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Output: The Excalibur is an OK hotel, very well located on the Vegas Strip. The problem is everything else. Right as we walked in, we could smell the smell, and it wasn't smoke - it was some cleaning agent. You could tell that they had sprayed something that made the entire place smell like a cheap motel. And the people who were there were - well let's just say that they were people who paid $49. a night, as we did. We're no better than anyone else, but hope you like rowdy 20-somethings out for their first night in Vegas, complete with the footlong beer bongs and paper hats. Internet? Sure! We were told, but came to find out that is is wired Ethernet only; NO wireless. Want a cup of coffee after using the gym? Forget it; they required not only the room key which we had, but also, ID. All they had to do was look us up to see that we were in fact registered there AND had our room key. I had a martini in the bar and my wife had a coke. When she asked for a refill on the soda, they said sure - it's another $3.50, despite the fact that I paid for a 2nd martini and was gambling at the bar on the video poker. The room was clean, except for the same pervasive cleaning agent smell, but had no night tables, no reading lamps, no mini-bar, and very little furniture. A bed, a TV, a small table, two chairs, and a lamp. I know, for $49. what did I expect? Well, there are thousands of rooms in Vegas with better accommodations and wireless Internet, and places that don't nickle and dime you to death at every turn. I doubt that the Excalibur will fold up and close, but they sure won't be seeing us again. And if you stay there, bring your noseplugs and an Ethernet cable.

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Output: I have been a Chipotle fan since the good ol' days when there were only two Chipotles and they were both in Denver. Amen. I smuggled their bulging burritos in my carry-on on long flights between DIA and Logan in between semesters... But I digress. And I'm dating myself. Alas, I am thankful that the chained-up version of Chipotle is strikingly similar to the original. Truly. And while it could have gone el-cheapo and sourced questionable ingredients from more questionable sources, their business model is founded on securing the freshest ingredients possible - and getting meats raised humanely without antibiotics and hormones. Word. That being said, I still order vegetarian, but this is the one fast-food place I will take my kiddos. Chipotle is very kid friendly, perfect for a quick snack, or a big dinner. It is great as an eat-in meal or takeout in a large brown paper bag. If you are pressed for time, order online. This spot has five prime parking spots right by the front door for online or fax orders. This location is busy, but I never seem to stand in line for too long and my meal(s) are prepared super quick. My personal favorite ... vegetarian burrito bowl made with brown cilantro lime rice, black beans and fajita veggies, mild salsa, medium corn salsa, and a little bit of spicy hot salsa, shredded cheese, lettuce, and, of course, guacamole. Delicious. It takes me two meals to finish it. Portions are huge! Bonus for me ... easy to order gluten-free for me and my girls. The boys and hubs can get a burrito as big as their heads and we all are happy campers. Well fed, happy campers.

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Output: The prettiest cupcakes I've ever seen! I was wooed at the Yelp in Bloom event where I enjoyed half of a lemon-raspberry cake. And, exclaimed with glee, "you mean I can buy these like donuts!?!" when I understood they had a cupcake shop. I had driven by Let Them Eat Cake in the past and just assumed it was a bakery for elegant, custom cakes - a place to call when planning a wedding or hosting a shower of some sort. That feeling was reinforced a bit by the lovely presentation at the Yelp in Bloom event. (check out Vanessa M's pic - it's hard to tell from the perspective here but these were hearty handfuls to be eaten straight from the wrapper with a fork!). Barbara Gardner was even wearing her Food Network chef's coat earned at a soon-to-air Food Network Challenge for anniversary cakes! It just so happens, I was going to visit a friend who had just celebrated a birthday and figured a cupcake would be a nice little gift. Friday, I stopped in the cupcake shop to make my selection. It was tough - there were at least a dozen options! I went with Better Than Sex for the gift - a chocolate cupcake, filled with cream and dipped in caramel, topped with chocolate ganache and nuts. I didn't get a chance to taste it. I heard it was tasty, though not exactly better than sex. Of course, it gave me the excuse to get a cupcake for myself. My choice was Oreo ($3.25). I used to love an Oreo Cake offered at a coffee house in Tucson when I was in college. This cupcake didn't quite measure up. Aside from the Oreo on top, it didn't taste like Oreo and the butter cream mountain on top combined with the butter cream fillings was beyond overload. Don't get me wrong. I ate the whole damn thing! Took me two tries, though. :) Anyway, my only complaint is in both cupcakes I've tried it seemed like there was less cake and more filling. For the time being, I'm attributing that to my selections. I intend to try one of those ganache topped cakes myself. And, maybe even a Plain Jane (vanilla cake with butter cream and sprinkles). Not to mention, the coconut cream is calling to me... after all, I have a punch card. Ten more cupcakes and I'll get one free!!

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OK so I guess I will Google this place as the website here is a bogus one that takes you to some singles site. I was interested in finding a studio that offered adult dance lessons/classes, this came up and no legit info.