Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: No. Just ... no. The most entertaining part of the entire show was the audience member seated to my immediate left -- who throughout the entire thing went absolutely bonkers for everything as if he were a plant (if he indeed happened to be a plant, then he might be the most enjoyable facet of the show for you too). This show is awful. Both definitions of awful: full of awe (in how shitty it is) and the new definition synonymous with terribly bad. I normally would one-star it but I must be getting merciful with age. This is bad. Just ... bad. - E Epilogue: the extra star in the two star rating is for the remote possibility that the audience member was a plant. I wish I can take him to every shitty show I suffer through: films, concerts, et al.

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An example of an positive review: Back again. You can never go wrong with the Campfire special, particularly when you have a coupon. ($39.99 for appetizer, 2 entrees and dessert) Our favorite server Jenni was not in : ( Service was good, food was as expected : )

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An example of an negative review: Frida's is over priced, under inspired "Mexican" food. The cuisine is neither authentic or unique. (or even tasty) While I love salsa night as much as the next girl, I really would never go here to eat again. (Not when Casa de Lara is within walking distance, and El Pastor is within driving distance. Seriously no matter what interpretation of Mexican food you prefer you can always do better than Frida's.) As for those seeking employment, I urge you to avoid this place. (I've never worked here, but I've had close friends who have. Check out Shawn S.'s review for a brief illustration of what I mean.)

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Good food and fast service. I like the spicy noodles and the yellow curry.