Problem: For your sake , it better not of contained anything that would harm him . I did n't check what was in it specifically because you asked me not to , but if it has anything dangerous ... I do n't know what I 'd do , but I promise you , I wo n't just stand there and take it . I almost dared myself to smirk at what I had just written . I had just issued a formal declaration to hurt him in the event that he angers me further . I was n't quite sure if it was an act of genuine aggression or a bluff ; but either way , it was still pretty strange coming from me .

Why is the narrator feeling some guilt ?

A: They were trying to bash someone .

Problem: Thanks all , I had a fantastic birthday . And it 's official - I pretty much have the best friends ever . Everyone was really sweet with their birthday wishes and I even got some surprise visits during the day . Went out in the evening to Two Small Rooms . Had n't been there in years , but it was awesome .

What may be the reason for them having a fantastic birthday ?

A: They had fun with their friends .

Problem: This morning I went to Wal - Mart to buy deodorant and soap . Funny that I should simultaneously run out of those things . While I was there , " Who Let the Dogs Out " was playing . It was playing when I came in , and I swear , it went on for like 6 minutes .

Why did they buy those products in specific ?

A:
They need them to keep themselves clean .