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Output: I really want to give this place a good review, the decor is beautiful, the wine list is great (about ten $28 bottles, red and white, the pino grigio we had was phenom!), the service was fine, but the food was totally forgettable. The service.... You know how when you get a jokey waiter when you're not "that kind" of table, you expect the waiter to get the hint and be more professional? Well I had the exact opposite experience. My very small office was saying goodbye to one of our coworkers, so we went to Lidia's for a boozy lunch. We were in high spirits and having a great time. The waiter was perfectly courteous and professional, but I thought he should have gotten that we were a more personable table. Anyway, I didn't knock off a star for this, it doesn't seem important enough. But it did taint my visit. I remember the waiters attitude more then some of the food. Oh, and don't bother with the tiramisu, it's all cream, almost no cake. But the atmosphere is great, they really went all out with the interior design. The menu isn't particularly veg friendly, but it's not too bad. Lidia's does high-end traditional Italian without being too pretentious or too predictable. But I have no desire to eat what I ordered (the daily special pasta trio) again nor do I have any interest in trying anything else on the menu. Months later I decided to lower my stars from four to two. I really wanted to like this place, but I really didn't. And I gotta talk about that wine list again, it's Lidia's only shining star. Of course, they have a pricey reserve list, but they have a whole bunch of really cheap, good bottles, and a bunch of wines by the glass too.

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Output: While having to wait for an unexpected car repair, my friend and I chose Charr since it was close to my mechanic. Not a big fan of the industrial decor, but if the food is good I can live with it. Well - ugh! A far cry from a burger joint, the menu was uninspired. We ordered the basic Charr burger - one medium rare, the other medium well and got them cooked exactly the same. The garlic bun was intriguing but we both would have preferred them warmed a little. Ketchup served as the condiment of choice? I would prefer Thousand Island Dressing and maybe toss in a couple pickles. Neither of us had ever tasted Truffle fries, and I can honestly say I will never bother seeking them out. The muscle bound staff stood like guardians at the path to the restrooms. My friend braved the trail past them, announcing she had been in better restrooms in gas stations. I decided to skip the use of the facilities. I think a staff could at least "fake" busy so you don't feel like cattle being surveyed by prospective bidders at an auction. Charr is totally off the list of restaurants, and I wouldn't bother trying any of the sister restaurants. I can understand why people find their reservations available - it's because no one really goes there. Too many good burgers in town - I've learned to accept a $10.00 burger like I accept gasoline over $3.50 a galloon. The difference is, I have to buy gas - but I can get good food elsewhere for that $10.00. I only wish I was in possession of one of their coupons they put out regularly. A painful experience is better with a coupon.

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Output: Stopped in here for lunch on our first day in Phoenix. Ice cold Corona's at $4 a pop. Nice. A bowl of fresh and warm nacho chips with two types of salsa was served with the menus. Nice. My other half had the shrimp cocktail. She said she liked it. Nice. I had the shrimp with a butter/lemon sauce that came with a salad, rice and beans, and a flour tortilla. It tasted great, but they lose a star because they did not deshell any of the shrimp. Not nice......

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I was hunting for outlaw/western knick nacks for my event. I knew that the Old Town shops were the place to go, but I had one in particular in mind. After walking by Bischoff's several times over the years, I finally had an excuse to walk in with reason so I jumped at the chance. The verdict is that this shop was everything I was hoping for and more. This place is packed wall-to-wall with stuff. Legit stuff. They have everything from cowboy boots and cowboy attire, to novelty foods perfect for gifts from the southwest and event sports attire from particularly every team you can imagine: and when I say every team, I mean it. They even had KU stuff. To the left of the store, the walls are lined with cowboy boots, leather, moccasins, belt bucklers and western purses. In the back, you'll find every type of "gift" such as outlaw bbq sauce, tombstone chili, scorpion suckers and prickly pear gummy bears. In the back right of the shop, they have rows and rows of cowboy hats that vary in price. Throughout the rest of the stores, you'll find sports attire (Giants, A's, Bears, U of A, ASU, KU, Cubs, etc, etc, etc). Then in the front right of the store, they have plenty of Native American gear as well. This is a one-stop-shop for anything you need that's themed around Arizona; whether it be cheesy or authentic. You'll find it here.