i'm surprised theodore roosevelt hasn't come back to kick some major @$$. how many other presidents to you know that got shot and still delivered their speech before going to the hospital? if andrew jackson were still around he'd literally be beating these anti-gun fanatics over the head with his hickory cane. you don't get much more serious than a president who said one of this greatest regrets was not killing his own vice president when he had the chance.
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