Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The writer drops his head on the typewriter. Our view

A: drifts up to a collection of wrecked wizards floating in the breeze.
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Q: Someone steps away then return. He

A: approaches the army boy who takes the burning gun.
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Q: She does cartwheels as part of her routine. She

A:
friends turns back and stands up while taking several variations.
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