Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This place has bomb smoothies. I've had the mango tango and the green and glowing. They both make me want more! They also have a mini restaurant. They're burgers are delicious, juicy, and organic! Yum! I love their meat. Mmm meat

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Let me just preface this with "IN MY OPINION" since I know people get fiercely zealous about their burger joints, especially Five Guys, for some reason. So, IN MY OPINION... I thought it was balls. Maybe it was the build-up, but I found my "little cheeseburger" with grilled onions bland and mushy. The bun was so soaked in mayonnaise, I feel it coming out my pores. The meat was BLAND-o-rama, the grilled onions had so much skin left on, I had to keep picking it out and the cheese was both flavorless and so plentiful that it ended up just making the whole experience a mushy, bland, bready mess. Other low points: the music was way, way, WAY too loud. It was frigid in there because there's an air vent pointed at every table and the fries were limp, but mediocre, at best. Fatburger is better. So is In-n-Out. So is Smashburger. Even the new Wendy's burgers are better. This was my first ever experience with Five Guys, so I don't know about some of the other locations that might be brilliant, but I found it way overrated. Fairly certain I wont return.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Really good dimsum for a really good price if you're ever in Vegas and looking for some dimsum. They got a good amour of selections there as well