id,title,published_at,duration,views,likes,comments,url,english_transcript,hindi_transcript qagR6i0zf0Y,Baap Ka Ghamand | #TVF #SapneVsEveryone #Shorts,2024-01-09T06:30:25Z,PT48S,25110,1939,17,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qagR6i0zf0Y,, एक आदमी की वजह से एक बाप और उसके दो बच्चों की जिंदगी खराब हो गई और उस बाप का एक बेटा उसी आदमी के जैसा बन जाए तो क्या वह बाप खुश होगा आएगा तेरा मम्मा बकवास करेगा सुननी पड़ेगी मुझे उसकी बकवास मैं जानता हूं कुछ ना कुछ गलत करके तो आया ही होगा अगर तू सही होता ना तेरा मामा 50 गुंडे लेकर क्यों नहीं आ जाता सुनता नहीं मेरा बाप बेटा एक बाप को सबसे ज्यादा घमंड अपनी औलाद से आता है सबसे ज्यादा घमंड औलाद की वजह से ही जाता है vr8D2L2E7qI,One Of the Most Beautiful Scenes from #SapneVsEveryone | #TVF #Emotional,2024-01-08T05:54:08Z,PT35S,19859,1341,20,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr8D2L2E7qI,, तू सुना तेरा कैसा चल रहा है मेरा तो सब अच्छा चल रहा है अच्छा नहीं चल रहा इसीलिए पूछ रही हूं सच सच बता क्या बताऊं सब सही है मम्मी सच्ची कभी बुलाया तो नहीं नाटक दिखाने पर एक्टिंग तो अच्छी करता होगा घर में इतनी बढ़िया कर रहा है [संगीत] dMCzhexup5g,Sapne Vs Everyone | New Web Series | Season Finale Sneak Peek,2024-01-05T12:30:00Z,PT2M39S,1073820,35350,2939,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMCzhexup5g,, [संगीत] मम्मा बाहर चल के बात करते हैं कौन बात करेगा कौन बात करेगा तू बात करेगा तू बात करेगा तू है कौन तू है कौन कीड़े तेरे जैसे ना मेरे घर आकर मेरे दो साल के पोते की ट धोते तू बात करेगा डर जी इसके बाप को बिठा उधर हाथ लगा दिया कर मां कसम छाती पर पै रख के हाथ काट दूंगा राम [संगीत] भने ओ रुक गडर जी बालों से पकड़ कर बिठा [संगीत] इसको व क्या कर रहा [संगीत] है ओ व क्या कर रहा है [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] रुक [संगीत] डागर जी ऑफिस में तेरी मेरी शर्त रह गई थी ना पा 500 की जी किसके थप्पड़ में ज्यादा जान है चल शर्त को पूरा करते हैं जिसके थप्पड़ में बेहोश हो गया ना [संगीत] j fiVWZf3S8nA,Ameer Shabdh Ka Sahi Matlab | Watch #SapneVsEveryone Episode 4 on YouTube | #TVF #Shorts,2024-01-02T06:52:17Z,PT41S,48998,3079,25,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVWZf3S8nA,, [संगीत] भाई गंदी गाली दे दे पर अमीर मत बोलियो लेकिन तूने ही तो कहा था तुझे बहुत पैसा कमाना फर्क है भाई पैसा कमाने में और अमीर होने में पैसा होना जैसे सिगरेट पीना मजेदार पर जैसे कुछ सिगरेट पीने वालों को कैंसर हो जाता है कुछ पैसे वाले अमीर हो जाते हैं और भाई ना कैंसर से भी ब बी [संगीत] है MD2NxvPacz4,Middle class logo ke dukh koi nahi samajta | #SapneVsEveryone #TVF,2023-12-31T11:11:43Z,PT59S,111613,9225,78,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD2NxvPacz4,, पता किसी मिडिल क्लास लोअर मिडिल क्लास इंसान से बदला लेना हो तो क्या करना चाहिए उसको ना अमीरों के मोहल्ले में छोड़ दो रहने के [संगीत] लिए भा उसकी आत्मा ही मर [संगीत] जाएगी वहां हर चीज तुम्हें एहसास दिलाएगी कि तुम्हारे पास कितना कम है और तुम्हें लगेगा तुम शायद गायब हो गए हो किसी को दिख ही नहीं रहे और अगर दिखे तो भाई इंसान की तरह नहीं एक जिंदा शरीर जिससे पैसे देके काम करवाया जा सके यह था मेरे मामा का बदला 0I9NkFoFEd8,Sapne Vs Everyone | New Web Series | EP4 - Sapne Vs Kismat,2023-12-29T12:30:10Z,PT1H18S,3434885,157110,7676,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I9NkFoFEd8," Hey, let go of me. Who are you guys? What are you doing? Leave me. Hey, what are you doing to me? Let me go. Let me go. Run. Catch him. It's not the first time, right? We should have complained long back, buddy. Listen, Prashant. Don't be afraid that if we complain against them, they'll get more angry. It's only because you didn't speak up earlier that they have become more brazen. Prashant. Hence they did it again. And yet, you refuse to complain. Fearing your Principal at school and your parents at home. But what about out there? Out there, Prashant, there's no one who will listen to you. Come on. Get up. On your feet. Come on, get up. Give me your belt. Go on. Take it off. You know, I know of a very talented cricketer who could not become a big cricketer. Because he missed a very important selection match. Only because of the fear that the boys he fought with the previous day might have come back to bash him up. A girl couldn't become an IAS officer because at her coaching centre, some boys used to harass her. She compromised and gave up the best coaching. Many such talented, hard-working, and intelligent kids, Prashant, are unable to fulfill their dreams. For the sole reason that they're unable to fight back. So now, even if you don't do the dream-affirming exercise daily, what I am about to teach you now, you need to practice it daily. You can't fight for your dreams merely with this. Nor with this. At times, you'll have to use this too. So, you won't come from now on? Anjali, seeing something wrong happening and being fully aware of it, either I won't allow it to happen or if I can't do anything about it, I won't stay there. Samarth doesn't deserve the part. Well, everybody knows that you deserve the part. But you know, what's the bright side of this? Theatre is like a hobby for you. And your main focus is your job. Unlike me who is totally dependent on theatre. There's a lot of pressure, you know. For instance, my only focus is on clearing some auditions or getting a part. You know what I mean? You are in a safe space. What happened? Do you plan to move to Mumbai? For acting? Yes. I mean, opportunities in Delhi are so limited, right? I have given it a thought a few times though. But I haven't made up my mind yet. Do you plan to? In a year. For sure. So, you'll look for a job in Mumbai then? Anjali, acting is not a hobby for me. It's my sole purpose in life. I am working right now because I need the money. But I won't keep doing it for long. I see. In that case, it'll be a very difficult decision for you to make. To quit your job and pursue acting full-time. -Right? -Aren't you also doing the same? Yes. But isn't it different for guys? In terms of responsibilities. I mean, aren't you scared? Of the expectations that your family might have from you. I mean, unless you have a fixed income, how can you fulfill those responsibilities? Right? I'm scared of a hell lot of things in life. But to quit everything and pursue acting, this one thought has never scared me. But when something is very difficult and yet, you're convinced that you can do it, it means it's a sign that it wants you to chase it. And who is that? Your destiny. Or perhaps, your stupidity. Just kidding. You remember the climax of the play which Panditji had changed. After you leave the theater he has reverted back to the original climax. -Why? - Dont know. But everyone is guessing that it has something to do with you. What have you thought then? Look, I need the money. Desperately. But if we're inviting any trouble, then tell me right now. Bro, a dealer always sells property to the client at a steep rate. If I sell the same property to that client at a lesser price, then is it a sin? Why are you making me the face of the deal? Do the good deed yourself. Bro, this other dealer is my uncle. If he finds out that I'm stealing his deals, it will spoil our relationship. My uncle and I are quite close. Moreover, he's a very emotional man. He will be heartbroken. Your uncle is dear to you. Yet, you want to slap him. But you're using my hand for it. Bro, just go and ask around about Tilakraj Kukreja. That person is so filthy rich that even for a gas and acidity problem, he books a bed for himself at a 5-star hospital. When you scratch down there, do you care if you lose some hair? No, right? What we're stealing from my uncle is only worth that much. And you'll give me a percentage of the commission you'll get from there? No. There are already many takers for that commission. Today, Shishir will make an announcement in the office. Rajkumar has gotten us a new builder client in Gurgaon. I want all of you to add this client to your selling inventory. Now, the builder has told us that if we don't sell 20 units by this month end, he will replace us. I say let us sell 50 units. And show them why there's Lords at the end of our company's name. Now that you're on notice period, you obviously won't be allowed to sell. But since the client is mine, you can deal with him directly without involving our company's name. But how will I strike the deals? Who will give me the leads? All the leads I get will be yours. I'll achieve my target anyhow. Now, whether you sell in your notice period or after the notice period, even if you sell just five units, a good ten lacs will be all yours. You are my younger brother's namesake. Consider this a gift from an elder brother to a younger brother. Let's get started then. Long live Grover uncle. -Hello, Mr. Rao. -Yes. Who is this? Mr. Rao, last night God appeared in my dream. And said that He wanted me to save your money. -Hello. -Almighty God. Please go on. I'm listening. Mr. Rao, you must've viewed a flat at the Springfield Society. This is the same property. I've already finalised it with Kukreja's firm. -He is duping you, Mr. Rao. -What's your offer? He is giving it to you for 13.50, right? -How's 12.75? -You mean, they were going to screw me and leave me high and dry? All right. How do we go about it now? So, Mr. Rao, I'll get all the paperwork done. And it's a done deal. Mr. Kukreja, that advance Mr. Rao was supposed to send for that flat, he has flipped over now. What is he saying? Actually, sir, we had sold it to him at an added mark-up price. He found out somehow. Now, he's buying it from some other agent. -He can go to hell. -I've a lead for the golf course flat. Sending you the number. This is where your commission lies. Don't let it go. All right. Sir, I want to be a full-time actor. For that, I need to move to Mumbai. Plus, I also need to take care of my mother's treatment expenses. So, I just want to know how I can plan all this financially. Okay, Prashant. Let's start with your emergency planning and then go ahead. -Sonu. -One second, sir. -Yes, sir. -What's the update on the penthouse? That deal is already done, sir. We're expecting the advance this week. Jimmy, the Rao deal commission, when are we expecting it to come? Take a chill pill, uncle. It's on its way. Sir, I can get it for you for eleven. -Eleven? -Yes. They are duping you. Mister, I'm getting a better deal from someone else. -I see. Oh, really? -Actually, way better. Sorry. -But I'm booking the house through him. -Sir, hear me out at least. Bloody hell. Why don't I just crush your skull right now? Jimmy, I swear, man. This scam that I'm pulling for you, if your uncle gets a whiff of it, whenever he does, he's going to tie me naked to his car and drag me around. And you know what's the best part? I won't get bored. Because even you will get dragged along with me. Uncle, is there someone in your office my uncle trusts the least? Yes, there's one douche. Why? Let's get you an insurance. Hello. Hello. Hey, RV. Hey, RV. My phone just conked off while I was talking to my wife. Can I have your phone? I need to call her. -You've memorized your wife's number? You are being funny.! Now, come on. Give it to me. Can you hear me? Hello. Hello. Hello, Suman. Okay, listen, Suman. Don't cut the call. Hold the line. I'll call you back again. Okay, bye. Yes, hello. My friends are coming over this evening. Make chicken for them. Okay. I'll get it on my way home. All right then. Do you need anything else? Do we have salt at home? Fine. Okay, then. Come on. Why are you getting irritated now? Don't get angry over silly reasons. Thank you. This boy, he has proved that you are limited only by your desire. Because so far, just for this month, his bonus is twenty-two lacs. Sir, this is the third deal that has got cancelled in the nick of time. Except Ram Vilas, Mr. Grover, I, and Mr. Singh, we've all lost a deal each. And most importantly, all the three deals have gone to the same company. I knew it. That's exactly what I was telling them. -Someone has been leaking information. -What's the name of the company? Property Lords. -Oh, Property Lords. -Mr. Kukreja, find out who the mole is. Whoever is leaking the information from our side, he is dead meat for sure. And the one taking all the information, he will be dead meat too. -Grover. Find out who the head of this company is. -Yes. -Sure, sir. -Sir, I spoke to him two days ago. It's someone called Shishir. I did ask him as to why he was shoving his nose in our deals. But he started in English saying, don't call me. I'll call the police. I said I'm calling from Mr. Kukreja's office. Don't you know him? -Then? -Then he again blabbered in English. Tell Kukreja to **** himself. He cussed at you. I know, you pimp. I know it's a cuss word. Sorry, sir. So when he said, tell Kukreja to **** himself, what did you say to him? He just cut the call after saying that. But you must've called him back again, right? I'm sure you felt bad that he abused me. Yes, I did call him again. But he didn't answer. Didn't answer. Okay. Had he answered your call, what would you have said to him? I would've given him an earful. I would've said, listen you wild dog. I will... He used some other cuss word in English for me, didn't he? Tell Kukreja to **** himself. Won't you also swear back at him in English? Which school did you go to? -Sir, Colonel Academy. -I see. Grover, isn't that an English medium school? -Yes, sir. -Yes, it's an English medium school. So, it's an English medium school. They're all agreeing to it. So, come on. Speak in English then. You listen. You dog. No respect. Some manners? Or I will teach. You dog. Who are you? Are you saying Mr. Kukreja **** himself? Mr. Kukreja **** yourself. -Continue. Keep going. Dagar. -You... You *******. -Yes, sir. -Get a car full of our men. -We're going to Property Lords. Listen. -Okay, sir. -Get three cars with our men. -Okay, sir. It'll be done. -Go on. -You... You auntfucker. -You... -************? Sonu. Your late father must be hearing your English up there. And he must be reminiscing, how he broke his ass to pay your English medium school fees. He must be cursing himself. He must be telling God. O' God, please allow me to go down there only for five minutes. I need to clobber my son 500 times in five minutes. On his face. You ********. Two days ago, a two-bit company's two-bit head cussed at me, Tilakraj Kukreja. And you pimp, you're telling me this today? Do you have any idea how much he must have cussed at me in two days? Come on. My humiliation aside, for your father's departed soul to be at peace, slap it on your face. Go on, do it. That's one for me. Now, for your father, 499 more. Without any break. Get started. How does it feel? What you would've earned in three months, you earned in just ten days. How do you feel earning in ten days what I earn in a year? This was just a six, bro. I'm aiming for a century now. Then I'll be at par with Sachin's hundred centuries. What can be at par with Sachin's hundred centuries? You'll know. My masterplan. Mission Money. What's mission money? First, you tell me. -What will you do with this money? -It's decided. My financial adviser has drawn up a plan. First of all, I need to get life insurance. -My family is dependent on me. -Okay. Then once I get the money, he has advised me to put it in an FD. He has told me to increase my emergency funds. That's it for now. After three months, he will tell me more. Why do you need a financial adviser? It's your money. Do what you want. Why do you need a coach then? You have the bat. Hit wherever you want. You won't be able to, right? Expert coaching is needed in some aspects of life. Why are all the guys named Prashant so cute? What happened to Prince? That moron didn't know how to ride a scooter properly. He was driving dad back home from a wedding. And met with an accident. Who else is there in your family? My dad. And your mom? My dad killed her. What? That's what my uncle used to say. He still does. -Dagar. -Yes. -Find out who is Shishir here. -Yes. -Come out, mister. Just come out. -Who the hell are you? Look at him quizzing me. Tell me. -Dagar. -Yes, sir. -Give him a chair. -Have a seat, mister. No, it's okay. I'm fine here. Tell me, what is it? When we're talking to you so politely, what's with this attitude of yours? Our boss is in a very good mood today. That's why he is being nice to you. Or by now, he would've first used his fists and kicks and then used words. Understood? Now, go and sit. Kavita, call security. Tell me. Oh, no. Why are you sitting there? You should be here. Down here. No. I'm fine here. -Dagar. Make him sit here. -Yes, sir. Let's wrap it up quickly. So that everybody can go home on time. Make themselves a few drinks, have dinner and then go off to sleep. -My uncle says so. -But is it true? My mom had a stomach infection. We used to get unclean water where we lived. And to get her treated, my dad got her admitted to a nearby clinic. The doctor wasn't good. But he was cheap. Things took a bad turn. And mom died. Now, my uncle says that his sister died because my father was poor. And to be poor is one's own fault. What do you think? Is a man responsible for his own poverty? If yes, then is my uncle right? That my father killed my mother. Is that why you want to be rich? Bro, cuss at me any way you want but don't use the word, rich. But didn't you say you wanted to earn a lot of money? There's a difference, bro, between making money and being rich. Making money is like smoking a cigarette. Addictive. But just like some smokers get cancer, some well-to-do people become rich. And let me tell you. Being rich is even worse than getting Cancer. Have you ever been around rich people, Prince? -Yes. I often meet such clients. -No, no. Not meeting. I'm talking about living. 24 hours a day. For eight years. I have. My brother and I have. My dad took us to him after our mom passed away. My uncle said, Get out of this sewer-like house. Come and live with me in Ameerpuri, Defence Colony. My sister's children will live in a good house. They'll go to an elite school. They'll grow up with rich kids. You know what's the best way to seek revenge from a middle-class person? Leave him to survive in a neighbourhood of rich people. His soul will instantly die. Everything there would make you feel that you have a scarcity of everything. And you would feel as if you are invisible. And you are visible to no one. And if someone can see you, they don't take you as human. They take you as a living creature who can work for you in exchange for money. That was my uncle's revenge for his sister's death. To my dad. And us. First of all, you took away a few clients of mine. That too you were being too smart about it. That's wrong. It won't happen after today. Say that you have understood it. Someone can gain business only when someone loses it. That's the first rule of business. Look, brother. I will slap you at least a couple of times. That's what I had decided before coming here if you agree with me nicely. If you don't listen to me, then it might go up to a thousand slaps. They are just numbers. And the numbers are infinite. Come on. Say it. Do it. Look, if I tell everyone that I won't take away their business like you, then how would I run the business? -What's your name? Jaiprakash Hawana. -Jaiprakash. You need to shoot his family members. Can you do it, Jaiprakash? I shot the minister at your command. How much money will you take? As much as you like. Please just take care of the diet. JP, you might go to jail as well. I am more than happy to go there. A couple of my brothers are always there. They are comfortable there. We will play Ludo nicely. Do you get it now? I don't even know him. He is willing to kill your family members at my command. The business will come and go. **** all this talk. Save all this talk for a businessman. I am a full-time goon. I am a part-time businessman. -Dagar, it looks like he understood it. -Yes, it seems so. Come on. Second of all, the information is getting leaked from my office and it's reaching you. Tell me his name. A salesperson got it. I will ask him and let you know. -Dagar, give him my phone number. -Yes. Okay. Call me by tonight and let me know. Come on. You are ready to receive the remaining slaps, right? -Dagar. -Yes. Will you slap him? Let it be. He will die if I slap him. What do you mean? He will die if you slap him. But he won't die if I slap him. What is that supposed to mean? -Let's have a bet. -Okay. -Let's place a bet of 500 rupees. -Okay. It will be fun now. Move your head a little. Let it be. If he dies, who will call me? We can slap him anytime we want. By calling him to the office. Come to the office when we call you. Say that you got it. I got it. He got it. Look at him. Let's go. You got it? Well done. Let's go. No more cutting his deal from now on. And the one who is leaking information from his company, I need his name right now. To tell you the truth, you are getting scared for no reason, brother. He is my uncle. I know him. He scared you as he wanted to do that. -He won't do anything more than that. -Listen. I don't get scared so easily. That man was sitting half a foot away from me today. And what I felt... Your uncle is pure evil. He meant every fucking single word he said. Just do what I am asking you to do now. Give me the name of the contact. -I have a solution. -**** your solution. You have no ******* idea what took me to build this office. I left my home. I left my family and everything else. I could have taken your name but I didn't. Now, give me the name of that contact. I can't do that. If I give you his name, he would get to know about me as well. And that can't happen. You didn't give away my name because I am your hen who lays golden eggs. You know that you won't get anything if you give me away. But slowly and gradually, there are infinite golden eggs. This is your commission for the 14 flats of the builder that we sold. 1 crore and 40 lac rupees. Brother, listen to my solution now. Just listen to my solution once. -Yes, dad. I was going to the site to meet a client. -Where are you? Come home now. Dr. Khanna called from the hospital. He said that he needed to talk about the PET scan they ran last week. Come soon. So, the PET scans that were done last week, they are not looking good. The cancer cells have spread to the liver. Are they spreading? They should have reduced by now as the chemotherapy has been going on for so long. Yes, sure. That's always the aim. But chemotherapy doesn't work the same way for everyone as expected. Sir, so do we have to get another surgery down now? The surgery is not possible for this, son. But you just said that the cells are spreading to the liver. We have to do something. We can do a second line of chemotherapy. But the probability is low. I don't get it. The probability is low for what? Take care of her. Spend as much time with her as possible. She has perhaps four to six months more. Dad. I will be back in two minutes. You always used to say that you would call me when you play the lead role in the play. I will come this time. I have decided that I will wear a T-shirt in which it will written in bold, Hero's Mother. Sir, do you know that I have decided my dream? Wow. That's amazing. Will you tell me now? I will become a hero when I grow up. I will take my mom to the movie theatre to show her my film. Keep this dream safe. It won't be easy. I want to rejoin the play again, Panditji. Yes. Sure. Why not? You are welcome. The actors have been finalized for all the roles. You can join the backstage team. Panditji. Just one show. One show. The show which will take place first. I want to play the main role in that. What? Just one show, Panditji. Prashant, do you realise how stupid you are sounding right now? No. You are not understanding, Panditji. Panditji, if my mom can't see me perform on the stage even for once, then all this is worthless to me. Mumbai. Films. Best actor in the world. All these things won't mean anything if my mom can't see me perform on stage even for once. No. That's fine. Panditji. She doesn't have much time. Let me do the show which will take place first. Should I ask the actor to give his role to someone else who has been practising it for so long? That's not fair. Well, do this. If you feel so, then try talking to Samarth once. It's fine if he agrees to it. I can't do anything personally. Panditji. I still can't believe how much money could there be in the envelope which could buy the conscience of a pure man. -Yes, uncle. -Jimmy, where are you? Why weren't you answering the call? I have come to the washroom thrice in half an hour to talk to you. -What happened? -What would happen? Your uncle is holding everyone captive in the office. Till your boss sends the name of the person who leaked the information. You spoke to your boss, right? Bro, I am really scared right now. Everything is okay, uncle. Have fun. Uncle will get the name. Along with the screenshot that you sent. This chapter will close right here. Grover. Yes. -Listen. -Yes, sir. -Shree. -Yes. Go home, all of you. -Driver. -Yes. Make RV lie down on the road and start the drill. He will be tied next to the car. Go. Don't kill him. You need to drive the car over his legs. You need to smash his knees. That's fine. We will smash them. It's our job to break bones. Daga, what are you saying? Sir, I didn't do anything. Daga, leave me. Let go of me, Daga. -Daga, leave me. Sir, I didn't do anything. -Come. -Sir. -Come. Let go of me, Daga. What are you doing? Mr. Kukreja, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I swear. Sir. Mr. Grover. Sir, let me go. Sir, I have kids at home. Daga, leave me. Samarth. Can we talk, bro? Do you want to talk to me? Yes, bro. Just two minutes, please. I will see you, babe. -Yes. -Jimmy, Kukreja came with his goons. He beat up uncle badly. He got his legs broken. He found out that uncle was giving you information. He is going to your place now. Bro, that doesn't make any sense. If you want her to see you perform, you can play any part. You're asking for a lead role. What does it have to do anything with your mother? It has everything to do with my mother. I want her to see my best when she sees me on stage. How does it impact people when her son performs on the stage? And that he can play the lead role. That I can do it. The lead role. Who is it? -Who is it? -Dad. -Uncle is coming. -Why? Let's leave right now. Why should I leave? It's my home. Oh, so, that which happens with every thief is happening with you. The fraud gets caught and the thief has to escape. And his family along with him. No. I won't escape. Dad, after mom passed away, uncle called us to the defence colony to him. Then he gave the entire top floor to us. And made you a partner in his firm. He got my brother and me admitted to a nice school on Barakhamba Road. And he took everything back after a year. So, you must have realised that uncle is not doing all this for our betterment. He is doing all this to insult you. -So? -So, when you realized it after a year, why were we still there in the rich colony for eight years? I need an answer. I am sorry, bro. I understand. I can't let go of it so easily. My parents are also coming to watch the play, right? But maybe it will be the last time for my mom. You know that you didn't earn this part. Your dad bought it for you. What did you say? Tell me, fucker. Say it again. I found out that you were an AD in the set of Imtiaz Ali. You didn't leave. You were asked to leave instead. Because you were disgusting in acting. Then comes the one who is half as talented as him. He humiliates the talented one badly. And asks him to clear his path as he is going to receive the trophy. The talented one moves aside. He goes ahead and takes the trophy. The talented one stands at the back. He doesn't say anything or fight back. It's not your fault, bro. You are from this world. And this world is ******* mean. I didn't know how to become rich. I thought that maybe both of you will learn something in the company of rich people and become successful. It's fine then. We stayed with rich people. We learn how to loot. And how to be fraudulent. People are worth nothing. Yet, they ****** show off. And I am becoming successful now. So, what's the problem? Dad, we stayed there for you. We learn it because of you. I don't understand what your problem is. Yes. That was my mistake. That place was not right. So, we came back. So, we came back. So, it's fine. So, it's done. Forget those eight years now. So, should I forget those eight years? Dad. I was 14 years old and my brother was nine. We washed dishes at our friend's place on his birthday. His mom made us wash them. Because she considered us as beggar's children, among those rich people. And we washed them by taking 50 rupees for it. Because we had to go to the mall with the same kids the next day. To have a burger. So, you tell me. Why shouldn't I earn money? And why shouldn't I exact revenge on these rich people? And my ******* uncle because of whom all this started. And why should my dad be upset with me? A father and his children's lives were ruined because of a man. Would the father be happy if one of his sons becomes like that man? Your uncle will talk nonsense and I will have to listen to it. I know that you have done something wrong. If you were right, I wouldn't have listened to your uncle even if he came with 50 goons. Son, a father feels most proud because of his child. And he loses that because of his child as well. Manan, you have forgotten the blocking. You will be behind Samarth. So, he didn't agree, right? What will you do now? I waited all my life. That a miracle will happen to me too. But nothing good happened. I kept banging on the door but destiny kept denying me. And the magic happened when I became a magician myself. I waited all my life. That a miracle will happen to me too. But nothing good happened. I kept banging the door but destiny kept denying me. And the magic happened when I became a magician myself."," हेलो एवरीवन आई होप आप सब लोग ठीक हो और सपने वर्सेस एवरीवन को इतना प्यार देने के लिए बहुत-बहुत शुक्रिया अगर आपको शो और कहानी अच्छी लगी हो तो प्लीज हमें आईडीवी पर जाकर रेट करें और अपने जेनुइन रिव्यूज वहां पे पोस्ट करें थैंक यू सो मच [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] ओ छो मुझ क्या छोड़ [संगीत] अरे [संगीत] ब पहले भी हुआ है ना ये पहले ही कंप्लेन कर देना चाहिए था यार सुनो प्रशांत डरना मत कि हम कंप्लेन करेंगे उनकी तो तुमसे और गुस्सा हो जाएंगे उटा तुमने पहले कुछ नहीं किया इसीलिए वो और कॉन्फिडेंट हो गए प्रशांत इसीलिए दोबारा किया पर हम पहले कंप्लेन नहीं करेंगे क्योंकि स्कूल में तो प्रिंसिपल मैम है और घर में मम्मी पापा पर बाहर बाहर कोई नहीं होता प्रशांत कंप्लेंट सुनने वाला चलो खड़े हो जाओ उठो खड़े हो जाओ खड़े हो जाओ गेट अप अपनी बेल्ट निकाल के दो मुझे निकालो [संगीत] मैंने एक बहुत टैलेंटेड क्रिकेटर को देखा है जो एक बड़ा क्रिकेटर नहीं बन पाया क्योंकि उसने अपना सिलेक्शन मैच मिस किया सिर्फ इस डर से एक दिन पहले जिन लड़कों से उसकी ग्राउंड पर लड़ाई हुई थी व शायद उसे आज ग्राउंड पर मारने आ एक लड़की आईस नहीं बनी क्योंकि जहा व कोचिंग के लिए जाती थी वहां उसे कुछ लड़के तंग करते थे तो उस अपने घर के पास वाली कोचिंग जन कर ली ऐसे कई टैलेंटेड मेहनती और इंटेलिजेंट बच्चे प्रशांत अपना ड्रीम पूरा नहीं कर पाते क्योंकि उन्हे सिर्फ और सिर्फ अपना हाथ चलाने से डर लगता है तो अब चाहे हमारी ड्रीम बोलने वाली एक्सरसाइज मत करो पर यह जो मैं सिखाने जा रहा हूं यह रोज प्रैक्टिस करनी है क्योंकि ड्रीम्स की लड़ाई बस यहां से नहीं बस यहां से नहीं कई बार यहां से भी करनी [संगीत] पड़ेगी [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] तो अब नहीं आओगे अंजली कुछ गलत हो रहा हो और मुझे पता हो कि गलत है तो यहां तो मैं और होने नहीं दूंगा और अगर कुछ कर नहीं सकता तो वहां रुकूंगा नहीं समझ डिजर्व नहीं करता यह पाट व तो सबको पता है कि यू डिजर्व पार्ट पर पता है एक चीज अच्छी है कि तुम ना थिएटर को हॉबी की तरह लेते और तुम्हारा मेन फोकस जॉब है अगर मेरी तरह हो ना सिर्फ थिएटर पर डिपेंडेंट बहुत प्रेशर आ जाता है अब देखो ना मेरा बस एक ही फोकस रहता है कोई ऑडिशन क्लियर हो जाए पाट मिल जाए है [संगीत] नास क्या हुआ मुंबई शिफ्ट होने का प्लान है एक्टिंग के लिए मतलब दिल्ली में तो अपॉर्चुनिटी लिमिटेड है ना वैसे कई बार सोचा तो है पर पक्का मूड नहीं बनाया तुम्हारा प्लान है क्या एक साल में पक्का प्लान तो फिर जॉब वहीं ढूंढोगे [संगीत] अंजली मैं हॉबी के लिए एक्टिंग नहीं करता हूं मैं यही करना चाहता हूं बस अभी जॉब कर रहा हूं क्योंकि मजबूरी है ज्यादा टाइम तक नहीं करूंगा फिर तो काफी डिफिकल्ट डिसीजन होगा तुम्हारे लिए जॉब छोड़ के सिर्फ यही करना है ना तुम भी तो कर रही हो बिना जॉब के हां पर लड़कों के लिए डिफरेंट नहीं होता रिस्पांसिबिलिटी वाइज आई मीन तुम्हें डर नहीं लगता कि एक्सपेक्टेशन होंगी तुम्हारी फैमिली की तुमसे और जब तक एक फिक्स इनकम ना हो तुम्हारी तुम उसे पूरा नहीं कर पाओगे नहीं यार मैं ना बहुत चीजों से डरता हूं पर एक्टिंग करना सब कुछ छोड़ के मुझे कभी डर नहीं लगा यह सोच के और अगर कोई चीज बहुत डिफिकल्ट हो पर तुम फिर भी कन्विंस्ड हो कि तुम ये कर लोगे तो इसका मतलब तुम्हें अपने पीछे आने का सिग्नल दे रही है वो वो कौन तुम्हारी डेस्टिनी क्या फिर तुम्हारी स्टूपिडिटी [संगीत] अच्छा बाय द वे नाटक की एंडिंग पंडित जी ने चेंज की थी ना अभी तुम्हारे जाने के बाद वापस से वही पुराने वाली एंडिंग कर दी है क्यों पता नहीं बट एवरीवन इ गेसिंग इट है समथिंग टू डू विथ यू क्या सोचा भाई फिर देख पैसे चाहिए मुझे जरूरी है मेरे लिए लेकिन अगर 1 पर भी कुछ गड़बड़ है तो मुझे अभी बता दे भाई एक डीलर क्लाइंट को प्रॉपर्टी महंगी बेचता है अब मैं अगर उसी क्लाइंट को जाके वही प्रॉपर्टी सस्ते में बेच दूं पाप है तो डील का फेस मुझे क्यों बना रहा है खुद कमा ले पुण्य जाके भाई ये दूसरा डीलर जो है ना मामा है मेरा उसे पता चलेगा मैं डील्स खींच रहा हूं रिश्तेदारी खराब होती है ना और मामा और मैं थोड़े क्लोज है ऊपर से मामा सटी आदमी दिल पर लगा ले मामा क्लोज है थप्पड़ मारना है हाथ बस मेरा है भाई तू ना जाके पता कर लराज को करे जा बहन इतना पैसा कमा लिया है पेट में मूंग दाल खाके गैस हो जाती है ना फाइव स्टार हॉस्पिटल में बेड बुक कर लेता है जा के बाल खुजाते हु चार पाच बाल टूट जाते े फर्क पड़ता है नहीं ना तो जो धंधा हम ले रहे हैं ना मेरे मामा के लिए उही है तो जो कमीशन तुझे वहां से आएगा उसका कुछ परसेंट त मुझे देगा नहीं उस कमीशन का खरबूजा तो पहले बहुत लोग में बट रहा है आज ऑफिस में शरे का अनाउंसमेंट करेगा राजकुमार हैज गटन अस अ न्यू बिल्डर क्लाइंट इन गुरुगांव सब इसे अपने सेलिंग इन्वेंटरी में ऐड कर लो नाउ द बिल्डर ज टोल्ड अस दैट इफ वी डोंट सेल 20 यूनिट्स बाय द एंड ऑफ द मंथ ही विल रिप्लेस अस आई से लेट्स सेल 50 यूनिट्स एंड शो देन व्हाई देस अ लॉज एट द एंड ऑफ आवर कंपनीज नेम अब ओबवियसली क्योंकि तू नोटिस पीरियड पे है तो तुझे बेचना अलाउड नहीं है पर क्योंकि क्लाइंट मेरा है तो बिना हमारी कंपनी को इवॉल्व किए डायरेक्टली लेकिन मैं बेचूंगा कैसे मुझे लीड्स कौन देगा जो भी लीड मुझे मिलेंगी सब तेरी मेरा टारगेट मैं पूरा कर ही लूंगा अब भाई तू नोटिस पीरियड में बेच नोटिस पीरियड के बाद में बेच पाच यूनिट भी अगर तूने बेचे सुख 10 लाख तेरे छोटे भाई का नाम दिया भाई तुझे छोटे भाई को बड़े भाई की तरफ से गिफ्ट करें शुरू ग्रो अंकल जिंदाबाद पूरा नाम बोल काम बोलम बोल हेलो राव साहब हेलो राव साहब कल रात को मेरे सपने में भगवान आए थे और मुझे बोले राव साहब के पैसे बचाने हैं हेलो प्रभु अब आगे भी [संगीत] बोलिए राव साहब आपने एक फ्लैट देखा होगा स्प्रिंग फील्ड सोसाइटी में यह वही प्रॉपर्टी है भाई कुकरेजा की फर्म से फाइनल की है मैंने लूट रहे हैं आपको राव साहब आप कितने में करवा दोगे 1330 बोल रहे हैं ना वो आपको 1275 मतलब वो लोग बिना थूक लगाए सकी लेने के मूड में थे मेरी ठीक है भाई बता क्या करना है आगे राव साहब मैं पेपर्स डी करता हूं डील डन [संगीत] जी राव का एडवांस आना था आज स्ड वाले फ्लैट का पल्टी मार गया साला क्या कह रहा अ वो हमने रेट पर थोड़ा मार्क अप बढ़ा के जोड़ के बेचा था पता लग गया उसे अब किसी दूसरे एजेंट से बुक कर रहा है मर सुन गोल्फ कोर्स वाले फ्लैट की लीड आई है नंबर भेज रहा और याद रख रा कशन य से आएगा इसे मत जाने ठीक है जो समंदर बड़ा परा हैलत का खेल सारा टाम की मलत कापर से [संगीत] नीचे सर मुझे फुल टाइम एक्टिंग करनी है तो उसके लिए मुंबई शिफ्ट होना है और मम्मी का ट्रीटमेंट भी चल रहा है तो उसका खर्चा भी देखना है सो आई जस्ट वाट टू नो हाउ कैन आई प्लान इट फाइनेंशली ओके प्रशांत तो सबसे पहले हम आपके इमरजेंसी प्लानिंग के साथ शुरू करते हैं और समझते सोनू से सर डंड वाले पेंट उस की क्या अपडेट है वो तो करवा दिया था जी एडवांस आ [संगीत] जाएगा रा वाली डील की अबब आएगी शांति की चुननी पकड़ो अंकल आएगी [संगीत] र मैं आपको 11 में दिलवा दूंगा ये 11 में जी लूट रहे हैं वो [संगीत] आपको भाई मुझे ना बेटर डील मिल रही है कहीं और से अच्छा एक्चुअली वे बेटर अच्छा सॉरी बट मैं उसके थ्रू घर बुक करा रहा हूं थंक य सर मेरी मेरी बात तो सुन ले साले सर के बच्चे सरे पाड़ दूंगा तेरा जिमी मां कसम जो मैं कर रहा हूं ना अगर तेरे मामा को पता लग गया जब भी पता लग गया वो गाड़ी के पीछे नंगा बांध के पूरे गुड़गांव में मुझे गसी टेगा और अच्छी बात पता क्या है मैं बोर नहीं हूंगा क्योंकि तू भी मेरे साथ नि सड़ रहा होगा अंकल आपके ऑफिस में कौन है इस पे मामा को सबसे कम भरोसा है आरवी क्यों इंश्योरेंस करते हैं आपका अरे हेलो हेलो हेलो आरवी आरवी भाई व बीवी से बात करते करते फोन बंद हो गया यार फोन देना बात करना बीवी से का नंबर याद है बहुत मजाक किया है तू ना दे दे अरे मेरी आवाज आ रही है हेलो हेलो हेलो हेलो हेलो सुमन सुमन हां सुमन सुन फोन काट मत रख बाद में करता हूं ठीक है हेलो हा हा अच्छा सुन मेरे यार दोस्त आ रहे हैं उनके लिए चिकन बना के रखना आज ठीक है शाम को हा हा लेता आगा लेता आगा हा ठीक है ठीक है हा और कुछ और कुछ चाहिए क्या नमक है घर में ठीक है हा हा ठीक है ठीक है अरे यार मत कर यार छोटी सी बात जाती है धनवाद [संगीत] [संगीत] दिस बॉय प्रूट य ओली लिमिटेड बाय योर डिजायर बिक सो फार जस्ट फॉर दिस मंथ हिस बोनस इ 22 [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] लाख रिजा जी ये तीसरी डील है जो ठीक एडवांस आने से पहले कैंसिल होगी राम विलास को छोड़ के मेरी गुरुवर जी और सिंह साहब तीनों की एक एक डील कैंसिल हुई है और मेन चीज य तीनों डील एक कंपनी के पास गई है देखा वही तो मैं कह रहा था इनसे इंफॉर्मेशन जा रही है अंदर से कंपनी कौन सी है प्रॉपर्टी लड्स उचा जी आप जरा पता लगाइए कौन दे रहा है य इंफॉर्मेशन जो हमारे यहां से इंफॉर्मेशन लीक कर रहा है ना उसको तो तोड़ेंगे और जो इंफॉर्मेशन ले र है ना टूटेगी उसकी भी ग जी पता लगवा राय कंपनी का हेड कौन है ठीक है जी कुजा जी मैंने करी अभी दो दिन पहले बात कोई शिशिर करके है मैंने क उससे मा भाई तू क्यों घुस रहा हमारी डिला में कहने लगा इंग्लिश में डोंट कॉल मी आई विल कॉल पुलिस मैंने क सुन रहे मैं कुकरेजा जी के यहां से बोल रहा हूं आई बात तेरी समझ में फिर फिर वो फिर तो बोले जी इंग्लिश में कुकरेजा हिमसेल्फ गाली है तो पता है दल्ले पता है मुझे गाली है सॉरी जी फिर जब उसने बोला मुकरे जा [ __ ] सेल्फ तब तूने क्या किया फिर उसने फोन काट दिया जी इतना बोल के तो तूने फिर दोबारा फोन किया होगा ना बुरा तो लगा होगा तुझे मुझे गाली दी उसने मैंने मैंने मिलाया दोबारा पर उसने ठठाया नहीं जी जो वो फोन उठा लेता तो तू क्या कहता मैं मैं मैं सुना देता जी उसने मैं कहता सुन र कुती के तेरी ना मैं उसने तो इंग्लिश में गाली दी ना कुकरेजा फंग सेल्फ तू भी तो इंग्लिश में गाली देगा ना कौन से स्कूल में पढ़ा जी कर्नल अकेडमी कनल तो इंग्लिश मीडियम हुआ जी जी इंग्लिश मीडियम इंग्लिश मीडियम तो सब कह रहे इंग्लिश [संगीत] मीडियम इंग्लिश मीडियम में बोल तू यू यू लिसन य डॉग नो रिस्पेक्ट सम मैनर्स और आई विल टीच य यू डॉग हु आर यू यू सेजी ल्फ योरसेल्फ बो य गर हा जीी गाड़ी भर प्रॉपर्टी ल चलना ठीक है सुन तीन गाड़ी भरी हो ठीक है जी हो जाएगा यू यू यू बुआ यू बुआ सुनो तेरे स्वर्गवासी पिताजी ना ऊपर तेरी इंग्लिश सुन रहे होंगे और याद कर रहे होंगे कि कैसे अपनी तुड़वा करर उन्होंने तेरी इंग्लिश मीडियम की फीस भरी और कुड रहे होंगे भगवान से कह रहे होंगे भगवान पा मिनट के लिए नीचे जाने दे मैंने पाच मिनट में अपने बेटे को 500 जूत मारने हैं मुह प दो दिन पहले दो कोड़ी की कंपनी के दो कोड़ी के हेड ने तिलकराज कुकरेजा को गाली दी गल्ले तू आज बता रहा मुझे दो दिन में तेरे को पता है कितनी बेज्जती हुई होगी मेरी चल मेरी बेजती तो हुई तो हुई तेरे पिताजी की आत्मा की शांति के लिए इसको मुह पर लगा [संगीत] शाबाश य तो गया एक पिताजी के लिए 499 और बिना रुके शुरू हो जा और जितना तू तीन महीने में कमाता 10 दिन में कमा के कैसा लग रहा जितना मैं एक साल में कमाता था 10 दिन में कमा के तुझे कैसा लग रहा है अभी तो बस [ __ ] मारा है भाई अभी 100 मारूंगा और फिर सचिन की 100 100 की बराबरी करनी नहीं अब सचिन की 10000 के बराबर क्या होगा होगा मेरा मास्टर प्लान होगा मिशन मनी मिशन मनी मतलब अब तू बता क्या करेगा इस पैसे का डिसाइडेड है मेरे फाइनेंशियल एडवाइजर ने कहा है सबसे पहले लाइफ इंश्योरेंस लेनी है फैमिली डिपेंडेंट है मेरे ऊपर उसके बाद पैसे आते ही एफडी में डालने के लिए बोला है और इमरजेंसी फंड्स को बढ़ाने के लिए बोला है अभी इतना ही तीन महीने बाद और एक्शनेबल्स बताएंगे फाइनेंशियल एडवाइजर क्या होता है भाई तेरा पैसा है जो मर्जी कर उससे कुछ क्या होता है भाई ते हाथ में बैठा जहां मर्जी मार नहीं मार पाएगा ना थोड़ी एक्सपर्ट कोचिंग लगती है हर चीज के लिए यार प्रशांत नाम के लड़के सारे इतने क्यूट क्यों होते [संगीत] हैं को क्या हुआ था स्कूटी चलानी आती नहीं थी वो ढंग से पापा को बैठा के वापस ला र था एक शादी से एक्सीडेंट हो [संगीत] गया और कौन-कौन है फैमिली में पापा है और मम्मी मेरे पापा ने मार दिया उने क्या ऐसा मेरा मामा कहता था कहता [संगीत] है [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [संगीत] डगर जी जरा पता कर शिशिर कौन है जी बर आ र कौन त अरे बाहर आजा कौन है त [संगीत] बताइए डागर जी बिठा ने बठ भाई नो इट्स ओके मैं यही ठीक हू आप बोलिए अ प्यार ने समझा समझ मती बात आज साहब का मूड बढ़िया हैने लाया करते इतने ब चल लाते और साथ में चलती बात समझ गया चल आले कविता कॉल सिक्योरिटी बोलिए अरे आप व क बैठ गए तो यहां आ य नहीं मैं यही ठीक डगल जीको बिठा यार जल्दी जल्दी निपटाए ताक सब लोग टाइम से घर जाएंगे दो तीन ड्रिंक बनाएंगे खाना खाएंगे सो जाएंगे मामा कहता है पर सच है मेरी मम्मी को पेट में इंफेक्शन हो गया था हम जहां रहते थे पानी साफ नहीं आता था तो पापा ने इलाज के लिए पास में एक क्लीनिक में एडमिट कर दिया डॉक्टर अच्छा नहीं था पर सस्ता था गड़बड़ हो गई वहां मम्मी डेड हो गई मामा कहता है कि उसकी बहन इसलिए मरी क्योंकि मेरा बाप गरीब था और गरीब होना इंसान की खुद की गलती होती है तू बता होती है इंसान की खुद की गलती गरीब होना और अगर हां तो सही कहता है क्या ममा कि मेरी मां को मेरे बाप ने [संगीत] मारा तो इसी लिए अमीर बनने भाई गंदी गाली दे दे पर अमीर मत बोलियो लेकिन तूने ही तो कहा था ना तुझे बहुत पैसा कमाना है फर्क है भाई पैसा कमाने में और अमीर होने में पैसा होना जैसे सिगरेट पीना मजेदार पर जैसे कुछ सिगरेट पीने वालों को कैंसर हो जाता है कुछ पैसे वाले अमीर हो जाते हैं और भाई यह ना कैंसर से भी बुरी बीमारी है तू रहा है कभी अमीरो के बीच में [संगीत] प्रिंस हां मिलता रहता हूं जैसे क्लाइंट्स हो गए और नहीं मिलना नहीं भाई रहना 24 घंटा आ साल मैं रहा हूं मैं और मेरा भाई पापा ले गए थे मम्मी के बाद मामा ने बोला छोड़ो य नाले वाला घर आओ हमारे पास अमीर पुरी डिफेंस कॉलोनी मेरी बहन के बच्चे अच्छे घर में रहेंगे अच्छे स्कूल में पढ़ेंगे अच्छे घर के बच्चों के साथ बड़ा होंगे पता किसी मिडिल क्लास लोअर मिडिल क्लास इंसान से बदला लेना हो तो क्या करना चाहिए उसको ना अमीरों के मोहल्ले में छोड़ दो रहने के [संगीत] लिए भा उसकी आत्मा ही मर [संगीत] जाएगी वहां हर चीज तुम्हें एहसास दिलाएगी कि तुम्हारे पास कितना कम है और तुम्हें लगेगा तुम शायद गायब हो गए हो किसी को दिख ही नहीं रहे और अगर दिखे तो भाई इंसान की तरह नहीं एक जिंदा शरीर जिससे पैसे देके काम करवाया जा सके यह था मेरे मामा का बदला उसकी बहन के मरने का मेरे बाप से हमसे पहली बात मेरे दो तीन क्लाइंट खाए आपने वो भी स्याना कुत्ता बनकर गलत बात है आज के बाद ऐसा नहीं होगा बोलो समझ गया किसी का धंदा जाएगा तभी तो किसी के पास आएगा यह तो पहला रोल है धंदे का देख भाई तीन चार थप्पड़ तो मैं तेरे को मारूंगा य मैं सोच कर आया हूं अगर तूने मेरी बात आसानी से मान ली अगर नहीं मानी तो तीन थप्पड़ चार थप्पड़ पा 10 50 हजार थप्पड़ तो गिनती है खत्म थोड़ी होती है चल बोल दे शाबाश देखो आपकी तरह सबको बोल दिया कि उनका धुंदा नहीं लूंगा मैं फिर तो यह बिजनेस कैसे चलेगा क्या नाम है तेरा जय प्रकाश अवाना जय प्रकाश इसके घर वालों को गोली मारनी है मार देगा जय प्रकाश कह के तो मंत्री पर गोली मार दे जीपी कितने पैसे लेगा जवाब दे सर थोड़ा बस डाइट का ध्यान रखना जेपी जेल भी जाना पड़ सकता है चले जाएंगे जी चार पांच भाई हमेशा रहते बढ़िया हुक्का चल रहा है दबा के लूडो खेलेंगे समझ आ रही है बात तेरे को इसको तो मैं जानता भी नहीं हूं मेरे कहने प तेरे घर वालों को को मारने के लिए तैयार है ये धंधा आएगा धंधा जाएगा ये ये बातें बिजनेसमैन से करियो मैं हूं फुल टाइम गुंडा बिजनेस पार्ट टाइम समझ आ गई गगर इसको लग रहा आ ग जी लग चल अब दूसरी बात मेरे ऑफिस से इंफॉर्मेशन लीक होकर तुम्हारे तक पहुंच रही है नाम बता उसका सेल्स वाला कोई बंदा लेकर आया था मैं मैं पूछ के बताता हूं डागर जी मेरा फोन नंबर दे दे इसको ठीक रात तक फोन करके बता दि चल बाकी के थप्पड़ खाने को तैयार है ना डागर जी मरेगा रहने दो ना जी मैं मारूंगा ना जान तो मर जाएगा यो क्या मतलब तू मारेगा तो यह जान से मर जाएगा और मैं मारूंगा तो यह जान से नहीं मरेगा ये क्या बात हुई है शर्त लगा ले ठीक है जी गा लो 500 500 की हां अब आएगा थोड़ा सा इसको ऊपर [संगीत] कर चल रहने देते हैं यार यह मर गया तो फोन कौन करेगा इसको तो फिर कभी भी थप्पड़ मार लेंगे ऑफिस बुला के ऑफिस बुलाएंगे तो आ जाना बोलो समझ गया समझ गया समझ गया समझ गया समझ गया जी बताओ चलो चले भाई समझ गया शबा चलो [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] भाई [संगीत] [संगीत] आज के बाद नमो कटिंग ल् और जो उसके वहां से हमें इंफॉर्मेशन दे रहा है मुझे नाम चाहिए उसका अभी एक बात बोलू आप ज्यादा डर रहे हो टा मेरा मामा मैं जानता हूं उसको उसे डराना था उसने डरा दिया इससे ज्यादा कुछ नहीं करेगा मैं इतनी आसानी से नहीं ड मैम व मेरे से आधा फुट दूर बैठा था आज और जो मैंने महसूस किया शैतान है तेरा मामा परर इविल ट एव व से एवरी सिंगल व जो मैं बोल रहा हूं बस उतना कर नाम दे मुझे उस कांटेक्ट का मेरे पास एक सलूशन है क्या सलूशन क्या सलूशन ब यूव नो आइडिया व्ट टक मी टू बि दिस ऑफिस सब छोड़ के आया मैं मेरा फैमिली मेरा परिवार मेरा मैं तेरा नाम दे सकता था नहीं दिया ना तो अब तू मुझे उस कांटेक्ट का नाम दे मैं नहीं दे सकता उसका नाम दे दिया तो मेरा नाम भी पता चल जाएगा और वो नहीं हो सकता और आपने मेरा नाम इसलिए बताया क्योंकि मैं आपकी सोने के अंडे देने वाली मुर्गी हूं आपको पता है काट दिया तो कुछ नहीं निकलेगा पर धीरे-धीरे धीरे धीरे सोना के अंडे ही अंडे जो बिल्डर के 14 फ्लैट बेचे हमने उस परे आपका कमीशन एक करोड़ 4 लाख टा आप मेरा सलूशन सुनलो एक बार आराम से मेरा सलूशन सुन लो हां जी पापा हम कहां हो साइट पे जा रहा था पापा एक क्लाइंट से मिलने तुम अभी घर आ जाओ व डॉक्टर खन्ना का फोन आया था हॉस्पिटल से बोल रहे थे पिछले हफ्ते जो पैट स्कैन कराया उसके रिगार्डिंग कुछ बात करनी है आ जाओ सो लास्ट वीक जो पेच स्कन हुए थे दे नॉट लुकिंग गुड कैंसर सेल्स लिवर में स्प्रेड हो गए हैं स्प्रेड हो र इतने टाइम से केम थेरेपी चल रही है अब तक तो कम हो जाने चाहिए हां जी बिल्कुल एम तो वही रहता है पर हर किसी में कीमो का रिस्पांस नहीं होता एक्सपेक्टेड तो सरब फिर से सर्जरी करनी पड़ेगी क्या इसकी सर्जरी पॉसिबल नहीं है बेटे लेकिन अभी आपने बोला ना कि सेल्स लिवर में स्प्रेड कर रहे हैं तो कुछ तो करना पड़ेगा हां सेकंड लाइन ऑफ कीमो हम कर सकते हैं बट प्रोबेबिलिटी इ लो मैं समझा नहीं सर किस चीज की प्रोबेबिलिटी लो है टेक केयर ऑफ हर स्पेंड मैक्सिमम टाइम विथ हर इज [संगीत] पॉसिबल शी हैज पप्त [संगीत] मोर बापा मैं दो मिनट में आया हमेशा कहता था कि नाटक में लीड रोल होगा तो बुलाऊंगा फिल्म रिलीज होगी तो बुलाऊंगा अब तो नाटक में लीड रोल है ना तेरा इस बार मैं आऊंगी मैं टीशर्ट पहन के आऊंगी जिसके बड़ा बड़ा लिखा होगा हीरो की [संगीत] मां सर आपको पता है मैंने अपना ड्रीम ना डिसाइड कर लिया है अरे वाह क्या बात है तो अभी बताओगे मैं ना बड़े हो के ना एक हीरो बनूंगा अपनी मम्मी को मूवी हॉल में अपनी पिक्चर दिखाने लेकर जाऊंगा बचा के रखना इस ट्रीम को आसान नहीं [संगीत] होगा मैं फिर से प्ले जॉइन करना चाहता हूं पंडित जी हां बिल्कुल क्यों नहीं स्वागत है आपका पर सभी पात्रों के लिए अभिनेता चुने जा चुके हैं तो आप बैकस्टेज टीम के साथ जुड़ जाइए पंडित जी बस एक शो एक शो जो सबसे पहले होगा उसमें मुख्य किरदार करना है मुझे क्यासे एक शो पंडित जी प्रशांत जी आप खुद समझ पा रहे हैं आप कितनी बेवकूफी की बात कर रहे हैं नहीं आप नहीं समझ रहे पंडित [संगीत] जी पंडित जी अगर मेरी मम्मी एक भी बार मुझे स्टेज पर परफॉर्म करते हुए नहीं देख पाई तो यह सब बेकार है मेरे लिए यह मुंबई फिल्म में बेस्ट एक्टर इन द वर्ल्ड कुछ मतलब नहीं है इस सबका पंडित जी अगर मेरी मम्मी मुझे स्टेज पर परफॉर्म करते हु नहीं देख पाई एक भी बार व वो ठीक है जी ज्यादा टाइम नहीं है उनके पास बस एक शो जो सबसे पहले होगा मुझे करने दीजिए मतलब मैं उस अभिनेता से जो इतने दिनों से उस चरित्र का अभ्यास कर रहा है उसको जाकर यह बोलूं कि एक शो किसी और को दे दो सही नहीं है अच्छा एक काम करो तुमको अगर ऐसा लगता है तो तुम खुद एक बार जाकर के समर्थ से बात करके देखो अगर व मान जाता है तो ठीक है फिर मतलब मैं पर्सनली कुछ नहीं कर सकता [संगीत] पंडित जी मुझे आज भी यकीन नहीं [संगीत] होता इस छोटे से लफ में ऐसे कितने ही नोट [संगीत] होंगे रकेश श श्री जी जैसे पक्के इंसान का ईमान खरीद लिया उससे [संगीत] अंकल जिमी कहां है तू यार फोन क्यों नहीं उठा रहा आधे घंटे में तीसरी बार मुत नहीं आया हूं तेरे से बात करने के लिए क्या हुआ अरे होना क्या घंटा तेरे मामा ने सबको ऑफिस में बंद करके रखा हुआ है जब तक तेरा बॉस नाम नहीं भेजता नंबर लीक करने वाले का तूने बात की ना अपने बॉस से भाई मेरी गा ना एग्जॉस्ट के पंखे से ज्यादा हवा ले रही है ओके रिपोर्ट अंकल आप मौज लो मामा को नाम मिल जाएगा और साथ में मैसेज का स्क्रीनशॉट जो आपसे भवाया था यह चैप्टर यही पर क्लोज गर सुनो हां जी सर सिं जी जाओ भाई तुम लोग घर जाओ डगर हां जी आरब को जरा बाहर ले जाक लेटा और एंड स्टार्ट कर गाड़ के पीछे ही बना अरे नहीं बांधना नहीं है इसकी टांगों प गाड़ी के पहिए चढ़ाने घुटने की हड्डियों का चूर बनाना कोई ना जी बना देंगे अपना तो कम अरे डगा यार कैसी बातें कर सर मैंने सर सर मैंने कुछ नहीं किया सर छो अरे छोड़ या गा गा छोड़ सर मैंने कुछ नहीं किया सर सर सर छोड़ यार छोड़ यार मेरे को क्या कर रहा है यार ा जी मैंने कुछ नहीं किया मैंने कुछ नहीं किया कसम से छोड़ गोवर जी अले सर मुझे जाने दो सर घर में बच्चे हैं सर टा छोड़ यार [संगीत] छोड़ [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] स्मर बात कर सकते हैं क्या भाई मुझसे बात करनी हां भाई बस दो मिनट प्लीज आ सी य [संगीत] बे जा जिमी भया कुकरे आया था अपने कुंडे लेके अंकल को बहुत मारा है पैर तोड़ दि दोनों उनके मु पता लग गया कहीं से अंकल दे रहे थे आपको इमेशन आपके पापा के घर ही गया यहां [संगीत] से इस बात की कोई सेंस नहीं है भाई अगर तू चाहता है व तुझे परफॉर्म करते देखे तो डू एनी पार्टना यू आस्किंग फॉर लीड व्ट ट हैव एनीथिंग टू डू विद र मदर इट हैज एवरीथिंग टू डू विद माय मदर मैं चाहता हूं जब वो मुझे स्टेज पर देखे तो मेरा बेस्ट देखें कि जब उनका बेटा परफॉर्म करता है तो क्या असर होता है देखने वाले पर उसका और वो यह लीड पार्ट कर पाएगा मैं कर पाऊंगा इस लीड पार्ट में ओ कौन है [संगीत] भाई कौन पापा मामा आ रहा है तू तो चलो अभी मैं क्यों जाऊंगा मेरा घर है मैं क्यों जाऊंगा तो वो रहा जोर चोर के साथ में होता है चोरी पकड़ी जाती है और चोर को भागना पड़ता है और उसके साथ में उसके घर वालों को नहीं मैं नहीं भागने वाला [संगीत] पापा ये मम्मी के बाद मामा ने हमें डिफेंस कलोनी बुला लिया था अपने पास फिर अपने घर में ऊपर वाली मंजिल पूरी हमको दे दी आपको पार्टनर बना लिया अपनी फर्म में मेरा और भाई का एडमिशन करवा दिया बाराखंबा रोड वाले बड़े स्कूल में फिर एक साल बाद वापस ले लिया तो तो आपको पता तो लग गया होगा ना कि मामा यह सब हमारी भलाई के लिए नहीं कर रहा आपको जलील करने के लिए कर रहा है तो तो जब पता चल गया था एक साल बाद आठ सल मा उस अमीरो के मोहल्ले में क्यों सड़ रहे [संगीत] थे जवाब चाहिए मुझे स आई अनस पा ऐसा तो नहीं छूंगा मेरे मॉम डड भी तो आ र देखने और भाई मेरी मम्मी शायद आखरी बारही देख पाए और तू जानता तूने यह पार्ट अन नहीं किया तेरे पापा ने खरीदा तेरे [संगीत] लिए क्या [संगीत] बोला दोबारा बोल सा मैंने पता किया थाट एडी थी छोड़ के नहीं आया तू भगा दिया तेरे को वहां से क्योंकि तू टट्टी कर रहा था एक्टिंग [संगीत] में असली में पता है क्या होता है असली में ना टैलेंटेड इंसान जा रहा होता है ट्रॉफी लेने पीछे से आता है उससे आधे से भी कम टैलेंटेड वो इस टैलेंटेड इंसान के मुंह पर दो जूत मारता है और बोलता है साइड में खड़ा हो देख रहा मैं ट्रॉफी लेने जा रहा हूं और ये साइड में खड़ा हो जाता है और वो जाता है ट्रॉफी लेके चला जाता है और ये टैलेंटेड इंसान पीछे खड़ा है कुछ कहता नहीं लड़ता [संगीत] नहीं तेरी गलती नहीं है भाई तू तो बस इस जमाने का है और जमाना ही [संगीत] मादर बेटा मुझे खुद तो अमीर बनना आता नहीं था बड़ा बंदा बनना आता नहीं था मुझे ऐसा लगा कि तुम लोग उस अच्छी जगह पर रहोगे बड़े लोगों से कुछ सीखो तो खुद भी बड़े बन जाओगे तो सीख तो गए बड़े लोगों में रह के सीखते हुए पापा लूट खस कपड़ झूठ आदमी आधा हराम जादा और देखो बड़ा भी बन रहा हूं मैं धीरे धीरे तो फिर दिक्कत क्या है पापा आपकी वजह से वहां रहे आपकी वजह से सीखे मुझे समझ नहीं आता आपको दिक्कत क्या है हा थी वो मेरी गलती जगह सही नहीं थी हमारे लिए तो आ गया ना वापस तो आ गए वापस तोब ठीक है तो हो गया तो भूल जाओ आ साल तो भूल जाऊ आ साल पापा 14 साल का मैं 9 साल का मेरा भाई अपने दोस्त के बर्थडे पर उसके घर में बर्तन धोया हमने उसकी मां ने दिलवाया उसको दिखते थे हम दो भिखारी के बच्चे उन सब पैसे वालों में और 50 लेकर धोए भी हमने क्योंकि अगले दिन उन्हीं बच्चों के साथ मोहल जाना था बर्गर खाने तो आप बताओ क्यों ना कमाऊ मैं पैसा और क्यों ना लू बदला इन सब पैसे वालों से और मामा से जिसकी वजह से सब शुरू हुआ और क्यों मेरा बाप मेरे से दुखी हो एक आदमी की वजह से एक बाप और उसके दो बच्चों की जिंदगी खराब हो गई और उस बाप का एक बेटा उसी आदमी के जैसा बन जाए तो क्या वह बाप खुश होगा आएगा तेरा मम्मा बकवास करेगा सुननी पड़ेगी मुझे उसकी बकवास मैं जानता कुछ ना कुछ गलत करके तो आया ही हो अगर तू सही होता ना तेरा मामा 50 गुंडे लेकर क्यों नहीं आ जाता सुनता नहीं तेरा बाप बेटा बाप को सबसे ज्यादा घमंड अपनी औलाद से आता है सबसे ज्यादा घमंड औलाद की वजह से ही जाता [संगीत] है मनन आप लॉकिंग भूल गए हैं आप सैनिक रवि के पीछे रहेंगे मतलब नहीं माना फिर अब क्या करेगा फिर जिंदगी भर किया इंतजार होगा मेरे साथ भी कुछ चमत्कार पर जिंदगी का मेरी कुछ ना बना मैं खटखटा रहा किस्मत मुझे करती रही मना पर चमत्कार हुआ तब जादूगर जब मैं खुद [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] बना भाई साहब मामा जिम्मी के पापा के घर पहुंच गया है और ग्रोअर अंकल के पैर पर गाड़ी भी चढ़ा दी है अब जिम्मी कैसे रोकेगा मामा को और प्रशांत जैसे अच्छे इंसान के लिए सारे रास्ते बंद हो गए अब वो क्या करेगा पर जो भी है सर कुछ तो बहुत गजब होने वाला है फिनाले में फॉर श्यर यह तो है अंकित पर कैसा लगा कंसल्टेशन कॉल बुक करके सर आपने जो जो फाइनेंशली एडवाइस किया है आई हैव स्टार्टेड टेकिंग स्टेप्स इन दैट वे आई होप अंकित तुम उस कॉल से एडवाइस लेके अपनी फाइनेंशियल जर्नी का ग्राफ अपवर्ड करोगे बिल्कुल सर थैंक यू सो मच फॉर लिसनिंग टू मी एंड बीइंग एन ऑनेस्ट एडवाइजर इन माय फाइनेंशियल जर्नी और गाइज आपको शो इतना पसंद आया है आपने शो को इतना प्यार दिया है तो आप इस शो को जरूर शेयर कीजिए अपने दोस्तों और रिश्तेदारों के साथ भी क्योंकि बहुत जल्दी फिनाले आने वाला है तो फिनाले का मजा सबके साथ मिल के लीजिए एंड फॉर दैट स्टे ट्यून एंड डू सब्सक्राइब टू द वायरल फीवर इन्वेस्टमेंट इन सिक्योरिटीज मार्केट आर सब्जेक्ट टू मार्केट रिस्क रीड ऑल द रिलेटेड डॉक्यूमेंट केयरफुली बिफोर इन्वेस्टिंग [संगीत]" XHzalxIbewI,Exclusive Deleted Scene from #SapneVsEveryone | #TVF #Shorts,2023-12-29T11:10:06Z,PT56S,431392,40254,228,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHzalxIbewI,, पहले मैं भी क्यूट क्यूट रहता था सबको भाई भाई कहता था यही भाई छीन लेते थे टॉफ की चॉकलेट मम्मी पापा लेक देते थे अब चुपचाप मैं रहता हूं खुद दुख सहता हूं और खुद खुश रहता पर भाई किसी को नहीं कहता मीठा खाना भी अब छोड़ दिया बस थॉट्स आते कड़वे अब छीनने आता कोई तो कहता मुझसे तू मत लड़वे क्योंकि मीठा छोड़ के बन गए देख मेरे आठ पैक बड़ GYj1v_BrfUA,Sapne Hi Toh Hain Jo Motivate Karte Hain | Watch #SapneVsEveryone Episode 3 now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-12-27T05:36:04Z,PT45S,40962,2398,11,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYj1v_BrfUA,, आई थिंक वी हायर्ड यू टू टीच म्यूजिक सो आई रिक्वेस्ट यू टू प्लीज जस्ट स्टिक टू इट मैम आईम सॉरी बट मैम मरे हुए लोगों से म्यूजिक थोड़ी आएगा या कुछ भी और अच्छा लेकिन अगर हम एक बच्चे को यह सिखा देते हैं कि यू नो अपने ड्रीम को कैसे सुनते हैं फिर कैसे उसका ख्याल रखते हैं फिर कैसे उसके लिए लड़ते हैं मैम उसके बाद वो बच्चा जो भी करेगा इट विल बी जस्ट पर्यर डिवाइन म्यूजिक या मैथ्स सॉरी मैम आईम जस्ट बीइंग नेस्ट आई एम रियली इंप्रेस्ड विद दि थ OqO95QtagXY,Cubicles | New Season | Premieres on 5th Jan only on @SonyLIV | TVF,2023-12-25T08:51:15Z,PT1M53S,171898,5825,236,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqO95QtagXY,, अ गाइस बेबी का नाम मुरारी कैसे रहेगा अ मुरारी शेट्टी बोल तो दिया यार गंभीर शेट्टी इट हैज अ रिंग टू इट यार गाइस कुछ इंडियन नाम सुच अरे डेडलाइन क्या यूनिक नाम है डेडलाइन शेट्टी कहते हैं देर इज नथिंग परमानेंट एक्सेप्ट चेंज लेकिन एक चीज है जो अभी तक कांस्टेंट है माय कलीग्स माय फ्रेंड्स ये देखो इसका अंदर का दर्द निकल रहा है जो अब मेरी टीम है मैं उनका टीम लीड रे सो पीयूष द बिग डैडी ऑफ ऑल प्रोजेक्ट्स मल्टीपल टीम्स विल बी वर्किंग ऑन इट पहले डिलीवरेबल का क्या टाइम लाइम वन वीक य शर या डम शर क्या यूजलेस टीम लीड है यार तू मैं विक्रम को यह बोलता कि विक्रम प्लीज गिव मी फाइव मिनट्स आई नीड टू गो टॉक टू माय टीम एंड देन आई विल रिवर्ड ट यू यस नेहा सर यह तो बहुत ही बेसिक सा टास्क है इसकी गलती नहीं है बिना ट्रेनिंग के किसी किसी को भी लाइफ प्रोजेक्ट प डालोगे तो और क्या रिजल्ट होगा इनिशिएटिव लेने में और उड़ता तीर लेने में बहुत फर्क होता है हाउ वुड यू डिस्क्राइब योर रिलेशनशिप विद योर टीम लीड चड्डी बड्डी हम दोनों तो पोरली अंडर कॉन्फिडेंट अगर पय डिस्कस करता ना तो हाय वैल्यू सेगमेंट हमारे हाथ से नहीं जाता आइर यू रन द टीम और द टीम रंस यू तेरी टीम ने तुझे रिजेक्ट नहीं किए तेरा वो वाला वर्जन रिजेक्ट किया जो उनको समझ नहीं आता जाने कहां यहां वहां जा रहे हम कहीं मेगा ने कुछ सोच समझ के तुझे टीम ड के लिए रिकमेंड किया था क्योंकि तू लंबी पारी का प्लेयर है भाई एंड आई बिलीव इन यू अब कोई है आई डोंट नो इफ आई एम रेडी टू बी अ टीम लीड बट यू नो व्ट द चैलेंज इ [संगीत] एक्सेप्टेड 2Y4r1uaewU0,Maa Se Kuch Nahi Chupta | Watch #SapneVsEveryone Episode 3 now | #TVF #Emotional,2023-12-25T07:51:28Z,PT34S,28744,1838,11,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y4r1uaewU0,, तेरा कैसा चल रहा है मेरा तो सब अच्छा चल रहा है अच्छा नहीं चल रहा इसीलिए पूछ रही हूं सच सच बता क्या बताऊं सब सही है मम्मी सच्ची कभी बुलाया तो नहीं नाटक दिखाने पर एक्टिंग तो अच्छी करता होगा घर में इतनी बढ़िया कर रहा [संगीत] है O6FRK7-ARDk,Duniya Imaandaari Pe Nahi Chalti | #SapneVsEveryone #TVF #Shorts,2023-12-23T07:30:34Z,PT56S,66803,5361,51,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FRK7-ARDk,, भाई जहां से मैं आता हूं ना एक कलाकार की दुनिया वहां नहीं चलता तेरा पैसा वहां टैलेंट इज द करेंसी असली में पता है क्या होता है असली में ना टैलेंटेड इंसान जा रहा होता है ट्रॉफी लेने पीछे से आता है उससे आधे से भी कम टैलेंटेड है वो इस टैलेंटेड इंसान के मुंह पर दो जूत मारता है और बोलता है साइड में खड़ा हो देख र मैं ट्रॉफी लेने जा रहा हूं वो जाता है और ट्रॉफी लेके चला जाता है और ये टैलेंटेड इंसान पीछे खड़ा रहता है कुछ कहता नहीं लड़ता नहीं क्यों खड़े हो के ना अपने आपको बोल रहा होता है मैं तो काबिल हूं जक से सरियों के पीछे झक मार के ये जिंदगी भर वही खड़ा रह जाता है भाई p2-m37D0phk,Sapne Vs Everyone | New Web Series | EP3 - Sapne Vs Imaandaari,2023-12-22T12:30:13Z,PT59M58S,3401342,136992,6512,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2-m37D0phk," Good morning. Ma'am, did you call me? Come in. Mr. Sumit, I have received complaints from a few parents. Their children have been behaving weirdly for the past couple of weeks. The children are saying that it is their homework from the music class. Ma'am, what do you mean by they are behaving weirdly? What are they doing? They are talking to themselves by looking in the mirror. They are talking to non-living things. When someone scolds them or tries to make them understand, they start chanting a mantra which says something like jhugli jhugli. By the way, I have heard something similar coming from your class as well. No, ma'am. It's just a simple psychological trick to reduce fear in them, ma'am. I have made them believe that saying the charm will make the ones lose their power who are trying to scare or demotivate them. It's the placebo effect, ma'am. In short, I am just supporting our school's motto, ma'am. Be brave. -So... -Mr. Sumit, did you learn this psychology from someone? Do you know of any schools that practising this? No, ma'am. It's my personal invention. From what I have learnt personally, you know. Mr. Sumit, my kids are not guinea pigs whom you are using for experimenting with your psychological inventions. I think we hired you to teach music. So, I request you to just stick to that. Ma'am, I am sorry but dead people can't create music. In fact, anything good for that matter. But if we teach a child how to listen to their dreams and how to take care of them and how to fight for them, ma'am, whatever that child does after that, it would be just pure and divine. Whether it's music or Maths. Sorry, ma'am, I am just being honest. I am really impressed with this thought. Mr. Sumit, the problem these days is that the teachers are very much influenced by the movies. They think of themselves as Aamir Khan of Taare Zameen Par. -Hey. -Hence, all this romanticized talk. So, can I please request you to stop trying to be a hero and just be a good music teacher instead? Take this as a first and last warning. Ma'am, you are right. I sometimes try to be a hero but we all have got it wrong when we think about what being a hero means. That will be all for now. Sir, may I come in? Sir, shall we start the activity of saying our dream out loud? Principal ma'am scolded me today as I am not teaching the students music. So, let's learn a poem today. The name of the poem is, Who Is A Hero? Uncle, maybe you don't even remember. This is the same car in which my dad and brother were going to return from your elder son's wedding. But you had a problem that my dad might puke on the exquisite seats of your precious car because he was drunk. You sent them home in a scooty. My brother won't ever return. Uncle, everything that humiliate my family and me, I will burn them. Uncle, I will burn you someday as well. Hey. I will buy you two beers. Make a nice video. If I wasn't afraid of imaginary ghosts all my life, God, would I have lived a life of fulfilment? God, would I have died in peace? -You were too good. -Thank you. Prashant. It was beautiful. Thank you. Manan, are you leaving? Her eyes suggest that she won't mind if you make her wear the nuptial chain. So, I have seen the performances of four of you. Before the rehearsals tomorrow, I will announce my decision of who will play the main role. -Guys, he did a great job. -Yes, it was beautiful. -Too much. Bye. -Okay. Bye. Anjali. Hi. How did you like the performance? I told you. It was amazing. No one was even close to your performance. You were perfect. Okay. -Are you dating someone now? -Huh? No. It's nothing. Please let me know if you have any other feedback. Okay. By the way, I am not dating anyone now. Okay. Yeah. We... Okay. By the way, we can meet. Before or after the rehearsals. I am in. Yes. Sure. Cool. -Okay. -Okay then. -Bye. -Bye. Hey, bro. How did it go? -Shall we? -Let's go. I will tell you. Did you speak to her? I didn't give you the bottle just to hold it. Keep sipping a little water. You too should return early from the office today. Someone should be at home if there is an emergency. -Okay. -What is okay? Don't you have rehearsals today? You should attend your rehearsal and then return. There is no emergency. -I am not going to have chemotherapy for the first time. -Please have water. You too should do what you feel like. God knows what kind of rehearsal they have which can't be avoided even for a day. Even if someone dies. The rehearsal can be avoided for a day. I have let go of many other things as well. I am not making you count them. I am saying it so that you don't say it again. What did I say? Did I say something to him? Do you see how he is talking to me? Your job should be your priority right now. Your mom's treatment is dependent on your salary. You are telling your boss that you can't spare time for your work and you are telling me that you won't spend time at home. To hell with such rehearsal. Is this acting sensibly? -Keep drinking a little water. -If you shout one more time, then I would get out of the car and come to the hospital in an auto. Then you can keep drinking a little bit of water. Listen. Finish your rehearsal and then return. I will come to see your play this time. Your friends keep calling you an actor but you never showed us your performance. Just take care of your health. I will call you. You won't call me. I will surely come this time. You always used to say that you would call me when you play the lead role in the play. That you will call me when the film releases. You are playing the lead role in the play now, right? I will come this time. It will happen in three weeks. If you take care of your health properly, -then I will take you. -Perfect. You know, I have decided that I will wear a T-shirt in which it will written in bold, Hero's Mother. Tell me something. There must be a heroine if you are playing the hero. -No. -There is no heroine. What kind of story is this? Mom, there are girls. There is no heroine. And there are stories with a heroine but no hero. Really? I thought you probably didn't call me because you must be shy to perform a romantic scene with a girl in front of your mom. 'What are you doing?' Prince, my boy. Your laces are open. And what did you Guruji say yesterday? -He will tell us today. -Okay. And you called me Prince again. Did I say Prince? -Did you try the trick of touching the feet? -It wasn't necessary. It wasn't necessary. But you said that Guruji will announce the result today. But, bro, the actor gets to know about it. He would surely select me. -What is she saying? -Who is saying what? Bro, my younger brother, Prashant, his pet name was Prince. He was passionate about acting like you. He too was naive like you. He too used to cross his legs while talking to a girl. Just like you. -Nikhil. -Yes, sir. Call Prashant. -Actually, call everyone. -Okay, sir. Prashant, Shishir sir is calling for you. And he has asked everyone to be there. So, that means you too. Come here. Sit. Sit. I was asking Mrs. Kavita that one of my employees is a lead actor in a reputed theatre, then how come I got to know it so late? -How was the practice yesterday? -I didn't go, sir. I texted you. I was coming to the office and my car broke down. But actually, I want you to go regularly. That you don't miss a single day's practice. But to decide if you actually have the talent or not so that we can allow you to go for your practice, we have to see your performance. Listen up, everyone. Prashant is going to perform something. There will be a voting in the end. So, watch carefully. -Sir. -Whenever you are ready. Now? Why? You are a big hero from a big theatre. And the hero should always be ready whenever someone asks. To act, right? Come on. Do it. Everyone is waiting. So, I would like to perform a poem. The name of which is, Who Is A Hero? It was long ago in time. But I still remember it. I had a teacher. He was silent in the class. Then he lifted his head. And asked everyone. Kids, -tell me. -Who is a hero? The kids replied, those with silky hair. And whose chest shines through the open buttons. He walks in style. Every girl looks at him in awe. Their movies are released in the theatres. DDLJ, Gadar, Sholay and Don. Sir heard that and laughed. He said, no. Think more. Tell me, who is a hero? The kids got confused. That's how heroes are. Amitabh Bachchan. Shah Rukh Khan. Salman Khan. Then a child said in the end with full confidence. Sir. I will say it. Sir, someone who wins the game no matter which game he plays. No one can defeat him. Someone with a biceps of 20 inches. And the chest of 56 inches. No alcohol can make them drunk. He is so powerful and masculine that even a don is scared of him. Sir heard that and laughed even more loudly. Then he said, no. Think more and tell me. Who is... -A hero? -Who is a hero? The kids got confused now. They used the definition already. But they can't figure out who a hero is. Sir, please tell us. We have a headache now. Sir laughed a little. And said, I know a few heroes. Who never won. Forget about the movie theatres, they were not even recognised in their neighbourhood. How would they have silky hair? They don't even fond of combs. And their walk? Their walk is so frail that they might fall with the next step. They never got respect from society. They didn't even get a house, friend or love from a girl. I know a few heroes. Who were destined to lose even before they could fight. The kids replied, sir, how can this be a hero? Sir asked, how can this be a hero? He is a hero because... -Why do we need a vote after this? -Too good, sir. Congratulations. You can go to your practice every day. -Thank you, sir. -Kavita, put it in the mail officially. Everyone else should go to the field. -I got goosebumps. -It was just amazing. It was a great performance. I loved it. -Narrate the whole story later. It was left midway. -Sure. It was truly amazing, bro. -Prashant, I have sent you the mail. Meet me once you go through it. -Sure. -Good day, bro. -That was just too good. I loved it. It was splendid. Truly amazing, bro. Your job should be your priority right now. Your mom's treatment is dependent on your salary. -I will let you know after the search. -Sir. Let me get back and make a call. Okay? Sir, can we talk for two minutes? Prashant, actually, I had to talk to you as well. So, the thing is that your replacement is Rajkumar. You have 15 days for the complete handover. And month end will be your last working day in office. Sir. Sir, I wanted to talk about termination. Sir, I never got a warning to date. Sir, I thought that everything got settled about -whatever happened at the society the other day. -Prashant. You are thinking that I fired you because of the fuck up at the society? Or because you went to your rehearsal yesterday? Yes. That's the official reason I told HR about. But in reality, why did I fire you? You should think about that. And if you can't figure it out till the last day, then I would tell you. But the meeting for that will take place at 7 in the evening. -Sir, but... -Don't forget the handover to Rajkumar. Do you have two minutes? Tell me, bro. What the fuck is this? Brother, relax. It's a lighter. Maybe. Do you know what the problem is? I have a real gun exactly like this one. It has the same design. It weighs the same. It is usually kept in the same place. I have to check whether it's a gun or a lighter every time I have to light a cigarette. By taking out the magazine. I sometimes don't do it. When my mood is bad, I leave everything to chance. It's fine if it's a lighter. -It's also fine if it's a bullet. -Hey. Do you want to make two crores in two days? Is your mood fine today? Did you check if it's a lighter or a gun? Let's try and find out. Hey, don't! It's a lighter. Brother, so, the scheme is that a high-rise is being built at Golf Course Extension in Gurgaon. Two towers. 20 floors. 4 flats per floor. But the permission was only for 10 floors. The builder paid the money in advance and took the approval. As soon as the new officer came, he stopped the construction. He asked them to pay a proper penalty. And if they don't pay the penalty in the next month, the construction will be stopped. What does the builder say? If they pay such a huge penalty, there won't be any profits. Hey, come to the point. Where would two crores come from? The builder is looking for a big firm. Who could sell as many remaining units as possible. Before the news comes out about the construction being stopped. Brother. 110 units are still pending out of 160 units. Even if we sell 20 of them, you will get 10% of the selling price. And 10% of one unit worth one crore is 10 lacs. And even if we sell 20 units, brother, you will get two crores. And what percentage will you get? Only 5%. Where were you for so many years? I will tell you in your favourite language. If you ever bring this f**king lighter in the office, I will fire you on the spot. And there will be a police case as well. Brother, I am talking about 15%. Get the fuck out of my office! I will introduce you to a couple of people after your rehearsal. The salary could be a little less but they would find you a job. You can take a break if you are not in the mood today, bro. I have a meeting. I will attend that. You told Shishir, didn't you? About what we spoke about yesterday. About how the client got a call? Shall I tell you the truth? Bro, I would have told him if it benefited me. But it wasn't going to benefit me. Benefit? That scoundrel, Shishir is not benefiting from me. As I am not lying to people and selling them houses. That's why. Now, you have replaced me. To benefit him. The one who sold the wrong insurance to mom was also concerned about his benefit. And his boss. My benefit. My commission. My money. My everything. What about the other? No matter if the other person's life is ruined and even if he dies, they should just continue benefiting from it. Prince. This is life, bro. Everyone will look out for their benefit. Bro, the lion will eat according to his appetite in the jungle. He doesn't fucking care about how miserable the mother of the deer felt. Humans left the jungle and came out of it a long time ago. Here. Because something different is here. In the villages and cities. There is a certain way to achieve anything here. Which is different from the jungle. If it was a jungle, people would have gotten things by killing people here. That's what is happening, Prince. Bro, there is no need to kill someone as everything is available with money. Bro, the place I come from is an artist's world. Your money doesn't rule there. Talent is the currency there. The world of sales and business has polluted everything. I would just focus on my art now. And I would work at a place where a fraud like Shishir isn't there. Bro, which world do you live in? People would gobble you. Do you think that you won't find Shishir or the insurance guy again? You fucking fool. Wherever you go, bro, Mumbai, theatre, film, love, relatives, you will find a new Shishir everywhere. Talent is the currency. Become capable and success will follow you. A fucking writer wrote it in an AC room while scratching his balls. Naive and cute boys and girls believed it. Do you know what happens in reality? In reality, the talented person is prepared to receive the trophy. Then comes the one who is half as talented as him. He humiliates the talented one badly. And asks him to clear his path as he is going to receive the trophy. He goes ahead and takes the trophy. The talented one stands at the back. He doesn't say anything or fight back. Why? Because that f**king fool tells himself that he is deserving. Success will follow me. He keeps standing there all his life, bro. You think like that. Because it's easy to snatch something. And it's easier to steal something. It's difficult to become deserving. Listen. There is a price to pay for deceiving oneself as well. It comes all at once. And God settles all scores. You are cute, bro. Let's start the handover from tomorrow. Hey. It's Jimmy. Bro, I am shit-scared here. Your uncle is suspicious of me. Look, if you want to call me in future, then call me at Jatin's number or WhatsApp call me. Your uncle is impossible. He must be getting my calls recorded. He is Mr. R Rao. And this is his phone number. He chose a flat of 14 crore in Springfield Society. Those flats are listed in your company. The advance will come in a day or two. Bro, before that, pull the strings. Uncle, I can do that. But there is a problem. Oh no. There are too many problems already. What happened now? Uncle, whatever deals we are snatching from uncle, they shouldn't be recorded under my company or my name. And it's essential that someone else faces the client from my company. Only then it's possible that uncle won't find out that I'm connected to all this. And that's only possible if my boss is a marital pimp. So, is he not a marital pimp? I assumed that he is. But I am confused after having a conversation today. Bro, one second. Please keep teaching me as well. What does a marital pimp mean? A big pimp. Look, bro. There are two ways to become big. First, become a big broker. -What does a broker mean? -A pimp. Second, become a sex worker. That means a sex worker of the highest order. And who is a sex worker? A prostitute. So, just like every other pimp, Mr. Marital pimp's job is to earn money while someone else gets fucked. Like a politician. Big businessmen, high-class people, people on top. But the sex worker would earn money but he would get fucked himself. A sex worker means the middle-class people, lower-class, artists, retailers. So, what will you become? What do you mean by what he will become? Bro, we have to become a big pimp. Isn't that wrong? You earn the profits while someone else gets fucked. Whatever the sex worker is doing, he won't be guilty at least. He would have his mental peace and self-respect. But the big pimp would have the world. So, to hell with mental peace. And f**k self-respect. Get it? Hello, brother Shishir. Yes. Yes. Okay, brother. Was that your boss? He was saying that he is a little shy. But he is a top-class pimp. Bro, congratulations. That's it. A little bit of commission should come to me in huge suitcases. It will be amazing. Look at this as well. What if you don't get a job immediately? Do you have an emergency plan in place? I have some savings in my account. The household expenses and mom's expenses can be met for two to three months. You don't just have to meet your expenses. You had to plan properly and go to Mumbai. I told you a thousand times to do financial planning. If you get fired or fall sick is a part of the emergency planning as well. Emergency planning is not savings. Do you know who does savings? My grandma. You are more sensible than my grandma, right? Come on. Take out your phone. Let's book a consultation call now with the financial advisor. Chauhan, let me first get a job. I won't be able to invest anyway until I get a job. The advisor won't just make you do investment planning. Prashant, this is your lucky stock. Invest your money in it. He would help you with complete financial planning. He would just get your financial data in the first call. About your investments, loans, insurance, assets and liabilities. You would receive a financial score according to that like a blood report. Then your advisor would explain a financial plan to you. And then whatever deficiencies are identified in the blood report, according to that, the doctor suggests supplements, exercises, etc. Your advisor will ask you to follow three to four care action items. My dear brother. If you get the new job after a month or two or whenever, you can start planning now. So, I should book it on my phone? Yes, sir. Give it to me. I will book it for you. Hurry up. Give it to me. Your crowning ceremony for playing the main role will start once the class begins. Right? Come on. Look at this here, bro. The app of 1 Finance. Is everyone here? -Yes, sir. -Yes, sir. So, let's start then. Keeping in mind the auditions that took place yesterday, I am going to declare who is going to do the main role. You won't need this. So nervous about the result today, bro. I thought a lot about it last night and even this afternoon. So, keeping everything in mind, I have decided that the main role will be played by Samarth. -So, today, -Yes, man. -we will start with scene number 3. -Who will play the main role? I think everyone heard it. No, Pandit Ji, we heard it. But my performance was far better than his. Prashant, I am the one to decide that. As I said that I need to take many things into consideration apart from talent. No. Pandit Ji. I told you that I would come before time. I would come at 5 if you say. -I would come in the morning if you say. -Look, Prashant, I thought a lot about my decision and it's final. So, is that what you thought about! This boy from Splitsvilla deserves this role more than me? More than me, Pandit Ji? Prashant, you can leave today's rehearsal. We will talk when you calm down tomorrow. Where is Ramesh? I asked for water a long time back. Pandit Ji, I will tell him. Come on. Do you know what happens in reality? In reality, the talented person is prepared to receive the trophy. Then comes the one who is half as talented as him. He humiliates the talented one badly. And asks him to clear his path as he is going to receive the trophy. And the talented one stands in a corner. And the other one goes ahead and takes the trophy. No one else should know in the office. It should just be your regular builder client for them. This is a big fraud. When the news goes public, there will surely be an investigation. I will push the sales team in my own way. And we won't sell 20 units. We will sell 50 units. Brother. Cheers. Let me buy you a drink. Make him a drink. Brother, I am thinking of meeting my dad today. So, I can't drink. Are you scared of your dad? Only my dad. Brother, there is one more thing. There is a big dealer in Gurgaon. His name is Telka Kukreja. He is my uncle. I have an insider in his firm. I get to know which client he is going to sell a property to beforehand. Brother, I want to bring these deals to our company. But if we want to play in the long run, brother, I would need a salesman who could be the face of these deals. We will create a fake, dummy salesman account and reflect the details there. You can pick anyone from the company to be the face of the deal. He will ask for a cut and that should go from your commission. Both of you have to earn that from the client. -Done. -Done. And now, I hope you won't fire me and get me arrested. I told you that if you bring fraudulent proposals to me in the office, then I would fire you. But we are outside the office now. And outside the office, you become the big pimp. What? Tell me. You don't remember me at all. I can smell the chicken cooked by you. Let me taste it at least. Uncle Kapoor is here. Let's do it some other day, not tonight. I didn't elope with Uncle Kapoor's daughter. I will also talk to him. Okay! -Give me bread at least. -It's not there. I only made four of them. Two for Mr. Kapoor and two for me. I can do with just one bread. Son, go and get one for yourself. I hope there won't be a shortage of chicken. No. I cooked extra. You can have it. -Uncle, am I a fool? -What, son? Am I a fool? No, son. You are our darling son. Why are you calling yourself a fool? Uncle, my mom left me long back. Then my younger brother passed away as well. I only have my father left who knows the reason behind what I am doing. Isn't it his duty to ask me if everything is going fine? Is your work going fine? Are you doing fine? What does my dad tell me? Have chicken. I cooked extra. Have chicken if you want to or just go home. I am leaving. I just came to tell you that I set uncle's car on fire. The one he didn't allow brother and you to sit in. Should I appreciate you? I burnt down a car worth 12.5 lacs. To exact revenge for your son and my brother. So, yes. Appreciate me. And feed me chicken and bread. Your uncle is a fraud. And you too have become a fraud to exact revenge on him. What should I appreciate you for? What should I say? That you did a great job. Dad, I am at least doing something. I am doing something at least. I am not sitting home and drinking whisky with chicken. I am at least exacting revenge for my brother's death and our humiliation. I am at least doing something. Who would appreciate me? Who knows about this? The one I am doing it for. And that's my father. Do you know why you are doing all this? You love money within. The revenge and the story that you are narrating, you can say that to yourself. For earning money. Is mom asleep? You rascal. Do you have any shame left, you scoundrel? Your mom's treatment is on and your dad is struggling. And you came home drunk. She fought with me to not call you as your practice must be going on. Is this your practice, you dog? You should just die out of shame. Who is it? Mom. Why did you get up and come here? I felt like talking to you. So, I came here. You could have asked me to come. I was just going to come and see you. I thought that you must have slept. How do you feel? You wouldn't be feeling nice after getting chemotherapy. Tell me how bad you are feeling. Everything is fine. You tell me. How is it going for you? Everything is going well for me. I am asking because nothing is going well. Tell me honestly. What shall I say? Everything is fine, mom. Honestly. You never invited me to your plays but you must be good at acting. You are acting so well at home. When you found out about my condition, you were in Mumbai. Your film was about to start. I asked your dad multiple times not to tell you about it. But he said, how can he not tell you as you are the only son? Then what I feared happened. You returned in two days. And since that day to date in 1.5 years, for the first time, you came to your room before seeing me. There must be something. Mom. It's nothing. Honestly. I don't say it to you. But I feel very bad that you got stuck because of me. What can I do? If there was a button, then I would have switched it off and departed. I would have set you free. Do this. Let's go to your room. You are intoxicated with the therapy. You are talking absurdly. I am intoxicated. Your dad was saying that someone else got intoxicated today. I don't know Judo or Karate. I am not good with fancy words. But it would have been wrong if I could not see. If I knew the truth, I wouldn't be able to tell a lie. Who is that? That's the hero. I am not scared of the world making fun of me. They can get mad at me and choose not to talk to me. I am not scared of even dying. Who is immortal anyway? I am just scared that I might get tired and scared and think about my comfort or what's easy and pity myself with the thought that I am undeserving and unlucky and get jealous of someone else's success and finally, give up on my dreams. Who is that? That's the hero. And I swear that I won't cry over my destiny even for a minute. I won't waste even a second with wishful thinking. I will take what's mine rightfully from my destiny. God, how would I sleep peacefully by snatching someone else's right? I love living like a poet. And I also learnt that if I fight, I would be attacked right on my chest. Who is that? That's the hero. Hello? Do you want to earn 10 lacs in a month? I don't want to become immortal or a king or popular. Keep your worldly malicious ways away from me. And I don't want to be known as a hero. -Who is that? -That's that hero. That's the hero.", [प्रशंसा] मैम आपने बुलाया कम मिस्टर सुमित मुझे कंप्लेंट आई है दो तीन पेरेंट्स से उनके बच्चे वियर्ड बिहेव कर रहे हैं दो तीन वीक से बच्चे कह रहे हैं कि यह उनके म्यूजिक क्लास का होमवर्क है यड बिहेव कर रहे हैं मतलब क्या कर रहे हैं सब खुद से बातें कर रहे हैं शीशे में देखकर नॉन लिविंग थिंग से बातें कर रहे हैं और जब उन्हें कोई डांटता है या समझाता है तो कुछ मंत्र बोलने लग जाते हैं कु जुबली जुबली करके बाय द वे आई हर्ड समथिंग सिमिलर कमिंग फ्रॉम योर क्लास ए वेल नो मैम इट इट जस्ट सिंपल साइकोलॉजिकल ट्रिक उनका डर कम करने के लिए मैम मतलब आई मेड देम बिलीव कि ये जो चाम है इसे बोलने से जो भी उन्हे डरा रहा है या यू नो डी मोटिवेट कर रहा है दे विल लूज दे पावर सो प्सी फेक्ट मैम इन शॉर्ट मैम आईम जस्ट सपोर्टिंग आवर स्कूल मोटो बी ब्रेव मिस्टर सुम य साइकोलॉजी आपने कहीं से सीखी है ड यू नो ऑफ एनी स्कूल्स प्रैक्टिसिंग दिस नो मैम य मेरी पर्सनल वेंशन है जो भी यनो फम ट व फ माफ पर्सनली मिस्टर सुमित माय किड्स आर नॉट गिनी पिग्स जिन पर आप अपनी य साइकोलॉजी के इन्वेंशन के एक्सपेरिमेंट्स कर रहे हैं आई थिंक व हायर्ड यू टू टीच म्यूजिक सो आई रिक्वेस्ट यू टू प्लीज जस्ट स्टिक टू इट मैम आईम सॉरी बट मैम मरे हुए लोगों से म्यूजिक थोड़ी आएगा या कुछ भी और अच्छा लेकिन अगर हम एक बच्चे को यह सिखा देते हैं कि यू नो अपने ड्रीम को कैसे सुनते हैं फिर कैसे उसका ख्याल रखते हैं फिर कैसे उसके लिए लड़ते हैं मैम उसके बाद वो बच्चा जो भी करेगा इट विल बी जस्ट प्योर डिवाइन म्यूजिक या मैथ्स सॉरी मैम आई एम जस्ट बीइंग ऑनेस्ट आई आई एम रियली इंप्रेस्ड विद दिस थॉट मिस्टर सुमित द प्रॉब्लम दिस डेज ज टीचर्स मूवी से कुछ ज्यादा ही इ है दे थिंक ऑफ देम सेल्स ए आमिर खान ऑफ तारे जमीन पे एंड हेस ल दिस रोमांटिसाइज टॉक सो कैन आई प्लीज रिक्वेस्ट यू टू स्टॉप ट्रांग टू बी हीरो एंड जस्ट बी अ गुड म्यूजिक टीचर इंस्टेड टेक दिस एस द फर्स्ट एंड लास्ट वानिंग आप सही कह रहे हैं हीरो ट्राई तो करता हूं मैं बनने की लेकिन वी ऑल हैव ग इट रंग न वी थिंक अबाउट क्या होता है हीरो बनना ल [संगीत] फना सर आई कम इन सर हम ड्रीम बोने वाली एक्टिविटी स्टार्ट [संगीत] करें यार प्रिंसिपल मैम ने डांट लगा दी मुझे आज क्या बच्चों को म्यूजिक ही नहीं सिखा रहे तो आज एक पोयम करते हम पोयम का नाम है हीरो [संगीत] कौन तू रख बस जिंदा तेरा खवाब आगे बढ़ रख भीतर राख ये दुनिया दाने देगी फौत तू चल उड़ बंदिशों के पार कौन मुझे रोके का को बे बाब लेरा भाई तेरा ल से करा सपनों का बीचा ना सोचा नतीजा सुनी बस दिल की तम मिला चैन सुनी बस ु की चकी बु थूत बिगाड़ दू साइडों पे भाई तेरा बावा है साइकोपैथ भक भाई तेरा सब करा बैंग पहले ही दिन से मुझे रहना था सालो की लीक से अलग इन्ह भी पता था साला ये शेर है भेड़ों की भीड से अलग तू रख तेरा घर गाड़ी बंगला नौकरी ना किसी चीज की तलब तेरा पैसा और अलग ची दे फलक मामा तुझे शायद याद भी नहीं होगा ये वही गाड़ी है जिसमें मेरा भाई और मेरे पापा तेरे बड़े बेटे की शादी से घर जाने वाले थे पर तुझे दिक्कत थी कि मेरा बाप शराब पी के तेरी करोड़ों की गाड़ी की लाखों की सीट पर उल्टी ना कर दे तो तूने उन दोनों को स्कूटी से घर भेजा मेरा भाई वापस नहीं आएगा पर मामा वो हर एक चीज जिसने मुझे और मेरे घर को जलील किया है मैं जला दूंगा एक दिन तुझे भी जला दूंगा मामा ओए दो बियर पिलाऊंगी वीडियो बना अच्छी [संगीत] सी [संगीत] [संगीत] उम्र भर ख्याली भूतों से अगर मैं ना डरता खुदा मैं क्या जोर से जीता खुदा मैं क्या चैन से मरता हूं थैंक यू प्रशांत इट वास ब्यूटीफुल [संगीत] थ भाई आखे देख के बता रहा हूं मंगल सूत्र भी डाल देगा ना मना नहीं करेगी तो आप चारों लोगों की परफॉर्मेंस देख लिए मैंने अब कल रिहर्सल से पहले मु भूमिका कौन करेगा यह मैं अपना निर्णय बता दूंगा अंजली हाय कैसा लगा परफॉर्मेंस बताया तो बहुत अच्छा था यार किसी का क्लोज भी नहीं था यू वर परफेक्ट ओके डेट कर रही हो किसी को अभी हां नहीं कुछ नहीं कुछ और फीडबैक हो तो बताना ओके वैसे नहीं कर रही डेट किसी को अभी ओके या [संगीत] हम ओके वैसे हम मिल सकते हैं अ रिहर्सल के पहले या उसके बाद आई मीन यस [संगीत] हां ठीक है ठीक [संगीत] है बाय [संगीत] बाय [संगीत] हां भाई कैसा रहा चल बताता हूं कोई [संगीत] बात बोतल हाथ में पकड़ने के लिए नहीं दि है तुम्ह पानी पीती रहो थोड़ा थोड़ा अबे तू भी आज थोड़ा ऑफिस से जल्दी घर आ जाइए कोई इमरजेंसी हो जाती है एक बंदा होना चाहिए घर पे ठीक है क्या ठीक है रिहर्सल नहीं है तेरी आज तू अपनी रिहर्सल करके आई हो कोई जरूरत नहीं है कोई इमरजेंसी नहीं है पहली बार थोड़ी हो रही की वो मेरी अरे तुम पानी पियो यार और तू भी भाई तेरे जो मन में आए वो कर जानी ऐसी कौन सी रियल सेल होती है इनकी एक दिन रोक नहीं सकता बंदा मर जाए चाहे रुक सकती है रेर सेल एक दिन और भी बहुत कुछ रोका है मैंने जता नहीं रहा हूं इसलिए बता रहा हूं कि दोबारा मत बोलना मैंने क्या बोला मैंने कुछ बोला क्या इसे देख रही कैसे बात कर रहा है मेरे से इस समय तेरे लिए सबसे जरूरी नौकरी होनी चाहिए तेरी मां का सारा खर्चा तेरी तनख्वाह पर डिपेंड है और तू व ऑफिस में उसको बोल रहा है कि वहां टाइम नहीं दूंगा यहां बोल रहा है घर पर टाइम नहीं दूंगा अरे भाड़ में गए सीरियल चल यार अरे ये कोई समझदारी है तुम पानी पीती रहो थोड़ा-थोड़ा एक बार और चिल्लाए ना अब तो मैं गाड़ी से उतर के ऑटो से अपने आप आ जाऊंगी हॉस्पिटल प पीते रहना पानी थोड़ा थोड़ा सुन तू अपनी रिहर्सल करके आई हो और इस बार मैं आऊंगी तेरा नाटक देखने तेरे दो सारे एक्टर एक्टर कहते रहते हैं हमें तो दिखाया नहीं कभी कुछ आप तबीयत ठीक रखो अपनी बुला लूंगा बुला लूंगा नहीं इस बार मैं आऊंगी हमेशा कहता था कि नाटक में लीड रोल होगा तो बुलाऊंगा फिल्म रिलीज होगी तो बुलाऊंगा अब तो नाटक में लीड रोल है ना तेरा इस बार मैं आऊंगी तीन हफ्ते बाद होगा अगर तबीयत का ध्यान रखोगे अच्छे से तो लेकर जाऊंगा सही और पता है मैंने सोचा है कि मैं टीशर्ट पहन के आऊंगी जिसके ऊपर बड़ा बड़ा लिखा होगा हीरो की [संगीत] मां अच्छा एक बात बता अगर तू हीरो का रोल कर रहा है तो तेरे साथ हीरोइन भी तो होगी कोई नहीं अरे हीरोइन ही नहीं है ये कैसी स्टोरी मम्मी लड़किया है हीरोइन नहीं है और ऐसी स्टोरी भी होती है जिसमें हीरोइन होती है और हीरो नहीं होता अच्छा मैंने तो सोचा इसलिए नहीं बुलाता होगा कि मम्मी सामने बैठी है तो शर्माता होगा कि मम्मी के सामने हीरोइन से रोमांटिक सीन कैसे [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] करूंगा [संगीत] प्रेंस मेरी जान लेस खुले तेरे और क्या बोला कल गुरुजी ने आज बताएंगे और तूने फिर प्रिंस बोला मुझे मैं प्रंस बोला क्या प्यार सेने वाली ट्रिक ट्रा करी तूने जरूरत ही नहीं पड़ी जरूरत नहीं पड़ी तू तो कह र गुरुजी आज बताएंगे रिजल्ट पर भाई एक्टर को खुद पता चल जाता है मुझे सिलेक्ट करेंगे क्या कह रही है कौन क्या कह रही है भाई मेरा छोटा भाई प्रशांत उसके घर का नाम था प्रिंस व भी एक्टिंग का शौकीन था तेरी [संगीत] तरह व भी भोलू था तेरी तरह और वो भी लड़की से बात करते हु ना टांग पर टांग रख लेता था तेरी तरह [संगीत] निखिल य स प्रशांत को बुला एक्ली सबको बुला प्रशांत श सर कॉलिंग य एंड ही आस्क एवरीवन टू बी देर सोट मीन यू [संगीत] टू [संगीत] आओ आओ बैठो बैठो ब भाई मैं ना मिसस कविता से पूछ रहा था वन ऑफ माय एंप्लॉई लीड एक्टर इन रेप थिएटर एंड हाउ कम आ सो [संगीत] लेट कैसा रहा कल प्रैक्टिस मैं गया नहीं सर आई टेक्ड यू आई वास कमिंग टू ऑफिस एंड माय कार ब्रोक डाउन पर एक्चुअली मैं चाहता हूं कि तुम जाओ रेगुलरली ट यू डोंट मिस अ सिंगल डेज प्रैक्टिस पर यह डिसाइड करने के लिए कि इफ यू एक्चुअली हैव द टैलेंट और नॉट सोट वी कैन अला यू टू गो फॉर योर प्रैक्टिस हमें तुम्हारा एक परफॉर्मेंस देखना पड़ेगा चलो सब सुन लो प्रशांत एक परफॉर्मेंस देने वाला है और एंड में होगी वोटिंग तो वच केयरफुली सर नवर यू आर रेडी अभी क्यों अरे तुम तो बड़े हीरो हो बड़े थिएटर का और हीरो को तो कभी भी पूछो रेडी रहना चाहिए एक्टिंग करने के लिए है कि नहीं अरे कर ले भाई सब वेट कर रहे हैं चलो चलो तो मैं एक पोयम परफॉर्म करना चाहूंगा इसका नाम है हीरो कौन बहुत पहले की बात है पर मुझे आज भी याद है एक सर थे मेरे क्लास में बैठे थे एकदम मन फिर सिर ऊपर किया और पूछा सबसे बच्चों बताओ हीरो कौन बच्चे बोले सर जिनके सिल्की बाल और खुले बटन से चमके छाती स्टाइल में चलते चाल हर लड़की देख मुड़ जाती सिनेमा हॉल में आती पिक्चर इनकी डीडीएलजे गदर शोले और डन सर सुन केसे और बोले नो और सोचो बताओ हीरो कौन अब बच्चे कंफ्यूज यही तो होता है ना हीरो अमिताभ बच्चन शाहरुख खान सलमान खान फिर एक बच्चा आखिर में पूरे कॉन्फिडेंस से बोला सर मैं बताऊंगा सर खेल जो खेले जीत जाए माइका लाल कोई हरा ना पाए 20 का डोला 56 की छाती इन्हें गिरा के कर दे टल्ली ऐसी कोई बोतल नहीं आती मर्द ऐसा जबरदस्त पैट गीली कर ले बड़े-बड़े डॉन सर सुनके और जोर सेसे फिर बोले नो और सोचो बताओ हीरो कौन अब बच्चे हो गए कंफ्यूज कर ली है डेफिनेशन यूज पर हीरो क्या है समझ नहीं आ रहा बोले सर आप ही बताओ सर दर्द हो रहा है हमारा सर थोड़ा सा से और [संगीत] बोले मैं जानता हूं कुछ हीरो जिनकी कभी नहीं हुई जीत सिनेमा हॉल तो छोड़ो उनकी गली में भी गाए नहीं गए उनके ग गीत सिल्की बाल तो कहां से होंगे कंघी तक का शौक नहीं और चाल चाल इतनी टूटी कि लगे अगले मोड़ पर ही ना गिर जाए [संगीत] कहीं ना मिली जमाने से इज्जत ना मिला घर दोस्त लड़की का प्यार मैं जानता हूं कुछ हीरो जिनकी लड़ने से पहले ही पक्की थी हार बच्चे बोले सर यह हीरो कैसे हुआ सर बोले यह हीरो कैसे हुआ यह हीरो ऐसे [प्रशंसा] हुआ इसके बाद क्या वोटिंग करेंगे भाई हम कांग्रेचुलेशन तुम जा सकते हो प्रैक्टिस हर रोज थैंक यू सर कविता ऑफिश डाल दो मेल पे बाकी सब फील पे मजा आ गया या खड़े क्या परफॉर्मेंस थी यार मजा आ गया बाकी भी सुनाई यार बीच में रह गया ना बहुत बढ़िया भाई बहुत बढ़िया प्रशांत मैंने मेल भेज दिया तुम मीट म यू गो थ्रू इट बहुत बढ़िया भाई बेहतरीन [संगीत] बेहतरीन [संगीत] इस समय तेरे लिए सबसे जरूरी नौकरी होनी चाहिए तेरी मां का सारा खर्चा तेरी तनख पर डिपेंड [संगीत] है सर दो मिनट बात कर सकते हैं प्रशांत मुझे भी बात करनी थी तेरे से सो थ तेरा रिप्लेसमेंट है राजकुमार 15 दिन है तेरे पास कंप्लीट हैंड ओवर देने के लिए एंड म लास्ट वकिंग िस सर सर मुझे टर्मिनेशन के बारे में बात करनी थी सर मुझे एक भी वार्निंग नहीं मिली आज तक और व सोसाइटी में जो उस दिन हु मुझे ल था व सेट जब हमारी बात हुई प्रशांत तुझे लग रहा है कि मैंने तुझे इसलिए ला क्योंकि वो सोसाइटी वाली या फिर तू कल रिहर्सल के लिए गया हा ऑफिली तो मैंने एचआर को यही रीजन बताया पर असली में मैंने तुझे क्यों निकाला यह तो सोच और अगर लास्ट डे तक तुझे नहीं पता चला तब मैं तुझे बताऊंगा उसकी मीटिंग भी तो होगी शाम को 7 बजे सर लेकिन डों फगेट द हैंड ओवर टू [संगीत] राजकुमार दो मिनट हैके [संगीत] पास बोल भाई इज दिस ड़ा रिलैक्स लाइटर है शायद प्रॉब्लम पता है क्या है एगजैक्टली सेम ना मेरे पास एक असली गन भी है बिल्कुल सेम डिजाइन की बिल्कुल सेम वेट की पड़ी हुई सेम जगह होती है तो साला हर बार ना सिगरेट जलाने से पहले चेक करना पड़ता गन है या लाइटर मैगजीन निकाल के फ कभी-कभी मैं नहीं करता जब मेरा मूड खराब होता है ना तब मैं चांस पर छोड़ देता हूं चटा लाइटर तो लाइटर गोली तो गोली दो करोड़ कमाना है 10 दिन में आज मूड ठीक है तेरा चेक किया क्या लाइटर की का ट्र करके देखते हैं [संगीत] डोंट लाइटर टा स्कीम यह है गुड़गांव के गोल्फ को एक्सटेंशन पर एक हाई रा सोसाइटी बनर दो टावर 20 फ्लोर चार फ्लैट पर फ्लोर पर परमिशन सिर्फ 10 फ्लोर की थी बिल्डर ने पहले पैसा देके अप्रूवल ले लिया जैसे ही नया ऑफिसर आया उसने आते कंस्ट्रक्शन रुकवा दी प्रॉपर पेनल्टी देने के लिए बोला है अग अगले एक महीने में पेनल्टी नहीं भरी तो कंस्ट्रक्शन बंद बिल्डर क्या कह रहा है इतनी पेनल्टी भरी तो मेरा प्रॉफिट ही नहीं बचेगा अ मुद्दा बात कर भाई दो करोड़ कहां से आएगा बिल्डर एक बड़ी फॉर्म ढूंढ रहा है जो अगले एक महीने में जितने हो सके बचे यूनिट्स बेज दे इससे पहले कि ये कंस्ट्रक्शन बंद होने वाली न्यूज बाहर आए टा 160 में से 110 यूनिट अभी बचे हैं अगर हमने 20 भी बेच दिए तो आपको मिलेगा सेलिंग प्राइस का 10 पर और 1 करोड़ का एक यूनिट का 10 पर हुआ 10 लाख और अगर हमने 20 यूनिट भी बेच दी है छटा आपको मिलेगा दो करोड़ और तुझे कितना परस 5 पर कहां था भाई तूल प्रिय प् [संगीत] भाष इ मेला इ माद परिवा यस न द स्पॉट फर और पुलिस केस अलग से चटा मैं 15 पर की बात करूं आउट ऑफ माय [संगीत] [संगीत] ऑफिस आज आज थिएटर के बात दो तीन लोगों से मिलवा हूं सैलरी कम ज्यादा होगी और जॉब दिलवा देंगे भाई तेरा अगर मूड नहीं है आज तू ब्रेक ले ले मेरी मीटिंग है एक मैं वो कर लूंगा तूने बताना शजर को हमारी जो बात हुई थी कल को कॉल कैसे आया सच बताऊ भाई मेरा फायदा होता तो बता देता पर मेरा फायदा था नहीं फायदा फायदा ही तो नहीं करवा रहा मैं उस शिशिर का लोगों को झूठ बोल के उन्हें घर भेज के इसलिए अब तू आ गया मेरी जगह उसका फायदा करवाने जिसने मेरे मम्मी को गलत दि चोरस बेची व भी तो फायदा देख रहा था ना अपना अपने बॉस का मेरा फायदा मेरा कमीशन मेरा पैसा मेरा सब कुछ दूसरे का दूसरे का क्या दूसरे की जिंदगी चाहे झंड हो जाए दूसरा चाहे मर जाए हमें हमारा फायदा मिलता रहे प्रिस यही जीवन है भाई सब अपना फायदा देखेंगे भाई जंगल में शेर खाएगा जितनी उसे लगेगी भूख फर्क नहीं पड़ता उसको हिरण की मां को कितना हुआ दुख ओ भाई इंसान बहुत पहले जंगल छोड़ के बाहर आ गया था [संगीत] यहां क्योंकि कुछ अलग है यहां गांव में शहर में यहां ना हर चीज पाने का तरीका बना है जो जंगल से अलग है अगर जंगल होता ना तो जो चाहिए मार के लूट रहे होते लोग वही हो रहा प्रिंस बस भाई मारने की जरूरत नहीं पड़ रही क्योंकि पैसे देक सब मिल रहा है भाई हां से मैं आता हूं ना कलाकार की दुनिया वहां नहीं चलता तेरा पैसा वहां टैलेंट इ द करेंसी गंदी ही फैला सेल्स और बिजनेस की दुनिया में बब अपनी कला पर ध्यान दूंगा और किसी ऐसी जगह नौकरी करूंगा जहां श से फ्रड ना हो कि नेरा भाई तू खा जाएंगे भाई तुझे तो लोग तुझे क्या लग रहा ते शशर दोबारा नहीं मिलेगा या तेरा वो इंश्योरेंस वाला ओ तू जहां जाएगा ना भाई मुंबई थिएटर फिल्म प्यार रिश्तेदार हर जगह तुझे नया शिशिर मिलेगा टैलेंट इ द करेंसी काबिल बनो सक्सेस जग मार के पीछे आएगी लिख दिया किसी राइटर ने ब्लैक कॉफी पीते भी तेज सुर में बैठ केखो जाते हुए मार लिया क्यूट क्यूट भोले वाले लड़के लड़कियों ने असली में पता क्या होता है असली में ना टैलेंटेड इंसान जा रहा होता है ट्रॉफी लेने पीछे से आता है उससे आधे से भी कम टैलेंटेड वो इस टैलेंटेड इंसान के मुंह पर दो जूत मारता है और बोलता है साइड में खड़ा हो देख रहा है मैं ट्रॉफी लेने जा रहा हूं और वो जाता है और ट्रॉफी लेके चला जाता है और ये टैलेंटेड इंसान पीछे खड़ा रहता है कुछ कहता नहीं लड़ता नहीं [संगीत] क्यों क् खड़े हो के ना अपने आप को बोल रहा होता है मैं तो काबिल हू सक्से सरियों के पीछे झक मार [संगीत] के ये जिंदगी भर वही खड़ा रह जाता है भाई तुझे ऐसा लगता है क्योंकि छीनना आसान है और चोरी करना चोरी करना तो और भी आसान है काबिल बनना मुश्किल है सुन खुद को धोखा देने की भी ना एक कीमत है एक बार में आता है बड़ा बलाता है क्यों उठा भाई तू कल से स्टार्ट करते हैं [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] भया भाई य बैठे बैठे फट रही है मेरी तेरे मामा को फुल डाउट हो गया मेरे प देख तू आगे से कॉल करियो ना तो जतन के फोन पर करियो या कॉल करियो तेरे मामा का भरोसा कि मेरी कॉल रिकॉर्डिंग भी निकलवा रहा होगा यह मिस्टर आरल राव और यह इसका फोन नंबर 14 करोड़ का फ्लैट पसंद किया इन्होने स्प्रिंगफील्ड सोसाइटी में तेरी कंपनी में वह फ्लैट लिस्टेड है एक दो दिन में एडवांस आएगा भाई उससे पहले पहले खींच दे मीटर अंकल खींच तो दो मीटर एक बस हुई है बस अरे यार पहले दर्जन बस हो रखी है अब और क्या हुआ है अंकल जो भी डील मामा से खींच रहे हैं वो मेरी कंपनी मेरे नाम पर रिकॉर्ड नहीं होनी चाहिए और जरूरी है कि मेरी कंपनी से क्लाइंट फेसिंग भी कोई और करे तभी चांसेस है कि मामा को मेरा सबसे कनेक्शन कभी पता नहीं चलेगा और यह तभी होगा अगर मेरा बॉस होगा बीवी दल्ला तो वो बीवी दिला नहीं है मुझे लगता तो था कि है पर आज बात करके थोड़ा हिल गया मेरा मानना एक सेकंड मुझे भी बताते रहा करो ना बीवी दला मतलब बड़े वाला दला देख भाई दो तरीके हैं बड़ा बनने के पहला बनो बड़े वाला दल्ला दल्ला मतलब प दूसरा बनो मिस्टर टीके कश्ती यानी टॉप की कश्ती गश्ती माना प्रोस्टिट्यूट तो हर दल्ले की तरह मिस्टर बीवी दल्ला उसका काम है कि होगा कोई और पर पैसे कमाए य जैसे नेता बड़े बिजनेसमैन हाय क्लास ऊपर वाले पर टीके गश्ती पैसा कमाए टीके कश्ती पर भी होगा खुद टीके कश्ती टीके कश्ती यानी मिडिल क्लास लोअर क्लास कलाकार दुकानदार तो तू क्या बनेगा तू क्या बनेगा क्या बीवी दल्ला बनना है भाई गलत नहीं है फायदा आपका पले कोई और कम से कम टी कश्ती जो कर रहा है उसको गिल्ट तो नहीं होगा उसके पास अपना मेंटल पीस होगा अपनी सेल्फ रेस्पेक्ट होगी पर बीवीडी के पास होगी दुनिया तो भाड़ में जाए मेंटल पीस और सेल्फ रिस्पेक्ट समझा [संगीत] हेलो शशर चटा जी जी ओके टा बस था क रहा था बस थोड़ा शर्माता हूं मैं वरना दलो के लिस्ट में तो टॉप में आता हूं भाई मुबारक हो बस थो कशन एक दो अटके आ जावाद [संगीत] आले जॉब नहीं लगी जल्दी से तो कुछ इमरजेंसी प्लानिंग कर रखी है तूने कुछ सेविंग्स है अकाउंट में मम्मी का और बाकी घर का खर्चा चल जाएगा दो तीन महीना बस चलाना नहीं है भाई प्लानिंग करके मुंबई जाना था 1000 बार बोला था फाइनेंशियल प्लानिंग कर ले यह इमरजेंसी प्लानिंग की अगर फायर हो गया तो अगर बीमार हो गया तो यह भी पार्ट होता है उसका इमरजेंसी प्लानिंग सेविंग्स नहीं तुझे पता है सेविंग्स कौन करती है मेरी नानी मेरी नानी से तो ज्यादा समझदार है ना भाई तू चल फोन निकाल अपना कंसल्टेशन कॉल बुक कर लेते हैं अभी फाइनेंसियल एडवाइजर के साथ अरे जॉब तो लगने दे चौहान पहले जब तक जॉब नहीं होगी मैं वैसे भी इन्वेस्ट नहीं कर पाऊंगा भाई सिर्फ इन्वेस्ट प्लानिंग तो नहीं करवाएगा तेरा एडवाइजर प्रशांत जी यह आपका लकी स्टॉक लगा दो पैसा पूरी फाइनेंशियल प्लानिंग करवाएगा वो और अभी पहली कॉल में तुझसे सिर्फ तेरा फाइनेंशियल डटा लेगा तेरे इन्वेस्टमेंट्स क्या है तेरे लोस तेरे इंश्योरेंस तेरी एसेट्स तेरी लायबिलिटीज फिर उसके हिसाब से तेरा फाइनेंशियल स्कोर आएगा जैसे ब्लड रिपोर्ट आती है फिर तेरा एडवाइजर तुझे एक फाइनेंशियल प्लान एक्सप्लेन करेगा और तब जैसे ब्लड रिपोर्ट में जो भी कमी पेशी होती है उसके हिसाब से सप्लीमेंट्स एक्सरसाइजस कुछ कुछ चीजें बताता है डॉक्टर तेरा एडवाइजर तुझे तीन से चार क्लियर एक्शन आइटम्स बताएगा फॉलो करने के लिए तो मेरी जान मेरे भाई तेरी नई जॉब अब एक महीने बाद लगे या दो महीने बाद लगे या जब भी लगे तू यह प्लानिंग अभी से शुरू कर सकता है तो फोन पर बुक करनी है यस सर दे मैं कर देता हूं बक फटाफट दे वैसे भी क्लास शुरू हो गई तो तेरी मुख्य किरदार की ंग सेरेमनी शुरू हो जाएगी है ना आजा यह है भाई देख वन फाइनेंस की [संगीत] प आ गए सब लोग जी जी तो चलिए शुरू करते हैं फिर सबसे पहले कल जो ऑडिशन हुए थे उनको ध्यान रखते हुए मुख्य भूमिका कौन करेगा यह मैं आज बताने वाला था तुम्हे जरूरत नहीं पड़ेगी इसकी सोना रिजल्ट ्र काफी चिंतन मनन किया मैंने कल रात और आज दोपहर तक तो सारी बातों को ध्यान में रखते हुए मैंने यह निर्णय लिया कि मुख्य भूमिका करेंगे समर्थ चलिए तो आज सीन नंबर तीन से शुरू करेंगे कौन करेगा मुख्य भूमिका सुन लिया सबने शायद नहीं पंडित जी सुन लिया पर मेरा परफॉर्मेंस 100 गुना अच्छा था इससे प्रशांत जी वो निर्णय मैं करूंगा और जैसा कि मैंने कहा कि प्रतिभा के अलावा भी बहुत सारी चीजें ध्यान में रखनी होती हैं नहीं पंडित जी मैंने कहा आपको कि मैं टाइम से पहले आ जाया करूंगा आप कहोगे तो मैं 500 बजे आ जाया करूंगा पंडित जी अगर आप बोलोगे मैं सुबह आ जाया करूंगा यहां पे देखिए प्रशांत जी मेरा निर्णय सोचा समझा और अंतिम है तो ये सोचा आपने कि ये स्प्लिट फील वाला लौंडा मेरे से ज्यादा डिजर्व करता है ये पार्ट मेरे से ज्यादा पंडित जी प्रशांत जी आप आज की रेसल छोड़ के जा सकते हैं कल जब आप शांत हो जाएंगे तब बात [संगीत] करेंगे और कहां वो रमेश उसको पानी के लिए इतनी देर से बोला मैंने जी जी जी मैं बोलता हूं पंडित [संगीत] जी चलिए असली में पता क्या होता है असली में ना टैलेंटेड इंसान जा रहा होता है ट्रॉफी लेने पीछे से आता है उससे आधे से भी कम टैलेंटेड वो इस टैलेंटेड इंसान के मुंह पर दो जूत मारता है और बोलता है साइड में खड़ा हो देख र मैं ट्रॉफी लेने जा रहा हूं और साइड में खड़ा हो जाता है और वो जाता है ट्रॉफी लेके चला जाता [संगीत] है ऑफिस में किसी और को पता नहीं होना चाहिए उनके लिए श जस्ट बी रेगुलर बिल्डर क्लाइंट बहुत बड़ा फ्रॉड है जब न्यूज पब्लिक होगी तो इन्वेस्टिगेशन होगी पक्का सेल्स टी को तो मैं अपनी तरीके से पुश करूंगा और 20 नहीं बेचेंगे 50 यूनिट [संगीत] बेचेंगे चढ़ा चीयर्स चल ड्रिंक मंगाता हूं तेरे लिए भाई पिलाओ ने आ चटा पापा से मिलने की सोच रहा हूं तो पीके नहीं जा सकता फटती है क्या बाप से सिर्फ बाप से अच्छा टा एक एक और चीज थी ये गुड़गांव काने एक बहुत बड़ा डीलर है तिलकराज कुरेजा नाम है मेरा मामा है उसकी फर्म में ना ना मेरा एक इनसाइडर है तो ये किस क्लाइंट को कौन सी प्रॉपर्टी बेचने वाला है मुझे पहले ही पता चल जाता है टा य डील्स में अपनी कंपनी में लाना चाहता हूं लेकिन अगर गेम लंबा चलाना है तो शटा मुझे एक सेल्स वाला चाहिए होगा जो इन डील्स का फेस बन सके सेल्स हम एक फेक एक डमी सेल्समैन अकाउंट बना के उसमें दिखा देंगे हां तुझे डील का फेस बनने के लिए कोई चाहिए होगा तू पिक कर ले कंपनी से किसी को बस वह अपना कट मांगेगा तेरे कमीशन से वो तुम दोनों को बाहर सेटल करना है डन डन और अब कंपनी से निकाल के पुलिस से तो नहीं पकड़वा दोगे मुझे मैंने बोला था ऑफिस में मेरे पास फ्रॉड लेके आया हम तो फायर कर ा अब हम ऑफिस के बाहर और ऑफिस के बाहर हम मिस्त्र बीवीडी बन जाते हो रे काम बोल अपना दाम बोल आके फिर तू मारा पूरा नाम बोल र काम बोल अपना दाम बोल आके फिर तू मारा पूरा नाम [संगीत] रो बो रारा नाम बोलम बोलम बोल आके फिर तू मारा पूरा नाम बोल कोज में पैसे छोरे एसको बार काले धंधे काले कारनामे चाल रे पार काली गाडी काले शीशे बैठे भाईचारा आठ में सामान जावे मार के पार कोज में पैसे जोरे एसको बार काले धंदे काले कारना मेंे चाल रे बार काली दुनिया काले बंदे चाले संसार राख आत्म समान ना आरया पार मत मुझको मुझको बोल याद ही नहीं करते यार खुशबू आ रही है तेरे वाले से चिकन की टेस्ट तो करवा दो कूर अंकल बैठे आज रहने दे फिर क मैंने कौन सी कपूर अंकल की बेटी भगाई है मैं भी कर लूंगा बातें ठीक है रोटी तो दे दो नहीं है चार बनाई थी दो गपूर अंकल के लिए दो मेरे लिए यार मेरा एक रोटी से हो जाएगा जा बेटा तू ले ले जाके चिकन तो कम नहीं पड़ जाएगा नहीं एक्स्ट्रा बन गया खा ले अंकल जी मैं फू बेटे फ नहीं बेटे तू सा राजा पुत्र है [संगीत] अपने अंकल साी माते ते छोटा परा भी चला गया एक पयो बचा है ज जान जो कर रहे क्यों कर रहे ते फर्ज नहीं बन पूछे मेरे तो बेटे सब ठीक चल रहा है काम ठीक है तू ठीक है ते मेरा पयो क्या कहन चिकन खा ले एक्स्ट्रा बन गया है यार तूने चिकन खाना खा वना अपने घर जा यार जा रहा हूं बस यही बताने आया था कि मामा की गाड़ी जला दी [संगीत] मैंने जिसमें उसने आपको और भाई को बैठने नहीं दिया था [संगीत] श सा लाख की गाड़ी में आग लगा दी मैंने आपके बेटे और मेरे भाई का बदला लेने के लिए तो हां दो मुझे शाबाशी और खिलाओ मुझे चिकन के साथ रोटी एक फया तेरा मामा और उसे बदला ले रहा है तू खुद फाडिया बन के किस बात की शुशी दू तुझे क्या क बहुत अच्छा काम किया तूने बापा करते तो रहा हूं कुछ कर तो रहा हूं घर बैठ के विस्की के साथ चिकन तो नहीं पाड़ रहा अपने भाई की जान का बदला आपकी जिल्लत का बदला मेरी जिल्लत का बदला ले तो रहा हूं खून तो जला रहा हूं तो कौन देगा मुझे शाबाशी कौन जानता है यह सब जिसके लिए कर रहा हूं बाप ही तो है जानता है यह सब क्यों कर रहा है तुझे प्यार है पैसे से अपने माम् मेंे की तर ये जो बदला है ना यह जो कहानी तू सुना रहा है यह तू खुद अपने आप को सुना पैसा कमाने के [संगीत] लिए मम्मी सो गई जाद थोड़ी सी शर्म बची जाद मां बेचारी कर ट्रीटमेंट चल रहा है बाप साथ में धक्के खा रहा है और तू ड्रिंक करके आ रहा है घर व रही मेरे से कि उसको फोन मत करना उसकी प्रैक्टिस चल रही होगी और यह प्रैक्टिस चल रही तेरी कुत्ते तू जाके डूब मर [संगीत] यार [संगीत] कौन आप क्यों आ गए उठके बात करने का मन किया तो आ गई तो मुझे बोल देते मैं आने ही वाला था आपको मिलने मुझे लगा आप सो गए होंगे कैसा लग रहा हैमो करवा के अच्छा तो नहीं लग रहा होगा कितना बुरा लग रहा है यही बता दो सब बढ़िया है तू सुना तेरा कैसा चल रहा है मेरा तो सब अच्छा चल रहा है अच्छा नहीं चल रहा इसीलिए पूछ रही हूं सच सच बता क्या बताऊं सब सही है मम्मी सच्ची कभी बुलाया तो नहीं नाटक दिखाने पर एक्टिंग तो अच्छी करता होगा घर में इतनी बढ़िया कर [संगीत] रहा जब मेरी प्रॉब्लम का पता चला तो तू मुंबई में था ना तेरी फिल्म शुरू होने वाली थी मैंने बहुत कहा तेरे पापा से कि अभी मत बताओ उसे पर कहने लगे एकलौता बेटा है कैसे ना बताओ [संगीत] फिर वही हुआ जिसका डर था दो दिन में तो वापस आ गया और उस दिन से लेके आज डेढ़ साल में पहली बार तू मुझसे मिले बिना अपने कमरे में [संगीत] आया कुछ तो होगा मम्मी कुछ नहीं [संगीत] सची तुझे बताती नहीं हूं पर मुझे बहुत खराब लगता है मेरी वजह से तू अटक क्या करू कोई बटन होता ना तो बंद करके चली जाती फ्री कर देती तेरे को आप आप एक काम करो आप कमरे में चलो रेपी चढ़ गई है आपको कुछ भी बोल रहे हो आप मुझे चढ़ गई है तेरे पापा तो कह रहे थे कोई और चढ़ा के [संगीत] आया मुझे नहीं आता जुड़ कराटे मुझे नहीं आती तेज तरार बातें पर गलत होता मैं देख नहीं पाता पता हो सच तो मैं झूठ कह नहीं पाता यह कौन है यह है हीरो रता नहीं मैं जमाना उड़ाए मेरा मजाक करे मुझ पर गुस्सा ना करे मुझसे बात डर मुझे मरने का भी नहीं जिंदा आखिर बचता कौन है यार मुझे डर इस बात का है कि कहीं थक के डर के आसान या आराम का ख्याल करके मन में बेचारा मैं यह भर के किसी और के कामयाबी से चलन [संगीत] करके मैं मान ना लू मेरे सपनों से हार य कौन है यह है हीरो और कसम खाता हूं मैं मेरी किस्मत पर एक मिनट नहीं रंगा काश काश कर के एक सेकंड नहीं खूंगा मैं रोज जोर से खींच किस्मत से जो मेरा है पर किसी और का हक्का खा के खुदा मैं कैसे सोऊंगा वैसे तो आता है मजा मुझे कवि जैसे जीने में पर यह भी सीखा कि लड़ ले तो मारे तोप का गोला सीने में ये कौन है यह है हीरो हेलो 10 लाख कमाना एक महीने में मुझे नहीं बनना अमर नहीं बनना राजा नहीं बनना मशहूर अपने खोखले तमगे जमाने रख मुझसे दूर और नहीं कहलाना मुझे हीरो यह कौन है यही [संगीत] है [संगीत] [संगीत] अब समझ में आया कि जिमी अपने मामा का सब कुछ जलाना क्यों चाहता अंकित सवाल यह है कि जिमी अपने मामा से बदला लेने के लिए कहां तक जाएगा और क्या क्या जलागा और प्रशांत उस बचारे के पास तो जॉब है ना रोल है उस पास जिमी का 10 लाख का ऑफर तो है पर मैम क्वेश्चन ये है ना कि वो उस ऑफर को एक्सेप्ट करेगा कि नहीं करेगा क्योंकि लाइफ ने बहुत बड़ा बाउंसर तो मारा है उस बचारे प इसीलिए अंकित प्रॉपर फाइनेंशियल प्लानिंग की जरूरत होती है तुमने वन फाइनेंस के एडवाइजर से कॉल किया हां मुझे कल की डेट तो मिली है पर मुझे ये नहीं पता कि वो लोग बताएंगे क्या क्योंकि बेसिक सेविंग्स तो मैं करता ही हूं अंकित फाइनेंशियल सेविंग्स तो ठीक है पर इमरजेंसी के लिए तैयार होना भी बहुत जरूरी है एंड दैट इज वेर प्रॉपर फाइनेंशियल प्लानिंग हेल्प्स और ये प्लानिंग तैयार करने के लिए आपको हेल्प करते हैं वन फाइनेंस के एडवाइजर्स व्हाट एवर यर सिचुएशन अंकित दे विल टेक केयर ऑफ योर फाइनेंशियल वेल बीइंग थैंक यू मैम एंड गाइस आपको ये एपिसोड कैसा लगा हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में जरूर बताइए अपना फेवरेट सीन टाइम स्टम्स के साथ मेंशन भी कर सकते हैं आप एंड आल्सो डू सब्सक्राइब टू द वायरल फीवर इन्वेस्टमेंट इन सिक्योरिटीज मार्केट आर सब्जेक्ट टू मार्केट रिस्क रीड ऑल द रिलेटेड डॉक्युमेंट्स केयरफुली बिफोर इन्वेस्ट ि vZo6FoE91kI,Humorously Yours | New Season | Premieres 22nd December on @ZEE5,2023-12-18T14:21:30Z,PT2M10S,177317,6837,277,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZo6FoE91kI,, माय नेम इज विपुल गोयल हमने कॉलेज में एक रॉक बैंड बनाया था हमारे रॉक बैंड का नाम था कैश बैक स्ट्रीट बॉयज क्विट प्लेइंग गेम्स विथ माय हार्ट भी चला दो अरे सर मैं वो सिंगर नहीं हूं कॉमेडियन कौन से हो अच्छा क्या है यहां आके चार बार तो रास्ता भूले हो अरे इंसान अपनी गलतियों से ही सीखता है काव्या र्स मैं सीख ही रही हूं यू कॉल दिस एलाटी ये लॉन्ग आल एंड आइस नहीं मटल एंड मसाला चाय है ब्रो रिंक बनाना नहीं आता तो मत बनाओ वो भी अपने एलम में लेट्स गिव इट अप फॉर द नेक्स्ट एक्ट सिं बस खूब छाप रहा है नहीं आपको पता है मेन पैसा फन टूर में मैं जा रहा हूं अगले महीने ऑस्ट्रेलिया आपने तो कर ही होगा उर सोच रहे हैं ने बताया कि आप चार्टर्ड अकाउंट सीए तो आपको कुछ जोक्स थड या फोर्थ अटम में समझ आएंगे अरे नित्या आप क्या सी जो यार आपने तो बीकम किया हुआ है एक्सक्यूज मी बीकम नहीं बीकम ऑनर्स पहली बात तो नित्या बीकम करने में कोई ऑनर नहीं है मेरा मटेरियल चलेगा उधर मतलब विप त ये सोच के जा तू देश की मिट्टी खुशबू लेकर जा तेरा हर शो हाउसफुल होगा हर शो ठीक है फिर देन आई थिंक आई शुड प्लान यूएस टूर डेढ़ डेढ़ घंटे के शोज है ना डेढ़ घंटे का शो कैसे होगा 10 मिनट का नया कंटेंट बाकी हाय हेलो क्राउड वर्क में निकाल देना 1520 मिनट क्राउड वर्क तो सर आप कॉलेज स्टूडेंट है हां आप अकेला आए हैं नहीं मैं वेट कर रहा हूं किसका वेट कर रहे हैं आपके जोक का मतलब आप कुछ भी बोले जा रहे हैं आप रहने दो आपसे नहीं हो क्राउड वर्क जदा है ऑडियंस को कभी हल्के में मत लेना भाई कि हम कुछ भी बोलेंगे सुन लेंगे नहीं ऐसा नहीं मैं रोज डबल टाइम कर रही हूं फॉर माय लीड प्लस आई एम ट्रेवलिंग विथ रॉकस्टार कॉमेडियन या न्यू दिल्ली में तो हाउसफुल हो नहीं रहे हैं न्यू जर्सी का क्या ही [संगीत] पता सर एक रिक्वेस्ट है अभी मजा कर ब बिलन सना की [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] निकाली A_W9XcyA9YQ,Paisa Chahiye Paisa 💵 | #SapneVsEveryone #TVF #AmbrishVerma,2023-12-18T08:14:17Z,PT16S,86692,5019,30,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W9XcyA9YQ,, तुझे क्या चाहिए पैसा पर अंदाज लील पैसा बेहिसाब बेशुमार पको बार पैसा 0oRhqESBBzc,Vihaan Ne Seekh Li Gaali | #GY #TVF #Mom@Work,2023-12-16T07:08:56Z,PT59S,50334,922,13,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRhqESBBzc,, यार बज दिस गाली थ गन आउट ऑफ हैंड इसने अभी एस वर्ड सीखा है कल पूरी ए बीसी सीख लेगा तो क्या करेंगे और प्ले स्कूल में जाके अगली डक की स्टोरी की बजाय अगली फन स्टोरी सुना तो क्या करेंगे वी हैव टू ड समथिंग ना लाइक ट [संगीत] बा गुड कैच लक एट मी गुड बॉय बिहान पता करते हैं ये सब कहां से सीख रहा है ऐसे कैसे पता करते बीवी हां गुड कैच पापा टट मी दिस ट जा विहान वाओ आई वंडर तुम विहान को और क्याक सिखा रहे हो व्हाट ड यू मीन पापा माय न आई मीन ये भी हो सकता है कि ये सब उसने तुमसे सीखा है ओ इशी यू नो माय गो टू गाली इज गा डू नॉट कंप्लीट दैट वर्ड तुमसे भी तो सीख सकता है नहीं बिकॉज आई यूज फिश लाइक अ लेम पर्सन ypN1PSk3kpw,Sapne Vs Everyone | New Web Series | EP2 - Sapne Vs Darr,2023-12-15T12:30:12Z,PT1H9M28S,3646204,124896,4715,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypN1PSk3kpw," Hello. I am coming in 15 minutes in front of the lane. Wear something nice. We will go to the club. Did Pandit Ji say something? He has asked three students to prepare the scene. He will choose the new lead between them. The boy from the English theatre is also one of them. Your lead role is gone. The boy from the English theatre was cracking many jokes. And Anjali was laughing a lot. And your girl is gone as well. What went wrong today? You were going to reach before time today. Whose car did you bring now? You are looking like Pinky from Khirki Extension. What are you wearing? Look, bro. You can't reach anywhere if you sail in two boats at the same time. Make a plan and see when you can quit your job. I sent you the assessment test by 1 Finance. For your financial planning. Did you fill that up? Mister. Have you surrendered in your life? Will you say something? Yes, bro. I am scared of making plans. Because God has cursed my destiny What's happening is that it is getting f**ked. Every day at all times for many years. Chauhan, I have become tired now. Bro, why are you taking so much pressure? We just have to devise a plan so that you can shift to Mumbai and aunt's treatment can also continue. We will do it, bro. Just take the test. It's a useful test. That's why I am telling you. If it was a fake gimmick, would I have asked you to do it? We will find out your financial personality with its help. Which is very important for the rest of the planning. Go and meet Pandit Ji once. The ending of the drama has been changed for the first time in 25 years. And it happened when you became the lead. He must have something in his mind. Huh? Just talk to him. He will empathise with your situation. Don't worry. Neetu, can't I even express it if you aren't looking good? Tell me. -The problem doesn't lie with my clothes. -Really? Your problem is that you want me to look just like them. Sophisticated and modern. Why? Can't I expect this? Then you should also look like those boys. -I will then change. -How are these boys? I don't know. See for yourself. Do it in one shot. Come on. -Come on, guys. It's party time. -Friend. Keep it low, please. -We are talking. -Are you crazy or what? You came to the club to talk. -Let them talk. Continue talking. -Sorry. It won't happen again. -Continue talking. -Yes. -Silence, please. -Where are you going? Neetu. The car we came in tonight is the same car dad and brother were supposed to return on that day. Where did you get that from? I bought it. Uncle sold it to Uncle Grover. I took it from him. For how much? -It doesn't matter. -Jimmy, how does it not matter? You didn't buy it for driving. Did you break the glass? It's just the trailer. -I will send you the video of the movie. -Jimmy. Look, you want to earn a lot of money and buy a house in DLF, Phase 1. You want to buy an SUV worth one crore. That's okay. But you will incur a lot of losses while trying to exact revenge. Jimmy, who do you want to exact revenge on? Your uncle? It doesn't even matter to him what you are doing. He is too big. Neetu, it doesn't make a difference to me. What that broker did to my family and brother... These F**king wealthy people... Sorry! Wassup. -Guys. -Sorry. Cheers. Are you crazy? They are here to talk. -Don't spill it on them. They have come to talk. -Hey. -Jimmy, look. -Oh no. He is more of a goon than a businessman. Your guy too is a goon. What is this? Friend, even I want to pop a bottle. But I don't know how to open it. -I will teach you. Yes. -Really? Shall I pop it from the back? The technology to pop it from the back hasn't come to India yet. Hey, don't do that. Ayaz, don't tease him. Come here. -Forget it. -Sit in the front. There will be a performance by Prashant today. Acting performance. And the lines are written by me. So, if you have memorised them, shall we begin, lead actor, Prashant? In the world, ha, ha, ha. The clients, ha, ha, ha. They are sometimes deceived. But the one who is deceived by the client... Sorry, sir. I can't do it. You can't do it? Why? You were going to play a big part at a huge event of a reputed theatre company. Sorry. You are still going to play it. This is nothing. It's just a couple of lines. Sir, looks like he didn't like the script. He rejected it. Okay. That's okay. I will read them. In the world, the clients... In the world, the clients are sometimes deceived. Sir, this is copied. The following lines are absolutely original. In the world, the clients are sometimes deceived. But the one who is deceived by the client... But the salesman who is deceived by the client is called a F**king moron. He is called a big F**king moron. He is F**king called Prashant Narula. Now, do you want to add anything about yesterday's F**k up? Sir, as I said earlier, -I made a mistake and I am sorry for that. -Sir. Sir, there is a body in your cabin. Sir, there is a dead body. Body? Sir, there is a dead body. Come. What shall we do? You had to check if he is breathing. He is still breathing. He is not dead. -So, wake him up. -Hey, wake up. Hey, wake up. Brother. Hey. Get up. Give me water. Who are you? Water. Are you water? Are you F**king stupid? I am asking for water. Give me water. F**ker, increase the AC temperature. It's too F**king cold. It's my joining in the office today. I didn't have a place to rest. I have a meeting with Shushur. Rajkumar Mehta. Do you know each other? No. I am Shushur. Your boss. You are fired. F**k. So, are all the children sharing their dreams with someone every day? -Yes, sir. -Good. Who are doing it? Only some of you are doing it? Why aren't the rest doing it? Sir, I told my dad that I would grow up to become the captain of the India Cricket Team. But dad scolded me. -What did your dad say? -Dad told me that millions of people try for it and only one becomes a captain among them. The rest of them starve to death. Okay. Has everyone watched Harry Porter here? -Yes, sir. -You have watched it, right? You must have seen dementors in that. -Yes, sir. -The dementor. -Yes, sir. -What do they do? -Sir, they used to eat away the soul. -Correct. They used to eat away the soul. What do you mean by that? Your happiness, your hopes, all your good memories, they used to eat away everything. And what was the defensive spell called? -The Patronus Charm. -The Patronus Charm. -Expecto Patronum. -Very good. Do you know that there are dementors roaming around us? They are called dream dementors. No. I am not joking. These dream dementors make you dreamless. How do they make you dreamless? They eat away all your excitement. They eat away your optimism. They eat away your courage. What is left if all these things are gone? You become frightened, dull and scared. You become dreamless. You become just a mere follower. Has anyone seen these dream dementors? -No, sir. -No, sir. Has anyone seen these dream dementors? -No, sir. -You have. But you couldn't recognise them. Because they don't come forward. They get inside your dad's mind. Sometimes, they get into your mom or friends. They get into your relatives at times. And sometimes, they even attack your own mind. But there is nothing to worry about. We still have hope no matter what. Just like Patronus Charm, even I have the charm to drive these dementors away. This charm was attained by a sage from God who meditated for 150 years under a Peepal tree on Mount Kilimanjaro. And I learned it from him. And I am going to tell all of you that charm now. So, whenever these dream dementors get inside your dad, friend or your own mind and start attacking and you start doubting your dream, make an image of this dream in your mind to start with and then loudly say this to the dream dementor. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Say it after me. 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Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. -Kavita. -Yes, sir. Terminate this moron's offer letter and throw him out. Okay, sir. Move aside! Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula, jhugli jhugli jhus. Call Grover to the office. It's amazing. Hello, Kukreja sir. What did I say? Actually, I had my earphones plugged in. -How many times should I hit you? -What? You didn't hear me. How many times should I hit you with my shoe? You can hit me twice. Well, you can hit me four times on the safer side. Call Grover and tell him that I called him to the office. -Okay? -Yes. Should I call him? Or do you want to hit me first? Look, you motherF**ker. You love plugging things inside, right? Then plug it in one of the holes. Leave the other one open. To listen to people. Okay? Call Grover and ask him to come to the office. Sir, he was just too much. How did you even hire him? He was Prashant's replacement. -Don't tell anyone in the office yet. -Sure. I have to find someone else. So, does that mean you are going to fire Prashant? What that motherF**ker is doing... That's my perception. He doesn't finalise the high-commissioned deals deliberately. Why wouldn't he sell it deliberately? Because some people are fixated on ethics. There are legal issues in the properties in high-commissioned deals. So, he doesn't sell them. I am incurring a loss in my commission because of him. And then he F**king talks big. Sir, I am the lead actor in my play. Please let me leave sooner. I am an ordinary person. But I fly so high in the sky. Shishir brother. Lighter milega? Choti Gold. Real Saelu ki nishani. Brother, Malayalam is one of my favourite languages. Mujhe Malayalam ke sath sath aur bhi 11 languages aati hai. Aur aapki company ko bohot fayda ho sakta hai isse. I told you in English upstairs. Now, I will say it in Malayalam. You are fired. All the small salesmen indeed smoke small Gold. But not everyone who smokes a small Gold is a salesman. Lighter, please. I am holding onto the lighter so that you don't leave without hearing me out. You judged me right. I am not a salesman. But I would grow up to become one. My family, relatives, other students in my school and teachers knew that. The other kids used to fly kites in the childhood. There was a child who used to sell the kite to the one who owned it. And that child was me. There was an option to pursue a BBA or MBA after school. But they say that selling and F**king can only be learnt by practising them. So, to hell with studies. I joined a telemarketing company. Hello, am I speaking to Shishir? The line is disconnected. Brother, the most difficult and humiliating selling. Sometimes, three to four rejections in a minute but I did it. Why? Because I knew that without meeting someone in person and without their interest... Forget about interest. That which is the most irritating for the telemarketer, despite that, if I can prevent him from disconnecting the call and he listens to me. And with time, he starts showing interest in what I am saying. And finally, he buys what I am trying to sell, brother, then I won't be a salesman. I will be the God of salesmen. And now, I am the sales God. Hey, hero. Even if you talk romantically like Shah Rukh Khan, children can't be conceived with that. You still need to know how to F**k. Come on. Let's test the God of sales. I realised it at night while I was lying down. That 455, Sector 7, is Mr. Kukreja's construction site. I called the auditor in the middle of the night. He started trembling as soon as he heard the name. Then he came and paid 10,000 rupees at midnight with regards. What's the furniture used by ladies called? Yes. The dressing table. I got it picked up. I got it loaded in the tempo. And now, it's placed in your lobby. Actually, he paid 8,000. He drank alcohol worth 2,000. The alcoholic men don't know how to maintain relationships. I added 2,000 from my pocket. Then take it back. What? Take it back. Well, Mr. Kukreja is great. Prem, Ramesh, the sweeper, who cleans the place. What's his salary for a month? -2,000 rupees. -2,000. Ask him not to come from tomorrow. The one who took my money, send him here. Tell him that Kukreja sent Ramesh on leave. Ask him to clean the place for a month. Okay? As you say, Mr. Kukreja. Why should I keep your 2,000 rupees? Here it is, sir. With regards. It belongs to you. Ratan Dealer. At your service. Okay then, sir. This is also fine. Okay then. -Grover. -Yes. Who is the boy who took 5 lacs from my client? Kukreja, Balwant from the party. He said that the house was sold. We ordered the furniture from Bantu. For the house. So, Bantu has taken my 5 lac rupees? -Do this. -Yes. Call Bantu. I don't know him personally. I took help from someone. Who? Jimmy. Why the F**k isn't my lighter working? Quick! Nikhil. Give him the background of the deal. Mr. Harshmeet. A premium prospect. He has selected a property in Royal Palms, Gurgaon. Worth a whopping 25 cr. We have been conversing with him for two months now. But he hasn't sealed the deal yet. And he isn't telling us what the problem is. I told sir about it. Do you remember it? That uncle is just checking out the properties. He doesn't have the budget. But upon sir's request, we have one final call with him this afternoon at 11. Do you have a recording of the last call? We are a transparent company. We have recordings of all the calls. Okay. Well, then play it for me once. Hello, Harshmeet sir, how are you? Hello. Everything is fine, son. How are you? I am good too, sir. I called to ask that you liked the flat in Royal Chambers, right? Yes, son. I liked it. I told you that earlier as well. The kids also liked it. Sir, since you and your family liked it and it's in the budget, there is nothing else to wait for to close the deal. Well, I am sure that... -It's not over yet. -But I can't listen to it anymore. I am breathing in, in the same room you are breathing out. Thinking about that is making me feel that my sales skills are becoming weak. Hey. Don't F**king waste my time. -Get to the point. -Sure, brother. Take notes. My brother, Maninder, used to say something. He used to say that one shouldn't deal in business with the one he doesn't like. One should have business dealings with the one you like. Why were you talking to uncle in English? Because, brother, we are a premium real estate company. And we sell premium properties to premium clients. Who expect to talk to well-spoken, well-groomed individuals. Did Uncle Harshmeet tell you this? He wouldn't have said so. Brother, you should keep the smoke of a cigarette inside. And nonsensical talk outside. Both can cause throat cancer. They should be kept in check. Uncle is talking to you in Punjabi. If you spoke to uncle in Punjabi even if it isn't that fluent, do you know how good he would have felt? And then you would have left a nice impression. Then uncle would have told you frankly what he has been thinking. F**king hell. The slogan was used a hundred years ago but Simon still hasn't gone back yet. Your next basic mistake. -I hope everyone is taking notes. -Sir, it's 11 am. It's time for the call. Can we please get on with it? No one has time for baseless sales hacks by Satinder. -It's Maninder. -Yes. Whatever it is. Yeah. Let's do the call. Nikhil, do this. Let him pretend to be your boss. Show us the practical. His next basic mistake. He was selling. Don't try to sell. Let him buy it. Someone is buying a home for 25 crores. He should feel that he is buying it out of his own will. Not a 25-year-old boy whose salary for 25 years can't even amount to 25 crores should decide for him. Hello? Hello, Mr. Harshmeet, how are you holding up? I mean, sir, how are you? I am fine, son. I was doing the paperwork. Actually, I finalised the house. Okay. Sir, can I ask why we didn't go with the Royal Chambers flat? Was it because it was too expensive? No, son. Actually, this one is more expensive. Hello, greetings to you, Harshmeet. This is Nikhil's senior speaking. Sir, I heard that you have finalised your home. Hearty congratulations to you. May God bless your home. Thank you so much. Harshmeet, I wanted to ask you something. Sir, what can we do in the future so that you would have a deal with us when it comes to buying a house? I am just asking for your feedback. Son, is the call on speaker? Speaker? Not at all. The call is not on speaker. Please tell me. -Should I tell you about it? -Yes. He wasn't making me feel that I had an option. Really? -I am the one investing 30 crores. -That's right. -By the way, shall I give you some advice? -Yes, sure. I have a friend named Maninder Chawla. He always says this. One should have business dealings with the one you like. One shouldn't deal in business with the one he doesn't like. -That's right. You too. -Take care. Show it to me. Take the photographs, brothers. You are skilled. But I would try you for a month first. Because your actions and your gangster tattoos, I have doubts whether you will be able to work in a corporate setup. -Sir, did you call for me? -Yes, come in. Rajkumar, he is Prashant. One of our most committed salesman. You will shadow him for some time. My younger brother's name was also Prashant. What do you mean by was? Did he change it now? No, brother. He has the same name. But he isn't my brother anymore. Sorry for your loss. Prashant, take Rajkumar to all of your meetings. Take him to the Arihant Society meeting today. -He will understand the company's processes. -Okay, sir. And lead actor, Prashant, today's deal is super important. The client has the money as well as the intent. So, go and get him. Yeah? And then we will meet in the evening in the office. At 7 O'clock. Lead actor Prashant. What is this F**king nonsense? It's not F**king nonsense. I am an actor. It's Shishir's habit to turn it into F**king nonsense. You mean a serious actor? Like Ayushmann Khurrana and Kartik Aaryan? -Like them? -I am as serious as them. It's just that I am not that big yet. So, do you have a plan to become that big? Not that big. Bigger than that. The best actor of all time. It's amazing, friend. Then both of us have a similarity. What? That whatever we want, we just don't want it for the sake of it but we want to make the most of it. And you also say it with pride like me. What do you want? Money. But I want insane amounts of money. Unlimited, countless and immeasurable money. Do you have a plan? I have a master plan. You should never make fun of someone's helplessness. You get cursed. Those who are already cursed dont get cursed again. I have something to attend to. It will take 10 minutes and then we will go. As you wish, my friend. You left the theatre two days before the show and went to Mumbai to do the film. I was then asked to not allow you in Satyanweshi again. But I took you back. I even gave you a lead role. Because I remember the Prashant from two years ago whose dream was to become the best actor in the world. And when I see you today, things are different. The priority of today's Prashant is his mother. That's why his priority is his job. Which is justified. But, Prashant, your old dream. The dream of becoming the greatest actor, you have to let go of it. -How is uncle doing? -Jimmy, it's a mess. Your uncle found out that you were a part of yesterday's deal. He is now saying that we placed the furniture in his place and sold them to his client. So, the money belongs to him. We have to return it to him. What money, uncle? I gave you the money. Jimmy, give me the car back. I will sell the car and return the money to your uncle. Jimmy, or you can arrange 5 lacs and give it to your uncle. Hello? Tell me what to do, Jimmy. What can be done? Uncle, let's do it. I will send you a message. Make my uncle read it. I shall leave now. When I go to sleep at night, I don't get sleep many times. Whatever happened during the day keeps running on my mind. Who abused me in different ways at office today? And what will they humiliate me for tomorrow? Mom's health doesn't seem fine today. Shall I consult another doctor? I couldn't talk to mom due to work pressure today. Shall I talk to her now? She must be asleep now. I will talk to her in the morning. But what if... It's mental torture, Pandit Ji. I think about just one thing and then fall asleep. This play. This is the only time of the day, when I think about it, I feel that there is still hope. And if I stay with that, I will reach where my dream is. Just one last chance, Pandit Ji. Please. I have asked three people to prepare a monologue. Prashant, you will see that Samarth will do very well. That's what I feel. Maybe he will be better than you. And if someone is more talented than you, then they too should get a chance. Right? It's fair. Okay then. You should perform with them as well. Then we will see. The one who performs the best, the one to do the lead role will be decided then. -Thank you, Pandit Ji. -No. That's okay. Bro, tell me something. Your boss sells apartments worth 20 crores or more. This apartment is worth only 3 crores. Then why is he so worried about selling this one? The value of the property is not the only factor. The commission must be more then. It must be around 4-5% as it's a low-selling society. How much does it amount to anyway? Does it look like a low-selling property to you? And the commission is 2% on papers. Great. More commission on high-selling properties then. That means something is wrong with the property. On paper, the commission of 2% will go to Shishir and you. I haven't earned even a single penny by lying in the 14 months that I have been working. Nor would I do that. If you know the truth and you still don't reveal it is the same as lying. Do you think he'd tell him that there is something wrong with the property? -Hi. How are you? -Hello. -Shall we go and see the apartment? -One minute, Prashant. We can have a look at the flat anytime. I wanted to ask you something before this. Is this property legally okay? Legally okay as in? Look, I have been looking for a flat for the past couple of months. So, my number is available on the property dealer network. I got a call from a dealer randomly. I asked him for options. He showed me many options but they were outside my budget. After that, he told me about a property. Which was within my property. But he clearly told me that there are a few issues in the property papers. Which he will try and legally sort out. I hope you understand where this conversation is going. The flat we have come to see. Absolutely. This flat. But anyway, if your company can certify it for me that this flat is legit for sale, then we can go and take a look right now. I have no problem. Please give me a little time. I will find out and let you know if there is such an issue. -Let's go and check out more flats till then. -No, friend. I will wait for your revert for this particular flat. I hope you understand my position. I completely understand, sir. -I will see you later. Thanks. -Thank you. You are saying that you didn't lie to a client in 14 months that you have been working. You could have had to lie today. But a random dealer called the client today. Yes, bro. It happens sometimes. The client doesn't like the property sometimes and then there are other reasons like today. God helped me. That's it. God helped you. And God helps those who help themselves. Therefore, Prashant helped himself. Therefore, the random call to the client wasn't random. You got the call made to him. And the question is, why did you get the call made? One and a half years back, my mom was diagnosed with cancer. The doctor said that an immediate operation is necessary. But I was in Mumbai then. My costume trials were going on. Of the first film of my life. And the main hero was me. Just like Kartik Aaryan and Ayushmann Khurrana. The expense of the operation was 10 to 12 lacs. But that was fine. As mom had medical insurance. That's what dad thought. Because when we called the insurance company, they said that it's normal medical insurance, not for critical illnesses. The agent said so and sold it to my dad. What do I say about what happened later? I came back. I had to come. I couldn't do the movie. Now, I have a job. So that the expense of mom's treatment for every month can be met. Do you know how much the agent earned out of it? 15,000 rupees. 15,000 rupees. We don't think about how small unfair dealings can ruin someone else's life. No one does. Look, I don't know where the client got the call from. But the chance of someone's life getting spoiled because of this deal is zero. My dad is just like you. Hopeful and honest. And that's why he is destroyed. Brother, a man went to the jungle. He didn't have a gun or any preparation. The bear devoured him. Bro, is the bear evil? Or is the man a F**king moron? Bro, there is a difference between society and a jungle. The animals are intellectually helpless in the jungle. -Really? -We aren't helpless. We always have a choice of not doing the wrong thing. No, we don't, bro. The only choice is that you can either become a bear and attack someone or become a rabbit and be pounced upon. That's it. The bear ate the rabbit there. And the scoundrels are devouring the good men here. Bro, these buildings, malls, good roads, courts, police stations, civilised clothes, English-speaking... English-speaking people, don't be fooled by looking at all this. This is still a jungle. There was an honest man here. A good man. He still had a little bit of decency left. He was then suppressed and forced to be frightened by the F**king world. Get it, Prince? Who is Prince? Did I say Prince? But, Major sir, where did this fear come from? Hey, I am also rehearsing. And it got instilled within as if settling in a home. Why should I seek a button to turn it on and off? Tell me something. How is it decided whose audition is the best? My Guruji will decide that. Then seek your Guruji's blessing before the audition today. Would that make my performance better? No. But if Guruji gives you his blessing, then his ego will get involved in this. If he blesses you and you still don't win, who will be insulted? You? Guruji's blessing. Try that today. Hello? Hey, what is this message? 10 wads of currency of 500 worth 5 lacs. Uncle, would you take it up your mouth or hand? Or should I shove it up? -Sorry. -Did you make my uncle read it? -Where are you? -I am going to the club in sector 4. Come there. I am coming. You are a vigilant turtle as per the assessment. Well, okay. Is it good or bad? Someone is an introvert and the other is an extrovert. Is that good or bad? Someone likes numbers more and the other likes poems and paintings. Is it good or bad? It's neither. It's just his personality. Just like this is your personality. Your personality regarding money. Without labelling your personality, working according to it is called being sensible. Look, an introvert is happy to work in an environment where he has to interact with minimal people. Similarly, a vigilant turtle would feel happier in such a financial plan which would be in accordance with his money personality. Do you understand? So, my financial plan will be made according to my financial personality? Exactly. But you first need to know what you want in your life financially. Like you want to quit your job and shift to Mumbai. And your responsibilities don't suffer as well. Having desires is easy. But you also have to understand what your current situation is. And for that, we will book a call on the 1 Finance app with their financial advisor. For you. He would get to understand everything from you. Bro, even you work at 1 Finance. Please do it for me. God knows who I will get once I book it. I don't know if I can trust him or not. I trust you, bro. Bro, why do you worry so much? There is no greed for commission here like your company. Because there is no commission in our company. All the advisors are qualified financial advisors here. What's happening? -We are preparing. -We are rehearsing. Bro, I will make you understand in detail. Go and rock the audition now. -Go for it. -Is everyone ready? -Shall we start? -Samarth. -Would you start? Come on then. -Yes. Come, bro. -Come upstairs, uncle. -I am coming. I am behind you. But, Major sir, where did this fear come from? And it got instilled within as if settling in a home. Why should I seek a button to turn it on and off? Why don't we get rid of the fear altogether? Soldier, fear isn't completely useless. Prashant. Are you ready? Come on then. Seek your Guruji's blessing before the audition today. Would that make my performance better? No. But if Guruji gives you his blessing, then his ego will get involved in this. Bro, you didn't return the money. Your uncle got me trembling. Please talk to him once. -Come on. -Hey, you. Why are you creating a mess? Please come. Dagar. Get him here with love. Well, finish this peg and come. Okay? Dagar, he is coming. His peg is almost over. He is coming. Dagar, wait. Come with me willingly or I will have to drag you. Uncle, give me a cigarette at least. But, Major sir, where did this fear come from? And it got instilled within as if settling in a home. Why should I seek a button to turn it on and off? Why don't we get rid of the fear altogether? Soldier, fear isn't completely useless. If it was so, a man wouldn't run after seeing a lion. He would have stood still. And then the lion would have devoured him. But fear saves him by indicating him to escape. You don't get scared, do you? He is just your uncle. No matter whatever mess you create, what will he do? He won't obviously kill you. He has killed one already. Uncle. It's not burning anymore. Move it. Give me my 5 lacs back. Otherwise, I would go to your dad to get it back. And along with 5 lacs, I would take a little bit of his honour as well. Whatever is left of it anyway. A big dealer in Gurgaon came along with his bouncers just for 5 lacs. Listen up, you rodent. Whether it's 5 lacs, 5 crores or 5 rupees, whoever takes my share of the money, I have screwed them so bad that they can't have children now. You have tried to mess with me a couple of times before as well. And I had mercy on you and spared you. But the next time, two boys will come on a motorcycle and split your head in two. Come, Dagar. Come on. Have a good party. -Why are all of you so quiet? -Uncle. I wanted to show you something now that you are here. But, Major sir, when people used to stay in the jungle, getting scared of the lion was justified. But why does the same fear scare me in my home in the city? Dad was scared that boss might take away the job. Mom was scared that her son's wife might take away her son from her. I killed my passion for playing hockey and joined the army. I was scared for my self-respect that the neighbours might think that I am worthless. No one was scared for their lives in all of this. And today, while sitting on the border, when my life is in danger, I can understand how worthless the fear was. And maybe people realise this once more in life. When he is lying on his bed in old age and watch his entire life flash by right in front of his eyes. And then he tells himself. If I wasn't afraid of imaginary ghosts all my life, God, I would have lived a life full of fulfillment! God, I would have died a peaceful life! 'If I wasn't afraid of imaginary ghosts all my life,' God, I would have lived a life full of fulfillment! God, I would have died a peaceful life!", [संगीत] बलो सड़का [संगीत] [संगीत] रहा कुछ कह रहे थे पंडित जी तीन लोगों को बोला है सीन प्रिपेयर करने के लिए उनमें से चूज करेंगे नया लीड और उनमें वो इंग्लिश थिएटर वाला लड़का भी है गया भाई तेरा लीड रोल और वो अंग्रेजी थिएटर वाला लड़का जोक पर जोक मार रहा था और अंजली खख खखख हंस रही थी गई भाई तेरी लड़की भी आज क्या बस उड़ हुई तू तो टाइम से पहले आने वाला [हंसी] [संगीत] था ये किसकी कार लेके आया है खिड़की एक्सटेंशन की प लग रही है यह क्या डाल के आई [संगीत] है देख भाई दो कश्तियों में एक साथ सवार हो ग तो कहीं नहीं पहुंचने वाला तो प्लान करके देख कि कब कैसे जॉब क्ट कर पा पाएगा तू तुझे वन फाइनेंस का असेसमेंट टेस्ट भेजा था मैंने तेरी फाइनेंशियल प्लानिंग के लिए भरा तूने ओ भाई साहब क्या सरेंडर हो गया क्या आपका जीवन में कुछ बोलोगे आप चौहान भाई डर लगता है प्लान बनाने में क्योंकि मेरी किस्मत जो है ना भाई उसे भगवान ने शराब दी हुए हैं तो हो यह रहा है भाई कि वो पिल रही है हर टाइम हर दिन कई सालों से और मैं चौहान भाई थक गया हूं भाई इतना लोड क्यों ले रहा [संगीत] है तू मुंबई शिफ्ट हो सके और आंटी का ट्रीटमेंट भी ना रोके बस इतना ही प्लान करना है ना कर लेंगे [संगीत] भाई तू टेस्ट दे वो काम का टेस्ट है इसलिए बोल रहा हूं कोई फर्जी गेम को होता बोलता तुझे तेरी फाइनेंशियल पर्सनालिटी समझ आएगी उससे जो बाकी की प्लानिंग के लिए बहुत इंपोर्टेंट है और एक बार पंडित जी से भीरा के मिल 25 साल में नाटक की पहली बार एंडिंग चेंज हुई है वो भी तब जब तू लीड बना है तो कुछ तो चल रहा हो उनके दिमाग में हा बात करके देख समझेंगे वो तेरी सिचुएशन लोट मत [संगीत] ले यार तू और तू अच्छी नहीं लगी तो बोल भी नहीं सकता क्या बोल प्रॉब्लम ना मेरे कपड़ों में नहीं है अच्छा तेरी प्रॉब्लम ये है कि ने देखी तू चाहता मैं इनकी जैसी लग सोफिस्टिकेटेड और [संगीत] मॉडल नहीं कर सकता एक्सपर्ट फ खुद भी लग ऐसा जैसे ये लड़के हैं हो जाऊंगी मैं फिर चेंज कैसे ये लड़के मुझे नहीं पता खुद ही देख [संगीत] ले कन टा दोस्त थोड़ा आराम से यार बात कर रहे हैं हम पागल है क्या यार तू यार क्लब में आ अगला बात करने बात करने सॉरी यार अब से नहीं होगा कंटिन्यू टॉकिंग साइ प् [संगीत] जाने तो आज जिस कार में हम आए हैं यही कार थी जिसमें भाई और पापा उस रात को घर वापस आने वाले थे तेरे पास कहां से आई खरीद ली मैंने मामा ने ग अंकल को बेची थी उनसे मैंने ले ली कितने की फर्क नहीं पड़ता फर्क क्यों नहीं पड़ता जिमी चलाने के लिए तो नहीं खरीदी ना शीशा तूने तोड़ा है ट्रेलर पिक्चर की वीडियो भेजूंगा तेरे को जिम्मी देख तुझे बहुत पैसे कमाने हैं डीएल फेज वन में घर लेना है एक करोड़ की एसयूवी लेनी है सब ठीक है यार पर यार तू ये बदला लेने के चक्कर में ना तेरा बहुत नुकसान करवाएगा और बदला किससे लेना है जिम्मी तेरे मामा यार उन्हें फर्क भी नहीं पड़ता तू क्या कर रहा है वो बहुत बड़े हैं यार मुझे भी फर्क नहीं पड़ता नीतू उस दल्ले ने जो किया है ना मेरे घर वालों के साथ भाई के [संगीत] साथ अमीर [संगीत] के पागल है क्या यार अग बात करने आए त उस पर मत फैक यार बात करने आए यार हो जाएगी यार बिजनेस मैन कम गुंडा ज्यादा है गुंडा तो तेरा बंदा भी है दोस्त मुझे भी उड़ानी है यार पर मुझे खोलनी नहीं आती मैं सिखा देता हूं पीछे से खोल लू एक्चुअली भाई क्या है ना इंडिया में ना पीछे से खोलने वाली टेक्नोलॉजी नहीं आई मत करट फर रबरे सिर सा मरे शर दिल करीब [संगीत] रोने [संगीत] ने बल दे [संगीत] हेलो उ सेरे े [संगीत] खोल बोरे दंद [संगीत] खोल प ल बयाया [संगीत] रया आज प्रशांत का एक परफॉर्मेंस होगा एक्टिंग परफॉर्मेंस और लाइन लिखे हैं मैंने तो याद कर लिए तो शुरू करें लीड एक्टर प्रशांत दुनिया में हा हा हा क्लाइंट्स को हा हा हा धोखा कभी हो जाता है पर जिसको क्लाइंट दो सॉरी सर मैं नहीं कर पाऊंगा नहीं कर पाओगे क्यों अरे आप तो रिप्यूट थिएटर कंपनी के बड़े इवेंट में कुछ बड़ा रोल करने वाले थे सॉरी है यह तो कुछ भी नहीं है बस पांच छ लाइन ही तो है सर लगता है स्क्रिप्ट अच्छी नहीं लगी रिजेक्ट कर द अच्छा चलो कोई नहीं मैं ही पढ़ लेता हूं दुनिया में क्लाइंट्स को दुनिया में क्लाइंट्स को धोखा कभी हो जाता है सर यह कॉपी ड है इसके आगे एकदम ओरिजिनल है दुनिया में क्लाइंट्स को धोखा कभी हो जाता है पर जिसको क्लाइंट ही पर जिसको क्लाइंट ही धोखा दे दी वो सेल्समैन चमन कहलाता है टॉप का कहलाता है प्रशा नरूला कहलाता है ना य वा ड एनीथिंग अबाउट यस्ट सर ए आ सेड अयर आई मेड मिस्टेक सॉरी फॉर दैट सर आपके केबिन में बॉडी सर डेड बॉडी है सर सर डेड बॉडी है सर [संगीत] चलो क्या करना है सर सांस चेक करनी थी भाई अरे सर सांस आ रहा है डेड नहीं है तो उठा ले भाई ओ भाई उठ ओ भाई उठ जा [संगीत] भाई उड़ [संगीत] बे पानी दियो है कौन तू [संगीत] भाई पानी तू पानी है तू पानी मांग रहा हूं पानी दे कम करा ठंड [संगीत] रख मेरी जनि ऑफिस में आम ल नहीं शशर से मीटिंग है मेरी राजकुमार मैं था हम जानते हैं क्या एक दूसरे को नहीं मैं हूं श तेरा बॉस [संगीत] फने की मा सुनता किसी की बना भाई बागी छोटी है बहुत दिन लोगों की सोच आ किसी मैंने खुद से पूरी करी खवाहिश बना फिर खुद का लान हसले पर्वत के भा जब पड़ा अकेला तो सपने साथी तू खोटा ज्ञान रख खुद का पावे बजना बंद कर मुझको क्या तू लंडन जाया बस तू किसके पर ना करना 9 बस चल रहा ख्वाहिशों से दंगल मैं बोलू ू जमाने पे बस रहता आउट ऑफ समप तो सब बच्चे अपना ड्रीम शेयर कर रहे हैं हर रोज किसी के साथ यस सर गुड कौन-कौन कर रहा है बस इतना बाकी क्यों नहीं कर रहे यार सर मैंने अपने पापा को बताया था मैं बड़े होके इंडियन क्रिकेट टीम का कैप्टन बनूंगा पर मुझे पापा ने डाट दिया क्या कहा पापा ने पापा ने मुझे बोला कि लैक्स एंड करोड़ में लोग ट्राई करते हैं पर उसमें से सिर्फ एक ही कैप्टन बनता है बाकी सब भूखे मर जा आते हैं हां अच्छा हैरी पॉटर देखी है सबने आप यस सर देखिए है ना उसमें डिमेंटर्स देखे होंगे यस सर तम पिशाच यस सर क्या करते थे वो सर वो सोल खा जाते थे करेक्ट सोल खा जाते थे सोल खा जाते थे मतलब तुम्हारी हैप्पीनेस तुम्हारी [संगीत] [संगीत] होप्लैंड नहीं नहीं मैं मजाक नहीं कर रहा ये ड्रीम पिशाच आपको ड्रीमलेस बना देते हैं ड्रीमलेस कैसे आपकी सारी एक्साइटमेंट खा जाते हैं आपका सारा ऑप्टिमिस खा जाते आपका सारा करेज और यह सब खा लिया तो बचा क्या डरे डल डरपोक ड्रीमलेस तुम जो भी तुम्हें बोला जाए वो चुपचाप करने वाले तुम किसी ने देखा है इन ड्रीम पिशाच को न सर सर किसी ने देखा है इन ड्रीम पिशाच को सर देखा है लेकिन पता नहीं चला क्योंकि वह खुद सामने नहीं आते वो आते हैं तुम्हारे पापा के अंदर घुस के कभी मम्मी कभी फ्रेंड्स कभी रिलेटिव्स के अंदर घुस के और कई बार तो डायरेक्टली तुम्हारे दिमाग पर [संगीत] अटैक पर पर पर पर पर चिंता की कोई बात नहीं दिन है अभी रात नहीं बिल्कुल पेटस चाम जैसा मेरे पास भी एक चाम है इन पिशाच को भगाने के लिए यह चाम जो माउंट किल मंजारो की चोटी पर एक पीपल के पेड़ के नीचे एक बाबा ने 150 यर्स मेडिटेटर के खुद भगवान से लि और उनसे [संगीत] मैंने और वो चाम अब मैं तुम्हें बताने जा रहा हूं [संगीत] तो अब जब भी यह ड्रीम पिशाच तुम्हारे पापा या दोस्त या तुम्हारे अंदर घुस के अटैक करने लगे और तुम्हें अपने ड्रीम पर खुद डाउट होने लगे तो सबसे पहले इस ड्रीम की अपने दिमाग में एक इमेज बना और जोर से बोलो उस ड्रीम पिशाच को जुगली झुग झुल झुला जुगली जुगली चुस बोलो मेरे पीछे बोलो झुग झुग झुल झुला झुली झुली झुल झुला झुग झुग ुस जुगली जुगली जुस अब मेरे साथ बोलो जुगली जुगली झुल झुला जुगली जुगली झुला जुगली जुगली जुस जुगली जुगली जुस जुगली जुगली झुल झुला झुली झुली ुस चुगली जुगली झुल झुला झुली झुली ुस ुग जुगली झुल झुला ली लीलीली ु ली लीलीली [संगीत] लीलीली मैडम लगता है कुछ आदिवासी कबीले टाइप का सन् करवा रहे मजिक वाले [संगीत] रा [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] ली कविता यस सर ऑफर लेटर टर्मिनेट करो इस का और बाहर निकालो इस ओके सर [संगीत] जाओ ग्रोवर को ऑफिस बुला सही है सही है नमस्ते कुकरेजा जी क्या बोला मैंने जी वो ईयरफोन लगा कितने मारू सुना नहीं ना तूने तेरे मुंह पर कितने जूत मारू दो मार लीजिए अ सेफ साइड चार मार लीजिए को फोन लगा बोलजा जी बुला रहे ऑफिस में ठीक पहले फोन लगाऊ या आप मारेंगे देख चीज अंदर लेने में बहुत मजा आता है ना तुझे तो एक में लिया कर दूसरे को ना खाली रखा कर बातें सुनने के लिए ठीक है को फोन लगा और ऑफिस बला सर क्या आइटम था ये मतलब आपने हायर भी कैसे कर दिया प्रशांत का रिप्लेसमेंट था अभी ऑफिस में किसी को बताई कोई और ढूंढना पड़ेगा तो इसका मतलब आप प्रशांत को निकाल रहे हो ओ क्या कर रहा है ऐसा मुझे लगता है जानबूझकर हाई कमिशन वाली डील्स करता ही नहीं है जानबूझकर पर क्यों नहीं बेचेगा क्योंकि एथिक्स के चो होता है ना कुछ अब हाई कमीशन वाली डील्स मतलब थोड़ा इधर उधर होता है लीगली प्रॉपर्टी प तो वो बेचता ही नहीं है एक तो कमीशन प हग रहा है मेरा और दूसरे बातें क्या सर नीड एक्टर हूं मैं अपनी प्ले का आप मुझे जल्दी फ्री कर दिया करो पैरों पर गिरता है जब करता हूं बशा पर हवाबाजी मेरी बेहिसाब शि सेटा अने लाइटर [प्रशंसा] राम च गोल्ड और यथार्थ सेल्समैन आ मान मलयालम प्रिय प भा मलयालम कम प भाष लो कंपनी के प्रयोजन वैसे ऊपर मैंने इंग्लिश में बताया था अब मलयालम में बोलता हूं ता सही है सब सेलू छोटे गोल पीते हैं पर सब छोटे गोल पीने वाला सेलू नहीं होते लाइटर प्लीज बात पूरी सुने बिना चले ना जाओ इसलिए तो रखा लाइटर सही पकड़ा आपने मैं सेलू नहीं हूं पर बड़े होकर मैं बेचूंगा मेरे घर वाले रिश्तेदार स्कूल के बच्चे स्कूल के टीचर सबको पता था जब बचपन में बच्चे लगा रहे होते थे पेचे एक बच्चा व पतंग लूट के जिसकी कटी उसी को बेचे चिटा बच्चा था मैं स्कूल के बाद बीबी एम का ऑप्शन था पर कहते हैं बेचन और ठुकाई दोनों करने से ही आई फिर भाड़ में जा पढ़ाई मैंने एक टेली मार्केटिंग कंपनी जवाइन करी हेलो क्या मेरी बात शिशिर जी से हो रही है खट फोन कट चटा दुनिया की सबसे मुश्किल सबसे जलील करने वाली सेलिंग कई बार हर मिनट तीन से चार रिजेक्शन पर मैंने करी क्यों मुझे पता था अगर बिना किसी के सामने खड़े हुए टा बिना उसके इंटरेस्ट के इंटरेस्ट तो छोड़ो जो एक टेली मार्केटर के लिए एक इरिटेशन होती है डि स्पाइट दैट मैंने बस इतना कर लिया कि यह मेरा फोन ना काटे मेरी बात सुन ले फ टाइम के साथ मेरी बात में इंटरेस्ट दिखाने लगे टाइम के साथ जो मैं बेचना चाह रहा हूं खरीद ले टा मैं एक सेलू नहीं हगा आई वि द गड ऑफ सेलू एंड नाउ आई एम द सेल्स [संगीत] गडन हीरो शाहरुख जैसे रोमाटिक बातें भी कर लो ना बच्चे पैदा नहीं होते यू स्टिल नीड टू नो हाउ ट चल आजा टेस्ट लेते हैं गड ऑफ सेल्स [संगीत] का मैंने रात में सोते सोते ध्यान में आया 455 और सेक्टर सात या तो अपने कुकरेजा जी की कंस्ट्रक्शन साइट है मैंने आधी रात ने फोन लगा दिया ऑडिटर तो नाम सुनते जी पंखे पाट गए उसके जब बए आधी रात ने 10000 पट्टी विद रिगार्ड्स देख गया है जी और वो जो टिक्की बिंदी लाने का क्या लेडीज का हां ड्रेसिंग टेबल करता उठवा टेंपो में ल दवाया अरे जी आपकी लॉबी में प्लेज है असल में तो जी आठ दे गया था दो की तो दारू पीया यह शराबी आदमी रिलेशन मेंटेन करना नहीं जानते जी मैंने तो दोज अपनी जेब मिला दि तो वापस ले ले लेले वापस जी जीी महान सिंह व रमेश आता झाड़ू पचा करने वाला महीने के कितने पैसे लेते मना कर दो उसको कल से आएगा नहीं जिसने मेरे पैसे लिए ना उसको भेज दियो बोली कुकरेजा जी ने रमेश को छुट्टी दे दी एक महीना झाड़ू पचा करके जाए ठीक है जैसा कुकरेजा जी गए हमने क्यों रखने है जी आपके 2000 यह रहे सर विद रिगार्ड्स आपके हैं रतन डीलर आपकी सेवा में जी ठीक है सर ये भी सही है जी है जी ग्रोवर जी केड़ा मुंडा फर्नीचर वाला जिने मेरे क्लाइंट लाख लेते ना ा जी वो डेट ब थे ना पार्टी से तो उन्होने डन वास्ते की कर बिक गया व अपना है ना हरिनगर वाला बंटू वहां से फर्नीचर मंगवाया स जीी घर परन वास्ते तो बंटू ने लेते लाख एक काम कर जी बंटू को फोन लगारा सिधी जान पनता है नहीं जी [संगीत] किसकी जिमी को लाइट क नहीं च [संगीत] र क्क निखिल बैकग्राउंड दे डील का मिस्टर हर्ष मत अ प्रीमियम प्रोस्पेक्ट इन्होंने एक प्रॉपर्टी पसंद की है रॉयल पाम्स गुड़गांव में वर्थ वॉपिंग 25 सीआर ऑन एंड ऑफ हमारी बातचीत हो रही है फॉर टू मंथ्स नाउ पर वो डील को सील नहीं कर और वो कोई प्रॉब्लम भी नहीं बता रहे मैंने सर को कह दिया था याद है अंकल जी विंडो शॉपिंग कर बजट है नहीं बट अपन सर रिक्वेस्ट वी हैव वन फाइनल कॉल विथ हिम दिस आफ्टरनून 11 बजे लास्ट कॉल की कोई रिकॉर्डिंग रे पास व आर ट्रांसपेरेंट कंपनी हर कॉल की रिकॉर्डिंग है अच्छा आजा भाई सुना दे एक [संगीत] बार [संगीत] हेलो हर्ष मीत्र हाउ आ यू डूइंग हेलो निकिल बेटा सब बधिया त सुनाओ आई एम गुड टू सर सर आई कॉल टू आ सो द प्रॉपर्टी एट रॉयल चेंबर्स यू एंड योर फैमिली हैव लाइक इट आई बिलीव हां करता बधिया तो सर इफ बधिया सी एनट इन योर बजेट लेट्स लॉक इट इट इज अ हाई डिमांड यूनिट सर एंड आई एम अफ्रेड इफ वी डों एक्ट प्रॉली वी माइट लूज इट इट वुड रियली बी अ पिटी इफ यूड लूज सच अ गुड प्रॉपर्टी सच गुड प्राइस यू डों भाई बची हुई है पर मैं और नहीं सुन सकता भाई भाई जिस रूम में तू सांस छोड़ रहा है ना उस रूम में मैं सांस ले रहा हूं यही सोच के मेरी सेल स्किल्स कमजोर होती हुई फील हो रही है भाई मेरे को ओ डों वेस्ट माय टाइम गेट टू द पॉइंट शर चटा टेक नोट्स मेरे मंद्र भैया एक बात कहते थे कहते थे धंधा उद नाल बंद ज बं नहीं पसंद उते धं ज बं लगे चंगा त अंकल से अंग्रेजी में बात कर रहा था बिकॉज ब्र वी आर अ प्रीमियम रियल एस्टेट कंपनी एंड वी सेल प्रीमियम प्रॉपर्टीज टू प्रीमियम क्लाइंट हु एक्सपेक्ट दे टॉकिंग टू वेल स्पोकन वेल ग्रूम इंडिविजुअल्स यह बात तुझे हर्ष मिकल ने बोली नहीं बोली होगी तो भाई सिगरेट का दमा गले के अंदर और बात गले के बाहर दोनों गले का कैंसर करती हैं या दोनों कम करनी चाहिए अंकल खुद तुझसे पंजाबी में बात कर रहे हैं अब तू अगर अंकल से पंजाबी में कच्ची पक्की पंजाबी में दो चार बातें कर लेता तुझे पता अंकल को कितना अच्छा लगता और फिर तू कितना अच्छा लगता फिर अंकल तेरे को दिल खोल के बताते उनके मन में क्या चल रहा है 100 साल पहले लगा था नारा साइमन आज भी गो बैक नहीं हो पा रहा तेरी अगली बेसिक मिस्टेक नोट्स ले रहे ना सब सर 11 बज गए इट्स टाइम फॉर द कॉल कैन वी प्लीज गेट ऑन विथ इट नो वन है टाइम फॉर बेसलेस सेल्स हैक्स बाय सतिंदर भैया मनिंदर भैया हा जो भी यार या लेट्स डू द कॉल और निखिल एक काम करो लेट हिम प्रिटेंड टू बी र बॉस दिखा भाई प्रैक्टिकल इसकी अगली बेसिक मिस्टेक य बेच रहा है तू बेच मत तू उसे खरीदने दे 25 करोड़ का घर ले रहा है कोई उसे लगना चाहिए ना वो खुद अपनी मर्जी से डिसाइड कर रहा है ना कि कोई 25 साल का लौंडा जिसकी 25 साल की सैलरी भी 25 करोड़ नहीं है वो उसके लिए डिसाइड कर रहा है हेलो बेटा हेलो हर्षत जी कैसे हो तुसी आई मीन सर हाउ आर यू मैं बढ़िया बेटे मैं जरा थोड़ा पेपर वर्क कर रहा स घर फाइनल कर लिया ना मैं ओ ओके सर कैन आई आस्क वई ड वी नॉट गो विद द रॉयल चेंबर्स फ्लैट वा इट बिकॉज इट वास टू एक्सपेंसिव नहीं नहीं बेटे एक्ली दिस वन मोर एक्स [संगीत] हेलो सत श्री अकाल हत जी जी मैं निखिल दास सीनियर बात कर रहे सर मैं सुन घर बहुत बहुत मुबारक सर रब मर कर र धनवाद जी धनवाद हत जी एक गल पूछनी सर की कर सक फ्यूचर की ज तुसी घर लेता तुसी सा को ले बस फीडबैक पूछ र जी बेटा स्पीकर दे नहीं हो स्पीकर ते नहीं जी स्पीकर पता नहीं दसो तुसी बेटे शर्ट बोला थोड़ा पेपरवर्क बज हा जीी बेटे क ट्रस्ट नहीं आया उस मुंड अच्छा जी करोड़ की डील बगर ट्र नहीं कर सकते सहील है जी तो बेटा ये हो गया फीडबैक एक एडवाइस द जी जी मेरा एक दोस्त है बरिंद्र चावला चावला क सी उते उ ध ज बंदा लगे चंगा ं उ बंद ज बं नहीं पस सही गल है जी य लेलो भा [संगीत] लो तेरे पर पहले एक महीना मैं तुझे ट्राई करके देखू कक जिस तरह की तेरी य हरकत है और य तेरे गैंगस्टर टटू त एक कॉपरेट सेटअप में काम कर पाएगा कि नहीं मुझे डाउट है स बुलाया आपने राजकुमार य प्रशांत है वन ऑफ़ आवर मोस्ट कमिटेड सेल्समैन शैडो करोगे तुम उसे कुछ टाइम मेरे छोटे भाई का नाम भी प्रशांत था था मतलब अभी चेंज कर लिया नहीं भाई नाम वही है अब भाई नहीं है सॉरी फॉर योर लॉस तो प्रशांत टेक राजकुमार टू ऑल ऑफ योर मीटिंग्स आज वो अरिहंत सोसाइटी वाली मीटिंग है उसमें भी ले जाओ अंडरस्टैंड द कंपनी प्रोसेसस जी सर और लीड एक्टर प्रशांत आज वाली डील सुपर इंपोर्टेंट क्लाइंट के पास पैसे और इटन भी तो गो गेट या और मिलते हैं शाम को ऑफिस में सा [संगीत] बजे [संगीत] लीड डक्टर प्रशांत क्या [संगीत] भाई कुछ नहीं है एक्टर हूं मैं बनाना चा की आदत है एक्टर मतलब सीरियस एक्टर ज आयुष्मान खुराना कार्तिक आर्यन इनके जैसा सीरियस उत नहीं हूं बस अभी उतना बड़ा नहीं ह प्लान है उतना बड़ा बनने का ना बड़ा नहीं उससे भी बड़ा बी द बेस्ट एक्टर ऑफ ल टाइम सही है दोस्त फिर तो एक चीज में तू और मैं एक जैसे हैं किस चीज में कि भाई हमें जो चाहिए हमें बस चाहिए नहीं हम बहुत सारा चाहिए और मेरी तरह तू भी चौड़े में बोलता है तुझे क्या चाहिए पैसा पर अंधा अश्लील पैसा बेहिसाब बेशुमार एसकोबार पैसा कुछ प्लान है या बस हवा में मास्टर प्लान है दोस्त और जो भी है ना तेरे एक घरों की दलाली करते करते द बेस्ट एक्टर ऑफ ऑल टाइम बनने वाले प्लान से तो बेटर ही होगा नहीं किसी की मजबूरी का मजाक नहीं उड़ाते भाई बददुआ लग जाती है उन्हें बददुआ नहीं लगती दोस्त जिन्हे पहले से शराब [संगीत] लगे 10 मिनट का काम है रास्ते में वो करके चलते हैं जैसी तेरी मर्जी [संगीत] शो से दो दिन पहले आप थिएटर छोड़ के चले गए थे मुंबई फिल्म करने तब मुझे कहा गया था कि इसके बाद आपको सत्यांवेशी में ना आने दिया जाए पर मैंने आपको वापस लिया मुख्य भूमिका भी दी क्योंकि मुझे दो साल पहले वाला वह प्रशांत याद था जिसका सपना था दुनिया का सर्वश्रेष्ठ अभिनेता बनना और आज आपको देखता हूं तो चीजें अलग है आज के प्रशांत की प्राथमिकता उसकी माता जी है इसलिए उसकी नौकरी जो कि सही भी है पर प्रशांत जी ये पुराना सपना सर्वश्रेष्ठ अभिनेता बनने का सपना छोड़ना पड़ेगा क्या हाल है अंकल के भाले हो गया भाई तेरी मामा को पता चल गया कल वाली डील में तू साथ में था अब तेरा माम बोल रहा है कि मेरे घर में फर्नीचर रख के मेरी क्लाइंट को बेच दिया वो पैसे मेरे हैं वापस करने पड़ेंगे भाई कौन से पैसे अंकल पैसे तो मैंने आपको दे दिए ना जिमी फिर वो गाड़ी वापस कर दे मेरी मैं गाड़ी बेच के तेरे मामा को पैसे दे दूंगा जिमी भाई या फिर तू 5 लाख का जुगाड़ करके मामा को दे देना हेलो बता ना भाई क्या करना है करना क्या है तो ऐसे करते हैं अंकल एक मैसेज लिख के भेज रहा हूं मामा को बढ़वार मैं चलता हूं मैं रात को सोने जाता हूं तो नींद नहीं आती कई बार दिमाग में घूमता रहता है सारा दिन जो हुआ आज ऑफिस में किसने कितनी बार माफ कीजिएगा बोला और कल फिर किस बात प बेइज्जती करेंगे आज मम्मी की तबीयत ठीक नहीं लग रही किसी और डॉक्टर को कंसल्ट कर लू आज ऑफिस की बसर में मम्मी से बात नहीं कर पाया अभी जाके कर लूं अभी तो सो गई होंगी सुबह कर लूंगा सुबह करने गया तो क मेंटल टॉर्चर होता है पंडित जी तब बस एक चीज सोच के नींद आ जाती है यह नाटक बस य एक टाइम होता है पूरे दिन में जो सोच के लगता है कि अभी उम्मीद है और इसके साथ रहूंगा तो टाइम के साथ पहुंच जाऊंगा जो सपना है वहां बस एक लास्ट चांस पंडित जी [संगीत] प्लीज मैंने तीन लोगों को एक एलाप तैयार करने को बोला है और प्रशांत जी देखना यह समर्थ बहुत अच्छा करेगा ऐसा मुझे लगता है शायद तुमसे भी अच्छा और अगर कोई तुमसे भी अधिक प्रतिभावान है तो उसे भी एक मौका मिलना चाहिए है कि नहीं फेयर है तो ठीक है फिर करो तुम भी उनके साथ शाम को फिर देखते हैं किसका सबसे अच्छा होता है कौन मुख्य भूमिका करेगा तब यह फैसला करे क्या ठीक है धन्यवाद पंडित जी नहीं नहीं वो स [संगीत] भाई एक बात बता यह 20 20 करोड़ के फ्लैट बेचने वाला तेरा बॉस इस फ्लैट का रेट है 3 करोड़ इसको बेचने के लिए इतना परेशान क्यों हो रहा है वो सिर्फ प्रॉपर्टी की वैल्यू से फर्क नहीं पड़ता तो क्या कमीशन ज्यादा होगा लो सेलिंग सोसाइटी है तो एक दू की जगह 4 पा पर फिर भी कितना ही हुआ लो सेलिंग प्रॉपर्टी लग रही है तेरे को और पेपर पे कमीशन दो पर ही है व बेटे की जान हाय सेलिंग प्रॉपर्टी पर कमीशन फिर भी आया मतलब प्रॉपर्टी में झोल जाला भाई और ऑन पेपर 2 पर तो बाकी ते और शिर 14 महीने की नौकरी में एक रुपया भी झूठ बोल के नहीं कमाया और ना कमाऊ भाई सच पता और नाना बताओ ना वो भी झूठ बोलने के बराबर ही है इसे बताएगा तुझे लगता है प्रॉपर्टी में ल है हाय य चल सर देखने एक मिनट प्रशांत फ्लैट कैसे दिखता है वह तो हम कभी भी देख सकते हैं उससे पहले मैं पूछना चाह रहा था कि इज दिस प्रॉपर्टी लीगली ओके लीगली ओके एज इन देखो यार मैं दो चार महीनों से फ्लैट ढूंढ रहा हूं तो मेरा फोन नंबर प्रॉपर्टी डीलर नेट में फ्लोट हो चुका है कल रैंडम एक डीलर का फोन आ गया मैंने भी उससे ऑप्शंस पूछ लिए सारे ऑप्शंस दिखाए बट मेरे बजट के बाहर थे उसके बाद उसने मुझे एक प्रॉपर्टी के बारे में बताया जो बजट में ठीक लगी और उसने साफसाफ बता दिया कि उस प्रॉपर्टी के पेपर्स में कुछ इश्यूज है च हील ट्रा एंड लीगली सर्ट आउट आई होप यू अंडरस्टैंड वेर दिस कन्वर्सेशन इ गोइंग जो फ्लैट हम देखने आए हैं एब्सलूट यह वाला फ्लैट बट एनीवे अगर तुम्हारी कंपनी मुझे सर्टिफाई करके देती है कि दिस फ्लैट इ लेजिटलक्वेस्ट [संगीत] माय पोजीशन आई कंपलीटली अंडरस्टैंड सर [संगीत] आ सी यू लेटर थैंक यू तू बोल रहा है 14 महीने की नौकरी में तने आज तक किसी क्लांट को झूठ नहीं बोला आज बोलना पड़ सकता था पर आज क्लाइंट को किसी रैंडम डीलर का कॉल आ गया हां भाई हो जाता है ऐसा कई बार कई बारी क्लाइंट को प्रॉपर्टी पसंद नहीं आती कई बारी कुछ और रीजन जैसे आज हुआ भगवान ने साथ दे दिया बस भगवान ने साथ दिया एंड गड हेल्प्स दोस दो हेल्प देम सेल्स देरर प्रशांत हेल्प हिमसेल्फ देरर क्लाइट को रैंडम डीलर का कॉल रैंडम नहीं आया तूने करवाया और सवाल पर बवाल है व यह है कि तूने कॉल करवाया [संगीत] क्यों भाई डेढ़ साल पहले मेरी मम्मी को कैंसर डायग्नोज हुआ था डॉक्टर ने बोला इमीडिएट ऑपरेशन करवाना पड़ेगा लेकिन मैं मुंबई में था कॉस्ट्यूम ट्रायल चल रहे थे मेरे मेरी लाइफ की पहली फिल्म के और मेन हीरो मैं था ये कार्तिक आरन आ मन खुराना इनकी तरह ऑपरेशन का खर्चा 10 12 लाख था लेकिन दिक्कत नहीं थी क्योंकि मेडिकल इंश्योरेंस था मम्मी का ऐसा पापा को लगता था क्योंकि जब इंश्योरेंस कंपनी को कल किया तो उन्होंने बताया कि नॉर्मल सा मेडिकल इंश्योरेंस है ना कि क्रिटिकल इलनेस वाला जो एजेंट ने बोल के मेरे पापा को बेचा था भाई फिर जो हुआ क्या बताऊं मैं वापस आ गया आना पड़ा मूवी नहीं कर पाया मैं अब जॉब करता हूं ताकि मम्मी का ट्रीटमेंट का हर मंथ का खर्चा निकल सके और तू जानता है उस एजेंट का कितने का फायदा [संगीत] हुआ 15000 15000 किसी की छोटी सी बेईमानी दूसरे की लाइफ की क्या वाट लगा सकती है हम नहीं सोचते कोई नहीं सोचता देख क्लाइंट को फोन कहां से आया मुझे नहीं पता लेकिन इस एक डील से इस बात की गारंटी है कि किसी की लाइफ खराब होने का चांस जीरो है पापा बिल्कुल तेरे जैसे आशावादी सच्चे और इसलिए बर्बाद भाई एक आदमी ना जंगल में गया ना बंदूक ना तैयारी बालू सिखा गया भाई भालू है गंदा या बंदा भाई सोसाइटी और जंगल में फर्क है ना जंगल में जानवर मजबूर है यहां से हम मजबूर नहीं है हमारे पास चॉइस है हमेशा गलत ना करने की नहीं है भाई चॉइस बस है कि भालू बनके खा जाओ या खरगोश बनके खा जाओ बस वहां खरगोश को भालू खा गया यहां भले आदमी को [संगीत] भाई यह बिल्ल्डिंग मॉल पक्की सड़कें कोर्ट कचहरी पुलिस थाना कोर्ट बैंड इंग्लिश स्पीकिंग इंग्लिश स्पीकिंग पीपल यह सब देख के पागल मत बनो मेरी जान जंगल है अभी भी [संगीत] यहां था एक सच्चा आदमी अच्छा आदमी बची थी जिसमें शराफत थोड़ी फिर डरा के उसको दबा के उसको बना के उसकी घोड़ी चढ़ गई दुनिया बहन की समझ रहा है प्रंस मेरी जान यह प्रिंस कौन है मैंने प्रिंस बोला [संगीत] क्या पर मेजर साब साला आया कहां से [संगीत] डर एक बात बताओ यह डिसाइड कैसे होता है कि इसका डिशन बेस्ट है मेरे गुरुजी डिसाइड करेंगे आज ऑडिशन से पहले पैर छू गुरुजी के परफॉमेंस अच्छा हो जाएगा पैर छूने से नहीं और अगर गुरुजी ने आशीर्वाद दे दिया तो गुरुजी की ईगो इवॉल्व हो जाएगी और तुझे आशीर्वाद दिया पर फिर भी तू जीता नहीं किसकी बेजती है तेरी गुरुजी के आशीर्वाद की ट्राई करि [संगीत] आज [संगीत] हेलो क्या मैसेज है यार 5 लाख की 500 के नोटों की 10 गड्डी लोगे मामा हाथ में या बना के सॉरी पढवा ममा को कहां है तू सेक्टर चार वाले आते जा रहा हूं आ जाओ आता [संगीत] हूं विजले टर्टल है त असेसमेंट के हिसाब से सही है तोय अच्छा है या बुरा कोई इंसान इंट्रोवर्ट है कोई एक्सट्रोवर्ट अच्छा है या बुरा किसी को नंबर ज्यादा पसंद है किसी को पोयम्स और पेंटिंग्स अच्छा है या बुरा कुछ भी नहीं बस पर्सनालिटी है उसकी जैसे यह तेरी पर्सनालिटी है तेरी पर्सनालिटी पैसों को लेक और अपनी पर्सनालिटी को अच्छा या बुरा ना मान के उसके डिंग चीजें करना ही समझदारी है देख जैसे एक इंट्रोवर्ट इंसान एक ऐसी जगह पर काम करके ज्यादा खुश होता है जहां पर उसको पूरे दिन में कम से कम लोगों से इंटरेक्ट करना पड़े वैसे ही एक विजिलेंट टर्टल एक ऐसे फाइनेंशियल प्लान में ज्यादा खुश फील करेगा जो उसकी मनी पर्सनालिटी के हिसाब से हो आ रहा है समझ तो मतलब मेरा फाइनेंशियल प्लान बनेगा मेरी पर्सनालिटी के हिसाब से एक्जेक्टली लेकिन पहले यह भी पता होना चाहिए कि तू चाहता है क्या अपनी लाइफ में फाइनेंशली जैसे कि तू चाहता है कि तू जॉब छोड़ के मुंबई शिफ्ट हो जाए और तेरी रिस्पांसिबिलिटीज भी सफर ना करें पर भाई चाहने को तो कुछ भी चालो तो साथ-साथ यह भी समझना पड़ेगा कि अभी आपकी सिचुएशन क्या है और उसके लिए हम एक कॉल बुक करेंगे वन फाइनेंस के प पर उनके फाइनेंशियल एडवाइजर के साथ तेरे लिए वो ये सब समझेगा तुझसे भाई तू भी तो वन फाइनेंस में काम करता है तू ही कर देना देख बुक करेंगे पता नहीं कौन आएगा और ट्रस्ट कर सकते हैं या नहीं तेरे पे तो ट्रस्ट है ना भाई भाई इतनी चिंता क्यों करता है तू तेरी कंपनी की तरह यहां पर कमीशन का लालच नहीं है क्योंकि हमारी कंपनी में कमीशन ही नहीं है और यहां पर सभी एडवाइजर्स क्वालिफाइड फाइनेंशियल एडवाइजर्स क्या हो रहा है तैयारी चल रिहर्सल भाई मैं समझाता हूं आराम से अभी जा और फोर द ऑडिशन गो फॉर इट सब तैयार है शुरू करें समर्थ आप शुरू करें चलिए चलिए फिर [संगीत] [संगीत] भाई [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] ऊपर आ जाओ अंकल आ गया भाई पीछे [संगीत] [संगीत] उतर मेजर साहब ये साला आया कहां से और बैठ गया अंदर जैसे इसके लाला च का हो य मांगना ऑन या ऑफ का बट मंत्र फूक के क्यों ना इस डर को ही कर दे जवान भी नहीं है डर प्रशांत आप तैयार हैं तो [संगीत] आइए आज ऑडिशन से पहले पैर छूले परफॉमेंस अच्छा हो जाएगा पैर छने [संगीत] से नहीं अगर गुरुजी ने आशीर्वाद दे दिया गुरुजी की ो हो जाएगी भाई तूने पैसे वापस नहीं किए थे ना तेरे मामा ने सुका रखी थी मेरी बार बात कर ले चल आजा भाई क्यों बसल कर रहा है भाई आा ना आख फू डागर रा प्यार से लेकर आ इसको चल ठीक है ये वाला प खत्म करके आ जा है ठीक है डकर भाई आ र आ र बस पक खत्म हो गया आ रक ककक ी राजी चालगा अ खीच के ले [संगीत] जाऊ [संगीत] एक सिगरेट तो पिला दे [संगीत] मामा ली झुली ु ली ली ु ली झुली ु ु ु ु ली ली लीली ली ली पर मेजर साहब साला आया कहां से डर और बैठ गया अंदर जैसे इसके लाला जी का घर क्यों मांगना ऑन ऑफ का बटन मंत्र फूक के पूरा डर ही ना कर दे भसम जवान बिल्कुल नकारा भी नहीं है डर ना होता तो शेर देख भागता नहीं आदमी खड़ा रहता वहीं पर और फिर शेर खा जाता उस पर भाग यहां से कहकर डर बचाता है उसको डर नहीं लगता ना तेरे को मामा ही है कितनी भी उंगली कर लो क्या ही करेगा जान से तो नहीं मार देगा ना जान से तो मार ही चुका है एक को पहले मामा ठंडी हो गई है हटा ले 5 लाख दे दे मेरे वापस वरना तेरे बाप के पास जाऊंगा लेने 5 लाख के साथ उसकी थोड़ी इज्जत भी लेकर [संगीत] आऊंगा जितनी भी बची हुई है थोड़ी बहुत न्यू गुड़गाव का इतना बड़ा डीलर 5 लाख के ले आ गया गाड़ी में दिहाड़ी के बाउंसर भर गए आ सुंदर कीड़े 5 लाख हो या पा करोड़ या पां रुप जिसने भी मेरे हिस्से के पैसे मारे ऐसी हालत करिए ना उनकी उनके बच्चे ना हो पा रहे पहले भी दो तीन बार उंगली करी है और मैंने दया कर कर छोड़ दिया पर अगली बार मोटरसाइकिल पर दो लौंडे आएंगे माथे का सेंटर छाप कर जाएंगे चल डगर चले अ पार्टी वाटी करो इतने शांत क्यों है सारे यहां मामा आया तो एक चीज दिखानी थी [संगीत] पर मेजर साहब जब इंसान जंगल में रहता था तब शेर का डर होना समझ में आता है पर यही डर मुझे मेरे शहर के घर में क्यों डराता है मालिक नौकरी ना ले ले पिताजी को डर था भाभी भाई को भका के उनसे उनका बेटा ना ले [संगीत] ले मेरी मां को डर था हॉकी खेलने का शौक मार फौज में भर्ती ले ली मोहल्ला मुझे निकम्मा निठल्ला ना कहे मुझे मेरे आत्म सम्मान का डर था इस सब में कहां किसी को जान का डर था और आज यहां बॉर्डर पर बैठकर चांद का खतरा जब सर पर मंडरा रहा है वह डर कितना बोगस था यह समझ में आ रहा है और शायद यह समझ इंसान को एक बार और आता है जब बुढ़ापे में बिस्तर पर लेटे लेटे उसका पूरा जीवन उसकी आंखों के सामने से जाता [संगीत] है और वह कहता है खुद से उम्र भर ख्याली भूतों से अगर मैं ना डरता खुदा मैं क्या जोर से जीता खुदा मैं क्या चैन से [प्रशंसा] [प्रशंसा] मरता [संगीत] तुझे क्या लगता है आकांक्षा ये जिम्मी अपने मामा को क्या दिखाने वाला है नो आईडिया लेकिन हिस्ट्री क्या आ ये दोनों की जो भी है पंगा बहुत तगड़ा है इनका तगड़ा तो प्रशांत का परफॉर्मेंस भी है शशर चट्टा को मत भूल वो पता नहीं क्याक करेगा प्रशांत के साथ इस सब से तो मुझे लग रहा है कि सपने बनाम जमाना की शुरुआत तो अब है बाय द वे ये असेसमेंट टेस्ट बुक की तूने है नहीं नहीं यार ये टेस्ट बस्ट से मुझे बड़ा डर लगता है फेल होगा तो अरे यार इसमें कोई पास या फेल नहीं होता वन फाइनेंस असेसमेंट टेस्ट हेल्प्स यू टू अंडरस्टैंड योर फाइनेंशियल पर्सनालिटी सो दैट यू कैन प्लान योर फ्यूचर अकॉर्डिंग टू योर पर्सनालिटी मतलब हमारा मनी रिलेटेड एक पर्सनालिटी भी होता है जिसे हम एक टेस्ट के थ्रू पता कर सकते हैं एगजैक्टली सो गाइस बुक एन असेसमेंट टेस्ट फॉर फ्री सो यू कैन अंडरस्टैंड योर मनी पर्सनालिटी एंड प्लान योर फाइनेंस अकॉर्डिंग और गाइज अगर आपको ये एपिसोड अच्छा लगा है तो कमेंट सेक्शन में हमें जरूर बताइए इस एपिसोड को और शो को अपने दोस्तो रिश्तेदारों के साथ बाटिए आल्सो डू सब्सक्राइब टू द वायरल व्य इन्वेस्टमेंट इन सिक्योरिटीज मार्केट आर सब्जेक्ट टू मार्केट रिस्क रीड ऑल द रिलेटेड डॉक्युमेंट्स केयरफुली बिफोर [संगीत] इन्वेस्टिंग CBINelo6cNY,Immature Season 3 Streaming On Amazon Prime Video,2023-12-15T06:19:15Z,PT30S,39413,1130,6,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBINelo6cNY,, पूरे स्कूल को लगता है तुम दोनों कपल हो ये किसिंग ट्र क्या करने जा रहे हैं जगह का नाम देख के तो आईडिया लगा ले क्या करने जा रहे होंगे लड़का लड़की साथ देखे नहीं बस बातें बनाना शुरू लड़कियों को सिर्फ ललू लोग ही पसंद आ रहे हैं लोग को क्या पता कि हाथ पकड़ने की फीलिंग ही अलग होती है बस बस इसके आगे मैं नहीं सुन सकता जब आप किसी को दिल से सच्ची बात बताने वाले होते हो तो हार्ट रेट इतना बढ़ क्यों जाता है ओ माय गॉड गो ू [संगीत] से 4UtAtO1KQks,Humorously Yours | New Season | Official Teaser | Premieres on 22nd December | TVF,2023-12-14T10:03:35Z,PT59S,29233,1367,19,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UtAtO1KQks,, थैंक यू फॉर बीइंग सच अ वंडरफुल ऑडियंस क्या ऑडियंस है यार सिर्फ 60 पर ऑक्युपेंसी 60 ऑक्युपेंसी की वजह से ही ना आपकी होम लोन की 100% ई जाती है लेट्स गिव इट अप फॉर द नेक्स्ट एक्ट अनुभव सिंह बस्सी यार कभी यूएस क्यों नहीं आता है अबे यूएस में मेरा शो देखने कौन आएगा यही तो मूमेंट है यार विपुल अगर बहुत सारे रुपए कमाने है ना तो डॉलर में कमाओ वो लोग यार म सुन सुन के तंग आ चुके ठीक है फिर देन आई थिंक आई शुड प्लान यूएस टूर लवेज रिस्पेक्ट स्टेज तने मुझे यूएस की फ्लाइट टिकट नहीं मारवाड़ी इतना भी न द मूमेंट नहीं कर सक समझ रहे हो ना [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] मित्र अच्छा है सारी कॉमेडी यही कर लो शोज तो हो नहीं रहे बैंक वालो से कह देना ई भालू ले FQ6xT7KP0TA,Meet Jimmy From Sapne Vs Everyone | EP1 Out Now,2023-12-12T14:33:21Z,PT36S,95070,4397,21,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ6xT7KP0TA,, मैं कौन जो आपकी पार्टी है व हमारी भी पार्टी है फिर तो बिजनेस पार्टनर होगा चल करते तुझे क्या चाहिए पैसा बेहिसाब बेशुमार पको बार पैसा क्या करें मर्द की जुबान पलती नहीं है मेरी जान JI3dT5FUceM,TVF Immature - Season 3 | Official Trailer | Streaming Now On Amazon Prime Video,2023-12-11T07:02:06Z,PT1M38S,196507,5479,229,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI3dT5FUceM,," Amidst the tension of 10th and 12th board exams, we have one year of standard 11th when we can be immature. -I am the sexiest boy in school. -Shut up! Kabir lost a friend. Rascal, why do you want to break my home? Capturing someone else's plot is not called building a home. The one who broke his heart is Susu. I gave him a simple task to bring a red velvet cake. Look at what he has brought. Green apple? -And Dhruv. -Hey. You should try the Schezwan cheese lassi here. Shall I order it? This Valentine's Day, I want to be single. Why do you say that, Dhruv? Maybe you have a secret admirer. It's better if the secret admirer remains a secret. Girl meets boy. They fall in love. Happily ever after. Dhruv. He thought that he loves me. I thought that I love him. It's complicated. Take the slippers and hit me 50 times. Bro, you got yourself a bride! Are you long-sighted? No. I can see clearly. Then can't you see that I am not Chaaya?" pKlTu1j3luo,Sapne Vs Everyone | EP1 Out Now | #SapnevsEveryone #Shorts #TVF,2023-12-11T03:56:10Z,PT41S,27585,1573,12,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlTu1j3luo,, [संगीत] सपने कहां से आते हैं सपने जहां से भी आते हैं जिस वजह से भी आते हैं एक बार वह हम में आ [संगीत] गए वो मदारी और हम बंदर और वो हर चीज या इंसान जो हमारे सपने के बीच में आ व हमारा दुश्मन और [संगीत] फिर qIvr5dXaRuc,Vivaan Ne Toh Raaz Khol Diye 😂 | #TVF #Girliyapa #Shorts,2023-12-09T14:04:35Z,PT16S,36173,788,5,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIvr5dXaRuc,, अरे नहीं डरता है विहान बाबा क्योंकि विहान क्या है बहादुर का बच्चा बहादुर [हंसी] [संगीत] कौन ZLmJgjY8FOo,Sapne Vs Everyone | New Web Series | EP1 - Sapne Vs Zimmedari,2023-12-08T15:54:11Z,PT1H5M33S,6190228,185509,4562,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLmJgjY8FOo,," Where do we get our dreams from? Our dreams. Do we go after as men what we were denied as children? That which we didn't get as children, do we go after that after growing up? -Hello? -Hello, Chauhan? Tell Pandit Ji that I will be there in 15 minutes. Bro, he has enquired twice about where Prashant is. F**k, man. My boss called for a random meeting. -Tell him that I will be there in 10 minutes. Thank you. -Bro. Or are we born with our dreams which stay within our hearts? And sometimes, they call out to us. Our dreams tell us to let them live. And in return, they promise us an adventure of a lifetime. A scary but a glorious adventure. Hold up. Look at him, bro. How else? Just look at him. Yo, bro. Bye. -Bye. -Bye. Hey, fear isn't completely useless. If it was so, humans wouldn't run after seeing a lion. He would have stood still and then the lion would have eaten him up. But fear saves him by indicating him to escape. But, Major sir, where does fear come from? And it gets instilled within as if settling in a home. Let's pause for a while. -Amazing ride. He was the fun part. -Excuse me. No way. -Again? -He is the remix, huh? You. And you, there. Why were you pointing fingers at me? -Why were you pointing fingers at me? -Bro, chill. You don't have to be so serious about it. They were only having fun. Fun? -Yeah. -Yeah. Okay. Look, I am not serious either. I am just asking for my personal feedback. Didn't you like my face? Didn't you like my car? Didn't you like my song? I mean, what can I improve? Actually, I feel all of the above. And since you are standing so close to me, please use perfume because you smell just like my driver. -Oh, shit. -Oh God. That was brutal, Navya. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Thank you. -Chill. Bro, where do these kinds of people come from? One second. I wanted to ask one last thing. Prashant, who gets to play the protagonist in a drama? Someone talented to play the part. He is Samarth. It's his first day at Satyanweshi. He has been playing the main characters in his English theatre. He is willing to play a small part in our act now. Because he wants to experience the stage for a Hindi act. Samarth, why were you chosen for the main roles in those plays? Pandit Ji, it's talent, yes. But I think the most important is discipline. I mean discipline and surrender. For one's part and the play as a whole. Talent is a waste if those qualities are missing. Pandit Ji, there is nothing more important to me than this part. -My job is a little unpredictable. -Then quit your job. If the role of the main character is so important to you, then... Pandit Ji, I have done full-time theatre with you for two years. And now, you know about my compulsion. Prashant, when the play will take place on the stage, your compulsions won't be seen. What will the audience see? Only your acting and preparation. No. You must have been chosen for the main role in Imtiaz Ali's film. But you didn't do that role. Secondly, I am the Imtiaz Ali here. And I am telling you that you have to come on time from tomorrow. You can quit the job if that's a hindrance. Or you can quit the main role. Come on. Start reading again. Hey, fear isn't completely useless. If it was so, humans wouldn't run after seeing a lion. He would have stood still. Do you know what this means? Bro, it's F**k you. And I will say it in Hindi for you. F**k yourself. Yes! F**k you. And once a F**k you is always a F**k you. No matter what do not take it back. It's sacred. So, if I point a gun at you out of fury, -We are scared. -you should still say this. F**k you, Jimmy. Don't take it back. -Yeah. -Don't take it back. He won't take it back. -So. -F**k, bro. Chill. -Chill, bro. -Is it still a F**k you? -I am sorry, bro. -Bro, calm down. I say this to you now. F**k you. All right. In your dad's car with the pocket money given by your mom, you learn a few English songs and puke after drinking only two beers, you rich F**ktards, F**k all of you. Sister, the smell that you get from your driver, your dad must have that too. It's the smell of adrenaline. Hardworking men smell of that. You roam around with soft boys who wear sweet perfumes and judge me, Ananya Pandey from North Campus, F**k you. And now, the most important thing. If the father of any of you turns out to be a police commissioner or a big politician or a big businessman, if he gets me caught and asks me to apologise, I won't apologise. I would still say F**k you. What can I do? A real man can't go back on his words. Calm down, bro. We don't need to do this. They bought expensive shoes, clothes and cars. Their shopping spree never ends. Yet, all of them would always remain cowards. They couldn't F**king find the courage in any of the malls. Oh shit. But the question remains the same. Where did these dreams come from? You gave us dreams, God. Now, what do you want from us? What do I want? Asks God. -Is it true that he was offered a lead in Imtiaz Ali's film? -I made dreams When I thought about turning humans into Gods... -That's what we heard. -Why didn't he do it then? It's destiny, bro. If someone has a good destiny, he enjoys his life. When someone's destiny is bad, he suffers immensely. He suffered. Wherever dreams come from, whatever reasons they come for, no matter if it's science or divine, once they are planted in our hearts, they become the master and we become the follower. The dream is the master. And we are the servants in the service of a dream. And everyone and everything that stands between us is our enemy. And then the dreams vs. everyone. 'School Hall Of Fame' Bro, listen to this. The same case was registered in Noida as well. A broker was giving the key to the apartment to couples on an hourly basis. He was caught when the boy took the girl to the apartment and he turned out to be the son of the owner. The broker was thrashed badly. Bro, don't get inspired by this. Your incentive is anyway low. Well, people on a notice period are giving lectures now. Get back to work now. 'Pandit Ji - Entry to the rehearsal won't be allowed after 7pm today.' Prashant. Did you join the marketing team? No, sir. Are you still in sales? Okay. -Arpit? -Yes, sir. You joined the marketing team, right? -No, sir. -No? Hey, Garvit. -Marketing team, right? No? -No, sir. Okay. Sir, I was making the PPT for the builder client. I am just leaving. F**kers, I am tired of saying this. The sales team shouldn't be in the office after 10am. You should be out in the fields, selling. I will fire the one who is still here after three seconds. -What is it? -I wanted to talk to you for two minutes. It will be done by the time you finish smoking a cigarette. I will smoke while shitting. Do you want to talk to me? Sir, you can get done with it and then... What after that? Go and talk to the client now. You will find me in the office after 6pm if you want to talk to me. Sir, I wanted to talk about the evening... -What is it? -Sir. -You can smoke. I will tell you what I want while standing outside. -What? Brother. Brother. Uncle, I can hear you. Your uncle built a floor in sector 12. He gave me the responsibility of selling it. The price of the floor was 1.3 crore which was 10 lacs more than the market. But that's okay. I thought I would sell it. For three months, I worked very F**king hard. I presented the client with material, woodwork, the science of architecture and everything else and sold three floors. And now, we are left with the fourth which is the last floor. I tried everything and convinced the client. The client was going to come in the afternoon today to make the advance payment. Do you know what your uncle said last night? It's been three months since I didn't sell the flat. The price has increased. The rate is 1.4 crore now. Tell me. What should I tell the client? To pay 10 lacs more now? Am I asking for pubic hair? Anyone can just pick them without a care. Oh, wow. I got 20 instead. I have extra. Keep it. Who is he, uncle? Him? He is Jatin. He is my brother-in-law's son. He asked me to keep him along so that he could learn the job. Can we talk in front of him? Yes. We can. Don't tell anyone in the office that Jimmy met us. Our boss, Kukreja, is Jimmy's uncle. They don't get along well. He is evil like Uncle Kans. Got that? Don't tell anyone about it. Tell me. What do we have to do? Uncle Grover. I am upset with you. Bro, why are you upset with me now? You listed your old Mercedes online to sell it. You didn't tell me about it. I told you about it. Jimmy, it's going to be 15 years old. You wouldn't have been able to drive it in NCR anyway. Uncle, I didn't want to drive it. I wanted to make someone jealous. Whom? I have two conditions, uncle. If I get the deal done for you, then you will sell your car to me. And the second one is that you want 50% commission, right? You can keep your commission to yourself. -I will take my commission from the client. -What? You will get your commission from the client? If you ask the client to pay 10 lacs more, he would spit out scum. And you are saying that you will get your commission from the client. Oh God. -Bro, pack a fresh piece of this. -Okay. -And the ones I selected before. -Okay, sir. Jatin, do you listen to rap? Yes, a little. Who am I? I am the goon who comes during broad daylight. I steal without a stick or a knife. Selling a house is a fast, bitch. I think I have got a cheat code. Rabbit was quite fast. So, you gave him that name. I sell quickly. So, call me Sales God. Let's start training you. Bro, why did buy so many formal clothes? Uncle, I will tell you in the evening when we party for getting the deal. With my second condition. -Bantu. Listen. -Yes, bro. I want furniture for a 3BHK. Within the range of 1.5 to 2 lacs. Listen. Everything should be unique. Nothing similar should be available in Delhi, NCR, to compare the rates. Start loading them in the truck. I am sending the address. Okay, bro. Our theatre is very reputed, sir. And we have a show in three weeks at a very big event. Sir, I have a reading at 7pm every day. So, sir... If there is a meeting in the evening at the office, so, I would request you to allow me to leave by 6:30pm max if it's a long meeting. That will be all, sir. I had a boss. Bharat Sai. He was married. Mrs. Sudha. His wife. She was very sweet. Very loyal. Very supportive. The perfect wife. I found out that Sai has a fling outside. Do you understand what a fling is? An affair. He knew that I knew about it. One day, after a few drinks, I asked Sai sir, why does he have another woman? Then Sai said that whenever he meets her, he feels the excitement. Which he doesn't feel in his marriage. Then I asked, Bharat sir, why don't you leave your wife and get married to her? The woman he has a fling with. And then Bharat sir said something. After that, I never had any confusion regarding the choices in life. Sai sir said, Shishir, if you try to turn the fling into a marriage, she will be a bad wife. The thrill of the fling will also be gone. Your passion for acting and job. Which one is your fling? And which one is your marriage? -Acting... -Acting is your fling. Right? If the other woman and your wife make a plan together, apologise to the other woman. Never disappoint... -Your wife. -You got it. I have a few concerns about your selling. Let's do this. Finish your meetings and come back to the office. We will talk in the evening. At 7pm. He called you at 7pm at the office. What will you do now? I will go to the theatre. I will tell him that my car stopped working. But what was the point of talking to him? He now knows that I have a rehearsal at 7pm. He would call me to the office every day at 7pm intentionally. But you at least told him what you want. It's essential. To be able to speak and speak up. It's okay. You will learn how to convince someone with time. No one cares about what someone else wants. Be it, your boss or family. -Everything thinks about themselves. -Hey, look here. It's getting inside you. The dementors of dreams. Get rid of it. Do it. Jhugli jhugli, jhul jhula. Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. -Jhugli jhugli jhul jhula. -Jhugli jhugli jhus. Greetings, mister. How are you? -Greetings, ma'am. Are you fine? -Greetings. Yes. -Wow. Such a nice kid. -Say hello to uncle. She has also come along. Have you come to see the house as well? Come to uncle. Let me lift you. Very good. I have brought something for you. Shall I give it to you? Here you go. -Chocolate. -Wow. Who is this man? Him? He is my cousin. I told him that we have chosen the apartment and we will make the advance payment today. That's why he also came along to cast his eyes upon it. Cast an eye? Amazing. The relatives come first to cast an eye when something good is going to happen. Cousin, I am just joking. You can cast how much ever eye you want Just don't cast an evil eye. Please come, ma'am. Sir, come. Cousin, come on. Let me show you the house. Look at this. The parking is downstairs. Two of your cars can be parked together. They look so excited now. When they will find out that the rate has increased by 10 lacs, all the excitement will be gone. Bro, the rate has been increased. We won't tell them that. Then? Let's suppose that you took your father's car out. And got into an accident and incurred a loss of 20 thousand. When your dad finds out, he will thrash you badly. What should you tell your dad when you call him which will make your dad say that it's okay, son? You have come to see the house, right? Looks like someone else is also moving in. It seems so. Ma'am, have a look at the fridge as well. If you like it, we'll have it delivered for you as well. Yes, we have to get them. -Bro, I would cry first. -Okay. And then I will apologise to my dad. Okay. And if I am your dad, I will slap you for hitting the car. And slap you again for crying. You are F**king 22 years old. Should you be crying? Tell me what I should say. -The stairs are so nice. Madam. -Yes. There is a theatre nearby if you want to go for a movie sometime. -Mr. Grover, the furniture is going to our flat. -Yes? You should call your dad and tell him that you hit his car. And two people died as a result. One of your hands is not working. The crowd beat you up badly and set your car on fire. The relatives of those who died are waiting with sticks to beat you up. Just say this. Please save me, dad. Dad? Dad. If you say dad once more, your dad will suffer a cardiac arrest. But you will tell your dad that all this could have happened but didn't happen. You just hit the car and there is a loss of 15 thousand. Then your dad will call you a scoundrel. A scoundrel. Is this something to joke about? The car will be repaired. Are you fine? Britisher's call it perceptual contrast And we say, get someone so scared initially that he can bear anything later. We shouldn't say that the rate has increased by 10 lacs. We have to portray that the flat has been dealt to someone else. The advance payment has been made by the new owner. The furniture has been placed. They have shifted to the flat already. You can live in the house of your dreams in your dreams. That's enough. It doesn't work like that. Don't worry at all. It's our specialisation. Property deal audit which means catching fraud and if the property papers are genuine or not. What terms and conditions are laid by them for the payment? Are they fulfilling their commitment given to you? We will take care of everything for 3,500 rupees only. Okay. We are going to pay the advance tomorrow. Okay. This is our auditor, Vicky. He will accompany you. He will ensure that you get a fair deal. Is he really an auditor? A CA? Madam, when it comes to property deal fraud, there's no CA or CID to catch them. There's only E.I.D. Experience In Deceitfulness. And I have seend loads of it. I can sniff it out. Earlier, the owners used to give the house keys to the guard. But some brokers have been misusing vacant flats nowadays. So, now, they give keys to someone they trust. When I saw the news that some broker used it for... -That's so shitty. -Right. -Greetings, uncle. Prashant from Property Lords. -Greetings. -Hello, sir. -Hello. Thank you. The woodwork is already done. In fact, the kitchen has very high-quality woodwork. And how are the amenities here? Gym, grocery, pharmacy. -The gym is inside the building. -Okay. And for basic groceries like bread, milk, and butter, there's a shop inside. For vegetables and pharmacy, there's a market close by. -I see. -But most of them home deliver it too. Ishita! Ishita! -Shall I get some water? -Ishita. -Ishita, do you have the medicine in your bag? -Did she get dizzy? She has a low BP problem. Sir, I need a favour from you. Can you run to the chemist for a medicine? Sure. -It'll take around 15-20 minutes. -No problem. She'll be fine till then. -Please get it. I'll send you the name. -Okay. Mr. Grover, what is all this? Mr. Atul, just give me two minutes. I'm calling Mr. Kukreja. I'm the sole seller of these flats. And he sold the flat without my knowledge. -Give me 2 minutes. I'm talking to him. -But... Why are you getting upset? He's trying to sort this out. It took us so long to find one decent house. Seems like we're not destined to own it. He gave a better offer? All right. But at least you could have told me. I would have spoken to Mr. Atul and we could have matched that offer. Uncle, where is his cousin? What? Is he still up there? Jimmy, that guy is a small-time actor. What if the cousin asks him something? He will screw up everything. And they will get suspicious. Uncle. -Can I have some water? -Water? Uncle, I'll go upstairs and check. You handle these people here. Okay, fine. Let me know. Sir, I need a... One second. -Hello. -Sir, you haven't sent me the name yet. Yes. I've asked someone back home to send me a photo of the medicine. I'll send it to you as soon as I get it. Okay? I'm at the medical store. Let me know once you have it. Is ma'am all right? I'm waiting for the name. Uncle. How much white and how much cash? 1.37 crore. That's the total amount, uncle. How much white and how much cash? What do you mean by that? I'm paying 1.37. What do you mean by how much white and how much cash? It does, uncle. There's white money and then there's cash. That's what I am asking about. I already told you 1.37 in all. Why do you keep asking how much white and how much cash? Uncle. Caught you. Sorry, Mr. Atul. But the deal is already done. Our offer was for 1.3 crore. And this gentleman sealed it for 1.37. Seven lacs more and he cut a deal directly. And my commission... Mr. Kukreja saved on that too. So, we've lost the house? Actually, Mr. Kukreja was saying that the new owner who has bought this house, he isn't going to live here. This is just for investment purposes. Can we have a word with him by any chance? We can surely try. But we'll have to re-negotiate the price. Initially, I thought the owner must have got a better deal. He must have sold it to someone else. It's usual in our line of work. But then I sensed that there is some sham. Looks like you both are a team. Come in, bro. Come. Have a seat. So, where was I? Yes, the sham. Mr. Grover was already on his way downstairs. So, it's obviously not possible that he mustn't have known which floor the furniture was being taken to. After all, he's the sole seller of all the flats here. He would have surely been a little inquisitive. Right, bro? Then I wondered, why so much drama? Lugging all the furniture up and setting up a fake owner. Only to turn down my clients? You could have straight away said that you've cancelled the plan to sell. Why all this drama then? All this drama only to re-negotiate. What do you mean by re-negotiate? 1.37 that he paid plus whatever commission he wants over and above that? Yes. I know it's more than what we had decided. But, madam, there's no other way out. We can at least give it a try. Okay. Stop whining. Let me think. -Mr. Grover. -Yes. I'd like to discuss this with my cousin once. Your client. You are not his cousin. Look, buddy, Your client is also my client. Doesn't that make us business partners? My dear partner buddy, this epic tale that I've been narrating all this while, it certainly wasn't to enthral you. I could have straight away gone and told them about the scam going on here. Fine then. How much? 'Hope you'll be at the theatre on time today.' 'Yes. I'll be there before 7pm.' Hello. I just got the photo. It's Midodrine. Just get one packet. Okay? Okay. By the way, I was wondering how she is. My calculation is quite simple. Cut the mango and share it equally. Half of the total commission. This isn't fair, bro. It was anyway going to sell for 1.3 crore. How about this? Anything above 1.3, for whatever price it sells, half of that commission will be yours. Oh, really? Trying to act smart, are you? You will get 2% of 1.3 crore which is 2.6 lacs. Say you sell it for ten lacs more, so half of 2% of 10 lacs is what I'll get? Ten thousand? Do I look like a fool to you? Sorry, bro. This is the last offer. Is that so? Who do you think you are? Your sham will be exposed. If I go down and tell them about this shady scheme, your entire deal will go for a toss. And so will your 2.6 lacs commission. My share comes to 1.4 lacs. Only for you, let's finalise it at one lac. No issues, bro. Go and tell them. All right then. Your wish. Let's make it 76,000. Sounds good? -Tell me. -Let me make it 10,000 with a dressing table. This one. It came extra with the rest of the stuff. Now, you're taking this too far. -So, did you cast an eye? -Listen. Need to speak with you. Hello. Anyone there? Yes, sir. What are you exploring in there for so long with the door locked? Your broker isn't here either. -What the hell are you doing in there? -Sir. Sir, please calm down. Mr. Prashant has gone out to get medicine. My wife fainted. Her BP dropped. -Fainted? Where is she? Let me see. -Sir, she is better now. She's fine. Better now? Hold on. Tell me something, son. Is she better now or has she fainted now? -Sir, she fainted but she's better. -What happened? -Why are you here? Sit and relax. -No, no. It's okay. What's wrong here? What happened, uncle? Your medicine. Thank you. Thank you. Are you done seeing it? So, are you leaving now or... Is she -going to sit and relax? -No, sir. We're done seeing. She'll have her medicine and then we'll leave. All right. Make it quick. Give me the keys. I'll turn off the lights and lock the door. Come. Let's go. Take your medicine. -And let's go out and talk. -Sure. But, Vinay, you left your stuff inside the room. What? Oh, yes. I'll get it. Is it there where I left it? As I got off the bed, I think I stepped on it and it went under the bed. I'll just go and get it. I'll take my medicine. I think I left the water downstairs. -What is it, son? -Nothing, sir. My wife was resting inside. She left something behind. I'll just get it. Did it go under the bed or what? Yes. But I'll get it out. No worries. Where is it? I will get it, uncle. No worries, uncle. I'll do it. I'll get it out, uncle. You let it be. But where is it? Jimmy, tell me something. He asked you for 1.4 lacs. And you offered him just 10,000 and a dressing table. Why such a cheap offer? Because the guy seemed intelligent. And hence, I thought he might take the offer. If he was intelligent, why would he take such a bad offer? If he's intelligent, he won't have his eyes on my share. Rather, he will think about how much he would lose if he refused. In English, it's called loss aversion. I call it being a dumbass. Jimmy, I don't get what you're saying. Son, don't try to learn too much in one day. Or you'll start choking. The deal is done. I'm happy. Mr. Grover told me about your demand. 1.4 is what we can pay at best. Sure. Please come in. Let's sit and talk. Come. He is one bastard for sure. I spent three months to earn my commission of 2.8 lacs. And this dog swooped away a profit of 3.5 lacs in just one day. -The deal's done, sir. -Thank you. -Just one request. -Yes. -Yes. -This furniture that you see, I bought it for this house. And the plan was to sell a fully furnished flat. Now that you have bought this house, this furniture, -you'll have to buy it too. -Of course. Madam was planning anyway. -Isn't that right, madam? -Yes. -We do need to buy furniture. -No, no. We can't. Sir, we've already overshot the budget. We won't be able to afford it. It's difficult. Atul, at least ask him the price. I bought it for five lacs. You can pay me the same. What? Five lacs? Impossible. At best, we can buy one or two essential furniture. Please return the rest. -It should be fine. -Return? The person I bought it from is standing right here. Let's ask him if it is returnable or not. Is it returnable, sir? Sorry. -Not possible. -So, you were treating her low BP. You scoundrel. Is this how you were pumping her low BP? Just wait, you son of a... -Hello. -Sorry, sir. Sir, I'm calling from Ultima Prime Society. Sir, we've nabbed that gang. The men who pose as brokers and let out rooms to couples. To indulge in indecent acts. Yes, sir. There's this boy named Prashant here. He's the broker. Sir, please come right away. Sir, please. Sorry. It won't happen again, sir. Look at him. He is at least apologising. But this guy, he is so sly. He has been standing tight-lipped all along. How much do you charge for one time? Must be less than a hotel I'm sure. No wonder couples come to you. Uncle, I've already said this. I came here to show them the flat. And this madam pretended to have fainted. I was sent away to the pharmacy. And then they did it. -That's what I've been saying but... -Who is that guy? Who is letting out flats? You asshole. Bastard. We have our daughters living here. How dare you dump filth in our society! You F**king bastard! Sir, their query had come directly into our company's system. So, there's no chance our employee was in cahoots with them. Although he shouldn't have left them alone in the flat. That was a mistake. They fooled him and he fell for it. What happened? Okay. Let it be. Let's do one thing. Siddharth, Manan, and Samarth, three of you prepare the monologue of the main character in the 12th scene. The new lead actor will now be selected amongst the three of you. -All right? -Yes, Pandit Ji. Come on. Let's proceed. Let's start the rehearsal. We've already wasted a lot of time. Let's start. Sir, this girl says that it was their plan. His company employee is innocent. My wife is calling. I'll be back. -Kaushal, get him out. -Okay, sir. Thank you, sir. Bring the girl along. Madam. Here you go. Congratulations on the Mercedes. It's all yours. Burn all the fuel you want. I'll burn it tomorrow. I'll need kerosene, you see. What rubbish. Hey, Jimmy. If that girl would have lied that you were with them, our company's reputation would have got screwed so badly, you have no idea. Tomorrow morning at 9, there'll be a meeting in the office with the entire team. And in that meeting, I'll make sure you regret this mistake. Good night. And listen. What they were saying that they slapped you due to a misunderstanding, think of it as a tight slap from me. Because in this line of work where people dupe their clients, you're one of a kind who got duped by the client. It's not their fault. A bastard is only a bigger bastard when an asshole is a bigger asshole. And you are a dumbass, a big one. This is enough for today. I'll sleep well. But why did you do this? Uncle, my car, my wish. -Why are you getting stressed? -Fine. Now, here's my second condition. Have you heard of Property Lords? Yes. It's a big name in real estate. -It's your uncle's biggest competitor till date. -Guess what? Hello, Rajkumar. We're glad to offer you the role of Sales Manager at our organisation. Please confirm your... -Acceptance of the offer. -Of the offer. Regards, Kavita. Some Rajkumar seems to have got a job at Property Lords. What am I supposed to do? -Uncle, listen to me carefully. -Okay. Rajkumar has got a job at Property Lords. Property Lords is your boss's, meaning my uncle, Mr. Kukreja's biggest -competitor. -Yes. Many wealthy buyers go to Mr. Kukreja. And Mr. Kukreja, the motherF**ker Kukreja, sells properties to those clients who are also listed with Property lords. All the information about those clients, you need to get it from Kukreja and give it to Rajkumar. Rajkumar will sell the same property to those clients at a cheaper rate and steal the deals from Kukreja. Hold on. Why will I give him all the information from there? Because in return, Rajkumar will share his commission with you. Fifty-fifty. Now, -the most important thing. -Go on. Uncle, Rajkumar is -Jimmy. -Rajkumar is Jimmy. -Rajkumar? -That was my name in school. Hey. I'll call you when I burn it tomorrow. -I need a smashing video. We'll make a reel. -Sure, Jimmy. Jimmy, your clothes. You're back. How was your rehearsal? It was good. I hope you told your boss not to keep you at work when you have rehearsals. Yes. It's his father-in-law's company. Why would he care for the rehearsals? All he will care about is work. He just has to request. Tell him frankly. People understand. He will also understand. -Just tell him. -I will. How is your health? Absolutely fine. I'll change and come. Some of my fellow soldiers got killed today. Some more may get killed. But before they die, they will think about their dead dreams. Dreams. Where do dreams come from? Okay. So, now, all you children will tell me your name one by one. And what you do aspire to be when you grow up? Okay. Let's start with this boy who is struggling with his shoelace. Prashant, look up. Sir is talking to you. Prashant. Look up. Sir is talking to you. -Prashant. Sir is calling you. -Quiet, everyone. Looks like Prashant hasn't decided what he wants to become. But in the next class, we will ask Prashant again. In fact, before every music class, you all must tell me what you want to be when you grow up. -Sir, every time? -Yes, every time. Also, music class will only happen twice a week, right? But every day, I want all of you to tell someone or the other what you aspire to be when you grow up. Your mother, your father, your siblings or your friends. And if they get irritated hearing it, then tell it to your dog or your cat. They will never get irritated. Sir, what if we don't have a dog or a cat? Then tell it to your pencil, your eraser, your milk mug, or best of all, to yourself. Standing in front of the mirror. But what's important is to say it every single day. Because if you don't, then by the time you grow up, you might forget what your aspirations were. And the moment you forget, others will come and tell you what you should be. And you might even believe it. Because what you wished for, you no longer remember it. I, Prashant Narula, will be the best actor of all time." 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Pandit Ji, I have done full-time theatre with you for two years. And now, you know about my compulsion. I, Prashant Narula, will be the best actor of all time. There was an honest man. A good man. He still had a little bit of decency left. He was then suppressed and forced to be frightened by the ruthless world. -What do you want? -Money. Unlimited, countless and immeasurable money. Here you go. Do you know that there are ghosts who roam around us? They are called ghosts of dreams. Who are you, stupid? People like you come to my place to clean my two-year-old grandson's shit. A bas**** is only a bigger bas**** when an ass**** is a bigger ass****. And you are a dumbass, a big one. No matter if someone's life is ruined and even if he dies, they should just continue gaining out of it. This is my jungle. The only choice is that you can either become a bear and attack someone or become a rabbit and be pounced upon. Prashant, your old dream. The dream of becoming the greatest actor, you have to let go of it. Hey, look here. It's getting inside you. The ghost of a dream. Get rid of it. So, keep God in your heart and those who love you. Remember why He placed a dream in your heart in the first place. That's enough. Go beyond your limits now. Looking at your stern gaze, the enemy trembles with fear. Letting go of sorrow. Letting go of fear and trying to pacify someone. Shout with all your might. Make your dream come true!" 3B8FSYKEc6M,Aise Dost Dushman Se Kam Nahi Hote | #TVF #KotaFactory #Comedy,2023-11-30T09:16:58Z,PT15S,67818,2823,16,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B8FSYKEc6M,, तू टेंशन मत ले हम लोग करेंगे चॉकलेट प्रॉब्लम fjwfREAUHJ0,Jaat Bhai Toh Ekdum Savage Hain 😂 | #TVF #HostelDaze #Comedy,2023-11-28T07:49:36Z,PT34S,174942,7698,36,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwfREAUHJ0,, फाइनल यार चल रहा है यार ये चया लड़ाई के चक्कर में ना अपनी प्लेसमेंट से रिस्क नहीं लूंगा मैं हां तो भाई एक काम कर तू अपनी नौकरी नहीं पकड़ के रख और मैं वापस आते पकडू इस सूअर की पूछने रास्ते में हूं और वापस आते ही तू देख मैं क्या करूंगा मैं ना इस पिशाच का पेशाब नि काट दूंगा आते ही फाड़ दूंगा अरे छोड़े गाली क्यों बक रहा है व देख नहीं रहा लेडीज बैठी है इधर अरे भाई साहब आपकी लेडीज है आप देखो मैंने शौक ना है दूसरे की लेडीज देखने का के बोल रहा है बेशर्म हां अरे फिजिकल क्यों हो रहे हो अंकल रे कंडक्टर रुक रुक बस भा हेलो FlWgRpHFsgI,Fail Hona Bohot Kharab Self Doubt Deta Hai | #TVF #Emotional #HostelDaze,2023-11-27T06:09:38Z,PT41S,47287,1566,10,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlWgRpHFsgI,, प्लेसमेंट के वक्त स्टूडेंट्स फिजिकली बहुत कुछ फील करते हैं स्ट्रेस्ड रेस्टस एग्जॉस्ट और सेटिस्फैक्ट्रिली [संगीत] फील करते हैं [संगीत] [संगीत] हे e_0emd8kArc,Top Karne Ki Ninja Technique | #Gullak #TVF #Comedy,2023-11-24T07:26:52Z,PT47S,524201,18394,28,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_0emd8kArc,, मात साहब रंग तो एकदम मठ मेला आया है करुणा शंकर नार है सर हमारा छात्र है टॉपर रहा है पिछली क्लास का बालक कैसे किया जी मात साब परिश्रम [संगीत] से कुछ महक रहा है इसमें पी के देखिए जरा क्या कह रहे हैं सर केमिकल है ये हां सर ये तो केमिकल है गन्ने का जूस है ये परिश्रम से बना के लाया है बालक [संगीत] क्यों fykzv67NTTo,Engineer Ka Mazaak Bana Diya 😂 | #Engineer #Comedy #TVF,2023-11-21T06:07:29Z,PT31S,109009,3396,14,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fykzv67NTTo,, अरे हम आपको सिंगापुर बोले आप हमको शिरडी सनापुर का पैकेज दिखा रहे हैं अरे हमारी शक्ल पर मत जाइए भाई हमारे भैया बाभी अमीर हैन भया में कौन कॉल कर रहा है हेलो हां जी हमारे भैया भाभी विदेश जाना चाहते हैं अरे मजदूर नहीं है भाई इंजीनियर है क्या मतलब एक ही बात है i KEWgfOlL-cE,Kabhi Kabhi Ek IAS Ko Sakhti Dikhani Padti Hai | #TVF #IAS #Aspirants,2023-11-16T06:12:54Z,PT35S,224076,9343,42,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEWgfOlL-cE,, आप पहले ही अवैध रूप से गवर्नमेंट प्रॉपर्टी पर कब्जा किए हुए हैं सरकारी जमीन पर 7 साल इल्लीगल तरीके से रहने का नतीजा जानते हैं वोह घर है हमारा अच्छा दिखाइए घर के पेपर प्रॉपर्टी टैक्स भरा है उस घर का चलिए फिर किराया निकालिए उस घर का कितने साल से रह रहे हैं व 7 साल से ना 5 लाख बनता है और बिजली का बिल यह जो कांटा डाल के लिए हो घरों में उसका 3 लाख बनता है नहीं दिया तो दो साल की जेल जाओगे जेल या नए घर जाना है छोड़ो तुम इसका नाम लिखो इसको नया घर नहीं मिलेगा 1vDv9qT9kvA,"This Diwali, Watch Your Favorite Shows from The House Of #TVF | #Diwali #DiwaliSpecial",2023-11-12T09:54:21Z,PT31S,20678,729,5,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vDv9qT9kvA,, बंदों पे दिल के है यादों की बस्तियां जीले यार ये पल आखिरी पले हम संग चल आखरी जाने हो कहां क आखिरी होना हो i mlhdH-05uyE,How To Run A Talent Agency | #TheTalentManger #TVF #TTL,2023-11-11T11:33:28Z,PT23S,33277,889,1,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlhdH-05uyE,, पीआर टीम रवि कुमार के पुराने पिक्चर के बेस्ट सींस निकालो एडिट करो रील्स बनाओ और उनकी रील्स हर मीम पेज पे डाल दो विथ द कैप्शन अंडररेटेड एक्टर हु डिजर्व्स योर अटेंशन यस नेपो केट वर्सेस आउटसाइडर पोस्ट्स एनज में डनलोड करते हु फोट ले लेते हैं न्यूट फोटो शूट करवा देते हैं नहीं नहीं वैसे बहुत बाल है सर के जो करना है करो आई वांट टू सी रवि कुमार एवरी वेर BtIm6kJSRFI,Aspirants Season 2 | Abhilash’s Mock Interview | All Episodes Streaming On Amazon Prime Video,2023-11-10T07:57:08Z,PT13M27S,3198823,77164,1445,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIm6kJSRFI,," May I come in, sir? Yes. Please come in. -Please have a seat. -Good morning, ma'am. -Good morning, sir. -Good morning. Good morning. -Good morning, ma'am. -Good morning. -Good morning, sir. -Good morning. Abhilash, are you comfortable? Yes, sir. You seem nervous. No, sir. I'm absolutely fine. Thank you very much. That's great. Abhilash, please introduce yourself to the board members. Sir, my name is Abhilash Sharma. I was born in Rewa, Madhya Pradesh. I even studied till 12th grade in Rewa. I've done B.Tech from NIT, Bhopal. This is my fifth attempt at UPSC. And it's my first interview. Which means you exhausted all your attempts in 2013. And now, you are a two-extra-attempts beneficiary. -Right? -Yes, sir. Don't you think you are indeed very lucky? Or perhaps unlucky? If you fail again, two more years of yours will go to waste. Which perhaps you could have put to better use. Sir, I wouldn't want to assess this scenario on the basis of my luck. I just see these two extra attempts as a much more better opportunity. UPSC preparation helps you become a better person and a vigilant citizen whether you're successful in this exam or not. Please explain how failure in the UPSC exam will make you a better person. Sir, well, I will look at this preparation from the point of view that it is an attempt to understand our society, culture, diversity and our glorious history. This exam has broadened my vision and it has also given a direction to my perspective. I think that in future whichever field I might take up, with these skills, I'll work there with a social, moral, democratic, and sustainable approach. And I shall try to give the results that would inspire other people too. And hope these values become the basis of all nation-building activities. Meaning you'd certainly be a little disheartened. And that's quite practical. Sir, I read an anonymous quote that inspires me a lot. Disappointment is like a weapon. You can either succumb to it and let it kill you or you can fight it and win over hope. This sounds like a violent ideology. And you find it inspiring? Abhilash. Do you agree or disagree with Gandhiji's ideology? Sir, I agree with Gandhiji's ideology to a great extent. I am greatly influenced by his ideology of non-violence. Who inspires you more? The anonymous person or Gandhiji? Sir, Gandhiji. He inspires me more. Alright. As you say. Are you breathing well, Abhilash? Yes, sir. I'm breathing well. I'm asking you because of the pollution. A few days back, Delhi's AQI was at a very dangerous level. What are the reasons for it? Sir, there are many reasons. But vehicular pollution contributes the most. Besides that, the crop residue burning in NCR and the neighbouring states which is called 'Parali' in the local dialect, that is also considered largely responsible for it. And the third being, factory production and construction activities. Since you are talking about vehicular pollution, France, Mexico and some other nations had practised an odd-even rule to reduce air pollution. Are you aware of it? A little bit. During the 2008 Olympic Games, China had also implemented the same rule. Right. What if we implement the same here in Delhi as well? Despite that policy, the AQI of those nations has improved only marginally. So, in Delhi, this practice alone won't suffice. Then what other ways do you suggest? Sir, we should focus on biofuel. If necessary, odd-even is a good option. But ethanol-blended fuel can give us a long-term and permanent solution. If we use environment-friendly ethanol-blended fuel in our cars, vehicular pollution can be curbed to a great extent. The 'Parali' that's usually burnt, we can make second-grade ethanol from it. This way we can gain double the benefit and strengthen our Net Zero Carbon Emission commitment in the world. What will be its energy balance? Sorry, sir. I'm not aware of this. No? But how do you calculate energy balance or the formula of EROI? Sir, energy balance... Abhilash, you said you're an engineer but you took history as an option? Well, sir, there are two reasons for choosing this option. Firstly, I have a keen interest in history. And secondly, I have already studied science. So, history gives me an added advantage as it makes my knowledge more diverse and enriched which makes me a well-read civil servant. -Okay. That's good. -Yes, sir. What do you think about the Max Müller Aryan Invasion theory? Sir, I feel and most of the scholars and historians have also proved that Max Müller's theory is fake. It was used by the Britishers to justify the British rule in India and to divide and rule. The Aryans came to India after the Harappan civilization declined. So, the invasion theory is baseless. Which states that the Aryans came here and mingled with the non-Aryans and the culture that thus got formed due to their integration, that's India's basic culture. Name some major events in history with a cultural impact on our civilization. There's a very relevant book on this by Rashtrakavi Ramdhari Singh Dinkar. Which was also praised by Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru. According to this book, four cultural revolutions took place in our history. First, when the Aryans came to India. Second, the descent of Lord Buddha and Mahavir. Third, when Islam reached India, and fourth, when Europeans came to India. These events made major impacts on the culture we see today. Okay. Good. Abhilash, you've mentioned your hobby as befriending intelligent people. Yes, ma'am. Abhilash, your hobby seems more like your need, your selfishness. Well, no, ma'am. It's not like that. In fact, I believe. The company one keeps determines the fruits one reaps. A couplet by Rahim. If my friends are more intelligent than me, I can learn a lot from them. Abhilash, you've extracted a very constricted meaning from this couplet. Rahim talks about good company and not just an intelligent company. Suppose your own friend believes in this philosophy of yours, then he would never be friends with you. Nobody would be friends with anybody. Ma'am, I beg to differ. When I say that, I'm actually referring to my constant learning. And this I believe is a positive attitude. Is that so? Then why should we select you? Shouldn't we select your intelligent friend who's better than you? Definitely. You should select one who's more intelligent and more deserving. However, they must fulfil certain criteria. Like, all intelligent people may not be necessarily interested only in UPSC. And if they are, then they may not necessarily make it to the interview. Because intelligence is not the only thing a civil servant should have. Okay. What else should he have? Ma'am, he should also be compassionate and disciplined. Let's say that there's a riot in your district. 40 people have died till now. At the same time, a friend of yours or a family member meets with a tragedy. Where will you go first? Ma'am, I'll first go to stop the riots. You didn't even consider your friend? What do you think? You'll impress me by saying this? That I'll think that you're such a dedicated civil servant. No, ma'am. I always put my personal relationships after my work. I'll definitely go to stop the riots first. Abhilash, please wait outside. We'll call you back in some time. How do you find this one? I think he'll get through. He's just... -Shall we call him for feedback? -Yes. Come, sit down, Abhilash. Abhilash, before we give you our feedback, I'd like to know that according to you, how do you think your interview went? Sir, I feel it was decent but I could have answered some questions better. Okay. I liked your body language. Your body movements were neither too less nor more. You were in control. You have a good grip on the content. There's a futuristic vision in your answers which is a good thing. Yes, you did fumble a bit at the start of the interview. But thereafter, you gained your composure. You stated several quotes during the entire interview. Out of which one of them was anonymous. These anonymous quotes have no credibility or authentic source. And while counter-answering them, you got trapped. So, I would advise you to refrain from using anonymous quotes. Wish you all the best. Thank you, sir. Abhilash, your flow of thoughts is good. But the panel might see the same as your weakness. Because I didn't feel your answers coming from the heart. They felt quite ready-made and bookish. -You can work on this. -Okay, sir. Abhilash you have a firm hold on DAF. And you are also well versed about your region. But you continue to justify your answer. If you don't know, then say it. Don’t turn around the facts to impress the panel. Don’t try to fool the panel. Ok sir. Abhilash, you have a good knowledge base. There's clarity in your ideas. But I think you weren't prepared with your hobby. It felt as though you mentioned your hobby just to fill up the DAF. Your hobby came across as fake. You couldn't justify it properly which is why your personality, it came across as self-centred. So, I suggest, for the final interview, go prepared with a better answer. During the entire interview, I saw a discord between your words and actions. At times, you get inspired by Mr. Anonymous and when you get trapped, you get inspired by Gandhiji. You said that a civil servant should be compassionate. But I didn't see that in your personality. In the blink of an eye, you said you would go to stop the riots. You could have thought for a bit and then answered. How would you have managed both your personal tragedy and the riots, you could have concluded your answer based on this. I felt as though you wanted to portray yourself as an idealist. Abhilash, you have good knowledge. If there's anything that can stop you from clearing the UPSC, it's you yourself. Thank you. Wish you all the best. Thank you." avO3RDldfKI,Dhaaga Official Music Video | TVF's Aspirants | Nilotpal Bora | Hussain Haidry,2023-11-08T10:37:32Z,PT3M47S,1162742,35068,643,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avO3RDldfKI,, [संगीत] हले से सिरहाने में रख कर ये यादे मेरे मन की झोली में छोड़कर ये यादे आंखों से जल हो ना जाना तू साथी उड़ता सा बादल होना जाना धागा ये टूटे ना ये धागा बरसों की यादों का ये धागा धागा ये टूटे ना ये नाजुक से वादों का ये [संगीत] धागा [संगीत] टूटा जो मैं तूने आकर जोड़ा तेरे हाथों से मैं बना था तेरा था जो हुआ जब मेरा वो लगा तेरे बिन धूर दुनिया ये मेरी तुझसे ही थी पूरी जाना ये लेकिन देर से जाना धागा ये टूटे ना ये धागा बरसों की यादों का ये धागा धागा ये टूटे ना ये धागा नाजुक से वादों का ये धागा होले से सिरहाने में रख कर ये यादे मेरे मन की झोली में छोड़ कर ये यादें आंखों से ओझल होना जाना तू साथी उड़ता सा बादल होना [संगीत] [संगीत] जाना [संगीत] TLOZxtw8JcI,"Udhari Anthem | Hostel Daze Season 3 | Talha Siddiqui, Karan Kanchan",2023-11-06T11:33:38Z,PT2M39S,27915,1160,40,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLOZxtw8JcI,, ना नाधन 15 चार और पांच तेरा मेरा मेरा तेरा नाधन फिर भूल गया करण बीट दियो क्या तेरा मेरा क्या मेरा तेरा दोस्ती के खाते में सब तेरा मेरा क्या तेरा मेरा क्या मेरा तेरा दोस्ती के खाते में सब तेरा मेरा देता देता कभी देगा बे देता हूं देता हूं कभी देगा बे देता हूं देता हूं अभी दे साले अरे भला ना देता हूं जेब से हाथ तो बाहर निकाल आज तू मेरे दे दे कल मैं तेरे देता हूं बारी आए देने की तो फिर मैं रहने देता हूं पैसों का मोह ना रखा ना मैं वॉलेट रखता हूं नाश्ते में डोसा रसम या झूठी कसम खा लेता हूं बिना तेरे बकरे कैसे जाए ये पेट भर मूड ऑफ हो जाता है पैसे वापस मत मांगा कर क्रेडिट कार्ड भी चलते चलते दोस्ती के क्रेडिट पॉइंट होगा शेर खाता अकेला पर हम है सूअर मेरी दोस्ती ने दोस्तों की गुल्लक तुड़वाई है गड्डी और फटे नोटों की गड्डियां भी चलाई है मान लिया मैंने माल लिया से ज्यादा माल मार लिया वर्ल्ड बैंक डुबा दू जेब में उतनी गहरी खाई है क्या तेरा मेरा क्या मेरा तेरा दोस्ती के खाते में सब तेरा मेरा क्या तेरा मेरा क्या मेरा तेरा दोस्ती के खाते में सब तेरा [संगीत] मेरा एटीएम से 50 समाप्त हुए छोटी छोटी बातों में य दम क्यों निकलता मा पसेब से री कम निकलता है भाई भाई से करे पाई पाई का हिसाब पर बंदी के सामने सब लम क्य निकलता है जब सारे साथ में खाते तो वही खाते क्यों बरे ही खाते पहले हाथ मिलाते अब नहीं आते ना होती बाते आपके पैसे या आपके बाप के पैसे दोस्ती के खाते में हो पाते नहीं हिसाब ऐसे किस किताब में मिलेगा तुझे इतना गणित अपनी यारी का करेगा गुना भाग तू कैसे क्या तेरा मेरा क्या मेरा तेरा दोस्ती के खाते में सब तेरा मेरा क्या तेरा मेरा क्या मेरा तेरा दोस्ती के खाते में सब तेरा मेरा कभी देगा बे देता देता कभी देगा बे देता देता अभी दे साले अरे बोला ना देता हूं जे फटी हुई है मेरी यारी की उधारी उधारी की बीमारी बीमारी पड़ी भारी भरी जेबे खाली हुई मारामारी जो आई देने की बारी भूले बातें सारी क्यों बने ब्रो भिकारी [संगीत] स nYdj4DFcMtU,"Zaroori Hai | Music Video | Vidhya Gopal, Osho Jain | Permanent Roommates S3",2023-11-05T07:19:37Z,PT3M19S,34459,1107,38,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYdj4DFcMtU,, पहले मुझे लग रहा था तुम कनाडा जाने का एक्साइटमेंट सिर्फ दिखा नहीं रहे हो बट डेफिनेटली एक्साइटेड तो हो मुझे इंडिया छोड़ के कनाडा नहीं जाना है कुछ बातों का दिल से निकल जाना जरूरी है कुछ आंसुओं का आंखों में भर जाना जरूरी है क्यों जख्म क्यों छुपाया तूने क्यों कुछ भी ना बताया तूने क्यों इशारों इशारों में क्यों ना कुछ जताया तूने कुछ ख्वाबों का नींदों के घर आना जरूरी है जरूरी है कुछ आंसुओं का आंखों में भर जाना जरूरी [संगीत] है [संगीत] वक्त का बेवक्त कोई दर्द लेके [संगीत] आना वक्त का बेवक्त कोई दर्द लेके आना रास्तों पे पत्थरों की बारिश हो जाना थोड़ा जीत जाना थोड़ा हार जाना जरूरी है जरूरी है जरूरी है क्यों जखम क्यों छुपाया तूने क्यों कुछ भी ना बताया तूने क्यों इशारों इशारों में क्यों ना कुछ जताया तूने कुछ रंगों का कपड़ों से उड़ जाना जरूरी है जरूरी है कुछ आंसुओं का आंखों में भर जाना जरूरी [संगीत] है cbqqRq2Jy6I,Kya Vyom Hire Karenge Iss Naye Talent Ko? Watch #TheTalentManager EP 01 now on @TheTimeliners,2023-11-04T08:30:46Z,PT1M,25212,492,3,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbqqRq2Jy6I,, हेम या तू कैसे कैसे को मैनेज कर रहा है भाई को भूल गया मैनेज कर आजा घर आजा घर बैठ के बात करते हैं तेरे में क्या टैलेंट है बीी अरे हि टैलेंट है भाई मैं खुद ढूंढ रहा हूं ना साथ में मिल ढूंढेंगे भाई हीरे की परक सि कोई होती है ध्यान से देख आई एम लाइक आलिया बन जा मेरी करं जौरी माय गड काट दिया अगेन देख बम फोन मत काटना भाई मेरे अंदर पेशेंस तो है ना तू बारबार फोन काट रहा है मैं बारबार तुझे फोन कर रहा हूं भाई कुछ तो कर दे मेरा वीपी यार तू क्यों मेरा टाइम वेस्ट कर रहा है तुझे पता है ना मुझे किसकिस को मैनेज करना है और जाके देखना द टैलेंट मैनेजर ऑन टाइमलाइन Fx8dvxQ_9aQ,Truth Or Dare with DM Abhilash | Aspirants Season 2 streaming now on Amazon Prime Video,2023-11-03T10:20:11Z,PT10M5S,2105637,42079,695,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8dvxQ_9aQ,," Thank you. Here. Dhairya. I need a leave the day after tomorrow. I am going to watch the World Cup. To cheer my Virat. Why are you lying? No one is getting the tickets for the World Cup. How did you get it? Shanti, you don't need to lie to get leaves. According to the Registration Social and Security Act 2008, you can take 15 leaves in a year. And your employer can't deny you. Really? I will return next year now. Hey. Do you see this, Binod? How a liar is asking others to tell the truth. Guri, I didn't leave the group, Fucktard Boys, intentionally. It happened on its own as I changed my phone. Five times? Abhilash, five times? Which group is this? We... The boys of ORN made a group, Fucktard Boys. We used to fuck... I mean we used to talk there. He left the group five times saying that it happened by mistake. Five times by mistake? Imagine. What are you still doing in that group? I am being honest, Guri. What are you saying? I called you for Swachh Abhiyaan. To clean the public toilet. What did you say? That you can only clean your own bathroom. I went to your bathroom now. I saw how clean it was. -Didn't you clean it yet? -He didn't clean anything. -Dhairya, the topic... -Guri. -Let's talk about that. -He didn't even flush let alone clean it. Look, don't talk about fakeness. Look at yourself. You look so fake with the dye. To show it to the world that you are so busy and you work so hard as you are the DM. Everyone knows that you are faking it. Guri, don't you know that there is an enquiry on me? -Right. -Dhairya, I took a vow that I will keep growing my beard unless the enquiry is called off. What are you saying? Your business is completely fake. You sell fake shoes. -Listen. It's not fake... -It's completely fake. One second. I make local shoes originally. Get it? Look at him. He didn't call for six years and then he returns... -I didn't speak to you for six years is a lie. -One minute. -Is that not lying? -Okay. One minute. -It's justified when he does it. -Okay, fine. He has come to my place now. -You are a liar. -Who is lying now? -You are a liar. -Not me. You are a liar. I have a solution. Now, both of you will tell the truth. Truth or dare? Truth. Being honest is the DM's responsibility. So, Mr. Honest DM, tell me something. Why did you leave the group, Fucktard Boys? You should answer in a way as if I have filed an RTI for this answer. Come on. I mean I left it because... Does it seem nice for the DM to be a part of a group called Fucktard Boys? Suryapal has my phone most of the time. He asked me this in front of all the people. Sir, there is a discussion going on in the group, Fucktard Boys. Who does Urvashi love more? Rishabh or Naseem Shah? What's your opinion about it? I am concerned about the economy of the country. Not nonsensical Sachin's memes. Why should I join Fucktard Boys? I knew it. See, Dhairya? I knew that his attachment is gone after becoming the DM. He has severed all the ties of friendship after becoming the DM. I have found out whatever I wanted to know. I am done. One minute. The game started now. Okay? Okay. Truth or dare. Truth. You gifted shoes to Dhairya last Valentine's Day. For 30,000 rupees. How much did that actually cost? -How much? -30 rupees. 3,000 rupees. Were they not branded shoes? They were branded. It's a famous Chinese brand. Jimmy Choos. I sold them at a higher price in an auction to generate money for the NGO. That's okay. -Dare. -Dare. Here you go. Say that you are Gurpreet Singh's friend, DM Abhilash Sharma. Say it. -Who is it? -Say it. It's a dare. Say it. -But who is it? How can I just say it? -I said it's a dare. Talk to him. Say it. Hi, I am Gurpreet Singh's friend, DM Abhilash Sharma. Yes. Sorry, sir. I got it. What kind of dare was this? It's nothing. The administration can't fill the holes on the streets. I was on my way yesterday. There were a lot of holes in the road. I drove on the wrong side to avoid the holes. The constable came and asked me to pay a fine. I made him call him so that I don't have to pay the fine. One minute, Guri. That's wrong. You are taking advantage of the fact that your friend is a DM. -This not not done. That's wrong. -No. -What are you making me do in the name of a dare? -No. A friend has helped another friend. That's it. Okay. I will take a dare as well. You should pay the fine for driving on the wrong side right now. That's your dare. -The administration will fill the holes with your fine. -What? -That's wrong. -That's not wrong. It's your dare. Pay it right now. -Right now. -You ruined the game entirely. Pay it. -And he is the friend of a DM. -I made the payment. -I paid the fine. It's done. -Good. -Dare. -Dare. Hello, Abhilash? Where are you? Yes, sir. Please tell me. I am right here, sir. Abhilash, the students have surrounded the MLA. The situation in the university is very bad. I hope they don't lay their hands on the MLA. Reach there quickly. Yes, sir. I will be there soon. You won't go. Refuse him. Refuse him. Tell him. Sir, I can't come right now as I am playing Truth and Dare. -Have you lost your mind? He is the Divisional Commissioner. -Say it. Abhilash, you have to follow the game. Hello Abhilash? Hello? Sir, I can't come right now. Why not? What are you up to? Sir, I am playing Truth and Dare. Abhilash I dare you, To meet me tomorrow. You will be responsible if I get transferred to Jamtara. People think that the DM is honest if he gets transferred. Dare. -Shall I give him a dare? -Yes. Go ahead. You should give me a dare. He is playing below the belt. Bloody hustler. Okay. Dhairya! Listen. Look here. Yes. Listen, Aunt Hema from Hisar. She is looking for a suitor for Himanshi who is a DM. This is the right opportunity. Give him a dare and fix the alliance. I dare you to join your friend's group again. Oh no. He won't join the group. The group is small for him. We post memes and jokes in it. Do you know why? So that the DM can laugh a little during his busy schedule. And have fun. But no. The group, our jokes and memes are too small for him. That's okay, bro. If you don't want to join the group, it's fine. We are okay. We are okay. Guri, don't be so dramatic. Okay? Add me to the group. -Hey, add me to the group now. -Are you sure? -Sure? -Yay. Yes. Add DM Abhilash Sharma right now. Not the DM. Add your friend, Abhilash. In the group, Fucktard Boys, adding DM... Adding our friend, Abhilash Sharma. Just wait and watch. We will post lots of memes now. One minute. Abhilash, shall we play a last round? -Forget it. Dhairya is gone now. -Let's play. I am not having fun with you. I am not playing. -One last round. We are playing. -No. Truth or dare. Truth. So, DM Abhilash Sharma, tell me something. Do you still love Dhairya? What are you saying? Do you still love Dhairya? Yes or no? I shall leave now. There have been riots. I... Please answer before leaving. -There's a fight there. Answer me first. -No. Leave it. -I should leave. Forget about this. -Just say yes or no. -Yes or no? -I will call you back. -I shall leave now. -Abhilash, you just have to say yes or no. Hey guys if you like this video, do like, comment & Share specially with your Aspirant friends. and if you haven't seen Aspirants Season 2, So you can watch the latest season on Amazon Prime. and for more awesome videos & show. Subscribe to The Viral Fever. Thank you." S6QKmzpBvCI,"The Talent Manager - Fame, Paisa aur Hustle Official Trailer out now | The Timeliners",2023-11-02T10:18:59Z,PT42S,67581,1598,8,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6QKmzpBvCI,, फोकस एजेंसी इस कंपनी के बारे में क्या-क्या जानते हो आप सेलिब्रिटीज को मैनेज करते हो सिर्फ मैनेज नहीं करते हे चैंप उनके लिए काम लाते हैं और उनका पीआर भी संभालते हैं इसका स्क्रीनशॉट लो सारे मीम हैंडल्स को टैग करो और पोस्ट करो वी नीड अ बिगर नोज ये है ना तेरी क्लाइंट मस्त टैलेंट से नाक खुज रही है न्यूट फोटो शूट करवा देते हैं नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं वैसे ही बहुत बाल है इस सो वी टॉक फास्ट वक फास्ट एंड लॉक फास्ट मैं हूं राजा तू है वजीर घोड़ा दुनिया सिर्फ वही देखती है जो हम उन्हें दिखाते हैं कीप दि सेफ 7_MG8S-0Cpg,Sakht Kadam Uthane Padte Hain | #TVF #Aspirants #NaveenKasturia,2023-10-31T09:37:32Z,PT57S,337719,13575,99,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_MG8S-0Cpg,, आपको उनके इंटेंशन पर डाउट है सर मुझको लगता है उनके लिए गए अब तक सभी डिसीजन और सभी एक्शंस को रिव्यू करना चाहिए टू चेक हि इंटेंशन तो आप क्या सजेस्ट करते हैं सर मैं लेबर कमीशन और डीएलसी को एक इंडिपेंडेंट इंक्वायरी ओपन करने के लिए लेटर लिख देता हूं जो एलसी संदीप पलान के लिए गए सभी डिसीजन को रिव्यू और इवेलुएट करेगी नो लेटस नॉट इवॉल्व द लेबर डिपार्टमेंट टू दिस टू अवॉइड पालिटी ओके सर अभिलाष ये आपके जूरिस क्शन में है आई वांट यू टू कंडक्ट एन इंडिपेंडेंट इंक्वायरी ऑफ एलसी एंड इफॉर्म मी एज सून एज पॉसिबल आपकी फाइंडिंग्स के बाद लेबर कमिशनर को इवॉल्व [संगीत] करेंगे SgRtspXlU9Q,Sandeep Bhaiya Ka Life Lesson | #Aspirants #SandeepBhaiya #TVF,2023-10-30T10:20:55Z,PT26S,95533,6728,22,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgRtspXlU9Q,, काम रूपेण कोनते दुष्प रेणा न लेना चा मतलब यो कि कोई भी मोह हमेशा काम रूप में आवेगा और वह ऐसी आग है जो बढ़ती जाएगी कभी खत्म ना होगी गीता में पढ़ा था fjTlw9f96Io,Subah Subah Uthaoge Toh Yahi Hoga Na | #TVF #SumeetVyas #Comdey,2023-10-28T09:16:18Z,PT47S,57813,1527,4,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjTlw9f96Io,, इट्स संडे मॉर्निंग मैंने एक जबरदस्त प्लान बनाया गेट रेडी फॉर द संडे शोडाउन संडे व्हाट संडे शोडाउन ये तुम सुबह सुबह मार्शल आर्ट्स की वीडियो क्यों देख रहे हो अरे यह वो गरबा के लिए वो बोरीवली का जो गरबा का पंडाल है ना बहुत वायलेंट गरबा करते हैं वो लोग दो तीन बार डंडा मेरे सर पर लग गया एंड अकॉर्डिंग टू शालिन रिसर्च स्कूल फ्लेक्सिबल के लिए मार्शल आर्ट्स से बेटर और कोई आर्टफॉर्म नहीं है यू नो वो लोग ऐसे डंडा चलाएंगे तो पूरा प्रिपेयर लाइक यू नो व यू डूइंग तनु अरे इट्स संडे मैं सोने जा रही हूं अरे तो मेरा लैपटॉप लेके क्यों जा रही हो यार इसमें सारे मेरे फिटनेस के वीडियोस है आई वुड नो व्हाट टू डू विद माय हैंड्स एंड माय लेग्स यू आर किलिंग मी mESVrObKuSM,UPSC Crack Karne Ke Liye Bohot Dedication Chahiye | #TVF #Aspirants #NaveenKasturia,2023-10-27T09:14:58Z,PT32S,320714,17435,63,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESVrObKuSM,, और एक भी क्वेश्चन छोड़ना सुसाइड है तो आप रिवीजन कर रहे हो ना ये स्ट्रेस क्यों ले रहे हो अरे रिवीजन का टाइम ही नहीं मिल रहा ना वही तो स्ट्रेस है वही तो बोल रहा हूं मैं दो घंटा यहां इकोनॉमिक्स की कोचिंग सुबह फिर दोपहर में दो घंटा करंट अफेयर्स एक यहां राजेंद्र नगर में दूसरा लाक आधा टाइम तो ट्रैवलिंग में निकल जाता है शाम को रूम में खाना खा के पढ़ने बैठ हूं दिन भर की तन से नींद आती है कंसंट्रेट ही नहीं हो पाता सेल्फ स्टडी क्या खाक होगी भाई मेरे स्टेज के एस्परेंस के लिए ना सेल्फ स्टडी ही एक मात्र रास्ता है ल बासना का थैंक यू Rbn5hWxdTwY,SK Sir Ki Shayari Dil Jeet Leti Hai | #SKSir #Aspirants #iasmotivation,2023-10-26T07:50:59Z,PT14S,130043,8396,53,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbn5hWxdTwY,, उसने कहा जिले में सोर है चर्चा य आम है अच्छा उसने कहा जिले में सोर है चर्चा यह आम है और मैंने कहा मेरे दोस्त का काम है 6AOLkrgGsoo,TVF Aspirant Season 2 | All Episodes Streaming Now On Amazon Prime Video,2023-10-25T03:32:56Z,PT1M,545251,11219,958,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AOLkrgGsoo,, [संगीत] इनिंग सीप और किसी का निकले ना निकले आपका तो यूपीएससी इस बार पक्का निकलेगा मैंने हमेशा आपको आइडलाइज किया है असिस्टेंट लेबर कमिशनर संदीप लाना डी एम अभिला शर्मा दोनों एक साथ आ गए अब तो क्रांति क्रांति होगा है सही काम में कभी बाधा नहीं आएगी थैंक य सर मजदूर को लगातार रे साल इमेंट नहीं मिला तो वो मांग कर रहे थे प्रशासन मजदूरों के खिलाफ नहीं है लेकिन लॉ एंड ऑर्डर को भी मेंटेन रखना है आपको लगता है कि आपका काम बाकियों से ज्यादा इंपोर्टेंट है तमीज से बात करिए मैं सीनियर हूं आपका सीनियर है और अब संदीप भैया छोटे नौकर लग रहे संदीप भैया ना राजेंद्र नगर के हमारे रिलेशनशिप से निकल ही नहीं पाया हमेशा छोटा भाई समझा था मैंने उसे संदीप भैया आप बस एक छोटे से कुए की सुरक्षा देख मुझे पूरे तालाब का ख्याल रखना [संगीत] है kj2uEmCLb-0,"Garba Plan Ft. Sumeet Vyas, Nidhi Singh | Watch TVF’s Permanent Roommates on @PrimeVideoIN",2023-10-23T08:04:08Z,PT9M2S,428117,7155,232,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj2uEmCLb-0,," Micky. -What the hell! -Tanu, it's Sunday morning. I have made an amazing plan. Get ready for the Sunday showdown. -Sunday what? -Sunday showdown. Why are you watching martial arts videos in the morning? For playing Garba. People play Garba violently at the Borivali pandal. My head was hit by the sticks many times accidentally. And according to the Shaolin Research School, there is no better art form than martial arts for flexibility. So, when they use the sticks, I have to be completely prepared, you know. What are you doing? Tanu. Hey. It's Sunday. I am going to sleep. Why are you taking my laptop with you? It has all my fitness videos. I wouldn't know what to do with my hands and legs. You are killing me. Micky, what shall we order for lunch? I was thinking maybe Thai. Micky, I am asking, what shall we order? Silence on Monday. But today is Sunday. Oh, you mean a silence vow. You are upset because of what happened in the morning, right? Micky, I had a hectic week. So, I just wanted to sleep in. Okay. So, you don't want to talk. Then I should talk. I thought that today is Sunday. So, you know, we could spend some time together. Maybe watch a movie. Or maybe... But you don't want to talk. So... -Cool. Shit. -Ha. You always ruin all my plans. You didn't come to the Chandrayaan celebration match at Mittal's terrace last month. The moonlight falling on the terrace and my face was amazing. I don't like the idea of playing ludo in a tent with scented candles. You are implying my plans on me. -Okay. Fine. -You have become a corporate shark. What should we do? Tell me. I will tell you as I know exactly how to add spice to our lives. So, I have planned a Sunday showdown. If you are interested, we can do this. Otherwise, I'll go back to my silence vow. So, you can go back to your silence vow because I am not doing a Sunday showdown with you. What? If you make such a sad and cute face at the same time, then I have to listen to you. So, do you agree with my plan now? Great. Then I will tell you the plan for the day. I have a little presentation right here. One minute. Right. Micky what are you doing? This is Tiwari and his girlfriend's photo. Look at it carefully. They have received 25 heart emojis. And this is our photo. We have received 10 heart emojis and 16 laughing emojis. -Okay. -And do you know that one of the laughing emojis was given by Tiwari? He is a traitor. He is a 34-year-old virgin. He found a girl and he is humiliating us. -So? -That's why I have decided that we are going to have a Sunday showdown. Let's decide once and for all who the coolest and cutest couple in the world is. I mean that's us, obviously. And we have to beat this couple on three fronts for that. PMS. Physically, mentally and socially. First of all, physically. We will play Garba at the Borivali pandal for three hours from 5 pm to 8 pm. Tiwari and his girlfriend will be exhausted within an hour. Second of all, mentally. I have got the paper leaked for Maine Payal Hai Chankayi GK competition. I know all the questions. So, we will obviously win that as well. Finally, third of all, socially. After playing Garba for three hours and winning the GK competition, when we will get the best couple award, we will post the photo on social media with our trophy and we'll receive many heart emojis. And he will be finished. -Huh? -You have been saying that continuously like Amisha Patel in the movie, Gadar. Say something at least. Micky, have you lost your mind? I thought we would play Garba for half an hour. And you have made the plan for the whole night. I have to go to work tomorrow. I have an entire week of workload. I thought I would spend some time with you but... Do this. Observe your silence vow. -I am going to relax now. -Tanu. Why do get upset when things get a little hard? I am preparing you... -Micky. -Hey, Tanu. Do you think that I don't know that you had a hectic week? Here. You were working till 1 am on Monday. You were in the balcony for so long on Tuesday that I felt that there was an alien when you opened the door. Your office cab driver, Pawan, sent this to me on Wednesday. You were working on your laptop throughout the way. This is while eating on Thursday. And this is on Friday in the kitchen. And you were making the reports all day long yesterday even on your holiday. I didn't make this plan just to make Tiwari jealous. I wanted you to chill a little. You know, you are just like those people who are scared to take the jump in bungee jumping. And I am like the instructor who pushes you from behind. People remember that jump for the rest of their lives. So, in short, let's go for it, Tanu. It will be fun. Trust me. You will always remember this day. How did you make the PPT so quickly? By using PPT GPT AI Tools. It's cool, right? Listen. I am going to get ready for your stupid Sunday showdown. Because Tankesh is going to beat the Tiwaris. Tanu, if you are with me, I will set the floor on fire. -Come. -I will blast the venue with my dance moves. -Oh my God. -Thanks. -You didn't wear earrings. -What? Tanu, you should complete the look. How will we get the best couple award? Micky, you should be glad that I wore this. What do you mean by that? We can't go there wearing shorts. -We will play Garba. -Hey, this is so annoying. Don't say Maine Payal Hai Chankayi Ab To Aa Ja Tu Parjayi. -Ready. -It's Harjayi. Lakshman, it's you. The name is LLEO. L-L-E-O. And sister-in-law, you are here. Where is Tiwari? Bro, I found this heartbroken chick at the Garba centre. That's why I brought her along. I think she needs a shoulder to cry on. If you know what I mean. Just because this is your house, it doesn't mean you can come whenever you want. There is no privacy at all. Come, babe. Let's go. -What the hell. -Tiwari's girl is with Lakshman. Micky, how did he get the keys to our house? Tanu, that's not important. Tiwari had a break up. That is important. Lakshman, don't take off your helmet. Hi, guys. We are back with the third season of Permanent Roommates. And you can watch more of us exclusively on Amazon Prime Video. And tell us in the comment section what you like the most about Tanya and Mikesh. And what you dislike the most. And for more such content, subscribe to -The Viral Fever. -The Viral Fever." hPQjPn8ly7A,Kya Saare Engineers Ki Yahi Kahaani Hai? #TVF #BreakUp #Engineer,2023-10-22T13:15:21Z,PT24S,68929,1671,14,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPQjPn8ly7A,, ठीक है फिर मैं एक काम करती हूं मैं घर बैठती हूं और सिंक बनाना सीख हूं इसीलिए पढ़ाई की थी ना मैंने बेटा मैं ये नहीं कह रहा यही कह रहे हो और भी बे बत आप यही कह रहे हो आप क्या सोच रहे थे कॉलेज के बाद मैं क्या करने वाली हूं मुझे लगा था इंजीनियरिंग की बाद जॉब तो मिलती नहीं है घर बैठेगी वाह ठीक है HS09zBfWMGw,"Bataa | Music Video | Osho Jain, Avinash Chouhan | TVF Permanent Roommates S3|Watch on @PrimeVideoIN",2023-10-22T10:22:44Z,PT3M40S,59533,1594,70,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS09zBfWMGw,, [संगीत] बिन मौसम बारिशों के जैसा ना जाने कहां से तू आया है गर्मी के दिनों में कुल्फी जैसा चेहरे पे हंसी तू लाया है मैं नजर हूं तू है इशारा मैं सफर हूं तू है किनारा तेरे साथ कैसे सब कुछ लगे इतना [संगीत] प्यारा बता मेरी आंखों से क्यों आंसू पूछता मेरे बारे में ही क्यों तू सोचता तू कैसे है मेरी का प लिया है तूने क्यों मेरी का का सारा बो [संगीत] बता तेरी आंखों में ही खोना है तेरे सीने पे ही सोना है तेरे कांधे पे ही रोना है तेरे जैसा क्यों कोई ना है ना तेरा मेरा है सब हमारा तुझी को थामा तुझे पुकारा तेरे साथ कैसे सब कुछ लगे इतना प्यारा [संगीत] बता मेरी आंखों से क्यों आंसू पचता मेरे बारे में ही क्यों तू सोचता कैसे है मेरा तेरी कां पे लिया है तूने क्यों मेरे कां का जो सारा बोझ था दूर जाओ फिर भी क्यों ना रुक बता मेरे बारे में ही क्यों तू सोचता तू कैसे है मेरा मेरी आंखों से क्यों आंसू पचता मेरे बारे में ही क्यों तू सोचता ब तेरे कां पे लिया है तूने ब मेरे कानों का जो सारा बोझ था दूर जाऊं फिर भी क्यों ना रोकता मेरे बारे में ही क्यों तू सोचता [संगीत] ब GzF89WcDIBw,TVF's Permanent Roommates | New Season Out Now on Amazon Prime Video,2023-10-22T06:30:03Z,PT30S,85480,1608,5,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzF89WcDIBw,, मिकेश मम्मी को क्यों बताया हम क्या कर रहे हैं मम्मी को थोड़ी समझ में आएगा ये रोल प्ले वगैरह क्या होता है तुम्हें लगता है तुम्हारे पेरेंट्स ने कभी रोल प्ले नहीं किया होगा तुम्हारे और निकेश के डिसएग्रीमेंट में मैं क्या कर सकती पहली बात तो इसको डिसएग्रीमेंट नहीं झगड़ा बोली बेटा वो जमाना चला गया जब मर्द हुकुम चलाता तुम ना ये सब मेरे बिना ही किया करो मैं और नहीं झेल सकती तनू मैं हूं तुम श्यर हो ना देश छोड़ के निकल जाना है व्हाट काइंड ऑफ अ मैन लूजस एन अपॉर्चुनिटी टू लूज अ डोमिनेटिंग गलफ्रेंड लाइक दैट vxothwCgjN8,TVF's Break Up With Papa ft. Deepesh Jagdish & Shreya Singh,2023-10-21T06:36:56Z,PT9M45S,914440,22108,135,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxothwCgjN8,," Come. Come. Come. -Good morning. -Good morning. You should reply to the family group sometime saying good morning. How difficult is it to find a photo of a red rose? You've turned my gallery into a bouquet by sending me flowers continuously. How many more roses do you want? -Come. -Forget it. -I'll get vegetables and be back. Okay? -Come. -Listen. -Come. Listen. My phone is on charge. -Don't answer my call at all. -Why would I answer your call? Go. Leave. Come. A boy is calling. Hello. Am I speaking to Preet? This is Paramjeet. You are a girl. No. Sorry. I am Preet's father. Tell me. I just wanted to inform her that I have mailed the joining letter to her. So can she join the Mumbai branch from next month? Mumbai? Why are you looking at me? Handle it yourself. Should I get to know from your friend in Haryana that you are going to Mumbai? A friend from Haryana? Paramjeet from HR, Haryana. That's not HR from Haryana but HR from the office. One minute. Did you answer my call again? Don't change the topic. What's the need for you to go there? Tell Paramjeet that you can't shift to Mumbai and you will do the homework. -Work from home. -It's the same. Don't argue with me. Dad, it's company policy. I have to go. When were you going to tell me? After reaching there or what? I have been trying for a month. It's so hot in Indore. I have heard that the weather in Mumbai is amazing, right? The best weather is in Himachal. Your mom and I did it there. Work from home. The plants probably don't need water as it rains a lot in Mumbai. The whole city of Mumbai is going to drown by 2047. Only rivers, birds, air and I would survive this. Look at this woman carefully. A woman has crossed border to meet her lover Lalitam. Dad, should I go to Mumbai if I get a job there? You absolutely should. 