Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Now, the tv screen fills with people's ecstatically happy faces. Someone

A: see the ending screen.
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Q: A man on a rowing machine demonstrates lower back posture rules when using a rowing machine. He

A: puts his hands up and continues welding.
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Q: He kills one then heads toward the entrance of a haunted house. He

A:
opens and finds a shadowy form - built far wall inside.
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