Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: So I went across this place on yelp. With all the good reviews me and my bf decide to try it out. When we got there we had to wait 15 min for anyone to come to greet us and once we been seated we had waited another 15 min for a waitress to take our order. The hot tea was like plain hot water. We order two appetizer and two entrees the what so call best egg roll you've ever tasted was like the worst egg roll I've ever tasted in my life it was so soggy inside! The scewred beef was tasteless. The house special chowmein was anything but special. And the shrimp green bean and black bean sauce was terrible the shrimp tasted like dirt and green beans was from a frozen pre cooked bag. So so disappointed . How does this place get such good reviews I don't get it??!
Q: positive

A: Support your local bookstore! Changing hands is amazing!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: We tried this place out last year for spring training and service sucked. Drinks were good, food was good, environment was GREAT, lawn games, tons of seating, just an all around cool place. We weren't happy with our experience, but knew it had potential. Our only complaint was the waitress, so we figured this year we would try it out again. Tonight the restaurant was busy, but not packed. The waitresses were running around like it was their first day and seemed to have no clue what was going on. We weren't starving, so we were ok with waiting for our food. The waitress came back several times saying "im sorry, im sorry, the cooks are busy, its just soo busy!" It took us over an hour to get our food and we had only ordered tacos (it was taco tuesday) and two easy appetizers. The only thing that tasted good was the chicken tacos. The few of us who ordered steak could barely chew through the chunks of meat and even had to spit some out. My taquitos had obviously been sitting under a heat lamp for a long time, my guacamole even had a nice brown crust. After we ate the waitress came out and basically bad mouthed the restaurant saying she would hurry out too "longest wait ever", when it was obvious that most of the negatives we her fault (the people around us had a different waitress, larger groups, and still got food 30 minutes before us). Not professional at all. Its too bad, this place could be really awesome, we would probably go back most nights of our trip, but their staff sucks! I've never written a review before, but this experience compelled me to. Thanks saltys!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Ive been playing golf for seven years at apache wells golf course all year round. I was always pleased with the staff and the condition of the course. Spent alot of money on greens fees with foursomes every week. Up until recently everything was fine until the new management came in and changed alot of personal and policies as well as the price gouging they are currently doing to all there loyal customers. Rates were always less than $39 in peak season and that included tax. Now they want $50 plus tax..i played in their shotgun format for the last six weeks at $40 bucks and the field was empty and now they raise it even higher..i dont mind a business making money..especially on winter visitors but they should remain somewhat loyal to az residence who play their course all year long..looks like ill be playing elsewhere now..there is plenty of nice golf courses i can play for less..pissed off loyal customer.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Can I give 2 different rankings for this place? 5 for the take out beer selection, and 3 for the actual pub. :) Yes, I said take out beer. It could be the coolest thing since drive thru liquor stores (yes they had these in the Midwest) I suggest just heading right to the enormous cooler and selecting from a wide range of micro beers to take home with you. You can choose from Brown bomber bottles, (22oz) to a mix and match 6 pack. The 6 pack costs you 8.50, which is super cheap cheap (what is their a bird in here?) They have the best selection in the area (even better than BevMo) and they have better prices than this macro-chain store. Besides you are supporting a local place, how cool is that? If you decide to stay you can just open your bottle and sit and drink as much as you like. The atmosphere is OK, it's a bit loud and a little bright inside, but you get an eclectic mix of people to watch. Overall I'd recommend just buying and fleeing, but if you decide to stay, you'll have darts and a large screen projection television to keep you busy. I'd say this is my new place of choice to buy my precious precious beer.....
Q: negative

A:
Stayed here a few times years ago. I had a good experience both times until I found a vibrator in the bed. (My glasses fell behind the bed's head board, so I reached down to find them, but instead I found a vibrator.) I was grossed out and lodged a complaint at the downstairs lobby. The concierge refused to believe that we found the vibrator in the bed and instead accused us of planting it in the room to leverage a free stay. Insulting to say the least.