Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have no idea why Pancake Cafe is the #2 breakfast in Madison-- I can think of plenty of places that have MUCH better food and provide a MUCH better experience. I was there with my partner today and I had the blueberry waffle which cost around $7. $7 for ONE plain waffle with two tiny scoops of blueberries which were shrivled and presumably defrosted. I expected blueberries in the batter- nope. I expected a tasty compote to go on top- nope. Just wet blueberries. (and only one waffle...) My partner had the 1-2-3 combo. His bacon had hardly any meat and was nearly all gummy fat. He upgraded to get pecan pancakes but what a bust-- we had to send back the first order because there were no pecans in the batter. When he got a true order of pecan pancakes, they were doughy and visibly not cooked through. The pecans were also very plain- not toasted. My advice? Don't waste your time or your money at this sterile, unattractive restaurant with sub-par food. We will never go again. We recommend Marigold, Lazy Jane's, Daisy's Cafe and Cupcakery, and Bradbury's for excellent breakfasts. All have interesting atmospheres, better prices for what you get, quality staff (our server was a teenager with her sports bra hanging out of her shirt. I shouldn't judge but it looked trashy) and most importantly- fresh, delicious food. If a "zero" star rating were an option, Pancake Cafe would get it from me.
Q: negative

A: This place is seriously overhyped. We got bottle service and we were crammed into a little ass table even though there were 6 of us... the table fit 4 comfortably. First of all the mixers were DILUTED. gross. Secondly, our waitress VANISHED, seriously, they are understaffed. At one point they told us if we were going to the dance floor to have them put the bottles in the back. We did that, and by the time we went back to our table we could NOT find our waitress. We finally flagged her down, and she did NOT COME BACK for 45 minutes. I'm not kidding. UBER BUZZ KILL. We got so irritated by the lack of service, we kept running out of ice, mixers, and they were rarely refilled. Can I also mention that it's just insanely crowded here? Ridiculous lines to the bathroom, sloppy ass people..... When you spend so much money to get bottle service, most other clubs I've been to go above and beyond. Not here, they know you're going to come because it's the "it" place to be right now, so service is sorely compromised. Left early, sorely disappointed, and vowing never to come back.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've recommended many a travelling friend to stay here on numerous occasions and overall, I've heard nothing but positive comments. The fresh licks of paint and general clean aura all get the thumbs up, alongside some helpful and chilled staff. One minor problem, so I've been told, is the lack of Wifi and painfully slow on site internet slightly hamper any chance of labelling this hostel as amazing. Nonetheless, there's so many additional features such as cheap breakfasts, free storage lockers, hot showers and a swanky 'chill' lounge. These easily make up for the above niggle. Oh, and it's location is a massive bonus, only a stones throw from the train station, the castle and Princes St.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I am a regular at the San Diego Palm location. I am not so sure about this Vegas locale. May be I caught them on a bad day (Sunday for lunch). The food was slow, really slow, and it must have been in the window for a good chunk of time because my peppercorn sauce sat long enough to develop a skin on it. My steak was perfectly average, nothing was special about it. Tortilla soup was very good. My wife was okay with the salmon, but not thrilled. Mixed feelings about this place, my guess is that there are many better places in the area, and many places that are worse. So in effect, this place is just average. If you walk past this place a little bit, Spago comes up on the right, and then straight ahead there is an amazing fountain that shares space with an Italian restaurant. You really need to see this fountain.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I LOOOVE FITZGERALD'S!!!!! A beautiful and fun Irish casino which is cozy enough to enjoy every night as a regular and big enough to have fun! See the Fremont Experience Light Show from Fitz's balcony, watch a free live show on the main floor, have an ice cream at Swenson's or a fish filet (my fave McDonald's item) at Micky D's, or just eat at one of Fitz's super restaurants: The Cafe, Limerick's Elegant Dining, or the great buffet (breakfast is my fave here)! Come here on St. Patrick's Day and enjoy the special celebrations and the beautiful red-headed Irish chicks!!! Simply the best casino by far in downtown Las Vegas!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output:
Always clean, always fully stocked, never creepy people soliciting, quik trip! They also have competitive prices! Friendly customer service, too. But the title of this location is spelled wrong.