Problem: Here 's a couple pics of the kids from last Friday . We went to the YMCA Birthday BBQ . They had lots of activities for the kids - including face painting , which was a big hit . :) Andrew was excited to be a kitty - even after I tried to convince him he was a lion .

Why would Andrew have paint on his face ?

A: Andrew got his face painted .

Problem: And cooked the turkey in a deep fryer ! MmmmMm . Peanut oil was trucked out to the desert and a naked , dead bird was immersed into it after it became flesh - disfiguring - ly hot . What 's more appealing than that ?

Why does the narrator describe the oil as flesh - disfiguring - ly hot .

A: Because they are engaging in hyperbole .

Problem: Would that be enough ? It 's an elegant grey and pink plaid , and I found it under ' winter clothing ' so I assume it would be good for a skirt . I also bought some matching pink and grey lace , and exactly 43 $ worth of some of the most beautiful buttons I have ever seen outside of a pawn shop or jewlry store . Hopefully I can make a skirt just like the one in my vision , that will make people walk up and ask " Oh , that skirt is just so wonderful !

What seems to be a hobby of interest to the narrator ?

A:
They like design .