Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Tsa employees were supremely unhelpful in figuring out where to go. The machine also told me a different gate than the ticket it printed out. When I got to gate c security the tsa agent insisted that I was at fault even though I was just remarking it must have told me something different. Additionally when i asked her how to get to gate d, she said it was a long walk either going through security at c or walking around to d. Short story, it was significantly faster to get to d through c security. Literally a three minute walk. Shout out to agent Tordillo for being really helpful.
Q: negative

A: This will be my last visit. I have been telling the dr. For years there's something wrong with one of my eyes focusing. He always told me not to worry about it. After 3 years, I finally was persistent about there was a problem. He told me all the tests were fine. When I said no, there's a problem, I was told "there was nothing he could do for me"......Uh, YOU'RE the eye dr.....what do mean & then why am I here. When he figured I was wasn't pleased with his answer, he then started talking to me like I was irratating & annoying him. I ended up getting a prescription that isn't working - I'm back here trying to get something that works. PLUS, when you drop your glasses off/get new ones, expect to be without glasses for a week or 2. Since I was getting 3 pairs (and the bill was on the spendy side) I asked if I could put a deposit down & pay the rest when I picked them up....NOPE, pay in full NOW. The parking lot is awful, it's congested. Today they called my name & took another person. Right now I'm being rescheduled another appointment - this will be my 5th time back, for the same problem.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place seems dated because it is even with it's modification. Shame. Great great location. On the corner where it's close to Bellagio, Flamingo and Caesars. Next door to Paris. The rooms are huge and clean, but boring. Having said all that, why the low rating. Pathetically small and boring casino. Even with it's location, it still is far from everything. Why? Because they built the hotel and casino away from the strip. So to cross the street, you have to walk a really far distance to the corner. No shopping. No restaurants or good ones. No nothing. It's is just a shame.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: FUCK. THIS. PLACE. FUCK EM This is the worst pizza place in this city I have ever been to, and let me explain whyyyy: First off, I've never been here before, but it was the closest pizza place that I came across on my way back from Nellis AFB to a friends house, and I wanted to surprise her with pizza. I walk in and place a takeout order for a large Margarita pizza. Simple enough right? No. No apparently this is the hardest fucking thing for a chef to accomplish, cause I wait 30 minutes before the guy at the front hands me a small box. What the hell is this? I ask. This is a small pizza box, I ordered a large. Indeed, they messed that up. But I understand mistakes are made sometimes, so I don't throw a bitch fit and the guy at the front apologizes, replaces the order, and offers me a complimentary scoop of gelato. Great, a cup of icecream for waiting an hour for a fucking pizza, seems legit to me! So I wait for another 20 minutes, and the cashier rushes back to me with my large pizza. I understand it's not his fault, but the fault of the incompetent chef in the back, so I graciously accept the pizza and leave. Phew! Glad that's over! So I get inside my car, and set the pizza in the passangers seat, I think to myself, gee, I should probably check the pizza to make sure it's the right kind. Cause chances are that chef is a moron. This is what I open up to: http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=4N-HU_T32hLENLntsNKNBg EDIT:So funny, I had a link to the picture, but apparently the company, or some grouchy loyal customer complained and Yelp took it down, but fear not my friends, it's all over facebook. I get a fucking pizza soup. Great. Just great. With an hour of my time wasted, I'm literally pulling my hair and way too pissed off to go back in there and complain, cause I probably would of threw this shit in the chefs face. This shit wasn't even cooked all the fucking way. What if me, my friend, and her little sister got sick from it? I try my best to go to local pizza shops here in town, but it's fucking places like these that make people stick to the corporate chain pizza places. Atleast they know how to cook a fucking pizza all the way through. This place needs to fire their dumbass ass chef and get a new one before they go out of business. Complete horseshit!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: OMG! I absolutely LOVED, LOVED, LOVED this place! WOW! The food was the BEST French food I've ever had in my life!!! The bread is soo delicious too! I had the chicken and it had these pasta things and they were soo friggin yummy! My fiance had the steak and he loved it too. For desert we had the chocolate souffle and WOW... YUMMY!!! It's so romantic too and the servers have French accents. This place is 1 million times better than the Paris Tower Restaurant. We celebrated our 4 year anniversary here and I couldn't have picked a better place! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this place!
Q: negative

A:
Stayed here last week. Bad experience. Requested to move rooms, which could not be done until the next day. Received a phone call that the room was ready. Left the pool and went to the front desk. Computer system was down for several hours and nothing could be done. So went to my room to shower, and turned on the water, it was brownish orange. Called the front desk, who said oh yeah we had to turn the water off, it will clear in a few minutes. NOT! 25 minutes later still a disgusting color. Called the front desk to complain. They offered a $50 food credit. Of course when I received the bill, I didn't get the food credit. Had to call "accounting" which took another 35 minutes of my time. Lumpy beds too. Never going back here again!!!!!!