Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This place was amusing. It is a hospital themed restaurant in downtown. There is a weigh machine inside and can be seen outside that customers that weigh more than 350lbs eats free. Once you enter, the hostess and waitress dressed in nurse uniform comes and help you get into a hospital gown and a bracelet similar to what you would wear at the hospital. The waitor and waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). Each patient wears a hospital gown before ordering and those who do not finish their meal receive a paddling by one of the "nurses" with the option to buy the paddle afterwards. I had a burger and I couldn't finish it and had no place to hide it, I tried. The male nurse gave me 3 wacks while my friends videoed me and laughed their butt off. It was all a good fun but man did it hurt! The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers ranging from 8 to 32 ounces of beef and all-you-can-eat "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), beer and tequila, and soft drinks such as Jolt and Mexican-bottled Coca-Cola made with cane sugar. The food was okay but I thought it was a fun place to come and people watch being paddled so come with single friends or for ladies night out.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I Took my car in and they kept it for 2 days to tell me that the part is several weeks out so i picked up my vehicle. I dropped it back off for the repairs knowing that my estimate says a total of 7.1 hours of work yet it took them 10 days to give me my car back. They performed work with out my approval and i had to pay for it. I asked the owner to make my balance an even $500 from $604.00, he looked at me like i was smoking crack right there in front of him. i politely began describing my terrible experience issue after issue, he had no interest in addressing nor acknowledging my concerns. He quickly agreed to the discount to get me out of his face and he walked right out with out saying a word. 7.1 hours, I questioned who in the world has 10 days to be without their vehicle? To their credit work was good and i saved $106 bucks but it was not worth it. I suggest getting every thing down on paper and sticking to their estimate.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Strange, came here on a whim after not having reservations anywhere in Vegas, and being extremely hungry at 8:30pm, which would have been peak hours. Guess I was lucky that night. Come to think of it, I was. I made $475 at roulette that night. Asked for a table for 3 - and immediate seating, right along the outer wall, so that we could people watch. No bad experience with 45 minute waits, or being rejected for seating. Strange group of people sifting through Vegas at those hours. Ordered a carpaccio, and a special rib-eye steak pasta. My girlfriend ordered the Calamari and Fusilli pasta, with proscuitto, peas, and truffle butter. Carpaccio - Not sure what to expect. Quite good, peppery with the peppercorns, arugula. Felt like it was missing some dressing, however. Parmesan Regianno was a bit overpowering. Seasoned mushrooms on top of the carpaccio was a good touch though. Calamari - Excellent consistency and seasoning. Not overpoweringly salty, tender calamari, but crispy batter on outside. Slight lime flavoring to accompany the taste. Basil aioli was a bit excessive, but nicely placed on the side, so completely optional. Fried pepperoncini also was quite good, made me want to eat it even though I'm not a fan of milder peppers in general. Rib-eye pasta - A very heavy pasta, using Radiatore pasta, with rib-eye steak and caramelized onions. Rib-eye was a bit overdone, in my opinion. Did not seem as tender, and did not take advantage of the natural marbling of typical rib-eye. May not have been the best cut. However, flavoring was excellent. Very hearty, like a stew. Good for a warmer day, though in Vegas, that never happens. Fusilli - Brilliant pasta dish. Although, it's not hard to mess up this one. Simple Fusilli con Piselli e Proscuitto. Though tasted so rich, likely due to truffle butter. Mmm. Truffle butter. Service was a bit weird. We had another over-excited waiter. Edged on creepy. Though he was there when we needed him, and very witty for the times - I believe he took us to be a young crowd, and adapted accordingly. 5 stars - Excellent food - and reasonable prices. -1 for overcooked ribeye in pasta. +1 for immediate seating. +2 for excellent tender and yet crispy calamari (probably some of the best I've had), and truffle butter.