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An example of an negative review: I went to LAX at the Luxor a couple weeks ago on a Friday night. Luckily, I got in on a guest list, otherwise, $40 cover? I would have been pissed. Also, I ordered some water and a friend ordered a Coke and it was $13 for a bottle of water and a Coke! They let WAY too many people in the club. DJ Vice was spinning and he was great (that was about all that I liked about this place)! Too bad it was too crowded on the dance floor to actually dance! The design of the club is terrible. The dance floor is tiny and you have to walk through it to get anywhere. When I was leaving, it took me 45 minutes to get out because it was so packed. People wouldn't / couldn't step out of the way and I started to have a panic attack (ya know, freaking out because what if there was a fire?). I'm glad I didn't have to pay cover, danced with some cute guys, but I would never go back.

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An example of an negative review: Too bad you can't have negative stars. 1 star is a huge compliment for these buffoons. I hit the Double green on Roulette and THEIR system crashes. I complain to the staff and they show me the TINY sign on the machine that says "System Errors void all bets." What a bunch of JERKS. Lost the money I bet and they didn't honor the win. They could easily have rewound the cameras and seen that what I was claiming was true and yet all they did was give me an attitude& treated ME like I was the one who was wrong even though I had TWO eye witnesses sitting right next to me. WHAT JERKS!!!!!

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An example of an positive review: BBQ Pulled Pork sliders with a side of slaw. OMG - so good. Not too tangy. Perfect with not too creamy cole slaw. Hubby had an amazing chicken wrap. I should have ordered that. Snacks is a perfect little stop for a 'cheaper' meal in Vegas, or just a, well, snack. Soups, chili, burgers, salads - lots of business goes to the folks stopping by for a little something before heading back to the Sports Book next door. Great little place.

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An example of an negative review: Maybe this rating is a bit harsh. It wasn't that bad. But, I also think that we have ALL been to more authentic pubs which were more comfortable, and offered better fare than this location. I want to give a third star, but, I cannot because it would be misleading when you consider other places that I have given a three star rating. After three visits, here is what I will say and why I am leaving it at two...:-( 1. If you decide to be daring and offer a stilton based boule for a starter...PLEASE ADD STILTON. It cannot be cream cheese with a few crumbs of stilton because those who really love stilton are going to be ordering it JUST for that strong odor and taste. Don't cheat. 2. Two of the three times I visited, you were out of rice for your curry dish. REALLY? Poor planning. And, it is VERY hard for me to give marks on an Irish Pub without tasting its curry. Sadness. 3. Service with a smile. Not a snarl. And although my heavily tattooed server was pleasant with us, she really must have been having a bad night on one of my visits where she had to basically ignore a small group having a birthday because she voiced that they were too " needy". It's their birthday! And they were born in May. One should anticipate some neediness. 4. I have to give you props for the mini yorkshire puddings but technically those are not irish. They are northern England. Hence the name? But they are good. 5. Fisherman's Chowder needs to be less gelatinous and more fishy. You don't need to have corn starch added to the broth. Was this done to once again spread this out and save on fish? Not sure but it was not a winner. It was just not right. 6. The Steak and Mushroom Crock: just ok. Got it twice and found it very salty. I keep wanting to give the place another go. Here's why. I like that there is an attempt to have live music on the weekends. And the spirit of the Irish sing a long is alive there. So, if we can just get some of the food items worked out and some of the people to love their jobs... it could be better. I just know it can. Please?