80% of people voted that Seema should go back to Pakistan. I couldn't hear your grandma fall from the stairs while I was listening to the news. How will you stay there? Have you thought about that? Sarah is there. My senior from college. I will stay with her for a few days and I will find a house from there. Okay. You can't even find your socks and you want to find a house there. There is no app to find the socks, dad. There is an app to find a house. And that's why I am already checking on housing.com. Look at this. There are maximum options available in this. Your generation has a lot of options. -If I had an option before getting married then... -Then what? I would have still married your mother. How is that relevant here? I am just saying that shifting is not easy. You have to get a rent agreement made and find a maid. You have to find a society without boys. I will find a maid. The rent agreement will be made through an app. There is an app for boys. What did you say about boys? -Nothing. I am just saying... -You said something about boys. Boyfriend? I will manage, dad. Do you know how expensive it is there? -The rent can be paid with a credit card as well. -Credit card? Your Uncle Chintu went to Mumbai with a credit card. He came back in four days. Yes. He went on his honeymoon. Do you know how crazy the traffic is there? Two-wheelers can go anywhere, dad. You will ride a two-wheeler there as well? -It rains so much. You might slip. -Okay. Then I will take the local. -Who takes the local after slipping? -There is a metro as well. The couples who are thrown out of the park go on a metro. Dad, I am not talking about Delhi. I am going to Mumbai. Forget about it. I am just saying that I will manage. -I manage everything here as well. -I manage everything here for you. Dad, I have learnt everything by observing you. Taking care of the house, buying the vegetables. -So, you have learnt everything, right? -Yes. Tell me. Where are your original documents? In the bottom left drawer of the almirah. -How many whistles does it take to cook kidney beans? -Four or five. Who do we call if our sink stops working? A plumber. It was a trick question. I repair the sink. See? There are hundreds of works at home. You don't know about that. Okay. Then let me stay at home. And learn how to repair the sink. That's why I got educated, right? -No. That's not what I meant. -You said exactly that. -You are saying that. What were you thinking? -Hey. What am I going to do after college? I thought that no one gets a job after engineering. So, you'd stay at home. Wow. Okay. You know, dad? If mom was there today, she wouldn't have stopped me. What are you looking at me for? Make her emotional as well. You know, if your mother was alive today... Don't use me. Make her emotional on your own. -Shall we watch a movie? -I can't watch Baghban once again. It doesn't have an emotional effect on me at all. You keep suggesting me to watch Baghban all the time. Dad, do you see her? You have been feeding her for two years. If she flies away tomorrow because she will find many birds like her as well as more food, what will you tell her then? Am I crazy to talk to birds? I am the bird in this situation. Dad, please. I would ask her to fly away. Just remember who gave you courage when your wings were small. When you fell from the cycle, who took you to the veterinarian when your beak suffered an injury? -Let it be, dad. -I... You are using confusing metaphors. Let it be. It won't work. You should go. I handled the house alone when your mother passed away. Even you will do it. You have taken after me. Your face just resembles your mother's. Go. I will somehow bear the sorrow. That's okay, dad. I will wait. This was just the first offer. More offers will come. Indore is mini Mumbai. I'll find more opportunities. It's okay. Really? You did the right thing. Good decision. You made a great decision. Well done. What was the package they were offering? Have a look. Chintu, don't hang a to-let poster outside. People read it as a toilet. Do this. List it on housing.com. Your flat will be rented in no time. Yes. I guarantee. Okay? Okay then. Great. Wow. The house is amazing. -And you did all this on your own? -Yes. Did you get that? And you did this from the app? Phone app on your own. -You see what I did there. -I got it. But you didn't laugh." LWPXkRNK8SM,TVF Aspirants - Season 2 | Official Trailer | Streaming Now On Amazon Prime Video,2023-10-19T12:32:50Z,PT2M30S,2649451,105537,3432,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWPXkRNK8SM," The training of IAS does not start from LBSNAA but from the preparation. The training of IAS does not start from LBSNAA but from the preparation Three of us used to roam together so we were called tripod. Three of us used to roam together so we were called tripod. None of you ever checked up on my well-being. You do not even deserve it. An IAS is a servant of the public. When you become one you will have to serve these people selflessly. No hurdles will come in the way of good. No hurdles will come in the way of good. Thank you, sir. Now that these two have come together, a wave of revolution is sure to come. Dhairya, I'm very happy to see you and Guri together. I'm really happy about it. Heard that, Sandeep Bhaiya? They're starting a coaching centre. And whenever you guys need me, I'll always be there for you. Say tripod. -Tripod! -Tripod! -Our increment -is our right! The government has given us the power to protect the rights of these helpless workers and labourers. to protect the rights of these helpless workers and labourers. Please tell them to end the strike. Their rights will be protected. Sorry, sir. I can give up my life but I can't do this. No matter how close your friendship is after becoming an IAS officer, things change. I have saved you, Sandeep. The administration is not against the workers. But we also need to maintain law & order. We had dreamed of opening a coaching institute together. But everything has come to a grinding halt now. This will happen several times. Despite doing the right thing, you won't be able to stop the wrong thing. And you won't be able to tell yourself that you were at fault too. I've made a hell lot of sacrifices for this PCS job. Me. Me. Me. You were selfish then and you're selfish now too. You haven't changed a bit. Please talk respectfully. I am your senior. My senior. Now, I'm a petty servant in front of you. We're the Tripod. We should stick together. Now that I'm with him, you have a problem? You call yourself a friend. Bloody liar! If there's any shame left in you, don't you dare show us your face again. Why don't you bring a recommendation letter from the president of India? Why don't you bring a recommendation letter from the president of India? That's the only thing that can get you admitted to an ongoing batch. It'll take 15 years to get the president's signature. You see, ma'am, first, I'll become the SDM, then the DM, then the cabinet secretary, then get to the Rashtrapati Bhavan. And then after I share an acquaintance with His Excellency personally, I'll finally get it signed by him. All this will take 15 years for sure.", ये आईएस बनने की ट्रेनिंग लबसना से ना यही प्रिपरेशन से शुरू होती है हम लोग साथ ही घूमते थे ना तो हमको स ट्राइप दोस्तो ने तो एक बार पलट के नहीं पूछा है ठीक है त डि भी नहीं करता एक आईस जनता का नौकर होता है बन जाओगे ना इन्ही लोगों की निस्वार्थ सेवा करनी पड़ेगी सही काम में कभी बाधा नहीं आएगी थैंक य सर दोनों एक साथ आ गए अब तो क्रांति क्रांति हो गए क मैं बहुत खुश हूं तुम और गुरी साथ हो इन आईम रि देख रहे हो संदीप भैया कोचिंग इंस्टिट्यूट खोल रहे दोनों और मेरी कभी भी जरूरत हो आईम लवेज दे वि य से ट्राइपॉड ट्राप सरकार ने हमें पावर दी है कि हम इन मजदूरों और हाश पर पड़े लोगों के हको को प्रोटेक्ट करें आप उनको बोलिए स्ट्राइक खत्म करने को उनके हक सुरक्षित रहेंगे सॉरी सर गर्दन मांग लि ये ना हो पावेगा दोस्ती चाहे जितनी भी पुरानी हो लेकिन आईएएस बनने के बाद दोस्ती वैसी रहती नहीं है मैंने आपको बचाया है संदीप जी प्रशासन मजदूरों के खिलाफ नहीं है लेकिन लॉ एंड ऑर्डर को भी मेंटेन रखना है सोचा था साथ में कोचिंग इंस्टिट्यूट खोलेंगे सब धरा का धरा रह गया बहुत बार होगा तुम सही चीज करके भी गलत चीज को होने से रोक नहीं पाओगे और खुद को समझा भी नहीं पाओगे कि इसमें एक गलती तुम्हारी भी थी इस पीसीएस की जॉब के लिए घड़े सैक्रिफाइस करे हैं मनने मैं मैं मैं जितना स्वार्थी तब था उतना ही स्वार्थी अभी भी है भाई इतना नहीं बदला है तमीज से बात करिए मैं सीनियर हूं आपका सीनियर है और अब संदीप भैया छोटे नौकर लग रहे हैं ट्राइपॉड है साथ में रहना चाहिए अभी साथ में तेरे को दिक्कत हो रही है दोस्त कहता है झूठा साला और थोड़ा शर्म है ना तो जिंदगी में वापस अपना शकल मत दिखाना आप प्रेसिडेंट ऑफ इंडि का रिकमेंडेशन लेटर लेके आई है बस उसी से बैच के बीच में तुम्हारी एडमिशन कर दूंगी मैम प्रेसिडेंट के साइन लाने में तो 15 साल लगेंगे एक्चुअली मैम पहले एसडीएम बनूंगा फिर डीएम फिर कैबिनेट सेक्रेटरी फिर राष्ट्रपति भवन और फिर जब महामहिम राष्ट्रपति जी से थोड़ी पर्सन जान पहचान होगी तब जाके उनसे साइन करवाऊंगी तो उसमें 15 साल तो लग [संगीत] जाएंगे rFA5rvnauso,TVF's Permanent Roommates - Recap | Season 3 Streaming Now on Amazon Prime Video,2023-10-17T13:04:24Z,PT3M3S,93807,1950,92,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA5rvnauso,, रितु रितु सब गड़बड़ होने वाला है मिकेश इंडिया में है द फर्स्ट थिंग ही विल से टू मी आफ्टर कमिंग बैक टू इंडिया इज विल यू मैरी मी आई एम जस्ट नॉट रेडी यार अभी लंच खाके फिर घर देखने चलेंगे देर इज नो वे यार कि मैं तुम्हारे साथ आ जाके कोई घर दिखाऊ प्लीज यू नो आई बीन ट्रांग टू हैव दिस कन्वर्सेशन सस यूर हियर क्या कहना चाहती हो अब तुम दैट यू डोंट लव मी एनीमोर आई एम नॉट सेइंग नो मुझे बस थोड़ा सा और टाइम दे दो ओके तुम्हें बताने से पहले मैंने किसी और को भी यह बात बताई थी पापा आपको हमारी शादी से कोई प्रॉब्लम नहीं है नहीं पुरुषोत्तम जी सेट तो हो जाएगी ना साथ में रहेगी तो सेट तो हो ही जाएगी इसमें कुछ सोडा वगैरह नहीं डालोगे जगेगा मैं तो अपनी शादी के बारे में सोच रहा हूं तुम्हे क्या लगता है हमें करनी चाहिए तुम्हें क्या लगता है हम मैसेज टाइप कर देते हैं और थ्री पर सेंड कर देंगे व आर जस्ट नेवर ऑन द सेम पेज खड़ा हो जा दोनों पार्टी को लेके आ अभी के अभी आई फंक्शन ऑन लॉजिक यू फंक्शन ऑन इमोशन च इ ग्रेट फॉर यू कितना फास्ट बोलती हो तुम ब बीच का पूरा मैटर ही मिस हो जाता है विल यू प्लीज बी माय रूमेट फॉर फवर माय फैमिली योर फैमिली माय करियर योर करियर एवरीथिंग हैज टू बी सॉर्टेड नथिंग कैन गो रंग तनु कितनी बार बोला है दारू मत पिया करो तुमसे पचती तो है नहीं आई डिन इवन हैव अ ड्रॉप ऑफ अल्कोहल तो सब खराब कर दिया हमने मिक्की होने वाली बहू को ना आज पहली बार मिल रहे हैं पागलों के घर ब्याह हो रहा है आज ऐसा ना लगे बाद में तो सच्चाई सामने आने ही वाली है आई डोंट थिंक आई एम कंपलीटली अगेंस्ट द आइडिया ऑफ हैविंग दिस बेबी लजा बहु फेर से है बस तुम दोनों की शादी करनी पड़ेगी कोई प्रॉब्लम है तुम्हें इससे नहीं आंटी शादी मैं अभी नहीं करना चाहता क्या किया तूने सना के साथ अरे मैंने कुछ अरे मैंने कुछ नहीं किया जब आप मेरा फोन नहीं उठा रहे तो मैं आपको कुछ भी कैसे बताऊंगा आपकी बेटी की शादी से ज्यादा इंपोर्टेंट और क्या हो सकता है मेरी खुद की शादी भी तो हो सकती [प्रशंसा] है देखो आई डोंट थिंक वी शुड टेक दिस एनी फदर आई थिंक क्या हुआ आई कां अरे क्या हो रहा है ये सब मुझे लगा था हमारी वेडिंग इज अ क्लोज्ड अफेयर नहीं नहीं तुम खर्चे की टेंशन मत लो 50 60 लाख में पूरी शादी हो जाएगी व्हाट कैंसल कैसे कर सकते हैं तुम जाकर ओनर से एडवांस की बात तो करो यार सो य गेटिंग मैट माय प्लेस हां कम ना आई विल शो यू माय डन तानिया को झूठ बोल दो कि तुम एडवांस वापस नहीं दे सकते तुम्हारे बेबी शार पे तुमको बहुत सारे गिफ्ट्स मिले बट नाउ इट्स टाइम फॉर द शो स्टॉपर मतलब बाबा का गिफ्ट दिस इज अ डॉपलर अब इससे क्या होता है कुछ नहीं कर सकते थे तुम ठीक हो या आईम फाइन तनु प्लीज मेरा नाश्ता ले आओ यार मैं लेट हो रहा हूं प्लीज याकी मेरा बिल्कुल मन नहीं है हम लोग क्या हमेशा ऐसे सैड ही रहेंगे तन ये क्या कर रही हो तुम इन केस यू फॉरगॉट आज हमारी शादी है लियो हट मेरी शादी है जि टफ आई किल यू इ यू बलिक नाउ न हम लोग यह नाटक कर रहे हैं लेकिन आइसलैंड की पद्धति से सही में शादी होगी तो तु कोई प्रॉब्लम नो जस्ट [संगीत] क्लेरिफाई [संगीत] GEOIq2_A1rs,TVF's Permanent Roommates Season 3 - Official Trailer | Streaming from 18 Oct on Amazon Prime Video,2023-10-15T05:23:08Z,PT2M43S,325506,9157,492,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEOIq2_A1rs,," Mickey, it’s our anniversary. Atleast get some things right! Rub chocolate on your partner's chest and lick it. Oh. But we don't have chocolate right now. Can I use kulfi instead? I love kulfi. But my chest is hairy. The kulfi will become falooda. -Okay, fine. Then do that to me... -No, you will catch a cold. Then your nose will start running. Tanya Nagpal, it's official. -What? -We are permanent roommates. Mickey, I love you so much. Mickey. Shraddha is moving to Germany. I know. Don't you think even we should consider it? My brother and his wife want to go abroad. They are not labourers. They are engineers. What do you mean by it's the same thing? The first round of my interview got cleared. Tanu works so hard. She is a workaholic. Does she drink a lot? Not alcoholic, it's workaholic. I don't think we can live our dream life here, Mickey. But I am living my dream life here. Mister, stop the car. Tanu. You get too carried away. Tanya is hell-bent on going to Canada. At first, I thought it was just that you were not expressing your excitement. But you definitely are excited about Canada. You don't need to overreact so much. You think I'm overreacting? Just say it openly that you don't want to go. You don't want to go, right? Just say that. I don't want to go to Canada. Do you know how men resolve conflict these days? What? Agreement. Mikesh, be a man and never say no. Let's plan a trip to Canada Tanu? Rajma chawal and bhindi. It's amazing. Please pass me some bhindi. Give it to him. Did Mikesh say anything about why he doesn't want to go? What can I do in Mikesh and your disagreement? Call it a fight, not a disagreement. Tanu, I am sorry. Mikesh, I don't want to talk to you. All you see is my body. Don't you see a soft heart beating inside it? Someone, just give me a solution. I am stuck. Look, bro, solutions are many. But will you be able to do it? Yes, I will do it. Plant drugs in her bag. Bro, she's my daughter. Bro, even I have two daughters. But we aren't discussing that now. Right now, we are discussing his problem." JgZOH8a3T8I,Shantit Kranti 2 | Official Hindi Trailer | All Episodes Streaming Now On Sony LIV,2023-10-13T06:24:15Z,PT2M8S,102028,1466,89,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgZOH8a3T8I,, कि हम जो तय करें वही मार्ग मोक्ष का हो सकता है तो अब आध्यात्म के मार्ग पर ही खुद को स्वाधीन करने का सोचा है मैंने चुप रे बुल्ले पशा कहां है अपना मुझे यह भी नहीं पता कि पशा का लड़का दिखता कैसे है एक तो लड़का नहीं लड़की है काका वो टूर का बुकिंग उधर हो रहा है आरामखोर शादी तय हुई और बताया भी नहीं तेरी आई बैचलर पार्टी को छोड़ेगी ना तुझे मैं तय करूंगा कि कब और कहां जाना है बैचलर पार्टी के [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] लिए कहां पर आ गए हम मध्य प्रदेश मध्य प्रदेश गुरु गंगनापुर से काठमांडू नेपाल बैचलर ट्रिप बोल के भक्ति यात्रा पर लाया है हमें बो भोलेनाथ बाबा की जय बैचलर ट्रिप के लिए भक्ति यात्रा ऑप्शन कैसे हो सकता है जैसे गोवा के लिए शांतिवन ऑप्शन होता है वैसे ही पर तुम जैसे लड़के मंदिर के दर्शन के लिए आ गए वो क्या हुआ ना कल हम बैठे थे और आध्यात्मिक लगाव तो था हीे हमको ट्रिप कैंसिल करनी है लेकिन तू जाएगा कैसे मैं चल के जाऊंगा तैरते हुए जाऊंगा नहीं तो रंगते हुए जाऊंगा क्या रे चिकने कितना लेगा तना लेगा खड़े खड़े लूंगा चल [संगीत] निकल दोपहर से एक बात चुप रही है मुझे श्रेयस है ना वो कल आई हुई समृद्धि को बोला कि तू हमें ड्रग्स देकर लाया है यहां तेरी नसबंदी हुई है इसलिए तू अकेला है और उसे तेरे साथ दोस्ती तोड़नी है उसकी yKLajEQxdDg,Bade Bhai Ko Gaali Dene Ka Nuska | #TVF #YehMeriFamily #Comedy,2023-10-12T07:30:23Z,PT17S,138234,3932,22,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKLajEQxdDg,, पापा वह जमाने गए जब मुझे सब गलत लगता था ट्यूशंस पुताई दूध मम्मी यह गजल वह कुत्ता यह कुत्ता अब सब अच्छा लगता है KRMV54DZZHY,Talent Wins Hearts ❤️ | #HostelDaze #Rap #TVF,2023-10-11T05:53:31Z,PT45S,90248,4370,35,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRMV54DZZHY,, बस झूमता हूं घूमता मैं बादलों में बस मजे में देखता हूं ख्वाहिशों को बस लतों के सिलसिले में सोचता हूं जब हटूंगा तब सि लूंगा किस्मतों को बिस्तरों पे हंसी में नशे में ख्वाब की रजाई में सिरने एक कहानी होगी और बगल में लेटी होगी तुम सुनती होगी मेरी धुन आंखें बंद मंद मुस्कान रोके बैठी दम अब तो लेंगे हम वो कदम है रुके जो शर्म में हैसा से भी गरम जितना भी समय है लगता मुझको कम तुम गोरा कागज मैं काली कलम होंगे संग मैं ना लिखू कोई गम बस खुशियों का हिसाब होगा ख्वाब की रजाई में सिरने कहानी होगी और बगल में लेटी होगी तुम सुनती होगी मेरी पाम पाम पारा पाप Inp8IK9xKWQ,"Pankaj Bhaiya Podcast ft. Ahsaas Channa, Nikhil Vijay, Shubham Gaur, Abhishake Jha | Hostel Daze",2023-10-06T06:32:39Z,PT9M57S,634950,21076,424,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inp8IK9xKWQ,," -Alright. Let's get started. -G-string. How can a G-string be V-shaped? Tell me. I'm a guy who wears khadi clothes and goes to gurukul. -Sir, it's a fetish. -When I was in school, I missed seeing the girls in my class decked up in a saree. You don't deserve even a palmful of water to die. Go, die under the rocks. Look, Guddu. This work demands a lot of commitment. You'll have to run around, break a sweat and toil really hard. Protecting these potatoes, okra, sponge gourd and thorn apples, is your duty. So, come on now. Go on and start scaring away all the birds. Something doesn't seem right though. That's it. Now, you look just like me. Awesome. Wow. Pankaj ji, this jackfruit is damn sticky. Can't extract the milk from it. Look at him. How naive. You must have not greased your hands with mustard oil first. Go and grease your hands with mustard oil. Go on. Listen. Don't use too much oil. Oil prices have gone up. So, this year, we've had quite a poor harvest. Whatever the little yield, with that, I could manage to buy only this teak wood cot, two microphones, five cameras, a team of twenty people and this mansion. I've managed to do this podcast with great difficulty. Today, we will be meeting three people who are very talented, highly virtuous, and very promising, which is what I have been told. Come on. Let's get started. Hello. I am Akanksha Thakur. No backlogs. Percentage 70.09%. -0.09% more than the 'cut-off'. -Wow. In this world full of boys, I'm a lone girl running, -sprinting, leaping. -Sis, just fly off. Introduce yourself like you're here for a podcast, not a job interview. Now, look at me and learn. Sir, I am Rupesh Bhati. And my pronouns are hard work, energy, patience and romance. Incredible. -Jhantu. -Hey. No verbal abuse is allowed. Just tell your name. No, bro. It's not what you think. -That's my name. -Call me Pankaj. Pankaj ji, that's my nickname. My real name is Jatin Kishore. But call me Jhantu out of respect. I'll be addressing you by your real name. Okay? Because you see, your nickname is instantly creating images of small curly hair in my mind. It's making me uncomfortable. You have repulsed me. Santosh, get me my energy drink. Alright then. Let's begin our podcast with our first question. There are thousands of academic courses in the world. Of which a couple of thousands are intercourses. I always wanted to know this from the engineers. What is your state of mind when you decide to take up engineering? Sir, I didn't get to a state of mind at all due to my poor financial state. What nonsense. You own acres of farmland, don't you? But, bro, they're all illegal. None of them are legally registered yet. But it was actually our buffalo, Celina's mother, Regina. She fell seriously ill. She caught the flu. And when my father saw me give her an injection, right that instant, he decided that he would get his son to do engineering. But by that logic, shouldn't you have been a doctor? Poor Regina died. Had she survived, I would have been a doctor for sure. What about you, Jatin? How was your first year? Quite short. It lasted three years. But post that, my family and teachers became very toxic. No idea why. They just kept nagging me to go to the second year. I mean, come on, man. Nobody cares about a child's comfort. So what was it that made you fall in love with your first year? Sir, it was ragging that he fell in love with. Wherein a senior student would make a junior student wear a bra and make them do belly dancing. That is what became his fetish. Mind you. Don't use the word, bra, here. It's a ladies' innerwear. There's a girl sitting right here. Moving on. Tell me, how was your second year? What were your learnings? Sir, the second year is a perfect year for all of us to burst out of a cocoon and become the butterflies we all were destined to be. Wait a second. This is a promo for Hostel Daze, not Made in Heaven. I'm the one doing the podcast. So, please allow me to speak. Okay? Well, you expressed a beautiful thought there. But what you said about the butterfly wasn't quite right. You see, a butterfly is always directionless. Have you ever seen a butterfly zoom right past you in front of your eyes? No, you wouldn't have. Because a butterfly, you see, hovers around, flutters around, from one branch to another. And then suddenly someone catches the butterfly and crushes her. But why crush her? It could be a him too, right? I mean, why should only women be subjected to injustice in our society? He has a point there. How about this, Jaat? Imagine that you want some flatbread. Your father is sitting next to the platter and your mother is busy in the kitchen. -What will you do? There's your answer. -I'll say, mom, give me a flatbread. Alright. Let's not get into arguments. So, tell me, what did you learn in your third year? -Scabies. -I've heard about it. It happens due to a dog bite, right? I know about it. No, Pankaj ji. This is not that. It's something different. Let me explain. Now, how do I explain? For instance, if you leave a pickle jar open, you know how a white layer forms on top of it? Yes, it's the fungus. I know. Correct. Something similar happens to clothes as well. But if you just shake the thing off the underwear, discard it, and wear only your pants, it's safe. These guys used to spread baseless rumours like rashes, STDs, HIV and whatnot. You see, I am a man who wears a Khadi loincloth and went to a Gurukul. Anyway, now, it's the last year. The final year. At this juncture of engineering, most of the students follow their passion. So, have you all found your passion? Or will you be buried in books? Sir, the final year is in fact the placement year. Placement competition is cut-throat when it comes to languages. -So. -Well said. But I'm sorted when it comes to languages. I'm good at it. Especially, English. Like, prevention is better than cure. Shining in the sun like a pearl upon the ocean. Come on. -Feel me. Darling, heal me. -No, no. Hold on. I'm talking about the engineering languages. C++, Java, Python. Spoken like a true genius. Dear girl, can you fix this radio for me? Sir, I am studying software engineering. I'm in Mechanical. Mr. Jatin? Amazing. Fourth year is important for me too but my reasons are a bit different. You know? I mean, I'm just sharing my trauma. When I was in school, I missed seeing the girls in my class in a saree. On the farewell day, my dad created a scene. Old habit, you see. Domestic violence. I smoked a tiny cigarette. So, he bashed me up in my school. But this time, it's going to be different. I'll get to see the girls in my college, my batchmates, decked up in a saree. And I'll also wear a nice black suit. A dapper me and a pretty girl in a saree, off on a date. And then when it rains, we'll use her veil to cover our heads. Since our heads will be covered, we can go and have food offerings in a Gurudwara too. What say? -Have you been to Manali? -No. -Then you must go. No. -Why? Is it that beautiful? A landslide has occurred there. Go and stand under it. You don't deserve even a palmful of water to die. Go, die under the rocks. Of all the things that Jhantu just said, there's only one word that caught my attention, formal. I've already told the placement cell that I'll certainly wear formal but only of my choice. No western wear. I'll wear a Pathani suit with a Nehru jacket, that's it. Formal wear and ethnic wear are different. Shorts, capris, boxers, it's all the same thing. -It is the bloody same thing. -Alright. Don't fight. Always keep your demeanour simple. Always have Sattwik food. And as my father says, -always watch the sunrise. -Oh, no, Pankaj bro. I am not a sun person. I mean, one who likes sunrise and all. You are a person, that itself amazes me a lot. Do some churning of thoughts. But how can he do any churning? Manthan is Trishala's boyfriend. So, she churns him. No. He's Vaishali's boyfriend. She churns him. If not for Ankit, I wanted to churn Manthan. By the way, sir, I have a question for you too. Didn't you also fail twice when you were in NSD? -What did you do in those 2 years? -Sir did a lot of churning. Gotcha. What package do you expect from your job? -Three lakhs. -Oh, really? You mean, you want five years' salary in one go? -She's talking about per annum. -I was talking about per month. I thought you were talking about per day. I've earned more than that from my podcast. I mean, to donate to the NGO, you know. The one in Ballia. They suffer frequent power cuts. Anyway, at this pleasant juncture, we're wrapping up this memorable day and we bid adieu to you. -One request, Pankaj ji. -Yes. Now that the podcast is done and it's so good, just take my name once out of respect before we go. -No, no. Please don't make me do that. -Please say it. -Pankaj ji, please. -No, I can't. She's right here. -Oh, come on. -Why so shy? -Say it for my sake. -You guys. -Jhantu. -Oh, my. Oscar-winning performance. Hey guys, We hope you liked pankaj bhaiya ka podcast. Tell us in the comments about who you want to see next in the episode? -Hostel Daze Season 4 is already out on Amazon Prime video. -Yes. So, do watch. And do share it with your hostel friends. and for more awesome content like share and subscribe to The Viral Fever." n64JEL3rknM,Yeh Aaadat Kaise Chhotegi 😭 | #HostelDaze #TVF #Funny,2023-10-05T06:40:38Z,PT20S,71960,1827,7,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n64JEL3rknM,, जीडी का टेंशन है भाई वो निकल गया तो मजा आ जाएगा अ जीडी के साथ आ कुछ टिप्स देना मैं क्या टिप्स दू सिंपल है पूरा कॉन्फिडेंस का गेम है आगे वाला मुंह खोले ना उससे पहले उसका मुंह बंद कर वो कुछ भी बोले तु उसका उल्टा बोल बस lZOVzo-DfV8,"Hum Phir Milenge | Music Video | Vishal Dadlani, Rohan Rohan, Avinash Chouhan | TVF Hostel Daze S4",2023-10-04T07:28:06Z,PT3M37S,247547,11050,637,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZOVzo-DfV8,, [संगीत] यारा सुन जा रहा हूं मैं यारा सुन जा रहा हूं मैं यारा [संगीत] सुन कहती है हमसे राहे खोलेंगे फिर से [संगीत] बाए है यारी जब तक जा है चल कर दे अब तू विदा मुझे हम हम फिर मिलेंगे हम फिर मिलेंगे यारा ये बादा है तुझसे हम फिर मिलेंगे हम फिर मिलेंगे प्यारा ये वादा है तुझसे इतना भी रिजेक्ट नहीं होना था भाई मुझे किसी कंपनी में बैठ ही नहीं पा रहा हू यार मैं अ मौका तो दो दोस्तो जा रहा हूं मैं रास्तों [संगीत] आ रहा हूं मैं [संगीत] दोस्तो कहती है हमसे राहे खोलेंगे फिर से [संगीत] बाहे है यारी जब तक जाहे चल कर दे अब तू विदा मुझे हम फिर मिलेंगे हम फिर मिलेंगे प्यारा ये वादा है तुझसे हम फिर मिलेंगे हम फिर मिलेंगे प्यारा ये वादा है तुझसे फिर मिलेंगे हम फिर मिलेंगे यारा ये वादा है तुझसे हम फिर मिलेंगे हम फिर मिलेंगे कुछ भी ना ज्यादा है [संगीत] तुझसे कुछ भी ना ज्यादा [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] है [संगीत] VgpiJrkd95c,Aisa Motivation Bas Jhantoo Bhai De Sakte Hain | #TVF #HostelDaze #Motivation,2023-10-03T06:41:48Z,PT18S,145453,6510,29,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgpiJrkd95c,, अरे उस का लिंकन हो या बनारस का कुंदन सबको रिजेक्शन ने ही मजबूत बनाया है तो इंटरव्यूज में मेरा ध्यान तो रिजेक्शन पर ही रहेगा क्योंकि एक बार रिजेक्ट हो गए तो फिर तो डर ही निकाल गया ना इसलिए डोंट बी पॉजिटिव बी नेगेटिव [संगीत] ylaFP4f4DNA,Yeh Saare Dost Ek Jaise Hote Hain 😂 | #TVF #HostelDaze #HostelDazeOnPrime,2023-09-29T08:49:53Z,PT21S,91469,2938,9,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaFP4f4DNA,, भूतनी निकाल मारे दोस्त के शरीर से काम निकाल बाहर आज मैं इस भूतनी को सारे शरीर से निकाल के ही करूंगा रुक भाई मुटने यार ऐसे कैसे ले 21 साल तक तू एकदम नॉर्मल था इतना भी लौंडिया चाहिए नॉर्मल लाउड IXYbjNzWPN0,These Words Hit You Hard | #Aspirants #NaveenKasturia #Motivation,2023-09-28T08:27:50Z,PT43S,234957,26835,76,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYbjNzWPN0,, जब तुम अंतिम ऊंचाई को भी जीत लो जब तुम्हें लगेगा की कोई अंतर नहीं बच्चा तुमने और उन पत्थरों की कठोरता में जिन्हें तुमने जीता है जब तुम अपने मस्तक पर बर्फ का पहले तूफान जो लोग और कंपोगे नहीं तब तुम पाओगे की कोई फर्क नहीं सब कुछ जीत लेने में और अंत तक हिम्मत ना हर [संगीत] JNv7O_KK3kc,Semester begins | #HostelDaze Streaming Now on Amazon Prime Video | #TVF #HostelDazeOnPrime,2023-09-27T07:12:32Z,PT30S,171369,6236,17,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNv7O_KK3kc,, फोर्थ एयर वालों को सिंगल रूम अलॉटमेंट होंगे प्राइवेसी मिलेगी तो बिना किसी डिस्टरबेंस के अपनी रूम में पढ़ पाओगे 4th एयर के लिए करियर की तरह नीचे चला गया जब सबकी जब ग जाएगी और तुम लोग इंटरव्यू देने से पहले ही रिजेक्ट हो जाओगे ना तब पता चलेगा प्लीज बी सीरियस [संगीत] यहां से बाहर निकाल कर ना सिर्फ सीरियसनेस ही है कोई भी खिलाड़ी मैदान में हार्नेस पहले यहां आता है यहां [संगीत] Oxee3r4nixo,Bohot Zaroori Sawaal Hai | #TVF #Aspirants #Emotional,2023-09-26T05:54:22Z,PT1M,101214,7071,36,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxee3r4nixo,, पापा कॉल आया था नहीं होगा तो क्या करोगे [संगीत] तो फिर हर बार क्या बोलना है गुस्सा होने का नाटक करता हूं सोचना ही क्यों नहीं होगा इस बार क्या हो गया पुलिस सूचना पड़ेगा [संगीत] [संगीत] M2ZnumuVQlo,Bas Aisa #Motivation Chahiye Life Mein | #Builders al episodes out now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF,2023-09-23T09:05:41Z,PT15S,83741,3056,23,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ZnumuVQlo,, हम रेस्ट करने का टाइम नहीं अंकल आप बस अपने गोल के पीछे भगाना है कुत्ते की तरह क्योंकि इंसान बनकर कुछ नहीं मिलने वाला कुत्ता बन्ना मुझे कुत्ता जो चीज चाहिए उसके पीछे पद जाना कुत्ते की तरह चाहे बॉडीबिल्डिंग हो या लड़की y1HC01-pS0M,Shantit Kranti 2 | Official Trailer | Streaming Now on SonyLIV,2023-09-23T06:02:48Z,PT2M8S,64008,1266,84,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1HC01-pS0M,, अपुन जो थारो दोस्त मार्ग आंसू शब्द वाला स्वाधीन करना था निर्णय घिटिल ही नहीं है [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] आ आध्यात्मिक ओल्ड होती थी शिंदे आमला ट्रिप कैंसिल कराई चाहिए [संगीत] [संगीत] NHP5odIq8dw,TVF's Hostel Daze - Season 4 | Official Trailer | Streaming now on Amazon Prime Video,2023-09-22T06:31:19Z,PT2M8S,1031575,35580,1200,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHP5odIq8dw,, हम तो वक्त बहुत चला है हमें इन्हें ले जान का और इनका अपने घर से जान का फाइनल ही है कंप्यूटर साइंस अकादमी अवार्ड विनर है ऑस्कर कब जीते हुए क्या चल रहा है हॉस्टल में सबको अलग-अलग रूम दे रहे हैं सब साथ मिल्क देखें तेज हीरो को खुशी दिन बच्चे कहां है टीवी कोऑर्डिनेटर बनी है हमारी मां मत बन जो मैडम दोस्त म्युचुअल सिर्फ फंड बने हैं ब्रेकअप हमेशा चोरी करें [संगीत] [संगीत] [हंसी] [संगीत] थोड़ा डर और लाइन में खड़े रहिएगा ना आपका नंबर भी ए ही जाएगा [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] 9aPyfPqUFjA,Relationship Ka Dukh | #HostelDaze #Emotional #Relationship,2023-09-21T06:34:23Z,PT11S,47207,938,5,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aPyfPqUFjA,, हां तो पहले से का रहा था कम से पहले ही मार दे फिर जितनी लोहे की वो तो अंकित से भी पढ़े os8GkJE23ZM,Ekdum Same Feeling Hai | #TVF #Tripling #Emotional,2023-09-18T07:05:30Z,PT23S,37300,2110,15,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os8GkJE23ZM,, हवाओं के जो हो गए पतंग जैसे को गए जरा जरा बादल गए कम खबर नहीं [संगीत] DW6PQV-cSL4,75 Hard Challenge ft. An Engineer | #TVF #Engineering #75HardChallenge,2023-09-15T07:22:19Z,PT35S,115573,3596,19,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW6PQV-cSL4,, आज है मेरा इंजीनियरिंग का तीसरा साल 375वां दिन की शुरुआत की हमने दोपहर 2:00 बजे उसके बाद हम चले गए फ्रेश होने वहां पे हमने किया नारा फतेही को 1 घंटे तक स्टॉक दोस्तों को भेजी 25 रिले अकृष्ट से हो गए ब्लॉक उसके बाद शाम में मैं चला गया अपने नल दोस्त के साथ टपरी पे वहां मैंने पहले कर समोसे एक छोटी कोयल इवनिंग वर्कआउट में मैंने पहले अपने जूनियर को साला थर्ड एयर वाली सुषमा पे लाइन मार रहा था सिस्टम है मारा वो यारी कुटाई के बाद की कंडीशन सोनी से पहले मैंने पढ़ा आपने कृष के फाइनल मैसेज को जिसमें उसने लिखा था आज के बाद मैसेज किया तो पुलिस कैसे कर दूंगी इसी के साथ आज के सारे टास्क हुए पूरे fmC3Pp79Qsc,This Scene Hits Hard | #SandeepBhaiya #Emotional #TVF,2023-09-13T05:32:15Z,PT28S,43236,3140,20,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmC3Pp79Qsc,, यार तक गया हूं टूट गया हूं मैंने अंधेरे के शिवा कुछ नजर नहीं ए रहा मैंने ऐसा ग रहा है की किसी गहरी समंदर में फस गया [संगीत] pKyCt0EC_Rs,Bombay Ke Brokers 😂 | #TVF #PermanentRoommates #SumeetVyas,2023-09-11T09:24:51Z,PT56S,259426,6485,29,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKyCt0EC_Rs,, सही है फ्लाइट है मुकेश जी भाभी जी देखिए खिड़की है आई अंदर आई ना पार्क में पेड़ है एक नेम का एक अमरूद का अमरूद के पेड़ से अमरूद मत तोड़िएगा माली मारता है आई अंदर आई मुझे दे दो मामा जी गोविंद और अमरूद तो ठीक है पर घर के बड़े में कुछ बताएंगे आप यह किचन कहां है DliVnyzXg3Y,Life of a Middle Class Family | #TVF #Gullak #Emotional,2023-09-09T08:38:04Z,PT50S,189713,9691,27,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DliVnyzXg3Y,, हम का रहे थे ना हो जाएगा घर का अच्छा बड़ा तुम सब समझते हो बड़े भाई हो उसके विषय में सोचो उसके विषय के बड़े में जहां आप का जूता पहन के बेटा बड़ा होता है अब अगर फैमिली की खर्ची की पर्ची भर का रहा है तो दुनिया की नजरों में खड़ा होता है lunHKCcSvFw,Ek Teacher Ka Support Bohot Madat Karta Hai | #UPSC #SKSir #TVF,2023-09-06T07:56:01Z,PT55S,47499,2546,7,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lunHKCcSvFw,, आई एम प्राउड ऑफ हम सर [संगीत] आपका नहीं पता है सर पर मैंने तो जो कम दिया वो पूरा किया और वो भी तब जबकि मैंने जानबूझ के उसको मुश्किल बनाया है इसके लिए फिर भी पूरा किया आपको तो ग रहा था सर इंटरव्यू लेने भी नहीं आएगा बैठा है आपके सामने [संगीत] हर चीज का फ्रीडम दिया है उसको बट इस उम्र में सर फ्रीडम के साथ गाइडेंस भी बहुत जरूरी है पतंग को ऐसे उड़ते हैं थोड़ी ना उड़ जाता है सर करनी बांधना पड़ता है मांझा बांधना पड़ता है तब पतंग उड़ता है गिर जाएगा ना सर TZ8Ryl32jks,Papa Ke Aansu 💔 | #TVF #Gullak #Emotional,2023-09-04T06:44:57Z,PT28S,55194,2654,19,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ8Ryl32jks,, तुम पे डालने के अरे पापा यार पापा TeuvI4jzZQg,One of the Worst Feelings | #Sixer #TVF #ShivankitParihar,2023-09-03T09:30:08Z,PT38S,1132797,39370,104,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeuvI4jzZQg,, हाथ मेरा समझा तुझे बात की मैंने सोचा उधर बात करने दे मेरे को चल जो उधर जितना बोला गया है ना चुपचाप से उतना कर जो फोन लगाऊंगा क्या खाली बैठे हैं क्या वो लगा फोन नहीं बात है क्या हां करेंगे ना कम नहीं है क्या उनके पास कोई तुझे पता होगा ना तू चमचा है उनका पता होगा चलो चलो चलो फोन लगाना अभी क्या हो गया हां लगता हूं लगता हूं मेरी बात कर मेरी बात करो हो गई बात dOXAmW_zpMs,Aisa #Relationship Toh Main Bhi Deserve Karta Hoon | #TVF #Panchayat,2023-09-02T09:21:04Z,PT49S,168855,7165,50,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOXAmW_zpMs,, अरे गंदा गाड़ी चलते हैं आप अरे हम नहीं चला रहे हैं साला रोड ही बवासीर है पूरा गाड़ी का सोकर बैठ गया लगता है [संगीत] और नहीं तो कहा ऐसा ही भाग भाग करिया बाल है [संगीत] गोरा है [संगीत] Rz6aW0dvMP0,Yahi Behen Ka Pyaar Khush Rakhta Hai | #Rakshabandhan #RakshabandhanSpecial #Tripling,2023-08-31T05:17:10Z,PT55S,74537,1669,8,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz6aW0dvMP0,, संजू आओ ना अर्जेंट है यार आप लोग यार अब पागल aGa4LeOkDUw,Boyfriend Girlfriend pakde gaye 😂 | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-28T12:33:06Z,PT17S,170741,4283,11,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGa4LeOkDUw,, और यह गर्लफ्रेंड बॉयफ्रेंड का नाटक नहीं चलेगा यह किचन [संगीत] [संगीत] bqvxOPgLOaE,Clarity Hona Bohot Zaroori Hai | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #GyanendraTripathi,2023-08-25T06:45:38Z,PT38S,179069,7329,29,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqvxOPgLOaE,, हां तो निकाल देते ना एग्जाम कर देते मेरा मुंह बैंड अरे नहीं निकलता ना [संगीत] अभी आप ही तो बोला ना की टू है और ऐसा तो नहीं की पूरे नासिक शहर में सिर्फ अकेला मैं हूं जो का फाइनल का एग्जाम दे रहा है और भी लोग हैं जो लड़के पड़े हुए हैं [संगीत] दिन रात मेहनत करके मैंने पढ़ाई की है आपने देखा है मेरी इतने सारे दोस्त हैं पापा जिनको अभी तक आइडिया नहीं के लाइफ में करना क्या है रैंडम यहां से वहां भटक रहा है सत्ता मारते हुए पड़े रहते हैं पुलियों पे मेरे पास एटलिस्ट एक क्लेरिटी है एक एम है तो मुझे का करना है Y9zYrFVwqT8,This Song Has Our Heart ❤️ | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AmitTrivedi,2023-08-22T06:30:15Z,PT43S,78221,4296,25,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9zYrFVwqT8,, जिंदगी [संगीत] तेरा तू सवेरा [संगीत] लेगी रोशनी से किस्मत लिख जाएगी [संगीत] तेरे बस की नहीं मुस्कुराने की जो दे सके है अंधेरों में छुपी सुबह सुबह नहीं [संगीत] euQUi_K4N6k,Self Realization Hona Bohot Zaroori Hai | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-21T06:30:20Z,PT28S,101635,4239,12,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euQUi_K4N6k,, नंबर वन पकड़ पकड़ना खींच खींच खींच [संगीत] ऐसा नहीं लगता है जरा ही टाइम पर छोड़ देना चाहिए था छोड़ देने पर एक बार का दर्द होता [संगीत] है मेरे लिए नहीं है फिर खींच के क्या फायदा [संगीत] KKQE1hoN6FY,Bohot Sundar Rishta Hai Yeh | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #SandeepBhaiya,2023-08-20T06:30:11Z,PT49S,55025,3093,34,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQE1hoN6FY,, सुना ए सुना सुना जिंदगी चाहते ना हो साकी तेरे मेरे दरमियां सुर्ख नहीं [संगीत] है अंधेरों में तेरे मेरे दरमियां [संगीत] है अंधेरों में [संगीत] xGRcrAuCuCo,Mumbai Teri Jaan Le Legi | Ahsaas x Shehzaan | TVF Half CA | #shorts,2023-08-19T07:56:41Z,PT1M,106168,3058,19,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGRcrAuCuCo,, मुंबई वह गजल है जो की मी में ना आए जी ऐसी है हसल है आंसू लाइट में नाप जाए जी [संगीत] मुंबई वो गजल है जो की मी में ना आए जी ऐसी यह हसन है आंसू लाइट में नाप जाएगी करती है बेवफा कुछ भी उठा के एग्जाम ले लेंगे अरे आराम से तेरा आराम ले लेंगे ये है मुंबई मेरी जान तेरी जान ले लगी [संगीत] मुंबई मेरी जान M-eyqCKVIrM,This vibe is unbeatable ❤️ | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-19T06:30:05Z,PT28S,16283,383,1,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-eyqCKVIrM,, समझो तो की बकरी जीवन में आई है सबसे पहले वो सपनों का पौधा खाती है ये सपनों की शक्कर तू देख जरा चक्कर जो जीवन ना खाए इसको बाद में धोखा खाती है क्या तूने सपना वो क्या सपना अपने सपना अपने भाई क्या FcwUG4eOeFI,Utna time bhi kam hai 😂 | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #GyanendraTripathi,2023-08-17T06:30:06Z,PT10S,69970,2212,6,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcwUG4eOeFI,, अब ए 3 दिन तो बहुत कम टाइम है रे कम से कम 30 साल का तो टाइम दे रही है gFEf7xfnPXM,Paar Utarna Hai | Official Music Video | TVF Sandeep Bhaiya,2023-08-14T11:16:56Z,PT3M18S,465870,15761,340,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEf7xfnPXM,, [संगीत] जिंदगी है चल पड़े [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] हो हो [संगीत] कौन कहता है आसमान ऊ नहीं सकता तू [संगीत] भर की आप है मंजिल पास है सर पे शंभू का हाथ है गहरा है दरिया दुबे बिन अब बड़ी उतारना है हमने दुबे बिंदी अब पर उतारना है गहरा है दरिया दुबे पर उतारना है पानी है हमने दुबे अब बड़ी उतारना [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] EsWDwyhRwm8,Yeh Concept Clear Hona Bohot Zaroori hai | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-14T05:57:22Z,PT26S,159724,9068,46,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsWDwyhRwm8,, उसे दिन सीधा समय के बाहर का भी क्लियर करवा दिया कभी तुमसे कोई यह बोले की तुम कोई चीज नहीं कर सकते तो उसे एगो पे लेने की जरूर नहीं है [संगीत] क्योंकि कभी-कभी वो लोग सही भी होते हैं [संगीत] 5VOLDeVoSIk,B.Com Students Ki Sachai 😂 | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #CommerceStudent,2023-08-10T08:17:19Z,PT21S,310186,11710,216,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOLDeVoSIk,, अजी एग्जाम की एक रात पहले पढ़ाई शुरू करते हैं [संगीत] FZJ-IflT5kY,These words hit hard | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-09T07:22:21Z,PT31S,82286,4722,43,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZJ-IflT5kY,, पता है हमारा कोई राजेंद्र नगर कोटा नहीं है जहां पढ़ लिया [संगीत] [संगीत] CBQHbasX-6A,Sab CAs ki yeh hi kahaani hai! | #HalfCA streaming on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-07T07:33:01Z,PT12S,249717,6460,24,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQHbasX-6A,, बल्कि मेरी एक फोटो भी चपेगी यू मेरी क्यों नहीं छपेगी लेकिन तेरी छोटी-छोटी क्यों डिग्री नहीं ना तेरे पास [संगीत] 39Wyq1TemKs,Yeh kisiko kabhi bhi mat puchna | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #GyanendraTripathi,2023-08-06T06:30:01Z,PT11S,67687,2541,10,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Wyq1TemKs,, कौन सा टाइम है इस बार अरे रावत साहब आप भी लेडीज हैं उनकी उम्र बच्चों से मैच के नंबर और की एस्पायरेंट से नंबर और अटेंशन नहीं पूछते हैं सही कहा आपने Ej68RZlU588,Sapne Wapne | Music Video | Ravi Ra | TVF's Half CA,2023-08-04T06:29:43Z,PT2M57S,109916,2590,94,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej68RZlU588,, कॉलेज नहीं आने की एप्लीकेशन भी थी वो वापस लेने आई हूं [संगीत] वेलकम बैक सुन ना तूने सपना वो है क्या ओ क्या तूने साबुन है सपने बाय क्या ड्रीम यू भाई डी टीम ओनली से चटक तू सपनों की पीठ पकड़ के ऑफबीट नच किया कोई क्या तूने अपने बाय क्या [संगीत] [संगीत] नहीं है [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] समझो तो की बकरी जीवन में आई है सबसे पहले वह सपनों का पौधा खाती है यह सपनों की शक्कर तू देख जरा चक्कर जो जीवन ना खाए इसको बाद में धोखा खाती है क्या [संगीत] रात के 3:00 बजे उठाके इधर उधर लटके क्या दुनिया से थोड़ा हटके क्या [संगीत] कभी रात को आप ही सोए क्या [संगीत] [संगीत] 7CTjg5gamA4,Mumbai aur Baarish | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-03T06:59:35Z,PT19S,916643,25764,69,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CTjg5gamA4,, लोखंडवाला wsDri9xKHNQ,This Scene Has Our Hearts | Watch #HalfCA now on Amazon miniTV | #TVF #AhsaasChanna,2023-08-02T06:15:33Z,PT1M,169256,9004,70,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsDri9xKHNQ,, एक बार बोल रहा हूं घर नहीं बेचूंगा मैं कोई कुछ भी कर ले ना तो आपको घर बेचे की जरूर है और ना आपको डेड लाख रुपए देने की जरूर है आप एग्जाम तो जी हां ये देखिए प्रोविजन ऑफ सब क्षेत्र 207 शैली नोट अप्लाई ऑन इंडिविजुअल रेजिडेंट ऑफ इंडिया हज नोट हैव अन्य इनकम चार्ज प्रॉफिट और गैस ऑफ बिजनेस और प्रोफेशनल्स और बी इसे ऑफ डी आगे 60 इयर्स और मोर आते अन्य टाइम ड्यूरिंग डी प्रीवियस एयर ये फाइनल की पढ़ाई में ऐसा हो अंकल की फाउंडेशन की पढ़ाई भूल गया कोई इंटरेस्ट देने की जरूर नहीं है मैं कल सुबह तक आपके पेपर्स बावा दूंगा जिससे जो करना है 0pNYWTRIju0,Mumbai Teri Jaan Le Legi | Music Video | Ravi Ra | TVF's Half CA,2023-08-01T07:25:52Z,PT3M38S,281672,5947,169,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pNYWTRIju0,, [संगीत] पापा पापा पापा [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] खुदा [संगीत] भारत शूज [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] मेरी जान तेरी जान लगी मुंबई मेरी जान तेरी जान ले लगी उम्र [संगीत] सर जी [संगीत] मुंबई [संगीत] c2IlBHE7_2Q,"Sulah | Music Video | Amit Trivedi, Ravi Ra | TVF's Half CA",2023-07-28T06:54:04Z,PT4M34S,511504,13636,576,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IlBHE7_2Q,, दिल [संगीत] की [संगीत] ना हो साकी तेरे मेरे दरमियां सुर्ख नहीं [संगीत] है अंधेरों में [संगीत] सुहाने [संगीत] हर अंधेरों में [संगीत] चादर ओ से सिलवटें ना हते सगरो से सिलवटें ना हते [संगीत] जिंदगी तेरा वादा [संगीत] [संगीत] है अंधेरों में छुपी सुबह सुबह नहीं [संगीत] बदली अपनी करवटें पुरी होने को है अपनी हसरत [संगीत] है अपनी हसरत शुक्रिया [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] हो [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] I3LMupgoMaY,TVF's Half CA | Official Trailer | Streaming now on Amazon miniTV,2023-07-20T08:04:41Z,PT2M28S,1545464,50032,2482,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3LMupgoMaY," Society feels that commerce is easy as compared to science. Hey, Archie I heard you are pursuing CA. Accounts is my strength, That’s the spirit, and honesty and integrity is my strength. We will easily clear the exams. How many attempts have you given already? Mr. Raut, What are you asking? You cannot ask a female her age, A child his maths exams score and A CA aspirants number of attempts. He is still a HALF CA. CA Archie Mehta I just want to make this title, a reality. Auto? People from outside Mumbai look very cute when they come here and get shocked. You are cute any which ways. He hasn't joined any college just to focus completely on his CA studies. CA exams can be given every 6 months, but college life will only be once in a life time. What is realization account? It means you should realize that if only ten percent of people can clear IPCC, then you are definitely not one of them. -And from next week, come to the shop. Get it? -Dad, I can't do that. Why? Are you ashamed to sell stuff? This is course is cursed, It not only affects my college life but also affects my friendship. This is only my third attempt but... how have you managed to stay strong till 8th attempt. Archie, the competitive exams that we have, IIT, PMT, UPSC... it's just a race. CA is the only exam which is not competitive. Just think, that we are the most important people for every earning citizen of this country. In fact, the Prime Minister of India has said, our signature is more important than his. We don't need a Rajendranagar or Kota. Wherever we pick up a book and start studying, that place is the hub for CA.", [संगीत] सोसाइटी को लगता है कॉमर्स वालों की पढ़ाई [संगीत] बच्चों से मैच के नंबर और की एस्पायरेंट से नंबर और अटेंशन नहीं पूछते हैं ये तो हाफ सीन हैं [संगीत] मुझे तो बस इस टाइटल को रियलिटी बनाना है [संगीत] ना बड़े क्यूट लगता हैं इसने कॉलेज तक जॉइन नहीं की है [संगीत] दुकान बेचे में शर्म आई है [संगीत] अमेजॉन शॉपिंग अप के अंदर मिनी टीवी का बटन दबाया और देखिए मेरा नया शो बिल्कुल फ्री bod1NEE9VaA,UPSC Tough Hai | All Episodes Out Now | #SandeepBhaiya #Shorts #TVF,2023-07-15T07:47:06Z,PT58S,1307381,79665,338,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bod1NEE9VaA,, के दो-दो पेग लगाएगी तू हां और क्या एग्जामिनर लगा राखी है तने मजाक ग रहा है रोज बदलते एग्जाम रपटे बदलते लड़कियां हर महीने बदलते रिश्तेदारों की भीख शर्म आई क्या तुमने आज नहीं तो कल निकाल जाएगा YoyTDwh2p8A,Sandeep Bhaiya | New Web Series | EP 05 Finale | Believe,2023-07-14T06:30:09Z,PT38M19S,8721724,408197,17643,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoyTDwh2p8A,," Khushiram ji, how many more trips do I need to make? Yes. I've been out since morning. An accident can happen to anyone and anywhere. Shouldn't the electricity board understand this? Can't get hold of the contractor. And the union is also worried. Isn't there any way out? Any other place we can go to? 'Labour Department Office, Uttar Pradesh' Bhaiya, why on earth have we come here? Dad worked for the electricity board. It's the labour department's job to get justice for any worker of any board. Don't worry. I'll handle everything. You sit here. I'll be back. Her husband was a driver. While coming home after working overtime, he died in an accident. To deny the compensation, they are now alleging that he was drunk driving. But the post-mortem report states otherwise, sir. He still has three years until his retirement, sir. He just trembled a little at work and they fired him without any notice. Sir, my kids are still in school. They are very sincere. They get good marks. But now, I can't get them educated further. Don't worry. The Labour Department is here to help you. Okay? You will certainly get justice. We'll be very grateful to you, sir. Okay. You may go. Sir. Electricity board is it. We don't get electricity but we keep getting cases. Nanku Valmiki. -Was he a contractual worker? -Yes. What does the contractor say? Did you speak to him? The contractor refuses to listen. Which is why we have come here. And the union? You must have spoken to the union, right? This is a claim for compensation of 5 lakh rupees. For this big an amount, the union would have already sent us letters by now. I spoke to the union people. They said they have already sent a letter here. Who knows where it's gathering dust. We trust you. So, if you could kindly help us. All right. Let me see what I can do. Come the day after tomorrow. Okay? Go on, dear. Don't worry. I'll do it. Hello, Khushiram ji. I've submitted the application at the Labour office. Yes. But honestly, I don't like their attitude. -Yes. -Hi, bhaiya. But why? That's where even the union people send letters, right? Look, here comes your dashing prince. -Dad. -Sandeep. I see you have lost some weight. Your mom has sent homemade ghee. I've brought some other eatables too. -Shall I serve you lunch? -Okay. Dad, how come all of a sudden? Well, I thought that you can't come but I can. So, I came. What's wrong, son? Aren't you happy to see me? It's nothing like that, uncle. Actually, he's a bit stressed these days because of his studies. I see. How are mom and Ritu? Everybody is fine. You just keep your focus on your exams. And how is Kusum? First, tell me, when are you going to Delhi? It has been so many days since your Prelims result has come. Only two months left now for your Mains, son. When are you going to leave for Rajendranagar? Dad, I'm still under professional commitment. I've to work at the coaching for some more time. It's the question of so many students' future too. And what about your future, son? The Mains is only two months away. I just want to know when you are leaving for Rajendranagar. I will, dad. I'll leave soon. I need to finish some work. I'll see you in the evening. Take dad to see the Sangam ghat. At least have lunch and go. I'll eat after I'm back, dad. Good. I like your punctuality. I'm preparing for the Mains. You understand, don't you? Where did Sandeep go so early in the morning? He told you, right? He has to finish some coaching work before leaving. Or else he won't get his salary. The tea is good, isn't it? But why is he reading books on law nowadays? I mean, have they changed the option this time? I need some more sugar in the tea. I'll just go and get it. Sir. Oh, mister, it's you. I reviewed your application. This is an open and shut case. Can't send it forward for any more scrutiny. How can you say that? Did you even check all the factors before rejecting our file? This level of injury is clearly eligible for an accidental claim. Open and shut case, my foot! Tell me what has to be done. I've read the file. But I have a question. Was he wearing his uniform at that time? Or did he just go in his undershirt to repair the fault? Jacket, helmet, rubber gloves, was he wearing all that? -He was wearing everything. -Even if he was, we'll still need a testimony. Sir, the accident happened at 7:45 pm. Whereas, her father was on duty only till 7:00 pm. There you go. That means, technically, he was not on duty. Yes, sir. That's what I also told them. Oh, no! Children were studying for their exams and suddenly the power went off. This kind man couldn't bear it. So, are you going to punish him for being kind? The thing is that scrutiny is done on the basis of facts. Not on the basis of emotions. Just because an accident takes place a few minutes later, does the law change? The law doesn't change. But the decisions change. We also have a responsibility, you see. We'll conduct an investigation. Okay? Not to worry. We'll do an inquiry. You're banging your head on a wall, bhaiya. Let it go. Look at Bhim ji here. He's fighting his case for 6 years now. Right, Bhim ji? I sold tickets at a cinema theatre for 15 years. But when multiplexes came, single-screen theatres started shutting down and all of a sudden, I was unemployed. No compensation nor any notice. They said it wasn't a permanent job. So, obviously, I didn't get a PF. It's the same even in the government departments, Bhim ji. Now, see. On completion of five years, you get a gratuity. Which is why many jobs are on contract only for 4 years and 11 months. And after that, lay-offs. But these officers, they get all the perks and benefits. And if we dare to question it, then they call us demons who provoke the public. Right? You see, Bhim ji, balance doesn't work everywhere. That's precisely why I also slapped a legal case on them. Yes. But the outcome? You're stuck in the endless loop of court dates. I'd rather not say much. Give me one tea. Listen, every case has its own merit. There may be many such cases of contractual employees' compensation. I'm sure there's some way out. Is he for real, Bhim ji? Are even court cases being evaluated here now? It's damn difficult for a contractual employee to get compensation. The thing is that it's not conceptual clarity but legal facts that matter here. I'm sure you must have read the Workmen's Compensation Act. For compensation, a worker must be on duty. On duty means during working hours. -Nanku wasn't on duty. -But he was at his workplace. Everything is a play of words. I tell you. Just like his subjective exam. But, well, who can dare to give more wisdom to Mr. Know-It-All? Right? -You certainly can. -What did you just say? About that Workmen's Act. -The Workmen's Compensation Act. -After that. Workplace? Yes. Can you tell me about this law? What are the conditions in it? The only condition is that he/she must be a registered labourer. Rest all is there on the government website. Was Nanku a registered labourer? That's it then. Now, we just need to check if he was on an official shift or not. That day it was Santosh's shift from 5:00 pm. But he quit the job a day earlier. We did mention it in the report that we sent to the department. But it went unnoticed. Great. So, now, we can say that due to a lack of staff, Nanku had to extend his shift timing by a few hours. That's the truth anyway. You sleep, dad. I'll sleep in some time. Sir. You again? I told you we're still investigating. -Come after one week. -The investigation is done, sir. Here is the full report with the details of the Workmen's Compensation Act. You may read it. I know the Act very well. And compensation money isn't disbursed that easily. You marched out like a lone fighter. Do you even know anything about this case? I mean, get some more people with you. Gather a good 8-10 people. The more the number of people, the more will be the compensation amount. Then things will move. What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Only a crowd has value? Is there no value of a man's life? To hell with a dead man. Is this the attitude of the labour department? Sir, the ADM is coming with the ALC. They are on the way. Move, move aside. The ADM coming. Take this. Get back. Sir, they have been given instructions. Our department will take action on all the complaints. We shall see to it that... ADM sir! Sir. Your report is absolutely thorough. It's an open and shut case, sir. As per the Workmen's Compensation Act, you'll surely get compensation. And we'll also get the contractor to pay you the damages. Additionally, all your medical expenses will also get reimbursed. This is a 100% disability case, sir. I know. But what do we do about this officer? Look, labourers have high expectations from you. If you keep neglecting them like this, then what will happen? Sir, we didn't neglect them. We were reviewing the files. Reviewing the files? At this pace? If every citizen of this nation is required to study books of law, it means we are failing at our jobs. You are being given a show-cause notice. For stalling the compensation file and harassing the applicants. Is that clear? Be assured, sir. We will bring 100% transparency to our entire system. Yes, of course. I fully trust you, ALC sir. I trust you. Remain seated. Please sit. -Sandeep Ohlan. -Yes, sir. Aarushi Valmiki. When I met you both for the first time, I knew right then that both of you are responsible citizens. But people like you who take responsibilities without any power, I feel proud when I see that. If you remember, I had told you the first time too that civil service is in great need of people like you. Find a way to become a part of this. All the best. Do you still have no faith in the system? Bhaiya, now, I have understood. That it's the people who make the system. So then? All set for the Mains now? Yes, I will do it. But with my own hard work. I'm not that selfish to use this money for my preparation. This is only for dad's treatment. But yes. I'll surely prepare for the Mains. Thank you, bhaiya. Thank you for everything. I was going to quit everything and run away. But I learned from you that it's important to face things. I understand what you're saying, Ritika. But it's not that easy to face things. I will turn 25 next year. Do you know what that means? My parents are already pressurizing me for marriage. But what about your dreams? Why don't you try reasoning with them once? And what do I say to them? -Even they are... -They are what? Under societal pressure, right? The pressure to get their daughter married. Whether she'll get married or not. All this, right? I understand your pressure. But look, UPSC is not just an aspirant's preparation. An aspirant's entire family plays a part in it. Every day, every moment. But the truth is that parents do end up putting pressure on their children. Correct? But, Mr. Sandeep, we do it for their future. What is future? Does anyone know? Look at this girl. Can anyone tell me what her future is? What if she doesn't clear UPSC for two more years? Dial your father's number. Hello. Am I speaking to Nidhi's father? Yes. That's me. What happened? Is she all right? She is absolutely fine. This is Aarushi Valmiki speaking. She is with me. She's a little worried. UPSC journey is not easy. So, she's a bit nervous. Do you know why? Because she thinks that if she doesn't get through... Why won't she? If she perseveres and works hard, she'll definitely clear it. And until when will you let her work hard and persevere? One year? Two years? Three years or maybe four? And what after that? You'll succumb to societal mindset and societal wishes, right? So, one doesn't need to spend one's whole life pursuing UPSC, right? I'm not talking about UPSC. It's about her dreams. My dream was to give my father a very good life. Show him around the world after becoming an IFS officer. But you know, the day I got commissioned, one week before that, he passed away. I couldn't take him anywhere outside Prayagraj. Perhaps, this thing will always gnaw at my heart. But I am proud of the fact that my father never succumbed to societal pressure. He always used to say that one should have aspirations and not limitations. There's no time limit to make dreams come true. You have supported her to the best of your capacity. Now, just let her focus. There's no failure here. Here, there's either success or learning. You are right. Nidhi, dear. There's no hurry. Take your time. Why didn't you tell me about your father? He was recovering, wasn't he? Then what happened all of a sudden? After some time, his condition started worsening again when I had gone for my training. You know, he always used to talk about you. Which is why I invited you here. I thought that he isn't with me anymore but those who are, I can share my life's joys and sorrows with them. I have something that belongs to you and I wanted to return it. Dad. Dad, are you leaving? What else should I do? You hardly have any time to spend with your father. That's not true, dad. I was occupied with an urgent matter. Who was that girl? Is this your preparation for the Mains? This is how you'll become an IAS? Dad, it was essential to get that girl justice. Her father is bedridden for life. And what about your father? Your family? And Kusum? You didn't think about her? Dad, you are mistaken. Yes, son. I am certainly mistaken. It's been five years. Five long years waiting for you. Hoping that you'll become an officer any day now. We gave you as many chances as you wanted. You even stopped talking to me. But I didn't mind. I thought that you're my son, you're naive, so, never mind. But now, when such a crucial exam is up ahead, this is what you're doing? If not for me, son, at least think for your own good. Dad. I am sorry. What? What are you saying, son? I lied to you, dad. Tell me clearly. What's wrong? Dad, I couldn't clear my Prelims this time. I've betrayed everyone, dad. You, mom, Kusum and even myself. Dad, I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Please don't go. Forgive me, dad. I couldn't get through. I couldn't do it, dad. What are you saying? You don't know what you have made me do. Oh, God. Kusum. Kusum. What's wrong with Kusum? -Tell me. Don't scare me. -You didn't just lie to me. You made me lie as well, Sandeep. What happened to Kusum, dad? Kusum is getting married, son. She gave up on you. Kusum has left you and gone. Dad, don't joke with me right now. Stop joking, dad. Tell me the truth. You had promised me you'd manage all this. You had, hadn't you? I did manage. I kept her waiting for five long years. I kept everyone waiting. But this time, when you said that you'd be preparing again, Kusum's father refused to wait anymore. What other choice did poor Kusum have? She's a girl, after all. Then why didn't you tell me earlier? When you knew it, you should have told me, dad. How could you let this happen? I wanted to tell you, son. But when you said that you cleared your Prelims, I thought, no, this isn't the right time to tell you. You won't be able to prepare for the Mains. And then, son, your dream... My dream? What are you saying, dad? Was it only my dream? Was it not yours? Was it not mom's? Was it not Kusum's? Had it come true, then it would have been everyone's dream. But now it's not, so, it's only my dream? How can you say that, dad? What have you done, dad? Forgive me. Forgive your father if you can, son. I made a mistake. I'm really sorry. You had pawned your engagement ring for my studies. What were you thinking, bhaiya? That I won't come to know? Thank you for everything, bhaiya. Listen. As soon as we reach Rohtak, first, we will go to my village, Dabri. And then proceed further. Okay, sir. Dad." vqkoZqQdM0w,Sandeep Bhaiya | New Web Series | EP 04 | Comfort Zone,2023-07-11T06:30:10Z,PT35M26S,9055441,368089,10420,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqkoZqQdM0w," Rampur's Assistant Labour Commissioner, Mr. Sandeep Ohlan. But for old Rajendranagar and Prayagraj, he is Sandeep bhaiya. He couldn't get through the UPSC. But he has been a guiding light for countless aspirants. These parents and students seek your guiding light, bhaiya. Bhaiya, the UPSC exam is of insurmountable 2025 marks. I'm sure you can share a few words. Well, actually, I didn't expect you to invite me onto the stage like this. But thank you, ma'am. Thank you very much. To be honest, I'm not a man of big words. Unless you want me to talk about failures. Why not, bhaiya? To understand success better, one has to understand failures as well. And, bhaiya, you always used to say that a person derives strength from success, but the sharpness... The razor-sharp edge only comes from failure. You will need two more attempts just to understand what UPSC actually is. Bring me a better answer sheet next time. Only then will I grade it. What are you staring at? You won't make it even in six attempts! Tell your father not to sell his land. You could go back to farming. Okay? Take this. What's wrong with him? Oh, damn. Did you know about Donald Trump's life? Such a powerful influencer in the US. He's got the whole world at his feet. Absolutely. I've shared it myself. I've got 180 likes and 42 reposts. Just imagine. There's a frenzy out there on social media. Social media has the power to topple governments now. Stop going to the internet cafe. It's a sheer distraction. I will fight this battle my way. 'Test booklet' Sandeep bhaiya, are you done? I've got some nice vegetable curry from Bhim ji's. I'll make some flatbreads quickly. I've put on so much weight eating Aarushi's rice every day. You know what? That girl was indeed a very good cook. I had really gotten used to her food. People will surely miss her food once she becomes an officer. However, clearing Prelims on the very first attempt doesn't make her great. The Mains is the real deal. It can scare the shit out of the best of people. And who better than you would know the tornado of the interview? Scoring marks is so damn tough. But honestly, whatever happened is for the good. The ghost of UPSC is finally off your back. Take my advice. Take up an easier exam. Get a job, get married and settle down. And tell me something. How long are you going to make Kusum wait? And how much more are you going to lie to your father? Life is to be enjoyed and not to keep chasing UPSC. My father was a big fan of the actor, Dev Anand. Whenever I used to get sad, he used to say, 'When happiness and sorrow both seem alike,' 'that is the state of mind one should attain.' 'One has to keep living one's life.' You are a relentless fighter, man. So, fight. All right, listen. Let's drink up two pegs and eat some hot flatbreads. The Railway recruitment form is out. Even the Grameen Bank recruitment form will be out in a day. Fill it. You will surely get through. And if not, then no worries. We'll again drink up two pegs and apply for the Lower Divisional Clerk exam next month. If even that doesn't materialize, we'll again drink up two pegs and apply for the Upper Divisional Clerk exam a month later. -If even that doesn't... -Just shut up! You and your drink-up-two-pegs nonsense! Stop it! And what's with all this harping about exams? You think all this is a joke? A new exam every day, a new girl every week, and new loans from new relatives every month. Aren't you ashamed? Of course, you aren't. You have turned exams and life into a raffle. Like someday or the other I'll get lucky. All this love, relationships, waiting in love, do you really understand what all this means? Do you? Kusum is still waiting for me back home. And she will continue to do so till I don't go back. You will never understand these things. You know why? Because you have a very lowly mindset. Sandeep bhaiya. Sandeep bhaiya! Bhaiya! Why are you yelling your throat out? If I become an IAS officer, will you still go around calling me bhaiya? Call me sir. Sir! Bhaiya. Bhaiya, here. Look. Take a look yourself, sir. There's no remark anywhere. Only cross marks in red ink. Come, Sandeep. What is this evaluation? Full of only crosses. If he writes irrelevant answers, I'll have to cross them out, right? Hear that? The Preamble of the Constitution is irrelevant? Wow, Sandeep bhaiya. Wow. Not bhaiya, dad. Call him sir. Shut up! -Mr. Verma. -Yes. This kind of evaluation is demotivating my son. How will he then get selected? I didn't send him to Delhi only because you insisted not to. So that he gets a fair evaluation here. Is this a fair evaluation? Mr. Singh, look, have some water. Leave this sheet with me. I'll grade it myself. All right? I mean look. Don't worry. And please don't even think about going to Delhi. Have some trust in us. Mr. Sandeep has himself appeared for the Mains three times. I'm sure he has good reasons. What is it, Sandeep? What's the matter? -Mr. Verma. -Yes. I want you to check it personally. -Sure. -I'll take your leave. -Okay. -Goodbye. Let's go, son. What's wrong? You didn't clear the Prelims. I've spent 15 years in this place coaching students day in and day out. I can read faces and tell what's going on within. Have I ever told you about my elder brother? Rajesh bhaiya. You remind me a lot about him. He was just like you. Stubborn. Obsessed with becoming an IAS officer. He used to study very hard. And he used to teach others very well. One year went by. Two years went by. Three, four, and five years went by. But he simply couldn't get through. At times, he'd fall short of five marks or miss by just one mark. And at times, he didn't clear his Prelims. After the third attempt, I frankly told my brother. 'Bhaiya, I think you are not destined for UPSC.' 'You should make a career in teaching.' 'Go for it.' But he wouldn't listen to anyone. He spent six years slogging after exams. And two years thereafter fighting depression. Then one day, I went to meet him. It was a hot day. And he was sleeping with a thick bedsheet over him. I pulled him out of the bed and jolted him out of his slumber. And said, 'Rajesh bhaiya.' 'It's time to become Rajesh sir now.' Sandeep sir, even if this sheet of paper isn't prestigious enough. But it will rain money on you. Earn money. Fulfil all your dreams and your family's dreams. Dad, greetings. Greetings. What about your ticket to Delhi, son? Did you book it? I am waiting for this month's salary, dad. I hope it won't be too late by then. Dad, the evaluation is helping me. Besides, the Mains is a subjective exam, you see. Son, by any chance, is money the obstacle in your way? Shall I arrange for a loan? Dad, there's no need to take any loans. I have a job here. Hello. Are you there? Dad. I miss you and mom very much these days. I was thinking, shall I come home for a few days? Look, son. This is not the time to get weak. You know very well. This year is so important for you, isn't it? And weren't you the one who said to me that 'Dad, I don’t want to do a job.' 'I want to be an IAS officer, a high-ranking official.' Then, son, just get on with the preparation for it. Plunge into it completely. Just don't leave any stone unturned, my son. Success and failure both are important. However, never make failures your comfort zone. Rather, every aspirant should keep the fire in their belly burning more after every failure. Make that fire your fuel. That will always keep you running in the race of life. That's all from my end. Thank you. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. You spoke quite well, Aarushi ma'am. During my preparation days, I had never thought that you'd call me 'ma'am'. Frankly, the celebration was actually for you. Why did you have to invite me? I mean, people were here to hear you and your success story. But I've also tasted failure before success, bhaiya. After my failure in my first three UPSC attempts, I had lost all hope. It was you who showed me the way to Unacademy. And you stood by me every step of the way. Now, when I'm successful, how can I not make you a part of my celebration? Absolutely. And my story is incomplete without you. Just like Arjun's was without Lord Krishna. Enough with the praises! Don't give me so much credit. All said and done, it's an aspirant's intent that matters. Aarushi ma'am, we'd like you to have a few words with the aspirants' parents. Okay. See you later, bhaiya. Sure. Sir, did you speak to your mother yet? Great speech, Aarushi ma'am. Very inspiring. -Just like your UN assembly speech. -Thank you. Even I had watched that speech, ma'am. My son's an aspirant, you see. He showed it to me. He's a huge fan of yours. I thought only celebrities had fans. But civil servants are no less, ma'am. They dedicatedly keep working hard for years together. It's not easy. You're right. It's absolutely not. But then no dream is easy. Right? Which is why getting the correct guidance is quintessential. Unacademy helped me a lot. Studying in their live classes, revision through their recorded lectures, and then their doubt-solving sessions. Now, with this centre here, your son can come here and prepare. But I would tell you one thing. It's not just the wish of an aspirant, it's also their intent that matters. Son, when are you coming home? Mom, greetings. I came to know that you had called. Sorry. I was out on the field. Yes, mom. I came here for a case-related matter. I don't know, mom. Let me see. I'm a little busy. It seems difficult. Okay, listen. I've told Rampal. He will take you to the Somnath temple next month. Sounds good? Talk to you soon. Goodbye. Listen Sandeep. Forget whatever has happened and move on. Whatever happened was unintentional. When will stop running away from us. -Hello, Prakash. -What happened? Are you done with Prayagraj? No. Nothing like that. It's been a long since I came to Jaipur. And I haven't met you in a long time. So, I thought I'd come there for a month. Need a peaceful place to stay. That's great. But I hope money is not an issue. No. I'll manage the rent, utilities and everything. There's nothing to worry about. That's good. When are you coming then? I'm leaving tonight. See you when I get there. For five years, I'm carrying a burden of two things. One, my failure and the other, this radio. You won the bet. This belongs to you now. Take it. Put your heart and soul into your Mains preparation. I strongly believe that you will get through. You must fulfil your father's dream. He got electrocuted by a wire while repairing an electric fault. On the same day my Prelims result was out. He's completely paralysed on one side. Please sit, bhaiya. I'll get you some tea. I can still call you bhaiya, right? Or do I need to say sir? What did the doctor say? Can he be cured? I had taken him to the government hospital. The doctor said that he'll be bedridden for life. He gave some skin cream for bed sores though. Can we take him to some other hospital with better doctors? Good doctors mean hefty fees, bhaiya. Where will I get that from? I thought of asking for help from aunt but... But the same marriage proposal thing? What about government compensation? Didn't you get it? What compensation are you talking about? I'm exhausted doing rounds of all government departments. Everybody drove me out. They kept making me fill out one form after another. Then some officer goes on leave and some other wants a bribe. And some say this case doesn't fall under the electricity dept. To tell you the truth, bhaiya, I've lost my faith in this entire system. Please have. Listen. You shouldn't lose hope so easily. I think I should accept my aunt's proposal. Some day or the other I have to get married anyway. How long will I keep delivering tiffins in this Dal Bhaat Chokha city? But what about your UPSC? I'm not doing it anymore. Did you miss your train to Jaipur? Or did my love pull you back here? Just like it brought you here a year ago. Right? I'm tired, man. I'm broken. I can't see anything except pitch darkness. I feel as though I'm trapped at the bottom of a deep ocean. That is vast. Not just vast, I can't find anything to grab onto to even stay afloat. Let's drink up two pegs. You'll either stay afloat or you'll forget about the ocean. Will just two pegs be enough? Hmm? The sadness of not being able to meet Kusum for two years, will it go away in two pegs? The guilt of saying such a big lie to my father, will it go away in two pegs? The frustration of not being able to clear IAS despite years of penance, will it go away in just two pegs? Will it? My home, family, relationships, festivals and celebrations. The sorrow of putting them all at stake and sacrificing my life for one dream, will it really go away in two pegs? You know what this is? It's Kusum's letter. She gave it to me when I was leaving for Rajendranagar. She said to me that I should always remember what's written in this letter. And you know what she has written? She has written, 'Sandeep, you are a very good human being.' 'Always continue to be good.' 'Be good always.' Today, I saw dreams shattering in Aarushi's father's eyes. That's when I realised what my father must have gone through. So many dreams, so many hopes, how will I fulfil them? Listen. I never said this to you but thank you. Thanks to you, I am at least keeping myself afloat. Or I would have drowned long back. But why was Nanku unhappy? Aarushi has cleared her Prelims, hasn't she? Is it because you refused to guide her? Only one who has faith can be guided. She has lost her faith in the entire system. Do you have faith in the system? Then help her regain her faith. It is faith and trust alone that binds our nation. Keep swimming, my friend. You'll surely find the oars. Hey, guys. The story has now reached a very interesting point. I already have so many questions popping into my mind. That what's going to happen ahead? But Sandeep bhaiya is right about one thing. That it's an aspirant's intent that matters the most. And what if that intent is boosted by good mentorship? Which is why Unacademy offers you one-to-one mentorship. At the Unacademy centre, one-to-one doubt-solving sessions are held. Along with that, they also provide 24/7 online doubt-solving sessions. Guidance along with support. But Aarushi has now lost all her faith. I'm very interested to see what happens in the next episode. And we finally know that even you all are eagerly waiting for the next episode. Because it is the finale. What? Finale? But before that, please like this episode, share it and post your thoughts in the comments section. And don't forget to subscribe to -The Viral Fever. -The Viral Fever.", थैंक यू वेरी मैच हमारे शो संदीप भैया को इतना सर प्यार देने के लिए थोड़ा सा प्यार और दिखा दीजिए हमारे शो को आईएमडीबी पर रेड कर दीजिए आईएमडीबी का लिंक डिस्क्रिप्शन में है वहां जाकर शो को रिव्यू करना ना भोले एंजॉय डी एपिसोड मजा आएगा [प्रशंसा] और प्रयागराज के संदीप भैया यूपीएससी में सफलता से वंचित रहे लेकिन ना जान कितने एस्पायरेंस को इन्होंने र दिखाई है इन पेरेंट्स और इन बच्चों की रात थोड़ी आसन नहीं करेंगे भैया पूरे 2025 मार्क्स का होता है यूपीएससी का एग्जाम मैंने सोचा नहीं था की आप मुझे इस तरह मंच पर बुला लेंगे बट थैंक यू वेरी मैच पर सच बोलो तो मेरे पास बोलने के लिए कुछ भी नहीं [संगीत] जरूरी है ना और भैया आप ही तो कहा करते थे [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] प्रथम विश्व युद्ध में हथियारों की सप्लाई अमेरिका को जो गोल्ड मिला उसने डॉलर को एक मजबूत ई बना दिया और जब अन्य डॉलर्स का द्वितीय विश्व युद्ध में मैसिव इन्वेस्टमेंट हुआ तो उसके बाद 1944 में ब्रिटेन के तहत और पुरी चढ़े हैं अमेरिका [संगीत] संदीप भैया हो गया आपका [संगीत] रोटी बनाते हैं अफसर बन गई तो सब मिस करेंगे उसका टिफिन वैसे पहले अटेंप्ट में प्रीलिम्स निकाल भी ली तो कौन सा टॉप हो गई मां तो मेंस की महिमा है अच्छे-अच्छे का पसीना छठ जाता है और इंटरव्यू का बाउंड तुमसे अच्छा कौन जानेगा गुरु 11 नंबर भारी पद जाता सच बताओ तो ठीक हुआ यूपीएससी के प्रेत से छुटकारा मिला तुमको [संगीत] हमारी मानो कोई हल्का एग्जाम पकड़ो नौकरी लो शादी करो सेट हो जो कुसुम भाभी को कब तक वेट करवाओगे अर्पिता जी से कितना झूठ बोलोगे बताओ जिंदगी जीने के लिए है यूपीएससी देते रहने के लिए नहीं है हमारे पिताजी देवानंद के बहुत बड़े जिंदगी का साथ निभाना अच्छा सुनो दो दो पेग लगाते हैं रोटी बनाते हैं रेलवे भारती का फॉर्म निकाल गया परसों ग्रामीण बैंक का फॉर्म निकाल रहा है वह भर दो तुम्हारा तो हो ही जाएगा और नहीं हुआ तो कोई बात नहीं फिर लगाएंगे दो दो पैक अगले महीने लोअर डिवीजन क्लर्क भर देंगे अब वो भी नहीं हुआ तो कोई बात नहीं फिर लगाएंगे दो-दो पैक अगले महीने अपार्ट डिवीजन क्लर्क भर देंगे अब वो भी नहीं हुआ लगा राखी है तने मजाक हर रोज बदलते एग्जाम हर हफ्ते बदलते लड़कियां हर महीने बदलते रिश्तेदारों की भीख शर्म नहीं आएगी दिखे रहा कृपया [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [संगीत] भैया नहीं पापा सर इस तरह कॉपी चेक करके बच्चे के कॉन्फिडेंस को गिराए जाएगा तो सिलेक्शन कैसे होगा मैंने आपके खाने पर इसे दिल्ली नहीं भेजो ताकि यहां सही मूल्यांकन हो सकता है यह ऐसे ही मुझे अंकल खुद चेक करूंगा बताओ संदीप क्या हुआ रिलायंस में नहीं हो [संगीत] 15 साल हो गए इस कुर्सी पर गुरु द्रोणाचार्य की तरह बैठे हुए शक्ल देखकर पता चल जाता अंदर क्या चल अपने बड़े भाई साहब के बड़े में बताएं क्या राजेश भैया तुम्हें देख कर उनकी बहुत याद आई है तुम्हारी तरह है ऑडियो एक साल निकाला 2 साल निकाला [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] भाई साहब हमें लगता है [संगीत] और भैया किसकी माने वाले थे 6 साल यूं ही निकाल गए एग्जाम देते हुए फिर दो साल डिप्रेशन से लड़ते हैं फिर हम उनसे एक बार मिलने [संगीत] सो रहे थे और बोला राजेश भैया अब राजेश सर बने का समय ए गया [संगीत] संदीप सर [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] बाबू राम राम [संगीत] लेट तो ना हो जाऊंगा और मेंस भी सब्जेक्टिव पेपर होता है ना इस खट्टर लड़की फर्क हो गया उससे कहानी ज्यादा जरूरी है समझना है की मां-बाप के आगे हैं इन दोनों का एक तेरी और मां की घड़ी [संगीत] कुछ दिन तक [संगीत] [संगीत] जरूरी है तेरे वेस्ट तो क्या करें [संगीत] मैं तो इस बड़ा अफसर बनेगा [संगीत] जोक नहीं पुरी तरह [संगीत] खुद को पुरी तरह से झोपड़ी के बाद भी रिजल्ट नहीं आते [संगीत] लेकिन फैलियर्स को कभी अपना कंफर्ट जॉन ने बनाना हर एस्पायरेंट के अंदर हर एक फेलियर के बाद आज पर अपनी चाहिए उसे आज को फ्यूल बना जो आपको जिंदगी की रेस में हमेशा भगति रहेगी [प्रशंसा] क्या बिल्कुल और हमारी स्टोरी अधूरी अप के बिना जैसे अर्जुन की कृष्णा के बिना इंटेंट हनी चाहिए पर ऐसा कौन सा ड्रीम है जो आसन हो है ना इसीलिए सही गाइडेंस बहुत जरूरी है यहां आकर अपनी तैयारी कर सकता है [संगीत] कैसे के सिलसिले में आया था [संगीत] रामपाल से का दिए तुझे अगले महीने सोमनाथ के दर्शन कर देगा [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] दो चीजों का भारद हो रहे हो एक फेलियर और दूसरा यह रेडियो [संगीत] [संगीत] बैठे रहो चाय बनाते हो भैया तो बोल सकते हैं ना आपको [संगीत] यह क्रीम था हमको बेड सोर्स के लिए अच्छे डॉक्टर के लिए अच्छा पैसा भी तो होना चाहिए भैया कहां से लेंगे आप सोच बा से मदद मांगे लेकिन सरकारी विभाग [संगीत] [संगीत] इतनी जल्दी भरोसा नहीं छोड़ते हैं कब तक वाले शहर में लेकिन बताते फिरेंगे [संगीत] जयपुर की ट्रेन छठ गई क्या यह हमारी याद खींच लाई तुम्हें जैसे एक साल पहले खींच लाई थी हां टूट गया हूं मैंने अंधेरे के शिवा कुछ नजर नहीं ए रहा [संगीत] मैंने ऐसा ग रहा है की किसी गहरी समंदर में फस गया जो खत्म ही नहीं हो रहा है खत्म छोड़ मैंने पटवार तक ना मिल रही सांस ले ल [संगीत] या तो स ए जाएगी या तो सांस के बड़े में ही भूल जाओगे [संगीत] 2 साल से कुसुम से ना मिल अपने का दुख दोपहर अपने बापू को इतना बड़ा झूठ बोल देने का दुख दोपहर [संगीत] सालों की तपस्या के बाद इस ना निकाल अपने का दुख [संगीत] दो पेग में हो जाऊंगा [संगीत] घर परिवार रिश्ते नाइट जोहार इन सबको दावा पे रख सपना के पीछे अपनी जिंदगी को जोंक देने का दुख दो पेग में हो जाऊंगा [संगीत] राजेंद्र नगर के लिए लिख रहा था उसने मुझे कहा था की इसमें लिखी बात हमेशा याद रखना बहुत अच्छे इंसान हो [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] इतने सपना इतने उम्मीदें कहां से लॉन्ग मैं [संगीत] [संगीत] पर थैंक यू [संगीत] तुम उसको गाइड नहीं किया इसीलिए गाइड तो उसे करना होता है उसको भरोसा उसका तो सिस्टम से भरोसा उठ गया तुमको विश्वास है सिस्टम [संगीत] और तैरते रहो पटवार भी दिखे ही जाएगा है गैस कहानी तो बहुत ही रोमांटिक मोड पर आकर खड़ी हो गई है और मेरे मन में तो बहुत सारे क्वेश्चन ए रहे हैं की अब आगे क्या होगा संदीप भैया ने एक बात तो सही है की सबसे जरूरी होता है एस्पायर का इंटेंट और उसे इंटेंट के बाद अगर एक अच्छी मेंटरशिप भी मिल गई तो और इसलिए तो अनक आदमी 121 मेंटरशिप आपको ऑफर करता है अनअकैडमी सेंटर पर वन तू वन डाउट सॉल्विंग होते हैं साथ ही 247 ऑनलाइन डाउट सॉल्विंग सेशन गाइडेंस के साथ सपोर्ट भी आरुषि का मैं तो इसको देखने में बड़ा इंटरेस्टेड हूं की अगले एपिसोड में क्या होगा आप लोग भी अगले एपिसोड का उतनी ही बेसब्री से इंतजार कर रहे हो लाइक करना होगा शेर करना होगा और अपने थॉट्स कमेंट क्षेत्र में लिखने होंगे jNZ371ZAJJE,Sandeep Bhaiya | New Web Series | EP 03 | All In,2023-07-07T06:30:08Z,PT38M7S,10558649,364115,11528,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNZ371ZAJJE,," Have you gone crazy? What are you doing? It's an exotic plant, bhaiya. Saw it on the internet. I liked it so much that I immediately bought it from a nursery. I thought why not begin my preparation on a good note. So, I got one of these. Then it occurred to me that you are the one helping me prepare. So, I got one for you as well. All it needs is regular watering, good sunlight and suitable manure, and this plant will grow this tall! That's enough! I don't need gardening lessons from you. My whole family is into farming. And it is your preparation that needs tilling and pruning. Understood? Just so you know, this plant won't grow here. Soil and surroundings matter. Oh, really? What makes you say it won't grow here? If you take good care of it, this plant will surely thrive here. Wait and watch. We'll see. Just don't forget what I said. And this manure here, it's of a special kind. Use it twice a week without fail. Okay, then. I'll get going now. Wait. Sit down. Surely, it's not just the plant you came here for. Right? Tell me the truth. What's going on? You're scared? You should be. The marks you've scored in the optional, seeing that, you should be scared. Bhaiya, optional is not the problem, not having an option is. Which is why more than being scared, I'm anxious, and very desperate. I want to do something for myself for my father as soon as possible. I'm just worried that if I lose too much time pursuing UPSC, I might -lose my dream and also... -'Asanśhayaṁ mahā-bāho' 'mano durnigrahaṁ chalam.' 'Abhyāsena tu kaunteya vairāgyeṇa cha gṛihyate.' Understood? Let me explain. It's a verse from the Bhagwad Gita. It means, our mind is indeed very difficult to restrain. It constantly runs hither thither. But controlling it is all the more difficult. That's what is happening with you. However, with practice and dispassion, meaning, by practice and detachment, it can be controlled. Do you get it? In short, it is very important you keep practising. All right? From tomorrow, two essays every day. Come on, bhaiya. Spare me the torture. You don't have an option. I'm not going to memorize these Bhagwad Gita verses. I wish I was like you. Neither anxious nor scared. Without drawing the map, how can you tell where the Sindhu river originates? In which direction does the Ravi flow? And where does the Jhelum end? Also, you haven't mentioned the proposed hydro project which is a cause of dispute between India and Pakistan. Look, I've mentioned it. You want to be a diplomat, right? -Then pay attention to details. Okay? -Sure. All right. The rest is all good. Goodbye, bhaiya. Hello. Prayas IAS centre, old Rajendranagar branch. -Yes, hello. -How may I help you? I wanted to know about the combined package of Prelims and Mains. -For UPSC 2014? -Yes. There are two packages. A 3-months one and a 6-months one. Yes, the three months one. Sir, the total fee for that is Rs. 85,000. I see. And how much only for the Mains? For only the Mains it will cost you Rs. 60,000. -60,000? -That's right. Okay. Isn't there any discount? -No, sir. -Fine. -All right, then. -Okay. Thank you, sir. Okay. -Sandeep bhaiya. -Yes. I have a doubt. Come in. It's regarding Delimitation. There was a question on it in the mock test. Okay. It's a new question, isn't it? Yes, bhaiya. The second biggest reason for low representation is social pressure, meaning... The dessert is really very delicious. ...they face restrictions upon... Your husband will be one happy guy. -Their involvement in day-to-day... -Crazy. I think this is the perfect business for you. It is highly profitable. If I could do something like this, I would have done it long back. I wouldn't chase government jobs. Oh, really? But why do you want a government job? You already have this shop, don't you? ...the pressure... He's getting on my nerves now. And listen, don't you worry. You are not my competitor. Also, since there's inflation now, I'll spend two hours for one tiffin from tomorrow. Pack up the tiffin. -And this? -Put it on my head. Hello. Yes, aunt. Your father called. He said, you have started preparing. Here, speak to your friend, Bittu. Hey, Bittu! Come here! Speak to Aarushi. Do you know what's most significant about Prayagraj? The confluence of Ganga and Yamuna. Right from the country's first prime minister to Amitabh Bachchan the superstar, it is the birthplace of them all. There was a time when this city was known as the 'factory of IAS'. The factory has not shut down yet. UPSC is a penance to earn power, reputation and prestige. And for that, you need to sacrifice your pleasures, comforts and peace. -You need to do what? -Make sacrifices! You all are very bright students. We have high hopes from you. This land exudes confidence. All you need is self-confidence! -All you need is? -Self-confidence! Excellent! Now, go on and attend your classes. And bring some glory to Verma Coaching's name. Come on, go on! Where do you keep disappearing these days, mister? Earlier you used to take such a big bunch at once. Almost fifty answer sheets in one go! Now, you aren't grading even 15-20. Sir, I'm in a bit of a situation at present. That's what I came to talk to you about. Go on. Sir, can you increase my payment per sheet? How much? 100 rupees per sheet? You mean straightaway double? I need it, sir. Our students are yearning to go and study in Delhi. We aren't getting any new admissions either. And you want a pay hike. Fine. I'll do it. That would be great, sir. Grade double the papers and you'll get double the pay. Mr. Sandeep, I'm running a business. I had already offered you a faculty position. But you chose to be an aide and haul piles of papers. There's one way, though. You can set the mock test question papers for the Prelims. Will you do it? I mean, we can decide upon the fees per paper for that. Sounds good. I'll do it, sir. -Done? -Done. Son, when will you join the coaching if not now? You didn't join the last time too. And you know the consequences. If money is an issue, then you can frankly tell me, son. Just don't leave any stone unturned from your side. Dad, don't worry. I'll leave from here once the Prelims are done. All right? Where are you taking the mixer, mister? How will I make my shake? -Dad, I'll call you back. -No gymming, no shake. Why are you taking my shoes? It's a good 2,000 rupees worth! Come on, man! Are you going to empty our house or what? At least show some courtesy, mister. I only took the membership but never used your gym. What is all this drama here? Oh, it's nothing. I failed in the Revenue Department exam. I hadn't told my uncle. When he found out, he went berserk. He said, how come I performed so poorly even in my 50th exam. And now look, he has slashed my pocket money by half! So, obviously I'm left with no money. The damn gym guys are here. How do I... You think money grows on trees? Haven't you heard about rules and regulations, guys? -Listen! -Forget that. Ever heard of humanity? How can you barge in anywhere you like to collect your debt? Keep this for now. And come later for the remaining money. Keep all the stuff back. Put it back. You got the money, didn't you? Now, keep everything back. I'm not done with my attempts. And you, give me my mixer back. Heard me? I want each and everything to go back to where it was. Got it? Is this the place to keep shoes? Who will put back the other things? Your uncle? Look at all this mess! They have turned the place upside-down! You should have informed your uncle. We are not in our twenties anymore. How convenient! You yourself were a Gloomy Gus sometime back. And now, you're belting out wisdom to me! I've asked my maternal uncle for money. And as for my other uncle, he has a master plan to slash my pocket money. Anyway, we'll have money enough for both of us to live by for 6-8 months. So, just quit Mr. Verma's job. And start preparing. Because the focus is very important in life. My father used to say, without a plan, an aim is just a desire. I know. Which is why I have decided to go to Rajendranagar. You're going to Rajendranagar? After the Prelims I'll go and prepare for my Mains there. I was just telling dad about it. Where do I keep this? Keep it on my damn head if you like! Put it back where you took it from, obviously. Just so you know, I bought the hangers for him. I can dry my clothes even on the bicycle. Give me the money that he gave you. Give it back. And now, you can take everything. I don't need it. -What are you doing? -Wait a minute. -Take the money. -Come on. -Just keep it. -Why are you doing this? Because you'll need it in Delhi. And you know something, every small city gets outdated at some point. Better to leave it sooner than to repent. Go to Delhi and make you dream come true. Why are you so late, dad? Don't you know I have tiffins to deliver? Freshen up and come. I'll serve your lunch. My dear, I've told you so many times. Don't worry about my meals. You just focus on your studies. And enough with this tiffin business. Why? Why should I stop delivering tiffins? I've worked damn hard to set up my business in this Daal Bhat Chokha city. -'Enough' it seems! -Business? Delivering ten tiffins a day, you call this a business? Yes, of course. It's ten now, but I'll deliver thousands eventually. That's how a business grows, dad. And we also need to get out of this shack. I have to save money for the Mains too. I'm not that intelligent to get through without coaching. Says who? My daughter is very intelligent. I'm trying to arrange for the money. -That's what I was telling you. -And how are you doing it, dad? By taking a loan from aunt? You know very well, dad, that if we don't repay the loan, she has her own ways. Why won't we be able to repay it? I know a way out of that. Dad, why don't you understand? Aunt had called me today. She made me talk to that useless nephew of hers. You know I think it's best you get me married and to hell with my UPSC! My dear, I was trying to say... Hear me out at least. Forget it, dad. I have to go. But listen, Aarushi! Such an obstinate girl! All this deep-fried food is an open invitation to various heart ailments. So, take my advice and join my business. Isn't partnership way better than competition? Both of us can grow this tiffin business together. Is this how you're preparing for your UPSC? Preparation? I'm having palpitations here, bhaiya. And for God's sake, please don't make me memorize any verses again. One tea. The Gita verses aren't something to be memorized. They are to be understood. I know. But life, bhaiya, can't be led only with philosophy. There are some hard truths of life too. Really? Like what? Like my dad and my aunt. Forget it, bhaiya. You must be fed up too. Every day, I come to you with a new freaking problem. But now, I have decided. Whatever is in my destiny, so be it. I'm going to grow my tiffin business from 10 to 100 and then to 1000. Look at her. Is this how you'll do business? I spoke with your father. You are such an impatient girl. Did my father call you? No. I had called him for this. Look, every aspirant has three stages. Come. I'll explain. Listen carefully. The first is self-doubt. Whether you're even cut out for it or not? The second is self-confidence. Even if you're cut out for it, will you be able to do it or not? And the third is anxiety. What if you don't get through? You have crossed the first two stages. Which means there's progress for sure. You are certainly becoming an aspirant. Hello, Bhim ji! All good? Hello, sir! Long time no see. Where have you picked up this bike from? Picked up? You think I'm some bike thief or what? I've brought it from my home. My father gave it to me as a gift. Listen, I want three plates of piping hot kachoris fresh off the stove. Okay? Right away. So guys, all good? Look at him. Just look at him. It was I who fed you and even settled your tab here for a whole year. And while I was away in Jaunpur for just four days, he jumped boats. I didn't jump boats, sir. There are only two places of worship in our Prayagraj. One is the temple with Lord Hanuman's reclining idol, and the other is you. -They were busy discussing business. -Business? Don't tell me! Here I am thinking about quitting UPSC and studying law, and people are already making business growth plans. Amazing, man! Why is it pricking you so much? Do you want me too to follow the unsaid rule of this city? That if I can't be an officer, then I should become a lawyer. Or just get married. This great man here is doing both. -Hey! -Isn't that right, sir? -Tell them. -Come on. I'm only engaged as of now. -The wedding is in winter. Do come. -Sure. Congratulations. Thank you. Stay blessed! -Sit. -Sit down, guys. Did you see that, bhaiya? This is an aspirant's fourth stage. To give up. I'm telling you, I can't do it. That's what Arjun also thought. He got nervous on the battleground. He simply refused to pick up his weapon on the battlefield. He was extremely worried about his brothers. But what happened eventually? He too had to fight. This is what life is. But, bhaiya, I'm not fighting just one battle. Yes, you aren't. I agree. But you're not fighting alone either. Your father is by your side. Do you know? He got a job in the electricity department. -When? -Today! That's what he wanted to tell you. But the obstinate girl that you are, you didn't hear him out and came running here. Look. Don't get mentally disturbed. Just focus and prepare. Books, notes, mock tests, pay more attention to all this. And stop circling the internet cafe. It's a sheer distraction. It's no distraction, bhaiya. It's a source of information. Just like this Radio was in the olden days. What do you by was? It still is. But, bhaiya, now there's new technology. New mindset, new outlook and a new world. And your business! You're still stuck on that. Every new thing need not necessarily be accurate. What if it backfires? What if you don't get through the Prelims? Let it backfire. But I will fight this battle my way. And if I clear the Prelims, then this radio of yours will be mine. -Is that so? Give it back. -Yes. Come on, sit down. Your father was right. Along with being impatient, you're also greedy. For now, you can take it. Give it to your father. Get it repaired from him. Go. Take care. See you later. No aunt and no loan. Only your job and my... Ms. Kavita, don't you worry at all. Yes. You will love this place. Just trust me. '14 years of trust Always ready to help you succeed.' What's up, bro? Come, have some tea. -No, thanks. I have an exam. Later. -Damn! You call Hindi some big exam? Come, I'll teach you. Okay. Wow, bhaiya. You graded our papers so fast? We gave it to you just last evening. So? Did you want it after two months or what? Don't want to prepare for the Mains? I told you all to get your list of doubts. Have you all got it? Good. Let me see. Tail words are a very common doubt. All right. The tail word is very important in a question in the main exam. The word that's at the end of every question. As it changes, so should your way of answering the question. Words like comment, discuss, and critically analyse, explain, assess, critically examine. -It's very important to understand these. -Sir! You here? Are you a faculty now? No. Isn't Mr. Verma coming in today? Doesn't look like. His father-in-law is admitted to the hospital. I see. Okay. Let's go, guys. Our results are out. Come quickly. Bhaiya, the results are out. Guys, come on. Oh, the result! Bhaiya, we'll be back. Let's go. Hurry up, let's go. -Sir, check mine. -Hold on, everyone. One at a time. One by one, please. -I have only two hands! Wait, guys. -We have been waiting, sir. You didn't clear. -Give me the money. -Sir, mine, please! Just wait, guys! Will you sit on my head or what? -Sir, we're also in the queue. -Just a minute. Only one at a time! I can't grow ten hands. What happened, sir? -Sir, make it quick, please! -Sir! -You got through. Yes. -I got through? -Give me the money. -Thank you, sir. Yes! Excuse me. Please move. -Yes! -Sir, mine. Wait. Hold on. Can you please check once again? Yes! Hello. Dad, I got through the Prelims. Yes. I'll be home in some time. Greetings, dad. You got through, didn't you, son? Hello! Hello, Sandeep! Hello. Hello, Sandeep! Hello. I got through, dad. Hail O' Lord Shiva! You almost gave me a heart attack, son. Sandeep, now, start preparing for the Mains right away. Okay? When do you need to leave for Delhi? Have you booked the ticket? What's wrong? Hello! -Hello, Sandeep! -Dad, I'll call you back in some time. I cleared my Prelims only thanks to you, bhaiya. I also cleared it. Thank you, Sandeep bhaiya. Thank you, Sandeep bhaiya. I got through my Prelims only because of you. -Thank you, bhaiya. -I also cleared it. Thank you, Sandeep bhaiya. Where have you been? I've been waiting for you. I called you so many times! Guess what, I cleared my Prelims! I had lost all hope. I can't tell you how scared I was! And now, I can't tell you how relieved I am. Sandeep bhaiya is dead! Don't come with the tiffin from tomorrow. Nobody here is going to prepare. The doors may close on you. But the journey doesn't stop. Some people stay with you right till the end of this journey. And some leave you mid-way. But those who leave you mid-way, even they leave some lessons behind. I would now like to invite on the stage Assistant Labour Commissioner, Mr. Sandeep Ohlan. Dad! Dad!" t7roMhZg6zg,Sandeep Bhaiya | New Web Series | EP 02 | Decision Making,2023-07-04T06:30:10Z,PT37M,11585248,396649,10710,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7roMhZg6zg,," How come your hair is thinning so much? -It's the Delhi water, my dear. -Is it the Delhi water or stress? Don't even talk about the stress. My relatives are constantly breathing down my neck asking, Nidhi, when are you becoming an IAS officer? Are you even preparing for it or not? And as if that isn't enough, they think I have a boyfriend. Just relax, girl. You've only given two UPSC attempts till now. It's not the end of everything. I don't have that kind of time. One more year, that's it. That's what dad told me when I was leaving Gorakhpur. And look at this nightmarish syllabus. I couldn't cover it despite two attempts. Now, I wonder why I am even working so hard. It's okay. Don't get so stressed. Just chill. Look. -Yes. -Good morning, sir. I've given the report to ADM sir. -Okay. -He's quite happy with it. He wants to know our next plan of action on the kiln. Then get a copy of the order from the DM's office. And we'll have to proceed very sensitively. After all, it's the question of workers' safety. The SP should also be present. Yes, sir. I had insisted on the same but DM sir is getting transferred. So, now, it's up to the new DM. -One more thing, sir. -Yes. Your mother had called the office. I told her that you have left for Haryana. However, she seemed a bit worried, sir. Do speak to her. Okay. I'll call her back. The boat that fears the waves never gets across. One who relentlessly perseveres is never at a loss. To share her story of relentless pursuit, I would like to call on stage our chief guest for today, Aarushi Valmiki ma'am. Without surrendering to her adverse circumstances, she secured an All India Rank 12 in UPSC civil service exam. And currently, as an IFS officer, she's bringing glory to our nation worldwide. We at Unacademy welcome you, ma'am. Please come. I've heard a lot about her. She is from Prayagraj. She also used to run a tiffin service. Thank you, Unacademy, for inviting me. You know this journey has not been very easy. And it's equally difficult to go into the past and talk about it. You might have a lot of fears. A nightmarish syllabus, the ever-changing winds of current affairs, and for some of you, it might also be the fear of a new city, a new coaching and new surroundings. But let me tell you, no matter what background the aspirants come from, these fears grip everyone. Irrespective of how hard you work. Isn't that true? So, today, let me start by talking to you about fear. When I had set my goals, I had more constraints than fears. A small city, a background in Hindi medium, and financial hardship. Putting aside these constraints, although, I started my preparation, but as the exams started approaching nearer, my fears started gaining strength. Will I be able to do it? Am I even prepared or not? Should I try in the next attempt? All sorts of such fears. To be an IAS in the 21st century, it is very important to focus on this. Which is why after a lot of screening, I created this question bank for you. -What have I created? -A question bank. -Correct. -Thank you, sir. All right, silence now! Carbon dioxide (CO2) contributes to most of the greenhouse gas emissions. And CO2 is released from the burning of coal. Not from bonfires that our uncles and grandpas sit around in winter. Almost 70% of our electricity is generated from coal. And this is what leads to emissions. -What does it lead to? -Emission. Now, of all the greenhouse gas emissions globally, 6 to 7% of emission is accounted for by India alone. But sir, there's still a lack of electricity. Even with what is available, India is the 4th largest emitter globally. And in no time, it will become the third largest soon. Sir, in terms of per capita, we're way behind America and European nations. That's what Sandeep bhaiya's remark says here. All that is fine. But this isn't some global contest in emissions. When there's a hole in the ozone layer, the UV rays won't wreak havoc according to the passport of a country. That is why we need to reduce our carbon footprint. In fact, we need to bring it to zero very soon. But, sir, according to Sandeep bhaiya in some states like Bihar and Jharkhand, coal is a necessity even today. But we still need to reduce its consumption, right? And that's a decision we should make. When do you plan to do that? When the apocalypse hits the Earth? Anyway, it's your decision whether you want to save the environment or not. But, sir, this is a modernist approach to look at climate change. India's Carbon Policy should be drafted without any pressure, independently, and keeping in mind the nation's well-being. -As per Sandeep bhaiya. -Stand up! Turn around. Did you read that? Now, the thing is, all your three trial classes are over. So, instead of comments, give me my fees. Give me what? -Fees. -Correct. How many of you are giving the Prelims this time? They sure have complicated this a bit. It's my life that's complicated. I was crazy to listen to you and dive headfirst into all this. Verma's humiliation I had to face for free coaching was a bonus. Give me. I'll do it. This syllabus is no less than the Bermuda Triangle. Once I enter, I'm sure to lose my way. And I also have the tiffin service. How on earth will I manage time, bhaiya? You don't worry about that. Even if an aspirant doesn't know how to manage time, time makes an aspirant manage it anyhow. All that is fine. Even if I manage time somehow, the Prelims are just a few months away. And you've been seeing my mock test scores so far. -Yes. -I'm only suited for a one-day exam. I won't be able to handle this series of exams. Look, whichever exam you choose to give, the competition will surely be more. With aspirants preparing for it for years, four, six or even ten years. Everybody wants a job. And too a government job. But if that job is your dream job, then the climb is steeper. This is the truth of life. Get used to it. Damn it! The power's out again. Save your files, people, if your system's running on the UPS. Saw that? Even God doesn't want this. I fill the form and the power goes out! Bhaiya, I'm telling you, UPSC is like the Snakes and Ladders game. If I get bitten on reaching 98, I'll slide down straight to 2. I have tiffins to distribute. I'm going. Do you also want to fill out a form? Grading the sheets with an alarm? Good going, bro. But why did you have to go and work for that Verma? You're only 31 now. There are so many other exams you can give. Take my advice, study with me from tomorrow. You, me and Latika. However, she's not answering my calls. She says she has a cold. Which cold lasts for four days? So what if she can't talk on the phone? Can't she text? That's enough, man. This isn't some live telecast. Live telecast? You have shut my live telecast, but what about the telecast your father has been doing for a month now? He has been constantly asking me whether you'll be going to Sangeeta's wedding or not. It's your uncle's daughter's wedding. You should go. Had it been my uncle's daughter's wedding, I would be gone by now. But sadly, my uncle never got married. He dedicated his entire life to Janpad Hardoi's politics. Have you lost it? You're totally going off-topic. Hey, listen. Your father was saying, even Kusum will come to the wedding. They want to take your wedding matters ahead. So, if you'd like, I can accompany you. Splendid. This precious electricity is what breathes life into our lively Prayagraj. Damn it! The electricity board sure likes to play games with us. I spent one whole year preparing with you in old Rajendranagar. Did we ever have a power cut even for a second? This is such a mood spoiler. -Listen. -Yes. If not your hometown, can we at least go to the terrace? Let's have two pegs and enjoy the night. I can't. I have papers to grade. You can go ahead. All right. I will also evaluate myself on the terrace. The National Disaster Management Authority... Evaluation is very essential in life. ...has advised people to stay on alert. 'Test Book' 240 out of 400. And the cut-off is 230. I can definitely appear for UPSC. Twenty sentences long remarks. See that, Neeraj? We are equally vexed for two months, sir. His job is to only grade the papers and not teach. The students have grown hostile towards us. I didn't want to say this out of respect for you but even we have offers from outside. I mean, that chap is playing games with us. Easy, take it easy, Mr. Neeraj. Have some water. Hello, Mr. Kumar. Sorry, I got a bit late. -Hello, sir. -Please sit. No problem, sir. I was talking to Mr. Sandeep in the meantime. He has graded my son's answer sheet so strictly that my son got totally depressed. Then I spoke to my brother. He's the ADM. He was of the opinion that evaluations have to be strict. That is when I breathed a sigh of relief. I totally agree with him. And this is the USP of our coaching. A foundation course based on strict evaluation that strengthens your child's foundation. Strengthens what? -The foundation. -Correct. Precisely. The meaning of current and affairs in current affairs, one whole year goes by only understanding that. Look, if you want to be the Collector, there must be a five-year plan. Preparations for two years and hard work for three. -Right, sir? -Yes. Such a long preparation? Son, you are not Subhas Chandra Bose. But still, Mr. Verma, can't he clear it sooner? If he becomes an IAS officer soon, then he can go on to become Cabinet Secretariat. The five-year plan is a long time. When did you first think about becoming an IAS officer? Hmm? After the 12th standard. And when did you understand? Sandeep even made it to the UPSC interview. Now, just fill out the form and don't worry. There is a money-back guarantee for 15 days anyway. -Neeraj, get him enrolled. -Yes, sir. Please come. Let's go and fill out the form. Come, son. We will make you an IAS officer. Please come. Enrollment. Sandeep, you shouldn't be so straightforward as well. -You should be a little polite. -Yes. That's how a good IAS officer is. You must be knowing that since you have prepared for it for a long time. The one who is deserving gets through anyway. Do you know anyone who is deserving? I do. There is a girl. She came for your free trial classes. I am sure you remember her. Aarushi. I don't remember the ones who come for free trial classes. I have never seen them pay. Sir, they will surely earn money. And if they get selected for IAS. Your perspective is interesting. Do you want to become a full-time faculty? Sir. I haven't thought about this. Then think. Deciding so soon... -I have to think it through. -There is a section in the Prelims. Decision making. Do you remember? You appeared for it last year, right? You are deserving. That's why we are selecting you. Is this the time to come? You know that we are preparing for the Prelims, right? Shall we do it while starving ourselves? One king... That means equality. Right to equality. You get the right to freedom. And then there is exploitation. Right against exploitation. And the king finally... Hey, Aarushi. Come inside. You can't leave like this. Sit. Listen. Add green vegetables to it. One gets vitamins through it. 'I have come shopping with Sangeeta. I am buying a kurta for you.' Hey, mister. You brought the answer sheets here as well. What are you doing here? Don't you have to study? I don't want to, bhaiya. I can't score more than the cut-off. I failed today as well by 7 marks. That's why I am doing something less wrong. What did you say? Are you drinking? Are you crazy? You are making her drink. This is a cold drink, bhaiya. Hmm. Listen. You cleared the cut-off. In this test along with the last three. I don't understand, bhaiya. Let me explain. First, answer this question. Let's assume that you have become the DM. You have a meeting with a big minister. And then you have another important meeting to attend. A man has come to meet you then. He has travelled 70 kms because his land was usurped. Then what will you do? What can be done? Nothing. We will focus on the minister. Listen to the options first. A) You will ask him to wait. B) You will ask your junior officer to check the application. C) You will discuss the application while you are on your way. And D) You will ask your assistant to solve the problem. Which one will you choose? Option C. As if we are playing a game with options. It's not a game. It's decision-making. It was a new section in the C set in 2013. None of the options are wrong. All the options have different marks. Some have one, two or four marks assigned to them. But one option has the highest marks. The one that you know. Mister, I can't even answer this. Because I am not destined to be a DM. I also feel so now. You should let it be. Listen. It's not your fault. The method you used for checking is according to the old pattern. The method I used for checking, according to that, you have scored two marks more than the cut-off. You can clear the Prelims. The rest is up to you. But the fear that was residing in the heart for many years wasn't going to fade so easily. I never thought that I could complete the whole syllabus. What could I do? Everyone has doubts. That's why one has to take a leap of faith. Not on yourself. But the ones who believe in you. And when you take that leap of faith, the nightmarish syllabus and the ever-changing winds of current affairs, honestly speaking, doesn't seem so bad, after all. That's so true, Aarushi ma'am. The students discuss that as well. How to figure out the meaning of current in current affairs? But to reduce this fear, Unacademy has structured the vast syllabus of UPSC and current affairs in easy modules. So that aspirants pick up only the most relevant and updated information. But as you say, it's a leap of faith. Yes. Faith of people in people. The foundation of this country. It prepares you for the challenges ahead. Bhaiya, I will get some cold drinks. Tell me something. What is this? Hmm? Is that why you were hesitant to go to the village? It's possible that when I appeared for the Prelims last year, it was an inauspicious day. What if that day turns out to be inauspicious this time as well? Listen, friend. My family goes to visit a temple in Rajasthan every year. It's a famous temple to get rid of spirits and ghosts. But when you come out of the courtyard after visiting the temple, there is a popular belief that one should not turn back. Do you know why? Because a ghost will start following you otherwise. UPSC is like a ghost. Don't look back or it will start following you. Come on. Turn the power back on. What is this nonsense? Hey. Come. I will show you how lively Prayagraj is. -Stop. -Come on. Come quickly. Come. Come on. Hurry up. Leave. Get out of here. Get moving. Come on. Come. -Come to the station with us. -What is going on here? Tell us. -What is going on? -Calm down. There has been a big fault. -What has happened? -We have an exam on Sunday for Railways. You are concerned about the Railways. All of us are going to appear for the Prelims. -Yes. -Yes. I have been noticing that this has been going on for a month. There is a power cut every now and then. We will surround them this time as well. -Yes. We will. -One minute. One minute. Please move. Wait a minute. Hey, wait. Calm down. Hey, wait. One minute! What has happened? Why are you bothering everyone every day? There has been a fault in the voltage line. The one who can fix it, his shift is over. The one supposed to do the night duty has gone to his village? What can I do now? The fault has been occurring frequently. The electrician is not there today. Do this. Call the electrician from another substation. Mister, we have informed them. There are power cuts everywhere. Let's place a bet. -The power won't be back soon. -To tell you honestly, -it can't be fixed today. -How can it not be fixed? -What is he saying? -One minute. One minute! Fighting is not the only option. Wait for two minutes. -Can it not be fixed? -No, sir. Give that to me in writing. I will get it done when the electrician returns. How can I give it in writing? Hey, giving it in writing is a scam. Assuring us falsely won't change the reality. We have to start a revolution. -Revolution. -Yes. Yes. Call him. Wait. Wait a minute. ADM sir is here. One minute. Keep quiet. Is this why you came here? Is this how you will become an IAS officer? Will you make Prayagraj proud like this? Look, one can't become a civil servant just by reading textbooks. One has to work on their behaviour and conduct. Get it? -Greetings, sir. -Greetings. Sir, there has been a major fault. I have inquired in the entire area. There is no electrician available now. But please rest assured, sir. I will get it done. You will not get it done. Get it done right now. Get it done quickly. Do you see that? This is called a revolution. I won't leave until the light is back. I want to talk to the contractor. Sir, I will get it done. I can get it fixed. I know someone who can fix the fault. Get the letter ready. I will give the permission. Okay, sir. Someone from your department informed me. Yes, sir. Did anyone get injured? No, sir. No one got injured. But we were going to be thrashed. But the man came and handled it. -Who? Him? -The one wearing a shirt, in the middle. Excuse me. -Yes, sir. -Please come. Sir. What's your name? Sandeep Ohlan. Ohlan. From Haryana? Yes, sir. Very well. Keep this attitude alive. Civil Services need people like you. Sir. I am saddened to see all of you. Even if you pass the exam of being a civil servant, will you be able to handle the responsibility? Power is a double-edged sword. Power makes the bulb light and it gives you a shock as well. You have to understand how to use that power. Hey. What are you thinking about? No, sir. I got reminded of something from the past. Thank you, sir. -Take care of yourself. -Sir. Sir. You may carry on. Okay. Thank you, mister. -You are Sandeep bhaiya, right? -Yes. My daughter told me how you are guiding her. Thank you so much. He is my dad. It's nothing like that. Your daughter is capable. She can become an IAS officer as well. But there is only one problem. She just doesn't listen. We went to the temple with her in her childhood. We chanted Hanuman Chalisa there. She had memorized the whole chant and recited it. I understood that she is very intelligent. But when I would ask her to recite it in front of the relatives, she wouldn't say it. I then understood that she is intelligent as well as stubborn. But she listens to you. Look, if you want to change your destiny, then nothing will happen with small sprints. You have to run a marathon. Greetings, dad. Yes, son. When are you coming back? Dad, I can't come back. Are you filling out the form again? Dad, that was the dream, right? Yours and mine. And Kusum. Dad, my destiny is giving me another chance. Hmm. But if you refuse me, I won't fill out the form. And you know that your dad will never refuse you. But what about Kusum? Don't worry about her. Your dad will handle everything. Okay, dad. I will return after becoming an officer this time. I know that. -Bye, dad. -Bless you, son. Hey, guys, Sandeep bhaiya and Aarushi have entered the fields of UPSC Civil Services. But what will happen next? I am very curious to know that. The biggest challenge is to understand what to study. How deep they must dive? The structured courses and batches ensure exactly that. Highly comprehensive. Taught by the best educators. And absolutely relevant as per the latest pattern. We hope you liked this episode. You will have to watch the third episode to see how Sandeep bhaiya and Aarushi's lives will change after filling out the forms. And before that, please like and share this video. Please don't forget to share your opinions in the comments. And don't forget to subscribe to -The Viral Fever. -The Viral Fever." gYu2dEju6bI,Sandeep Bhaiya | New Web Series | EP 01 | Mulyankan,2023-06-30T06:30:08Z,PT35M36S,18913633,597845,19687,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYu2dEju6bI," Bonded labour means forced labour. You're aware of the definition. Bonded labour? What are you saying, sir? They all work here of their own will. You can ask them yourself if you'd like. -Mr. Dev! -Yes, sir. -Did you find it? -Found it, sir. -Show me. -But, sir, as per the salary register, they have followed the minimum wage rule. Look. It's a direct transfer. On the 7th of every month from an online app. This is what I've been trying to tell you. But you don't seem to believe us. I won't lie standing on Lord Vishwakarma's land. 'Salary Register. Virendra Singh. Brick kiln.' That's okay. But what I don't understand is that, why is your name on the contract labourers' salary register? Well, you see, the thing is, at times... Who pays you your wages? This man, our contractor. He pays us in cash. The contractor pays you too? The contractor pays you in cash and the owner transfers it to your phone. Amazing. Take out your phone. Let's check. Our phones are with the owner, sir. We're not allowed to use it at work. The thing is, sir, if we let them use their phones during work, they'll forget about work and keep... Show me their phones. Okay. -Sir. -Yes. Show me. Who is Vishnu? -It's me, sir. -Oh, it's you? You've received the money. Here, look. You simply wasted our time. Anyway, never mind. Send me 100 rupees. Do it. Don't know how to do it? No, sir. -Do you know how to do it? -No. Anyone knows how to transfer money from the phone? No. That's strange. How much do you get paid? Six thousand rupees, sir. Hey, why are you lying? Hold it right there. I'm talking to him, aren't I? Is six thousand enough for you to live by? We don't have a choice, sir. But the owner is quite generous. He gives us loans additionally. We just have to put in extra work in return. Yes, your owner is indeed very generous. That's good. SHO sir. Seize all the phones and registers. Listen, you can't do this, sir. -Mr. Dev. -Yes, sir. Make a report. Write how this generous owner transfers the labourers' wages to an e-wallet instead of their bank accounts. And then he transfers the same money from the e-wallet to the contractor without the labourers' permission. And the contractor too is no less generous. He takes his 40% cut and pays the remaining cash to the labourers. Rs. 6000, which is way less than the minimum wage. -You know what's most interesting? -What, sir? The owner even dishes out loans to the labourers. So that they can be forced to work extra hours. What kind of lies are you spinning? -Without any proof, how can you... -SHO. Yes, sir. The labourers' registration and contractor Pappu Singh's license, get it checked. Now, you're being very unreasonable. Some very powerful people in this area are known to me as well. Why invite trouble for yourself? Are you trying to threaten a civil servant? Bonded Labour Act, 1976, states three years of imprisonment and an additional penalty. Those couple of people you mentioned earlier, call them over. Their money will come to your rescue. Got it? -Listen. -Yes, sir. -Call for a bus for the labourers. -Sure, sir. -And SHO sir. -Yes, sir. Seize and seal the kiln. Look, sir, hear me out. Listen, sir. Sandeep bhaiya! Sandeep bhaiya! Sandeep bhaiya! Sandeep bhaiya, did you grade my answer sheet? It's my fourth and final attempt for UPSC this year. Bhaiya! Stop banging so hard. He's coming. Such non-stop banging all day long! Their never-ending doubts never let me pee in peace. This was the fourth whistle, right? Say something, man. -Bhaiya! -Hey, mister! Yes, what is it? I had given my answer sheet for evaluation. Here, our lentils are not getting cooked even after four whistles and you're worried about the evaluation? Bhaiya's computer has hanged yet again. Come later. And listen. Bear this in mind. The room is mine, the door is mine, so from now, on there'll be an entry fee. Next time when you come, get one DBC for me. Now, scram. Your Highness! Why pile up these papers when you don't intend to grade them? People from across the state come with such high hopes to Prayagraj. You know that, right? Greetings, uncle. Sandeep? Sandeep has gone out. I'll tell him to call you once he's back. I'll definitely make him do that. Yes. Okay. Goodbye. Step out of your anger zone and talk to your father. His tube well bursts there and his incessant calls bombard my phone here. Your UPSC attempts are over, not your life. Look at me. I failed fourteen exams in four weeks. Yet, I look so cheerful. And you're grieving for four months. Snap out from all this and take some motivation from me. All right, listen. Latika and I have planned to go out today. We're going to the Sangam Ghat. Want to come? You know, she's very excited about the date. You have been a teacher. Guide me a little, bro. So, even I can make a good impression. Awesome lentil rice made by Prince Mishra, the great cook, so unique you won't find it in the whole of Prayagraj. Bro, it's high time even you learn how to cook. Isn't it? Hello. Latika. Yes, Prince. I sent you a photo. Did you see it? Yes, I did. Shall I get it for you? Did you get the cigarette? Damn! I forgot! But never mind. Since it's time for lunch now, let's first eat. Here you go, delicious pure vegetarian food. Oh, I forgot to add ghee. There's some pickle sent by my aunt. Prince, where are you? Hello! Yes, hello. Latika. I was saying that preparing for a date has put me under a lot of pressure. Do you even prepare? Or do you just show off all the time? Is he going out? You are underestimating the pressure that's on my mind right now, Latika. Preparing for a date can turn one into Tulsidas or Devdas. But only time dictates what one actually ends up becoming, Latika. For now, all I have is a pair of old sandals, an old-fashioned bicycle, some second-hand books, answer sheets yearning to get graded, and some unbaked dreams trying to breathe in narrow lanes and dingy rooms of small houses. Some filled with hope, and some enveloped by the fear of despair. But do you know what's common in all of them? A constant warning like that of the pressure cooker whistle. That indicates it's not the answers on your answer sheet that get evaluated, it's the survival instinct within you that is constantly being evaluated. So, what say? Are you ready? Oh, hello, Sandeep. Seeing you after a long time. Looks like this place has suited you well. I suggest you should talk to Mr. Verma. He's looking for an evaluator. Even you evaluate answer sheets, don't you? It'll be a good gig for you. And I too will get a regular customer. Here you go. Would you like some puri-bhaji? It's freshly made. 'Puri-bhaji. Rs. 30/-' No, I'm good. Lentil rice has already been cooked at home. 'Bharat Patrika' Excuse me, mister. -May I read it for five minutes? -Sure, sir. Hey, girl. Why do you always distribute your leaflets at my shop? Why not? The competition should be face-to-face. Just wait for a few months anyway. I'll steal all your customers, Bhim ji. Understood? Did you get a date? Not yet, dear. Court hearings take time. -So much time? -You're right. Exactly my point. The question is, analyze Dalhousie's contribution to the creation of modern India critically. And you have sung praises of him. No wonder you have scored less on this one. But Dalhousie did make some good contributions too. I see. For example communication, education, irrigation, PWD. He gave us all that too. You know, my boy, the biggest problem with your preparation is that you guys are simply copy-pasting the sample answers. PWD officers here are selling their souls for a measly sweet box. Meaning, who do you think sowed the seeds of corruption in modern India? Dalhousie did. Right? Want me to name some more of his misdeeds? He made Rani Lakshmibai's life a living hell. Britishers came to Jhansi claiming to be its heir, Subhadra Kumari Chauhan. And what education are you talking about? Do you know Hindi medium students are staging protest after protest against CCET? But who is taking away the pie? The English medium students. Because of whom? Because of Dalhousie. Who else? But look at our amazing country. One entire hill station is named after him, Dalhousie. True, sir. You're right. My friend, here's the thing. My IAS attempts are over. But yours aren't, right? So, get thinking. You're the one who needs to think. You're provoking them to go in the wrong direction. It's an infrastructure-related question. Why mix patriotism in it? This isn't patriotism. These are facts, mister. These post offices, railways, were all tools to loot our country. To export our goods to London, railway lines were laid up to all port cities. To leak our revolutionaries' messages to Scotland Yard, they brought telegram. I've done my M.A. in History. So, spare me your wisdom, Mr. Know-It-All. It's not about how qualified you are. It's about conceptual clarity along with facts. The same railways is giving employment to lakhs of people. It hauls crores of people and millions of tonnes of goods across the country. Indian Railways is the backbone of our country's economy. If one could solve UPSC questions just by dropping facts, all history graduates would be IAS. And as if you're some big-shot Collector. First, use your own wisdom to become an IAS officer and then enlighten us. Look here, all of you. Who is this smart aleck? Sandeep bhaiya. He has appeared for three UPSC mains and one final interview. What's with all the build up? My friend, bear in mind. Only those people miss the train often who live closest to the railway station. Understood? Had you, you'd have become a Collector? Want a tiffin service, Sandeep bhaiya? 