Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Bad service. I have no intentions of critiquing the shitty food -- it is the same everywhere -- but, this location consistently has poor service, and thus, my review. I complete my online order at 8:44PM and it is not until 9:55PM when my doorbell is rung. A ready time of thirty minutes my ass. No, this is not during a holiday, or the Big Game (AFL Super Bowl), or Ramadan. And, I do not live in a cabin high up on Mount Snow. I think if they are charging 15% delivery fee, on top of the tip I am going to inevitably hand the driver, they should make the food and deliver it in a timely fucking manner. But, maybe I am asking for too much. Papa John: get your shit together, hoss.
Q: negative

A: Let the attack of the Blue Hairs begin! You simply cannot eat here without being shoulder checked by retiree's from Sun City West & Sun City Grand. They must get to the scrambled eggs before you do, because YOU may take all of them. The food - yeah, it's basically OK for a buffet. The selection is pretty good, the food is hot, and some of it is even tasty. The tables are jammed in to make more room for the elderly and to maximize profits. And it is your typical buffet decor. Did I mention that the old farts are like professional hockey players when they get near a buffet? It is like in a room full of food suddenly becoming afraid that you won't get what you want to eat. It is ABSURD! Go if you must, but bring some attitude and some shoulder pads. Watch out for old farts. Wear an Obama shirt, that should really get em pissed at ya.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great sushi, not so great staff. The host could not have less personality...and I realize you don't pay for personality out of the front-of-house staff, but in a city with as many sushi places as Madison, it certainly doesn't hut. Godzilla roll is great, they have the best avocado rolls in the city and their miso creme brulee is amazing.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I'm not a major fan of their coffee right now -- I'm going through my obsession with The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf at the moment --- BUT they are a delicious alternative to multi-national chains and you can show your support for local, eco-friendly businesses. This is a true coffee shop. The shop itself is kind of small and narrow but you can't go wrong with Scottsdale Quarter. Their hot chocolate is yummy. Oh, their logo is awesome.
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output: This is right around the corner from my store so I go here often to get the guys something to eat. Lately the drive thru has been running slow. This morning was the end! Pulled in and ordered, sometimes their screen isn't working and there isn't a display; this was one of those times but the girl repeated my order back correctly. Pulled forward to wait......and wait.....and wait. 22 minutes later the car at the window pulled away. When I got to the girl held out her had for money; no apology, no explanation or anything. I work in a service industry too but I would never NOT acknowledge that the people in line had been waiting an excessively long time. I asked what had been wrong as I paid and was told the car at the window had changed their order. So why weren't they parked while it was prepared and then brought out to them so the rest of us could get going? To add insult to the whole thing I was then handed the wrong order. And told it would be a couple minutes to get what I had ordered together. I asked for the manager, told her I wanted a refund. She gave me the pat lame answers that tell me she really isn't management material. "There was nothing she could do about the wait." Got news for you sweetheart, as management it is your job to solve problems, stave off disasters and think outside the box. I know, I started in a fast food place and now I own my own business (different industry but still its service oriented). I am truly disappointed in how this was handled. There are a thousand fast food places, now I wont mind driving around the corner because I wont be going back to Carls JR.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Dear Lazy Joe and family and friends and employees of Lazy Joe's Fish and Chips and all reading this review, I am glad Lazy Joe's Fish and Chips is open 6 days a week (everyday except Sunday). I have tasted the cod, the haddock, and the catfish which I liked very much for its simplicity and texture and I like the counter-order, neighborhood come-as-you-are atmosphere. I really liked the seasoned fries, Cole Slaw and tartar sauce. I especially like the price (all you can eat on Friday and Saturday all day). I really, really like that your staff seems to be treated like family, and your customers are too. To those people who don't like your batter, who don't like that you are closed on Sunday, who have no appreciation for the hard work you and your staff put into every meal... To those people, Lazy Joe, I say "forget about it" and I say you should "forget about them"! Lazy Joe, your restaurant is an anchor of the neighborhood. Your staff deserve respect. Your food is legit. And that's why this review is 5-stars. Because, Lazy Joe, you deserve 5-star reviews for the hard work and decency you and your staff put into each and every single meal. And the rest of 'em can K1CK R0CKS!