input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Rancid smoked salmon, ammoniated sea urchin, and what seemed like a gallon of over reduced and scorched "eel sauce" on pretty much every roll ruined what I had heard from reliable sources was a good, if not great, restaurant. I really want to try it again but I am honestly afraid to. Bummer!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Nice little Mediterranean place. People here are very welcoming. Love to visit this place again.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Went there for restaurant week. Clam chowder and key lime pie were great. Lobster was rubbery and didn't taste fresh. Sirloin was well done despite ordering it medium-well. I am saying it was dry as a day old biscuit. Glad we were there for a deal. I would have been livid if I'd paid full price for that meal. Now I can just say, I'll never go again. Our waitress was rushed despite the dining room being empty. When we arrived at 7 we had to wait ten minutes for the hostess to arrive. We were not greeted when we entered nor when we left. Parking lot was icy and dangerous. Coat room was storage for wayward things and in shambles. On the plus side the ambiance was nice and the location is beautiful. On an extra picky note Lake Louie warped speed scotch ale was $5.25 a glass which is pretty steep for Madison standards. Compare this to the six pack price which even at gas stations is $9.99. Not going back again.