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An example of an negative review: 15 people in line and there's 1 lady working. She appears to be 70 years old. This is the very reason that the Postal Service is losing millions of dollars a year. This is a complete joke. I am writing this from the parking lot as people walk up to the door, see the line then walk right out. I assume to Fedex or UPS.

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An example of an negative review: A mess from top to bottom. We walked in at 8:00. Slovenly host, slurping on a soda and chewing the ice. Ten minute wait, but when we were actually seated, most of the tables around us were empty. The place was a mess -- unbussed tables and the nearby bar counter was loaded up with dirty glassware, some of which came crashing down at one point. Servers were tossing silverware and dishes into a dirty collection area right next to our table. Servers ambled through the place like characters from a slacker movie. It took about 15 minutes for our server to come to the table and he appeared drunk, slurring his words and couldn't seem to walk straight. Ordered. Another 15 minutes to get our drinks. The big bowl of green salad came and it was green all right -- practically nothing but iceberg lettuce. The final straw was when two kids sat down at the next table and our server sat down with them. They were obviously friends and carried on a conversation that would be more appropriate for a gogo bar. Abort. I found the manager and said we wanted the check. He had a besieged look on his face and was hardly surprised. Seemed like he had seen it all before. He took our drinks off, we paid and left. It's too bad because I love the concept of family-style Italian dining and remember some good meals I had at this place years ago.

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An example of an negative review: Three things you need to know, and that is all. 1. After eating here, I must have drank an entire gallon of water, it was so salty. 2. I had a $2 off coupon for Captain D's and was in a pinch for food one day and decided to stop in real quick for some sustenance. 3. The food was obviously previously frozen and the deep-fried items didn't taste right. (You know that rancid oil taste when you don't change out the deep fryer?) The tile floor was sticky and slick, and tables not wiped down. Overall, I felt greasy and un-clean after eating here. If you see a Long John Silver's, I'd recommend that over this Cap D's location.

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An example of an negative review: So.... Where to begin. Let's start on the burgers as it is in the name of the restaurant. They were severely underwhelming. With an overall 4/5 stars I expected at least mediocre. I was, if you didn't catch on yet, disappointed to say the least. The burger patties and seasoning was mediocre at best. I was asked if all the toppings including grilled onions were OK when ordering. Sure, I gleefully replied. Who doesn't like grilled onions? If you don't like them, stop reading your taste buds are broken anyway. Well grilled onions turns out to mean raw diced onions that just barely touched the grill. They were warmed, sort of, but still very much a raw onion. The buns were lacking and produced no memories good or bad. The burger had a very standard, fried burger flavor overall. On to the fries. Not much good to say about those either. More than half were greatly overcooked. Seasoning on them was also extremely inconsistent. Some had no salt, some were so salty I got instantly dehydrated and needed to have IV fluids. The other thing that bothered me (that's right you get more complaining) was the workers. I am all for skirting around my job functions and hanging out with friends but the location they decided to do this was strange. There was literally no one else in the restaurant besides my friend and I. The workers decided to hang out right in front of the drinks, ketchup, and pepper area and talk to each on on either side of the counter. I patiently waited until my burger was finished to get my fixings hoping they would move. They did not. I had to say excuse me while holding my tray to get ketchup. You couldn't pick a place to hang out that wasn't in the way? I mean seriously the entire restaurant was empty... Needless to say at this point, I will not be going back. Two stars only because I did not get sick. Well at least not yet.