IN: today is good day , well if it 's Wednesday , it 's myyyyyy day ! i do n't why , but if which day each week is Wednesday , i always have some thing good , or might go somewhere to shopping with my mom . -Well yes , have a bad day , too . It 's Friday .
Why do I enjoy Wednesdays so much ?

OUT: It is always a lucky day for me .

IN: I was sooo excited when I was at school and looking forward to going away and getting away from my parents , who practically ignored me the whole time I was growing up . So I arrive at uni so full of excitement and at first have lots of friends , then I start getting bullied by my flatmates , loads of people I used to get on with stop speaking to me cos my flatmates were horrible to them even tho I had nothing to do with it . Oh , well I thought , it 's my year abroad next year , I ' m sure I 'll make loads of friends then . The first week I arrive some asshole spreads rumours that I do n't like anyone ( not true at all ! )
Why did people stop being my friends ?

OUT: They associated me with my flatmates

IN: It STINKS of money . But oh my god the administrative stuff here is so convoluted ! It was a nightmare last week trying to register for my classes and pay my fees and just generally keep my head above water .
What occupation do I hold ?

OUT:
I 'm a student right now .