Instructions: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: I do not understand the hype over the Nitty Gritty. This place is honestly one of the lousiest bars AND one of the lousiest restaurants on campus. They just have a brilliant marketing scheme going for them, which associates the Nitty with birthdays and everything UW. The burgers here are mediocre at best, but usually err more on the side of diarrhea-inducing. They're steeped in enough grease to give even the toughest fat man a stomachache, and the meat is reminiscent of a McDonald's Big and Nasty.

Going here for a drink is usually a complete shitshow; it gets so crowded and loud in here that you can't have a conversation with someone sitting across the table from you, or make a trip to the bathroom without weaving in and out of people like a fucked-up roomba. The people aren't too bad, but if as-college-as-it-gets isn't your thing, you'll feel out of place. However, there is a slightly lower proportion of frat boys here than your average campus bar.
Output:
2 stars