Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I never knew that getting a gentle burst of wind in my face from a roller derby girl was meant to terrify me, but now I know better. This is one of the most expensive haunted houses in the area, and supposedly the 3rd scariest attraction according to 'Haunt World' Magazine, which is obviously an imprint of the New Yorker. The actors don't seem to have been told exactly what they were supposed to be doing, so there is an element of awkward stumbling upon of looming characters, with the end result being an uncomfortable bit of small talk, to which they respond: "Oh, uh...You'll be dead!"...and then you walk away. After standing in line for two hours, you'll be done with the experience in approximately 4 minutes. I thought maybe we wandered out of an emergency exit, but the crowds that came out behind us seemed equally confused. As hard as it was to believe, we had been royally dicked by the Scarehouse.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: OMG a huge Harley! And a Gigantic American Flag made of chains! Awesome! Yay! Fun! - For the first thirty minutes. The food is ... Meh. I've been here lots of times over the years, mainly because someone in my family is a "regular"... The Nachos were huge in portion yes, but lacking in cheese throughout... so really how can you enjoy nachos when all the cheese is gone. And that was just my most recent annoyance... it's the "chef's" lack of attention to consumption details like this that irritate me. This isn't a place for foodies, it's about the Harley... and all the Motorcycle decorations : ) If you've ever envisioned yourself somewhere on a desert highway riding a Harley Davidson, your long blond hair flying in the wind, and being the "Unknown Legend" of your time, this restaurant won't necessarily help you live out that fantasy, but hey, maybe you'll lock eyes with a biker man and fall madly in love. Although this is more likely to happen at Hogs & Heifers. Anyway, back to the food, everything on the menu is quite filling and entirely edible. That's about it.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I've noticed that the majority of bad reviews on this "4.5 star" restaurant are from Californians. There's a really good reason for that. Apparently I should've read the reviews more carefully before I went to this terrible restaurant. Coming from Los Angeles and having stellar sushi (no, not rolls, sushi), I should've judged the book by its cover. Driving up to this location, I could already see that it was a 'roll' place. Live Uni for 22 bucks? No thanks. I can get the same thing in Los Angeles for 7 dollar a piece. I don't want to be racist, but this is a Korean owned joint. My family simply ordered the combo meals. I myself had a beef teriyaki plate. Why would I get that at a sushi place? I'm not quite sure. But I guess being on vacation threw me off. Anyways, the food was cold when it came out to me. It was disgusting. The beef was cold, the tempura was cold, and altogether this joint just doesn't deserve the 4.5 stars it has. I feel so bad for those people who think this place is the best sushi joint ever. I think it just says that Vegas lacks a proper sushi restaurant. When you're in Los Angeles, go to Little Tokyo. Any of those restaurants with good OR bad reviews will top this place. Avoid this place. Expensive, disgusting.