Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: For me, the food is only half of the experience of going out, so I'll do some simple math: (4 star food + 0 star dining experience)/2 = 2 stars. done and done. I'm not sure who was sitting in a restaurant somewhere thinking, "man, it sure would be great to find a restaurant where instead of sitting comfortably in a booth while someone takes my order, I could be standing in line waiting to give my order to someone", but apparently that incident took place, and this style was born.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I would rate it zero because the manager is a terrible person. They delivered to the wrong apt and when I called they started scalding me over it. Horrible management which means they most likely spit in your food.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Hotel: 1 star Staff: 5 stars Location: 4 stars Hotel: The rooms are in dire need of renovation! I'm sure the rooms are clean but they just look dirty. Old appliances, outdated furniture, and missing coffeepot. Slightly funky older to the room, despite it being a non-smoking room. The only nice accommodation to this place is free wifi. Staff: I arrived at the hotel around 2 pm when check-in was at 3pm. They were friendly, prompt and accommodation. Louis, the gentleman who checked me in, informed me of the restaurant downstairs and shuttle accommodation to the shops located a ways away. Location: Half mile walk to the shops and eateries. If other hotels had available accommodations, I would not have stayed here.