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Output: As Vegas locals, we had Saturday brunch here on 2/23/13. Let me forewarn anyone (like us) who is NOT keen on "family/kid" places: there were rambunctious little kids at the majority of the tables. I was sitting on the back wooden bench, and kids (at three separate tables) were all crawling and jumping on the bench, causing the already uncomfortable hard wooden seating to continuously be bumped, like an annoying little kid behind you on an airplane, kicking your seat. Our (two) drinks took 15 minutes. It would have been ten, but our server forgot what I ordered (vodka and OJ), and then didn't know what kinds of vodka they had. I ordered a house salad, which our server was smart enough to tell me their salads don't have lettuce. Weird, but okay, fine. The caesar salad has lettuce so I got that and it was good. Then I had the turkey meatballs and my fiance had the meatball sampler and the garlic fries. Since they don't offer spicy meatless sauce, I asked for red pepper when I ordered, which I didn't get. After asking three times, a bus boy finally brought it. But I will say all the food was good. Way overpriced, but tasty. For dessert, I ordered the first thing on the menu - the "Classic Chocolate Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich," and my fiance got a milkshake; and we ordered two espressos. After waiting a significant amount of time, we were served two large mugs of cappuccinos. (!!!) Then our desserts came. The milkshake was right (simple). My "chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich" was a heart-shaped sugar cookie with red sugar on top (probably left over from Valentine's Day, 9 days ago), rolled in chopped nuts, and had some chocolate chips thrown on top of it. My fiance pointed out that there is a strawberry something on the menu, and maybe they got it mixed up. I asked our waiter and he said, "Oh, yeah, um, we're out of the chocolate chip cookie dessert." Really?! So you just tried to camouflage a totally different dessert by throwing a few chocolate chips on top and hoping I wouldn't notice?! No apologies or attempts to offer something else. So I had nothing. For $120 brunch for two people with one drink, at least get it right. There are way better places in Vegas to spend our money. We will not be back.

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Output: We were there for Memorial Day Weekend and decided since we dropped 2K on Tao Beach the day before we would take it easy and see what Azure was about since we were staying at the Palazzo anyway. That weekend they were asking $100 per chair and normally there is a $50 minimum fee to get in anyway. So if you don't have money to spend keep walking! Anyway we decided to give it a try. Now let me tell we are not ones to not spend money if it's worth it but this place was just plain CRAP! The server had an attitude and came around once in a while. Then when she did she gave us water downed crappy drinks which were each $17-20 a pop. Then some guy was so drunk he kept falling and we literally had to tell security to do something about him and they never did. Next thing we know the guy is throwing up near the pool. There was only one lady picking up the glasses around the pool and she was doing it one glass at a time. The DJ was crap too and at times would completely stop playing as if he completely forgot he was the DJ! To make a long story short this place was HORRIBLE!! Walk a few feet futher and go to Tao Beach in the Venetian. Beautiful servers, awesome drinks and the best music at the poolside on the strip. Shame on you Azure we will NEVER be back...your LOSS!!

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Output: Great food! Great service! Great ambiance! Super friendly staff! Go here!!!

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Pricing: Good-Expensive. The sandwich isn't pricey, but the combo options were. Quality: Poor. Blandest thing I have ever eaten. Turnaround: Poor-Good. Came right before closing, but still this is suppose to be fast food. Service: Good. No attitude and provided everything I needed. Sadly, this is one of the few places that I have nothing good to really say about them. Their pricing was not comparable to anything I have had before and bordered on being way too expensive for a simple meal. Why would anyone pay $3 for a measly side of fries? The worst was the food. I never knew beef mixed with onions and peppers can be so devoid of flavors like this sandwich was. I am actually amazed, but since I had paid for this meal, I feel cheated instead. The meat, although tender, had no taste to them and I would have doubt I was even eating beef if I had not known I ordered a Philly cheesesteak. Moreover, the sandwich was dry, even with all the onions and peppers that would normally be oozing juices. The cheese was also strangely nonexistent so the sandwich was really just a bunch of beef sitting around doing nothing. The turnaround was also pretty sad. This is suppose to be fast-paced eatery in the middle of a food court and given that the items are either grilled or fried, I expected speedier service. In addition, I was the last customer before they closed with not another soul in sight so I had no idea of what the holdup could even be.