Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Overall, it was a bad experience. But if you want a story, I'll give you a story. So I come on the weekend of EDC, a weekend event with a 100,000+ attendees. All I can say is that there were a lot of lines and a very unpleasant experience. Since check in at the hotel is after 3pm, we come at about 4:15pm to see a line that loops around the lobby and casino. After an hour in the line, I estimated that it would take another two at least based on the pace. I find out that the computers at Excalibur and MGM are down for a few days and a few more to come.. understandable, but just barely. Employees pass out free drink vouchers throughout the line to alleviate the stress. Too bad you can't get drunk off their stingy well drinks. I planned to eat at the Wynn buffet with friends at 6:30 that night, definitely not happening. Thanks. At 7:45 we get to the registration and it takes about ten minutes to get us our rooms through the computer. They upgrade our room from the cheapest room to a slightly less cheap room (a $10/night difference), how sweet of them. We rush to our rooms to find out that the room they assigned us to already had occupants as blatantly visible by the bags, clothes, and electronics left throughout the room. Okay. Are you serious, Excalibur? You just gave us access to someone's room. I could've easily stolen anything. Seriously. What the hell. I use the hotel room phone to call front desk and tell them that the room they gave us already had people in it. The woman on the phone is shocked by this, so shocked that she hangs up on me. Another strike, Excalibur. I call them again and another woman answers and apologizes and tells us to come down to the lobby. We lug our baggage across the hall, down the elevator, through the casino, and back to the lobby where a rude ass front desk woman questioned us about the validity of the pre-occupied room. She eventually gave us another room, one with a slightly dysfunctional door, but at least it was empty on the inside. At this point, I was ready to use those free drink vouchers, all forty of them. Yeah, they gave us forty free drink passes. The maid service was kinda shady. You can hear them coming down the hall, like five doors down because they frantically yell out "ROOM SERVICE, HELLO? ROOM SERVICE", an awful sound at 9am. I put do not disturb for a reason. Whether or not this may be my fault but I left my room door partially open one night and when the maid arrived the following morning, she yelled into my room "EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THIS DOOR. IF YOU DON'T CLOSE THIS DOOR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY. EXCUSE ME!" And I'm like.. are... you.. serious... God gave you hands for a reason. Please do us both a favor and close the door! Just. I just. I can't.
Q: negative

A: Let me start by saying after leaving here we took a cab - the driver asked how my day was and I said "well the buffet that we just ate at sucked balls but otherwise it's been a good day." To start with the dining room is like a glorified cafeteria, the layout of the food is lousy, and the general vibe of the place is much less classy then what you would expect from the Bellagio. Now onto the food - yuck. I tried A LOT of food and the only reason I feel OK giving this place one star was because the roast turkey was awesome. Aside from that here is my run down: Mac and cheese = dry. Bread = stale. Prime rib = flavorless. And the crab legs tasted like they had just been defrosted - horrible!!! So i waited for dessert hoping that it would redeem this buffet. At the end of the meal, my mom goes "the pastry chef should be fired, how do you fuck up chocolate?" . The eclairs were basically bread dough with a foul chocolate filling, the strawberry tart lacked sugar and creme brulee didn't have a crust!! So moral of the story? F this place - save your money and hit up the wicked spoon (best buffet I've been to - ever)
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was surprised at the variety of supplies, tools and bikes that this little store has. While we didn't buy anything today .My husband says we will be back for other items. He liked the selection of Trek, Gary Fischer Bikes. Today we needed special tubes which they didn't have but it wasn't a common item. While husband perused the bike tubes I checked out the gear and was pleased with the selection and prices I saw.The clerk working at the store seemed knowledgeable without being high pressure. While I love my mountain bike ,I still am trying to talk my husband into buying me the sweet cotton candy pink cruiser that was only 325.00 . Nice.
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Output: Pros: Open 24 hours! Good location Great variety FREE WI-FI Inside clean and good size Friendly service Great tasting food & drinks! Good value Cons: Accidentally gave us a wrong item on of the times we were there (no biggy) Cash only! :(
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output: I am just graduated from ASU and I have avoided mill avenue like the plague, unless it was at night. Why would I pay ALOT of money, just to park where my car isn't even watched, just to get hassled by homeless and begged for spare change by drug addicts. I feel like Im in an episode of walking dead when I am on this street. Not only are there homeless and pieces of trash lingering and begging, there is literally trash everywhere and everything is dirty. If you are a guy, the only store for you is urban outfitters so the shopping also sucks. I have no problem making the drive to scottsdale where you don't pay to park, theres no homeless, and the only drugs users than affect you are the roid monkies.
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While claiming to "love locals" from every local television outlet, we were bemused by staff comments on service at Guadalajara, the Mexican bar & grill off the casino. With a little less than an hour to show time, we considered a quick drink and snack at the bar, followed by a casual stroll to the show room. 20 minutes after sitting at a bar table, making repeated eye contact with the wait staff, we remained ignored. Polite initiative resulted in chips & salsa, over-sweetened lemonade and a margarita made from an off-the-shelf mix. Table-side guacamole 'served with warm tortillas' was served with the same chips provided with the salsa. We heard lame excuses about a power outage, being "very busy" and no through-put in the kitchen. No back-up generators in a casino? Really? The surly waitress might have had a bad night, but that's no excuse for being rude. The manager was apologetic and made compensatory overtures which were appreciated. How difficult is it to get service right from the onset when a guest enters the dining or drinking area? After all, it's Las Vegas! But what about "We Love Locals!"? Why is management so blind to the quality level of service in such a competitive environment? Is the economy so dreadful that staff is hired without appropriate training in "hope" that "things will work out"? While Guadalajara at Boulder Station stands as an example, it's not the only venue suffering from arrogant service staff, ill equipped from a lack of training or the business values imbued from a successful and attractive destination. Re-directing investments from TV advertising to staff training and business execution will result in more demand from word of mouth and repeat customers happy with their experience.