Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I like sweets. I like them a lot. I could eat them in a box, sitting on rocks, near a fox--whatever Dr. Seuss-ism comes to mind. Sweet Impressions has really, really delightful cupcake flavors. Nutella, of course, being my personal favorite. I'm not a fan of buttercream, so I avoid ones with that topping and go towards the more "ganache" type ones, which I think are crafted better in this establishment anyways. The frosting is wonderful--but only for a few hours. After that, it begins to dry and become hard to eat. If you eat them right away, there should be no problem and that's how you know it's fresh. The cake itself is very crumbly and a little hard to eat after you've cleared away the frosting. But the cupcakes aren't the only services offered here: their candies are to die for just as much. I had an amaretto chocolate that was just oozing chocolate-amaretto goodness. If you've only had their cupcakes, you're missing out if you don't try their candies. Personally, I like their candies a little bit better than their cupcakes--but they're both good for what they are. Especially in a town where bakeries are not very close to campus and college students having a difficulty trying to get out to.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: What a spectacular disappointment. The Ruben is cold, untoasted, and devoid of flavor. To call this place a deli is like calling McDonald's a burger joint.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Terrible food. Were the steak tacos supposed to be purely made of steak fat? To top it off, got charged for a beer that I took two sips of and sent back. Will not be going back.