So we ended up with 15 happy meals , 3 of which were gobbled up by the bf , and another 3 split among us and brought home . The games were really funny and spastic , but we all had fun ! I could n't bear to burst the balloon , so I got my bf to do it for me . Heh heh .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator and their friends feel so sluggish ?

None of the above choices .

Everybody say , " HAPPY BIRTHDAY , JAMMIES ! " The old coot is 31 today . For dinner I ' m making him bacon and runny eggs and toast to mop it all up . On Saturday morning we left for our soccer game at 9:00 am .
Answer the following question: Which of the following events did not happen today ?

We went to a soccer game .

I had black and purple hair for 5 + years . Before that , it was a plethora of other colors , such as completely bright blue and hot pink . Well ... I decided I want to grow my hair long and keep it in better shape after SO much abuse . I tried going brown , but it did n't want to stay a nice rich auburn color ....
Answer the following question: Why does experiencing abuse and overcoming it cause the speaker to want to take better care of themselves ?

Their self esteem is improving , so they are updating their appearance to match

Well Heather 's got off to our local community college . I think it was a good move for her with her disabilities . She is so dsyesltic ( sp ? ) it is not even funny .
Answer the following question: What can she do to help with her dyslexia ?
None of the above choices .