Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE this place off of 215 & Valle Verde! I always get the Roast Beef sandwich and its ALWAYS good. Comparable to Billy's Roast Beef and Kelly's in MA. The only place here in Vegas where I can get my roast beef craving fulfilled. Customer service is top notch too. Thumbs up on this one
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A: It's been about a year since I last dined here and things have changed and not necessarily for the better. My wife and I both remembered their burritos as quite enjoyable, with fresh tasty ingredients, sizable without being too much and properly assembled (which makes a big difference if you plan to not eat it with a fork and knife). Well this time, we were in for an awakening when we finally got our burritos (which took about 10 minutes for them to prepare on a not-so-busy afternoon). I ordered a simple bean and cheese burrito and my wife ordered the fish burrito. Both burritos were enormous, overstuffed and so poorly wrapped that after one bite, both our burritos fell apart revealing the inner contents to both be lukewarm with unmelted cheese and rather tasteless beans, rice, tons of cabbage and average at best tasting fish. In order to eat our meals, we had do scoop out at least half the contents in order to properly fold the bland tasting tortillas holding this mess together. Neither of us could fathom why Two Hippies hires cooks apparently residing in southern Arizona who don't seem to have a clue as to how a burrito is supposed to be wrapped so I suppose that is an achievement, The whole affair turned out to be a completely unsatisfying sloppy mess, and not one we are likely to repeat at any time soon. It should be stated in fairness that the counterperson who took our order was enthusiastic and friendly. And the specialty lemonade drinks were good.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We went here on a saturday night. There was a long line to get in, no biggie. Once we got in, we found that people were packed in like a cattle car. We went from end to end trying to find a place to stand where you didn't have someone pressed up against you and we couldn't find one. It was a fight to try and get through the crowd just to leave and they were still rushing people into the place just to get as much money as possible.
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Output: A very nice place to go for lunch especially. The food here is very good and in the warmer month sitting outside on the Vegas Strip is quite an experience. Try the scallops! It's a bit pricy, but the location when you sit outside is very nice!
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output: Diceman!!! What happened?? You have the energy, the biker attire, and the attention of all those little kids who loved you in your prime and are now old enough to see you in Vegas. And you have my money ~$100/ticket for good seats (Vinyl in Vegas). But, your routine is dated and too scripted. Your references aren't funny now. Really, you are going to poke fun at fancy Starbucks drinks in 2014? Come on, that is so 10 years ago. Might also suggest losing the opening act. She is too much like a younger and female version of you who doesn't have the right delivery. She even told some of the same jokes. Yeah, you still rock out the nursery rhymes, and you have a great delivery of some kick ass jokes. But man, freshen up your act, make it a little longer, and interact with the audience like you actually mean it. You will pack the house!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
In town for a friends wedding. Checked in on a Saturday around noon. About a 20 minute wait for that. The room DID look exactly like the one in the picture. Exactly, in fact. King sized bed (pretty comfy), flat screen tv, REALLY cheap and ugly pink/black furry.....thing and all. Didn't really appreciate the ghetto tagging etched into the window. But that was small and easy to ignore. And we really loved how centrally located the Flamingo is on the strip. The Paris and Caesar's are a short walk away (well, "short" in Vegas terms). We were enjoying our stay and the casino (did really well at Black Jack and the dealer - his name was T.G. - was alot of fun!!). Had breakfast at the Paradise Buffet on Sunday morning. You pay for the buffet up front and input your tip (kind of weird to tip before you've had your meal). I input $6.00 as the tip. The girl at the register mistakenly input $600.00!!! No problem, though, she caught the mistake herself and said she would fix it. Midway through our breakfast, she brought us a new receipt showing the corrections. Cool. Next morning, we want to check out. So we go to the handy dandy "Express Checkout" function on our TV. I've done this many times at many hotels. We go through the whole process only for the TV to tell us the "Express Checkout" is not working. Great. So we go to the Lobby and head for the Registration Desk. The line is huge. And, yes, there were only 3 people at the Registration Desk. Someone else here commented that they have WAAAY to few people working the desk for a property of this size. And they are absolutely right. And the 3 people that were working were so SLOOOOOOW!!! After awhile, and realiziing we were going to be late for our flight, my partner noticed one of those old fashioned express checkout boxes where you fill out the card, drop your keys and the card in the box and you're on your way. Fine. Did it. Done. Rushing to the taxi stand, we notice there are about 6 people ahead of us. And no taxis waiting. No taxis. None. At a Las Vegas hotel. In the center of The Strip. The "helpful" taxi attendant said that the hotel shuttle was right around the corner and waiting and it's only $7.00. We were pressed for time and couldn't afford to go to 6 different hotels to pick up more people (we took the shuttle from the airport to the Flamingo and stopped at 7 properties before they dropped us a block from the hotel entrance - they said it was due to construction but, it's funny, to pick people up, they pulled right up to the door). So, we told him no, thanks. We'll wait for a cab. He says, "Ok, gonna be awhile." And walks away. 5 minutes later, the shuttle leaves the property. And wouldn't you know it, as soon as the shuttle leaves, taxi after taxi after taxi showed up like the Flamingo was the only resort in town. That got me so mad I couldn't stand it!! What a scam!!! The taxi ride only cost $15.00, with tip! So, outside of the Flamingo's influence, the flight home was fine. Except when I looked at my bank statement today. Guess what $600.00 charge went through?? The torment continues.