Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Our cab driver suggested this eatery as cheap and tasty and off the beaten (read: tourist) track. Wasn't disappointed. We had the orange beef and the kung pao chicken and couldn't finish the massive portions. They also afforded us a pot of complimentary green tea and a huge big bowl of pork and lotus flower root soup which was an unexpected pleasure!! And were nice enough to call us a cab when we were ready to leave. Minus one star for having only one beer (heineken). Would liked to have supped on something a little more asian. Still, worth the visit... And cheap as chips!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: It's good. It's the only sushi boat place. I know in town.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Last month we stayed at the Luxor hotel for my birthday. Being that T&T was close by and we didn't feel like walking super far away for lunch, we decided to eat here. WORST DECISION EVER!! The food was mediocre, but it was the service that we received that was literally the worst I have ever experienced! The waiter seemed to be having a bad day. I asked him twice if he could bring me some limes for my tacos, eventually I had to go to the bar to get them myself from a bartender. 2 of our friends came and joined us about 5 mins after we ordered, and they bring us the check for everyone before we even recieved our food, what kind of restaurant does that? So we complained to the manager, he comes and says he's going to take care of everything, instead he brings us all a round of tequila shots that we never asked for and don't want as if that makes everything better! We just wanted to leave we were waiting for about 45 mins and weren't even busy! We wont be back!