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Output: Had a great day here. Lots to do: hiking, kayaking, zip line, etc. Trails could be marked better as could directions to the different "gear-up" spots. Low review is for their customer service. Apparently it is their policy not to issue refunds of any kind. I bought an event ticket I wasn't able to use (for zip lining). They told me it wasn't their policy to issue any refunds. I can understand not issuing bracelet refunds if you're unsatisfied with an event. But I hadn't even done my event and had the ticket to show. We had to leave. They told me to come back any time, my ticket is good for a year. I explained I live in California and they had no other suggestions. Point is, a blanket no refund policy doesn't work and is poor customer service. There are certainly times when a refund is appropriate. If I hadn't paid cash, I'd would've refused the credit charge. Bummer. I would recommend waiting to buy an event ticket when you're absolutely sure you'll be doing it.

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Output: I liked it a lot! Food was good, service was good, nothing to complain about. I would go back again!

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Output: I hate giving bad reviews to locally owned businesses... but like Abe Lincoln, I too cannot tell a lie. I love me some BBQ and had high hopes when I found this small shop in my neighborhood. I walked in on a weekday afternoon and there was only one other couple sitting down to eat. No staff were to be found- we had to wait more than just a few minutes to be greeted and sat at a table. After sitting down, it was another few minutes until our drink orders were taken, although after they had arrived, I did enjoy the mason jars full of pop. After about 20 minutes, our food was brought out... mine about 5 minutes before my lunch date, so mine was cold by the time theirs arrived (because I'm polite like that and didn't want to eat before my friend). The food was good, but not awesome enough to make up for the poor service. And, after reading a couple other reviews saying the same thing, I'm willing to bet it wasn't just the one day I was in there. Will I be back? Probably not. I have several other BBQ places in the valley that I have enjoyed the overall experience far more.

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Good show, funny comedians but the burlesque dancers (one at a time) are kind of pointless and do not really add to the show. The night we went they had a deal to buy a beer and a shot for $11 and the cocktail server asked us if we wanted to make the shot a double for an extra $3, so we did... Our shot looked exactly like everyone elses-not a half ounce different. Her response? Oh that is a double, but did you want me to have the bartender to pour you some more? So you can take another 30 minutes and spit in our drinks? We said no thanks...