25 multiplied by 30, meaning only Rs. 750 per month. Pure vegetarian food, taste guaranteed. It'll leave you licking your fingers. I don't want any tiffin. The guy living in 3/47 took our service. He cleared his railway exam. And the guy from 4/56, he cleared his Bank PO. It's your UPSC at stake, bhaiya. -If you... -I am not preparing for it. Sandeep bhaiya. Please grade our essays. It's been over a week. This is our last attempt. If we don't make it this time, what will we answer to our parents? If you focus on the answer, you won't make it anyway. First, think about what the question is. What question, bhaiya? I'm going to Lovers Point to meet your future sister-in-law. And the DBC was lip-smackingly delicious. I devoured all of it. And yes, I have done a recharge of 39 Rs. for your number. So, speak to your father. Namaskar, this is the evening news bulletin on All India Radio. And now, in today's headlines. The Prime Minister is meeting the National Safety Council today. In this meeting, national security and e-commerce matters will be discussed. In Uttar Pradesh, the police have busted a huge smuggling racket. Several people have been arrested in this operation, and drugs in large quantities have been seized by the police. The NDMA has issued a severe snowfall warning in Uttarakhand. Citizens have been told to stay on alert. And those residing in safe areas have been told to be prepared with essential commodities. The results of the Vidhan Sabha polls in Rajasthan will be declared tomorrow. The counting of votes is still going on. In the ICC T20 World Cup 2014, India will clash with Pakistan tomorrow. In Afghanistan, the heavy bombings carried out by the terrorists have left many people dead and several others have got injured. Hats off to you, sir. You grade people just by looking at their faces. That Pappu Singh. He discovered that we have discovered he doesn't have a contractor's license. Sir. Yes, sir. We just left the site. Yes. No. I assure you. We will inspect all the brick kilns. Surely. I'm going in person to deal with the Haryana issue. Yes, sir. Thank you. Jai Hind. -Listen. -Yes, sir. Get the file signed by me and give it to ADM sir. -Okay. -He'll review it. -Very well, sir. -All right. Tomorrow morning we will leave for Faridabad. -Rampal. Be ready. -Yes. Okay, sir. Sir. -Sir, my son has come home. -Okay. -He wants to meet you. -Siddharth? -Yes, sir. -How is he? He's fine, sir. How is his IAS preparation going on? -Sir, his preparation is going well. -Okay. He's also doing it from Unacademy at old Rajendranagar. He said the teachers there are very good and they give good guidance. They are always available to clear whatsoever doubts. He also said something else. What was it? Yes. One-to-one mentorship, sir. Okay. Good. Tell him to appear for as many tests as he can. There are more than forty tests. And he should be very good at Ethics. Sure, sir. Sir, you will be going via Delhi, right? You got that invitation, remember? You should go, sir. You get charred in these sweltering kilns every day, sir. Your family won't mind seeing one good selfie of yours for a change I'm sure. Who is it? Since you're not preparing, I thought you might be teaching. But I know all the teachers. Then I came to know that you grade answer sheets. Please grade mine as well. Who told you that I live here? Once I make an acquaintance, I'm quick to find out that person's address. You see, I have my spies everywhere. Good for you and your spies. But where do you think you're barging in? Cigarette smoking is injurious to health. You know that, right? I know. Now, will you leave? Bhaiya, please grade my answer sheet. Nobody will do it for free. And I'm not employed yet. It's my father who is after my life to pursue UPSC. Your father's mere wish won't make you an IAS officer. That's what I've been telling him. That one should also know one's limitations before aspirations. But he's just not listening. Then what do I do? Should I go and convince him? Take your tiffin and go from here. Come on. Get going. When Dalhousie was being discussed, no one talked about his civil reforms. How he had made life miserable for landlords. We keep accusing the British Raj all the time of having looted our country. But our country is being looted even today. We are being exploited even today. The poor suffered then too and they are suffering even now. No nation is perfect. Its flaws need to be rectified. And not counted. Forget it. You won't understand. I don't want to change the world. I just want a government job. If you could check my sheet just once, it would assure my father that UPSC is not my cup of tea. Then grade it yourself and show him. There's no way he'll find out. No, bhaiya. My father trusts me a lot. I can't break his trust. I'm leaving this tiffin and the answer sheet here. Take a look if you feel like it. I'm going. Dad. Greetings. Greetings. We fed you nice ghee-laden food and sent you in great shape. I hope you have not lost weight. Losing weight is a trend these days. How are you, dad? I'm fine, son. Nothing to worry about. Since we hadn't spoken in a long time, your mother was worried. But I told her you might be busy. You might be thinking about what to do ahead. And, son, you'll come home during this harvest season, won't you? It's been ages since we celebrated any festival with you. Kusum's family has been asking. They're hoping for both of you to get married this Baisakhi. But you don't worry, son. Yes. And whatever is your decision, I shall convey the same to them. You want to know my decision, dad? I'm still clueless as to what the question is. Do you remember, son? As a child, you used to get very less marks when you were in school. The reason being you used to get stuck on one question. And remember what I used to tell you? That, son, if you don't understand the question, then just move on. There are many more questions to be solved. You're right, dad. And listen, please give my regards to mom too. Okay, then. Take care of yourself, dad. After the recent conflict between China and Japan, the Chinese troops are now eyeing the volcanic islands situated on the East China Sea side. You missed the aim! This territory is known for its marine wealth and underground resources. In this matter, the foreign embassy... Why don't you try? And other international organizations have been putting immense pressure. To ease the tension between both countries... Were you so eager to insult me that you couldn’t even wait the whole night? The information and support... Kyoto Protocol, Global Summits, The Great Game, World Bank IMF Report, you know everything by heart? Information is my oxygen. I like to keep track of world news. I get my daily GK dose from the newspaper. All day long, when I'm running around with my tiffin amidst aspirants, I keep my eyes and ears open. Bhim ji's radio is always there. Both countries have been advised to open peace talks and resolve issues. I read your answer sheet. The Prime Minister, in his meeting with the National Security Council today... I've given you a zero. I already knew that. Anyway, good riddance. Listen. I usually ask people why they want to become an IAS officer. Seeing your answer sheet, I'm confused. Why don't you want to pursue IAS? You know what? In all these months in this city, I've not come across such an answer sheet till now. But, bhaiya, didn't you say that... The answer is incorrect because the question is something else. Look here. Come close. The answer is absolutely right. Just understand the question correctly. Had you really given in to your limitations, you would have never studied this hard. Your face wouldn't have dropped upon getting a zero. Do you know? Sometimes aspirants themselves do not know that they are an aspirant. You should pursue UPSC. The heavy bombing by the terrorists in Afghanistan has... Will you grade my sheets in exchange for the tiffin? So, then where do I come? To your place? Bhim ji. What time does Mr. Verma come to the coaching centre? Mr. Verma had called me for the evaluator's job. Wait for two minutes. He'll be here. Hello. My name is Sandeep Ohlan. Give me a second, sir. -Hi, sir. Welcome to Unacademy. -Hi. This is our new centre for UPSC. -I see. -Please come with me. Thank you. -I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. -No problem. UPSC aspirants will get six attempts from now on. That's right. It's big news for all those who aspire to clear the UPSC and dream of it. Two more attempts. Previously, four were allowed. Now, it's six. UPSC has allowed it now...", [संगीत] डेफिनेशन जानते हो सीधा ट्रांसफर कर देता है फोन तो मलिक के पास राहत है साहब वो कम के समय नहीं मिलता वो क्या है ना साहब की कम के समय अगर फोन दे देंगे तो कम धंधा छोड़ कर के ये सब फोन रिकॉर्डिंग है विष्णु कौन है हमारा चलो कोई बात नहीं भेजो नहीं आता ट्रांसफर 6000 में गुजर हो जाता है आप लोग का करना पड़ता है साहब ताकि मलिक दयालु है उधर दे देते अलग से उसके बदले थोड़ा ज्यादा कम करना पड़ता है [संगीत] सिविल सर्वेंट को धमकी दे रहे हो वांटेड लेबर एक्ट 1976 3 साल की सजा और पेनल्टी अलग से आपके जो तीन कर लोग बता रहे हो ना इकट्ठा करके रखो साहब [संगीत] भट्ट सीस करवाइए [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] संदीप भैया वो आंसर सीट चेक की है क्या विशाल चौथ और आखिरी का टेंपरेचर इनकी संख्याओं के चक्कर में ना हमारी लघु संकट अट जाति है भाई अरे बोलो भाई अरे मिस्टर हां बोलो क्या बात है अंकल के लिए आंसर सीट दीजिए यहां कर सिटी के बाद भी दाल नहीं गाल रहा हमारा तुमको मूल्यांकन का पड़ा है भैया का सिस्टम फिर हैंग हुआ पड़ा है चलो जो और सुनो क्या कहते हैं कैमरा हमारा दरवाजा हमारा तो एंट्री फीस लगेगी अगली बार आओगे ना तो डीबीसी लेक आना एक प्लेट चलो निकालो क्या महाराज कागज पत्र लेट क्यों हो जब चेक नहीं करना होता पता है ना प्रदेश के कौन है कौन ऐसे लोग कितना उम्मीद लेकर आते हैं प्रज्ञा नगरी में हैं [संगीत] संदीप तो बाहर गया हुआ है जी आता है तो फोन करते हैं कल पर कल हमें दाद देते हैं अरे यूपीएससी का अटेंप्ट खत्म हुआ है जिंदगी नहीं हमें देखो कर हफ्ते में ना 14 एग्जाम फेल कर चुके हैं और चेहरे पे चमक बरकरार है और तुम कर महीने से ऐसे पड़े हो थोड़ा बाहर निकालो मोटिवेशन लो हमसे यार अच्छा सुनो लतिका जी के साथ घूमने का प्रोग्राम बना है संगम घाट जाएंगे हेलो लतिका जी फोटो भेजें हैं देखें यहां कंपटीशन की तैयारी का प्रेशर बहुत राहत है [संगीत] कोई देवदास हो जाता है और आप क्या बनोगे इसका फैसला सिर्फ समय के पास है लतिका जी फिलहाल तो अपने पास अगर कुछ है तो एक जोड़ी पुरानी चप्पल सेकंड हैंड खरीदी कुछ किताबें मूल्यांकन को तरसती आंसर सीट और टांग गलियों छोटे मकान के बैंड करों में सांस लेते कुछ अधूरे सपना [संगीत] उम्मीद से भरे तो कुछ ना उम्मीदें की सवालों [संगीत] इन सब में आम क्या है कुकर की ट में निरंतर आवाज देती एक किट जो यह बताती है की यहां मूल्यांकन आपकी आंसर सीट पर लिखे जवाबों का नहीं बल्कि आपके अंदर के सर्वाइवल इंस्टन का है [संगीत] संदीप बाबू बड़े दोनों बाद यहां का पानी रस ए गया है लगता है आपको लगे हाथों वर्मा जी से बात कर लीजिए मूल्यांकन के लिए आदमी खोज रहे हैं आप भी तो चेक करते हैं ना बच्चों की कॉपी [संगीत] अरे बढ़िया हो जाएगा और हमें भी रेगुलर कस्टमर मिल जाएगा पुरी भाजी लगा डन बिल्कुल फ्रेश है ना वैसे भी कुछ महीने बस रुक जो तारीख ए गई सनी में टाइम लगता है सवाल है की मॉडर्न भारत के निर्माण में डलहौजी के योगदान को क्रिटिकल एनालाइज करना है क्रिटिकल तुम यहां गुणगान कराए हो तो ये नंबर मिलन था इस पर लेकिन चाचा उनका कंट्री भूषण भी तो था यह अपना कम्युनिकेशन एजुकेशन ये अपना सिंचाई पीडी ये सब भी तो दिया है ना जानते हो बाबू तुम लोग का ना प्रिपरेशन का सबसे अच्छा यही है की तुम लोग सैंपल आंसर छाप दे रहा है मैन मॉडर्न इंडिया में करप्शन की नीव किसने डाली डालोजी ने भाई का जीना हराम करके रख दिया था लावारिस का वारिस बैंड कर ब्रिटिश राज्य झांसी आया सुभद्रा कुमारी चौहान के खिलाफ हिंदी मध्य वाला जुलूस पे जुलूस निकले हुए हैं लेकिन बाजी कौन करने जा रहा है इंग्लिश मीडियम वाला किसके करण डलहौजी करण लेकिन वह है हमारा देश पूरा हिल स्टेशन उसके नाम पे रख दिए हैं डलहौजी बात तो सही का रहे हो [संगीत] बाबू ऐसा है हमारा इस का टाइम कितनी सो चुका है तुम्हारा बच्चा है ना तो समझो अरे समझ तो तने ना ए रही है बैठे बैठे लड़कों को आजादी की जंग लाडवा रहे हैं इंफ्रास्ट्रक्चर के कांटेक्ट में पूछे गए सवाल में देशभक्ति क्यों मिला रहे हैं देशभक्ति नहीं है फैक्ट्स है श्रीमान ये पोस्ट ऑफिस रेलवे सब देश लूटने के औजार थे हमारा माल लंदन पहुंचाना था तो पोर्ट सिटी इस तक जाके रेलवे लाइन बढ़ा दी हमारे क्रांतिकारी की खुफिया खबरें स्कॉटलैंड यार्ड पहचाने थी तो टेलीग्राम ले आए इतिहास में हमारा हमें ज्ञान एन समझाइए गुरु ज्ञानचंद बातें हां तो आप बड़ा कलेक्टर बने घूम रहे हैं पहले अपने साइकिल से नीली बत्ती तक का सफर ते कर लीजिए उसके बाद हमें सवाल समझाइए इधर देखो जी [संगीत] यूपीएससी के तीन मेंस हर एक इंटरव्यू दे चुके हैं जिनका घर स्टेशन के बगल में होता है समझे [संगीत] संदीप वह हमारे निबंध का मूल्यांकन कर दीजिए ना एक हफ्ते के ऊपर हो गया है और यह आखरी अटेंड है इस बार नहीं हुआ ना भैया तो घर पर क्या जवाब देंगे [संगीत] भाभी से मिलने पिया मिलन चौक जा रहे हैं डीवीसी बना बहुत गजब था हम तो दोनों प्लेट गैप कर गए और हां तुम्हारा 39 वाला मोबाइल रिचार्ज कर दिया है बात कर लेना अपने पिताजी से नमस्कार यह आकाशवाणी का समाचार संध्या कार्यक्रम है और आज के प्रमुख समाचारों में प्रधानमंत्री ने आज राष्ट्रीय सुरक्षा परिषद की बैठक की है इस बैठक में देश की सुरक्षा और अंत व्यापारिक मामलों पर विचार विमर्श होने की उम्मीद है उत्तर प्रदेश में पुलिस ने एक बड़े तस्करी दाल को खंडे किया है इस ऑपरेशन में कई लोगों से रोजगार किया गया है और बड़ी मंत्र में नसे की दवाई का राष्ट्रीय आपदा प्रबंधन प्राधिकरण में उत्तराखंड में पड़ी है बात की चेतावनी जारी है और सुरक्षा स्थान पर बने वाले लोगों को तत्परता से आवश्यकता को कहा गया है हाल में कल विधानसभा चुनाव के नतीजा की अपट्ट के मंत्रीगणनाचार्य ने [संगीत] [संगीत] ए [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] एक बार [संगीत] पप्पू सिंह उसको पता चल गया था क्या हमें पता ग गया है की उसके पास ठेकेदार का लाइसेंस नहीं है अभी जी तो के जांच करेंगे बिल्कुल रामपाल आपसे मिलन छह रहा था [संगीत] का रहा था बड़े अच्छे टीचर मिले हैं अच्छे से गाइड करते हैं कोई भी परेशानी हो क्या का रहा था हां जरूरी [संगीत] को दिखाने के लिए [संगीत] तैयारी नहीं कर रहे होंगे आप लेकिन हम तो सारे टीचर्स को जानते हैं अरे की एस्पिरेशन से पहले इमिटेशन भी पता हनी चाहिए ना लेकिन वो मानते ही नहीं है यहां से चल चल रे फॉर्म की तो बात ही नहीं की कैसे उसने जमींदारों के नाक में दम कर दिया था अब हम तो ब्रिटिश साम्राज्य को इतनी गलियां देते रहते हैं की ये लूट वो लूट लेकिन ल तो अभी भी चल रही है ना शोषण तो अभी भी हो रहा है गरीब तब भी पीस रहा है तुम्हारे पापा को भी तसल्ली हो जाति की उनकी बेटी के लिए ना या यूपीएससी दूर है नहीं भैया हमारे पापा पर बहुत भरोसा करते हैं ऐसे तोड़ नहीं सकते उनका भरोसा [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] तो नहीं हो गया ना आजकल तो फैशन में चल रहे हैं बाबू सब ठीक है बेटा चिंता की कोई बात नहीं हो गए थे तेरी अम्मा परेशान हो रही तो मैंने कहीं के कम में ग रहा होगा आगे की करना है का देते हैं तो [संगीत] बाकी तू परेशान हो गया [संगीत] तो सवाल के [संगीत] बचपन में पढ़ाई में तेरे नंबर कम क्यों मारे थे क्योंकि तुम एक ही सवाल पैदा करेगा [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] ठीक है बाबू [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] जापान द्वारा इनफॉरमेशन ऑक्सीजन है हमारा देश दुनिया में इंटरेस्ट रखना है हम ₹3 की अखबार से हमारा जीके का दो हो जाता है और दिन भर यह जो टिफिन लेकर एस्पायरेंट्स के बीच घूमते हैं आंख और कान खुला रहते हैं हमारे और भीम जी का रेडियो नंबर दिए [संगीत] समझ में नहीं ए रहा है [संगीत] तुझे पता है [संगीत] [संगीत] पर भैया आप तो का रहे थे की सवाल कुछ और है यह देख इधर [संगीत] जवाब बिल्कुल सही है [संगीत] [संगीत] तो कहां है घर पर भीम जी वर्मा जी कितने बजे मिलेंगे कोचिंग में [संगीत] [संगीत] बुलाया था [संगीत] हेलो सर [संगीत] न्यू सेंटर पर यूपीएससी प्लीज आई एम सो सॉरी [संगीत] ने दिए सिविल सर्विसेज रेस्पिरेट्स को प्राप्त दो अतिरिक्त मौके कर से बढ़कर किया गए छह अटेम्प्ट्स सरकार ने दिन मंजूर है [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] संदीप भैया कर सकते हैं 6uQjltx5eH0,POV: You Are A Biker | #GajjabBejjatiHai #TVF #Shorts,2023-06-27T14:25:16Z,PT24S,152919,6091,23,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uQjltx5eH0,, अरे तुम आओ यार तुम तो हम ए रहे हैं अच्छा एक खुशखबरी देना है आपको [संगीत] अरे बधाई हो क्या नाम रखें है लाला का प्लैटिना [संगीत] _dsSzmFy8gA,Sandeep Bhaiya | Official Trailer | Streaming now on YouTube | TVF,2023-06-26T09:30:21Z,PT2M35S,5735572,248085,8967,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dsSzmFy8gA," Do you understand the importance of Prayag Nagri? The confluence of the rivers, Ganga and Jamuna. It has been the birthplace of the first prime minister of the country and the great leader of the century. This place used to be called the IAS factory once upon a time. Sandeep Bhaiya, did you evaluate my answer sheet yet? I can't clear it even after four attempts. And you care about the evaluation. Bhaiya's system isn't working again. You failed in the UPSC attempt. Not life. I have heard a lot about him. He is from Prayagraj. He even used to work in tiffin services. Why do you have to come to my shop to distribute these leaflets? Bheem, I will take all your customers. Get it? I thought you must be teaching as you are not preparing for the exam. And then I found out that you evaluate mark sheets. Please check mine as well. I used to ask everyone why they want to become an IAS officer. But after checking your mark sheet, I don't understand why you don't want to become an IAS officer. Bhaiya, how will I manage the time? Whether or not the aspirant learns how to manage time, time makes the aspirant manage somehow. You have an interesting perspective. Do you want to become a full-time faculty? I think we will have to impose a blockade again. What's going on here? We have the written exam on Sunday. You are talking about Railways. -We have the Prelims. -Yes. That's right. -Won't it be possible? -No. -Give it to me in writing. -Very good. Keep up this attitude. Civil Services is in desperate need of people like you. Do you want to fill out the form? If you want to change your destiny, then running a sprint of 50 or 100 metres won't help. You have to run a marathon. Do you know that people who are close to achieving it are the ones who often miss it? UPSC is like a ghost. You shouldn't chase it. It might end up chasing you all your life. Are you filling out the form again? Stop it! Why are you going on and on about the exam! Do you think it's a joke? I am not going to prepare for it. Sandeep Bhaiya is dead. Don't ever make your failures your comfort zone.", प्रज्ञा नगरी का महत्व समझते गंगा जमुना का संगम देश के पहले प्रधानमंत्री से लेकर साड़ी के महानायक तक सबकी जन्म भूमि रही है एक समय था जब इस की फैक्ट्री कहा जाता था [संगीत] हमारा तुमको मूल्यांकन का पड़ा है भैया का सिस्टम फिर हैंग हुआ पड़ा है अरे यूपीएससी का अटेंप्ट खत्म हुआ है जिंदगी नहीं इनके बड़े में बहुत सोना है टिफिन सर्विस का भी कम ठाणे के लिए हमारी दुकान में आना होता है क्या भीम जी समझे तैयारी नहीं कर रहे तो हमें लगा पढ़ते होंगे आप फिर हमें पता चला की मूल्यांकन करते हैं आप हमारा भी कर दीजिए ना प्लीज मैं आज तक सबसे [संगीत] लगता है इस बार फिर जाम करना पड़ेगा [संगीत] [संगीत] स्टेशन के बगल में होता है [संगीत] पलट के मत देखना पीछे पद जाएगा तुम्हारा [संगीत] [संगीत] DaTbDpaN094,"Gajjab Bejjati Hai ft. Aasif Khan, Faisal Malik, Chandan Roy | The Viral Fever",2023-06-21T06:33:34Z,PT13M59S,7008300,156800,6145,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaTbDpaN094,," Yes. Hey. Did they reach? No.They are coming. Okay. Where is Parmeshwar? Is that your daughter? The one wearing a yellow frock. She is running fast. -What are you saying, Vikas? -Where did Parmeshwar go? Parmeshwar is also coming. He went to his marital home with his wife to enjoy the special treatment. He is returning from halfway. He gave me the responsibility and I am fulfilling it. Do you know that the guest is a mobile time bomb? If there is any disruption, Phulera and Phadauli would be destroyed. Just come here. You are impossible. No. I am coming. Well, I want to give you good news. Look at this. Congratulations. What did you name your son? Platina. How dare you lie down there like that? Where else could I sit? The chair there is broken. It shakes if I sit on it. Move it. -Move it. -I will make the sherbet and be back. He speaks way too much. Hey, Mantu. Where did you go about stepping on shit wearing your slippers? Had Parmeshwar been here, he would have broken your legs. Right? Get out. Wearing the slippers inside is not good. Get it? Hey. I ordered it fresh from the market. -Here you go. -That's amazing. Don't you have buttermilk? Buttermilk? Check. Check if there is buttermilk. Let it be. Get the watermelon sliced instead. -Get the watermelon sliced. -Get the seeds out as well. Parmeshwar is not there. So, I am there to serve you. You got married to Parmeshwar's daughter. So, you are the son-in-law of our village, right? Right? I couldn't serve you well during the wedding. That's okay. I will get served properly this time. -Buttermilk. -No. I don't want to have it. I was just simply enquiring. Hmm. Give me the yellow one. Is everything good at home? What about the chair that you took from the wedding? -Show it to me. -See. This is a scam. It's a technique. Place a new dosa between the sweets. The thing is that the plate should look full. Right? -Hmm. -Get it? No. This is not a scam. What are you saying? Is it laced with silver then? Have it. He won't have expired sweets. Forget it. I will get fresh sweets for you. Right? There is always something wrong with sweets at your marital home. They were less the last time. This time, they are rotten. Greetings, guest. Give it to me. -Here you go. -Look at this. -They are here. -Hmm. Fresh sweets are here. Here you go. Here you go. Have it. -Please have it. -Let it be. What I asked for hasn't come yet. Watermelon. My mood has changed now. I feel like having a betel leaf. Listen. It's so hot. Where can we go in so much heat? As if you have installed an AC here. Anyway, I feel like having it now. Okay. I will get betel leaves. -Okay. -There is no point in it. It will become loose by the time you get it here. Yes. You are right. The real fun of having a betel leaf is at the shop. Come. I will take you. One minute! Listen. The road is so bad that the banrakas somehow got saved from falling. Let it be. Get it here. -Keep sitting, please. -That's why I bought Platina. It won't skid at all. There is ABS in it. What is there? I mean there is an emergency brake system. The pothole doesn't come announced that it's approaching. Even if it comes, the bike will stop immediately. Don't worry about that. Oh no. -Come. -Listen to me. You must have been so tired as you had a long journey. You might fall sick. Please keep sitting here. The betel leaf will come. There won't even be a jerk. It's a comfortable bike. -Hey. -The betel leaf shop is nearby. What is your problem? Why are you telling him about the emergency brake? Do you know about the emergency brake or not? They are like crazy bulls. What if they go and hit someone? He went away and put me in trouble. Hey. I will take care of it. -Which one is it? Platina? -Yes. The colour is amazing. My wife selected it. Hey, son-in-law. Please sit at the back and travel like a king. -Vikas will ride nicely. -Yes. -What happened? -Take it off. -Take it off. -What? -The cover. -No, brother! One minute, guest. The cover hasn't been taken off the TV, remote at home yet. Even the film with HD quality is blurry. Please understand. My wife will throw me out of the house. She won't let me take off the cover. Son-in-law, please wear your crown. Please wear the crown. That's right. -Give another crown. -Give it to me. I will make you wear it. Here you go. Let's go. Be careful. I have fastened the seatbelt for you. -Hey. -Yes. Does he know how to ride the bike? -Does he know how to ride the bike? -Does he? He is the best driver in the whole neighbourhood. You know that there is no one like him. Guest, since when have you been riding a bike? It's been a week or two. Have faith in me. Please ride carefully. -How can I be more careful? I said have faith in me. -No. Okay. I was just saying so. There is a pothole. That's what I wanted you to be careful about. You had to stop there. We left the shop behind. I feel like riding now. It's a lot of fun. I will take a turn from ahead. Have faith in me. Guest, do you see all the bricks? All of them belong to your father-in-law. It will all belong to me. -Have faith in me. -Yes. I have faith. The streets are so bad here. They are fine. They aren't... Are they fine? Your name means growth, right? Do you work at the village council? Who will make this place grow? Do it. I would have got the road made if it was in my hands. What are you doing? We would have met with an accident now. I could have been severely hurt. I asked you to ride carefully so many times. But no. You kept asking me to have faith in you. Keep your faith with you. Why are you screaming? Nothing happened. What do you mean by nothing happened? What would you have done if something happened? Get down. Let me ride. No one will say anything to you. The whole village will blame me. You said that there is ABS in it. That is exactly why we got saved now. Does that permit you to ride recklessly? I asked you to ride carefully. This wouldn't have happened then. You should respect the honour you are getting. And please understand our situation as well. Abhishek sir was right about you that you are an ass... That was rather humiliating. Vikas, take care of this situation. Son-in-law, Vikas may speak loudly. But his emotions are pure. And you are a married man. Right? Think about that. What if something happened to you? Doesn't your safety matter? Guest, I spoke too much out of anger. The thing is that the bike is new and I couldn't suppress my emotions. Please forget about the fight. Brother, you were humiliated in front of everyone. -What about it? -He is going on about humiliation. It's humiliating when people are involved. -There was no one else there. -Yes. -Was anyone else there? -No. -Will you tell anyone about it? -No. Never. I swear on God. Here you go. When they won't tell anyone about it, we won't tell your in-laws about it as well. Then how would it be humiliating at your in-laws' place? Please come with me, son-in-law. -Please come. -Please don't be upset. -Here you go. Have the betel leaf first. Open your mouth. -Open your mouth. -That's amazing. All the seeds -Please come. of the watermelon has been taken out for you. Right? -Please sit. -One minute. Let me feed watermelon to the guest first. -Yes. -Please have it. -Yes. One minute. Sit here. -Hey, wait. -Please sit here. -No. Go inside. You are interfering and creating trouble again. He is the guest of the house. He will sit on the terrace if he likes. He will sit on the tree or the chest if he likes. He won't sit if he doesn't want to. Please sit. Son-in-law, please come inside. No. You are the son-in-law. You should sit here. -Please come inside. -No. Please sit here. Call my father." VGw098RC8nM,Best of TVF Dads | #TheViralFathers,2023-06-17T06:35:04Z,PT1M46S,158684,4142,148,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGw098RC8nM,, हां पीने के लिए कुछ मांगूंगा मेरे पे शक्कर नहीं मेरे पे दूध नहीं मेरे में चाय पट्टी बिल्कुल नहीं तो फिर पंजीरी खाओ क्यों खाओ बेटा अब बोलो [हंसी] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] उनके लिए कैसी ज्यादा छोड़कर जाएंगे जहां की उन्हें सिर्फ खुशी मिले [संगीत] [हंसी] [संगीत] [संगीत] peyGVXW_y6c,Things Boys Want | #TVF #Shorts #Gullak,2023-06-13T07:34:57Z,PT49S,260267,19533,106,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peyGVXW_y6c,, [संगीत] कड़ी थी तभी बकरा थी कभी टेढ़ी थी कभी [संगीत] आंकड़े थी थोड़ी लकड़ी थी पर लपक के हमने पकड़ी थी थोड़ी गली थी थोड़ी ड्राई थी कभी ना सी थी कभी है थी| N9LmK3J5cKQ,This is the Best Relation | #Panchayat #Shorts #TVF,2023-06-10T08:04:15Z,PT27S,828832,32919,62,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9LmK3J5cKQ,, आज हमको भिखारी बोले हैं कल रिंकी को बोलेंगे ऐसे परिवार में डॉगी अपनी बेटी [संगीत] रहेंगे [संगीत] CjESfnros-k,Kuch Zimmedaariyon Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai | #TVF #Gullak #Shorts,2023-06-09T06:30:09Z,PT52S,688608,41087,177,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjESfnros-k,, जब जिंदगी यादों की गुल्लक थी गुल्लक थी [संगीत] गुल्लक थी जब जिंदगी यादों की थी बड़े साड़ी जिम्मेदारी भी उठा लेंगे [संगीत] अच्छी नहीं [संगीत] zQg_I6j-Gaw,Ulta Chor Kothwal Ko Daatein | #Brothers #TVF #Shorts,2023-06-04T15:25:02Z,PT47S,120173,3534,24,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQg_I6j-Gaw,, अब मुझे क्या मिलेगा मदद के बदले कोई कुछ मांगता है क्या आप भी तो पापा की दुकान में मदद करने की सैलरी लेते हो मैं पैसे थोड़ी मांग रहा हूं मैं तो सिर्फ आपकी बाइक की क्या बाइक क्या बाइक की किरण मांग रहा हूं कितना अच्छा कलर है उसका स्कूटी में डालूंगा ये हां ये [संगीत] ठीक है अच्छा सुन भाई हुकुम थोड़ा स्कूटी से ना जाना कम कर दे पैदल चला कर [संगीत] sLfhLsFSsPI,Yeh Meri Family New Season - Sneak Peek | All Episodes Streaming Now On Amazon miniTV | TVF,2023-05-26T06:31:41Z,PT3M11S,113289,1896,110,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLfhLsFSsPI,, क्या हुआ बताओ ऐसा नहीं है की मैं कुछ पढ़ कर नहीं जाति एग्जाम में सवाल देखकर सारे जवाब भूल जाति [संगीत] हाथों में पसीना आने लगता है आप भी हंस रहे [संगीत] तुमको भी हाथ में पसीना आता है [संगीत] एग्जाम के टाइम पर इतना पसीना आता था [संगीत] [संगीत] इंजीनियरिंग में ना फर्स्ट एयर मैच में मैं फेल हो गया था 100 में 19 नंबर आए थे [संगीत] क्यों झूठ बोलूंगा [संगीत] [संगीत] पापा तो चाचा चौधरी है ही नहीं पापा तो दिमाग से साबुन शिकारी करना है [हंसी] [संगीत] 06m9ydIvwL4,Yeh Meri Family New Season Is Winning Hearts | #TVF #Shorts #YehMeriFamily,2023-05-24T12:23:28Z,PT30S,58069,2033,10,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06m9ydIvwL4,, [संगीत] हर चुनौती में छुपा होता है एक मौका अपनी मर्जी करने का स्कूल को रिप्रेजेंट करूंगा [संगीत] हैं [संगीत] iZ5WHR66nH8,Bas Aisa Ek Dost Chahiye | #Shorts #Gullak #TVF,2023-05-23T12:07:14Z,PT23S,945438,37740,93,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ5WHR66nH8,, हम मां एक दो घंटे खड़े रहे फिर हमने फोन निकालो देखा फोन की बैटरी खत्म हो गई थी फिर हम क्या चले चले चलते गए वह तो कहो पुलिया पे लकी मिल गया तो छोड़ के आया हमको लेकिन वो तो अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड का बर्थडे है उसको पता है उसने ब्रेकअप किया छोड़ के गया हमको रो रहा था स्कूटी चलते वक्त ऐसे दोस्त हैं jkyARuRrQrE,"Gulband | Music Video |@javedali, Nilotpal Bora & Avinash Chouhan | Yeh Meri Family New Season | TVF",2023-05-20T05:41:08Z,PT3M9S,113987,2725,212,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyARuRrQrE,, आप कुछ बोलेंगे या ऐसे मुंह में बर्फ जमा खड़े रहेंगे कुछ पूछ रही है बता क्या खेल रही हो यह कौन सा [संगीत] धूप के बड़े हैं [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] देखो ठंड का मौसम [संगीत] [संगीत] बहुत प्यारी लगती है [संगीत] हमने बाकी मासूम से भी यूं ही सांवरिया [संगीत] [संगीत] है गुल बैंड का मौसम [संगीत] देखो ठंड का मौसम [संगीत] आया देखो ठंड का मौसम [संगीत] 27CqzEKvK9I,Yeh Meri Family | New Season | Official Trailer | Streaming Now on Amazon miniTV | The Viral Fever,2023-05-15T11:31:35Z,PT2M16S,802372,14932,1068,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27CqzEKvK9I,," Ritika, what are you doing? Ritika? Dad? Rishi! If you let him do mischief, this donkey will sleep like a horse. Decide. Am I a donkey or a horse? She was calling me a monkey The winter of 1994 has begun. But relationships are always heating up in this house. Ritika! Oh, Aishwarya Rai! Have you made your bed yet or should I come? Rishi! Its so cold hence I made her blanket a little warm. I want my own room mom! Nobody personally owns anything. Everybody owns everything in this house. Exams are around the corner. She hasn't prepared at all. Why don’t you teach Ritika? And what do you talk to her? Just four words. Yes, oh, fine, okay! Ritika, what are you playing? What else should I play, Dad? There’s no cable in this house. You get a top-5 rank in your exams, we'll get cable for you. What? Ritika! Go and bring paneer and 2 kgs of fresh peas. Can I take Dad’s scooter? Can I slap you instead? When I look at the questions in the exam papers I start sweating. Your ears turn red too? Both of them! One lacks focus, the other one is mischievous He did a blast in the chemistry lab. We will experiment in labs only, right? Teacher is dumb. Rishi! If you want to back answer, do it with your results. Not with your tongue! The season was winter but there was warmth in relations. When you appear for your engineering entrance exam, write with this. The matter used to get worse, only to get better! You look so cute when you are sick! I am proud of you child! A reason to tickle your life, A new season of Yeh Meri Family." 0nx6DZu4l44,School Friend Ka Farewell ft. Sufiyan Junaid and Varun Buddhadev,2023-05-05T11:42:13Z,PT11M30S,1228567,12076,375,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nx6DZu4l44,," Dhruv! We're shifting to Delhi tomorrow. Did you tell Kabir about it? No, mom. -I didn't tell Kabir that we're shifting to Delhi. -Shall I tell him then? No! Please don't tell him. Swear on dad for me. If you love dad, then you won't tell Kabir about it. -Okay. Go and tell him. And come back home soon. -Okay, mom. Bye. Hey, Dhanno. Where were you? -You tell me. Look at this. -Nothing much, bro. -Other kids have started playing at our spot. -Forget it. We have passed our 10th exam. Our time to play is gone. We are mature boys now. And you know what mature people do. -Invest in mutual funds? -No, bro. They do cycling without using their hands. They have stuffed bread in the evening with a lot of chilly. And they sneak out at night by placing a pillow under the blanket. -We will also sneak out now. -But, bro. I won't be able to do all this. -Why, bro? -My parents were saying that... Don't worry about your parents. We are now independent. -We just need rupees 200 from them. -Yes. That's fine but... I mean I am going to Delhi with my family tomorrow. So, you can take rupees 200 after you return. When will you come back? I don't know. Almost... -I mean... -What do you mean you don't know? For how long will you roam around Delhi? -Five days? -No. Five weeks? You are going to Delhi for five months. Dhruv, what is your mom saying? That you are going to Delhi for five years? And yes. She doesn't even love your dad. Kabir, listen to me. Kabir! Kabir, it's been 10 minutes. Please open the door. And stop crying. -Boys don't cry. Okay? -So, you were not crying? But men do. Anyway, I knew such a time would come. When you have to choose between your dad and real father. Call your dad and refuse him. No, bro. You don't know how many times I refused to go to Delhi. -Did you cry in front of him? -More than Neha Kakkar. -Did you get slapped? -More than Taapsee. -What about emotional blackmail? -More than you. I thought that he'd agree now. After all, I am his only son. But I was wrong. You have an illegitimate brother as well? No, bro. Dad is emotionless. Not characterless. I tried everything. Nothing can happen now. Then only one option is left. -Your dad will be hurt but... -Hey, no! -I can't murder him. -Have you lost your mind? I was talking about you living here. My mom wanted a younger sister for me anyway. Grow your hair and you will be the perfect fit. -Come. Wear a wig then. Come on. -No, man! -I must go to Delhi. You can't stop me. -Why can't I stop you, bro? Did you even wonder what will happen to you without me in Delhi? You were even scared to clear your doubts in the Maths class. I used to raise my hand and pose the question. Our parents used to say that it's fun after the 10th exam. And now, that time has come. And you... That's great, bro. When you came from Dehradun, you had a friend. -What was his name? Yes. Saurav Suman. -Saurav Suman. Saurav and you are still in touch, right? Both of you are still friends. So? We will also remain friends, right? And have faith in our friendship. Okay? Come. Let's go out. -Come on. -You go. I will follow. Okay. Come fast. Well, aunt, I shall take your leave. Stay back here. Even you are like my son. Here. Pick out the peas. You just have to give me rupees 2000 a month. -What are you saying? -Okay. You can give me rupees 1900. Aunt, I will miss Kabir a lot. Why don't you send him to Delhi with me? There are good medical colleges there as well as coaching centres. They are here as well. What's the need to go to Delhi for that? Didn't Kabir tell you? He has taken admission in Unacademy for NEET. I was going to surprise him. But he surprised me instead. When did you decide it? The day before yesterday. When you were calling me repeatedly and I was disconnecting the calls, I went to Unacademy class. I cleared my doubts like you and found a spot for me in the library. Who will I share my joke with now? Kabir, you will have so much to study that you won't even have the time to talk let alone joking. Well, aunt, he made the right decision. -I shall leave. -Okay then. We will come and meet you tonight. Okay? -Okay, aunt. -Okay. -I won't go. -I will slap you. Go and bid him farewell. You will start going to the coaching centre from tomorrow. And I will be busy settling down in Delhi. -So? -So, we should have the memory of me returning the money before leaving, right? Wait. I don't want such a memory with you. -Come. -Where to? Come on. Let's make a nice memory. Kiddo, give me the bat. Brother, play carefully. -That old man abused me. -What did he say? He said he won't return the ball. Even I couldn't stop myself from saying it. -Sorry. That's okay. We will play one ball and leave. Hey, give me the ball. Kabir and Dhruv, both of you won't mend your ways. -Dhruv, come. -Yes. I have to leave. No matter who you consider to be your dad, but I will always be your real father. Get it? Obviously, bro. -Bye. -Bye. Hey, what's up? Where are you? I am in a mess here. I mean... -Hey, guys. -Hey, guys. We hope you liked this video. If you did, then like and share it with your long-distance best friends. And tell them how much you miss them. Exactly. Guys, if you are also preparing for IIT JEE and NEET UG, go to your nearest Unacademy centre and get yourself enrolled. And learn from the best educator in your city. Regular tests and practice sessions are conducted there, right? How will my doubts be cleared then? You can clarify your doubts on Unacademy 24/7, bro. But if you still have a few questions, then you attend the dedicated doubt-solving sessions in the centre. The address of Unacademy centres are mentioned in the description box below. What if I miss a class? If you have missed your offline class, the recordings are available for the same. Wow. That's so cool. And, guys, if you want to consume more content like this, please subscribe to -The Viral Fever. -The Viral Fever." 9aN75lDObiU,Every Indian Dad at 6 PM | #TVF #Shorts #Panchayat,2023-04-27T11:09:11Z,PT29S,2316045,89538,404,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aN75lDObiU,, एक चाय बना दो ऑफिस गए थे ना चाय पीने पे इससे पहले दोनों में झगड़ा हो गया और पी लेंगे [संगीत] डब्बा कहां है o3bEf-A7dLE,Maa Ke Haath Ka Khaana is ❤️ | #TVF #KotaFactory #Shorts,2023-04-19T07:36:27Z,PT37S,183495,7641,42,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bEf-A7dLE,, [संगीत] हा है है ये है ना दाल खिचड़ी शुद्ध गी की बिना तेल वरना ठंडी हो जाएगी haGVvkNyFfw,Middle Class Family Ki House Planning | #Gullak #TVF #Shorts,2023-04-17T12:39:48Z,PT57S,1669674,74606,203,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haGVvkNyFfw,, हां पापा सही का रहे हो एक आदमी ने ए रहा है दूसरे को सना है जाना तो दिक्कत हो जाति है ना वैसे भी तुमको दिन में पांच मिनट पर जाना होता है अरे रुको हम बताते हैं देखो जीना इसे खड़ा नहीं जाएगा जब घूम के जाएगा पहले आएगा बाथरूम उसके बगल में लैट्रिन उसके बगल में रसोई लैट्रिन के बगल में रसोई बनोगे तुम यहां पे टाइल लगेंगे ऊपर और नीचे लकड़ी के अलमारियां लगेंगे और यहां आएगा बड़ा सा फिर से शुरुआत करते हैं बड़े घर हमारे बाबू जी नहीं बनवाया था एक-एक किट अपनी हाथ लगाओ बाबा ने तो छठ भी बनवाई थी कच्ची तुड़वा के लिमिटेड डलवा दिया था आपने बेकार सेंटी हो रहे हैं क्या अमिताभ बच्चन का पेट एकदम साफ करवा दिया था इरफान खान ने कहां करवाया था इंडियन में बहुत दिक्कत होगी घुटने कटोरी कटोरा हिल जाएंगे 2tRzACS849U,Backbencher Aur Unki Masti | #SKSirKiClass all episodes Out Now on YouTube | #TVF #Shorts,2023-04-13T09:27:34Z,PT27S,1682165,53321,86,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tRzACS849U,, सॉरी सर वो एक्स्ट्रा मार्कर होगा क्या उसे कर रहे हैं ना सर थैंक यू तो यह जो पूरा का पूरा मार्कर है नहीं लेकिन लव स्टोरी YriPsBYq9H4,Harsh Truth by Lavesh Bhai | #AngreziMatJhaad streaming on @TheScreenPatti | #TVF #Shorts,2023-04-11T12:04:42Z,PT45S,140846,3930,18,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriPsBYq9H4,, के संदीप क्या बोल रहा है यार ये इंग्लिश हिंदी में हम क्यों फैंस रहे हैं यार सुन रवि ये कर सेल्स करके ना लोगों को लगता है की दुनिया उनके आसपास घूम रही होती है ऐसा होता नहीं है पर तू संदीप तेरे जैसा ना बहुत सारे सेल्समेन ऑफ डी वीक सेल्समेन ऑफ डी बर्थ सेल्समेन ऑफ डी एयर बहुत देखें मैंने बहुत आए बहुत चले गए आज कहां है किसी को कुछ नहीं पता पिछले 10 साल में ना लाले बहुत सारे संदीपों के साथ मैंने चाय पी है उसे लिस्ट में अब तू भी आज [संगीत] चलते हिंदी वालों के पास गंवारों के पास B23ojGx5hww,Angrezi Sirf Language Nahi Hai💔| #AngreziMatJhaad Streaming On @TheScreenPatti | #Shorts #MayurMore,2023-04-10T11:07:56Z,PT35S,97271,3998,26,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B23ojGx5hww,, शुरू से देखा मैंने अंग्रेजी बोलती है ऐसी इज्जत मिलती है ऐसी इज्जत मिलती है ना जिसका कोई हिसाब ही नहीं है इस अंग्रेजी में थोड़ी सी गड़बड़ कर दूंगा आपकी जो बोलते हैं ना तेरे अंदर टैलेंट है तो मेहनत कर तू कर लगा घंटा कुछ नहीं होने वाला यार इतनी सेल्स करके जितनी भी इज्जत का माल हो तुम अंग्रेजन का [संगीत] tslTwg9kFFA,The efforts in this relationship ❤️ | #TankeshDiaries all episodes out now | #Shorts #TVF,2023-04-09T10:41:19Z,PT21S,159668,3721,5,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tslTwg9kFFA,, अरे मुकेश बाबा के वो साथ साल का बच्चा थोड़ी है हां 007 कोड होता है जेम्स बंद का बिल्ला नंबर 786 वैसा वाला और जेम्स बंद कौन है आप जानते हैं ना मैं आपको एक फोटो भेज रही हूं वो सूट पहने हुआ आदमी है वैसा अब टाइप कुछ बना दो यार केक पे और नीचे जीरो जीरो सेवन लिख दो हो जाएगा आपसे FGAjWr1Q1uE,The song which everyone loved | #TVF #YehMeriFamily #Shorts,2023-04-06T12:40:43Z,PT56S,180255,10509,116,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGAjWr1Q1uE,, रखकर ये याद मेरे मां के जोली में छोड़ कर यह यादों से हो जा हो ना जाना तू साथी उड़ता सा बादल होना जाना [संगीत] धागा ये टूटे ना है भगवान [संगीत] [संगीत] pXl4O8TvSgo,The lovely couple is here again | #TankeshDiaries all episodes out now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-04-05T13:06:21Z,PT48S,102280,2571,4,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXl4O8TvSgo,, विच इसे डी मोस्ट इंपॉर्टेंट दे ऑफ मी लाइफ तुमने 2 घंटे जाम के सोचा और तुमको यह आइडिया है हाउस पार्टी थीम क्या सोचती है तुमने की पार्टी करेंगे सूट पहन के हिट सेपरेट सीट एक रूचि सी वेबसाइट में हमारी रिलेशनशिप को गली दी है और यू आर फाइन विद दिस तो क्या करिया [संगीत] RscTNv7MVlQ,These are couple goals | #TankeshDiaries all episodes out now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-04-02T06:33:18Z,PT54S,164280,3864,3,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RscTNv7MVlQ,, एक्चुअली तुम ब्रश कर लो इतना स्ट्रेस क्यों होता है एल से तो मी बर्थडे केक थोड़ा सा समझ हो गया था क्या बोला था तुमने उसको यू कैट बर्थडे उसका तुम ऐसे रायता नहीं फैला सकते ड्रीम सोफा इन मी ड्रीम प्राइस बेबी सीधे गर्ल होती थी ड्रीम जब होते थे ड्रीम्स दिस इसे लाइक मी ड्रीम चेयर nPedoUAVF1o,"Tankesh Diaries | EP3 - Birthday Party | Ft. Sumeet Vyas, Nidhi Singh | The Viral Fever",2023-03-28T08:32:27Z,PT13M56S,877882,23204,682,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPedoUAVF1o," Sorry, sir. It was urgent. So, I didn't use the service lift. Actually, we are not allowed to use this lift. No. It's nothing like that. It's okay. I use the service lift sometimes when it's urgent. What, sir? We have to stop at every floor because of people like you. You should use the lift meant for your use. There is a system. Follow it. Actually, I never use the service lift. I use my lift. I said it to pacify you. Sir, let it be. People like you can't be trusted. Sir, do you want to get the key made? -No. I am not locked out. -Micky, just stop irritating me. I need to focus. -You must have had a fight, sir. -Fighting and me? Never. I am waiting outside as we are getting new furniture installed at our place. I get it, sir. When I reached home once, I saw my wife lifting the cylinder. I waited for two minutes and then went inside. Or I would have had to carry that cylinder. No. I have no such problem. She asked me to wait outside. She is changing the look of the entire house by installing the new furniture. It's a surprise for me. -If I am inside... -Well, sir. I shall take your leave. You seem to be in the mood to chat. I have work to do. Okay then, sir. Hey, Tanu. How much longer? I will call you when it's ready. -Hello? -Greetings. I am calling you from Compatibility Today website. Is this the right time to talk to you? No. This is not the right time at all. I apologise for calling at the wrong time. Am I talking to customer number 321? When I said that it's not the right time to talk, then you should hang up, right? I have already apologised for the mistake. So, I might as well make that mistake, right? I can see the logic there. Tell me. Am I talking to customer number 321? Mister, how would I know which number you have given me? I'll tell you that. Your number is 321. Did you want 786? Then you are talking to 321. I'd like to ask you about the one-star rating you have given our website. -Why? -Because your website started the fight. They have given me a score of 93 in the compatibility test. But Khaira in my office scored 230 on your website. You should do a case study. Do you know what kind of man is he? When his girlfriend is about to sit on the chair, he pulls the chair and she falls to the ground. Because that is his idea of pulling the chair for your woman. When they go to a restaurant, he goes inside and holds the door. Gunjan abuses him and then he leaves the door and she enters. This man is nothing like a boyfriend. Is he chivalrous? He is not at all chivalrous. Mikesh? -Purshottam, it's you? -Yes. Mikesh, I can see here that they have given you and Tanya a rating of 93. That's absolutely unfair. I got a score of 140 when I don't even have a girlfriend. I was matching it against Tanya. Mikesh, I will quit this job tomorrow. When did you join a call centre? It's a long story, Mikesh. I will tell you how it all started later but I am ending it today. You should have told me. -Here you go. Cover your eyes. -Okay then. I will call you later. -Give my regards to Tanu. Bonjour. -Okay. I will do that. -What is this? -It's a surprise. Raunchy. Come. -Micky. -I can't see anything. Wait. Listen. Don't expect too much. Okay? -Don't say anything to colour my judgement. -Okay. -I want to give you an honest opinion. -Of course. Whose house is this? -Micky, this is our house. -Don't lie to me. There is so much space in our house? Wait. I have a way to find out. Kamakshi, is that you? -Yes, Mikesh. That's me. -What? I trained him for a situation like this. -Do you like it? -No. No. Yes. Yes! Yes! -So, you like it, right? -Like it? I love it. This is amazing. What have you done, Tanya? Wow. Are we rich or something? It's not about money, Micky. It's about taste. And by the way, this is all within our budget. I love it. I am so relieved that you like it. I don't feel that I am at my house. It feels as if I am at someone else's place. But it's my house. Are you also thinking the same thing as me? Into each other role play? Let me wear a saree. -Let me wear a dhoti. -Eww, Micky. Don't kill it. Just out. Tanu, how much longer? Bond girls wear such short clothes. You are taking very long compared to that. You shouldn't get more attention than me... What happened? Don't you like it? I asked for a slit dress. It's not that. Micky, not all Bond girls wear slit dresses. But the Bond girl in my imagination... -Can't you rip it open with scissors? -No. This is a very expensive dress. Come on. We have to get ready for the party. Come. People spoil the theme like this. It's his birthday. Tanu, did you send the invites? No one has turned up yet. Looks like after the last deadly attack on you, you managed to survive, Bond. But your sense of humour has been murdered. Firstly, stop watching dubbed James Bond. -Secondly, what do you mean? -You invited everyone, right? Why would I invite anyone? You are throwing the party. You should invite them. Micky, tell me that you are kidding. Please. No. Micky, I genuinely didn't invite anyone. I swear. -Hey. No. Not cool. -Cool. They are behind the sofa. I will find out. I haven't invited anyone. Preparing the guest list was my job. You had to... Fuck. Tanu, no one is coming for my birthday. I left it to you to arrange everything for once and you ruined it. Now I feel like killing myself. Oh God. I knew this was too good to be true. I... -Let me just call everybody. -There is no point now. No one will find the Bond costumes so soon and they will come wearing just about anything. I am sorry, Micky. All of them are waiting downstairs. They'll come when you text them, right? Right? Are you okay? I am shaken. Not stirred. Are you angry? I don't get angry with hot girls since I was a kid. You look so sad. That I am. But there's me, you, cake and a birthday. I will make it happy. Give me two minutes. -Micky, are you ready? -Yes. One minute. -You slit such an expensive dress for me? -Happy birthday. Thank you. -You look cute when you are happy. -I am happy when you are with me. You know what? We are so weird. -We are. -But we are so fun. -We are. -And I love you. I love you more. -Do you want to cut your Bond cake? -Absolutely. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. -It's a huge piece, Tanu. -Why did you cut such a big piece then? No. -Did you call anyone? -No. One second. Tanu, it's Sandhya dressed as a Bond girl. -Slit? -Slit. Shit. Micky, how does she know that you want a boss chair? Mikesh.", सॉरी सर वह थोड़ा अर्जेंट था तो सर्विस लिफ्ट उसे नहीं किया इट्स ओके मैं भी कभी-कभी इमरजेंसी में सर्विस लिफ्ट उसे करता हूं क्या सर आप जैसे लोगों के करण [संगीत] मेरे को उठाना पड़ता है नहीं नहीं मेरा ऐसा कोई प्रॉब्लम नहीं है वो उन्होंने ही बोला की आप बाहर रखो वो पूरे घर का लुक चेंज कर रहे हैं ना नया फर्नीचर लगा रहे हैं मेरे लिए सरप्राइज है मैं खुद अंदर रहूंगा मैं चला हूं अब बात करने की मूड में ग रहे हो मेरे को थोड़ा कम है ठीक है ना ओके [संगीत] तनु कितना टाइम और इस रेडी ना [संगीत] बिल्कुल सही वक्त नहीं है अरे भाई साहब जब मैंने बोल दिया ये गलत वक्त है तो फिर आप फोन कैट दो ना अब जी गलती के लिए माफी मांग ही लिए हैं वो गलती कर ही लेते हैं [संगीत] बताइए तो क्या हमारी बात कस्टमर नंबर 321 से हो रही है मुझे कैसे पता होगा आपने मुझे कौन सा नंबर दिया है [संगीत] आपको 321 सही हो रही है [संगीत] क्यों क्योंकि झगड़ा आपकी वेबसाइट ने शुरू किया है मुझे उन्होंने कंपैटिबिलिटी टेस्ट में 93 का स्कोर दिया जबकि मेरे ऑफिस में जो का रहा है का रहा की ना आप लोगों को कैसे स्टडी करनी चाहिए आपको पता है वो किस तरह का आदमी है जब उसकी गर्लफ्रेंड कुर्सी पर बैठने वाली होती है ना वो पीछे से कुर्सी खेल लेट है गर्लफ्रेंड नीचे गिर जाति है बिकॉज़ डेट इसे दिस आइडिया पुलिंग डी चेयर पर वूमेन वो कर पांच मोती गलियां देती हैं गुंजन तब जाके दरवाजा छोड़ना है और अंदर आई है निकेश भैया हम यहां देख रहे हैं की आपको और तान्या भाभी को ये 93 रेटिंग दिया है हम अपना मैच किया हमारा 140 है जबकि हमारी कोई गर्लफ्रेंड भी नहीं है हम तो तालियां भाभी सही मिला रहे थे हम कल ही ये नौकरी छोड़ देंगे अरे आपने कल सेंटर [संगीत] सरप्राइज [संगीत] [संगीत] नो नो यस यस [संगीत] वो [संगीत] समथिंग [संगीत] तनु कितना टाइम हो यार मुझे ज्यादा अटेंशन [संगीत] पर तुम्हारे सांसद हम शाहिद हो गया बैंड कर दो दूसरा व्हाट डू यू मीन क्यों इनवाइट करूंगा तुम पार्टी थ्रू कर रही हो तुम इनवाइट करोगी [हंसी] [संगीत] [संगीत] मैंने एक बर्थडे तुम्हारे भरोसे छोड़ और तुमने उसका रायता फैला दिया नहीं मिलेंगे [संगीत] ना [हंसी] मुझे हॉट बंदों पर गुस्सा नहीं आता बचपन से डराया [संगीत] बट मैं हूं तुम हो केक हैप्पी की [संगीत] आर यू रेडी [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] मेरे लिए इतनी महंगी ड्रेस फाड़ दी [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] lJGDrLWVQ7o,"Tankesh Diaries | EP2 - Compatibility Test | Ft. Sumeet Vyas, Nidhi Singh | The Viral Fever",2023-03-24T05:56:03Z,PT12M17S,972749,22720,606,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGDrLWVQ7o,," Yes. The photo of the cake that you have sent is a normal cake. You don't have to sprinkle gems. Gems Bond... I mean James Bond. The 0... What? Mikesh is not a 7-year-old boy. Yes. 007 is the code for James Bond. Like Billa No. 786. You know who James Bond is, right? I am going to send you a photo. A man wearing a suit. Make that on the cake and write 007 at the bottom. Can you do it? Yes. Thank you. Yes. Sir, you took the order for Sunday. The delivery will be done by 5 pm, right? The restaurant can confirm that. I got mad and quit the job, madam. Quit the job? What... Why did you confirm the order then? -At what time did you place the order? -At 4 pm. No, madam. I didn't inform the boss about any order after 3 pm. He abused me at 2:30 pm. I exacted revenge. You don't understand the seriousness of the situation. Why are you telling me now? The customers are calling and abusing me. I thought that they haven't done anything wrong to me. -Madam, you ordered biriyani, right? -Yes. My wife cooks great biriyani. Shall I send it? Dad was right. What was dad right about? So irritating, Micky. You start the topic and take pause. Dad used to say that we shouldn't trust the internet. This useless website says that Khaira and Gunjan are the most compatible couple. They scored 230. This is rubbish. Wow. Thanks for the curiosity, Tanu. Atleast ask me why I am so upset. You are upset because of a website score. The party planning is yet to be done. We haven't bought the furniture yet. -The caterers have cancelled the order. -Tanu. You will be stuck with all this forever. You will never understand how Kohli feels when someone calls Babar Azam the best batsman. And I am not talking about Sharma. I am talking about Kohli. Micky, I have too much work. So, you can sulk on your own. Tanu, do I look like the kind of guy who sulks? Good. Then let it go and help me. I'm making the guest list for the party. Do I look like a guy who lets these things go, Tanu? No, you don't look like a guy who lets these things go. Then what do I look like, Tanu? Oh God, Mikesh. You will make me do a compatibility test, right? That's my girl. This is called compatibility. Shit. -There are so many questions, Micky. -There are only two left. Yes. The question is, when you want something and your girlfriend wants something else, then who calls the shots? A. You do it. B. Your girlfriend does it. C. No one calls the shots. D. Life goes on with shots. -Interesting. -What? If I select that I call the shots, then I would come across as bossy. If I select that my girlfriend makes the decision, then I'll seem submissive. What could be more incompatible that no one calls the shots? D. Life goes on with shots. Yes. What does that even mean? -Why am I asking this? Go ahead. Let's be done with this. -Okay. When someone is very excited to do something and the other person is like, let's be done with it... Is the camera on? How does it know what we are... Micky, what are the options? The options are just yes or no. Let me go with no. Tanu, have a look at the result and let me know. I am getting anxious. Is it done? Wow. Micky. -We got 293. One second. -29... One minute. 93? Where is 2 in it, Tanu? There must be an error. I am sure it's an error. Tanu, does this not bother you? This useless website has degraded our relationship and you are fine with it? What shall I do? Call the goons? Tanu Hey. Micky, are you crying or what? -Hello, Tiwari. How are you? -Are you really calling the goons? I am sending you the address of the website. The rating of the website should be zero by tomorrow. Share it on all the WhatsApp groups. They have hurt your brother. I am sending all the details. Shall we go shopping? Happy now? Anything for you, babe. What are you doing? We should get one of these spotlights, you know. The thing is that a spotlight should always be on James Bond. Otherwise, he will be lost in the party. I think I should always be under the light. Subtle. Micky. Just look at this. It's so calming, right? What is this? We won't have a spiritual discourse at home. Woah. Look at this. It's amazing. New York. Because that's what we need more of in Mumbai. More buildings. These are not buildings. This is the skyline of New York. Imagine this. I will wear a suit like James Bond on my birthday and this will be in the background. The photos will come out nicely. Mikesh, all these things we are buying will be used after your birthday as well. -But... -This is my house. I will decorate it. What do you mean it's your house? My dad kept telling me this all my life. My house, my rules. And now my girlfriend says it's her house. What's mine then? Yes. I pay half the rent. Will you usurp the whole house by paying half the rent? It's too much. -Hey. -Hey, mister. Which one do you like... This one is better. I am telling you. This one is clearly better. -Why? -Because she chose it. It's definitely better. Okay. Just because she is a girl and she chose this, it's better? No. She clearly has a better choice. You are her choice, right? Hey. He is playing Catch-22 with me. Nice. And if you still can't solve the problem, then I have the best solution for all the relationship problems. Coin toss. Micky, we don't have wine glasses. What do you think of these? But James Bond drinks a martini. Shouldn't we get those? Mikesh. Your cake is going to have Bond on it. That's all the Bond that you are going to get. Okay? Please admit it. Why do you want me to manipulate you all the time? You think you can manipulate me? You think I can't manipulate you? Let's take six wine glasses and six martini glasses. Tanu, shall we buy six of these too? It will hold the food if we drop any. We can even pick it back up and have it. Won't it be useful? I am not planning to buy the boss chair for myself. You have back pain, right? I always think about your comfort. I think we should totally get a chair which makes you comfortable. How amazing is this. Look at this, Micky. We can redecorate the whole living room in the budget of a sofa and a boss chair. This is amazing. What do you say? Are you serious? You still want the boss chair? Micky, I am not listening to you. I am buying this room set. No, Tanu. It's my birthday. Micky, this conversation is over. Stop making that puppy face. Guys, you are still fighting. I asked you to toss. It works. By the way, you have the coin. Listen. I am not making any life decisions based on a coin toss. Coin toss? Of course not. These people are amateurs. How would they know? We have a method of resolving problems. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Rock. -Wait. This gesture is vulgar. People are looking. This is better. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Scissors. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Rock. Paper. Scissors. -Are we made for each other or what? -Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Hey. Tanu?" MuSLn1-RGog,Relationship like these are ❤️ | #TankeshDiaries Episode 1 Out Now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-03-23T12:06:42Z,PT1M,67279,2664,16,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuSLn1-RGog,, मैं की बाज रंग विथ स वे कांत एग्री ऑन अन्य थिंक नथिंग पर फॉलिंग एन पार्ट यू नो दान डी से पेज मेकिंग को क्यों क्वेश्चन करने लगती हो ठीक है मत मांगा चेयर इट्स फाइन अच्छा तुम अपना नॉर्थ इंडियन क्या नवरत्न कोरमा वगैरा मांगा लो सुनो 0An_bruMQvo,"Tankesh Diaries | EP1 - Mikesh Ka Birthday | Ft. Sumeet Vyas, Nidhi Singh | The Viral Fever",2023-03-21T06:48:59Z,PT12M46S,1764490,40444,1585,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0An_bruMQvo,," Tanu? Tanu? -Tanu? -What is it? It's nothing. Go to sleep. I am up now. Tell me what is it. Are you stressed? Stressed? No. Why? Why are there lines on your forehead? What lines? -There. -There are no lines. It's just age then. The lines are there whenever people frown. Tell me what it is. What should I say? I woke you up to kiss you. But you should go back to sleep when you are getting angry. When you woke me up to kiss me, then who talks about lines and all? You are supposed to flirt with me, not make me conscious. That's a good way to approach it. Come. I want to kiss you now. Actually, you should brush your teeth. No. You aren't smelling bad. The thing is that the acids accumulate in the stomach at night. It is connected to the mouth... Hey. Go. Kiss yourself, Micky. Please don't be rude to me during my birthday month. One second. Birthday month? What the hell is a birthday month? There is a reason it's called ""Birth-Day"". Okay? On your birthday, I already want to kill somebody by afternoon. So, please drop this birthday month idea. Please cancel it. Why are you so stressed about my birthday? Why? Wow. Do you remember what happened on your last birthday, right? Your birthday cake was smudged by Parul by mistake. What did you tell her? You cut it. A birthday cake is like a wedding dress. You can't smudge it like that. Mikesh, those who didn't wish you at midnight, what did you tell them? Thank you for the belated happy birthday wish. I am a sensitive guy. My feelings get hurt. -Hey. You are sulking on your birthday so much that it feels like that I must have done something wrong. No matter what I do for your birthday, it is never enough for you, -Mikesh Chaudhary. -You are stressing yourself again. The lines will become permanent. I am telling you. -What? I am not stressed. Okay? I am not stressed. Look, it's okay, Tanu. I know this is the most important day of the year and you don't know what to do. Which is the most important day of my life? -My birthday. I know exactly what to do for your birthday. -What? -Nothing. -Really? Nothing? -Yeah. Effortless birthday. -Can you live with yourself after doing this? - Happily. -Will you be able to forgive yourself? -I forgave myself. All that is nonsense. Look, do this. Share the most eminent ideas that you have with me. Keep it casual. Make a PPT if you want. And I will select the best idea. And the birthday is sorted. You are impossible. Come. Give me a hug. Don't stress like this over trivial things. Come on. Actually, I took a bath and got ready. Take a bath and then we will do it properly. It's... This girl gets stressed over such trivial matters. Hey, Tanu, you should please keep your shoes in the shoe rack. I keep stumbling upon them. Which shoe rack? You have seized the other one completely. Then buy a new shoe rack. We don't need a new shoe rack. We need a new sofa. Okay. Don't distract me. So, here's the board. Please write your most eminent ideas about the birthday party on it. And then we will discuss. We will see how that goes. Come on. Chop-chop. Quickly. -House party? -Yes. You thought about it for two hours. And all you could come up with is a house party? -Yes. -Tanu, is house party an actual party? Our neighbour, Sandhya, barged into our place with 'gajar ka halwa' on the last house party. She was giving everyone the hint that her husband is always travelling. And that she is always alone. Is that what you call a party vibe? She didn't barge in. I invited her because she was making 'gajar ka halwa' and you know how much I like it. I won't invite her this time. There's your house party. Happy? Hey. Your idea is so bad that we have to save it during execution. Move a little inside. House party? So, what will be the theme? How about a pyjama party? Your birthday is in a week which is going to be a Sunday again. So, everybody is going to be relaxed. Everybody is going to be comfortable. Including me. Does this idea match the seriousness of the occasion? Pyjama party? I will tell you. We will have a James Bond theme party. I will obviously be James Bond. All the girls would be Bond girls. And the boys will be Bond villains. James Bond theme party? Yes. I mean... Jazz it up a little. Don't you see a problem with this idea? Actually, you are right. None of our friends can pull off Bond villains. But everyone will be focused on Bond himself at the party. No one will pay attention to others. So, it's fine. -Do you have a slit dress? -Will I become a Bond girl? Obviously, Tanu. You have a week. Get a few abs. Mikesh, are you still calling me fat? No. I am not calling you fat. But you have seen Bond girls. Come on, Tanu. There won't be a James Bond theme party. Not all the girls have slit dresses. And you want the boys to wear a suit during summers in Mumbai? Everybody is going to be so uncomfortable, Micky. And where will people sit? The sofa can only fit two people at a time. We need a new sofa. You know, you are right. We have to plan the seating arrangement. Let's buy a boss chair. Why do we need a boss chair? James Bond can't sit with the commoners in his suit, right? -He needs a separate seat, right? So... -Mikesh Chaudhary. We need a new sofa. So, let's find a good one. She doesn't know how to talk decently. -The man of the house should be respected. Yes. Okay. -Micky. Micky, look at this. My dream sofa in my dream price. Baby, see this. People used to have dream girls and dream jobs back in the day. Now they have dream sofas. Tanu, look at this chair. This is like my dream chair. This one here. Please, Tanu. Where will the others sit? On my head? Hey, people are not coming here to sit. I'll apply hair gel and sit on this chair as James Bond. And the rest of the people will be roaming around with a glass of champagne in their hands. With a bubbly. It will be a vibe, you know. Okay. Forget about all this. Shall we decide on the guest list? What's there about the guest list? Make an invite and post it on all your WhatsApp groups and I will post it on mine. Those who have the devotion will come. Why? Are you Lord Krishna? Is it Janmashtami? Of course. I am not Lord Krishna, Tanu. Why do you touch my weak spot? Forget about it. There. I have got the old guest list. Don't invite Dheeraj. He was making everyone laugh at the office yesterday by stealing my joke. So? So, Tanu, a man stealing my jokes at office can steal many things from home. Think about it. We have to invite all of them or it gets really awkward the next day and you know that. What should we order for food? Your favourite North Indian food? Tanu, I won't look good while eating 'dal makhani' and 'bhatura' as James Bond. Let's have some assorted bread. Some pasta. And there is this pole with many salads on it. There is also flame coming out. Like a fountain... Micky, what's wrong with us? We can't agree on anything. Neither theme nor furniture nor food. We are falling apart. We are not on the same page, Micky. Tanu, why do you start questioning the relationship? Okay. Don't order the chair. It's fine. Okay. Order North Indian food like 'navratan korma'. Listen, please. Invite Dheeraj as well. Just know that all his jokes are mine. Then why were you bothering me since morning? No. Tanu, I want these things. I want them. But not at the cost of making you sad. I want you to be happy. -I hate you. -I know. -Hi, Sandhya. -Hi, Mikesh. I have ordered a parcel but I have put your address instead. It's a surprise for Tanu. -It's Tanya's birthday? -No. It's my birthday. Mikesh, it's amazing. Tanya is getting a surprise even on your birthday. -By the way, when is the birthday party? -On Sunday. Don't worry, Mikesh. I will receive your parcel and be there for your birthday party as well. Will you be free on Sunday? What will I be busy doing? My husband is always on a tour. Alone woman can't be busy. He... I will see you soon. Good stuff. Laxman. The name is Lleo. L-L-E-O. He is the plumber." 9V_y3PGItD8,This scene touched hearts| #SKSirKiClass all episodes out now| #Shorts #TVF #UPSC,2023-03-18T14:48:45Z,PT56S,270800,20605,101,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V_y3PGItD8,, अरे सर यूपीएससी भी छह अटेंप्ट देता है सर यह तो आपका अपना बेटा है सर इसे एक और अटेंप्ट तो दे ही सकते हैं ना [संगीत] [संगीत] बस प्लीज सर इस बार से फिगर आउट करने दीजिएगा सर उसे क्या करना है थिस टाइम सर [संगीत] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [संगीत] vgOf0Rmk-EY,Never Quit On Someone | #SKSirKiClass all episodes out now | #TVF #Shorts #UPSC,2023-03-17T05:56:49Z,PT50S,873855,44116,120,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgOf0Rmk-EY,, सामने बैठा पूछो इससे कितनी बार पूछा इससे क्या करना है क्या करना है पर एक चीज तो उसको पता थी ना सर की यूपीएससी नहीं करना है पर आपने भेजो ना सर [संगीत] ये स्ट्रिक्ट गिटार लेसन का टाइम पर स्टार्टअप का टाइम पर या वह जब का टाइम पर क्यों नहीं था सर [संगीत] [संगीत] zWK34d-DYtw,College Ke Dost Hamesha Saath Nahi Rehte | #SKSirKiClass all episodes out now | #TVF #Shorts #UPSC,2023-03-15T07:05:30Z,PT39S,337779,23857,50,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWK34d-DYtw,, केवल राजेंद्र नगर में गुजर करने के लिए दोस्तों का जरूर पड़ता है और वैसे भी दोस्ती जल्दी कहां बनते हैं आपके बन गए थे जब आप आए थे अपने टाइम पर दो बड़े खास थे ट्रिप [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] hdznGRHR1Oc,Freedom Ke Saath Guidance Bhi Zaroori Hai! | Binge Watch SK Sir Ki Class Now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-03-12T07:10:35Z,PT24S,132441,10073,26,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdznGRHR1Oc,, सही कहा की [संगीत] मैंने हर चीज का फ्रीडम दिया है इसको पर इस उम्र में सर फ्रीडम के साथ गाइडेंस भी बहुत जरूरी है पतंग को ऐसे उड़ते हैं थोड़ी ना उड़ जाता है सर करनी बांधना पड़ता है मांझा बांधना पड़ता है तब पतंग उड़ता है गिर जाएगा ना सर WUavlfqiKpw,UPSC Wala Aashiq | #SKSirKiClass Finale Out Now | #TVF #Shorts #UPSC,2023-03-09T15:10:41Z,PT25S,238128,23390,52,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUavlfqiKpw,, की तेरा जिंदगी अगर यूपीएससी एग्जाम होता की अगर तेरा जिंदगी यूपीएससी का एग्जाम होता तो मैं हर मर्तबा रैंक वैन से पास होता फिल्म में तेरी पसंद नापसंद के सवाल होते और ओएमआर शीट पर हमारे इश्क के निशान [प्रशंसा] bw3z77aeun4,"SK Sir Ki Class | EP3 - Finale - Karmyuddh | Watch in Hindi, Tamil or Telugu | The Viral Fever",2023-03-07T12:00:11Z,PT34M7S,8905172,442953,15675,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw3z77aeun4," 'Who says you cannot pierce the sky?' 'Try throwing a stone with all your might!' -Sir, one more. -Wow! Sir, one more. I had a student called Sudhir. He wrote... 'If your life was a UPSC Exam...' -Wow! -Wow! 'If your life was a UPSC Exam...' 'Every time I would secure the first rank.' 'If Prelims asked about your likes and dislikes' 'and the OMR would have the marks of our love.' -Wow! -Amazing! Enough, that is done. Back to questions. What is this? Green revolution? Agriculture. White revolution? Milk Industry. Pink revolution. Poultry and meat industry. And who is father of Pink revolution? Durgesh Patel. Who is it? Durgesh Patel. -Can you remember this? -Yes, sir. More than half of you have given wrong answers for this. It's such a simple question. What is celebrated on 28th February? Sir, National Science Day. And why is it on 28th February? Must be the birthday of some famous scientist? A famous scientist, he says. Can it be you who was born that day? Anyone else? Yes? Sir, C V Raman discovered Raman effect that day and hence India and CV Raman got their first Nobel Prize for Science. Correct. Did you hear that, Mr. Scientist? Come on now. It is done. Class ends for today. Yes. Sir. Yes? You performed well in mock test. Focusing on studies? Sir, the last time i scored poorly, my pocket money was reduced by your Charan sir. That's when I knew this can't happen again. Sir, please tell me the other two tasks so I can get on with it. Yes. The other two tasks require help from aspirants. Is that so? The second task for my book Is to get some testimonials from current aspirants. Sir, I do not speak to anyone here. You must start. If you do that, I will speak to your father. Sure, sir. Tell me the third task so I can do them all at once and I could leave from here. No, that is good. The third task is related to this. Okay. We need an interview from an old aspirant. About the importance of Old Rajinder Nagar in his journey. Sir, I do not know any other aspirant. I did make something. A list of old aspirants. -Good. -Go talk to them. That is good. I did half the job. You go do the rest of the job. -Am I right? -Thank you, sir. Guri. Dhairya. -Abhi? -Abhilash. -Abhilash. -Yes. -Sandeep. -SK sir? Yes, Sujata madam. You gave me this marker that day. Come on. Why do you keep returning such things? You must keep these as gifts. If you must give me a gift, I need a duster. I cannot find one. There was one right here. Here. Thank you. This evenings tea is on me. Certainly. Let's meet at Shambhu's place. Sure. Amazing, SK sir? She is my friend. You need friends to survive in Old Rajinder Nagar. You too should make some friends. I do not have to stay here for long. And it takes long to make friends. Did you make friends so soon? When you had come here? Yes. I had many friends. And two were very special. Together since college. We three were called tripod. Always together. You are lucky. To have close college friends. It is not necessary for all. I'll get on with it. -Yes. -Thank you. Listen. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I have left. What happened? Are you all right? Yes. So what? I have something urgent to do. -Excuse me. -What is it? Hi, Ma'am. I need some testimonials... Listen to me. Hi. Do you have some time? I need some help. -I have no time. -Just two minutes. That would be 120 seconds. Every second is valuable in an aspirant's life. And you have just 86400 seconds in one day. You wasted 16 seconds of mine. Move. Come on now! I am not leaving! I am here till the mains. You will be here for the mains for the next year. But no longer will you get any tea till you pay up. -What do you mean? -What do you mean? You say that I will be here till next year? Do not curse me for a few hundred bucks. Leave now. -Come on, Shambhu. -Listen. If I pay up what you owe then will you help me? Thank you. Hold on. What about the snacks? Having tea alone will give me acidity. We ran out of snacks. Start. SK sir is a great teacher and a great man. Every second aspirant is under his tutelage. If Old Rajinder Nagar is Gautam then SK sir is the Batman. That would Gotham and not Gautam, Shambhu. It is fine. Thank you. I am taking testimonials from aspirants. We can talk some other time. I too gave an attempt a few years ago. You never had any tea here and you pay for others. Leave him be. Come on. -SK sir, right? -Yes. SK sir is a teacher for all but for me he is an ideal. Just as Eklavya gave his thumb to Sage Drona as fees. I can give all four for SK sir. What do you mean by that? I got two toes as well. All right. He may be Swetketu for other aspirants but for me he is Srikrisna. Prakash. It is Lord Shri Krishna and not Srikrisna. And Shwet Ketu, not Swet Ketu. You have a lisp. You need to practice. Come on now. You finally made a friend. Sir, there are ways to get things done. The way matters not if the task is done. It will be done. It will be done today. I spoke to Prakash and he said he can introduce me to a few guys. They will give me the testimonials. That is good. Finalize an interview from the list. Yes, sir. I wanted to speak to you about it. There is an issue. The person I wanted to interview is not mentioned in the list. It has everyone in it. Guri, Abhilash, Sandeep. And even Dhairya. There is Hema. Call anyone. It is fine. I was speaking of Ms. Sujata. Yes. She too was an aspirant before becoming a teacher. Same to same. You know... You often tend to overlook what lies in front of you. I named everyone else but her. Ms. Sujata. Sir, I have a plan. Ms. Sujata is on a leave on Sunday. So I thought of meeting her that day. I'll take her to a coffee shop. There I will speak to her and ask her these questions. I'll get an interview. Ashish, listen to me. Prepare questions for the final task. I will get the interview done. It is fine. All right? -Sir, I will do it. -Ashish, what did I tell you? You have wasted enough time for that book. You are preparing for a competition. Prepare for that. I am not taking a part in this competition. What happened? You were making that twin of yours? What happened? Sir, the brother for whom I was making a twin... That brother is gone now. And now the competition... It is fine, I will give you those questions. You can get the interview. I'll be leaving. See you. What? He dropped out from that competition as well? You said that he was running away from UPSC. And once it is done, he can do anything. How can you change someone whose father failed to do so? Guri, there is something that he is more afraid of. Even more than UPSC. What is it? Eons ago, in the battlefield of Kurukshetra there was a battle of belief. Where Arjun had to fight his brothers and family. Tomorrow in Old Rajinder Nagar there will be one such struggle. We need to see that if our Arjun can face his family or if he runs away from battle. I know you have a busy schedule, sir. But you came here at the last moment. So I thank you, Mr. Charan. It is fine. I was in Delhi yesterday when you called. Is that so? I had a meeting at the Ministry. Then you said you needed an interview for your book so I thought I will go see Old Rajinder Nagar as well. That is great. Great. How is Ashish? You can go and see. He lives close by. No, if I go meet him. He would feel homesick. How are his studies going on? Yes, he is preparing. We will know once he is ready. SK. In our family, every generation had an IAS. And I do not want to be the last one. I am trying, sir. Let us see. Yes, come in. How are you, dear? Come on in. How are you? Why are you here? To check my progress report. Like you asked my boss at my last job? I came here since SK called for me. You did not inform me that you were coming. How often do you come to Delhi and leave without telling me? I am not here for a tour. I come here for work and then I leave. Fine, Dad. You may leave once your job is done. Thank you so much, sir. What a surprise! I thought finally I'll have a friend here but... Sir, these are the questions. You may ask ma'am. Ashish. This interview... It is not for Ms. Sujata. It is for Mr. Charan. I am not conducting this. You are. Sir, he was helping me with the notes, testimonials and interviews for my book. He has prepared some questions. And so he must be the one to conduct the interview. Am I right, Ashish? You will conduct the interview, right? Why are you here now? Do you have no work? I do not wish to speak to you, Dad. I... He is not coming. Expect anything from him and you will be disappointed. Just like I am. Had I known you'd be pacified with Biryani and cold drink I'd have ordered it online. Why did I come so far? Who said I am pacified? Where is the 'Rasmalai'? I will order it. Ashish, I am sorry. Actually, you are right. This competition was important for me. I wanted to win. But not at the cost of losing you. You are far more important than any competition. Come on. I was angry at first and then I was hurting. I had one friend whom I could talk to. Listen to me. I will be busy with competition. So I will not have time to speak to you. But I will still try. All right? Yes. Sir, the Ministry had called. They want you there in two hours. Do you hear that? I have been called. Finish the interview and I'll leave. Sir, just wait for a bit. You do not wish to participate it is fine, but let me do it. Raghav, listen. If you could pull it off, you wouldn't come to me for help. What did you say to me? That you want to win. You know you can't win without me. So what is the point in participating when you know that you will not win. Ashish. I have entered the competition. I will make something. I am not giving up. Because sometimes not giving up is more important than winning. Now it is getting too late, SK. I must leave. No, sir. Please sit. Let's try to finish this. -Ask Shambhu to send two cups of tea. -Yes, sir. Make it three. Thank you. Sir? Thank you. Let's begin, sir. Shoot. My first question, sir. What should be the strategy when you are preparing for an exam like UPSC? See, everyone has different strategies. I will speak only about mine. I had no plan B. So I was at it, no matter how tough it was. And in the end, having no other option it worked for me. But those who have many options to do a lot of things... They end up doing nothing. I thought you'd be speaking only for yourself. Anyhow, my second question to you, sir. 99 percent aspirants can't crack UPSC. It is fighting a lost battle. So how do you stay motivated? And does Rajinder Nagar play an important part in this? Well, Old Rajendra Nagar has different sources of motivation. Like your teachers, fellow aspirants. The tea seller Shambhu or his father, Mr. Shankar. But the biggest motivation is self-motivation. If you focus on the failure rate of 99 percent then obviously you will see it as a loss. But if you focus on the success rate of one percent. Then that will motivate you to not only fight this battle but also to win it. But those who are not self-motivated will bring no change no matter how much you push them. They see everything as a lost battle. And they give up. Sir, you failed in two attempts. did you not feel like giving up? I did. But if I had given up I'd not be where I am today. People who quit, never win. If you have time, do take a good look around this area. You will see how half the aspirants make this journey. They are kids of farmers or auto drivers. Quitting for them is not an option. UPSC is their ticket to a better life. And they make it. They clear the exam. But those who have everything since childhood... They cannot get such an attitude. That killer instinct and that fighting spirit. The do or die situation. They do not know. Ashish, I gave you everything so that you do whatever you want. But you did nothing. Even being a single parent I gave you love, care and attention of both the parents and that was my mistake that turned you like this. I am not angry with you, Ashish. I'm telling you. It is just that I am disappointed with you. Till now you have not done a single thing to make me proud. Never did anything worthy to make me say that I am proud of you my son. But I am proud of him, sir. I do not know about you but he did all the tasks that I gave him. And even when I made it difficult for him. Yet he did it. You thought he'd not come for the interview. He is sitting right before you. You were right that you gave him the freedom to everything. But guidance is crucial along with freedom at this age. A kite does not fly on its own. You need to tie the string and the bracket and then it flies. Or else it will stoop down. So you mean to say that it is my fault. No, sir! He is right here! Ask him how many times I asked him what he wanted to do. He does not know! So what do I guide him? Sir, he does not know what to do and hence he tries all. He knew one thing that he does not want to do UPSC. And yet you sent him. Why was this strictness not at the time of guitar lessons, at the start up or at the job? I admit that Ashish is a quitter. But sorry to say. You are also a quitter. He quits on things. But you quit on him. Sir, even UPSC gives six attempts. He is your own son. You can give him one more attempt. Please let him figure out what he needs to do. And this time, sir. Don't quit on him. Hello. Congratulations, sir. Your book is getting great reviews. Thank you. Do you understand now what you must do in life? Is that not the biggest question in life? It will take some time. I left my job to come to Rajinder Nagar. So for now, I've come back to it. Did you join? Yes. And by the way, I did take part in that competition. Splendid. Did you win? I did not win but I got to learn a lot. I now understand never to leave things halfway in life. That is what you wanted to teach me, right? Sir, you want to see what I made? I surely will. Why will I not? Tell me. Do you have the parcel that I sent you? Yes, it is here. I am sending you a link. Please join. What? This is the tea stall... Ashish, your avatar looks smarter than you. What? These guys... SK, how are you? SK, sir. From your list, I got to meet two more friends. So Mr. Guri and Mr. Abhilash told me that this was your meeting place. So... It feels I really am there with you both. Can it be that because it is in 3D or that we are great friends? It has been long since we last met. It has been long. I do not remember when it was the last time. SK, you are now a writer. You should come to get an autograph of the writer. And then old friends can finally meet. He had someone write it for him. Am I right, Ashish? Come on, Mr. Guri. I did not help him rather he helped me. I just got fond of one thing but I had to leave. It was Shambhu's tea. Ashish, if you get accustomed to Rajinder Nagar and Shambhu's tea then you can never forget about it. No matter how far you go. Come on. I can smell the tea from here. The same made with cloves and cardamoms. Amazing! So much drama! You need to enjoy it when sitting together. Think of it. The warm sun of January. And along with it comes a sip of hot tea. There lies some beautiful namkeen with it. And what will Shambhu say? 'Mr. Guri, only cash. You need to pay up.' Amazing! You ruined it! Tell me, SK. Did you write such couplets in the book? Aspirants will turn to lovers after reading this. What are you saying? It is fine. We shall soon meet at Delhi. What do you say, Abhilash? I'll have some work... But I will surely come. I'll tell you once the plan is final. on the tripod group. Am I right? That is more like it. Amazing! We can have evening tea here. Certainly, why not? No matter what the result is. We must meet here every year. Certainly, this is our lair. It is done."," 'Who says you cannot pierce the sky?' 'Try throwing a stone with all your might!' -Sir, one more. -Wow! Sir, one more. I had a student called Sudhir. He wrote... 'If your life was a UPSC Exam...' -Wow! -Wow! 'If your life was a UPSC Exam...' 'Every time I would secure the first rank.' 'If Prelims asked about your likes and dislikes' 'and the OMR would have the marks of our love.' -Wow! -Amazing! Enough, that is done. Back to questions. What is this? Green revolution? Agriculture. White revolution? Milk Industry. Pink revolution. Poultry and meat industry. And who is father of Pink revolution? Durgesh Patel. Who is it? Durgesh Patel. -Can you remember this? -Yes, sir. More than half of you have given wrong answers for this. It's such a simple question. What is celebrated on 28th February? Sir, National Science Day. And why is it on 28th February? Must be the birthday of some famous scientist? A famous scientist, he says. Can it be you who was born that day? Anyone else? Yes? Sir, C V Raman discovered Raman effect that day and hence India and CV Raman got their first Nobel Prize for Science. Correct. Did you hear that, Mr. Scientist? Come on now. It is done. Class ends for today. Yes. Sir. Yes? You performed well in mock test. Focusing on studies? Sir, the last time i scored poorly, my pocket money was reduced by your Charan sir. That's when I knew this can't happen again. Sir, please tell me the other two tasks so I can get on with it. Yes. The other two tasks require help from aspirants. Is that so? The second task for my book Is to get some testimonials from current aspirants. Sir, I do not speak to anyone here. You must start. If you do that, I will speak to your father. Sure, sir. Tell me the third task so I can do them all at once and I could leave from here. No, that is good. The third task is related to this. Okay. We need an interview from an old aspirant. About the importance of Old Rajinder Nagar in his journey. Sir, I do not know any other aspirant. I did make something. A list of old aspirants. -Good. -Go talk to them. That is good. I did half the job. You go do the rest of the job. -Am I right? -Thank you, sir. Guri. Dhairya. -Abhi? -Abhilash. -Abhilash. -Yes. -Sandeep. -SK sir? Yes, Sujata madam. You gave me this marker that day. Come on. Why do you keep returning such things? You must keep these as gifts. If you must give me a gift, I need a duster. I cannot find one. There was one right here. Here. Thank you. This evenings tea is on me. Certainly. Let's meet at Shambhu's place. Sure. Amazing, SK sir? She is my friend. You need friends to survive in Old Rajinder Nagar. You too should make some friends. I do not have to stay here for long. And it takes long to make friends. Did you make friends so soon? When you had come here? Yes. I had many friends. And two were very special. Together since college. We three were called tripod. Always together. You are lucky. To have close college friends. It is not necessary for all. I'll get on with it. -Yes. -Thank you. Listen. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I have left. What happened? Are you all right? Yes. So what? I have something urgent to do. -Excuse me. -What is it? Hi, Ma'am. I need some testimonials... Listen to me. Hi. Do you have some time? I need some help. -I have no time. -Just two minutes. That would be 120 seconds. Every second is valuable in an aspirant's life. And you have just 86400 seconds in one day. You wasted 16 seconds of mine. Move. Come on now! I am not leaving! I am here till the mains. You will be here for the mains for the next year. But no longer will you get any tea till you pay up. -What do you mean? -What do you mean? You say that I will be here till next year? Do not curse me for a few hundred bucks. Leave now. -Come on, Shambhu. -Listen. If I pay up what you owe then will you help me? Thank you. Hold on. What about the snacks? Having tea alone will give me acidity. We ran out of snacks. Start. SK sir is a great teacher and a great man. Every second aspirant is under his tutelage. If Old Rajinder Nagar is Gautam then SK sir is the Batman. That would Gotham and not Gautam, Shambhu. It is fine. Thank you. I am taking testimonials from aspirants. We can talk some other time. I too gave an attempt a few years ago. You never had any tea here and you pay for others. Leave him be. Come on. -SK sir, right? -Yes. SK sir is a teacher for all but for me he is an ideal. Just as Eklavya gave his thumb to Sage Drona as fees. I can give all four for SK sir. What do you mean by that? I got two toes as well. All right. He may be Swetketu for other aspirants but for me he is Srikrisna. Prakash. It is Lord Shri Krishna and not Srikrisna. And Shwet Ketu, not Swet Ketu. You have a lisp. You need to practice. Come on now. You finally made a friend. Sir, there are ways to get things done. The way matters not if the task is done. It will be done. It will be done today. I spoke to Prakash and he said he can introduce me to a few guys. They will give me the testimonials. That is good. Finalize an interview from the list. Yes, sir. I wanted to speak to you about it. There is an issue. The person I wanted to interview is not mentioned in the list. It has everyone in it. Guri, Abhilash, Sandeep. And even Dhairya. There is Hema. Call anyone. It is fine. I was speaking of Ms. Sujata. Yes. She too was an aspirant before becoming a teacher. Same to same. You know... You often tend to overlook what lies in front of you. I named everyone else but her. Ms. Sujata. Sir, I have a plan. Ms. Sujata is on a leave on Sunday. So I thought of meeting her that day. I'll take her to a coffee shop. There I will speak to her and ask her these questions. I'll get an interview. Ashish, listen to me. Prepare questions for the final task. I will get the interview done. It is fine. All right? -Sir, I will do it. -Ashish, what did I tell you? You have wasted enough time for that book. You are preparing for a competition. Prepare for that. I am not taking a part in this competition. What happened? You were making that twin of yours? What happened? Sir, the brother for whom I was making a twin... That brother is gone now. And now the competition... It is fine, I will give you those questions. You can get the interview. I'll be leaving. See you. What? He dropped out from that competition as well? You said that he was running away from UPSC. And once it is done, he can do anything. How can you change someone whose father failed to do so? Guri, there is something that he is more afraid of. Even more than UPSC. What is it? Eons ago, in the battlefield of Kurukshetra there was a battle of belief. Where Arjun had to fight his brothers and family. Tomorrow in Old Rajinder Nagar there will be one such struggle. We need to see that if our Arjun can face his family or if he runs away from battle. I know you have a busy schedule, sir. But you came here at the last moment. So I thank you, Mr. Charan. It is fine. I was in Delhi yesterday when you called. Is that so? I had a meeting at the Ministry. Then you said you needed an interview for your book so I thought I will go see Old Rajinder Nagar as well. That is great. Great. How is Ashish? You can go and see. He lives close by. No, if I go meet him. He would feel homesick. How are his studies going on? Yes, he is preparing. We will know once he is ready. SK. In our family, every generation had an IAS. And I do not want to be the last one. I am trying, sir. Let us see. Yes, come in. How are you, dear? Come on in. How are you? Why are you here? To check my progress report. Like you asked my boss at my last job? I came here since SK called for me. You did not inform me that you were coming. How often do you come to Delhi and leave without telling me? I am not here for a tour. I come here for work and then I leave. Fine, Dad. You may leave once your job is done. Thank you so much, sir. What a surprise! I thought finally I'll have a friend here but... Sir, these are the questions. You may ask ma'am. Ashish. This interview... It is not for Ms. Sujata. It is for Mr. Charan. I am not conducting this. You are. Sir, he was helping me with the notes, testimonials and interviews for my book. He has prepared some questions. And so he must be the one to conduct the interview. Am I right, Ashish? You will conduct the interview, right? Why are you here now? Do you have no work? I do not wish to speak to you, Dad. I... He is not coming. Expect anything from him and you will be disappointed. Just like I am. Had I known you'd be pacified with Biryani and cold drink I'd have ordered it online. Why did I come so far? Who said I am pacified? Where is the 'Rasmalai'? I will order it. Ashish, I am sorry. Actually, you are right. This competition was important for me. I wanted to win. But not at the cost of losing you. You are far more important than any competition. Come on. I was angry at first and then I was hurting. I had one friend whom I could talk to. Listen to me. I will be busy with competition. So I will not have time to speak to you. But I will still try. All right? Yes. Sir, the Ministry had called. They want you there in two hours. Do you hear that? I have been called. Finish the interview and I'll leave. Sir, just wait for a bit. You do not wish to participate it is fine, but let me do it. Raghav, listen. If you could pull it off, you wouldn't come to me for help. What did you say to me? That you want to win. You know you can't win without me. So what is the point in participating when you know that you will not win. Ashish. I have entered the competition. I will make something. I am not giving up. Because sometimes not giving up is more important than winning. Now it is getting too late, SK. I must leave. No, sir. Please sit. Let's try to finish this. -Ask Shambhu to send two cups of tea. -Yes, sir. Make it three. Thank you. Sir? Thank you. Let's begin, sir. Shoot. My first question, sir. What should be the strategy when you are preparing for an exam like UPSC? See, everyone has different strategies. I will speak only about mine. I had no plan B. So I was at it, no matter how tough it was. And in the end, having no other option it worked for me. But those who have many options to do a lot of things... They end up doing nothing. I thought you'd be speaking only for yourself. Anyhow, my second question to you, sir. 99 percent aspirants can't crack UPSC. It is fighting a lost battle. So how do you stay motivated? And does Rajinder Nagar play an important part in this? Well, Old Rajendra Nagar has different sources of motivation. Like your teachers, fellow aspirants. The tea seller Shambhu or his father, Mr. Shankar. But the biggest motivation is self-motivation. If you focus on the failure rate of 99 percent then obviously you will see it as a loss. But if you focus on the success rate of one percent. Then that will motivate you to not only fight this battle but also to win it. But those who are not self-motivated will bring no change no matter how much you push them. They see everything as a lost battle. And they give up. Sir, you failed in two attempts. did you not feel like giving up? I did. But if I had given up I'd not be where I am today. People who quit, never win. If you have time, do take a good look around this area. You will see how half the aspirants make this journey. They are kids of farmers or auto drivers. Quitting for them is not an option. UPSC is their ticket to a better life. And they make it. They clear the exam. But those who have everything since childhood... They cannot get such an attitude. That killer instinct and that fighting spirit. The do or die situation. They do not know. Ashish, I gave you everything so that you do whatever you want. But you did nothing. Even being a single parent I gave you love, care and attention of both the parents and that was my mistake that turned you like this. I am not angry with you, Ashish. I'm telling you. It is just that I am disappointed with you. Till now you have not done a single thing to make me proud. Never did anything worthy to make me say that I am proud of you my son. But I am proud of him, sir. I do not know about you but he did all the tasks that I gave him. And even when I made it difficult for him. Yet he did it. You thought he'd not come for the interview. He is sitting right before you. You were right that you gave him the freedom to everything. But guidance is crucial along with freedom at this age. A kite does not fly on its own. You need to tie the string and the bracket and then it flies. Or else it will stoop down. So you mean to say that it is my fault. No, sir! He is right here! Ask him how many times I asked him what he wanted to do. He does not know! So what do I guide him? Sir, he does not know what to do and hence he tries all. He knew one thing that he does not want to do UPSC. And yet you sent him. Why was this strictness not at the time of guitar lessons, at the start up or at the job? I admit that Ashish is a quitter. But sorry to say. You are also a quitter. He quits on things. But you quit on him. Sir, even UPSC gives six attempts. He is your own son. You can give him one more attempt. Please let him figure out what he needs to do. And this time, sir. Don't quit on him. Hello. Congratulations, sir. Your book is getting great reviews. Thank you. Do you understand now what you must do in life? Is that not the biggest question in life? It will take some time. I left my job to come to Rajinder Nagar. So for now, I've come back to it. Did you join? Yes. And by the way, I did take part in that competition. Splendid. Did you win? I did not win but I got to learn a lot. I now understand never to leave things halfway in life. That is what you wanted to teach me, right? Sir, you want to see what I made? I surely will. Why will I not? Tell me. Do you have the parcel that I sent you? Yes, it is here. I am sending you a link. Please join. What? This is the tea stall... Ashish, your avatar looks smarter than you. What? These guys... SK, how are you? SK, sir. From your list, I got to meet two more friends. So Mr. Guri and Mr. Abhilash told me that this was your meeting place. So... It feels I really am there with you both. Can it be that because it is in 3D or that we are great friends? It has been long since we last met. It has been long. I do not remember when it was the last time. SK, you are now a writer. You should come to get an autograph of the writer. And then old friends can finally meet. He had someone write it for him. Am I right, Ashish? Come on, Mr. Guri. I did not help him rather he helped me. I just got fond of one thing but I had to leave. It was Shambhu's tea. Ashish, if you get accustomed to Rajinder Nagar and Shambhu's tea then you can never forget about it. No matter how far you go. Come on. I can smell the tea from here. The same made with cloves and cardamoms. Amazing! So much drama! You need to enjoy it when sitting together. Think of it. The warm sun of January. And along with it comes a sip of hot tea. There lies some beautiful namkeen with it. And what will Shambhu say? 'Mr. Guri, only cash. You need to pay up.' Amazing! You ruined it! Tell me, SK. Did you write such couplets in the book? Aspirants will turn to lovers after reading this. What are you saying? It is fine. We shall soon meet at Delhi. What do you say, Abhilash? I'll have some work... But I will surely come. I'll tell you once the plan is final. on the tripod group. Am I right? That is more like it. Amazing! We can have evening tea here. Certainly, why not? No matter what the result is. We must meet here every year. Certainly, this is our lair. It is done." pWAgm4dSJho,Perfect Pitch for #Startup By #Pitchers | #TVF #Shorts,2023-03-05T10:05:50Z,PT1M,88300,3302,12,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAgm4dSJho,, [संगीत] मेरी तरफ फ़्रेंच रख भाई देसाई ग्लेडिएटर है उसके सामने रीना में उतरना है तो रैकेट वॉरियर वाला लुक लेके सो नवीन दिस इस व्हाट आई कैन ऑफ यू राइट नौ एक्चुअली आई ऑलरेडी हैव एन ऑफर विथ दिस से वैल्यूएशन लाइक दिस क्वेश्चन ऑन गोइंग मुझे लगता है फाइनल ऑफर तो इससे ज्यादा कहीं होगा ये भी मां गया यार बोल्ड उसे करो कुछ अपने आप बोल्ड हो जाता है h8zwG8bJW60,Sab Perception Hai | #SKSirKiClass EP2 Out Now | #TVF #Shorts #UPSC,2023-03-03T08:23:39Z,PT22S,148602,13523,52,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8zwG8bJW60,, ये बाल पता है कितना बार फैल होने के बाद बना एक बार भी नहीं [संगीत] क्योंकि एडिशन ने कहा आई एम नॉट फील्ड 10000 टाइम [संगीत] ₹10000 हो विल नॉट वर्क [संगीत] mg-7nBfPP4w,Moti Ki Keemat Usse Hi Nahi Pata Hoti | #SKSirKiClass EP2 Out Now | #TVF #Shorts #UPSC,2023-03-02T07:46:34Z,PT58S,251892,21132,93,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-7nBfPP4w,, ऐसी स्पेशल तो है लेकिन बात उसे खुद नहीं पता है जैसे मोती अब मोती भी समंदर का बीच में ही मिलता है लेकिन किस चीज से मोती निकलेगा उसे परखना और ढूंढना बहुत मुश्किल कम [संगीत] और इसीलिए मोती होता है [संगीत] लेकिन कीमती होता है दूसरों के लिए मोती को खुद अपना कीमत का कहां पता होता है [संगीत] और अगर उसने पूरा कर लिया [संगीत] JAVjnBEgQro,Apno Ko Face Karna Bohot Mushkil Hota Hai | #SKSirKiClass EP1 Out Now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-02-27T07:56:13Z,PT48S,2510668,172348,174,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVjnBEgQro,, प्रवीण भाई मेरे ना दो बड़े खास दोस्त हैं मतलब कॉलेज टाइम से ही दोस्त हैं यूपीएससी की तैयारी भी हमने साथ ही कारी थी [संगीत] और अपनों को फेस करना ना बड़ा मुश्किल हो जाता है यार खासकर की जब आपने उनके साथ कुछ गलत किया तो मैं कई सालों तक उनसे भगत रहा हूं उनको फेस नहीं किया मैंने और प्रवीण भाई मुझको लगता है की जिस चीज से आप सबसे ज्यादा भागते हैं ना जब आप उसको फेस कर लेते हैं तो फिर आप जीवन में कोई भी कम Iq74tOqZ5bI,Life Ka Sabse Important Din | #SKSirKiClass EP1 Out Now | #TVF #Shorts #UPSC,2023-02-25T08:33:43Z,PT39S,666015,45567,106,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq74tOqZ5bI,, तो यूपीएससी नहीं कर पाऊंगा अच्छा क्या करना है कुछ सोचे हो जीवन में सर आपने मार्किंग का नाम सुना है आपके जैसे एक छोटा सा ए रहे हैं तो वह कहता है की लाइफ में ना दो सबसे इंपॉर्टेंट दिन होते हैं पहला वो जितना पैदा होते हो दूसरा वो जब आपको समझ ए जाए पैदा हुए क्यों मेरा पहला सबसे इंपॉर्टेंट दिन 15 अक्टूबर है आप भी जरूर करना दूसरा सबसे इंपॉर्टेंट जब भी आएगा ना सर मैं सबसे पहले आपको ही बताऊंगा प्रॉमिस [संगीत] YWfAqp85Du8,UPSC nikalna hai toh Arjun bano! #SKSirKiClass EP1 Out Now | #Shorts #TVF,2023-02-23T10:43:41Z,PT35S,593947,43127,174,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWfAqp85Du8,, पता है बड़े कमरे क्यों नहीं बनाता कोई काकी उसे बड़े कमरे में यूपीएससी निकलने का लक्ष्य कहीं खो ना जाए अब द्रोपदी के स्वयंवर में सब मछली को देखकर अपना निशाना साध रहे द इसलिए सब फैल होते गए लेकिन अर्जुन ने कुछ छोटा देखा मछली की आंख और इसीलिए अपने पहले ही अटेम्प्ट में अपना लक्ष्य भेज दिया भैया यहां पर भी जो अर्जुन की तरह छोटे कमरे में रहकर अपने लक्ष्य पर फोकस करेगा ना dTSbcI44QkA,"SK Sir Ki Class | EP1 - Chakravyuh | Watch in Hindi, Tamil or Telugu | TVF",2023-02-21T06:30:10Z,PT28M54S,14207182,497653,13250,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTSbcI44QkA," Manoj. Manoj. Manoj. Yes, Ashish sir. Bring me a cold drink. Sir, there is no cold drink. If you want, I will send the car and get it. -Yes. Get it. -Okay, sir. Okay. Listen. -Yes, sir. -You are sending the car. I want biryani too. Okay, sir. Work from home today as well? Your boss has sent me your resignation letter. Who told you to speak to my boss? Am I in school? That's how you are behaving. Who bunks during notice period? Papa, who serves three months' notice period for one month's job? It's common sense. Exactly. But seeing you it doesn't seem that common sense is common. You insisted on doing computer science. Because you wanted to be a coder. what happened to that? I got bored. Papa, I cannot sit in a cubicle and do a 9-5 job. What do you want to do then? I am asking you something. I don't know. I don't know right now. That's why I have taken a wellness break. Fine. If you don't know what to do, then do what I tell you. Papa, please don't start again. -I tried last year on your insistence? -UPSC exam is not so easy. That you study for four hours and it's done. If you think it's not possible here then go and prepare there where everybody goes. Papa, I won't go there. -You said... -Manoj. Pack his bag. Tomorrow take him to Delhi. Yes, sir. Patience. Perseverance. Dedication. These three things are as important for an aspirant as tradition, prestige and discipline are for a 'Gurukul' student. Old Rajinder Nagar is the 'Gurukul' of aspirants. It's the ocean of million dreams. What lives in an ocean? The tortoise. Be a tortoise. If you want to be an IAS. Because UPSC preparation is not a race. It's a marathon. And tortoise is the one that wins the marathon. -So my tortoises, drown in the ocean. -Sir. I have heard your tortoise story. It's trending on WhatsApp. You cannot pass UPSC through WhatsApp. Got that? Are you reading the study material? Sir, now we will read only your books. There is still time for that. Come. It's been two weeks. Try to come on time. Sorry, sir. Yes. What were we discussing yesterday? The education system. You will say that good schools should be built in villages so that children come to study. That's already happening. We expect some better solution from the future IAS. Like providing sports facility for children. -Sir. -Yes. Music class. Yes. Co-curricular activity. That's good. -Sir. -Yes. Good food. Good food. More children. No. He is right. Improving midday meals. Anybody else? Ashish. Ashish. Sir, we can do immersive learning through Metaverse. Metaverse? That Marvel one? That's Multiverse. Watch some movies instead of WhatsApp status. You might get this question in general awareness. Yes? Sir, actually, Metaverse is a universe on internet. We can have a realistic experience with our digital avatars. Real is real. Does it have some type? Yes. Augmented Reality. AR. Like digital elements in the real world. Like, Insta Filters or Pokemon Go. VR. Virtual reality. Real elements in digital world. Like instead of playing games on internet you become a part of the game and you play like the player. Sir, it can make studies interesting. If you want to study gravity you will feel you are actually sitting under the tree with Newton. And you can see the apple falling. Sir, it sounds futuristic. No. He is right. It's not futuristic. It could come in current affairs. You guys should also study that. But sir, I must say one thing. As an IAS if Ashish makes Newton available to village children then children will definitely come. Great! We will speak about the next subject tomorrow. Study a bit more in detail about this. Come on. Good. No. We were talking about rural development. Participate in the class. Ask questions. What's the problem? -Good morning, sir. -Good morning, Sujata madam. -How are you? -Great. Great. Fine. Ashish. Come here. What's going on? You are late every day. You are late, but your father will rebuke me. Sir, I thought my my father was only a terror at home? You are more scared than me. There is something besides fear and terror. Respect. Why were you late today? Sir, I was playing games the whole night. Oh, man! You should have at least lied that you were studying. Why will I lie to you, sir? You are not papa. I am a teacher. As a teacher it's my responsibility. How will you do UPSC like that? Exactly, sir. That's what I am saying. Please explain to my papa. He doesn't listen to me. He might listen to you. Okay, sir. Hello. Yes, Manoj. I have come out. Where are you? 'Sir, I have left for Chandigarh.' 'Sir said that you are late for classes since two weeks.' 'So you won't get a car now.' What! How will I go home? What are you doing? It's him. I am not doing anything. He is doing it. Mister! -Who sits like this? -He's sitting on my laps. -Mister, what are you doing? You... -What is this behaviour? He's an illiterate. Only one... Only one, two, three. 'Why has uncle become a jailer?' Even he stayed there to prepare. I have to spend six months in this jail. When I will fail in prelims, he will call me back. Hello. Ashish, I can't hear you. -'Hello.' -Hello. -Hello. -Hello, Raghav. There is network problem in this jail. Wait. I will call you from the terrace. 'The entire office is going to sector 17 to party in the evening.' You are not here. Who will pay for me? I will have to pay. I will buy you beer after I return. Will you tell me a way to get out of here? Manoj used to handle my cooking and laundry. Look. I don't know about getting out of there. But I can tell you how you can make it endurable. Do one thing. Give the week's clothes to laundry on Sunday. And find a good meal service. Look. There is no other option. ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or..."" ""Listen. Listen. Listen."" ""This is not a song or a rap. This is life."" ""Sometimes it's tough. Sometimes it's light."" ""No day or night. Plight is bad. But future is bright."" ""Sometimes it's dynamite. It's the height of frustration."" ""It's the fight of UPSC aspirants."" ""This is not a song or a rap. This is their life."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" The sight of the food made me nauseous. And when I ate it, I actually puked. It's okay. It's just a matter of six months. ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or..."" ""One has to endure the burden of expectation every day."" ""Forget slumber. And just study."" ""Forgo laziness."" ""Uproot any evil eye."" ""Live up to the expectations."" Was Fatima Fakhr-un-Nisa the answer? Of course. You don't even remember the name of Tipu Sultan's mother. How will you pass UPSC? ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or..."" You don't even remember the name of Tipu Sultan's horse. You won't be able to do UPSC. You better go home. Enough. That's enough. It's okay. You will travel with the blue light car. ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or quit it."" ""It's desire. Either crack it or..."" Bro, listen. Leave alone six months. I cannot even spend six days here. You are my friend, aren't you? Give me some idea. Bro. Bro, don't worry. Calm down. We will think of something. Don't worry. Okay? Okay. Listen. I know it's not the best time. But have you thought of what virtual space to make for the Metaverse competition? The entry deadline is drawing near. Bro, listen. These are futuristic things. Forget it. Bro, I hope you know that it's a big opportunity. Look. I am saying this because your visualization is good. Ever since you have resigned, I have got all your workload. You have got my workload. What about my system that has got overloaded? Bro, listen. You do it. Okay. I will do it. But I won't get time to talk to you every day like this. Okay? Bye. -Listen. Listen. Listen. -Yes. I will have to do it if we want to win the competition. I will think of something. Will you think of a way to get me out of this universe? Bro, honestly speaking, I don't think there is any way to get out of there before the prelims. Do one thing. Shift to a nice flat. At least there will be peace of mind. Look. When you are in the theatre to watch a pathetic movie at least the seat should be good. Right? Broker's number? -Where are you staying now? -PG. But now, I want a flat. Tell me something. Why are all flats in Old Rajindra Nagar so old? When the area is called Old how will you get new rooms? But they could have made it bigger. Do you know why nobody makes big rooms anymore? -Why? -So that the map of UPSC is not lost in a big room. During Draupadi's Swayamvar everybody was targeting the fish. That's why everybody failed. But Arjun saw something smaller. The fish's eye. That's why he hit the target in the first attempt. Only the one who focuses on his target in a small room like Arjun passes UPSC in the first attempt. Got that? Here. Drink tea. -Isn't your name Shambhu? -Yes. Don't try to be Shakespeare. Make tea, don't tell tall tales. A big flat will be costly. Do you have the budget? My father has a blue beacon car. He will see. He is Arjun's son. That's why he got stuck in the maze. Drink tea. -Focus on this. This is important. -Okay, sir. Thank you. Hey, Ashish! Come here. This... -Hello, sir. -Good morning. Did you see the notice board? Mock test result has been put up. What is there to see, sir? When I wrote the paper, I understood how many marks I will get. Is it that you don't want to do UPSC? Or do you feel that you can't do it? Sir, leave alone me, 99.9% aspirants who come here won't pass. So you don't want to do UPSC. Okay. What do you want to do in life? Have you thought about that? Isn't this the biggest question of life, sir? What do you want to do? Sir, have you heard about Mark Twain? He was a smalltime author like you. He said that there are two most important days of your life. The first one is the day you are born. And the second one is the day you understand why you were born. My first important day is 15th October. Please wish me on that day. Sir, whenever the second important day arrives you will be the first person to know. Promise. Come on. God has given you brains. If you channelize it in the right direction the second most important day will arrive soon. Got that? Sir, I thought your lectures are limited to classrooms. I will leave, sir. Bye. -Good morning, sir. -Hi. Good morning. Hello, Shambhu. Hello, sir. Shambhu. -Yes, sir. -Give me my special tea. Right away, sir. Shambhu, I also want SK sir special tea. Yes, ma'am. Sujata madam. It's nothing special. He adds one cardamom and charges Rs.10 extra. When are you publishing your book, sir? Writing a book on UPSC preparation is not less than writing a scripture. I am writing. Let's see when it gets published. Will I have to buy it from the market? Or will I get it separately? Along with your signature. You are kidding. There will be a special copy for you. -Excuse me. There is a call. -Okay. Yes. Jai Hind, sir. Yes. Jai Hind. SK, what's up? How is Old Rajindra Nagar? It's the way you had left it, Charan sir. Is that so? I have seen your big posters. The highest scoring students are from your coaching. Don't be so modest. Charan sir, I wanted to be an IAS like you. Now, I am left with only modesty. But the country's future sits in your class, SK. That's why I have sent my son to you. But if he had to score only 30 marks in the mock test he could have scored that at home too. No, sir. It's just the beginning, sir. He will improve, sir. He begins many things. You don't know him. In school he insisted on buying a guitar. And now, it's rusting. In college he got obsessed with start-up. He couldn't advance beyond the idea. He found the job of his choice. And he resigned. You need to be strict with him. Yes. I have understood, sir. Don't worry. -I will see, sir. Goodbye. -Goodbye. Okay, Sujata madam. There is a boy named Ashish Arora in your history class. Please send me his progress report. -Ashish. -Yes. He didn't come to class after initial few lectures, sir. Yes, papa. I swear. I cannot study in such a small room. There is a tea stall outside my coaching class. He was also telling me to shift to a big flat. There will be open rooms in big homes. Your mind will remain open. You will be able to study properly. Son, when I was staying there for my preparation I used to stay in a smaller room than this. I used to cook on my own. Despite that I never got 30 marks in the mock test. Papa, I did my best. Then do better than your best. Unless there is improvement I will reduce your pocket money by half. You won't get any money for expenses besides travel, rent and food. -Papa, so less money... -Ashish. UPSC is the toughest exam in the world. If you want to crack it, you will also have to become tough. Got that? Big flat, outside food. These are all distractions. If you remain engrossed in it, you will never crack it. Now make me proud. Okay? Bye. He is Charan sir's son. He is not Tamasha movie's Ranbir. Why are you trying to be Piyush Mishra? You are asking me your story. Tell me. What's in your heart? Look. He will have to find out what he wants to do in life. Even if he finds out, he might not be able to complete it. Because he will leave it midway. All I want is that he should complete whatever work he does. That's the least I can do as a teacher and local guardian. I see. How will you do that? I have called you to find out that. Listen, SK. If you want to make him Abhilash and become his brother Sandeep, then go ahead. But please keep me away from all this. Got that? I don't have time to waste. Yes. You don't even have time to reply in the group. You are right. You got emotional again, SK. Didn't I call after seeing your message? You know Abhilash. He won't talk to us. But he will talk about us in the video, in front of everybody. -Did you see his new video? -Which video? Send me. Fine. I will send you. I will tell you if I can find a solution for your student. Okay? Yes. -Fine. Goodnight. -Bye. 'Fine.' 'It will be done by next week. Okay?' 'Thank you.' Yes. You tell me. What is your problem? Sir, I don't have any problem. I am a reporter. Sir, you organize a monthly public meeting like Emperor Akbar. You listen to people's problems and provide suggestions. Sir, it's really commendable. Thank you. But... It's not about being an emperor. I am just a servant. People's servant. A public servant. Asking the public how we can serve them better should be the most important task of any public servant. That's what I am doing. You are right, sir. But people are not interested in system and bureaucracy. People want answers. Perhaps that's why nowadays public servants run away from public. Sir, none of the previous DMs in Rampur dared to come in front of public how are you doing this? -What is your name? -Praveen. Praveen. Praveen, I have two special friends. We are college friends. We had prepared for UPSC together. 'I had a terrible fight with one of them.' 'I didn't talk to them for many years.' 'It wasn't ego.' I was just feeling embarrassed. I was feeling guilty. Because it was my fault. It's difficult to face your dear ones. Especially, when you have wronged them. I ran away from them for many years. I didn't face them. Praveen, I believe when you face whatever you are trying to run away from then you can face anything in life. When I can muster courage and face my friends whom I had wronged I can obviously face Rampur's people. I want their welfare. He looks like your twin brother. -Hello, sir. -Sit. Sit. Sir, I was making an avatar for a competition. Make one for me too. Don't forget the coat, muffler and spectacles. Otherwise nobody will recognize me. Did you have some work? You called me. Yes. Man... what are you running away from? From UPSC preparation? Or Old Rajindra Nagar? Sir, it's such a difficult question. It could be asked in UPSC. I thought so. You don't want to do UPSC preparation. Okay. I can talk to your father. He might agree if I talk to him. He might take you away from here. But you will have to do something for me. What, sir? Well, that... I am writing a book on UPSC preparation. Please help me finish it. Sir, I... Why me, sir? You are the only person in entire Old Rajindra Nagar. Others are busy with UPSC preparation. Yes. The other day you told me to talk to your papa. I will try. Rest depends on his wish. I will take that chance, sir. What will I have to do? -There are three tasks. -Yes. This is a list of notes. Once you make them, I will tell you the remaining two. Okay, sir. Thank you, sir. Ashish, I have found a great flat. If you agree to give me commission, I will talk to them. Leave it, Shambhu. As it is, I am not going to stay here for long. Abhimanyu has found the way out of the maze. Amazing!", दिस वीडियो इस अवेलेबल इन हिंदी तमिल एंड तेलुगू [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] तुम्हारे बॉस ने मुझे तुम्हारा रेजिग्नेशन लेटर भेजा है [संगीत] स्कूल में हूं मैं कौन मारता है की कॉमन सेंस कॉमन रह गया है तो करना क्या है फिर मैं कुछ पूछ रहा हूं नहीं पता [संगीत] अभी नहीं बता इसलिए बैलेंस ब्रेक पे हूं अगर तुम्हें नहीं पता की क्या करना है प्लीज आप फिर से स्टार्ट मत करो [संगीत] जहां से सब लोग जाते हैं [संगीत] पेशेंस पर जीवन के लिए उतना ही जरूरी है जितना एक गुरुकुल के छात्र के लिए परंपरा प्रतिष्ठा और अनुशासन और यह ओल्ड राजेंद्र नगर [संगीत] सपनों का समंदर [संगीत] ये जो स्टडी मटेरियल दिया पढ़ रहे हो सर अब तो आपकी बुक से पढ़ेंगे सर वो तो हो ही रहा है जो फ्यूचर एक्सपेक्ट करते हैं जैसे बच्चों के लिए स्पोर्ट्स पर्सनैलिटी जो है वो प्रोवाइड करना हैं मिड दे मिल जो है उसमें इंप्रूवमेंट करना और कोई जनरल अवेयरनेस में ए सकता है क्या होता है ऑगमेंटेड रियलिटी और यानी रियल वर्ल्ड में डिजिटल एलिमेंट्स कहा जाना जैसे की इंस्टा फिल्टर पोकेमोन गो और सी आर वर्चुअल रियलिटी यानी डिजिटल वर्ल्ड में रियल एलिमेंट्स का ए जाना जैसे की आप इंटरनेट पर गेम खेलने की जगह सचमुच गेम का पार्ट ओके प्लेयर की तरह खेल रहे हो सर इससे पढ़ काफी इंटरेस्टिंग हो सकती है जैसे की अगर आपको ग्रेविटी पढ़नी है तो आपको ऐसा लगेगा आप सही में न्यूटन के साथ उसे पेड़ के नीचे बैठे हैं और वो सेफ को टूट के गिरता हुआ देख रहे हैं सर करंट अफेयर्स में ए सकता है तुम लोग भी पढ़ा करो यार [हंसी] इसके बारे में थोड़ा डिटेल में और पढ़ लेना हान चलो गुड नहीं पूछो क्या चल क्या रहा है भाई रोज लेट ए रहे हो सुनाएंगे तुम्हारे पिताजी हमें टीचर तो है और टीचर हमारा बनता है ना कैसे निकलेगा यूपीएससी का रहा हूं [संगीत] इसलिए तुम्हें घर कैसे जाऊंगा [संगीत] भाई इतना जेलर क्यों बन रहा है उन्होंने तो वहीं रह के तैयारी की थी ना अरे 6 महीने बिताने इस जेल में फैल हो जाऊंगा तो अपने आप बना लेंगे हेलो भाई आशीष आवाज़ नहीं ए रही तेरी हेलो हेलो [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] हंसना है फोड़ दे या छोड़ दे वासना है फोड़ दे या छोड़ दे वासना है फोड़ दे अब तुझे टीपू सुल्तान की घोड़े का भी नाम याद नहीं है घर जा बस यार हो गया छोड़ दे या छोड़ दे 6 महीने का छे दिन निकलना कुछ आइडिया तो बताओ भाई भाई टेंशन मत ले ठीक है बाकी जब से तूने डिजाइन करके कहना तेरा सारा कम का लौंडा मेरे पे ए गया है मेरा सारे लोग तेरे पे ए गए और मेरा सिस्टम जो लोड चल रहा है उसका क्या भाई सन तू कर ले ओके मैं कर लूंगा लेकिन फिर ना मेरे पास तेरे से रोज ऐसे बात करने का टाइम नहीं रहेगा ठीक है चलो बाय बाय तुम मुझे तो करना ही पड़ेगा ना सोचता हूं कुछ अब तक तू मेरे इस यूनिवर्स से निकलने कोई रास्ता ढूंढेगा भाई सच बताऊं तो मुझे नहीं लगता की प्रीलिम से पहले कोई निकलने का रास्ता है यहां से कोई कम करना कोई अच्छे से फ्लैट में शिफ्ट हो जाओ इतने पुराने क्यों हुए हैं तो नए कमरे कहां से मिलेंगे थोड़ा तो बड़ा बना सकते द ना पता यहां बड़े कमरे क्यों नहीं बनाता कोई ताकि उसे बड़े कमरे में यूपीएससी निकलने का लक्ष्य कहीं खो ना जाए अब द्रोपदी के स्वयंवर में सब मछली को देखकर अपना निशाना साध रहे द इसलिए सब फैल होते गए लेकिन अर्जुन ने कुछ छोटा देखा मछली की आंख और इसीलिए अपने पहले ही अटेम्प्ट में अपना लक्ष्य भेज दिया अब भैया यहां पर भी जो अर्जुन की तरह छोटे कमरे में रहकर अपने लक्ष्य पर फोकस करेगा ना चाय पियो [संगीत] बड़ा फ्लैट महंगा मिलेगा बजट है तुम्हारा [संगीत] यह नोटिस बोर्ड देखें मॉक टेस्ट का रिजल्ट लगा है लगता है की यूपीएससी होगा नहीं तुमसे मैं क्या या तो 99.9% जितने भी एस्पायरेंट आते हैं सबका नहीं होगा ना क्या करना है कुछ सोचे हो जीवन में [संगीत] लाइफ का सबसे बड़ा सवाल ये भी नहीं है [संगीत] [संगीत] जब भी आएगा ना सर मैं सबसे पहले आपको ही बताऊंगा [संगीत] भगवान [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] और सर आपकी बुक कब ए रही है नहीं तो बस घिस रहेगा तो आएगा तो हमें भी मार्केट से लेनी पड़ेगी या अलग से मिल जाएगी आपके साइन के साथ रखेंगे [संगीत] तुम्हारे सबसे ज्यादा तुम्हारे पास लेकिन अगर मॉक टेस्ट में है तो वह तो घर बैठ कर भी लिया था [संगीत] कॉलेज में स्टार्टअप का भूत चड्ढा आइडिया [संगीत] हां समझा सर आप चिंता मत करिए [संगीत] आशीष अरोड़ा एक लड़का होगा उसका प्रोग्रेस रिपोर्ट [संगीत] अच्छी हो जाएगी [संगीत] तब तक आधा खर्चा काट रहा हूं ट्रेवल रेंट और कोई खर्चा नहीं मिलेगा तुम्हें पापा इतने कम पैसों में यूपीएससी इस डी टापेस्ट एग्जाम इन डी वर्ल्ड अगर इसे क्रैक करना है तो तुम्हें भी उतना ही टॉप बन्ना पड़ेगा समझे बड़ा फ्लैट इनके चक्कर में रहोगे तो कभी क्रैक कर ही नहीं पाओगे नव में प्राउड ओके बाय [संगीत] चरण सर का लौंडा है ना तमाशा का रणवीर तो नहीं और तू क्यों बन रहा है पियूष मिश्रा अपनी कहानी मुझसे पूछता है बोल क्या है तेरे दिल के अंदर अच्छा और कैसे करेगा तू यह कॉल मुझे दूर रहा है सबसे समझा मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है फालतू हां भाई हमारे पास तो ग्रुप पर रिप्लाई कर्नाटक का टाइम नहीं है कॉल किया की नहीं मैंने कोई समाधान निकलता है तो बताता हूं ठीक है भाई गुड नाइट जनता दरबार लगाते हैं जहां जनता की सारी समस्याओं को सुनते हैं सुझाव देते हैं सर काफी सराहनीय कम है सर और पब्लिक से पूछना की हम उनको कैसे बटोर कर सकते हैं किसी भी पब्लिक सर्वेंट का सबसे इंपॉर्टेंट कम होना चाहिए तो बस वही कर रहे हैं बात तो सही है सर लेकिन पब्लिक को सिस्टम और ब्यूरोक्रेसी से मतलब नहीं होता है जनता बस अपना जवाब मांगती है और शायद इसीलिए आजकल के पब्लिक सर्वेंट सबसे ज्यादा पब्लिक से ही भागते हैं तो जहां सर आपसे पहले रामपुर के किसी डीएम की पब्लिक के बीच में आने की हिम्मत नहीं हुई वहां आप ये कैसे कर ले रहे हैं क्या नाम है आपका जी प्रवीण प्रवीण प्रवीण भाई मेरे नाम दो बड़े खास दोस्त हैं मतलब कॉलेज टाइम से ही दोस्त हैं यूपीएससी की तैयारी भी हमने साथ ही कारी थी [संगीत] मैंने उनसे बात ही नहीं कारी इनको नहीं था [संगीत] क्योंकि गलती मेरी थी [संगीत] और अपनों को फेस करना ना बड़ा मुश्किल हो जाता है यार खासकर की जब आपने उनके साथ कुछ गलत किया [संगीत] उनको फेस नहीं किया मैंने और प्रवीण भाई मुझको लगता है की जिस चीज से आप सबसे ज्यादा भागते हैं ना जब आप उसको फेस कर लेते हैं तो फिर आप जीवन में कोई भी कम कर तो बस फिर मैं हिम्मत करके अपने उसे दोस्त को फेस कर सकता हूं जिसके साथ मैंने इतना गलत किया था तो रामपुर की जनता को तो फेस कर ही सकता हूं इनके लिए तो मैं सिर्फ भलाई करना चाहता हूं [संगीत] कुछ कम था सर तुम किस चीज से ज्यादा भागते हो मतलब इतना डिफिकल्ट क्वेश्चन है की यूपीएससी में ए सकता है हम बात करेंगे मैं मैं क्यों सर पूरा ओल्ड राजेंद्र नगर में अकेला तुम ही खाली आदमी हूं बाकी सब का टाइम तो यूपीएससी प्रिपरेशन में निकल जाता है [संगीत] थैंक यू सर [संगीत] निकलने का रास्ता मिल गया [संगीत] ही गैस तो कैसी लगी आपको इसके सर की पहली क्लास क्योंकि तूने भी तो अपने घर वालों की प्रेशर में इंजीनियरिंग की थी काफी रिलेटेबल है हान पर अब तो मैं अपना फैशन फॉलो कर रही हूं ना सही है वैसे आशीष के न्यूटन वाले एग्जांपल से ये तो समझ ए गया की मेटा वो उसके थ्रू एजुकेशन के अलावा बाकी सेक्टर में भी काफी रिवॉल्यूशन हो सकता है बिल्कुल जैसे एग्रीकल्चर ऑटोमोबाइल हेल्थ केयर हर जगह तो आप भी हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में बताइए की हम मेटल हाउसेस के थ्रू और कौन-कौन से सेक्टर में रिवॉल्यूशन ला सकते हैं एंड गैस आशीष ने दिया हुआ टास्क पूरा कर पता है की नहीं ये जानने के लिए स्टेट यू तू एपिसोड तू एंड उसके लिए प्लीज सब्सक्राइब तू डी वायरल फीवर [संगीत] VBTJaKLjJuM,Kya aap iss karam yudh ke liye taiyaar ho? | #SKSirKiClass releasing on 21st February | #Shorts #TVF,2023-02-19T06:35:52Z,PT24S,763324,51783,137,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBTJaKLjJuM,, गुरी युगों पहले ना कुरुक्षेत्र का मैदान में कर्म युद्ध हुआ जिसमें अर्जुन अपनी भाइयों से अपने खून से लड़ा था कलियां ओल्ड राजेंद्र नगर में भी ना ये कर्म युद्ध होगा तब देखते हैं की हमारा अर्जुन अपने खून के सामने टिक कर खड़ा रहता है [संगीत] llHDbrtMgkA,CA ke paas fun ke liye time nahi hota | Full video streaming now on YouTube | #Shorts #TVF #CA,2023-02-16T12:20:23Z,PT38S,124142,5245,20,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llHDbrtMgkA,, मेरे siyiye के पंच फील्डर का क्या तुम तुम्हारा सी और उसके फील्ड है देख मेरी तरफ आज मेरे पास मैं देख मेरी तरफ आज मेरे पास बांग्ला है गाड़ी नौ kachakkar रुकिए पैसे धन दौलत है [ __ ] करने के लिए खाली समय तुम्हारे पास क्या तेरे पास [संगीत] ये तेरे घर के आगे स्लो चल रहा है गाड़ी तेरी पुरी डिप्रेशन हो चुकी है और मेरी फीस देने के बाद ना तेरे पास बैंक बैलेंस भी नहीं बचा है लेकिन तेरे पास [ __ ] करने के लिए खाली समय पर नहीं है ना 3MYcxxF4e5E,Bhartiya CA Aspirant Qtiyapa ft. Abhinav Anand & Prakhar Sharma | TVF,2023-02-15T06:26:09Z,PT8M17S,555812,27410,956,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MYcxxF4e5E,," Son. Ashok is having trouble understanding FR. -Help him. -Can't do it, mom. Son. If I keep tutoring everyone, when am I going to study? Stop disturbing me. Please, son. Why do you want to increase competition? Let him not study if he doesn't want to. I cannot help him. Are you not the apple of my eye? Please. Please. Please. Thus the balance sheet is tallied. Understood, papa? This time father and son will ace CA together. Their goat biryani is delicious. -Excuse me. -Yes, sir. Why did you apply GST here? Not us. It's the government that applies GST. But you don't have a GST number, no tax invoice. Plus there is only 5% allowed on food, and you are charging 18%. Do you even pay the government, or do you? Listen, waiter, don't charge us extra. -My friend is an aspiring CA. -CA? Sir, listen to me. I have some money... in black. Make it white. Where the hell did he come from? He is an aspiring CA. Don't you get it? He is not a CA yet. -You are not? -Yes. Then quietly pay the bill. Do you know why you can't unlock your phone in a single attempt? Why? Because CA aspirants need multiple attempts. Good one? I want to know, you never ask for the emergency exit seat, do you? Why? Because... it needs to be opened in a single attempt, bro. -Bro, listen. -Yes. -Do you know-- -Yes, I do. The full form of CA is not a chartered account but continuous attempts. -Can I tell you something? -Yes. If I strangle you in a fit of rage, then being a CA student I won't be charged with murder, but for attempt to murder. Sorry, bro. But can you say that again? It wasn't clear... at the first attempt, bro! A****e. Bro, why are you reading this? This thing is history after last year's amendment. Read this. -Thank you. -It's new book. This one's outdated too. Read this. Because there is a new amendment in place of this amendment as well. When? -Last month. -That one is outdated as well. Because in just six hours the previous amendment has been replaced. Read this. 