input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Why did I go back here??! - still overpriced - I was the only person in the place on a Tuesday and I stood in front of the register for a good 10 minutes before my order was taken. - The wrap was bland and the side I ordered was $4 and came in an itty bitty plastic cup. Thanks for the nibble of your "side." -To top it off my wrap came with a hair nestled inside, gag me! The guy who brought it out had longer "skater boy" hair that was not in a hair net or pulled back. My guess is that it was his. Spoiled my lunch. The place is decorated cute but could stand for major improvement in my opinion.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I mean, it's amazing. flawless, epic, great food, great service, even great parting gifts that we enjoyed for days to come. we even drove out to the venetian and parked our car there to get a more fantastic limo ride (we were staying at the mgm so we didn't want to not take part in the free limo ride) and we got the tour of the mansion before being seated in a secluded and mostly private spot. this is why i still give it 4 stars. We each had the tasting menu to celebrate one of my milestone birthdays with some wine. Everything that came out was a party in my mouth from the bread cart all the way to the dessert. I won't bore you with all the details here that will be regurgitating everything else people have already said. the overall feeling was that so much focus was placed on everything from the limo ride to the presentation of the food, that it was at times distracting from the real reason we were there - the taste of the food. these distractions were the good distractions though. i enjoyed feeling regal for one night. the bad distractions though, were a little annoying and less the fault of the restaurant than the patrons. there were so many patrons there that night that didn't follow the dress code, or lamely so if that was their weak attempt at trying to dress up. i get that some people are ballers who want to be on the dl but the last thing i want is to feel like i'm dining at a las vegas restaurant vs. joel robuchon. if joel robuchon was in any other city, people would dress up way more to come here. maybe it was just an off day but it was still annoying to see slobby people. it really brings down the ambiance. secondly, the tables were too damn close to each other. thankfully, the couple we were sitting within earshot to, basically rubbing elbows with, were in their 3rd to last dish when we sat there so they were gone by the time we reached halfway through the meal. still, it's really annoying to sit that close to other patrons when they're in their casual attire, talking about super annoying things when i'm trying to have a moment. the meal is too expensive here to be ruined by stupid reasons. disclaimer: this was my second choice restaurant after not getting a reservation at the french laundry so i may have been in an off mood. the food was really delicious, just nothing really stood out in a way that i would gush about it, the way i do about akelarre (san sebastian, spain), arzak (san sebastian, spain), le garde robe (paris), les papilles (paris), vandermeersch (paris), seongbukdong (koreatown). the saving grace was our server, the alcohol, and my companion.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Worse place to shop I live my life on fruits. I always buy from haris teeters but this time I tried walmart..i bought apple bag..which is all ripen and so bad I will have to throw away. I bought orange bag which is so sour nobody can ever eat.. two boxes of blackberries which is all messed up inside the box... my whole weeks stock up of fruit has ruined. If I could sue for this reason to walmart I will be pleased. Stupid people don't care for someone's time. I don't know where should I go to throw my anger on. now I will have to go shop again for my fruits. I hate it..