Problem: He thanked Charlie , the driver , and hobbled into the locker room . The stale smells of sweat , old tape , wet carpet and Icy - Hot liniment assailed his nostrils , and he grinned at the familiarity of it . He looked around the room and his eyes lit on Jack 's locker . He made his way over to it and , just like Jack , everything was neat and in its place .

How would you describe me ?

A: Someone who has spent a lot of time in locker rooms

Problem: My workplace did our summer staff fun - event today , which involved going to the National Zoo . We went to the Panda House first . There , Tian - Tian took a big fucking crap right in front of me . He 'd been eating some bamboo , and then got up to take a long drink of water .

What may be the reason why the animal went to the bathroom in the open ?

A: Animals do n't need privacy to go to the bathroom .

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What kind of designer are they most likely looking for ?

A:
Web page designer