i m a 19 year old , blonde , blue eyed , 5'2 , 100lbs , petite female looking for someone who wants to hang out tonight . i need someone who has some money to spend . i m an only child working hard to put myself through school and help my mom out who has cancer .. which makes money really tight . i m short this month and need between 200 and 300 to pay for some more books and get my mom some of her medications which she s gone without for the past few days .

A: What might happen if someone responded to your message ?

With another , more defeated sigh , Johnny got out of bed . Grabbing a pair of jeans from his floor , Johnny changed from his pajama pants . Then , he snatched a shirt from his closet . A yellow shirt , with white sleeves .

A: Why did Johnny sigh ?

And I ' m sure all the other people that were out were happy as anything to be out of their homes . Now for those people in Texas , watch out . Ike will ravage that state , it looks like . And what makes Ike even more of a " prick " is that by the time I go home next Tuesday , he 'll probably be in Ohio dumping much needed rain there .

A: Who or what is Ike ?

Living in Chicago , we had passed the TV studio on multiple occasions , frequently seeing audience members lined up to enter . We could see their excitement from afar , but that 's as close as we got . Even with lots of effort ( years of calling ) , we never were able to successfully get through to Oprah Reservations .

A:
What type of television show did the narrator want to attend ?