Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Straddling the chair, she peers down at his face. She
Example Output: stares longingly at his dying friend.

Example Input: The man is riding on the side of the car, the car is going side to side. The car
Example Output: stops and looks out onto the road.

Example Input: He approaches the turbaned loan officer who holds out a set of keys. Someone
Example Output:
is thrown uneasily, running in agony.