Problem: I killed the mood by saying , " Fine I 'll get knocked up right now ! " It 's pretty funny , though . My mom said she and dad would react the same way Juno 's parents would have . They would have calmly helped me out and they would ' ve let me keep my baby too .

Why did the narrator say she 'll get knocked up right now ?
OPTIONS:
- She wants to have a baby .
- She is already pregnant .
- None of the above choices .
- It was a joke .

A: It was a joke .
Question:
Fred , very , very confused and scared , flew into my living room and began to orbit circles around my coffee table . After a minute or so , he landed on the back of a black dress my boyfriend had just bought for me and I had hung on the back of the door that leads from the living room to the bedroom . We opened up all the windows and took off the screens hoping he 'd fly away on his own accord . It did n't work .
Answer the following question: Who is Fred ?
OPTIONS:
- Fred is my neighbor
- Fred is a Bird
- Fred is my nephew .
- Fred is my son
Answer:
Fred is a Bird
Question:
I ' ve had a couple of odd dreams the last couple of nights . Thursday night I did n't sleep well . I kept waking up , tossing & turning , dreaming for a few seconds , and repeating . In the dreams I was at some anime con or something(people were dressed up as anime & video game characters ) and I would take pictures . The thing is , even though it was really crowded , whenever I went to take someone 's picture , I would have a clear shot of them and no one would move between me and them ever .

Why may the narrator be dreaming of such things as anime ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator is a history fan .
- The narrator is drunk before bed .
- The narrator is a fan of sports games .
- The narrator is a video game enthusiast .
Answer:
The narrator is a video game enthusiast .
IN: Apparently August was Chinese month as the hot trays were laden with broccoli tofu , stir fried veggies , and white rice . I managed to keep my lunch under a pound , but just barely . To that I added one bottle of organic guava kombucha and I was all set . When I got to the checkout counter , I dutifully handed over my basket , reached for my wallet , and prepared myself for the worst .
What will happen after they hand over the basket ?
OPTIONS:
- They will ask if their meal can be free .
- None of the above choices .
- They will wait to hear their order total .
- They will explain their financial situation .

OUT: They will wait to hear their order total .
This pregnancy is going so fast ! I ca n't even keep up with my weekly updates on here anymore ! We just got back from our trip to Minnesota to see " Meemaw and Pops . "

OPTIONS:
- I got pregnant in Minnesota .
- None of the above choices .
- I got back from a trip to Minnesota .
- I got pregnant .
Answer the following question: What may happen before I see " Meemaw and Pops " ?

I got pregnant .
Problem: Sorry it 's so late . Trials got held up on account of additional security around the premises . Get t'race at all ? [ Error : Irreparable invalid markup ( ' < font [ ... ] yes , > ' ) in entry .

What could possibly be the narrators profession ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are an accountant .
- They preform drug trials .
- They are a bailiff .

A:
They are a bailiff .