Problem: HATE brunch . Also , the people who " go have brunch " are usually the same types who drink bottled water even though they live in MANHATTAN , WHICH HAS THE BEST TAP WATER IN THE COUNTRY FOR GOD 'S SAKE . And they get all twitchty if they have to get into a crowded subway with a homeless person . Mind , this is n't all of them , and I ' m being a perfectly insufferable little thing , because I really hate brunch a lot . OK .

Why does the narrator think drinking bottled water is silly ?

A: The local tap water is great .

Problem: Maybe that 's why I had such a hard time getting over a girl I liked or an incident that happened . In fact , that probably has something to do with it . But is this timeline confusion part of me , a side effect of medication , or a phsyical problem with me . It 's quite creepy at times .

What is the narrator struggling with at this time ?

A: A recent breakup .

Problem: Oh yeah , I forgot . Audrey 's name is next on the list at the security company . She lives the second closest and her last name starts with a D. Alphabetically , she faces the same issues I do .

What may happen after I remember Audrey is next on the list ?

A:
I giver her a call .