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An example of an negative review: I really really wanted to like this place. It is one of the few take out joints in the neighborhood and the prices are reasonable. The food - average. The service - atrocious. I have eaten there three times and give the cafe three strikes (I won't be going back) Strike One - - Walked in and a customer was having an argument with a young lady behind the counter. The issue was that the customer had ordered 18 sandwiches for a business lunch and when they arrived there were only 16. I heard the counter girl say: "There were 18 sandwiches when the tray left here" and the customer (who was trying to get the full order for a lunch meeting that had already started) said "I'm not lying. If I had wanted 20 sandwiches I would have ordered 20...but I wanted 18 and got 16". The order was reluctantly filled and the customer looked like she had been interrogated by the Maricopa County Sheriff Dept. Strike Two -- One of the items on the menu is a tuna salad which includes swiss AND cheddar cheese. I called in an order the first time and asked if that could be made with ONLY cheddar. The girl said yes and made the salad. When I called back three days later I ordered the same salad, also only cheddar cheese and was told that the cheese comes pre-packaged (hmmm) and the cheddar couldn't be separated from the swiss. I mentioned that I had it that way a few days before and she said "I have to slice it that way"...and I said "can you?" and the response was "I don't want to". So much for the customer always being right, eh? She reluctantly agreed to do it, but when I picked up the salad got a little bit of attitude and thought to myself "I drove past another deli (The Lunch Lounge) to get here and I don't need to put up with ANY attitude when I have choice in salads and lunchmeat! Strike Three - Ok, maybe I'm a little harsh on this but I hate it when someone can't make change. As I was paying the last time I was in there the bill totalled something like $11.97. I gave the young woman at the cash register $20.02. My change back was $7.04. Of course she had to open the cash register to make the proper change - and she seemed perturbed at me for giving her the extra two cents...like it was my fault that she couldn't make change. I don't know if there is a manager who is ever at this location (I didn't see anyone who appeared to be a "boss" when I was there)...but barring that just a nice lesson in customer service would go a long way. I don't think I will be back...

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An example of an positive review: This is the place I imagine sneaking into on an evening spent with that charming someone who captures your heart with the slightest smile. Late spring, strolling along the cobblestone streets window shopping when the sky darkens, and the clouds open up. Huddled under an umbrella, his arm around you to warm you from the sudden chill, you scamper down the few steps and duck into the warmth of Girasole. You're immediately greeted like family; with a glow in the background as if a huge fire were burning. The small space is filled with lovely folks laughing, and sharing wine; eyes twinkling as they listen to the live music being played by the gentleman walking around strumming his guitar singing loudly. The menu is simply simple Italian. The wine list is the sweet red table wine offered immediately after you sit down. The desserts are so worthy of the extra calories. Home made and delightful. Almost as tasty as that good night kiss.

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An example of an negative review: It wasn't even busy, but for some reason or another, we had to wait for 20 minutes before water was served then another 15 minutes for our order to be taken, The shrimp pasta dinner was good, but the potato appetizer was like runny warm potato salad. In summary, the service was horrible and the food was mediocre. My friends and I won't be dining there ever again.

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An example of an negative review: I went to Hard Rock Cafe for the first time with a coupon for a $4 meal. (Legenary burger, fries, and soft drink) The only positive is that the food was alright. It was good for the $4 I paid, but not the $15+tax and tip it was normally. The cons: - The customer service was laughable. Our waiter come up to my guest and I, who both had empty drinks at the time, and said "Good? Good?" with thumbs up. My guest asked for a refill and specified that I needed one, too. Later in the meal when both of our drinks were totally empty again, I asked for a refill. He only brought one for me, so my guest and I shared my drink. He clearly couldn't care less. - The burger was dry, like it was previously frozen. It definitely didn't taste fresh. - The veggies on the side to put on the burger weren't crisp. I usually like lettuce on my burger, but not their wilted lettuce. - The fries weren't seasoned and they weren't anything special. I'd compare them to Wendy's fries. - The music videos they play are awful. For being the Hard Rock Cafe you'd think that they'd play some well known rock stuff. ...nope... my guest and I were there for almost two hours and there was only one song we recognized. While I'm not a music expert, my guest is. To top it off, their bad music is so loud that you have to yell to talk to someone across the table. I expected loud music at the Hard Rock Cafe, but not bad loud music.