Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
The redhead gives a resigned nod. She

Ex Output:
marches a pack.

Ex Input:
The lady puts contacts lens into her eye ball. The lady

Ex Output:
puts out contact solution on the credit lens.

Ex Input:
As the boys gape, it bounced to a branch high over their heads. The piglet

Ex Output:
swats them for a few minutes.