Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man cuts the tall grass around a tree. The man
Example Output: swings the ax while the person cuts the wood to carve it.

Example Input: The Archbishop goes to his throne and sits. Instead, a wind musician
Example Output: takes a huge leap through the city.

Example Input: She cradles his dark sideburns and kisses him passionately on the lips. He
Example Output:
continues to shake her up.