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Output: When i think of "Nosh & Swig", I think of noshin' on a fat juicy drumstick and swiggin' some red wine in a golden chalice filled to the brim as crumbs and spillage trickles down my royal beard.. if I had a royal beard. Nosh & Swig satisfied my kingdom hunger minus the golden chalice and.. the royal beard of course. I'm a sucker for venues that are inventive, unique and full of fanciful character. This was my first impression of the newby on East Flamingo that fixed up tantalizing tapas with inspired flavors that range from mexican, to japanese, chinese, thai, hawaiian and soul food. The service we received upon walking in was on point: Welcoming, confident and observant. Noticing that we had kids in our party, they immediately supplied the lil' buggers with magnetic doodle pads which kept them occupied. In no less than 5 minutes, out comes our bread and butter.. Except it wasn't bread and butter, it was a small pail of kettle corn.. Amazing idea! It's the little things that make a big difference. We open the pop artsy menu to find a pandora of dishes that go beyond the box of normality. We travel the road often taken by ordering what other yelpers have suggested. Mind you, the venue is "tapa-centered", so portions can be small, but it definitely did not lack in flavor. On our list of goodies were: The Elote, Smokey Poke, The Monte Cristo, Baked & Glazed, Cocka-waffle-doo, Steve-O Grilled Cheese and two huge mason jars filled with Chata-effup and the Mint & Basil Lemonade. I could have done without the Chata-effup (Shut the F up.. Didn't get it at first) but I couldn't have done without the Cocka-waffle-doo!! It was my fave among the list. This dish can be slightly compared to frosty flake crusted waffles with fried chicken and a dash of dyslexia! No, no, no.. this time the chicken was covered in frosted flakes and the waffles were left the F' alone.. Thats what I'm talkin' 'bout! ..and the berry reduction that drenched the waffles made it all the more soul seductive.. And on top of that, they had "Passin' Me By" by The Pharcyde playing in the background, such a great pairing! Nosh & Swig is my definite come back until I try everything on the menu and then some. I hope they do well and open numerous chains around the state and still manage to keep it real!

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Output: I had a blast here. It's huge and gorgeous. Very expensive but you get what you pay for. Next time I head to Vegas I'm totally coming back here. The confetti cannons are cool and light effects. Seriously, such a great time to be had here.

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Output: Why I'm done with Crepe Bar: Coming here in general, I expect a wait. A wait for tables, a wait to order, and at least an hour wait for my food. Which should say, either how popular this place is, or how unprepared they are to handle demand. Prior to today, I would have said the former (which is why we've waited outside for them to open before just to get faster service, etc.). After today's experience, I am going with the latter. I understand that a crepe is not a quick prepare meal. And we were briefly warned that they were running "a bit behind today". And finally, in their defense, we came in an hour before they close. So, I shouldn't have been upset that they were out of basic items like mushrooms. But, it was disappointing. After waiting the standard hour for food, I did start becoming a bit antsy. And the blood sugar started dropping as we watched table after table receive their food, including a couple that came in after us (this despite the fact that we had been assured our food was next). So, finally, our crepes started seeping in, one to two at a time. I had ordered a turkey with gouda and vegetables. That's what the waiter said he had, so I took my crepe, announced to my friends that selfishly I would be eating because I did have somewhere to be afterwards and would need to take off shortly. As I was eating, I noticed that it was actually a crepe of eggs and ham. Nothing at all like I had ordered, but it was the order of one of the other girls. I drew the server's attention to the mislabel and that I had already eaten 1/4 of it. Ironically he was serving the table with a ham and egg crepe, which was her order again. So, we received 2 of her orders, but none of my. I told him that I was in a hurry and needed mine to go because of the EXCESSIVE wait. And we were still missing one girl's food. He told me that he was embarrassed and that the wait was excessive, mostly due to a lack of preparedness in the kitchen area and that they would get my meal to go. Finally, the last girl received her food, that was, SHOCKINGLY, missing some of the ingredients, especially guacamole, that it was supposed to have. Another mis-made crepe from our order, that would have to be a correction after she had was almost done with her meal. As my To-Go crepe was arriving (which I have to give some credit for the speed that they showed crepes COULD come out, although apparently no one offered to refund anyone for slow speed, mis-orders, or general poor service, or to bring us a granola sample like we've had in the past) they were bringing little "brownie bites" that at this point, felt like a small bribe for the awful service, prolonged wait, and mis-made crepes. I took my To-Go bag and as I was driving away, I noticed, that although all meals come with the standard salad, mine did not have this in the bag, just a crepe to go, so, once again, I was "jipped' on my meal. And as I finish eating it while I type my complaints, it was a turkey with vegetable crepe, but without gouda, the third ingredient I asked for. Once again, a mis-done crepe from a HORRIBLE experience. Let's hope Crepe Bar remembers what made them this popular (from food truck to restaurant) and can channel this again. But, I , for one, will be finding my crepes in a less stressful, more efficient environment (and one that actually makes the food I paid for).

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We stayed in the HRH tower, and i would NOT recommend this room if you staying with more than your significant other (unless you're a swinger). No locks on the bathroom door, and see through everything. Minimal staff - tried calling the front desk and they picked up 33% of the time. This location is good because you don't run into the huge crowds. Easier to get taxi cabs and limo service. Free shuttle to the Fashion Show Mall from 10am-5pm everyday. Not a fan of their table games and their rude floor managers. Watch out for the "cooling" trick they play on the craps players: If you have a hot shooter, they will turn off all the lights over that section and close down the game for 30 minutes. 30 minutes later, the shooter is cooled off. I think this is illegal, but i guess anything goes in Vegas...