Yummy .. : ) Today also we got to visit our newly renovated CLC office . Wow , talk about modern facilities . Same old everything , but at least the atmosphere and settings were nice . In this visit , I got to see my friend , Lorna whom I ' ve begun chatting to and talking most of the time in the office .

A: Who is Lorna in relationship to the speaker ?

That 's fukin lame but I never get sick so whatever ) , b ) work all our scheduled days , and c ) stay until September 1st . Then we get a $ 500 bonus . $ 500 ! ! ! !

A: What is the reason for " I never get sick so whatever " ?

so here 's a story.i need to get rid of that fucking turtle tank . decided i was going to clean it last night . i can be brave and move the turtles by myself , which was a feat , lemme tell ya . i used the net but the little fuckers would n't let go then stopped moving and i thought i suffocated them .

A: What will happen once the turtle tank is cleaned ?

I have such a love / hate relationship with Vogue . I love to look at all the pretty things and then hate that i ca n't afford them . I saw these shoes i adored in the fall fashion issue . Went to the designer 's website and realized i will never pay that for shoes i ' m going to wear out in less than a year .

A:
What kind of products are featured in Vogue ?