Question:
while this has been embarrassing and somewhat annoying , it reached a new point today when i was out shopping in wal - mart with my husband . we were standing in the line waiting to be checked out when i felt the demon in my bowels rush forth and knock me over . i poofing out this long extremely loud and painful emissions of gas .

What may happen after the fast ?
Answer:
I was embarrassed to doing it in a Wal Mart .

Question:
funny how true that was but whatever its all i ve ever known right ? maybe that s why moving around is so easy for me . either way it made me feel like shit only because i ran into her . anyways so school is pretty boring except science which rocks .

Why is the narrator not firing on all cylinders at the moment ?
Answer:
The narrator is sad after seeing their ex .

Question:
We called Sha - sha and your Henry ( grandma and grandpa - they came up with those names , do n't blame me ! ) to alert them , and then called Uncle Danny . At around 2 am , with the contractions about 2 minutes apart , we headed to the hospital . When we got there I was only 2 cm dilated , but my blood pressure was high so they admitted me .

Why is everyone rushing to the hospital ?
Answer:
There is a pregnancy .

Question:
My speech went well and it was exactly what I wanted to say to her . I just wanted it to be from the heart to let her know just how much she really means to me and how proud I am of her and Brian . They are so great together .

Why may the narrator have been asked to give a speech ?
Answer:
It was a wedding .