Sentiment analysis: We all have those special places we like to default to for celebrating something special, like a birthday or Singles Awareness Day. My default spot is Macaroni Grill. Not in the sense of, like, "Well, guess we should just go where we always go," but more like, "Yes! It's my birthday and I get to go to Macaroni Grill!" The place is nice looking, with raw stone walls, fancy glass lanterns, a pretty bar, and a kitchen that's open for public viewing. Service is prompt and courteous, and each table is topped with butcher paper, and you get a couple Crayolas to go with it. If there's ever been a wait for my meal, I haven't noticed, since I'm always so busy doodling. The house wine's mighty fine. I recommend you try the Past Milano -- bow tie pasta tossed with grilled chicken, sun dried tomatoes, 'shrooms, and fresh basil in an asiago-cream sauce. With the bread they serve (a fresh loaf of rosemary bread, brushed with olive oil and lightly salted), a salad, and the huge portion you receive (I'm not talking Bucca-big, family-sized, but huge for one), there should be plenty of leftovers for a midnight snack. Oh, and for birthdays, you get a slab of rich, dark, chocolate cake, smothered in a scrumptious chocolate ganache. And they have people who will sing to you with a beautiful operatic voice. Once, when I was way big into gymnastics (this was looooong ago), I sat at a table next to Amanda Borden. She drew me a huge picture on her table paper, and I took it home and stuck it to my wall. Ahh, special happy childhood memories.

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Sentiment analysis: Ennios is one of my favourite restaurants for mid-priced food that is much better quality than a large chain restaurant. The atmosphere is classy without being too stuffy, and service is consistent. My favourite dish is the gnocchi with browned butter sauce and Romano cheese, which is a lovely option for those with more plain tastes. The menu has a very wide selection of pasta, pizza, and meat dishes, so there is something for everyone. There is complementary bread offered to the table, and there is a delicious pesto and balsamic vinegar to go with it. I have returned to the restaurant many times and always been pleased.

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Sentiment analysis: I suppose I just don't get it. Art. Pop Culture. Local Legend. The large museum is located just across the Andy Warhol Bridge (7th street) from downtown, with convenient parking available in a nearby lot across the street for $7.00. We went on a Friday night and took advantage of the 1/2 price admission. It was $20 for two, instead of $40. I'd be mad if I paid $40. As others have mentioned, you start on the 7th floor, and work your way down. There are some artsy folk who function as "security guards" on each level. They essentially follow you around to make sure you don't touch? steal? break? something. I found it especially annoying given that my wife and I look about as menacing as an unmasked Scooby-Doo mastermind tied up by rope. We've been to some of the world's largest and best museums with priceless art displays everywhere and been watched less. Trust me, I'm not going to shove the Campbell's soup can picture down my pants. The silver cloud balloons are safe. The 50ft wide poster will not fit in my car. The majority of the freehand drawing and original artwork seemed weak to me. Much of his work appears to be derivatives in many ways. So perhaps it's a mashup of an advertising poster with artwork on top of it. Or perhaps its a rubber stamp applied 150 times to a canvas. Or a film-clip video with each frame of a few second scene displayed on a print. Or a gun photographed at two angles, and combined. The thing that bothers me here is that the majority of it is simply rearranging or combining media. And yes, maybe THE METHODS for doing so were novel at the time. But in today's world of very easy media manipulation, I think audiences are harder to impress. I'm more impressed by the Photoshop battles on reddit! Maybe I just don't get it. I'll try to work on that. :)

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