input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I don't know if it's the layout or the reputation of TAO, but it's always jammed packed and full of beautiful bodies! First of, the food here is pretty damn good! There hasn't really been anything that disappointed me. Definitely try the Lobster Wonton Soup if you get the chance. The wontons are very meaty and the soup is the perfect balance. The Orange Chicken was a little sweet but really hit the spot, good portion size too. Buddha Chicken may sound a little racist but holy god!! It was some of the tastiest chicken I've ever had. *If you dine here, you can get your admission comp'd for the nightclub (requires order of entree over $20) Lastly, the club itself is in another league of its own. Very big and so many different aspects, levels, and traits that I haven't even ventured to all of them. It's so big, vast and EASY TO LOSE YOUR GROUP because it's always crowded. Here's a scenario for you, you're on the dancefloor having a good time, surrounded by friends and some beautiful girls... you're definitely feeling the music with every beat and you're just fist pumping the night away. Then a dazzling female acrobat comes swinging from the ceiling and dances around while a shower of faux snow comes falling down and trickles on everyones hair and you keep dancing and just go with the flow of the night... then BANGGG! A flutter and flash of confetti comes down while the music gets turned up and you get hyped up and the night is just beginning... you know it's going be a good night :)
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Pizza cookie is a must!!!! Everything else is delicious as well but be warned the portions are giant!!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Returned 3 days ago - almost still the same. This time we were there with colleagues from Europe who have extensive beer tasting experience (unlike me). They were not impressed with the beer offerings but understood the limited experience of the brewery and it's staff. The duck fat fries were still cold and tasteless. The technique is simple: Blanche and put aside. Deep fry only when orders come in. Serve hot. Add a little salt. Serve hot. Did we say: serve HOT? Service was better than our first visit since this was on a Tuesday evening so there were fewer people. Very attentive and efficient server. Offered free samples which was one of my previous complaint. Around 7:30 PM the noise level started to rise. At that point, we had to scream at each other, which in turn, caused others around us to raise their voices even more. The place just became intolerably noisy and we left. We'll give them another month or two.