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Output: Heard so many great reviews of this place. My experience was horrible. To start off they took forever to seat a party of 7. While there was numerous seats available. Once seated we had to go looking for the waiter because we never got menus they took forever to take our orders. They were out of numerous items on their menu. The waiter had a bad attitude throughout our whole dinner. Will not be going back. Food not worth horrible customer service.

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Output: This rating if not so much for the staff but the food. The staff was pleasant - can't complain there. However, for the price and with all the buffet options in Las Vegas, this place does not deserve to have the highest rating on Yelp. Bacchanal should be in the middle of the pack. The husband and I were visiting Vegas in September. We did a buffet a day. Mirage's Cravings was the best.

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Output: I don't get it. Seriously? People *seriously* like this place? It's like McDonald's or Wendy's, but with only 3 things to choose from on the menu! If you have the time go The Original Hamburger Works and sit in comfort and have a real burger.

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This review belongs on a police blotter, as I definitely witnessed several crimes against food. Soggy pizza, undercooked pasta, grey meat they referred to as beef, hard and rubbery rolls. I kept trying and trying to find something good, but alas, I was disappointed right up to the point of ice cream. The ice cream was Edy's, so they didn't really have an opportunity to screw it up. We ate for free due to a promotional coupon, but I have to honestly say I would pass on this unless I was being paid to eat here. Free was still too expensive.