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Output: I get crickets for my lizard here and I always get good service. All the employees are ok, but the brunette with fair skin in the reptile section that works tuesday afternoons is the best - super fast & friendly.

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Output: OHOHOHOHOH YEAH! Seriously, can ice cream get any better? I forgot how many combos they claim they can swirl. I think its about 10,324,602. Ice cream they have is tits. So smooth with great flavor. Vanilla bean has real vanilla bean spec thingys. The people are super helpful and don't rush you in the midst of concocting your next masterpiece. My past combos include soy coffee ice cream+flax seed+coffee grounds+almonds+peanut butter cups. I've never eaten the ice cream there but am enticed by their library of old books on the wall in the back. One day, I'll sit down and eat rather than running to my car and wolfing it down there.

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Output: Very rude staff. You walk in and the place is completely empty absolutely no ambiance lightening is dark and depressing. We tell the waiter we would like to share an entree and he proceed to explain there will be a $3 charge ??? Hello am i at the Wynn Buffett ??? Food was bland definitely not authentic Mexican food. Not a fan

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Top Chef: Tom Colicchio, Head Judge, Seasons 1-5 Here's my beef with chain restaurants started by people who are looking to capitalize on being well known (Take note Wolfgang)...your "big name" is a double edged sword. On one hand, you're hoping to draw me in to your low-end restaurant because it's Tom Colicchio's place and I've had good experience in your high-end place. With that, though, comes the expectation on my part that you won't serve food that isn't of an appropriate quality to be associated with your name. I was sorely disappointed by my visit to 'wichcraft. I mean, I'm not expecting a sandwich place to be a complete gourmet dining experience, but I judge it as a sandwich place, so its possible to get 5 stars "as a sandwich place'. 'wichcraft left a lot to be desired. The space, in a big Vegas "strip mall" known as the shops at the MGM or whatever, was not that inviting. The sandwich, though was bad. The idea (pork and cabbage) was good, but there was little filling inbetween two slices of very stale bread. Tom, if this was your elimination challenge, I would have told you to pack your knives.