Problem: To the left , the hen , to the right , a spectacular Tom Turkey displays all his feathers in a ritual that is quintessentially Spring . If only I could send you the soundbytes that matched this dance ! All morning and into the afternoon I watched from the windows and the deck as the Tom strutted and called .

Why is the Tom Turkey dancing ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He has an unpleasant avian disease
- He is trying to impress lady turkeys and find a mate
- He has ticks and they are making him wriggle

A: He is trying to impress lady turkeys and find a mate
Question:
That kitten is going to come back with a bee sting on his face some day . He chases flies and bees , see , and ca n't tell the two apart . Augh . Running around like a goofball , coupled with wandering the campus all day , has made my foot start to ache . Like , badly .
Answer the following question: What do you know about the speaker 's cat ?
OPTIONS:
- It likes insects .
- It hurt its foot .
- None of the above choices .
- A bee stung its face .
Answer:
It likes insects .
Question:
its been a long time.the last few days have nt been too bad , yesterday especially . we had an epic game of football , and we ran into lots of people.we then went to lizzie 's house with malcolm which was also quite fun . on the way home , malcolm kept using this ridiculousaustralian accent .

What caused Malcolm to repeatedly speak in a humorous Australian accent ?
OPTIONS:
- He is ashamed of his regular voice and is covering this up
- He met a girl and wanted to impress her by doing a realistic accent
- He was trying to convince some people they just met that he is truly italian
- He wanted to amuse his friends and add to the joyful mood of the event
Answer:
He wanted to amuse his friends and add to the joyful mood of the event
IN: This morning I attended what is known as " Committee Day " for my state 's teacher union where we come together and put together a general direction and more of a focus of priorities for the office for the upcoming year . Well I have been to a couple of these in the past and it was always a joke how I am one of the few Republican union members but I found that today , not to many people were laughing at the joke . It never dawned on me in what this meeting would be like a couple of months before a presidential election . The board room was plastered with " NEA for Obama " posters and various placards for other ONLY Dem candidates .
What type of politics does the narrator have ?
OPTIONS:
- They are conservative .
- None of the above choices .
- They are Democrat .
- They are progressive .

OUT: They are conservative .
So there 's this guy ... No , seriously . There 's this guy called Gordon who used to live here when we first moved up here . We became really good friends , he 's a great laugh . He taught me to dance and is still my preferred dancing partner .

OPTIONS:
- I am married to him .
- We get along well together .
- I am in a relationship with him .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: What my be the plausible reason I prefer him as my dance partner .

We get along well together .
Problem: I kept hearing car noises . The time turned to early morning and I was still awake listening to music on the computer . Then , there was pounding on door , almost opened and my grandma yelled at me to shut it . I shut and locked it again and looked through the eye hole thing .

What may have happened before the pounding on the door ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I thought I heard noises made by a vehicle .
- I kept hearing noises made by an ambulance .
- I kept hearing my grandma yelling at someone .

A:
I thought I heard noises made by a vehicle .