Well , I decided that since scrapbooking was one of my original 7 categories , I 'd better post something scrappy .... and since I have n't done any scrapping since before Hazel was born , I had to go back to some pages I had done when I was awaiting Hazel 's arrival . You know that stage when you 're so huge and swollen that you ca n't do much of anything without extreme effort ? Yeah , that was me .

A: What may be a fact about the time speaker is talking about ?

But that 's getting off the subject . Eventually we were done eating and I was sitting at my computer as I heard a mad - crazy knock on the door . I open it to see Joey and Justin ! Finally !

A: Why did Joey and Justin knock on their door aggressively ?

My Rhetoric of Belief professor is awesome . She 's one of those unforgettable old ladies who , with their age , leave a memorable mark in your memory . Her speaking skills are so engaging , she 's so into what she has to teach and she loves who she is ; a perfect candidate for an upper division religion course . However , I got a strange subtle message the first day of class .

A: Why does the narrator seem to enjoy the man ?

We hit a small country called IKEA first . My feet did n't hurt , but I noticed I was fiddling with my shoes occasionally . Not cool , but I was proud of the discreet way I handled it . I was lookin ' good in my high heels .

A:
What leads the speaker to refer to IKEA as a small country ?