QUES: I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .

Question with options: What is the reason Laziness and I are BFFs ?
ANS: I am lazy .
QUES: I offered one last , " excuse me " when the brim of his hat nearly severed my head and managed to finally take a seat . As soon as I did , he backed into me and nearly fell into my lap . He regained his balance and turned with a surprised look .

Question with options: Why is the narrator so mad at the man in the shared space ?
ANS: He is being rude .
QUES: Dad 's favorite candy is Whoppers , so I knew the Malt Shop Cupcakes I saw over at Peanut Butter and Julie 's would be perfect . I ca n't give you the recipe here , no no , you must see Julie 's great blog for yourself ! Here was my table for last night .

Question with options: What is the narrator going to get for their father ?
ANS: They will get them some sweets .
QUES: What in the world is going on?And why have n't I posted ? Am I not done with my residency ? Am I not home now , with cable internet access for 24 hour posting capabilities ? I am home in WV now .

Question with options: What happened before ?
ANS:
I was at my residency