Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Pretty much a dump. Not a great location, rooms are small and guaranteed to smell bad. The whole place wreaks of smoke even if you're in the no-smoking section. It smells truly awful, I can't emphasize that enough. As I said the rooms are small, the windows don't really open. The beds are far from comfortable, though not painful like some other hotels I've been at. There was a small low quality tv in the room and the bathroom was a pretty tight fit as well. Thankfully I minimized my time spent in the room. There may have been a gym somewhere. Excalibur has a pretty confusing layout actually despite seemingly being a square. There's plenty of gambling though and cheap gambling - $5 and $10 tables were pretty frequently available. The downside though is that it's pretty far from the rest of the strip; I much prefer to spend time around Caesars, Bellagio, Cosmo, Aria. And there are cheap casinos there as well (Quad, Harrahs, etc). There's just one thing going for Excalibur - it's cheap. I think I was paying between 30-60 per night. Pretty tough to find that price anywhere else on the strip. But you get what you pay for...not much.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I reviewed this place before but they must have taken it down as my review might have been a bit "too real". First off, check out my other reviews... As a former small business owner of a restaurant and bar, (4 star Yelp review, 3 1/2 star yelp review respectively) I would never bash somebody's business as it is their lifeblood, how they pay themselves and how they take care of their families. That being said, maybe I caught this place on the worst night ever. The Owner/Manager seemed cocky and very concerned with what I thought of his vehicle. Very nice car for the guy who operates the best Greek eatery. (Best Greek on the Corner of Bell and Grand, that is.) The guy who took my order seemed like he was also way too cool for school. After asking a couple menu questions and getting some cocky and arrogant answers, I placed my order and the wait was on. 20 minutes later, I was in the car with my to go Greek. I got home ,checked everything out and dug in. That's when tragedy struck. Besides the generous portion of Chicken I got, the food was bland. The Spanakopita was dry. The rice, which they somehow decided to trademark the name of, is awful and has peas in it. Didn't try the Gyros as that is not real Greek food. If it was My Gyro Corner Restaurant, things might be different. I go to Greek places for Greek and I go to Gyro places for Gyros. All of this has me saying "Eek! Methinks not."

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Love this place great prices and friendly staff:) I normally get the Carmel hazelnut mocha. Fast and better than Starbucks.