Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Don't get the omakase... it's all the boring stuff. Way better choices off the a la carte menu.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Went against wife's will, headed down to the MOB bar. Didn't regret it. Probably get it later... Love the live jazz band on Thursday night. Nice atmosphere, relaxing, great time having a drink. First time in LV. Look forward to coming back to this bar again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I haven't stayed at this hotel in over a decade, since going on a family trip when the hotel was rather new, and in my adult life now, after my last short experience there, I never would on my own. I went to the hotel to meet a client for dinner. I walked and saw what looked like it was the front desk. It wasn't. I asked the guy if he knew where the restaurant in question was, he said "oh would you like passes to it? we can get you in just come over here and talk to her" and that's when I realized it was one of those timeshare things, so I said I only wanted to know where the restaurant was in the hotel because I was late for the meeting anyways. The lady behind the desk goes "let me see your credit card and ID" ...WHAT?! I know those folks are pushy, but what gives them the right to demand me to hand over my ID and cc before they even explain to me what it is they're doing and why they need it? It's bad enough that they lied and said I would need passes to get into the restaurant, but to ask for that is irresponsible and it's pathetic that a reputable hotel would give such shady business people space inside their hotel lobby. At that point I just walked away and decided to find the restaurant on my own.