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Output: THE SERVICE WAS THE WORST I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED---- EVER! We were sitting for about 15-20 minutes before receiving food or cocktail menus, and this was not because the waitress had not gotten around to us (she was there the minute we sat down) but rather because "she lost the menus" or "couldn't find any in this area". She proceeded to describe menu items to us instead of just going to find menus. I ordered a drink based off her description and ended up sending it back because it was a completely different type of liquor than she had said it was. We only received menus when we insisted on getting them. When she did bring the menus she proceeded to tell us how she had to go all the way to the front of the restaurant to get them... Are we supposed to feel bad for you? That is part of your job! The food was great, the service awful making for a unenjoyable experience and one that will not bring me back to any of their locations.

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Output: Checking into Trump Towers was an impeccably perfect experience. The valet parking was smooth sailing, the check in hostess was friendly, charming and extremely accomodating and walked us to the elevators upon checkin. We were given a lovely room on the 47th floor with 180 degree views of the Las Vegas Strip. THe suite contained 2 bathrooms with marble walls and floors, 3 flat screens and separate showers. I loved the his and hers sinks and loved the opulence of the kitchen with the stainless steel frigerators and large plush L shaped sofa which I melted in when I sat. THe view was breathtaking. Everytime i called the valet for my car or assistance with bath crystals or towels, they were extremely responsive and friendly which i found quite refreshing. This will be my #1 spot in Las Vegas. The hotel caters to upscale individuals looking for clean refreshing and airy rooms with charm and stunning views. No smoke filled air in this hotel. Although the pool is modest, this caters to families or business travelers looking for a home away from home feeling. I thoroughly enjoyed this fabulous getaway. Donald Trump is a genius.

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Output: I have always LOVED Jimmy John sandwiches but the experience at this location was the worst. First of all, they got my sandwich wrong. OK, it happens. I went back to the counter and they made me a new one. I didn't check this receipt first so I don't know if I was misheard or the guy making the sandwich made the mistake. Things got worse after this. In waiting for my order, a few of the tables cleared out but every one of them was greasy with food crumbs. I picked the least bad. Shortly afterward, the rest of the people eating in cleared out and the music was changed from something that was just background noise to HARD ROCK. VERY LOUD hard rock. At this point, I threw out the rest of my sandwich and left. Somebody please tell me that the manager stepped out for a little while. I need a new sub place!

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One in our party summed it all up: "When you're paying these prices, you should expect better service." The food was good. I had a sashimi platter with some additional pieces, which was perfectly average. You can get the same thing around the corner at Sushi Kim...and I think the quality is a bit better and the price lower. Another in our party had the rib eye. It was cooked well and he liked it. For dessert the cheesecake was good, although the blueberries were clearly from frozen (unacceptable in July when they're in season). I had to sit and wait 5 minutes after my food was brought out before I could flag down a server to ask for some chopsticks and soy sauce. It's not that the servers aren't working...it's that they're spread too thin. Understaffed. All working hard, but covering too many tables. Long story short, I won't go back. Walk over one block and go to Eleven! Same price, better food and service.