Problem: Wait, how have I not reviewed Crepes Parisiennes? I first fell in love with crepes in my early teenage years, when a crepe shop opened up in my hometown of State College. Yes, the town that is best known for its love of football and binge drinking once had a restaurant that sold crepes that were practically transcendent, stuffed with anything you could imagine. Not surprisingly, it didn't last long, and my heart broke when it closed and I could only get my crepe fix on my yearly family vacations to Disney World. In my sophomore year of college, I studied abroad in Italy, and rediscovered my crepe obsession when I found them in a British-style pub. A trip to Paris for four days had me eating the simple street version each day for breakfast. And then I returned to State College, crepeless and sad. How excited was I when I moved to Pittsburgh and found Crepes Parisiennes? I don't even think I need to answer that question. These are GOOD crepes. Perfectly crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. The topping list is unfortunately very limited. They don't have many veggies, they only have one type of cheese, and they don't have bacon for your breakfast crepe or strawberries for your dessert crepe. Still, you can't really go wrong with any of the combinations. I came back to State College and tried the new crepe shop in town, and it sucked. It made me realize that I totally take Crepes Parisiennes for granted. The food might be simple, but trust me when I say Pittsburgh is lucky to have it!
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Problem: One of coolest grocery stores I have ever stumbled upon. Complete with healthy food, fruit and a turn-table. Super cool laid-back staff, cool tunes and free WiFi. What more could you ask for? Maybe a pool out back??? Just sayin
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Problem: I wanted to like it. I really did. I want to support independent "original" restaurants here in Madison. And I had a $10 coupon. So I thought the fam and I would give it a try. This may be one of the worst restaurants in Madison I have been to. Complete tourist trap. The service was poor. Our waitress was nice enough but just sloppy in general. A table of two sat down 15 minutes after we did. They waited atleast 10 minutes before one of them flagged down a waitress, who came over, asked for their drink order. They ordered their drinks and appetizers. Neither came within 20 minutes. They got up and left. I felt absolutely horrible for them. We ordered two kids meals, I ordered the fish fry, and my wife a tilapia. I did get a cup of clam chowder. The clam chowder was the only decent tasting dish, but that's probably because it had a stick of butter in it. My fish fry was easily subpar, my wife's dish was cold and very bland. My kids.... liked their french fries and chicken tenders (what kid doesn't?). The view here, if you can call it that, isn't that impressive, even though they label themselves as "Madison's only lakeside restaurant." I will never go back, unfortunately. This place seems very much like a tourist trap with mediocre food at above average prices. *sigh* And I just read the Madison Magazine's "Best" and this place was voted #3 for seafood!? Just goes to show that that Magazine is not about objectivity but about "who can get people to vote the most."
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Problem: We went there cuz was recommended on one of the food shows. Aside from alot of food, I was really not impressed. Was just so much and flavor got all mixed together. Very good service. But will also cause a heart attack if go too often. And we also got a mango drink. Was in this hug glass. But too sweet for my taste bud.
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