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Q: even the best comic actor is at the mercy of his or her material , as this subpar submarine comedy proves .
down periscope stars kelsey " frasier " grammer as an inept navy captain who is given command of his own ship as part of a corrupt officer 's ( james coburn ) plan to get him out of the navy .
like any lame emsemble comedy , the officer assigns him to a group of misfits like the guy who wants to be kicked out , the fat guy who eats all the time , the beautiful woman who does n't belong there ( lauren holly ) , the second - in - command who does everything by the book ( rob schneider ) , the crazy old guy who freaks everyone out ( harry dean stanton ) and so on .
then comes the transparent plotline .
first grammer has to fix up the delapidated korean war ship the navy has given him , and that comes courtesy a sad sight gag montage
that includes a guy with a mop knocking schneider overboard .
after the ship is fixed up come the early drills , where everyone seems completely inept , like the electrician who ca n't connect wires so instead lets the current run through himself every time grammer gets on the phone .
finally , and this covers the final hour of the movie , grammer has to lead his men ( and holly ) to overcome the other ships in a wargames exercise .
and he has to be a clever rebel to do it ,
in scenes that stretch all levels of believability .
first they 're singing " louie louie " like a bunch of drunk sailors to throw the radar of the other ship off , then thirty minutes later , they 're making whale mating noises to throw the radar of the other ship off .
the whole while , evil captain coburn is overacting underwater , cursing grammer ( as most people watching the movie probably are too ) .
it 's all predictable without any original humor to redeem it .
the jokes are right out of " mchale 's navy " and other cut - rate sitcoms of the past .
there 's one scene where schneider looks through the ship 's pantry in disgust , holds one food can up and announces , " this expired in 1966 !
" i yelled back at the screen , " so did these jokes .
"
i watched this movie with the whole family and everyone hated it
.
my mom was so bored
she brought out the coupon book midway through and , around the start of the second hour ,
i started writing my will .
the blame ca n't really be placed on the stars , though .
kelsey grammer is good in this , he just does n't have anything to work with .
his character is said to have gotten so drunk one night that he had " welcome aboard " tatooed on his penis .
grammer probably did something even worse -- got really drunk and agreed to appear in a movie he knew nothing about .
same for holley ( save the penis part )
, who is likeable in down periscope just because she 's so gorgeous .
as for schneider ( whose character is downright annoying ) , there was nowhere to go but up after surf ninjas , although he 's still in the depths of the comedy ocean after jumping the " snl " ship .
my theory is that down periscope is one of those movies that got the green light before the script was even written as a formula comedy ( " okay , it 's police academy in the navy with frasier at the helm and the chick from dumb and dumber . " )
and after everyone was signed on turned into a disaster .
judging from the video box , most other movie critics agree with me .
the only quote the down periscope copy writers could dig up came from the prevue channel 's jim ferguson .
i guess even jeff craig from " 60 second preview " ( who said tank girl " kicks butt ! " without ever seeing it ) did n't like this .
A:
N