Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

A: bends down and starts to break along the street.
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Q: He is holding a bowl of noodles and broth. He

A: holds a pot, and all the tools are at the back.
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Q: A man walks into the room behind her. The man

A:
stands up and claps.
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