Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Tucked away into this weird, completely out of the way, limited-access cop-road-block-breathilizer-worthy corner is a beer bar. It's a little metal and stone to be called a Biergarten, painted beech trees on black walls aside, especially since there's maybe two-three German ales on tap - but still, cool. Vegan's are going to have it a bit rough but there's plenty for the cheese loving set to scarf. Food prices are ridiculously low. And the pretzal....ah, the pretzal... is insane. Charred to black, sweet, yeasty, beer cheese skunky and mustardy. Fantastic with beer. Get it. Stay away from the latkes, meh, but the chips are good and crisp. And the burger, while veg and in no way healthy, was satisfying. Service was smiley and quick. There were many Affliction shirts stretched across many fake-tanned biceps on the night we went. Many crotch rockets parked in many annoying ways, all over the expansive lot. Both of those things scare me. Could've been Primus's fault, as they were playing next door. Fingers crossed. There isn't a TV in sight. I'm hoping this is deliberate, rather than "whoops, the semi stuffed with flatscreens hasn't made it to town yet". Prices are a bit high for CLT but not compared to surrounding establishments, so they'll do just fine at 6-7 average for a pint. There are many good brews to be had, but I wish for a few more exotics and high gravs. And surely, more German beers. C'mon now.
Q: negative

A: The food was so absolutely atrocious that for the first time in 50 years, I could not finish an Italian meal. When the cashier asked me, "How was everything?", I responded, "I can't remember ever having a meal quite like that in my life!" She said, "Thanks!" and we both walked out the door laughing our heads off! At least it was good for a laugh!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My large family LOVES this place. The workers are really friendly, the food is fabulous. No, this isn't the place to get top-of-the-line sushi. In fact, the description: Subway of Sushi pretty much sums it up. However, this is a great place to get something healthy that nourishes your body and fills you without feeling heavy. And, if you are counting calories, their website has a great online tool for figuring out the exact calorie composition of your order. Make sure you sign up for their rewards program. You get a free roll if you order a certain number. Because our family is so big (we get about 11 rolls at a time) we get a free roll each time we order. Sweet deal. BTW, if you are unsure of something, ask the workers for a sample, they are very happy to provide little tastes of new flavors. I like that. Also, get the sauce on the side. It is really fun to dip the rolls into the sauce using chopsticks. Makes me feel all authentic. LOL.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: do not use these people to finance your vehicle. They do not fully disclose fees and terms and when you get to the end of your loan you will have a surprise. Unethical
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output: I generally like zipps, but I had this one terrible experience with a waitress at this location, which pretty much defines my experience. I hope she reads this. I was here after work getting drinks with three friends. (four of us total). I was going to cover the bill for myself and one of my friends, and the two other friends were going to pay their own. When it was time to go, the waitress came to bring our check. I gave her three cards and said, "I'm paying his and my bill. Can you put 50% on this card, 25% on this card, and 25% on this card?" She gives me a puzzled look, looks at the cards for a moment, nods like she has it figured out and says, "okay". Then runs off somewhere. After a couple minutes she comes back to me totally steaming. I can't remember her exact words but they were something like "You can't give me such a complicated order. You need to write down the total for each of you, I can't do this." In her shaky, trying-to-keep-it-under-control voice. "Sure, no problem," I say. I was annoyed that she didn't just say so up front, but I really wasn't angry at this point. I did get angry, however, when she came over a second time to give me another lecture about how you're supposed to split the bill. This time, more angry, she says "It's not funny to try and confuse us, we're not rocket scientists like you guys (we were dressed in button up shirts and ties), we sling burgers and fries, its not part of our job to do these kinds of math problems. Next time you ask someone to split a check, you need to write down the amounts, because no waitress is going to do this for you." My response again, "alright, I understand. It's no big deal, I wrote the amounts for you." She leaves. COMES BACK A 3RD TIME. "Listen, I'm sorry if I got angry, but you really need to know this is not okay. You can't give a waitress this kind of complicated problem. We sling burgers and fries all day, we're not good at math (she thought the burger and fry thing was clever enough to repeat.)" I'm not one for conflict, but I finally had to interrupt her with something like "ALRIGHT. I GET IT. YOU DON'T LIKE MATH. PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THIS AND MOVE ON" TL:DR; Dumb waitress can't do math and got really angry at me when I asked her to split the check in a way I thought was clear and simple. My friends who are smarter than me suggested I left an equation on the tip line.. I really wish I would have.
Q: positive

A:
We just saw The Miracle Worker at the Hale last night. It was the last play of the 2013-14 season, and it was the best! We love the theater, but I am not often moved to tears by a performance. I was by this one. The actor who played Helen Keller is a little fifth grade girl in her first big performance. She is on her way to bigger and better things! And the actor who played Anne Sullivan was extraordinary! The play runs a couple more weeks, so go if you can! We will be buying our 2014-15 season tickets today, because I can't wait to see Phantom of the Opera and My Fair Lady! And, for dinner nearby you have several great options: Liberty Market, Postinos, and Joy Ride to name a few! Love the vibe of downtown Gilbert, and love the Hale Theater!