input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: It's NEWvember for Yelpers, so I was happy to finally get to try Bassett Street Brunch Club. :) I'd give it a solid 4 for my first time. We had this Monday morning off so it was pretty empty, as we expected. Some cute couples and students, though. They have outlets so it seems like it'd be a great place to study! There's also a free parking lot (but get your ticket validated). First, we started off with a little breakfast appetizer ... a chocolate hazelnut doughnut. Ughhjhhhhh good. Derek ordered something amazing: horchata latte. It was delicious. I had a cappuccino and it was pretty good. :) Derek order chilaquiles and it was a HUGE plate. The peppers were surprisingly for him (surprising because he never calls anything too spicy). I was really excited about my Farmer's Hash ... but I was then disappointed to find bits of bacon in it. This was definitely the biggest downer. Also, my portion of veggies compared to Derek's portion was an enormous difference! My eggs and rye bread were delicious, and the veggies in the hash seemed perfectly cooked, but now they were also covered in bacon grease which would mean a very bad stomach ache for me later. I really don't know how bits of bacon can accidentally drop in, but it does! Our waitress was extremely nice about it, and got me a new plate RIGHT away, and also took my meal off our bill. A hostess or maybe the owner? came over and also apologized. It was really nice. We definitely want to go back and give it another go! Oh! One more thing! The sun is SO BRIGHT in the morning, and I could barely see my waitress' face when ordering. It was odd. Their shades do basically nothing to stop the glare and heat, so that should probably be fixed ...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This lounge is analogous to a Koi pond full of dead fish. We were mislead that we could receive unlimited drinks with admission into the lounge. It was really pathetic considering that we dropped several bills at their restaurant earlier in the night. They are so desperate for people to come to this lounge that they have people at the apex or bottom of various escalators soliciting people to come to this tiny lounge. Even if you get unlimited drinks, it is the bottom shelf liquor which is limited anyhow. It actually isn't worth it unless you want a big hangover the next day. Avoid coming here at all costs!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I just dined at this restaurant and can say without exaggeration that it's the worst food and service that I've had in years. With a party of six diners, we ordered a round of food after the bars had closed. Our choices were a cross-cut of the menu--wings, a burger, a chorizo burrito, a navajo taco, an omelette and an egg sandwich. Our order took about 40 minutes to come out and not all of it was there. Extra bacon ordered did not come out until our food was consumed. The extras that come with breakfast (toast, etc.) never came out after repeatedly asking for them. The waitress was unapologetic. The food itself was lackluster at best and inedible at worst. Please don't eat at this restaurant--you will be disappointed. Go to the IHOP on Apache or go home. You'll be better served.