Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We want for lunch this afternoon with a party of eight a few people ordered soup and when the soup came no spoon. It took ten minutes to get a spoon they are understaffed. We order angus burgers, fired chicken, steak and eggs, meatloaf, soup, and chicken wings. The only good thing from all that food was the wings. They should hire more people with more training and change the menu and chef. I am a Seven Star Member and have been to a lot of restaurant in Vegas and the food and service here is bad.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Huh, I must really be missing something here. This was so not the 5-star experience I was expecting based on previous reviews. Perhaps I just don't enjoy getting my nails done as much as the other ladies of Gilbert. We came here on a early weekday afternoon, and it was packed! I counted at least 15 customers in the salon. The manager was very friendly. We picked out our colors during our short wait, and I was pleased they carried lots of Essie and OPI colors. My nail tech was bad. First, she had the water scalding hot in the foot tub. The pedi was on the painful side, and the leg scrub they used in an unmarked bottle seemed kind of sketchy. She was rude about the light color nail polish that I chose (because it required an extra coat?), and she made an insulting remark about my unshaved legs. Sorry, but I come from an infectious diseases background, and I'm not going to risk getting a bacterial or fungal infection from the pedicure tub. The manicure was bad too. She nicked my cuticles in a couple places, and the harsh chemicals used gave me a ton of hangnails the next day. She started filing my nails into a square shape without even asking my preference. The techs also ask for payment before the manicure starts which is awkward. If this trip to Elite Nails served no other purpose, it helped cement in my mind that I don't like strip mall nail salons, and I am better off paying twice as much at an upscale day spa. **update- I had to take this review down to one star after seeing what has happened to my nails after this manicure (see picture). I must be having a reaction to some chemical that they use. My nails are starting to separate from the nail beds. Doesn't look good. I've never had this problem with any previous manicure.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Went to Maestro svp this weekend while in Montreal. Came across it online and it seemed to have good reviews. I can confirm that those reviews were completely accurate! The food was delicious, the atmosphere stylish yet welcoming, and the service was more the pleasant. We had crab cakes which were without a doubt the best I've ever had and I've had a lot! We had the scallop appetizer and it was also super tasty and flavourful, albeit there was only 3 on the plate, the flavour more than made up for it. We then had a couple dozen oysters. They have a happy hour where NB oysters are only $16 for a dozen and then we ordered another dozen of other types of oysters. All were delicious and fresh. Finally we initially were going to order some fish but realized that we went on their all you can eat mussel night. Amazing! I think it was around $20 for the all you can eat! Can't beat the price plus they had 3 different sauces that you could order. A different sauce with each round if you wanted. My fav was the white wine sauce. It was lovely. It looks like they also had a nice menu of fun and interesting cocktails but alas I was unable to indulge that night. Definitely recommend this place to anyone who likes seafood and fish! I will go back again next time I'm in Montreal!