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Output: Thbbbbb. Thumbs down. It's places like this that give Scottsdale a bad name. I must divulge that I'm not basing this rating on an actual review of the club, because they never let me and my friend in. The door man readily let all of our female friends in, and stopped us. The men in my group were a minority, two men with six ladies. The ladies in the front of our group entered with their momentum, and the last two stayed with us. A steady stream of flesh baring ladies entered one after the other beside us. We explained that we were with a group (admittedly, trying to work the fact that we were with women to our advantage) and the velvet rope boy demeaningly stated that "every guy out here is with 'lots of women.'" I never want to use my girlfriends as currency! We went next door, all of our girlfriends left Narcisse and joined us, and I'll never go back! Ugh! Totally gross. I just moved to town and this place appears to epitomise all of the materialistic things about which I'd been forewarned regarding Snottsdale. What do you expect with a bar called "Narcisse"? I'll add: in the 1/2 hr or so my girlfriends were in the bar, two of them were groped by "manthers", referred to in Connie's post below. Have fun! Incidentally, being new to town, I am looking for pubs/clubs in greater Scottsdale and Phoenix where humans can go, with their friends. Suggestions?

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Output: This is gonna be a RAGE review. So don't read it if you don't want to. But here goes: 1 star for the shitty ass staffs. I swear, these security workers need to stop being a fucking pussy and use their fucking common sense a little more. I flew from LA to Vegas without my passport (because it is being processed for my Canadian Visa, which is currently taking 30 days), and it was fine, I could travel using my country's driving license and my student ID as my identification. Because I have never, in my life, needed a passport to travel within the same fucking country, in any country. Not even from LA to New York, or Boston. When I return from Vegas to LA, fucking shitty ass staff (before the security gate) questioned me, "Where is your passport?" And I explained to her about my situation. And she asked me for my US ID, but I don't have one. So I showed her my country's driving license. And I showed her my Student ID. And the dumbass woman called her "supervisor", but I swear her supervisor looked mentally retarded. He looked at both of the cards. They both have my name and my picture on it. My ticket have my name on it. And they asked me if I have any other type of identifications. I showed them my god damn bank of america account, my debit card with my name on it. And I showed them my hospital card. And he kept telling me, "You need your passport on you." STFU, you think I wouldn't bring my passport if I could?! Especially to Vegas? Fucking dumbass, it's no wonder these people end up with these kind of jobs. And he kept repeating, "You need your passport or government ID if you are over 18." They wasted fucking 15 minutes of my time with this crap, and I almost missed my flight, because of their incompetence. It's flying local, dumb shit. You don't fucking need a passport. How did they even get a job at the airport in the first place, when they don't actually understand the regulations? They will never prosper nor improve in life with their brain dead like this. I don't get how they don't possess any common sense. Like a bunch of fucking zombies just following the "law" set for them and are incapable of using their own judgment.

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We went in on a Wed night hoping theyd be like a steak and shake. After sitting in our booth for 15 minutes being ignored, we sent one of the kids to the counter asking where to order at. another 5 minutes passes and a waiter comes to the table, service was slow, we had to beg for drink refills, 1 of the kids meals was made wrong, and my 15 yr old brother ordered bbq wings from the appetizer section and they brought him chicken strips and fries, he ate that because he didn't want to wait even longer then we had. We won't go back. Tried it once, and that was enough, a shame the food sucks because my husband really liked his shake!