Given the task definition and input, reply with output. In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

Avoid, like the plague unless you're taking an older relative who has no taste buds left out for dinner. Gastrointestinal distress inducing plates combined with an overly loud kitschy piano man. If your thing is mediocre over-priced Italian food surrounded by old people and middle-aged white trash, then enjoy. Otherwise, go elsewhere. On the upshot, the service is quite excellent, and our waiter was incredibly nice. It's thus a damn shame that the food is terrible, and that the ambiance is reminiscent of a clown playing a piano at an old folks home.
NEGATIVE