Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )

Question with options to choose from: What do I mean by " bit it " ?
Select from:
A). If I eat an apple .;
B). If I kill myself .;
C). None of the above choices .;
D). If I bite an actual animal .;
B).