'That doesn't matter.' 'Because the previous amendments have been replaced at 5:30.' But it's still 5:20. Congratulations on the new syllabus. Oh, God! So Raj, what did you opt for in class 11? Commerce. If you loved experimenting, you should have opted for science instead. Why are you experimenting with your career, bro? It's all about the girls, Bablu Bhaiyya. There are more girls in commerce. I feel he wasn't given the option of Science. He doesn't like to study. -He is a junkie. -Must be a fool. -Must be an ______. -No, he is an _______. -_______, huh? -Great joke. -Aren't you two engineers? -Yes. You guys have it all sorted out. Either you will get a job, or else TVF is ready to employ you as a writer. And even if you get a job, you will come to this CA for filing your ITR, save your taxes. But you guys wouldn't know, Foundation, Inter, and finals, we need to study 16 hours a day. But our hard work doesn't end there. Then tuition, three years of articleship, and not to forget B.Com. We don't make friends, don't ogle at girls, we don't enjoy life, why? Because we can't make friends. In school, we think we will make friends in college. And when we go to college, we realise CA isn't as easy as we thought. And even after all the hard work and sacrifice, there is no guarantee you will become a CA. Do you know why? Because India's result of CA is only 3 per cent. And I will be in that 3 percent. If it was such hard work, you should have opted for PCM as well. Come on, we have an exam tomorrow. We need to study at night. There is still time. You can switch to science. But what about my five failed attempts in CA. You, your CA and the failed attempts. Look at me. I have... I said look at me. I've a car, bungalow, servants, money, assets, time to waste. What do you have? I have... your balance sheet. There is a loan against your home. Your car is completely depreciated. And you will have no bank balance after paying my fee. But you don't have time to waste, bro. Only I have that. Only I have that! Do you know, earlier I only had a simple interest in you. But I didn't realise when this became compound interest. I was just a raw material. Then you came into my life, and you made me a finished good. Shalini, as of 31st March 2023, I want you to be the fixed asset in my life. I know there will be repairs maintenance, and several work between us. But trust me, our love won't depreciate. It is you who I want to reconcile my differences with. It is you, who I want to fight this cruel world with. It is you, who I want to balance my sheet with. Shalini Gupta, would you like to be in a non-redeemable bond with me. Actually, I didn't understand a word, but it sounded nice. Brother Results are out. I know. By how much number did you miss? I didn't check the results. Why? If i know I'm going to fail then whats the point? It won't be of any use to you but for me it is of use. Beacuse for next six months i have to crack jokes on you. 840256 Raj Aryan Gupta. Bro. It says pass. Look. Raj Aryan pass. You are a CA. You are. Congrats, Raj. CA Raj. CA Raj. CA Raj bro. CA Raj Gupta. What? You cannot write CA on the ticket. Don't want it. Sir, I have some money... black. Make it white." 4NdMyxlDEkk,Nothing But The Truth | #TVF #TVFPitchers #Shorts,2023-02-14T05:31:12Z,PT26S,108024,3402,52,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NdMyxlDEkk,, [प्रशंसा] वही डोंट यू तेल अस व्हाट डू यू फुल अबाउट दिस ओल्ड डिबेट ऑफ ओल्ड वर्सस नहीं सो के नाम पर 24 घंटे दफ्तर में रहना है घर नहीं जाना है फैमिली एक रेड करनी है शादी नहीं करनी है बच्चे नहीं पैदा करने क्यों नहीं पैदा करने आपको बच्चे क्यों नहीं करनी आपको शादी ये सुनने वाले कभी भी पीटर्स डिस्पैच नहीं कर सकते एंड थॉट्स अन फैक्ट [प्रशंसा] I0IonIoSAmY,IAS banne ke liye pehle kachua bano | #TVF #Aspirants #SKSir #Shorts,2023-02-08T10:05:29Z,PT28S,293551,24379,72,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0IonIoSAmY,, पेशेंस parjivarance डेडीकेशन जिसके अंदर सबसे स्ट्रांग होगा ना बन जाएगा YHiSS1eUK9Y,"Office Trip | TVF Pitchers - Bonus Scenes ft. Naveen Kasturia, Arunabh Kumar and Abhay Mahajan",2023-02-07T06:34:55Z,PT9M22S,451505,9919,162,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHiSS1eUK9Y,," An article from 'Hey Your Story' has put Pragati on the most boring startup list. We came offsite to prove them wrong. And all this before the important phase two. We would have rather gone to a 'Gila-Gila' waterpark. We came here, leaving those thrilling rides behind, and what do we see here? Employees are missing. Wow! I will make their smiles disappear when I... shove my boot up their... Brother. Pappi. Pappi is too much. Let's shake hands. No, no, my name is Pawan Putra Tiwari. We met in Bandra. Near the public toilet. I had two rupees and you had three. We pitched together. Did you come to Goa for your two rupees? No, I am here for the interview. We aren't that big yet for an interview. I am here to give an interview, not take one. What for? You said you will call me for the internship when your company starts. Ohh... we are here for offsite. We'll do some planning and brainstorming. I'll let you know if we have an opening. I don't have any place to stay. Doesn't matter. Sit on the floor. No one's picking up the call. What's the point of getting them offsite? Go check, Yogi. They must be around here somewhere. Go check. You don't have to, Yogi sir. I will go look. Bravo, Pappi. With such bold moves and initiatives, you will bag the internship. Go find everyone. Just watch. This will be our most productive offsite ever. -Shall I go? -Of course. But how will he recognise everyone? He will take some initiative. One second. Your shirt looks nice. -Okay. -Shall we go for the session? Brainstorming session? Now? God, first they scheduled an offsite on an extended weekend Saturday. And Mandal sir has said Nancy needs to click candids for social media. So act like you are having fun. See you. Whenever I see the founders, you've to act like your morale's boosted. The sessions continue till midnight. What do we get to see for nightlife? Cigarette shop. What is all this? I am not coming. Go. To hell with the session. We'll make boomerangs. Will you go after that? The session is at 2 o'clock, you say. No... I cannot make it in two hours. I mean, I cannot hurt the feelings of any dish. Hope you understand. I know there is an offsite. But I've a deadline the next day. So I need to work. But even brainstorming is work. They said Goa beach and brought us to this dump. And this chef. Butter chicken. Butter chicken. Butter chicken. Try making better chicken instead. And is my classic lemon tea ready? I told you 30 minutes ago. No booze either. Do you want booze? I have a contact. Wait. Hello. Yes. Can I get some booze? Okay. Done. -Good. -What else can you hustle? That's all. Are you guys coming for the session? No. Forget the session, Pappi. And anyway, the award night has been cancelled. Yes. This is our only chance to enjoy ourselves. You know the guys in the hotel, don't you? So why don't you help us? I'll look into it, but there is nothing called Jain non-veg. -Oh, man! -I'll do it. You will get your pastries, of which you already had four. You'll get your bhujia, and you will get your butter chicken. -Thank you, man. -Let's go. -Let's go. -But I have a request. The session scheduled for two days later, is happening in the evening. So please attend it. -Yes, we will try our best. -Yes, yes... Of course. -We are coming. -You are calling us. -There is something called Jain non-veg. -We are coming. Yes. -I know there is.-We are coming. Jain non-veg is real. Are you guys coming? Sorry, sir. I managed to be friends with them, but failed to call them at the session. I made a big mistake. What? Hiring him? No, putting up the wallpaper. Work hard, party harder. They all got inspired by that. All the coders turned out to be the snake up the sleeve. We thought we'll take java at offsite, but they are busy twisting to 'Marr Java' instead. When we go back, I'll screw every... I need to come up with new abuses for them. Then you can kiss phase 2 goodbye. We got them here to boost their morale, not shatter it. Phase 2 is going to be worse than Race 2. Woah.... What's up, guys? -All good. -What are you up to? Guys. Thank you so much. I had great fun with everyone on the offsite. I really liked it. I also know that your award night was cancelled. So you must have felt terrible. I have come up with something for all of you. So guys, let's live this moment to the fullest and make it count. Woah... Yes. It's a small award ceremony. The social butterfly award goes to... Guess. Guess. Nancy. The best employee of the offsite goes to... Get lost. This is the man. Wait a minute. It goes to Sahil. If sir tells him to go to hell, he thinks he's going offsite. But one minute. To present this award, can we please have... Hey, boys. Clap, guys. Please. Clap. Clap, guys. Please. Clap. Okay, guys. Don't worry. We are not going to have any brainstorming sessions here. We'll present this award and leave. So... -Clap, guys. -Sahil. Guys, I am so sorry. But I don't think I deserve this award. You are right. Seriously, sir. I think someone else deserves this award. He is not an employee of Pragati, but he has become a part of Pragati's team. He helped everyone, even on the offsite, with the fun arrangements. And that guy is none other than... Pappi. He is perfectly fit for our accounts department. He is a very resourceful guy, please give it a thought. Absolutely, sir. He is a hustler. -Really nice. -Congrats. The best employee of the offsite goes to... Really nice. -Hey. -Party. -Sure. -Guys, one second. I don't think we had a chance to talk. Our situation hasn't improved much. Some time ago few of our critical team members left us. And some others in the sector started labelling us as a boring and yesterday's startup. But we are very desperate to get our competitor's market share. Maybe, just as desperate as Pappi for something that all of you have. A job at Pragati. He used his friendly nature, and with his sincerity, he made friends with everyone in two days. And guys, I feel we should have Pappi around us every day. No? As a reminder... Without thinking about the labels that people give us, we should make our own label. We are going to make our own label. A label of progress. So, with that belief, let's start working on Pragati's phase 2. Yeah... With no struggle, there's no 'Pragati'" 1NfLsQH2uBo,Dosti tootne ka dard alag hota hai! | #TVF #SKSir #Aspirants #Shorts,2023-02-02T10:58:09Z,PT1M,702686,42135,78,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NfLsQH2uBo,, कॉलेज में क्या बोलते द हमको [संगीत] आई नहीं सकते बहुत पीछे छूट गया भाई बहुत पीछे छूट गया 4 साल से पढ़ा रहा हूं पर पढ़ाया हुआ स्टूडेंट भी तो एक बार पलट के नहीं पूछा है ठीक है इसके देख तुझे कोई फाइनेंशियल हेल्प चाहिए तो आई कैन नहीं बोल रहा हूं यार पर अभी ट्राइपॉड का तीनों लेग को एक दूसरे का जरूरत है ना तभी तो पिक्चर परफेक्ट बनेगा भाई मुझे किसी की जरूरत नहीं है उसके [संगीत] gz_ryiWW8pM,Saraswati Puja | Festivals Of Bharat | The Viral Fever,2023-02-01T06:38:07Z,PT15M23S,812961,77188,7621,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz_ryiWW8pM,, गुलमोहर घर तुम्हारा नाम होता गुलमोहर घर तुम्हारा नाम होता मौसम गुल को फ़साना भी हमारा कम होता गुलमोहर घर तुम्हारा नाम होता प्रणाम कुबेर भैया प्रणाम प्रणाम क्या हाल-चाल बढ़िया बढ़िया पापा काट देना हो गया अरे धान नहीं सरस्वती पूजा का चंदा काटना है ठीक है रामायण का भी प्रोग्राम है भैया रात के ठीक है [संगीत] [संगीत] चंदा काटने से पास कर देगा देखो [संगीत] सरस्वती पूजा इसका एक कम करो डीजे नहीं हुआ इन्होंने तो अब सिर्फ डीजे डीजे किए जा रहा है क्या होता है डीजे का फुल फॉर्म पता है तुमको फुल फॉर्म बता देंगे तो आप लाने दीजिएगा हान बताओ चलो बता दो बतला देंगे बताओ डीजे का फुल फॉर्म है दीपक झा दीपक जा तो सब शादी में उज करके गाना बजाता था उसके पैसे को फोन था मेमोरी वाला उसी को बुलाते द सब तो कहते द दीपक झा के बुलाओ दीपक झा के बुलाओ दीपक झा कंफर्म एकदम तुम गावरान को जरा इंटरनेट पे चेक करने दो अरे कथा है गांव का कथा लोग कहानी उसे पर थोड़ी रहता है गलत बता रहा है जी तुम ही सही बता रहा है डिस्क जॉकी बोल दिया मजाक में हम डीजल लाना था ना भैया देखिए ना त्यौहार का मौसम में सुना सुना अच्छा नहीं लगता है ठीक है लेकिन सुनो [संगीत] [संगीत] सब कर दिए ला दिए बढ़िया से सस्ते में सब हो गया जान पहचान वाला था कम रेट में ही हो गया फोटो ए गया है पागल 2 घंटा और कुछ नहीं होता है ये सरस्वती पूजा लगाएंगे ये लाएंगे बुलाएंगे बहाना नहीं है भाई सरस्वती मैन जो है ना ज्ञान की देवी है ज्ञान देती है तब जाकर के समाज का विकास होता डेवलपमेंट होता है समझा यह अमेरिका लंदन इन सब में डेवलपमेंट नहीं हो रहा विकास नहीं हो रहा है सरस्वती पूजा व्यास भी नहीं करता था हल्दी दूध भी नहीं पिता था ये जो ध्यान तपस्या मेडिटेशन होता है ये सब भी नहीं करता था लेकिन करने लगा ना कुछ दिन रुक जाओ सरस्वती पूजा भी करें लगेगा समझे सर सती पूजा छठ सब होगा चलो बच्चा भी दो बिना स्टैंड उठा स्टार्ट नहीं होता है पेट्रोल है इसमें पेट्रोल डलवा लीजिएगा 50 का यार चंदू ने दिया था [संगीत] हो हो [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] बेच दिए अरे बेच दी और मूर्ति नहीं बनाया इतने कहे बनाया है और बनाना था और बना के क्या करेंगे आपको पता है की सब लड़का ना आजकल ऑनलाइन कोचिंग करने लगा है खान सर एक फिजिक्स वाले का जी सर ये अलग सर है तो हम मूर्ति बनाकर किसको देंगे क्या करेंगे बचा के मूर्तियां पूजा नहीं करते हैं महाराज जी बात कर रहे हैं तब क्या करें कोई उपाय है देखिए उपाय तो कुछ नहीं है कैलेंडर लीजिए पूजा यही है और दुकान है बाजार में चले जाइए मिल जाएगा कहीं ना कहीं मिल जाएगा टेंशन ना लीजिए एंड ढूंढ रहे हैं तेरी कृपा मा राह एन तुझे जाऊं कौन दिशा में तुझको मैया मोरी छुपी है कहां कर दे मुझमें पर तू नजर अपनी धुंडू तुझको मैया मोरी छुपी है कहां कर दे मुझमें पर तू नजर अपनी मूर्ति है जी मूर्ति नहीं है अरे भैया देखिए अरे चलो चलो चलो चलो गाना की कलेक्टर साहब आए द मुझमें पर तू नजर अपनी शर्म अरे महाराज वो भी ना खा लिए द तो गैस हो गया अजवाइन तो खाली लड़ाई क्या करें भैया इतने समय से मेहनत कर रहे हैं इम्तिहान दिए जा रहे हैं मेरिट लिस्ट में नाम ही नहीं ए रहा है हमारा मतलब सब ठीक कर देंगे तुम खाली विश्वास रखो विश्वास ही तो डोल गया ना भैया हमारा अब तो जन्मे करते हैं जब से हो संभाले कितना मैन से लगन से सरस्वती मैया का पूजा कर रहे हैं इतना एग्जाम दे रहे हैं साला 5 साल हो गए हमको करते करते ग्रुप दी तक नहीं निकल रहा है यार हमारा बाबा जी कहते द की समय से पहले और भाग्य से ज्यादा किसी को कुछ नहीं मिलता अब चलो मुंह मत latkao गांव का समाचार नहीं दिया श्रद्धा से किया जाता है पैसा से नहीं चिंता मत करो विश्वास करो [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] मैन शारदे मैन शारदे मैन ए चंद देव शारदा भवानी [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [संगीत] बाबा जी रहे हो ना तोड़ [संगीत] दिया अरे कहां है दीपू आओ जल्दी विसर्जन होने वाला है हमे आते हैं अरे मरने ठीक करने के लिए तो बुला रहे हो अरे नहीं चलो आओ जल्दी [संगीत] [संगीत] माता की जय माता की जय [संगीत] हेलो नहीं नहीं देखे यार [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] बोलिए मैन सरस्वती की भर में आती है साल भर में आती है सरस्वती मैया की गुजराती मैया की सरस्वती माता की [संगीत] कुमार भैया [संगीत] [हंसी] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] अगले बरस फिर से आना रे मैं तेरे बिन सुना अंगना होगा सुना जहां नैना रो रो झाड़ी रुख भी जाना आया हान रे मैं [संगीत] उम्मीद करता हूं की आपको सरस्वती पूजा के ऊपर हमारा ये वीडियो अच्छा लगा होगा अगर वीडियो अच्छा लगा तो इसे लाइक करें शेयर करें और डी वायरल फीवर को सब्सक्राइब करें और मैं वीडियो खत्म करना चाहूंगा सरस्वती माता के hP9Bi5JEi40,Marketing Mantras Ft. Mandal | #TVFPitchers streaming now on ZEE5 | #TVFShorts #AbhayMahajan,2023-01-31T06:20:53Z,PT32S,56090,2020,3,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP9Bi5JEi40,, [संगीत] मार्केटिंग जीनियस इस जस्ट मार्केटिंग पर्सन की लॉट्स ऑफ़ मनी यूनिकॉर्न बनने के लिए गधे को भी अपना बाप बनाना पड़ता है नैंसी आपको लगता है रस्तोगी उनको मानना पड़ता है कम्युनिकेट कॉन्फ्रेंस कोलैबोरेशन vsdM82dedBk,When you lose your friends | #TVFSixer streaming now on YouTube | #Shorts #TVF,2023-01-24T12:54:56Z,PT1M,194199,9170,34,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsdM82dedBk,, तेरे जैसा घटिया इंसान ना मेरे को टीम में चाहिए ही नहीं आगे से ये आप भी साइड करो हान मैं डिसाइड करूंगा टीम भी साइड करेगी ना ये तो इनसे पूछ लेते हैं हान पूछ लो जिस किसी को भी आदमी टाइम चाहिए अपने हाथ खड़े करो जरा क्या करना है आखिरी टूर्नामेंट है जितने मजे लेनी है इसमें ले ले तू रुकेगा मुझे अन्नू भैया के चमचे [संगीत] B5HpbNDltig,The feeling when you are left alone | Watch Full Video On #TVF YouTube | #Shorts #TVFPitchers,2023-01-23T13:17:52Z,PT31S,63966,2040,5,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5HpbNDltig,, [संगीत] अभी तक मुझे डाउट था मूविंग आउट बिकॉज यू हैव बिन लेफ्ट [संगीत] करना चाहता है की यू डोंट नीड अन्य वैन [संगीत] KHohMsqrQZI,#TTLFollowers | U-turn moment | Followers EP1 | #shorts | The Viral Fever,2023-01-21T10:07:20Z,PT59S,88060,2182,7,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHohMsqrQZI,, [संगीत] उसकी सुई क्या कर रहे हो तुम दादी का ना जमालगोटा है तो क्या हुआ मैं नीचे डेट मेरे काफी बार सॉरी नहीं थी तो मेरे को थोड़ा सा गुस्सा ए गया और कुछ नहीं है जमाल को पी कर के देखो पी के पी के दिखाओ ये पी गया मुझे भी वो पसंद नहीं है khOCPRUBWy4,Yogi: The People's man | Stream #TVFPitchers now on Zee5 | #TVFShorts #TheViralFever,2023-01-20T14:27:03Z,PT1M,58952,1825,19,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khOCPRUBWy4,, [संगीत] गो फॉर डी बेस्ट वैन समथिंग विद वी-फी सपोर्ट ऐप सपोर्ट एंड इट्स पॉसिबल [संगीत] अंडर जीएसटी रिपोर्ट्स जीएसटी आर 3D टैक्स अमाउंट ओके थैंक यू काफी सिंपल है मचाया यार तुम लोगों ने मैंने अपनी लाइफ में किसी भी टीम को ऐसे कम करते हुए नहीं देखा है और इस कन्फ्यूजन में बिल्कुल मत रहना की हमें ऐसा लगता है की प्रगति ने तुम्हें बनाया है तुमने प्रगति को बनाया यार Yhgyd5MHjME,"Coder Ki Khoj | TVF Pitchers - Bonus Scenes ft. Arunabh Kumar, Abhay Mahajan, Gopal Datt",2023-01-18T08:13:25Z,PT9M25S,820780,20077,346,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhgyd5MHjME,," Smells like computers, doesn't it? Even the maid doesn't make us wait this long. Where is this Baby Coda? Be patient. Mr. Mittal must be on the way. Who is this Mr. Mittal? I mean I know people with AL in their surname are geniuses, but... Where is he? You and Naveen liked his CV? -Yes. -Then how does it matter? But tell me. Yogi, which head-hunter suggested this genius? Tell me who is this Mr. Mittal? Tell me. Work your fingers faster. You guys should try finger yoga. Rastogi? Since when did you stop stealing and get involved in child labour. Hello. They are not children, they are prodigies. The next Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg will be one of them. From the R-Cubator. Rastogi's incubator. Give me a second. -Sir... -Chocolicks? Ravi Ram Rastogi, Founder, mentor, YouTuber, TedTalker... And what happened to your previous roommates? Bloody parasites all of them. I ordered pest control and get rid of all of them. Meet my new roommates. They give me personal space and rent. 20% per head. I guess the pest control guys missed one parasite. You charge kids rent and live for free. Don't you feel ashamed? Lunch is not free. In exchange, I share my years of experience in startups. My relationship with them is symbiotic. Not parasitic. Are they really good? Too good. Show me a CTO-level coder if you have one. Yeah... Your CTO is missing most of the time. Don't worry. I will get you one. I know someone. He's like God. Known as Baby Coda in the hacker ranks. Can we meet him? That I will have to see. I can try... only for you. What? Rastogi? -God... -Mandal. -God. -Who cares which tree the mango's coming from? Whether it's Rastogi or Godbole? I don't like mangoes. -What are you saying? -What a fantastic speech at IISM, sir. Sir, can you please inspire our computer scientists as well. Give them one chance, please. Chance and free dessert come only once. Sir, one chance. The pitch is ready. One chance, sir. I need only one minute, sir. The presentation is ready. Let me go. They show up in the morning with cheap offers. They don't know that I don't have time to waste. Sorry. Quiet. Quiet. Elon's been bugging me to become the CEO. Elon Musk? No big deal, guys. Baby Coda said no. #MakeinIndia Are you guys from the rural clapped? Myself Yogendra and he's Mandal. We have a small start-up. Pragati. Two people can only make a pair, not a start-up. Actually, we have a 25-people team, Sanjay. Sunil. Saurabh. Saurabh Mandal. Myself...Sunil. Ohh okay. He is Sunil. Okay. With both hands, please. Good. Do you dress formally even at home? You are right. It was uncalled for today, but sometimes good clients show up. Sunil Mittal, father of CTO Sanjay Mittal. That's it? Look, please don't mind. But small startups like you show up every day, literally begging him. My boy is working on the code for the Mars rocket ship. And you bring him tasks like booking train tickets. Disgusting. No, Sunil Mittal, father of Sanjay Mittal. No... Aah... you are right. Pragati is a revolutionary idea, where we are really trying to change the... Forgive me. But you startup guys make apps that mean shit, and call it revolutionary. There is no clarity on revenues or profits. That's where I come in, gentlemen. I make sure the meetings are worth Baby Coda's time. What's your cash flow? Cash flow? Yes, cash flow. How much money do you have? How much do you spend? Any clue about your savings? Of course, sir, but why should we tell you? Yes. I mean why would we tell you, sir? Don't tell me. Baby Coda will hack your systems and find out. He can't. Our cash flow is secure with TallyPrime. You guys are not idiots after all. And Solid records? Completely solid. You can check. Okay... let's check how solid your startup really is. Let's see. On average, how long do Pragati's payments take to process? What's your budget and your spending? How many people do you owe money to for more than two months? What is your highest debt? How much cash will you have in the next three months? See... reports fast, grow faster. That's how we will become a unicorn. We'll move fast and break things. Relax, guys. My job was to do diligence, and I did. But Baby Coda will take the final decision, after the interview. It's time to meet Baby Coda. Why do I hear Chu-Chu TV? Forget it. We are finally meeting Baby Coda. Come on. Please. That way, guys. Thank you. Come. All the best. Good evening, Baby Coda, sir. Good evening. Welcome, Yogi. Welcome, Mandal. Welcome. Pragati.Ai and Sanjay.AI together will rock the scene, Baby. No Baby sir. Call me Coda. Baby Coda. B capital, C Capital. Don't forget the gaps. I looked through your job description. We never shared that. Privacy is a myth. We'll pluck mangoes from a different tree. Let's get out of here, come on. Thank you. Artificially intelligence smart home. My concept. Sold the idea to Google, for 13 million dollars. 13 million? 13 into 75. -The current rate is 80. -Yes. For 50% equity. 26 into 80. I have another concept. Smart office. As we speak, it's being executed at Pragati's office. The doors will get shut. So unless you offer me equity of... I told you not to close the door! -Mom, sorry. sorry. -I will show your father. -Mom, sorry. sorry. -Always playing coder. He is a sprinter as well. Bloody Rastogi. Sticking me with a class 7 kid for a coder. He'll do the job for toffees and a packet of chips. You won't have to give him a salary. Shut up. You are Steve Jobs of Kurla. That too Kurla East. Do you want mangoes? Yogi, how about some mangoes? Let's have apples. ""I need the dollar."" Hey, guys. If you liked the video, then please like it, and Yeah, Musk. I am doing great. What happened? I told you Baby Coda's papa doesn't answer the phone. Use TallyPrime instead. Invoicing, GST, and accounting, it will take care of everything. You can easily search more than 400 reports. You can use TallyPrime on the mobile as well. An entrepreneur's hustle never ends. Musk is having problems, and Yogi and Mandal can't find their CTO. They will find a CTO. If you want to see whether they find a CTO or not, Please. Then please go to Zee5 and watch Pitchers 2. And like this video, Share it & Subscribe to The Viral Fever" SjsW4dnzbhg,"Naveen - Mandal Ka Break-Up | TVF Pitchers - Bonus Scenes ft. Naveen Kasturia, Abhay Mahajan",2023-01-14T06:39:45Z,PT7M23S,401215,11200,271,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjsW4dnzbhg," Water is so cold. Naveen. Naveen. Please come here. I need some warmth. What? Switch on the light. My feet are wet. I have not worn slippers. I might get a current. Please come. What are you doing? At least wipe your feet. -Yes. -You have made the floor wet. Yes. Is the geyser not working? Have you seen the current electricity bill? I have been telling you since past few days. Ways to save electricity. You should also consider it. No matter how hard you pitch it I won't have candlelight dinner with you. What are you doing? Made the sofa wet. Because of your behavior the maid also left. Crazy. Hey! While mopping the floor everyday she would find girl's hair and she would judge me. I told her, ""Sister, your hair is falling."" She got angry with me and she left. Hold on. What do you mean by also? Who else has left? Not yet. But it will happen soon. I am planning to move out. You are leaving not a flat mate, but a friend. Remember that. Do you know the pain of house hunting in Mumbai? Finding a good home is more difficult than finding a good friend. Actually, Mandal, I have found a home. I have to shift next week. For how long it has been going on? I see. I see. The other day you were talking softly on the phone under the blanket. And you hung up as soon as I came. It was a broker. You were sitting on the dining table and doing right swipe. It wasn't for dates. But flats. With broker. Without broker. -1 BHK. 2 BHK. -I wanted to tell you. I just didn't know how to tell you. -Now while talking casually... -No. It's okay. I understand. I always understand. For any relationship to work it's very important for one partner to be more understanding. And I have always been the Chandler to your Joey. Am I dumb like Joey? Leonard to your Sheldon. So I am irritating like Sheldon? I want to say that I have always been the more understanding roommate. When the garbage man rings the bell in the morning who opens the door? So that your sleep doesn't get disturbed. When your deodorant gets over, who brings a new deodorant? After eating meals, I am the one who cleans the table. You should see the truth through my eyes. When the garbage man rings the bell in the morning you do go to the door. But I open it. You bring new deodorant for me because you are the one to finish it in the first place. You clean the dining table after meals because you are the one to make it dirty. Okay. Okay. Okay. I will change. In fact, I have already changed. Changed what? You are still using my deodorant. I used it when I went out in the morning. The scent is still lingering. I also don't go out without using deodorant first. But you finish the entire bottle. That's why I have hidden one here. It's in the other drawer. You finished my backup deodorant too. Okay. It's got over. Oh Mandal! Why do you use my things? Naveen... Honestly speaking, I can trust your choice blindly. Had we been shifting together it would have been a different matter. If you shift alone, things will be very difficult. TV, washing machine, fridge. We had purchased it together. How will we divide it? I don't want it. I don't want anything. You can keep all of it. I want the black light. I am used to reading under it. That's the only thing I will take. You can keep the rest. Fine? I don't want anything. -What do you mean? -What? I also paid for it. And you know how much I like it. It lights up my dark night. I mean, not just literally. Fine. Fine. Keep it. I don't want anything. Anyway, I need a fresh start. Keep it. Exactly. Finding a new home is just the beginning. The real struggle begins after that. Moving into a new house is like starting a new life. After two years we found out who our neighbors are. Maybe in 1-2 years we will start talking to them. See. Now that's progress. It's now that we have found out which switch is for which light. Which tap is for cold water? Which tap is for hot water? How will you quit all these habits and adjust in a new home? We get used to people. But we adjust without them too. These are simply things. I will adjust. Initially, I had my doubts. But now, I know why you are moving out. I am moving out because I want to be left alone. No. You are moving out because you have been left alone. The two people who left you you want to prove to them that you don't need anyone. Yeah. Maybe you are right. Maybe I don't need anyone. ""Hold on still and the storm will pass"" ""You've come so far, you'll surely last"" ""Be the light and show the way"" ""Trust your heart, not what they say"" ""Just think about how you want to leave"" ""If you forget what you came here for"" ""Just think about how you want to leave"" ""If you forget what you came here for"" ""Every time you have fallen down"" Hey guys! These two roommates are fighting. I am sure it must have happened in your life too. Tell us in the comment section. But this is what will happen if Mandal uses Naveen's deodorant. He simply borrowed it. What's the big deal? But he could have bought it from Flipkart or from a shop too, bro. Why did he use his? You guys also take the chance. Ditch all the stereotypes. And choose the truth. Go grab your can of Brut. The ultimate masculine long-lasting fragrance. And yes, if you want to know more about Naveen, Mandal and Yogi's story then go and watch Pitcher Season 2 on Zee5. Like the video, share it and subscribe to... The Viral Fever.", कितना ठंडा पानी है यार थोड़ी गर्मी चाहिए मैं तेरे साथ कैंडल लाइट डिनर नहीं करने वाला क्या कर रहा है यार तू पूरा सोफा गिला कर दिया दीदी आप ही के बाल झाड़ रहे हैं तो मेरे ऊपर गुस्सा हो के छोड़ के चली गई एक मिनट दीदी भी मतलब और कौन छोड़कर गया प्लानिंग तू मूव आउट [संगीत] नहीं याद रखना मुंबई अच्छा घर मिलना एक्चुअली मंडल घर मिल चुका है अगले हफ्ते शिफ्ट करना है अच्छा अच्छा विद्रोह कर विदाउट ब्रोकर वैन बीएचके तू बीएचके ज्यादा अंडरस्टैंडिंग होना बहुत जरूरी होता है इरिटेटिंग डी मोर अंडरस्टैंडिंग रूममेट तो गेट कौन खोलता है ताकि तेरी नींद खराब ना हो जब तेरा और मेरी खाने के बाद टेबल भी साफ नहीं करता हूं सेल सच ना कभी मेरी नजर से देख सुबह कूड़े वाला जब बैल बजाता है तो तू गेट तक जाता जरूर है पर उसे खुलता मैं हूं मेरे लिए इसलिए लता है क्योंकि उसे खत्म भी तू ही करता है खाने के बाद डाइनिंग टेबल तू साफ करता है क्योंकि खराब भी तू ही करता है ओके ओके आई विल चेंज इन फैक्ट आई हैव ऑलरेडी चेंज्ड है अरे वो सुबह बाहर निकाला था तब लगाया था स्मेल अभी तक है बाहर तो मैं भी नहीं ज्यादा बिना दो लगा है पर तू पूरा खत्म कर देता है इसलिए मैंने यहां छुपा के रखा है [संगीत] खत्म कर दिया जा सकता है अगर हम दोनों एक साथ मूव कर रहे होते ना तो अलग बात थी तो अकेला मूव करेगा तो ई से बहुत डिफिकल्ट होगी ये टीवी ये वाशिंग मशीन ये फ्री है हमने दोनों ने एक साथ लिया है इसे डिवाइड कैसे करेंगे मुझे बस वो ब्लैक लाइट चाहिए जिसके अंदर मुझे पढ़ने की आदत है मैं बस वो ले जाऊंगा बाकी सब तुरंत ले ठीक है कुछ नहीं चाहिए मतलब मतलब क्या मैंने भी उसके लिए आधे दिए हैं कुछ नहीं चाहिए स्टार्टिंग से कौन सा लाइट शुरू होता है कौन से चैनल से ठंडा पानी आता है कौन से नल से गर्म पानी आता है इन सारी आदतों को छोड़कर तू नए घर में एडजस्ट कैसा होगा भाई आदत लोगों की भी हो जाती है ना उनके बिना तो यह सब तो बस चीज यार हो जाएगा [संगीत] [संगीत] ना तो उन्हें प्रूफ करना चाहता है की यू डोंट नीड अन्य वैन [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] ही गैस लड़ रहे हैं हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में बताइए लेकिन अगर मंडल नवीन का ग्रुप उसे करेगा तो ऐसा ही होगा ना बोलो ही तो किया था भाई उसमें क्या होगा लेकिन वो फ्लिपकार्ट से या किसी शॉप से भी तो जा के ले सकता था लोग उसने उसका गेम उसे किया और आप लोग भी चांस ले लो विच ऑल डी स्टीरियोटाइप एंड चूस डी ट्रुथ वो ग्रैब योर काइंड ऑफ ग्रूम डी अल्टीमेट मैस्क्युलिन लॉन्ग लास्टिंग प्रेगनेंसी और हान अगर आपको नवीन योगी और मंडल की खड़ी में और जानना है तो अभी के अभी जाओ और पिक्चर्स सीजन तू देखो zee5 पे और इस वीडियो को लाइक करो इसे शेयर करो और सब्सक्राइब करो तू डी वायरल फीवर PSoECRce9_o,"Bhartiya Gym Qtiyapa ft. Shivankit Parihar, Nikhil Vijay, Abhinav Anand | The Viral Fever",2023-01-12T09:37:42Z,PT10M5S,2812028,85378,1469,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoECRce9_o," Do you consume dumbbells for breakfast, dumb man? I have been telling you since past one hour. I don't want one year membership. I don't want it. Bro. Hasn't our trainer come for stretching? Hold on. Madam, nobody is there today. I am really sorry. Please send someone for stretching. Let me check. How about you? You look fit. -No... -No. He won't train you. He doesn't have membership. One year membership. Yes. I don't have one year membership. Because I want it for two years. One year is not enough for gymming. What are you saying? One has to do stretching for one year. That's how it's done. I will help you with whatever you want to do. -Okay. -Okay. See you inside. Come on. Sir, money. -2 years. -Yes. Keep it. Bro. Finally I have decided. Now even God cannot stop me from doing gymming. God. Not God. Parmeshwar. Parmeshwar sir. -Sorry, sir. -Did you bring shoes? Yes. Sir. Sports shoes. Not sports shoes. You didn't bring sports shoes. And you will do gymming. Get lost. Get lost. I will lift dumbbells now. And my baby at night. Brother, what are you doing today? -Chest exercise. -Chest exercise. -Yes. -Fine. I will make my body strong the whole day. And at nighttime I will play with my baby. -Got stuck... -Brother. Brother. What are you doing today? Shoulder exercise. Okay. Shoulder exercise. By making my hands strong, I can shake hands with you. I can seek your hands in marriage from your father. And with my strong hands... Hey! Why did you put the phone on speaker? Don't put it on speaker. Hold on. Brother. What are you doing today? Legs exercise. Legs. Bro. How was your leg day? -Good. -Good. Show me. Shoes. See. Shall I go now? Wow! Amazing! Go. Go. Come here. Did you bring napkin? No, sir. You don't have napkin. And you will do gymming. Get lost. 'New year. New resolution.' 'Shoulder in Jan.' 'Chest in Feb.' 'And by March I will entice someone.' 'Arnold?' 'No. Arnold will be too extreme.' 'Hrithik is fine.' 'And our body type is also similar.' 'With workout one day...' The sexiest man alive 2023 goes to... Pappu... Get down. Will you build your body in dreams? Don't you morons come for new year resolution? No training. No diet. See your stomach. Come. Come down. Let's start workout. -Yes. -Faster. Faster. -Enough, sir. Sir, I had heard that weight is just a number. -Is that so? -Yes. Then speed is also a number. No, sir. No. Sir, that's enough. Sir, if I workout, then I cannot manage diet. If I do dieting, then I cannot digest it. Let's do one thing. Let's do it from next month. My brother is also coming from abroad. I have told him to get some amazing protein. Fine? I will leave. Bye. Sit here. Where are you running? -No excuses. No excuses. -Sir. If you are unable to digest then take Muscleblaze Biozyme protein. It gets absorbed quickly. -Is that so? -Yes. Because it's made for Indian body type. Like yours. -Okay. -Fine? We will do more workout. This was just warm-up. Come on. Continue. Come on. -Is this warm-up? -Push the tire ahead. -Sir. -Come on. Get going. Come on. Carefully. Bro, I have been coming to the gym since nine months. But it's not yielding any effect. Moreover, municipality people had come. They saw me and gave me polio drops. Please guide me. Please. Don't worry. That's it? Write down. 12 eggs at 6 in the morning. 18 bananas. Rice and oats. That's it.. At 6:15. Boiled chicken, 24 eggs. And salad. That's it... -After 6:15 take a gap. -Yes. At 6:30. 42 eggs. 4 liter milk. -Yes. -And salmon fish. Salmon fish. Salmon fish. That's it. Then at 3:30 only one egg. Ostrich's egg. After 5 minutes. Two half dead rabbits. And one live goat. That's it. That's your 24 hours diet plan. Wait. Write the next day's diet plan. Sir. Shoes. Napkin. Did you bring your gym partner? I have. I have. Come on. Did you bring his shoes and napkin? Do you have it? You don't have your gym partner's shoes and napkin. And you want to do gymming. Get lost. What happened? You look like a lovelorn lover. What do I tell you, Mr. Trainer? Skinny people don't have the right to fall in love. I never wrote my name in school. But I wrote her name on my hand. She dumped me saying that the spelling is wrong. That's why I have joined the gym. Please help me build my body. No problem. I will build such a body that the tattoo will get erased with your sweat. But it's permanent. Yes. So we will erase it with blood. Come on. Come on, sir. Come on, sir. Five more. Five more. Mr. Trainer, I am unable to bring them closer. -Okay. It's not coming closer. -No. But a guy took your gal far away. Look. Look. Look. Come on. Five more. Five more. Five more. Come on, sir. -I want to build my body. -Yes. Five more. Five more. Four. -My male rival. -Three. Come on. Come on. Mr. Trainer, this seems to be Thor's hammer. It's not lifting. -It's not? -Yes. -It's not lifting? -No. -It's not lifting? -No. Fine. I will call your girlfriend here and get her married. No. I will lift it. Lift it. It won't happen? Fine. Okay. Call his girlfriend. No. No. Get them married. Priest, chant mantras. No. My Monica! -Get them married. -Oh God! Get them married. See their nuptial night. See their nuptial night. Look at here. No. No. Nuptial night. Get them divorced. Somebody get them divorced. Sir... This is me, my shoes, and my napkin. This is my partner this is his shoes and napkin. is there anything else left? Shall i go? Go. Listen? but come with new membership. Why? Your membership is over. You don't have new membership and you will do gymming. Get lost. What, madam? MMS. MMA. Give me. I will help you. If you do all this with your delicate hands how will you wear bangles? Come on. Madam, I forgot to tell you something. While hitting you have to scream, ""Yeah!"" What? Yeah! You know it so well. Madam. Will you please teach me? Why are you asking me for a noble deed? Come on, madam. Come on. Madam, slowly. Not like that. I will show you. -Come on. Hit me here. -Yes. Teach me. -Wait, madam. -Teach me. Madam, wait. -Teach me. -Yes. Wait. Wait. Wait. I will show you. What happened, madam? Got tired? I will teach you more. Got tired, madam. So soon? Madam. Excuse me. Will you please make my reel? Please. From zero I will make you a star. The script is ready, sir. Yes. Good. Lights. Makeup on the girl's face. Camera. And...action. Alright. Who is barking? Shameless. It cannot be done. Pack up. Hey, guys! We hope you liked 'Bhartiya Gym Qtiyapa'. And to what extent your trainer goes to motivate you? Do tell us in the comment section. And guys, after your workout don't forget to take Muscleblaze Biozyme whey protein. Because this is the only clinically tested protein which gives you 50% higher protein than any other brand. Don't forget to use our coupon code TVF on muscleblaze.com. To get additional discount on sports nutrition products. And guys, please like and do share this video with all your friends, families and fitness freaks. Right. And... And for more such awesome content please subscribe to...", अबे नाश्ते में डबल खाता है तो दम आदमी एक घंटे से माना कर रहा हूं नहीं चाहिए एक साल की मेंबरशिप तो नहीं चाहिए ना भैया [संगीत] रियली सॉरी [संगीत] मेंबरशिप कहां है हान तो नहीं है मेंबरशिप 1 साल वाली क्योंकि दो साल की चाहिए मुझे एक साथ कर रहे हो एक साल तो सिर्फ स्ट्रेचिंग करनी पड़ती है बाकी मैं करवा दूंगा आप लोगों का जो भी करवाना है अंदर [संगीत] बाया [संगीत] फाइनली डिसाइड कर रही आप मुझे जिम करने से भगवान भी नहीं रोक सकते भगवान [संगीत] अभी डंबल उठाऊंगा और रात को बेबी को उठाऊंगा और शाम को आपके बेबी के साथ खेल कूद करू भाई साहब भाई साहब आज क्या मार रहे हो शोल्डर मार रहा हूं अच्छा शोल्डर मार रहे हो हाथ मजबूत करने से मैं तुम्हारे से हाथ मिला सकता हूं तुम्हारे बाप से हाथ मांग सकता हूं और मजबूत हाथ से स्पीकर को हटाए तालिया फोन भाई साहब अरे भाई कैसा रहा तुम्हारा लेग दे अच्छा था [संगीत] क्या बात है बढ़िया यार [संगीत] न्यू ईयर न्यू रिजल्ट [संगीत] बॉडी टाइप भी तो से है और फिर एक दिन वर्कआउट करके [प्रशंसा] बॉडी बनाएगा तुम लोग सालों से वीडियो रेजोल्यूशन के लिए आते हो ना ट्रेनिंग शुरू करेंगे सर बहुत हो गया सर वर्कआउट करता हूं तो डायट नहीं होती टाइट करता हूं तो डाइजेस्ट नहीं होता एक कम करता है हम लोग अगले महीने से करते हैं फौरन से मेरा भाई भी ए रहा है उसे मस्त वाला प्रोटीन मंगा है ठीक है अब चलो नहीं हो रहा है हान क्योंकि इंडियन बॉडी टाइप के साथ ठीक है चलो वर्कआउट करेंगे और अभी खाली बैठक ए गए चल चल चल चल चल चल चल आराम से नौ महीने से जिम कर रहा हूं पर कुछ फर्क ही नहीं दिख रहा है मुझे देखते ही पकड़ के पोलियो ड्रॉप पीला दिया इसने गाइड कर दो ना प्लीज 6:15 के बाद गैप ले लो 6:30 बजे 4:30 सन्डे [संगीत] भाई तो है [संगीत] सिर्फ एक अंडा फिर उसके 5 मिनट बाद एक जिंदा बकरा इतना ही तो है डायट प्लान अरे रुक अगले दिन की डायट प्लान [संगीत] [हंसी] [संगीत] [संगीत] जिम पार्टनर [संगीत] आप बस हमारा बॉडी बनवा दीजिए कोई बात नहीं ऐसी बॉडी बनाऊंगा की टैटू जो है पसीने से मिट जाएगा लेकिन परमानेंट तो हान तो खून से कोड देंगे ए गया कम ऑन सर फाइव बॉल जी ये तितली के पंख तो पास ही नहीं ए रहे हैं लेकिन तेरी तितली को इतना लेट ही उठ गया बहुत दूर ये देखिए देखिए [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] जाऊं जाऊं [संगीत] खत्म हो चुका है नया मेंबरशिप नहीं है और जिम करेगा [संगीत] क्या मैडम चुडिया कैसे पहनेगी चलिए अरे मैडम जी एक बात तो बताना भूल गया की मारते हुए ना आपको भैया चिल्लाना है कैसी चलना है प्लीज मेक योर मैडम चलिए क्या हुआ मैडम इतने थक गई क्या मैडम इतने में सही है लाइट लगाओ लड़की के मुंह पे मेकअप लगाओ कैमरा लगाओ और एक्शन बदतमीज नहीं होगा एंड आपका ट्रेनर आपको मोटिवेट करने के लिए किस हद तक जाता है यह हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में जरूर बताना एंड गैस आपके वर्कआउट के बाद मसाला ब्लेज बायोसा एंड वे प्रोटीन लेना ना bhuliyega बस दिस इस दी ओनली लेने के लिए टेस्टेड प्रोटीन जो देता है 50% हायर प्रोटीन अब्जॉर्प्शन दें अन्य आदर ब्रांच डोंट फॉरगेट तू उसे आर कूपन को टीवीएफ ऑन muscleblaze.com तू गेट एडिशनल डिस्काउंट ऑन स्पोर्ट्स न्यूट्रिशन प्रोडक्ट्स एंड गैस प्लीज लाइक एंड डू शेयर दिस वीडियो विद ऑल योर फ्रेंड्स फैमिली एंड फिटनेस फ्री राइट एंड मोर सच ऑसम कंटेंट प्लीज सब्सक्राइब -YnlyC7n5Ps,The Struggle: TVF Pitchers - New Season | Promo,2023-01-09T12:08:42Z,PT1M5S,96844,2552,111,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YnlyC7n5Ps,, तू क्या है [संगीत] ना तो बाहर निकलने के लिए मैं सिर्फ तीन रास्ते सोचते हैं [संगीत] अच्छा डिसीजन टॉस करके लिया था तो उसका रिजल्ट नहीं ले सकता यू आर प्रॉफिट लेस दें जीरो होगा उसमें पार्टनरशिप के लिए फंड्स कहां से रहेंगे 50 करोड़ कहां से आएंगे कम करें जा रहे हैं अब हम इंडिया का ही नहीं वर्ल्ड का बेस्ट प्रोडक्ट बनाया है 71bQoPncmyU,This scene gave us goosebumps | All Episodes Out Now | #TVF #Shorts,2023-01-08T15:34:09Z,PT1M,4956673,142548,537,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71bQoPncmyU,, कल रात को जो हुआ काफी नहीं था तुमसे बात कर रही हूं मैं सन रहे हो तुम मुझे अपने टीचर की भी नहीं थी जो अंडर 15 नेशनल से जस्ट पहले घर पे आता है और कहता है की मैच भी के| और मेरा किट बाग हो गया स्टोर रूम में लॉक मठ बहुत अच्छी हो गई मेरी बहुत अच्छी हो गई मैच लेकिन इसको भेज दिया कोटा मुझे स्टोर रूम में लॉक [संगीत] क्रिकेट मेरी जिंदगी है यार मधु हो जाए देखा जाएगा K2XVe2qe4m0,Every Cricket Lover Pain | #Sixer now streaming on YouTube | #Shorts #TVF,2022-12-31T10:03:23Z,PT23S,1447361,68416,237,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2XVe2qe4m0,, कोई बहुत बड़ा तीर नहीं मार रहा है ये chavnin छाप टूर्नामेंट खेल के चुप हो जो कौन से विकेट के अलावा और तो कुछ आता नहीं है वो भी ढंग से नहीं कर रहा है तो पापा आप से मांग ही थी ना बैटिंग किट फैंस के बाद दिया आपने 200 का दे दिया वो मिला था फ्री किराने के साथ तो उसके साथ तो टेनिस बॉल ही खेलूंगा सीजन बॉल तो खेल नहीं पाऊंगा बचपन से जब किट के पैसे मैंगो घर बनवाना है घर बनवाना है घर बनवाना Dfe8M6S-brQ,TVF Pitchers - New Season | Watch All Episodes Now On #ZEE5,2022-12-25T07:11:16Z,PT1M46S,399343,5810,341,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfe8M6S-brQ," You want to acquire us? Yes You and your tech Think over it. It's a chance to change to world. How can you be so sure that you are the one who will change the world? Come, I'll show you something. Can you see the Hiranandani skyline? Our own Silicon Valley Everything has changed. Game is different now. You'll have something, tea, coffee? Only money. Anyways the investor have to invest the money. It's time to raise the bar. But only the winning horse. Now will not only make India's but worlds best product. I've already made a commitment of 50 crore. People get carried away in situations like these. You are committing unecessarily. Fuck! Pragati is a sinking ship. You are a profit less than zero company. So, nobody wants to back a losing horse. Naveen fucking Pragati Bansal Technically we are competitors. Ideas are nothing but a commodity. Execution is the art that adds value to it. Naveen, startup valuation is not just numbers, It's their story. Don't get into this endless loop of valuation game. We don't work here by the minute. Because we work here to change the time. Good morning soldiers. Wake up guys, it's 4am. I don't want to run Prachi, I want to fly. And only because of your attitude we are now only 3 instead of 4.", यू वांट तू एक्वायर्स यस तू चेंज डी वर्ल्ड हो कैन यू बे सो सर था यू अरे द वन हो इस गोइंग तू चेंज डी वर्ल्ड [संगीत] कुछ लोग चाय ठंडा सिर्फ पैसे इन्वेस्टर को तो पैसे डालना ही है इट्स टाइम तू राज डी मगर सिर्फ जितने वाले घोड़े पर अब हम इंडिया का ही नहीं वर्ल्ड का बेस्ट प्रोडक्ट बनाएंगे 50 करोड़ का कमिटमेंट में कर चुका है ऐसे सिचुएशंस में लोग कैरेट भी हो जाते हैं तो कमेंट में कम करें 0 सो नोबडी वांट्स तू बैक लॉजिंग होता पी [संगीत] नवीन [ __ ] प्रगति बंसल टेक्निकल कॉम्पिटेटिव एग्जीक्यूशन सिर्फ नंबर्स बीइंग नमिंग उनकी कहानी है यहां पे [संगीत] गुड मॉर्निंग सोल्जर्स उठ जाओ उठ जाओ भाई 4:00 बज गए और तेरी इसी एटीट्यूड की वजह से आज हम चार से 3:00 बजे [संगीत] [संगीत] 84Jk1OqDqOo,TVF Pitchers - New Season | Official Trailer | Streaming now only on ZEE5,2022-12-12T15:01:03Z,PT2M23S,1728342,63765,3121,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Jk1OqDqOo,, हान नवीन बोल पता नहीं वो तो मंडल ड्राई क्लीन करता है क्यों [संगीत] रिड्यूस क्लास समथिंग डेट डेट यू डोंट नो डी बैक इन डी लास्ट 5 yearz इन्वेस्टर को तो पैसे डालना ही है मगर सिर्फ जितने वाले घोड़े पे बाकी मैं बेयर हूं बहनचौड़ करने के लिए ब्यूटी था बट गुड तू हेयर आई विल नॉट गेटिंग देयर आज से तो व्हिस्की वेलकम तू डी न्यू ऑफिस ऑफ प्रगति इट्स टाइम इस डी बार अब हम इंडिया का ही नहीं वर्ल्ड का बेस्ट प्रोडक्ट मानना पड़ेगा नवीन जब भी हम लोग सब ने छोटे हो जाते हैं ना तो ऐसे उसका फॉन्ट साइज बड़ा कर देता है पार्टनर्स को लग रहा है की लगती है इंडिया के हर चौराहे पर प्रॉब्लम्स हैं और हम उन प्रॉब्लम्स को सॉल्व करना अच्छे से जानते हैं कोर्ट्स का बुक लेकर पड़ता है क्या रोज साला फेंकता तो ऐसी है कुछ एक ही चीज [संगीत] कंपनी इट्स वेरी सिंपल 50 करोड़ का कमेंट में कर चुका हूं तू ओवर कम कैसे की डील नहीं हो रही यू आर अन प्रॉफिट लेस दें जीरो कंपनी आप सब हर चौराहे पर एक स्टार्टअप खोल के बैठ जाइए जब तक इन्वेस्टर्स के पैसे लौड़े जाएं हान इंक्रीमेंट होने वाले द हान लैपटॉप मिले जा रहे हैं ऑल इसे वेल सी कैन डू इट अब हम चार ने ये 24 लोग हैं जो घिस रहे हैं अब तो ये सिक्का उछाल के डिस्टेंस नहीं ले सकता पूरा वसंत हिल जाएगा इनका अलग लोग होगा अरे लोड तो पहले भी था ना और हमने किया ना तब हमारे पास [संगीत] हर कर जितने वाले को बाजीगर बोलते हैं [संगीत] Py9PLMdIZ20,TVF Pitchers - New Season | Announcement Promo | Streaming now only on ZEE5,2022-12-05T11:32:19Z,PT1M,678034,33510,2338,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py9PLMdIZ20," What are you? What are you? Oye, What are you? You are a beer, B!@#$%*D You are a beer, Man. Bro, Beer is too outdated now. Time and context have both changed It is okay to start with Beer, But what got you here, will not get you there. Bhati, but... From today, you are...", [संगीत] तू क्या है तू क्या है [प्रशंसा] अबे तू क्या है बहनचौड़ [संगीत] [संगीत] आज से q-JrzNSXMuc,TVF's Hostel Daze New Season - Sneak Peek | All Episodes Streaming Now On Prime Video India,2022-11-26T05:35:12Z,PT3M20S,373265,8180,310,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-JrzNSXMuc,, आ राउंड फिगर करके 100 इंच अंकित मेरे पैसे तू देदे मैं तुझे बाद में वापस कर दूंगा ठीक है थैंक यू [संगीत] यार चिराग मैंने वैसे नहीं लाया हूं यार अन तो तू मेरे दे दे [संगीत] मैं पैसे लाया था तो तुझसे क्यों कहता इट्स डंबो व्हाट डेसर्ट ऑर्डर नहीं कर आज यार तू रूम से ले आना हम वेट करते हैं तो तू भी जाके ला सकता है हम सब वेट कर लेते हैं मैं रूम तक अकेले रह जाऊं तो तेरे पैसे देने के लिए मैं रूम तक अकेले जाऊंगा इतनी उधर ही दिए तुझे इतना तो कर ही सकता है [संगीत] तो वापस ले लेना है ऐसे सबके सामने ginva क्यों रहा है [संगीत] मेरे पास कोई कुबेर का खजाना नहीं है ठीक है जब पैसे लिए तो लौटा ठीक है अगले महीने मिल जाने चाहिए अंकित पांडे किसी को ₹1 भी एक्स्ट्रा नहीं देता [संगीत] पांडे की लाल वाली हरकत किया इसने दोस्तों से हिसाब किताब कर रहा है नीचे तो उधर देने वाला सबसे बड़ा क्या हुआ इतना ना करता इंडिया जैसे दोस्तों का चार लोग के सामने जलील ना होना पड़ता जाट साहब ऐसा है की अंकित ने अपने पीछे वापस मांगे वर्ण जितना टाइम हुआ है ना मुद्गल पे तो बास भी बने हैं रहने दो ना इसने पहले स्टार्ट किया नहीं नहीं हरियाणवी और कैसा बास है मत भूलो की हर सेमेस्टर इस मदर इंडिया ने इस बिरजू को अपने साइन से लगातार पास करवाया है अरे ठीक है तू बिरजू पुरी जिंदगी मदर इंडिया का कर्ज़ नहीं है मदर रहेगा इस जननी तो भरे बाजार मदर इंडिया के ममता की की मत लगा दी जाट बस कर यार बंद करो अंकित एंड ऑफ डी मैन तक तुझे तेरे पूरे पैसे वापस मिल जाएंगे उसके बाद अपनी दल बदलू वाली शकल मुझे मत दिखाना [संगीत] 0Jz0FT0WKBE,Behind The Trend ft. Dekh Raha Hai Binod | Durgesh Kumar and Ashok Pathak | Panchayat | TVF,2022-11-19T07:29:00Z,PT7M13S,2499630,97569,3017,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jz0FT0WKBE,, देख रहा है बिनु इंटरव्यू लेंगे इंटरव्यू लेंगे बोलकर एक घंटा से बिठा रखे हैं [संगीत] नमस्कार [संगीत] एक शाम को क्या हुआ की पता नहीं उसे दिन में उसे दिन पता नहीं कुछ हुआ होगा की मेरे दोस्त का कॉल आया और बोलता भाई ट्विटर पर जाकर देख पता नहीं देख रहा है विनोद तो मेरे को भी ज्यादा समझ नहीं आया मतलब हान दादा देखिए ना ये तो मतलब कुछ हो रहा है देख रहा है विनोद वो व्यवस्था पे आपको कटाक्ष करना है आपको हंसी मजाक करना है मतलब वो मतलब यह हमारे लिए बिल्कुल मेरे लिए बिल्कुल ये जादू की तरह था की ये क्या हुआ देख रहा है विनोद तब अशोक दादा का फोन आएगी यह तो नीम का दूसरा वेव आया है तब फिर हम लोगों को पता लगा की अरे ये तो बहुत वायरल हो गया है और ये ऐसा नहीं है हर बड़ी ब्रांड ने अपना बना के दिया कोलकाता गवर्नमेंट पुलिस ने मुंबई पुलिस ने सब ने अपना-अपना बना कर डाला की कुछ बड़ा तो हुआ है अब उसका जीवन में क्या इफेक्ट की रास्ते चलते लोग बोल देते हैं की पहचान ना पहचाने कर देते हैं की देख रहा है विनोद अब आपको तीज की तरह लेना है की इसको किस तरह लेना है आप लीजिए देख रहा है विनोद है बन रहा है से बन रहा का ऐसे करके लोग बोलते रहते आदमी का सबसे बड़ा चीज जो होता है वो होता है कन्वर्सेशन स्टार्ट करना तो देख रहा है विनोद के बाद आप कुछ भी जोड़ दीजिए उतना ही रिलेटेबल लगता है तो उसमें शातिर में विपक्ष में सत्ता में मजाक में किसी चीज में बोलने के लिए कुछ भी लोग जोड़ के और किसी भी आगे का आदमी कर सकता है जिसको थोड़ा ही उम्र में इंटरेस्ट है तो वही मुझे लगता है कनेक्ट करके हान अभी हाल ही में एक टी स्टॉल है वहां पर चाय पी रहा था एक लड़की आई बोलेगी सर आपका कैरक्टर बहुत अच्छा लगा जरा एक फोटो खिंचवाना है फोटो खिंचवा लिया फिर बोले सर कुछ फनी सा कीजिए ना मैंने बोला मैं अब इसमें मैं तो नेचुरल ही करता हूं आपको फनी लगता है ना इसमें मैं अब क्या फनी पहली बार मुझे हुआ था और उसके बाद मैं ऑटो से जा रहा था और ऑटो वाले ने वो देख रखा था करके उन्होंने बोला की भाई आपका सीट वीट बना की नहीं मैंने कहा नहीं वो तो उसमें था और वो जब मैं मीरा रोड लूट रहा तो उनका यह भी था की देखिए अगर आपके पास पैसे कम है तो आप जितना है उतना दे दीजिए हमारे गांव में भी आपके लिए बात होती है तो मतलब वो मुझे लगा की यार वो इतना दिल में मतलब विनोद से कनेक्ट करके की उनको लग रहा था की वाकई एक आ मतलब उसे टपके एक आदमी जिसका एक शौचालय नहीं बन का रहा है जीवन में तो इसके लिए अगर हम कुछ कर सकते हैं तो हम कर देते हैं उनको लगा ही नहीं की मैं अभी नेता हूं तो ये कई बार हुआ है मेरे साथ [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] उसे दिन थोड़ा मैं थोड़ा मैं हटवाया हुआ था और दादा का अपना दो-तीन डायलॉग है तो दादा उसमें आएं जोड़ना चाह रहे द तो आज जोड़े तो अब मैं भरा जाऊं की अब मैं लाइन तू लाइन बोलूं या आएं फूड रेस्पॉन्ड करूं लेकिन फिर भी हमने मैनेज करके उसको आ डायरेक्टर सर ने अच्छे से बोला की उसको बोलने दो आएं और तुम अपना डायलॉग उसको बिठा के लो मतलब यूं तो वो लिखाई इतना खूबसूरत गया संवाद के लेकिन पुट यार की वो भोलापन ना और मतलब थोड़ा सा हो जैसे ही इनफॉरमेशन आती है मैं सबसे पहले अंग्रेजी बोल-बोल के कैसे बात को घुमाया जाता है वाकई नहीं सोचा था की मतलब यह देख रहा है विनोद हम लोग करते हैं हमने बहुत नॉर्मली किया देख रहे हैं अभी इन्होंने हम लोग अपना बैठे हैं सीन कब खत्म हुआ पता ही नहीं चला एक बार में वो भी गया एक बार उधर से लगा जीतू भाई आए तो आज भी लोग ये सीन टैंक करते हैं लिटरली की चुनौतियां वाला चुनौती वो मतलब वो अलग ही कई लोग बोलते हैं हम आपके लिए स्टील वाला चुनौती खरीद के रख के फोटो भेजते बोलते बताइए कहीं अमीर है वो बोलते हैं मैं आपको सोने की चुनौती गिफ्ट करूंगा आपके पास प्लास्टिक वाली है मैं आपके लिए जब भी आप मिलेंगे मैं सोने का चुनौती आपको दे दूंगा अब सोने वाली छोटी है तो मतलब ये सीन का इतना बड़ा इंपैक्ट निकल कर आएगा ये सही में ये नहीं सोचा था भाई बिल्कुल भी नहीं सोचा था मेरे को [संगीत] सब मैं पिछले 10 साल से कम कर रहा हूं इंडस्ट्री में छोटे-मोटे सवाल इधर उधर मैंने देखा टीवीएफ का सपोर्ट बॉय भी जो होता है ना वो इतना अलर्ट होता है की लगाना है आपको किस सेठ से एक बार में खत खत कोई चीज नहीं करना ये बारिश पड़ी तो दूर कर कालीन बिछाना है तुरंत एक मिनट में काली इस तरह का मतलब फैशन मैंने और सेट पे नहीं देखा है लोग थोड़ा कांचिया के कम करने से थोड़ा भागते हैं लेकिन मैंने पहली बार देखा की एक टीम को खड़ा करने में ना कोई इंस्पिरेशन कहां से ये लोग करते हैं यह तो अब टीवीएफ की टीम ही जाने पर वो जो देखा है वह मैंने दीपक सर हूं चंदन सर वो अनुराग सर वो बर्थडे था उसे दिन लास्ट सूट हो रहा था मैंने देखा था एक बार मैं सपोर्ट में से ये करना है जी सर यह करना है जी सर यह जो मतलब एक टीम वर्क बना के नए लोग यह मुझे जादू जादू लगता है इस टीम के साथ सो थैंक यू सो मच सर फॉर कमिंग इट वास सो नाइस डेट यू शेयर्ड सो मच सच इंटरनल टॉक्स विथ अस यू आर सो प्रिविलेज्ड एंड सो थैंकफूल फॉर बोथ ऑफ यू कम हर अंग्रेजी में कैसे गोल गोल घुमा के बोल रहे हैं इंटरव्यू खत्म हो गया है [संगीत] अगर आपको यह इंटरव्यू पसंद आया हो और हमारे दोनों के चरित्र पसंद आए हो तो आप लाइक कीजिए शेयर कीजिए और सब्सक्राइब कीजिए टीवीएफ के यूट्यूब चैनल को [संगीत] VyceJOlw-rA,"Khatarnak Interview ft. Rohit, KL | The Viral Fever",2022-11-15T12:58:10Z,PT8M2S,2079079,103365,2689,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyceJOlw-rA,, यह खाली आयो मेरे को और बंद क्यों रखा है यह क्या कर किसका हाथ है ये बारे बाल बिगड़ जाएंगे भाई अरे [संगीत] नाइट मैच वर्ल्ड कप फाइनल की टिकट ब्लैक में खरीदी थी मैंने एंड ब्लैक टिकट मैटर्स पाकिस्तान का मैच देखना चाहता हूं बहुत भूख लगी है अच्छा सर [संगीत] क्या कर रहा है भाई भाई [संगीत] तुम लोग हो कौन है मैं वह हूं जो सपना दे स्पेशल बना रहा है T20 में हान भाई पैसा और गंद दोनों तैयार है ले लेना अरे यार इसमें मेरी क्या गलती है मेरे को जैसा कोच ने बोला मैंने वैसा किया कोर्ट से जाकर पूछो कौन से पूछो अबे लीजेंड है वो तू तो तू तो आईपीएल का चैंपियन है ना भाई तू पंच बार जीता है ना तुझे तो पता है ना टी20 में किस स्ट्राइक रेट से खेलते हैं हान बट इसीलिए रहा है क्योंकि तेरा दूसरा ओपनर बैट्समैन तेरे से भी ज्यादा बड़ा हक्का है अरे तू भाई वही तो बोल रहा हूं मैं अकेला ओपनर थोड़ी हूं उसे भी जाकर पकड़ लो उसे भी पहलो आप बुलाओ बुलाओ ठीक है तथा अरे अरे नहीं है ना सॉरी इडली रखेगा शादी में किधर में है हमारा सरप्राइज बैचलर पार्टी लग रहा है टी20 की बात चल रही है पहला एक ओवर साइड से जाएगा क्योंकि तू क्रिकेटर तो नहीं बन्ना चाहता सच बताना वो होते तो यही कहते मैं मानता हूं की हम लोगों ने फैंस का दिल टोडा है लेकिन यह गेम है हम सिख रहे हैं एक्सपीरियंस ले रहे हैं यही लोग यही लोग हर मैच में एक्सपीरियंस लो और जाके बांग्लादेश जिंबॉब्वे को हारो [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [संगीत] इतना दर्द होता है जब पाकिस्तान फाइनल में पहुंच जाती है हमारी टीम बाहर हो जाती है और पाकिस्तानी [प्रशंसा] रहेंगे इसको तोड़ना मत प्लीज प्लीज ओपन नहीं नहीं इस बार हम मेहनत करेंगे और अच्छे से जीतेंगे इंटरनेशनल में भी प्लीज करेंगे कप्तान जी जब तक आपका यह फैमिली पैक सिक्सर ना बन जाए अब तेरा क्या होगा की एरिया सब सही होगा [संगीत] कुछ भी नहीं होगा इस बार आईपीएल पक्का जीतूंगा देखना अब बात कर रहा है भाई आईपीएल नहीं है यार वर्ल्ड कप अगली बार इंडिया में प्रैक्टिस पर लगते हैं और अच्छे से खेलते हैं वर्ण इंडिया में लेंगे चल चल अभी निकलते हैं फ्लाइट का टाइम हो रहा है इंडिया पहुंच के प्रैक्टिस भी लगना भाई चल चल लाइक करें शेयर करें और सब्सक्राइब करना मत बोलना Q8K_3Nfl9r4,"Ghar Hi Toh Hai | Music Video | Varun Jain, Jatin Raj, IP Singh | Tripling S3 | TVF",2022-11-05T10:00:40Z,PT2M10S,118517,3720,95,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8K_3Nfl9r4,, [संगीत] मैंने तुम्हें बताया था की ऐसा और प्रॉपर्टी तुम्हें खुद बनाना पड़ेगा [संगीत] हमसे घर कभी [संगीत] यादों से है यह बना [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] था समय जो साथ में हुआ है [संगीत] कैसे सिलो में घर ही तो है [संगीत] [हंसी] [संगीत] miJGjKl0Az8,Chitwan Ke Jugaad 😂| Amol Parashar | Tripling Season 3 | #Shorts,2022-11-03T08:59:56Z,PT1M,1278984,45381,71,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miJGjKl0Az8,, व्हाट एक कम दिया था यार [संगीत] [संगीत] इतने टाइम साथ मिल रहे हैं यार सब मिरेकल मोमेंट ये दुनिया ठंड में मेरी रूम पे खड़े हो गए और तेरे को यह सूचना है करिश्मा [संगीत] 6TTSAWyR_3M,Chhath Puja Ki Chhuti ft. Abhinav Anand & Abhishake Jha | TVF,2022-10-30T05:27:34Z,PT11M54S,2418936,146483,7550,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TTSAWyR_3M,," Sir! Put your feet up. Put your feet up! Fine. Come on, tuck in your shirt. So you carry the signs of a party. Had you slept for the night your eyes would not be swollen. Whom did you go with? Raveena or Karishma? Enjoying all night. Am I right? Yes, I did chill a lot. Where are you lost? What is the matter? Tell me. Whose file it is? Get this done and I will send you more. Why did you give me this file of Mishra? Mishra's grandma is sick so he went home and now you must do it. I understand all of it. Mishra is from Muzzafarpur. And his grandma now falls sick when Chatt is around the corner? I know it all. Rest easy. You have to work on files of Trivedi, Sharma and Dwivedi. Listen to me. Do not be my boss. I have done my work. I will go to boss and he will be pleased by me. I am not doing any files. Go and get me a tea. Get out! And you? It is not a month since you joined and now you need a vacation for a month? I ask you to maintain a file and you go hit the gym! Get out! Get out! Aman! Yes, sir. You know how crucial is the project of Gupta and stepsons. Rohit is working on it. We cannot rely on such brilliant employees as we might lose this project. All right? Listen to me. Get this presentation ready by evening and bring it. Fine. Fine. We have four more contractors coming in the evening. I'll handing over their files to you. So wrap this up quickly. Hello, greetings. Blessed be you. Chatt is almost here. You need to get the grains to the mill. Yes, I will get it done. Who else will do it? Once I get the leave... Make it quick. There is a lot to be done. Now that we are celebrating after five years. It cannot be good without me. I will be there once I get a leave. I'll hang up now. Bye. -Sir, here is some tea. -I do not want it. Please have it. You will not get this tea from tomorrow. If that happens, everyone here will be mighty pleased. Do not be so happy. I am going home for Chatt and then once I am back I will be serving tea to you. Even you got a leave? Well, yes, I did. It so happens with less power and less salary comes lesser responsibility. Now hold my tea. I am going to my village. Farewell. Yes, Lalten. What is it, Aman? You are earning quite a lot. They are making you pay for all. They are coming. Who all are coming? People from Delhi and Chennai coming on leaves. Meghna is coming with her kids. Please do come, it will be a lot of fun. What can I say? I am not getting a leave! In that case pray to God! He will give you a leave! Lord will make it happen! He has the power! My boss is the almighty here! He does not listen. What can I say? Then bow to him! Tell him if he does not give you a leave then you kill yourself and if he still refuses then quit that job! I'll get you a job through bribes. Lalten, it seems that you are out of your mind. You are saying silly and meaningless things. Leave it be now. Hang up. Sir, please! Give me a leave! Or else I will die! Please give me a live or I will slit my wrist! Emotion seems to be lacking! Sir, please, I will bash my head on your computers. Please let me go! Please, give me a leave! This is right. Sir, I will kill myself! I will slit my wrist and bleed out right here. Please give me a leave! You have it! For good! -You are fired! Fired! -Sir... Aman, what is it? Come on! Sir, I have finished all the work. Gupta and Stepsons file is done now. But the rest of work needs to be done after ten days. So let us do that later. So listen. Let us all take a leave of ten days and go to Goa. Okay. Finish it! Then I can give you more work. Sir after long, mom is celebrating Chatt. And what did you want? The same, to go home. Tell me, Aman. Must I sell this company? Permanent leave! Sir, you are being sarcastic. It is not a crime to ask for a leave on a major festival. Fine, I'll be straight. We have more work and less employees. I was thinking of making everyone work on weekends. I cannot control Holi and Diwali. Chatt does not warrant an official marked holiday. So make do with the leave you have on Diwali. You can celebrate this Chatt on a video call. Sir, I was here working on Diwali. So I can take a leave for Chatt. Sorry, leaves cannot be swapped. All right? This is a national company. Chatt is a regional festival. What is so special about this that mad you sacrifice your Diwali? So many leaves and yet you add another! Chatt is not a festival but an emotion. It is the feeling of home. My mom's sacrifice. It is the company of friends. Memories of my childhood. In the past six months you named me employee of the month for five months. Do you know? It is all because of Chatt. Let me tell you how. In my childhood, we'd not burst all crackers in Diwali. We'd save some for Chatt. That gave us resource management that helps us even today. We'd clean the river bank with friends that it would be spic and span. That taught us the skill of teamwork. When we'd go with our cousins to different villages for offertory then we learnt of public relations. When we bow to the setting sun we learn that when we cheer up a failing employee he can rise well. We rise before the sun and tell the world of time management and health management. But those who see a bath tub as a pond and a shower as a waterfall will never understand the joy of bathing in the Ganges. Give me all the work you can. I'll get it done. Borrow some from other firms. I'll wrap that up as well. I need to learn something for a mother who fasts for more than 36 hours for the wellbeing of her son! So I have learnt. I sacrifice my emotions. I am not going. I will devote my life to the company. Finish all my work. I did give such a speech 25 years ago. I did not get a leave though but I did get some work. Go and get the work done. Hello, Mom! Listen to me... Tell dad to handle it. Am I to do everything? I do not think I can come. Why? I am not getting a leave. Dad will do it. Who else? Greetings, Mom. Do not ask dad to do it. I'll go to the flour mill. I am coming. Bye. Hail Mother Goddess!" qanZrp1ilfw,"Bollywood Diwali Party Ft. SRK, Salman Bhai, Ranbir Alia, Pankaj Tripathi | TVF",2022-10-22T08:31:13Z,PT9M24S,2130923,78811,2015,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qanZrp1ilfw,, शुड सी गोना ट्रैक [संगीत] के बारे में बताइए [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] शुरू अप कोई सगन का लिफाफा दे तो रख लेना क्योंकि ऐसे भी खान हाउसहोल्ड में रेगुलर सैलरी वाला मेरे बाद एक भाई ये सुना है की आप जिसके साथ खेती कर रहे द उसकी फसल को ये और काट रहा है कौन काट रहा है बे भाई कौन मैन कौन मैन सेल तेरा वो मैन कौन है जरा पता करके मेरे को भी बता सकता हूं चलो भाई चलो [संगीत] क्या चल रहा है तो ब्रह्मास्त्र के पैसे मांग लेती हूं दिवाली पर पटाखे स्किप कीजिए एंड सेलिब्रेट अन स्मोक फ्री दिवाली सह परिवार मेरे घर आना है [संगीत] अभी होली में तू पढ़ते पढ़ा गया कहे को नहीं फोड़ रहा दिवाली पे पटाखे फोड़ने से यह सब जो है दूषित होता है समझ में आए आपको यह सब बातें नहीं करनी चाहिए मैं पौधा लगा रहा है ये देख ऑक्सीजन बढ़ रहा है की नहीं देश में बढ़ रहा है की तू बिंदास फोड़ पढ़ा गए मेरे अंग पे देखते जाओ बस में दल दूंगा तेरे ऊपर जाकर रॉकेट बनेगा रॉकेट [संगीत] हेलो नमस्ते नमस्कार [संगीत] रियल इंडिया फूड इंडिया कुर्ता ₹90 चप्पल 80000 तेरा पूरा घर जाएंगे वहां का अरे बांद्रा वालों ए जाओ सेल्फी लेते हैं कल इंस्टाग्राम पर अपलोड करूंगा हैशटैग गैंग हैशटैग गैंग बैंग [हंसी] चुटिया गोलियां नहीं चल रही है ये हमारे बिल्ला विद बाबा हैं [संगीत] इसको बढ़िया है अरे ए मार गया क्या [संगीत] लड़की थी सो नेचुरल [संगीत] प्रियंका का मारा उधर ढोला लगा रहा है उसको जरूरत तो नहीं पता है लेकिन बचपन में बाउजी थोड़ा सिखा [संगीत] नामी घोड़े के एंड सिस्टर ने हमको 360 तक लूटा है तो आज हम लोगों को उसका बदला लेना है इस सेल को नंगा करके इसके कपड़े जूते पैसे सब लेकर इसको यहां से भेजेंगे फिर आप जो इसको संभल जा रहा है इसको बहुत बढ़िया [संगीत] अच्छा लॉस्ट एवरीथिंग हो गया है [संगीत] कैमरा बंद करो यह सब यह हम बात नहीं जा रहे हैं ठीक है [संगीत] [संगीत] शेयर करिए और कमेंट सेक्शन में हमें बताइए अपने बचपन की दिवाली की यादें और सो डोंट फॉरगेट तू सब्सक्राइब तू डी वायरल फीवर orMC01jimNM,TVF Tripling New Season - Sneak Peek | All Episodes Streaming Now On ZEE5,2022-10-21T10:08:48Z,PT2M19S,200108,4731,142,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orMC01jimNM,, spatofar इन्हेरिटेंस इट इस पार्ट ऑफ कल्चर इट इस इंपॉर्टेंट सी जस्ट टेक अन रियली शॉर्ट ब्रेक पापा अरे सॉरी आई वाज इन अन मिडिल ऑफ अन फोटोशूट एंड डेंसिटी ऑनलाइन इंटरव्यू गोइंग ऑन आई वास जस्ट गो अप विथ यू नहीं ठीक है अगर तू बहुत बिजी है तो मैं बाद में करता हूं अरे नहीं एक्चुअली मॉम दाद आई गेटिंग सेपरेट व्हाट [संगीत] [संगीत] पता नहीं मुझे अभी मैंने इतने डिटेल्स नहीं पूछे फोन पे वो पूछ रही थी अगर हम लोग थोड़े दिन के लिए ए सकते हैं वहां पे तो मैं तो जा रहा हूं कैन यू कम कल सुबह नहीं कल शाम को मैं आपके आप टेंशन मत लो आप बताओ क्या चल रहा है [संगीत] यार मुझे नहीं बताया उन्होंने मुझे फोन किया है मॉम ने सो लेट मी हैंडल डाउन तू ए सकता है साथ में जाएंगे ना रोटी कारी [संगीत] VzjOnkxJTzc,Bachpan Ki Yaadein ft. Sumeet Vyas and Amol Parashar | TVF Tripling,2022-10-18T06:31:01Z,PT10M29S,1445270,17974,339,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzjOnkxJTzc," Come, bro. Welcome to my humble adobe. Make yourself comfortable. Comfortable... you're comfortably seated there. Where do I keep my luggage? Is this a storeroom? Sorry... curse you. Bro... don't disturb Columbus. Otherwise, his boat will set sail on the wrong route again. Hello. Radheshyam. I cancelled the hotel room. No, I need that hotel room now. Book it again. What do you mean not available? What last minute... there must be other rooms. How can you say no to your writer? What do you mean by who? I am talking about myself. I am a writer. You've been managing... Hello. Writers have no importance in this country. Pathetic. Bro... after writing two books, you're already calling yourself a writer. Even I've been to jail several times. I don't call myself a cop. I am stuck here because of you. I thought I'll rest for a couple of days in your house before the event. On the first day, you... Bro, no cussing here. What will Godavari and Brahmaputra think about our upbringing? I told you, you won't be able to adjust in my house. But you were getting emotional. Are you not my bro? Are you not my bro? Fine, I was convinced. I thought you were being modest about your house. I didn't know... -Hello. -Hello. Sit. So sweet. Thank you. You sit, you need it. Why didn't you just say don't come over, my place is a hippie hangout hostel. Bro... you're already throwing your weight around. I am no longer a child. This is my house. You can't make a sound without my permission. Assholes. You forgot this in the car. I thought it was something important. When I opened it, it was just trash. Bro, are those your books? No... papa sent these. I don't know what's inside. Let's see. -Hey... our childhood memories. -What? Hello, Radheshyam. Why would I be in a hospital? Even if it's a nice room, would I stay in a hospital? Are you crazy? If they are offering free glucose, will I take up the offer? Get me a room in a hotel. -What are you doing? -Bro. Bro. Look what I found? Our class 10 mark sheets. Chandan Sharma 81% Chitwan Sharma 81.1% But I don't know why I got yelled at. Parents always had high expectations. No... you got yelled at, because you changed 31.1% to 81.1% with a pen. Ohh... yeah... Wow... what creativity. I was a genius since birth. You were an a*** since birth. Bro... you shouldn't be cussing seeing my childhood creativity. You should be giving kisses. And I understand. Even I am pretty bad at pathetic my feelings. That's why this helps me. Hey... Bro, that Leonardo. He's my friend from Switzerland. The weather here doesn't suit him. That's why he's chilling in the fridge. Bro... walkman. Wow! Excuse me, Kanchanjunga, coming through. Remember. Anand bhai. It never worked, still, you never let me touch it. I let you keep it for an entire day on your birthday. Yes, but you also took it back after I cut the cake. It was not working. Guys, it's time. Let's go. Okay, Chitwan bro, see you. See you. See you. See you. -Bye. -Bye. -Bro, see you. -See you. -Enjoy. -Have fun. -Are they really leaving? -They were here on parole. It's time to go back to jail. Bye, Picasso. Bye, Godfather. Bye, Suresh. Hey... your DJ mixer. Look at this. I knew what I was destined for from the beginning. I was always going to be a musician. If I see my 'Shakalaka Boom Boom' pencil now, I'll say the same thing. That I always wanted to be a writer. But wasn't he a magician? -It was a joke. -Who was a joke? That Shakalaka... Anyway, the joke's dead now. Hey... story book. Hey... This is the same letter I asked you to give Tanya from class nine. Bro, I saved your confidence from sinking. Balls. You said Tanya isn't interested in me, because she likes tall, and handsome guys. And you never gave her the letter. Bro... I was going to give her the letter. But Tanya and her friends were sitting and... They were calling you lanky, stupid, weirdo, unattractive. Because they didn't see your soul. I've seen your soul, bro. And I didn't want your confidence to be shattered. So I didn't give her the letter. And I decided to keep reminding your all your life, bro... you're beautiful. Thanks. Welcome. Throw it. Hey... Remember, Evil Doll. -Hey... -You were terrified of it. We went to see 'Paapi Gudiya'. Papa thought this would be a memorabilia, so he bought this doll and brought it home. What did we call it? Something with C... -Chanda? -Chaitrani! Chaitrani! Chaitrani used to flip at night and scare everyone. Everyone would be terrified. Not everyone, just you. You wouldn't sleep alone, only with me. You wouldn't fall asleep until I wouldn't tell you a story. Now that I think about it. A storyteller was blossoming in me since childhood. Bro, I never listened to your stories. It was your presence. You would be lying on the side, and I used to feel my brother beside me. He'll save me from any situation. He would save me from Chaitrani as well. I used to feel protected by your dominance. Wait a second. Oh, God. Yes, Radheshyam. Oh, you found a hotel room. Actually, I don't want it anymore. No, I'll manage. I am not sleeping in the mosque. Why would I sleep in the mosque? Don't I have a brother in this city? No, no, that wasn't a question? I was being sarcastic... Just hang up. He's one weird idiot. Actually, I think I can get better at expressing myself. Because during crises family comes to your aid. You're beautiful. You're more beautiful. Woah... Hey... what's up? You guys are here? Bro, a few of my friends are here. Come in. Hello, Radheshyam. Hey, guys. Did this video remind you of your childhood memories? Tell us in the comments about your nostalgic experiences, and why is your family special? All that childhood talk melts my heart, just like these Hershey Kisses in my mouth. Truly amazing. It's really nice. And guys, watch out for Tripling season 3, releasing on the 21st of October only on Zee5. And guys, don't forget to like this video, share this video. And subscribe to... The Viral Fever.", [संगीत] राम बाबा [संगीत] [संगीत] वह वह कोलंबस को डिस्टर्ब मत करो नहीं तो उसकी ना वो फिर से गलत रास्ते पे निकल जाएगी हेलो अरे राधेश्याम जी मैंने वो होटल के रूम के लिए माना किया था ना वह मुझे चाहिए अब होटल का रूम वो फिर से बुक कर दो आप नहीं मिलेगा मतलब ऐसे कैसे आप अपने राइटर को माना कर सकते हो कौन राइटर के अपनी बात कर रहा हूं मैं अरे मैं राइटर हूं ना आप मुझे तो मैंने सिर्फ हेलो एक तो इस देश में राइटर फस गया हूं मुझे लगा था इवेंट्स से पहले दो-तीन दिन तेरे घर पे आराम करूंगा पहले ही दिन पर तूने आराम की मैन की गली नहीं यार ब्रिंगिंग के बारे में मैंने तो आपको बोला था यार मेरा घर नहीं जमेगा आपको मेरा भाई नहीं है मेरा भाई नहीं है मुझे क्या पता था नमस्ते [संगीत] का हॉस्पिटल [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] यह गाड़ी में भूल गए द मुझे लगा कुछ इंपॉर्टेंट होगा खोल कर देखा तो ऐसा कचरा है क्या [संगीत] राधेश्याम जी [संगीत] अरे हॉस्पिटल में क्यों रहूंगा मैं तो अच्छा कम रहे तो इसका मतलब [संगीत] आप होटल में कमरा देखो यार क्या कर रहे हो [संगीत] चंदन शर्मा 81% [संगीत] चितवन शर्मा 81.1% पर मुझे ये समझ नहीं ए रहा की दांत क्यों पड़ी थी मुझे पेरेंट्स की ना हमेशा से हे एक्सपेक्टेशन पड़ी थी क्योंकि तूने 31.1% को पेन से 81.1 कर दिया था [संगीत] वो व्हाट क्रिएटिविटी बचपन से ही बहुत जीनियस है बचपन से ही था मावा मेरी बचपन की क्रिएटिविटी देख के ना आपके मुंह से गलियां नहीं निकालनी चाहिए मैं अभी आपकी तरह बातें एक्सप्रेस करने में काफी खराब हो गया [संगीत] इस माय फ्रेंड फ्रॉम स्विट्जरलैंड भाई चल दादा केक काटने के बाद वापस भी ले लिया था चलता नहीं था ना सी यू सन बाय नमस्ते एंजॉय ऐप वैन सच में जा रहे हैं सब लोग भी आए द ना अभी जेल वापसी का टाइम हो गया है सुरेश ओए तेरा डीजे मिक्स है मुझे ना बचपन में अपने पांव पालने में दिख गए द तो मैं भी यही बोलूंगा की मैं बचपन से राइटर बन्ना चाहता हूं जो चल बसा है स्टोरी बुक [संगीत] यह तो वह लेटर है मैंने तुझको नाइंथ क्लास वाली तानिया को देने को बोला था की तानिया को मुझमें में कोई इंटरेस्ट नहीं है क्योंकि उसको टॉल हैंडसम और लंबे लड़के पसंद नहीं है और उसके फ्रेंड्स आपको लंबू चंपू वीडियो [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] याद है गुड़िया चंदा chaitraani chaitraani सबको फैट जाती थी सबकी सबकी की तेरी फटी थी तू अकेले सोता नहीं तो सिर्फ मेरे साथ सोता था जब तक रात को मैं कहानी ना सुनो तुझे नींद नहीं आती थी बचपन से ही मेरे अंदर शायद एक स्टोरी टेलर पल्प रहा था मैं [संगीत] आप साइड में लेते द तो मुझे लगता था मेरा भाई बगल में अब कुछ भी होगा [संगीत] आपकी डोमिनेंस में प्रोटेक्टेड फुल होता था [संगीत] और राधेश्याम जी अच्छा मिल गया होटल का कमरा एक्चुअली अब नहीं चाहिए [संगीत] शहर में नहीं सवाल नहीं था आई थिंक आई कैन गेट वेटर एक्सप्रेसिंग माय सैन क्योंकि क्राइसिस के टाइम पर फैमिली कम आती है [संगीत] तुम लोग [प्रशंसा] वह वह मेरे को इस ट्रेन जाए ए जाओ हेलो राधे श्याम जी [संगीत] बचपन की यादें तालीस एंड कमेंट अबाउट योर नॉस्टैल्जिक एक्सपीरियंस [संगीत] माय हार्ट जस्ट लाइक दिस दिस इन माय हाउस एक्चुअली सीजन 3 रिलीजिंग ऑन 21st ऑफ अक्टूबर ओनली ऑन zee5 एंड गैस डोंट फॉरगेट तू लाइक दिस वीडियो शेयर दिस वीडियो एंड सब्सक्राइब तू डी वायरल फीवर PqEp2tNU60E,"TVF Tripling | Truth or Dare With Siblings ft. Sumeet Vyas, Amol Parashar, Shernaz Patel",2022-10-11T06:29:10Z,PT9M7S,1627684,25352,379,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqEp2tNU60E,," What did you order? I got a photo framed. It was my birthday last month. Didn't you use to say 'Bro, I don't believe in birthdays'? I don't believe in births. There's a lot of blood involved in giving birth. Nothing to be happy about. But I am happy about this. By the way, bro, I don't believe in birthdays, but you could have wished me. I was busy. I had a meeting with my publisher, and...I was stuck... Why are you lying? You entered the meeting at 7:15. You were thrown out at 7:16 after hearing your idea. It wasn't so cut-to-cut. I mean I left at 7:15 and at 7:30... How do you know where I was and at what time? Are you reading my personal diary? It's a good thing I did. Now I know that you didn't lose your virginity at 16 with D'Souza, but at 30 with your wife. That's too much! How can you read someone's personal diary? How else would I have known, that you wrote 'I love you' on father's bike with a stone, and blamed me for it. Because that's how every middle-class boy in India says I love you. To his papa. And you got me in trouble. You used to watch midnight hot on FTV at night, and everyone thought I was watching it. Why are you getting angry? Even you broke Mr. Mishra's window, and later he thrashed me. You even lied about cricket. You said if I take the ball out of the gutter, and bounce it three times it becomes pure. That's true. And what's also true is that you're a liar. You're the liar. You're a big liar... -You are a bigger... -Stop. Stop arguing like children, guys. Why don't you... solve it like adults? Okay, Chits, truth or dare. Truth. Because Chitwan and hips don't lie. Did you and Chanchal go on a road trip without me last week? We did. But bro, it was a budgeted trip. We only had a two-seater sports car. It didn't have a luggage boot where you could sit. Our own luggage was being carried in the SUV in tow. It's okay. Truth. Okay. In class 10, at 7:30 pm, you would lock the door upstairs, and read which book for 30 minutes. HC1, mom. Volume 1. It's a physics book. But...isn't HC Verma's books used in class 11? Yes, but I was preparing for the future. I know what future you were preparing for. Why did you use to sweat? Don't cheat now! Only one question at a time, he's asking two questions. Spin the bottle, mom. Oooh...truth or dare? Dare. Show your whatsApp. No. A man's phone is like his underwear. You can't look at it. No, no, rules are rules. Now watch how I embarrass you. Sorry. What are you chatting with Paula about? We're learning Spanish together. We also composed a Spanish song together. You're pathetic. Stay away from my ex-wife! Truth or dare? Truth. Tell mom what you did with grandpa's will. I thought it was one of Chitwan's fake mark sheets, so I made a boat out of it and sailed it down the sewer. You mean that was you. Yeah... And we unnecessarily sent Chits to boarding school. What? Mom, is that why you guys sent me to boarding school? You know, you guys always said, I don't think about family, I don't understand relations. But how would I learn any of it? I had only three interactions for 20 years. The warden, who used to wake me up with a truncheon. A senior who used to steal my lunch. And...a wet pillow. Do you know how much family time I missed, mom? It's not like that, Chits. We sent you there for your own good. I didn't realise that you had so many difficulties, or... you had so many problems. Mom, this trick always works on you. I just wanted the last Kisses. Rascal... I am so glad you sent me to boarding school. And I had these experiences. Otherwise, I would've been a wimp, like bro. I told you to adopt a pomeranian dog, but you adopted him. Am I adopted? What rubbish? You're not adopted. We cannot have such a bad choice. You're just...unplanned. You are a mistake. Truth. 13th August 2013...Bangalore. Bro...don't go there. Draw some boundaries. One Chitwan and so many girls. Please, don't mom. A black picture of Chitwan's black deeds, in a black gown. Yes. I did MBA. Ohh Chits, you're not a loser. I thought like every successful artist, even I'll become a college dropout. I didn't know MBA would be so easy. I couldn't flunk the class. Congratulations, mom. Your son is educated. He's literate. Stop it now, you're hurting me. Truth or dare? Dare. Dare... Take your phone out, and upload your graduation picture. And write below it ""DJ not a dropout"". ""I am an MBA."" Bro, this will hurt me professionally. Come on, do it. Embarrassed. Bro...Please, stop it. There's already been too much bloodshed. Let's stop it. Over. Finished. You win, okay. I see...he's been calling me a wimp since we were kids. And now when it's his turn... You always said I never let you bat. Well...I'll let you bat today. Dare. Sure. Go for it. Okay. So...your new book...that's releasing next week, on the first page, you must write... Dedicated to my highly responsible younger brother Chitvan Sharma, who is the elder brother I never had! I bow down to only three men in history. Purakami, Paulo Coelho, and Chitvan Sharma. He's a better brother, a better son, a better lover, and of course, a better writer than me. That's savage, Chits. Dog! Hey, guys. We hope you liked this video. Just like Chandan and Chitvan's secrets were revealed, were any of your secrets revealed in front of your parent? So tell us about your truth and dare moment in the comments below, and celebrate such heartfelt moments with your siblings with Hershey's Kisses Also, tell us in the comment section, who you want to see in the next truth and dare. And guys, watch out for Tripling season 3, which is releasing on 21st October only on Zee5. Like this video, share it with all your friends, and don't forget to subscribe to The Viral Fever." VwK1hmPH_e8,TVF Tripling - Season 3 | Official Trailer | Premieres 21st Oct 2022 on ZEE5,2022-10-07T18:12:34Z,PT2M14S,1377437,45730,1747,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwK1hmPH_e8,, मॉम दाद [संगीत] [संगीत] लग गया [संगीत] तू गेट तू डी रूम कैसे ऑफ डी प्रॉब्लम मैं क्या जरूरत है ये सब एक्सपेरिमेंट की एडवेंचर आप लोगों के साथ शेयर करेंगे और आप इसे समझे की रिस्पेक्ट करते हैं लेकिन ऐसी चॉइस तो नहीं होनी चाहिए ना की पुरी फैमिली टूट जाए की आपने कैसा लगता है ये लोग कभी अलग हो सकते हैं [संगीत] सेक्स करोगे BCVuG_WxINY,"TVF Tripling - Season 3 | Teaser | Sumeet Vyas, Amol Parashar, Maanvi Gagroo | Coming Soon On ZEE5",2022-10-05T08:54:52Z,PT1M27S,676575,31231,1294,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCVuG_WxINY,," Bro. What's this? You're not ready yet? What are you doing here? God. I texted you. No, you didn't text me. I didn't receive any text from you. Bro, I mentioned it in the online review of your book. ""It's a nice book, but make it a little cheaper."" And below that, I wrote... I am coming over after two days, we'll leave together. Are you insane? Is that a place to send messages? You're sending private messages on a public platform. Bro, you get upset over everything. I send messages to Chanchu with pigeons. She never gets upset. Let's go. She must be waiting. Waiting here? We're not going anywhere. We're straightaway going home. Bro... you should chill. Life should be like a road trip. Full of sweet memories. On that note, here's the first sweet memory of our road trip. That is very sweet of you. But this time, there is no road trip. You take the fun out of everything. If you take 'trip' out of tripling, then we'll only be left with 'ling'. What are we gonna do at home? There's a lot to do at home. But I won't tell you. Because if I tell you, even the camels of Rajasthan will know what we're gonna do. Tell me, bro. People will see when season three arrives. Since you're here, put the tea to boil. I finished washing the clothes. I'll put them in the dryer. Always puts his younger brother to work." nObiWF1cwY0,"Dost Bana Monitor | Ft. Badri Chavan, Omkar Kulkarni, Chinmay Chandranshuh | TVF",2022-09-26T07:03:40Z,PT12M46S,1425539,53723,1071,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nObiWF1cwY0,," Bro. Why are you so sad? You have scored double marks in math than me. That's also called failed. You see, we don't do Shukla sir's flattery like Tejas. That's why we fail every time. Yes. That's true. Shall we do his flattery? Are you mad? I have a macho image in front of Nandini. Don't worry. Your bro is alive. Look. Look. We failed in math. That doesn't mean we will become terrorists. It's not that bomb. It's cracker bomb. We will plant it below Shukla sir's chair and we will explode it. -Great plan! -Isn't it? Shukla sir will be... Silence! Silence I said. Good morning, sir. What good morning? What good morning? Where is the discipline? You! Wear your tie properly. You don't know how to wear it and you come to school. Sit. Go to your seat! Thank you, sir. My secret spy, whose name I won't disclose... Right, Tejas? He has told me that somebody has brought bomb to the class today. Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Thank you. Monitor Tejas. Yes, sir. Check everybody's bags. Pilaf. Pilaf. Strawberry. It's your bag. You had left it here. Keep it back. I will hit you. Sir! Bomb! Kapir has it. Sir. Sir. -Actually, the bomb... -Sir, it's my bomb. Backbencher Dhruv, you. It was fine when you wrote my phone number in the boys' washroom. Because I love you guys. But this cracker bomb. I have to take some big step now. No. No, sir. Please don't suspend me. No. No. No. There are two ways of teaching discipline to a backbencher. First method. Beat him mercilessly. Beat him. Beat him. Beat him. Second method. -In front of everybody... -Yes. We know, sir. You will make the backbencher a monitor. To reform the entire classroom. What did you say? You will make the backbencher a monitor. Exactly. So welcome Mr. Dhruv Sharma. Our new class monitor. Sir. Sir, how can I be the monitor? I am a backbencher. Tejas, do the handing over. -Bro, no. -What? You are the class monitor. You cannot do all that. Shall I die of thirst? Thanks. What are you doing? Bro i was picking up the pen. Forget that. For the first time a backbencher has become a class monitor. Just imagine. Under your rule we will eat lunchbox during any period. And we will legally snatch toppers' notes. Moreover, we will bunk anytime, anywhere. Okay? Fine. Yes! Come on. Kabir, what are you doing here during class hours? Bunk. My friend Dhruv is the class monitor. Nobody can harm me now. Yes! Bro, you don't have your ID. You have not tucked in your shirt. Moreover, you aren't from this school. -What are you doing here? -Bunk. My friend Dhruv is the class monitor. Nobody can harm me now. Leave. Kabir, what are you doing! Bunk. My friend Dhruv is the class monitor. Nobody can harm me now. Dhruv! What nonsense is this? She called up my parents for a trivial matter. It's good that my dad has got Joda phone network. She will never be able to get through. But my papa has got Vio SIM. She will be able to call him. Yes. But bro... We will change his network. Bro shukla sir's pant was on fire. He went home crying. Dhruv My name? Nidhi! You cannot sit there. Nandini and you chat a lot. Go. Sit behind. Wait and see. My friend Dhruv will tell me to sit with Nandini. Tejas. Sit with Nandini. New spot. Come, Nandini. Come. Did you recognize him? Sorry. Come. Come. Come. And him? Show your face, bro. Why are you going into Newton's lap? He is Kabir. Dhruv's friend. Ex-friend. But today, Dhruv got him punished in front of everybody. I pity you, bro. Hey! Raise your hands. Good morning, sir. Who is it? Who is it? Who is throwing trash in the classroom during exams? Sir! Sir! It's not trash. It's a note. And sir, I think... Yes. This is class monitor Dhruv's handwriting. Monitor Dhruv, you? Sir. No, sir. I didn't do it. Cheating was fine. My wife also does it. God damn it! Such pathetic handwriting. Sir, it's not my handwriting. -Come on. -Where? -Come on. -But sir, I didn't do anything. I will take your cursive writing class. Scoundrel! What is your problem? I am your friend and you are harassing me. No. No. No. You are not my friend. You are a monitor. No. You are not just a monitor. You are a sycophant monitor. -Kabir, stop it. -What? What? You have become Shukla's sycophant. -Kabir, stop it. -Hey! Sycophant! Sycophant! Sycophant! What is your problem? What is your problem? -Will you hit me? -Yes. Hit me! Hit me! Because tomorrow will be your last day of being a monitor. Do you remember the bomb that didn't explode the other day? Yes. It will explode tomorrow. And this time I will target not Shukla, but you. Get lost! Wonderful! Wonderful, class! Excellent. Good morning, sir. Sit down! Sit down! Thank you, sir. But unfortunately, there are still some students who eat during class. And yes. Some students still bring cracker bomb. -Class monitor Dhruv. -Yes, sir. Eat his 'Sukha Puri'. It's really tasty. Meanwhile, I will check that student's bag who is going to get suspended. Show me your bag. Show me your bag, Tejas. Bomb! Bomb! It's not mine, sir. Tejas, you bloody ex-monitor! Get out of my class! Sir, it's not mine. -Right now! -Sir, somebody kept it here. -Right now I said. -Sir, it's not mine. Somebody... -Get out! Is everything good? You did this, didn't you? I know. Of course. I became a monitor now. But first, I am your friend. I won't suspend my friend. Bro... I know. I know. You want to say sorry. But you are unable to say it. No problem. I forgive you. -Really? -Yes. Bro, you are my best friend. What? Silence. Where are you sitting? It's my seat. I am the class monitor. You have a new seat. With Nandini. What are you saying? Bro! Go there! -Yes, monitor. -You are talking too much." PSblBluOQf8,"Indian Cricket Dressing Room Vlog ft. Dhoni, Kohli and Pandya | TVF",2022-09-10T08:30:07Z,PT7M13S,4651322,262298,10345,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSblBluOQf8,, हान हो गया चालू ही गैस वेलकम तू हार्दिक पंड्या ब्लॉग तो गैस आज मैं ना काफी एक्साइटेड हूं और मेरी फटी हुई है क्योंकि भाई ड्रेसिंग रूम में ए गए हैं हमारी समझ लो ना इधर ना जल्दी ए जल्दी ए इधर ए इधर ए इधर ए क्या कर रहा है तू क्या कर रहा है अरे वो अन्ना के साथ फोन पे था वो बरतिया को पत्थर में लड्डू जाना है बर्फी है वो डिस्कस कर रहे द वो रिकॉर्ड हो गया ब्लॉग चल रहा है सन अभी तेरा भी फोन निकल ले और क्या करना है ना दोनों भाइयों को मिलकर ब्लॉग बनाना है ठीक है भाई आए हैं तो कुछ भी मिस नहीं होना चाहिए ठीक है ना आज जल्दी कर दो वैसे वो स्लो है आज आज [संगीत] अंदर से ना कला चश्मा रेल की आवाज़ नहीं ए रही तो इसका मतलब समझ रहे हो तुम इसका मतलब एक ही एशिया कप के लिए थैंक यू स्विस वाटर ब्लैक वाटर पता नहीं क्या-क्या लगा रखा है चीकू तू भी कर शास्त्री जी आप रहने दीजिए तुम लोग श्रीलंका और पाकिस्तान से हर गए तो लोन के लिए खेल रहे द सेमीफाइनल में तो पहुंचने द हम लोग आशा शास्त्री जी आप भी द अभी तो नॉकआउट में बाहर हो रहे हो तुम लोग फाइनल कैसे खेलोगे अभी भी फाइनल खेल सकते हैं अगर आज शाम तक एशिया में बोर हो जाए और पाकिस्तान श्रीलंका को हरा दे और चीन पाकिस्तान को हरा दे और चीन को ताइवान हरा दे और पूरे एशिया में सिर्फ इंडिया बचे इतनी कैलकुलेशन कर रहा है तुम लोग किस से ए रहे हो शास्त्री जी आपको कुछ कहना है [संगीत] कर रहा हूं तो इसलिए मजबूरी में रिवर्स तो देख मत ना उसको अपनी तरफ खेलना अपने हिसाब से उधर मरने शॉट उसको मरने दे क्या हम यहां लड़की देखने आते हैं ग्राउंड में कोई कोई लड़की देखने भी आता है [संगीत] हान भाई मैं लड़की नहीं देख रहा था कितने महीने में फॉर्म में आता हूं और अंग्रेजी किसने सिखाई है उसको माय वाइफ मैं उनको बोल बोल के थक गया हूं जो मैं आपको भी बोलता था मुझे ओपनिंग भेजो आई एम अन ओपनर भाई वेलकम तू यू अपनी करेगा ओपनिंग में तो मैं जाता हूं ना रोहित खन्ना के साथ तू जाएगा अपना स्ट्राइक देख ले पहले भोसड़ी के इधर देख ले नीचे क्या देख रहा है [संगीत] और अब तो शादी भी कर रहा है ना इधर फोन नहीं चला रहा हूं टेंशन मत कर तो ओपनिंग करेगा [संगीत] सब ने देख लिया ना भाई-बाई ने क्या बोला हान अच्छा सुना ना तो चलो ठीक है रेल बनाते हैं क्या करना है [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] Wq9GMzaUlbQ,TVF's Immature Season 2 | Official Trailer | Streaming now on Amazon Prime Video,2022-08-26T06:52:36Z,PT1M46S,515039,15711,514,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq9GMzaUlbQ,, कि अगर स्कूल लाइक शेयर है तो 11th क्लास इंटरव्यू है [संगीत] सब कुछ बदल गया कि कुछ नहीं बदला सूख आज ही अपने क्लब लाइनें से जूझ रहा है तेरे को कि कबीर अभी भी अपने आपको बैग और साबित करने में लगा है यह और आर्मी स्कूल के बाथरूम में ऊपर से थोड़ा पकाया [संगीत] लिखें पापू पॉम [संगीत] आइल बा अ [संगीत] तो फिर तुम लोगों का वाइफ इन थे वाइल्ड [संगीत] लकी भी अपने ग्रुप में सबसे बड़ा यूजर नहीं उन्नत अबे लूजर तट पर हर मामले में बढ़ाओ वैसे तुम ज्यादा जल्दी तरह से बनाते हैं शायद इसलिए अच्छे गुर्जर नहीं आ [संगीत] हुआ है [संगीत] कि इतिहास चेस्ट सीजन के अलावा और कुछ भी जिन हो कि यह सेक्स एजुकेशन क्लास में पहुंच गया दोनों को कि आप ए सेंस आफ अर्जेंसी आफ [संगीत] हुआ है jezAyRJ-U2I,"This is not a scene, it's an emotion ❤️ | #TVF #Aspirants #Shorts",2022-08-22T07:12:44Z,PT50S,3764052,286298,884,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jezAyRJ-U2I,, [संगीत] तो बहुत बाद में रिलायंस करते हैं कि कि हम देश के काम तो आ रहे हैं [संगीत] फोन नंबर कॉल करने वाला कोई नहीं है के साथ में हंसने रोने वाला कोई नहीं होता है इससे ए मदर ए अपने मां-बाप प्यार दोस्त को इनक्रीस करें सैक्रिफाइस कर देना आप सूट की मृत्यु मैडम कि मुझे खुशी है कि हम देश के काम आ पा रहे हैं है इसलिए ऑफिस कर रहे हैं पर मैं अजय को कि इस फिल्म में तो बैलेंस में आ कर दो [संगीत] 4n38jK1U8eI,Pankaj Tripathi Unboxing Koffee Hamper | Coffee With Karan | Ft. Abhishake Jha | TVF,2022-08-12T06:51:41Z,PT7M44S,1256378,66040,1735,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n38jK1U8eI,," Why is he still sleeping? Wake him up? Ohh... I apologise. You see if I can get a little nap after having my rice and lentil, it refreshes the mind. Anyway, how can I be of service to you? Thank you. There was no need to send these expensive items. I would've been pleased with a 'satu' hamper. It also keeps the stomach relaxed. But anyway, now that Karan has sent it over, I will do it. anyway he is doing a great work. making people meet. Since this is my first time, Just handle if I digress a little. What is it called? -Unboxing. -Unboxing. I am keeping... the cover. Because my daughter is in class eight, but her books aren't covered yet. So as you can see, this is a shiny hamper. Looks pretty attractive. And it's said it's filled with expensive items. So let's see what my fate has in store for me. What is this? That's a moisturiser. Multani mud is far better than all this. Understood. Isn't this the lady, every child knows her name? Why are you speaking in Maithili, brother? Speak in Hindi. I was saying, Isn't this the lady, every child knows her name? Yes, brother. Her name is Alexa. You can tell her anything. Alexa, music. Pardon me, but we don't have copyright for the rest. Vipul Goyal is absolutely right. Take her to the kitchen. What is this paper doing in this hamper? brother... this is movie contract that Karan has sent. Now i understood, its a nice role. It's a lead role and also there are 4 actresses. but as you all know.. I don't do films that promote glitz-glamour and item numbers. I do films close to reality. So... this paper is no use to me. Lets see what all we have. What happened, brother? Why are you quiet? This tumbler reminded me of my village. I used to have a tumbler like this, and go to the fields with my friends in the morning. Reminds me of a few lines from a poet. O lavatory, you've finally arrived in the village, when everyone's out in the fields. When I used to travel by train in my struggling days, I used to steal the tumbler. But it was attached to a chain. Doesn't matter. I'll adjust to this. This is a smartphone? No, not a smartphone. It's the smartest phone. But I believe in walking slowly. I already have this phone. I can use this to make calls, and also got the snake game. One where it dies after biting his own tail. But what will I do with this? Yes. My bed's been making noises for the last couple of days. I was having trouble sleeping. Now I can get some good night's sleep. What's in the big box? You sent me a cake. That's not a cake, brother. It's a brownie. It's called a brownie in Bandra. Ohh... now I remember. I had this at Ranveer's party as well. I couldn't stop laughing. Maybe I signed Bachchan Pandey that night. Now the public's laughing at me. Anyway... Ranveer, you should cut down on this too. Otherwise, you'll become viral again. There's a lot of stuff here. Nan-khatai. As a kid, I used to steal money from my father's pocket, It's not a nan-khatai. It's called a cookie in Bandra. Cookies? Yes, it's a dog biscuit. Dom Perignon Rose $80,000. Founded in 1959, from the best vineyards for champagne, France. Isn't this the one? You see, alcohol consumption is injurious to health. But this bottle can be of use to me. I will make a hole in the cork. Slip in a drawstring, then our some kerosene. And make it a makeshift lantern. Because we've electricity problem in my village. As you know. Take this away. And get me some croissant. So let's watch what's left. What's all this fancy stuff? Don't know why they gave this handcuff and whip. I don't know. Ohh... Now I get it. I've been using this since I was a child. My father used it too. Karan sent this stuff for my buffalo. Sweetiepie. This is used to tie the cow to the peg. And controlled with this. See, he's even covered it with fur. So that it doesn't hurt. But tell Karan to send a bigger one next time. Will this fit the calf? Yeah it will easily fit the calf. A poet on hill... A writer Samuel Taylor Coleridge once said something, and I remember a few lines. Information about your country and the world is called news. -Some encouragement here... -Bravo. Bravo. Information about your country and the world is called news. See you soon with a new video, if this video gets a lot of views. Bravo, brother! Watch it, like, share and subscribe to it. And if you don't... You didn't do it the last time, Abhishek. And Kuldeep, Prashant. Take down their numbers. I want them alive. Understood. Or else I will kill you. Shall I pick this up?" ObDMvtvbsZY,How to sell anything 101 | Watch #SaasBahuAchaarPvtLtd on ZEE5 | #shorts #tvf,2022-08-04T10:45:52Z,PT37S,210854,6507,25,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObDMvtvbsZY,, यह क्या बोल रही हो इस तरह खुसरूपुर करके bechoge क्या अचार हमारी यहां डिलाइट में जब कोई नई फिल्म लगती है तो वह माइक वाला कैसे चिल्ला चिल्ला के बताता है ना की भैया नई फिल्म लग गई है आके देख लो वो ध्यान में रखो तो वैसे ही आवाज़ को बुलंद करो यह खींचने खींच के बुलंदी करो आवाज़ को और कल आप फाड़ के बोलो अचार ले जब तक नहीं ए जाए तब तक zvKu9CgtS5A,Life is like a train | Watch #SaasBahuAccharPvtLtd only on #ZEE5 | #TVF #shorts,2022-07-30T09:29:06Z,PT30S,133551,6993,35,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKu9CgtS5A,, फिर समझिए जिंदगी ना 21 पैसेंजर ट्रेन की तरह कि अब जैसे मानो आप जौनपुर से दिल्ली आने वाली ट्रेन में बैठ गया तो गाड़ी का लखनऊ कानपुर सेंट्रल अलीगढ़ जंक्शन इन स्टेशन पर गिरना तय है की जिंदगी वैसी है कुछ स्टेशन सुख देंगे कुछ स्टेशंस देखेंगे है लेकिन गाड़ी का रुकना भी तय और गाड़ी का दिल्ली पहुंचना फीस तय XDLC3bU8kRE,Marketing Ka Jalwa | Watch Achaar Ki Panchayat now on #TVF now | #shorts,2022-07-27T10:28:46Z,PT45S,210783,7817,37,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDLC3bU8kRE,, फैमिली पैक ले लीजिए अगर आएगी खाने में खटास तो होगा मियां बीवी के बीच में मीठा मछली [संगीत] पता नहीं क्या बोलना है अब इसमें क्या दिख रहा है यहां हम कतर बरहर राम तोरई अरे कोई ऐश्वर्या राय susuta सिंह का फोटो लगाइए तब ना दिखेगा हम खुद दो-तीन डब्बा खरीद लेंगे देखिए यह देख लीजिए मार्केटिंग कर जलवा वही तो आपको बेचने का बता रहे हैं यहां से जाइए आप होली बाजार भाई मार्केट है यहां पे 10 मिनट दूर है [संगीत] तो लोग खाएंगे h0t5N_jvYtM,"Achaar Ki Panchayat | Ft. Amruta Subhash, Anandeshwar Dwivedi, Faisal Malik & Chandan Roy | TVF",2022-07-22T06:31:29Z,PT8M8S,5002514,114199,1860,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0t5N_jvYtM,," I am unable to fix the slipper. It's coming off repeatedly. We are from Wonder pickle. -He is a big cheater. -Absolutely. To sell pickle. Is this the way to ask? They are new. -We are from Wonder pickle. -Uncle! -Yes. -Uncle! Bearded uncle. Do I look like an uncle, Ms. Suman? No. Brother. Which thing in me reminds you of your uncle? Hey! Where have you people come from? Mr. Shukla, leave it. Why are you harping about uncle? We have come from 'Saas Bahu Achaar Private Limited'. I see. Are you the mother-in-law? Bearded mother-in-law. No. He is Mr. Shukla. Our company is called Wonder pickle. -Yes. -Mr. Shukla works with me. Mr. Shukla is the owner of the company. No. I am the owner. I am the founder. He works with me Okay. Is that so? You do all the work and he takes a breather. No. No. No. -Who is the chieftain in our village? -Yes. Ms. Manju. But who does all the work in the village? -The male chieftain. -The male chieftain. Brij Bhushan Dubey. It's the same situation here. He is Manju. -And she is Brij Bhushan Dubey. -Yes. -No. No. -No. We understood. -Have a seat. Sit. -Yes. Listen. -We have come from quite far. -Yes. Our pickle is very tangy. Taste it and see. How much is it for? Give the pickle bottle to Vikas. He got married a year ago. He might need pickle anytime. -Right? -Is that so? I haven't planned anything like that. Why don't you tell me earlier? I tried a few times. But nothing happened. What? That's why I am telling you to buy the family pack. If food tastes tangy it will sweeten husband and wife's bond. You are so shameless. Mr. Shukla. Talk sensibly in front of the woman. Wonder what nonsense you are talking. Please take it. -Keep the pickle. I don't want it. -You felt bad. No. There are many mango trees in my village. I get mangoes for free. So keep it. Tell me one thing. What is your name? -Why? -Tell me. -Vikas. -Vikas. Ordinary things are available for free. We are quoting the price of taste, which is exceptional. Is that so? Vikas, order stuffed flatbread. She is right. Tarzan, bring stuffed flatbread. What name did you say? -Tarzan Mahato. -Tarzan. Did you like it? It's the best. Stuffed flatbread. Right? -The pickle is also good. -Keep quiet. Did you guys like the pickle? Your pickle is nice. But you won't be able to sell it in the village. Why? Because your selling technique is wrong. No. No. He means to say... Leave it. Look, madam. What's visible is something you sell. What's visible here? Mango, Jackfruit, mustard. Stick a picture of Aishwarya Rai or Sushmita Sen. Only then you can sell it. I will also buy a few bottles. Look. Have a look. -The wonder of marketing. -Keep it. Yes. You guys are right. Marketing is important. That's why we have spoken to Sushmita Sen. She is coming day after tomorrow. Our photo shoot is in Dariyaganj. -We have booked the studio and camera. -Wow! Do you see this, Vikas? He is fooling us just to sell his pickle. Sushmita has gone to London. Look. It's in news. Hey mister! Look. Do you want to buy it or not? We haven't sold a single pickle bottle since morning. That's what I am telling you. You came to Phulera village to sell mango pickle. You aren't selling bottle gourd pickle in Phulera. -That's the thing. -Huh? -Bottle gourd in Phulera... -Yes. Yes. No. You are right. Ms. Suman makes bottle gourd jackfruit and gooseberry pickles. It's in pipeline. -All products will be launched gradually. -Yes. It's a great plan. Leave it. You come to our village with me. The chieftain grows wonderful bottle gourds. I will get you a good discount. We have come here to sell and not to buy. Do you think that if you don't buy our pickle then nobody else will buy it? -Leave it. -No. No. That's what I am telling you. -Go to Fakauli market. -Yes. What? -Fakauli market. -Fakauli market. -It's the local market. -It's at a distance of 10 kilometers. Yes. There is a dancer who dances on Paracetamol song. -Yes. Paracetamol. -Hire her as your promoter. Even if she sells poison, people will buy it. -Happily. -I am speaking the truth. Vinod spends so much money. Tell me. Vinod. -Bhushan. -Bhushan. You see, it will be business as well as marketing. -What are you saying? -Absolutely true. What are you saying? Yes. We have not come here to watch somebody's dance. We have come here to sell pickle. Only to sell pickle. Mr. Shukla, which market was it? -Fakauli. Fakauli. -Yes. Yes. Are there hotels and bars? -Yes. -Is it? -There are bars. -Yes. So Mr. Shukla, we will go to that market and sell it at the bar. Come on. -At the bar. -Yes. Don't you remember, Mr. Shukla? Our old customer Mr. Sharma. What would he say? That he has got a boil on his left shoulder. He used to say that. But he used to say something else too. While drinking liquor, whether there is spiced papadam or 'Mathri' or something else as accompaniment. But the joy of eating it with Wonder pickle is something else. -Wouldn't he say that? -Yes. I remembered. I remembered. Mr. Sharma. I got confused with the other Mr. Sharma. Yes. So that market...what is it called? -Fakauli. -Market. -Yes. -We will sell it at the bar. -It will sell like hot cakes. Come on. -Let's go. Hey! Are you speaking the truth that your pickle tastes good with 'Mathri'? People lick their fingers. But leave it. You don't want it. -Leave it. Come on. -No. No. -You felt bad. -No. Listen. Listen. Do one thing. Give me 2 bottles. -I want one bottle. -Okay. Give me 3 bottles. We will give one to sacheevji too. Give it. Give 3 bottles. -Yes. -Mr. Shukla. How much is it? Rs.100 for one. But for you...how much should we charge you? I won't pay you more than Rs.75. Look. We will incur a loss. It's for Rs.100. And you are quoting Rs.75. Let's find a middle path. Neither yours nor ours. Let's finalize it for Rs.98. Yes. Come on. Here. Yes. -Here. -Yes. Hey! It's lesser in this bottle. -No. -I will give you another bottle. I will give you another bottle. Mr. Shukla is very fast. Return Rs. 6. -Yes. I will give it immediately. -He is giving you. He is giving you. Here. -He will return it. He won't leave like that. -No. Bye. -Ms. Suman. -Yes. Change your pickle's name from Wonder to Typhoon. Okay. Typhoon instead of Wonder. -Yes. -I will think about that. Okay? I told you, Ms. Suman. We will be able to sell it easily in the village. Yes. And you even said that everybody respects you a lot. But they were addressing you as uncle. Come on. -Did you see. -I am very smart. We got it cheap. -Keep quiet. We got a discount. -Yes. Hey, guys. We won't say that. Because it's very cliched and boring. -Correct. -But still. I will edit 'Hey'. And start with guys. Guys, I hope you liked this crossover of village and 'Saas Bahu Achaar'. If you haven't watched TVF's new show 'Saas Bahu Achaar Private Limited', then go and watch it. With your family. With your mother-in-law. With your daughter-in-law. With your daughter. With your kids. It's available on Zee5. All episodes are available online. And for more such awesome content please subscribe to 'The Viral Fever'." ejDAAHXhUGg,Boondo Ka Jharna Music Video| Sunidhi Chauhan | Nilotpal Bora | Avinash | All EPs Streaming On @ZEE5,2022-07-19T15:11:30Z,PT3M40S,112534,2750,111,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDAAHXhUGg,, हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] कि [संगीत] मैं पैरों से सपना रूठा हुआ था अपनों से नाता टूटा हुं लहरों से सपना रूठा हुआ था अपनों से नाता टूटा हुं आंगिक ऊर्जा तो यह है अशीष बूटे ना दूसरा अंखियों से घृणा बूंदों का जरूर ना अ ए कर दो अजय को कर दो कर दो कर दो [संगीत] अजय को [संगीत] कि दूरी डूबी अखियां बहार है जान तो जला सा 150 जो रुके न हमसे सइयां आधा शांति [संगीत] भून देंगे इसे अपने स्किन अरे फूफा भी उड़ है दादा झूठ का यह कितनी [संगीत] दाद हम पर भी गिरा रोए घृतम् छूटे ना अगर गेहुं अंखियों से बहकाया ढेरों का नजर ना नैनो से सपना रुठा हुआ था मीना ना छूटा हुआ झालामंड भी घोड़ा पोयम है नशीलियां मुद्दा नाम अजाण ने हुनर रॉ अखियूं संघ न बूंदें का चरणामृत झाल 6oWan6VRKrA,A Day In A Life Of An Average Science Student | Watch Full Video On #TVF Now! #shorts,2022-07-17T07:59:25Z,PT1M1S,725193,29825,110,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oWan6VRKrA,, चार्जर मिल जाएगा सबसे सी टाइप का यूं सर यह कि बैटरी हेलो हेलो इंदौर के थोड़ी छोड़ो और सीड्स पेज टाइप का चाहिए चाहिए तबीयत ठीक है अब थे साइंस बट थोड़ा इधर हो गया ना कुछ ना कर सकी बोलेगा हमारा सच्चा ज्ञान संसार के काम करते हैं आप लोग मुझे WiFi Ka Password है तो वह अभी तक जितना भी वह मैं बॉस को भेज दूंगा सर फाई का पासवर्ड सर बेंजेल्डिहाइड प्लस 2 इंच ऐड का फॉर्मूला है पासवर्ड अरे टॉर्च बंद हो गया अरे यार एक काम करते इंटरव्यू खत्म करते हैं यह बोला कि हमें नहीं पता है तो बताओ ना अजय को fwow3jQT_tc,TVF's A Day With O P Tandon - Chemistry Teacher | Ft. Badri Chavan & Deepesh Jagdish,2022-07-12T06:23:49Z,PT9M57S,1779768,83740,3470,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwow3jQT_tc,," -Is it fine? -Yes. Everybody asks, ""Water, what's your color?"" If you mix it with iodine and starch in a titration flask, it's blue. If you mix it with ferric oxide, it's reddish brown. If you mix it with 90 ml ethanol, then it's a Patiala peg. Today, we have come to Mr. O.P. Tandon's house to meet the professor who makes normal life colorful through chemistry. Let's ask him about chemistry, which is students' favorite subject and it's the subject that helps you score maximum marks during entrance exam. Come on. Except inorganic. Bell? Where is it? Hi. I don't want it. I do reverse osmosis on my own. Huh? RO. I don't want it. No. No, sir. I am not a water purifier seller. Pralesh Mishra. I spoke to you about the interview. -Yes. -Come in. Come. Sir, do I look like a water purifier seller? Were you cooking, sir? My coat had become dirty. I was making detergent. I see. Come on, sir. Let's start the interview. Don't you know the rules of the lab? Wear this coat first. -Rs. 50 for an hour. -Okay. -Don't touch anything. -Yes. -And ask me before you lick anything. -Okay. -Okay? -Fine, sir. Yes. Sir, outside on the nameplate something like 1OP was written. I didn't understand, sir. What was that, sir? Don't you study organic? Sorry, sir. I quit, sir. Everybody quits. I also had to quit. Actually, my family's IUPAC name is written outside. We live in a society. So we have to do it. My name isn't even on Wikipedia. Your physical is strong, isn't it? Yes. Yes, sir. It's strong. So tell me. What is water's freezing point? I know that, sir. Zero degrees. Tell me Kelvin. Did you see? That's why we say that you should hear the question properly. Unit matters. 273K. Repeat it. -2... -273K. -Yes. Good. -Yes, sir. Good. Will you take something? Yes, sir. We spoke about freezing point. Sir, I will have sherbet. -You are sweating too. -Yes. Thesis. Bring sherbet for him. Sir, I am not feeling well. I want to go to the doctor, sir. What happened? Come here. Open your mouth. Here. Put it. Look. The litmus paper has turned red. You must have consumed something sour. You fall sick purposely so that you don't have to write the thesis. If you act smart, I won't sign your thesis. -Sorry, sir. -Go and bring sherbet. Don't make excuses and do the work. Okay? -How much sugar? -2-3 spoons. -2-3 spoons. -What spoon? Say in moles. How many moles sugar will you have in 300 ml sherbet? Sir... Can I get a pen and a paper, sir? Yes. 300... [Blabbering] No sugar, sir. Yes. No sugar. No sugar. I don't want any sugar in my sherbet, sir. You don't know and you are making excuses. Sir, I calculated. Look. Oh, man! What's the use of paying so much money? I cannot get my favorite number. Go ahead. What did you want to ask? Sir, look. You taught chemistry all your life. In your life, in your college life did you ever share a good chemistry with anybody? Good question. There was an atom. Yes. I shared a covalent bond with her. I considered it to be an attraction. But she turned out to be Van der Waals force. I became Kabir Singh for a while. I consumed ethanol, meth and all for a while When my body's PH level increased I realized that only our bond had ended. Our valency hadn't ended. I will form more bonds. -It was quite inspiring, sir. -Here. Sherbet. I told you to bring sherbet. Why did you bring water? -Titrate the flask. -Titrate, sir. -You don't know titration? -I know. I know. I had studied it. Done, sir. Good. Drink. Drink. Sir... Sir, my phone's battery is low. Can I get a charger, sir? C type charger. Sure. Come. What is this, sir? Battery. Here. Join it through anode. And make the charger C, D, E, F, as per your requirement. Join it. -Join it. -Now, sir? Yes. Anode. Okay? It's happening, sir. It's happening. Got tired, sir. Done. You have fixed the anode wrong. It's taught in physics. Sir, it's science. What difference does it make whether it's wrong or right? -I have fixed it, sir. -It's science. It's science. A small blunder and you will experience Nagasaki. Okay, sir. Charging cancelled, sir. Let's do one thing. Give me your Wifi password. Whatever has been done, I will send it to my boss, sir. Wifi password, sir. -Benzaldehyde. -Huh? Is B capital, sir? The password is the formula of benzaldehyde. Type it. Sir, my phone has conked off. It's conked off. Oh, man! Leave it, sir. Let's do one thing. Let's finish the interview. That is important. Say that you don't know the formula. -I know, sir. -So tell me. -Sure? -Sorry, sir. And how's everything? What do you think how will it be? Not everybody's life is PV=nRT the ideal gas equation like yours. Mine has gamma and delta too. Have you hired a new servant, I mean, PhD scholar? No. He is Pralesh. Sit. Sit. Pralesh. I will introduce you. Come. -Meet sir. -Sir, I am leaving. Sit, son. Sit. -Why are you making me sit, sir? -Sit. Pralesh, meet him. He is P. Bahadur sir from P block. And R.C. Mukherji from D block. Greet them. -Hello. Hello, sir. Hello. -Good morning. Son, your molecular weight seems high. Do you belong to a well-to-do family? Yes, sir. I am a little overweight. So I am following keto diet, sir. Keto? Keto's entire family is poisonous. Don't you even know a little bit chemistry? Is he from arts? Forget it. It's boring. Let's make Bohr model. No. We will play later. He has come to take my interview. We have to do that. Interview? Has your book's new edition been published? No. He has come for the old edition. -What's the flaw in our books? -Ask him. Why to ask him? He doesn't even know where to keep metal and where to keep non-metal in a periodic table. No, sir. It's not that, sir. Periodic table... He doesn't remember periodic table. Who remembers periodic table, sir? What do you mean? My ducks also know periodic table by heart. Yes. They came yesterday and recited it to me. It's very simple. Hyena prayed to God. Son is asking for a car. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have agreed. S block is over. Yes. Everybody was upset with the arrival of a new neighbour. -It's so easy. -And noble gas is easier. Reena, Neena and Kareena's X-ray is colorful. -Say it. -Say it. Reena, Neena's neighbors are colorful. Kareena's son demanded a car. X-Ray...prayed to God. -Look. Don't harass the kid so much. His methane is leaking. Forget that. Here. I will show you something new. It's very strong. From where did you get the formula? From my student Walter. Those who consume laughing gas laugh. But today I am seeing that the watcher is experiencing sweating. And he getting gases. This experiment is also completed. I was wondering if we discover cyanide's taste all three of us could win Nobel Prize. Yes. Yes. But who will taste it? No! No! No! No! No! No!" QjcYGkEMuj4,Saas Bahu Achaar Pvt. Ltd - Official Trailer | All Episodes Now Streaming on @ZEE5,2022-07-08T06:00:39Z,PT2M39S,841729,18383,567,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjcYGkEMuj4,, कर दो कर दो के नियमों के पालन के लिए कौन-सी किताब में लिखा कि बच्चे मां के पास रखे बात कि तुम रखोगी अच्छे हैं तो वह चित्रों की प्रदर्शनी कर पाओगी वैसे है तुम्हारे पास क्या करोगी क्या दिखाओगी तो ऐसा दे दो कुछ कम लूंगी ले जाऊंगी उन्हें कि ट्रिक बहुत पुराना हो गया मम्मी तुम मम्मी तो पुरानी हो गई है क्या जरूरत है यार छोड़ो ना यह बिजनेस इसका चक्कर इस मैंने जरूर को ढूंढ 65 की छोटी 110 का बड़ा दोनों लेंगे तो डेढ़ तो मैं पड़ा लाइक दिस रोटा बनाओगे शुक्ला और 3 साल का एक्सपीरियंस है चाहिए इस हफ्ते में दो मैं तुम्हारा गुरूर दो है आसमान से नीचे नहीं आ रहा था ए टोटल से इसका 50% मुनाफा मिलेगा मैं आपके पैसे वापस दे दूंगा अरे हां अब हम समय वसूलेंगे सौतेली मां है आप क्या सोचते निकल पड़ी थी अ चार मैच में बच्चे निकल चुके हाथ से [संगीत] मैं ऑफिस आ जाना बंद है शाम को मेरे पापा नहीं है कौन है तुम्हारे पापा मैं तो मम्मी नहीं पर आप अवयव का गाना अमेरिका जी आप वन रचाए तुम्हारे घर है बिलों जाकर खुश धुंधला बुरे थे इसके अपनी गलतियों पर काबू नहीं कर पा सबसे आसानी से अपने गलत हाथों में है वो मुझे डांटे तो हम भी टूटे और जुड़ता वही है जो टूटता है अब हम यहां पर बिजनेस करने बैठे हैं आपसे रिश्तेदारी बनाने के लिए नहीं बैठेगी के बेटे शनि रेखा तो है नहीं तुम्हारे अंधेरे में का सबसे मंजिल तक रखिए और इसका मतलब यह थोड़ी ना है कि मैं अपना कर्मी ना करें और क्या पता मेरे महादेव यात्रा मेरे लिए रास्ते बदल देंगे या फिर मंजिल पलट देंगे अब [संगीत] nDpasmriIII,#Brahmastra : Ajay’s Leaked Audition Tape | Watch Full Video on #TVF Now! #Shorts,2022-07-06T06:14:15Z,PT46S,331531,13190,64,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDpasmriIII,, ई वास रॉन्ग एक्शन ओं ओ केसरिया तेरा स्केल्फिया था और दुपट्टे के बजाय कोई भी स्क्रैच या कैसे हो सकता है कि कैसा गया तो सुधारों की है सर सर Redmi है इंडिया की सबसे बड़ी पिक्चर है शब्द कैसे बना सकते हो अरे अरे ओ tpDG5HS3M9o,"Brahmastra: Leaked Audition Tape ft. Amitabh, Salman, Aamir & Sanju Baba | TVF",2022-07-01T07:01:05Z,PT9M47S,5602455,203423,6541,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpDG5HS3M9o,," -All set. -Everything is ready, Everything is set, sir. You can move away from us whenever you want. About the actors? Yes, they must be here anytime now. Okay. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Stay blessed. Dear Ayan, how are you? Brahmastra is a very good name. -Very good name. -Thank you. So you want to audition me for the lead role of Shiva? You'll be the mentor of the hero, sir. Okay, got it. So you are trying to tell me that I will be in the supporting role and Shiva would be the lead. Is that what you're trying to tell me? But, it is a very promising role, sir. -Can I see your script? -Yes sir. Very promising. You are the very famous Mr Javed. I heard him during the dubbing of Mowgli. You know me. That is good enough. He made me drink green tea. -Let's start? -Yes sir. Thank you, Sir. Mr. Amitabh auditioning for Brahmastra. This fire doesn't burn me. Because I am already burnt from the fire of Ramu. Sir, you are making a slight mistake. You are reading the lines of the hero. Sir, you need to read the lines of the mentor. -Yes, Yes. -Okay, okay. I am sorry. I'll read my line now. Mentor's line! So this is the story of the God of weapons, Brahmastra. A story of a young man. Someone like me, an angry young man. Whose fifty years of career consists of three national awards. A bungalow in Juhu. Even at the age of eighty, he is the sole breadwinner of the family. You don't want to give a lead role to such a warrior but you want to give him the supporting role. Uncle, Uncle, calm down, Uncle. -Uncle, calm down. -Sir please. Uncle, you please sit down. Just sit there. Just sit there! I'll sit here and see who is worthy of the lead role. You please take some rest, sir. Take him to the vanity. Vanity, vanity. Uncle please. Go rest in your vanity. Please come, sir. Okay. Thank you, thank you Uncle. Salman Bhai auditioning for Brahmastra. How am I supposed to do the audition standing? Get me a sofa or a bed or something like that. I don't even stand while standing. So, have you revised your lines? Stay within your limits with me, Imam. Dare you ask me have I revised my lines! Whenever you are ready, Sir. Isha, fire doesn't burn me. I have some relationship with fire. I don't understand why fire does not burn me. Dude, what do I need to do in this scene? Sir, all you need to do is good acting. If you wanted someone to do good acting, then call that guy.. Shah Nawazuddin Tripathi, call him. Why did you call me? Do one thing, cast Ayush in this one. He'll set it on fire. He's the one who ignites the fire in tandoor during Baba Sidique's Iftar party. Pulkit, start the car. Akshay Kumar auditioning for Brahmastra. You think I'll give an audition right now? Just tell me how many days do you need and I'll have it done, Ayan. No, actually Akki sir, not days, I would need eight years from you for this role. Eight years. -Eight years? -Yes sir. Have you gone mad? You'll take eight years? Do one thing. I'll finish these kind of movies in just eight days just like that. Give me eight hundred crores, I'll do it. No, eight hundread crore are required because the movie requires a lot of heavy VFX. As if by spending 800 Crores on VFX, you'll make this movie great. Do one thing. Leave VFX. Shoot me. Hey, tell me the scene. -Hey, AD, you come here. -How is this possible, Akshay sir? Come here running. -Take one. -Go away from here now. What are the dialogues? Sir, your line is... Isha, what are you? Isha, what are you? Shiva, who are you? You tell me the next scene and you, start the edit. Next...is actually...Akshay...an action scene. If it is an action scene, should I do some martial arts? Okay, do some martial arts. I'll do some martial arts. Tell me the next scene. It's an action scene. You are running. -Okay, am I running fast? -You're running very fast. Okay, while hanging from a helicopter behind? No, you're just running. So the helicopter is in the back? -Yes, helicopter is in the back. -Okay! Okay! So now? Move a bit. Just ten degrees. I've done my schooling in Bangkok, Make me understand properly. What is ten degrees? -Just a bit there. -Here? Just a bit more, sir. On the cue of action, you have to start running. -Fast? -You have to run fast. -Helicopter is behind me? -Yes, helicopter is behind you. Yes, and action. Run! Open the door and keep running. Helicopter is approaching. Close the door. Close the door. What is this? Calling in Superstar Rajnikanth. Cut. Next shot. One more, packup. These are the only lines of a director, Sir. Director is selected. Aamir Khan, auditioning for Brahmastra. Does this fire not burn you as well? Or does this have a special connection with me? Sir, Sir, this is a different film. Let's try something else. This is not working. Okay, let me open my eyes a bit more. Does this fire not... You're getting it wrong. This is a different story itself. We can take the story from Infinity Wars. What's important is that you take eight years to make this film. And I'll just take 102% of your films collection in exchange. Sir? Pankaj Tripathi auditioning for Brahmastra. Water, Wind, Fire, Nature... Him? Sir, why are you sitting on the floor? Please, please. Bring a chair. Give him a chair. Please, please sir. Have a seat, have a seat. Sir, why do you need to even give an audition? You can take any role you want. You are not a struggler anymore. Right? No, no, see. I am a struggler and I will always be a struggler. Even today, my struggle is going on. To have a good 'thekua' (Indian sweet dish*) in Mumbai. Sir, just tell us. What do you want? I don't want anything. I don't even need a vanity. You know how am I. Just plant a Peepal tree on the set. If you put a cot beneath it, I'll be able to take rest on it. Okay? If you can make a pool I can swim in it. and if this can be done between a garden... And Sir, how should be your travel arrangements? Look had it be in a matter of 10-12 kilometers, I would have just walked the distance. And if it is more than that, then just arrange a tractor for me, please. In that case, tell me your budget as well, sir. Look, Government is the one who gives you the budget. I'm just a son of a farmer. You know me very well, I have no lust for money. You can give me 4 acres of land in Bandra. Anywhere in Bandra, Colaba. Whatever you guys prefer. We can fix on a sea facing land where my cow and I can go... but she won't drink salty sea water. But I'll adjust for you guys. Thank you. We will let you know. Thank you. I shall take your leave now. You guys are misunderstanding me right now. What this is? It is a piece of paper. How do we get paper? From wood. And how do we get wood? From tree. I'll recycle this into wood again. From that I'll brush my teeth. Good bye Baba auditioning for Brahmastra. Baba is something different. Ready, Baba? Sir, Sir, Sir. So this is the audition for Brahmastra, not KGF. The character that you are playing in this is the God of weapons. Please can you give a variation accordingly. Okay, get it my dear. Okay. Variation. Let's go. Ready Baba? Baba! Someone control Baba. Hello, Adi? You need a villian for Shamshera, right? Yeah, please take Baba from here. Please take Baba from here. Baba control! Control! Hey stupid! This is a lighter. See. Oh God. Baba. Emergency! Emergency, call emergency number. I had the lighter in this pocket, buddy. What is this Baba? Emergency, call. Someone call ambulance please! Okay, I am calling. I'm calling. call emergency. Hello, stupid lawyer. Listen to me." OQismq-o6qc,"Girlfriend Vs Best Friend Ft. Abhishek Chauhan, Saloni Gaur & Srishti Ridhani",2022-06-24T07:31:38Z,PT10M13S,619506,25592,626,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQismq-o6qc,," As Rajesh Khanna said, Pushpa I hate tears. But he said that to pusha right? and my name is Mansi and this is my pre wedding shoot. It should have been amazing but here I'm crying, and the reason is this girl Siddhi my fiance's best friend I miss you. I miss you more. 'Initially, this was my and Dhiraj's long-distance story.' 'And after two years of patience, we came close.' 'But there was someone else in every close-up.' 'The villain in this story.' God, Kajol turns out to be the villain in the end. Why are you watching this movie? How did you get in? I have the keys to this place. 'And this best friend has the keys to every lock.' 'That's why she stuck her nose in our wedding too.' This is why I got into event planning. So I could plan your pre-wed, Dhiru. But guys, get ready for the great pre-wedding shoot. Come on. 'This way, I became Bollywood, and she, a south Indian film.' 'She kept dominating me everywhere' 'Take hashtags for example.' 'Saif and Kareena became Saifeena.' 'Ranveer and Deepika became Ran...' 'Sorry, Deepveer.' 'Similarly, Dhiraj and Mansi could have been Dhima.' 