Question:
( Swans and geese seem to be pretty nasty , though . ) We also went up to Yorkshire ( to a town called Church Fenton , which is one of the better names I ' ve heard ) to see Adam 's cousins -- Adam has few enough cousins that he can actually give a damn about them , the lucky guy , also his , at least the ones I ' ve met , are pretty damn cool -- and their six - month - old twins . Kids were cute , as far as the age group goes , though I only really find 'em appealing once they have more hair and less drool .

Where may I be currently living ?
OPTIONS:
- Australia
- England
- Canada
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
England

Question:
I just happened to be sitting outside of a cafe writing my friend Mary a letter when a bunch of college kids asked me to take their pictures . I fuddled with the buttons and the iphones and I gave 'em a little goodnatured guff . The one in the red baseball cap laughed the most at my goofy jokes and seemed pretty used to the fuss .

Who ended up bothering the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- It was Mary .
- It was her friend .
- It was the high school kids .
- It was the undergrads .
Answer:
It was the undergrads .

Question:
Wait ' till they see the ASP in action . I think the ASP is great . It 's so much more practical and convenient than my night stick . It stays with me all of the time ( on my belt ) . I do n't have to secure it in my police car ; it wo n't get lost or stolen .

What may be a fact about this person ?
OPTIONS:
- They are an active police officer .
- They are an off - duty police officer .
- They carry weapons with them everywhere .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They are an active police officer .

Question:
I really must condition myself to keep my pie hole shut more often . Sometimes , it just pays to listen and keep my comments to myself . I had a rather ... awkward start to my day yesterday .

What may happen next in speaker 's story ?
OPTIONS:
- They will explain why their month has been awkward .
- They will explain why their morning was so awkward yesterday .
- They will explain what they have learned by keeping their mouth shut .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They will explain why their morning was so awkward yesterday .