question: Funny , how past mistakes can haunt you , and destroy whatever you hold dear . And funnier still , how your own mistakes can bring out other people 's worst to hurt you . It 's like a vicious cycle of retribution , hurt and hate altogether . It 's insane , how blissful euphoria can fade out to impending doom .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are feeling blissful .
- They are euphoric .
- They have a lot of feelings .
Q: How would you describe the narrator ?

answer: They have a lot of feelings .

question: So ... . the doctor called this morning to tell me some things , good and bad . Good : my blood tests came back normal and happy , and I have no issues there . Also , my cholesterol is 143 , which is apparently really low and very good .

OPTIONS:
- Had to tell someone bad news .
- Had an appointment with a doctor .
- Had eaten a high - cholesterol meal .
- Had taken a difficult exam .
Q: What might the speaker have recently done ?

answer: Had an appointment with a doctor .

question: It was a mullet . I checked with one of the life guards - who had been hit himself once , long ago - and he assured me that it was indeed a mullet . Then for a brief moment I wished I was a redneck who had a mullet haircut .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He has a funny lifeguard uniform .
- He has a strange haircut .
- He has a redneck pair of pants .
Q: Why is the narrator caught off guard by the man ?

answer:
He has a strange haircut .