input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If I could give a zero, I would. I'm waiting to be seen, & have been waiting for over 2 hours. I had an appointment at 11:15. Nobody seems to care that everyone here has a scheduled appointment, is in pain & has been waiting such a long time. Highly disappointed in so many things about this experience with Dr Kanter's office at UPMC Presby. He may be a good surgeon, but this system sucks.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Absolutely love this shop! My sisters and I searched for a reputable shop and decided on Broken Dagger because of the reviews. I'm so glad we found this place. The guys are awesome and the quality is great. We'll definitely be returning next time we're in Vegas.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I think I may just start making all my Greek food at home. The hummus was lacking flavor and the pita that came with it was stale. The tzatziki was watery and there was no where near enough on the gyro. The gyro was also disappointing because the meat was just salty. This is a common problem. Chefs often confuse salty as being properly seasoned. Spice racks have more than one spot for a reason. The baklava was inedible. It was so dry and stale but had a pool of ooze at the bottom. Yanni's food is as terrible as the music produced by the man bearing the same name. It is an assault on your pallet.