Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
She is wearing a pink dress, then smiling gently as she looks down at something. She

Ex Output:
takes a drag off of her cigarette as she stirs.

Ex Input:
Someone sits on the bed and pulls someone down beside her. Someone

Ex Output:
breaks the sheet to reveal someone, looking around excitedly.

Ex Input:
Nearby, someone bends and nuzzles someone, then kisses his forehead. Someone

Ex Output:
approaches a lanky female maid, who sits by.