Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Yay I am here with a happy update! The past few times I have been back, they have NOTICEABLY improved both timeliness and friendliness, which brings them to a solid 4 stars in my book. Kudos, Thai Lana, Kudos.
Q: negative

A: Eat there for the view or if you are on Saguaro Lake boating and are really hungry. Service was not stellar; the waiter seems flustered (Sunday of Memorial Day weekend on a lake during May in Arizona, gonna be packed buddy) and at one point tossed extra menus in a pile and let them fall to the floor and sit there. Decor is very cheap. Orange ceilings and yellow walls with painted cacti and dusty mini silk flowers in pots on the windowsills. Cobwebs in the corners. Definitely would be better to eat outside, not in. Since service and decor sucked, my party did not expect much in terms of food, but the food was good. WAAAAY to overpriced though, but portion sizes are good. The type of view provided and the cheesy decor was almost embarrassing. I understand that people are coming in off their boats, wet, but let's bump it up a bit and offer some more healthy choices on the appetizers instead of just greasy bar food. Train the wait staff to be more polite and attentive; lose the teenager attitudes (they are all teenagers). I will never eat there again unless they lower their prices and/or I am on a boat all day and starving.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I loved this hotel. When I walked in I thought I might have gotten a suite though it turned out the rooms were just large and included a sitting area, king size bed, and a large Jacuzzi tub. Everything about the place was above average. The staff was nice and attentive, the restaurants were decent and not overly priced, it is located next to a mall with tons of night life, the pool was enjoyable and on Saturday afternoon, they had a live DJ spinning music outside. I'd have no problem recommending this place to anyone visiting the area.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Okay, so I go to Starbucks to get a coffee this morning, only... I go to a different one and there is no parking. So I'm like "whatevs, I'm only gonna be in there for a few minutes" and I park right next to a NO PARKING sign. In my defense, it was slightly behind a tree, but... still visible. So, me and my bud go in and get our drinks. The Barista (a.k.a. 12 grade student on work release) looks at me like I have 3 heads when I ask him to make a Venti Iced Eggnog Latte w/ an extra shot. I was shocked at his response. He says "No one has ever ordered that before"... Really?!?!?! Its fucking Eggnog and coffee. One of which is specifically drank cold. The other, sometimes drank cold. Plus, Do I look like I care?!?!?! So I get my UNIQUE drink and walk back to my car to find two rent-a-cops circling my car. My buddy bails on me and says "I'm walking back to work" and proceeds to walk off... Ha! So there I am... all alone. So I proceed to walk up to these two characters. I call them characters because they seemed like they were straight out of a cartoon or comedy movie. The one guy was wearing a cast, and is about 5 feet tall. Not to mention chubby. The other guy is his polar opposite. He is bizzarro, short guy. Standing at about 6' 9" and weighing in at 160 lbs, it's... stereotypical rent-a-cop guy! Like I said, I walk up to these characters and say "Is there a problem?" The short guy without skipping a beat gets in my face and says "Yeah, there's a problem! You parked in the middle of the road!" Road? Trust me it was no road, and I let him know that. It was more of a pseudo parking lot slash alleyway. So I say "This isn't a road this is an alley." Then he replied with some kind of attempt to correct me, but I wasn't listening. I turned my back to him and look at the tall guy. He jokes, "Looks like you almost hit the NO PARKING sign with your door as you got out!" He then glances at his partner chuckling as if wanting some sort of acceptance. So, I say "How do you know? What, were you watching me as I pulled up? If you were, you would have noticed two other cars parked right next to mine. Did you see those?" I look at the little, broken-arm guy... At this point, I realize by both of their body language, that the tables have turned and they (for some reason) are backing off FAST! The midget says "No. No, I didn't see the other cars." I go, "Hmm...." as if to strengthen my point. Then I look at the tall guy and say "Well, if you would put that NO PARKING sign where people could actually SEE it, maybe we wouldn't have this problem!" He talks back, "Well, someone must have moved it. Its usually right here" and he points right where my front left tire is. I turn up the aggression, "Oh! So OBVIOUSLY you think I moved it, huh?!"... He steps back. "No, no... that's not what I think at all." I decide at this point to quit while I'm ahead and I say, "I'll tell you what. Why don't I move my car out of your way, huh?" I throw up the hand quotes when I say move, and I get in my car. This seemed to put him a bit at ease, and he puts on an apologetic tone "Look, I was trying to make light of this situation by joking about you hitting the NO PARKING sign. See? I'm even going to take this slip off of your windshield" and he pulls off an official 'note' off my windshield. Just before I close my door and drive away, I say "You might want to put that NO PARKING sign somewhere where people can SEE it in the future, thanks." It was the greatest feeling taking on two (obviously) stupid security guards. They, no doubt, are stuck in that job because their tiny brains aren't qualified for anything else. It was also a little bit liberating to be a total dick to two strangers. You should try it sometime!
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output: I had previously written a review for this place because they did a great job on my previous jewelry repairs. I've had to update, however, from a horrible experience I had about 2 weeks ago. I had called this place 2 times to confirm they had the parts to replace an Iphone 4S screen. They confirmed this both times. Finally, I brought my phone in to be repaired and they said it would be done in 2 hours. I return 3 hours later and they tell me they couldn't repair it because they didn't have the part. I wasted 3 hours walking around the mall (more time than necessary) and they didn't even call the contact number I gave them. Incompetent on all levels.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Our fav place in surprise!!!! We are here at least once a week and frequent the cafe. Jessica over at the cafe is our favorite barista! Every week we come in and she whips us up a different delicious treat! Jessica is one of the reasons we always return, (She is the bees knees) her and all the amazing books! We hope this place will ALWAYS BE HERE!!!!