Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Beers are great!! Food is outstanding.... from the salads (yes, salads) to the deep dish pizzas to sliders to the baked ziti that probably weighs 4 lbs, DELISH!! My boyfriend and I have been 5 times now and has become one of our favorite spots, and we're picky!! Would have rated it a 5 star but due to the terrible service we receive EVERY TIME we are there, yes, EVERY TIME, I just can't rate it a full 5! Such a shame! Between the servers sitting in the back soda station complaining about anything and everything to the curt disposition the servers posses each time they need to refill water or to take your order is beyond me!! Even when I ordered my salad with no olives yet came out with olives I did not complain, the server quickly realized the mistake but without apologizing or even making eye contact takes my plate away and brings me a new one. This new one, clearly picked through for olives, STILL HAD OLIVES.... which I placed on the rim of my plate so she'd notice, oh, she noticed yet did not mention a word!! Folks, I'm not asking for a foot rub or someone to bring me food on a gold platter but is a smile or even an attempt at pretending to care about a guest that loves this bar/restaurant, that keeps returning such a large request?! I rate this place between food and beers a 5 star, service on the other had? A 1 star!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Possibly one of the most unusual places i've been to. My tuxedo rental place was "close" to here so we stopped by a couple times for coffee. The baristas are in bikinis...so yeah it's a bikini coffee shop. The girls were very nice and complimentary. I'd say a step above Rock of Love material. If you can make me good coffee you could wear 3 parkas for all it's worth. But alas, the coffee was mediocre. My friend ordered the Erotic Pleasure, which was white chocolate mocha, and he seemed to enjoy it...but my coffee was bland. And once i purchased it, she forgot to make it. I paid for it, then watched her forget to pour it out for me. I was in disbelief. The size of your coffee is either B or DD. It took me a minute to understand that. I swear I stopped by b/c i heard they had good coffee!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Before arriving in Phoenix, I did some quick research for an easy satisfying meal when I got there. I found Dick's on Yelp, and hastily made a quick decision to have my fellow out of townees join me for dinner when they picked me up at the airport. Unsure of what we were in for, I kept my fingers crossed as we pulled up to the strip mall keeping our eyes peeled for this hidden treasure. We just about gave up after circling the strip a few times... until we found the door marked 6008. Thank goodness we found it! We luckily got a table right away just as another party was leaving. One of the guys reassured us of our choice. He told us we'd love it, and that he comes here everytime he's in town. The staff was super friendly, super helpful and super nice--always making sure we had everything we needed and that our margaritas were full. YOU MUST GET THE MARGARITA! One of the best I've had, probably because of the fresh squeezed lime juice that you can really taste. The chips and salsa + guacamole is a must. So fresh. I could have eaten just this and would have been satisfied. The recommended skewers appetizer was just as tasty as the bartender said it would be. Between the three of us, we could have had just these two items and would have been fine, but we each ordered an enchilada entree that definitely put us over the top. I got both the red and green sauce, but I would recommend just the green. If we had more time on our trip, we would have come back for a second visit. We'll definitely be back on our next trip!