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Output: I walk inside and it's like someone found Martha Stewart's secret craft room and snatched away all the creative treats! I don't even know where to begin with Melrose Vintage. This is the one stop shop for gifts. Why you ask? Well... if you are looking for any of the following either for yourself or a friend, you'll find it here: - Baby accessories - Knicks and Knacks for your home decorating - Furniture - both vintage and copy vintage - And then there's the craft room... The craft room in itself requires a full day of exploration. Upon first glance, I was overwhelmed with excitement when I imagined all the wondrous things I could create with the tools surrounding me. When I looked even deeper, I realized that all of the items are incredibly unique to the store and you won't be able to find them anywhere else or at least not at your typical chain craft store. Everything is hand crafted and begs for a master creative creation. From scrap-booking to crafting exactly like Martha style crafts, you can find it all here. I just don't know if I can ever live up to the possibilities this store offers me! The crafting room offers working stations, classes and even a sectioned off play room for children while their mother's explore. The front part of Melrose Vintage is a decorator's paradise and full of every possible home item you could think of. Those searching for the unique baby accessories in their life have a room entirely dedicated to it. I can't wait to visit Melrose Vintage again to explore some more. I also noticed some unique holiday decorations that I'd like to snatch up!

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Output: Stayed for 4 nights. On the second day I reported our bathtub isn't draining, this wasn't fixed until the last night of our stay. Rust in the bathroom and kitchen. Room also had an odd smell. Decent selection of channels and safe location. Friendly staff and comfy beds.

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Output: Quick preface: Anyone who rates this buffet above "negative eleventy-billion" either was smashing drunk at the time or eats through a tube. This is the worst food I've ever had in my life. I've eaten at a lot of shitty restaurants, had tremendously ill-advised home cooking, and back in college, eaten things from the fridge that had their own ecosystem. The buffet at the Sahara is the culinary equivalent of being cockpunched. If you don't have a cock, just punch yourself in the uterus; that'll do. Despite it being a multi-national buffet with over *two dozen* entrees, there was nothing actually edible, save for the three-bean salad which was likely pre-made. Let's go down the things that were wrong, shall we? - Champagne for the champagne brunch is served from a Miller Lite beer cart in the corner. In plastic 4-ounce cups. - Cheese blintz: Dried out to the point of being crispy. Filled with cottage cheese. GROSS. - Sausages: Squirted grease at me like an angry sea creature, then exploded into a grey powdery substance. - Scrambled eggs were unnaturally voluminous, like a bright yellow angel food cake. I think they jiggled at me. - Bacon was a sad pile of fat strips with meat bits. - Roasted meats: They looked okay, but I stood at the station for 5 minutes without being helped; the only person back there was the egg station attendant. - Belgian waffle? More like Barfy ROFL. Chewy in all the wrong places. - Every single thing at the Chinese food station was affront to humanity. Wonton soup was like alien eggs in seawater. Sweet and sour pork tasted like cleaning solution. Naturally, the management refused to give us a refund because we'd been there longer than 15 minutes. Heaven forbid we spend some time to talk to our fucking friends who got married at this hellhole. $14.99 per person down the drain. If you're savvy enough to Yelp, you shouldn't even be within spitting distance of the Sahara, much less IN it. Why are you reading this? Go down the street and eat an omelette at Bouchon, or a croissant at Jean-Philippe, and do the real eating someplace where they don't try to poison you.

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Love this place.... Excellent coffee! My go to when in the area, everyone is so friendly!