Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This club is a nice looking club, newly opened, empty, terribly promoted.
Q: negative

A: I was looking to get away from the WSOP last night for awhile and stopped by this little Mexican restaurant up the street. What a mistake. I do not like to post terrible reviews unless they are truly warranted. This was my experience. When I arrived there was one other table occupied and that should have been a clue. I sat down and after asking for water a gruff man (the owner?) came back with a water and chips/salsa. The red salsa was the one good part of the night while the green salsa was bland and tasteless. I asked to place my order right away. I ordered a burrito with green chile(pork) as I usually use this basic dish to judge Mexican restaurants. It was $9. First I received some starter soup that was was overly salty and plain. Then, I sat there for about 20 minute in which one additional party arrived and my water ran out. My waiter never came back once during this time. When this other party got their food first(after ordering 10 minutes after me) I began to hope the food would be special to make up for it. My food finally arrived and that forced the waiter to finally acknowledge the lack of water. My immediate impression was that it looked great, a wet burrito with cheese and green sauce that came with rice/beans. I started on the sides and they were basic and satisfactory. Then I made the mistake of eating the main course. I cut into the burrito and immediately saw it was filled with little cubes of waxy meat. The first taste wasn't any better. It wasn't like any chile verde or green chile I've ever had. There was the hideous meat, overcooked tough chunks of pork. I've never had stewed or marinated pork with this texture/consistency. A few pieces of onion and chiles was also inside but nothing else and there was very little green chile flavor. My initial thought was to ask for a refund but I don't like to do that so I literally picked out the meat and ate most of the wet tortilla and cheese only. That's how bad it was, and I still tipped around 15% against my better judgment. I just don't understand how they can serve meat/food this terrible. I've yet to find decent Mexican food in Las Vegas but even this was the bottom of the barrel. The lack of any discernible service was the icing on the fail cake.. Do yourself a favor and avoid this restaurant. I'd rate it a zero if I could.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Okay, so not exactly authentic, but just as good as Chang's in my opinion. I would recommend Pei Wei if you are in the mood for Chinese and want to get something consistent. They make their food to order, but it pretty much always tastes the same. It's like a fast food version of P.F Chang's and cheaper. My favorite is the Mongolian with Tofu and Veggies. If you are ordering takeout, I would recommend calling ahead at least 25 minutes before you want to pick it up. I have called and been told 30-45 minutes until my order was ready, because it was lunch time or behind a huge order.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I saw this is the middle of March and sat in the VERY last row of the theater. But guess what? We could see fine, stayed far enough from the stage for my friend whose afraid of acrobat's sanity, and saved a lot of buck! Our tickets were only $75. Get to the theater very, very early. The show starts a half hour before its stated time and only runs for about 1 1/2 in total. I left wanting more. The stage is indeed impressive and more than a few times I asked myself how anyone could dream up such a feat. Although the stage seems a heavy slab of engineering genius, the stage metamorphosizes throughout the show to blend in with each scene providing at times the backdrop and at others the centerpiece of the show. Although we were impressed by the acrobatics, a consensus favorite among our group of six were the shadow puppets; animated and full of personality. (Minus one star because I could not make out the story line among everything else going on, which together with the show's brevity, left me somewhat unsatisfied.)
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output: I was starving and I'd never been there before, so I thought I'd try it out. I ordered the Greek salad with chicken and my mom ordered the Steak sandwich. We waited about 15 minutes for the food and when it came, it looked.... Unappetizing. But wait... The taste was....even worse. Maybe we ordered the wrong thing, I don't know. I've never had such awful food before. The chicken in my salad was obviously microwaved breaded leftover chicken. My mom said her sandwich was like a overly salted frozen steak-um sand which. It was worse than bad fast food. I told the waitress, who was the only redeeming quality in this place, and she said she could take it off our check or bring something else. She was really nice, but by then my appetite was lost and I was scared to try anything else. She told the owner, who came to the table, and I explained that the food was awful. He said there must be something wrong with me, because he's been in business for 9 years. Yes, there must be something wrong with me because I like quality food. I really don't know they stay in business when the owner is so rude and their food sucks.... The only good thing about this place was the wait help (I forgot her name, the young lady with dark hair) and their kid's menu chicken Parmesan was decent. SIDENOTE: After leaving this review mistakenly under the Floridino's in Chandler, the owner of the Floridino's in Chandler left me a message informing me that they ARE NOT the same. The Floridino's in Gilbert has a different owner/management and they refuse to change their name. Sorry about that Floridino's in Chandler. I wouldn't want to be affiliated with them either...
Q: negative

A:
Food is good. But if you're looking for fast service, don't bother. It took almost an hour to get our food. And with 2 young ones with us that doesn't fly. Not only that, they served the adult food first. :/