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Output: The hotel is clean and comfortable, but customer service was horrible. It is also in a weird area. I would not stay at this hotel ever again. We tried to cancel our reservation and switch hotels, but cancellation policy requires you to cancel days before check in.

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Output: 21st Street Coffee offers the best coffee in the 'burgh -- I head there at least 2-3 times a week for whole bean coffee and a hot cup. The baristas are very friendly and offer great advice. I enjoy seeing them every time I walk in. They can be a little over the top -- e.g., no half and half or Splenda, constant encouragement to drink it black, even when you don't want to, etc. A word to the wise -- just ignore it. I know they cringe when I add milk and/or sugar to my cup but I've learned to pretend it's not happening. Enjoy your coffee in all its glory, the way you want to. You're paying the steep prices, so just do what you want, and enjoy your cuppa! They're lovely people.

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Output: I decided to take my friend here for lunch. He was visiting from LA. and he has taken me to a number of places in Santa Ana (aka Little Saigon). I wanted his opinion on the food here. We arrived just before the lunch crowd so we could enjoy the food. He ordered #61 the bean curd skin w/ shrimp (i know it sounds scary, but it loses something in the translation) and I had #58 grilled pork chop, steam egg (Vietnamese meatloaf), meatball and shredded pork. Our order came quickly and we dug in. I asked my friend how was his food and he said it was pretty good. As for my dish I thought it lacked big flavors. Don't get me wrong it was good, but it seemed toned down. We both agreed it would be a slightly above average joint in Santa Ana. In Phoenix it is one of the better ones. A couple of comments if you go, bring cash as they do not accept credit or debit cards. And if you want to try something new it helps if you bring someone that speaks the language.

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Checked this place out with my boyfriend. We got two hot dogs (Dirty Jerz and Chili Cheese Coney), onion rings, and lemonade. I was super stoked because this place seems to have it all - great vibe, outdoor seating, FREE PICKLES? I mean, come on. But when the food arrived, I was disappointed. The hot dogs were fine, but nothing spectacular. I'm hoping their sausages have something more special about them? The chili topping was okay but not fab, and the Dirty Jerz is just your typical hot dog. We got some of their special "Rocket Sauce" on the side, and it looked like vomit. Seriously, like a grayish-pinkish chunky mess. It did not taste good. The onion rings were very greasy, more like onion straws, with no crunch or anything to them. Basically just thin onions dipped in oil. The breading did not hold together whatsoever. The lemonade apparently has basil in it, but I couldn't taste it. Just was like a watery lemonade. All in all, I'll probably give JJ's another shot, but with much lower expectations.