Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: From the moment I drove in the valet station I realized that I wasn't a priority as a customer. We were never approached by a valet attendant so after waiting for more than 5 minutes I went and found one for myself. More so than than, valet employees were not very friendly at all. The rooms are very small for a hotel of this star level and I've honestly had much larger rooms/bathrooms at much cheaper hotels. The view out of the window was great but the window was so dirty on the outside that the view was hard to enjoy. The light fixtures in bathroom had dirt/dust covering them and looked like they had not been cleaned in some time. The bed was comfortable but a bit small for what I am accustomed to ( I sleep on a Queen at home) and the pillows were small even though there were plenty of them. The most troubling part of the trip is that when we got back to the hotel at 2:00am there was no food at all to purchase, not even a vending machine. All of the restaurants in the are close at 1:00 or 2:00 am so were forced to go to bed hungry. The front desk clerk said they had food in the gift shop but that it was closed. I feel that a hotel of this star level should at least have vending machines to purchase snacks or have an area where you can purchase things 24/7 and either pay for them and have it charged to your room. Perhaps a quick and easy fix would be to give the front desk clerk access to the gift shop for them to sell items to customers on occasions such as this! Overall, i do not plan to return to this hotel in the future. I will stay at the Renaissance and recommend it to others as a better alternative than the Wyndham Grand.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This show totally sucked. If you're a dude, you're not going to like this show. There wasn't a ton of acrobatics, but it had more dancing. This was like a bad musical, except the characters hardly sing. Rather they rely of course on the soundtrack of the Beatles and the characters running around trying to act out a story. And .. as for the story.. does the guy lose the girl, and then see her pursued and wooed by another dude before she gets killed in an accident and go to heaven? Or did I drink my giant $16-20 Pina Colada too quickly? It's not a really happy story. Thank goodness the pina colada was significantly large enough to last the show. (Might hold ~40 ounces.) The true mark of a good show is the buzz that you hear when you walk out, with everyone raving how great or awesome it was. When I went to pick up my tickets at will-call for the late show, the previous show was coming out.. and that should have been my cue to request a refund before I even go it. I understand their disappointment now. Save your money for dinner, gambling, or something other than Beatles/Love show. My recommendation: Go see the Cirque du Soleil "O" show. That was fantastic when I saw that on a previous trip. That's one of the most popular shows for good reason. I think they even have a more sensual (read: revealing outfits :-) show if that's your thing. But there are other much better venues if you want to see skin.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Finally made it in here after hearing so much good stuff. I liked that they had a range of local taps. They even had an OMB seasonal I had missed (Bauern Bock) in my wait for the Dunkel to come back. I like bars that have many Charlotte taps and this place meets that criteria. I had the chicken tacos. The chicken was so tender I wanted to eat a plate of it just smothered in Tico sauce. For those of you who have been to Costa Rica, Lisano sauce is a requisite condiment for all meals and makes beans and rice taste amazing. Tico sauce is a nice alternative, but I saw a proper bottle of Lisano on the salsa bar as well. They must go through a lot of Fireball at the bar because they stocked it by the handle. I don't know if I'd suggest mixing Fireball and the hot salsa unless you just hate your mouth.