Definition: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
Input: My boyfriend and I were going to a rockabilly convention in Las Vegas from Wednesday, April 4, 2012 through Monday, April 9, 2012. He chose to use Priceline.com to book our reservation. The Monte Carlo Resort and Casino took our offer on name your own price. We were rather enthused when we read their motto: ""Luxury can mean different things to different people. For us, luxury should not be stuffy. Or opulent. Or exclusive. Or make you feel uncomfortable. We believe that luxury should make you feel special, no matter who you are. It should make you feel rich, even if you're not. Luxury should make you feel like a VIP, every day. This is what we believe at Monte Carlo Resort and Casino, and it is what we promise throughout our resort. We want our guests to enjoy the unique, inclusive Las Vegas experience available only at Monte Carlo - unpretentiously luxurious."" Little did we know that this four diamond hotel wouldn't even live up to a Motel 8.

Wednesday, April 4

Upon arrival (10:30 pm), we were immediately greeted by three things.

1) The manager of one of the casino clubs. He wanted us to go to ladies night. We were uninterested and stated as much. He persisted until we took a bracelet.
2) The intense smell of perfume. So intense that you could taste it.
3) A broken revolving door.

After receiving our unwanted bracelet, we proceeded to stand in line for check in. The line was relatively short and we only had to wait for approximately five minutes.

The lady behind the desk greeted us and we started our check-in process. She informed us that we would have to pay an additional resort fee of $20.00 per day. My boyfriend said that the Priceline deal stated that the hotel was paid in full. We were then informed that the $20.00 fee was stated at the bottom of the page. My boyfriend produced his original paper work; the verbiage regarding the resort fee was not on the paperwork. Regardless, we were told we would be required to pay the fee. We then asked what was included in the fee structure. We would receive bottled water, coffee, a newspaper, gym access, local/long distance phone calls, and internet. We told them we had cell phones and didn't need anything we were being charged for. Again, we were told that this fee was not negotiable. My boyfriend gave them his credit card to charge for the resort fee. We completed check in and headed to our room (10-122).

I noticed as we were walking through the corridor that there were stains on the floors and walls as well as rips and gouges in the walls.

We arrived at our room and the first thing we notice is that we were put into a double queen room. My boyfriend immediately calls downstairs to request a king room. Guest services inform us that there are no king rooms available but that they can change our room on Thursday. Whatever, we are tired and agree.

After a long day at work and a short flight, I am in need of a quick shower before bed. As I turn on the lowest shower head that I have personally ever seen (I'm 5'4"") I can't help but notice all of the black mold growing on grout lines of the shower and that the plumbing is deafeningly loud. After my very quick shower, I notice that our bathroom exhaust fan is not working.

The room smells funky and so before bed I try to open the window only to find that the windows are sealed shut.
Output:
NEGATIVE