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Output: I would absolutely love to tell you that I discovered a gem on Thomas Road. I would love to be able to write how magnificent this place was but alas, I can't. I never got to taste anything. I never got to order anything. I walked into this dirt hole, holding my breath and tongue, and willing to order something in the hope that I could find some good Mexican food (good Mexican food is actually an oxymoron), anyway, I stood where it said "order here." I stood, and stood, I looked around, it appeared there was still business being conducted. A couple were eating in a booth. Hmmm....I stood. Waiting. No one came out from the back to acknowledge me, or take my order. Now this isn't Pizzeria Bianco where if you ignore me I will wait. If you spit on me I will wipe it off and take the abuse to be able to experience the pizza. No, this is a dirty, disgusting Mexican dump situated a few feet across from an hourly motel and down the street from a strip club. This place should be lucky anyone has walked in and kiss my feet. Well, I gave up, I started to walk out and just as I was heading to the door, some "person" walked out from the back. I left. If the service is that bad, I can't believe the food is going to sway me otherwise. In fact, I feel like I was saved from a case of botulism or diphtheria.

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Output: Bread, cookies, pastry, cakes and pies. We've tried very nearly everything at Great Buns and it's all good! The service/atmosphere is fun... Like a old world market in Europe. I just can't say enough about how good everything is but the crazy part... The prices are very reasonable. If you've ever enjoyed top quality baked goods in one of the many high end Vegas restaurants, there is a very good chance you've eaten a Great Buns product... They obviously serve a very long list of wholesale customers. You'd think that a massive operation like Great Buns would be relatively cold to individual retail customer suggestions but that is not the case... They are warm and engaging. I would go here even as a tourist staying on the Strip... You will not get out the door without a load of great stuff!

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Output: $2.50 for a Hawaiian boobie girl calendar. $15 or so for 3 bags of beef jerky in its own carrying bag. $3 or so for one of those plumeria hair clips. OK, so we didn't get the boobie calendar, but this place it cool. I had to resist buying the mac nut crunch.

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This place was just "OK". One of the reasons I choose a restaurant is to get food I can't get at home. In this restaurant's defense, I was referred there to try the ribs--and I ordered something else--The combo platter with hot links, pulled pork, and briskett; all were good, however I wouldn't order the pulled pork again, just didn't impress me. Baked beans & Macaroni & cheese were absolutely wonderful. The service, well it was just slow and unnattentive. We're talking about serving food that is 100% pre-cooked, so after the order is placed it should simply be the time it takes to plate the food and bring it to the table. 40-mins? I counted six customers in the place. I was hoping for a good hole-in-the wall BBQ joint, but what I got was a chain restaurant, and if I wanted that, I would've gone to Lucille's.