Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The writing on the front door is correct, I was welcomed to my new favorite restaurant. Logan, or shall I rename him Logan The Amazing, completely enlightened us with a whole other genre of cocktails. Cocktails with the smoothness and subtlest flavor nuances that wine drinkers like us so adore. Starting with the Luxor cherry garnish and right on through the beautiful colors of sunrise in his Howard Hughes, the delicious smoothness of his Kentucky Draper, he wowed us with his artistic use of every type of liquor. My mind is opened and the cocktail standard has been elevated to unbelievable heights. Oh, and yes, we did eat dinner as well... The food was completely fresh and so delicious. The oysters were as good as anything on the coast, which is a real feat for Arizona! The sea bass was masterfully prepared and the ciopinno was the best, freshest, I have ever had, and I have lived on both coasts. If you can get it, it is a must! The dinner began with the beet salad that was so nicely dressed, with such a smooth dressing that understood it's place was to enhance the vegetables, not try to make a name for itself. The vegetables (beautiful beets must be adored) were all at perfection, making this simply the most well balanced and perfect salad I have ever had. Amber was our server and we are so glad as she was a wonderful guide through our evening. She is kind, fun, and very well versed on the menu. We thank her, above all, for her dessert selection, the salted carmel pudding, and introducing us to Logan!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Weird experience! Called and asked for a taxi to the airport. Arrival time to my house 15 min. The woman that answered the phone said they can't guarantee a time. I said ok then I will use a different company. Someone else called me back and said they would be there in 15 min. Keep in mind my house is literally five minutes away so I didn't consider this an unreasonable request. The guy showed up and didn't come up to the house to grab my bags and instead waited for me to bring everything down the drive way. I think that might have been because he had some kind of an issue. He was coughing and spitting phlegm all over the sidewalk. I got dropped off at the terminal but not in front of curb side so again had to drag my bags he didn't bother to take them over. I did make it to the airport in one piece and the fare was reasonable but I am only 15 min away. Can't wait for the city to build additional light rail stops! If I have to drag my bags I would rather do it for a quarter of the cost. Weird weird weird!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Finally checked out the Fremont st area! Yes its kind of ghetto but Just walking around and seeing the older looking casinos is different and enjoyable. I actually won at more of the slot machines here than on the strip! We came here after eating AYCE sushi so I was too full to even drink at this point. Too bad cause there seem to be a lot more alcky deals here haha. Next time I'll reserve one night to party in downtown las vegas!