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Output: What a DELIGHTFUL evening! I had the privilege of attending the opening night of "A Musical Christmas Carol." This was my first time at the Byham Theatre. It seems that no matter how old I get I still kind of gasp a little at the beauty of the theaters. They are so regal and timeless. We had great seats so we could take in everything-the decor and the play. The story "A Christmas Carol" has been around a long time and it has been given different spins but it is definitely timeless. This production was done with a British flair. It was fun and funny. The characters were played well. Mr. Fuzziwig and Scrooge's housemaid were our favorite characters. They both kept us laughing with their funny lines and slapstick humor. I had kids behind me and in front of me and they were all laughing. Tom Atkins did a wonderful job of portraying Scrooge. He was grouchy, then playful, then sad, and finally he was joyful. He played the who range of emotions and did it well. You felt sad when his fiance left him yet you felt happy with him when he had a change if heart and decided to be giving. Most of all I loved all of the Christmas carols. My tree is up at home. Stockings are hung and the nativity is on display but it wasn't until I was hearing the beautiful carols that it felt like Christmas. This is a must see! Take your family and laugh together. You can sing the carols in the car on the way home. That's what we did. Merry Christmas!

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Output: Horrible! Dark and feels old. Many of the staff seemed like they could care less. We stayed due to our convention being in the hotel and needed to stay near the rest of our group. After the first night we found bed bugs in our room. They moved us to a room 5 doors down and had us sign a report saying we saw bed bugs but did nothing to make us feel more comfortable other than that. We went everywhere else to enjoy Vegas and wish we hadn't stayed there. Avoid this place if you are looking for more than a scary nights sleep.

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Output: I must be a glutton for punishment, because I keep finding myself hungrily returning to the Quiet Storm. The menu has slightly changed, and they are no longer cash only... This time it was the "8th Ward" that inflicted extreme disappointment. Not sure what 8th Ward is supposed to mean, but I will forever associate it with a dry boring place. And I thought we were getting a party platter! This appetizer sampler included THE WORST hummus evaar; I am near positive that they forgot to add garlic, lemon, salt and tahini to this chickpea paste that which was described as "garlicky" on the menu. Sooo wrong. "The Butter," another WTF of a name, was also very dry and bland. The salsa was good! And there were plenty of dipping accessories, too many really, given the smallness of the unappetizing dip portions. At this point, I've tried most of the vegan options QS has to offer and the only luck I've had has been with the B.Y.O.B. Go figure. I wouldn't care so much about how much of a tease this place is if I didn't REALLY desire a comfortable neighborhood place to eat comfortable food with a comfortable view of a cute waitress who writes fiction. And it frustrates me that few others seem to recognize the culinary (I shutter at even calling it that) mediocrity of "the best" vegetarian restaurant Pittsburgh has to offer.

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The fact that this place has so many good reviews says something about the pallet of the pizza eaters in las vegas. The sauce is overly sweet, the crust is soggy and tasteless and the pizza wasn't cooked long enough so the green peppers and onions still tasted raw.