I hate mosquitoes . Why must they love me ! ? D':I really want to watch coo ' sci - fi movies that are critically acclaimed but that I have shamefully never seen . OPTIONS:
- The narrator is being bit .
- The narrator is selling mosquitoes .
- The narrator is an exterminator .
- The narrator is a fan of bugs .

A: Why would the narrator have this view of mosquitos ?

Tomorrow the rest will show up . It was quite funny actually , to see 15 terrified 16 year olds cowering on the chairs . They are not small , these guys . But they looked at me and Tweedledee as if we were about to swallow them whole . Scary enough , and I really should not be a college teacher , one of them is edible . OPTIONS:
- The writer
- the college teacher
- None of the above choices .
- Tweedledee

A: Who is n't small ?

barlow_girl and I are spending a couple more days on Whidbey Island after a wedding yesterday afternoon . Good to spend some time unwinding together outside our home and in such a naturally beautiful area . The wedding was fun , with an unexpected - by - most change from outdoors to in at the eleventh hour . The home at which it was hosted was huge , overlooking the beach with an elevator in the main house and many other houses on the property . OPTIONS:
- Yes , it was a truly beautiful experience , one I was glad to have had
- No , the crowd was too large and the atmosphere was overwhelming
- No , it went on for too long and I regret going
- No , the weather was unagreeable and I was underdressed .

A: Did I have a good time attending the wedding ?

I missed my math class this morning because I thought it said " HUM 113 " on my schedule when in fact it said " HUM 311 . " I ' m beginning to think I ' m mildly dyslexic . In other news , I met the Cavalier King Charles Spaniels I ' m going to be babysitting for a month yesterday . OPTIONS:
- There was no desire to wake up early .
- There was a mix up .
- None of the above choices .
- There was no desire to be there .

A:
Why was the narrator not in class this morning ?