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Output: The Bistro is one of my favorite places to eat in Boulder! Passing through last week we stopped in for lunch. The menu had a great variety of sandwiches and the ones we tried were superb!!! But the rating of the 2 stars was giving because the service was poor and deeply disappointing :( Putting it nicely, the waitresses mood was unpleasant. She was tired and slow, we've never had lunch take so long. The Bistro should really seek someone who knows their job and how to provide "good service" to their customers like we've had in the past dining with them. It is such a shame for us to say that our experience with lunch at The Bistro was such a flop!

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Output: This place is absolutely gross. I'm very late in typing this up but what I can remover is the service was so bad that my whole family was joking around on our little get together for dinner that it took so long for them to come around at any time for any reason we could have left our table and no one would have even noticed. They had plenty of people waiting around twiddling their thumbs and the steak my brother and I both ordered was lacking flavor. Times like this make me wish I would have cooked for my family instead since I love cooking and baking and yes I can be a bit harsh on my reviews but I'm honest. To my family and I included will all agree that this place was A definite first and last time at this place. When my dad likes a place some what he always always orders dessert. With my review given I am sure you can assume that we did not order dessert.

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Output: Classy bar hidden in a small town. Came here during the weekday, we ordered a hummus plate, the fancy mac n cheese, 2 bottles of veuve cliquot and a some mixed drinks and shots. Everything was great and the staff are a group of really chill and fun people. I definitely recommend this place, especially if you're a student at uiuc and want to get away from the frat bars on campus.

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Awesome unique location. Drink special was strong and worth the price and food was good. I had the sriracha ceasar salad and hubby had the honey mustard chicken sandwich. His was nice as was mine but the dressing was a little on the fishy side and not overly sriracha-ey(?) as I would have preferred. Cool change from typical chains.