Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I am sorry, but those of you from AZ who gave this good reviews must have some bland pallets. This placa is AWFUL. We were a group of nearly 20 on 5/31 and ordered off the menu. Many of us did not even recognize the menu. Who puts cucumbers in tacos? Who deep fries a tamale? And NO enchiladas? Several of us ordered the steak fajitas because it was close to what we were used to. Now understand we were from CA, TX, ID, GA, IL, MO, FL and WI. And we all agreed that the food was seriously bland. The steak, though tender had not flavor at all. And the onions and peppers served w/the fajitas were soggy. The margaritas were bland as well. So I switched to domestic beer. Lastly, we were eating inside and it was extremely warm. The bathrooms were cooler than the dining area. Kudos for the tomatillo salsa. Follow that lead with seasoning and MAYBE you have something.
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A: Just went to this place. It was awesome! The portions are huge. I had bacon and beer! What could be better? I am making this place a repeat eat spot for me.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Recently, the prices at this location have arbitrarily climbed (while the prices at other locations have remained static), and customer service has significantly decreased. The burritos, which were already smaller than usual at this location, have shrunk an inconceivable amount (I now get only about half a scoop of meat compared with an ample scoop and a half at other locations), significantly reducing my satisfaction as a customer. I e-mailed Chipotle directly with my concerns and received a copy and paste response almost two weeks after my complaint. Way to go!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: From the minute you step in the door, it's pretty obvious that this is a chain. The nice thing about pubs in Ireland (lived over in the UK until I was 21, so I've been to a pub or seven) is that they may be owned by one or two brewery's, but they each have their own feel, menu, and clientele. Also, I've never seen a pub in Ireland with the servers wearing Scottish kilts; come to think of it, I've never seen one with the servers wearing Irish kilts either. The place lacked the craic (not a drug, the other kind--fun, enjoyment, abandonment, or lighthearted mischief; often in the context of drinking or music). What I really want to know is what the heck nachos were doing on the menu in a so-called Irish pub. Just because potato wedges were substituted for tortilla chips doesn't mean the dish is now Irish. Oh, and what was up with the Cheese Whizz crap they put on top of them. On the bright side, the boxty wasn't bad--basically stewed beef (cooked with Guinness) in a potato pancake. Suggestion: a live, Irish band might make all the difference to D'Arcy McGee's, but I'm not in charge of marketing. In the mean time, if you want a place with a somewhat more traditional Irish pub's atmosphere, go to Rula Bula on Mill Avenue.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I can count with one hand how many times I've been to a Walmart. This is not where I'd normally go to get groceries or anything during the day. It's one of those rare trips when somebody asks you a favor to pick something up late at night. This isn't where I'd get fruits or meat from. I prefer not getting anything food-related from here. I've bought a stop-watch, pillows, light bulbs and laundry detergent from here. There's a reason why the prices are low here and attract a certain crowd. I'm not a fan of how they run their business so they can sell cheaper products but I also understand why people come here. This place makes me depressed to know this is your American "superstore" where the average Joe spends his money and uses his coupons, etc. Everyone moves so slowly and there is no sense of urgency and order. It's like watching a herd of cows waiting to be slaughtered. Long lines and only a few check-out counters open. What I find puzzling is the even longer line for express check-out. A regular check-out counter with 5 people with carts of about 30 items vs express check-out lane with 10 people with 20 items or less. Hmmmm... The layout doesn't make too much sense. People hog lanes and they will not move. It looks dirty and blah. I got plenty of reasons why I avoid Walmart. Sad place. I would normally linger in a store because I get mesmerized by colors but Walmart doesn't do it for me. "I need to get out of here quick!!!" I was telling our Social Worker in the office about my experience and she was like "girl, what were you doing there on Welfare Check Day?" - like I would know that information?
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
I love hot dogs but this is just too much in just a slender bun. It's not even a hot dog anymore when you have to cut it with a knife and eat it with a fork since it's too much stuff going on trying to fit in your mouth. The shoe strings chili cheese fries are really good.