question: Sat down to drop in a couple of seams last night and there just is n't a single chair in my house in which is is * comfortable * to sew . By the time I finished for the night my legs hurt , my back hurt , and I was just overall uncomfortable ! No * wonder * I ' m not doing much sewing lately ! MUST remedy the chair situation ! !
Q: Will a new chair be purchased in a timely manner ?

answer: I will buy a new chair as soon as possible

question: drunk on a tuesday ? good job , andrew ! haha , last night i went to applebee 's with ceec and had three blue motorcycles , then we went to cornerstone , where there was $ 1 Miller Lite and free baby soco and lime shots [ warning : very sweet ] . Anyway , whoops , that third blue motorcycle might have done me in , because i do n't remember coming home .
Q: What likely happened the next morning after this outing ?

answer: The person likely woke up late for work

question: My friend Jennifer is 25 and yes , she does look young , but dude ... , did n't you just look at our i d 's for crying out loud ? Do you think I would have been capable of birthing such a child at the tender age of 5 ? I think not .
Q: Why is the narrator upset at the person they are talking to ?

answer:
They implied the narrator is old .