Definition: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: threat and non-threat. Threat is a statement that someone will be hurt or harmed, especially if the person does not do something in particular.
Input: Comment: I laugh uncontrollably at President Forrest Trump when the clueless baboon suggests he is 'closer than ever' with McConnell. Such an assertion is downright proof that he is NOT closer.

Trump can't open his vile gob without lying. The man has lived a godforsaken life of immorality, perversion and conspicuous consumption that has led to his 'crowning achievement' ... a golden commode on which he can park his worthless, flabby arse.
Output:
Non-threat