Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Jill is the best interior designer! She has impeccable taste. I've been working with her for a year now and I'm so glad I found her thanks to Yelp. There were always things that I was stumped about when decorating and finding her has been a godsend. I mostly find new furniture or light fixtures online but with a decorator they go way beyond just the internet world. Interior designers go to shows and know about what can be had at shops that I've never stepped foot in, which saves you time and money. You don't make mistakes on purchases because she prevents all of that. I cannot tell you how helpful she has been to me and she actually saved me from myself when picking out the finishings for my kitchen remodel. I had picked out zebrawood with concrete counters and glass mosaic tile and it would not have matched in my home. The kitchen would have been beautiful, don't get me wrong, but it just did not match everything else and Jill helped me see the light. If it weren't for me deciding to have her help out instead of doing it on my own, I probably would not have loved my kitchen as much as I do now. What a costly mistake I would have made had I gone with what I had originally planned! It was well worth it to hire Jill and get the job done right and have my house done to perfection. Jill gets me and she gets my taste. It's very easy for us to come together and decide on the perfect light fixture, accent wall material, paint color, you name it. For all your design needs, contact Jill. You will be so glad you did!
Q: negative

A: Overpriced food. Overpriced drinks. EVEN DURING HAPPY HOUR! The servers tell you you're getting a good deal on the happy hour because its 2 for 1 and then you find out the yards are cheaper... GREAT. My friends and I split two appetizer platters since it was half off and they were meh. I mean $15 dollars half off is STILL expensive.. I can't even believe that the appetizer platter is $30 regularly... Maybe I'm not a big fan of fried food or cheese, but I definitely have had better. Definitely won't be coming back here again. Don't fall into the happy hour trap! Go get a fat tuesday instead!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I normally wouldn't review a chain but this needs to be said. You need to understand something about La Belle Province; it's a franchised restaurant chain. The chain is owned by Greeks and they sell franchises only to other Greeks. If a non-greek wants a franchise he can purchase it, but the price is likely to be tenfold. Furthermore, once LBP to another the menu can change a little, there are no standards followed so from one LBP to another, quality, product and experience can vary. It can suck or be awesome or anything in between. This La Belle Province is not owned by Greeks. This La Belle Province is franchise that just doesn't care. You see they managed to get a counter space in Quebec's largest food court, in the basement of the Eaton's Center in downtown Montreal. Just having this location guarantees a franchise owner the right to print money. The owners are obviously in it for the easy money because the food is fucking horrible. Yeah they fucked up hot-dogs, burger and fries. I went with a friend for a quick meal after work. She had Combo #2, which is 2 dogs, a poutine and a soft drink. I had the cheeseburger combo, with a poutine and a soft drink. It was during the supper-time rush. My burger patty was a pre-cooked patty warmed over rapidly on the grill; the bun was not toasted, grilled or even steamed. How warm was my burger? By the time I was seated with my tray, the cheese was still cold and un-melted. The slaw had a weird taste. The poutine, a staple food for any self-respecting Quebecois, was somewhat warm and tasted bland. The 7up was warm and tasted metallic. But here's the kicker... My friend had some dogs remember? Well first of all the buns were not steamed. When I order steamers, I want steamed buns. But then it gets worse... much, much worse. For some reason, my friend's dog flipped over to expose MOLD, FUCKING MOLD on the buns... So you know it, STAY AWAY FROM THIS RESTAURANT. They don't care about quality, service, their clients, they only care about their profit margin.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Great small family owned salon. Friendly, personal and affordable!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: A lot of reviewers seem to like the Trop. I guess it was OK but definately NOT a four star hotel. It's clearly three stars. Call a spade a spade, please. The hotel parking lot is accessable to anyone and is not secure. Part of it should be secure and restricted to hotel guests only. Our car was vandalized and the security guys were clueless. The hotel would not help with expense of replacing any of the damage even though we spent a ton of money in their restaurants and casino. If you go there, be sure to drive your cheap car.
Q: negative

A:
Standing in line and observing my surroundings on the Friday night I saw a typical Vegas night club: crazy long unorganzied lines, VIP doesn't mean squat, and complete unprofessional jerks for bouncers. Thank God I took those passes from the promoter at the last second before we got in line, I would not have been happy to pay to get in. Very crowded, extremely expensive drinks ($64 for 4 shots?)...really? $10 for a corona? Really? Small dance floor, and barely any standing room anywhere where we weren't packed like sardines. The music was decent but a little too techno-ee for my liking. Some DJ was there, I don't even remember his name. Someone dressed in a giant space suit with green lights and laser beams came out onto the stage area, which was interesting but weird. I had a good time because I was with my best friends. I've heard mixed reviews for Haze...I can't believe people like it that much!