Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Good food, sat outside, was a very nice evening. Our waiter was very nice and fast!!!
Q: negative

A: Awful, Awful, Awful food and overall dining experience here! I really don't understand what went wrong. I honestly feel I must have passed thru a vortex to an alternate universe and into the BAD cousin of this establishment. I am not kidding. It has been a long time since I've had such an awful, cold, weirdly flavored meal at ANY establishment. The wait staff was completely embarrassed. To the point that when I pointed out that my waiter had not charged me for $40 in pre-drinks he apologized again for how bad our meal was and asked if I wanted to pay even less. Which I did not, but should have in retrospect. So what happened? My wife and I flew in from Phila. to take my niece, my sister and her husband out to the best dinner we could find in Madison. My niece had heard good things about Blue Marlin and wanted to go there. It was BAD from the git go. The two crab soups our table had were btwn cold and room temp. Their flavor was very off and almost sickening sweet. We sent them back to get warmed up - and after microwaving them I am sure, they came back piping hot. But still pretty much uneatable. I can't remember what my sister, niece and brother-in-law had, but I remember it being completely forgettable. But the real object of my disgust is reserved for the limp, flavorless, cold soft shelled crab meals my wife and I had. They came out cold in the middle. And as I said - the null set on the flavor scale. Pretty much the constancy and flavor of corn meal. Nothing else. To make matters worse, they were sitting on some yellow slop that also had no flavor. We asked the waiter to take them back as they were cold. And instead of re-garnishing the dish and serving two new crabs, they must have jammed the plate w/ the sides into the microwave and brought it back to our table; hoter, limper and completely tasteless. I was truly flabbergasted. It was beyond amateur night, it must have been pissed off chef night. And we paid the price for being there. I didn't want to make a scene - which I regularly would have done. So, I paid the bill, told the waiter how absolutely terrible the meal was ALL AROUND and left. It was pretty clear from his reaction that something strange was going on in the kitchen. Not sure what it was, and don't care. But I would say - stay far away from this establishment and patronize a restauranteur who has some pride in the product they produce.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Love the different flavor crusts and they had my food delivered in under twenty minutes. Howie bread is the BEST!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: It was my first time there and honestly i was really disappointed. I tried the carnitas and they not even looked like real mexican carnitas, the chorizo was ok but whats really bad is the service OMG i asked for a second beer three times and it never came, the hostess and the waitress were extremely rude. That was the first and last time in Mais
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: My mom and I went there for happy hour. We ordered the tableside guacamole. It was ok. Nothing special. When we received our bill, they not only tried to charge us full price for our drinks, they tried to charge us for premium liquors we never ordered. We had to call a manager over to fix it. They tried to overcharge us by $30. I will never go back here.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
Let me be the first to say that this place has unappetizing food. The pizza slices I've had from here (tried on 3 separate occasions before I decided to write this review) were terrible. The crust was soft soggy because of the grease, the pepperoni and sausage slices were unsavory, and the breadsticks I had were under seasoned. Overall, it's cheap and fast and that's a big draw for most people, but why would I eat here when I would rather go to the McDonald's on Mills and Regent or any other place that doesn't have grease as a main ingredient for their pizza slices. I'll pass.