Is Pat Robertson an Agent of God or... the Other Guy? An Investigation
Pat Robertson
But  Pat Robertson  doesn’t see it that way. In  his  mind  this nation’s unfolding tragedy is a direct fault of people who don’t respect Donald Trump and the American flag enough. Yes  really.
What are Pat Robertson’s possible motives here? While people still fought for their lives after the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history  why did a televangelist feel the need to issue a statement this useless? He wasn’t trying to provide comfort. He wasn’t helping to make sense of the tragedy  because his thoughts here are violently stupid.
Robertson wasn’t trying to be helpful. He was trying to insert himself into a story that had nothing to do with him. He couldn’t help it. He can never help it. Because  Pat Robertson is an evil man .  He ’s been so evil for so long that one has to wonder whose side  he ’s on.
Let’s do a quick topline comparison between Satan  the Prince of Darkness  and Pat Robertson  the Prince of Doddering.
 Robertson  has spent decades lying and obfuscating  throwing  himself  into the middle of discussions in which  he  wasn’t invited  to offer opinions that nobody wanted.  He ’s weighed in on the Iraq War  9/11  sex outside of marriage  Hinduism  the earthquake in Haiti  abortion  and every other topic du jour  tragic or zeitgeist  that can help boost Pat Robertson Awareness.  He ’s thrown  his  fortunes in with warlords  hucksters  and profiteers.
 He ’s claimed  he  can leg-press 2 000 pounds  thanks to the aid of a protein shake.
 Pat Robertson  has built a billion-dollar empire by saying  he ’s a person who knows what God wants other people to do. As host of The 700 Club   he ’s spent thousands of hours on the bleakest television channel preaching to  his  followers about how they can emulate  Jesus   how they can send him money in an extremely holy way. Meanwhile  he has lived a life of wealth and privilege  at the expense of dupes.
What  Robertson  has said about Las Vegas is so much worse than  his  usual praying for attention.  He ’s rebranding cruelty as sanctimony  nastiness as wisdom.  He ’s the answer to the question “What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?”
What’s the difference between  Pat Robertson  and Satan? Satan’s not real. Unfortunately   Pat Robertson  is.
But  [TGT]doesn’t see it that way. In  his  mind  this nation’s unfolding tragedy is a direct fault of people who don’t respect Donald Trump and the American flag enough. Yes  really.
What are Pat Robertson’s possible motives here? While people still fought for their lives after the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history  why did a televangelist feel the need to issue a statement this useless? He wasn’t trying to provide comfort. He wasn’t helping to make sense of the tragedy  because his thoughts here are violently stupid.
[TGT] trying to be helpful. [TGT] was trying to insert [TGT] into a story that had nothing to do with [TGT]. [TGT] couldn’t help it. [TGT] can never help it. Because  [TGT] is an evil man .  [TGT] ’s been so evil for so long that one has to wonder whose side  [TGT] ’s on.
Let’s do a quick topline comparison between Satan  the Prince of Darkness  and Pat Robertson  the Prince of Doddering.
 [TGT]has spent decades lying and obfuscating  throwing  [TGT]  into the middle of discussions in which  [TGT]  wasn’t invited  to offer opinions that nobody wanted.  [TGT] ’s weighed in on the Iraq War  9/11  sex outside of marriage  Hinduism  the earthquake in Haiti  abortion  and every other topic du jour  tragic or zeitgeist  that can help boost Pat Robertson Awareness.  [TGT] ’s thrown  [TGT]  fortunes in with warlords  hucksters  and profiteers.
 [TGT] ’s claimed  [TGT]  can leg-press 2 000 pounds  thanks to the aid of a protein shake.
 [TGT]has built a billion-dollar empire by saying  [TGT] ’s a person who knows what God wants other people to do. As host of The 700 Club   [TGT] ’s spent thousands of hours on the bleakest television channel preaching to  [TGT]  followers about how they can emulate  Jesus   how they can send him money in an extremely holy way. Meanwhile  he has lived a life of wealth and privilege  at the expense of dupes.
What  [TGT]has said about Las Vegas is so much worse than  [TGT]  usual praying for attention.  [TGT] ’s rebranding cruelty as sanctimony  nastiness as wisdom.  [TGT] ’s the answer to the question “What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?”
What’s the difference between  [TGT]and Satan? Satan’s not real. Unfortunately   [TGT]is.