input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Toilet paper. That's where this place lost a star. I stayed at the Elara for a bachelor party weekend. The room was ready by noon on a Saturday, which pleased both myself and the sweating Bud Lights we carried with us. Security was present, but not oppressive, as guests were checked for keys to enter the elevators. The room was nice, with floor to ceiling windows, switch operated black out curtains (so named for their effectiveness and the state in which you will soon be in) a sink, mini-fridge, flat screen TVs and a fold out couch. The pool area looked nice, but I didn't check it out. The little shop in the lobby is stocked like a convenience store. The hotel hooks up to an underground mall, shaped like a circle, which connects to other hotels and gaming. The mall experiences occasional storms like a Rain Forest Cafe. I have seen rain before, so I was not as impressed as several slack jawed tourists with Nikons. Aside from a trip out for dinner, my group never left the hotel complex. As an early 30's guy with a new kid, my drinking cannot keep up with my 25 year old self, not to mention my unmarried friends that drink five nights a week and don't think 10PM is the perfect bedtime. The first night was fantastic. The first morning was iffy. By afternoon I'd started to develop a permanent red ring on my cheeks from camping out on the toilet. This is where I get to my point. The star rating of a hotel should equate to the quality of the toilet paper. Like, if you have one star, fine, I'll bring my own Charmin or be prepared to use McDonald's napkins on my taint and walk bow legged for the next few days. If this is a 4+ star resort, then why did my sphincter feel like I'd been sitting on a Milwaukee 5 amp orbital sander? Jesus Christ, I would have had more luck with a pineapple. In conclusion, very good hotel, but bring some baby wipes for your b hole.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Horrible service. We walked in when it was empty to order food to go for work and it took 10 mins for anyone to even notice us. After reading the great reviews I though the food sounds like its worth the wait. When I got to my job our pho had none of the chicken or meat that we ordered so we only had the noodles and broth. I immediately called back and explained that I couldn't come back at the moment but what their procedures were for this. The guy told me that they were busy so to come the next morning and they would refund me. So I went and the owner Annie went completely crazy shushing me out saying that the guy who answered the phone didn't know what he was talking about and saying she didn't care what he said that she's in charge and she can't help us. I'm always very understanding but the manager clearly doesn't care about her guests.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I got a negative reaction after eating their food because the menu hadn't stated all the ingredients in their food. on top of that, my meal tasted sour. They get an extra star because the spring rolls were tasty. I probably won't return.