Problem: This hotel is pretty glamorous. I am not a fan of Las Vegas, not the typical fan. I only need two days to tire of the lights and noise and lack of windows. And every hotel is like a maze; sure, they have signs to somewhat guide you through the hotels, and arrows on some carpet areas, but still. They make these hotel exits difficult in hopes to trap your drunken state into sitting down and gambling away more dollars. It works. I did not gamble away my money, all the $5 roulette tables were occupado when I was trying to gamble, shucks. Anywho, THE BELLAGIO. They seemed efficient enough at the front desk. They messed up someone else's room in my party, but he ended up getting upgraded to the honeymoon sweet, which was SICK. Our room was just normal, but the beds were insanely melt-on-your-back comfortable. The atrium smelled of roses and geraniums, plenty of shops and cafe's, and the buffet had more meat than a vegetarian can handle. Last but not least? The pools. Excellent set-up. Vegas is too crowded for my typical vacation style, but for a weekend get-away, this hotel is awesome and smack in the middle of the strip! The rooms were nice and cool too, the A.C. caps at 62 degrees, but that's cold enough for me.
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Problem: Tried to stop in, and they were out of food.
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Problem: Paella, pitcher of legit sangria, a few other small plates (all of which were good) and it was the best end to our Vegas vacay.
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Problem: Yuck. The only reason this place gets 2 stars is that service was good. First of all they put Thousand Island dressing on EVERY burger they make. I tell you this because if you order a bacon guacamole cheeseburger like me and assume it won't have it - you would be wrong. So be sure you say no 1k Island - they will put it on every burger - yuck! Still, this is not the worst part of the burger. I swear with the first bite into mine the beef reminded me of my high school cafeteria. Double yuck. It was just not good. We did get some cheese fries that weren't bad, but I tell you if I didn't have a few vodka tonics in me I am not sure I could have stomached more than a few bites. It was not a good burger! The waitress was friendly and on top of service, the Hawaiian decor was fun and the bathrooms were clean - that is about it. Skip it.
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