Goal:
To turn one length of fabric into two smaller pieces that are identical in size, you can
Answer:
Take the original piece of fabric and cut it in half

Goal:
Stretch a spot in snug shoes.
Answer:
Put the new shoes on your feet (chunky socks and all) and blow dry over the tight spot for about 20 to 30 seconds, far enough away that you don't burn your feet. Then, take a quick walk around the room to loosen the shoe material while it's still hot and flexible. When you think they've stretched enough, remove those chunky socks and test them out!

Goal:
microwave
Answer:
heats dinner

Goal:
Freshen up kitchen odor.
Answer:
Throw ice and mint leaf into garbage disposal.