Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Dear Hotel Red guests, Welcome to Madison! We're glad to have you here. We entreat you to visit and enjoy our vast multitude of bars and restaurants, where you can usually find local brews, meats, and cheeses. Really, go anywhere. Anywhere other than The Wise. If you must go there, do not order the "popped ravioli". I'm almost positive it's actually just lasagna noodles stirred in Chef Boyardi sauce. And don't order the bland red spread. And don't get a drink off the cocktail menu without first making sure they actually have all the ingredients to make it. Enjoy your stay! I hear the hotel is really nice. Sincerely, Adam
Q: negative

A: The Pawn Shop is not the TV show. The show has the boys talking to even the smallest seller like a friend. The reality is a rude man at a counter by the door who barely looks up from his computer to ackowledge you. There are in the business of selling souvenirs and junk and unless you bring in Babe Ruth to authenticate his signature, they don't want to talk. It is located in a bad part of town (what else would you expect ... it's just a pawn shop) so don't hang around after the sun goes down. Enjoy the show but a visit will be disenchanting.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The rooms are decently clean and the hotel is close to the Subway and all the shops and pubs. The reason I'm giving a two is because they never disclosed what they were exactly charging us for. I noticed I had a high amount held onto my card and asked them to explain what it was. They confirmed the rate and they advised that there was also a holding charge. By the end of our stay, I asked them why they were charging me an extra $100. Apparently parking is $25 a night which they never disclosed to us, nor did the parking attendant. Not sure if it was a miscommunication on their piece, but I asked the lady at the desk for the break down and she never explained the parking amount. I would think that if you ask for a breakdown of your bill they would explain everything. Never going there again.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: The food was pretty good only reason this place deserves a single star, my husband had the Irish Eggs Benedict and I had the Waitress Special (Waffle, bacon and eggs). My eggs tasted a little funny. But besides that we had no issues with the food. The Irish Eggs Benedict was really good! I'm pretty bummed that the rest of our visit was so awful that we won't go back to get it again. Not to mention the place looked so outdated, there were chips in the coffee cups, my bench was broken and anytime I shifted on it I could hear it cracking beneath me, the silverware looked very old and in poor condition.... and the floors... oh those floors looked about as gross as a gas station bathroom floor.... disgusting. When we walked in, we were "greeted" by a woman that looked like the manager. No name tag, but I saw employees asking her questions and she would walk around the restaurant checking on things. The reason I typed "greeted" the way I did was because she didn't have a smile on her face and all she said, very quietly, was "How many?" We told her two and a high chair, she ignored the fact that we said we needed a high chair, walked us to our seats and walked away. Our server was Ray (who thankfully got us the high chair), he acknowledged my existence ONCE when he wanted my order, besides that he directed all conversation towards my husband. He asked my husband how many coffees we wanted, I am pregnant, so I wasn't having a coffee, but was thinking about getting an orange juice. We were never asked if we wanted drinks besides the water and the coffee. I just decided to stick with water. Once we finished our meal we went up and were waiting to pay, the same lady who seated us was doing the checks up front. If she is a manager, she really needs to work on her communication skills, which were, in my opinion, non existent. She looked at me annoyed at one point while helping the other people (I was in no way rushing her or anything, just standing there watching my 1 year old being silly with the people behind us) and told me in a very short tone that she would be right with us.. ok, no big deal. I just thought maybe she was having an off day. When our turn came up, she didn't say a word to us, just looked at me with her hand out to get the ticket. I handed it to her. She then continued to stand there and look at me like I was some idiot with her hand out towards me. At this point, I was at my wits end with her behavior, so I admit, I spoke to her pretty shortly myself and asked what she was waiting for. No response. She still stood there with her hand out. I was expecting her to double check our total and put it into the cash register so it never crossed my mind that she needed the money, nor did she say anything. My husband was holding our son and was still watching him being silly waiting to hear that he needed to pay. I touched his shoulder and he looked over at her and asked "are you waiting for our payment?" Again, no response, she continued to sit there with her hand out. I then said that if she had wanted our payment she should have told me and I could have gotten it to her faster. Thankfully the girl who was taking care of the tickets when we got in returned and took over for the (possible) manager. She was much more polite and much better at communicating what was needed. I had already had a rough morning and we were going out to breakfast to try and do something enjoyable to attempt to make the day better, and this experience with her and the non acknowledgement of our server just made it even worse. I had to keep myself from either crying or storming back in there and having a not so nice chat with this woman, I knew it wouldn't do much good and that it was just my crazy pregnant hormones talking, so I didn't. But I did decide to write reviews on the place on the different websites. If you want good food, a dingy environment and to be treated like you are an idiot, this is the place to go. If not, I'd avoid at all costs.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: We had a lovely afternoon snack here after a visit to the Fine Arts Museum. Servers went above and beyond to accommodate our large party of 8 on the small outdoor deck. I had the crab sandwich with side salad. Not too much mayo and lots of real crab meat. And the unexpected addition of capers? Much better than the crab salad you get in America at most supermarket deli counters. Many of my companions opted for the afternoon tea. I initially thought these were a bit pricey for the amount of food served, but they were beautifully presented and just a small taste of the clotted cream on a biscuit was enough to offset my sticker shock. Who knew there was something better than butter?
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
Unless your into the metal melicia, loud music so as you cannot hear yourself think, and terrible food, then this place is for you. The food is less than terrible and WAY over priced for the quality! Oh ya I think they don't even put liquor in the drinks, our were way watered down! I know we are in a recession, but really what the heck??