input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Went here for restaurant week. It wasn't as bad as most these reviews make it out to be. The service is OK. The food is really good. The frozen hotcocolate is over rated, good, but not amazing. so overall as long as the service isn't terrible and my wait isn't too long l but the food is bombdigity, I'm ok witht that.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If they had a Culver's on every street corner, the cardiologists would all have twice as much money. I went there for my first time today for lunch, and I was hoping for a good, non-processed burger. I got my wish; a soft bun, red onions, lettuce, fresh tomatoes... all the fixings were great. The cheese was very good, and the beef patties were also good. (I got the deluxe). Since I never had fried cheese curds, I got those as my side item. It was very reasonably priced; $8 or so for the combo with a root beer. Service was fast; food was fresh and hot. But here's the kicker.... I looked up the nutrional information after lunch, when I felt like I couldn't get out of my office chair. This combo had 84g of fat and 3000mg of sodium. Even if you don't watch what you eat, these numbers should scare the hell out of you. To put it into perspective, my diet calls for 1500mg sodium DAILY. I could've gone to In-N-Out, gotten an animal style double-double with fries and saved 15 grams of fat and saved 1300mg sodium. I could've ordered 2 quarter pounders with cheese and 2 large fries and still eaten fewer grams of fat and sodium. Now do you see exactly how bad these burgers are for you?!? Imagine if I had gotten the bacon cheeseburger with a custard for dessert. That'd be another 30 grams of fat. We're talking triple digits here. Scary stuff. Now, I like to splurge on occasion for great food. Unfortunately, for that caloric catastrophe, it simply wasn't worth it. It's a good burger, definitely better than the typical fast food, but come on. These numbers are beyond reasonable. To be fair, the fried cheese curds constituted 38g of fat alone. Now that I've had them for the first time in my life, I'll say I enjoyed them. They're almost as good as fried mozzarella, but I still prefer the Italian version over the Wisconsin one. So if you want to splurge, enjoy the custard. I've had it once before here, and it's excellent; especially the vanilla. But if you want to blow your diet, even though the food is decent here, do it somewhere else.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I've seen enough zombie movies to feel pretty competent in my knowledge of the undead. But book learnin' ain't the same as street smarts, which is why I dig the Usery Pass Shooting Range. Considering the fact that we're in a relative period of peace with regard to zombie human relations, I don't feel the need to own any fire power. I like to be prepared, but I'm not paranoid. Luckily, I get to work in some training drills when I go out with a couple of my well armed friends. As a bonus, it's a very structured environment for target practice, with all sorts of park rangers keeping an eye on the going ons, so nobody ends up the victim of idiocy. Like most newbies, I dig .22s because they don't have any recoil. The range provides targets that you can stagger at different distances and I'm pretty good at close range. But at close range that's just going to piss off a zombie and maybe it'll slow them down long enough for me to run. Enter the AK-47 and the Russian M-44. Now I don't have testes, but when I'm holding these weapons I feel downright manly. Ain't no demonic, soul sucking beasties getting to my brains. Now, the nitty gritty details. It costs six bucks for a day of shooting and you're required to have ear plugs and glasses. I think there is some kind of member deal through the Rio Salado Sportsman Club, but I'm not interested in shooting small furry animals and that's what the word "sportsman" conjures up, plus I don't go nearly often enough to make use of a membership. I'm only interested in pretending that the targets are slow lumbering undead with the all consuming desire to slurp up my learnin' juice. It's kind of far to travel if you don't live in East Mesa, but it makes for a fun morning and you even get a consolation prize, a recoil bruise and striations from the butt of the AK. Again, manliness. I dare say, when the zombie apocalypse is nigh, I'll be prepared. Or at least I'll know a couple people who are.