Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The man uses the torch to light the wood in the fire pit. The man
continues smoking the hookah once more.

The girl then puts her hair up into a pony tail and wraps her hair around to make a pun. She
finishes drying her hair and kisses it.

A lady kneels in a canoe as she rows on a lake. A lady
uses a red plastic scraper to remove the debris from the vehicle.