'But...' No, no, no, this is useless. Let's try #Siddhi. In fact, it's perfect. 'Even with clothes, I was set.' 'Earrings from Bareily market, saree from Benares, and blouse from Bengal.' 'And sherwani from Jodhpur for my groom that we got not from far away but after 700 trials. Look. Am I looking sexy? It's a little loose, but... But since it's from Siddhi, it must be good. -It's looking great. -Nice, isn't it? But your fly is open. Close it up. I decided when I fell in love at first sight I will start my honeymoon from Paris Exactly this. Mansi, look. Isn't this what you fixed too? All the places you wanted to go, everything you decided, Siddhi has put you there with her editing. 'She made every plan's ending bad.' but no worries will live my life in India itself Let our car come first. Why do you want a car? I can't face cab rejection every morning while going to the office. You got rejected by girls too. Girls are different. Cab guys won't reject me. I want a personal car. And we've decided we're getting an SUV. Wait a second. Didn't you want to get a sedan? And who buys an SUV as their first car? It's a different story if you want to carpool from your office. Who said his first car cannot be an SUV? And anyway, SUVs are not just for carpooling, but also important for the family, right. Yes, but there's still some time to start a family. We'll buy one when we move in after a couple of years. 'See... my future husband wants his car to be 'straight'.' now i will make a complain to Dhiru's mom about Siddhi Hello. Yes, mom. We were just discussing which car to buy. Why is she discussing our car with her mom? No, not her mom. She is talking to my mom. They talk every day. Hey! Isn't that Om uncle at the back? 'And finally, the day arrived when Siddhi was taking my...' 'Pictures.' -Come forward. -That's it. Now go closer to each other. No...don't do all this in front of the camera. Let's make it a pair of swans. Pair of swans. Try being a swan. He doesn't even look like a swan. Make it a dog. Try looking like a dog. Stick your tongue out. It should hang on the floor. No, no, his tongue's sticking out too far. He's actually looking like a dog. Pose like Ranbir-Alia. Thank God you didn't say Ranbir-Katrina. Otherwise, he would have run away. Sway like the fields. Like this. Look like you looked at me in college. Mansi, what are you doing? Her passion is missing. We must do something. 'I swear, if she wasn't Dhiraj's friend, I...' Mansi, I am his best friend. I can read your mind too. And look, this is how you pose. That's the passion I want! Looking so nice. Great. 'Meddling was fine,' 'but now she got me out of the frame.' 'They were looking like...' Perfect couple. Made for each other for life. 'Then why don't you get those two married as well later?' -You big photographer. -Yes, ma'am. Take solos of ma'am. And Dhiraj, come on. We'll get the prop for the next shoot. Things I've to do for money. Come on, we'll make an effort. Come on, madam. Run. Run. Lift your skirt. Look here at my hand, my hand, my hand. My hand's over here. Hold. Keep your hand on Siddhi. Don't cover it. Don't cover it. Behave like it's your own wedding. I'll get a 360 in this one. Great. Another 180. 270. Show your henna. There is no henna. It's okay I'll manage. Pose up, up, up. Smile. Yes. 'I was going to give him Will Smith's pose from the Oscars, when...' Got it. Very good, madam. Come on. I'll have to work harder on the edit. When will your madam finish? 'Anyway, I called Dhiraj.' 'But his phone was right here.' 'And the password...' 'Shall I try Siddhi? No, no. What if it unlocks?' 'Leave it.' 'Wait. Let's give it a try.' 'And it unlocked.' 'And I saw what only Mark Zuckerberg could see.' 'Their WhatsApp chat.' 'Let's do it later.' 'If we do it in the middle of the shoot, then Mansi will get suspicious.' 'But our fantasy is pre-wed.' 'And anyway, we're a pro.' 'Did she find out what we did so far? She won't find out now either.' 'But how will we stop Mansi?' 'I have a plan. cameraman will handle her 'After that, I imagined everything between them,' 'which the audience is imagining now.' 'Then what? I set out to put a the end to this story.' -Where is your lover? -Lover. Your drama won't work anymore, okay. I read everything. Your WhatsApp chats. Let's not do it now. Let's do it later. What were you guys planning to do? Monish Bahl was right. A guy and girl can never be friends! Dhiraj. Yes, ma'am. All set. Mansi ma'am is here too. 'But as they say, if all is not well in the end.' 'Then it's not the end, friends.' 'The end is yet to come, my friend.' but i did not expect what happened. Violin. Violin. Violin. I don't like it. So I avoid it. But my Mansi likes it. Can't avoid it. Play it. Mansi... We live only once in life, we die only once. And I forgot the rest. Sorry. Mansi, will you go on a long drive with me, in this car? This SUV is ours? But you wanted a sedan. Doesn't matter what car it is. I like to go with you. And you like SUVs. So that's it. What happened? Why are you crying? Don't like the colour. These Spinny guys will change it. You'll change it, won't you? -Yes. We'll change it. -They will change it. You mean those messages... Let's do it later. If we do it in the middle of the shoot, then she will get suspicious. You guys were planning this grand proposal, and the SUV surprise? Yes... And in fact, Siddhi gave me this idea. Why will you wait a couple of years to buy an SUV? Buy it from Spinny. And what better way could it be to impress a Bollywood fan. Meaning, all the smart ideas you used to impress me, were Siddhi's ideas. Some of them. Siddhi, I am so sorry. I thought you were the villain in my life, but you turned out to be the superhero. Dhiraj was right. Siddhi, you're the best. That I am. But it's okay. This is not happening for the first time. All his exes thought that we were having an affair. But unfortunately, we've chemistry. And my physique too. -Bad jokes. -'I finally realised Bollywood was wrong.' 'A guy and girl can be just friends!' Shah Rukh Khan was right. Everything works out at the end. Just waiting to get married in the last week of december. Last week? Yes. When was your last date? Last week. Oh shit, meaning you can have your periods on the last week of December. Exactly. Oh, God. Then what about the serpent dance, etcetera. Shit. Leave it. We'll push it. We'll postpone it. -Seriously? -Of course. You're so sweet, Dhiru. I admit a guy and girl can be just friends! But there's a limit to it. Hey guys! Guys, we hope you liked the video. If you liked it, then like it and share it with your friends. And tell us in the comments about your best friend. Best friends are amazing. Didn't you see how Siddhi helped them in getting an SUV? That's true. With Spinny it's about you, and the cars you love to buy. And for more such awesome content, please subscribe to... The Viral Fever." P1IXY4P_f6c,Papa Aur Garmi Ki Chutti ft. Anandeshwar Dwivedi and Prakhar Sharma,2022-06-21T06:30:12Z,PT11M28S,1044019,45893,1747,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1IXY4P_f6c,," [Sanskrit verse] [Sanskrit verse] Who wakes up the children at 5 am during summer vacations and makes them study. 5 am is too late. My father used to wake us, siblings, at 4 am, make us take a bath, make us pray and then sit to study. Father used to say whatever we learn during the Brahma hour, we'll remember it all our life. All the kids in the neighbourhood are having fun. Let them. This is your time to exceed them. Tomorrow when they will be having fun, those kids will be regretting. Saying I wish we had studied during that summer vacation. At least let the kids eat mangoes. He won't eat anything. Until he doesn't memorise 'Balak Ka Roop' no one will even look at mangoes. Study, kids. [Sanskrit verse] Papa, I remember. You remember. Bravo, child. Take it. Take the mango and the milk. And go. Son. The way you're studying, you will definitely become a conductor. Sorry, papa. I dozed off. Dozed off is it? Why are you sleeping on the floor? Lie down on the sofa. I'll turn on the AC. How about I order some buttermilk or sherbet? You can't memorise a 'Balak Ka Roop' She is one year younger than you, and she memorises everything before you. Are you ashamed or not? [Sanskrit verse] Listen... What are you doing? Nothing, papa. You know what, arrange these newspapers according to the date. Okay. Done, papa. Done. Okay. Now clean the water tank. Listen... Government notices child labour only in shops, not in homes. I will never make my son do this. What are you waiting for? Clean it. Rahul, let's go play cricket. -Come. -You handle, papa. I am going. Rahul. Where are you going? To play cricket. The sun is pretty hot. You'll fall sick. But they are going as well, papa. We'll carry onions in the pocket, papa. -Please, let me go. -Who are they? His father is a shopkeeper, his father is a contractor, and the other one has four buses. Their future is set even if they don't study. They will handle their business. No one will give you a bank job in my place. And I spend whatever I earn on your education. I don't have any future for you. Study and build your career. Deepak, you've got it good. At least your father takes you to Kulu Manali on holiday. My father doesn't even let me watch the TV. Rahul, get the clothes from the terrace. Mom, I'm talking to Deepak about the homework. Send Choti. You'll visit your grandma after the holidays for fifteen days. You're enjoying your holidays. I feel like I am in jail. I wish schools were open instead. Rahul. Did you get the clothes? Mom, send Choti. I am busy. I was thinking I would live it up during the holidays. But papa wakes me up at 5. And makes me study. After that, it's cleaning. He doesn't let me play or eat ice cream. He doesn't let me do anything. Your mom has been shouting for so long. Can't you hear? Going, papa. Papa, Papa can i take rest for a while, I'm tired of learning maths, If ou are tired of learning maths, then change the subject Dr. Rajendra Prasad use to say change of subject is rest for student, Papa, Please let me see tv for a while, Anything important coming on TV. Papa, it's the India-Pakistan match. Hardik Pandya's comeback match. He's going to smash it. Please. -Fine, go watch it. -Yes. Listen. Hear the English commentary and learn five new words. -Fine, papa. -I will ask you. And if you turn on the AC switch off the fan. I am thinking of cutting the cable. You did cut it off during exam time. Kids waste their time on matches. Players get paid to play matches. What do they get to watch matches on TV? In fact, they are wasting their eyes, money, and time. When someone wants to achieve something, they achieve it anyhow. Take my sister's son for example. He never saw anything. But he failed. But my aunt's son in Indore. He watched everything. But he topped the class. Your family is weird. I am talking about normal people. My family is weird. I never said your family is weird. You just said it. I said the summer is weird. I've to go buy vegetables. Give me the list. I'll go buy vegetables. and if you need anything don't call me just, text me it would be difficult to answer the call. Don't forget to put water on the seat. What are you reading all the time? Leave it. Mom. Ice cream. You'll get a sore throat. Mom, ice lolly. Get rid of it. Quickly. He's coming. Hurry up, throw it away. Papa is coming. Stop it. Stop it. Start studying. You're back. -What's going on? -Papa, we were studying. Studying. Great. How long have you been studying? Since you went to the market. -That's good. -Papa, let me take your bag. Yes, dear. Please. Who was watching TV? No one, father. No one. Fine, let's find out. See...the hair on my arm is standing up. Meaning it's clear. Someone was watching TV. I remember. I switched to some religious songs for a while. You were watching religious songs. -Yes. -You've pampered them a lot. That's why I said let's cut the cable. I'll do it right away. No, papa. Please don't cut the cable. Please, papa. -No, I'll do it right away. -Papa, please. I won't eat. -Then don't eat. -Papa, please. I won't give you your phone. Ill-mannered. Snatching my phone. Your son's growing up and you slapped him. If you beat him over trivial things, then he will be afraid to tell you anything. Then he will do everything on his own, and you'll complain... Your son doesn't talk to you. He's become out of control. All the kids are enjoying themselves. They are having their holidays. But you are keeping them holed up in their home. Children have been saying they want to visit their grandma. If they don't enjoy their holidays, then when will they enjoy? When I was a kid, my Akhilesh uncle from Delhi. He used to get comic books for me. I used to love reading them. There was a character Phantom. He used to be my favourite. I thought no one in the world can defeat Phantom. If anyone can defeat him, then that's my papa. I was young, I used to run behind my papa... Then... As I grew older, I saw the shortcomings in my papa. When I turned 18-20 years old, I realised my father doesn't understand me. There was nothing common between us. I wonder how mom has been living with him for so many years. For bathing, eating, and studying, he used to scold me, beat me. And back then I thought my father is the worst father in the world. Then I got a job, got married. And papa stopped talking. And that's when I realised, my father's temper was his way of showing his love. Whatever I am in life, is because my father used to scold me. If he hadn't scolded me, I wouldn't have made it so far in life. Then I had my own kids. When I look at my own kids, I feel two kids give me a run for my money. And father raised four siblings so well. I spent half my life understanding, that my papa was the best papa in the world. And I never could tell my papa about this. Today my father is no more, but I always wish to see papa one more time, and I could tell him that you're the best papa in the world. You know the string of a bow. The string of a bow. The tighter it is, the farther the arrow goes. And hits the target. Doesn't digress from the target. Father is like the string of a bow. And the sons like the arrow. The stricter and more disciplined the father is, the more successful the children are going to be. Take them to see their grandma by the 6 o'clock train tomorrow. It gets hotter in the afternoon." 0NJxtEmrlKo,"Father's Day Special: Papa Main Bada Ho Gaya Hoon Ft. Mayur More, Badri Chavan & Rajendra Chawla",2022-06-18T06:44:08Z,PT13M42S,1400336,64589,1233,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NJxtEmrlKo,," -Happy birthday, dear. -Happy birthday. This is for you, from us. This is your father's choice. You know, he had been planning for weeks for this gift. Tell him. Yes, this contains the thing I told you about. Your favorite. Why don't you open it yourself? I won't say. Slowly. What is this? Why did you buy such an expensive watch? He means the gift should have been more expensive. This was coming tomorrow. But Dad ordered instant delivery just for you. This is the second time a delivery is hurting me so much. -What? -Nothing. Let's celebrate. Let's celebrate. Cut the cake. Here. Yeah bro? I am just leaving. I obviously won't celebrate birthday at home. Why would my parents feel bad? I am grown up now. Yes, I'm coming. Yes, I've just left. -Hello? -Welcome. So as you know, I'm an adult. So I need to change few rules and regulations of the house. Rule#1. From tonight, my curfew would be 2:15 AM and not 9:00 PM. #2. I would be asked about the menu. Menu? And #3. About my privacy. You would need to respect that as well. So you would need to knock twice before entering my room. And then share an OTP. Any doubts? No, not the belt. Dad, I can even lodge a police complaint. Well, as I was just eating, I was loosening my belt. Now listen to your father's three rules. #1. If you're still out after the curfew time, no matter who you are with, you can consider them as your parents. #2. Your mother doesn't even ask me about the menu. You were still unplanned. And #3. See dear... We know, and we realize that you are an adult. You need your privacy. So from now your room, your dirty plates, and your dirty, stinky underwear, you'll wash it yourself. Any doubts? I'm not doing this with you, Dad. There is no point in this. This time I need something from your pocket, which I have never used till date. Your brain is quite small, but it's not in my pocket. Oh, Father, I need the car keys, You want to learn to drive, right? Who was going to teach you? He? This is my car. I will teach you driving right. Hey. Don't worry. I too learned it from my father. Now that I am your father. I will teach my son. Just how my father taught me, with love. Hey! Why are you touching the gear? Let the car drive straight. Okay. Okay, sorry, sorry. Calm down. Okay. -New situation. -Yeah. Just imagine we are driving on some highway in Haridwar. -Okay. -Okay? Great. Tell me whether we are in the left or the right lane. -Left? -And what can you see nearby? The Ganges river. Won't you fold your hands? You idiot! What are you doing? Will you leave the steering to fold your hands? Sometimes I feel you should learn to drive when your own kid will be 18 years. Idiot! -Cheers. -Cheers. Dude, brother Aman, my father still thinks I'm a kid. Neither is he allowing me to go for a night out. Nor does he let me touch the razor. He doesn't even let me watch porn on my mobile. How can I make him realize his son is an adult? What can I do? Don't worry so much about your father. -You are 18 now, right? -Yes. You are an adult now. Chote, you are an adult. You can do anything. -What did I say? You can do anything. -Anything. Like? Give me a beat. Like you can elope and get married without your family's consent, and if you don't like, you can even divorce her. You can make a tattoo on your neck. If the underwear is old, you can just give it a fold. Why shower? You can just put a deo. If you need money, take a risk, and disappear, honey. You can disappear, just disappear, Chote. And if police catch you, you can even be jailed Chote. You can even be jailed. Yeah, I'm walking. No need to push. You can be jailed, Chote. -Brother? -You can win, Chote. I don't think I can do it. I know that and let me ask Harsh. Harsh? See, can you do anything? Dad, the electricity bill. So? Fill it. Anyway, you are doing the rest of the work yourself. Why don't you pay this as well? What? Yeah, mummy. She can't close the canister again. No, son, keep it with you. Pay the bill. After all, money does grow on tree, just pluck and pay. Wait, wait. -Dad! -Just wait! -You know Nakul, right? -It's his younger brother's birthday. That is why I was shaving. Give it to me, I'll do it. No, dad, I'm an adult. No problem. -Dear I have taught you every new thing from your childhood. -Yes. -Right? -Yes. Let me do something, I won't show you. I'll teach you. You can do it, okay. Here, see. Like this. Not this. This. Smooth! Tell me something, you're going to meet Nakul's younger brother, right? Or his elder sister? Seriously dad! -Brother Aman? -Yes? I don't look drunk! We are not wasted. Just stand straight. What will I tell dad? Chote, when Aman is here, why fear? After getting out from jail, no one has dared look me in the eyes. Because I walk with my eyes on the street, OK? What is your father! I will convince him like this! Hey! Chote's dad? Yeah, yeah. You are Srivastava's son, right? Yes. No, he is in jail. I am like... your son... like... -Dad? -Hey? Dad? One minute. Are you drunk? No, mother. I don't even touch alcohol. I don't even know how old old monk is. Just say that to us. Why are you saying that to the wall? See, I'm telling you, he is wasted. Why are you not doing anything? Talk to him. Come. Come. Come, let me bring you to your senses. come. Get up. Get up, sit. Sit. Quiet. Here, have water. The more water you have, the less hangover you'll be. Come to your senses. I can't drink anymore. Filthy. So filthy! If you ever come home drunk again, call and inform me in advance. I'll open the door quietly. No one will know. Okay. Come on, sleep. You're getting late. We need to reach the airport on time. Come. Listen dear, once you are at the hostel, don't eat outside food. And don't finish the laddoos in one go. And don't share it at all. Listen dear, you have everything, right? Nothing is pending? Okay, then, take care. Call me when you reach. 'I didn't leave behind a lot.' 'Just the mom who loved me more than herself.' 'She was somewhere far away.' 'And dad? 'What do I even say about him?' 'The man who taught him to walk and drive,' 'he even taught me how to shave, that dad.' 'My dad, who saved me from my mom's wrath even when I was drunk.' 'What do I tell you about my dad?' 'Mummy will stay in constant touch,' 'but that man, who might never even call,' 'what do I tell you about him?' 'I'm an adult now. I feel ashamed asking for money.' 'So my dad, who sneakily hid extra money in bag.' 'What do I tell you about him?' 'I never thought I would have so much to say about him.' 'But now I at least know,' 'no matter how old I am, I'll still be a son to my father.'" cZ_9pfrVoXA,The scene which gave us goosebumps! #PanchayatS2 #TVF #TheViralFever,2022-06-13T13:03:38Z,PT1M,7807087,303372,777,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ_9pfrVoXA,, कि कौन है यह महिला इस दो कौड़ी के गांव की प्रधान है यह कि राहुल इस दो कौड़ी के गांव के तो बॉडी के उपप्रधान का बेटा था कि रोड के लिए हम ऐसे ही थोड़ी मना किए हैं कि फंड की कमी है कि सोच-समझकर खर्च करना पड़ता है नियुक्त लगता है है लेकिन अच्छे बर्ताव वाला इंसान बनने के लिए पड़ने लगता है [संगीत] कि आप तो है खराब आदमी फोन कहां से मिलेगी भीड़ और माइक है आज भले विधायक हो लेकिन जैसे आप के लक्षण है ना बहुत जल्द नहीं रहेगा को उठाकर पटक देगा आपको हुआ है [प्रशंसा] कि वे क्या है मिस्टर यही डर से _Tcp47RTtjw,Drop a ❤️for this scene! #PanchayatS2 #TVF #TheViralFever,2022-06-09T14:54:00Z,PT1M,559238,32385,404,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tcp47RTtjw,, कि यह सब नाचना आवाज में छोड़कर नहीं देती है और आप क्या करते हैं कि मैं पास में एक गांव है फुलेरा उधर पंचायत सचिव मैं आपको पसंद है आपका काम है क्यों नहीं पसंद है इसलिए mb की तैयारी भी कर रहा हूं साफ हो के अलावा भी एक तरह से नाच की जाएगी कर दो [संगीत] हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] है हर कोई कहीं ना कहीं नाचे रह सकती थी कि शब्द 8R_dUEMIL5Q,When your nu**s get leaked | All DaduGiri episodes out now! | TheViralFever #shorts,2022-06-04T09:25:06Z,PT58S,233446,7444,40,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_dUEMIL5Q,, के मुद्दों को श्वेत और बटन पर क्लिक करता हूं और कि गुर्जर तो मर जाना ही अच्छा है जब तक ढक कि तुम मरना चाहते हैं गलती से तुम्हारी मां ने पूछ लिया तो उसको बताना पड़ेगा ना लीव एप्लीकेशन की जगह मेरा पिक सेंड हो गया है [संगीत] अगर वह लोग को चाहिए कि [संगीत] घर पर कोई नहीं है ऑन करो WIMPhTT-Y2g,Signs that aapka kat gaya hai! | DaduGiri #Shorts ft. Mayur More & Sharat Saxena,2022-05-29T11:32:06Z,PT52S,206795,7403,27,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIMPhTT-Y2g,, कि ऐसा क्या कर दिया मैंने और सच्चा प्यार ही तो किया है आधे घंटे का सच्चा प्यार किया तो कोई ज्वेलरी अपने कैदियों को इस तरह से कट करके नहीं रखता है जिस तरह से लड़की के तुझे कट करके रखा है यह बता आखिरी बार उसे कब बोला आई लव यू टू में जाकर उससे पूछेगी अपना लिप बाम लगाने दिया था अच्छा इतनी बता दे भाई तेरी गोद में उसने कभी पॉइंट ढूंढा था [संगीत] और तालू आप मेरी जगह होते तो क्या करते मैं मात जो आदमी हूं को तुरंत ब्रेकअप कर देता है कि कल अपना दिल तुड़वाने से बेहतर है कि आज मैं सबका दिल तोड़ दूं d8a_oWolrgg,"Girlfriend: I’m home alone | Me in my mind: | DaduGiri #Shorts ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena, Ranjan",2022-05-28T07:49:43Z,PT40S,474269,15985,72,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8a_oWolrgg,, हां बेबी तुम पता से करना कितना आसान है सेक्स करने के लिए कि पहले शादी करनी पड़ती है कि सुहागरात में हल्दी वाला दूध थोड़ा-थोड़ा मैं तो फिर हाथ पकड़कर क्लिप लूंगा कि प्रॉस्टेट पूरा का पूरा तकिया गिला कर दिया निकालने की कोशिश की एक व्यक्ति फिर यह क्रीम इतनी गिरी हुई हरकत करके डिफरेंट तक ठीक है या पट्टियां खींची थी _vCP1Sf03B8,"TVF's DaduGiri | E05 - Goa Ka Plan Aur Dadaji ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena & Ranjan Raj",2022-05-26T06:26:41Z,PT15M23S,502116,23593,571,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vCP1Sf03B8,," - Grandpa. - Yes. What timepass is this? This isn't timepass, son. Shyamlal is giving signals from below. He's gone to deliver my letter, to your friend Raman's grandma. Code language. Doggy style. Anyway, what happened to your Goa trip? Was it a no or a no? It was a no. Grandpa. Take this. Take this. Don't want it. Son. Goa's plans keep getting cancelled for ages. Only when leisure comes calling. You'll go if you're destined to. When will destiny call me? When I asked papa he started again. ""I had to cross two mountains to get to school."" He's lying, that scoundrel. What mountains? I used to drop him on my scooter, till the river. Maybe he swam from there. Was I born to visit only Vaisnodevi and Shirdi, grandpa? Son, don't say such things. Grandpa. Again you're barking alone without me. What are you doing here? Who is giving signals from below? Signal? But I never went downstairs. Oh yes, that's Mr. Mishra's dog Grandpa. He didn't get any love since morning, so he's getting excited. That's why I didn't get downstairs. I am there. I will get justice for that poor being. Great. Great. You're worried about the neighbourhood dogs, but what about the puppy... I mean your own grandchild? Grandpa. I've told you a dozen times, don't make faces like that. Reminds me of your grandma. She used to make faces like this, when she didn't want to give. I am talking about sweets, rascals. Grandpa. What must grandma be thinking if she's watching from above? You can't do such a small job. So small. - Sorry, grandma. - Enough. Enough. This one is for you, Babli. Shyamlal, get my black shirt. And send a written notice to his parents. 11 o'clock tomorrow...Justice! - Ready, Shatrughan? - Yes, sir. Title. Order. Order. I've got a headache. He's summoned the court for some random reason again. It's nothing, Madhu. You see, papa is retired now, but the lawyer inside him will never retire. This is what he always does. Once I gifted him underwear on his birthday. He slammed me with a defamation case. He summoned the court like this, and as a punishment, I'm still wearing that underwear. He's here. Nice setup, Shyamlal. Good job. So...let the court proceedings begin. Rajesh, Giri will go to Goa. and no one can stop him. No. No, your honour. No, isn't just a word, it's a statement. No means no. No means no. No means no. No, never, not. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Your honour, I would like to apologise to the court. In a fit of rage, my tongue began to twist. Got it. Son, you were turned down by 16 girls, you got rejected. But I never treated their no as a yes. I didn't go over to the house of the 16 girls with your marriage proposal. Objection, my lord. I was only turned down by 15 girls. Your honour, one of the girls drank phenyl after watching his face. Order. Order. Your honour, I would like to present a witness, that will put an end to this case right now. The society secretary Raman Mishra. When is he coming? Hello. Mr. Mishra, what's the holdup? This is his wife speaking. Mishra is dead. You husbands keep partying all night, and then he's never in the mood during the day. We can't expand our family because of you. Are you a condom? Daughter-in-law, did you hear? If he can get high at home all night, imagine what he does in Bangkok on office trips. Is this what you do in Bangkok? Now I'll have to file a case against you. It's not what you think, Madhu. Papa...I went to Bangkok, to invest in the ideas of their poor, innocent, hardworking women. They don't even have an extra pair of clothes to wear. But what is his business in a dirty place like Goa? Ask him. Goa is a bad place? Yes. Have you been there? No. Then how do you know? Bhide was telling me. He told me that the Nawab of Pataudi once went to Goa with his two friends. There he fell in love with some foreign girl. Later he said wow. But the Nawab had no clue, that the girl will tie him up in a room and rob him. You fool, it's a film. Your honour, this is not a filmy statement. Goa is actually a bad place, my next witness Mr. Sharma's testimony will prove it. - Call him. What the...Mr. Sharma? Mr. Sharma, please tell the court how this happened to you? I am very stressed, sir. Very stressed. My son. My own son, went to Goa last week. Solo. And brought back Polo. Meaning my new Russian daughter-in-law. Polo. My daughter-in-law has turned my entire home into Bagha beach. And wonder what they do? Her guests keep coming home day and night. With a little packet. And leave after getting a glimpse. Daddy, daddy, sugar.... No, no, sugar... home. Sugar... home. She is asking where is the sugar. So I...I...I'll show here where the sugar is. - Okay? - Okay. Let's go home, child. Let's go home. So? Your honour, to prove Goa is a bad place, my next witness is... Wait a minute. My water has boiled, I'll be right back. Be right back. What can you prove? You need brains to prove anything, which you don't have. I will prove that Goa is a bad place. Balls you'll prove it. I will prove it. Order. Order. Done. I've had enough. No fighting. Let's continue with the proceedings. Papa...look what Mr. Mishra from our building, sent on WhatsApp. Did you see? I did. This boy is completely spoilt. He's become useless. Even for a moment if I believe Goa is a nice place. But what about him? In the last semester, his rank was 210. He has four backlogs. His Highness doesn't care about that. Tell me do you still want to send him to Goa. Rajesh, you're right. Giri is irresponsible. He cannot differentiate between right and wrong. But he's got a clear heart. He feels no shame in helping people. Do you know, son, a person becomes helpless when he's old. They need help to do every little job. Do you know that I've a problem? You don't know. Do you know, daughter-in-law? But your irresponsible son understood my bane. He talked to his friends, talked to the doctors, searched on the internet. And told me that grandpa, you have incontinence. Do you understand what incontinence means? Incontinence is a disease that destroys a man's confidence. He can wet his pants anytime. But there's a solution to it. Giri gave me the most important thing in my old age. It's called an adult diaper. This. This is called an adult diaper. He made me wear this. After wearing this I found my freedom again, I found my life again. And who did all this? Your son. Your irresponsible son did this for his grandpa. Similarly...this poor boy deserves his freedom. How will he learn if he doesn't make mistakes? And even if he makes a mistake, he still has a family. He has us. Me, you, his mother. We will help him. That's all I had to say. Papa, we're sorry we couldn't take care of you. But I'm glad that he took care of you. But what is wrong is wrong. Look at this. Yes, papa. Imagine if he's behaving like this here, what will he do out there? Fine. End of discussion. Giri, you won't go to Goa. You'll go to the village with me. Do you have any objection if he goes to the village with me? Okay, papa. You can take him. Don't be sad, Giri. This is normal in courts. Several people are in jail to date because of grandpa. Even though they are innocent. Even my own father. But he's not sad. I miss you, dad. Let's go. - Did you load all the luggage? - Yes, grandpa. - See you. - Okay, papa. - Yes, papa. - God bless you. Take care. Let's go. Why are you sulking? Have you sworn not to talk? I'm so unlucky. Luck is never bad. One has to make their own luck. Here's your ticket. I know. Ticket to our village. Are their airports in the village? Read it carefully. Wow! Hey Guys Finally DaduGiri has come to an end We have hope you have enjoyed this trip with Dadu, Giri & Shaymlal Let us know in the comment how did you like this series I really felt touched after listening dadu's monologue towards the end Our family is always by our side in our good & bad times but as a son or daughter we also need to think what is good and bad for ourselves as a responsible family member Giri gifted adult dry pants to his grandpa gave apt solution for incontinence if anyone in your family is facing such problem you can give them pant style dry pants or tape style dry pants if they are bed ridden and make them enjoy their freedom You also help your grandparents by visiting ww.friendsdiaper.in link is in the description or you can contact their toll free number 18002660640 and for more such awesome content Please subscribe to The Viral Fever" iEO3Q2mK7D0,"TVF's DaduGiri | E04 - Dadaji Aur House Party ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena & Ranjan Raj",2022-05-21T06:30:06Z,PT13M55S,494811,20215,371,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEO3Q2mK7D0,," Hello? Hello Giri? Listen, we are returning from Nagpur today, not tomorrow. Yeah mummy, come over. Dad is expecting some guests. Okay. Is everything right at h... Sir, if you don't want anything, can I leave? What are you doing here? Chaman? Why are you sleeping draped in a curtain? Dude, I, you didn't give me a sheet at night, so.. Hey, grandpa! -Dear, last night, you... -Yeah, I know, I didn't give you a sheet. So you draped her? Mom-dad will kill us if they see this, we need to clean up. Get up. Help, help, help. Grandpa! Who parked their scooter in no-parking? Whose scooter is this, grandpa? Who brought it in? How do I know? Where is your father's car? Fuck! Where is the car, grandpa? Grandpa, neither do I see scooty's keys, nor Shyamlal. Don't worry about Shyamlal. During the last party, we found him asleep at banks of Ganges. You were partying in Haridwar? No, the party was in Goa. Whose ring is this? Whose mirror is this? Grandpa, whose muffler is this? Whose muffler it is, they must have taken the scooty. They must have our car too, grandpa. Who all came to the party yesterday? The party started with Shyamlal's threats. Okay guys, important notice. In the middle of the dance... whoever plays 'Kun Faya Kun' will lose their legs and will be made to do this dance on 'Chaiyaa Chaiyaa', all clear buddy? Yes. Greetings. Let's start the party, fuckers. Yayy! Then your friend Chaman, begged a statue for love. Please say something Scarlett, please, Scarlett. Why are you not talking, Scarlett? Are you a young girl? You will be given an apt answer. And then on my invite, your ex, Rashmika came over. And to make her envious, you started talking to Urmila. Never have I ever been dumped by every girl of my class. Take a sip. Those days! Why are you drinking, dude? You never went to school. What? You never went to a class, right? So can't I drink? -Stand up. -What? -Hey bro... -Just stand up. -Oh bro... -Call me Shyam sir, come on, be a chicken. Come on, down, be a chicken. -Chirp like a chicken. -What? Shyam bro, listen, I was just joking. -Shyam sir -Shyam sir? Down, more down. And then the bell rung. The food delivery guy came over. But my focus was on Chaman. Yeah I know baby, we should have taken it slowly. What? I am a virgin too. Yeah. And then your dad called. And few of your friends started making girl's voices. Hello? Giri darling, how long do you want to be a virgin? Come to me, please. Don't call me papa, call me daddy. No, no, none is here. 1 minute, grandpa. We had already ordered the food. Oh yes. It was Mehta who rang the bell. That scooty muffler belongs to him. The Mehta, who was bad-mouthing me and you were listening quietly? The same Mehta? Son, this is not possible that I will just stand, and allow someone else to bad-mouth my grandson. Even I participated. Why does Giri go to Raju Barber for shaving? Because when he shaves, he touches Giri's lips. Dude, I missed you a lot. Where were you gone? Your sister-in-law is sleeping peacefully, only then I could come here. She has an incontinence problem. So it is difficult for me to leave the house. So why are you whispering? I too have incontinence. When I go for a movie, it becomes a web-series. I have to take 4-5 intervals. But since I started wearing this, this, do you see this? I feel very free. You are saying it, so I will take for her. But dude, she is bed-ridden. I have asked Rina to keep an eye on her even now. No problem with that. There are 2 types of this. One is pant style, which I am wearing. This. And the 2nd is tape style. That is for bed-ridden people. Choice is yours. Thanks dude. What is there to thank me? But when you want to thank, then do me a favour. Oh dude, anything for you. Principal's mother, Principal's mother? Rohan's grandma, -Oh! -Vidya. -Yeah, yeah. -Just call her. And call her here. Let's all sit together, and play truth-or-dare. Cheers. Cheers! Are you guys ready? Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. Grandma. Truth. What do you think, how long will I live? This bastard wants to know everything. Scoundrel! Let's proceed. Grandpa! Dare, darling. Take me on a ride. Right now. Thank you. Oh, Vidya darling, you won't go to the scooty. Scooty will come to you. This is why I am crazy for Giri's grandpa, these antics. And do you know, he can even chew, with his real teeth! Shyamlal. Got it, sir. I will bring the scooty inside right away. So the scooty is here because of you? Grandpa, after you came in my life, my problems are not ending, they just keep increasing! Giri darling, this is a game of prospect. Shyamlal is so happy due to me. But that is not the point. Grandpa, the point is that we are not getting the key, and the key is in your bike jacket. And where is that jacket? Excuse me. There is the jacket. Grandpa, Shyamlal's phone. Grandpa! See, how Rashmika is mocking my dance. I will never dance. Oh dear. You shouldn't get sad. I used to have a boy in my colony, he too was so fond of singing. But one day, a bastard, mocked him publicly. And he stopped singing. Grandpa? Yeah? Is this why you stopped singing? No dear. Then? I was that bastard. The one who mocked him. That fucker used to sing anything, idiot! Grandpa, even you were not seeing my performance. You went to your room with that grandma. Dude, I took her to show the new BP machine. We were playing doctor. Just a second. Grandpa, you were holding the scooty keys. Grandpa, I will find the keys. -Okay. -And here, you clean the room, okay? Me? Legend will clean room? Grandpa, grandpa, Grandpa, see what I found? Wait. This is Rohan's grandma's stole. Exactly, grandpa. Her husband, Mr Mishra, the secretary, this is his scooty. Who is he? Here, he came to the party last night. What are you doing? Stop the party. Party! Yayy! Yes, he came to stop the party, I asked Shyamlal to handle him. Grandpa, if his scooty is here, our car would be there. And Shyamlal would be with him. Let's quickly get it before mom comes. Grandpa, why did you stop? -Hello. -Good morning. Where are you going? And where is my car? Car... that... Actually, mom, the car was parked there, and... There is your car. Automatic, it comes on its own. I am here. I went to drop off Vidya ma'am. Who Vidya? Vidya. Vidya teaches grandpa Yoga. Yoga got grandpa so fit. I don't know what is he talking? Where did you drop her? I left her. -Where? -In the train to Gurgaon. She had to go to Goregaon. That is why I was wondering why she stabbed me. Oh my! She didn't want to get in, but I didn't give up either. I made her sit! And now sit and clean this glass. The room is clean. Why are the curtains down? I will have to put them back on. Really, Giri! What did you do? You used to handle it, so I kept him in the almirah. You shouldn't have done that. Oh, that is why this oldie bit me. Grandpa! Giri! There is no respite for you today! Hey Guys Hope you liked this house party I mean this episode and if you liked this episode so like, Share and let us know in the comment section about your house party experiences After watching this episode even i feel like doing a party with my grandparents but before that, I'm gonna buy Adult dry pants for my grandfather Because even he suffers from incontinence and if you have anyone in your family who is suffering from incontinence due to which they aren't able to go outside so you can gift them pant style diapers and if you have anyone who is bed ridden in your family you can give them tape style diapers and let them enjoy their freedom So guys help your grandparents visit the website www.friendsdiaper.in and call their toll free number which is 18002660640 and for more such awesome content please subscribe to The Viral Fever" sjEe1N8QWAo,TVF's Panchayat Season 2 | Official Trailer | Streaming Now on Amazon Prime Video,2022-05-19T05:46:10Z,PT2M26S,735676,28284,1648,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjEe1N8QWAo,," Yes, sir. A little lower. Lower. Lower. A little lower, Vikas. Yes, that's it. Perfect. -Assistant sir. -Yes. Will it record everything? Even your antics are getting recorded. I thought, for safeside, I'll apply for this job. Anyway, the job is easy to crack. I can show this job experience during graduation also. Unfortunately, this is the only job I could get. Yes, Mr Vinod. Next week.. The seat will be fixed next week. I'll come and do it myself. Have faith. toilet somewhere else until his seat is fixed. Where should he go? he can do it in the panchayat office. But this is an office for you. For me, it's my home. You make wedding processions stay here, now you are making someone defecate here. What's all this, Pradhan sir? You have returned from the US, you must have got a great package. Tell me, brother. what package did you get in India? one a half crore. What? How much? this road is pathetic. Pradhanji promised in the last election that he will get the main road of the village made. Finalize a date today. Otherwise, I am telling you, I will pour petrol on myself right here and light myself on fire. What? Is he still going on about that piles slogan? He is a Banrakas of the first order. Don't give too much importance to what he said. Bhushan is playing games with us. Now we'll play games with him. You don't understand politics. Slippers have been stolen. We'll file an FIR against the village Pradhan! -Stop it. Move back! -Leave her. Stop! Fill out the form. I'll show you too. Sorry. That was twice. You'll be held accountable for this too. Isn't the MLA a weird man? Who cares how he is, as long as he releases funds for the road. Inspector sir. He really is the village Pradhan. Why would I lie to you? Exactly. And I am the Prime Minister. And I am the Home Minister. Hi, Rinky? What happened? Do you need something? I do need your help. Focus on your studies. Only five more months for the exam. Get out of this village. You just can't be a good friend, one has to abide by it. Addiction destroys even the best of men. We'll drink in control from today." tmixQOyG-uk,"TVF's DaduGiri | E03 - Dadaji Aur Hera Pheri ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena & Ranjan Raj",2022-05-17T06:30:38Z,PT14M36S,613120,22945,473,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmixQOyG-uk,," If only you gave me the tobacco that day... Is that how I will die? Think something convincing. Like, drowning in a bathtub, while drinking milk. Drowning.. No, grandpa. The principal will not agree. You are not a celebrity. What? Am I not a celebrity? You are not, grandpa. What about Piles? Your father will have Piles. Think of something premium. Go for Cancer. Cancer? Are you crazy? How can I have Cancer? Idiot! How about you were dreaming of Madonna, you rocked yourself to sleep, happily. - It's nice, right? - Oh man! Grandpa, sign this. Wonderful, grandfather! It's exactly like dad's signature. He used to copy my signature in school. Perfect! And this leave application is sent! Chaman, Goa is on! My body is all set. Here are 6 packs. I could have also built my body for Vishakha, but I was busy for body then. There was new wifi at my place... I'll post great photos at Goa. I'll have 200+ followers, grandfather. And... Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, no, no, no! Oh, man! Man! I'd rather be dead than this. Nothing happens with that butter knife. I clean my ears with them. Listen, go to the kitchen and get the butchering knife. - I'd rather die. - First tell me, why do you want to die? I'll have to tell your mom if she asks me. Grandpa, I mistakenly sent my picture instead of my leave application. - Naked? - Yes. - Is it visible? - Yes. Oh, God! What kind of assignments are students getting in the school! In our times, the principal used to call us to the cabin to go at it. - Grandpa, if that picture gets viral, - Yeah? then people will tease me calling ""peanuts"". Take it, grandfather. You idiot, you actually got the knife? Had he not died with the knife, did you also get rat poison? - You are teasing me by showing peanuts? - No, I am not. No one will have peanuts in this house from now. - Even, I will not have it. - Same here. Grandpa, save me from getting rusticated, please! I have an idea! According to Giri, Princi Rathod's house looks somewhat like this. Yes. Every Sunday, between 12-3, the principal goes to English ma'am's place to learn Hindi. Got it. And we will accomplish our 'Mission Freedom-ala-nude' during this. - The plan is simple. - Yes. Firstly, Shyamlal will misdirect the guard, so that Giri and I can smartly reach princi's gate. But how will you enter without key? Good question! We'll have to break the lock. Grandpa! Keys! How predictable! Shit! Shit! I forgot! Principal's mother will be home. - Mom. - Don't worry! Like any other oldie, aunt will be taking her afternoon siesta. And if not, then we will... put her to sleep. Sleep, princess! Sleep! 3... 2... 1... - It's good that she is asleep. - Yes. We did not need to put her to sleep. - Good job, mate! Good job! - Come on! Then we will delete the mail, without leaving any trace, we will leave. But grandfather, how will you be out for so long without restroom? You will not wear a diaper. I don't think this plan can be ejaculated. Sorry, that's why I am out. Wish you all the best! There will be no issue for many hours now. I have worn Friends adult diaper. Finally, grandfather listened to me. - Keep an eye. - Yes. You are here? I have been waiting for so long, for you to come and fix the tap. Do you even know, not having access to water makes it so difficult to throw balloons at kids. Darling, a rose for you. Even I want to smell your aromatic breath. You eventually killed me. Grandpa! Seriously man, you see a gold medal in every old maiden? Come in. We are on a mission. Don't forget that. Please, come! Since when has your tap not been working? I don't know. I don't remember anything now. We have been living in the drought like condition for so long. Tell me. I insist. Wonderful, grandfather, amazing! Gotta give it to you. Take care of the aunt. I'll delete the picture. Okay? Freedom-ala-Nude, mission Freedom-ala-Nude, go away, go away. Get far away from here. Okay. Darling, let me do my magic. Show me Woah! You seem to be a heavy driver. Now that you've done this. Fix my wifi as well. I am unable to Netflix and Chill since so long. Tell me where is your modem? Come! Hello! A bald man who looks like the principal is heading towards his home. Steal it quick and leave as soon as possible. Not every bald man on the road is the principal. He wears a Salman bracelet in his hand. Greetings, sir! Here is the scoundrel. Now you see, everything will be on by my one touch. Now that everything is on, so with your consent, can you and I Netfilx and Chill? Don't even have an account yet, but want to binge watch for free? Wait, I'll get the laptop. ""One should shower with the water in the tap."" ""One should shower with the water in the tap."" ""One should scream if the water is either hot or cold."" ""One should scream if the water is either hot or cold."" Here. Thank you! Password. What is the password, darling? Laptop's password? Hey grandma, It's time for Rathod sir to visit. I hope you haven't locked the door from inside like everyday. Who is Mr. Rathod? I don't know any Mr. Rathod. I live alone here. And nobody can throw me out from this house. 'I love wild ladies!' 'Grandpa, please look at me.' 'Hey you, look here. Your girlfriend isn't standing there.' 'What?' 'Code. Danger. Danger!' Use your words. The principal can get in any time. Crack the password quickly. And stop flirting with this old lady. She has Alzheimer's. Darling, tell me what is your name? Who asks this to their closed ones? My name.. Please turn over? Vidya! What a wonderful name, Vidya! Will you marry me to some hot guy? I am here. Grandma, do you remember the laptop's password? It was something with Y. Yes, tell me. I can't seem to remember. She can't remember. Grandpa, it's cracked! Mom, did someone come here? Mom? Who mom? Whose mom? And why should I tell you that he fixed plumbing and wifi, everything. He was so sweet. Hey mom, someone can only come and repair something when there is something to repair. Did they steal and go? Son, tell me this. Who is in this house since morning other than you and I? I understood! You again forgot to have your memory medicines. Oh, man! Mom! Hey! Whose is this? Girish Upadhyay! You are gone! Grandpa! Grandpa! Forgot again? Grandpa, you betrayer! Hey Guys We hope you like this episode, and if you liked it then like, share and let us know in the comment section your favourite dialogues and guys its also important that we initiate and normalize conversation about incontinence and how adult dry pants makes life so easier for people suffering from incontinence and gives them freedom to move freely for upto 10hrs so enjoy freedom and to know more visit their website www.friendsdiaper.in which is in description below or call their toll free number 18002660640 and for more such awesome content please subscribe to The Viral Fever" kLfrfPR5_fg,"TVF’s Cricket Ka Bhoot ft. Badri Chavan, Akashdeep Arora & Luv Vispute",2022-05-14T06:32:58Z,PT12M48S,1858779,29837,737,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfrfPR5_fg," Everything was going well in the world Elon Mast was buying twitter after being high Kangana still hates munawar.... No..No.. Sorry Now she respects him Till today TVF audience What are you posting we need Pitchers 2 shouting in the comment section but one night all of this changed Don't move mother and father. Stay as you are. Otherwise Kohli will get out on the first ball again. Even today I am surprised thinking that what has happened. Till yesterday the boy who used to cry if teachers asked him to leave. And today very proudly he is asking for DRS. Gopal never had any love for cricket. During pregnancy when he kicked inside my womb we had thought that he would become a gully football player. Gopal's family knew about it later. But from the time instead of finding G spot he started finding sweet spot in bat. I understood that he was under the possession of a ghost. Obsession of Cricket. Whenever I used to send Gopal to get gourd, potato and flour he used to come back very soon. but.. But yesterday when I just send him to get coriander he did not come back for long. Brother, give me the ball. What fun they must be getting by playing such a game? How did you do this? After that painful incident Gopal had changed completely. We were fine with it. We will give birth to another child. Gopal did not spare his only girlfriend Pooja. The night of that incident Gopal called me to his house. Earlier I had no plans to go but then he said there is no one at home. Then I felt special. So I went. Little did I know that night Gopal would make my hand pain the entire night. That night at 1 when I was going to sleep after watching Comedy Nights with Beer Biceps. Then from Gopal's room... Next night strange voices were heard from his room. That night when I opened the door... and what we saw... I got angry seeing all that. I was losing my patience. I was getting very angry... They have understood. Let them watch the scene. Dear, I am missing your grandmother today. On this day she... Grandmother has not gone anywhere. She is here with us. You don't believe this. Take this... Catch at silly point. Ashes and bones of grandmother. Now he had crossed his limits. So that is why we stopped the shower. We made a humble request to Gopal's topper friend Akshat to help him. What are you doing, uncle? - Come inside. - What are you doing? Where are you taking me? Though knowing that my son is obsessed with cricket topper and started watching matches in the stadium. I wish we knew about this earlier. That everyone is obsessed by cricket. It is obvious that topper will think about himself. Now Gopal has stopped watching highlights of matches. But after doing thorough research he is aiming at grand prize of 50lakhs. He was saying that he would make a team of Navi Mumbai with that. Good. I had thought that situation would improve. but.. But Goapl was getting worst like the sequel of Bhool Bhulayian. Pravin Tambe... If you can hear my voice then join my team Please This was nothing. The limit was crossed when like every night I left the house to feed the hungry dogs and then I saw... The condition had worsened to such an extent that the servant also started doing reverse sweep hearing his name. We were really worried about his studies as well. He picked up books only when he wanted to play book cricket. There was only one person who could become like Dhoni in Jadeja's life. Anti-sports counsellor Mr. Khelmat Rather than booking tickets of Char Dham for you has Gopal started booking tickets of Wankhede, Eden gardens, Feroz Shah Kotla... Yes. Child What a fine leg? Gopal's concentration is just like fine leg fielder in the field. This means because of cricket obsession Gopal's blood is not red but blue. This ghost cannot see the situation of destruction in a human being. He does not even... Remember his parents. But I doctor, lawyer and plumber Anupam Khelmat promise that I will make sure to send this obsession of Gopal back to pavilion. Is there any other door to enter? Yes there is in the south direction. But that is open only for thieves. The house is nice. Ventilation is also good. Let me do the work for which I have come. Where is Gopal? Call him. Today on full moon night there is T 20 final. Today as the match starts this ghost will have to come to mute the commentary of Aakash Chopra. Gopal, now you are 18 years old. This is not the time to waste on cricket. But to get inspired by watching Kota factory. If you have slightest knowledge of Sanskrit. Then do engineering. No. If you have interest in geography then do medical. No. If you interest in nothing then do home science and stay at your in-laws house. Gopal, you will have to leave cricket. How can I leave it? Cricket is not a game but a festival in this country. In which there is passion, entertainment and most important you can watch on TV hot sexy girls sitting with father. Wait... - Mr. Khelmat... - Do something. Where has he gone? Father, henceforth get ready to stand on one leg in every match. Otherwise I will make you retired hurt. Should I tell you how? Should I tell you how? Should I tell you how? Mother, father... Someone turn on the flash light. Gopal, are you fine? Cheers guys, cheers... Gopal is absolutely fine now. Because of bad light and rain drops the power of cricket's obsession weakens just like the form of Ishaan Kishan. Congratulations, guys. You have got your Gopal back. Now if I could get my fees... At least give me some money. Give me back my wallet. Everything is fine now. Mother and father are chill now. They have no complaints against me. In fact we have started celebrating all festivals together. This Cricket madness is different For Once Amber can leave Johny but cricket obsession Doesn't leave anyone", दुनिया में सबसे ही चल रहा था अलोन मस्त भांड होकर ट्विटर खरीद रहा था कंगना आज भी मुनव्वर से नफरत नहीं नहीं सॉरी अब तो इज्जत करने लगी है टीवीएफ की ऑडियंस आज भी अब यह क्या है पिक्चर्स तू लेक आओ कमेंट कर रही थी लेकिन एक रात यह सब बादल गया हूं की ऐसा क्या हो गया कल तक जो लड़का टीचर्स के आउट बोलने पर रो देता था वह आज सीन चौड़ा करके जबकि गोपाल को क्रिकेट से कोई लगा भी नहीं था बचपन में पहले बार जब उसने मेरी कोक में लात मेरी थी तो हमें लगा था की वो एक सक्सेसफुल गरीब फुटबॉलर बनेगा गोपाल के घरवालों को तो बाद में पता चला लेकिन जब से वो जी स्पॉट के बजाएं बाद में स्वीट्स पर ढूंढने लगा था मैं तभी समझ गई थी की उसे पर भूत चढ़ चुका था क्रिकेट का भूत [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] वैसे गोपाल को जब मैं पहले टिंडे बैंगन चक्की का आता लेने भेजती थी तो वह 2 मिनट में वापस ए जाता था लेकिन कल जब मैंने सिर्फ उसे धनिया लाने भेजो तू काफी डर तक वापस ही नहीं आया भैया बोल दे दो [प्रशंसा] उसे दर्दनाक हादसे के बाद गोपाल तो एकदम बादल ही गया था चलो हम तक तो ठीक था हम तो दूसरा बच्चा भी कर लेंगे लेकिन गोपाल ने तो अपनी इकलौती गर्लफ्रेंड पूजा तक को नहीं छोड़ घटना के उसे रात गोपाल ने मुझे अपने घर बुलाया था पहले तो मैं नहीं जान वाली थी लेकिन फिर उसने बोला की घर पर कोई नहीं है देना फेल स्पेशल तुम्हें चली गई पर मुझे क्या पता था की उसे रात गोपाल पुरी रात मेरा हाथ दिखाने वाला था उसे रात 1:00 बजे जब मैं कॉमेडी नाइट्स की बियर बाईसा देख कर सोनी जा रहा था तो गोपाल के कमरे से [संगीत] अगली रात फिर उसके कमरे से कुछ आवाज ए रही थी और उसे रात जैसे ही मैंने दरवाजा खोल और जो हमने देखा उसे देख कर मुझे बहुत गुस्सा ए रहा था मैं अपना आप को रहा था और मैं बहुत क्रोधित हो रहा था समझ गए वो लोग अपने सीन भी देखने दो [संगीत] हमारे साथ यही है आपको यकीन नहीं होता है [संगीत] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] लेकिन टॉपर अक्षत ने यह जानते हुए भी की मेरे बेटे पर क्रिकेट का भूत स्वर है उसने उसके मोबाइल पर उन्हें t20 बैजेस की टिकट खरीद कर स्टेडियम में मैच देखने ग गए बात पहले पता होती की क्रिकेट का भूत तो सब पर ही स्वर होता है अब टॉपर तो अपने बड़े में सोचेगा हाइलाइट्स देखना ही बैंड कर दिया है बल्कि तोरो रिसर्च करके वो 50 लाख के ग्रैंड प्राइस [संगीत] [संगीत] तो मैंने देखा [संगीत] गोपाल की भैंसे तक इतनी बाढ़ गई थी की घर का झाड़ू करने वाला नौकर भी उसका नाम सुनते ही रिवर्स स्विंग करने लगता था हमें उसकी पढ़ाई की भी बहुत टेंशन हो रही थी अब वह क्रिकेट खेलने होता था अब एक इंसान है जो गोपाल की जडेजा जैसी जिंदगी में धोनी बन सकता था एंटी भारत काउंसलर मिस्टर खेल मत [संगीत] क्या आप लोगों के लिए कर धाम की टिकते बुक करने के बजे गोपाल अपने लिए वानखेडे हिडन गार्डन फिरोज शाह कोटा की टिकते बुक करने लगा है [संगीत] फाइन लेग बोलने पर गोपाल क्या सच में फूल लाइक देख रहा होता इसका मतलब क्रिकेट के भूत की वजह से गोपाल का खून अब लाल नहीं बल्कि ब्लू हो चुका है ना ही सामाजिक स्थिति यहां तक माता पिता को अपने यहां तक नहीं रखना लेकिन मैं डॉक्टर लॉयर प्लंबर अनुपम खेल मत ये वचन लेट है की गोपाल के इस भूत को पवेलियन हे के ही मानूंगा [संगीत] प्रवेश करने के लिए कोई और द्वारा है [संगीत] घर तो बढ़िया है वेंटीलेशन भी सही t20 का फाइनल है मैच शुरू होते ही आकाश चोपड़ा की कंट्री म्यूट करने इस भूत को आना ही होगा यह टाइम क्रिकेट में बर्बाद करने का नहीं कोटा फैक्ट्री अगर तुझे भूगोल में इंटरेस्ट है तो यह ले मेडिकल कर ले अरे यार अगर तुझे किसी में भी इंटरेस्ट नहीं है तो मेरी तरह होम साइंस करके घर जमा आई बन जा गोपी तुझे क्रिकेट छोड़ना होगा ऐसे छोड़ डन इस देश में क्रिकेट खेल नहीं त्योहार होता है जिसमें प्रश्न एंटरटेनमेंट और सबसे ज्यादा जरूरी बाबा के साथ बैठकर टीवी पे हॉट हॉट लड़की देखने को मिलती है [हंसी] [संगीत] मम्मी पापा [संगीत] चीयर्स चीयर्स गोपाल अभी बिल्कुल ठीक हो चुका है [प्रशंसा] क्रिकेट के भूत की शक्तियां ईशान किशन के फॉर्म की तरह नल हो जाति है [संगीत] यह बहुत ही कुछ ऐसा है साहब एक बार जॉनी भैया का पीछा है अंबर भाभी छोड़ दे लेकिन क्रिकेट का भूत किसी को नहीं छोड़ना E851yojGEsQ,"TVF's DaduGiri | E02 - Nibba Nibbi Aur Dadaji ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena & Ranjan Raj",2022-05-10T06:29:26Z,PT13M4S,930787,35721,640,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E851yojGEsQ,," Giri? Giri, get up. Giri, where is my cigarette? Giri? Giri? Giri, get up, up! Get up Giri! Save me, save me. Shutup! I have been asking you since then, where is my cigarette box? Ginger-tea is almost ready, don't ruin my craving, Giri. There, in the pot. Now I will smoke a cigarette with ginger-tea. Sorry grandpa, I smoked it all. Macabre! Crumpled photograph of girlfriend. Vishakha is unfaithful. The guys of today! Didn't even use an exclamation mark. Illiterate, idiot, stupid. UPSC, all about. Civil Service Examination. My grandson is studying. Something is very wrong. Meaning, there is something fishy. Quite wrong! Shyamlal, there is something fishy. Any news from there? Oh yes, I just learnt, Suzanne commented on Hrithik's girlfriend's post, 'wowww!' I am talking about my grandson, do you have anything on him? No, no, that is none of my business, bro. But you will have to talk to him lovingly, very lovingly. There. Hey Giri, Giri. Show me the phone. Show. It is my phone. What am I seeing? I don't see those reels, I am very happy with that boys' web-series. That is fine, but what is this I am reading? It seems I will have to tell the family of this. What are you doing, grandpa? If the family knows I am in this condition due to Vishakha, it will be a huge problem. And anyway, the entire fault is mine What is your fault? Giri, did that girl do anything wrong with you? No, grandpa. 1 minute. Didn't you read that? - Daughter-in-law? - What are you doing, grandpa? - Daughter-in-law! - Grandpa? I told you it was a mistake, grandpa. I should never have called her ex. And when I did, I really shouldn't have cursed. He didn't call Vishakha to his house, he called her to his friend's farmhouse at night. That too, to plan my birthday. So mad! 1 minute. She is your girlfriend, right? And for planning your birthday, she had to call her ex-boyfriend, - to... - Grandpa, man, don't be so regressive. I should give her full-freedom. She too gives me full freedom, when I am spending alone-time with my friends, under her supervision, on Sunday, 7-8PM. Absolutely right. Tell me something, where have you hidden your birth certificate? Why? My grandson can't be saying these things. Anyway, I will find it myself. What did I even do? I just loved her truly. To hell with your true love. Not even a jailer imprisons his prisoners like this, the way that girl has imprisoned you. Tell me this, when was the last time she said I love you? Or when did she give you her lip-balm to put on? Just tell me this, did she ever look for popcorn in your lap? No. Grandpa, had you been in my place, what would you have done? - I am a macho man. - Grandpa! Oh. I would have broken-up right away. Rather than getting my heart broken tomorrow, I better break everyone's hearts today. You are right, grandpa. And I have heard that girls become too emotional after break-up. You will come with me, right? Sorry dear, f*** off. It's not a matter of f*** off, grandpa. Even most experienced veterans lose their shit in these situations. And you... Grandpa, I can understand, - you don't worry. - What are you even saying? What is this language? Shameless AF as fu**! Nothing happened to me, I am absolutely fine. Grandpa, see, I have researched, your problem is called incontinence. It is very normal and it has a solution too. Adult diapers are available in market. Just wear that and leave the house, solved. Am I a kid, you want me to wear diapers? Legends wear nothing. And never diapers. You want divorce, right? Break-up, grandpa. - Yeah, yeah, break-up, right? - Yeah. When you go for a date the next time, keep this pen as goodluck. And this bluetooth too. And just keep saying what I ask you to. And your break-up will be done. Your grandpa has broken a lot of hearts in his time. Hello? Pushpa, I don't want to talk. I have moved on. What did you say? Excuse me. So Giri, you wanted to say something, right? Yeah, The most important rule of break-up, be a man! Yeah. Ready. Grandpa, be a man. No pain, no gain. Come on, remember Shobha aunt. The food is good, right? But what we had for our first anniversary was much better. - Anniversary? - Hmm. Only you have been in this relationship for 1 year, Giri. Oh, right! It's just been 2-3 weeks for me. You know Giri, you are looking so cute today. She will give fake compliments, be brave. But you are my grandson, so you will start blushing right away. So that soon you can ask her, 'do you know what I think when I look at you now-a-days?' Do you know what I think when I look at you? Tell me. There was a girl, a little crazy, who was crazy for a boy. Sneaking peeks, wearing a stole, she used to go on bike-rounds with him. Silently, unknowingly, she used to tell her mom, I am with a friend. She wanted to travel some more maybe. She used to consider her boyfriend to be too... Stupid! Not stupid, but qutiya. Not 'qutiya', but 'kutiya'. Actually I am not getting the right word to rhyme here. Work in progress, how is it? Good. Thanks. I too had something to tell you. That things are not going very good between us. I wanted to say, that we both should... Shyamlal, get the champaigne bottle, my dear. Spend some more time together. What? Oh my God! Actually mom-dad are leaving for Pune tomorrow. There won't be anyone home. If you know what I mean. No, no, Giri, don't listen to her. Let your blood flow upwards to your brain, not downwards. You will face a lot of betrayals in life. If I ever answer no to such questions, you should break-up with me right then, okay? So there won't be anyone but you and me at home? There will be Rocky. But don't worry, Rocky's parents are a bit strict. So he will come at night, you can come at day. But if I want to come at noon? Actually, he is very shy as well. He is waiting for me outside. After I am done, he will drop me home. Poor man! If you are getting late, you can go, it is okay. - No, no, I didn't mean that. - Okay. - But if you insist, let's leave. - Yeah. And anyway I have to get ready to meet you tomorrow. - So... - Let's go? Something's poking, ain't it? No, nothing. Come again. See, there is nothing. What is that? This? This is my heart, beating. This camera? Why is there a camera in your pen? - Are you recording me? - No. And this? Bluetooth. What is happening here? Is the new season of 'Emotional Attyachar' being shot here? Answer me. How am I looking, by the way? Seriously, I can explain you everything. Wait, listen to me. I don't want to listen to you, I am breaking up with you. Never show me your face. And listen, for one week, give my proxy in the class. Stupid! Grandpa, this is not fair. Who puts a camera in their pen? Couldn't you have waited a day? I was breaking up after a day. Let it be dear, let it be. Barking dogs never bite. Hey guys. We hope you enjoyed this episode. If you liked this episode so Like, Share and do let us know in comment section about your break up stories But man, grandpa is quite cool. Break up conversations are quite embarrassing. It is even embarrassing to converse about incontinence. But the good thing is that we have Friends Adult Dry Pants to help with incontinence, which has a range of adult diapers. They soak up the leakage and give people the freedom to move freely. And friends, you can go to Friends Adult Dry Pants website. The link is in the description. And you can call the toll-free number and help people as well. And wish people, happy independence. And for more such awesome content, please subscribe to The Viral Fever." eHn6nCm4nAU,"TVF's DaduGiri | E01 - Dadaji Ki Nayi Nurse ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena & Ranjan Raj",2022-05-06T06:00:13Z,PT12M44S,2083014,46368,794,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHn6nCm4nAU,," When you sent the picture, I couldn't guess it was so big. Oh baby, take your hands off. Take your hands off. I mean if I give you this, then what will I hold while sleeping at night. I'll get a smaller one for you. Okay, fine. By the way, even I have a surprise for you. But are you sure, that uncle-aunty... What? Don't worry about them. Papa is in Bangkok, for a meeting. And mom is in the office, partying. And your grandpa, who has arrived from the village? Don't be shy of him. He only looks 70, but he's pretty naughty on the inside. The other day... Wow grandpa, so cool. Take a few lessons. How long will you fetch mint and coriander on a cycle? Look at me. Not just this bike, I can drive a car in the well of death. Yes... And he can jump through the ring of fire and grab a lion. I told you about grandpa's... He must remember. Did you forget? No, I remember everything. Shyamlal, repeat. Grandpa's naughty stories. Grandpa was a big stud. Dozens of girls used to write love letters to him with their blood. But one day a girl's third lover found out about Grandpa, and he beat the crap out of him in the college canteen... Stop. Stop. Now watch how I drift this bike, while making a heart. I am so excited. This is my favourite. He goes really fast and... Great. Grandpa fell down. Grandpa fell down. Grandpa fell down! -Grandpa. -Grandpa. Grandpa. Is it serious? Yes, it's serious. Shyamlal, take me to the bathroom. -Come on. -Yes, it's serious. Let's go. Help me up. Thank you. And since that day his leg's been plastered. Wow, that's great news. I mean no one will disturb us now. So give me some... I mean space, baby. -Space. -So I can get changed. -Okay. -And be patient. Okay. Be a patient. ""Come in my arms."" ""Come in my arms."" Baby, do you know how easy it is to have sex. To have sex first you got to get married. Turmeric milk on the first night, a little bit of you, a little bit of me. Then holding hands and a tight liplock. What the bloody shit is this? The pillow is soaking wet. Grandpa, what are you doing here? How long have you been here? Since you were trying to choke the pillow. You're just like your father. So cheap. The Teddy bear was fine, but the pillow. Yuck! No, grandpa... Be right back, grandpa. Grandpa, it's not like you think it is. There's... I know there's no one inside. There's a lot of tissue paper lying inside. No grandpa, in there... Who's in there? Mom...you...you... What are you doing here at this hour? Patient Big D. Where are you? I am ready to treat you. It's serious. Very serious. My injuries are pretty serious. Excuse me. Not just serious, it's fatal. Let me go grab a needle. She's my new nurse, daughter-in-law. The previous one was a fraud. She loved hearing my heartbeat. But she never let me hear her heartbeat. How unprofessional? But why was she saying Big D? Big D? D... D, mom. D for...Dadu (grandpa). D for Dadu (grandpa). And grandpa's got it big. Grandpa has a really big reputation. And grandpa is the biggest in the house. So he was calling him Big D. Doesn't her hair seem fake to you? Oh yes. -Poor thing wears a wig. -Yes. She's lost all her hair. She never applied oil. What did you say her name was? Vishaka Batra. Dr. Batra's niece. I see... Wait a second. When you were out here, why did she come out of Giri's room? My room? Grandpa's prescription was lying inside, mom. So went inside, and you saw her when she came out. Where is it? Where is who? The prescription. I threw it away. There wasn't anything special on it, daughter-in-law. High cholesterol, high BP. Without this pill, I'll be dead. All this rubbish information, you know. But mom, what are you doing here at this hour? Oh yes, I forgot your insurance file. I came to get that. It's lying in your room. Giri, that room's turned into a mate playroom. Stop her. Grandpa, do something. If mom sees it, I won't be able to play with myself. Shyamlal, before daughter-in-law goes in the room. Go and clean the room, What? Hindi? English? Me? Stop pretending you fool. If you don't go inside now, then no more tea, biscuits, and cigarettes for you. No more cigarettes? Oh, God. Why are you taking the trouble? The AC is on. Sit here. Child, at least try to pretend. You can go later. It's under the study table. Go get it. -Open your mouth. -What are you doing? Wait. I know what she's doing here. Swindling our money. She'll diagnose a couple of more problems. I won't pay a penny extra. Just change his bandages and leave. Yes, leave. -Change it. -Fine. Here you go. -Very good. You found the file. -Yes, I did. Now you leave, daughter-in-law. -We'll handle everything. -Yes. Vishaka here is an MBBS from IIM. She has 47-years of experience. Blood! Blood! -She's asleep. -Does blood make one sleepy? Why isn't she waking up? My Vishaka is awake! -My Vishaka is awake! -My... Mary...Mary... Mary Vishaka Batra. She's half Christian. Blood made her unconscious. We'll have to give her blood. First nurse I've come across, who faints at the sight of blood. Maybe she didn't eat dinner, and then the Dean's class at 8 am. Bet she didn't have breakfast either. And the hospital floor is always wet. No one cleaned that up either. -Let me give you a magical hug. -Sounds familiar. No, you must be having a short circuit. How are you, child? Get some rest. I'll call the doctor. Papa...what doctor? What rest? Nurses are human beings too. Hello. You? You weren't supposed to show up. I never said that. Emergency. Emergency. Call on 911. Papa. I think his heart's on fire. Who will light my cigarette now? Shyamlal, you idiot. Nothing is wrong with him. He's just pretending. -How can you say nothing is wrong? -Yes. Do you know how sick he is? He keeps going to the bathroom over and over again. What nonsense? You don't know. Sometimes he pees in his pants. What is it called? Incognito... No...international... Incontinence. I know because my uncle had it. See, mom. Now that's a nurse. Blessed with qualities. Then why didn't she put ointment on his wound? Are you serious? I personally rubbed cream on it, on the nurse's order. What's it called? Lubricant... Not this. Be quiet. And why didn't she put a bandage on it? She's carrying a bandage. Here's the bandage. This is a bandage. To cover the patient's eyes. He can only feel it. What's going on here? Confusion...which you have. You go. Go on. Die, scoundrels. Hello, sir. Yes, sir. I found the file, I am on my way. Yes... This is the BDSM rule no... This isn't your file, daughter-in-law. It's mine. Forget it. I'll get the file myself. Child, you better leave before my daughter-in-law returns. Yes. See you soon. Keep silence for some time. And your game hadn't even begun. Giri! Why is mom screaming now? Of course, she's going to scream if your room's in a mess. But you cleaned the room. Why would I clean it? Rascal, didn't grandpa tell you. He told you telepathically. And I got the file. Giri! Useless! Tell her I am dead. I am dead too. Kids...these days. Hey guys... Guys, we hope you liked this episode, Giri and Dadu are pretty chilled characters. But I don't think Giri talks to his grandpa about his personal problems Problem? You mean incontinence. It's not a big deal. With age and with issues like diabetes bladder issues are normal but for all these issues there is an easy solution Friends Adult Dry pants no stain no smell none of the issues get rid of all the bladder issues That's quite nice If you want to know more about them, then visit their website friendsdiaper.in The link is in description below And you can also contact on their toll-free number to know more. I hope grandpa gets these soon. That we'll find out in the next episode, till then keep commenting And for such awesome content subscribe to the Viral Fever." h6wkKrCM2Aw,"TVF's DaduGiri | Official Trailer Ft. Mayur More, Sharat Saxena & Ranjan Raj",2022-05-04T06:32:12Z,PT1M12S,339143,12321,309,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wkKrCM2Aw,," There was a crazy girl, She was in love with a guy. Secretly... She always says to mom about her friends... Maybe she wanted to see the world, Guess she thought her boyfriend... Was an a****le. Shyaamlal is giving signals from downstairs He has gone to give my letter to your friend Raman's Grandma Where did you drop him? Dropped him on the train to Gurgaon. He was travelling to Goregaon. Instead of the leave application, I sent my pic. Nude? According to the Giri, Rathod's house looks something like this. There are so many people behind the bars because of grandpa, even though they are innocent. My own father. Again your barking without me. What would you have done if you were in my place? Ba**** wants to know the truth. Yes, yes. Sleep princess, Sleep" 3it9gkXDs9A,Aarthik Sthiti thik na hai humari | Sandeep Bhaiya from Aspirants #Shorts,2022-04-26T12:41:08Z,PT1M,1896547,149801,929,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3it9gkXDs9A,, तो सुनी पर आपने कभी ऐसा नहीं सोचा कि अगर कि अब कुचिंग जॉइंट करते तो इसे थोड़ा बेटर नहीं होता आ और तब अरे कुछ तो और हेल्प मिलती [संगीत] में हेल्प मिलती है कर दो [संगीत] कि के बताओ और आर्थिक स्थिति ठीक है हमारी अ कि रोटी के बारे में सोचूं बापू की कि कुछ सिंह के बारे में सूचना कि यह लगता है कि उनका ध्यान रखें [संगीत] S3MiXfx1nyk,"Sapna nahi, AIM bolna shuru karo | Jeetu Bhaiyya | Kota Factory",2022-04-24T07:51:42Z,PT56S,213285,19998,48,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3MiXfx1nyk,, मैं तो एक बार यूज करना छोड़ो तुम लोग सपना आ मैं इसे यूज करने का मतलब है कि पहली मान चुके हो कुछ होना जाना तो है नहीं देखने की चीज देख ली मैं यह बोलना शुरु करो गेम जो सपने देखे जाते हैं यह मशीन के जाते हैं कि अब एवं बोलोगे तो जरूर लगेंगी तिरंगा सवाल आएगा रास्ता क्या है स्ट्रैटेजी क्या है क्या करना है एक बड़ा कर लिया था तो पूरे मोहल्ले परिवार को पता चल जाता है और पूरा नहीं हुआ ना तो यह चाहिए आंटियां बातें और बनाती है अरे भाई बड़ा हेम करो फाइट मारो और नहीं तो धड़ल्ले से बोलो ही एडवांस परिचय कोई डर किस चीज का है टॉर्च लाइट इसलिए मत करोगे उसको लाइट नहीं है सुंदर पर चाहिए अरविंद कृष्णा ऑडियंस है सत्य नडेला नहीं भी अ ए ब्राइट इसलिए मत करो कहां बढ़ाते अच्छा है पढ़ाने वाले मिल जाएंगे हर स्कूल कॉलेज में ID इसलिए ग्रहों की तरफ टमाटर लड़ने में कॉन्फिडेंस जाता लाइक jtXv-gNccP8,"If IIPL Teams Were Students Ft. Mayur More, Abhinav Anand & Anandeshwar Dwivedi | The Viral Fever",2022-04-19T06:30:13Z,PT8M20S,2211984,76874,1572,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtXv-gNccP8,, देवियों सज्जनों और क्रुणाल पंड्या को क्रिकेटर मानने वाले बुद्धिजीवियों बैटिंग होने के बाद फीलिंग टीम को करोड़ टाटा वेलकम तू क्लास प्रीमियर लीग पावर्ड बाय टाटा अभिषेक बच्चन की पिक्चर का नाम है गुरु इसी के साथ हम करेंगे हमारा अटेंडेंस शुरू आसान सब्जेक्ट में हग दे जो बहुत जोर वो है मेरा बेटा [हंसी] बेटा पंजाब तुम क्यों हंस रहे हो जितने भी पढ़ करनी है कर लो तुम कभी मुंबई नहीं बन पाओगे हाथों बन्ना भी नहीं है मुंबई पापा पढ़ेंगे कनाडा टोरंटो चलाएंगे ट्रक और ब्राउन मुंडे तुम मुझसे अल कोई सर गली कहां दे रहा हूं इसने सुबह मेरा पेन ले लिया था वही वापस मांग रहा हूं पेन कैमरा पेन चोर बदतमीजी नहीं चलेगी मेरी क्लास में कल अपने पापा को बुलाए तू जानता है मेरा बाप कौन है तमीज से बात कर सर तमीज से ही पूछ रहा हूं तू जानता है मेरा बाप कौन है सर मुझे भी नहीं पता 30 साल से ढूंढ रहा हूं प्लीज बता दीजिए [हंसी] फेवरेट है जिसका बड़ा पाव मेरे प्यारे मुंबई जरा अपना चेहरा तो दिखाओ अरे मास्टर साहब वो मुंबई से आज क्लास में नहीं पधारो सा अच्छा प्रेजेंट है सर मैं भी प्रेजेंट हूं मेरा भी अटेंडेंस मार्क कर दीजिए प्लीज यू नो लगा देता हूं म्यूजिक [संगीत] हे बॉयज वुड यू लाइक तो हैव सम कॉफ़ी कारण की कॉफ़ी गरम गरम कॉफ़ी [संगीत] [संगीत] कुछ तो शर्म कर ले बेंगलुरु सच तो यह है की अपने कैरियर की सबसे बड़ी दुश्मन आप ही हैं आपको कोई लक्ष्य ही नहीं है सोल्जर पापा पापा आप कब आओगे पापा [संगीत] [हंसी] मैं आपको बता डन की मैं यहां पे अपने अरे यार सुनो अरे हमारे दोस्त है ना वह उनका यह क्या बोलते हैं यह तबला अंदर है क्या हमें उनको देना है लिखकर पकड़ो अरे यह सब एक्टिंग इधर नहीं चलेगा [संगीत] चलो जल्दी जल्दी [संगीत] आई एम सॉरी जनाब आप लेट हो चुके हैं यू नो दर्स [संगीत] [संगीत] क्या बात है चेन्नई अगर ऐसे ही एफबी ले करते रहोगे तो एक दिन यूनिवर्सिटी मैं बोल रहा हूं ना ये है आकाश की वाणी अरे बेंगलुरु सब यहां पोस्ट कैंपस प्लेसमेंट पार्टी के लिए ड्रेस कोड सिलेक्ट कर रहे हैं तू यहां बैठकर कोडिंग कर रहा है तो वहां जाके क्या सिलेक्ट करना और ऐसे भी मुझे ड्रेस ज्यादा अपनी प्लेसमेंट की चिंता है [संगीत] यू नो आई नो दिस फीलिंग जब आप में कॉन्फिडेंस और पोटेंशियल तो होता है फुल टैक्स जावा डेवलपर और डाटा साइंस किसी भी कोर्स में रोल कर ले और कोर्स खत्म होने पर जॉब मिलना बिल्कुल पक्का 100% ब्रो लाइक माय दर्स चलो पार्टी करते हैं आपको तो पता है ना मुझे पॉल्यूशन से दिक्कत है अरे सुतली बम fodenge ए जा चीकू खिलाता हूं आज आज चीकू [संगीत] अरे भाई साहब आप यहां अकेली इतनी दुखी क्यों बैठे हैं अरे यार पापा आने वाला जो लंदन से आए नहीं अगर वह ए जाते तो मैं भी मोटिवेट हो जाता हूं मेरी भी विजय हो जाती अरे भाई सा तो इसमें कौन सी बड़ी बात हो गई देखिए हमारी मम्मी सा भी हमें मिलने नहीं आई लेकिन उन्होंने हमें मोटिवेट करने के लिए यह योग की सीडी दी है भाई यह योग की नहीं तुम्हारे बाप के पाप की सीधी है [संगीत] पर वैसे आप तो काफी पढ़े लिखे हैं काफी टैलेंटेड हो तुम इस कॉलेज की टीम क्यों नहीं बन गए देखो भाई हम सबकी किस्मत जियान जी आज ऐसी तो नहीं होती है [हंसी] [संगीत] दादा मैं तो ऐसे ही मतलब जिन्होंने एग्जाम में एक सच्चे स्टूडेंट की तरह ऐसे घुमा घुमा के आंसर दिए की सारे टीचर्स तक बोल्ड हो गए आज भी आपके जितने ग्रेट लेकर आना हर स्टूडेंट का सपना [संगीत] ही गैस वीडियो अच्छा लगा अगर अच्छा लगा तो प्लीज लाइक कीजिए और अपने दोस्तों के साथ शेयर कीजिएगा और अगर आप भी अपने वॉरिड है तो आप जाइए क्योंकि सिंपली लर्न लेके आया है जॉब गारंटी प्रोग्राम जिसमें दो कोर्सेज वैन इस डाटा साइंस एंड आदर डेवलपमेंट मैंने तो एनुअल कर लिया है गैस पर आप भी बिल्कुल टाइम वेस्ट मत करो और जल्दी से इनरोल करो सिप्पी लर्न के जॉब गारंटी प्रोग्राम में कॉन्टिनेंट के लिए सब्सक्राइब R_MYSDVvBi4,Jhonka Official Music Video | Gullak S3 | @paponmusic | @anuragsaikia6277 | Durgesh Singh,2022-04-14T09:00:12Z,PT4M33S,1088172,32105,1000,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_MYSDVvBi4,, कि [संगीत] मैं हवाओं का क्रिकेट यह झंझाल जाना जाना सखियों है लगे नहीं हाथों का विषय खोला है पहचाना सा क्यों है लगे सपना दोनों कथित अपना होंगे अलग होने खोजने में कुछ तो रहा है कि मैं हाथों का एक यह झंझाल जाना जाना सकूं शेयर लगाइए नहीं इलाकों का विषय को न है पहचाना समझोगे इन लग रहे हो [संगीत] शो मोर कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कर दो कि हौता ने तेरे अब्बा ने मेरे आईएफ थिस से थी सचिव रुके वास्ते कुछ हिस्सों से मेहनत कुछ किताबों से थे फिर भी मतलब मेज़ जवानों से फिर भी मैं हवाओं का इंग्लिश डुब का या ज्यादा राजपारा सखियों है लगे ई ई कि मैं धा तिं के कोण आया है पहचाना सकून रे रे रे कि [संगीत] [संगीत] खराब मत अपनी बात अपनी रातें अपने बातें अपनी डुबो सीईओ बंद मुट्ठी खुली चिट्ठी पढ़ रहा सकेगी थोड़े दाएं चलें ओढ़बा हे चली मतलब नीति राय है सोशल मीडिया तरह बुझाला कि के डुबवा जरा झालकु और अच्छी तो यह दोनों केंद्र तय को ना मैं पहचान आंसुओं है रह रहे हैं Sm7I8LLm0no,TVF's Gullak Season 3 | Official Trailer | Streaming Now on SonyLIV,2022-04-07T05:30:03Z,PT2M22S,742834,24559,945,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm7I8LLm0no,, कि अरे यार अनु गजब लूट है भाई यह देखो गिविंग थिस 15000 उपयोग यह बाबूजी बंद सेट किया होगा ना ₹1000 हम इसलिए असली नाम मैथ्स लैब मिसलेनियस यार मतलब वही शुरू वही राग वहीं साबुन वहीं जा वेलकम बैक किस्सों की उसे दुनिया में जहां मिडिल क्लास यह ठंडी है कि बदलाव की उम्मीद करना बेमानी है आज मुद्दों से अकाउंट में पैसा नहीं पड़ता इस चीज में बात कर लेने से मुंह टेढ़ा नहीं हो जाता तब तैयार हम चाहते हैं कि पहली सैलरी थोड़ा पैसा खर्च करें अपील करेगा या शिकायत गई तुम्हारी सैलरी कितनी है 17000 है पूरी हाफ मोक्ष बेटा और किया है जो कभी निगमों में हुआ करता था कानून तो उसकी किस्मत का नोट माउंट हुआ है बताई वह मिश्रा परिवार में दूसरा सैलरी सेविंग अकाउंट हुआ है कि आप हैं अंधेरी की बेटी पी रहें करा सकूं होंठों से चरस बोलते हैं भाग में रहना है तो यूनियन का साथ देना पड़ेगा ढूंढ नहीं चलाता बगरू नारियल बने रहना भी अच्छी बात नहीं है मिश्रा जी के लिए संतोष मिश्रा आपको तत्काल प्रभाव से निलंबित करने के निर्देश दिए जाते हैं कान की ऐसा क्या विभाग की राजनीति में हिस्सा नहीं लेते ना हम कम से कम राशि सब करते हैं तुम सुनो तब इनको अपने घर में राजनीति करनी है हरियाणा है कुमार देखना है चिकन बनाना है दारू पीना और जावेद अख्तर सुनना होगी हम कह रहे हैं कि खराब चल घर के मंदिर वाले पंडित जी को लेकर बिना खर्च आता है कि मुश्किलों और मुस्कुराहटों के बीच असल जिंदगी के हिस्से में कि गालियां नहीं यह दो अलबेले किस्से हैं कुछ नए से और कुछ नए किस्से लेकर आ गया है गुल्लक सीजन 3 का कलाकंद का है पापा ट्रांसफर में भेज देगा वे तरीके से इमानदार है तुम्हारा बाप है 0qLrJTsSn08,TVF's Trapped With A Fan | Ep 04 Ft. Abhishek Bachchan & Chote Miyan,2022-04-05T13:30:11Z,PT9M40S,3204495,167729,3395,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qLrJTsSn08,, हेलो अरे यार यह प्रिंसिपल ने छोटी सी बात पर पुलिस को कंप्लेंट कर दे यार हमने सिर्फ उनके ऑफिस का सीसीटीवी फुटेज अपने यूट्यूब चैनल पर दल दिया था अब usmein अंग्रेजी वाली मैडम ऑफिस में आया है इनको मनाने के लिए मणि जाएंगे नहीं मानेंगे तो देखूंगा [संगीत] सर एनुअल फंक्शन विल स्टार्ट सन विथ स्पीच आपको कोई डाउट है इसको बना रखा है अभी वो बनाया था वो कौन सा सुल्तान मिर्ज़ा का वो मेरी कश्ती तू वीडियो इसको इसलिए पूछ रहा था मैं इतने बुरे दिन तो नहीं आए की स्पूफ करना शुरू कर दो अरे शर्मा है तो समझ लेना हान सर अच्छा तो नहीं लगा कोई नहीं एडिटिंग में बहुत सारी chijen छुप जाती है [संगीत] आपने उसे फिल्म में क्या कम किया था की मजाक नहीं कर रहा मैं सच बोल रहा हूं आपने कौन सी पिक्चर की गुरु मतलब सर वह थोड़ा सा वैसे आप आगे का कन्वेंशन दसवीं [संगीत] वैसे लोग फालतू में बच्चन पांडे उसे कर लिया और मतलब बताओ ठीक है वैसे भी कॉल ए रहा है बेटा हेलो टाइम नहीं है हमारे पास हम केबीसी मटके में एक सवाल बोलेंगे 7 सेकंड में उत्तर तो सवाल है की बंटी बबली के मुख्य अभिनेता कौन द ऑप्शन बी अमिताभ बच्चन जी बच्चन पांडे या टीवी अरे ठीक है में हीरो में था जिस फिल्म में अमिताभ बच्चन ने उसे का में लीड कोई और कैसे हो सकता है अरे तुम बेटा मेरा नाम तो बंटी पिक्चर अमिताभ बच्चन दे लेकिन उनका नाम था दर्शन सिंह पिक्चर में बंटी और बबली मैन मैं हीरो था ना बेटा तुम अमिताभ बच्चन बी पे लगा थोक रो| ₹10 करोड़ [संगीत] पता है क्या मेरे को भी लग रहा था की मतलब आप होने चाहिए लेडिस में पता नहीं फिर भी सही जवाब हो गया घर में लड़ाई चल रही है क्या अरे चाची [हंसी] [संगीत] छोड़ो यार कोई तरीका है बॉडीगार्ड के साथ झगड़ा हो गया ना मेरे को ले लेते तो पूरा वीएफएस का खर्चा बच जाता बताओ एक कम करो आपके पास ही रहता था एक्चुअली गुड न्यूज़ है जो आपकी नेक्स्ट फिल्म के लिए हम साइड ढूंढ रहे द ना फाइनल हो गया कोई यूट्यूब वगैरा छोटे मियां कर के [संगीत] अरे नहीं [संगीत] [संगीत] ही गैस इफ यू लाइक और वीडियो प्लीज लाइक एंड सब्सक्राइब तू डी टीवीएफ यूट्यूब चैनल सही है पिक्चर एकदम वाली बहुत अच्छी एक्टिंग कारी उसने kNoVVdeRSGk,Bloody Fool Lyrical Video | Gullak S3 | Anurag Saikia | Irfan Khan | Durgesh Singh,2022-04-03T09:30:15Z,PT4M3S,557019,17080,680,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNoVVdeRSGk,, हुआ था मंचीय ब्लुटूथ में पिछड़ तू फोन पर ए करेजा वीरवार नदियां [प्रशंसा] कि [प्रशंसा] चलेंगे हम तीर्व [संगीत] पंजाब नाक तले प्रबलता जॉब लुट ले है पर टोटल राशि ले आ [संगीत] कर दो टॉर्च बंद अपना अच्छी तरह बंद सुपर खून ले बड़ी राशि वसूल [संगीत] करता जाएं तभी 5 करता जाएं लाख लेते आखिरी आखिरी करता करता है सब्सक्राइब कर ताजा लालकुआं खर्च यौन [संगीत] लुट लो अपने चित्तौड़ कि अ [संगीत] कि अ [संगीत] और सुनाओ [संगीत] कर दो के बावजूद अच्छी तरह झाल धुंध [संगीत] मैं तेरे रब मिला बुखार है परिस्थितियां लुट झलकेगी है तो जुड़ा तिल पूरे हो [संगीत] YT2QrBTc8Nk,"TVF's Break-up With Daughter Ft. Neena Gupta, Gajraj Rao, Shreya Singh & Siddharth Mishra",2022-03-11T10:34:39Z,PT11M5S,3228846,44529,781,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT2QrBTc8Nk,, वॉइस मेल मैसेजेस चला कि चला दे कर दिया नेक्स्ट गुड पांच कहां जा रहे हो को प्रातरू मेज़ भाई तक बढ़ाए 25 पे नोकरी 26 में छोकरी 30 में बच्चे और फिर उसके बाद उनकी पढ़ाई और बचपन के बाद मौत का इंतजार ना ऐसी घटिया जिंदगी नहीं जी सकते हैं हम लोग अपने पहले बच्चों के चक्कर में जवानी दीवानी नहीं हो पाई और अब सोसायटी का चक्कर आ जाए था वह सेक्रेटरी कि अगर रात को आप का म्यूजिक बहुत लाउड प्ले रहा था पपीता का म्यूजिक लोगों में कौन सुनता है पाप लगेगा टर्न कुछ ठीक है अरे कुछ तो लोग कहेंगे लोगों का काम है कहना छोड़ो इस सोसायटी को जहां पिक जाता है कुणाल और अनुकूल रहता है रहना बाल रहना कबीरचौरा बालकनी के तो आज की रहना जो है सिर्फ लता दीदी गाने चले हैं कौन-कौन है कि अ अ मैं आपको समझ आ कि [संगीत] नक्सल क्या है आप लोगों का एक कपल मी टाइमिंग ऑन कर रहा है इसमें इतनी कौन सी बड़ी बात हो गई नी टाइम का तेल को अपने ऊपर का भी तो ख्याल रखना चाहिए फास्टिंग को खाने के पास फूट करें पिज्जा पास्ता पैक कॉलेज और बढ़ जाएगा दोनों का कोलेस्ट्रोल बड़े-बड़े सच्चाई तो अपना सरप्राइज़ बताओ और में आज हम दो से चार होने वाले विंटर पैसा ट्रांसफर ट्रांसफर हो रहा है तो इसका मतलब इसका मतलब अब हम यहां रहेंगे आपके साथ हमेशा है है और पापा आप यह चॉकलेट चॉकलेट कल से बंद चल सुधीर न कोई चेंज हो कि चलो और फिर मजाक अली का गाना MP3 हुआ है [संगीत] कौन-कौन बात नहीं चाहेगा कि उसकी बेटी उसके साथ रहे पर यह तो मतलब सिंह इससे पहले कि दो पैक लगाने बैंक जाने की बजाए यह लोग हमें दो प्रोटीन शेक पिलाकर जिम भेज देना इनको यहां से फीड ओं हां यार मम्मी यह है आपको पता नहीं था बाहर बैठना होता है छोटे बच्चे हो क्या कितने रिस्पांसिबल यार फ्री इसमें मैं प्लांट्स लगाऊंगी पौधे रिसाइक्लिंग सुना है कभी [संगीत] उनकी उम्र में तो वहां जाना चाहिए [संगीत] तुमको की भाषा समझ में आती है ना तो उसकी भाषा में कहें कि अ पेरिस करके पॉइंट मिली थी ना जरा फिर जब [संगीत] नोटिफिकेशन वापस आ जी हा की सांस ली लौटा आफ मैं एक चीज दिखाने तुम जो भेजा है यह सिक्स पैक वाला है और यह जो है फैमिली पैक बना लेकिन दोनों ताबूत का जो साइज है तेलुगू सीन है तो मतलब क्या हुआ तय हुआ कि लाइक बहुत सारे प्रोडक्ट्स लिया करो नगर को स्वच्छ रखना है तो वह है आपका मम्मी-पापा रिलेशनशिप चप्पलें घिस गई थी कि सुलझाते-सुलझाते तुमको तो कर दो कौन सी वाली स्टेप कर लो सब लेकर जाएंगे और अलग ही रहे तो वायरल भी हो जाओगे मौसम खराब हुआ कल को और आपको वायरल हुआ तो कौन संभालेगा पापा अपनी स्कूटी का ख्याल नहीं रखा है मेरे पापा पता है ना कितनी छोरियां बढ़ यहां पर उसके लिए तो चिंता करने की बिल्कुल जरूरत नहीं है लिए को बेटा हमारी सिक्योरिटी चिंता तुम मत करो हमने घर में Tata प्रवेश के खिड़कियां व दरवाजे लगवाए हुए हैं चोरों की हिम्मत टूट जाएगी लेकिन दरवाजा नहीं टूटेगा पूछो क्यों हो को मजबूत स्टील का बना हुआ है वापा स्टील का दरवाजा लगा दूं घाघरे में बहुत पसंद आया तो जो अपना गोमती नगर में घर बन रहा है ना वहां के लिए भी हम लोगों ने यही दरवाजे और खिड़कियां सिलेक्ट कीजिए यहां लगाएंगे पापा भी सूरत में कहां इधर-उधर भटकोगे भटकने की जरूरत नहीं पड़ी हमने टोल फ्री नंबर घुमाया और लहसुन की टीम आ गई आई और उन्होंने पूरा डिजाइन में इन सब कुछ समझा दिया फिर उसमें पिसा रमेश कुमार हैं बड़ा * खटका बोला सर जी देखिए टाटा प्रवेश के दरवाजे हैं वह अपनी चौखट के साथ हैं आधे को समझाएगा में है पता नहीं है क्या हमने आलरेडी लगवाया आटा प्रवेश के दरवाजे तो आप खुश हुआ हो रहा है तो फिर अब क्या है कि वह बोला कि एक-दो दिन में डिलीवरी इंस्टालेशन सब वही लोग करवा देंगे और समझो के अगले पृष्ठों तक भर रेडी हो जाएगा वह मेरा तो एक ही निवेदन है कि तुम लोग दोनों की दोनों मियां-बीवी वहां प्रवेश कर जाओ और प्राइवेट सेटिंग ऑन करो प्रिवेसी का क्या है पापा और यह कोई थोड़ी ना पापा हमें अपना घर है कि आप हमारी चिंता छोड़िए वैज्ञानिक ने चिंता करें बच्चों की चिंता करते हैं वह अनु मलिक है वह पूरे देश को मुंबई मुंबई से लखनऊ ले रहे हो हैं तो हमारी टीम मुंबई इंडियंस का ख्याल रखते हैं अब दूसरी टीम के लिए कि नहीं आ जाएं इससे घर में रहना चाहिए अनु मलिक की बात मत सुनो तुम्हारे पति पत्नी हैं अपने पति को जरूर नहीं गुलाम नहीं समझना चाहिए अब बताओ कि यह है में [संगीत] ही यह बुश कि सक्सेना साहब है ना सक्सेना साहब का जो होता है ना उसको आज कुछ स्पेशल बनने का बड़ा खतरा है तो उसकी आह प्रॉपर्टी आने वाला है तो हम लोग सोचते हैं कि उसको बर्थडे में यह गिफ्ट दे देंगे बेटा है [संगीत] कि आज मैं तुमको नहीं छोड़ूंगा कॉटन नेट पैक रिचार्ज कितने हमको नहीं करूंगा वाला हूं [संगीत] हां भाई ग्रेट होगी संबंधित खबरें आई थीं कि यहां है जो आप लोग उनकी बिटिया इंपॉर्टेंट मीटिंग समझ में नहीं आ रहा होगा बहुत कम लोग थे तो तेरे क्यों क्या हो गया दोनों को मैं पागल थी कि सुबह का ट्रांसफर करवा कर यहां चलिए पता है क्यों कि घंटे टॉकटाइम गाइस आपको नहीं समझ आ जाना लड़कों को ना पूरी जिंदगी मिलती है अपने मां-बाप के साथ सेंड करने के लिए लड़कियों का क्या पहले शादी कर लो शादी करके ससुराल जॉब लगेगा ससुराल से भी छुट्टी आया सभी आयामों के साथ जस्ट बने रहने यहां पर लेकिन आप लोग तो लगी उस पर राख चल रहा है जो कि नहीं ना तुम्हें जो कल से ना वही होगा आज घर में जो आप लोग सकते गुड नाइट है झाल डुबरी को वाइफ इन थे बाबा है अच्छा आ मैं आपको का गाना गाने अच्छे वही होगा जो आप चाहते हैं मैं आपको डांस करना है ना आपको पार्टी चाहिए मुझे एक्सरसाइज चाहिए कि यह राना सलूशन ऐ थे मम्मी ने सब बता दिया मुझे अ कि आपके लिए टाइम इंग्लैंड के बारे में एक गलती मेरी है कि मैं आपकी बेटी बनकर आपका लाइफ स्टाइल चेंज करना चाहती थी घर पर हो तो मैं आपके फ्रेंड बनकर भी कर सकती हो ना अच्छा ठीक है गुड नाइट कल रात के लिए हमारी तरफ से भी से सॉरी सी का करें सम्मान किशोर फ्रेंडशिप में नो सॉरी नो थैंक्यू सो ओं कि इन कमेंट कि युवराज इन कपड़ो बेटा डांस एक्सप्रेस करने के लिए होता है जरूर करें बटन प्रैंक ठीक है [संगीत] के नीचे की धुंध और गौरव की साइड कर लिया हमने तो बताओ यह बचपन से ही है बचपन से कि अगर आपको हमारा यह वीडियो पसंद आया तो इसे लाइक और शेयर करें और कमेंट में भी बताएं कि आपको कैसा लगा अपने घर की सेफ्टी और सिक्योरिटी इंच और करने के लिए आज ही Tata प्रवेश के टोल फ्री नंबर को डायल करें 1800 4199 200 टाटा प्रवेश अकेला ही काफी है काफी है kBlabAHicBo,TVF's Rewind Of 10 Years,2022-02-25T06:30:15Z,PT2M57S,643762,59833,2646,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlabAHicBo,, यहां पर आपको jajmon का ummidon का nirashaon का अनगिनत कहानियां सुनने को मिलेगा [संगीत] [संगीत] नहीं इस घर में बुलेट आएगी और ना स्कूटी इस घर में आएगा तो बस हंटर भर अरे इन्वर्टर इन्वर्टर [संगीत] डी सैन एंड्रियास एंड डी मून डी राइट एवरीथिंग इस ऑल राइट एंड थिंग्स [संगीत] [संगीत] आई लव यू काजल मेरी जोड़ी हर गार्डन में अच्छी लगती है स्पेशली सरसों [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] हम लोग तीन मिलते हैं तो कुछ एक्साइटिंग कांड होते हैं वर्ण लाइफ तो वैसे ही बोरिंग [संगीत] बहुत ही खूबसूरत [प्रशंसा] muUhJ8fyRxE,10 Years Of TVF | Your Life... Our Frames,2022-02-21T11:48:49Z,PT1M45S,375850,41491,2380,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muUhJ8fyRxE,, झालर कुछ जिंदगी कैसी है पहेली हाय मीडिया कभी तो हंसाए कभी ये रुलाए की जिंदगी कैसी है पहेली हॉल धो लें अरे कभी तो हंसाए कभी ये रुलाए है [संगीत] और सुनाओ कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कि कोई भी देखो मन नहीं जागे ई ई मैं पीछे-पीछे सपनों के फार्म गई थी आज ही के दिन सपना बधाइयां में चला जाए थानों से शांत बैठे कहां दिन लगी ये कैसी है पहेली आईईए है अरे कभी तो आ शेयर हैं है अभी यह भूल जाए मजनू हुआ है i3MeFJsawqo,A Day in the Life of a UPSC Aspirant ft. Naveen Kasturia | TVF Aspirants,2022-02-17T11:24:09Z,PT43S,4201815,264148,571,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MeFJsawqo,, आज मेरा दिन बिना हिंदू से शुरू होता है और योजना पूरी तरह खत्म हो है यहां तक कि मुझे तो लगाया लक्ष्मीकांत मेरे को था दूंगा दोस्त हैं कि चीन विपिन जगह मेरे चर्चाएं इन्फॉर्मेशन वेस्टर्न दूर के रिश्तेदार भी ताने देते हैं कि यूपीएससी इतना आसान नहीं है रोशनी खाना है तो मैं तो सिर्फ टाइम फिर भी एनिवर्सरी खत्म हो रहा है यह पूरी तरीके से समझाते रखना रोड बना बनाकर अंगूठे के घर प्रिंट बदल गया मेरे से थे व्होल के सपने आप में मैडम उचाइयां नहीं में बम फोड़ दिया ऐसे 750 इंच है और फिर भी अपना निवेश डुबो पर हमेशा अ I9ZcXeLpCSA,Tere Jaisa ft. TVF Characters | Valentine's Day Special,2022-02-14T09:07:40Z,PT45S,451695,15182,91,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ZcXeLpCSA,, श्रुति थे सीसीईए तेरे होने से बचाने के लायक तो अगस्त उंगली नहीं कुंठित है कि शायद तेरे ख्वाबों के लाए हमारा एक नया वाहन अधिक कहां है क्या कर रही है तू कोट आधा हिस्सा मैं तेरे तेरे कि नौकरी मीडिया था दो [संगीत] afPJ8QRd5hU,Valentine's Day ft. Permanent Roommates | TVF,2022-02-11T06:16:56Z,PT45S,992901,36476,125,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afPJ8QRd5hU,, यह मुझे नहीं मना वैलंटाइंस डे मुझे नहीं जाना है बाहर वहीं दो कैंडल्स और हॉट वाले बलून और उस चुपके-चुपके जो 195 का होता है फ्रेंड रेमेडीस हैं और कौन सी रोमांटिक फिल्में केस हार दिवसीय 258 रीमेक मुझे नहीं देखना है प्लीज प्लीज लेट मी बीच इस लंबी टुक ए प्रीमिस आफ यू लव मी जिस लेट मी भी प्लीज थे व्होल डे कर दो कि अ [संगीत] 5K_5FFvFgxM,Sirf 21 Din ft. Jeetu Bhaiyya | TVF Kota Factory,2022-02-04T06:48:28Z,PT30S,2759550,197354,228,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K_5FFvFgxM,," 121 जिनमें ज़्यादातर जाती है कोई ज्यादा छूट जाती मुझे शॉपिंग की प्रॉब्लम थी हाउ टो ड्रॉ बैक देंगे झूठी ना बस एक दिन छोड़ा है उसके बाद घर गर्लफ्रेंड फैकल्टी ड्राइवर ड्राइवर की लुगाई सब क्या के ढोल पीट दिया यहां तक ठेल वालों को 2,000 दे दिए कि सिगरेट पीने नहीं दे रहा है दुनिया के आगे था कि टोरपीडो के लिए थोड़ी पीने देगी शुरू में थोड़ी तलब लगी थोड़ी और 21 इन आते-आते चीजों को" OtQ1p0LTxpQ,Bhaisahab Confidence Gir Jata Hai ft. Jeetu Bhaiyya | TVF Kota Factory,2022-01-27T06:41:07Z,PT56S,525715,45166,133,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ1p0LTxpQ,, कि बच्चे 2 साल में कोटा से निकल जाते हैं कोटा सालों से बच्चों से निकलता क्या करता है कोटा तुमको दुनिया से काट कर रख देता है फिर कहां किसकी सरकार गिरी किस की किस से शादी हुई आईपीएल किसने जीता यह सब कोई मैटर नहीं करता लाइफ में मां-बाप भाई-बहन रिश्तेदार दोस्त यार सब पीछे छूट जाते हैं तो यहां पर मिल जाते अकेले अवस्था क्या एट यहां पर दूसरा स्पाइडर करते तो इस कच्ची उम्र में जो किसी चीज की तहे दिल से चाहते हो ना फिर दो चीजें होती है अगर मिल गई तो सुकून है चिले घर पर नहीं बनाना तो फिर मिलते चले सी चुभन सेल्यूट भाई साहब कॉन्फिडेंस गिर जाता है में वृद्ध या नहीं समझना उतना आदमी गुलों से समझने लगता है कि कितना से कितना अच्छा कोई मिल गया मैं अच्छा नहीं लगता आईडी बनी है HvATO-V2log,Kon Kehta Hai Aasmaan Mein Suraakh Ho Nahi Sakta | SK Sir from TVF ASPIRANTS,2022-01-21T06:06:37Z,PT31S,868964,82555,202,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvATO-V2log,, और आप सब लोग पोएम्स पढ़ते होंगे उनके बीच होने के लिए ऊ मेरा फेवरेट पोयम यह फेवरेट पंक्तियों के साथ शेयर करते हैं है कि कौन कहता है आसमां में सुराख हो नहीं सकता कौन कहता है कि आसमान में सुराख हो नहीं सकता एक पत्थर तो तबीयत से उछालो यारों को अजय को [संगीत] f2MrvbTIbx0,Kahin Thor Dikhe Na | Official Lyrical Video | @anuragsaikia6277 | @varun_wave | Avinash Chouhan,2022-01-15T06:30:05Z,PT4M25S,445159,14614,545,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2MrvbTIbx0,, मुझे मंडे मॉर्निंग सबको जो शेयर अपना आ स्टेटस को चेंज करने का इसलिए कोई पढ़ाई के बारे में सोचता है कोई चंद्र फैमिली प्लानिंग के बारे में सोचता है का मंडे इस वीकली रिमाइंडर के आप अपना लाइफ से खुश शहद या उसको चेंज करना चाहते हैं कि कहीं इग्नोर दिखेणा साथ यौन इस रुख का मीडिया जाए तस्कर जाए रोज विपरण आ तो बुजदिल धो को इस Dual से टूट कर बिखरा उस डुएल में मिलना कि रखना क्यों झूठे शिकवा हर हाल में चलना है चलना ऐसा क्रॉस राहों मे है पगला महसूस आंवलों कुछ दर्द विन थम ओं ने सर्जरी बीते कल ने खोली है फिर से खिड़कियां आर्थर ओर यादों की बौछार ही रोक पाए ना कहीं अंधेरा सा त्यौहार फिल्म Ae कि मैं वसुंधरा पता है कि उस फिल्म ने कितने साल मुझे इसकी कटिंग करनी है सरवाइव करने का तरीका सिखाएं दृश्यों में कर दो मैं इसमें फील करते थे बटों पर बैंक लोन ट्राइड टो स्केल थे कि इंग्रीडिएंट वीर है ये दो-दो इंच खुद के आगे बढ़ देखना इवन चोली use the Light दीए बर्तन फिर भी हम पर ना कुछ संघ भी ले जाए ना लंबा है तेरे संग जूझे हो हमार रंगे इन हंसी सुबह अदम करके चलें अब कहते हैं हम आंखों में हमने बोधि को हो नजीर वे और शैक्षिक खेल को रखेंगे मन के आधीन लें अब इन आंकड़ों लाख सकेंगे भर के रावण में तक फिर है कुछ तो कमरे आलम हुए दी है अब तुम ऐसे बेटे हैं कर्ज कि चलेंगे हो दर्द देखकर ने खोली है फिर से खिड़कियां आर्थर ओर यादों की बौछार धार उपाय आ गई घोर दिखेणा सायरा इसी रॉक जमीन जाए तो [प्रशंसा] [प्रशंसा] कि अ JkEw_Lv8rF0,Outburst leads to OUTPUT | TVF Cubicles Season 2,2022-01-14T09:48:10Z,PT53S,326512,16119,113,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEw_Lv8rF0,, सब्सक्राइब सिगरेट यू कि सॉरी फॉर दैट सॉर्ट ऑफ अ को लाइक टेंशन 110 सेंस आफ अच्छी है मैं अच्छी हूं आप मुझ पर चिल्ला कर तुम्हारा फ्रस्ट्रेशन दूर हुआ कि नहीं आ अरे यू नॉट फॉरगेट मी युवर शूटिंग डोंट लाइक ऑफिसर मैं तो बस आउटलेट है को प्रेस टेंशन दूर हो गया दिमाग क्लियर हो गया और कोड फिक्स हो गया हेलो हाउ टो एड टू आउटफिट्स आप मुझ पर चिल्ला के तुम्हारा प्रॉब्लम सॉल्व हुआ है अत इस माइ अचीवमेंट कर दो giUpytnj-5U,TVF's Education Qtiyapa: Maths vs Biology,2022-01-11T06:30:13Z,PT11M50S,1667313,108930,4760,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giUpytnj-5U,, में बहुत 14 साल हो गए हैं इतने अपनी पूरी लाइफ इन कंप्लीट कर लेता है और तुम्हारे पापा से बात नहीं कर पा रहे हैं पापा अ कि तुम जानती नहीं मेरे पापा को यह गड्ढा भरने में कितने दिन लगेंगे पास आज यह जब से लोगों को एक डर लगता है तुमको अकेले के दिन लगेंगे ना झूठा इकरार से बचाएगा मेरे मैच से इतनी ऑप्शंस में इतने ऑफिस देखी वर्कर्स की डेफिशियेंसी चेक करते हैं तो सोचो बहू के लिए क्या-क्या क्राइटेरिया हुई 12 कि इस ऐप को देख के तुमको क्या दिखता है घ्र फ्रूट प्लेटेड पता मुझे क्या नजर आता है कि यह लव ऊ ई विल नॉट सीम जीवा तुम किसी भी कोर्स क्यों और मैं पीसीएम तुझे क्या फर्क पड़ता है पापा को फर्क पड़ता है क्योंकि उनके लिए सिर्फ एक ही चीज मैटर करती है एनएचएस एक वैश्या रस वह शादी के लिए कभी नहीं मारेंगे रिसर्च सैंटर को स्विच ऑन हुआ है [संगीत] थे इनिशियल पॉइंट से शुरू करते हैं यह बहुत ही पर मंगल का फेवरेट जिस में लोग लड़कियों की फिगर देते थे मैं उनके फ्री बॉडी डायग्राम इंट्रस्टेड था वैसे तो मेरी किसी से दुश्मनी नहीं सिवाय तो ढूंढ और यह भाइयों ने दी सेक्शन वाली जीवा दो को सब्सक्राइब बटन कर दिया इसलिए आज मम्मी पापा थे थ्री गर्मी नहीं है कि अ [संगीत] कि जीवन को देखते ही फर्स्ट टाइम ऐसा लगा कि मुझे न्यूटन की तरह लाइफ केयर नंबर ऑफ 23 अकेले नहीं उतार दूं तो बस फिर क्या है मैं उसके ऑफिस में अपने इलेक्ट्रॉनिक ट्रांसफर करने के लिए पहुंच गया जीवा स्प्रिंग भौतिक को तुम्हारी ऑर्बिट चाहिए तो क्या तुम सिंगल हो नहीं बीम ए मैप मल्टीसेल्यूलर सुना दो ए सिंगल कहां से हुई [संगीत] वैल्यू भी लाइक सेलिब्रेशन ऑफ महिलाए व मैं तो सच ही कहते हैं ऑफिस चार्जेस अट्रैक्ट की चैनल पर यह कौन बताएगा कि वह को निशान को भी वेलकम करती है का जीवन नहीं जाते ना पापा के पास प्लीज प्लीज प्लीज नहीं जाते ना सकते हैं हमसे नहीं आ कि पश्चिम के हिसाब से आंसर होगा बिल नंबर पापा भी किचन में है कर दो है बालों के पापा जी थे इंफिनिटी बाबा अ फोन को कॉल किया था यह फ्रंट पर करवाया था मैं बाथरूम की घंटी बजा चलो अंदर ऑफ तुम ही हो [संगीत] [संगीत] 12345 पर लिखा है चलने वाले का नाम पिंप्वाइंट व्वे रोमान स्क्रिप्ट से यह दो क्यों एक छोटा सा है कि यह गर्लफ्रेंड है तुम्हारी ने बस सोचते हैं मतलब पापा हम्म मैं इसके ऑर्बिट ऑर्बिट में हूं मतलब बहुत एक मतलब पापा पेमेंट ग्रैविटी इधर इन दोनों एक दूसरे से प्यार करते हैं और शादी करना चाहते हैं अगर मैं क्यों करुंगी तुम्हारा इंटिग्रेशन एक साइड से चल रहा है तो इसकी वैल्यू उतनी है ए कार 14 साल का कि 21 लाख 3840 मिनट जो मेरे साथ डिनर पानी लेकर आओ आ इस प्रकार जीरो को सिलेक्ट वाइट करने वाली बातें करता है हैं यह आटे में पानी है कि हम छठ मनाएंगे ठीक है कि ऐसी वीडियोस तो 99 पर सेंट लुइस कर देते हैं यह सब ठीक है को देख सकें क्या था दूंगा मैं कि 990 यह कोई मैच कस्टमर नहीं बोल सकता क्या नाम है तुम्हारा हां जी वाह वाह है और पिताजी का में वनस्पति सूजन उज्जैन उज्जैन तक ट् [संगीत] कि किसी भी कोर्स तुम्हें पता है हम फेशियल कोर्स हैं मैं तुम्हें दुनिया में ही गलती मेरी थी पीसीबी और पीसने के विशेषज्ञों अभी बनी नहीं सकती और अगर क्वेश्चन बंध गई ना तो इसका सलूशन से रिटायर हो गए राजधानी हमारे समाज महिला यह इंटरकोर्स बैलेंस कभी नहीं हो सकती है चार कॉर्ड्स क्या सोच के लिए उसे क्या फर्क पड़ता है बहुत ही कब अंदर जो अपनी पूंछ से टेंशन अपना आपके थक जाता है तो मेरे पास है आता है दर्द की दवा के लिए और अगर मैं नहीं होती तो बहुत ही खाड़ी रोज नया बंदा लेकर आता है कि यह मेड फॉर इच अदर अपने मौका तो दीजिए मौका चाहिए ना भैया देखता है तुम्हें इतना पता है हमारी परंपरा तो फिर उठा और स्टेटस के बारे में शाम के पास 62 प्रपोज 538 और 14वें रैंडमली से देख लेता है तीन साल पहले ही शुरू हो जाएंगे ठीक है मेघनाद करता हूं [संगीत] नार्मल और उसके हम तो यहां पर रजिस्ट्रेशन में की बात कर रहा था इसमें क्षेत्रफल calculate करते हैं अ अच्छा ठीक है एक आसान सवाल पूछता हूं व्हाट इज द शिवा रेड्डी मेज़ जिससे फसलों के [संगीत] बारे में कुछ पता ही नहीं है वे इसे अपनी फैमिली के साथ ही है यह में नहीं हो सकता है कि पेटी हमारी को किसी ने काम तो आप अरे प्रीटी समय किसी को यूज होती है आपको डिफरेंस क्रिएट इंडिकेशंस टाइम होता है ट्यूसडे बातें मत करो कम हम लोग दिमाग का सिर्फ बैकग्राउंड बनाते हैं आपको यूज करना पड़ता है तुम लोग मैटर के बारे में लेते हैं और डर के हाथों डर लगता है कि 14 साल फैब्रिक जैसे इंजीनियरिंग उसमें पढ़ नहीं रहे इस आकस्मिक एक आईटी कंपनी ऑडिट उसमें से गांव में विटामिन ई की गई अरे कंप्यूटर पर कॉलेज जाती है मात्र 40 तक टेस्ट थोड़ी देर तक मिलता है अरे जलते हो तुम लोग क्योंकि मुन्ना भाई एमबीबीएस है कितने पैसे कमा कमा लें रहेगी फ्रीयर्स के नीचे ही की तो रुकते ही खत्म हो तुम इस पॉइंट को दबाना मत करना है है पिंपल ट्रैक्टर्स धुंधली नहीं थी बस करो बस करो लगा रखा हो पापा कोर्स ओं कि क्या स्पोर्ट्स में जो कि आप हमारी खुशियां नजर नहीं आ रही है बहुत कोई भी चीज गलत या सही नहीं होती है बस फ्री मोड रेफ्रेंस की बात होती है की स्थिति स्थल हम तीनों के पास है बस मतलब हम अपने हिसाब से निकाल देना मुझे पता है कि आप हमें मंडप ने सेवन सर्कुलर मोशन नहीं लेने देना चाहते क्योंकि आपके रिकॉर्ड आलम यह बहुत ही है यहां पर शादी के बाद थोड़ा जीव हमें जाने के लिए थोड़ा हम जीवा को जाएंगे ऐसे ही तो बनता है आपका नंबर नाइन पापा सारे नेगेटिव पॉजिटिव न्यूट्रल को मिलाकर न्यूट्रल नहीं जीरो कहते हैं वहीं बा अ कि पापा प्यार का अंडर रूट ना कोई भी लगा सकता है और प्यार का सफर लगा सके ऐसे कुछ लोग होते हैं कि मुझे लगा था आप के रहते मेरे लाइफ में हमेशा खुशियों के वैभव है यहां पर आपको लाइट की तरह दिल्ली सरकार निकले पापा चलो जीवन इस पापा की बनाई दुनिया से कहीं दूर बस तुम और में आइसोलेट मिनट रुक जा बेटा आ आ रही वन पेंशन सेवर मोड ऑफ सुनकर मेरी आंखें खुल गए हैं कि [हंसी] सच्चा हो क्या और क्या हो रहे हैं तुम्हारा एक पंचमी हो रहा है बाय नार्मल एक्सटेंशन मुझे पता था तुम फट्टू तो हुई जिसने मैंने पहले यंग गर्ल्स कांटेक्ट कर लिया पर हमने ब्लैक बढ़ाएं समझ नहीं पाया तो अपने आप को अ जो बेक आर्म होल उससे डरता रहा लेकिन यह भूल गए कि जिस मैच में सब्ट्रेक्शन है उसी में एडिशन भी है यह कोर्स वगैरह तो इंसान ने बनाया मीटर है हेलो हाउ तो एक ही है कि तुम्हारी शादी की वाशिंग होगी कि लोग क्या कहेंगे कि मुझे कोई चिंता नहीं कि लॉक का बेस्ट तो मैं यह चेंज कर देता हूं और अब तो मिस मैट्रिक का पाठ बनने वाली हो तो घर के बड़ों का आशीर्वाद लेना बहुत जरूरी है और इस घर के सबसे बड़े हैं कि यह है तेरे थ्योरम कभी प्रोडक्ट कभी सम सॉल्व कर लेंगे हम कभी प्रॉडक्ट कभी सम भाई कि कोर्स के बैरियर तोड़ और चमके ओंस वेंट नहीं आयोनिक अब आप सोच रहे होंगे यह बहुत ही केमिस्ट्री की तरह की बातें कर रहा है वह क्या हुआ था मैंने एक वोट वाला बैरियर तोड़ दिया है आप भी थोड़ी सी कि शिकायत सौंप चुके पापा के घर पर क्रिसमस ट्री आप और यह कौन है ए थे ऑक्स युक्त लेट्यूस क्रिएटिव क्लाउड प्रिंट और डिपार्टमेंट हे गाइस तो कैसा लगा वीडियो अगर अच्छा लगा हो तो इसे लाइक करें और कमेंट करें और अपने सारे दोस्तों के साथ शेयर करें और हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में लिख कर यह भी बताएं क्यों और किस किस टॉपिक पर वीडियो देखना चाहते हैं और ऐसे मिडिंग वीडियोस देखने के लिए प्लीज सब्सक्राइब टू टीवी ऐप Vj5ETqgDspk,Naveen's Motivational Speech | Bulb Jalega Boss | TVF Pitchers,2022-01-06T08:01:29Z,PT39S,694539,53421,183,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5ETqgDspk,, nobadi इंवेंटेड एंड इंजन डी फर्स्ट टाइम बट डी केप्ट ऑन ट्राईंग डी केप्ट वर्किंग कमरे में अंधेरा है और आपको बुल जलाना है ना तो स्विच बोर्ड में हाथ पैर मारते रह लोगे किसी ना किसी स्वच्छता लाइट जल जाएगी बॉस गांधी जी ने कहा है यार के लाइफ में कोई भी प्रॉब्लम हो ना उसका एक ही सॉल्यूशन है सर झुका और कम करो ये सब ये मेंटल ये एंजेल इन्वेस्टर्स ये इवेंट ये सब एक्सटर्नल फैक्टर्स मैंने आपने नहीं है यार मेरा आप में क्या है मेरे साथ में मेरा कम है और जब भी मुझे ऑपर्च्युनिटी मिलेगी ना कम करके फाड़ दूंगा -xtW5UOgYWQ,"TVF's Dish-Yum (Drishyam spoof) ft. Chote Miyan, Badri & Sachin Negi",2022-01-05T06:30:14Z,PT15M16S,2351467,105325,2569,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xtW5UOgYWQ,," Hold it from below. Leave it, child. Do you have a handkerchief? Leave it. What the... No, Ajju. No, no, no... Rascals. When you've stuffed your faces alone then why are you crying? We're not crying. Our faces are burning. It was very spicy. - Wasn't that fun? - Yes. Very tasty. Water. What if someone comes looking for the tiffin? Water? Do you have mint or sugar? Now listen to me carefully. If anyone asks then tell him we were not in the hostel on 2nd and 3rd October. But isn't this month of December. ""Who stole my slumber? You did."" Child, where do you think you're sticking your hand in? That's not a cigarette. There's a hole in my pocket. Brother Vijay, will the wardens break your ass. Hey... why will they beat me? No, they won't, they will break your ass. Vijay, I forgot to tell you something. The tiffin box belonged to the chief warden. When his entire family was burning in fire, she entered that fire like a messiah and saved this tiffin box. Lie. I cannot stand lies. Chop off my arms and legs and shoot me in the head, but I can't stand lies. Make me stand out during my girlfriend's threesome, but I can't stand lies. You're making me do Drishyam's parody, I can't stand this shoot. I can't stand lies. I can't stand lies. Asshole. Say asshole. Asshole. For the first time, something made my eyes and my mouth water. Madam, I saw this tiffin cover in Vijay Chalmohankar's hands. Vijay Chalmohankar. Let's make him silent forever. But madam, we weren't here on 2nd and 3rd. That day Topper Swami got friend-zoned, so we all went over to Swamijis to hear sad songs. Where he gave a long speech on girls only like bad boys. Then? Then what? He keep talking and we were listening and time goes on we didn't realised. What? Then what? He keep talking and we were listening... Hey! Speak louder. After that my trimmer wasn't working properly, so Ajju got me this. I've got such good beard lines, now even Neha's floored by me. She called us on a date and we all three went, where she ordered three plates of Pav Bhaji. You must have bills to prove this nonsense. Who pays the bill in the hostel? But I've that day's ""When will you pay your bills asshole."" messages, Dhandani. Hey, how dare you call the warden by her pet name. Call his friends. Everyone will have a viva. But Vijay said when you guys got there the Swami was crying aloud. Anuradha, please come back. Otherwise, after rejecting my love you'll see my Instagram. No, that happened later. We reached there at 20:30 hrs. He was yelling Anuradha, you're a gold digger. Take all your gifts back. That was it. Yes. Then? Then what? Anuradha took all her gifts back. T-shirts, speakers, school, bag. Soap, pillow, bed, windows, and even the Swami's younger brother. I swear... On the 2nd and 3rd... We were not in... The hostel. Stupid editor. Will you let me hear anyone answer properly? Gaitonde, those who can't solve match the column even with chits, how can their answers match so correctly? Do one thing. Call all the characters of this story. Go Gaitonde. Yes, madam. They borrowed my bike on the 2nd. I gave them because the real police were looking for me for stealing that bike. That's a real case. What you're doing here can be done by anyone... Who is giving me a massage? Neha, you're having a rebound phase. Every day you go on a date with a new guy. Then why do you remember Vijay's face? Ma'am, he was shaving in the canteen's bathroom. After that, his face was looking so cute that I cannot forget. And ma'am, even his two friends showed up on the date. After stuffing their face with pav bhaji they say, if you're a real feminist then split the bill. I was about to agree but then they showed me their three months bill. One, two, three, four... That's when I made a run for it. Yes, ma'am. Vijay did come to my stall on the 3rd, and told me about Topper Swami's preaching. All girls are gold diggers so you useless lot are completely safe. He also said your dad doesn't have to be a confectioner for you to be a sugar daddy. Everyone is lying, Gaitonde. A warden can tell whether her students are lying or not from their style of speaking. Hey... What is this style of speaking? Madam, he's saying that Topper Swami is in the hostel. Swami, you get friend-zoned five times in a day. I've done it four times personally. Then how can you be sure that Vijay came to hear sad songs on the 2nd? You see, madam. My photo got viral in the girl's hostel. #swamiisapatheticloser Vijay's in it too. He reposted it two hours ago. See. With #ithappenedonthe2ndSwamidon'tforget Say this even if the warden asks. - Understand. - What? Two hours ago. Madam, they returned my bike two hours ago. And said sorry we took your bike on the 2nd. I said it's okay. Then he said remember we're taking your other bike as well. Why the other one? He's an Ajay Devgn fan. Have you seen Singham? The Police file real cases in Singham, What you're doing is... So they went back two hours ago and recreated this story in everyone's mind that all this happened on the 2nd and 3rd. That's why that boy said he's blind whereas he's not blind. Madam, don't slip into Andhadhun yet. This is a spoof of Drishyam. [Regional language] The Hindi one, madam. Fuck. Vijay... we know everything about your dinner plan. Now quietly tell us the truth. Where did you hide the tiffin box? We really don't know where your tiffin is. I believe honesty is the best policy. I respect my elders, I chew my food properly and I go to bed on time. Even you are a...fatso. You can understand my pain. Please tell me about the lunch box I'll tell you. Lunch Box was Irfan's best film. - Nawaz was okay, but Irfan was awesome. - Quiet! Talking nonsense. Nawaz was fantastic too. Gaitonde, I want the truth. Do what it takes. Look...tell us the truth or else I'll make you clean the room. I really don't know. I don't know anything. Come on. Clean it properly. Sir, please. Sir, if he cleans the place the entire room will be clean. Fatty, I will make you clean the bathroom. How dare you hold the cleaner's broom? How dare you hold the cleaner's broom? Will you stick it between your legs and play Quidditch? - Do I? Open your leg... - Ma'am, the media's here. What? For them? Madam, it's the social media. They want you to let Vijay go, otherwise, they will make Juhu Challenge Reels in the hostel. Joe Gaitonde, leave them. Leave it. Hi, child. Look. Do you want it? Do you? Come on. Come on. Come. Where is it? Look! I am a complete rascal. I only made them clean the room. I will make you clean yourself. Bathe you in bubbly, lukewarm water. And burst your bubble in the bubble bath. No. I won't bathe you with my own hands, because my hands will become dirty. I will clean 99.99% of your germs with this mop. No, no, no... Joe Gaintonde, wait. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Meet me outside and I'll tell you. Why you... There... Gaintonde. Child. Child. Get your hand out of my pocket, See guys, this Gaitonde made our child clean the place. This Gaitonde broke our child's doll. This Gaitonde gouged our child's eyes out. Even her kidneys, her guts, and her heart. And after getting him castrated he says he'll eat her chocolate too. Will you eat the child's chocolate? Beat him. Beat the rascal. Beat him. Beat him. Beat him. Beat him. Ma'am, let's get out of here. Otherwise, these kids will eat your Tic Tac and my Kit Kat. Let's get out of here. - ""Who stole my slumber? You did."" - Vijay, you never told us where you hid the tiffin? That secret will stay buried in my heart, Ajju. Rascal, this Police station is not your property, that you came here to dig up the place and bury the tiffin box here. Why you... Vijay, the new warden's called you. Vijay. You are the one because of whom the students filled up the entire complain box with wardens complain But I am not like her. The day I find that tiffin I will clean it and use it myself. Until we have wardens like you students' complaints will keep getting registered. And I am completely sure that we're safe from diarrhoea, cholesterol, high BP and good sleep after a meal. See you. Remember me in your curses. I will." oUOI3sEQIsg,Honest Rant on Chemistry by Vaibhav Pandey | Kota Factory,2021-12-29T12:23:55Z,PT53S,7050233,495461,2284,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUOI3sEQIsg,, एक अच्छा मुझे एक बात बताओ सिंपल बात भाई एप्पल को हवा में टॉप किया तो क्या होगा आ के नीचे गिरे गने चहिए कि चक्र में क्या होगा शारीरिक हिंसा जाएगा टुकड़ा तो रजवंश इंडक्टिव इफेक्ट सब लग जाएगा कुछ भी हो सकता है यहां कुछ भी हो सकता है कलर भी सिर्फ और सिर्फ लड़कियों के कुछ भी न [संगीत] किसी चीज को तो उससे भी स्वप्न दोष की तरह कभी भी कहीं पर भी बोलेंगे है kmjMQaGzTD4,Periods: A Woman's Struggle ft. Ahsaas Channa | Kota Factory,2021-12-24T07:15:02Z,PT44S,1272346,76377,319,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmjMQaGzTD4,, अब आधे ईंधन टाइम 70% फीमेल पापुलेशन अपने वीडियोस होते हैं है पीरियड्स के अनुसार जिससे ब्लड लॉस हार्मोन भी अपने टॉपिक पर आते हैं और ऐसे में हम एग्जाम की तैयारी नहीं कई बार एग्जाम देने में पढ़ते हैं लुट तेरी आईडी में जो लड़कियां होंगी ना 70% पीठ पर होंगी मैं तेरा 2.5 52255 मतलब इस समय राइट नाउ पति टू करौली इसके अतिरिक्त चल रहे हैं और अगर छपते भी तरह बिस्तर पकड़ के बैटिंग तो फिर तो चलिए दुनिया है तू यह हाल मे दिमाग से निकाल दें कि लड़कियों के लिए आसान होता है कि शिवांगी कि आपको इतना प्रॉब्लम होता है UG4YEidHZZw,Reason behind the party for Rejected Students by Jeetu Bhaiya | TVF Kota Factory,2021-12-17T10:05:04Z,PT55S,10836496,747551,954,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4YEidHZZw,, कि रेजिक देख लीजिए टॉपर को दुखी है और सुना यार पुराने के बाद भी चेहरा देखो कितना उदास है घृत टॉप टेन बैठे होंगे अभी कोई एक ही खास होता होगा ना कि अ कोई और आगे निकल जाता तो बात अलग थी 12 साल पीछे रखा हूं वही फिनिश लाइन पर आगे निकल जाए कि ऐसा लगता होगा ना हां यार कि जब सब आपको देखिए एक ही बात सोच रहे हो मैं आपको पता भी हो कि क्या सोच रहे हो मैं अकेला फील होता होगा है आज समझ गया हूं है क्या कि यह जो लोग रिजेक्ट हो जाते हैं भैया उनके लिए पार्टी के रखते हैं असली जरूरत तो उन्हें है ना अ [संगीत] PGcHUxpI8aY,Life Lesson from Tom & Jerry ft. Aspirants | TVF,2021-12-16T07:11:38Z,PT26S,721552,51536,147,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGcHUxpI8aY,, मैं तुमको पता जरूरी क्यों हर बार जीता था के पत्तों हर बार और तथा है कि टॉम न निर्दयी अतिरेक टाइम के खाने के लिए बढ़ाओ दो यहां पर जेरी अपने सरवाइवल अकेली लड़की पर चैरि जरूर अप्लाई मिली है हुआ है DCOBIYuR06Q,Normal Day in the life of Abhishek Tripathi #Panchayat,2021-12-11T07:01:36Z,PT52S,1329132,73896,467,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCOBIYuR06Q,, यार मूड ऑफ था क्योंकि मैं रोज यार एक रूटीन फॉलो करता हूं सुबह उठा दिन भर कम करो रात में padhaai करो दिन भर गांव वालों का चिक चिक रात को नाइट का चिक चिक पाक गया हूं मैं ऊपर से कल फ्राइडे नाइट थी मतलब [संगीत] कम के बाद एक आदमी नहीं होता यार बात करने के लिए पूरा गांव सात साधे सात हो जाता है प्रधान जी अपनी गृष्टि में बिजी हो जाते हैं उनका अपना सोशल लाइफ है इस आदमी की नहीं नहीं शादी हुई किस बात करूंगा फोन पे कितनी देर लगा रहा हूं ना मेरा कोई फ्रेंड है ना कोई फैमिली है यहां ना कोई सोशल लाइफ है अकेले बैठे आदमी दारू ना पिए तो क्या करेगा बताइए मैन नहीं लगता इस गांव में बेकार कहां [संगीत] YMV2ptWDD1U,Raise your hand ✋ if even you didn't know this🙋🏻‍♂️ #Aspirants,2021-12-03T12:59:40Z,PT1M,146891712,9859438,31708,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMV2ptWDD1U,, अच्छा चलिए मान लीजिए आपने पानी पी ली है और उसके बाद इस पोर्टल को कैसे भेजें लाइए 100 कि ऐसे-ऐसे अ हुआ है कि यूपी एसएससी क्योंकि अ [संगीत] है ऐसे तो यह लोग आप और गवर्नमेंट को चकमा दे रहे हैं इसी मिट्टी का पानी भरकर फिर से आपको पिला देंगे ऐसा ना हो कि इसके लिए नहीं और इस निशान को कि ऐसे दबा के अब इसके अंदर हम अ हुआ है मैं अभी वोट डलवा दोगे ढूढंन जो है कि निकलेगा नहीं अब है अच्छा ठीक है ऐसा करने से आप खुद को और बाकियों को भी गंदा पानी पीने से बचा सकते हैं dkvC9dfKup0,TVF's Guri and Dhairya on a Date I Aspirants Special,2021-10-22T06:30:12Z,PT9M1S,3533233,107332,2352,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkvC9dfKup0," - Say something - What? - You wanted to speak. - I don't want to speak now. Okay, don't speak. I have forgotten anniversary date but not grocery. I apologized and she just said okay and finish. Does anyone do like this? You tell me. Should I celebrate anniversary or not? How will I know? I am a delivery boy. She has just said okay and has not given any security threat. That you are refusing to play match like New Zealand and Pakistan. I am telling you that you are unnecessarily getting angry on a matter on which you should be happy. Why shouldn't I get angry? It is a matter to get angry. Few days back I just drank 8-9 pegs and forgot to withdraw maid's salary. She threw the entire alcohol and made me suffer loss. You did not forget the salary but after drinking forgot me in the club. You were not drunk, right? You knew that I was forgetting you. You should have reminded me. Few days back instead of cumin seeds I brought fennel seeds and she threw the broom at me. I make fake shoes every day. Adidas becomes Abibas, Puma becomes Upma, Nike becomes Hike But I did not understand the difference between cumin seeds and fennel seeds. Hundred times I have told her that let's go to ear specialist. He does not listen. That day too I was saying the same so I had to throw broom at you. She is right. - You need to go to the doctor. - Keep quiet. Don't change the topic. Just tell me that if you can get angry on all those things then why not on the fact that I forgot our anniversary. Just tell me this. Never mind. Thank you. Did you see? At present talking on the phone is more important than our relationship. - Look. - I had called Airtel Black's call center for the sake of our relationship. To know your favorite sports. Their dedicated relationship team is much better than you. They receive calls within 60 seconds and is more understanding than you. Of course they will be more understanding than me. Girls are possessive about two things? One about their anniversary night and the other when milk is boiling on the gas. What nonsense are you talking? He is right and not talking nonsense. Once when I forgot my wife too scolded me and punished me. That's it. But she is not saying anything to me. The spark between us has diminished. Why do you keep finding reason behind everything? Why do you keep finding reason behind everything? Because Dhairya, there is reason behind everything. There is a reason behind Dada becoming a mentor. There is a reason behind social media getting off suddenly. There is no reason behind Krunal Pandya getting angry on every little thing. There is no reason. But there is a reason behind you sitting here and the delivery boy sitting there. Isn't it or not? Happy Marriage Anniversary ma'am. Abhilash has sent this. Give five stars, please. Dhairya, now I need to get angry. Even Abhilash remembered it. What happened? Brother's mood does not seem to be good. Isn't he taking you to five star hotel? Forget it, brother. Leave it. How can I let it go? You have addressed me as your brother. I will sacrifice my life for you. Please, leave. Sir, our company is different from others. We care for you with delivery and after delivery as well. Tell me. Okay come, I will tell you. I am very unfortunate. It would have been better if I had waited at Katrina's place to eat cake. I am unfortunate. This has not happened for the first time. I do not get angry even when he leaves wet towel on bed, does not put the toilet seat down, instead of squid game he puts on Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai. Yes, I know you don't get angry. But Dhairya, this is about anniversary date. Brother, I will tell you how particular she is about dates. Thank you. Do you know what is so special about today's date? 14th February... Oh Valentine... Happy Valentine's Day. On 14th February 1556 Akbar became the kind of Mughal Dynasty. You don't remember anything. Hey Jalaluddin! Dhairya! Wait. I know, today is a very special day. On this date Jalauddin Akbar became the new king of Mughal Dynasty. Do you think UPSC will ask the same question to us? On 14th February 1876 Graham Bell applies for the patent of phone. You don't even remember this date. Today I know everything. 