I turned down every date , never answered calls from new guys and generally was content to hang around someone in a " relationship " that was fated to end , eventually leaving me in the same boat as I was six months before . So here I am . I ' ve decided finally that I needed to make a change .

A: Why is the narrator presently single ?

I heard the intake of air and realized it was me as the colors got brighter and sounds became further away . I could feel my pupils dilate , and the urge to poing from one row to the other and babble was almost overwhelming . The clouds parted and the sun shown through and I did n't know where to start looking ... And that is ferret shock .

A: What is ferret shock in this case ?

Jennette of Half of Me asks if her readers consult a doctor for diet advice . Nope . I only volunteer my diet details if she asks , and she normally only asks if my CBC or lipid panel has something out of range . ( Last year , she was worried I was eating too much protein or doing extreme low - carb due to weight loss with higher cholesterol and elevated liver enzymes .

A: What may be Jennete 's job ?

Just as they get to their getaway sportscar I whip the axe at them overhand , and it buries itself in the girl 's back . BANG . The guy is shocked , but concerned about getting away ( especially since I just launched an axe at him ) . I run over , and picked up the girl , suddenly worried for her survival ( apparently I 'd only meant to axe - murder her a little bit ? )

A:
What may be the reason for the concern of the girl 's survival ?