Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: ***This review is for the bar counter service only*** This is a really hard review for me to write....why? Because I love this place, but last night the service was so bad I have to give it 2 Stars. The Better Half and I enjoy going out to places that offer flights of wine. We enjoy sampling different vineyards without the cost of paying for a full glass of wine. Grape Street is our go to place for this. Normally we dine at a table and enjoy a full meal with our flights. However, last night we decided to go to the bar because we didn't plan to eat. It was a mistake. The bartender's service was horrible. We had to get our own menus. We each ordered a flight of the Zinfandels and glasses of water. Once she poured the flights of wine, she didn't bother to tell us anything about the wine. Normally, they will tell you which glass contains which wine and will give you a brief description of the taste & flavors. She was more concerned with this guy who was sitting at the bar. Keep in mind that there was only 5 people at the bar including my Wife & I when we arrived. Within 20 minutes, there was only 3 of us remaining at the bar.....she spent all of her time chatting up the other customer. Meanwhile, our glasses of water sat empty. I finished my flight before the Better Half finished hers.....that's always the case. I was interested in having another glass and was considering one of the Cabs....however, she was nowhere to be found. The bar was left unattended and who knows where she went. Finally, she appeared with food for the other customer. I waited until she delivered his order, then I flagged her down....she says "Just one second".....then she bolts from the bar.....what the ?? I watched her as she walked around the restaurant and she came back empty handed.....what was so freaking important that you couldn't take a drink order from a customer at the bar? When she finally came over, I asked if I could sample one of the Cabs before I made my decision......she said "sure" and poured me a small sample of the Cab I requested. Then, she walked away to do something else in the back.....didn't she want to know if I wanted to order a full glass? Come on! By this time, the Better Half said screw this.....let's go have a glass of wine somewhere else where we will be served. A server from the restaurant came to the bar, looked over at us and could see we were irritated....asked if we needed anything, I said Check Please. She went in the back and found the bartender....who came over and said "Didn't you want another glass of wine?"......ha, not tonight and not with your crappy service. I paid the check and we were on our way to another place. I didn't get the bartender's name, but she had dirty blond curly hair.....I remember who she is because when we come back, I will be sure to avoid the bar if she's working. This place use to be so much better than this. I don't know what's going on. Will I return? Yes, but will only sit at the bar if she's not the bartender. We'll sit in the dining area if necessary.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Excalibur Hotel is a giant, cheap motel. I have never stayed in any hotel / motel without a coffee maker! What kinda cheap spit is that?! The place wasn't exactly filthy, but it also didn't feel or smell clean. The temperature of the room was either really hot or really cold. The thermostat didn't do an actual, comfortable temperature. The bathrooms are also only okay. Oh, yeah, no free wi-fi, even though it is the year 2014. This place is cheap. That is the best thing about it. I would not likely come here again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Wow ...have been hesitant to come back since under new management. (I new old owner, Anthony, from high school and live sooooo close) But stopped n real fast for my green T fix, since I didn't have time to drive to my fav..xtreme bean. New owner is so nice,he took time and told me all about new menu and different.L Evening events they have started like BYOB and open mic. also live music some weekends....I will b back with my Hubbie to check out new grub offerings soon