the operation and design of the unique firearm including it's delayed recoil system, round ballistics and manual of arms. I was the only customer in the store on a weekday and had just under 2 grand burning a hole in my pocket looking to add another firearm to my collection, but since his customer service and knowledge base was beyond lack luster and his pricing was perfectly average, I left, called Scottsdale Gun Club where I was enthusiastically greeted and given the run down on the pistol and round ballistics and even invited to test fire their demo model with the rental fee waived since I was in the market for the gun. The pricing between gun stores in Arizona are so similar, Lone Wolf no longer seems to have a reason to exist. Every time I walk into this ghost town of a store, I get treated like dirt and blown off. This store is a relic of a by-gone age when you would have to jump through hoops and deal with crap customer service and poor selection in order to buy a firearm. With the cropping up of online firearm dealers and the proliferation of larger and small scale retail stores, combined with manufactures setting minimum advertising prices, stores that don't rate customer service, repeat business and a welcoming store front high will die and wither away. Here's hoping Lone Wolf does just that.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
My wife and I ate at B&B a few years ago, so my review is based on that experience. By some accounts, some of Mario Batali's kitchens are flagging a skosh in their quality.... that was most assuredly *not* the case when I dined at B&B. The meal was a progression of flavors and textures unlike few I have ever enjoyed, yet at its core there remained a solid 'Italian' foundation. Service was outstanding (something that I've found to be the exception rather than the rule at many of the Vegas outposts of celebrity chef's empires), and the sommelier gracious and helpful. Beef cheek ravioli, sweetbreads, rabbit.... and those exquisite veal chops! B&B is, along with the newer Osteria Mozza in Los Angeles, very much 'Babbo West' in its style and execution. Would gladly return there in a heartbeat.