Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I was a student once (and no, not a long time ago you jerks), and I worked in customer service once for over five years. Yes, it sucks sometimes, and sometimes there are days where you're just completely over it. But it's ridiculous here. Every single person who works here gives absolutely no shits about their jobs. A friend and I came in here to pick up some souvenir stuff, and we had a few questions about some merchandise. The kids here act like they're doing you a favor by working there, even though a majority of them were just chatting away about their weekend plans or sitting at the register while on their phones. We wanted to know the price of a duffel bag they had on display, and if it was available for sale since it had no tags. We literally had to ask three different people before we got a straight answer. Each one of them didn't know. No one bothered to try to find out, but instead just directed us to another worker. Also, I guess in this establishment it's absolutely unheard of to greet a person before speaking to them. The kid at the customer service desk actually gave me the most disgusted-weirded out look as I said hello to him before I asked a question. I actually felt like I offended him by speaking to him! It wasn't like he was busy, all he was doing at the time was folding a pile of shirts! Whatever. It's a shame, because they have a huge selection of pretty cool badger merchandise to choose from, but I'd rather give less jerky establishments on State Street my business. You don't wanna bother these guys. They've got shirts to fold.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I have heard about Steve's for a long time, but beng from Charlotte I do not like to venture this far south frequently but it was worth the trip. The bartenders could be a little more attentive but give a healthy pour so I'm not complaining. They have a nice open back patio area for outside fun and all the smokers. I will return mainly because on Wednesday nights the have the live band Sun Dried Vibes, which reminded me of Sublime but with a unique twist. They are amazing, even their original songs sound like hits and get the crowd jumping. There are also great drink specials almost everyday of the week!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: WTF is up with the freaky aliens that were giving away Jager bombs that tasted like cough syrup. We had a huge group and reserved a table with bottle service. Given that we had 15 in our group, we had a 3 bottle minimum with unlimited mixers and a server. The prices for the bottles ran from $425 to a little over $1000 each. A bottle of grey goose was $475 and the bottle of Jack was $425, so you're looking at a 10-12x markup from just picking it up from the liquor store. We dropped some significant $$$ in here but it was well worth it because we didn't have to wait in line and got into the club right when it opened. Heck, if you're going to Vegas, you might as well do it big or not go at all. Overall, it was a fun night! Lots of good looking people that was ready to party at the club and the after party in the hotel room!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Wonderful ambience - great outdoor bar! The bartenders are friendly and attentive. The vino is excellent and the lasagne is to die for! Also had the pizza and it was good as well. I'll definitely be back.