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An example of an negative review: Mixed reviews. I love that I can order online. I typically use a credit card and it's just easier. I will choose a place with online ordering over a place I have to call. (typically). The very first time I ordered we (my girlfriend and I) thought the pizza was amazing. Tons of cheese (I didn't order extra cheese), greasy, good seasoning & all around flavor. The cheesy bread was amazing too! Sounds awesome right? Not so fast. Their website says 45 minutes for delivery. It took about an hour. Have ordered from here about 7 times & only once, has it been on time. But hey, great food is worth the wait right? Sure, if it stayed great. The second time I ordered a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Yum?! And some cheesy bread. OMG hope it gets delivered fast! Haha. Nope like 15 minutes late. And guess what? It was horrible. My "extra cheese" had less cheese that the first pizza I ordered. There was like no seasoning, and it was ice cold. The cheese bread was under cooked, lacked flavor, and had a strange aftertaste. (Never figured out what the taste was). It looked great, but it was horrible. Think most of my $20+ order went in the fridge, then to the garbage can. Ordered zucchini on one of my orders. Not sure which one, but it was a greasy mess. No seasoning, no parm, overcooked, almost completely burnt, with no flavor. Disgusting. Back on a positive. I'm a ranch fanatic. I LOVE the HOMEMADE Ranch dressing but it is not worth 75 cents for a half filled tiny tiny ( I STRESS TINY!!!!) cup of it. Once when I ordered the homemade ranch they sent non homemade buttermilk ranch. Was so mad being I payed for 75 cents each for 3 & they went straight in the garbage. 3rd time I ordered, I just got a pizza. Late delivery, ice cold pizza. Overcooked, not much cheese, no seasoning, no flavor. Edible, but not good. 4th time. Same as above. 5th time, same as above except the food came on time! I think even 5 minutes early, and was still hot. not much cheese, no flavor, no seasoning. Just eh. 6th & last time. Late delivery, cold pizza. Mediocre, edible, nothing to brag about. No idea what happened but I'm very disappointed. That first time I ordered it was amazing. It still wasn't a (mineos) but it was great food. Every time since, has sucked. Seems they got rid of the garlic salt & w/e other seasonings they used. I probably will order from here again at a last resort. They deliver to my house, I can order online, and that's about the only reasons besides hoping it will once again be like it was the first time I ordered. It will be a good while before I order though. Preferably never but we will see. From what I see, they seemed to have had a Grand Reopening from failing before? Not sure if that's true but I don't see them surviving on the food they have been providing. Im hungry, picked up my menus to look through for something to order & decided to leave a review. Now I'm even hungrier from the wait and will find somewhere else to order from.

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An example of an positive review: Went there with a party of 11, we all gave this place a 10 plus. Everything was Delicious and we are all definitely coming back.

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An example of an negative review: Not a very authentic Irish Pub, but then again I have never ever been to Ireland, so what do I know about real Irish Pubs? What I can do is compare McFadden's to other Pubs that I have been to, and all I can say is, meh. I would not even call this place a pub at all. Heck, they don't even refer to themselves as a Pub. The restaurants actual name is McFadden's Restaurant and Saloon. Isn't Saloon an old west term? My Girfriend and I visted this place on a Thurs. night. They had the whole dueling piano thing going on that night and later on they had what they called a "White Trash Bash". $1000 went to the girl they crowned Miss White Trash. We were not interested and left after we finished our meal. Speaking of meals. Their menu included things like pizza, pasta primavera, shepard's pie, egg plant parmesan, St. Louis BBQ ribs, burgers and a Reuben sandwich. I had the Reuben, which was good, but flat like a panini sandwich. It came with shoe string fries that were obviously straight from the freezer. My Girlfriend had the Pasta Primevera. Pasta Primevera in what suppose to be a Irish restaurant? She did enjoy it though. The penne pasta was tossed with garden vegetables, a heavy amount of marinara sauce and garlic bread on the side. I'm gonna have to give this place 2 stars because, "Meh, I've experienced better". We were looking for Irish and what we got was a complete poser pub that served Italian. Italian?

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An example of an negative review: So incredibly let down by this dining experience. Our waiter was simultaneously overbearing and absent-minded. Half of our table got their meals 10-15 mins before the other half and the waiter forgot to bring two of us our desserts. Meanwhile, the food was terrible. The fried green tomatoes lacked any kind of seasoning and the crawfish etouffee was bland and not at all spicy. The tollhouse cookie pie was also a travesty. How does one mess up a cookie pie?! At least the key lime pie was good, but not worth the $250 dollar bill :(