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Output: I have to be honest, I really do not like this place. At all. I've been coming here for years . . I practically used to live here back when I was dumb enough to date boys who are in bands. I never remember liking it then, and after last nights show, my mind hasn't changed much. Its small. Its dirty. Its unorganized. I find it really weird that its located in a strip mall next to a burrito shop. On a sold out night, its next to impossible to get a drink at the over-sized bar that takes up 70% of the venue. Order 2 at a time... double fisting is the only way to booze at The Clubhouse. They offer food.. that is prepared at the restaurant next door and brought over.. which is also weird, but the nachos looked totally decent. The bathroom situation is terrible.. With only one stall, I waited in line for over 20 minutes. I know we women like to take our time, but come on bitches! Hurry up and pee! The parking lot is a zoo, and there are never any spots. Park in the business complex right next door instead.. just don't let you little sister sneak out of a show early to sleep in the car because you will return with it surrounded by cops. I know I've said absolutely nothing positive - I realize that I am a Yelp snob and I notice every single detail at any place I am at. Especially the bad ones.. But seriously, I really do not have anything good to say. Unfortunately this is just where my favorite bands decide to book so I'm forced to just deal with it.

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Output: i went to there for dinner tonight around 7pm.there was only 2tables dine in.i went to restroom wash my hand ehkkkkkkkkl...restroom smells terrible! !! i have never. went to a restaurant there restroom smells like that.... i ordered chow mein and i did not like it .lots of vegs very lite noodles.serivce was nicein the beigning untill i asked for extra sauce to go and the lady who wear the flower on her hair gets upset she looks like i amvery annoying and went back to kitchen said something in thai.thats not nice at all.i mean really? i also ored food to go too.my bill was 27.17 so is it really big deal when i asked extra sauce?you can charge me if yoi want to but come on just dont be rude. also i ordered summer roll to go too.its definitely different than other thai restaurant they actually wrap a huge lettuce make it looks bigger but it smells sooooooooo bad.they were very expensive like almost$8 i like thai food and tried so many place but i had to say this was the worst thai food i have ever had the price is very high qulity is low.this my first time visit it seems this is also last time!

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Output: Awesome attitude and quick eats! You can also call your order in ahead. Portions are quite large, we split a supreme burrito and it was more than enough for two. Had the carnitas (shredded pork) and it was delicious. They also told us you can call in your order in advance so it's ready to pick up when you get there! Great!

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My husband and I went to this restaurant for brunch based on everyone recommendation of this place. Not worth going. The only thing that was worth eating from the brunch buffet was the chicken noodle soup. I ordered the hamburger and truffle french fries. I expect the hamburger to be phenomenal but sadly it was not, the beef taste like meat gone bad. It's sad that a steakhouse who charge $29 for a burger couldn't even do it right. Conclusion? Feed your palate and conserve your doll at La Village brunch at Paris.