Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Old school Italian restaurant located on the first floor of a Central Ave. high rise, Alexi's delivers great food with great service. The room is nicely appointed (nicely appointed?...who says things like that?), comfortable and really reminds me of an upper westside NYC restaurant. Pasta pomodoro, shrimp parmigiana, minestrone soup, house salad all dee lish. It reminds of an NYC restaurant. Hostess in a tight dress. Waitresses all with big hair. Older waiters, follicly challenged and oddly all with moustaches. Naked Cowboy on the sidewalk. Ok, maybe not THE naked cowboy. But one day I did see a cowboy type with daisy dukes and a muscle shirt that read "My belt buckle's bigger than yours". Hmmm. Anyway, the clientele seems to be older Scottsdale type, women in furs and men with furry backs, who dare to venture into Central Phoenix. Me? I show up in my board shorts, Hello Kitty flip flops and a muscle shirt that says "My debt is bigger than yours". ENJOY yelpers!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Jersey's is a sports bar in Chandler. Although the food is pretty average they do have some unique items that are pretty good. The winners are the "Philly Sliders", the "Heart Attack Dog", and the "Red Hook Fish Sandwich". Jersey's has daily specials that are pretty good, such as buy one get one free burgers on Monday and half priced appetizers on Fridays. They also have good drink specials every day. Jersey's has a lot of TV's, which makes it a prime location for football Sunday. Decent food, good specials, and lot's of TV's, gives Jersey's an above average sports bar rating of four stars.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Honestly I REALLY don't like this location. I've never had a positive experience here. I eat at other locations at least a couple of times in the week and I won't go to this one anymore. The portions are skimpy compared to other locations. They are not friendly in the least. And make me feel like I'm being a burden (since I'm ordering a large order to go.) I'm more than happy to let others go in front, but even when I'm the only one in there I feel like I'm bothering them. The locations on 75th and bell and 59th and the 101 are my go to locations. Always so friendly and welcoming!