Question:
I can see why so many people are drawn to the west coast . California is intoxicating and I ' m still coming off the high . My only celebrity sighting was Sinbad at the airport ( remember Sinbad and his baggy pants ? Yep , still wears them ) .

Where may the narrator list as a favorite travel destination ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator likes Washington .
- The narrator likes Oregon .
- The narrator likes Texas .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
I lay here on this bed like a sacrificial offering to the Woman on the Moon . I have welcomed her , held her , made love to her so many times ... in my head , in this bed . But before my dreams get too intricate , loneliness and the promise of morning swoop down and snatch her from me like a highway robber . When I am adequately wound up with need , she comes to the foot of my bed and plays me like a tuned up mandolin .

what is the reason morning swoops down and snatches her ?
OPTIONS:
- Morning dawns and I awaken .
- None of the above choices .
- I die in my sleep
- The woman spends all day with me .
Answer:
Morning dawns and I awaken .

Question:
I have cleaned windows , scrubbed floors and bathrooms and kitchens and all manner of other unsightly things and hoovered lots of small crunchy things that were beginning to stick to the bottom of my socks . I have been a true martyr to the cause . Despite this it appears I have been failing dismally on all counts . Every single meal I have cooked has apparently been inedible shite .

What is hoovering ?
OPTIONS:
- Living in a " hooverville " tent city .
- Cleaning the floors .
- None of the above choices .
- polishing with a rag .
Answer:
Cleaning the floors .

Question:
She said " fine , but if you do n't eat that entire thing I ' m going to shove it up your butt ! " . No joke . Dear old Grandma said that . Which comes to another point , she was cheap too .

What may be a fact about their grandma ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- She does n't want food leftover on the table .
- She does n't like when people leave leftovers .
- She wanted to get her money 's worth for the food .
Answer:
She wanted to get her money 's worth for the food .