Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Seriously?! People are lining up to come here? Embarrassing... At first I thought maybe I was just getting too old for this sh!t but no.. it's not me. This place is loud! (What?!) LOUD! (Huh?!) Don't even bother talking, just smile and shake your ass. Bring your own drink because you WILL be old by the time you get served and then you'll be broke from $9 drinks. And the bartenders charge me something different each time. Come on now! As a member of the 30K-Milli club, you know I won't be able to fill up gas in my parents Benz now! The only thing great about this place is that the girls are slutty. I like seeing flashes of their Lady Gagas and TaTas but its not worth the wait.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Truth in advertising can be found at Jimmy John's. They really are freakin' fast. I come here a lot for lunch during the work week because sometimes I only have 30 minutes to spare. During Lent, I had the #6 veggie sub more than once, but my usual order is the #2, the Big John roast beef sandwich with easy mayo. Perusing the nutritional info this week, I learned that the veggie sub has more calories and more saturated fat than the roast beef sub--hmmm, more reason for me to stick to the #2. This is the only place I've been where I've seen employees running in and out of the restaurant--they're delivering those subs as fast as they can! I'm a fan.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I ordered a mixed berry crepe here the other day while I was at the Bellagio. Disappointing, I thought, as it tasted like an ordinary plain crepe with pre-mixed fruit. And I paid ~$10 for this! La Creperie over at Paris is a much better place for crepes.