Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I had to take 1 star away because it's a bummer when 2 of the signature items are sold out. I made quite a journey to taste the beef brisket and ribs but they were both gone. As I searched the menu, nothing else really jumped out at me other than the fact that a turkey leg was $19. I get it that their meat is smoked in house for 8 hours, but Holy smokes! The menu was a little pricey, so I just went for the Nacos which were scrumptious and the 3 for 10 moonshine shots only because I had never had moonshine before. The homemade apple pie moonshine sample is what sold me. If I was a regular at Bootleggers, I'd be a lush for that shot! The 4 cheese mac and cheese was above average but I wouldn't need it again. I have high hopes for the beef brisket and ribs on my next visit.
Q: negative

A: Ok, went here for our anniversary dinner. We essentially like Italian food when we go out. Our favs are Davios and Alla Famiglia. This place doesn't compare. It has ok food. Nothing to write home about. We sampled the stuffed peppers beet salad, seafood soup and bolognese pepperdelle. Go some place else. Too many college kids and pompous patrons.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Horrible!!! Worst dim sum and noodles ever!!! The chef has no passion. This place needs to be on restaurant impossible
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Output: This place is part of the mafia-like Madison restaurant junta known as Food Fight. These guys (and girls) own and operate a number of trendy restaurants around town, all of which I have really enjoyed when I've had the pleasure (Tubb's Tacos, Monty's, Cooper's). The actual building that Cooper's is in used to house a two-story McDonald's, hooray. You figure that getting rid of one McDonald's, in the grand scheme of things, probably doesn't do much. I would guess it's like that old cosmetic myth that when you pluck one hair, two will grow back in its place. So even though there's one less McDonald's in downtown Madison, I'm sure two or three Mickey D's just cut the ribbon in China, or Singapore. But probably not North Korea. Anyway, back to Cooper's. The beer list is long and accomplished (insert crude phallic joke here). Having lived in Chicago for over a year, I was pleased to see Matilda on their beer list. That's not to say I'm above a good PBR to prime the pump. But what exactly was I priming the pump for? Bone marrow, yeah that's right. As an appetizer no less. This stuff was straight beef butter, served with roasted garlic cloves and pumpernickel bread. The flavor is subtle, but the texture...Am I a douche bag if I use the word unctuous? Yes, I think I am. On to the main dish. Lamb sandwich with tomato jam and provolone cheese. I tell you, when that lamb and that jam get together, lots of things start happening in your brain. Let's say your bummed out 'cause you just got audited, or haven't even done your taxes yet, or your dog got killed by some neighborhood kids wielding baseball bats. This sandwich, preceded by that bone marrow, preceded by a PBR...I'm telling you, all those troubles would just melt away, smeared, consumed and digested on a hot piece of pumpernickel toast. But let's say you're a vegetarian. Well, too fucking bad for you, you deserve to have your dog beaten by neighborhood toughs. Kudos to all those who could even remotely follow whatever it is I just said. This place is solid. The prices haven't sky rocketed yet, but it's already starting to get pretty crowded. The new place in downtown Madison to see and be seen, unless your blind. I think my karma just took a hit, ouch.
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output: This place was once a good spot now they serve soggy pizza and cold wings. service is not great i just waited 45 minutes with 4 tables full. Don't go if your hungry.
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My ticket had the wrong gate number, and once I was figured it out I ran across 2 terminals to get let through the doors but I was not allowed on the plane. Don't trust your ticket Gate number, I was told to 'always look on the monitors'