Problem: Wow. I can't put together a coherent review which would capture the "run! don't walk!" for anyone considering booking a reservation here. The first assault is olfactory. The MC "perfumes" their common areas and casino with something best described as Ozium and urinal cake at the Greyhound bus terminal. What? Why?!? The "decor = tired"? OMFG, my frat house last century was in better shape than this tijuana brothel. Just pathetic. We moved from 8th, to 9th and then 24th floor in sequence, a futile "Escape from Craptastica!". Each floor has less busted stuff, but in the end, nothing even reach Howard Johnson status. The vaunted pool? I would rather go to Rosarita Beach and wallow in a Papas & Beer cesspool of Nortenos Spring Break urine. That almost captures it, I really felt as if I was in some Cancun sh1thole with a bunch of low-rent state school college kids on Spring Break. The Monte Carlo never pretended to be the Venetian, or Mandelay Bay, or Bellagio back in the day. But a value proposition it is no more. It's a tired old rag of a hotel with no pretense that they give a damn about anything, so there you are. The workout area and spa are definitely acceptable, I will give a gentlemen's B+ on this feature only. Woe betide anyone who isn't physically off spa premises at 7:01P as you'll get the bum's rush at closing time. But if you're a saavy consumer of value, $10 for the spa is a great deal. I'll wrap up this revue with a simple observation about the Monte Carlo for anyone who brings their laptop in case they're thinking of doing email and perhaps some work while enjoying a 5 day visit to the Strip...at the Monte Carlo, even the DSL is slow...
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Problem: Very small "large" sundaes in my opinion. Food is very mediocre.
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Problem: What a wonderful surprise! Evo has great food, service and ambience. We just dropped in after shopping at the nearby Fashion Square for happy hour. We had the mushroom pizza and the kale salad. Best salad ever! Don't miss out on this great new restaurant.
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Problem: Horrible service, never once did the waitress came to the table. I almost walked out. Kept on calling for a waiter/waitress and most of the were talking in the kitchen and not attending customers. I will not return to this Dennys.
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