[Q]: Objective: Where to smoke meat?
[A]: Meat can be smoken on a grill.

[Q]: Objective: how do you wear an apron?
[A]: around the front of your body.

[Q]: Objective: file
[A]: can be hidden in a drawer

[Q]: Objective: How can I keep dirty shoes away from clean ones in the closet?
[A]:
Wrap them in shower caps.