TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: "As further ammunition to support my bulletproof contention that our language is loaded with guns and cannons, I'll conclude by gunning for items that have the word gun in them."

SOLUTION: "As further ammunition supporting our language being gun-filled, I'll conclude by gunning for items with the word gun."

PROBLEM: "The WP 's ""The Reliable Source"reports that David Duke now has an opponent in the race to fill Bob Livingston's soon-to-be-vacated congressional seat: it's--and this is really her name--Monica Monica."

SOLUTION: "The WP reports David Duke has an opponent in the race to fill Bob Livingston's congressional seat: it's and this is really her name - Monica Monica."

PROBLEM: The Secretary of HHS has certified that the final rule will not have a significant impact on a substantial number of small entities.

SOLUTION:
The HHS Secretary has certified the final rule is not a significant impact on a substantial number.