[Q]: Objective: milk jug
[A]: can be filled with chocolate syrup while milk is inside

[Q]: Objective: Zipper keeps falling down?
[A]: Attach the zipper to a key ring and put it around your pants button.

[Q]: Objective: How can I hold my hammer onto my ladder?
[A]: With a piece of old leather belt or canvas strap, and a 3/4-in. long screw, you can fix the problem for good by screwing the loop into the ladder.

[Q]: Objective: How to thread a sewing needle.
[A]:
Choose thread, trim end with sharp scissors, hold up needle so you can see the eyehole, push thread through eyehole, pull out other side, then pull enough so ends of thread meet and knot end.