Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This club is pretty sweet. Hott girls good music and decent bartenders. They have a lot of celebrity appearances. Not the biggest Club but still pretty good.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had to try this yest. The concept of a korean-fused hot-dog really lit up my interest. I have always been more of a brat kind of guy myself. I went for the smoked link. I wasn't sure if it was the slaw or the garlic mayo, but the combination was great. For a side, my intention was to just get some fries, but then I saw it. WTH are Angry Kimchi fries? Wow for $5 your mouth is screaming with flavor. So if you got the fever for the flavor of kimchi...the fries are worth trying.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I was a bit worried that a horde of Harry Potter fans would seek me out and cause me harm if I wrote a poor review for this place, but judging by the other comments I'm certainly not alone in my misgivings. Chaos when ordering, weak coffee and a lack lustre menu, together with an overall sense of rush to get out left me feeling more than a little let down. I remember coming here years ago to see a mate play in a band and was quite taken with the setup. Less so now. It's little wonder Rowling sought escape in fantasy fiction if reality can be this depressing.