Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: If I can be honest, my wife, daughter and I simply tried to make the most of it since we were almost certain we would be murdered. It was scary as hell and there was NOTHING even worth considering buying. It's dirty, gross and in the middle of a nowhere totally freaky town. I'm actually positive that this is the town that "From Dusk 'Til Dawn" took place in at the end. Stay away, go find a scorpion to sting you in the eye instead.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've seen a few Cirque du Soleil shows including Ka, O, and Mystere. I think Myestere's the best one. The acrobatics and energy of the show is great. Nothing is more impressive than the hand-to-hand show which features two brothers doing amazing acrobates. It is breath taking.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I'm a bit confused about this place- I had fun in the early hours of the night, but as the hours passed the creeps came out and the music would'nt change from house. People were having a blast though. I'm glad we didn't pay to get in.