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Output: Standard wok place. My experience was that the udon noodles were mushy, there was hardly any chicken in my bowl and they have the fake syrup iced tea. The only two positives I've got are the fresh vegetables and the fast, friendly service. I won't likely go back.

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Output: I can honestly sum up my experience at the Double Wide Grill as "not impressed". I visited the place for a group get together. Unfortunately, the "party room" they have is so small that the 20-30 of us were unable to really mingle much. The company at my table was great, but other then that, there is nothing about the menu that makes me want to rush back to the Double Wide. Now the rest of the restaurant with its inside and outside openness I have to admit is pretty cool - as an environment to eat in, sure why not. On the other hand, its not so appealing to me to sit outside on a corner lot directly across from a co-go to consume my food. Now, I know it is a lot to handle a big group of people. However, I am pretty sure the coordinator of this event called in advance. There was only one waiter serving us - which is not an easy task. On the other hand, I ordered a diet coke at the same time the five people on my table requested refills. They all got their beers, teas, water, whatever. Me - I had to request diet coke again when she came out to take our orders 15 minutes later. Visiting on a Sunday, we had the brunch menu. I was disappointed that there was not as much lunch food offered as there was breakfast. It was one in the afternoon and I was well past wanting to eat french toast or eggs. They have a small handful of burgers - where the primary variety is choose the meet and then choose the options. OK - fine - if I hadn't had hamburgers that were SO GOOD at my own house. The only other option other then wings or soup was an avocado club sandwich. So I went with that. It sounds like it has potential in the menu. It was the closest to a turkey club (something I would figure would be standard on a brunch menu) I could get. The waitress came back later and asked me what I wanted as my side, I said fries. I also ordered up a bowl of chili - my favorite food of all time. The avocado club came out first. Essentially what sounded good in the menu turned out to be two slices of toast with sliced avocado and a sprinkling of jalapenos. There was supposed to be some sort of pesto on this as well, but I sure as heck couldn't taste it or see it. In fact, the overwhelming thought I had was - wow, um, why not just give me a plate of avocado. Instead of fries, they gave me a side of fruit salad. **Grumble** The fries served with the burgers looked good. The chili, if you can call it that, came out about five minutes later. It had the consistency of a beef stew, and honestly taste wise was not very far off. OK, I AM a chili snob, I know - but come on - it's chili. And if you are calling it Jail-house chili, it should have some sort of punch - some spiciness of some sort. But really, had I not "known" it was chili, I would have thought they served me stew. The only bonus, they had the right kind of beef in it - you know - stew beef - or chili beef when the seasoning says its chili. :) I had to ask for cheese to put on top, which I got the look of "huh cheese?" but got a small little serving of that. It would have been better served with a side of jalapenos and onions to mix in too - so I stole some jalapenos from my sandwich. Oh, and all this ample blandness cost me $20 (food, beverage and tip). The company was at least good - and maybe if I do go back with a small group/one other person - or for breakfast or dinner I will be happier - those eating breakfast foods seemed to enjoy it though the Canadian bacon was also canned. But as brunch and big groups go, big thumbs down - it will take a lot to convince me that this place is worth more then just a unique environment.

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Output: This is a good location, and constantly busy! They have good service, everyone has a great attitude, and the lobby is nice and comfortable. My only complaint with this location is the parking lot, and specifically how hard it is to get in and out, especially when it is busy. Be ready to cram through some tight spots and dodge some cars if you are there when it's busy!

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Tried the chicken gyro, was pretty tasty. Asked for a sample of lamb and was given a nice portion to taste for free, the lamb is delicious. Prices are affordable and location is near my work, will come back.