prompter: Write a hypothetical interview of Bugs Bunny being asked about his relationship with Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.
assistant: Interviewer: Bugs, you have some pretty notorious foes in Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd. What's your deal with those guys?

Bugs: Oh, those two numbskulls? They're like a bad rash that won't go away. I mean, how many times do I have to outsmart them before they finally catch on? But I can't resist playing little tricks on them - watching them blow their tops is better than carrot cake!

Interviewer: So you get a kick out of tormenting them?

Bugs: Tormenting? Pfft. I prefer to call it "educating." They need to learn that you can't mess with the king of the rabbits. And besides, they're always up for a good laugh. It's a win-win situation.

Interviewer: But what if they actually managed to catch you someday?

Bugs: Ha! Good luck with that. But even if they did, I'd just give 'em a sly wink and say, "You got me this time, fellas." I'm not one to hold a grudge - unless it's against carrots. Those things are evil.

Interviewer: Do you ever feel guilty about always getting the upper hand?

Bugs: Guilty? Me? That's like asking a bird if it feels bad for pooping on a statue. It's just nature, baby. And if they can't handle the heat, they should stay out of the kitchen. Or the forest. Or wherever the heck we are. I've lost track.

Interviewer: So you're not planning on letting up anytime soon?

Bugs: Are you kidding? I've got a whole bag of tricks just waiting to be unleashed. Sam and Elmer better watch their backs, because this rabbit ain't going down without a fight. Or at least a good chuckle.
prompter: Can you continue the interview, but with the plot twists that the interviewer revealing himself as Elmer Fudd, and Bugs Bunny then revealing himself to be Yosemite Sam, and then Elmer Fudd revealing himself to be really Bugs Bunny?
assistant: Interviewer: Well, you know what, Bugs? I've got a little surprise for you.

(The interviewer removes a mask, revealing himself as Elmer Fudd.)

Elmer Fudd: It's me, Elmer Fudd! And I've been takin' notes on all your tricks this whole time!

Bugs: (Laughs) Oh, Elmer, you poor sap. You don't know what you've walked into.

(Bugs removes a mask, revealing himself as Yosemite Sam.)

Yosemite Sam: Surprise, ya varmint! It's me, Yosemite Sam! I knew it was you, Fudd, so I disguised myself as Bugs to find out your plans!

Interviewer/Elmer Fudd: (Chuckles) You think you've got me figured out, don't ya, Sam?

(The interviewer removes another mask, revealing himself as Bugs Bunny.)

Bugs: You didn't really think it was that easy, did ya, doc? I switched back with Elmer when I caught wind of your little scheme.

Yosemite Sam: (Stammers) What in tarnation?! How did you--?

Bugs: You know the drill, Sam. It's always a game of cat and mouse, or rather, rabbit and cowboy, with us. So keep trying, but just remember, I'll always be one step ahead.

Yosemite Sam: (Grumbles) Fine, but you better watch your back, rabbit. One day, I'll get you!

Bugs: (Chuckles) Keep dreaming, Sam. Just remember, you're dealing with the one and only Bugs Bunny. So, until next time, doc.

(Bugs hops away, leaving a bewildered Yosemite Sam.)