Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I pass by Super Burrito everyday on my way to work. One morning, my stomach was a-grumblin' and a-growlin' and so I decided to stop and check this place out. I decided that if I'm gonna see this bitch on a daily basis, I should at least introduce myself. Inside was pretty okay. The interior reminded me of Fat Burger, right down to the jukebox and the angry-looking Mexican dude behind the counter. As soon as I walked in, I remember being deafened with Banda music. It was playing about as loud as it could have been played, about as loud as those cars with the bass cranked up so high that it sounds like it's farting down the street. I got my old, classic favorite while I was there: The California Burrito. Carne asada, potatoes, chilies and cheese. They browned the tortilla just right so it was slightly crispy, but not crumbly and not dry. The tortilla was big and thick too, which led me to believe that they probably made it there. If Super Burrito were a girl, she'd think I was pervy the way I ogled that burrito. It was really good. I think I'll pop in more often and wolf down some burritos. Bonus is that it's open 24 hours, so if you have the beer munchies or the pot munchies or the regular, I haven't eaten in a while munchies and it's 2 am, you can grab a burrito and gain repletion.
Q: negative

A: Ordered delivery and of course they get the order wrong after correcting him twice on the phone. Food pretty much sucked. Would not call it authentic or fresh. Burritos were dry. Your better off going to taco bell. Never will go here again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Poorly stocked and ghetto. There isn't really much to say other than watch your back. They are always poorly stocked and the store is a mess, then you need an employee for assistance just forget it. Drive the extra 10 minutes for a better Walmart. The only reason I shop here is because I get lazy and don't want to drive further.
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Output: Excellent Michelin starred restaurant, with friendly service and wonderful food. Get a seat near the window where you can watch the chefs do their stuff. Tom Kitchin isn't afraid to be adventurous in his mixes of flavours, which often delivers a whole new taste treat, but (on the rare occasion) strikes an odd discordant note on the palate. Local produce always fresh, especially fish.
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output: For a high end watch store I was expecting better service. The sales people just ignored me until I actually went up and asked the man a question. I asked him if he had a Rolex Milgauss in green. He replied "No, we do not have any and they are out of stock". He was looking at my Tag Heuer as he was saying this. I locked up all of my expensive watches in the bank before going on vacation and was wearing my beater. He asked if i had ever seen one before and I repled "yes, and that it matched my 50th Anniversary Submariner". Then he said "if I had one in stock would you be willing to buy it today?" I thought he just said they did not have any in stock. I asked him if he wanted to know if I could afford one and the answer was yes. I told him that I had already purchased two Rolexes and a Panerai this year. I left since he obviously did not want to sell anything to me.
Q: positive

A:
I have no complaints about Halton Theater. Basically, you have to use your feet to walk a little way to the theater from the CPCC parking deck, but we all know a little walking is good for the soul. I have attended many jazz shows at Halton and it never disappoints. I am not bragging, but my seats are always in the first or second row. There is nothing to complain about from my point of view, which is excellent! Nicole's photo of the auditorium is great - and confirms my suspicion that there is not a bad seat in the house. The medium sized auditorium is a a great venue for jazz shows and they are always full.