Problem: One star for nice property, one star for having tennis courts . Now to explain why I took away three stars. The HOA is an absolute joke. The letters they send don't even make sense sometimes and are sloppy. If you're going to have a no dog over 40 lbs limit then enforce it for everyone not just people who the old bitchy lady with the rat dog complains about even though our dogs were minding their own business. Plus one of our dogs is 45 lbs can she really eye out 5 lbs over the limit ? Somehow I highly doubt it. Oh and speaking of dogs , you probably don't want yours to be here because there are tons of people who let their dogs run around off the leash. Extremely unsafe , let's hope that no children are walking around . Oh yes and the nice tennis court ? Well people let their dogs play in there like it's a dog park. Hey guys, news flash. Chaparral dog park is like 2 miles away MAYBE. How can an HOA enforce a dog being 5 lbs over the limit then tell us if we cut his food down he will be sure to make the limit then not do anything about these other people. Also don't wear flip flops outside because they water the sidewalk all day and you will slip- trust me , I've done it. They should just make this property into an over 55 community because if you're young they target you. We aren't some young college kids that are loud we're a married couple. They really need to get over themselves here because it isn't THAT nice .
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Problem: I would love to give this place 5 stars but the lack of green bean casserole kept it from happening. The arrogance in the planning in the buffet is most apparent in the void that was not having green bean casserole. One year for thanksgiving my mother attempted my grandpas famous recipe and failed miserably. She had been drinking since four am and ash rested on top of the over boiling gravy from what was at least two packs of stress induced cigarettes she smoked while trying to make dinner for 14 on short notice. While she isnt much of a chef, the people here clearly are so why couldn't they perfect and serve such a simple dish? Get your shizz together and maybe next time you will get all the stars you deserve!
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Problem: Brass Monkey is definitely one of the more unique pubs in Edinburgh. First off, the couches, oh my god. They make it hard for anyone to ever want to get up and leave, especially if one's been drinking. The drinks are also good. They're priced comparably to other pubs in the area so it's not cheap but it's not expensive either. But really, the best part about the Brass Monkey is the movie showing every day at 3 PM. It's just such a fun way to hang out and relax with friends. I'm sure it's busier on the weekends but I've only gone during the week and every single time my friends and I got to pick the movie and it was usually just us in the room. They have a pretty large selection but some of their movies are missing. I've heard that you can also bring in your own DVD if you're pretty set on watching something they don't have in the library. So, to summarize: 1) amazing couches, 2) decent drinks, and 3) movie day every day!
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Problem: The fact that I can generally get whatever I want on a 50% sale or a 40% off an item coupon is enough for me to come on in repeatedly to a store generally abhorred by my gender! I can see how perhaps the giant silk flowers display or the creepy Halloween-in-June aisles might throw some people into terror. However, they have a giant selection of hobby paints, top-quality brushes, and even excellently discounted frames for manly man posters of cars or bikini models or cars in bikinis. So don't think it's all cake toppers and baby photo albums! It's just... mostly.
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