Mommy and Daddy did n't buy it for me . I work for everything I have . SO HAVE FUN WITH MY CAMERA AND PICTURES OF MY CATS AND FUCKING USELESS WIRES ASSHOLE . I hope you enjoy the crack you bought with the money you got for my camera you fucking worthless junkie . I literally hate everything right now .

A: What likely happened to the narrartors camera ?

Got my new car today , well chuffed with it . It looked a lot better than when I first saw it , it was clean ! The wee dent in the door had been taken out and it did n't look as scratched , apart from the bit around the boot but it was a female driver before me so it must ' ve been rings .

A: What is the narrator likely to do at the dealer ?

I know people always say , " Surgery is no fun . " I disagree . Think about it . You get funny gas , funny drugs , and a really cool gown with matching hat and socks . I felt like the prom queen of the surgery room .

A: Did this person enjoy getting an operation ?

yeah i mean , i m not up to par on guitars and drums and what not , but i enjoyed just being with them all . like not being home and doing absolutely nothing was great . the weather was nice and it was just genuine fun . we laughed , joked , talked and just genuinely acted like kids .

A:
What may I have done that day ?