You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Let me give you an example: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
The answer to this example can be: 2 stars
Here is why: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

OK. solve this:
Cheap hotel/resort at the start of the Strip. Thinking you're closer than you are to it because of it's blinding light. Pyramid soap?! Yep... it's Luxor.

My friends and I here stayed for a weekend during a conference and it was fine. We booked a room in the East Tower with two full sized beds but stuffed six of us into the room (hey, that's what you do in Vegas if you're a grad student...). If you're planning on stuffing people into rooms, definitely consider a tower room since the pyramid is a bit smaller.

The decor is a bit older than most other hotels so it felt a bit gaudy. I'm into Egypt and all, but the alarming number of hieroglyphics on the walls scared me. Also, Carrot Top's face sprinkled all over is enough of a scare as well.

Plus, people here don't know how to party. We were chastised for being too loud by the hotel staff twice in a span of two minutes because both rooms next to us called and complained... at MIDNIGHT on FRIDAY NIGHT. wooo.... definitely tells you about the demographic of the people staying here.

So hotel is cheap. Self-parking is available and manageable, but during winter, can be a bit uncomfortable walking there from the main hotel. Bring a jacket!
Answer:
3 stars