input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: despite getting roofied in the bathroom by some chick from miami while i was here (hi jenna!) 5 stars all the way!!! let me break it down - earlier in the night, i met an absolutely perfect stunner of a gentleman at XS. i decided that he was to be my future husband. long story short, we stumbled to drai's around 4 in the morning. as a hard-partying angeleno, i hate the fact that LA pretty much shuts down by 3am so anywhere in vegas already gets an additional star for being open even if it's a complete shithole. drinks were cheap, music was good, and the crowd was lovely. now here's where drai's gets every star in the world for customer service. my dumb ass didn't bother to ask "future husband" for his name, number... anything. and even though we talked all night, we apparently didn't talk about anything at all because i know nothing about the guy. in a drunken flurry of emotions, my friends and i googled this place the other night and i made one of the most embarrassing phone calls of my life. it went something like this: girl: hello, drai's las vegas me: hi.... i know i'm gonna sound like a complete crazy person, but here's the deal. i met this guy and i was there with him last sunday. he was amazing. i was a hot mess. i really want to find him but i dont know anything about him except for the fact that i think his name is josh and he lives in vegas. do you know how hard it is to find someone with a super common name in a big city? but i do know that he hangs out there.... girl: umm.... me: so look. i have one stupid picture of him. i'm in it too but i look horrifying, so just ignore that. is it at all possible for me to send it to you, and you can tell me if he looks at all familiar? girl: sure... me: sorry, i know i must sound like i'm completely out of my f'ing mind right now... girl: no, i think it's really cute! so long story short, one email later, i get a few texts back from the girl letting me know that she doesnt know him, but that she'll show the picture around and hopefully someone will know him. now is that some damn good customer service or what? still haven't found him yet, but i've got my fingers crossed. but shit. even if i do find him, i'm not sure what the hell i'd do with him. and this has gone from being a review to nonsensical ramblings so this is where i stop.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Even though we were on the guest list and got in for free on Kim Kardashian's bday bash... I can't say I enjoyed the night... at all. Firstly, it was crazy. We got in line about an hour early and we still waited a long time. It was hot and crowded. But... but were damn excited. I wanted to see Kim! So the place was packed. The decor was pretty awesome and they played some good music. I was pretty stocked. When we got in, girls got free drinks till 11 so we were hooked up until then. Not bad so far... Then we decided to hit the dance floor. Keep in mind, we were waiting in line an hour early and were on the guest list -- but the placed was PACKED!! We literally couldn't dance when we got onto the floor. I basically stood still but I could feel guys trying to dance and grinding on me ass to ass. Disgusting. People were moving around trying to find room to dance also, messing up any groove you can get. I mean, this was just ridiculous! Some group pushed and shoved their way in and we told him to chill. When he didn't, he wanted to throw down! WTF! We just told him to calm down! I almost wish one of us punched him so we would've had a valid reason to leave Kim's bday before we even got to see her... But we left the main floor and checked out the other areas. The area upstairs by the pool was really chill. More spacious but no real dance floor. We chilled there for a bit and decided to look for the other floors. We eventually found one and it actually had space to dance! Sweet! But in just a matter of 5 or 10 minutes, the crowd came again. And again, more male ass to my ass which was not a very good experience for me. We eventually left, before Kim got in. Even still, it was freaking ridiculous trying to leave the club. We had to go through another dance floor and it was just annoying at that point. I'm giving this place two stars just because they really do play good music and it really is a pretty sweet place to go clubbing. But man, limit the amount of people who go in!!!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I stayed here a while ago and I was happy with my stay. It was a little dated but as I understand and could see, it's getting renovated so if the good service continues and the product is "newer", this will be the place to saty! Well done!