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An example of an negative review: This joint got great overall reviews here on Yelp as well as Trip Advisor. Now I concede- if you're paying $5.99 for breakfast, don't expect Gordon Ramsey fare. I came here because after 4 days of paying obscene prices to eat a meal on the strip (e.g. $5 for A SLICE of pizza), my pocketbook needed a break. Moreover, after my class I wanted breakfast, and it was after 11 AM on a Saturday. Now in New York you can get breakfast 24/7, no problem. & GOOD breakfast at that. On the Vegas strip you better get breakfast by 11 AM, and brunch fare is very limited. I don't get this in a non-stop party city like Vegas that you can't get breakfast anytime of day any day of the week, but at least on the weekend. Smdh, but I digress..... So my son found this joint that serves breakfast until 2 PM, & I really, really liked the prices. It's a decent walk off the beaten path, and hence can feel a little unsafe. But being from Brooklyn, it takes a bit more than that to scare me, but I digress.... Moreover, if you're from New York City you know: sometimes the greatest tasting food comes out of the biggest holes-in-the-wall; look at this Caridad restaurant by Woodhull Hospital in Bushwick, or Angie's Breakfast Spot also in Bushwick. Anyway, I kept an open mind. You have to pass through the small, dingy, smoke-filled casino to get to the dining area. Mind you all public spaces in New York indoor areas, and even some outdoor spaces, are smoke-free & have been so for many years, so I am unaccustomed to eating around smoke. As the dining area was not enclosed, the faint odors of tobacco is always present everywhere, including the dining area. We had an expected 30 to 40 minute wait, and was seated about 45 minutes later. My son ordered an egg white cheese omelet. Problem #1: egg WHITE. I ordered safe: bacon & eggs. Can't mess that one up. Our food came within a reasonable amount of time. What they gave my son was some round, pancake-shaped mass of (WHOLE) egg with 2 slices of what looked like Kraft cheese singles on top (!) (?). So essentially he didn't get what he ordered, but I was not surprised that they would not understand how to separate out the yolk, and would not be the least bit surprised if they never ever had a customer request egg whites (only). & what the hell, a cheese omelet with the cheese on the OUTSIDE?? I cannot make this stuff up... Good thing he also ordered French toast, although I don't think that was anything to write home about either. Now my food was just that: scrambled eggs, uninspired but tasty enough albeit slightly greasy bacon, these weird potato things that taste ok/pretty good (probably microwaved from frozen), and toast that was heavily buttered and textured like styrofoam. I get it: my breakfast was $5.99, and the whole bill with drinks and extra sides was $23 in total (I almost always tip 20%). It wasn't like Wolf Gang Puck was back there slinging hash, but like I said before: in New York you can get some absolutely delicious food that is super cheap, so cheap you can feed your whole small family, and it's like you're stealing it-- you know what I'm saying" like a whole steamy, juicy, tasty rotisserie chicken from the Dominican Spot with Arroz y gandules or frijoles and/or Maduros for like $10. And you leave the table rubbing your belly like, "Damn!" Swearing you're not going to eat for a year because you ate long after you were full because the food was That Good. And you don't have to go to Gordon Ramsey's Steak either. Anyway, my point is that the dining experience was blah at best, more like peculiar, and just nauseating at worst. It wasn't that the food tasted bad, but was not enjoyable. & although you do get what you pay for, that certainly does not hold true necessarily with the New York dining experience (& so I am a bit spoiled!). Much better food can be found at IHOP, and even Denny's I'd bet, for a few extra dollars.

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An example of an positive review: I could NOT wait to try out the new Tupelo Honey location in Charlotte. Because I always worry about the new kinks of a place, and bad impressions, I decided to wait until they were open for a while... or like 3.5 weeks haha ( I could not help myself) Anyway- went yesterday for brunch with my mother and boyfriend. Went at 11 on a Sunday ( worst move ever) and the wait was about 1.5 hrs... Food was DELISH- I was worried it might not live up to my experiences in Asheville, but surely it did! Decor is perfect, and service...welllll the service needs a little help but nothing we didn't understand, after all, it was busy enough in there to have a 1.5hr wait!!

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An example of an positive review: This place is amazeballs. The bruschetta was exceptional. Great deal, delicious wine and a great ambience.

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An example of an positive review: I've eaten there many times since it has opened for both breakfast and lunch. The ingredients are excellent, locally sourced I believe. Breakfast - Big portions, pretty standard fare. The hollandaise sauce is unique, a bit more watery than I'm used to but tasty. The crab cake benedict is a nice touch. Overall, wish the breakfast offerings were a bit more creative from a trained Chef. Lunch - I believe is their better meal. The Cuban sandwich is nice, the Ruben very good and the Chef Salad is one of my favorites! Love a locally owned, honest eatery with very good food and service.