14th February 1912, Arizona became the 40th state of US. 14th February, 1919, Soviet and Polish war began 14th February, 2005, You Tube got launched... Do you see UPSC everywhere? Today is Valentine's Day. Today is our date. You just don't remember any date. Seriously. You remember so many dates then you should even remember anniversary date. I am good at east. So tomorrow I will very well remember that one day prior was my anniversary. Like that. Okay. If you are so concerned about dates then let me remind you that today wi-fi's bill is due. If you are so concerned about changing the topic then. let me remind you that I have paid it. And what about DTH? DTH and mobile also done. That is why I have taken Airtel Black so that I can pay all bills together. So what if I could not become IAS officer. But I know that rather doing coaching of all subjects at different places do the coaching from one place. That is it. You are responsible so that is why I don't mind. It happens sometimes. We are not kids. She is right, brother, I will leave as well. - I have to go for delivery on the cruise. - Sit. Sit down quietly. You were boasting too much. And now solve this fight as well. SK has told you that another name for fight is love. Right? But did not tell you that it is for understanding as well. And if this makes you happy then I was angry. I was angry. But you ordered cake with so much love that my anger cooled down. Just with one cake? At least be so much angry that three cakes would be needed. I have already ordered 3 cakes. What should I do of that? Take cash back of those 3 cakes from me but let me go. Please. Guri, it is not that there is no spark or love between us anymore. It does not matter to me at all that what you did. You remembered it or not. What matters is that on this special day we are together. Let's not ruin it. Just celebrate. Sorry. Sorry for what? Because I did not get angry on you. Are you just saying for the sake of it or do you mean it? I am saying it from heart. If anything of this sort happens in future I will make you read SK's poems. Just throw one stone whole heartedly... There is no need to decide so much as of now. I don't want to read his poems. Now want to recite them. Throw the stone... what will I do by throwing the stone... Okay, I will get the cake. Simmi, why didn't you tell me that today is my anniversary? It was he who apologized otherwise... Do you know with great difficulty I controlled my anger? I can't believe it that I forgot my anniversary date. I left my phone here.... No, no... now I don't want to hear anything. I don't want to hear anything. I don't want my phone. I don't want it.", हुआ है हां बोलो क्या हां तुम्हें तो बोला था नहीं बोलना है अच्छा ठीक है मत बोलिए ना अनवांटेड बोल रहा हूं ग्रोसरी लाने बोला जो मैं आपको सॉरी बोला और उसने इसके ऊपर छोड़ दिया ऐसा कोई करता है आप बताइए मुझे नर्सिंग आना चाहिए कि नहीं चाहिए मुझे कैसे पता होगा मैं डिलीवरी वह और वैसे भी सौंपी तो बोला है ना कौन सा सिक्योरिटी थ्रेट दे दी है जो आप न्यूजीलैंड पाकिस्तान से मैच के लिए मना कर दे दो और बता दूं आपने खुश होने वाली बात का हमारा करो और क्योंकि अ को याद रखने वाली बात है कि कुछ दिन पहले थोड़ी सी पीली आठ नो पैक और बाइक शैली निकाला है कि इसने मेरी पूरी डूबती नुकसान ग्राहक हमारा तुम सैलरी निकालने शराब के अपने मुझे भूल है हां तुम तो शराब ढलना तुम्हें आज शाम को तो मैं बोल रहा हूं तो याद दिलाना चाहिए था तो फिर कुछ दिन पहले के जरिए सौंफ है इसे जरूर है कि अब मुझे तो अब मैं ना नकली जूते बनाता हूं रोज एडिडास का लिबास प्यूमा का उपमा नायिका है कि मुझे संघ जिला सागर डिफरेंस सौ बार बोल चुकी है उसको अकाउंट पर चलते हैं सुनता ही नहीं है उस दिन है मैं यह कह रही थी इसलिए मुझे झाड़ू पर के माननी पड़ी सही बोल रहे हैं जब भी आप डॉक्टर के पास जाने की जरूरत तो है आपको और छुपाए कि तुम ना तो फिक्र मत करो मुझे यह बताओ कि उन बातों पर गुस्सा हो सकती हो तो एनिवर्सरी की डेट भूनने पर गुस्सा क्यों नहीं है यह बताओ ना [संगीत] थैंक यू सोनू निगम का बेटा अभी हमारे रिलेशनशिप ज्यादा इसको फोन पर बात करना इंपोर्टेंट है देखो हमारे रिलेशनशिप के लिए एयरटेल के कॉल सेंटर में कॉल किया था तुम्हारे फेवरेट स्पोर्ट जाने के लिए उनकी डेडिकेटेड रिलेशनशिप भी मैं तुमसे बहुत ज्यादा बेटर है साथ सेकंडरी अंदर फोन उठा लेते हो तुमसे बहुत ज्यादा डिपेंड ही तो रियर एडमिरल सैमुअल ल एक व्यक्ति बताएं लड़कियां दोस्तों की बड़ी पैसे होते हैं एक अपने इनवेस्टमेंट और दूसरा गैस से धो लें क्या बकवास कर रहे हो अरे बकवास नहीं है सही कह रहे हैं एक बार गलती से मैं भूल है तो मेरी वाली ने मुझे शहर डबल बेड और उसके मुर्गा बना दिया है वहीं ना और यह कुछ बोल नहीं रही है फास्ट मिशंस बहुत कम हो गया है और इसके पीछे जरूर कोई विघ्न विघ्न डालते रहते हो लेकिन हर चीज पीछे रीजन होता है तालिका मेंटल बन नोटिफिकेशन है सोशल मीडिया का अचानक ऑफ बिजनस क्वेश्चन है कुणाल पांड्या का बात-बात पर गुस्सा होना है कि बीच-बीच में नहीं है नहीं है लेकिन हम यहां बैठे हो और यह बदलाव या एडिशन है कि नहीं है कि मैं पीर वास ऑल यह किसी इलाज चल रहा है आप मेरे पर गुस्सा बंता यार अब लास्ट को याद कम होती है इस तरह से निकाल लेंगे यहां पर यह तो चलिए फ्रेंड्स कैसे आपने भाई आपके लिए जान दे देंगे अब यह है अरे सर हमारी कंपनी बाकियों से अलग है बी केयरफुल फैमिली के साथ भी जिंदगी के बाद भी बताइए तरफ ठीक है अब चीनी अ [संगीत] थे रिवर नहीं किस्मत खराब है मेरी इससे अच्छा तो कैटरीना कैफ के खाने रुक जाता किस्मत तो मेरी खराब है तो यह पहली बार थोड़ी हुआ है कि लिटिल बैड पर छोड़ देता है टॉयलेट सीट नीचे नहीं करता है इसको डीएम की जगह यह रिश्ता क्या कहलाता है लगा देता है तब भी तो मैं नहीं होती उन्हें गुस्सा हार नहीं होती हो पता है मुझे लेकिन जब बात यूनिवर्सिटी डेट की है व्यस्त ना धोएं कितने पटियाला ड्रेस लग आ हुआ है इस सप्ताह के फेन हू कि यह बताया आज के डेट में क्या खास बात है कि उनकी टीम सैफ MP3 हो तो वैलेंटाइन वैलेंटाइन डे है मोड को टर्न 1556 को अकबर डेस्टिनेशन राजा बनाता था कि कुछ भी याद नहीं रहता है गुलाब जल या दो मैं इंग्लिश में कि आपके हॉस्पिटल आदि के जलालुद्दीन मोहम्मद अकबर मुगल सम्राज्य का नया राजावत मैं तो तुम्हें क्या लगता है यूपी 80 Amazing चाहिए आ रे कुंए 1776 को ग्रहण बेनिफिट के पेटेंट क्लिप लाइक किया [संगीत] 900 फीट 2500 है इस मुद्दे है हमारे अ जय हिंद हिंद से आपको इतनी सारी डेड सा है तो की एनिवर्सरी भी बात कर रहे थे ना अब हिस्ट्री अच्छा होना तो मुझे कल अच्छे से याद रहेगा कि एक दिन पहले में एनिवर्सरी थी लाभ तुम डेट को लेकर इतनी टेंशन तो लक्ष्मी रिमाइंड जो आज वाईफाई का बिंदु है तुम टॉपिक ट्वीट करने को लेकर बीट कंसेंट हो तो लाइक टो रिमांइड यू मैंने भर दिया है और ब्यूटी अच्छा डीटीएच और मोबाइल का मीटर इस लैटर ले लिया है ताकि सारे देश की बजाय साथ ना सको और आईएस इन बातों के हुआ इग्नोर बताया कि सारे सब्जेक्ट्स की कोचिंग लगाने से बेहतर है कि सारे विडियो चुके लगा दूंगी ओ अरे कोई तो यार तुम रिस्पोंस फलों इसे तो मैं माइंड करती हो जाता है हम बच्चे थोड़ी है सच बोल रही है और मैं भी निकलता है तो पूछेगा चुप क्यों बैठे हो मैं भी तो बड़ा बोल रहे थे अब यह सब कुछ लड़ाई सॉस करवा की जाओ है और यह इसके लिए तुम्हें बोला है ना कि लड़ाई का दूसरा नाम प्यार होता है है लेकिन यह नहीं बताया कि अंडरस्टैंडिंग कब होता है एंड यूजर मेकस यू हैप्पी अवार्ड्स जाएंगे मैं गुस्सा हूं है जब इतना गुस्सा तो करो कि टीम के लगे मैंने तीन के अनुसार दे रखे हैं क्या करूं इसका तैयार हो तीन का नेटवर्क मेरे से लेना प्लीज मेरे को यहां से जाने को प्लीज कि कुरियर ऐसा नहीं है कि हमारे बीच में कोई प्यार व्यार कुछ नहीं बचा है और मेरे लिए बिल्कुल मैटर नहीं करता है कि तुमने क्या किया तुम्हें याद रहा या नहीं रहा है है व्हाट मैटर्स इसकी स्पेशल पर हम दोनों साथ में प्लीज अवॉर्ड विनर्स सेलिब्रेट ऑन कर दो और सॉरी है मैं तुम्हारी इसलिए मैं तुम पर गुस्सा नहीं कि इस मैं तुम्हे तुम ऐसे बोल रही है यह मिनट दिल से बोल रही हूं और अगली बार ऐसा कुछ हुआ ना तो मैं तुम्हें पूरे तीन दिन तक पस के की शायरियां पर्व आऊंगी एक पत्थर तो तबीयत से उछालो शर्मा व कमजोरी आती है लुट छोड़ के लिए आता है हुआ है अदनान सामी तुम्हें पता है कि आप मेरी दूसरी है उस धागे को आगे सॉरी बोलिए नहीं तो चिपक मैं कितनी मुश्किल से अपने गुस्से पर कंट्रोल कर के बैठी थी कौन परली वैजनाथ में अनवांटेड भूल गए हैं हुआ था वह मेरा फोन रहेगा [संगीत] 9 मुझे कुछ नहीं सुना था मुझे कुछ नहीं सुनना नहीं चाहिए फोटो मेरे को नहीं चाहिए कि त्यौहारों के वीडियो आपको पसंद आया क्या आप भी एनिवर्सरी के लिए कभी भूले और अगर भूलें तो आपने बनाने के लिए क्या चीज है गोल्डन बॉर्डर मर्सी डेथ बट यू डोंट वरी अबाउट अपडेट्स नोटिफिकेशन न्यूज़ सर्विस फॉर यूजर्स कमाई पोस्टपेड टेस्ट एंड डेफिनेशन इन वन सिंगल लार्जेस्ट F1 कॉल सेंटर फॉर ऑल सर्वे सिस्टम्स डेडिकेटेड रिलेशनशिप बिटवीन 6 एंड आंसर गेरोनिमो सुविधा एंटरटेनमेंट सब्सक्राइब टो टीवी एडिसन j4yQMJzZK_0,TVF's When Parents Start Gaming ft. Badri,2021-10-19T06:30:12Z,PT10M9S,729974,36392,513,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4yQMJzZK_0," When papa broke his back after playing shut up and bend over that's when my parents quit this addiction. Thank you so much for sharing, Ajay. - Nirvaan. - Yes. You also share your story. Yes. I will. Bro, I will make you go viral. Share your story. My parents have hearing problem. They cannot hear the word privacy. Whenever I watch adult content in bathroom they ask why it's taking so long. If I watch it in the room, they eavesdrop outside the door. Whereas my room doesn't even have a door. It was the limit when I sat in the hall and watched it in front of everybody. And papa said.. Damn! What are you watching? It's not realistic, son. I got fed up and I... I gave him online Ludo game. To keep him busy. But then.. After 2 days when my last video of 225 pages got over I started missing my parents. I saw.. I saw that their eyes were frenzied and their hair was tousled. I wondered whether they had got some drugs from a cruise party. I got unnerved. I checked my stuff. Thank God it was safe. Just then.. Hey! If you are your mother's legitimate child try to take my red piece. Why did you take my piece? Wait and see. I will thrash him so badly that from today he will consider me as his father. That's when I found out that my parents Were addicted to games. Nirvaan, bring clothes from the terrace. I am cutting fruits. Moderator madam, the system of the house was getting spoilt. What do you mean? I mean, one day our home's WIFI stopped working. That's when I found out how low a human being can fall. Network! Network! - Papa! Get up! - Son! Son. - Get up! - The network is back. - What? - The network is back. - Forget the network. Papa, get up. - Hey! I will play the game here. Why are you after the game? Leave it, papa. - I will get the highest score today. - Please pay attention. What were you doing? What were you doing? Good. Play games the whole night. Wake up at 12 in the morning. And steal other's hotspot. My life. My rules. Don't teach your mom. Get lost. The pressure was high. So I switched off the cooker after three whistles. Priest, which gun will be good for battleground on Monday? AWM or Kar98. He was hiding in the office bathroom and playing Counter-Strike. He screamed bomb has been planted. And everybody ran away. What else? Boss fired him. Here. You have come at the right time. The priest is inviting us to play Temple Run. Come on. Come on. - Temple Run! - He is coming. Since then he had stopped listening to me. Goes Louder...Since then he had stopped listening to me. Oh! Sorry! When my parents started playing with my friends, all limits were crossed. I was really pissed off. I mean...yes. Pissed off. I started the game and chose my AWM gun. And I challenged my father. Listen. Your son, gamer boy, turned out to be a loser. He got hit with a headshot just now. Oh God! Wonder which game I had lost while giving birth to him. Hey! Grenade is here! Grenade is here! What are you doing? Oh man! Their game has turned your life into squid game. What do I say? As a child I used to endure being whipped with his belt thinking that they will support me in my youth. I will get to have fun. But what happened? They are using my slice card for their games. Thank God. It's good that real time transactions are tracked in slice passbook. I stopped them. Otherwise they would have reached the 10 lakhs limit. It's okay, man. You got 2% cashback for each slice transaction. You can convert it into real money. Got that? Don't worry about them. Your parents derive more pleasure from scolding you than any game. Got that? Just let them down sincerely and see. I heeded Rohit and sent my photo with my ex to my mom saying good morning from your daughter-in-law from other caste. - She is really virtuous. - Who? Look. She has top rank in battleground. What a beautiful name! Killer bitch! Hey! Hey! 36 of her games match with us. She is an excellent player. Come on. Let's celebrate with sweets. - Candy crush? - Yes. After two rounds of PUBG my marriage was fixed. With my ex. How could I persuade her husband? That's why.. As such, I am a warrior. But now, I was really broken. Moreover, the next day... the next day I had to dance on Brazil song in front of four Brazilian goons. Dad had bet me in poker and lost. I told him. Our parents are our kin. At least go and talk to them once. Friends.. D'souza, your son wants to say something to you. Please listen. Mom. Papa. I couldn't be a good son. Papa, do you remember? I had rented a room near the college which I would rent out to couples. You got infuriated with me. When I charged you Rs.1000 for an hour. Nirvaan, don't beat around the bush. This is not a girls' hostel. Come directly to the game. I miss you, mom and dad. I am a pathetic player. Even if I play GTA, I am unable to steal any car. On the other hand, others steal cars from me. Papa. Papa, I play angry bird without getting angry. That's not all. Today I scored 8 goals in fifa. And I have lost by 8-0, mom. Papa, if I'll keep hitting own goals with Ronaldo I hope you won't feel mortified in the society. Stop it, silly boy. Will you make me cry? Give me your phone. Look. I don't know who you are. I don't even know what you told him. All I know is that because of you today... I will thrash my son badly. Because of your drama we lost the tournament. Oh man! He will get beaten! - No! No! No! Mom! Papa! - Catch him. - Stop. - We will not spare you. Son, open the door. Son, don't do cheating. If you are your father's son, then open the door. Yes. Yes. He is. Open the door. Now everything is fine. After being locked in the room for a few days without playing games, finally my mom and dad have realized how much I need their love. Way to go. My sonny. Come on. Come on. Play again. Come on. Won it! Enough. We have been playing this game since 18 hours. Yes. - Let's play a new game. - Yes.", झाल ऑफिस जॉब्स अट अपॉइंटमेंट व करने पर पापा की कमर टूटी है तब जाकर मेरे पेरेंट्स की रियल बनाने के लिए छोटी चम्मच शेयरिंग बजे निर्माण आप भी अपनी स्टोरी शेयर कीजिए और हां कर दूंगा वायरल अपनी स्टोरी शेयर कीजिए और कि मेरे माता-पिता को नाप सुनने की प्रॉब्लम है कि उन्हें का प्रायवाची शब्द सुनाई नहीं देता जब भी मैं बाथरूम में डोंट कंटेंट देखने जाता हूं तो कहने लगते हैं कि इतना टाइम क्यों लग रहा है रूम में देखता हूं तो दरवाजे के बाहर कहां लगा कर रह जाते हैं जबकि मेरे रूम में तो दरवाजा भी नहीं है अरे हद तो तब पार हो गई जब मैं हॉल में बैठकर सबके सामने देख रहा था मैं ये सब कहने लगे 6 इंग्लिश कि नहीं आ है इसलिए परेशान होकर मैंने मैंने अप कि उन्हें ऑनलाइन लूडो का गेम थमा दिया ताकि वह बिजी हो जाए हैं लेकिन फिर दो दिन बाद जब मेरा 225 वापिस का आखिरी वीडियो खत्म हुआ तब मुझे पेरेंट्स की याद आने लगी तो मैंने देखा मैंने देखकर बैंक की चिंताएं और विक्रय से बहुत होंगे मुझे लगा उन्होंने किसी खूब पाटिल पर फूल तो नहीं लिया मैं घबरा गया था मैंने अपना सभी सेट किया थैंक गॉड गुस्सा तभी तो तय था दूसरी अच्छी लाल कोठी के देखा और मेरे को टिकट दी वहीं जिन स्कूलों इतना मारूंगा कि आज से मुझे अपने आप समझ जाएगा तभी मुझे पता लगा कि मेरे माता पिता को यह दिल मुश्किल अप चुकी थी निर्भयता सत्य कपड़े ले आया तब तक में फ्रूट्स काट रहे थे वॉटर मोहतरमा घर का सिस्टम खराब हो रहा था सिस्टम मतलब कि अ सब्स एक दिन घर का वाईफाई बंद हो गए उस दिन मुझे पता चला कि इंसान जो है वह कितना नीचे गिर सकता है तुम [संगीत] ऑनलाइन [संगीत] [संगीत] थे सही है पूरी रात गेम खेलो और दूसरा मामला मान कर चुका था इसलिए मैंने बंद कर दिया है अजय को मैं पंडित जी सोमवार के दिन थकावट के लिए कौन सा अंशु का यह डब्लू एंव यह कार्य आज ऑफिस के बाथरूम में छुप के काउंटर स्ट्राइक चिल्ड्रन बोर्न हेरिटेज चिला और सबको भरा गया फिर क्या पॉइंट को भी हरा दिया चलो अरे पंडित जी ने और उस दिन से तो उन्होंने मेरी बात भी बंद कर दिया था है अरे उस दिन से तो उन्होंने मेरी बात भी सुनना बंद कर दिया था और हद तो तब पार हो गई जब मेरे दोस्त है मेरे पेरेंट्स के साथ खेलने लग गए अब तो जलने लगी थी मैरी का यह मीता गांड तुम्हें गेम गया अपनी एवरीवन उठाई और अपने पाप करल कात्या 9th हुआ है और सुनो तुम्हारा लौंडा गेम ब्वॉय धुंध कैसे अ अ अपने और के पापा कर दिया मैंने इसको री अरे यार इनके गेम तो तेरी लाइफ इट गेम बना दिया कि आप भूल गया है बचपन से यही सोचकर मैं बेल्ट हो गया था कि बड़े होकर में जवानी का सहारा बनेंगे याची करवाएंगे लेकिन क्या मेरे इस साइट को अपने फैमिली यूज कर रहे हैं वह तो अच्छा हुआ अच्छा हुआ कि स्लाइस पास होना real-time ट्रांजेक्शन टास्क होते हैं मैंने लो किया बड़ा 10 लाख किलोमीटर कहां जाता है लोग अरे कोई बात नहीं यार इसलिए कि हर ट्रांजेक्शन में दो परसेंट कैट मिला जो तू रियल मनी में कंवर्ट कर सकता है झाली रंजन मत ले यार मम्मी पापा के लिक्विड स्वाद अनुसार किसी और के में नहीं समझा तो एक बार इन्हें सच्चे दिल से ढूंढ को देख रोहित की बात मानकर मैंने अपनी के साथ वाली फोटो मम्मी को गुड मॉर्निंग सौम्या बहु फ्रॉम अदर कास्ट में लिखकर भेज दिया है [संगीत] है कि लड़की तो बहुत गुणवान् है तो प्रैंक ऑर नाम तो देखो कितना सुंदर है किलर बीच आ 3636 गेम्स मिलते हैं यह लड़की के लिए मेक-अप के दौरान शादी के साथ तो अब कैसे बना था मैं उसके पति को इसी लिए तो वैसे भाई तुम्हारा वॉरईयर है लेकिन अब मैं सचमुच टूट चुका था और ऊपर से अगले दिन अगले तीन से चार प्रदीप जैन उन लोगों के सामने वृद्धि बिल्कुल अलग करके नाश्ता पड़ा क्योंकि पापा मुझे ऑनलाइन पोकर में मैंने तो पहले ही कहा था अपने अपने होते हैं कर दो हुआ था लुट जिससे आप आपका बेटा आपसे कुछ कहना चाहता है दोनों मम्मी पापा मैं एक अच्छा बेटा नहीं बन पाया है में पाया है आपको तो मैंने कॉलेज के पास है Chrome लिया था जिसमें कब्ज फ्रेंड कर देता था वह क्या वह कितना गुस्सा है था उस पर जब मैंने आपसे भी घंटे के हजारों के लिए थी यह भगवान राम राम मत गोम यह गर्ल्स हॉस्टल नहीं है सिद्ध ज्ञान की बात करना आई मिस यू यार मम्मी ऑफर है और मैं घटिया गेहूं और जीटीबी के तो मैंने जुड़ा होता कोई गाड़ी उल्टा लोग मुझे प्ले का म्यूजिक गाने बजाते हैं है और पापा में एंग्री बर्ड भी बिना एंग्री हुई खेल लेता हूं मैं है और सिर्फ इतना ही नहीं मैंने आज टीमों में आठ गोल मार हैं और आठ जीरो से हार चुका हूं मैं हां यह को [संगीत] फतेह ऐसी में रोनाल्डो से उनको माता रहूंगा तो आपको समाज में शर्म तो नहीं आएगी ना और उसके निप्पले प्रोफाइल क्या है हुआ है [संगीत] फोन किधर है ए विक्टिम मैं नहीं जानता कि आप कौन है और मैं यह भी नहीं जानता हूं कि आपने इससे क्या कहा था कि उस समय सिर्फ इतना जानता हूं कि आपकी वजह से आज मेरा बेटा मुझसे बहुत में बहुत पिटेगा तेरस नौटंकी के चक्कर में एक मिनट यार यार यह अटैक आया था हुआ है कर दो आज [संगीत] शाम टेंपल रन मैं अब कुछ कर दो हां हां अब सब सही हो चुका है कुछ दिन बिना गेम्स के कमरे में बंद रहने के बाद जब फाइनली पाएंगी मेरे मॉम-डैड बना अब जाकर समझ में आया कि मुझे कितनी ज्यादा जरूरत उनके प्यार की बेटी को तू मेरा राजा बेटा स्तुति कर दो मैं [संगीत] जीत गया ना बहुत बढ़िया 18 मिनट हो गई है कि खिलते खिलते [संगीत] हो तो लाइक कमेंट सब्सक्राइब फीड्स एंड यूज दिस पॉइंट टू बैक और फ्रंट 10 सकता है लेकिन यह करें Video Please subscribe our oIahJAY0fjo,TVF's We need to Fight ft. Permanent Roommates,2021-10-14T08:30:06Z,PT9M14S,2253491,42254,1390,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIahJAY0fjo," Nice villa, Mickey. I hope you had a good nap in the afternoon, because tonight... Mikesh, please. You said the same thing last night, and two minutes later... Tanu, it's been six months since we properly... Look at the rest of the couples. Pratik and his wife. They do it ten times a day. Sometimes they do it in front of me, over the phone. Wait a minute. How do you know about Pratik's day count? And why? Mom and dad were telling me. And Pratik is Mr. Sharma's son, so they sit and compare their children. Mom and dad are involved in this discussion. Yes, I... They said they have been married for 30-years, but they still do it sometimes. So since our topic came up, so they asked what is your frequency... Oh, God! No. I need some fresh air. There's so much air here. Your hair's flying. What happened? Check whether my ear's bleeding as well. Please don't overreact okay, We need to do this. It will make our relationship stronger. Mikesh, have you lost your mind? Tanu, please. We need to fight. God, she's impossible. Tanu, let's have a small squabble. Have you lost your mind? People go on vacations to chill, and you want to fight. Tanu, try to understand, we need to fight for a happy married life. Which stupid magazine did you read this nonsense about? Tanu, Sacchi Saheli is not a stupid magazine. They only say true and good things. We don't subscribe to Sacchi Saheli. We don't, but our neighbours the Mishras do. I gave them your India Today magazine in exchange for Sacchi Saheli. Look...you just wasted your entire anger, vent it out on me. A 6-foot handsome guy is sitting in front of you, just give it to me. Tanu... I want to come closer by fighting with you. Don't come any closer, Mikesh, I will destroy you. Yes, exactly. I want to be destroyed. Just destroy me. Tanu, please. It will be healthy for us. If you want to try something healthy, then try cucumber and tomatoes. Stop chewing my brain. Now go. Tanu...you pushed me. Are you... This is the start of a fight. Let's do this. I won't tolerate this abuse, Tanu. What should we do? What's there to do? Let's dig up old graves. Huh? Tanu, you've a problem with the basics of fighting. Think of an annoying habit I have, which irritates you a lot. Let's fight over that. So you want me to leave you? Have you left me yet? You won't leave me now. Think. Think. I don't know Mikesh, you're careless. Bills. You never pay the bills responsibly. When you pay the DTH bill, you forget the phone bill. When you pay the phone bill, you forget wifi. Tanu, I was lazy. But now I'm lazy and smart. Because I've installed Airtel Black. What is Airtel Black? The new Airtel programme. It's got mobile, DTH, Fiber, all connections get combined in one. So I kill all the bills in one single payment. Wow... That is impressive. You don't have to be impressed by me. God, what do I do about my personality? It's a curse. We've to fight. Think of an explosive topic, like... - That's the kind of music I want in the... - Serials. Stop watching serials. Is that a topic? For a fight? Fine, I won't watch it. Think of something nice, something innovative. Okay, what about the entire world waking up, to my alarm except for me. Actually, that works for me. I now make reels in the golden hour. You've no idea how popular I am. If I don't wear a mask while going out, people will rip my clothes. What about me snoring? What about me kicking in the sleep? What about me making friends easily? What about me not being able to socialise? What about missing something right in front of me? What about me getting finicky about everything's placement? What about me becoming the small spoon in spooning? But I like being the big spoon. Tanu, if we keep balancing each other, then how will we fight? According to Sacchi Saheli, we're a loveless couple. Mikesh, why do you need a magazine's validation for our relationship? Because I like validation? I even consider the likes on your profile pics as praise to me. You are impossible. Fine, I'll think of something. By the way, I know I'm pretty cool. It's not easy to make me angry. Oh please, you're not so cool. Recently your boss scheduled a meeting during Shin Chan, - and you got so angry. - That was... If you don't take the biscuit out of the tea on time, - you get angry with yourself. - That's... And please don't even get me started on customer care. You've lost your voice so many times yelling on customer care. They are... Great idea. I'll call them. They won't answer my calls, then I'll be mad and vent it on you. - Done. - We'll have a great fight. Hello. He answered in 10 seconds. Just because I got Airtel Black are they going to be so caring? No, I don't want anything. Yes, you have a nice day too. Hang up. These Airtel Black killed my entire mood to fight. Awesome, so your experiment is done, right. You didn't think even for a second, did you? I would've never done this if I was in your shoes. Unfortunately... But you would've been in my shoes if you were with me. Is that my fault? I was just... I was just... I was just doing my job. Tanu, you're such a bad actor. Sorry. How can I get the feeling like this? Just imagine, the world is coming to an end. You're fighting for me for the last time. How will you do it? Silly, if the world is coming to an end, I won't be fighting with you. I'd be watching the world end with you. Imagine watching the apocalypse with the love of your life. - You don't want approval? - I don't want it. Old and boring couple is the new sexy. Don't know about old and boring, but sexy, yes. Shall we do what we came here for? Chill. Mickey, did you pack my lotion? Yes. You said if I forget you'll throw me out of the balcony. So I went to the bathroom, took your lotion, took some in my hand and rubbed it. My hands felt so soft. Then I made a reel for my beauty routine Insta. Later I came out and lied down next to you, and lotion... Where's the lotion? Shit! Throw me on the grass, okay. Because down here is cement. Mikesh... I'm going back. Tanu.", अजय को ए नाइस सुलाने की हेलो हाउ टू मेक को अच्छे से सोई फिर रात को तो मैं तुम्हें है कि कल राजपूतो मे एकता तो फिर 2 मिनट के बाद दोनों सरूर छह महीने हो गए अपने ढंग से कि Bigg Boss को देखो कितने बार रॉकेट प्रतीक और उसकी बीवी दिन में 10 बार करते हैं अरे कभी तो मेरे सामने फोन पर क्लिक करें प्रति के डेक्कन के बारे में तुम्हें कैसे पता है और मैं अपनी बाबा पता रहे तो प्रतीक शर्मा जी का बेटा ना दिमाग लोग बैठे कंप्यूटर करते हैं बच्चों को मम्मी आप बोले थे कि उनकी शादी को 30 साल के फिर भी कभी-कभी उनका हो जाता है तो अपना टॉपिक निकला तो उन्होंने करके वह तुम्हारा क्या सीख वार्ड नो आई नहीं संप्रेषित करने से क्या रिश्ता और मजबूत होगा इससे से ए पागल तनु प्लीज यार नीतू फाइट कि वह चीज पॉसिबल हो हेलो हेलो बड़ा झगड़ा करते हुए अर्जेंट है आप पागल हो गए हो क्या लोग वेकेशन में जाते चल करने के लिए तो मैं लड़ाई करनी है तो समझो यार एक घोषाल दांपत्य जीवन के लिए थोड़ी नोक झोक जरूरी है कि इस घटिया मैगजीन में पढ़िए तुमने बकवास बातें सच्ची फैली घाटियां Amazing नहीं है उसमें सिर्फ सच्ची और अच्छी बातें लिखी होती है सच्ची सैर हमारे घर आती हुई थी मैंने उनसे पूरा गुस्सा निकाल जो तुम्हारे सामने बैठा है इस तरह से आप [संगीत] बात कर लो कि हम हुई मैं बर्बाद होना चाहता हूं डिस्ट्रॉय में तनु प्लीज अरेंज हल्दी फोरस यात्रा कुछ हल्दी करना है तो फिर की महिमा में आ तुम लोग पुलिस ने है जैसे कॉस्ट ऑफ पांच जिससे यह अभ्यास में बर्दाश्त नहीं करूंगा अब तो क्या करें अब अब करना क्या गड़े मुर्दे उखाड़ते चलो मैं कल तुम्हारे तो लड़ाई की बेसिक नहीं गड़बड़ है अरे मेरी कोई कानूनी आधार सूचना जो बहुत रिक्वेस्ट करती हूं उसमें लड़ते हैं कि वह मिथुन वीडियो मैं अभी तक गई क्या तुम तो आपके जाओगी सोचो सोचो एक [संगीत] जो तुम कह लेस हो बिल बिल बिल अध्ययन करते हो तो फोन भूल जाते हो जो फोन पर करते हो तो wifi भूल जाते हो करो मैं लीजिए था लेकिन अपने देश के साथ स्मार्ट भी हूं क्योंकि मैंने एयरटेल ब्लैक लगवा लिया है नई दिल्ली का नाच प्रोग्राम जिसमें मोबाइल डीटीएच यह सारे कनेक्शन एक ही प्लेट में कम हो जाती है तो आइए किल ऑल थे विनर्स इन वन सिंगल पेमेंट वाह नई दिल्ली इंटरसिटी एक्सप्रेस नहीं होना यार उससे कॉर्ड में अपनी परसेंट क्या करूं यार शकस फाइट करता हूं कि यह उधर झगड़े का चिकनी देखा सीरियल ओं अब तो तू कुछ अच्छा कुछ इनोवेटिव ओके व्हाट अबाउट मेरे अलार्म से मेरे को एक कि अच्छी ताबूत सोमी मैं गोल्डअन्नाव में बींस बनाता हूं यार 9:00 एड़ियां पॉपुलर आयाम मास्क लगा के निकलूंगा घर से तो कपड़े पहने लोग मरे थे थे कोड नींद में खर्राटे लेना बॉलीवुड की रानी मिलाते मार्ग गौतम आप किसी को भी प्रेम बना लेना वांटेड मेरा सोचना इतना कर पाना आ ई वांट सामने बड़ी चीज मुझे ना देखना व्हाट गोद में को लेकर सैनिकों को व्हाट्सएप मेरा छोटा चम्मच मैदा लाइफ इन पिक्स के तनों अगर हम एक दूसरे को इतने अच्छे से बैलेंस ही करते रह गए तो फिर झगड़ा कैसे करेंगे 25 एली के हिसाब से फेयर लवली कपल निक्की तुम्हें अपने रिलेशनशिप के लिए मेडिसिन की कॉमेडी संजू चाहिए लाइक थिस कि मैं तो तुम्हारी प्रोफाइल पिक पर भेजो लाइक है उसको अपनी तारीफ समझता हूं है यू आर इंपॉसिबल अ अच्छा ठीक है मैं तो सोचती हूं यह देखो वैसे i9n फ्री स्कूल मुझे गुस्सा दिलाना इतना आसान नहीं है प्लीज तुम इतने भी स्कूल नहीं है ठीक है अभी रिलेशन के टाइम पर तो मैं बहुत ही मीटिंग रखी थी तुम कितना गुस्सा हो गए तो अगर चाय में करें टाइम पर बिस्किट नहीं निकालते हो तो अपने आप से गुस्सा हो जाते हो तो प्लीज डोंट कस्टमर केयर कस्टमर केयर पर चिल्लाओगे तो कितनी बार गला खराब है तुमको प्रॉब्लम है ए ग्रेट आइडिया मैं उनको फोन लगा तो वो मेरा फोन नहीं उठाएंगे और फिर मैं गुस्से से आग-बबूला हो जाएगा सारा गुस्सा तुम पर निकलूंगा मस्ट फाइट होगी मैं इश्क हेलो हेलो पर इतने तो दशक में फोन उठा लिया एयरटेल वाली है तो यह जो कितना शेयर करेंगे क्या कुछ नहीं कुछ नहीं चाहिए कि आपका दिन भी शुभ रहे रखो तो ए वेरी लिटिल बैंक वालों ने तो बिल के साथ लड़ने का मूड भी क्लिक कर दिया है मैं तुम्हें गेम के लिए नहीं सो कि मैं तुम्हें जरूर थी तो कभी ऐसा नहीं है और सब सो पर मेरी जगह तो तुम तब होती है जब तुम मेरे साथ होती है कि शर्मा फ्लाइट कि मैं तो बस अ कि मैं तो बस ए हिंद कि [प्रशंसा] मैं तो वह अपना काम कर रही थी थी थी थी थी थी थी थी थी थी थी थी [संगीत] कि मैं थोड़ा सा गोल्डन देखना है कि इन आंसुओं दिलाओ पर लाइए कर दो की सुलझी चाहिए अ ए वुडन फ्लोरिंग कपूर स्तनों सेक्सी एक वार्निंग नहीं पता बस सेक्स कि वह करें तो करना है शिव कि मिक्की तुमने मेरा लोशन पाठ किया था ना हां हां तुम ही ने तो बोला था कि मैं बोला तो तुझे बालकनी से नीचे फास्ट होगी तो फिर मैं बाथरूम में गया तुम्हारा लोचन उठाया थोड़ा सा अपने हाथ में लिया फिर अपने हाथ मिले तो मेरे हाथ सॉफ्ट हो गए तो मैंने ड्यूटी रूटिंग कि इस टॉपिक रन बनाकर डाल दी फिर मैं बाहर आया और मैं तुम्हारे साथ लेटा और लोशन थे वैल्यूज आफ [संगीत] और सुनाओ [संगीत] कि थोड़ा दूर भागना घास में ट्यूब या नीचे तो सीमेंट का वृक्ष [संगीत] कि अब कोई बात है [संगीत] हेलो हेलो हां कि उन्हें गाइड यह जो आपको वीडियो पसंद आया वह लूटे सिद्ध कमैंट्स आप लोग दिन में कितनी बार करते हैं नाइट ऑल आइज विल पर लड़ना बंद कर दीजिए विकसित ए गर्ल लाइक हिस न्यू सर्विस को यूज कंबाइड पोस्टपेड दीजिए एंड फाइबर कनेक्शन विद सिंगल मोड ऑफ इंवाल्विंग और ट्विस्ट और डेडिकेटेड रिलेशनशिप मैनेजर टीम एंड 6 इसमें इक्वल आंसर होने की गारंटी फेस्टिवल एंड स्कीम्स विल एडवाइज धुंध सजेस्ट लाइक दिस वीडियो and subscribe to वायरल फीवर 876iKVJUVf0,TVF's Pehle Pyaar Ka Bhoot ft. Ritvik Sahore & Urvi Singh,2021-09-28T06:30:11Z,PT11M33S,2441739,109720,2487,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=876iKVJUVf0," - She loves me. She loves me not. - Hello, son. - Where is Jagjeevan society? - She loves me. She loves me not. - She loves me. - Hello, son. Where is Jagjeevan society? I have been searching since a long time. Uncle, it's nearby. Go straight. You will find a Xerox Center. Anjali comes there exactly at 5:30 to take Xerox of notes. Take a right turn from there. You will find Zumba classes. Anjali comes there exactly at 7:15 for cardio dance. Saigyan society is right opposite to that. Anjali stays in flat number 403. Saigyan society? Why will I go there? Uncle, I have been messaging Anjali since a long time on Instagram. She doesn't reply. Please tell her to reply. Please, uncle. Okay, uncle? - What a generation! - Uncle, please. Please. Uncle. Uncle, I make funny reels. I will make her laugh a lot, uncle. I will make her laugh a lot. Uncle, please watch my reels. Shall I show it to you? Uncle, please. Dev might have crooked teeth but he was always a jolly fellow. He used to laugh at our sorrows too. But since past few days Dev has been calling up his friends and harassing them by asking about Anjali. To teach him a lesson I snatched his phone. So he started snatching my things. We had understood that he is not our Dev. Dev was in the possession of first love. Everything was going fine in Dev's life. He was expelled from school in 10th grade. I caught him smoking when he was in 11th grade. Before his 12th grade I realized that he cannot be my son. That's why we even did his DNA test. But we never got the result. Forget it. Why are you talking about the past? Anyway. After noticing all these things we found a tuition for Dev where he could study studiously for his 12th grade and get 33%. What are you doing? Tell me. Tell me the answer. - No. Not now. - I will fail. What's new? I will also score only 19 marks. So wait. ""You should sleep. I should stay awake."" ""And sing your glories."" ""You should harass me with your tantrums."" ""What do we do?"" ""You made excuses."" ""But I kept staring at you."" ""I think you have come from the stars."" ""What do we do?"" ""Beloved, I should be lost in you."" ""And you should know it."" ""I know that you have harassed me."" ""But my heart..."" The first time Dev saw Anjali he fell crazily in love with her. But I didn't like Anjali at all. Cute, sexy and hot. Nothing, papa. She is just a friend. Just a friend. Dev changed drastically. After meeting Anjali, he changed not only his style and clothes but also his teeth. He pestered his parents to buy invisible aligners from Toothsi. When Dev told me about it, my first reaction was Wow! What excuse do I give now? But when I saw the price on Toothsi and I saw that there is EMI option too I found it quite affordable. I approved his smile makeover plan. Since that day Dev never looked back. But we had to look back. Toothsi aligners boosted Dev's confidence to such an extent that he planned to propose Anjali. Since I was his good friend, I sent him a good story. Where Anjali was dancing with her crush. Papa! Papa! Papa, please talk to Anjali. Yes, Anjali. I saw your story. And I am not at all jealous. Yes. Ask papa. Papa, please talk to her. Yes. Yes. Yes. He is cool. Actually, he is quite cool. Talk to her. Talk. Yes, Anjali. What? You want to say goodnight to papa? Papa. Papa. This was nothing. What I saw the next day a father cannot reveal it on the camera. Despite stopping Dev, he cut the hand to write a letter to Anjali. Dev. As a mother I had started worrying. About my hands. So on Anmol's saying I called someone who could exorcise Dev's first love obsession. Mr. Sakhta Launda. Mr. Launda. If the obsession is not treated hope nothing bad will happen. My kitty party is day after tomorrow. If the obsession of first love is not treated on time lovers go insane. After going insane, they dress up like Zakir Khan and try to exorcise other's obsession. I swear on Zakir. I won't let the obsession of first love win. Rat. Rat. Mr. Sakhta Launda could never succeed in life. His lover said, ""I will be back in 2 minutes"" and she took 8 years. But he never succeeded. In a few minutes Anjali's happy birthday will begin. By messaging her first ""Sorry which Dev..."" The ghost will have to come to hear this reply. Anjali. Anjali. Did you see? Did you see? The lemon has turned red. The lemon has turned red. It means, I will drink red lemonade. Listen to me carefully, Dev. Do you know? Anjali's favourite singer is Tony Kakkar. - Anjali. - Dev. Do you know? Her crush is very hot. Introduce me to him. It's not possible that I will forget her. What happened to your voice, Dev? And I won't let her forget me. I love my Anjali. You should have listened to me, Dev. I have no other option left. Take care of your Son. - Mr. Launda. - Why are you shouting Mr. Launda's name? - Open the door. - Open it. He has locked the door from the outside. What? I will see to it that Anjali wears your ornaments, mom. Use your brains. You can elope with Anjali and marry her. Don't invite us. But don't take my ornaments. My kitty party is day after tomorrow. - Damn! - What? - Damn! - What happened? Our 12th result has been declared. I have failed again. Damn! Son, it's okay. And Dev? - Dev. Dev. No, aunt. Dev cannot fail. - Why? Because one needs to appear for the exams. He had gone to meet Anjali that day. Idiot.... Mom. Please. Sorry. I will reform you now. - Come here. - Mom, please. - Come here! - Mom, please. Don't beat him like that. Wet your slippers and hit him. Due to his strong arms and slippers Dev overcame the obsession of first love. He worked hard and got 33% in his 12th grade. Dev has become quite career oriented. He has to go to Kota and crack IIT. My son must be tired of studying. Right? I have to study a lot, mom. Study.", है तो इसमें कहां मिलेगा साइकिल सोसाइटी मैं वहां जाके क्या करूंगा अंकल बहुत hansaunga उसे आप देखो ना मेरी अगर प्लीज अंकल था हमारी दुखों पर भी हंसता रहता था पर कुछ दिनों से देव अपने दोस्तों को कॉल करके किसी अंजलि के बारे में पूछ कर unhen परेशान करता था उसको सबक सीखने के लिए जब मैंने उसका फोन छीनना तो उसने भी मेरी chijen छीनना शुरू कर दिया था अब हमें पता चल गया था की यह लड़का हमारा देव नहीं है देव पे पहले प्यार का भूत जो चढ़ चुका था [संगीत] देव की लाइफ में सब कुछ ठीक चल रहा था 10th में उसे स्कूल से निकल दिया गया था 11th में मैंने उसे सिगरेट पिता पकड़ लिया था और 12th के पहले तो मुझे लगा की वह मेरी औलाद हो ही नहीं सकता इसलिए हमने डीएनए टेस्ट भी करवाया लेकिन उसका रिजल्ट कभी नहीं आया अभी छोड़िए ना क्या पुरानी बातें लेकर बैठ गए हैं aneway देव के लिए एक ऐसा ट्यूशन ढूंढ निकाला जहां पे वो मैन लगाकर 12वीं में 33% ला सके अभी अभी नहीं कराऊंगा मैं कौन सी नई बात मेरे को भी 19 मार्क्स ही आता है तो रुक जा अभी [संगीत] [संगीत] तू सोई रहे मैं जागा रहूंगा [संगीत] मानों से तू घटती रही और फिर भी मैं तुझको देता हूं तुझे लगता है तू सितारों से है अब क्या करें सजनी खोया खोया और तू ये नहीं जाने सताती रही पर अंजलि को देखा तो उसके प्यार ने दीवाना होने लगा पर मुझे अंजलि बिल्कुल पसंद नहीं थी [संगीत] [संगीत] बहुत बदलने लगा था अंजलि से मिलने के बाद उसने अपनी स्टाइल और कपड़े को छोड़ो और अपने मम्मी पापा के पीछे लगते मुझे इसके बारे में बताया तो मेरा पहला रिएक्शन था वो अब क्या बहाना दो लेकिन जब मैंने तुझसे का प्राइस देखा और इस पर एमी ऑप्शन भी अवेलेबल है यह पता चला तो मुझे यह काफी अफोर्डेबल लगा फिर मैंने उसके स्माइल में एक और प्लान को भी अप्रूव कर दिया [संगीत] उसे दिन के बाद से देव ने कभी पीछे मुड़कर नहीं देखा हमें ही देखना पड़ता था [संगीत] [संगीत] कॉन्फिडेंस इतना बढ़ चुका था की वह अंजलि को प्रपोज करने का प्लान बना रहा था और फिर मैंने भी एक अच्छा दोस्त होने के नाते उससे एक स्टोरी भेजिए jismein अंजलि अपने क्रश के साथ डांस कर रही थी [संगीत] हांजी आई से योर स्टोरी एंड आई एम नॉट आते ऑल जूलूस हान पापा से पूछ लो है एक्चुअली काफी कूल हैं पापा पापा ये तो कुछ भी नहीं था मैंने जो अगले दिन देखा कोई बाप कैमरे पर आकर बता नहीं सकता अपने हाथों की इसलिए मैंने अनमोल के कहने पे एक ऐसे शख्स को बुलाया जो देश के पहले प्यार का भूत उतार सके सख्त लौंडा जी [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] लौंडा जी अगर इस भूत को रोका नहीं गया तो कोई अनार तो नहीं हो जाएगा परसों मेरी किट्टी पार्टी है पहले प्यार का भूत का इलाज अगर समय पर नहीं हुआ तो यह लोग पागल हो जाते हैं पागल होने के बाद ये jaakir खान जैसे कपड़े पहनकर दूसरों के भूत utarane में लग जाते हैं कसम है मुझे jaakir भाई की मैं इस पहले प्यार के भूत को इतने नहीं दूंगा बस भाभी ने आई विल बी बैक इन 2 मिनट बोल के हैप्पी बर्थडे सुनने के लिए तो इस भूत को आना ही पड़ेगा है और वह मुझे भूल जाए ऐसा मैं होने नहीं दूंगा मम्मी जाता है तो वहां की शादी कर ले अंजलि से हमें भी नहीं बोला ना मेरे दिल में मत लेके जाना परसों मेरी किटी है [संगीत] फैल नहीं हो सकता उसके लिए एग्जाम भी देनी पड़ती है ना और ये तो उसे दिन अंजलि से मिलने गया था इनके मजबूत हाथों और चप्पल की बदौलत देव के पहले प्यार का भूत उतरा और उसने कड़ी मेहनत करके 12वीं में पूरे 33% प्राप्त किए [संगीत] ओरिएंट हो चुका है अरे कोटा जाकर उसे आईआईटी जो क्रैक करना है [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] रिसेंटली किस चीज का भूत लगा था अलसो गैस स्टार्ट नौ डी लिंक तू डी वेबसाइट osVgfn9K-q0,TVF's Fitness Ka Bhoot ft. Ritvik Sahore & Ranjan Raj,2021-09-24T06:30:09Z,PT12M30S,1299236,58915,1219,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osVgfn9K-q0," Bro, I was saying, let's go to Goa on the weekend? Yeah, let's go. It's also close by. Only 593 kilometres. We'll go walking. We'll reach Goa in five days. Meaning we'll have A beach body as soon as we reach Goa. Let's party! Yes! Yes! Let's go. Where are you going? Hey, dumbbell! I don't know what came over Ashwin. I mean only A crazy guy would listen to him, and walk all the way to Goa. And the other day... I am so tired. What are you drinking, bro? Beer. Yuck! What is this? Sewage water? Blackwater. It's alkaline. With more than 70 minerals. Scientists call it black H2o. - You should drink it too. - No. - Drink it. - No. - Drink it. - No. Drink! I never imagined Ashwin would change so drastically. I just knew it. Pushups were no longer A bra for him. In fact, songs like 'Gori Naal Ishq Meetha' and 'Lollypop Lagalu' would increase his calories. It's so strange. Things had got much worse. He was possessed, by the ghost of fitness. Ashwin was behaving weirdly. His life had turned into A cliched montage of A sports biopic, and there was no big championship in the end either. Then one day... As far as I remember I only ordered essential stuff for home using my card. I love you. And I knew because we use Slice Card, so there won't be any hidden charges or annual fee. So this huge bill... It's A good thing that it's easy to track his expenses through his passbook. So I quickly took my phone out and checked. I admit the Slice card gives A limit of up to 1 million. It's easier to use. We also get 2% cashback on every transaction. But why did he have to buy all this? I can never forget... what I saw that night. Do you want some juice? - No. - Detox. No. Want some fruits? Want some? Take it. Take it. On one hand, my shit was getting greener every day and on the other hand... Core tight. Come on. And back straight. Give me two. Give me two. There was only one solution to it. FIR. File A case against myself and get arrested. At least I would get rid of this fitness life. But when the cop slapped me hard I came up with an idea. Inzamam Tanmay Panda. The modern equivalent of Kumbhkaran. He's got only one role model in life. Anand Bhai. He was the only guy who could fix Ashwin. Sir... Sir, I had called. Yes, yes. Pass me that sauce. Now dip the samosa in the sauce. Great. Great. Now feed me. Normally ghosts are... Normally ghosts are supposed to scare at night. But fitness ghost believed 7-8 hours of sleep is important and its full wrath is seen on New Year's Day. While making resolutions. This ghost often tries to get cuts in innocent, unfit people. I am afraid your friend is no longer human. He's turned into A fitness freak. Seems like some invisible power is always around him who is also called A gym trainer in the ancient language. He's always fixing his body posture and body stance. Come on, push up, pull up. Here's the form. Annual membership. - 50% off. - No. - Do it. - No. The subject's metabolism had increased profoundly. I realised hanging him upside down from A tree sticking one hand in hot oil and making him fry fritters with the other won't work. We'll need to take extreme steps. What are you doing? Asking for A wish. Today is my birthday. Surprise. You're unbelievable. First, do the job you came here for. Later you can throw A bigger party. Not again. Lights. Leave me. It's time for my Suryanamaskar. Sitting 20 minutes at one position increases weight. Leave me. Leave me. Leave me. I've to do cardio. I'm putting on weight. Leave me. In the name of Chole bhature and Aloo Paratha, Random mantra Random mantra Come back, Ashu. Come back, Ashu. Come back. I don't want to. Come back, son. Come. Come back, Ashu. ""My Ashu. My Ashu."" ""My Ashu. My Ashu."" ""My Ashu. My Ashu."" ""My Ashu. My Ashu."" ""My Ashu. My Ashu."" See, your favourite category. Romcom, Sex, Action. Family Drama, Originals. Don't you want to binge-watch today? Lucky! What are you doing? You'll never get muscles this way. It's got 255.55 calories. You'll have to do 45 minutes of the treadmill and 45 seconds farming to burn it. Here, eat A protein bar. And here, annual gym membership to maintain it. 40% off. Oh, God. Damn it. Bro... laziness has quit his body. I'm afraid laziness has quit his body. Nothing can be done now. We've lost him to fitness forever. I'll take your leave. Listen! Happy Birthday. We'll party later. Hey! Why didn't you go to the gym? It's only 9 o'clock. I'll go later. Asshole, it's 9 o'clock in the night. What? Leave it. I'll go back to sleep. Since that day it's been six months. But whenever you ask Ashwin he'll say he'll go tomorrow to the gym. Ashwin was exorcised as soon as he signed the membership form. Now he only eats lettuce when it's in A burger. So cute, Ashwin. Hey guys, hope you liked this video. Hit the like button if you liked it. Tell us in the comments section which of your friend has been possessed by the ghost of fitness. And if you want up to 2% cashback and more such offers then apply for the Slice Card right now. The link is in the description. And if you don't like cashback and discounts then please get yourself treated. Build your score with the Slice Card and be financially fit. And friends, please like this video and share it with your friends. And for more awesome content like this subscribe to... The Viral Fever.", क्या बोल रहा था वीकेंड पर गोवा चले क्या ओए पता नहीं अश्विन को क्या हो गया था मतलब कोई पागल ही होगा जो उसकी बात मानकर गोवा चलकर जाएगा और उसे दिन [संगीत] हल्के लाइन है 70 से भी ज्यादा मिनरल्स के साथ वो भी कहते हैं तू भी पीना है [संगीत] [संगीत] अश्विन इतना बदल जाएगा मैंने कभी सोचा नहीं था आई जस्ट न्यू इट उसके लिए ब्रांड ही थी यहां तक मीठा लॉलीपॉप लागेलू जैसे गाने सुनकर उसके कैलोरीज बढ़ जाते द उसके ऊपर भूत सवार हो चुका था फिटनेस का भूत [संगीत] [संगीत] अजीब हरकतें करने लगा था उसकी जिंदगी एक स्पोर्ट्स बायोपिक एसिड हो गई थी जिसके एंड में कोई बड़ी चैंपियनशिप थी भी नहीं फिर एक दिन [संगीत] जहां तक मुझे पिछले महीने सिर्फ घर का जरूरी समान ऑर्डर किया था कार्ड [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] उसे करते एनुअल फीस वगैरा तो होगा नहीं उसके पास बुक से खर्चे ट्रैक करना बहुत आसान है तो मैंने तुरंत फोन निकाला और चेक किया अरे मैन स्लाइस कार्ड में 10 लाख तक का लिमिट देता है उसे इस्तेमाल करना आसान है हर ट्रांजैक्शन पर अप तू परसेंट कैशबैक भी मिलता है पर ये सब खरीदने की क्या जरूरत थी जो मैंने उसे रात देखा मैं कभी नहीं भुला पाऊंगा [संगीत] [संगीत] [संगीत] एक तरफ मेरी टट्टी दिन पर दिन हरि होती जा रही थी और दूसरी तरफ चल चल गिव मी तू गिव मी तू फिर अपने खिलाफ केस करवा कर गिरफ्तार हो जाना कम से कम इस फिटनेस की जिंदगी से छुटकारा तो मिलेगा लेकिन जब पुलिस वाले ने दो चांटे मारे तो गुस्से में मुझे एक आइडिया आया इंजमाम तन में पांडा जी एकदम मॉडर्न इक्विवेलेंट अब कुंभकरण की उनकी लाइफ का सिर्फ एक ही रोल मॉडल आनंद भाई अब अश्विन को सिर्फ कोई ठीक कर सकता है तो वही द सर वह मैंने कॉल किया था बढ़िया बढ़िया अब खिला दे [संगीत] बट फिटनेस का बहुत बिलीव्ड 728 ऑफ स्लीप इस इंपॉर्टेंट इसका भारी प्रकोप अक्सर न्यूज़ वाले दिन होता है [संगीत] ऐसा प्रतीत होता है कोई अदृश्य शक्ति हमेशा इसके साथ मौजूद रहती है उसे प्राचीन भाषा में कहते हैं जो हमेशा उसके साथ ठीक कर रहा है [संगीत] [संगीत] सब्जेक्ट का मेटाबॉलिज्म बहुत ज्यादा भर चुका था आई रिलाइज्ड किस केस में उसे पीपल के पेड़ से उल्टा लटका कर एक हाथ गर्म तेल में डालकर और दूसरे हाथ से कांडा भजिया के पकोड़े निकलवाने से कम चाहिए [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] पहले जो कम करने आए द वो तो कर लो बाद में बड़ी पार्टी देना भाई [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [संगीत] वंदे मातरम [संगीत] आज आज बेटे [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] क्या कर रहा है एनुअल जिम मेंबरशिप [संगीत] बॉडी को ऐसे ही छोड़ दिया अब कुछ नहीं हो सकता सी हैव लॉस्ट हिम तू फिटनेस फॉरएवर आई विल टेक यू लीव छोड़ कर सो जाता हूं उसे दिन से आज तक 6 महीने हो चुके द पर जब भी अश्विन से पूछो तो कहता है की अरे कल आराम से जिम जाऊंगा पसंद आए तो लाइक के लिए कमेंट में बताइए की आपके कौन से दोस्त को यह फिटनेस का बहुत चड्ढा है अगर आपको अप तू पर्सन कैश बैक और ऐसे ऑफिस पसंद है तो अभी के अभी स्लाइस सुपर कार्ड के लिए अप्लाई कीजिए लिंक डिस्क्रिप्शन में और अगर आपको कैशबैक और डिस्काउंट नहीं पसंद है तो प्लीज अपना इलाज कर और स्लाइस कार्ड से क्रेडिट स्कोर बिल्ड करें और फाइनेंशली फिट रहे और दोस्तों प्लीज ये वीडियो को लाइक कीजिए और इसे अपने दोस्तों के साथ भी शेयर कीजिए एंड फॉर मोर ऑसम कंटेंट लाइक दिस सब्सक्राइब yOZWTcirGH8,"TVF's Papa Coaching Center ft. Jameel Khan, Keshav Sadhna and @focusedindian",2021-09-17T07:00:13Z,PT10M39S,584834,28504,556,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZWTcirGH8," Mr. Gupta, how difficult is it to address your son as 'son'? For tomorrow's assignment, your task will be to hug your son. Then you'll learn your lesson. Get out! Get out! Hi, I am Vikram Mehta. I saw your ad about Papa Coaching Center on TV, you change fathers into cool dads. Yes, but why do you want to be a cool dad? Last night when I returned home, Useless, you were smoking outside the house. And all the lights and fans were on inside the house. I don't turn on the light at night for going to the toilet, to save on electricity bills. Do you how many times I fell down? How many times? How do I know? It's not visible in the dark. Don't be so abusive. I'm a grownup now. You scare me. Idiot. - And do you know why I turned on all the lights? - Why? It's your birthday. It's your birthday. I got a cake for you. See... At that moment I realized two things. That I am not a good papa and you don't get the cake if you're late. I got it. You know what, fill this form and pay the fee. We will start your training to be a good papa from tomorrow Thank you. My name is Albert D'Costa, but people call me Ravinder. I'll train you for the next couple of days, until you don't become a cool dad. Anyway, would you like something? Tea or coffee? Tea? You won't get it. Stop taking advantage of being a father. That was your first lesson. Any doubt? - Only one... - Actually, I'm in no mood to talk today. So we will start with communication lessons. So tell me, Mr. Mehta, how do you start your conversation with your son? Well...I yell at him for any reason and give him a chore. Like, sleeping all day like a useless guy, go fetch the vegetables. You know... If you want to be your son's friend, then stop yelling at him and start appreciating him. I would if he's done anything worth being appreciated. He's quit his job and sitting at home. My bluff will be called out instantly. He keeps smiling even when you yell at him. So appreciate him and say son I'm proud of you. That's step one of becoming a cool dad. Son, I'm proud of you. What did you say? I'm proud of you my son. Mr. Mehta, now give Rahul a hug. If you really care so much, then give me funding for my startup. What is your business idea? Look, our business idea for a start-up, is an app that will tell us the business idea for the startup. Do you understand? The app will tell us what to do. Amazing, son. Bravo. Very good. Very good. Get lost. To be a cool dad you must control your anger. And that's why we start our new chapter which is anger management. Okay. So assume that you're my son. Oh, nice. No, don't assume. Sorry. If you feel angry over your son, then recite the 19 tables in your mind. I don't know 19 tables. I don't know either. Let's try. Start. So 19*1 are 19. 19*2 are...38. - My money. - What money? What money? Continue. Now you need personality undevelopment. What's lacking in my personality? Nothing is lacking and that's the problem. You must be on the same level as your son. Like yo bro, lol, what's up dude. I give him milk every day but he doesn't like it. He says he wants to be Wagon R. That's not Wagon R, Mr. Mehta, that's vegan. - Ve... - Try to understand your son. He is bae, Mr. Mehta. What bae? Bond with him. Ask about his girlfriend. Tell him about your girlfriend. In fact, be so close to him, that he takes you everywhere from his bachelor's party to honeymoon. And who knows he might even fill water bottles in the fridge in future. Really? I mean is that even possible? Definitely, Mr. Mehta. It is possible. You must win his heart. Give him a gift. Imagine what he wants. Other than funding for his startup, he wants an idea for a startup. Something that's not too confusing. I once heard him saying over the phone, he wants a recliner. He can't think of ideas on the wooden chair. So I think I'll buy that recliner for him. But is it worth spending so much money on your son? Why buy it, Mr. Mehta, rent it on Furlenco. See... Look at the options. And you can change it if he gets bored. - Son? - Recliner. And the monthly rent is so low. It gets delivered in just three days. This is a pretty smart option. Wait a minute. Let's order this one. - This one? - Yes. - It's nice, isn't it? - Yes. Order from your own mobile. Okay. Thank you. Yo... Here you go. Wow. I can't believe this dad. It's the least I can do for my only son. No, I can't believe that this is so comfortable. Mr. Mehta, now place your hand on Rahul's shoulder and say, I'll fund your startup. - Mr. Mehta... - Try saying it once. Rahul will love you more than his mom. Son, I... I... God, I can't do it. If not you then it might be someone else, and then Rahul will call him papa. Son, I will fund your startup. Really? Thank you for supporting me, dad. I will never forget this. Thank you so much. Let me tell Preet. And now it's time for your yo-yo test, where I'll check what a cool dad you are. Are you ready? So Mr. Mehta, your son Rahul, is sleeping soundly even after his startup failed. You must be furious. Bloody son... But Mr. Mehta, you've four options, to give a life lesson to Rahul. threaten to beat him B, threaten to throw him out. C, threaten to get him married, or D, a heartful conversation. Remember Mr. Mehta, choosing the right option, can make your son your buddy. Or else somebody. Think Mr. Mehta. Buddy. Son, I came to say it's okay. You invested all my money in your startup. No problem, it happens. It's a life lesson. But don't take too many lessons, that you die alone. Come. No tears. It's okay bro-beta I'll never yell at you again. Since you've become a cool dad, I wanted to share something. Okay. Neha is pregnant. Why are you worried? Congratulate her. I am the father. 19*1 are 19... 19*2 are...38... It's okay, son. Congratulations. I was afraid for no reason. You know I've been trying to tell you for 10 months. - 10 months? - Yes, papa, 10 months. 19*1 are...19 19*2 are...38. 19*3 are... I am a grandpa. No dad, don't hit me. I'm a grandfather now."," Mr. Gupta, how difficult is it to address your son? For tomorrow's assignment, your task will be to hug your son. Then you'll learn your lesson. Get out! Get out! Hi, I am Vikram Mehta. I saw your ad about Papa Coaching Center on TV, that you make father's into cool dads. Yes, but why do you want to be a cool dad? Last night when I returned home, Useless, you were smoking outside the house. And all the lights and fans were on inside the house. I don't turn on the light at night for going to the toilet, to save on electricity bills. Do you how many times I fell down? How many times? How do I know? It's not visible in the dark. Don't be so abusive. I'm a grownup now. You scare me. Idiot. - And do you know why I turned on all the lights? - Why? It's your birthday. It's your birthday. I got a cake for you. See... At that moment I realized two things. That I am not a good papa and you don't get the cake if you're late. I got it. You know what, fill this form and pay the fee. We'll start your training from tomorrow, to be a good papa. Thank you. My name is Albert D'Costa, but people call me Ravinder. I'll train you for the next couple of days, until you don't become a cool dad. Anyway, would you like something? Tea or coffee? Tea? You won't get it. Stop taking advantage of being a father. That was your first lesson. Any doubt? - Only one... - Actually, I'm in no mood to talk today. So we will start with communication lessons. So tell me, Mr. Mehta, how do you start your conversation with your son? Well...I yell at him for any reason and give him a chore. Like, sleeping all day like a useless guy, go fetch the vegetables. You know... If you want to be your son's friend, then stop yelling at him and start appreciating him. I would if he's done anything worth being appreciated. He's quit his job and sitting at home. My bluff will be called out instantly. He keeps smiling even when you yell at him. So appreciate him and say son I'm proud of you. That's step one of becoming a cool dad. Son, I'm proud of you. What did you say? I'm proud of you my son. Mr. Mehta, now give Rahul a hug. If you really care so much, then give me funding for my startup. What is your business idea? Look, our business idea for a start-up, is an app that will tell us the business idea for the startup. Do you understand? The app will tell us what to do. Amazing, son. Bravo. Very good. Very good. Get lost. To be a cool dad you must control your anger. And that's why we start our new chapter which is anger management. Okay. So assume that you're my son. Oh, nice. No, don't assume. Sorry. If you feel angry over your son, then think of the tables of 19. I don't know 19 tables. I don't know either. Let's try. Start. So 19*1 are 19. 19*2 are...38. - My money. - What money? What money? Continue. Now you need personality undevelopment. What's lacking in my personality? Nothing is lacking and that's the problem. You must be on the same level as your son. Like yo bro, lol, what's up dude. I give him milk every day but he doesn't like it. He says he wants to be Wagon R. That's not Wagon R, Mr. Mehta, that's vegan. - Ve... - Try to understand your son. He is bae, Mr. Mehta. What bae? Bond with him. Ask about his girlfriend. Tell him about your girlfriend. In fact, be so close to him, that he takes you everywhere from his bachelor's party to honeymoon. And who knows he might even fill water bottles in the fridge in future. Really? I mean is that even possible? Definitely, Mr. Mehta. It is possible. You must win his heart. Give him a gift. Imagine what he wants. Other than funding for his startup, he wants an idea for a startup. Something that's not too confusing. I once heard him saying over the phone, he wants a recliner. He can't think of ideas on the chair. So I think I'll buy that recliner for him. But is it worth spending so much money on your son? Why buy it, Mr. Mehta, rent it on Furlenco. See... Look at the options. And you can change it if he gets bored. - Son? - Recliner. And the monthly rent is so low. It gets delivered in just three days. This is a pretty smart option. Wait a minute. Let's order this one. - This one? - Yes. - It's nice, isn't it? - Yes. Order from your own mobile. Okay. Thank you. Yo... Here you go. Wow. I can't believe this dad. It's the least I can do for my only son. No, I can't believe that this is so comfortable. Mr. Mehta, now place your hand on Rahul's shoulder and say, I'll fund your startup. - Mr. Mehta... - Try saying it once. Rahul will love you more than his mom. Son, I... I... God, I can't do it. If not you then it might be someone else, and then Rahul will call him papa. Son, I will fund your startup. Really? Thank you for supporting me, dad. I will never forget this. Thank you so much. Let me tell Preet. And now it's time for your yo-yo test, where I'll check what a cool dad you are. Are you ready? So Mr. Mehta, your son Rahul, is sleeping soundly even after his startup failed. You must be furious. Bloody son... But Mr. Mehta, you've four options, to give a life lesson to Rahul. A, threaten him. B, threaten to throw him out. C, threaten to get him married, or D, a heartful conversation. Remember Mr. Mehta, choosing the right option, can make your son your buddy. Or else somebody. Think Mr. Mehta. Buddy. Son, I came to say it's okay. You invested all my money in your startup. No problem, it happens. It's a life lesson. But don't take too many lessons, that you die alone. Come. No tears. I'll never yell at you again. Since you've become a cool dad, I wanted to share something. Okay. Neha is pregnant. Why are you worried? Congratulate her. I am the father. 19*2 are...38... It's okay, son. Congratulations. I was afraid for no reason. You know I've been trying to tell you for 10 months. - 10 months? - Yes, papa, 10 months. 19*1 are...19 19*2 are...38. 19*3 are... I am a grandpa. No dad, don't hit me. I'm a grandfather now." 5FSsOjx_VgQ,TVF's School Qtiyapa | Bachpan Ka Pyaar 2.0,2021-09-05T07:00:13Z,PT8M57S,838956,39926,1412,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FSsOjx_VgQ," Sir...sir... Sir, how much longer? The equation's just getting started. Don't complain, later son, let me give you a warning. The equation will continue till six in the morning. Write down all the steps son, fill up your books. Until you don't learn the answer, no tea, water, or coffee. - We've to find the log. - Yes. We'll find it. We'll not be scared of any questions. We'll change negative thinking. There's no question that we can't solve. It's your teacher BODMASH Shah. I've a question. Why does the teacher always sing to teach us? I wonder why he tutors us in the first place. And anyway, there's no scope in teaching. Curly Tales, what are you two talking about. Sir... Do you know why teacher tutors us like this? - No. - Because if he tutors normally, then your roots won't match with the teacher. Understood. You two will stay locked up in this classroom's bracket. For your functions to open, that is why he tutors like this. Raise your hand. Vermaji's monkey was better He gives proper tension First, open the bracket, then solve the function. Don't forget to divide before you multiply. It's such an easy method. It's called BODMASH. Don't forget your childhood maths. Trikonmati look, what an amazing video. I mean at an age when children can't remember ABCD, he knows alpha, beta. I want this child's talent to shine. - I want to show him to the world. - Why not? Sir, what are your weaknesses? Actually, I am very short-tempered. Sir, I didn't understand. I blow my lid pretty quickly. Don't you get it? Where did you get him from? Throw him out. Throw him out. Get lost. Sir, sir... We'll still be friends. Sir, look at this video. He's a class five student, and he learns mathematics through songs. That's not a talent. He's ruining two things at the same thing. Either he can sing or learn maths. This is called talent. See... This boy can eat 50 chicken leg pieces at one time. Wow! Sir, just like Neeraj Chopra won gold in the Olympics, similarly, this boy can win gold in the Maths Olympiad. His chances are bright, sir. But we can't wait 120 years for it? And imagine he won the gold. He won the gold. But who will work in his biopic? - Who? - This child. - And who will play his papa's role? - Akshay Kumar? - Me? - Yes, me. And I am sure you remember, sir you became the education minister because you're weak in maths. Otherwise, you could've been the CM. - Let's not waste time, come on, - Let's go. - First sign here, sir. - Pen. - Tribhuj... - Pie-log, sir, pie-log. Always to the infinity. Sit, sit, sit, how are you? Thank you for calling me. What would you like to have? Algebra, Calculus, Coordinate. Sorry, but I am already quite full. I had heavy trigonometry before leaving home. Something light maybe. Can I make a set-relation function for you? Pandey, get some dry roots... I mean dry fruits from Indore for him. Tell me something how did you learn maths so well. From my parents. Are they teachers? No, sir, they are poor. I mean how? Earlier my mom, older and younger sister would take eight hours to do a job. After my younger sister got married, my older sister stopped working. Now papa does the same job in 18 hours. - How many teaspoons of sugar will you take? - 2:1. And as for probability, that's a common story. For example, there are four members in my house. The probability of who is going to sleep in front of the cooler, will depend on whether we've a cooler or not. Conditional probability. Son, have some dry fruits. No, sir. Mom said no. I don't eat outside food. So mom has sent food from home. - But these are only two topics. - He'll tell us more. Continue. As I was saying, I learned shapes and area from bread. Like mom's round bread taught me to find the area of a circle. Sister's bread taught me to find the area of a triangle. And sometimes papa does make a pentagon or a hexagon. I see... So you learned how to find the area of a cylinder from here? Don't be crazy. Everything is not for learning, some things are meant to be eaten. Bravo, son. My happiness has no log or base today. I am happy exponentially. Hail 1729. I found my student. Come, I'll take you somewhere. Come on. Students, do you recognize him? Yes. He's the childhood maths fame Tribhuj Chaturvedi. Come on, son, sing it again. Come on sing. First, open the bracket, then solve the function. Don't forget to divide before you multiply. It's such an easy method. It's called BODMASH Don't forget childhood maths. So proud of you, son. I've nothing to give you, but take this book. Solve this properly. Clear your class 10 and join IAT. As a teacher, not a student. Of course, sir. I've been blessed by your square roots. I don't need anything else. And I'll solve this book tonight. My papa was supposed to bring a night lamp for me. I'll study hard and integrate happiness into everyone's life. God bless you, Tribhuj, God bless you. Thank you, sir. Clap everyone. Papa, guess who I met today? - Badshah? - No. - Honey Singh? - No. Alfaz. You should have atleast met someone famous. Tell me who you met? BODMAS Shah. Who is BODMAS Shah? He's a famous maths teacher. What's the point in learning maths? Let's make reels. Look what I got you? Ring light. Papa, you said you'll get a lamp for me. And where are my books? I sold your books and cycle. We'll make a studio set up in the house. But I want to study maths. What's the point, son? Look, this boy's getting his picture taken with the CM, by eating chicken leg pieces. I don't want any of this. I want to study maths. Stop bothering me. I will give you a tight slap. What's the most you can do by learning maths and science? Become a doctor, or an engineer, or a scientist. What will you do after you become a scientist? Make corona vaccine and save lives. Make corona vaccine and save lives! Look, son, people are dying of boredom. If someone falls sick, don't take him to the doctor. Show him the Influencer's page. He'll listen to jokes, watch transitions, and get well. What are you saying, papa? Let me explain in terms of science. What does science say? Laughter is the best medicine. So if you've laughter why do you need medicine? Come on, let's go make laughter. Papa, hold the light properly! This man's worked for 35 years in this field! But he can't hold a ring light properly! And what are you staring at me for? Go fetch mom's blouse. We've to make a nepo-transition video. Father, you should watch Kusha Kapila's videos. It will cure your diabetes, okay. - Number 78, wow! - 89... You're studying again. I told him not to study. - Sir, degrees can be bought, isn't it? - Yes. - And blue tick? - No. - See... - I don't have it myself. Do you have a blue tick? And to be an influencer you've to be genuine in front of the audience. Be your true self. Be naked. Open your clothes. No, no, open your clothes. - Be naked. - Forgive him.", [हंसी] सर और कितना बाकी है [संगीत] हम लेकर रहेंगे किसी के भी क्वेश्चन से नहीं डरेंगे हम मैं मोड हम करें नेगेटिव खत्म हम सॉल्व ना कर पाए किसके क्वेश्चन में एकदम इट्स अन टीचर बोर्ड मत्स्य क्यों है वैसे भी टीचिंग लैंग्वेज नहीं होगा समझे फिर तुम लोग इस क्लासरूम के ब्रैकेट में बंद रहोगे तुम्हारे फंक्शन खुले वर्मा साहब का बंदर बटोर है टेंशन सही देता है [संगीत] बदमाश इसको नहीं कितना सही वीडियो है मतलब जिस चीज में बच्चों को एबीसीडी याद नहीं होती दोस्ती बनी रहे एक साथ दोनों chijen खराब कर रहे हैं क्या तुम्हें 50 चिकन लेग पीस खाया जाता है सर [संगीत] जैसे इस बार ना नीरज चोपड़ा चांसेस तो है सर लेकिन उसके लिए सर 120 साल वेट करेंगे क्या हम करेंगे और आपको याद ही होगा सर मैथ्स कमजोर होने कारण आप एजुकेशन मिनिस्टर बने नहीं तो आप कम के पोस्ट पे होते हैं चलिए [संगीत] एकदम फुल है घर से हैवी ट्रिगोनोमेट्री करके आया था ना कुछ हल्का फुल्का हो तो इंदौर वाले ड्राई फ्रूट्स ले आओ यार एक बात बता इतनी अच्छी मैच कहां से सीखी है तूने सर मां-बाप से ओह टीचर है मेरा मतलब है कैसे मतलब मैं एक कम को मेरी मम्मी बड़ी बहन और छोटी बहन मिल के आठ घंटे में करते द फिर छोटी बहन की शादी हो गई तो बड़ी bahanon का हम करना छोड़ दिया अब उसी कम को पापा 18 घंटे में करते हैं और सर रही बात प्रोबेबिलिटी की तो वो तो घर-घर की कहानी है ना जैसे हम मेरे घर में चार लोग हैं अब कूलर के सामने कौन सोएगा उसकी प्रोबेबिलिटी तो इस बात पे डिपेंड करती है ना की घर में कूलर है की नहीं सर मम्मी ने माना किया है मैं बाहर का कुछ नहीं खाता इसलिए मम्मी ने घर से टिफिन भेजा है लेकिन यह तो दो ही टॉपिक हुए ना अरे तो bataega बेटा और बता सर मैं वही बता रहा था जैसे मैंने शॉप और एरिया नहीं rotiyon से ही सिखा है जैसे मम्मी की इस गोल रोटी ने मेरे को एरिया ऑफ सर्कल निकलना सिखाया बहन की इस रोटी ने एरिया ऑफ ट्रायंगल और पापा भी कभी-कभी पेंटागन हेक्सागन बना ही देते हैं अच्छा तो मतलब सिलेंडर का एरिया यहां से सिखा होगा नहीं पर पागल हो क्या हंसी सीखने के लिए थोड़ी होती है कुछ खाने के लिए भी होती वह बेटा वह आज मेरी खुशी का कोई नौकरी [संगीत] त्रिभुज [संगीत] लगाना रे गुनाह से पहले भाग करना भूल नहीं जाना रे इतना इजी मेथड है इसको कहते हैं बचपन का मैच मेरा भूल नहीं जाना रे इतना सो प्राउड ऑफ यू बेटा वैसे तो मेरे पास तुझे देने के लिए कुछ भी नहीं है [संगीत] और ये बुक तो मैं रात को ही सॉल्व कर लूंगा मेरे पापा मेरे लिए नाइट लैंप लेकर आने वाले खूब पढ़ूंगा और सब की जिंदगी में खुशी इंट्रस करूंगा थैंक यू बेटा [संगीत] मेरे को नहीं पहचाना मेरे को मठ पढ़ना एक शर्ट फेक के मारूंगा ट्रांसलेशन हो जाएगा तेरा मठ साइंस पढ़ते तू ज्यादा से ज्यादा क्या कर लेगा डॉक्टर बन जाएगा इंजीनियर बन जाएगा साइंटिस्ट बन जाएगा क्या करेगा साइंटिस्ट बन के कोरोना की वैक्सीन बना के लोगों को बचाऊंगा बेटा देख लो बोट हम से मार रहे हैं कोई बांदा कर बीमार पड़ता है अब उसे इनफ्लुएंसर का पेज दिखा दो वहां पे वो चुटकुले सुनेगा ट्रांजिशन दिखेगा अपने आप ठीक हो जाएगा हान बोल रहे हो पापा अब मैं तेरे को विज्ञान की भाषा में समझता हूं विज्ञान क्या कहता है लाफ्टर इसे डी बेस्ट मेडिसिन तो अगर लाफ्टर है तो मेडिसिन की क्या जरूरत है अरे पापा ही पकड़ कर [संगीत] मम्मी के ब्लाउज वीडियो बनाना है बाबूजी अपना गुस्सा काफिला के वीडियो देखा करो आपका डायबिटीज ठीक हो जाएगा ठीक है नंबर इसको कितनी बार बोला क्या padhaai करने तेरे को कितनी बार बोला है मंत्री जी डिग्री खेती जा सकती है की नहीं और ब्लू टिक नहीं देखा देखा तेरे पास रूट dekhiae और infrastor बनने के लिए हो तू बी genueen फ्रंट ऑफ योर ट्रू सेल्फ बी नेकेड ओपन योर क्लॉथस नो ओपन जोक HYgkJSwMapg,Shantit Kranti | Marathi web series | A TVF Creation | @BhaDiPa | @SonyLIV Original,2021-07-30T06:52:56Z,PT1M45S,262029,7078,418,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYgkJSwMapg,, का पुराना मतलब बिल्डो दिल चाहता है गोवा ट्रिप पंजाब पुलिस अग्नि प्रॉब्लम सॉल्व होती मजाल 8888 चाहिए प्रॉब्लम जेल वॉर्डन ने जुड़ा भंगार रिएक्शन रास्ता बन गए टांके आए हैं हुए इंग्लिश में मूर्ति निकलने तक कार्यकरण ऑफिस के तहत एक फाइनल वाह रे रे रे ओम शांति पहले वाला शांति है इस मैजिक वक्त 24 तास व्यापारिक मैथिली प्रोग्राम कॉर्डिनेटर डॉ इस दिन दिमाग नेटवर्क को मजबूर हैं ये सुन्नत पटवारी से अलग इलाका बर्फ पिघली प्रॉब्लम है और पापा जी हां था लेकिन अगर सपोर्ट इस अबूझ मुहूर्त कि होटल्स पर यह एक्सपेक्टिंग डालना चाहते हैं अजय को RlP59ewn1Ew,TVF's A day before Shaadi ft. Sunny Hinduja and Naveen Kasturia,2021-07-27T09:00:14Z,PT9M15S,1811603,77357,1836,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlP59ewn1Ew," Take a deep breath. Now release. Again. Release. Good. Now tell me why are you taking deep breaths. Shruti called. She is saying she will quit her job after marriage. I've several problems. The wedding is tomorrow and my dress hasn't arrived. 15 cousins in the house but no one's willing to collect it. And the shoes I ordered online haven't been delivered yet. What will my sisters-in-law steal at the wedding tomorrow? Tell me. And that choreographer has been bothering me all day telling me to dance. I don't want to dance! I don't want to dance! Okay, fine. Don't dance. Don't dance. Relax. This is just the first level. You're already scared. Are you the first guy getting married? No, you're not. But if keep panicking like this then you'll definitely be the first guy to be a virgin even after his wedding. That's not what we want. Just sit back, relax. Let me explain. Experience. But after the titles. So you mean to me from tomorrow all my free time is hers? I'll have to wait for her to watch my favourite show. And also share my phone password. Not just phone's password, but bank details, your daily office gossip. In fact, you'll even have to share your hard disk. I won't share my hard disk with her, brother. It's got so many vulgar videos. What if she deletes them? I called you to ease my anxiety but you're adding to them. These are small things. Give yourself some time and all these things will look rather small. Just get a home loan. What is your problem? The problem is I am not ready for the wedding. Shruti's been prepared for two years. Not only kids names, she has also decided which school and colleges they will go. And I'm not even confident about my sperm count. I feel it's so less, that I can count them. Nothing matters after the wedding. Nothing changes. Nothing... Well, you'll have to take your wife wherever you go. Even on solo trips. Not just that, you won't get to eat out. And most important you'll need your wife's permission along with mom's before you do anything. Meaning...she will need my permission as well. Stay within your limits. Who are you to give her permission? She can do anything she wants. She's an independent woman. She will have your credit card, so trust her. I obviously trust her. But not our families. You know what her mom and my mom were arguing on? Which side will arrange the priest? Even Shruti and I didn't have so many arguments in five years as much as they did in a week. Now I understand why you ran away from the wedding. I ran away from the wedding because I got married to a bitch. Sister-in-law may be arrogant but please don't call her a bitch. I am not talking about her. I was actually getting married to a bitch. It's a tradition, you won't understand. Leave it. Talk about yourself. Do you have a problem with the wedding night? Is it a performance issue? No, no, these things happen. Yes. I had none. Mine was first class. Are you having it? I don't know. I haven't done it for a year. We're saving it for the auspicious day on Shruti's suggestion. And what can one do? When I watch a film in my room it can be heard in my father's room. Even with headphones one. What will I do on my wedding night? Just get up on the wedding dais. You'll love it. The attention that you'll get you will never forget all your life. I can't. Why? Why not? I can't. But why not? I said I can't. - But you look okay sitting here... - I am sitting on a pillow. Why are you sitting on a pillow? I've piles. Is this why your confidence is low and you're running from the wedding? How long has it been? Two years. And it's worsened in the last couple of months. Maybe it will get better if I apply an icepack. Who told you to apply icepack? I read it on whatsapp. Will you do anything that's on whatsapp? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Listen, go to Pristyn Care and get a surgery done by an expert doctor. I told my brother-in-law last week and he's happy. Focus on your honeymoon. Enjoy. What honeymoon? I can't sit on the sofa. How will I sit on such a long flight? I love eating chaat but I can't. This piles has made my life hell. Buddy, I am telling you it's a very simple solution. Go to Pristyn Care and get surgery done. Look here. They also assign a personal care buddy. Insurance, hospital, admission, appointment. A-Z they manage everything. Look. Your appointment's booked with a single click. Now chill and focus on the wedding. This was easy but is marriage easy too. It's easy to go on a date as a boyfriend. But coming home every day as the husband is difficult. Do you know... every year a day before Shruti's birthday I can't sleep. Wondering whether she will like my gift or not. And tomorrow I'll be giving her my entire life. What if she doesn't like my entire lifestyle? 130... 130 was my blood pressure before the wedding. I was in the same condition. There were so many things on my mind that I couldn't think. I was feeling that this is a game of which I don't know the rules and yet... But I've already participated. Then what did you do? Since I had already participated I got married. Then I realized that marriage is actually a game of cricket. But not T-20, it's a test match. A person who wants to score runs on every ball doesn't last here. But a person who knows how to leave the ball. Here you don't hit the first ball for a six. You have to stay at the wicket. And you've to make a rhythm with your partner at the non-striking end about when to run. - Yes... - Right? Yes... And if you ever have doubts then talk to your partner. Maybe she has the same doubts. So turn on your phone because Shruti is calling you. Love you, brother. Love you too. If you hadn't shown up I was going to run away. Really! Look, my ticket to Dhaga. I was about to leave. Are you crazy? Leave this and call her. - Yes... - All the best. Okay, thank you brother. Yes, Shweta. Why do you keep calling so many times? It's a small thing. Yes, I am coming. Even test matches have breaks. Drink's break. Give me a break. Yes, I'm coming. I'll come see you. Five minutes.", कि मेरी सांस ले कि अब छोड़ वापस का जोड़ा हां बोल अ बता गहरी सांस लेकर छोड़ कर रहे तू ऐ कि वे समिति का फोन आया था वो कि तेरी शादी के बाद जॉब इन करेगी ध् कि यह 50 क्वेश्चन है कर शादी है मेरी और शेरवानी ने अभी तक 15 अगस्त समय घर पर कोई भी नहीं था लेने को अरुंधति ऑनलाइन ऑर्डर की थी ना वह भी डिलीट नहीं अभी तक कल मंडप पर सारी क्या चलेगी बताओ कि उन पर शुक्रवार को पीछे बड़ा मेरे नाचो नाचो रे नखरा को अ कि अफीम मंजिल है अभी से घबरा कर दो कि तुम पहले बंद हो शादी कर रहे हो कुछ नहीं सोने से पहले करते रहोगे ना तुम पहले इंसान जरूर बन जाओगे कि शादी के बाद जिंदगी है को सिद्ध करना ना सिर्फ बैक रिलैक्स मैं समझाता हूं स्पेस फ्लाइट के बारे में अजय को [प्रशंसा] है तो मतलब आप कह रहे हो कि कल से मेरा सारा खाली उसका अपना फेवरेट को लेने के लिए मुझे उसका वेट करना पड़ेगा और फोन का पासवर्ड भी शेयर करना पड़ेगा फोन का पासवर्ड नहीं है बैंक डिटेल्स दिन भर की सारी ऑफिस के गॉसिप्स और फैक्ट ठाट इसकी शेयर करने का युग में कितने गंदे वीडियो से डिलीट कर दिया तो क्या आपको मैं एंग्जाइटी कम करने के लिए बुलाया था अब बढ़ाने के लिए नहीं हर एक छोटी सी हैं तो थोड़ा टाइम दे अपने आपको यह सारी चीजें बहुत छोटी-छोटी लगेंगे होम लोन लेने हैं मैं तेरी प्रॉब्लम क्या है यह प्रॉब्लम है ना क्यों शादी के लिए तैयार नहीं हूं मैं और वह छुट्टी 2 साल से तैयार बैठे है बच्चों का नाम तो थोड़ा हैं वह स्कूल कॉलेज डिसाइड कर रखा है और मैं यहां से हम उनको लेकर रिकॉर्ड नहीं हो सकता है इतने कम है करूंगा शादी के बाद कुछ फर्क नहीं पड़ता है तो कुछ सेम टू सेम रहता है एकदम हां मतलब जहां भी जाओगे से बीवी को साथ में ले जाना पड़ेगा ना कि सॉलिटेयर पर आ कुछ नहीं बाहर का खाना खाने को मिलेगा मोस्ट इंपॉर्टेंट काम करने से पहले मां के साथ तो इसका मतलब है मेरे किचन में से परमिशन कर सकती है तो उस रस मार्गरेट का होगा ट्रैक्टर प्राइस मैं आपको बताता तुम्हें मेरी मम्मी उसके में किस्सा जुड़ा हुआ है कि पंडित की साइड से आएगा आ है तो इसे 5 साल में मेरे छुट्टी के दिन झगड़े हुए चित्र किसी एक हफ्ते में होंगे और समझदार है मंडली कुमार गए थे आप मंडप से इसलिए बाहर तक कि मेरी शादी किससे हुई थी भाभी कितनी भी डिमांड जो आप कुछ मत बोलो पीस में भी की बात नहीं कर रहा हूं में वृद्धि बाकी कुछ ऐसे हो रही थी रितु नहीं समझे बात करना क्या तुझे है का स्वागत है प्रॉब्लम इनफॉरमेशन ओं [संगीत] कुछ नहीं मुझे मुझे मुझे कोई नहीं मेरा और बस कुछ हो रहा है पता नहीं यार एक साथ ही कार्य कि पशुओं के कहने पर ऑस्पीशियस देखेंगे सेट करें बढ़िया क्या होगा अपने कमरे में बैठकर ढूंढता हूं तो पापा कमरे में आ जाती है वह भी समय पर है क्या बनाऊं सोच रहा था कि मंडप तक बैक तो सही मजा आ जाएगा जो टेंशन मिलती है ना याद रहेगी जिंदगी में नहीं बैठ सकता कि बैठता था कि मैं नहीं बैठ सकता हूं कि बढ़ सकता वे अरे नहीं बैठ सकता था पर इस तरीके से बैठाया नहीं किया रखो नीचे तक ढक क्यों है यह पॉइंट से मुझको भी हो इससे भी सिर्फ कॉन्फ्रेंस लो है तो सारी से भाग रहा है कबसे ऑन रखा था इस 12 साल से है कि पिछले चार महीनों से कुछ ज्यादा ही सीरियस हो गया ओ माय इस पर लगाता हूं ठीक है घ्र घ्र बोला था कि ऐसी व्हाट्सएप पर पड़ा था व्हाट्सएप में कुछ भी आएगा तो कर लेगा क्या है आप सब इस मौके पर डायरेक्टर डॉक्टर से सजेस्ट कर वाले अगर अपने साले को पिछले साल बताएं कुछ हो गया साला हम मजे से अपने अनुभव पर फोकस कर ही जाकर क्या हनीमून पर जाऊंगा मैं भैया में 100 पर तो बैठ नहीं पाता हूं इतनी लंबी साइड में कैसे बैठूंगा मैं को चटखाना मेरे को इतना पसंद है मैं चार्ट नहीं आ सकता हूं में बवासीर के चक्कर में पूरी जिंदगी बवासीर रोग है में [संगीत] कि अरे यार मैं तेरे को बता दूं बहुत सिंपल सलूशन है यह देखिए यह टेस्टिंग के रजा सैफी साथ लेकर यहां पर देखिए एक परसेंट के रबड़ी लिए साइन करते हैं इंश्योरेंस हॉस्पिटल एडमिशन अपॉइंटमेंट ए टू जेड सब मैनेज करते हैं लोग ई विल क्विट में तरफ बखूबी अविनाश शिखर और शादी में घुस गई यह तो आसान और के शादी करना भी इतना आसान होगा बॉयफ्रेंड बंद करना डेट पर जाना आसान होकर पर हरमन बनकर उस घर आना बहुत मुश्किल होता है हुआ है मैं आपको पता है कि हर सू ची के पौधे के एक रात रहना मुझे नींद नहीं आती है और किस-किस को मेरा गिफ्ट पसंद आएगा कि नहीं इस वक्त उसकी पूरी लाइव देने वाला हो उसको मेरा लाइटली पसंद आया तो हुआ है में 123 123 हो गया था मेरा ब्लड प्रेशर शादी से एक दिन पहले यही हाल मेरा 9th मे इतनी सारी चीजें चल रही थी कि मैं नागिन नहीं चल रहा था कि वे ऐसा लग रहा था कि खेल इसके लिए जरूरी नहीं पता लेकिन है कि मतलब पार्टिसिपेट तो कहीं नहीं ऐसे में अब क्रिकेट सर कि आप पार्टिसिपेट कर लिया तो शादी करने से कि मुझे रिलायंस व की शादी तो वाकई ए फेल हो है कि क्रिकेट का लेकिन ट्रीटमेंट इन ए कि टेस्ट मैच कि क्या वह इंसान नहीं टिकता तो हर गेंद पर रन बनाना चाहता है है बल्कि वह इंसान टिकता है इसे गेम छोड़ जाते हैं पहली बार प्रैक्टिस नहीं माना जाता है कि है कि पलटे रहना पसंद करते हैं लांच ट्रैकिंग एंड के पार्टनर के साथ तालमेल बनाना पड़ता है हम थोड़ा चाहिए वह कभी भी ब्लाउस अपने पार्टनर से बात करो तो ऐसा क्यों कोई सेंड व्हाट्सएप कहां फोन ऑन कर सकते तुझे कॉल कर रहे हैं [संगीत] कि अ कि प्रभु भैया ब्लूटूथ पता नहीं आते हैं कि तुम भागने वाला था सच में कि अ कि यह डाक टिकट अ भी निकलने वाला था पागल है क्या तू पुलिस को कॉल कर सो जाता है हैंड्स फ्री के बाद और क्यों कॉल कर रही है यार तू छोटी सी तो बात है आप आ रहा होगा ना है इसमें फीडबैक होता है ना रिटर्ंस में कि यह प्लीज और आर्टिफिशियल 5 मिनट हराया वह आपको वीडियो अच्छा लगा और अगर आपको अच्छा लगा या तो कमेंट सेक्शन में बताइए कि आपके यार ने शादी ना करने के कौन से आने दें गाइस अगर आपको भी गोपाल की तरफ पाइल्स की प्रॉब्लम है तो प्लीज अप्रिशिएट चाहिए प्रश्न के में पाइल्स हड्डियां जैसी पचास से भी ज्यादा डिफरेंस की सर्जरी हुई थी वह लेटेस्ट मेडिकल ट्रीटमेंट्स और वह आपको देते हैं केयर वाला यानी एक पर्सनल बड़ी जो शरीर से रिलेटेड टू सेट इन्फॉर्मेशन देते हैं संयुक्त राजधानी बीजिंग के टॉम एंड फॉर मोर सुच कंटेंट प्लीज सब्सक्राइब टू द वॉल्यूम KHSm6pF-It8,Hostel Daze Season 2 - Official Trailer | Amazon Original | A TVF Creation,2021-07-22T05:30:01Z,PT2M4S,983790,44732,953,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHSm6pF-It8," The hostel is like a cute girlfriend who is neither demanding nor complaining. What's more... a four-year relationship is guaranteed... At least... Oh God! She smiled at you, didn't she? So don't waste any more time. And wearing this sport's jersey. Even Virat had to wear Sherwani to impress sister-in-law Anushka. Just comb it. Don't you have a comb? It's in my room... No. Hygiene isn't a choice for girls, it's a mandate. I won't be surprised if she refuses to deflower you. Let's not fight over a girl. Always remember, Bros before ..... We'll have to show them p**n for 24-hours in a row. Are you serious? Do you mean it? Thank you. Look Ronnie Sin...with your hands tied behind your back. Now say thank you. You guys are planning extensively for ragging. Someone complained about this room. All five have to come. I know shagging, sir, but ragging... This batch is... This is a pathetic batch. Did you steal her purse? No. Then why did she suddenly break up with you? Look at Zakhir Khan... With three standup specials and two seasons of a web series he's been trying to teach us to be a man. But no...we want to get screwed.", कि हॉस्टल कैसी प्यारी सी गर्लफ्रेंड की तरह जो ना तो डिमांड है मैं कंप्लेनिंग और तो और चार साल का रिलेशनशिप का कम से कम दो का सत्यानाश हो कि लड़की ने सामने से लेकर रिमाइंड करना मेरा क्यों कर रहा है यह स्पोट्र्स एक्टिवि कि अगर खुद विराट भाई को शेरवानी पहनी हुई थी तब जाकर मिली टेनिस का भाग है से कम ही कर लो ना समझी नहीं है रूम में लड़कियों के लिए साफ-सफाई चॉइस नहीं मैंडेट है क्वांटिटी सरप्राइस शरीफ यूजर्स टो डिफाइन हो लेफ्टओवर गलियां ऑलवेज रिमेंबर मे और इन सब के सब को 24 घंटे लगातार कौन दिखानी पड़ेगी जावत करें सचिव थैंक यू थैंक यू कंपलीट हो चुका होगा आज सट्टा किंग का तो पता है वह एक्टिंग इस साल आफ बैट्री बेकार आया है कर दो और पुष्प लेकर भागा था कि नए उसने अचानक ब्रेकअप क्योंकि यह 30 से 200 रन बनाकर घोषित किए हैं लेकिन नहीं हम तो आएंगे ही कि अ t1pduZinA1E,TVF's Rahasya Mess ke khane ka,2021-07-09T06:30:10Z,PT9M33S,1921576,100577,4197,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1pduZinA1E," 30th February 2019. A student called Sumit came home and fell sick eating home food. And he hasn't stopped pooping yet. According to the doctors Sumit's body has undergone serious changes due to eating mess food for many years. So what makes mess food dangerous then corona virus. Is this the doing of an amateur cook. Or are foreign powers at play here? We want freedom from water daal We want freedom from water daal Student protests have been on a rise for past two years. The issue is only one. Bad food in the mess. Troubled by the torture on students done by the mess one boy raised his voice. He came forward on one condition that his identity should be kept a secret. So met Raju whose real name is Shyam. Assholes. Sorry, Raju. But don't worry your face is not visible. Your face has been blurred. Drink some water. Whoever raised his voice against the bad mess food they were being abducted. And then he was served pilaf for non-veg, bread without flour and... In fact, I've heard that the lentil served at the mess isn't yellow because of the turmeric. And one day... One day they beat me so much that I was screwed. Tell me...is it a sin to eat secretly at the library? No. Is it a sin to watch porn over the loudspeaker in the library while having food? Yes, you ass. I see... Sorry. No wonder. But what about the torture, you asshole. But when did the mess start torturing the students due to which rice still has stones and chicken lollypop has lollypop. If we believe historian Boka Khoda then the roots are connected with our history. We've found remains of mess food even in the pyramids of Egypt. In fact, when we scanned the utensils found at the Dil-bole-Haddippa civilization we found out that some student ate from it. And spat at the cook's face. And then... He called dozens of boys from Noida to beat him up. Sorry. The boys came from Ghaziabad. That was a translation error. This story is over. Next let's check the next one. One of those boys Mohan who was drunk he got furious because he couldn't find small gold flake. And broke all the utensils. Look. It's broken here. There's a small gold flake inside it. Find of the century. I am a lucky man. This sensational video adds gravity to historian Boka Khoda's findings which has been uploaded by the intern of the award winning reporter Mr. McDonald Sardesai. The video created an uproar in a few hours of being uploaded. Just kidding. No one watched it. My name is McDonald Sardesai. I've been doing research on mess food for 30 years. During this time I stumbled upon some secrets which I can't tell you. So I will show you. This is my ladle, this is us and we're making preparations at the mess. Traitor. How dare you make tasty food. Ruin it. Ruin the vegetables. So that their souls should shiver. Your souls shall be honoured with 72 pizzas. Every year there are training camps setup in Kabul for cooks where the Veg Taliban train them to make shit food. In fact, I kept sleeping in one of those camps for a year as a sleeper cell. Ask for milk... We'll give you sweetmeat. Ask for sweetmeat... We'll give you cucumber! I am scared that something big is going to happen. Very big. This big. Run. Run. But according to scientists the secret of mess food is hidden in human jeans which has been explained using the book called Fourth Law of Loose Motion by the professor of Oxford University of Dhanbad Dr. Steven Hawkings Cooker. Yes...keep this on the gas. It's still uncooked. So if we take a look on human DNA we'll see that the Dravidians always had a good defence. And this was never found in Pujarians and Viharians. Because they ate mess food. Now take a look at this human skeleton. Even after the body decomposed if you look closely you'll see mess food stuck in the ass hole. If you... Same taste... still tasteless. The mystery was being unfolded. But when we studied the brain of a mess cook to further confuse it we saw that when we gave him carrots, milk, sugar, and pistachio. He made carrot pudding in the lab. But when we gave him the same ingredients in the mess he made bitter gourd. We repeated this experiment eight times. Each time we got weird results. We were surprised. You turned my red shirt white you asshole. Come down. With the help of quantum physics and applying all permutations and combinations and on the advice of Baba Bengali I send a man who can never make bad food. My mother. Sweet mother. But after arriving there my mother made such bad food that... I am cooking myself nowadays. Is it cooked? Take the fritter out. Mummy, I'll eat your food too. It's Tuesday. You made chicken, didn't you? Wear it. This is a difficult situation. Leave it alone. Even science is helpless. Turn your backs because students are destined to eat bad mess food. Students who were threatened, scared, abused but they stayed strong, stood their ground, like shameless people. In the mess line with their plate. With the hope that the bread will be soft, rice will be warm they will find chicken in the Biryani today. They can't eat lizards anymore. But there's only one thing constant in this constantly changing world. And that mess food. But we care a damn. We've a maid that cooks for us. Charges us 3000 rupees a month. But cooks only once and takes half of it. Bitch. Sorry, sister", झाल पीस फरवरी 2019 तुम इतना हम का एक छात्र हॉस्टल से घर आए और घर का अच्छा खाना खाते हैं बीमार पड़ गए और आज तक उसकी तबियत नहीं रुक रहे टॉप क्यों उसकी मान है तो कई स्थान होता है मैं इसका खाना खाने से सुमित के शरीर में कुछ कह रही थी तुम बदलाव हो गए हैं तो क्या है जो बनाता है मैं इसके खाने को कोरोना वायरस से भी ज्यादा खतरनाक क्या यह सिर्फ एक नौसिखिए बावर्ची करतूत है या इसके पीछे हैं बाहरी ताकत दूंगा कि अ कि अ कि पिछले दो सालों में स्टूडेंट्स के प्रोटेस्ट बढ़ते जा रहे हैं मुद्दा सिर्फ एक है मैं इसका खराब खाना सालों से छात्रों पर हो रहे मैच के अत्याचार से परेशान एक लौंडे ने आवाज़ उठाई सामने आए इस शर्त पर कि उनकी पहचान को गुप्त रखा जाए तो मिलिए राजू से जिनका असली नाम श्याम है अनुभव सॉरी राजू भाई आप निश्चिंत रहिए आपका चेहरा नहीं दिख रहा सर्कुलर है आप पानी पीजिए ना हैं जो भिन्न उसके खराब खाने के खिलाफ आवाज़ उठाता था उसे उठाकर ले जाते थे है और फिर उसे सिर्फ और नॉनवेज में खिचड़ी घी विनती की रोटी और और अपने की जगह कि मैंने तो यहां तक सुना है कि मैं इसकी दाल में जो पीला फल होता है वह अधिकार नहीं है कि टाइम तो लिक्विड तो इतना बड़ा इस तरह मारा को स्विच ऑफ है और आप बताइए क्या लाइब्रेरी में छुपकर खाना खाना बुना है नहीं खाना खतम कर डू डू और सॉरी तभी सोचूं को गिरफ्तार कर है लेकिन स्टूडेंट्स पर हॉस्टल मेस का अत्याचार आखिर कब शुरू हुआ जिसकी वजह से आज भी चावल में कंकर है और चिकन लॉलीपॉप में लॉलीपॉप अगर हिस्टोरियन व्हो का खुदा की माने तो इसकी जड़े जुड़ी हैं हमारे इतिहास से विषैले कर इंच तक पिरामिड में मेस का खाना का अवशेष मिला है इन फैक्ट दिल बोले हड़िप्पा सिविलाइजेशन मिले बर्तनों के अवशेष को जब हमने स्कैन किया था तुमको पता चला कि इसमें कोई स्टूडेंट खाना खाया है और फिर खाकर भूरिया के मुहूर्त किया और उसके बाहर अर्थ और नोएडा से को फंडा बुला लिया उसको पीने के लिए रुका हुआ था थोड़ा के समय तरह जाता अमरुद इधर से इसमें कहानी खत्म हो गया था के हालात हैं उन्हें बस एक लौंडा मु दारू पी के आया था वह बिल्कुल फिट नहीं मिलने की वजह से बहुत खुश हो गया और साफ है कि के थोड़ा यह देखिए दरभंगा हुए हैं 188 और इसके अंदर है रिमाइंडर सेट करें कि कि हर महिला की में हिस्टोरियन बुखार खुदा की बात को गौतम देता है यह सनसनीखेज वीडियो जिसे अपलोड किया है अवॉर्ड विनिंग पत्रकार के इंटर्न श्रीमद दोनों सत्य साईं इंटरनेट पर अपलोड होने के कुछ ही देर बाद इस वीडियो ने तहलका मचा दिया जसकीरत किसी ने इसे ज्यादा नहीं देखा मेरा नाम मैगलन सरदेसाई है मैं पिछले 20 सालों से मैच के खाने में रिसर्च कर रहा हूं इसी दौरान मुझे कुछ ऐसे घटना त्रास पता चले हैं जिनके बारे में मैं आपको नहीं बता सकता इसलिए दिखा देता हूं है कि हमारी गलती है यह हम हैं और यह मैच में अनशन की तैयारी हो रही है यदि शहर तेरी हिम्मत कैसे हुई टेस्टी खाना बनाने की उनकी चाहिए चाहा तो सब्सक्राइब में जहां पर वाले उनको खाना बनाने की यहां तक कि एक साल तक असली वजह से होता है कि पवन पंडित के पिता बढ़ा दो है लेकिन साइंटिस्टों की मदद तुम मैं इसके खाने खर्रा छुपा है इंसानी जींस में जो सिर्फ लूज मोशन नाम की किताब से समझाया है ऑक्सफोर्ड यूनिवर्सिटी आफ धनबाद के प्रोफेसर डाक्टर स्टीफन हॉकिंस कर ले जी हां इसको गैस पर छोड़ देना डीएनए कच्चा भी अ है तो अगर हम इंसानी अधीन पर नजर डालें तो है तो पाएंगे कि जो द्रविडियंस की नस्ल थी उनका डिफरेंस हमेशा ही अच्छा रहा है पर यह बात पुजारी अजर बिहारी अस्मिता भी नहीं पाएंगी क्योंकि वह मैच का खाना खाते थे अब आप इसे इंसानी स्केलेटन को नहीं देखेंगे वह मीडियम टू जाने के बाद दूं अगर आप ध्यान से देखें तो मैं इसकी रोटी कहीं गांधी क्षेत्रों के बीच फंसे मिल जाएगी अगर आप इसे वॉइस बांधा अभी बुद्धि दो रास्ते जा रही थी कि इसे बुझाने के लिए हमने एक मिर्च के बावजूद दिमाग पर जब विरोध किया तो पाया कि जब हमने उनसे कहा जब दूध शक्कर जिसके भी एक दुष्कर लैब में गाजर का हलवा बनाते हैं क्वांग यहीं से अब मैं इसमें दी तुमने करेले की सब्जी बना दी हमने यह एक्सपेरिमेंट आठ बार दोहराया और हर बार अजीम अजीम रिजल्ट है हम चौक कहते हैं अरे भोसड़ी के रेट डिवाइड कर दिया इंच और कमेंट जरूर क्वांटम फिजिक्स कि सारे परमिटिशन कोंबिनेशन लगा लेने के बाद बाबा बंगाली की सलाह पेड़ मैंने एक ऐसे इंसान को वहां भेजा तो कभी खराब खाना बना ही नहीं सकता मेरी वांट जो पहली लेकिन वहां जाकर मेरी मां ने भी धोखे आप खाना बनाया कि मैं खुद जब खाना बनाकर खा रहा हूं सीटी लग गई क्या है निकाल Vodafone निकाल दो अरे मम्मी यार आप खाना खा लूंगा आज मंगलवार है चिकन बना दिया था आपने थैंक यू थैंक यू यह समस्या कठिन है छोड़ दीजिए विज्ञान की भी गांड फट गए अब तो मुरली लीजिए क्योंकि इन स्टूडेंट्स की किस्मत में है मैं इसका खराब खाना वह स्टूडेंट्स जिन्हें डराया गया धमकाया गया गरियाया गया मगर यह डटे रहेंगे खड़े रहेंगे बेशर्मों की तरह मैच कि लाइन में थाली लेकर मैं इस उम्मीद में कि आज रोटी नरम हो कि आज चावल गर्म होंगे आज बिरयानी में चिकन मिलेगा अब छिपकली खाई नहीं जाती हैं है लेकिन इस बदलती दुनिया में एक ही चीज है जो कभी नहीं बदलेगी व है मस्का खान अ है लेकिन हमें क्या हमारे यहां तुममेड़ा आती है ₹3000 महीना लेती है लेकिन एक टाइम का बनाती है और आधार ले जाती है हरामजादी है सॉरी दीदी कि हे गाइस तो आपको हमारी नई प्रॉपर्टी मिस्ट्री बहन का पहला एपिसोड कैसा लगा अगर अच्छा लगा हो तो इसे अभी के बीच के लाइक करें इस पर कमेंट करें और अपने सारे दोस्तों के साथ शेयर करें और हां हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में लिख कर यह भी बताएं कि आप और किस-किस चीज का रहस्य जानना चाहते हैं और ऐसे ही और सन टैन देखने के लिए प्लीज सब्सक्राइब टू द वायरल फीवर पर है ScTebdW_-xs,Never Have I Ever with Girlfriend - feat. Abhilash and Dhairya from Aspirants,2021-06-18T06:30:27Z,PT9M5S,3014132,152364,4234,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScTebdW_-xs," Okay. I love you too. Fine, I'll call you later. I'm going to do my lessons. Bye. Yes! Who were you talking to? Papa? Why? Who says ""I love you too"" to papa? Why? Don't you? First, papa has to say I love you only then can I add ""too"". Even you can say ""Love you"" and he'll add the ""too"". Don't count on papa. We never talk. Even on my birthdays, he tells my mom to wish me on his behalf. What do you two talk about? Same old... Did you eat? All okay? Talk to your mom. We did talk once. When I met with an accident. We talked for 58 seconds. He even asked whether the doctor's eaten or now. I think never have I ever had a conversation longer than that. With my dad. Never. Good idea. We haven't played this for a long time. Let's play it now. What? Do you have booze? Yes, I've booze. But what's the game? So you're saying you'll say a statement and if I've done anything similar then I'll take a shot. But how do you know I am telling the truth? Because you'll take a shot. I normally lie when I'm drunk. There are exceptions. In fact, according to that case study on alcohol dependant syndrome. Please don't turn Guri's hangover into a case study only for explaining me. Just play along quietly and you'll understand. Okay, let me start. Okay, so... Never have I ever made out in a theatre. What? If you've done something similar then you'll take a shot. Okay. What? How was it? We were holding hands for almost a minute. And no one found out. Meaning direct fourth base. Fourth base, wow! It was the eighth base. This is no base. This is baseless. Now you ask me something. Okay. Never have I ever scored more than 180 in history. No, no... You have? Really? Then why don't you tutor me in history as well? Abhilash, stop clearing your exam doubts. Do you have any personal questions? If there's something you want to know about me... then ask that. Know what. I know all about your personal stuff. Okay, personal. Never have I ever had a crush on one of your friends. Who? Brother Sandeep. SK. Then? My turn. It's my turn. So...never have I ever... rejected my dad's call. He keeps repeating the same old things. All good. Did you eat? How are your studies coming along? Then talk to him about that. He doesn't understand. If I ever tell him about a problem he will blame it on me. When I used to get stomachaches as a kid he used to say I must have eaten some nonsense. You should take care of me. You're my papa. You take a look. You're a grown-up but your image of your father is still when you were a kid. You two have a communication gap and not a generation gap. That's not it. I talk to my mom. She tells me how he's doing. And how I am doing. It's not necessary to express everything. But it is. It's crucial to express. One doesn't need music to drive a car but the music makes the journey easier. If you love someone then you must tell them. It makes the relationship a whole lot easier. And what can be a better day than today to tell him? Why? What is it today? It's Father's Day. Yes, mom. It's me. Dad, you? I've been calling you for so long. Why aren't you answering? I was studying. I can't find your address. Did you give me the right address? Why would I give you the wrong address? Are you coming over now? No, son. I wouldn't call if I was coming over. I would've caught you red-handed. The delivery guy called. He said he can't find your address. Where are you? What did you send this time? I think it's him. Let me check. Okay. Thank you. I told mom not to send any more digestive pills. My stomach feels much better. It's not digestive pills, son. Take a look. What is this? Philips One Blade. This is amazing, father. Why did you send this? It's Father's Day, son. Your mom said I should send you a gift. I said no such thing. Understand. Happy Father's Day, Papa. I saw your picture on Facebook. The beard looks weird on you. This look doesn't suit aspiring officers. Yes, papa, it's just... I don't like clean shave too much. Okay, fine. No one's asking you to do a clean shave. That's why I sent you the One Blade. Choose your own style. Just like you chose your own career. By the way, you always do everything in your life by choice. That's why you're you. You're right, papa. I always say the right thing. Yes... So, what's up? Love you. No... I mean, papa... Love you too. What? I mean have you eaten. Yes, I've eaten. Then hang up and let me eat too. Hang up. Fine, finish your meal too. Papa said Love you too. Is he alright? Is he drinking? Let me talk to mom. Abhilash, please. Cherish this moment. And I am really proud of you. And even I want to tell you something. Never have I ever told you... that even I love you. Wow... I love you too. I hope you're not lying. No, no. Never have I ever lied to my friends. Wait a second. Guri. The aunt downstairs broke her leg so I brought her to the hospital. I'll call you back, okay. Okay, bye. - Pay up. - Why? You just broke the game's rule. Where will I get the money? Remember what that great man said? - What? - Our economic condition is not good. Where did you get the money for the booze? I just managed that. - Who is this great man? - How can you pay you? I don't have it. There is a great man. - Are you sure? - Who is your crush? Why are you upside down? You're holding the phone upside down, father. I see... This is my new look. How is it looking? Wow...you look just like me. Isn't it? Yeah. All good, papa. What's up? Have you eaten? Oh, God. You haven't? He hasn't eaten yet. Talk to your son.", हुआ है में रुके कि आई लव यू टू टू कि अजय के बाद में बात करती पढ़ाई कर देता हूं यह किस रॉकिट पापा से क्यों और लव यू टू पापा को बोलता क्यों तुम नहीं बोलते हो इसके लिए पापा को लव यू बोलना पड़ेगा ना तभी टू 8 करूंगा मैं वैसे तुम भी लव यू बोल सकते हो और वह टू लगा देंगे पापा बनने लगेंगे बाप नियुक्ति मारी बर्थडे विश करना होता है मम्मी को बोलते हैं इस करने को खाना खाया सब ठीक है मम्मी से बात करो एक बार कुछ था कि डॉक्टर ने कि अ और अधिक ने वह अव्हाड कॉन्ट्रिब्यूशन लॉग इन थिस रिगार्ड ई में बहुत दिनों से नहीं पिघले क्या दारू है जी हां दारू है बट यह क्या है कर दो वो तो तुम कह रही हो कि तुम कोई स्टेटमेंट बोलोगी और अगर वैसा मैंने कुछ किया होगा तो फिर मैं एक शॉट मारूंगा लेकिन तुम्हें कैसे पता कि मैं सच बोल रहा हूं कि तुम गलती हो गई मैं तो दारु पी के झूठ बोलता हूं दे रहे सचिन चेयर इन फैक्ट अकॉर्डिंग टो ए स्टडी ऑन एल्कोहल डिपेंडेंस सिंड्रोम प्ले स्टोर एग्री के हैंगओवर को किस तरह बना कि मुझे मत समझाओ चुपचाप फिर तो मैं समझ में आ जाएगा ओके लेकिन इट्स ओके अब मैं व है वो मेरा टोटल थिएटर व्हाट्सएप कि अब तुमने ऐसा किया तो तुम पिओगे तो ओके वॉच हाउ इज इट हम लोग कुछ घरों 1 मिनट तक पकड़ कर बैठे हुए थे और हॉल में किसी को पता नहीं लगा अ सीधा पोत घे पोत में 100 गधे हो कि ने वह विवाह एवं कोण मोदनवान इसलिए हिस्ट्री नॉर वे का व्यवहार में रिलीज तू हिस्ट्री पढ़ो जरा तुम मुझको अब लास्ट एग्जाम क्लियर करो तुम्हें अपने पोषण प्रश्न पूछने को जानना चाहते हैं मुझसे वह पूछो ना बिछड़ना पोस्ट उसको पता है उसमें क्या पूछूंगा भी पर्सनल ठीक है कि ने वर्षा एवं हालत क्रश ऑन वन आफ योर फ्रेंड्स ओं मैं जल्दी आ चुके हैं रॉक बैंड बाजे ढोल बाजे ढोल ने वह समझ लो कि रिजेक्टेड बाय डांस कॉल 100 को शेयर उससे क्या वह वही बातें करते हैं ठीक हो खाना खा लिया है पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है करो मैं कोई प्रॉब्लम मेरी गलती तुम तुम तुम तुम तुम तुम तुम्हारे पापा बचपन में कि तुम लोगों में जनरेशन गैप नहीं कम्यूनिकेशन गैप पर है कि ऐसा कुछ नहीं है मामा से बात होती है ना मामा बता देती हूं उनके बारे में और उनको मेरे बारे में अब ऐसा जरूरी थोड़ी है कि हर चीज एक्सप्रेस करना जरूरी है एक्सप्रेस करना बहुत जरूरी है अब मानव गाड़ी चलाने के लिए म्यूजिक की जरूरत नहीं होती लेकिन म्यूजिक के साथ यहां पर आसान हो जाता है ना अगर आप किसी से प्यार करते हैं तो इसको बात बताना जरूरी होता है कि इस रिश्ते आसान हो जाते हो है और आज से बैटर दिन और कौन सा हो सकता है बताने के लिए क्यों आज क्या है फादर्स डे आज हम हम बोल रहे हैं पापा कब से फोन लगा रहा वह पर ऑप्शन है पढ़ाई कर रहा था हमारा ड्रेस नहीं मिल रहा है संघ में गलत क्यों पापा क्या कह रहे हो क्या अभी भी कुछ नहीं बेटा हम आते तो कॉल नहीं करते रंगे हाथों पकड़ लेते हैं कि वह डिलीवरी वाले का फोन आया था तुम्हारा एड्रेस नहीं मिल रहा है कहां तो अभी क्या आपने क्या भिजवा दिया भी अ कि आगे साथ देखता हूं थैंक यू कर दो का रीप मैम आपको मना किया था क्या भी चूर्ण अभिनय पर ठीक होने लगी है मेरा सूरत नहीं हटा खोल कर देखो तो हुआ है कि यह है कि पुलिस को वन ग्रेट और तुम्हारे पापा यह क्यों भेजी आपने है मैं पागल देवता मम्मी ने कहा कि तुम्हारे लिए गिफ्ट भेज दो यह सोचना हैप्पी फादर्स डे पापा हां वैज्ञानिक लुट फेसबुक पर तुम्हारी फोटो देखी वह अजीब सी डी बना रखी है तुम्हें आकांक्षी अवतार कोई यह लुक सूट नहीं करता है यहां पर वह ऐसे ही थोड़ा सा क्लीन शिव इतना पसंद नहीं है अभी तो ठीक है कौन है तू प्ले करो इसीलिए तो बंधे अपना स्टाइल को अपना करियर चुना है वैसे भी अपनी जिंदगी में अपनी पसंद करते हो इसीलिए तो तुम तुम वहां करें शेयर करें और दो ए लव यू कर दो ए न्यू मतलब बाबू लव यू टू मतलब मतलब लिए खाना तो खा लिया आप खा लो खाना खा लो मैं तो तेरे पापा ने लव यू टू बोलेगा कि तबीयत तो खराब नहीं है कि जरूरत नहीं है लेकिन अपने मामा से बात करता हूं अब है प्लीज चेक थिस मूवमेंट में अरंडी प्राऊड आफ ऊ है अनिद्रा वांट टो टेल यू वन थिंग ने वह बट यू [संगीत] थे तकरीबन आई लव यू [संगीत] कि आई लव यू टू यार [संगीत] है कि दारू के बावजूद नहीं-नहीं क्या मेघनाद एक अंगूरी है अरे मैं वह उन्हें यार वनडे का पैर टूट गया था ना तो उनको लेकर हॉस्पिटल आया हो तो मैं कॉल करूं तुझे ठीक है ओके बाय मेरे पैसे निकालो क्यों तुमने अभी गेम करूं बैठ है अरे पैसे कहां से लाऊंगा मैं भी पैसे तो मानव ने कहा था कि आर्थिक स्थिति ठीक नहीं है तुम मेघनाद एक महान इंसान उल्टे हो अरे पापा फोन आपने उल्टा पकड़ रखा है कि यह देखना यह मैं लोग देखो कैसा लग रहा है लुक शैंपू से बिल्कुल मेरे जैसे हां तैयार है आवाज को सबसे ज्यादा अ बताओ खाना खा लिया अरे यार क्या है कि खाना खाया अभी तक बात करोगे पूछ एक ही गणेशा गोपी लाइक दिस वीडियो इसको शेयर करें और कमेंट में बताइए आपको कैसा लगा अंकुश भारद्वाज एक्सप्रेस योर लव टू यू फॉर द बेस्ट मीटिंग है इस लुक यूजिंग रिसेंट केसेस पेज लिंक डिस्क्रिप्शन बॉक्स बेलो एंड मॉनिटर subscribe to the world will MYQB8SNy8Gc,TVF's Aspirants | S01 E04 | Plan B Kya Hai?,2021-04-28T07:30:16Z,PT48M54S,34903098,1231837,70798,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYQB8SNy8Gc," - Move aside. - Careful. Please check no. 5540809. Hello. 5547829... Did we clear? Both of us? The class is in the evening. Go off to sleep. Dhairya. I just saw a dream. Was I a part of it? Yes. Then it must be a good one. Yes, it was a good one. Didn't you notice? What is it that I did not notice? The spectacles that Dhairya had gifted him. - So? - So? He still has it with him. The spectacles must be durable. They did not break so he has kept it. What is the big deal in this? 7 years? Does anyone keep spectacles for 7 years? Gandhiji's spectacles are still kept in the museum in good condition. Is the case of Gandhiji's spectacles still there? But he has kept it safely. The one on which Dhairya had cut Dahiya and wrote her name. Don't you know him? He is a miser. He used to study in the loud sound of TV but did not spend more money and changed the room. Till it is not broken he wouldn't throw it. You are not trying to understand. Just look into his eyes. Even you look at the eyes and not at the spectacles. Look into his eyes! I have a doubt, SK. Why are you complicating things, brother? He accepted your relationship in front of you. He is happy for you and why are you not able to digest that? Dhairya was his past so forget about that. Don't overreact. Understood? Zip it up. It is zipped. Where did sir go? Sir left after paying the bill. Wake up SK. Where is water? Pema! Breathe, SK breathe. - SK breathe. - Shall we take him to the doctor? No. That is not needed. - SK. - SK. - SK. - SK. What happened? I think it is an anxiety attack. A week before the prelims many people have it. Something must have happened. Are you crazy? Since when have you started getting anxiety attacks? It usually happens to me. My father had called me. He was asking the same question that what you will do if you do not clear. Then? What do you tell him every time? Every time I pretend to be angry. Saying why should I think that I will not clear. Then what happened this time? He asked me to think. This is the last attempt and I will have to do something if I do not clear. I do not have any Plan B. If you do not clear it is fine as you have a job and his father has a factory. What about me? It is very important to have Plan B. Have you mailed the ethics notes? Now, what has happened to you? Pragati has cleared PCS. When did she give PCS? This was her Plan B. She is leaving now that she has cleared. - And UPSC? After all the job is that of a civil servant so she got satisfied with less. Good for her. She has started ignoring me. As it is she is very immature. - The other day at the tea stall... - She is not that immature. Even she knows that relationships of Rajinder Nagar stay back here. You should have told uncle to keep engagement after the prelims. I will not be able to come. This cannot happen. I shall call later and talk to you. I have to leave. Bye. Sorry. When did the mail come? The first mail came a week ago. Wasn't your sabbatical for a year? Yes. But it has hardly been six months now. They are saying that an important project has come up. They are asking me to join next week or resign. And I was feeling that Neelu's engagement was a big problem. Now what? What is your Plan B? Look my Plan A is to clear UPSC, become a civil servant so that I can work on eradicating drugs especially in rural areas. My Plan B is to work in rural areas to eradicate drugs without clearing UPSC. Wow! You have made a full-proof plan. What a genius? God has given me a sharp mind so it becomes easy. It becomes easy because it is your second attempt and not the last. What do you think? What should I do now? You should be making this decision yourself. If I join the job then it will impact you too. Right? I hope. Abhilash, this should be your decision and only your decision. This exam is so competitive that a wrong decision can cost heavily. BSNL has come up with long-distance packs. It is very cheap. And if need arises I can afford it. Sir, half of my sabbatical still remains. - If you wish you can extend it. - I cannot do that, Abhilash. You had a good record so that is why you are getting a chance. More than 30 employees have been laid off from the company. I understand sir. If you wish you can extend for few months. I just need the extension for few months... Abhilash, you very well know the result of your last attempt. Do you think it is so easy to become an IPS? IAS sir. I want to become an IAS. And this time I am very confident. Then why are you wasting yours as well as my time? If you were 100% sure Abhilash then you would have resigned before leaving and would not have taken a sabbatical. Let me know by this weekend otherwise, you will receive your termination letter. Are you satisfied now? Are you happy now? He will never change in life. Why are you now shouting when he is not around? You should have cursed in front of him. I am cursing you. I was just trying. My intent was not wrong. I am getting angry, motherfucker. Guri, I am sorry. I apologize. Forget it. He did not even think it right to talk. He just left. This proves that deserving people are not running our country. There are certain fuckers like him who are ruling us. It does not bother me if he does not come to attend my wedding. You wanted to dance with him at the wedding. So dance now... So dance now... It is over, buddy. I apologized for that. If he is cheap then so are you. He did not come to meet you in the last six years and as if you were calling me every day. Just 10 days before you are telling about your wedding and he left without saying anything. You both are selfish. What about me? Is a scene of Dil Chahata movie is going on? Am I Saif Ali Khan? You both are cowards. You both cannot face the truth. Sit Behind. - Guri, ride slowly. - Sit quietly. Guri, we had to go that way. - You are going on the wrong way. - Keep sitting quietly. What happened? Do you feel your decision to write the UPSC exam was wrong? Where were you for the last one week? I had gone home. I hope everything is fine? Was there an emergency? Yes, something like that. Were you getting so much dowry? You could have at least waited till prelims. Love marriage? I used to teach in a government school. That was then when I met Kusum for the first time. When we took our relationship further then our families also agreed. I felt that Kusum and I deserve something better. I told her about my dream of becoming an IAS. She supported me but not her family. I had requested them to give me one year and today it has been four years. What about Kusum? She has been waiting since last four years. She sacrificed all her dreams for my single dream. How much more could she stop her family members? Brother Sandeep, aren't you happy with this engagement? That is not the case. This time you will surely clear, Sandeep. Not only I but everyone thinks the same. You will surely clear this time. Last year I was out of the list for just one number. Just one number wasted my one entire year. Kusum has a burden of four such years. What is the problem if by wearing this ring her burden gets less? But another question arises with this ring. What will I do if I don't clear this year? Earlier people used to ask me and now I am asking myself. What will I do if I don't clear this year? Sandeep, didn't you ever think that you would have performed better if you would join some coaching? I mean you would have got some help. I would have surely got some help. What to tell you? My financial condition is not good. Should I think about the food at home or about coaching? This is my condition. There's a lot of debt My family does believe that I will clear this year. They forced me to join the coaching. But I made them believe that I don't need coaching. I refused it. Now I will not be able to join coaching at the cost of their food. Can I do it? That is why I did not join this year. Sandeep, do you have any Plan B? Plan B is for losers. Understood? I used to think that Plan B is for losers and that is why left my government job. Now I have understood what Plan B means. Very good, Pema. - How did you like it? - Very nice. Guri. Sorry, I did not hear the last part. I was lost. Nowadays Guri is lost in Pragati. Guri, I don't feel your behavior is right. I am telling you he seems to be like Arvind Samuel. Who is this Arvind Samuel? Haven't you heard about Arvind Samuel's legend story? - Didn't you tell him, SK? - You tell him the story. - Tell me. - He is telling. Arvind Samuel was one of the aspirants. He was a smart guy. In the first year, he got into a relationship. They had a live-in relationship. His girlfriend cleared UPSC but Arvind did not. Same with the second relationship. New girlfriend, new live-in but the result was the same. She cleared UPSC and he did not. The same happened in the third year. Three years, three girlfriends, and all of them cleared. But Arvind did not clear. In the last year, Arvind used to make everyone sit here and give a lecture on UPSC and love. He used to give intro in answer form, structure, and flow chart and reached a conclusion that relationships of Old Rajinder Nagar never work. It is right. If the girlfriend clears then boyfriend does not. And if the boyfriend clears then girlfriend does not. And if by chance both clear then one is IAS and other one is IFS and if by chance both are IAS their cadres are different. Relationships that are made here are never successful. Do you remember I had told you about my dream? Yes. I dreamt that we both failed in the prelims. I thought it was a happy dream. It was. This thing is making me upset since that day. I did not understand. Dhairya, in childhood, whom did you support while watching Tom and Jerry? Jerry. Jerry. Okay. Me too. I think everybody did. Do you know why did Jerry win every time and Tom lost every time? Because Tom was fighting for food for just one time. But jerry was fighting for his survival. There was no Plan B for Jerry. Did you refuse to your boss? But then I realized... I was not happy in my dream the other day because I still had a job. I was happy because I still had you. Dhairya, every aspirant knows that the relationships made in Rajendra Nagar are not forever. You know... So... So the only way we can stay together is that we both fail the UPSC. Do you really think I am your Plan B? I don't know. All I know is that going to the examination hall after 23 days would be difficult for me knowing that passing the exam would be eventually losing you. So... You were right that 1% doubt on this decision can cost me heavily. Do you think whatever you are doing is right? I don't know whether it is right or wrong but feel this is necessary. ""I wanted us to be together."" ""You wanted to be a part of me."" ""What kind of promise was that?"" ""How did this togetherness got shattered?"" ""I was with you sometime back and now I am not."" ""I shall not go back"" ""My eyes are heavy..."" ""My heart is heavy..."" ""You broke my faith."" ""We were together."" ""What was your intention?"" ""What strange way of yours is this, dear?"" ""Why did you break up with me, dear?"" ""What kind of love is yours, dear?"" ""I was your love sometime back and now I am nothing."" Where have we come? You will come to know. - Hey Guri? Whose house is this? You keep sitting. I want to meet Abhilash. Who Abhilash? Abhilash Sharma, IAS. I want to meet him. Sir, this is the house of an IAS officer. You cannot meet him without an appointment. I am his friend. Call him. Maybe you are his friend. I am telling you that I am his friend. Call him. Don't shout. - Call him up. - Talk softly. - Don't shout. - You go and stand there quietly. Please call him. Stop screaming first. I am asking you to call him. He is my friend. - Talk softly or I will shoot. - Will you shoot me? Let me see how you shoot me. Just call him and tell him that we have come. Get back. Come on. Sir. Sir. Sir, two people are fighting outside. They say that they are your friends. They want to meet you. Are you uneducated? He could have hit you. He is a policeman. Don't get aggressive. Understood? - Nonsense. - Let them in. Hi, Abhilash. You wait here. You are not needed today. You left without informing us. An emergency has come up. I have to leave for Rampur. Sorry. I left without informing you. Are you leaving immediately? Yes. The car would arrive in 10 minutes. Will you have a drink? No. Let it be. Let's drink for one last time. Now that you are leaving. I will make a drink. Are you leaving without taking your belongings? Cheers. So? You must be having many girlfriends. Whom are you dating nowadays? No one. Why? Did you break up? Yes. Did she come in between you and your duty? What are you talking, Guri? Stay in your limits. You are right. Only Mr. Collector has a position. And not people like us. Are you taking revenge for the problem that happened between us, Guri? Isn't it? You do not have even slight guilt? What do you want, Abhilash? Don't you want me to get married? Tell me. Tell me. You are marrying the girlfriend of your friend. Which girlfriend? Which girlfriend? Do you have an idea where she is for the last 6 years? Girlfriend. You know I was guilty earlier and that is why I did not tell SK about this. And when I told him... he had faith in you. That is why I gathered courage to tell you. I realized it when you left from there. What is my mistake, buddy? Tell me what is my mistake? You want me to feel guilty. I am not at all guilty. I am not guilty. You will have to accept this. Let us forget all that happened between us. I want you to attend my marriage. Guri, whatever you are doing is wrong. You are doing a cheap thing. That means you will not attend my wedding. No. Okay then. You must not have ever realized it but all this while you were faking about the positive approach. You may have cleared the exam and have become an officer but your approach towards life was wrong earlier and even now. I'll leave. 'Restless nights. Heavy heart.' 'Open eyes...' 'There is madness in everyone.' 'These small dreams in burdened minds dare to grow.' 'A ray of sunlight In dark rooms' 'ignite hope and leaves.' 'The smell of dampness reminds you' 'that there is no one you know.' 'There is only loneliness.' 'Dreams, sunlight, smell.' 'There is madness in everyone.' 'This is madness that connects with each other.' 'We are not tired, we have not stopped.' 'We have not become lifeless yet.' 