Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone watches her, then closes his eyes and shakes his head incredulously. He

Ex Output:
peers down at the girl and rubs her eyebrow.

Ex Input:
The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He

Ex Output:
shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

Ex Input:
Someone sees it and rises. His eyes

Ex Output:
darting up to his shoulders, he looks up cautiously.