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Output: I come here about once a month. I came on thanksgiving also! the staff is ok on the friendly factor. The food is always the way you expect it. If they mess up the food they make it right! Love the 2 for 20 deal. The Jack Daniels Whiskey Cake is amazing!

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Output: This review is for the Laurel Collection part of Caesars, only. You come to Vegas expecting great service, right? The moment we arrived at the check in we were greeted by a dismissive woman named BLAIR who immediately shirked us off before we even got to the counter telling us just to wait in line. Her tone made me feel like I was at a Holiday Inn somewhere in the sticks. I thought: is she having a bad day and rude to everyone? But when I saw that wasn't the case i figured maybe it's because she assumed we were non English speaking Asian tourists and thought she could treat us like second class citizens. But we still waited patiently while she continued to ignore us. After a while we asked when she could help us and she just said "it will be a while". "How long? We've been waiting for a while" "i don't know, a while. I was busy when you came up to me so a while". Her rudeness and attitude was shocking beyond being totally inappropriate. 90% of your job is to accommodate guests and make them feel welcome and all you can muster is a lousy attitude that makes guests feel like a nuisance? When we called her out for her disrespectful tone she started arguing back at us giving us more attitude! I can't think of any other time I've come to Vegas and been treated so poorly. I suggest she leaves the service industry if she dislikes helping people so much.

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Output: Let me start by saying, that I only have one star on here for lack of putting NEGATIVE quantities of stars! Check in was nice, lobby was very classy and cool, the actual rest of the hotel was ok...they need to finish the refurbishment. Got to the room, and the handset for the phone didn't work, so I called front desk and they comped us the internet...tit for tat right. Sooooo we go out for 6 hours and come back to our room, and both of our laptops, the kindle and my iPad were stolen. No sign of forced entry, they didn't take the medications siting out or the electronics of the room which could easily have been stolen. I am 99% convinced this was "an inside job". Got security to the room and they called the cops. I HAD TO SUGGEST GIVING US A COMP ROOM WHILE THE COPS HAD US OUT OF THE BURGLARIZED ROOM WHILE THEY FINGERPRINTED, AND THEN THEY REQUIRED US TO PUT A CREDIT CARD DOWN AND NEVER REFUNDED US! Oh by the way the room was already registered to the relatives we were in town to see for a funeral and they demanded that my aunt the new widow come down and fix the situation because it was under her name...this is after we explained to them that she had to be at her husbands funeral in an hour. Its been a week, no refund, they are dragging their feet on getting me paid back because one of there employees called a tweeker Friend to come rob my room. This place is horrible, next week there will probably be crack heads kicking in doors and raping people. STAY AWAY! Hotel Theodor, if you read this I would really appreciate you paying me back for the bout $5K worth of stuff you couldn't keep safe in your hotel. Cause thats what you want when you check into a hotel, to feel unsafe and exposed right...this seems to be your motto.

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The Four Kegs rocked! Friendly people and the meatball boli was awesome! The dough was super-fresh, tastey and cooked just right! A good place to find... Shiner Bock on tap, another plus! Watched the Lakers game as we plowed through the Spicy BBQ wings, that hit the spot!