Problem: We stayed here as part of our staycation to celebrate our anniversary and take a break from the kids. We were more than excited at the thought of sleeping in until 9 or so in a dark, cold hotel room. Unfortunately, the room did not allow that. Our room window was on the fourth floor facing the highway and there are only wooden shades, no curtains and we were blinded at 630 am by the amount of sunlight in the room. Additionally, we set the thermometer as low as it would go, 60 degrees and would guess the lowest the temp got in the room was 78. We liked the location and the pool, but since we were most looking forward to the room and we're disappointed I'm rating the hotel as poor.
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Problem: Was excited to hear about this place as we love soup. I ordered the bean soup and if there were 6 beans in it, that was a lot. Returned it to the counter. Ordered something else and paid extra for pasta. They charged 50 cents for about a tablespoon of orzo. What a ripoff! Loud "music" and ugly decor and plastic spoons that are thin and small. The employees were chirpy but brain dead and were more interested in talking to each other than in providing info about the soups or helping us figure out how to order. Which won't be a problem for us as we would NEVER go back. The strawberry was small and withered and since it was free it was worth the cost but not more.
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Problem: I found out that Yard House is not as fun when you're sober and eating with your inlaws. I'm gonna have to come back here when I can enjoy a beer. Appetizers were seared tuna, crab cakes, and coconut shrimp. I love the wasabi sauce, crab cakes and shrimp were ok. Seared scallops over orzo pasta. Not bad, uneven sear on the scallops but they were still tasty and not overdone. Orzo pasta was nice and slightly al dente.
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Problem: If I could, I'd give this place a 0. That's how bad it is....And if you look at my reviews in general, you'll see that I'm generally very satisfied with things, so this place was a definite no-no. We went here for brunch last weekend and it was an utmost disaster. The food is UBER greasy (and not in a good way), and the service was quite bad. Not to mention, although I had a very clear conversation with our hostess about substituting potatoes with tomatoes, and omitting certain things from my dish, I ended up with something exactly the opposite and definitely not even the item I ordered. When I asked her if maybe she made a mistake/brought out the wrong plate, she got defensive and said that this was *exactly* what I ordered in what was basically a "too bad so sad" attitude. Needless to say, I didn't leave much of a tip. Good thing I even paid for that not eaten meal. Nothing irks me more than horrific service, and that's pretty much what you'll get here. That, and a stomach ache. :|
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negative