Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I am currently sitting in this chair after waiting for 45 minutes. Nothing done to speed things up. Everyone seems to love socializing and not actually getting people in and out with their lives. Probably worst eye doctor visit ever and it hasnt even technically started. Avoid this place unless you enjoy waiting and waiting and waiting.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Overpriced Icky Not New York pizza. Made my tummy hurt. I don't recommend going there but I gave it two stars because pizza is pizza. You're just better off with dominos or Pizza Hut.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Good stuff! All the fish is really fresh and I recommend the White Tiger Roll. The only compliant I have is they only allow you to order 1 "half" roll.