Teacher:You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: I'd like to personally shake Mr Tofu's hand. While I cannot medically prove it, I am 100% certain that their soondubu contains undefined healing properties. Some how some way, I always feel better after a meal here.

Got a cold? Screw the Nyquil and get the spicy kimchi soondubu.

Bad day at work? Beef soondubu=good f'n day

Broken leg? Just splash a little pork soondubu broth on your leg and it'll probably heal instantly.

Venereal disease? Wait a couple of minutes before pouring it all over your crotch since it comes out piping hot. Don't want to scare the other customers with your screaming. Perhaps the seafood soondubu would be best for this.

At $8 a bowl, even my wallet feels better!
Student:
5 stars