Perhaps my new goal is to pick up and one with my life . I just do n't know yet . But I am about to lend out the book so here are some memorable quotes for me:"David was catnip and kryptonite to me . " - page 23"But did I have a responsibility to have a family ? Oh lord - responsibility .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He is a super man to me .
- I am attracted to david ( Like catnip ) but I am made weak by him ( because he makes me swoon ) .
- I like the fact that he 's like a rare mineral .
Answer the following question: What is meant by David is Kryptonite and catnip ?

I am attracted to david ( Like catnip ) but I am made weak by him ( because he makes me swoon ) .

George Carlin was my inspiration to go into Stand Up and Improv . I never liked the " saying funny things " kind of stand up ( one liners , etc ) . But then I heard George Carlin --- who did n't say funny things , but * said things funny*.

OPTIONS:
- The narrator likes dark comedy .
- The narrator likes prop comedy .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator likes kid 's comedy .
Answer the following question: What type of comedy does the narrator like ?

The narrator likes dark comedy .

It is the end of an era here on our road ... . I was driving yesterday morning to take Julie to the orthodontist when I noticed that Naked Mower Guy 's house has finally sold . Who is Naked Mower Guy you ask ?

OPTIONS:
- It is the end of the 20th century , which just happens to coincide with the mower sale
- None of the above choices .
- The man would always mow the lawn naked , and now that the mower is sold , this wo n't happen anymore
- The mower was the main source of income for the town , which will now go bankrupt
Answer the following question: What has lead the speaker to decided that the sale of this mower means the end of an era ?

The man would always mow the lawn naked , and now that the mower is sold , this wo n't happen anymore

It helps that my frequent flyer status generally gets me into some lounge where I can relax once I get to the airport , but even if I can not get into a lounge , I will still try to get to the airport early . My wife is the complete opposite - she can not see what is wrong with arriving with just 5 minutes to spare . She has the most frustrating ( for me ) attitude of OK if I miss this flight , I will just get on the next .

OPTIONS:
- They feel they are judging them .
- They feel their flight activity wastes money .
- None of the above choices .
- They feel the spouse is too strict .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator get angry at their wife ?
They feel their flight activity wastes money .