In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Example Input: Fact1: Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker, Fact2: military businessman R.J. Hacker had closed down weapons manufacturing plant, Fact3: President 's suggestion of war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd, Fact4: American sheriff Bud Boomer criticizes Canadian beer while attending hockey game between neighboring nations in Niagara Falls, Fact5: Stuart in collects more information about Canada turn
Example Output: Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker G. D. Spradlin, who had closed down his weapons manufacturing plant, Hacker Dynamics. At a conference held at the former plant, he pins the blame for the shutdown of his business on the current President of the United States Alan Alda, who has just arrived. The President defends his own belief that the future of the children is more important than war, which has caused major decline in his approval rating. After the conference, he expresses to confidantes General Dick Panzer Rip Torn and National Security Advisor Stuart Smiley Kevin Pollak his discontent about not having an enemy to engage in war. An attempted negotiation with Russian President Vladimir Kruschkin Richard E. Council to start a new cold war with Russia fails, and the Presidents suggestion of a war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd. Serendipitously, American sheriff Bud Boomer John Candy offensively criticizes Canadian beer while attending a hockey game between the neighboring nations in Niagara Falls, Ontario. The ensuing brawl ends up on the news and catches Stuarts attention; Stuart, in turn, collects more information about Canada from a CIA agent named Gus Brad Sullivan, who suggests Canada as their new enemy. Before long, television channels are littered with antiCanada propaganda, which Boomer believes wholeheartedly. He prepares for war by distributing guns to his fellow sheriffs, including his girlfriend Honey Rhea Perlman and their friends Roy Boy Kevin J. OConnor and Kabral Jabar Bill Nunn. After they apprehend a group of Americans dressed as Canadians attempting to destroy a hydroelectric plant, despite Guss protests, they sneak across the border to litter on Canadian lands, which leads to Honey being arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. In a rescue attempt, Boomer, Roy Boy and Kabral sneak into a Canadian power plant and cause a countrywide blackout. When the President learns of this, he orders Boomers immediate removal from Canada before its too late. Hacker, seeking revenge on the President for shutting down his business, uses a software program Hacker Hellstorm to activate missile silos across the country. The President learns that the signal causing the activation of the silos originated from Canada, and summons Hacker. Hacker offers to sell a program to the President that can cancel out the Hellstorm for 1 trillion. With only six minutes left, the President is trying to figure out whats going on. Stuart, fed up with the President being too busy to give Hacker the money, realizes that Hacker, getting up to leave, is the one controlling the silos, not Canada, and, after storming up, takes the operating codes from him required to stop the Hellstorm accidentally killing Hacker in the process. The President orders Stuarts arrest, despite his protests that he is now able to give the codes to the President so they could deactivate the missiles which are aimed at Moscow. As the launch time approaches the President pleads with Canadian Prime Minister Clark MacDonald Wallace Shawn over the phone to stop the launch. Meanwhile, Honey was taken to a mental hospital upon her capture and escaped all the way to the CN Tower. She discovers the central computer for the Hellstorm located at the top and destroys it with a machine gun, aborting the launch sequence. She then reunites with Boomer, who had tracked her to the Tower, and they return to the United States via a speedboat. An ending montage reveals the characters fates: Boomer realizes his dream of appearing on Cops; Honey has been named Humanitarian of the Year by the National Rifle Association; the President was defeated in the next election by a large landslide and now hosts Get Up, Cleveland; Stuart served eight months in prison, but was pardoned by the new President; General Panzer committed suicide after learning that Hogans Heroes was fictional; Gus was last spotted heading to Mexico; R.J. Hackers body has been viewed daily at Republican National Headquarters; Kabral has become a hockey star, winning the Hart Memorial Trophy three years in a row; Roy Boys whereabouts become unknown; and MacDonald is still ruling with an iron fist.

Example Input: Fact1: car salesman cheats customers even to point of overcharging own pastor, Fact2: Austin teaches rotund salesmen to do likewise, Fact3: Jay becomes convicted prompting him to change business practices, Fact4: Business continues to be brisk, Fact5: Jay 's wife and son see latest development on television
Example Output: Jay Austin Alex Kendrick is a car salesman who consistently cheats his customers, even to the point of overcharging his own pastor. He teaches his rotund salesmen, Bernie Meyers Tracy Goode and Vince Berkeley Treavor Lokey, to do likewise. Jay occasionally attends church, but only because his wife Judy Janet Lee Dapper wants him to go. He also fakes giving a donation to the church. His relationships with his wife and son Richie Hunnewell, who both disapprove of his dishonesty, deteriorate. In addition he is facing foreclosure on his lot by the bank. Jay becomes troubled in his conscience, and one day while flipping television channels, he sees a pastor preaching that youre in the shape youre in today because of the choices youve made. Jay becomes personally convicted and becomes a bornagain Christian, prompting him to change his business practices. Jay apologizes to his pregnant wife and his son and decides to sell cars honestly from that point on. However, he is now thousands of dollars in debt and facing the loss of his dealership if he cant catch up on his payments to the bank. Jay decides not to worry about his situation and to let God handle it, telling the Lord that it is His lot. After the two rotund salesmen, whose interactions often provide comedy, leave over a disagreement about the newly reformed business practices, a young, innocentlooking newcomer Kevin Cantrell Daniel Titus comes to Jay to work for six weeks and asks him questions, such as how he sells cars. Jay answers by saying, Just sell the car to them by its real price and God will decide. Sales are honest, but the amounts are mediocre at best. Kevin leaves after the six weeks, but later Jay sees himself on television as part of a news investigation on car dealerships. Kevin was a carefully concealed undercover agent investigating which car dealers cheat, and the report says that Jay Austin Motors was the only honest dealership among them. The next day Jay comes to the lot and sees many people there to buy his cars. Jay even has to call his wife to help sell all the cars on the lot that day. The total of the sales above the cost of the cars is enough to cover what the banker demanded, who comes later that day and wonders where all the cars have gone. Business continues to be brisk, and then Jay begins to feel convicted in his conscience about his dishonesty during the prior two years that he had been in business, and with his wifes encouragement decides to make restitution to all the customers he had overcharged. He also finds that the amount due them was the same as the profit he had after expenses and salaries. Shortly thereafter, Jay is asked to do another live television interview, this time from reporter Hillary Vale Lisa Arnold of WALBTV. On camera, Jay sees his now former employee Bernie saying that Jay Austin is a cheater, leading Hillary to say viewers will have to make up their own mind. However, many of his old customers presumably all seeing the news to whom Jay had just made restitution wasted no time to visit the lot to tell Hillary that there is more to the story. Hillary broadcasts an update 30 minutes after the prior live newscast to reflect the lots new visitations. At home Jays wife and son, who had been praying for Jay since the first report, also see this latest development on television, and then his wife starts to feel contractions. Jay exits the lot and rushes home to bring his wife to the hospital. She gives birth to a girl named Faith, to stand as a living reminder of Jays newfound faith in God. At the end of the film, Jay drives away with his son in his 1958 Triumph TR3, an acquisition at the beginning of the film, which Max Walter Burnett, his mechanic, had repaired with a newly installed flywheel thus the films title.

