Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Everything about this place is vulgar: the decor, the staff, the crowd, the background music, the food. It's edible, I guess, but you can get a thali that's twice as good at half the price by going to Pushap on rue Pare.
Q: negative

A: Jimmy John's was on campus today handing out free sandwiches, so I have to thank them for minimizing the disappointment I felt upon tasting their "tasty sandwiches." It would have been much worse had I paid for it. I had the #6 Vegetarian, which they claim is "Truly a gourmet sub not for vegetarians only." "Not for vegetarians only"? In a sense they are right. They would be much better marketing it to an advanced-aged demographic that prefers food that has a certain blandness to it. Most vegetarians, I think, would be turned off by the lack of flavor, wealth of iceburg lettuce, and cakes of mayo. I guess the inclusion of sprouts on the sandwich entitles them to use the descriptive "gourmet." Seriously though, if you want a vegetarian sandwich, skip this place.....Thanks for the freebie.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I am a commuter from Seattle.. Meaning, this became my home away from home a few months ago. I stay here because many of my coworkers stay here... Lately this place has gone downhill quicker than a tumbleweed in a wind storm. The front desk acts like they are doing you a favor by checking you in.. Never a smile... Rarely a thank you.. Last month I stayed here 6 nites... The last time I had the opportunity to finally lodge a complaint. After all the card in the room totes 'Satisfaction Guaranteed'.. Joke! I had two roaches in my room.... One dead.. One live and fast. Uncatchable.. I called. I got a guy with zero energy in his blood. Kinda like that roach laying on his back dead? He said 'oh.. Well.. Ugh... Sorry.. Not my fault '... I told him about the rancid stained carpet.. The broken bent over lamps...'ok' was the response.. Calling the manager did nothing further.... This place is a dive... Know going in the 'satisfied customer'.. Won't exist here... Wifi.. That is gonna work about half the time..SO me and my buddy bidder..have found a new home away from home and away from this dive..
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: We stopped by for the first time on a cold Friday night around 9:30. We made sure to have reservations, as the place is pretty small. It's BYOB and we didn't bring our own wine because we weren't in a drinking mood, but once we sat down we realized this was the kind of place where you needed a bottle of wine. The decor is like an slightly charming mess of old furniture, clean table clothes, and scarves draped over the windows of the converted garage. We sat right by the door and right under the old dresser that the owners stand at. The food was good. We ordered the tomato garlic bisque, which was delicious. The stuffed peppers with crab and goat cheese were tasty, but the plate was super hot and the peppers were cold, so that was a bit off. For main courses we ordered the salmon and the lobster ravioli. The salmon was great. It w cooked well and had a dill cream sauce on it. It was supposed to be served with risotto, but instead came with a dried cake of old creamy looking rice. I ignored that and ate the steamed and grilled veggies they used to garnish the plate. The lobster ravioli was amazing, but instead of coming in it's own sauce, they simply poured on the tomato garlic bisque that we had already ordered as a first course. After reading mixed reviews about this place, I was pleasantly surprised, This place was a hot mess with slightly cold food, but I really liked it.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Wir gehen seit ca. 3 Jahren mehrmals im Monat ins Asia Dynasty und sind wirklich mehr als zufrieden. Das Lokal hat auch nach der Eroffnung (da sind viele ja wirklich gut) nichts an Qualitat eingebut. Essen: Sushi Band fur EUR 16 inkl. monglischem Grill und Asia Buffet. Preis-/Leistung ist hier sensationell. Die Sushi sind super ordentlich zubereitet, alles hygienisch und viel Auswahl. Am besten man kommt nicht zu fruh (ab 19:00 Uhr), dann ist das Band voll. Fur mich das beste Sushi in Karlsruhe (und ich habe meiner Ansicht nach alle durch). Preise: Gunstiger kann man keine Sushi essen Einrichtung: Asiatisch nuchtern, ein bischen mehr Ambiente ware toll. Dafur viel Platz. Zum Thema Terasse: Das hat mein Vorschreiber absolut recht. die Tisch gehoren auf den Mull, da kann kein vernunftiger Mensch dran sitzen. Da wir aber sowieso nur am Band sitzen .... Tipp: Telefonisch reservieren, damit man einen von den 6 Tischen am Band bekommt. Hier kann man man mit 4 oder 6 Personen gut sitzen. Weiter so, wir kommen immer wieder gerne!
Q: negative

A:
Enter nearly every Pita joint in the world: Mykonos posters and Coca Cola ads plastering the walls, with a big spinning lamb shank in the back. This one is no different. I arrived about 45 minutes before they closed and was asked what I want. I ordered the #1, a gyro with fries. The cashier told me not to throw any garbage away in the garbage cans because the bags cost three dollars a piece. 'Wow, this business is getting really ripped off on garbage bags' was the first thing I thought. The food came out quickly and the pita was okay, if a bit sloppy. The tomatoes were strangely cut as well, like huge quarter-cuts. The fries were goddamn miserable. Half of them were still frozen. I later figured out it was because they wanted us to get the hell out, as I turned around right after walking outside and they locked the door on us, and refused to let me refill my drink. The real shame was having to walk into the new Tom Cruise snoozer 'Oblivion' with those horrific frozen fries firmly mashed into my teeth. Thanks for a good time Greek Pita!