Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Gross. A dump. Go to XS, much classier.
Q: positive

A: Each time we come to Las Vegas, I swear im going to pass up on Spago this trip and try a new place or an establishment that we've never frequented. Easier said than done. We drank at the bar twice here. Peter is one of Las Vegas's best. Fixes great cocktails and converses well without getting obnoxious. We ate in the Caffe as we enjoy the casual vibe there. We requested our 2 favorite servers, James or Chicago Tom. Tom was on shift and the Hostess accomodated us with a friendly smile(not often the case in vegas) Tom recognized us and remembered we re from Chicago. I wanted to order the Prime skirt steak quesadilla but Tom told me it was no longer on the menu, but that he could get the kitchen to make it....Thats what 5 star service means. Making things happen. Told em to forget it as it was a chance to try something else. We tried the Prime Beef Sliders...AWESOME. and ofcourse 2 classic Spago chopped Salads. The freshest vegetables you can ever eat. Rather than go with our regular lamb chorizo pizza(which is great, order extra sauce, extra well done), my wife got the Curry Shrimp and i had the Wild Mushroom Ravioli. We shared. Both, extraordinary flavor. Great meal. Tom was on top of it the whole time despite working the whole room. We passed on dessert, but ordered cappucinos. We order it extra extra hot everywhere but never comes out that way. At Spago, with a professional server like Tom and all the staff really, i couldnt even drink it for minutes. 30 years later, place still is packed. Not just for the name, but high quality food with immense flavor prepared and delivered at a high level. Spago is great..
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Used them to clean my house when I moved out. They did a great job, was on time for their appointment, reasonable price and made my house shine, would highly recommend them.
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Output: We ordered take out.... walked about an hour to get there only to be told there oven needs to be restarted or something. No warning n walked away disappointed with Sbarro pizza being better.
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output: I've seen several shows in Vegas and although this doesn't have the grandeur of watching a multi-million dollar spectacle like O or Ka, you will leave amazed by the acrobatics. Plus, your stomach will be sore the next day from laughing so much. I can honestly say I haven't had this much fun at a show in a LONG time. The mixture of crazy acrobatics with raunchy, offensive humor makes this a must see show! My better half and I went during the Labor Day weekend so yes, this review is a bit late, but I seriously remember this show like it was just yesterday. I wanted to see something different during our Vegas trip and not another $150/ticket Cirque show. I read the reviews for Absinthe, which were all fantastic, and the price was VERY reasonable. We got a couple of the VIP tickets which was great and all, but really not that necessary. The theater is pretty small so you will get a good seat regardless of where you sit, but if you want to feel important then pay the extra $20 for VIP. You'll need to say some pretty humiliating things to enter the VIP area but once you're there, you can hang out in the lounge and order up some adult beverages. You'll also gain access to the theater earlier so you can sit up close and personal. Once you're inside, you become immersed in the world of Absinthe! You'll be in awe of some of the acts, and you'll laugh so hard at some of the highly inappropriate jokes. You'll see a little bit of boobage and you'll fall in love with the host and co-host, but not in a Care Bears endearing way. Their sense of humor will have you laughing like a hyena. The show was so good that my better half wanted to take her girlfriends a few weeks later (they were coming to Vegas for a bachelorette party). Unfortunately, the show took a bit of a hiatus during that time but it will be back very soon. Look out for coupons and save yourself a few bucks, but even if you don't land any, just pay the regular price... it's worth it. They say laughter is good medicine and I was cured of all my ailments after leaving that show!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
This place is the equivalent of salt lick Thai. I could taste very little else over the heavy hand with the sodium in the kitchen. None of the mouth watering aromatics that normally characterize Thai were detectable either. Sorry basil, lemongrass, coconut milk and galanga. "Mixed vegetables" consisted of bamboo shoots and green beans (very adventurous), and the bamboo shoots were undercooked and mega crunchy. Hot apparently translates to a mild tingle on your tongue, so don't go expecting to sate your Scoville craving. And to top it all off the portions we received were meager for the prices. I might have caught them on a bad day, but there's much better Thai to be had in the valley. Even though I live in Arcadia, I don't think there's any way I'm coming back.