IN: Have you noticed the newest and improved college football team ... Eastern Carolina ? They have shocked America ! The first week they faced the Virginia Tech Hokies and beat them from a blocked punt that led them to a impressive upset victory that the crowd just went wild over . After all of the excitement , they headed home and had to worry about the biggest game on their schedule that was the next Saturday , game 2 .
Why is the narrator high on Eastern Carolina ?

OUT: They pulled off a big win over Virginia Tech .

IN: The oldest city in the US , St. Augustine , Florida , has the whole of the city lit up in white lights on Christmas . No lights except white are allowed on Christmas . Then again , many Americans love to hit Hollywood , California to treat their eyes to the annual Parade of Stars , while others entertain themselves at Christmas concerts or caroling festivities in and around the cities .
What month of the year do St. Augustine residents turn on their decorative lights ?

OUT: They turn them on in December .

IN: I wish I could answer my exam questions like this . Imagine : The question asks for the importance of water and joints in limestone - cave formations . Imagine : The answer I give : Quite important I guess . If you like your caves big . We look unstable . We are on an unstable bridge .
Why is the narrator choosing to be difficult with answering questions ?

OUT:
They are trying to be sarcastic .