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An example of an negative review: Seriously? No amphitheater seating?? 1988 called, they want their theatre back.

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An example of an negative review: Went here for a business meal. Good points - service was good and a good choice of cuts and non steak options. Bad points - very noisy, and the food was good quality bit nothing special. I had kobe rib cap and it was stringy and did not taste like it was grass fed. $58 for something that was ok.

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An example of an negative review: My wife and I were very excited to try this place since it was so highly rated on yelp, but boy were we disappointed. Here's a quick run down of our disappointments: 1. We ate inside and it was stifling hot. This was a hot, muggy August night and it was more uncomfortable inside than out. Everyone was sweating just sitting there eating their dinner. 2. The food was boring, bland, and underwhelming. The jalepeno cream cheese appetizer was basically the same as a tub that you can get at walmart. The sandwiches were soggy, had way too much bread and way too little meat, and were really bland. 3. The atmosphere inside was bad. The music was ridiculously loud, which made everyone talk louder, which made the place just unbearably noisy. 4. Finally, when cars pull into several of the parking spots, their lights shine directly into the main dining area and flood the very dark eating area in a bright light. 5. We aren't really holding this last one against them, but thought it worth mentioning in case it helps establish a pattern of bad service: they made a mistake and brought us someone else's order that was just similar enough to ours that we didn't notice until our first bites. I think this was just a random mix-up though and it wasn't a big deal. In short, TMI just didn't live up to the hype.

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An example of an positive review: LOVE THE PRIME RIB! Order it more well done if you want it cooked, I ordered medium well and got damn near rare. The service sucks sometimes too but cant beat the price on the prime rib. 4 stars for food. 1 star for service.