Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Been there like three or four times, each time it's great. I think I had the mussels with chorizo once and was like "so what" but every other time it's been a really good meal. I really like their bolognese with the pepper farfalle.... it's really about as good as that could be. The frites: above average, not perfect... but honestly that isn't a magnet to me anyway. The beers: excellent. They're heavy on the Belgian selection as they should be, but there's always a couple I haven't had before... come Grand Cru or this or that. Sometimes it's pretty busy... I'd recommend eating early, there isn't a lot of tables there. I dunno how people go 2 stars on this, seriously... I mean I think 3 is starting to get bad.... 2, really? Maybe if you don't like beer... but that's like going to a pizza place knowing you hate pizza. How many times you been there... try it again, goddamn.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: My grandma loved me. This grandma only offered me . . . . margarine? Really? In today's day and age and grandma has no butter? Its not just about science here, its about taste. Unfortunately grandma didn't have that either. The hash-browns were flavorless. The ham was only cooked on one side. The french toast had a form of cinnamon in it but it still lacked in flavor, explain to me how that is possible? I'm still perplexed. The maple syrup was a far, distant step cousin to anything maple. The coffee, a measure in any restaurant, was miserably lacking. We went to Grandma's Kitchen based on the two reviews here on Yelp and I was sadly, sadly misled. :(

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Stopped by here a while back and had a pretty good experience. The food was good, the place seemed to be busy, and although it might have been a little bit on the expensive side it was still worth going to. I'd recommend stopping by for a night on the town or a good place to grab some good food.

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An example of an negative review: Understaffed, poor food and terrible service. Go somewhere else as this place is just a waste of time. We were looking for some smoked meat and thought this would be the place but it looked bad so we ordered pizza. Quite possibly the worse pizza I've ever had.