Goal:
how do you slice a pizza?
Answer:
run across it with a pizza cuter.

Goal:
To stop a burning sensation in your mouth due to eating spicy food,
Answer:
put sugar inside your mouth instead of using water.

Goal:
How do I heat up the jar of queso ?
Answer:
Place your unopened jar of queso in a pan of hot water on the stove at medium-low heat for a few minutes.

Goal:
Add slippery surface to snow shovel.
Answer:
Rub both sides of shovel with candle.