Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Short and sweet: I totally loved the atmosphere of the bar. Crazy 80's aerobics videos playing all around the bar, the swings, the chocolate chip cookies we were offered (gratis) as soon as we walked in, the video game references everywhere... Never seen anything like it, and it was much appreciated. However, the bartender was primarily focused on flirting with first my friend, and then another girl at the bar, and could hardly give the time of day to anybody else he was supposed to be serving. He kept pouring free drinks, which I'm sure some people love but to me is utterly unprofessional - he is blatantly stealing from his employer! The drink selection wasn't anything special, and coupled with the misogyny I learned of after the fact... It was fun to experience once, but I won't be back. And there ya have it.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: wow what a little gem hidden in the mall. I do wish the lobster meat was served warm but it was still alot of meat and tasted fabulous. After a late night of drinking and dancing this will fix you right up!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
My rating is based upon the pushy server a few weeks ago. It was roughly 8pm and because I was the last table for the waitress, she first implied and then directly told me to speed things up. At mid-meal she brought a plastic container (with lid) of iced tea as if I ordered a tea to go (with half my food still on the plate). Bringing the check, she asked me to pay immediately because she was leaving------I said "Don't you close at 10pm?" My guess is she is probably a good server and very efficient, but if she is starting to boss customers around, then it's going to send people away who may not come back (there are a lot of places to eat).....