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Output: I have never been so disappointed by the service in my entire life. I had been to this place once before and it was fine, but the second time around, it was terrible!!! Our waiter was rude. When we ordered a beer, a coke, and a glass of water, he snarkily responded, "Oh yeah, part-tay!" We were there with a person who had a food allergy and we asked him for a suggestion of what he could order, and the watier responded in a very dismissive manner. "Just tell me what you want to eat," he said. When we mentioned that two of us were planning to share a bucket of chicken, he suggested we go for the large version. Now neither my friend nor I are Jabba the Hutt, so there was no way in hell two people could finish so much chicken. He then forgot to place our order and left without telling us he was switching servers. We had to order again after 30 minutes and when the food did come, it was giant baseballs of chicken and they were thrown unceremoniously on the table on a brown paper mat. There were two measly halves of a biscuit thrown in with the chicken, and when we bit into one of them, we noticed that it had the consistency of chewing gum and realized that it was still raw. We thought that they were apologizing by giving us a discount on the chicken (charging us for the small bucket rather than the large), but after we paid, our waitress realized that she had mixed up our order with someone else's. We were then forced to pay for this disgusting bucket of chicken. Wouldn't recommend this to even Jabba the Hutt! http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4129/4981059066_371157fce0.jpg

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Output: I was hoping to sit back and relax after a hectic weekend in Vegas, especially since my flight was delayed. I was in the Southwest terminal and I believe it was the only non fast food option. Waitress was prompt to greet me and I began looking at the menu. The place is small because we are in an airport and I made the mistake of sitting near the door (it was seat yourself and the pickings were slim). I got hit several times by people and their luggage. The menu looked well enough and I decided to have something small. I picked an order chile lime wings. They arrived and it wasn't how I imagined. It said they were served on a Mexican salad but I didn't expect pickled cabbage and carrots as well as fresh spinach. The wings were also served with sour cream. I decided to give it a try but by wing three I realized they were still covered in feathers and that what I thought was just crunchy gristle on the second was actually feathers. I showed my waitress who apologized and offered to get me a new plate but I was too grossed out and declined. There was no manager on duty. The only reason they get 2 stars instead of 1 is because the waitress was so attentive.

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Output: Let me just start by saying this place is really affordable, but unfortunately you really get what you pay for. The noodles are okay but all of the food including the udon and ramen are way too salty. The decor makes a nice attempt at being a hip modern spot but their fans are covered in dust and the seating is extremely uncomfortable. I was stoked when I saw the prices, but overall my experience was not great. I wouldn't return for the food or the ambiance.

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Spotty.....While I find their menu good to explore, the service doesn't meet the standard. We have been on numerous occasions and it is the continuous downside. They are friendly, for the most part, but just not prepared for the rush. We waited extensively for every portion of our visit from being seated to paying the tab. To get their attention we actually stood up and waited for someone to bring our check and box for carry. I also think $36 for two adults and one child at lunch (two appetizers and one child's meal) is a over priced, but we expected it beings they draw from the Boulders Resort crowd and is priced at that rate. If you go, know they are not open for lunch during the week. Maybe only on Sunday and it would be in your best interest to have a reservation, especially if you want to sit on the quaint and small outdoor patio. We like their gau and the chicken taquitos are incredible.