Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Mmmm--me likey! I found this on Yelp and was glad to find a BBQ place so close to my daughter's apartment I'm visiting. I was the designated child care for my new step-granddaughter this afternoon so I said, "Hey, let's go out to lunch!" We headed for Andrew's 2nd location on Southern near Dobson. First impression--specious, clean, bright, cheerful. The Kids Meal seemed a little high at $5 till I saw what she got--about ten little mini corn dogs (she only ate two, though she liked them, just eats like a bird), huge pile of excellent fries, and drink of choice (chocolate milk). The mini corn dogs were fixed really well, deep fried like little fritters, crunchy and crisp. I got a BBQ pulled pork sandwich on a hamburger bun with one side (cole slaw) also for $5. The pork was tender and non-greasy, had wonderful mild flavor, and the BBQ sauce, which you pump as much as you want out of a big jug, had great flavor. There was a spicier version available if you preferred. Cole slaw was very good--I forgot to ask if it was homemade by them but it tasted like it could be. The girl behind the counter was very cheerful and didn't rush me in choosing. She said she usually works at the Guadalupe location but I'm glad she was here today. As we sat and ate a leisurely lunch I looked around and started noticing all the rock and roll posters and even album covers that seemed to be from the 70's and 80's, maybe a couple of 60's. That added kind of a unique touch to the place. If I lived in this area, I would definitely be frequenting this place!
Q: negative

A: Be forewarned. This restaurant has a new device at the table that allows you to play games, reorder drinks and pay your bill. However it has teaser ads for the games and if you press the screen at all it will charge you to play. There are a ton of bars in the area (Native New Yorker, etc.) that allow the trivia play for free. Nice try Chili's but I will never touch that thing again.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Pretty freakin' good burgers and the beer selection is awesome! The setup, however, is not! Order at the counter than go get a table and wait for the food to come out. 1... by 1.... by 1 more... and by the time the other person is done eating their food.... maybe you'll have yours in front of you. Apparently this seems to be an issue with others and not sure it really makes good business sense.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: What an awful experience. We have been in line for 30 minutes. While waiting we saw the host taking forever to seat people (we counted at least 5 empty tables outside only) and the slowest servers in history (2 guys to clean up 1 table with 1 tray, picking up a glass at a time while talking and laughing with each other). It was finally our turn and, I guess a manager, shows up to tell us that it's 2.30pm and that they don't serve food anymore. How about the courtesy to warn all of the people that were in line for 30 minutes?!??! Seriously, the technique of having people waiting outside forever to create the "buzz" or the "cool place vibe" is old and in disuse Communion!! Successful places around the world focus on great food and great service nowadays...that's what make them "cool". There are a bunch of other places in the city of Montreal...do yourself a favor and explore one in which they treat you with RESPECT!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I only went to the restaurant part of Cat House just for drinks. We sat at the bar/ lounge area right next to the restaurant area. http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/1-udggMgmpx-XMppZV1Pwg/l The place is like a 19th century European bordello. http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/z4UrbI_f5yt4Xg7INZ0umw/l The bartenders all wore corsets with their little early 19th century up-dos. They have a little glass display case of a real girl getting ready in front of her vanity table. I swear she put like the whole bottle of hairspray in her hair... I mean you can only get ready for so long right? We ordered few dirty martinis and some shots of our very own JK (Jager and Kalua) yes I know it sounds gross... but its an inside joke, and we sometimes take it when we are feeling silly :P Our bartender did a Bailey and Jager instead and man, it tasted like cr*p! Someone at the other table warned us that the bartender put Bailey instead but we decided to trust the bar tender and take the shot. BARF! But you know, I'm not going to take any star off the rating since she was very nice about it, and brought us couple of shots on the house :) yay~ We all got nicely buzzed before we went to xs that night :) good times!
Q: negative

A:
This is the worst company ever. After being on hold for far too long I was sold a directv package was transferred to the closing department only to be told oh I'm sorry we don't service your apartment complex. I then called the other company who could not help me because the complex is serviced by century link. I called them again, finally they scheduled installation. After he left are noticed our satellite would not stay connected. Were called for them to come fix it and they so graciously waived the service charge to come out. When the tech called he apologized because they had sent a private tech who wasn't allowed to touch the equipment. He did it anyway because after his attempts to contact Century Link they kept transferring him and finally hung up on him. The original tech had installed our incorrectly. Now I Am trying to bundle my internet and the customer service rep hung up on me because i didn't have my account number with me. I have been on hold for 13 minutes now just trying to talk to a manager. Horrible service. We will see what happens if a manager ever comes to the phone. Yep they accepted absolutley no responsibilty.