question: The other day I went into my favorite coffee - shop around the corner , and saw an ex sitting at the counter . I did not look at his direction , mostly out of annoyance and mistrust . We have not dated in over a year ever since I broke - up with him because he kept lying , cheating , and treating me as though I did n't matter . I grab my coffee and left .
Q: What may have happened before I broke up with my ex ?

answer: He treated me as if I was worthless .

question: Last night I fished out a bottle of aloe with lidocaine for my sunburn from a storage box . This was a bad idea . Five minutes after rubbing it in , I felt a burning , itching sensation in my shoulders .
Q: Why was the narrator applying lotion ?

answer: None of the above choices .

question: The clothing driven by its shock appeal , non - conformist attitude and controversial name Porn Star is ' alternative ' clothing that is in demand amongst today 's risk - taking Gen X and Y crowd . " Porn Star is for the rebel in all of us , someone who has a sense of humor but wants to let loose on the weekends and make a statement . " This 100 % fully machine washable cotton t shirt has the Porn Star logo on the front of this shirt .
Q: What may be the reason for someone wearing a shirt that says porn star ?

answer:
None of the above choices .