Example Input: Fact1: Wayne Beering and Buck Dolby are best friends renting together, Fact2: people earn thousands of dollars in matter of days, Fact3: Jack becomes partner in business, Fact4: Haggerty is under federal indictment and threat to business, Fact5: Sokoloff 's nephew story that took money
Example Output:
In 2004 Houston, Jack Harris drives with several million dollars in a duffel bag to deliver to Russian mobsters, worried about the safety of his wife Diana and their children. In 1997 Los Angeles, Jack has a reputation for solving problems, and helps a sick friend comanaging a nightclub. Wayne Beering and Buck Dolby are best friends renting together. The drugaddicted friends are discussing pornography and Wayne asks why you cannot buy porn on the internet. Buck, a former NASA scientist, takes 15 minutes to create a program to allow online credit card transactions to charge people for looking at porn on their website. They earn thousands of dollars in a matter of days. Needing more porn they approach Nikita Sokoloff, a Russian mob boss who owns a local strip club, who agrees to 25 of their business in return for letting them photograph and film his strippers. Buck and Waynes website is successful and they party in Las Vegas while neglecting to make payments to Sokoloff. Jack has made the L.A. nightclub a success and attracts the attention of Jerry Haggerty, a crooked lawyer hired by Wayne and Buck to sort out their problem with Sokoloff. Jack meets the friends and becomes a partner in the business, but not wanting to be a pornographer recommends they instead they become middle men and take a cut of the money transfers. Jack pays off Haggerty 200,000, knowing Haggerty is under federal indictment and a threat to the business. Sokoloffs nephew comes to collect his 400,000 profit, but when he threatens to kill Jacks family, one of Jacks body guards punches his head so hard that he starts bleeding from his ear and falls dead. Jack and his partners dump the body in the ocean and fabricate a story that Sokoloffs nephew took the money and ran. Sokoloff is skeptical, but agrees to let it pass in return for an increase to 50 of the partnership. Jack expands the business by focusing on the online credit card billing services. They create a billing company called 247 billing.com, becoming the titular Middle Men for other internetbased porn providers. The billing business is making hundreds of millions of dollars within a year. Jack becomes addicted to the money, sex and power of his new lifestyle, spends little time with his Houston family and starts a relationship with porn star Audrey Dawns. Haggerty, bitter that Jack cut him out of what has become a multimilliondollar partnership, schemes to take over the company. He manipulates the foolish Wayne and Buck to work with Denny Z, providing billing services for Dennys websites which include child pornography. Audreys live stream porn site is watched by an international web of terrorists, which the US government uses to track and arrest or kill the terrorists. The FBI asks for Jack and Audreys help to expand their terrorist hunt, but Wayne and Buck fear that Jack is meeting with the FBI to turn them in for the murder of Sokoloffs nephew and the child porn. The two confide in Haggerty about killing Sokoloffs nephew, which Haggerty uses to incite Sokoloff to make a move on Jack. When Jack finds out that his partners are helping facilitate Denny Zs child porn, he confronts Denny Z at a house party. Jack sees Audrey having sex with two men at the party and realizes how much he misses his family, leading him to break up with Audrey. An FBI agent, appreciative of the help Jack has given the government, warns him that 247billing.com is about to be indicted for supporting child porn. Jacks life is further complicated when Sokoloffs men kidnap his maids son, who they believe is Jacks son. Jack gathers up several million dollars and goes to meet Sokoloff, as seen at the start of the film. Jack is told that the boy will be released if he signs a contract giving his partnership share to Wayne, Buck, Sokoloff, and Haggerty. Jack signs the agreement but asks to backdate it six months, claiming he wants to avoid taxes. Sokoloff kills Haggerty, but lets Jack go in recognition for all the money he has made him. Jacks FBI contact charges, Wayne and Buck with providing billing services for child porn. Jack avoids charges having sold the company before the crime. Sokoloff flees the country. Jack and the maids son return home, and Diane welcomes Jack back.