QUES: Earlier this year , our fair city decided it was time to start doing exterior home inspections , and our street was in the initial batch . We got dinged on two counts - the old compost pile ( the one that ended up growing corn a few years ago ) , which was described as a " rubbish pile " in the citation , and that our sidewalk had levels that differed by more than 3/4 " ( basically - one slab was sunken about 3/4 " relative to the rest . Another one is slightly crooked and sunken , but it 's less than 3/4 " ) .

Question with options: What might be the reason for my sarcasm in referring to my city as fair ?
OPTIONS:
- Because the city cited me for two major things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .
- Because the city commended me for two minor things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .
- Because the city commended me for two major things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .
- Because the city cited me for two minor things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .
ANS: Because the city cited me for two minor things , a rubbish pile and uneven sidewalk .
Problem: I had gotten so used to seeing people barely dressed for the almost three hours we were there that putting on clothes again seemed weird at first . Truly odd since I was meeting two of these people for the first time and was immediately introduced to them in all their glory . This was a lot of fun and is exactly the sort of thing I need to do this year .

What may happen after meeting nearly naked people ?
OPTIONS:
- Will feel ashamed .
- Will feel intimidated .
- Will be embarrased .
- Will be excited to meet them .

A: Will be excited to meet them .
Question:
I decided that today would be a good day to take a sick day . Last night Jodi and I broke up and I ' m thinking this time it 's for good . I come to find out that I was being lied to and in a sense even cheated on . Over the 4th , she lied to everyone about where she was going .
Answer the following question: What happened after last night ?
OPTIONS:
- Jodi lied about where she was going .
- I found out Jodi cheated on me .
- I decided to take a day off of work .
- Jodi and I broke up for good .
Answer:
I decided to take a day off of work .
Question:
" I ' m keeping one of your jumpers , babe . And - " he pauses a beat . " Your car , if you want . That way we can keep it , until we figure out if we 'll be back here .

Why is the girlfriend taking an item from her boyfriend ?
OPTIONS:
- She wants the item in case she needs to call him .
- She wants the item in case her battery dies .
- She wants the item in case she needs to reach out .
- She wants the item in case she wants to remember him .
Answer:
She wants the item in case her battery dies .
IN: The long - sleeved black shirt and tights do not come with the costume , I just added those for warmth . This was only worn for 1 - 2 hours , and is in EXCELLENT condition . Hurry ! Halloween is right around the corner !
What would happen if you did n't add the black long - sleeve ?
OPTIONS:
- You would be too warm .
- You would have no shirt on .
- The costume would be incomplete .
- You would be cold .

OUT: You would be cold .
I was feeling sad last night and decided via a process of reasoning I would prefer not to scrutinize too closely right now that buying something would make me feel better . Before you go throwing stones , know that the something was a paper pad with cute bunnies on it . Anyway , I went to pay and PayPal started screaming at me .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- New things make people see life in a new way .
- Some people feel better when they spend money .
- Some people feel better with no money in the bank .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for feeling better after buying something new ?
Some people feel better when they spend money .