Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Being locally owned, being traditional, and having a simple yet efective pun in it's name are three criteria that will effectively turn me into putty in a business's hands. By that maxim, Something Fishy would have had to pull of something VERY fishy, such as fatal food poisoning, to not be on the recieving end of a glowing writeup. Thankfully, having tried a fair few of their ocean-dwelling delights from salmon steaks to seabass, and not having died yet, the folks at Something Fishy need not fret about their star-based status. Good quality fish, and I just really, really love that smell. It's often tempting to just "do a gollum" and devour one of our watery chums raw and on the doorstep.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Amazing!!! This place is a must. Fantastic BBQ. Super friendly and attentive staff and don't even get me started on the sides... Bacon potato salad, corn bread and banana pudding. This place is awesome!!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Called the place to ask a question. The guy who answered the phone was not friendly. I said thank you. He just hung up. Not even "you're welcome" or "see you soon". Customer service and first impression goes a long way in my book. You just lost a potential customer.