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An example of an positive review: Big Fish has cleaned up its act, just a bit. I went there last night with a few friends after not having been in at least a year and it looks... nicer somehow. Yes it's a little divey, but divey with a smile. It's actually pretty clean and maintained inside. I think the term "neighborhoody" would be more appropriate. We sat at the bar and were taken care of right away. I struck up a conversation with the bartender about how we wanted Agwa mojitos, and he only responded with a quizzical look. "Uh... We don't make ANY mojitos here." Oh really? Hmm. You see, Big Fish was voted "Best Place to Drink Agwa" by the New Times, and the article mentioned something about a wonderful glorious Agwa mojito that the bar makes. So, we wanted 'em. But to no avail. Notice: They don't make mojitos at Big Fish. EVER. The New Times lied. They do however, make "Liquid Speedballs" which is Agwa, Sprite and Red Bull. So if you ever need to give yourself a heart attack AND get drunk at the same time, this is your shit. Later in the night some drunk dude spilled me and my friend's beers all over the bartop, and before we could even say anything the bartender had us covered with ice cold new ones. Very nice! There is also a small stage, but tuesday night is Rock Band Night (the video game) so people were playing that. Fun! We ended up joining in with some of the other people playing. They have a little sign up sheet so you can play with your group whenever you're up. No drama, just hangin' out. See, neighborhoody!

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An example of an positive review: The insider scoop is they have Happy Hour 7 days a week. Yes, even on Sundays. Hoegarden on tap and on special. The jalapeno poppers are very unique and are a MUST. They come on like a cool molten hot fajita cast iron skillet thing....just get em.

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An example of an negative review: It's good when they are on, but they are so inconsistent you never know what you are going to get. The coffee machine looks like it hasn't been cleaned in the last century which is off putting. Generally, I wouldn't recommend it unless you are in the neighborhood and desperately hungry--you MIGHT catch a lucky break and be there on a good day.

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An example of an positive review: I went to Wash N Wear Laundromat for the first time three months ago, and have been meaning to leave a review since. My mom and I were on a mission for a nice, cheap laundromat, and Ginny's Wash House wasn't going to cut it. Based on the reviews of this place, we stopped in, and were really impressed. We were immediately greeted by the staff, and when we spoke with the owner (I am almost positive his name is Jason...but maybe it is James. Shoot, I'm not sure. I'm sorry!), he was insanely helpful. We had a several blankets/comforters to wash, and Jason helped us pick the best sized washers for the each of them. Wash N Wear has several different sized washing machines, and a huge number of dryers, so I was glad to have been a recipient of the tour. I may have been overwhelmed, otherwise. The landromat seemed very clean, even though the owner apologized for it being "dirty" since they were doing some renovations. Not sure what dirt he was talking about, because we were pleased. The temperature was pleasantly surprising, as well. I hadn't considered it until my mom pointed it out-- what with so many machines, you'd think this place would have been stuffy. Not the case at all, there was nice air movement, and it was not too hot/cold. It pleased the Goldie Locks in me. (ha!) When all was said and done, we spent just over $8.00 at Wash N Wear. And holy cow, what a deal! If we had taken the comforters to the dry cleaners, it would easily have been over $60. No issues here, from beginning to end. A+ for convenience, cleanliness, friendly staff, and nice temperature. Next time I need a laundromat, this will definitely be the one I go to. Thanks Wash N Wear!