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An example of an positive review: I love this place. I usually come here since it is right around the corner from my parents. The pedicures last FOREVER! The ladies are all friendly and nice, and the massage chairs are fantastic. I have been here a few times and have had a great experience every single time. I highly recommend and will come back. Pedicures are $28, but includes a nice exfoliating leg scrub too, so well worth it, especially since they last so long.

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An example of an positive review: Good french food in Plaza and in a quaint small home. Drove by it the first time as it was hidden, or so I thought it was :) About 100 yards from Tommy's for those who haven't been here and need a marker. Went for an early dinner and was greeted with some great service right away. Calamari was great! Lightly breaded with a tasty sauce. French onion soup had great flavor and oh the cheese....oh the cheese :) Topped it all off (yes, kept going) with the Mussels Normandie, which came with pom frites. The sauce was a little creamy and rich for me, but it's french and that's what you get so just be prepared. Ordered dessert and had the bread pudding...just "eh"...many other choices for the next visit though. See you soon LuLu...can't wait to speak with you again soon!

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An example of an negative review: Harrah's is a subpar hotel on the strip in Las Vegas. While it is conveniently located, the rooms are completely unremarkable, the carpets are threadbare in places, and the decor is drab and depressing. My room was clean, but there really is nothing particularly interesting or compelling about the accommodations. On the even more negative side, while I expect that there are going to be ancillary charges and fees related to services at any hotel, they've refined the practice to the point well beyond where they should. They charged me $7 to pick up a package that I had shipped to myself via UPS, claiming it was a hotel "handling" fee. What was amazing about this is that the fee was collected by employees of a UPS store inside the hotel, so it actually appears that UPS is double dipping, charging me not only to ship the package, but to pick it up as well. It's ridiculous. This sort of nickel and dime ripoff is emblematic of a hotel that has to find ways to take money from customers even to the point of insult. This is an amenity that any hotel should provide without charge, but no. Although I checked in fairly easily, I was told by numerous others who were attending the same trade show I am that they endured massive lines to check in (that I did witness), and that the staff has were not knowledgeable and were rude. Last, and certainly not least, they lack WiFi. To use to the internet you need to connect via wired ethernet, the cable for which is not even at a desk you can sit at (because, uhhh, guess what? There is no desk in the room, despite more than adequate space), but on your night table, requiring you either pull up a chair or be forced to use your laptop sitting on the bed. In this day and age, this is completely inexcusable, especially for a hotel conglomerate (that includes Caesar's, Bally's, Paris, and others that dominate the central part of the strip) that has to be making money hand over fist from its casinos. This is not a luxury amenity when there are many McDonalds that have hotspots these days. Put a freakin' wireless network in, ya mooks. The year is 2012, not 2002 in case yer analog calender is done broked and whatnot. My recommendation is that you stay somewhere else unless you are getting an outstanding deal here.

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An example of an positive review: Variety of Southwest entrees prepared in an attractive fashion.