Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Best indian food around! The buffet always has lots to offer. We love going during our lunch break- options for vegan and vegetarians too! Service is quick. Great prices! Love the food!!!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had been craving a gyro and spanokopita sooooo badly. Phoned in my order, waited 15 mins at the bar with no one coming by to ask me if i needed anything. I was right in the middle, with two empty chairs on either side of me. WTF? I just think they were racists.....maybe not, but i'm gonna call it that. I called to complain once i got outside to leave, the guy tells me "why didn't you get someones attention?". Hmmm, WTF do you think i was trying to do you racist?

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
SO, my first experience at Sandbar is as follows...I am out with my mom looking for a bite to eat for lunch...there are exactly 4 people in the entire place. It takes the hostess 15 min to seat us as she is so busy flaunting her A$$ in some servers direction who OBVIOUSLY is NOT interested as he keeps looking away and walking off in another direction....ok ok, so we finally get seated. It now takes our server 10 min to actually come over and take our drink order. Another 10 min to bring it back.It proceeds like this until we actually were begging for our check to pay and get the heck out...reminder there are only 4 people in the entire place... the food was awful, the drinks sucked hard, and the services was BOGUS.... 2nd experience.....AHWATUKEE COUGARS. Need I say more. Absolutely AWFUL...I wanted to bludgeon my eyes out and run screaming into the road. I feel sorry for the local 21 and up's trying to have fun getting humped by the cougars. EEEEWWWWWWW.....I will never go back.