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Output: The service is AWFUL! the sloppy waiter made us wait for over an hour even though we had a reservation, and not only that, but he got other people who did NOT have a reservation seated before us!! he was walking back and forth to collect dishes and ignore us and not even apologize... after we eventually got seated, nobody came to take our order for another half an hour... the food was not the best either.. everything arrived only luke-warm.. the worst dining experience ever, all the waiter and waitresses are ignorant and slow slow slooow.. not going back... AVOID THIS PLACE!

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Output: Avoid, like the plague unless you're taking an older relative who has no taste buds left out for dinner. Gastrointestinal distress inducing plates combined with an overly loud kitschy piano man. If your thing is mediocre over-priced Italian food surrounded by old people and middle-aged white trash, then enjoy. Otherwise, go elsewhere. On the upshot, the service is quite excellent, and our waiter was incredibly nice. It's thus a damn shame that the food is terrible, and that the ambiance is reminiscent of a clown playing a piano at an old folks home.

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Output: So, so good. Simple, straight forward, no frills.... just good. Get yourself a sandwich, maybe some fries, maybe some slaw or a pickle, and you are good to go. When ordering, you will be asked how lean you want your meat. I'd recommend asking for a little fat. That's where the flavor really is.... and hey, you are going on vacation most likely if you are reading this. The service I received was very good. This is not a place to have a long conversation over lazily picking at your food. You get in (there will be a line going out the door), you get seated (more than one party will be seated at your table), you eat, you pay, you get out. So good I went twice while I was in Montreal! Highly recommend!!

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We waited in line for about an hour (we got there around 11pm) and we were on the guest list, so there was a separate line. Girls got in for free while the guys had to pay $30. Walking in, it immediately reminded me of the clubs in LA! I would rather go to TAO, Marquee or XS and pay instead of this place. Why go 250 miles to club at a place like in LA?