input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: We saw the UFC show here a few weeks ago and had a great time! The seats were excellent and the food/drinks were surprisingly affordable! I was expecting to pay A LOT more for drinks, but they don't gouge you. Since it was a big sausage fest (UFC guys) the line to the women's bathroom was nonexistent! Woo hoo! There was even a bathroom attendant! The only drawback was trying to get OUT of the event! There's only one exit and imagine thousands of people all trying to walk out of it!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Ehhhh I don't know about this. I was excited to have a new pizza place very close to my house, and that serves slices no less! So after a night out with some friends, the husband and I came here to get a couple late night slices. We arrived at the (very cute) pizza place sometime around 9, so not too long after they opened and ordered 3 slices, cheese, pepperoni, and a special (which was a white pizza with asparagus, bacon, and a few other toppings). It smelled good as we took it home. Unfortunately, the slices seemed old, like they'd already been sitting out a lot longer than they possibly could have if they had been made when the store opened. The crust was dry and stiff. The special pizza was especially bad, with a very flavorless white base atop the stiff cardboard like crust... it was not awesome. The cheese was significantly better since their sauce was alright, but still nothing amazing. Maybe their full pies are better (and more fresh), but I don't know that I'd come here for slices again.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Not someplace I will visit again, thought I will give this place a chance inspite of the bad reviews. Summary of my visit: Ambience: 0 - no air conditioning. Coupled with the musty carpet odor. Service: 1 - Owner is also the server. Has no clue about smiling to guests or cust service. The 1 is for the water he finally served after 10 mins. I was the only other table occupied. Food: 0 - BAD!! Felt bad for the pathetic excuse of an Indian cuisine that was being served here to local Canadians. Completely devoid of any taste. Am usually not harsh on any place but this place deserves a commendation for the worst Indian food I ever had. Avoid.