Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: No, I did not lose a bet I came here by choice. My bad. I thought it would be mildly entertaining, but it was sad. Loud, stupid music. Crap games. Full of ass-clowns and kiddo's. Run away! Run very far away!
Q: negative

A: As an Old Town local, I think I've been to every single restaurant/bar here at least once. I can honestly say I have never been treated so terribly at a restaurant in my life as I was treated here. There was even a situation where a sauce ramekin fell off my wife's plate, and the bartender was extremely rude. He blamed her for the mess and said she should clean it up. He even made a scene in front of other bar patrons about it. I'm not sure what his problem was. But the staff made this a terrible experience for us. We ended up leaving after that. Staff - NO STARS. Drinks - Overpriced for the little return. This is another place where they came up with "signature" drinks that aren't anything special but overpriced. Food - 1 star. The chef tried to be too creative here. Keep the food delicious, not too experimental. We tried the fried cauliflower. Yes, it was just as it sounds. No thanks. Also, just a side note: I'm not sure if it's a hipster thing or what... But the employees seemed kind of dirty. Like they didn't shower regularly. Not someone I want to handle my food. Not good for a place hoping to earn repeat customers. Just my two cents. Just a bad experience overall.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Hash house and Baci burger are best burgers in las vegas, trust Joe. All my reviews are spot on. It's like a gift. I felt like Adam on man vs food going to town on this burger. Avacado, cheddar. Look out people. I finished it but most people won't be able to, see pic below. Beast Mode
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Output: Great location for this Cajun eatery and bar. Cozy and spacious, if that makes sense....Get reservations if you have a large party, they will accommodate, but bring a flask because drink service is sloooooooowwww. Food came out fast and hot which was nice for a large party like ours. The shrimp & grits was seasoned very well and pretty darn tasty. Not very spicy and slightly monotone in flavor, but not bad. They do well with their fish, as the blackened catfish was excellent. Lots of items to choose from; but kinda disappointed there were no buckets of crawdads to order. They make up for that with tons of specialty drinks, most were yummy and fruity for the ladies. I would definitely try it again.
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output: When I came here I did not get to play with any of the computer but having played in photography before I knew what Polaroid is all about. I loved Polaroid's and am super happy that this type of photo medium in not going extinct. You can get your photo take inside an old school photo which is super fun and touristy. They have a ton of cool things to put your photos in and play with. I had to hide my credit card when in here. I kind of love this store..... just wish I had more money.
Q: positive

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There and back again.. We ventured this morning to a great land called Phoenix (though today we shall call that Gondor) from our little Scottsdale burrow (we shall call that the Shire). The Shire has many wonderful things to offer so we don't venture to far. There's been talk of a movement in the great land of Gondor.. this movement is called Slow Food. Were great humans feed others based on sustainable crops, dairy and meat. These humans try to whenever possible, use only locally grown ingredients. There was word of an outdoor market that believes in these philosophies and shares with all the locals there. So off to Gondor. After an easy and painless journey we arrived at the great outdoor market to find that it wasn't open yet. A very small distance east of there were a few humans mulling around a classic Gondor building that looked to have been turned into some sort of eatery. Once inside we discovered a great man named Matt and his magical Big Breakfast! We were seated at a counter with many other hungry travelers. A fair maiden appeared.. she was so friendly and welcoming.. then took our orders.. the great man Matt had created something just for that day.. Salsa Verde Huevos Rancheros. The way the maiden pronounced these words we though for a moment she was speaking Elven.. only moments had passed and then set before us were 2 huge plates filled with roasted potatoes, 2 eggs over easy atop a corn tortilla covered in a green sauce. You see hobbits love good food, you can tell by their round bellies and lack of defined abs.. this was indeed a bountiful feast! The fragrance arose from the plate and filled our nostrils.. we both stared into each others eyes then quickly began eating.. the flavors and textures were simply heavenly.. each better then the last! We could see ourselves making the journey to Gondor quite often from the Shire.. we could see someday perhaps living in Gondor close to the outdoor market and of course the great Matt's Big Breakfast.