Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Never. Again. *hork* I have been to this location a couple of times. My friends LOVE this place, and I really wanted to at least like it. But here I sit typing out my review and fighting the urge to double over the trash can at my desk. I can't remember the last time I felt so sick! A few things about last night's dinner stand out...as negative. But I'll start with the positive, which bumped the review up from 1 star to 2. POSITIVE: Our waitress was very friendly and chipper. NEGATIVE: But alas, it was not enough. We ordered edamame, 4 rolls and a couple of sake bombers...um...but the "shot glass" was too big to fit in the glass...so that no worky. The waitress asked if we wanted everything to come at once or if she should bring them out as they were prepared...we chose the latter... 1) we never got our edamame, 2) it took 30 minutes before the first roll came out (with no wasabi or ginger??), the next 2 rolls took an additional 30 minutes, and the 4th roll was about 5-10 minutes after that... 3) the spicy yellowtail (roll #3) had obviously turned, it smelled like bad fish, which I unfortunately didn't realize until it had already made it's way into my mouth...I felt instantly sick and haven't been right since then, which means I didn't even get to enjoy a taste of the 4th roll because I didn't trust it anymore. POSITIVE: She took the yellowtail off our bill...which seems like it would be a no-brainer, but you never know these days. NEGATIVE: No apology for serving us bad fish, and no acknowledgment from the mgr on duty, which should be standard operating procedure at a restaurant. Also, the acoustics are not conducive to having any sort of conversation. The music was at a decent level, but for some reason, the place is just REALLY loud. And finally, and this is just a matter of personal preference, I'm not a fan of the seating arrangement. It's set up in a way so that you are rubbing elbows with other parties and unable to avoid being all up in their kool-aid... POSITIVE: For the moment, I'm still alive (which feels like a negative right now, but I'm hoping that this current wave of nausea will be the last).

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We came here last Saturday around 3pm, no one at the restaurant area except for the bar. Waited 20 mins for the food to come out, we ordered wings to start which tasted really good! However the waitress with the 3 sizes too small pants with a corset and 3 inches of muffin top never gave us plates and didn't come back out so we happily made a mess on the table. The cook brought out the food, my bf ordered the burger and fries for 4.99 which tasted good and I ordered the pulled pork BBQ sandwhich it was a little bland. The reason I'm giving 1 star is for the horrible service and the filth of the place, I posted a picture of the mustard bottle that looks like you can catch hepatitis by touching it, and bathroom stinks of urine and the waitress being as trashy as the dump in the back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I went in on a whim because the line for Subway was so long and the prices looked so good. I ordered a hamburger with potato wedges and a drink. Everything was less than $5 with tax, fantastic! That said, when I got my food, I was less than impressed. The potato wedges were okay, not really my style, I prefer fries, and if there are wedges, I prefer smaller ones - these were giant - but they were pretty decent for what they were. The burger though, was GROSS. The patty was clearly a frozen patty that was cooked at some point - I'm 99% sure it wasn't right before I ate it though because it tasted and had the consistency of something sitting under a heat warmer forever. The staff was polite, but I will probably not be back to give it a second chance - even at these prices. I'd rather pay a little more and get real food.