Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Just saw my first show at The Joint and I enjoyed it. I like the size of it... big enough to have a big crowd, but small enough so you can see from everywhere. It kind of reminded me of seeing a show at a House of Blues. I had ponied up for tickets about ten rows back from the stage, so we could see Motley Crue great. This particular show included probably the most pyrotechnics I have ever seen at a concert, and that includes the 80s arena shows I used to go to! It was pretty awesome. The sound was good... like most shows the music seems to drown out the vocals a bit, but not a big deal. It was fast and easy to get inside and there were a ton of ushers to help get you to the right seats. Every employee I encountered was friendly. They had plenty of drink lines so it was easy to grab a beer and the bathrooms are inside so quick to run to when you need to and then get back to your seat! Looks like they do a lot of standing concerts and then just set up seats in whatever configuration they want when doing a seated show. Overall, I enjoyed it and would see another show here for sure.
Q: negative

A: Judging by Kelly K's review I wonder if we even ordered the same sandwich. I would have been quite pleased if I had gotten ANY lettuce. Instead there were two tiny patties of faux, tough chicken with ONE strip of thin zucchini and a small sprinkling of shredded carrots and a few springs of cilantro. Seriously? It's a VEGGIE chicken sandwich. Don't be so cheap! We arrived around 2pm on a Saturday. It was packed inside at the tables and there were customers waiting on the side wall for to go orders. Everyone was there before us and no one had gotten their food yet. Then it became apparent why... the owner taking orders at the register was a hysterical mess! You could feel her tension and I wanted to cancel my order. We listened as new customers came in to order... she was so frantic she kept running back and forth to the kitchen fussing at her staff. Every time she would get part of an order written down she would go in the back, reiterate the order, come back to the register and ask the customer to repeat what they wanted. What in the hell was the point of her taking down the order to begin with?! A high school drop out could have handled this task with much less stress and ciaos. It was hot as hell inside. We would have ordered the veggie pho, but with the door open and the heat from the kitchen we decided against it. Also, there were half eaten plates of food left next to us the ENTIRE time we were seated and were still there when we left. When one of the tables next to us FINALLY got there sandwiches, they asked where there appetizer (you know... the thing that comes BEFORE the entree) was. The only up side of this excursion was that I got to see Teller (of Penn and Teller). Being a vegan, I REALLY wanted to like this place. Great concept, severely poor execution. Never again.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I managed to scoop up two humongazoid pork chops from their booth at the Downtown Phoenix Market. I also got to sample the smoked pull pork. The pork was awesome, perfectly smoked and moist. I took the chops home to grill up and man was I a happy camper. The chops were bone-in, and just perfect. You could taste the quality in the pork, I'll be buying these chops again. Way to go Pork on a fork, you got skills
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: So this place had good reviews and its in my neighbourhood, I love Greek food. Sooo disappointed, meat is very dry feels like jerky, they forgot lemon juice in their hummus and its not pureed very well. Horrible wont ever go back.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I wish I could give this bar a negative rating. I am from LA and I have been to this bar twice. I wasn't expecting lights, bells, and whistles, just wanted a place to hang out while in the city. Both times the security was overly aggressive and rude. From the moment you walk in they insist you buy a overly priced, badly made drink or leave. Wtf is that? Once I saw a large male security guard close handedly hit a very small female patron for yelling at him for forcing her to buy a drink. The security guard had to be restrained by his own co workers. On my way out I overheard the owner tell the security guard, Good Job. Horrible, dirty, smoke filled, nasty smelling place. DO NOT GO HERE!
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Yummy!!!!! Parking was tough, but that's just the way it is in that neighborhood these days (lots of good restaurants in the ara.....). Good stuff!