IN: Our waitress was doting on her bigtime . She was in full - on adorable mode , eating her cereal puffs and so on . After dinner and a family visit to Wal - Mart ( I know , we lead such thrilling Saturday nights ) , we went to Coldstone . There was a sign on the door saying " be back in five minutes . "
Who was being full - on adorable ?

OUT: Their daughter .

IN: It was made by a guy that usually does plays and you can totally tell ; it 's like he puts all the pieces on the table beforehand and then everything comes together in the end . A lot of people did n't like it but I loooved it . Stupid people keep comparing it to Resevoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction and it is NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING like that at all . I ca n't compare it to anything .
What does the narrator think the film is like ?

OUT: They think it 's like nothing they 've seen .

IN: It was an extraordinarily stressful day and I just kind of broke down when I got home . After that , I slept for about 10 hours and felt about the same as when I went to bed . Rested only enough to maintain the current level , not to get any better .
How does the narrator feel ?

OUT:
They feel worn out .