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Output: Unfortunately, there is no 0 star option. I had to write this review quickly in case I die of e-coli. The ONLY item I had that did not cause me to gag was the inari sushi (fried bean curd shell stuffed with rice). The bowl I ordered was absolutely the worst I have EVER had. EVER. The California rolls despicable. The meat was dry. No hint a moisture or flavor. Based on the flavor, I wonder if it was even chicken. Seriously, it sucked the moisture out of my mouth when I "tried" to eat it. The vegetables had flavor, but not a good flavor. Spoiled cabbage comes to mind. I think they cooked it last week. Out of $20 of food I at the Inari and tossed everything else.(Almost "tossed" what I did eat. The california rolls must have been made three days ago. The rice had dried out into a solid clump of gross surrounding some rotting celery, dry artificial crab meat and avocado wrapped is smelly nori. Shame shame shame shame on Kyoto Bowl!!!! Oh, it was VERY clean in the lobby...because NO-ONE comes in to mess it up. Ef this place!

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Output: What can I say? It was a $5.40 (after tax) meal that was worth... $5.40. It wasn't great, I've had much better Chinese food, but it was decent enough. The decor is very run-down, and the carpet has a lot of crap burned into it somehow. The seats aren't very comfortable either. Will I go back? Not likely. Just because Golden China has a $6.00 lunch special that gives me enough food for leftovers.

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Output: Michelle at Fore Peaks is a true professional. She has assisted many mutual clients find homes in and around Fountain Hills. Thank you to Michelle and her entire staff for the great service they provide.

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Wow, this place has really gone downhill. This used to be a well maintained, fun place to go when I was in high school. We revisited last week and it was a totally different experience. Batting cages were fun, nets over the cages were torn, so hopefully you're not parked on the other side of them! $1.50 for 18 pitches. Driving range looked like it was in decent condition, but we didn't partake. Now come the negatives--the mini-golf course was a joke. Holes in fake boulders, missing turf, cement lumps, no water, no decorations, no nothin! Horrible! By about hole 5, we were over it and were trying to find our way off the course. We go back to the window, to see if we can do something to make up for the crappiness that was just experienced. Manager comes to the window and has a horrendous attitude! Seriously, we didn't ask for refunds, we asked if we could do something else, to make up for the shoddy course. Not even an option, he was rude and demanded receipts and cards--refunds given (and appreciated). Bathrooms were also pretty disgusting. Certainly won't be going back.