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An example of an negative review: Too expensive!! And that's saying something for Starbucks. And they tried to charge me a $1.50 for a cup of water. A CUP OF WATER!!!! Overpriced and cheap with their customers/

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An example of an negative review: After a failed attempt to visit the salon across the street, I walked into Phoenix and was immediately greeted, asked to choose a color and sit down at a station. The gentleman who did my fill/repair was quiet and efficient - no useless chit-chat, no dawdling, no nonsense. The salon was clean, comfortable, and not decorated in cheesy 80's nail supply company posters. I approve and I'll be back. 6 minutes later, I discover that the acryllic on one nail was filed down so thin that it's cracked off. OFF. Then I look at the other nails and notice that they're ALL really thin and are probably going to crack as well. Fabulous. In attempting to build return business for themselves, they've driven off another potential long term REALLY GOOD TIPPING client. Stupid. UPDATE: Reduced to one star - attempted to call the establishment to ask about their policy regarding fixing their mistakes and was hung up on. Giving the benefit of the doubt, I called back to allow them an opportunity to correct THAT mistake as well, but it happened again. I can't even with these people.

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An example of an positive review: Got off the plane late and wandering around looking for dinner. Just happened on this. Wow! Amazing food. My son got burnt bits and I got the brisket - amazing food. Amazing service, friendly and helpful. Good collection of beer. And open late too.

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An example of an negative review: Went here looking for something to eat that was fast. Turns out the only thing that was fast were my bowels after I ate here. I got mild food poisoning along with a friend that ate here the same night. Now if the food was really really good I could maybe maybe deal with it and take my chances but it was mediocore at BEST. Nothing really tasty or unique about their pizza. Also, the service was slow considering the amount of customers they had. I'm done!