INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Cleverbot doesn't have a great grasp of the emotional context that is necessary to understand human communication. It will usually take everything you say literally. Because of this, Cleverbot isn't too "clever" when it comes to emotional questions and outbursts. Try typing a furious, rambling insult or tearfully asking for Cleverbot's forgiveness for some imagined slight usually, its response won't make much sense. One sure-fire way to get Cleverbot's wires crossed is to send it messages that don't make sense to humans, either. Typing in gibberish, either by purposefully misspelling words, making up new words, or just mashing randomly on the keyboard, can get some funny results. For instance, try the sample messages below: "Asuerycbasuircanys" (random gibberish) "What is your opinion on the tornalions in reffriddo?" (made-up words) "Wut arr ewe dewing laiter this eavning?" (misspelled words) Cleverbot doesn't have the common sense to be able to piece together sentences that use slang especially modern slang. Using lots of colloquialisms and "street" lingo in your messages can usually get Cleverbot's metaphorical head to spin. The more slang you use, the better, as even literal-minded Cleverbot can usually figure out simple sentences like "What's up, dog?" Try getting started with one of these examples: "h0w 4r3 y0u d01n6, cl3v3rb07?" (1337speak) "Yo, what's up, bro? Lemme ask you a question, broseph - how are you doing today, broheim?" (Bro-y slang) "Well, pardner, it's about time we saddle up, hit that old dusty trail, and high-tail it out of here." (Cowboy slang) The longer and more complex the things you send to Cleverbot are, the less likely it will be to respond correctly. Typing out rambling, meandering messages (or even entire conversations) can get some pretty funny responses out of Cleverbot. Don't be afraid to stop one sentence and begin another periods, question marks, and exclamation points are allowed in the middle of your message. For instance, you might want to have the same sort of long, aimless chat you might have when you're catching up with a friend. For instance, you might try: "Cleverbot, how are you? I was just thinking about you. I hope you're doing well. I had a great weekend - I went hiking up on Castle Rock on Saturday. Beautiful views from the top. Have you ever been up there? We should go sometime. Anyway, I just wanted to know what you were up to." The longer you follow a certain line of questioning, the more likely Cleverbot is to "crack". By the time you're ten or twelve messages into a conversation, Cleverbot has forgotten what you were originally talking about and is simply responding literally to each message as best as it can. This can lead to some pretty bizarre conversations, especially if Cleverbot misunderstands something you type. You may want to try using the "Think For Me!" button on Cleverbot.com for this. This button makes Cleverbot think up a response to its own message for you. Since Cleverbot is basically communicating with itself, using this button can quickly cause the conversation to devolve into nonsense, even if you only use it a few times.

SUMMARY: Talk with a lot of emotion. Talk in gibberish. Use a lot of slang. Use long messages. Keep your conversation going for a long time.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: This will force the iPod Touch to power down. This will let you know that the iPod has shut down completely. Your iPod will boot up and display the Home or Lock screen.

SUMMARY: Press and hold the Power and Home buttons for eight seconds. Wait for the screen to go completely black. Press and hold the Power button until you see the Apple logo.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Check the "Events" page on Facebook or run a quick search for "brand events" along with the name of your city. The results you pull up will give you an idea of what's happening near you. Businesses like automobile manufacturers, clothing designers, alcohol distilleries, cell service providers, and consumer technology companies all hold marketing events on a regular basis. While you're browsing, think about what kind of things you're passionate about. Chances are, you'll be able to find at least one opportunity that lines up with your interests. If you're confronted with so many option that you're not sure where to start, it may help to make a list of all the companies you could see yourself representing and narrow it down to the 2 or 3 that you like the most. Ask around to find out who's running the event and approach them about the possibility of becoming a paid associate. They'll give you a rundown on the necessary qualifications and characteristics they look for in an ambassador, as well as the exact responsibilities that the role entails. At the very least, they'll be able to put you in touch with the person in charge of hiring. Take some time to learn a little about the company before you show up. The more knowledgeable and enthusiastic you seem, the more likely it is that they'll want to bring you on board. In some cases, you may be able to apply for a job as a brand ambassador the old-fashioned way. Visit the website of the company you want to work for and check out their "careers" or "opportunities" page. Once you're there, look for a link to an application or contact form where you can express interest in the position and tell the company's marketing managers a little about yourself. If you don't see any listings on the company's website, try looking for related postings on job search sites like Monster, Indeed, and LinkedIn. Depending on the product or service being advertised, previous experience in marketing or hospitalities may give you an edge over other applicants. As a brand ambassador, your duties will include things like handing out samples, performing product demonstrations, and giving special presentations about the company and what they do. You may also be asked to arrive early or stay late to help out with other tasks like setting up booths and displays. Brand ambassadors are also typically given shirts, hats, jackets, and other specially branded apparel to wear. Be prepared to do anything else the event organizers need you to do, such as stocking backup products or signing up interested customers for the company's mailing list.

SUMMARY: Research brand events going on in your area. Talk to a company representative in person at an upcoming event. Apply to work at the company's next event. Represent the company at future events.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: You will need to store your lipstick in something so that it doesn't get dusty or dirty. Here is a list to give you some ideas: Contact lens case Empty lipstick or chap stick tubes Empty lip balm container Empty eye shadow or blush containers Pill boxes Your lipstick will start to harden quickly and you will need to pour it into its container before it sets. Make sure that your containers are within reach and open, so that they will be ready.

SUMMARY:
Select your lipstick container. Keep the container open and set it aside.