Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We frequented this restaurant a lot over the past five years. In fact, there was a time we were going every other weekend. Unfortunately that changed yesterday. Since the restaurant was renovated, my husband and I have been there three or four times. I understand that now that they can accommodate many more customers, the service is going to be slower and the stress levels will be higher. However, what happened yesterday was inappropriate, unprofessional and unacceptable. I ordered what I order every single time I go there. My husband did the same. In fact, I joked with the waitress that she should make copies of the ticket so she can just have them ready whenever we come in. After my husband and I placed our orders, the waitress walked away, checked the window for other tables' food. Talked to the other servers. Got my coffee and my husband's soda and snagged some creamer off of another table for me. At that point, I asked if she could change my toast from dry wheat to raisin bread. She informed me that was fine since she hadn't even put the ticket in yet. Um......okay??? This particular server is new and I get that. However, you write the ticket, hang it in the window, then go do other stuff. After waiting another thirty minutes (again, I get they were busy and I was willing to overlook this) she brought out my eggs, bacon and grits. She told me she was waiting on the bread. My eggs were the consistency of rubber. When she came back over with my husband's plate, I asked her if she could have them remake my eggs as they were overdone. She took the plate, walked over to the kitchen and put my eggs on a separate little dish. She brought the bacon and grits back, along with my husband's food. She went back to the window and retrieved a new plate of eggs for me and brought them back over to me; by which time my husband had pointed out his eggs were not over-medium either, but were still clear where the whites were undercooked. He had taken his eggs and put them on his toast plate for her so she could just take them to the kitchen to be replaced. When she handed the cook that second plate of eggs is when the problem started. The waitress and another woman I can only assume is the manager stood in front of the window while the cook screamed, yelled and threw things (yes, THREW things) like a two year old child who was told "No." He yelled and screamed about eggs and "stupid people" and cooking for a good thirty seconds before my husband went and informed the owner, Don. When my husband and Don walked back, the cook was still screaming and yelling. As Don was walking into the kitchen, we heard a dish crashing and Don yelling at the cook. While this was going on, the waitress brought me my raisin toast which looked like it had been chewed up and spit out on the plate. Seriously, the presentation was just very poor and by this time, I was just over the whole thing. A few minutes later, Don emerged from the kitchen with two eggs, cooked over medium. He put them in front of my husband who thanked him. Don told him to "check them." My husband told him they were fine. Don insisted he check them again. So, my husband stuck his fork in them and stated again that they were fine. Then, the waitress shows Don the plate of raisin bread. She mumbled something and he yelled, "She ordered raisin bread and....what???!!" The waitress looked like she was about to cry, so I said, "It looks like someone chewed it up and spit it out on the plate." He took it and went back into the kitchen. By this time, I had just completely lost my appetite. I got the car keys from my husband and went out to the car. My husband advised that after I left, Don came back out with two new pieces of bread. He advised Don that I had left and Don threw it in the trash and exclaimed, "I TRIED! I tried to make it right!" My husband finished his eggs and was told there was no bill (I should certainly think not!). As he was leaving, Don told him, "Have a nice life." So, here's the thing: If you own a business in the service industry especially, there occasionally will be a complaint. However, you should realize that your customers are your source of income and the reason you even have a business. In the five years I have been going there, I have never once complained about the food...EVER. Yesterday it was completely warranted and I left there feeling as if I were the "bad guy." Well after five years of supporting this local business, I can honestly say I will never be back there. I'm a bit disappointed because it was our favorite place to go for breakfast, but I'm not going to be a patron somewhere that treats their customers as an annoying inconvenience. And, honestly, I would have been okay but not for the fit the cook threw. That is where it all went downhill. They're just eggs. You're not doing brain surgery, dude. Take a valium and chill out. As for me, I'll be going to Black Bear diner from now on.
Q: positive

A: For a bar, this place has some seriously good eats. I agree with Heather, though, when she said that it's vibe is....different. It wasn't bad at all, just...odd. With such a great menu, I guess I expected a different decor than...well, it's hard to describe. I ordered the BLT with beer battered tomatoes, which was very good. The garlic mayo was a little bit too garlicky for me...on a BLT, anyway. I also ordered a side of sweet potato fries, which came with tarragon mayo and a blackberry preserve sauce--which was so fabulous. The chips were really excellent, and I could have made a meal of just those. Being the nosy person I am, I watched the waiter take several other dishes to customers. The onion rings looked awesome, and next time I'm DEFINITELY getting a stuffed grilled cheese! Go for the food, even if you're a bit thrown off by the setting!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Disgusting! I had the chilli cheese fries and Buckeye Dog for lunch and spent the rest of the day wanting to vomit. They covered the dog with a garlic mayo that smelled and tasted like a nail salon. The bun was dry and broke apart, the dog nothing special. The pork belly was barely warm and under cooked.... overall I will never go again. Hint: go to Costco, buy a couple dogs from the food counter, take them home and add your toppings to your liking. Cheaper and far far better!
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Output: This show exceeded my expectations I have to say... This showroom is set up like no other, you can literally see the same view of the show performance from all four corners of this venue. If you have seen this show or plan on seeing it you will know what I mean. The music of course is fantastic. I am not from the Beatles era however after seeing this show I went home and downloaded a ton of Beatles stuff to add to my music collection! A must see show and is worth the money for those who will purchase tickets! Is a bit creepy remembering the character in the show who was convicted of murder for dismembering and encasing in cement the body of his girlfriend in real life. I remember the guy from the show, and was stunned when I watched the news and saw his mug shot. Not to mention I also had seen the show "Fantasy" in which she was a performer. Anyhow, this is Vegas a reminder of real life drama beyond the neon glitz. RIP Debora Flores Narvaez
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
After 3 trips to Bubble Pi, I don't have any plans to return. Although I love the owner's nian gao (here it is crusty with a softer interior), the bakery is uncomfortable (little seating), messy (there are old magazines and random decor everywhere), and the owner is too nosy. She asked me how much money I make and whether I was planning to marry soon--I just came in for dessert!!!! I have had dim sum here and cannot recommend it. The dim sum is too difficult to eat with a flimsy plastic fork and in a shop where you feel like you're intruding on someone's personal space.