This was the first day of school , I had a student get so worked up that she threw up on herself , I had criers all day ... it was an interesting day where I found myself trying to figure out what I was doing out here in Egypt . But I talked to the other seasoned teachers and they all had havoc so I guess it was n't all too bad then . Today was a lot better , only one crier but he eventually dried up his tears . But I already have a troublesome child whom I would love to just glue the seat of his pants to a chair ; he 's always wandering here and there , and always needing to change chairs .

OPTIONS:
- I attend kindergarten at the local elementary school .
- I work nights as a janitor at an elementary school .
- I am a kindergarten teacher at an elementary school .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: What is my occupation ?

I am a kindergarten teacher at an elementary school .
question: Also like Worf , my clock underwent experimental " surgery " when I attempted to get it to run on batteries in the hope that it was just the electrical cord that was damaged . No luck . My dead clock sat on my night table , not chiming and not telling me the time . For three days . Until two days ago around midnight when I heard from inside the closed lid the sound of a chime tuned to E. I quickly opened the lid to discover that my alarm clock was on and flashing 12:00 , having apparently regenerated itself from its redundant Klingon anatomy .

OPTIONS:
- It is infused with organic material .
- In every way it is like Worf .
- None of the above choices .
- It uses a sort of experimental new way of showing time .
Q: What is probably something odd about the time device ?

answer: It is infused with organic material .
QUES: I told him to say namaste . He said that meant that which is divine in me greets that s what is divine in you . In the paper today there was an article about his death . His mother is quoted as saying that he had signed up for a yoga class the day before he died .

Question with options: what may be a fact about the person that died ?
OPTIONS:
- He was troubled by his emotions .
- None of the above choices .
- He was easily led by others .
- He was taught namaste in yoga class .
ANS: He was taught namaste in yoga class .
Problem: I guess that 's another reason why I wanted to make this blog ... I want to be honest for once . Whew so this was a long one . I think I ' m going to go ahead and end this one . I hope you enjoyed reading this . And I do hope you 'll come back for more .

What do you know about the writer ?
OPTIONS:
- They write for themself
- They do not like long posts
- They enjoy writing for other 's
- They are shy about writing

A: They enjoy writing for other 's
Question:
It 's not that great , but we were all sick of it so we decided it was fine . I went into town this afternoon and hung out with Jonn a little bit and bought the second season of Dexter on DVD . It came with a ' forensics bag ' or something too .
Answer the following question: What is the forensics bag that they bought with John ?
OPTIONS:
- a bag of extras that comes with the Dexter DVD .
- None of the above choices .
- a snack bag for the movie .
- a bag in case they get sick .
Answer:
a bag of extras that comes with the Dexter DVD .
question: Oh yeah , I forgot . Audrey 's name is next on the list at the security company . She lives the second closest and her last name starts with a D. Alphabetically , she faces the same issues I do .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I ignore her and cross her name out .
- I contact her at the security company .
- I skip over her name and pretend it is not there .
Q: What may happen after I remember Audrey is next on the list ?

answer:
I contact her at the security company .