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Output: Generally ... very disappointing. VERY. Service was bleh. Everything was late. Our coffee was late. Bread and jam late. Food not in unison w/the rest of our party of eight. I understand that parties of 8 or more automatically get 20% gratuity but this service really didn't deserve it. They took my coffee before I was done w/it and w/o even asking me. Come on now. Food was mediocre to bad. EXCEPT for the sourdough waffles w/nuts and strawberries ... that was yummy. But the cornbeef, the sausage, french pudding toast, etc was all pretty medicore or the Eough (sp?) was NASTY. Really bad. Granted -- some French food is a little weird, and maybe, just maybe, the restaurant isn't to blame. Decor was okay. And bread was very good. But just about everyone in our group had a tummy ache after our brunch here ... so we were a lil disappointed to say the least. Too bad -- most French food is so good ... this place doesn't do it justice at all.

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Output: Have a margarita here but don't eat food. My margarita wasn't bad, but all I ordered were chips and NO salsa...seriously? I dumped Cholula all over my stale chips. My total came to over $18. FAIL.

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Output: Steve is awesome!! There are so many "deals" out there on Groupon, Living Social, etc for carpet cleaning, but what they forget to mention is all the add-in's you need. You think you are getting a good deal, but in the long run you aren't. Steve is the best out there and you won't have to worry about him trying to sell you anything. It's upfront, honest, reliable, on-time and does an outstanding job. I have now used him 2 times and this time I had him clean my couches. Everything just smells and looks amazing. I highly recommend Carpet MD for your carpet needs!

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Can't get enough of this place! Prices are great and the service is excellent. I've eaten here like 5 times in the past month. One of the best places I've tried in the area.