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An example of an negative review: Let me cry for a second before I write this review. *cry* okay now that that's over with let me just say, DISAPPOINTED. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan, and I've even been to this particular MESA location before. here is the TLDR version: A- whole menu is displayed out front, yet only seasonal items were available. I was very upset at my lack of roasted corn soup. B- Mushroom quesadilla is the best thing on the menu, and continues to wow me C- Most unimaginative, bland, boring, overpriced burger. EVER. He needs to take a page out of Daniel Boulud's book. D- $16+ for a margarita in a half filled martini glass, can we say rip off? E- $96 for lunch is ridiculous, even in Vegas. This was Bobby Flay, NOT Joel Robuchon. ----- Part of me feels like I have really high expectations being from NY and getting to experience REAL Flay at its best. But next time I'm in Caesar's I will be hitting up Spago. The wait staff was attentive, and nice. The hostess was unattractive, and had quite an attitude. If you have never been to a Flay restaurant, I suggest you give it a go when you come to vegas, but if you're looking for mind blowing food- and something to write home to, this is not it.

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An example of an negative review: My father was in the cable TV business all my life so I know a bit about this. When I moved to AZ in 2005 I wanted to stick with cable, despite the surge in satellite companies, because of my dad. Back in '05, Cox was pretty good. I paid a fairly reasonable price for TV and internet that was comparable with everything else. Fast forward to 2014 and they have fallen way behind. The introduction of internet TV has totally blown them away. I cancelled my cable and kept the internet about a year ago because I could watch everything I wanted on Netflix or Amazon for a much lower price. Therein lies the problem with paying for cable TV, a bunch of channels that you will never watch. The internet was an even bigger problem. I pay for the Cox "Preferred" internet service at $50 a month that advertises 50mbps but in reality is around 36mbps. I have called customer support several times about this but they blamed it on my computer and modem. I bought a new modem from them less than a year ago after a tech came to my house to diagnose the slow connection. After researching online I found the modem was top of the line and there were no problems with my computer but I still get way less than what I am paying for. After I talked to my dad I found out the real problem after I noticed something strange. I had cancelled my TV service but found out that if I just hooked my TV up to the wall jack via coaxial cable, I still got the basic TV signal. I cancelled my TV, how is this possible? The answer is because Cox was cheap when they installed lines in this area and most areas. They use the same cable run to the house for TV and internet. This not only slows your internet but also degrades your HD TV picture. On the plus side, I have basic cable without paying for it. On the down side, my internet speeds suck. Cox will always be steps behind as long as they rely on a physical cable to distribute their services. My only plus for Cox is that my service rarely goes out and their customer service is average.

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An example of an positive review: Great prices on groceries and some pretty good selection. Their Archer Farms foods are pretty good and they have some great variety. Careful. Some items are more pricey than at others stores but you can find some real deals here. Their salads are a real bargain and very good in flavor and amount. We have had some very very good steaks from their fake brand of Sutton and Dodge. They have a nice set up at the front of the store where you can get a sandwich and they will heat it up for you and you can pay right there. They are always staffed well. I have been helped in a friendly fashion numerous times.

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An example of an positive review: Being wasteful has never been so rewarding. Had I not been wasting time at the mall before a show just down the road, I may have never decided to check this place out. Today, I was introduced to shaving oil - not cream, oil. Use this oil pre-shave and you'll be spared from those annoying red spots, ingrown hairs, bumps, and cuts. No more blotting patches of toilet paper on your neck before your day at the office. For all you electric shavers out there, they've got you covered too with a separate line of products. Ten minutes in this store has turned me into a believer. Now I want to have the entire line of oil, lotions, and after shaves available from The Art of Shaving. The salesman was polite and answered most of my questions about their products. I sure am glad I decided to let him demonstrate their product, I doubt I would even have considered trying them out otherwise. Unprepared to spend the $25 per product at the time, he handed me a few samples to try out after I got home. I do have to say that after giving them a go for myself, I'm definitely hooked. Now I'm saving all my nickels and dimes until I can scrape enough of them together to get the complete shaving set which includes the pre-shave oil, the shaving cream, the after shave lotion, and a new shaving brush. If you've not tried them before, swing by, get yourself a demonstration, ask for a sample pack, try it out for yourself and you'll be hooked like I am. Happy Yelping Phoenix - It's time to look like a well groomed man!