Man , it is all raining and horrifyingly dank and gothic outside , and the whole situation just makes me want to take a nap , preferably with something cuddly , like a cat or George Clooney . I have gotten nothing done for the last hour , and I am giving the heck up . I do n't know if I ' ve mentioned this before , but I work on the 23rd floor of my building , and so whenever it rains , it seems like the weather is just getting all up in my business , and I have to stop whatever I am doing and watch to make sure that lightning does n't come in through the windows and strangle me at my desk . Which , I am sure it ... would , and all .

Why is the narrator distracted at work ?
It is raining hard .