Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Let me start by saying the bar tender that night was a hairy Gash. She treated me with disrespect and my party I was with also. I was there to play a gig that night, so I was drinking water. I had asked her in-between sets to refill my Pitcher with Ice and Water and each time she got more annoyed with me drinking water, or putting her out-how dare she do her job. The stage is adequate for a four piece band. Storm was in charge of the sound system and he dialed EVERYTHING in perfectly (Thanks Storm). We got there early before folks started showing up so we could sound check. There's a lounge lizard with an Amazing rack, slamming body. But she's a hooker, and her pimp was sitting at the back of the bar, and jaw wagging with "The Gash" all night. The hooker made her way around all of my crew, and our Girlfriends begging for money, begging for drinks. She fell to the ground at least 4 times while just walking around. Her F'me pumps I guess were too much for her, she's better off staying on her back. Our roadie was cornered in the bathroom by the "Pimp" and was told he will buy some coke off of him, my roadie just pushed past him and told the pimp to eat a fat one. I walked into the bathroom earlier and witnessed the "Pimp" cutting up some coke for a dude that was in there with them, they were cutting it up on the sink! YUK! They were not startled or shocked by my entrance and disturbing their transaction. They both looked up at me, then went back to business. Needless to say I had to go back on stage with dirty dick hands because the sink was "in use" About half way through the night Phoenix PD stormed in and the pimp ran out through the kitchen, yes I saw the pimp jet, and I personally directed Phoenix's finest after this scumbag. They want you to sell tickets to your followers, we don't charge our fans or friends to come watch us. So needless to say we put on a wicked kick ass show, and we were paid $25. This place rapes its bands, bar tender was a rotten Gash. Can't really knock the interior, it's a dive bar ran by a Dumpster diving Gash.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Best mussels EVER. I've been to Cafe Porta Alba several times (I go back for the mussels in red sauce), but every time I am pleasantly surprised. The food is great, and I will undoubtedly go back. My only criticism is of the service. The servers here are very pleasant, but a little slow and inexperienced. On our last visit, our server was very nice, but didn't really know how to serve us a bottle of wine, pour a taste, and offer to refill our glass, which actually didnt bother us at all (we know how to pick up a bottle and pour it ourselves) but this might upset certain other diners who are less forgiving. Maybe the issue is simply teaching the staff how to pour wine? Who knows. All in all, I love the place, and I'll be back.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Centotre was one of the first restaurants in Edinburgh that I actually properly noticed giving the experience of eating Italian food a contemporary and trendy edge. There probably are other restaurants in Edinburgh that are Italian, plus modern and fashionable, don't get me wrong, but with Centotre's towering position, housed in a former bank on George Street, it's hard to ignore. And it shouldn't be ignored, everything about Centotre is worth soaking up, bread and pasta sauce style. I am slightly biased towards anything Italian anyway, but a meal here is always an enjoyable experience, and the spacious booths, nice high ceilings and stylish environment have a part to play in that. Of course, there's no point in sitting in a restaurant just for the scenery, the agenda is high quality Italian food, which is a mix of traditional and contemporary, and whether it's pizza, pasta, or meat dishes you require, Centotre will serve them up in very tasty form. The portions here are generous, so do note this if you're not an eater of large meals, (not a problem for me, it has to be said).