question: I ' m sick!Now , before you tell me " yes , we always knew that , stupid " , I mean " sick " as in " I ' m ill " ( as you should perhaps have deduced from the title , smartass).I've been sick for the past week or so . Started around last saturday or sunday I think . Certain not - too - pleasant sensations of slightly sore throat and slightly blocked nose which generally feel worse after I ' ve just woken up or eaten a meal or something . Random headaches that occasionally come on , sometimes almost totally ignorable , sometimes quite intolerable .
Q: What is causing the narrator to feel unwell ?

answer: None of the above choices .

question: She has not always had an easy path but I am so proud of her accomplishments . A week ago Sissy had her 22nd birthday but it was the b - day from hell , poor kid . Boyfriend ( BF ) had taken her car out to run errands and ended up getting pulled over and ticketed for expired registration . It had only expired 4 days earlier ( Hubby 's b - day ) . She had also just moved to a new place and was planning a house - warming / b - day bbq but it seems one of the guests ( they have their suspicions ) lifted her laptop computer .
Q: What may happen after they got a ticket ?

answer: They will fight the ticket after renewing their registration .

question: We chilled and laughed , relaxed , related , and she released . We met back up with the Diva after fighting the rain . Her Game Party was most enjoyable . SUNDAY I was exhausted from the night before so I cancelled via text message what has become our Sunday hike .
Q: Why did the narrator have a good Saturday ?

answer:
They played a bunch of a fun activities .