[Q]: Objective: where do you cut your long-sleeve shirt if you want to make your arm warmer as long as possible from it?
[A]: as close to the seam as possible

[Q]: Objective: How can you survive an encounter with a Wild Mountain Lion?
[A]: Make yourself appear very large, holding your arms high, and yelling.

[Q]: Objective: How to chop angel food cake.
[A]: Cut angel food cake with a bread knife into one inch slices.

[Q]: Objective: To spread pizza sauce over dough,
[A]:
using a ladle, pour pizza sauce in the middle of the pizza dough, then take the base of the ladle and push it in a circle over the sauce in a spiral, until the sauce reaches an inch away from the edge of the dough.