Question:
Full moon today . Woke up with the house slightly chilly today , yay ! It 's that perfect sleeping temp time of year . Cooked up a batch of black rice last night . Turned some of it into a a slightly sweet rice pudding with coconut milk , chinese 5 spice , some dried cranberries ( wanted golden raisins but I was out ) , and some walnuts .

What will I do with what I made last night ?
Answer:
I will eat it .

Question:
Instead of renewing our lease again for 6 months , we switched to a month to month lease because we want to get out of here sooner . As long as we 're out by February , we 'll save money by going month to month over a six month lease . Over the weekend , I picked a real estate agent who works with first time home buyers .

Why did they switch to a month to month lease ?
Answer:
They wanted to move somewhere else .

Question:
I am a bad mother . " Why ? " , you might be asking yourself right now . Or not , based on the last couple of things I ' ve written about my son , but I digress . I ' ve been letting Mason snooze on his tummy .

Why was she a bad mother ?
Answer:
She was n't taking proper care of the baby

Question:
I took my rabbit to the vet 's a few days ago to have his injection against myxamitosis . The vet performed the free health check and was poking around his rear end checking for fly eggs ( apparently ! ) . My rabbit did n't like this and went to jump out of her grasp ... her response to which was to grab his back legs and drag him back across the table !

Why was my pet trying to escape .
Answer:
He did n't like having his butt probed .