'Because there is madness in everyone.' Move aside. Pema, get up. The result is out. I did not give the exam. Let me check. Please move aside. Please check my result. Move aside. Please move a little bit. Give me the way. Please let me check. - Yes, I cleared. - Did you clear? - Did you clear too? - Yes, I did. I am not able to find out my roll number. Please check. Are you able to see it? No. I am not. ""These memories are still fresh."" ""These memories are still in me."" ""Do not get out of sight, my friend."" ""Don't just pass by like a cloud."" ""This thread of connection should never break."" ""This thread of many memories"" ""This thread should never break..."" ""This thread of delicate promises."" ""Did you mend it when I was broken?"" ""You had made me."" ""When what was yours became mine"" ""It felt incomplete without you."" ""My world was complete because of you."" ""I came to know this very late."" ""This thread of connection should never break."" ""This thread of many memories"" ""This thread should never break..."" ""This thread of delicate promises.""", झाल कर दो [संगीत] कर दो अजय को कर दो [संगीत] कुछ नहीं हुआ है इन दोनों का अ हुआ है कर दो झाल कि अ हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] हुआ है हुआ है कर दो कर दो [संगीत] हुआ है कि इन ए आज शाम को क्या ऐश-ऐश सो जाओ अब हां भैया जी है इतना थिक सपना दिखाओ हुआ है वॉइस मैसेजेस उसमें अ जी हां को सबसे अच्छा योगम जी हां छह था अब कर दो कि अ कि अ अ को दिखाने तूने हैं में शनि देव भाई अच्छा है कुछ तो सुनाओ वो संभाल के रखा है ए वेजिटेबल चश्मा का या नहीं टूटा कर रखा हुआ इसमें बड़ा बचकर साल साल तक और समग्र चश्मा यार कि जब गांधी जी का चश्मा है म्यूजियम नहीं इंटैक्ट पिच कंडीशन खुली है मैं इसे रखा है जो सुधरे निर्भया कांड के अपने नाम किया था है अत जानता नहीं है इसको इतना कंजूस उनका आदमी है है मतलब टीवी का स्वरूप पढ़ाई कर लेंगे लेकिन दो पैसा देकर रूम चेंज नहीं करेंगे संयुक्त टूटेगा नहीं तब तक सिंह के गाने लिया यार कि तुम क्या को मिले समय आप अपनी आंखों में देखना चश्मा क्यों घुस रहा है भाई लाखों में एक हो आज हम विदाउट ड्रेस केयर कि कांटेक्ट क्यों कर रहा है भाई तू मैं हूं कि उसे एक्सेप्ट किया मतलब रिलेशनशिप तेरे सामने को खुश है भाई ये बात हजम नहीं हो रही है फोन किधर है उसका पास थी उसे वहीं पर है ना और या ठंडा समझाओ यह पुस्तक है तेरा बंद कर यार है अरे बम तो है हुआ है [संगीत] में कैद सर कांग्रेस संविधान पीठ कर दी और चले गए थे [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] और वेस्ट भाई अरे पानी को व्यर्थ हुआ था फास्ट ऐसे फैसले लुटेरों के स्केच स्केच किसके थे एक से एक मैं अभी थोड़ी लंबी हो गई बस कि फिल्म के कार्यक्रमों को है क्या हुआ कि हुए में आने क्या को सिलेक्ट ऑप्शनल अगेंस्ट आईटी ओं तू तो मेरा काम है एक से एक कि पापा कॉल आएगा आ कि पुलिस नहीं होगा तो क्या करोगे अजय को है तो फिर हर बार क्या बोलता है अजय को कि उस सोने का नाटक करता हूं मैं की सूचना है क्योंकि नहीं होगा ना कि इस बार क्या हो गया अब कि पुलिस सोचना पड़ेगा कर दो थे [संगीत] लास्ट टाइम है कुछ नहीं हुआ तो कुछ तो करोगे ना मैं पहले भी नहीं है यार मेरे पास मैं तेरा सही है नहीं तो जॉब करने का उसके पापा का फैक्ट्री घृरा क्या है कर दो [संगीत] कि लॉन्ड्री होना चाहिए टेंपर्ड ग्लास पर जरूरी है कर दो [संगीत] एक मैसेज के नोट बैन कर दिया ना क्यों क्या हो गया प्रदेश में कि भारत के पीछे निकल गया है की कोशिश कर देती हूं तो उसका फैमिली अब हो गया है चार एप्पल बोर यूपीएससी नौकरी स्विस बैंक है ना होंगे इसी क्रम में आ ब्लुटूथ ठीक हो करना शुरू कर दिया यार तू 109 उसको ओवैसी के मिर्च और है उस दिन चैट फ्री में कैसे मिर्च और नहीं हुआ है तो सही बताया कि राजेंद्र नगर रिलेशनशिप यह जाते हैं [संगीत] कर दो कर दो लुट हुआ है कर दो अजय को कि हमेशा आपको बोला ज्यादा खर्च रविवार को कि फिल्म के बाद में अपने पिसा गई थी कुछ नहीं अभी ऐसे नहीं आ पाऊंगा मैं फिर नहीं हो पाएगा अच्छे चलिए मैं आराम से बात करती हूं कुछ निकालना है इसलिए लाइट बंद करो अजय को कि अ हां सॉरी कब आया था इस तरह मेकअप से पहले आप कि हमारे सभी को लेकर दो ना जी हां मैं भी तो मुश्किल यह मैंने भी नहीं हुआ था कि संजय को इंपोर्टेंट पार्ट कागज अ में जॉइन करूं और रिमाइंड करो मैं यहां पर मुझे वीरू की सगाई थी बड़ी प्रॉब्लम ली में शिफ्ट और तुम्हारा क्या आप लंबी उम्र मेरा प्लेन एक है कि मैं यूपीएससी शेयर करूं 7.1 ताकि मैं नशा मुक्ति पर काम करती है है कि मैं नशा मुक्ति पर काम करूं लेंगे उसमें विदाउट कर दिया कि वह मैं भी तो फुलप्रूफ बनाने जा रही हूं हैं उड़द जीनियस हैं कि भगवान ने मुझे काफी शारदे मां शारदे सोनू निगम जल्द ही इजी विटामिन सी जो तुम्हारा सेक्रेटिव अ क्लास कि वह थिंक क्या करना चाहिए मुझे अभी है इससे तुम्हें खुद लेना चाहिए 114 में जॉब ज्वाइन करता हूं आज तू स्कूल इंपॉर्टेंट YouTube पर है ए रुक आप हिंदू हो कि विलाष के दुश्मन भी ऑडिशन एंड ओनली ऑडिशन कि शिक्षामित्र कंप्यूटर है तू है या एक पर्सेंट होना इधर यूजर्स को काफी भारी पड़ सकती है [संगीत] ए बेनिफिक एग्जॉल्टेड संस्था का आगे सबसे कम है हु इज द बेस्ट जरूरत पड़ी तो मैं इसमें फोटो [संगीत] MP3 [संगीत] कि सिरपुर मेरा आदर्श भाटिया तो अभी बाकी है आप चाहे गुड्डू अभिलाष तुम्हारे को राख इसे तो मैं चांस मिल रहा है का होल्डर नीतीश से ज्यादा एंप्लाइज कंपनी सिलेव किया गया है आइए स्टार उत्सव पर अगर आप चाहे तो कुछ बनता एक्सटेंशन कर सकते हैं मुझे सिर्फ कुछ मन क्वेश्चन है लास्ट पारद पता है तुमको आईपीएस बनना इतना आसान लगता है तो मैं क्या आए 100 मैं आईएएस बनना चाहता हूं एंड सिस्टर मैरी कॉन्फिडेंट मेरा और अपना टाइम क्यों वेस्ट कर रहे हो तुम अगर हमने प्रसन्न कॉन्फिडेंट होते हैं तो रिसर्च करके जाते हैं इससे होता है निशान लगा दो हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] कि अगर संदीप पाठक डा मैं कुछ पूछा कभी सीधी नहीं होती चली जाती है कुत्ता इन थिस कि मैं बस कोशिश कर रहा था वह मेरा को इंटेंशन गलत थोड़ी दवाई सॉरी सॉरी सॉरी सॉरी तो उसे बात करना ठीक समझा यार यह अ मेरे वॉइस से बात करनी होती है यार फैशनस एडिसन जल्दी चला रहा है कि चीन रखें बारिश अबे गहने इसी तरह है अरे कुछ नहीं यार घंटा पर फंदा यार अ कि मुझे देखना था उसके साथ शादी में कुमार जब नोच नोच चला दो कि अब वह घटिया पप्पू कम घटिया है क्या कि नेताजी वह मिलने नहीं आती पर रोल कर रहा था उसको सभी से दो दिन पहले आकर बोला नेहा जी और है वह सारा बिना शक्ल दिखा चला गया अ कि मुझे अपना बड़ा उसका अपना पढ़ाई मेरा क्या भाई दिल कहता है चल रही है मैं सैफ अली खान लूंगा मैं और भी फोटो है वह भी फट्टू है और तुम दोनों सट्टा सामना नहीं कर सकते हैं अजय को कर दो अजय को [संगीत] कर दो अजय को अजय को कि माधुरी प्रति चलाना शब्द को अर्घ जाना गलत है अजय को क्यों क्या हो गया कि यूपीएससी लिखने का फैसला गलत लग रहा है क्या फोन कहां से गायब हफ्ते से अ है कर्क यादव क्यों क्या हुआ सब ठीक है कुछ एमरजेंसी थी क्या कि ऐसा कुछ कि अ यह सब मोटा देवी मिल रहा था कि आपको कि फिल्म सो जाने देते थे थे फर्स्ट लव मैरिज है थे गवर्नमेंट स्कूल में पढ़ाता था अ ए विक्टिम से पहली बार मिला था की बात आगे बढ़ी तो घरवाले भी मांगे अ कि मुझे लगा मैं और कुसुम कुछ बैटरी जॉब करते हो तो मैंने उसे अपना आईएस पढ़ने का सपना बताया कि कि उसने सपोर्ट करें अब कि घरवालों ने नहीं मैं हाथ जोड़कर एक साल का प्रॉमिस करके है था अपने सासू के अत्याचार साल हुए हैं है और कुसुम है तो चार साल से डेटिंग कर रही हैं हैं सपने सारे सपने सैक्रिफाइस कर दिए फॉर वन सिंगल ट्री ओं हैं और कितना रोकते अपने घरवालों को लुट कर दो [संगीत] की संख्या पैसे ए सिंगल मैन से खुश नहीं हो क्या कि Tata ऐसी बात नहीं है कर दो अब इस पॉइंट आपका पक्का हो जाएगा संदीप यादव है उसको क्या सबको यही लगता है आप इस बार निकालोगे हुआ है कि राष्ट्रीय 11 नंबर से लिस्ट से बाहर हो गया मैं सारा एक नंबर पूरा सांखला गया है 14 सालों को बढ़ाने कुसुमपुर [संगीत] मैं उठी पहले से और सुनाओ ए सबटल थोड़ा कम होता है कुछ कह रहे थे का प्रयोग पता नहीं था अ ड्यूटी के साथ एक सवाल और है कि इस बार ना निकल आते क्यों करूं मैं कि पहले लोग पूछते हैं है अब मैं कुछ पूछता हूं कि इस साल निकला टिके करो जय हिंद हुआ है और सुनील क्या आपने कभी ऐसा नहीं सोचा कि अगर मैं आपको सेटिंग ऑन करते तो इसे थोड़ा बैटरी होता आ और तब अरे कुछ तो और हेल्प मिलती [संगीत] में हेल्प मिलती है कि मैं कि के बताओ ना और आर्थिक स्थिति ठीक है हमारी अ की रोटी के बारे में सोचूं बापू की कि कुछ सिंह के बारे में सूचना कि यह लगते हो कि उनका ध्यान रख यार [संगीत] कर दो कर दो का गण वड़ों को विश्वास जब कि किस बात और निकाल लूंगा के प्रगण ऑफिसर किया है मैं कोचिंग कर कोचिंग कर दो कि मैंने विश्वास दिलवाया मैंने कोचिंग को जरूरत ना है मना कर दिया मैंने तो कि उनके रोटी चीन के कोचिंग बनाऊंगी मुझसे अ को होगी को सुनाकर इस साल कर दो इस संधि पर आपका कोई प्लान भी है क्या के अनुसार यूजेस ए अजय को को समझाना का प्लैन 20 फॉलोअर्स ओं मैं यह सोच के तो govt.job छोड़ी थी कर दो कुछ भी समझ में आ रहा है ए प्लस बी का क्या मतलब होता है हुआ है हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] अजय को कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कर दो ऑन करो कर दो कर दो शो मोर का प्रभाव बहुत बढ़िया रहती है पिछला गाना ऑन थे ग्रेट कि अ है अरे सॉरी यार मैंने सुना नहीं जा सका पार्टी लॉस्ट आज कल ई तू कौन है बे अबे ए कि अरविंद सैम्युअल्स इन की सजा सुनाई नहीं तूने इसके पता नहीं कहां-कहां गर्लफ्रेंड और बॉयफ्रेंड और गर्लफ्रेंड सब्सक्राइब और लाइक करें और और सेटिंग फोन पर अश्लील चार्ट बनाकर इस कंप्यूटर में वीरवार को वर्क नहीं करते हैं कर दो है लेकिन यह बात सही है यार है तो गर्लफ्रेंड का हो गया तो बॉयफ्रेंड नहीं हो रहा है ए बॉयफ्रेंड का हो गया तो फिर गर्लफ्रेंड करनी है और दोनों चाहिए ठीक है ना कि अगर गलती से ढूंढ होंगे तो कैमरा लगे हैं कर दो कि अ हुआ है अजय को कि अ [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] के ज्यादा मेरे को सपना देखा तो वो जी हां कि मुंध देखा था कि कि कैमों ई कि हम दोनों ही कि फिल्म सफल हो गए थे कल मुझे डांस फोन लगाइए पूजा हाफिज जी ए फाइल कि आईटी वास ए कर दो कि उत्तरी द्वीप आत्मवृत्त अब सिर्फ हैं और अब सेट कर दिए हैं कि मैं समझी नहीं मैं और जब बचपन में जो टॉम एंड जैरी आता था तुम किस की साइड इफेक्ट ओं MP3 कि चिड़िया कि मी टू गो थे सिंगर आफ बर्थडे है मैं तुमको पता जरूरी क्यों हर बार जीता था के पत्तों हर बार और तथा है कि टॉम न ही लड़ाई अतिरिक्त टाइम के खाने के लिए लड़का ओ ओ यहां पर जेरी अपने सरवाइवल कि रिलेटिव चैरि जरूर अप्लाई नहीं आ मैं तुम्हें अपने बॉस को मना कर दिया था कर दो कर दो कुछ भर देना है रिलायंस कि ट्यूशन सपने में मैं खुश इसलिए नहीं था ए रिकॉर्ड आफ स्टेज अ जॉब हूं मैं खुश था विपक्ष ए स्लाइट यू कर दो कुछ देर कहीं ना कहीं अ यहां पर यहां पर का पहरा स्पिन को यह पता है कि कि जो राजेंद्र नगर के लुट है लेकिन जब से जुड़े लेकिन जब है मैं तो कोई नहीं है ए क्लिप तो यही चूड़ियां आते हैं और ए प्लस बी ए सॉप कर दो की कुंडली में हम के साथ रह सकते हैं इस कि वह फील्डिंग है [संगीत] कि मुझे लुट ए रिलेटिव आदमियों लाइन है [संगीत] मैं पहले कि सिंह निवासी पता है कि कि फेसबुक का निर्णय एग्जामिनेशन हॉल में और मंदिर जाना है आज भी पॉसिबल होगा अगर योग के नोटिफिकेशन इस क्षेत्र में जानता शुरू तो कुंठित बेच लूजिंग न्यू शो ओं हाउ टू राइट लाइक स्टेशन पे पसंद आएगी मुझको बहुत भारी पड़ सकता है मैं तुम्हें लगता है तुम को चेक कर रहे हो है कि फोन नंबर देंगे ठीक है या एक गलत है तो है तो उस लगता है यह जरूरी है कि अ [संगीत] में एक ही रंग मे रंगना था तुझे मुझ मे रहना था थान कहा जो वादा है मैं तेरा चुके हैं का सामूहिक भंग पिया अभिषेक की राशि मैं अभी डंग पिया न वापस जाऊं रे मेरी आंखें हमारी मन पे पत्थर हद्ज भारी तूने तोड़ा यह भ्रम संग संग चले थे हम था राधे राधे राधे तेरा यह तेज ऐसा अनूठा ढूंढ थोड़ा तूने प्यार तंग राग्नि के पिता प्रॉब्लम अभिषेक तीरा की तरफ बढ [संगीत] हुआ है हुआ है और भाई कहां है तू हां भाई हां मैं वैष्णव हूं जो अलार्म्स मैंने है कौन मिल्क पाउडर शर्मा यह तो शकल है पर यह हैं पौन इंच दोस्त दोस्त दोस्त से कि पिच और मौसम है है सर हां सर बार दोनों झगड़ा कर रहे हैं बोल रहे हैं आपके दोस्त हैं आपसे मिलना चाहते हैं को सौंपेगी मारो क्या लठ मारेगा सबके सामने पुलिस वाला है वह अ को फैला वस्त्र और किसी के सामने समझे तमीर और हरे अभिलाष कैसे हो की ₹3 आज अ हुआ है अजय को है तो बिना बताया गया है जी हा यार वह मैं अमित जैन सी आ गई है एक अ कि रामपुर निकलने अभी अ और सॉरी मैं तुम लोगों को बिना बताए निकल गया हुं है तो मिथुन जा रहा है मैं ऑफिस 10 मिनट में दाढ़ी आ रही है कौन सा पेड़ कुछ नहीं अभी तो और सुना फिर हार जाहिर है तो आखिर बनाता हूं कि यह सामान लादा जा रहा है हुआ है कि चेस्ट है और मैं तेरे तो काफी गर्लफ्रेंड रही होंगी कि इस डिजिटल मैं किसी को नहीं क्यों कि ब्रेकअप हो गया था जी हां मैं भी तेरे को तेरी ड्यूटी के डिशनरी एप को खुली तो क्या बात है तुम्हारा है कि उक्त मेरे हां सही है भाई अ कि उक्त बस कलेक्टर साहब की होती है हम जैसों की कहां हुआ है [संगीत] का प्रेशर कर रहा है घड़ी अ है कि हमारे बीच में जो प्रॉब्लम हुआ है तो उसी का बदला ले रहा है तू खाना है कर दो कि कुछ को हल्का सा गिफ्ट नहीं है ना [संगीत] अजय को तो क्या जाता है प्लस एप कि शादी नहीं करूंगा मैं मैं बोला बोल मुझे अपने दोस्त की गर्लफ्रेंड से शादी कर रहा है सी गर्लफ्रेंड यार कर दो कौन-कौन सी कर रहे हैं 16 साल से कहां है पता है तुझे [संगीत] कर दो कि मुझे बताएं हैं 198 टेस्ट में आ कि इस वंश के कोई बोला था कर दो कि जब उसे बताया है तो उसको भरोसा था तुझे मैं है इसलिए मैंने हिम्मत कि तुझे भूलने की दुआ से भाग आया था तो मुझे मिठाई छोड़ दो कर दो तो फिर क्या गलती है [संगीत] क्या करती है बता दूं कि तू क्या चाहता मेरिट में रहा हूं कि मैं अब तो भाई मैं ग्रुप में नहीं हूं ए न्यू फिल्म है और यह बात तुझे एट अप करनी पड़ेगी हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो हुआ था कि हमारे बीच युद्ध तोड़ेंगे इसको बोलते हैं जो मैं चाहता हूं कि शादी है [संगीत] यह तो बहुत गलत काम कर रहा हुं की मौत खटिया काम कर दो अजय को है मतलब कि दूर शादी में नहीं आएगा कि नहीं [संगीत] अजय को में चिपके न हुआ है [संगीत] हुआ है हुआ है हो चुका है अब यह देखो शादी Reliance नहीं होगा अ में पॉलिश यौर फ़िगर पॉजिटिव अप्रोच ओं और तूने भी एग्जाम क्लियर कर लिया है यह सब न बन गया हो फ्लैश लाइट को लेकर तेरी अप्रोच पहले निगल थी का राज निकलते हैं [संगीत] को दिखा दो [संगीत] कर दो शो मोर कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] अजय को कर दो [संगीत] हुआ है [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] कर दो [संगीत] अजय को कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कि मैं लुट लुट कर दो मैं बेचैन रातें उभरी थी जगी आंखें हरेक में पागलपन है यह नन्हे सपने बोझ से लदे दिमाग में पनपने की हिम्मत कर लेंगे धूप का टुकड़ा अंधेरे सोए कमरों में उम्मीद जगा कर लौट जाता है ए विलेन की गंध याद दिलाती है यहां तुम्हारा कोई नहीं सिर्फ अकेलापन कुछ सपने धूप गंध हरेक में पागलपन है कि यह पागलपन ही तो है जो हरेक को हरेक से जोड़ता है हम थके नहीं है हम रुके नहीं है हम पर जान नहीं हुए अभी तक है तो कि हरेक में पागलपन है क्योंकि हर जेब में स्वागत है अ कर दो [संगीत] कि अ अजय को अजय को अजय को [संगीत] ईपीएफओ होम कर दो MP3 लुट [संगीत] कर दो कर दो अजय को [संगीत] को इतना इतना रिजल्ट आ गया है कि मैं तुम जानती ही नहीं रहा था इस मुद्दे को अजय को थे ग्रेट कर दो [संगीत] अजय को कर दो कर दो कर दो जी हॉल इन से सिर हंै में अश्लील करिया रे मेरे मन की झोली में छोड़कर जरिए यादें गौत्रों से मुझको हो नजारा तू साथिया ओढ़ता साफ बदल ना जना पाड़ा त्यौहार टूटे रा आगे [संगीत] झाल बरसों कि यादों का त्यौहार का यह त्यौहार छोड़ ना आगे झाल नाज़ुक स्वाद चख यौगिक आया है कि अ [संगीत] कि टूटा है तूने आिखर जुड़ा तेरे हाथों से पेग बना था तेरा हजारों छुआरे जब मेरा आवाज लगा रहा तेरे बिन थोड़ा दुनियां यह भरी तुझसे ही थी पूरी जाना यह लेकिन दिल से न जुदा [संगीत] झाले लुटेरा आगे उनका या बरसों कि यादों का यह घघरा तुम भागे उद्देश लगे इल्जामो है हां यार भूख सवालों का त्यौहार होले से सिरहाने में करें यदि मेरे मन की झोली मैं छोड़कर यह यादें को से न जुदा ना तू के पीछे छोड़ता था कि होना न जाना ओ [संगीत] कि अ [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कि अरे यार कहां पर हो गया हमारे का यह एपिसोड में पता चल जाएगा तो इस आपको क्या लगता है स्पेस के लाइफ में आगे जाकर क्या होने वाला हमें फटाफट कमेंट सेक्शन में बताओ पर यू नो व्हाट इस एपिसोड वास रीडिंग ऑप्शन मतलब रियालिटी बेनिफिट गांव की पूरी लाइफ बन जाती है उतार-चढ़ाव कई तरह की प्रॉब्लम यूपीएससी एक्जाम नहीं लोगों की जिंदगी का मकसद है एंड शेयर अभिलाष की तरफ इसी मकसद को पूरा करने में लगे हुए हैं और अनअकैडमी आपके इन्हीं सपनों को उड़ान देने के लिए हमेशा आपके पास हैं तो आंवले के रस कंप्लीट सिलेबस फॉर रिसर्च एंड मीटिंग शेड्यूलर को समझें और अनफ्रेंड सोंग और एंड डाउनलोड विलेन आप नाप लिख सब्सक्रिप्शन क्लिक ओं आईटी फॉर फ्री लाइव टुडे और और Redmi प्लस क्रिकेट और हां जिसमें अमिताभ एक्सप्रेस को रेडी किस का वेट कर रहे हो गए इस दौरान गुय व्हो कैन अलसो राइट नाउ रहेगा और भी अच्छे-अच्छे शो के लिए और वह Bigg Boss मिलने सब्सक्राइब की पियर करने के लिए TV को सब्सक्राइब कर दो ना यार सो यू ऑल सबस्क्राइब क्यों पीठ में एप कर दो WeWXC_ivl5s,TVF's Aspirants | S01 E03 | Positive Approach Rakh Yaar,2021-04-21T07:30:16Z,PT45M37S,33572772,1176924,48485,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeWXC_ivl5s," I am telling you for sure that Gujarat CM Mr Narendra Modi is the BJP candidate for Prime Minister. Hey, another scam has taken place. Augusta Westland. Every year the syllabus increases, buddy. What are the reasons for people's resistance to the introduction of Bt Brinjal in India? Of course, India has rich cultural heritage from centuries. How can you even say that? India is full of gender discrimination. Here, there is female foeticide, infanticide sati is still prevalent in many areas, dowry, violence against women 'parda' tradition and women marginalization. There is data and reports for it. How can you say that India has a rich culture? Women are marginalized in the entire world and not just in India. Don't change the topic. You said that India has rich culture so convince me. - Prove it to me. - You do not want to get convinced. You are too prejudiced. You are totally negative, Abhilash. - What? - Yes. Even Guri says this? - Are you like this from childhood? - Hello, hello. I was not at all serious. I was just joking. So you are not serious with me? Sorry. Apologize to her now. You apologize to me. Let's go and have 'Kulcha' (bread). You go and eat Kulchas - Hey, listen to me. - Get lost. Idiot. Hey! Couldn't you apologize? Why are you so scared of her? I am not scared of her. I love her. Don't be serious about love. Because of their relationships, many people stayed back here. Understood? She is so serious about studies that she will clear UPSC but you will not. Shall we tell uncle about your love? - Seriously, let me tell him once. - This is not a joke. Did you tell her that I am very negative? You are my friend so try to understand. I did not say anything negative. I was just joking. Didn't she say that he told her that I am a negative person? No, no... No. Why are you laughing? No, buddy... Keep quiet. There is 20 minutes of waiting. You can give me your name and number. Okay. 20 minutes is too much. We will meet Abhilash some other time. When next. We had decided to meet him today so we will meet. Why are you unnecessarily creating problems? You are marrying your friend's girlfriend and you are saying that I am creating a problem. Speak softly. Please, write. Shwetketu Jha 998... Which Ketu? - Shwetketu, Sh... - Okay. it is okay if you write SK. It is done, sir. Shwetketu Jha. Okay, listen... Mr Collector will be here soon. Allot a good table to us and if there is any problem in service he will do a raid here. Raid. - Don't worry, brother. - Just be careful. - Nice table. - Let's go. 20 minutes is a long time. When were you thinking of telling me? I was about to tell you. And then you started talking about Pragati. I thought if I will speak now then you will judge me. I will judge you? I am just saying that someday you will meet Abhilash. Tell him the truth. Have a positive approach. - SK. - Yes. During preparation there was nothing between us. Dhairya had come to Karnal for her NGO work. She was teaching there. She was doing a good job. I just went out 2-3 times with her and then... why are you smiling? Why are you explaining it to me? Are you doing something wrong? You are getting married, buddy. What if Abhilash does not accept this? Won't you get married if he does not accept? You know he will create a scene in the restaurant. People are not the same every time. Everything changes with time. Dhairya teaches well. Do you watch her lectures? At Unacademy every teacher watches each other's lecture to make the content-rich. Dhairya's interactive live sessions are the best. I prepare my study by watching her lectures You should have called her. I was thinking to call her but did not know your scene as well. Get up, brother. For the last 5 days, you have not delivered Hindu. I have to buy to read it. We cannot pass stool without reading Economic Times. And I am experiencing constipation it for the last five days. Do you know what happened to me? My cycle slipped here and my foot got sprained. There are so many potholes. What can I do? You should be careful. There are potholes on the moon as well. Man has reached there as well. These potholes will be filled. Our country is great. Our country is not great. What have we given the world except for pollution and population? Have we contributed in any way to science and technology? We have invented Zero. That is the only thing we have given. Manoj Kumar made a song of it and that is what we have been singing. Other than that? Have we made bulb, airplane TV, fridge, internet, mobile, paracetamol and this brush? Have we made this? Dear, we can still be happy without these materialistic things. We have shown the path to the world through spirituality. In which world do you stay, uncle? Is anyone happy in India? Tell me. There is something called Happiness Report. Among 157 countries we are at 118th number. And we are at 2nd number in releasing carbon dioxide. Life expectancy is 145 literacy at 168 and in Human Development Index we are at 135th number. Look, so many good things are also happening in our country. Isn't it? Our country is very good. Be proud to be an Indian. No uncle, I am not a proud Indian. Why do you want to become an IAS? You are criticizing all the time. No, sir. I have written solutions as well. Reading these I feel you have written answers just for the sake of it. You just wrote the solutions because you were asked to do so. Positive approach is missing in all your answers. Look, you have simply rejected that Aadhaar Yojna of Manmohan Singh's government. Because I think Aadhaar becomes prevalent then the privacy of people is at risk. So your solution is not to implement it. Just try to understand what will happen if the next government passes the Aadhaar bill? Your approach should have been as to how to minimize privacy issues. How can we make it trustworthy for people? As an IAS you are expected to find solutions with a positive approach. Understood, young man. We have been keeping a positive approach for the last 65 years. Has Pakistan changed? You need to be practical. All these things are good to hear but nothing gets solved because of this. What have you to do with that? Answer in the way the examiner wants. If you cannot do it then fake it? What do you mean? Have you heard about Nirmal Kumar? You mean the Odisha Cadre one. I swear his interview is very famous. In DAF he had taken chess as a hobby. And he knew nothing about chess. He was asked about it in an interview. He had mugged up each move of each finalist of grandmaster. The same. He was so confident in the interview. It seemed as if no one knew chess better than him in the world. No one is damn bothered about what you think in real. So fake it till you make it. Anyways it is important to clear the exam. I can do anything for that. [TV Playing at a distance] That is why we want to be an IAS. There is no other job safer than this in India. What the state can do is to transfer you but not fire you. A person will happily serve the nation when you have such job security. My dream is to... I am not going to spare this old man today. Hey, shall I come with you? Yes. Uncle, you had told me that TV will be on for some time and now it remains on an entire day. I will leave the room, uncle. Leave it. Leave it immediately. Are you doing me a favour? It is cheap so that is why you are staying here. How will you become an IAS when you do not have the manners to talk? 'The trade deal between India and other Asian countries.' 'PM Manmohan Singh expressed happiness.' What is going on? I was trying to call you. I thought you escaped. There was a queue of drunkard outside the washrooms. As it is government officials are not punctual. Are you okay? There... Take this. Thank you. How are you, brother? You have put on weight. - Has Guri made you eat too much butter? - No, buddy. All this is his hard work. How are you, Guri? Come. Dhoomketu sir, your table is ready. Shwet... Let's go. Come on let's go. - How are you? - You move ahead and I will follow you. Thank you. Please, sign. I just signed the membership form. Do it in the register. You have to make an entry about your arrival and departure time. Let me first come. Hi. Hi. Do you often come to the library to study? No. I was just following you. Oh! I look more handsome from the front. Oh shit. Has it broken? Yes. Seems to be. Sorry. I am really sorry. I will get it repaired. No, it's okay. It will not take much time. There is a shop close by. I will get it repaired. No, it's okay. I just kept the books and did not see the spectacles. I am really sorry. - It's okay. - Quiet. Now we are standing outside. I have my railways exam. Then why did you do it? What could I do? They were not ready to refund the fees. You tell me. Is there anything important in life to become an IAS? There is. What? The screw is there but it isn't fitting. Its threading has broken. You will have to get a new one made. Okay, make a new one. Leave it. I will get it made later. There is no problem. I broke it. It is okay if you take a cheap one but you will have to take it. Leave it, Dhairya. Show the new one. I have already taken it out. Sir might refuse but cannot win in an argument with his girlfriend. She is not my girlfriend. Is she your sister? What are you saying? Don't you have manners? Why sister? You are just saying anything. Have some manners. Sorry. Close friend. Yes... Try this one. I don't wear frameless. It breaks easily. At least try it once. Okay fine. Okay. Now you are looking handsome from the front. I am telling you that you will get one mark extra because of this frame in the interview. Isn't it? Sure. This one is with sugar. Oh! I think it got exchanged. - Take this one. - No, it is fine. I have already taken a sip so will have it. It is just that you have taken a sip. It has not become poisonous. I will have it. It is okay. Have you started the revision for the prelims? What? Have you started the revision for the prelims? Yes. No, no the fight for answer writing is going on. So I have not started yet. Join the test series so you will able to practice more. How much do you practice? - I solve one paper for sure every day. - Okay. Either 9 to 12 or sometimes 2 to 5. Nice. UPSC time. Wow! Very nice. Very nice. I have a request. This will help in my practice as well. Done? You must be thinking that I am dumb. You should always be friends with the ones who are equal to you. The ex-boyfriend of my school was also dumb and today he is a pilot. And happily married. Lol. Why should ex-boyfriends have all the fun? Let's write another paper and have fun. You have your own room. No sharing and still you come to the library to study. You are wasting money at both places. I used to study in the room but the sound of TV disturbed me. I complained to my uncle and he asked me to leave the room. Leave it. What? Tell me is there anything important in life to become IAS. What are you saying? You are very well aware that it is not easy to get a room in Rajinder Nagar. So why put in the effort. So this is the reason for low marks. What do you mean? I felt that you have a negative approach towards life. You keep cribbing. Paper did not get complete, you don't want to try new frames and I am dumb so no friends... I think this approach is visible in your answers as well. So, even you think I am a negative person. No. I always look at the positive side. And henceforth you should also see it. Thank you. One minute. I have gifted you so my name should be written here. If nothing in life happens according to you then you should change your approach. I thought that if you couldn't clear UPSC then you will try for PCS. I am enjoying teaching. It is my type of work. I am really benefitting from the poetry I used to write. Three of my students have won scholarship from Unacademy Combat. Yes. You have taught them? Yes, I have taught them. Go and talk to the students once. The educator of Unacademy is good. Ex IAS and bureaucrats teach. It is very helpful for students. One is Navdeep Gandhi, another one is Meghana Soman and one is Nishant Reddy. They really teach well. Do they teach well? Do they good or very good? Very good but I am also best in my subject. Best. Of course. I used to watch all your video classes on Unacademy. Look, he watches my videos. He will watch the video but will not come to meet once keeping his ego aside. I do not have a pension and luxury as you have. There are more responsibilities than luxury and comfort, my friend. Right, brother. Businessmen like Guri enjoy luxury and comfort the most. Isn't it? Businessman? He makes duplicate shoes. Rascal, I don't make duplicate but local ones. HIKE is the name of my company and it is there on Amazon Choice. If you want then... - What? - Hike... Nike... Nike... Hike... He is doing the real thing by generating employment. As of now, our country needs this the most. Isn't it? In any society the position of the teacher is uppermost. It is rightly said that Guru Brahma, Guru Vishnu, Guru Maheshwara... Absolutely right. Only IAS are sitting free in society. Buddy, you... Sir, what would you like to have? Tell him what you wanted to say otherwise I will slap you. What happened? He wanted to tell you something. I was saying that we have come by bike. So police will catch hold of us if we drink and ride. Are you crazy? We are meeting after so many years. We will keep drinking till we do not puke. Brother... It is Guri's wedding. Abhilash has not changed. Not changed at all. So Guri, did your family fix the marriage or it is a love marriage? It is a love marriage. He... - Let me speak. - Yes. It is a love marriage. What does your fiancé do? She runs an NGO. What does the NGO do? It targets children. I mean they help children get rid of their habit of drugs. Great, buddy. You are doing an amazing job. I will support you people. Your fiancé should have been an IAS. What is her name? I want to go to the washroom. Keep sitting. What? Drink some water and then go. Drink it. Drinks for you, sir. Guri I am really sorry buddy... for whatever happened between us. It is not that SK and Guri that I did not miss you in the last six years. You must be thinking that after becoming an IAS I must have changed but that is not the case. I was a bit stupid. I am sorry for whatever that happened between us. Let's finish the fight. Let's forget that. Let's finish it tonight, buddy. I am very happy that you invited me. We are brothers. Three of us. Forgive me, buddy. I am sorry. It's okay. In the name of Guri's new life. In the name of sister-in-law. Gurpreet Singh weds... Gurpreet Singh weds... Gurpreet Singh weds... Dhairya... Look, Dhairya gifted me this. Very nice. It is suiting me as well. Shall I keep it? Don't put an evil eye on other's things. So possessive? SK will set you right once he comes to know about Dhairya and you. She is a very nice girl. I get good vibes from her. - Here comes Walia uncle. - Get aside. Stop the rickshaw here. - Stop here carefully. - Show me. Great! You have written Dhairya after cutting Dahiya. Carefully put your foot down. - You are so clever. - Take it. Careful, careful... - Come. - What happened? What happened? I am just trying to change my approach. Uncle, may I help you? I don't need your help. Rude in the morning and now trying to be good. Hold my hand. Come. This way. Okay, forget the examiner's standard. We'll write answer sheets together and will check each other's copies. Okay. We will give marks according to how we get impressed with each other's answers. What do you say? - Works for me. - Works? Yes. Is aunty there? She has just slept after taking medicine. I got these for her. 117? I think you have given me too many marks. Toppers score such marks. 61? You failed me. No, I did not... Oh no, I forgot Laxmikant (book) inside. I will just be back. Take this money and leave. Go, go...leave quickly. What happened? Where did the rickshaw go? He was not here. I think he has left. Let's go walking then. Shall we go walking? To fight terrorism Commonwealth should isolate Pakistan. Seriously? As a diplomat, you should promote hope. Rather than a hurdle, India and Pakistan must view commonwealth as a medium to jointly combat terror and resolve differences. And this hopeful approach will have positive impact on other SAARC forums. She slipped into the bathroom. You can meet her tomorrow. -Okay. You can make the examiner a little emotional in case studies. You structure things very well. Just less practice and right approach are your problems. You know the answer or not but leaving one question is suicide. Start listening to positive affirmations. 7-5-3 rule of answer writing. Finish each answer in 7 minutes. Write 5 points related to keyword and then elaborate each point in 3 dimensions. You must be feeling now that I am dumb. Hello uncle. For aunty. What is the need to getting these things every day? Uncle, I have just got things 8-9 times. This is not every day. I just came to meet aunty. Is aunty there? Bathroom? No, dear. My foot got twisted in the pothole outside. There are so many potholes on the road and no one does anything. You must be in real pain, aunty. What can we do now? 'Gujarat's chief minister Mr. Modi will come to Delhi on 27th Dec' 'to be a part of Rashtriya Vikas Parishad.' Where does your son stay, aunty? I have never seen him. He stays in Japan. Okay. After college, he went there for training and then he got a job there. Have you ever gone there? You must be feeling lonely here. We had gone there once but could not adjust there. So we came back. He cannot come here because of his job. It has been three years since I last saw him. [News playing on TV] Aunty, you can call me whenever you need anything. Anything. I will come every day to meet you. Aunty, you are right. Why should you go to another country? Our country is nice. You will not be able to adjust there. You are fine here. Uncle is right in saying that only inventions do not make a country great but it is people who make it great. With people like you who never leave hope. You are right. Listen, why don't you shift the TV to another room? I just have to sit and watch. So I will sit there. His studies should not get disturbed. We can sit and watch anywhere. No aunty. It is fine. If you shift the TV to another room then someone else will get disturbed. Who will get disturbed? No one will get disturbed. The other day I told him to shift the TV to another room. He does not listen. He is just lazy. Did you listen? Shift the TV to another room. Enough of it now. Yes. Walia uncle was just being lazy. Just imagine how many aspirants must be in trouble for last so many years. But I was successful in impressing aunty. Hey...this way. What? So you have solved the problem. Now you will not come to the library. Now there are more reasons to come to the library. Bye. -Bye. ""Is this a coincidence? To meet you?"" ""Time is regardless"" ""I started following you regardless of anything."" ""Everything has become regardless."" ""There are all the reasons for restlessness, surprises"" ""Disgrace and many stories."" ""Everything has become regardless."" ""My life has brightened after I met you."" ""You are like a light in me."" ""I like your innocence and you are in my thoughts all the time."" ""You are like a cloud in me."" ""I want to get drenched in your shelter."" ""I want to stay back regardless of everything."" ""I want to flow regardless of everything."" ""I want to die regardless of everything."" We were scared as to how you would react. This matter is six years old. Guri, I am actually happy. Don't think too much. Do you very well know where the relationships of Rajinder Nagar go? Who takes them seriously? Now she is my sister-in-law, Guri. And it has been six years since I spoke to her. Buddy, now I will drink alcohol. He has been troubling me a lot. Tell me one thing. Do you think that no other girl came into my life after her? What can we say about this? Amazing. Waiter... I will order now. - No, I will do it. - I will order now. Get three Old Monk. No, wait. What is your special drink? Sir, here everything is special. Everything is special. - Then get me the menu. - Yes sir. - Abhilash... - One second. I will do it. Let me order. Give it to me. Fill the pothole in such a way that it does not break again. Sir, in so less money and material, we will not be able to make an expressway. It is not your job. You are just wasting time. Let's go. We are getting late. You know the training of IAS does not begin from LBSNAA but from the time he starts preparation for UPSC. Hey, don't talk about philosophy but instead concentrate on clearing the exam. It is not about philosophy but the exam. I always had one problem. I used to crib on every problem. Right? - Yes. - Correct. And everyone used to feel that I am negative. And this is negative. But with a positive approach I can turn it into actions and then into positive results. Isn't it? Do you understand what I am saying? No. Look, I will explain. I did a case study on myself and I realized that I could always identify the problem. Yes. But that is not enough. If I have to become IAS then I have to take a step further. I will have to solve those problems. Only then things will change, system will change. Only then the purpose of bureaucracy will be solved. But from where will the motivation to do all this come? Tell me. So here comes into the picture the positive approach towards results. I understood this by experimenting with Walia uncle. A positive approach changes things. You are wrong Guri. I can't fake it in exams. I can't or in an interview. If I have to become IAS then that attitude should be inside me. If positive approach is there in my personality then it will definitely shine in the exam. I have now completely understood that why I want to be an IAS. Why? Because I have the potential. I can bring about a change. It is not special that someone wants to bring a positive change. But the special thing is that he brings about a positive change. See, this is the change. The pothole is filled. This is what we have to do after becoming IAS. We do not have to solve the problems on paper but the ground. You are just wasting your time by doing all this. There must be no other fool in Rajinder Nagar as you are. - And smart too. - What? - He is saying it at the wrong time but whatever he is saying is right. - Yes. Let's go. We are getting late. Pragati must be waiting. Let's go. Why does Pema send his rap on Collector Saab Group? This group was made for sharing notes. Sandeep, you can surely bring about a change. If you have brought it in this boy then you can bring it in society as well. The conclusion of the case study is that you are becoming an IAS.", झाल है अरे भैया मैं बता रहा हूं गुजरात के सीएम नरेंद्र मोदी ही इस पाक पीएम सिलेक्टेड कैंडिडेट है थिकनेस क्या हो गया अगस्तावेस्टलैंड हर साल है सिर्फ बढ़ जाता है यार व्हाट आर द रीजंस फॉर द पीपल्स रेजिस्टेंस टो थे इंट्रोडक्शन आफ बीटी ब्रिंजल इन इंडिया फॉर इंडिया थे रिचेस्ट प्रेसिडेंट समय जब फीमेल फोएटिसाइड इन्फैंटिसाइड है सत्य है अभी भी देखा जाता कितने अरिहंत सिद्ध हुई है वायलेंस अगेंस्ट विमेन है पर्दा प्रथा है इस सेट में मिल जाएगी तो डाटा है रिपोर्ट्स हाउ कैन यू से ज्यादा डिफिकल्ट ने इस पूरी दुनिया में महिला इज नॉट जस्ट इन इंडिया फॉर कोई मतलब झूठ इंडिया स्विच ऑफ बिर्थ उल्टे बुने थे उत्तर प्रदेश लेखपाल रखें को देखेगा ब्लास्ट व्हाट्सएप गुरु भाई कैसा है अवशेषों को एक दो सॉरी बोलो जय हो अच्छा को चक्र चलता रहा है यह पूछेगा तू फसल धनियां और कि कैसे सॉरी बोला था ना कि कंप्यूटर का ज्ञान से अ यह प्यार है गाना सीरियस मत हो आप एक अजीब सी रचना निकाल लेंगे तो बैठा रह जाएगा को टर्न को बताएंगे तेरे प्यार के बारे में सिरियस कार्तिकेय ने कि उसने बोला ना कैसे बोला मैं ले करके नहीं आ में उड़ नहीं आऊंगी 135 गांव ने Bigg Boss इस बीच में बहुत ज्यादा यार परिवार मिलेंगे अब लास्ट लुट ऐसी अजीब साइबर अजमेर कॉल करने का याद आ और दूसरा गर्लफ्रेंड से शादी कर रहा है तू गड़बड़ कर दूंगा मैं लाया अब देखिए आज के पूछा कि तू को स्विच एसएस व्यक्ति एड्रेस क्लिक हीर वूर ऊ मैं अभी आ रही कलेक्टर साहब मुझको बढ़िया ट्रेवल जन्नत सर्विस में को इच्छित सर्विस में दिक्कत हुआ तत्काल प्रभाव दिक्षित रीड अफवाह को देख बढ़िया केवल है कि यह बहुत टाइम होता है ना कि मुझे बताया सब सोच रहा था वह थोड़ा मुजरा डांस करेगा हां मैं जस्ट करूंगा मैं कि वे संस्थान बोल रहा हूं यार अभिलाष से कम गर्म कर लेगा न खुद को खत्म करने पॉजिटिव अप्रोच बस कि अश्लील क्लिपिंग टाइम हमारे बीच ऐसा कुछ नहीं है वहीं कितना लाइफ एंजॉय डांस अच्छा काम करें कि मैं बाहर गया है मैं कुछ गलत चीज कर रहा है तू घाघरा जो अलार्म्स मैंने सेट किया है अमित को व्हाट्सएप नहीं करेगा तो शादी नहीं करेगा मैं जानता यार तमाशा करेगा दोस्तों अ अरे भाई सब लोग जैसा नहीं रहते टाइम के साथ बदलता है MP3 अच्छा बनाती है यार कि Bigg Boss कैरेक्टर्स हरियाणा के आगे इशारा टीचर से दूसरे कलेक्शन देखकर भाई तुम इधर कॉन्टेंट ट्रिक्स और भाई इंटरएक्टिव लाइव सेशन भेजा का पेस्ट बना पुल रिपेयर करता हूं उसका अश्लील सोच रहा था यार पर प्रभु जी अजय को हुआ है 1500 हिंदुओ में डाला तुमने खरीद के लाना पड़ता है घ्र घ्र घ्र मे आधे घंटे तो चांद पर भी है पुनर्नवा मी पहुंच चुका है यह बढ़ जाएंगे महान देश है अपना कहां से महाराणा करता पोलूशन और पापुलेशन क अलावा कुच दिया में दुनिया को थे साइंस एंड टेक्नोलॉजी में ऑडिशन हमारा आ रही है उसी का गाना बना दिया हैं इसके अलावा बनाया बनाया टीवी फ्रिज इंटरनेट मोबाइल पेरासिटामोल योर ब्रश इन मटीरियल के बिना भी तो जा सकता है यह तो हमने पूरे संसार को त्याग के अंदर यह कौन सी दुनिया में रहते हो कोई हिंदुस्तान में मुझे एक रिपोर्ट में 100 नंबर पर है है और कांप्लेक्शन छोड़ने में दूसरे नंबर पर लाइफ एक्सपेक्टेंसी 245 लिट्रेसी 108 ह्यूमन डेवलपमेंट सेक्टर 35 नंबर पर है यार यह को कितना कुछ अच्छा भी और अब देश में नहीं हो रहा अरे बहुत अच्छा है हमारा यार बे प्राऊड 2b इंडियन ओह अंकल आज नॉट प्राऊड इंडियन प्राइस क्यों बनना चाहती हंसो पूरे टाइम यहां पर सिटी साइज के ट्यूब अश्लील है जिनको पढ़कर ऐसा लग रहा है कि तुमने आंसर सिर्फ एहसान करने के लिए बस सलूशन लिखने को बोला लिख दिया तुम्हारे सभी सलूशन के अंदर एक सबसे इंपोर्टेंट इन मीटिंग है और वह है वह सिटी अप्रोच अब देखो तुम यहां पर मनमोहन सरकार की आधार योजना को एकदम से रिजेक्ट कर दिया कि मुझे लगता आधार आने से लोगों की प्राइवेसी को खतरा है मैं तुम्हारा सलूशन है कि उसको इंप्लीमेंट ही आती है क्यों नहीं समझो कि जो नेक्स्ट फ़ॉर्मेट आती है अगर वह आधार बिल को पास कर दें फिर तुम्हारी एप्रोच ही होनी चाहिए थी कि किस तरह से हम प्राइवेसी इश्यूज को मिनीमाइज़ कर सकते हैं और कैसे इसको लोगों के लिए ज्यादा ट्रांसफर भी बना सकते हैं ऐसा ही यह फीचर जो एक्सपेक्टेड के यू विल फाइंड सॉल्यूशंस विद पॉजिटिव अप्रोच समस्याओं पर उधर कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो थे तभी देश आगे बढ़ी धुंध फोटो लुट लुट लुट पाकिस्तान को थे प्रैक्टिकल होना पड़ता है भाई यह सब चीजों सुनने में अच्छी लगती है फ्रंट आर्म होल होता है सबसे भाई तुझसे क्या करना है और जो पीने जानवर सुनना है तो वह जाना नहीं होता तो फिर कि है मतलब मतलब तूने निर्मल कुमार का नाम सुना ओडिशा के अंदर वाला ना भाई उसका इंटरव्यू बहुत फेमस है यार कसम से भाई टॉप में हॉबी ले रखी थी चेक और चैप्टर चाबी नहीं आता हुं इंटरव्यू उसने हर वर्ल्ड चैंपियनशिप के फाइनल के हर ग्रैंडमास्टर के पास में अनलकी दबाइए बैक टू सेम तोड़-फोड़ मचा दिया इंटरव्यू है ऐसा लग रहा था गुस्से और दुनिया में चक्रवात में किसी को पता ही नहीं तो सूर्य में क्या सोचता है उसे घंटा फल नहीं पड़ता है सौंफ 1 टी यू मेक वैसे भी यार जान खैर करने से मतलब है तो उसके लिए कुछ भी करूंगा थिस आईएस यार मतलब दूसरे को बन्ना है इससे अब है को इंडिया बताते हैं ब्लास्ट प्लस टेस्ट भी मैक्सिमम क्या कर सकता है आपका ट्रांसफर कर सकता था पर नहीं कर सकता भाई जब जॉब सिक्योरिटी होता है तो जो देश सेवा आइए अंदर ऑटोमेटिकली और जिंदगी मीना मेघवाल ए और अब मैं भी चलूं [संगीत] कर दो जी हां अंकल आपने खबर टीवी थोड़ी चलेगा अब दिन भर चलता रहता है मैं रूम में हूं अंकल छोड़ दे अभी के अभी छोड़ दे स्थान करेगा सस्ता मिलता इसलिए आ रहा है यह बनेंगे बात करने की तमीज नहीं है है मैंने कहा अरे तुझे भून लगा रहता है / है वैसे सरकारी आदमी टाइप छोड़ आते हो अच्छा ठीक है ना तू तो कि अ आज के एपिसोड 1 और कैसा है भाई तू एक तो यह कि मोदी के साथ उसकी मेहनत है प्लीज अ हेलो हाउ के तो सर आपका टेबल तैयार है की शुरुआत चलीए चल यार तू के विषय तत्व पिक्चर ऑफ हुआ है हुआ है कि अ मैं साइन तो कर दीजिए मैं में अक्षत भी मेंबरशिप रजिस्टर में एंट्री करनी होती है कब आए कब गए से पहले आने तो दो यार कर दो अजय को कर दो कर दो [संगीत] अजय को अजय को कर दो हुआ है कि अ आप कौन हो कर दो कर दो हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो हुआ है कर दो कर दो कि अ [संगीत] कर दो हुआ है हां भाई हां हेलो हाय मैं तुम्हें घृणा आती हो का व्रत पूजा के गीत थे मोस्ट है है वेद में आगे सरेंडर म्यूट कर दो ने उस चोट हुआ है हुआ है आ गया क्या आ को साफ सुथरा हो सॉरी आई एम रियली सॉरी मैं ठीक करा लेती हूं इसको मैंने तो क्रेडिट द टाइम लगेगा पास में मैंने देखी नहीं थी है अरे अभी तो बाहर आ गए हैं और है अरे वह पीस ऑफिस कर ही नहीं रहे थे तो फिर मैं क्या करता तो तुम ही बताओ आईएएस बनने से आइटम इंपोर्टेंट है अभी कुछ ना ए क्या है इसलिए है पर यह फिट नहीं बैठ है चूड़ी अंदर से टूट चुकी है वहीं बनाना पड़ेगा ना है अरे नहीं अहमद बनवा लूंगा कोई प्रॉब्लम नहीं है ऐसी कि लेना पड़ेगा ऐसा कुछ नहीं भैया दिखाओ निकाल लिया मैडम सर कितना भी मना करें गर्लफ्रेंड से थोड़ी सी अपनी है मैं तुम्हें हर क्या बोलूं यार आप सुनी कि आपको बैंक क्योंकि लुटेरों की शुरुआत कैसे हुई थी कि यह वाला चाय करना है का हिस्सा यह ऑफ वह फ्रेश है ना तो वह मैं पहचान हूं कि जली टूट जाता है घृत कि आखिर ठीक है ओके या ना कि हम कि अब अच्छी तो हमेशा बाहर लगे बता रही हूं स्क्रीन की वजह से इंटरव्यू ओं हुआ है कि दीवाली है तू अब इस विशेष योग है क्या ज्यादा लगता है तुम नहीं आ है अरे सूखे झूठ तो यह शरीर में हुआ था [संगीत] MP3 भजन शुरू कर दी है को पीकर बिल्कुल कर्म हां है अरे मेरी ग्य मैं वन साइड इफेक्ट नहीं आ ब्लूटूथ सेटिंग ऑन कर को दबाकर प्रेक्टिस करो तुम्हारा कर सकती हो कि मरुदेवी पीपल टो गलती लाइट बिल के सब्जेक्ट ए बी सी टाइप ए नाइस डे कर दो अच्छा-अच्छा एक विशेष है सोनू निगम मेरी मुक्ति मिलेगी हुआ है अजय को हां हो गया है कि अ कर दो कि अ कि अ कर दो कर दो कि मैं तो तुम्हें डर लग रहा होगा ना अजय को ये दोस्ती बराबरी वालों से करनी चाहिए [संगीत] कि मेरा स्कूल का एक बॉयफ्रेंड वह नालायक सा आज पायलट एंड हैपिली इन थे वर्ल्ड इट्स फुटप्रिंट ऑल ओवर कि इलेक्ट्रॉनिक ना दो पेपर नाइंथ [संगीत] हुआ है अजय को [संगीत] मैं तुम्हारा फोन है नो शहरी फिर भी तुम लाइब्रेरी में आकर परसों है एक दूजे का के पैसे 20 करें पहले रूम में पढ़ता था तब वो टीवी कंप्लेंट कि अ MP3 हिंदी ए रीजनल उन्माद हां हुई थी इस पूरे फिर वह कि तुम्हारी लाइफ में पुश थोड़े नेगेटिव है है कि करते रहते हो पेपर पूरा नहीं हुआ नहीं प्रेम से ट्राय करने ना लाइफ दुश्मनों दोस्त समझिए है अरे सिंह के पुत्र कहीं ना कहीं तो हम शु मैं तुमको लगता है मैंने टाइम नहीं मैं हमेशा पॉजिटिव अ कि अरब से हां तो मैं भी देखूं चाहिए कि मैं ठीक हूं और 1 मिनट गिफ्ट मेरा तो नाम भी मेरा होना चाहिए ना यह सिलाई में आपके अकॉर्डिंग कुछ ना होना तो आपको अपनी अप्रोच बदल कर देखे चाहिए हुआ है कि अ कर दो कर दो [संगीत] कि वेद पढ़ाने मजा आ रहा है मैं अपना टाइप का काम है यार मुझे कोई लिखता था ना उसका बहुत फायदा हो रहा है आप मेरे तीन स्टूडेंट्स फन 8 मिंस स्कॉलरशिप आ [संगीत] अच्छा हां यार मैं पड़ा है तू जाकर बात कर ले नहीं आना के ट्विटर अच्छा है यार एक चाहिए सेल्यूलाइट है वह बढ़ाने आता है उतना स्टूडेंट एक उनकी हेल्प लिए एक है नवदीप गांधी अपना एक मैग्ना सुमन है एक निशान रेडी है बढ़िया अच्छा पढ़ाते हैं एक अच्छा पढ़ा था अच्छा अच्छा बहुत अच्छा मैं बहुत बढ़िया लेकिन भाई अपना सब्जेक्ट में बेस्ट पर बेस्ट तो बहुत है यार मैं तेरे अनअकैडमी पर सारे वीडियो कैसेट दिखाओ यार बात करो वीडियो दिखेगा उस साइड करके मिलने नहीं आ यहां पर भाई इसके जैसा ठाट वर्क अक्षर ए कुछ नहीं बस ऐसे ही ए हार्ट व्हाट से कई गुना ज्यादा रिस्पांसिबिलिटीज ड्यूटीज कि वे भाई बॉय टू यह प्रश्न उठा बिट्टू * जैसे बड़े बिजनेसमैन के होते हैं कुछ नहीं चल पड़ा है कि लखनऊ जू इस समय नींबू कल आता हूं थैंक यू कि तुम्हें कुछ चाहिए तो कि क्या नाम क्या है हां भाई क्यों नहीं नाइट फाइल पर इसकी असली चीज तो यही कर रहा है यार प्लीज रेटिंग पॉइंट और अभी देश में सबसे ज्यादा जरूरी चीज ही नहीं है को देख किसी भी समाज हैं का सबसे बड़ा है से जो होता है वह है टीचर ज्योति गुरुर ब्रह्मा गुरुर विष्णु गुरु महेश्वरा बस एकदम सही बताया है लुट इस तवा अरे उत्तर से पश्चिम शराब पीने से हुई पुलिस पकड़ेगी पागल है क्या अभी मैं साल बाद मिल रहे हैं कि नकुल स्याही होगी तब तक चला कि नहीं आज हां भाई तू इस बीच शादी है भाई अभिलाष नहीं मत ले भाई अभिलाष नहीं बदला है है और बता घड़ी साबित कर दिया यार लव लव मैरिज है यार अपना में लव मैरिज और भाभी जी क्या करती है 90 क्या इंडिकेट करता है बच्चों करते हैं कि अभिनव जो बच्चे इन क्षेत्रों में रहते हैं मतलब तंबाकू गुटखा तिलोचन उनकी लक्षण होते हैं शाहरुख के अंदर काम कर रहे हो तुम लोग को कि मैं सपोर्ट करूं यार तुमने को में मौजूद है सोना चाहिए था कि क्या नाम है अभी का नाम क्या है एक फोटो जरूर भेजना है कि रिप्लिकेशन फोन किधर है थे ब्रिटिश फाल [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] मैं ऑफिस हां भाई कि अमेरिकी सॉरी यार अब [संगीत] कि जो भी कुछ हुआ तब हमारे बीच अ को देख ऐसा नहीं है इसके बुरी के दो है कि छह सालों में कभी याद नहीं है तुम लोगों किया था कि लोग समझ गए होंगे कि आईएस बन गया था मैं तो भूल गया होगा बदल गया होगा साथ नहीं था या अ कि सौरभ कांत कि अगली सॉरी यार पूरी कुछ कि जो कुछ भी हुआ तब हमारे बीच है कर दो कर दो 256 करते हैं जिससे यह चैनल सब्सक्राइब टो मैं भी बहुत खुश है तूने मुझे बुलाया करो [संगीत] और मदन भाई यार टीमों को मुझे माफ कर दो यार मैं भी सो रहा हूं और सुनाओ कर दो [संगीत] कि गुरु की नई ज़िंदगी के नाम और भाभी जी के नाम से में गुरप्रीत सिंह वर्ड्स कि गुरप्रीत सिंह वर्ड्स ए बी पी सिंह राइट्स हो सकते हैं कर दो MP3 [संगीत] कि निरीक्षक धीरे कर दिया है इस प्यारी मेरी अबे ओए फिर की बुरी नजर डालते हैं अजय को की सलाह ले जा रहा हूं यह पहले चरण में [संगीत] है अब मैं इसको लो बस हो गई हेल्प फ्री सुबह-सुबह बदतमीजी शाम को गुड बॉय बनने का नाटक हेल्प कर दो कि चला दो मेरा फोन किधर है कि उसके पैकेट एग्जामिनर स्टैंड ई विल राइट आंसर शीट गैदर और एक दूसरे की कॉपी चेक करेंगे और एक दूसरे के आंसुओं से जितना इंप्रेस होंगे उतने मार्क्स दिए के पुण्य से क्या वह किस अ अ [संगीत] कर दो कि अ कि पार्टी है कल भी दवाई खाकर सोए हैं [संगीत] 56001 दादा विषय फिक्स्ड डिपॉजिट के आते हैं 2012 में उनको फ्री कर दिया मैंने बिल्कुल 16 लक्ष्मी का अंदर दूंगी और अ हुआ है कि अ हुआ है है और न ही जिस तरह क्यों वाली योजना चाहिए कर दो कि अ कर दो क्यों क्या हुआ शब्द मैं तुम्हारे बहुत ही नहीं लगता है चलो फिर चल के चलते हैं बल्कि टर्निंग ओं MP3 इस सुपरहिट पिंपल कॉमनवेल्थ पाकिस्तान को इस सेट कर देना चाहिए कि अ ए मुस्लिम ऑल हेर डिप्लोमा ट्यूसडे को म्यूट हो आ जाओ दिन बिना फोटो इंडियन पाकिस्तान मस्ट गिव कॉमनवेल्थ हम मीडियम वे कंज्वाइंटली कॉम्बैट टेररिज्म डिफरेंस और इस फूल अप्रोच का सार जैसे बाकी पूर्व सभी पॉजिटिव इफेक्ट पड़ेगा ऐ हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] कि अ अजय को मैं बाथरूम में फिसल गई कल मिलना है [संगीत] कि अ कि अ कि अ कि अ [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कि इस [संगीत] हुआ है कि चीज सर्विस में एग्जाम में कुछ कूड़ा इमोशनल कर सकते तुम्हें सबसे बहुत अच्छा करते हो जिस लूट प्रैक्टिस एंड राइट अप्रोच एप्स चाहिए आंसर आता हो या ना आता क्वेश्चन छोड़ना सुसाइड ट्रांसलेशन इनटू पॉजिटिव 1575 ट्रू लव कैन आंसर इन राइड पॉइंट टू पॉइंट है हुआ है हुआ है हुआ है हुआ है [संगीत] अजय को हां तुम्हें तो मैं अपना लाइट लग रही होंगी कि हाउ टो दो हुआ है हुआ है कर दो कि अ हुआ है कर दो कि अ की संख्या अधिक है [संगीत] के साइज को बुलाने की क्या जरूरत अरे अंकल छात्रों बारकोड को थोड़ी बोलते हैं कि मुख्यमंत्री से मिलने आ गया यह क्या है मैं बाथरूम मैं हंसी नहीं उत्तर बाहर खड़े में पैर मुड़ गया था सड़क पर बाहर इतने सारे खड्डे कोई कुछ करता ही नहीं है हुआ है से मुक्ति हूं तो हांडी आप क्या कर सकते हो कि अ अजय को कर दो हां भैया कहां रहते हैं कभी दिखाई नहीं देते हो कि अ कि जापान देता है वह अच्छा लड़ाई के बाद ट्रेनिंग के लिए गया वहीं उसकी नौकरी लग गई रूप में कभी यह तो बहुत अच्छा फील होगा कि कैसे इस बारे में है लेकिन शटर गिरने लगा था को वापस आ गए थे और अब तो आ नहीं सकता ना उसकी नौकरी है कि पूरी तीन साल हो गए अब मैं तुझे देख लूं अजय को हुआ है अजय को कर दो हुआ है हां हां ठीक है आपको कभी भी किसी भी चीज की प्रॉब्लम होना किसी भी चीज कि मैं हूं यहां पर है कि मैं रोज हूं आपसे मिलने कि वो सही आंटी पूजा ना दूसरे देश राज बढ़िया है हुकुम नहीं लग रहा वहां पर है कि यह एंट्री यहां पर है कि अंकल सही कहते हैं सिर्फ आविष्कारों से थोड़ी बनता देश उन लोगों से बनता है आप जैसे लोगों से अ मैं तो अभी आप नहीं छोड़ते थे हुआ है कि केरल मैं सुरक्षित यह ट्यूब बाल गिरने लगते तो फिर है मैंने क्या करना है बैठने तो होता है उधर बैठे करूंगी फिर क्यों या सिर्फ बच्चा है उसमें पढ़ना है पढ़ाई खराब होगी सेट किए दूसरी शादी अब ठीक है मतलब आप ऐसे दूसरों डालोगे तो फिर किसी और को मार जाएगी क्वाजी क्वालिटी अवतार लगा दो सुंदर नहीं है आलस के मारे हुए हैं का सुनिया लगाओ तरह उन्हें बहुत हो गया अब है और सोच कितने आश्रम दूं मैं परेशान हो गया अब हम इसे ब्रांड इंप्रेस होगी बच्चे थे कि हुए इधर आ है क्या कर दो है तो प्रॉब्लम सॉल्व कर दी तुमने है और अब तो नहीं आओगे लाइफ इज अ है तो खाने के और भी नहीं जानता है हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो कर दो कि अ जय हिंद हुआ है मां सरस्वती ए ब्वॉय ऊ यह पहले अ हुआ है [संगीत] अब इत्तेफाक से है क्या मिला तुम्हारा है वक्त कैसा तवे पर रॉ हां चल पड़ा पीछे पैसे तुम्हारे ग्लू संग वेब पर वाह बेवजह हुई तुम्हारी वजह बच्चन इलाका हरा धनिया बदनामियां आर्थर कहािनया सब कुछ छुआ दर पर रौ औ से मुक्ति मिल गई जागते जल गई मुझे बहरा रोशन फिर तु ओ भोले भ्रेजू छम छम छम छम गई योर मुझ पर बार जैसे तू मैं भीगता यूं है जो तेरी चाओं में तरह जाऊं अब एक परिवार ने पहला हूं बेड पर रॉ मर जाऊं पर वाह भाई मुंबई डरे हुए थे पता नहीं कैसे रिएक्ट करेगा है घृत अ ने बताया कि राजेंद्र नगर के रिलेशनशिप कहां जाते हैं कौन सी लेता है कि अब भाभी है वह मेरी बुरी पर छह सालों मुझे भाभी से बात क्यों है भाई अब मैं शराब क्यों दिमाग खराब कर के रखा है कि अ कि अ क्या बोले भाई से अ कि अगर मेरा भाई अब नहीं आ रही प्रेसिडेंट क्या तो फिर मैंने दो कि Redmi Note 4 कर दो कि कहीं और शो मोर अजय को हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] लुट कर दो कर दो कि अ हां भैया गड्ढा ऐसा भरना कि दोबारा फिर ना टूटे हैं है अरे सर इससे कम झाड़ू और मटेरियल में जमुना एक्सप्रेस थोड़ी बना देंगे अ है अरे कोई नहीं पर तो तेरा काम थोड़ी है इसे चलें कि कि कि कि कि कि इस मौके पर पहुंच गए फ्रूट अकाउंटेंट व्हाट्सएप एंड पॉजिटिव रिजल्ट्स का सच कुछ समझ में आया करो जी के दिन का समय है कि मेरे नाखून पर कि स्टडी की और यह लांच किया क्या इक्वल विजन डिवाइस आफ प्रॉमिनेंट गैस पर इतना काफी नहीं है कि अगर मुझे आज बनना है तो मुझे एक कदम आगे जाना पड़े पूजन प्रॉब्लम को सॉल्व भी तो करना पड़ेगा तभी तो चीजें बदलेंगी सिस्टम बदलेगा ब्यूरोक्रेसी ऑफिस तभी तो होगा भाई [संगीत] यहां पर यह सब करने का मोटिवेशन कहां है और बता तो जहां जाती है फॉर्मेट रोड टुवर्ड्स रिजल्ट्स कि अंकल के साथ एक्सपेरिमेंट करके मुकेश ना यार कि मुझे पूछते चीजें बदलती हैं तू गलत है घड़ी आई कार्ड में एग्जाम आई कांट और इन इंटरव्यू कि मुझे अगर आप बन्ना 28 तू मेरे अंदर होना चाहिए घर पहुंच गए आप रोज मेरी पर्सनैलिटी में होगी तो इस सामने अपने आप चम्मच घी अ अजय को शो मोर है और पता है मुझे वह सब सही में सोमवार कि मुझे इश्क ह्यूमन क्यों क्योंकि में पोटेंशियल है मैं चेंज ला सकता हूं MP3 में खास बात यह होती है भाई क्यों पॉजिटिव चेंज जाना चाहता है कि खास बात यह होती है कि पॉजिटिव चेंज नहीं आता सिर्फ बच्चे घड़ा भर गया है है और आज की कमी नहीं करना है में चुप प्रॉब्लम है वह विपिन थोड़ी बहुत सॉफ्ट यह सब तो टाइम व्हिस्कर है ना तेरे से बड़ा बेवकूफ राजेंद्र व रेखा निर्भय और व्हाट वेयर द लव सही बात क्या है गलत टाइम पर कैरेट सही बात बोल रहा है बे चल यार लेट हो रहे हैं प्रगति वेट कर रहे हैं कुछ कर दो मुझे कल शाम को विस्तार है प्यार भी मुश्किल रहा है भाई क्यों क्या हुआ है प्रदीप का जूस उद्या सकता है कि शुरू में ले आया तो के बाद में ले लूंगा मैं यह हिंज स्टिकर कन्फ्यूजन आईएस अपडेटेड ओं कर दो कर दो हेलो हेलो कल का एपिसोड इन थे पूछने वाली बात बहुत मजा आएगा तो गाइस पटाखा पर कमेंट करके बताओ कि आपका फेवरेट डायलॉग कौन था इस एपिसोड का और गैस प्रोजेक्ट में ऑनलाइन यह बातें पॉजिटिव थिंकिंग डिसाइड करता है और हो सकता बनने के सफर में कुछ इक्वल टू हाउ मच मैं फिर है और आपकी मेहनत को बनाएंगे सब्सक्राइब स्कूल आपको Google Play Store में बिल्कुल और आप प्लीज सब्सक्राइब करिए और भी अच्छे-अच्छे वीडियोस के लिए हमारे चैनल को सब्सक्राइब करने के लिए सब्सक्राइब हुआ है [संगीत] झाल 7xdt3z85hu4,TVF's Aspirants | S01 E02 | Teacher Sahi Hona Chahiye,2021-04-14T07:30:13Z,PT39M1S,38822109,1073665,28333,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xdt3z85hu4," Secondly, we saw which all articles were involved. Thirdly we saw the history angle of the Poona Pact. If there is any confusion or difficulty you can ask me right now. Indira Sawhney, Supreme Court judgment...is there any confusion? Sakshi Gaur, that is another topic. The electoral bond topic will be discussed later. Next topic in the next class. The next batch of Unacademy is starting. Every Wednesday the batches start. The mission is for bilinguals. Lakshya is for Hindi And Expedition for English students. Tell your friends about this. You are aware that you get a structural curriculum. Complete preparation. Whether it is of prelims or mains. After the class you can download the notes. Okay. In the next class we will clear all the doubts. You can leave any question in the comment section. I will answer it. We shall meet tomorrow morning. Study hard and do less enjoyment. Okay. Jai Hind. Did you put ginger? How can you switch so easily? A moment back you were smiling while teaching students. And you are sad the moment you came out. What happened? Are you thinking about last night? Forget it, buddy. How can I leave it, buddy? I did not expect this from him. You had expectations from the wrong person. I knew that he wouldn't come. People change after becoming IAS. He has also changed. Don't be sad about it. I am happy that he is not coming. My faith has been hurt, buddy. I always used to say that he is our friend. He left the WhatsApp group. What childish behavior? I had thought that if he would come to attend your marriage then would ask him to take a lecture in the institute. If the teacher's friend is an IAS and gives a lecture then it has an impact. It is motivational. What? What? You are inviting Abhilash for a lecture in your coaching center under the pretext of my marriage. No, buddy. Your marriage was the priority. - Lecture can be held later. - Leave it, buddy. You are not worried about the fact that he is not attending my wedding. You are worried about the fact that he cannot give his stupid lecture in your useless institute. No, buddy. What are you saying? You are a two-faced, buddy. Do you have integrity in you or not? Good that you did not become an IAS. If you would have become then you would be a dishonest and bribe-taker IAS Do you have an idea of what you are saying? Rather than being happy for your friend you want to flatter the collector. Do that but do not involve me. If that was the case why couldn't you become IAS? You should have become one and go around the world to give the lecture. Did you crack UPSC? You had also come here. Did you become an IAS? But I became successful somewhere else. What are you doing? You are here for the last so many years at Old Rajinder Nagar. You could not do anything else so became a teacher. Remember that you have always been a loser. At least drink tea. I had gone down to get ginger. This is a political rally. Let minister and his volunteers make arrangements for trucks for a rally. This is not our job. Okay, sir. Our responsibility is of security during the rally and that we will do. - Okay sir. - Go, now. Yes. Nice and new faces. Great. Good morning. How are you all? Yes, sir. Seeing you all I remember my days of preparation for UPSC. In 2002. Right. Riots were going on in the entire country and we were fighting the battle of IAS. Exactly there. I used to sit where you are sitting and gave my first prelim. Do you know what happened? I did not clear it. I gave the second time but still did not clear. I gave the third time and I cleared prelims but did not clear in the mains. I had given up hope till the fourth attempt. I had thought that I cannot do it so give up. I started feeling ashamed. Because my mates were being hired for 10 lakhs. And I was still giving exams on my parents' money. The condition becomes so worse that you need to borrow money from your friends. But till when? Till when will you ask money from your friends? Because one day when they refuse it hurts. - Do you feel bad? - Yes, sir. I could not sleep at night. Even you must not be able to sleep. This is UPSC. You cannot clear it easily. Don't overestimate that now that you have come here and attending coaching you will be able to clear it easily. No. We had also come to become IAS. What happened? We did not clear. Then I felt that I am getting older. What should be done? Moved ahead and started teaching. There must be many students who must have come here leaving their engineering, banking, or any other job? Have you left? Yes, sir. Who had asked you to do so? Who asked you to be so daring? You left your good job and came here. It is not necessary that you will become an IAS. You shouldn't have left the job. Do you know why? Because very late I realized that you get a job with great difficulty. And we leave it easily. Leave it. What can we do? Let's start today's session with the Great Economic Depression. Okay? Will you leave coaching for such a small matter? Is it a small thing? A teacher is one who has achieved something in life and inspires others. And here in UPSC, there are those teachers who have failed. No IAS will come to teach you himself. If he is an IAS then why will he teach? IAS is a public servant and not the one who serves society. But at least he should have cleared mains once. Even I have cleared prelims twice. That is why he is just teaching GS. He is best at that. Some are good at teaching and some are good at their studies. Our teacher is good at teaching. Let's study for few days and then decide. This is my last attempt. My GS is already weak. After a change in pattern, it has increased from 600 marks to 1000 marks. How can I study from a teacher who had given up on the fourth attempt? It cannot change that he is a failure. You have to study on your own. Coaching is just for guidance. Exactly. That is what I am saying. How will that person guide correctly who himself has failed? You tell me. How will that person help you to reach your destination who does not know the roads of Delhi? - Will you go if anyone asks you to go? - Listen... Many people consider Prakash sir as their Guru. I am leaving coaching. Leave it. Your fees will not be refunded. How is that possible? They will have to refund the fees. Go and give it a try. Have you come here to do UPSC or try to get fees back? - Go, go... - They will not refund the fees. No, no...there is no procedure for the refund of fees. Didn't you read the prospectus? Please, sir. I will need it back. Are you joining any other coaching? No, sir. I am going home and will study there. Come close. Come closer. Sir. Without coaching you will not be able to clear UPSC. I know that but my mother is seriously ill. What happened? She has Alzheimer's. - Forgetting things? - Yes sir. Everyone has this problem. Even I am suffering from this. I tend to forget many things. Get yourself checked by a doctor. No, no. Scientists say that those who forget are very intelligent. Sir according to those scientists this is the 7th most dangerous disease of the world. It is a very dangerous disease. My mother's case is very severe. She is forgetting me. She goes to buy vegetables but catches a bus to goes to uncle's house. There is a lot of problems, sir. Why do you send your mother to buy vegetables? That is why sir I will have to go so that I can go and buy vegetables. She needs me, sir. Please. Rules are rules. Institute does not refund fees. Sir, in exceptional cases the fees can be refunded after a deduction of 15% This is also written in the prospectus. It is also written that it should be within 14 days. You should have read that also. This is my first day. Today is my first day, sir. Oh no. Do one thing. Write an application get it signed by the manager and attach the medical papers. Sir, I will have to get the papers from home and that will take time. You will have to attach papers for proof. Sir, why would one lie about his mother. Yes, sir. Who are you? Dhairya. Sir, please try. You keep patience and call for papers. Bye. Go, now. Get the papers. It will be done easily. Okay. Okay, thank you, sir. You had thought that they would return the fees. Is there any other way out by which fees can be refunded? Are you crazy? You will be caught if you go with another excuse. Find out a way out from here. What do I do? Make fake papers. He did not say that she had chicken pox but said that she has Alzheimer's. From where can I get fake papers made? There is a boy in Patel Nagar. He is a doctor and was practicing in Civil Hospital. He is now preparing for UPSC after leaving his practice. - He can do something. - Do you know him? - Why will I know him? - Oh no... But I saw him with brother Sandeep in the metro. Brother Sandeep, will not do. He is too idealistic. You cannot move on in life fearing difficulties and those who try do not fail. What? This is a poem of great poet Sohan Lal Dwivedi. At least give it a try. I will talk to you but it is very difficult. He thinks so negatively. Yes, he is. Abhilash, when you feel negative and think nothing is happening in life then poem 'Antim Oonchayi' by Kunwar Narayan shows hope in times of distress. Hey, read this. It is a gift from me. You will remember me always for this. Studying the syllabus is not enough. You have to read all this to motivate yourself. These three lines have changed people like me. Pay attention to these three lines, brother. - Guri, listen. - I am listening. 'There cannot be a hole in the sky.' 'There cannot be a hole in the sky.' - A stone... - Stop it and don't give a lecture. If instead of this you would have studied your syllabus then you could have cleared mains once. Why are you talking about the mains now? This is so loud, Guri. Keep it on vibrate mode. Vibration causes tickling. That is why I have to keep it at full volume. Pragati scold me if i miss her call. Hello. Hello... Guri. Abhilash. What is this, buddy? Will you invite me for your marriage in this way? Over text? Some friends are special. And those special friends leave the group. That is my official number. Where is the marriage taking place? In Karnal. Of course, it is a marriage of a jatt so must be with great pomp and show. Of course. In our society pomp and show has to happen so that guests can enjoy. I will surely come. Check it out, buddy. You must not be having time. Now Mr. Collector will not attend everyone's marriage. But will surely attend your wedding. Guri, are you still angry with me? No. Let's forget everything. It's been a long time. I would have forgotten If you would have called me once in the last six years. I realized it very late. Next week I am coming to Ambala. Will come to Karnal to meet you. I am not in Karnal. I had come to Delhi for some work. It will take some time... Are you in Delhi? Yes. Then let's meet today. Even I am in Delhi. I had come for some official work. It is final that we are meeting today evening. Get SK also along with you. Okay. Hello...? Okay fine. I will talk to SK Okay then text me where you are. I will come. What is this? You dream of becoming a civil servant and started with corruption already. This must be your idea. No, it was not mine but his idea. - Look, Bhakti... - Pragati. Sorry...Pragati, look I am just taking my fees back. Trust me because of this there is no threat to your ethics and integrity of civil services. Fine. What should I tell you if you are not serious about your job? What? I am not serious! I? Hold this. My day starts with Hindu (newspaper) and ends with Yojna and Kurukshetra (magazines). I have started feeling that Laxmikant is my special friend. GC Leong and Bipin Chandra are my uncles. Spectrum and Economic Survey taunt me like distant relatives. It is UPSC. It is not that easy. I eat the same food every day to save time. Even then the syllabus does not get over. I am away from watching movies and cricket. The fingerprint of my thumb has changed due to making notes. I dream of the third world war. China has bombed India. There are so many other tensions. Even then I always keep my 'Never-say-die' attitude up. And you are saying that I am not serious... It is not about hard work sir. It is a high principled job but you will never understand this. Hey, you both have started fighting. Chill. Relax. There must be some misunderstanding. Everyone knows that all are serious about studies. Isn't it? Come on shake hands. Shake hands and chill. - Shake hands... - Are you mad? You do it, buddy. - Come on... - No. No problem, shake hands with me. Let's go to attend the seminar. What kind of people are they? Let's go and attend the seminar. We are getting late. No, I have to meet brother Sandeep, to get documents. An IAS officer is coming. So what? I will watch the video later. This is live. Don't you watch cricket on TV? Have you ever gone to a stadium? Does cricket have any combination with IAS? I swear, it is useless talking to you. Okay, you too leave. Prakash sir? Yes. Just give it a second thought. Study for some more days from him and then decide. No, brother Sandeep, Prelims is very close and I don't have time to experiment. Please try to talk to him. Okay, I will talk to Reddy. Maybe your work will be done. Really? Thank you. I am doing this because I understand the value of money. This will not happen again and again. No, not at all. There was a seminar today. An IAS officer was supposed to come. Yes, that is going on. Didn't you go? I wanted to meet you. What is going to happen by going there? Self-study is what matters. You should have gone. It is good to listen to their professional experience. It helps during the interview. Leave this and go. I had to wash my clothes. The institute does recording so I will watch the video later. Have you watched a cricket match in the stadium? It is more enjoyable. This is working. Now go. Sir, don't IAS officers come to your institute? No. I am not doing coaching this year. What? Don't you go for coaching? No. I am taking a break this year. Why? I will tell you later. It is a long story. You go now. Go. Have you come to Rajendra Nagar to wash clothes? Okay, I will go. How are you, Sandeep? How are you, Mr. Walia? Is the tube light not working? Yes, it was not working properly. Abhilash repaired it. He is a talented boy. He can repair mixer as well if it is not working. Do let me know if there is any problem. Such petty problems should not disturb your studies. This time you surely have to clear IAS. Uncle, the TV sound in my room... Sandeep, don't forget me when you become IAS. You have stayed in my house for so long. - Not at all. - Don't forget to give me sweetmeat. - Uncle, that TV volume... - Learn something from him. Problem? He does not switch off his TV and is telling me... - Go now. - Okay. We are proud to have the Pratham IAS alumni Miss Anuradha Tiwari, IAS commissioner Garwal, Uttrakhand is amongst us. Please welcome her with thundering round of applause. As commissioner of Garwal, Uttrakhand this is my responsibility to maintain law and order. There are many emotional challenges in the life of a civil servant. But there is no confusion. - Thank you for helping me with the fees matter. The constitution shows you the way. Madam, how much do the politicians interfere? Does your mother know that she has Alzheimer's? They do their job and you do yours. But both have the same goal. Madam, how can we keep ourselves motivated till the last attempt? This is a very good question. Thank you. I too had to give many attempts before I cleared. You know fear and frustrations are the fellow passengers of this journey. And they will always be there. Keep the focus on your journey. There is no need to talk to your fellow passengers. But madam after so many failed attempts didn't you feel the pressure too much? Now I should give up. This question is very close to my heart. When you are a girl who belongs to an orthodox family where you are married at the age of 22... you belong to a very backward area of India. You do not even know English. You are just studying outside the house because of the stubbornness of your sister. And on top of that you fail in every attempt. Every day I used to feel to give up. Maybe I could have done it. Actually, I would have definitely done it. But at that moment someone told me a very good thing. With that my attitude flipped 180 degrees. Would you like to listen to that thing? Yes, madam. Listen to this story. In 1981, there was a professor in US who used to teach Ceramics. He did an experiment. He divided his class into two groups and gave them 10 days of time. To the first group, he gave a task of making just one perfect pot. Only one. And to the other group he asked to make as many pots as possible without worrying about the quality. Both the groups started their work. After seeing the results after 10 days the professor got surprised. The second group not only made more pots than the first group but every pot was better looking and almost perfect. Everyone was thinking that how did this happen? Do you know how did this happen? The first group was stuck on the point that how to make one perfect pot? They spent the entire time in perfection. But the other group tried and made bad pots. They improved on it. Tried and made the pots again. They failed but improved. And in this way learning from their mistakes they made beautiful pots. So that is why do not be scared of your mistakes. Don't run away from your mistakes. Learn from your mistakes, failures, and move ahead. It is a coincidence that the person who told me the story is present here. When you will meet him for the first time you will feel that life is hopeless. But Prakash sir it worked for me. You are lucky, dear. If I had read this experiment of the pot then even I would have given my fourth attempt. And I would be standing at the podium instead of you. But it is okay sir. The one who fails can only tell where not to make mistakes. Sometimes the worst player becomes the best coach in the country. Why? You could have said an average player. So just be strong and stay there. Don't run away from failures. Because failure teaches you and makes you IAS. You all must be reading poems to get motivated. I want to share the favorite line of my favorite poem. ""Who says that a hole cannot be made in the sky..."" ""Who says that a hole cannot be made in the sky..."" ""Just throw one stone with faith..."" Right. With this, I would wish you luck and don't give up. Thank you. - Wasn't it good, SK? - Yes. It was good to listen. - Very good. - The speech was... Hey, buddy. Just look around. - Were you inside? - What are you doing here? I just came. Is it over? You missed it. It was very good. - Was it very good? - Yes. But you were late. It was very good. You should have attended it. Son, I spoke to the manager. You just give the application and medical papers are not required. Your fees will be refunded. No one would lie about his mother. Isn't it? Which fees, sir? Which fees? You had come in the morning saying that your mother has Alzheimer's so you wish to leave coaching and go home. - Me? - Yes. No, no... Why will I leave the coaching? Mother is absolutely fine. I just spoke to her. She was scolding me. Very strange. You requested me hence I spoke to the manager. Otherwise, why would I? Sir, I don't remember anything of this sort. It must be a dream. Your entire family has Alzheimer's. Get yourself treated. You are thinking something wrong. We do not... Listen, you had gone to get your fees back so what happened now? - I don't want the refund. - Why? - Are you not leaving coaching? - No, I am not leaving. - Why are you lying? - Where will I go leaving you all? Together we will become IAS. - Okay. - Don't you remember what did they use to say? What? We are like a... Tripod. He is again doing something wrong. I am staying back for coaching. You were requesting me to stay back. What? Concentrate on your studies. - There is something you are not telling us. - No... [indistinct chatter] ""In this way, the collector passes by the road just like Akbar has passed."" ""Everyone's eyes are stuck on her car just like a magnet sticks to iron."" Great. What? Blue beacon... That blue beacon... SK sir is a failure himself then what will he teach us. What kind of teachers has the institute hired? Sir, I have got an Unacademy Combat scholarship. Great, congratulations. Last time I was not serious so I had the sixth rank. Now by coming in top three I have won a scholarship, sir. Very good. Thanks to you sir and Unacademy. You had guided me. Lectures of Unacademy and your lectures helped me to get it. So this full-length revision and your preparation would be great. Yes, sir. Now I just do revision and answer writing practice. Very good. But keep boosting your preparation. Keep participating in the Combat test and Ankur, don't take chances. Sir, teachers like you don't let us take chances. Students understand this thing very late. Sir, your evening batch has started today. Yes. It was their first class today. That means today you would have cracked the joke of Manohar Prakash. First-class should be like this, isn't it? Let's have tea. Good job. Why didn't you receive my call? There is a problem, buddy. What can I do? I am a failure. Why are you telling this to a failure? - Tell it to someone else. - Abhilash had called. - Really? - Yes. What did he say? Did he apologize? He did not apologize directly. He should have apologized at least. - This is not the problem. - Then what is the problem. The problem is that he is coming for the wedding. That's what... I had told you that he would come for the wedding. Didn't I say that? What is the problem with this? You wanted him to come for the wedding. - When did I want that? - I mean... but if he comes then whatever it is... But what? If he comes for the wedding then the problem between the two of you can be sorted out. You are not understanding. What happened, buddy? Dhairya would also be there at the wedding. How would Dhairya be there? I did not add her to the WhatsApp group. Dhairya is not in the group. Where is Dhairya? She is not there. I did not invite her. What has happened, buddy? What has happened, buddy? I am getting married to Dhairya. What? I am getting married to Dhairya.", झाल और दूसरा हमने देखा कि कौन-कौन सा आर्टिकल इन वर्ल्ड था तीसरा यह पूना पैक्ट का जूस ट्रेंगल था वह भी देख लिया कोई भी दिक्कत कंफ्यूजन होती है तो आप भी क्वेश्चन पूछ लीजिए इंदिरा साहनी सुप्रीम कोर्ट जजमेंट कोई कंफ्यूजन है कि शास्त्रीय गायन और दूसरा टॉपिक है इलेक्टोरल वोट टॉपिक जाएगा तो इसे प्रेस करेंगे ठीक है नेक्स्ट टॉपिक कॉस्मिक अच्छा अनअकैडमी का नया बैटर शुरू हो रहा है एवरी वेनसडे व्हेन शुरू होते तो मिशन जो है वह बिल्कुल के लिए है लक्ष्य हिंदी के लिए और एक्सपीडिशन जो इंग्लिश स्टूडेंट से उनकी न जितना आपका फ्रेंड्स है उनको इसके बारे में बताइए का या आपको पता होगा स्ट्रक्चरल कार्यक्रम जो है वह मिलता है पर कंप्लीट प्रिपरेशन टिप्स का हो मींस झाले क्लास के बाद यहां आपको यह नोट्स डाउनलोड कर सकते हो ठीक है अगला क्लास में सारा डाउट क्लियर भी करवा दिए कोई क्वेश्चन होता है कमेंट सेक्शन में छोड़ देना मैं आंसर कर दूंगा कल सुबह मिलते हैं खूब पढ़िए का यह कम मजा करिएगा तो चलिए जैन कर दो कर दो कि अ कर दो में से एक है अजय को हुआ है कर दो हुआ है कि अजय को हुआ है की कोशिश करता है बे तू तू मैं अभी अंदर फ्रंट थोड़ा मुस्कुरा रहा था अखिल भारतीय अंतर कहते हैं क्यों क्या हुआ था आज रात इस बात को लेकर बैठा है से जुड़े हुए कैसे छोड़ दूं है कि सुंधर मैं उम्मीद करता है जिससे कि देना मैं तो कहता है कि नहीं आएगा कि राज्य बनने के बाद बदल जाते थे कि पूरी में छोटा कर यार कि मैं तो खुद ही नहीं आ रहा हूं है तो भरोसे पर चोट लगाया कि अजय कौन बोला था दोस्त है दोस्तों मैं बोल रहा था ना अपने व्हाट्सएप ग्रुप छोड़ दिए क्या बच्चों लार खत है अरे मुझे लगा तो तेरा शादी में आएगा ना तो बातचीत नहीं बोलूंगा कि इंस्टीट्यूट में लेक्चर ले अभी क्या होता है कि टीचर का दोस्त ऐसा के लिए छोड़ देता है थोड़ा सा भाग बनता है मौज बढ़िया रहता है है है क्या है क्या कर दो है तो लास्ट को मेरी शादी के बहाने मैं अपने कोचिंग स्टाफ मिले चकली मिला है अब से नहीं बाइक शादी फोकस यार बाई द वे मैं हो जाएंगे और मैं तुझे ना फिगर शुरुआत करनी है कि मेरी शादी में नहीं आ रही तुझे कर इस बात की है कि तेरे उस खटिया से स्टार्ट मैं अधिकारी कलेक्शन नहीं है कि नहीं नहीं भाई क्या बोल रहा है 2 का इंसान है यार तू माने जाते हैं का कोई अच्छा वाली अपनी बनाया है तो बनता रहता है कमर का घूसखोर अभिमानी बनता है क्या 24 चीज मिक्स करके बोल रहा है कुछ भी तुझे दोस्त की खुशी से ज्यादा आ कलेक्टर का पिछवाड़ा चाटना है तो चार्ट में भाई वह जो दिन लौट रहे थे हैं और इसमें था अरे कुछ तो लिख ना करें जी हां तूने कर पाया मंझाल कि आखिर दुनिया भर में लेक्चर देने आ मैं अपनी कर लिया यूपीएससी क्रैक आया था ना बन गया यह अ कि तू क्या है को बढ़ावा प्रसाद साह राजेंद्र घर में कुछ कमी है तो टीचर बन गया की पूजा का दूसरा भाई याद रखियो है इससे [संगीत] 24 पिछले हफ्ते में कर दीजिए अ [संगीत] कर दो कर दो कर दो हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] अजय को [संगीत] अजय को हुआ है कर दो हुआ है कर दो कर दो हां भाई हां कि अ [संगीत] कर दो कर दो कर दो [संगीत] हुआ है हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] ऑफिसर मंत्री और उनके वजन ड्रॉप टेस्ट के लिए उपलब्ध होगा झाली [संगीत] अजय को अजय को ऑन करो [संगीत] है हमारी रिस्पोंस ब्रिटिश राज के दौरान सिक्योरिटी कि वह गांव कि आप जो है कर दो झाल का [संगीत] कर दो कर दो [संगीत] कि अ कर दो कर दो कि अ जी हां कि मैं सुंदर और मैं चेहरे या बात है कि मॉर्निंग नमस्कार सुप्रभात श्री अकाल केम छो मजामा छो आप लोगों को करना मुझे अपनी यूपीएससी की प्रिपरेशन क्या आ गई को 2002 हां यस 2002 का समय दिया था तो सारी दुष्ट दंगे हो रहे थे और यहां यह हम अपनी आईएस की जंग लड़ रहे थे है उधर इफेक्टिव उधर दांतों बैठे हो ना वह बैठता था मैं जब मैंने अपना पहला प्रॉब्लम्स दिया था ना हुआ है में जलन तो क्या हुआ कुछ नहीं निकला था और दूसरा दिया था कि वह भी नहीं भूला बिसरा दिया फिल्म्स निकल गया लेकिन जब मेहनत की बारी आई तो फिर वही कहानी मे बटे सन्नाटा डेढ-डेढ नहीं निकला अब चौथे तक आते-आते तो आप खुद से हार मान या तुम्हारे बस की बात नहीं है छोड़ो जय हिंद इस फिल्म बहुत आने लगी थी मैं तुम्हें साथी दोस्त थे आयुक्त सा कट दे पा रहे थे एक अहम जनाब है तब तक विधि अपने मां-बाप के खर्चे पर एग्जाम दे रहे थे इस वक्त हालात यहां तक खराब हो जाते हैं कि दोस्तों से पैसे मांगने की नौबत पड़ जाती है है लेकिन कब तक कब तक आओगे दोस्तों से पैसे कि के दिन जिस रूम मना कर देते हैं को लगता है बहुत बुरा न कैमरा ऑन कि रातों को नींद नहीं आती थी ओ कि अब तुम लोगों को भी कहा आती हो है क्योंकि बाबू में एक GPS बीजेपी तो मिलता नहीं है आसानी से किसी ख्वाब में मत रहना तू आ गए हो कुछ कर रहे हो तो यह निकल जाएगा ना कि हम भी आए थे ना यह ए एस बनने के लिए क्यों क्या हुआ था MP3 है तब लगा कि यह तो मम्मी बढ़ने लगी है अब क्या करना चाहिए बड़ा लेते हैं कि आगे बढ़ कि अगर तुम लोगों ने सिर्फ बहुत से लोग होंगे जो अपनी इंजीनियरिंग की या बैंकिंग कि अब कोई और नौकरी छोड़कर आए होंगे आईएलओ छोड़कर किसने कहा था कि उसने कहा था इस हिरोपंती के लिए अच्छी खांसी चलती हूं जॉब छोड़ कर आ गए यहां पढ़ने के लिए यह जरूरी नहीं है कि पानी जाओगे आई है हां भाई छोड़नी चाहिए थी जब डाक्टरों ने कि यदि आप मुझे भी बहुत दिनों के बाद एहसास हुआ है ए पीजों घूमने यह बहुत मुश्किल से मिलती है तो उस अ तो फिर हम लोग सदस्यों को यह आसानी से छोड़ देंगे कि बेटियां चलिए जब क्या कर सकते हैं स्टार्ट करते हैं आज का शनिदेव तक ड्राई नोटिफिकेशन ठीक है [संगीत] कि अ मैं अभी थोड़ी सी बात है तो कटिंग छोड़ देना है छोटी सी होता है भाई और कुछ मैचों में नंबर और यह गाइडेंस के लिए आ है जिसे दिल्ली का रास्ता नहीं पता वह कैसे पंचाग्नि अ मैं आपके पीछे-पीछे ऑफिस मीटिंग कब कैसे हुं यूपीएससी नहीं करते कि नो नो नो ए फ्री स्टेट का तो कोई प्रोसीजर इन है ना बेटा है स्पेस नहीं पढ़ा तुमने प्लीज सर पर मुझे तो आप इसे योगेश्वर दूसरी कोचिंग ऑन कर रहे हो नहीं सर मैं घर जा रहा हूं वही से करूंगा मैं एक नज़र है इधर आओ ना कि बिना कोचिंग के यूपीएस की निकाल पाओगे हम सब पता है वह तो मम्मी आज पुलिस काफी सीरियस समान है सर क्या हुआ मैं तुमको वॉल्यूम सेटिंग भूलने की बीमारी हक सबको है मुझे भी है मैं भूल जाता है बहुत कुछ फिटकरी से खेलना साइंटिस्ट कहते हैं कि भूलते हैं ना वह ज्यादा इंटेलिजेंट हैं सुर मुनि साइंटिस्ट के हिसाब से जरूर वर्ल्ड की 70 शीघ्र बहुत खतरनाक हवाई सफर हैं मम्मी का बहुत सीरियसली मुझे भूख दी जा रही है वह सब्जी लेने जाती है सिर्फ यहां से कि बस पकड़कर मामा के घर पहुंच जाती हैं बहुत दिक्कत हो रही है सर सर नहीं कि लेने गए थे क्यों भाई तीसरी तो सर जाना पड़ेगा ताकि सभी है मैं जाऊं तो कि उनको की जरूरत है सिर्फ कैंसर दूर शीघ्र इंस्टीट्यूट किसी चीज है से वापस नहीं करता है भाई बैठक सेक्शन के इसमें 15 पर सेंट रिडक्शन के बाद पीछे टन हो हां यही तो लिखा है पुष्पा ए विजन फॉर टीडीएस यह भी लिखा है वह तोड़ना था मेरा तो है मेरा फोन किधर है कि अरे यार कि एक काम करो एप्लीकेशन लिखो मैनेजर सर से साइन करवाओ और वह मेडिकल पेपर जरूर लगा देना ट्रू स्पिरिट सोशल कैसे महान पढ़ लेंगे और उसमें तो फिर टाइम लग जाएगा बहुत पेपर पर लगाने पड़ेंगे ना रूप के लिए तरफ अपनी मां के बारे में कोई ऐसे झूठ थोड़ी को लेकर हम सब कि कौन-कौन लोग मेरे को मैं कुछ कर नहीं सकता पैटर्न है रखो और कोशिश की तो थैंक यू [संगीत] [संगीत] कि चेचक नहीं बोल क्या रहे हैं वह अल्जाइमर भविष्य से अ कि कैसे निकल बना लो उसे एक लड़का है डॉक्टर है फिर हॉस्पिटल सेट करो अभी तक छोड़ कर यूपी की तैयारी कर रहे के दबाव से यहां पर मैंने उसे देखा था समिति के साथ बैठक करेंगे वह बहुत आदर करते आ रे लहरों से डर कर नौका पार नहीं होती कोशिश करने वालों की हार नहीं होती है कि महाकवि सोहनलाल द्विवेदी की कविताएं भाई इसका मतलब होता है कि कुछ तो करो यार एक बार है मैं बात करता हूं प्रभाव मुश्किल है नहीं करेंगे अब के नेगेटिव आदमी है भाई कि हमने से नेगेटिव फिर होता है ना लगता है कि जीवन में कुछ हो नहीं रहा है तो कुंवर नारायण इनके कविता हुई ए अंतिम ऊंचाई तो यार मतलब निराशाओं में रास्ता दिखा देती है कसम से ओ हां भाई सुन गिफ्ट पहले आपको याद करेगा तू और सिर्फ सिलेबस पढ़ने से कुछ नहीं होता है यह सब करना पड़ता है कुछ पैसा मोटिवेट करने के लिए मुझसे कई लोगों को ना बदल कर रख दिया है इन तीन लाइनों ने ध्यान दूध पूरी सुना कि कैसे आकाश में सूराख हो नहीं सकता कि कैसे आकाश में सूराख हो नहीं सकता एक पत्थर तो तबीयत से उस ज्ञान मत देना इंडिया रेमिट पढ़ लेता है तेरा किस बैंक व्यवसायिक बात है है अरे * इतना आलू या वर्ग नया है लुटी है कॉल मी हेलो हेलो हेलो हेलो कि पूरी अभिलाष है क्या भाई कि ऐश्वर्या का शादी पर है को व्हाट्सएप त्य अपने कुछ दोस्तों से चलते हैं MP3 को हॉस्पिटल दोस्त ग्रुप छोड़ देते हैं अ कि अरे यार वह यह मेरा पर्सनल नंबर है फोन कहां शादी की है वहीं करनाल में है कि हवाई जट्ट की शादी है धूमधाम से होगी कि आप इतना तो बनता है कि हमारा ठेका दूसरे की शादी में खाया तो अपने खिलाना ही पड़ेगा ना हेलो हाउ आर यू कि अ कि पिछले चार टिप्स टाइम कहां होगा और अ कंप्यूटर साफ-सफाई में थोड़ी जाएंगे अरे प्रत्याशी में तो आएगा हुआ है कि गुरू अब तो गुस्सा है क्या भी अ क्यों नहीं पूजा हैं यार अ और मोटाई हो गया कि पुरानी बात है हुआ था कि मैं भूल जाता यार 121 कॉल भी कर देता है खर्चे खेलना है हुआ है तो बस यह बहुत बाद में समझ ना आया मुझको को सुनें मिक्सी का अलार्म कनाला क्यों तेरे पास नहीं करना चाहिए नई दिल्ली अथवा काम पर है तो टाइम दिल्ली में हां अरे तो आज मैन तो मैं भी तो दिल्ली में हूं कुछ काम से आया था हूं है तो धन्यवाद फिर आज मिलते हैं सामने आ [संगीत] कि यह ऑन करो हां हां ठीक है घृत बात करता हूं चलो फिर मुझे टेक्स्ट करना कहां हो मैं आता हूं [संगीत] कि अ हुआ है कि अ मैं क्या पूछूं तेरे बिन बनने का सपना आया तुम्हारा अभी से तो करप्शन करना शुरू का यह खटिया है तुम्हारा यह और अ जी हां सॉरी प्रगति में है हूं मैं अरे मैं तो 1968 रश्मी और कोई नहीं है है जो को लेकर सीरियस ही नहीं हो तो मैं क्या बोलूं तुम्हें क्यों वेस्ट इंडीज सिंह मैं मैं इंग्लिश जो मेरा बिना हिंदू से जरूरत है और योजना कृषि तक खत्म हो है यहां तक कि मुझे तो लगाया लक्ष्मीकांत मेरे कोई ख़ास हुंदा ऐ दोस्त हैं कि चीनियों विपिन जगह मेरे चाहें कि नॉर्मल सर्विस पेट अंदर के क्षण बिताने देते हैं कि यूपीएससी इतना आसान नहीं है रोशनी खाना खाता हूं मैं दूसरे टाइम फिर भी फ्लेवर के खत्म हो रहा है यह पूरी तरीके से समझाते रखना है एक रोड बना बनाकर अंगूठे के घर परिवार मेरे अ 200 ग्र के सपने आते हैं को मैडम चाहिए में बम फोड़ दिया ऐसे 750 इंच है और फिर भी अपना निवेश डुबो पर हमेशा अ कि तुम फ्री में सिरियस क्यों भाई कि मेघनाद है हेलो हाय प्रिंसिपल जॉब लेकिन यह बात तुम्हारे दिमाग ढूंढ लो कि तुम चलो फिर हाथ छिल कर दो कि अ हुआ है और कुंठा ले आ में कुछ अश्लील आ मैं तुम्हारे लिए कि संजय सिन्हा के लिटरेचर मैं अपनी मेरे को समिति के पास जाना है यार डॉक्यूमेंट लेने के लिए चाहिए आधुनिक फिक्शन फिल्म भेज दो कल क्रिकेट और गैस क्या कोंबिनेशन इसे बात करना बेकार है यार भाई कसम से यार तू कि पार्टी के जो तू वीर [संगीत] अजय को कर दो कर दो कि प्रकाश घर आ मैं हूं और हम सोच ले उनकी नोट पढ़ कर देख लें और पड़ेगा है अरे निभाव निभाव नजदीक एक experiment का टाइम नहीं है प्लीज बात करो ना है कि बात करता रेडी हो में कैद हो जाएगा और [संगीत] मैं इंग्लिश लेकर रहा हूं कि पैसे की कीमत सोचता हूं तो मारवाड़ निशान लग गए हैं हुआ था समुद्र मंथन ढ है हां चल रहा है वह हुआ है वैज्ञानिक पंजाब से मिला था और वहां जाकर क्या होगा परंतु दिए हो जाना चाहिए से पेश्तर एक्सपीरियंस काम आते हैं इंटरव्यू में हेल्प करता है थोड़े से और करते हैं [संगीत] में ज्यादा मजा आता है हुआ है के लिए योग्य है ए व्यू आफ थे सूट नहीं आता यह साइज है [संगीत] है ना वह इस साल मैं कुछ नहीं बोला आप खुद जाते हैं है ना वह साल भर के रो लो हुआ है एक बात बताऊं लंबी गाने फिल्म Ae हुआ है आ जाए कपड़े जयनगर में अच्छा है है और संधि बेटे क्या हाल है भैया जी के ट्यूब लाइट खराब हो गई थोड़ी प्रॉब्लम कर रही थी अब लास्ट में लड़का टैलेंटेड है कुछ विश्व तो ठीक कर देता बट से ठीक है दिक्कत हो तो मुझे बता दियो यह छोटी-छोटी प्रॉब्लम है पढ़ाई खराब होने वाले कमरे में जो घर में और मिठाई है कि अगर लुटी अपनी किस्से की प्रॉब्लम है लुट टेंशन मत ले तू ए व्यू आफ प्राऊड टो हैव न प्रथम एयरसेल मनाए मिस अनुराधा तिवारी आईएस कमिश्नर गढ़वाल उत्तराखंड कमल सर प्लीज वेलकम अ विदड्रावल ऑफ अप्लाइड ओं अजय को अजय को कि तुलसी कमिश्नर गढ़वाल उत्तराखंड यह मेरी रिस्पांसिबिलिटी है कि लॉ एंड ऑर्डर मेंटेन रहेगी एक तत्व उनकी लाइफ में बहुत सारे मोटर चैलंजर्स भी आते हैं क्वेश्चन क्यों नहीं होता है के लिए थैंक यू कॉन्स्टिट्यूशन आपको रास्ता दिखाता है ए मैन पॉलिटिशंस का कितना इंटरफेयर रहता है तुम्हारी मम्मी को पता है तुमको ऐसा नसीब में नहीं होता है हैं मैंने खुद ही काफी है टाइम्स लगाए क्लियर करने में कि प्योर फ्रस्ट्रेशन इस जवानी के पैरों पैसेंजर्स है और यह रहेंगे अपने जॉनी पर फोकस रखिए फसलों पशुओं से बात करने की जरूरत है पर मा इतनी सारी फैले टाइम्स के बाद क्या कभी ऐसा फील हुआ कि प्रेशर बहुत ज्यादा होता है अब गिवर कर देना चाहिए यह सवाल मेरे दिल के बहुत करीब है चिन्हों पर एक लड़की होते हो ऐसे और फैमिली से जहां इस साल में शादी कर दी जाती हो अप इंडिया के एक बहुत ही बैकवर्ड इससे से बिलोंग करते हो और आपको इंग्लिश भी नहीं आती हो को खराब घर के बाहर सिर्फ अपनी दीदी की जिद की वजह से पड़ रहे होते हो अब हम इस पर आप लगातार फेल पर सेल होते जाते हो है तो वहां हर रोज लगता था कि बात कर दूं और शायद कर भी देती हैं कि डेफिनेटली कर देती यहां पर उसे वक्त मुझे किसी ने बहुत अच्छी बात बताई उस बात से मेरा एटीट्यूड 108 डिग्री स्लिप कर गया क्या आपको बात सुनना चाहेंगे तो एक चोरी सुनी है के 91वें यूएस में प्रोफेसर थे सर पढ़ाते थे उन्हीं पेरेंट्स किया है ने अपने क्लास को दो ग्रुप में बांट दिया और 10 दिन का वक्त दिया है मैं पहले ग्रुप को हमने यह टॉस दिया कि वह सिर्फ एक परफेक्ट मटका बनाएं सिर्फ है और दूसरी ग्रुप को यह टेस्ट किया कि वह जिसमें हो सके मैक्सिमम मटके बनाएं और क्वालिटी की चिंता बिलकुल ना करें कि दोनों ग्रुप ने अपना काम शुरू किया 10 दिन बाद जब रिजल्ट आए तो गुड प्रोफेशन हैरान हो गए जो कि दूसरे ग्रुप ने न केवल पहले रूप से ज्यादा मटके बनाएं बल्कि हर मटका उस बैटर लुकिंग उस और मोस्ट आफ फैक्ट अब आप सोच रहे थे कि कैसे हो गया है यदि आप चाहते हुए थे वह है क्योंकि पहला ग्रुप है उसमें सिर्फ इसी बात को लेकर आता रहा कि एक मटका बनाना है इसको परफेक्ट कैसे बनाएं कि तुमने सारा टाइम प्रशिक्षण में ही उतार दिया जबकि दूसरे ग्रुप में एक बार कोशिश की और बहुत बुरे मटके बनाइए और उसको प्रूफ किया और दुबारा कोशिश करके फिर से मटके बनाएं फेल हुए ऊपर इंप्रूव करते रहे और ऐसे ही अपनी गलतियों से सीखते सीखते उन्हें शानदार मटके बनाए थे है तो इसीलिए आप अपनी गलतियों से घर ये मंदिर आगे हमारी थे मैं अपनी गलतियों से सीखिए अब पेयर से सीखिए और आगे बढ़ते जाइए [संगीत] है और यह बहुत ही अच्छी बात है कि इस बात को बताने वाले इशांत हमारे साथ यहां मौजूद है है और आप उसे पहली बार मिलोगे ना तो लगेगा जिंदगी बहुत ही हॉपलेस है और प्रकार शैफाली नेटवर्क होगी रिवर लगे अगर यह पॉइंट पर एक्सपेरिमेंट वह पहले पढ़ लिया होता तो मैं भी अपना चौथा टाइम देता और फिर आज कोड नंबर तुम्हारी जगह मैं खड़ा होता है यहां पर इस ओके सा कि फील होता है ना वही बता सकता है कि कहां गलतियां न करें हैं और कभी-कभी आपका सबसे खराब खिलाड़ी देश का सबसे अच्छा दोस्त बन जाता है क्यों मैं तेरी फोटो है तो आप सब डटे रहिए सीनियर से मत भागिए जो कि सीरियल ये आपको दिखाता है और फेलियर ही आईएस बनाता है और आप सब लोग पोएम्स पढ़ते होंगे उनके बीच होने के लिए हां यह की पंक्तियों के साथ शेयर करें है कि कौन कहता है कि आसमान में सुराख हो नहीं सकता कौन कहता है कि आसमान में सुराख हो नहीं सकता एक पत्थर तो तबीयत से उछालो यारों को अजय को कि मैं मैं इसी के साथ मैं आपको कहूंगी ऑल द बेस्ट चोर गिरोह थैंक्स कर दो अजय को [संगीत] अजय को कर दो जी हां कि इस बात की नहीं बढ़िया था बहुत बड़े अ यो यो हनी मैं अभी हुआ था वह मिस कर दिया और लव ऊ जी हॉल से बाहर जाना है अटेंड करनी चाहिए कि वह मंजर कब से बात कर ली मैंने तुम बस एप्लीकेशन है तो और वह उसकी जरूरत नहीं है मेडिकल पेपर दे रखी है हो जाएगी तुम्हारी फट मैं कोई झूठ बोलता है कौन सी फिशर 2पसंद है अरे वह तुम सवेरे आए थे ना कि मां को अल्जाइमर है कोचिंग और के घर जाना है मैं कुछ नहीं मैं भी वहीं छोड़ कर जाऊंगा मम्मी तो एकदम ठीक है मेरी तो बात हुई अनुसार भी डाल दे मेरे को हां जी बात नहीं है यार कि तुमने रिक्वेस्ट कि तभी तो मैंने आपसे बात करी वरना के मुझे सपने आ रहे हैं हां तुम्हें तो कुछ आदमी है तेरे साथ कुछ नहीं होगा कि कि ऐसा बेटा तुम्हारे पूरे परिवार को अल्जाइमर है इलाज कराओ अपना अ लुट भरतपुर अगर आप हमने तो कुछ वैसा ही है कि कुछ नहीं छोड़ रही छोड़ रहा अरे आप लोगों को थोड़े कहां जाऊंगा यार आप बनेगा इस है यानी कुंठा कहते थे लाइक थिस लुट ए रुक करो यार कोचिंग रुके रुके हो कर दो शो मोर कर दो हां हां क्या कुछ तो कैसे पता नहीं रह तू नहीं आ अजय को अजय को हुआ है कर दो हुआ है कर दो में उतरते कलेक्टर रोड से शिक्षा पर गुजरता है इस प्रजाति सब केमिस्ट्री गाड़ी से इसे चुंबक से हूं आज पड़ता है और बढ़िया लिख दिया यार क्या बिजी हो में सफल बाबा हमें आना पड़ेगा कि कैसे टीचर रखें और इंस्टीट्यूट में में हां सर सर मुझे अनअकैडमी कमबैक की स्कॉलरशिप मिल गई रे वाह यार कांग्रेचुलेशन लास्ट टाइम खेल रहे थे तो सिक्स रहती हैं अब टॉप थ्री में अगर स्कॉलरशिप जीत ली है को वोट दिया सर तक सर थैंक्स टू यू डांस एकेडमी अपने गाइड किया था अनअकैडमी की लेक्चरर और आपकी क्लास इसकी वजह भूत है सर यह 351 को इसे प्रिपरेशन बिल्कुल सही हो गया या सर अब बस रिवीजन और आंसर राइटिंग प्रैक्टिस करता रहता हूं वेरी गुड वेरी गुड लेकिन प्रिपरेशन को बूस्ट करते रहना ठीक है गुड नाइट में पार्टिसिपेट करते रहो और अनुकूल बाबू डोंट टेक चांसेस सर आप जैसे टीचर तो सांस लेने नहीं देता था हुआ है कि एक बात जो है ना कि ज्यादातर स्टूडेंट्स को बहुत लेट समझ आता है भाई हां सर आज आपको इवनिंग बार शुरू है ना आ फर्स्ट क्लास जेवर लव आज आपने अपना मनोहरपुर का साला जोक मरा योगा का पहला खत तो ऐसा ही होना चाहिए नहीं चाहिए कि गांव में ए गुड झाला अजय को कर दो कि पुरुषों आ इधर आ कि पेट्रोल हो गई यार कल सुबह फीयर है फिर को क्यों बता रहे हो तुम बताओ विश नाखून है ठीक है सॉरी सॉरी सॉरी सॉरी कि तुम नाम नाम सें तिरे नहीं पकड़ सकता है फोन पर प्रसारित तो बोले कम से कम नहीं लुट प्रॉब्लम नहीं है ज्ञातव्य है कि शादी में है थैंक्यू माय व क्या बोला था आएगा शादी में शादी में कि जो भी चीज है मतलब तू क्या लेकिन पर मतलब शादी में आ जाएगा तेरा उसका बात होगा प्रॉब्लम सॉल्व हो गया मछली रहा है क्यों क्या हुआ भाई क्या हुआ है कि शादी में देरी होगी मैं तेरे कैसे होगी व्हाट्सएप में थोड़ी मैंने उसको बोला देख ग्रुप में बहरा थोड़ी है यह कहां यह कहां जाऊं रे मेरा घाघरा ओं थे * ई ऐसा क्यों भाई जी तो फिर क्या हुआ भाई जी कर दो मैं हमेशा ध्यान कैसे करूं मैं एक अच्छा लगा हूं गैरों से अब कर दो कि यह का यह तो कैसा लगा एपिसोड आप लोग मसाला मैंने चीजें पॉइंट पर आते हैं अगले एपिसोड तभी आएगा जब आप सब जो स्प्रेड देख रहे हैं और उसे पसंद करते हैं वह जातक टीवी के चैनल को सब्सक्राइब करें आगे उसका 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Kya Hai?,2021-04-07T10:30:15Z,PT46M17S,57582569,1579470,41622,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kl1ucZuSZ8," I thought it would total to 20 after adding the government's tax. MRP means maximum retail price. This price includes everything. Okay, understood? Yes. Imagine that you have drunk water then how will you throw the bottle after that. Give it to me, sir. In this way. In this way? It has regained its shape again. This is the way the government and you people are being cheated. This will again be filled with tap water for you to drink. For this should not happen... -give it to me. Press the cap in this way and put it inside. This bottle is a waste now. The cap cannot be removed now. Okay. By doing so you can save yourself and others from drinking dirty water. Great. The country can change in two ways. One from low level that includes, workers, farmers and revolutionists. And other from the top level. IAS, IPS, and IRS. As of now, you are aspirants but you all will become an IAS in the future. But why will you become? Why not the one who is sitting next to you will not become? What is so special in you? Why will you become and not the one sitting next to you? Sir, if he studies well then he can also become. What if there is only one seat? Then I will become. That is what I am asking you. Why only you will become? What is that something special in you? Honesty. You cannot pass UPSC with honesty. Sir, my desire to change the system. You can change the system only when you enter the system. First deserve and then desire. Sit down. - Next. - Sir. - Yes. - Sir, positive approach. This is incomplete. This is world's second toughest and India's oldest competitive exam. It is not that easy. Sir, dedication. Dedication. Anyone else. Sir, passion to serve the country. Sir. I just remembered but... - Sir. - Yes. Intelligence. There should be a good teacher as well. We are talking of aspirants now. We shall talk about this when we are talking about teachers. Study on Unacademy if you need a better teacher than me. There also you will find a teacher little better than me, not much. Even you are an excellent teacher. That is why I am teaching on Unacademy. Love you, sir. Love you too. Okay, let's go back to the question. Sir, study day and night. Sir. Sir. I just remembered. Sir, patience. Patience. Sir. Perseverance. Perseverance. Okay. What else? - What did you say? - Dedication. Yes, yes... Patience, perseverance, and dedication. The one who has these three strong qualities will become an IAS. Tortoise. Do you know about tortoise? It is not a normal race. It is a marathon. The rabbit does not win here. Who wins here? The tortoise. Be a tortoise. Maximum people lose hope, break down and run away from it. And in this Rajinder Nagar, old Rajinder Nagar who will be able to hear countless stories of emotions hopes and disappointments. Many stories began and finished here. But some stories made history. UPSC exam not only sucks you physically but mentally as well. If you did not succeed in first, second, third or fourth attempt then six years of your life goes to waste. Self-confidence gets dug in the ground. Even after studying so much you feel empty from inside. No one will see your hard work. People will come and put the medal of failure and say that he was not sincere so did not clear. 99.9% of people among you will not become an IAS. I am not joking but stating the facts. There are 12 lakh people who apply and out of that only 15,000 remain after prelims. And after mains only 3,000 are left. And only 1,000 after the interview. And that is the maximum number that I am saying. That means from this classroom maybe one of you become IAS. Maybe, there is no guarantee. Did you get scared? You are feeling that sir is demoralizing us. He is breaking our confidence. But even then you continue your preparation, you'll study, put in your hard work and that makes you a worthy UPSC aspirant. It is tough. UPSC exam is tough. Everyone knows that UPSC exam is tough. Why does UPSC take such a tough exam? Because they want pressure to become your habit. This preparation makes pressure a part of your lifestyle. UPSC training does not begin from LBSNAA but from here, from preparation. It is a very responsible job, guys. Because you have to handle the world's biggest and complex democracy. UPSC will choose you wisely. You have to get hold of that thinking. When Britishers left India then the second best thing they left after railways was UPSC. Where are you? You are in the Mecca of UPSC. Old Rajinder Nagar. If you get time then look at it from height. It is a sea of unlimited dreams. My tortoises, jump into it and find out your dream. Whatever SK sir says really motivates me. Sometimes it sounds funny. Do you know he has put blue light on his bike? - Okay, so that is why people call him blue light. - Yes. Oh... I had told you to join SK sir's batch. There was a problem of my optional in your institute. You can prepare for optional in Unacademy. Unacademy has best teachers for optional. Will I get my subject in Unacademy? Unacademy has 20 plus subjects. You can do daily 10 if you have the capacity. Oh My God. Who puts blue light on the bike? Government has removed it from cars as well. Come on let's go. Come. Come. Press the cap in this way and put it inside. This bottle is a waste now. The cap cannot be removed now. Hello SK sir. SK sir. How are you, my brother? I am good. You have become handsome, brother. Sit. - Will you have tea? - Yes, I will order. Hey, get two meeting special tea for us. Meeting. We will get it. No problem. Did you pay for it? No, sir. Even we had two. He is my student and is telling me that they have also taken two. Did you sign up in Unacademy Combat Gamified contest? Yes sir. Our entire group has done. Very good. Great. Get back to class. All the best. Okay, sir. From when have you started teaching here? Uncle opened an institute for underprivileged aspirants. I said even I will teach three hours for free. Uncle is happy, students are happy and so am I. Enjoying life. Is something there? What are you staring at? What kind of hairstyle is this? Why have you grown your hair? It gives a senior look. Otherwise students do not take me seriously. That is why? How many times will you try to have senior look? You are looking a fool in this hairstyle. - Don't call me by that name. - Why? Otherwise if I comment on your hair then you will feel bad. Say it. I don't feel shy here. I will not pay attention to what you will say. Hey, buddy... Guri where were you for the last eight months? I was busy working. I read it on Facebook about NGO that you have started. NGO. There is a lot of black money in the shoe business. NGO does not mean black money. It is same like saying that every IAS takes bribe. Some are honest as well. Do you think Abhilash would be taking bribe? How do I know? He is not DM of my area. He may not be DM of your area - but he is your friend so out of curiosity... - Friend? That friend has talked to me for the last six years. Your anger for him hasn't finished yet. I would never see the face of that rascal. Okay, okay... You would never see his face but see his video full. What were you looking at? What were you looking at? Guri, what were you looking at? Look, whether the size is right or not. Is it correct? You meet me once in a year or two. Get something branded, buddy. You get free things from your factory. Rascal, you are my brand ambassador. Tell me one thing. Do you know your students call you Neeli Batti (blue beacon) - Don't change the subject. - Is it true? Is it true? It is lies, misconception. No one takes the risk of changing optional subject in the last attempt. For last three days I am explaining the same thing to you. Who changes the optional at the last minute? I failed three times because I chose the wrong subject. I am changing now and that is decided. I want to take history and you are confusing me now. History? Do you have an idea how much competition is there in History? All Hindi medium students have taken history. You are making mistakes one after another. - Have you decided to change? - Yes. Opt for Hindi Literature. None of the science and English students are there. And it is a good scoring subject. History is also like literature but that is true stories and they excite me. Genius and fools are two categories of people who change their optional subject in the last attempt. And you are not a genius. I know it, buddy. That is why I am nervous and want to change the subject. I cannot repeat the same mistake. Hey, light. Now only the correct optional can save my last attempt. That is what I am saying. All toppers since '91 till today have been either from Pub AD or from literature. Finish it by taking literature. It is not working. Hey, light his cigarette. If this subject is so important then why do other aspirants take other subjects? Why don't everyone take this? I will tell you that... Whatever subject you take, a few marks here and there is going to happen. Don't worry so much. - Chill. - Hey, keep quiet. Do worry, buddy. He does not want to pass UPSC and become an IAS. These 2-4 marks will take you from 25 square feet room to 2500 square feet bungalow. Why are you taking low scoring subject like History? By taking a high scoring subject increase your chance. Till now you did preparation with job and without guidance. Now you have come here for full-fledged preparation. All experienced ones are here in Rajinder Nagar. It is your last attempt but you still are a fresher in front of them. If you do not believe me then go and ask anyone. They'll too say the same thing. Don't you want to do UPSC? Pema Rijiju. Pema Rijiju. His entire family is IAS. Who is he? He is Honey Singh of Rajinder Nagar. Don't call me Honey Singh. Just sing that song. You sing. UPSC is just an excuse. I have to face myself. And have to be popular in rap. - Is this yours? - Yes. This is amazing. - Abhilash. - Hi. He used be in college with Guri and me. He has given three attempts and two prelims. Now he will give with good preparation. Just tell him what we three were called in college. Three of us used to roam together so we were called tripod. We were always together. - Really. - Tripod. Three of us were equal. Pema, I really like Honey Singh. Whatever Honey Singh does is not the actual rap. Just wait and watch, one day there will be actual rap in India. Rap is anger and not the dance of girls. What are you angry about? - SK. - Yes. Give me a beat. ""This is LBSNAA, Crack it or leave it."" ""This is LBSNAA, Crack it or leave it."" ""This is not a song or rap but this is life."" ""Sometimes it is tough and sometimes it is light."" ""There is no day or night but everyone is tight."" ""Future is bright."" ""Sometimes it is dynamite. And height of frustration."" ""Fight of UPSC aspirants."" ""This is not a song or rap but their life."" Subject change in the last attempt? Take geography. Everyone is taking that. Take that subject for which notes are easily available. That would be right. ""You have to bear the the burden of studies every day."" ""Army of stars and people who are jealous."" ""Forget the sleep and just look at the books."" ""Forget laziness and evil eyes."" ""Pull it out from roots."" ""Kill the expectations."" ""Come on idiot, kill it."" Same subject by which you can pass PCS as well. Just imagine if you do not pass UPSC then you have plan B. Political science. You have scope to become a politician as well. Father will not get me married to you, if you do not become IAS. Then keep begging for votes. Will you do whatever I ask you to do? Put more spicy paste. ""Standing in self-doubts You fought hard yourself"" ""You chased AIR Again again"" ""Consume newspapers Become Cigarette addict"" ""Dreaming UPSC But no use"" ""As all your friends are abroad"" ""But you still stuck in the midway."" ""But don’t worry, because one day you will drive the blue beacon."" ""Believe me and take agriculture."" No one talks about farmers. Neither in parliament nor on the road. Now I just have hope from you dear. Hey, this is a WhatsApp group named Collector Saab. This has notes, PDF of books and motivational videos as well. If you want to ask any question then put it here without any hesitation. Okay. Done. Listen. Stop sending rap here. Even this is motivational. Motivational... Come. [news playing on TV] [news playing on TV] Yes, tell me. Hey, what are you doing? I am not your relative. Aunty, it is just out of respect for elders. Don't start telling me your problems under the pretext of respect. Aunty, I could hear sounds in my room. That is what I was saying. What has happened? Handle him. Tell me, dear. Uncle, the volume of the TV is high and can be heard till my room. So I am getting disturbed while studying. Please switch it off. - Shall I switch it off? - Yes. You are a very rude person! The house is mine, TV is mine and I am watching news. What is your problem? Tell me one thing. Are you only bothered about current affairs? When intellectuals meet in Rajinder Nagar I also have a suggestion and wish to say something. What will I do if not watch TV? Do you want me to say nothing? Uncle, this would be an everyday problem then. I have come to study here. Dear that is why the rent of your room is less. You have so many rooms so you can shift the TV in some other room. Someone else will have problem with loud sound if I shift it to some other room. That person will face problem. Are you okay with that? Yes, uncle. That would be fine. Fine? Yes. What kind of an IAS officer you will become? An administrative officer should think about others before himself. You are very negative. Listen, dear. Come and sit with me. Both will listen news and your preparation will also be done. You will get full marks in GS and will thank me for that. Two years back a boy used to stay in the room in which you are staying. He was successful. How? He used to sit here and listen to news with me. Come, sit and listen to the news. -Come. -Take this. I have made 'roti' (bread). I will not reheat them if they get cold. Drink it fast. Even aunty drinks? Of course. She is a Punjabi after all. Cheers. What will you have? I don't want to drink. Just one drink won't harm you, baby. Come on baby, be a sport. I don't want to drink. How can you say that? We are Punjabi. If you area Punjabi then will you drink the entire bar? I am also a Punjabi. Am I drinking? Speak softly. Who was that old man? Walia. Walia uncle. What was it that he used to say? We are Punjabis. Those were great days. That was a good time. Listen, I did not tell you why have I come to Delhi? Do you want to open a showroom of shoes? There is still time for that. I thought I would tell you after meeting you. Tell me now. I am getting married. What? I am getting married. Hey, buddy. What are you doing? Cheers. Cheers. When did all this happen? Just few days back. Very good. When Pragati passed PCS then all boys used to judge you that why would Pragati marry you? Why would they judge me? Did anyone of them pass? Don't get offended. It was a joke. You are the first one to get married in our group. The entire UPSC gang will come for the wedding. The entire gang. - I will invite Abhilash. - I am not inviting Abhilash. Don't invite then. - So only SK and I should come. - Yes. We will get Pragati along with us. She will feel bad. There is less space and alcohol in the room. And if the girl comes then it will get congested. Welcome to Rajinder Nagar, brother. Okay, I will come and get clarified butter. Hey Haryana born Punjabi, will you drink alcohol mixed with clarified butter? Hey, mother has sent especially for you homemade pure clarified butter. SK was saying that you have become very weak. Who? SK? He feels the entire country is weak. That is there. Okay will meet you in the evening. Okay, then see you in the evening. [news playing on Radio] Bother, Sandeep. I am Abhilash staying in the room next to you. I am also preparing for UPSC. I can see. It's... Why don't you listen to this on the mobile? There is less of news and more of distraction in the mobile. Yes, correct. The aspirants around are correct in saying that anyone else may pass or not but you will surely clear UPSC exam. It is such a big thing that you have cleared mains twice. If I get some guidance then... Why would I do that? If you did not clear then you would say that I gave wrong guidance. Will I make my future here or become your guide? I just thought if I could discuss subjects, syllabus... The coaching staff will tell. What are they taking fees for? I haven't joined yet. Great! When will you do that? Do you want to become IAS first? You can join coaching later. Fine. [news playing on Radio] Okay, bye. [news playing on Radio] [news playing on Radio] Don't get so worried about the subject. Now that you have come here you will surely clear. Here. Taste and tell me how it is. Are you crazy, Guri? Please taste some. Because of you we ate so much vegetarian food in college. Come on eat. Shall I give you leg piece? Have you gone crazy, Guri? Hey... fine, then you may die of hunger. I am not going to cook lentil for you. Amazing. I'm cooking 2kg chicken in this small kitchen. It is very salty. What are you doing? For me all subjects are the same. I could have taken anything. What do you say, SK? - You can take anything. - Anything. But I took that option which Pragati took. I thought because of this I will be able to talk to her. The matter got deepened, brother. It got deepened. Your matter is solved but we are discussing it for me. What am I there for? I will make it easier for you to make a decision. Listen to me carefully. Sit comfortably. I am sitting comfortably. Choose the subject that is scoring and matches your educational background. That's it. And it should be related to current affairs so that it helps you in Prelims. It should help you in the mains and interview. Choose that subject. And you need not do mugging up. No mugging. Just like him. It should be logic-based. Its study material should be easily available with the scrap seller. So that self-learning becomes easier. And yes you need a good teacher. Because nowadays without Dronacharya no one can become Arjun. Do you remember...? Thumb, sacrifice, and Mahabharata? Eklavaya had cut the thumb. This was Eklavya and not Arjun. Really? SK? Yes. No problem. Last and the most important point is that the syllabus of the subject should not be vast. So that the course finishes quickly. And then after that we enjoy and party. That subject is perfect for you which has all these qualities. Which is that perfect subject? Will I have to tell that too? You have to decide that. I have got more confused now. What is the confusion, buddy? Calm down, buddy. How will you become IAS like this? He cannot decide on a subject then how will you take decision for the country. Explain it to him. In whichever state he goes he will make that state a failure. SK, tell him how much land my father owns in Haryana. 10... what is that called. He owns 20 acres. He has bought 10 more. 20 acres. My father owns 20 acres of land in Haryana. The entire village is scared of my father. An IAS officer came from Chandigarh. He... What? He scared the shit out of my dad in a flick of a moment. I then understood that Shaktimaan is an idiot fool. Quiet. Walia uncle will come upstairs. He is an idiot fool. Actual power is in the hands of IAS. That day I decided that if you become anything that would be only IAS, motherfucker. And when you pass through the colony... Hello. I am at Guri's place. I am Guri. Sorry, Pragati. I'll be there immediately. I'll be there. Oh no! Don't worry. I'll be back. Abhilash, listen to the two lines that I have written. I will listen after I am back. You listened to him completely... You listened to him completely and mine... I am finding something in those moments. Life is moving on. What am I thinking? What nonsense have I written? What happened? Do you think you have taken wrong decision by opting for UPSC? No, no Sandeep. Why did you feel this way? Your confused face is spoiling this beautiful starry night. Sandeep, we are living in a post modernism society. We tend to be confused. I am just a little more. Here Walia uncle, the tea seller and family used to say and now even friends have started saying that how can I become IAS in this way. Let me clear UPSC first. Every person is judging me at present. It has just been a week you are here and you cannot bear all this. How will you become IAS in this way? I am just joking. What...? What is Bureaucrat? What? What is Bureaucrat? Bureaucrat? Bureaucracy? An IAS is a servant of the public. When you will become then you will have to serve these people selflessly. This is a fact. But many people become IAS for power. Look power lights the bulb and brings light to the life of people. And power can also electrocute and kill people. You have to decide how to use power. Leave it. Tell me that why do you want to become an IAS officer? Mr. Sandeep, I want to serve the country. I want to do something for the country. This is a very common answer. Everyone says the same the thing to impress mentors. I also said the same thing. There is one problem in this. Everyone is serving the country. From the tea seller to the businessman. From sportsman to spiritual Guru farmer and tax payer. - Everyone pays tax. - Yes, everyone pays. They are also serving the country. How are you going to serve the country by doing IAS? Tell me that. Brother, Sandeep this is also a way of serving country. This is a way. But any other person who becomes IAS would also do the same as you are saying. Why should you become IAS? There must be something special in you by which you can do better than others as IAS. There must be something. Yes. What will you do? Tell me. What special will you do? Actually I have never thought about something like this. Think about it. This is where you need to think. More than interviewer you should be clear as to why you want to become an IAS. The training of IAS does not start from LBSNAA but from the preparation Yes. What? Nothing. Did you get your radio repaired? Is it repaired? Will you drink water? No, brother. Have you studied electronics? No, I have studied electrical but I can do all this. Okay, that is good. Brother Sandeep, what is your optional? Are you confused about the optional? Yes. I am thinking of changing. Is this your first attempt? No. This is last. - Last? - Yes Who changes the subject in the last attempt? What was your subject earlier? It was electrical. By failing three times I have understood that this is not going to help me to pass. Think properly and then decide. Changing subject is just like taking divorce. Very painful. I am really tensed because of this. I was clear that I want to take History. But everyone has confused me. I am not able to make a decision. If I choose wrong subject this time then everything is over. Tell me what you mean by the wrong subject. Wrong subject? The one in which we score less marks. Everything seems to be wrong. I will explain. Do you have a girlfriend? What? Idiot, I am asking about your girlfriend. Why are you feeling shy? Girlfriend? - Don't you have one? - No. I liked someone in my last job. But never had a chance to talk to her. I used to look at her from distance. She did not know about it. Stupid. Is that called a girlfriend? Leave it. The subject is like a girlfriend. How can you be happy if you do not have interest in a girl? You will break up. But the more you are interested in a girl and give her time she will give you love. - Right. - Yes. Same is with the subject. Think about it. It is nonsense to take the same subject as the topper chose. Or you get less or more marks in a particular subject. If you have studied well then you will get good marks in every subject. Toppers understand this so that is why they became toppers. Yes. Correct. You are not the only one. There were many genius or fools who have changed the subject in the last attempt and have created history. You too can make history. Who knows? Have confidence. - Is it done? - Yes. Everyone was right in saying that others may pass or not but you will surely pass the UPSC this year. Let's see. Take this and check. - Have you repaired it? - Yes, I have done it. Very good. So have you decided your subject? Yes, History. Brother Sandeep, he is Shwet Ketu. Hey, you can come in with slippers on. I know it, brother. Okay fine. Okay, brother Sandeep. Okay. Good luck. Study well. Yes. Bye. Brother Sandeep... No... - Okay. - Carry on. Okay fine. Let's go. Don't ask again. He is busy. Whom are you chatting with on the phone? I was clearing doubt of a student. It must be a female student. What are you saying? What now? Did you make this group, 'Guri's Marriage'? I have invited all friends from UPSC batch and have added Abhilash as well. Why are you getting angry? If you take a step forward only then he will... Was it my fault? Did I say it was your fault? But you can show your nobility as well. How did you make a group without asking me? Don't you see his videos? - Videos... - Talk softly. But why call him to my wedding? He is arrogant and will not reply. Just see. He is typing. I know both of you very well. We are childhood friends and it is not a joke. He is not bad at heart. Though it was his fault. Look. Look this.", झाल अजय को ए गवर्नमेंट का टैक्स लगाकर हमें लगा भी हो जाता होगा प्रभु मैक्सिमम रिटेल प्राइस अधिकतम खुदरा मूल्य में सब क्वेश्चन लाकर अ अच्छा ठीक है सो जाओ का असर चलिए मान लीजिए आपने पानी पी ली है और उसके बाद इस पोर्टल को कैसे भेजें लाइए 100 कि ऐसे-ऐसे अ कर दो कर दो कि यूपी एसएससी क्योंकि अ जय हिंद है ऐसे तो यह लोग आपको और गवर्नमेंट को चकमा दे रहे हैं इसी मिट्टी का पानी भरकर फिर से आपको पिला देंगे ऐसा ना हो कि इसके लिए नहीं कि इस ढक्कन को कि ऐसे दबा के अब इसके अंदर हम अ कर दो मैं अभी वोट डलवा दोगे ढूढंन जो है कि निकलेगा नहीं अब है अच्छा ठीक है ऐसा करने से आप खुद को और बाकियों को भी गंदा पानी पीने से बचा सकते हैं कर दो कर दो हुआ है कर दो [संगीत] कर दो कर दो कि अ इस देश को दो जगहों से बचा जा सकता है कि बिल्कुल नीचे मजदूर किसान क्रांतियां है और एक ऊपर ए अब आईएएस आईपीएस आईएएस तो अभी आप लोग एस्प्रिन है लेकिन आपकी जो आईएस बनेंगे कि आप ही क्यों बने इस कि आप के बगल में तो बैठा हुआ है वह क्यों नहीं बनेगा ऐसा क्या खास है आप तुम्हें क्यों तुम्हारे बगल बनता क्यों नहीं बनेगा है सर अच्छे से पड़ेगा तो वह भी बन सकता है अरे एक ही सीट हुआ फिर 9th मई बनूंगा फिर वही तो पूछ रहे हैं तुम क्यों बनोगे भाई क्या खास है तुम्हारे अंदर ऐसा हिस्ट्री इस वंश यूपीएससी नहीं निकलता है कि शर्मा ई डिजायर टो चेंज सिस्टम है कि सिस्टम में घुसेंगे तब तो सिस्टम चेंज करेंगे बस यौवन डुप्लेक्स फ् में अधूरा है यह दुनिया का से कंटेस्ट ऑल इंडिया का ओल्ड एस कंपेयर टो एग्जामिन भाई हलवा नहीं इतना सिंपल नहीं है डेडिकेशन देश की सेवा का जुनून था हुआ है तो फिर क्या था सर अच्छा फीचर भी अच्छे से स्प्रेड का चल रहा है जब टीचर का बात होगा तो बात करेंगे उससे बैटर टीचर चाहिए तो अनअकैडमी को फोन वाउचर थोड़ा ही बैठक टीचर ज्यादा नहीं भीतर एक्सीलेंट इससे तभी तो अनअकैडमी पड़ा रहा था अरे लव यू टू आई लव यू टू के साथ आंसर क्वेश्चंस इस अ प्रेगनेंसी यस यस यस कि पेशेंस पॉजिटिव पेरेंट्स डेडिकेशन है जिसके अंदर सबसे स्ट्रांग होगा ना भी बन जाएगा आज का कछुआ आप जानते हो कछुआ कि नॉर्मल रेट नहीं है भाई मेरा कौन है कि खरगोश नहीं चिता चिता है कछुआ बनो हुआ है को मैक्सिमम लोग थक हार जाता है टूट जाता है हां जाता है कर दो थे कोरिअर राजेंद्रनगर है ना ओल्ड राजेंद्र नगर में और यहां पर आपको जजों का उम्मीदों का और निराशाओं का तो अनगिनत कहानियां सुनने को मिलेगा कर दो की कुछ कहानियां यही शुरू के यहीं खत्म हो गया यहां पर कुछ कहानी उन्हें इतिहास कि यूपीएससी का एग्ज़ाम ना फिजिकली मेंटली वीक लिस्ट थे फर्स्ट टाइम इन क्लास 10 क्लास थर्ड निकला फाइनल अटेम्प्ट इन खिलाफ पलट कर देखोगे जिंदगी का छह साल गायब हो ए सेल्फ कॉन्फिडेंस जमीन का नीचे घुसा हुआ और आज तक पढ़कर बिना कि खाली लगता है अंदर से मैंने कोई नहीं देखता है लोग आएंगे क्लियर का मेडल डालेंगे और बोलेंगे सिंसियर नहीं खाना कर नहीं पाया यहां पर आपने से 99.99% लॉक आईएस नहीं बने मजाक नहीं करूंगा फैक्ट करूंगा आप लोग तब लाख है प्रेगनेंसी के बाद कितना 15 आ जाए है मींस का बोध ₹3000 है इंटरव्यू के बाद हजार में को मैक्सिमम नंबर बोल योनि इस क्लास रूम में तुम्हें से शायद कोई एक आधा आईएस वन है शायर गारंटी नहीं है है इधर गए लग रहा है रे सब तो डिमोरलाइज कर रहे हैं कॉन्फिडेंस तोड़ रहे हैं है लेकिन इसका बावजूद आप तैयारी करोगे आप पढ़ोगे आप एग्जाम दोगे एडिट क्वेश्चन अवधी यूपीएससी एस्पायरेंट एक कप है यार यूपीएससी का एग्ज़ाम तब है सबको पता यह प्योर सीक्वेंस जब यहां पर यूपीएससी इतना ट्रैफिक जाम को लेकर जो चाहता है कि pressure आपका आदत बन जाए यह जो ऑपरेशन हुआ था कि pressure को लाइफ स्टाइल का पाठ बना देगा इस व्यवस्था से शुरू नहीं होता यूपीएससी का टाइम यहां से शुरू होता है प्रिपरेशन से में बहुत रिस्पॉन्सिबिलिटी का काम है जाए क्योंकि आपको दुनिया की सबसे बड़ी और सबसे कंपलेक्स डेमोक्रेसी की बागडोर संभालेंगे है और जो कि आपको कुछ सोचकर उसने करके आपको उसकी सोच को समझना जब अंग्रेज भारत छोड़कर तो दूसरा रेलवे के अलावा जो दूसरा बेहतरीन चीज छोड़ कर गए थे वहीं यूपीएससी अब तुम कहां हो तुम कोई यूपीएससी का मकान है ओल्ड राजेंद्र नगर में तो कभी वक्त मिले ना तो इसे ऊंचाइयों से देखना में लाखों सपनों का समंदर मे कछुओं डूब जाओ इसमें योजनाओं को अपना [संगीत] अजय को कर दो कि अगर स्क्रब कि भारत संघ में विघ्न आ अनुमंडल अधिकारी बैठक तक रनिंग ओं कर दो कि अ कर दो कर दो है अरे अश्लील और अ कि ऐसा हो गया भाई जी ए प्रोडक्ट आफ कि चाहिए हां चाचा हमारी मीटिंग प्रतिशत है कि चलो क्लासिफिकेशन ऑल द बेस्ट ऑल हां यार प्लीज चाचा इंस्टीट्यूट खोला वंडरफुल प्लेस प्रिंट है उनके लिए घंटा है कि चाचा कुछ बच्चा खुश हम खुश मौज आ रहा हुं हां तभी तो लगा है कुछ का देखा ऑन साइड लेता है को चू मत बोलना कि मैं तेरा बिल के ऊपर कुछ बोलो फिर को बुरा लगेगा भूल यहां मुझे मैं सुनूंगा इसका से इसका तरीका है ए गोरी गोरी में आठ महीना से यार कहां था तुम्हें है के जूते बेचने से बहुत लेफ्ट में घृत गई है कि विलास लेता होगा क्या उस कि मुझे मेरे लिए थोड़ी नहीं है तो दोस्तों है ना तो मतलब जैसे कि यहां सिटी को अच्छे से बात तक नहीं की वह दोस्त हुआ है [संगीत] मैं तेरा गुस्सा खत्म नहीं होना उसके लिए साले का पूरा रखो का सेक्स ए मुंह न देखना पर वीडियो पूरा देख लूंगा है क्या मेघना था घ्र ए सईंया कि प्रकट कर दो हां भैया हां है तू 12 साल में एक बार मिलता है भाई कुछ ब्रांडेड आया कर यार एक फैक्ट्री से उठाया दे दिया ब्रैंड ऐंबैसडर है तू मेरा मैं अशोक बाद त्रिपक्षीय नवनियुक्त ए सब्जेक्ट चेंज मत करो जान सजना डा है अरे झूठ है बहन क्लासेज ऑप्शन चेंज करने का स्कूल नहीं देता है मैं अपनी टीम की समझाया तुम कैसे हो ए हिस्ट्री हिस्ट्री में जानते कि तो कंपटीशन है पूरा हिंदी मीडिया वाला सब हिस्ट्री में बैठा है एक गलती करके फिर दूसरा गलती करना है कि अजय डिसाइड दिशा की डेट चेंज करना सिखाओ रंगीली के चले साइंस और इंग्लिश को इसमें और बढ़िया स्कोरिंग करते हैं कि जीनियस अभियोग को यह दो लोग होता है जब लास्ट में ऑप्शन चेंज करता है और जीनियस तुम्हें पता है तभी तो तभी तो चेंज करना चाहता हूं कि नोटिफिकेशन मिस्टेक है मैं अभी कहीं ऑप्शनली मेरा लास्ट टाइम बता मैं वही तो बोल रहा है यार तू कितना टॉपर इन यौवन से अब तक यौवन देख लो यहां पर पर डाला हुआ है यह खत्म नहीं चल रहा है मैं इतनी टेंशन ले भाई इसे थोड़ी यूपी 80 निकालना आईएएस बनना है यह देखिए तो दो-चार मार्क्स गेम होता है ना 125 को अपील का कमरा स्नातक 500 स्क्वायर फिट का बंगला में लेकर जाएगा वह और लो स्कोरिंग सब्जेक्ट हिस्ट्री क्यों ले रहा है भाई कोई कहां स्कोरिंग सब्जेक्ट चांस बढ़ाना अपना अ मैं अभी तक प्रिपरेशन कैसे क्या जॉब के साथ किया विदाउट गाइडेंस किया है अभी यहां पर है तू फुल बजे डिप्रेशन के लिए यह राजेंद्रनगर में भाई साहब आप लोग बैठा हुआ है कि चला सेकंड है लेकिन तू इंसान अभी प्रेशर है आप मुझ पर विश्वास नहीं हो रहा है उसी से जाकर पूछें इसके अलावा सेम चीज करेगा MP3 [संगीत] MP3 मैं आपको यह कैसे नहीं करना है ए टीम आफ रिसर्च यहां पे मर जाऊ पूरा खानदान जो Ias है इनका और यह कौन है यह है राजेंद्र नगर के हनी सिंह हनी सिंह तो मत बोल दो और तू सुना यूपीएससी तब बहाना है तो कुत्तों को दिखाना है और वे दिलो जान में फिर हंगामा मचाना है घ्र के अभिलेख अ में पाचक वॉल्यूम बदला गुर्जर मेरे साथ कि यहां तीन टाइम दिया है 2 प्रो डिप्रेशन करके बढ़िया से देगा अ कि हम तीनों को क्या बोलते हैं कॉलेज में बताया इसको इसलिए हम लोग साथी उनके खराब हम को सबस्क्राइब पॉइंट बोलते जुड़े रहते सच में गुस्सा नहीं है हैं तो आपको किस बात का गुस्सा है का रस के भेजा है ए हिंद के बाद रहा है और उल्टा बांधा है छोड़ दिया छोड़कर भागना है छोड़ दिया बुद्धि लगा देना है और गया लुट गए सॉन्ग नहीं रैपअंजेल भाई कभी-कभी लाइट है नरेला नाइट है हवा टाइट है फिर सब टाइट कभी डाइनामाइट है फैशन की हाइट रूपी एडमिन की फेवरेट सॉन्ग नए रात ने उनके लाइफ बाय अपने टेंपर्ड ग्लास में आ कि ज्योग्राफी ले लो यार बीच में जिसके नोट्स आसानी से मिल जाए ना बोलो वह सही रहेगा कि चलना पड़ता है दोस्त किशन कपड़ों स्टारों की पॉजिशन लेखपालों की रोशनी भ्रूण के ताबड़तोड़ ऐसा अशुभ बुरी नजरों का आधार जड़ से उखड़ चुके सिंह झाला का परिचय देना कठिन सब्जेक्ट से पीछे से निकाल सको ए पॉलीटिकल साइंस नेता बनने का विस्फोट है भाई नहीं बने ना तक शादी नहीं बोलूंगी मैं कि चटनी डाल दिया ना आप जॉब पर खड़ा तू तो खुद से लगा यार के पीछे तू तो कब से पड़ा अखबारों की लत से करें कि कप्स यूपीएससी की रख कोई पद नहीं भर सब दोस्तों बरोड़ और तू मिडल को खोल दो कि किसानों के तो मैं बात नहीं करता ना संसद में नाटक पर अब तो तुम इस उम्मीद बैठा हूं कर दो अपने व्हाट्सएप ग्रुप द कलेक्टर साहब इसमें नोट्स यह उसका पीडि़त फेयरर मोटिवेशन वीडियो से आता रहता है तो को सवाल पूछना हो ना बेझिझक इसमें डाल दिया करो ठीक है MP3 है और सोंढूर रैप डालना बंद कर रहा है अरे भाई अभी तो मैं ऑफिस नहीं आ हिखोज डिशनरी एप कर दो अजय को हुआ है हुआ है शो मोर हुआ है कि अजय देवगन हरे कृष्ण थोड़ी तेरे को सुना दो 12 है बोल बेटे हम कल वह कमरे में आपकी बीवी की याद आ रही है बहुत दबाव पड़ने पर डिस्टर्ब हो रहा है बंद कर लीजिए बंद करूं उसके अंदर की तरफ यार तू मेरा टीवी मेरी समाचार मैं अपना देख रहा हूं प्रॉब्लम बात बता किस तरह करंट अफेयर का ठेका के तुम लोगों ने लिखा है तो जब या राजेंद्र नगर में मीटिंग होती है निकले चुकी तो मेरी बेक रहा है मुझे भी कोई बोलना होता है टीवी नहीं देख लूंगा तो क्या करूंगा तो चलता मैं कुछ बोलूं लेकिन ऐसा तो फिर यह तो रोज की दिक्कत हो जाएगी मैं तो पढ़ लें यहां पर आ कौन सी इसीलिए तो तेरे कमरे का किराया कम होना है एक अच्छा आपके तो तेरे कमरे हैं आप किसी और रूप में शिफ्ट कर लीजिए भूमि अभिलेख मैं इग्नोर करूं में टीवी शिफ्ट करूंगा तो किसी और कब जाएगी है उसको परेशानी होगी योग्य व्यक्ति पागल ढूंढ चलेगा चलेगा प्रशासनिक अधिकारी को अपने दूसरों की सोचनी चाहिए तो नेगेटिव [संगीत] पुणे यहां में दोनों को भी तैयार हो जाए [संगीत] ना तो मेरे को तेरे से पहले उससे भी पहले [संगीत] मिल News रूम दिखाओ झाल बैठ और न्यूज़ संस्था आहुति थोड़ा पॉजिटिव बनाकर रखा यूं ठंडी हो गई तो दोबारा में गरम करेंगे जल्दी से विलोपित और क्या और आंटी भी आ कि अरे पंजाबी है कि डालेगी है अरे पर से कुछ नहीं होता यार बेबी हैं अरे ऐसे कैसे नहीं पीना यार हम पंजाबी हैं फोन करोगे कि प्यार क्या है हुआ है ऐसा कौन सा पौधा कि वाली आर्थर बन जाती है भाई दो के अधीन तरह तो सही टाइम क्या हुआ है कर दो हुआ है मैं जब मैं दिल्ली किस काम के लिए होता है शु थैंक्यू जूते शोरूम खोल दो कि मैं शादी करोगे हुआ है ठीक है शादी कर लो में रह यार कर रहा है मैच इस अच्छे से कर दो तो क्या हुआ यार अभी बस गोविंदा बहुत उत्साहित हैं में लिप्त है जब अ कि प्रगतिशीला थारा लड़का लोग विरोध करता था प्रगति उसे खुश हूं कर दो ए ब्वॉय ए ए रुक पहला बन्ना शादी हो रहा है यार तू और पूरन की शिकायत पूरा अभिलाष कुमार लुट अजय को यह मधुर गाना सुना दो हां यार प्रगति विधान के साथ में और ब्राह्मण जाएगी फिर कमरे पर हूं कर दो कि अ का पानी पीने से दोस्त इंडिया ओं कि अ अभिलाष शुक्ला bhramar5 वो मेरी हंसी की तैयारी करो तो प्लीज में दिख रहा है के अइली हो की कर दो हुआ है [संगीत] हुआ है तो हम मोबाइल में कोई नहीं सुन लेते हैं मेरे मोबाइल में न्यूज़ फ्रॉम डिस्ट्रक्शन ज्यादा है हां हां सब करेक्टर है के अगल-बगल का स्मरण करते आपके बारे में क्या और किसी का होना हो आपका यूपी जरूर हो जाएंगे इसको दूंगा म्यूजिक आपने छोटी बात है हुआ है है उसको भी थोड़ा गार्डन करेगा तो हां क्यों नहीं भाई मैं तेरा ना निकला तो क्या मैंने गलत कर दिया था कि हम अपनी जिंदगी किताब लिखी है तेरा लाइट बंद हुआ था कुछ नहीं हुआ मैं तो मतलब ऐसे ही वह थोड़ा सा सब्जेक्ट रिड्यूस करना होगा तो कुछ ऐसी बातें बताएंगे ना विश्वास के प्रेसिडेंट हैं मैं हूं तो भी ज्वाइन की है कि इस अभिशाप क्या करेगा के नायक बन जाओ पहले कोच्चि जरूरत पड़ेगी है कर दो कर दो कर दो तो देखा कि कार तेलंगाना राज्य के मुद्दे पर फैसला वीरवार जाएगा प्रधानमंत्री मनमोहन सिंह यह कहते हो कि मैं यहां पर दूं कोयला और बिजली के लिए हमारे चैनल को थप्पड़ की पैरवी की है कि इनकी बिक्री अचानक से कम कीमत पर की जा रही है है इन हिंदी हुआ है का प्रयास सबसे थोड़े से परेशान मत हो यार पूजा गया तो कह रही है पेश कर देता हूं कि मैं पागल हूं मैं तो खा ले यार तेरे चक्कर लगाती घास गली में कॉलेज में बैक वाले व्यक्ति को लेकर शुरू किए इ के मुकाबले फिर प्रधानमंत्री डा हुआ है हुआ है कर दो के अनुसार गया है हुआ है और क्या करता है यार मेरे सारे अरे यार मैं कुछ भी सब कुछ भी हो गई थी इसके बोलता है कुछ भी नहीं सकता था कि अ मैं तो तेरा तो ही कहना मैंने डिस्कस कर रहे हैं तो ज्यादा बढ़ा दो है तो वह सब देख ले जो स्कोरिंग हो तेज बैकग्राउंड को मैथ चैप्टर बस और जो करंट अफेयर्स रिलेटेड टो अकांप्लिश थे रियल करें सब्जेक्ट अनुसार इंटरव्यू उस समय वह सब्जेक्ट है और रखता हुआ था इसी तरह ए लॉजिक बेत्रा जी और जिसका स्टडी मैटेरियल राशि वालों के पास बिजली बिल हो यार ताकि सैंपलिंग मिर्ची हो जाए पड़ा टीचर भाई पिक्चर है है कि आज के जमाने में ना बिना थोड़ा चाहें तो यह क्यों नहीं सोच सकता यार ना अंगूठा बलिदान भारत कर दो यह देखिए लिखा था उठा था में एकलव्य था यह मौजूद नहीं था अ कि शब्द स्क्रिप्ट जी हां कौन-कौन लार्जेस्ट एंड मोस्ट इंपोर्टेंट पॉइंट सब्जेक्ट्स इन एब्सलूट थोड़ा छोटा होना चाहिए कि कौन जल्दी खत्म हो जाए और बैंगन पाए और पार्टी करें इस सारी क्वालिटी जिस सब्जेक्ट हुआ था तेरे लिए परफेक्ट है और कौन सा है ऐसा पैक सब्जेक्ट कौन सा है वहीं में बताओ अब तो तू डिसाइड करेगा भाई कि सौर कनफ्यूज हो गया 4 ऊ इस वेबसाइट डिजाइनिंग और है इससे आर बेस्ट डेंटिस्ट कैसे लगा जाए या मिल जाएगा उसके प्रोफेसर का या कि वह अकेले पता इसको मेरे बाप की जमीन कितनी हरियाणा में दास क्या होता है वह बहुत सी शक्ल है है में 200 ली है को भी पकड़ हां भाई मेरे बाप कि हरियाणा में भी सेक्टर जमीन है पूरे गांव की फटी रह आपसे से तो फील्डिंग चंडीगढ़ से का यह ससुर आया भाई जी कि क्या गांड मारती बाकी मेरे 2 मिनट में आ ने उसे समझाया कि शक्तिमान तो छुट्टियां है यार यार वाली बांग्लादेश के ऊपर आ में सुपरवाइजर के साथ होती है उसे बिल्कुल डिसाइड किया कि यह बड़े का या तो आयल ऐड ही मस्ती में विक्रम प्रॉब्लम मैं नीर प्रफु ल्ल अजय को हेलो हेलो मैं गुरु जी के यहां एक अच्छा जय हो गुरुदेव 4600 है अब मैं और वाला हां यह [संगीत] तो फिर कब आ हुआ है [संगीत] कि बॉलीवुड जी हां तो वहां इतने अरे सिम पूरा मैं इसको पूरा सुन है मेरा अ कि इन पलों में कुछ खोज रहा हूं क्या है जीवंत चल रहा है कि मैं सोच रहा हूं क्या तब तक के लिए बाय-बाय एक से एक [संगीत] अजय को कर दो [संगीत] अजय को MP3 ऐसा क्यों हुआ कि यूपीएससी लिखने का फैसला गलती लग रहा है मैंने सोनू भैया कि ऐसा क्यों लगता है आपको है ना मतलब इस चारुचंद्र की चंचल चितवन रात में आ कि स्त्री कंफ्यूज शक्ल सारा अलंकार खराब कर रही है है अरे वह संदीप भैया भैया तो लेकिन पोस्टमॉर्टम मिशन सोसायटी व्हेयर टैटू भी कंफ्यूज कर दो कि मैं थोड़ा सा ज्यादा हूं बस यहां पर यहां पर यह वाले अंकल चाय वाला ऐप कि घर वाले तो बोलते थे अभी उसके दोस्त हर बात पर ऐसे कैसा है इस बनोगे है अरे पहले कैसी हो तो जाए अभिसार आदमी जांच कर रहा है है एक हफ्ता हो या नहीं आए कि बीते जल गया कि ऐसे कैसे आईएस बनेगा क्यों मजाक कर रहे हो और सुनाओ अजय को मैं ऑफिस ब्यूरोक्रेट आ कि अ ए ब्यूरोक्रेट के होता है कैट है और कि नौकरशाह शो मोर कि इकाई है जनता का नौकर होता है भी बन जाओगे ना हैं इन्हीं लोगों की निस्वार्थ सेवा करनी पड़ेगी यो यो फैक्ट यहां पर नीचे बहुत सारे लोग तो पावर के लिए बनते हैं को देख भाई तू अपने पॉवर से बढ़ भी चलता है कि तुम लोगों की जिंदगी में रोशनी कर देता है अ अपने पॉवर से कारण लगता है जो लोगों की जान ले लेता है ए न्यू अपडेट्स साइड पावर का यूज कैसे करना है हुआ है में चल छोड़ दो और यह बताओ भाई डू यू वांट टो बे ना यह ऑफिस की संख्या देश की सेवा करनी है जिसके कुछ करना है और पिंटू बड़ा आंसर है के पैनल को इंप्रेस करने के लिए और को यही बोलता है में बनी हुई थी भी अ मैं इसमें एक चक्कर और है है की दृष्टि से बात और कोई कर रहा है कि चाय वाले से लेकर बड़ा बिजनेसमैन ए स्पोर्ट्समैन से लेकर स्पिरिचुअल गुरु किसान टैक्स पेयर टेक्स्ट तो सभी देते हैं सब देते हैं अ कि विकसित देश की सेवा कर रहे हैं थिस आईएस बनके कि देश के ऐसी कौन सी सेवा कर लेगा तू मैं बता दूं है और संदीप हैं यह भी तो देश सेवा का यह तरीका है कि अद्वैत इस पथ पर चलकर कोई और आईएस मरेगा तू ही करेगा सिर्फ थैंक यू थैंक यू है तो फिर तुझे क्यों आईएस बढ़ना चाहिए कि केंद्र कुछ तो होगा जोरों से बेहतर कर सकें जाइए इस ई वन्ना नो और सुनाओ कर दो को लेकर का पता कि अलग करें [संगीत] 256 तरीके से भी सोचा नहीं है सवाल को है सूत्रों बेटा है सोचो यही तो सोचने वाली बात है कि इंटरनेट से ज्यादा तुम्हें की अरुण चाहिए इसकी मंडल है कि यह आईएएस बनने की ट्रेनिंग लंबे समय से ना यही इस प्रश्न से शुरू होती है है कर दो लिए यह विशेष हो [संगीत] अजय को आप हिंदू हो कर दो कर दो कि आपका ड्यूटी हो गया कर दो हुआ है है बड़े अ कर दो का पानी पीने से को व्यर्थ है में इलेक्ट्रॉनिक्स करिए अ को रिपेयर करती तो निकलें पर यह संकल्प लें कि अ और सुनाइए आपका क्या है ऑप्शन ए कि ऑप्शन को लेकर कंफ्यूज है एक हाथ चेंज करने का सोच रहा हूं का पहला टैक्स थे लास्ट लास्ट लुट इलास्टिक में सब्जेक्ट और चीज करता है भाई से पहले क्या था प्लीज क्लिक ओं की प्रतिमा स्थलों के इतना तो समझ में आ गया कि इसे तो निकलें एग्जाम कि सोच-समझकर डिसाइड करें वहीं सब्जेक्ट बदलना डिवोशनल है जैसा होता है थोड़ा पेनफुल ए और किसी को तो टेंशन है सारा अ यह तो क्लियर से मिक्स कर लेना है और यहां पर हमने इतना कंफ्यूज कर दिया मुझे भी समझ नहीं आ रहा है कि इस वर्ष घोषित किया तो फिर सब खत्म भाइयों बता गलत सब्जेक्ट क्या होता है कि गलत सब्जेक्ट हूं है वहीं देश में कमा सकते हैं तो बड़े भी गड़बड़ सूचियां में रहता हूं किए हुए हैं में आ ए गर्ल फ्रेंड है तेरी गर्लफ्रेंड बड़े कहां क्या है इस प्रश्न को है ना नहीं-नहीं इससे जॉब में अच्छी लगती थी जहां p.m. कि पुरूष भर्ती नहीं हुई है है उसे दिखाओ गांव बावड़ी है अब से गर्लफ्रेंड कहते हैं चल छोड़ दो ए सब्जेक्ट जाना है ए गर्ल फ्रेंड जैसा होता है कि जिस लड़की में आपका इंटरेस्ट नहीं है अब आप खुश नहीं रह पाओगी ना ब्रेकअप हो जाएगा लेकिन अ कि जिस लड़की में आप जितना एंट्रीज लोगे जितना टाइम दोगे प्यार की अब से आधे सब्जेक्ट छुप-छुप कि पूरी फालतू बातें हैं जो टॉपर ने लिया वह सब्जेक्ट ले लें यह ने सब्जेक्ट में कम या ज्यादा मार्क्स साथ है तो इससे पड़ा है समय मांगा है टॉपर समझते स्टॉप अट बड़े [संगीत] की कैसेट कि पुलिस आना है कि तू पहला है वह गणेश जीनियस यह बेवकूफ जिन्होंने लास्ट अपडेटेड ओं ए सब्जेक्ट चेंज करके इतिहास बनाया है है कि मैं एक्स्ट्रा दुबई कि बुश ने कि आप बढ़ा सकते हैं कि घर के रहोगे क्या हां सही कहते थे सब और किसी का निकले निकले आपका तो यूपीएससी सा पका निकलेगा एक कप अच्छी लगे करो एक बढ़िया अ कि सहित [संगीत] हां हो गया सब्जेक्टिव आ स्ट्रीट लिए तत्व है है अरे चप्पल पहन सकते हैं ठीक है नहीं अलख भरया है चलो ठीक है सुबह में कि गूलर भी सही से बड़ी संगीत कि वह अन आई है कि आपके लोन करोड़पति आधुनिक मैं फ्री हूं हुआ है हुआ है तू किसके साथ लगा हुआ फोन पर अरे वह स्टूडेंट ऑन कर दो कि महिला छात्र होंगी अ कि चाहती थी कुछ भी हो है क्या कि यह गुर्जर मैरिज इग्नोर है कि यूपीएससी का जन्मदिवस मुद्दा सबको इनवाइट कर दिया अभिलाष को बैठ कर लिया है कर दो कि ऐसा क्यों हो रहा है भाई जी है तू कदम बढ़ाएगा तभी तो नहीं करती थी क्या आप तो मैंने कहा तेरी गलती थी कि वह बड़प्पन कि दिखा सर्कुलेशन से है उसका वीडियो नहीं देखा जाता है में कैंडी क्रश करके देखना है है कि देख देख लो कि टाइप कर रहा है कि तुम दोनों जानता हूं यार बचपन के दोस्त मजा के कोई कि अ दिल का खराब नहीं है वह बता रहा हूं मैं गलती भला उसका था अ कर दो है मैम ढूंढना हिस्ट्री ऑप्शन लेकिन अब हिस्ट्री क्रिएट कर दिया कश्मीर टाइम दिया कैफीन होता सब्सक्राइब तक प्यूरिफिकेशन तो काफी होता है इंसान मुझे खुद इस तरह होता है मित्रों स्ट्रेस मत क्योंकि अनअकैडमी ₹2 सिर्फ तो सही कि उक्त टो प्रिंट से लेकर मेन इंटर्व्यूअर ने कैंडिडैट ओपरचुनिटिस आपको हाथ चैप्टर बहुत अच्छी तरह मैं तो अभी अनौपचारिक कलर है आप डाउनलोड करने से तुरंत अरे यह प्रयोग अरे मामू सा आप डाउनलोड करो और इसे कल मुझे कोई गलती करनी है आप लोग अनअकैडमी जल्दी से डाउनलोड करें और टीवी चैनलों में कम मध्य रेलवे थोड़ा लाइक शेयर एंड सब्सक्राइब करें और कमेंट सेक्शन में ताकि आपको एपिसोड विद अन्य इलेक्ट्रॉनिक अ इस पृष्ठ पर लुट लो ViOutJ0kuJY,TVF's Aspirants | Official Trailer | All Episodes Now Streaming,2021-04-06T11:47:41Z,PT3M8S,10019447,400471,13779,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViOutJ0kuJY," Old Rajinder Nagar Here you will hear uncountable stories of emotions, hope, and disappointments. Some stories started and ended here. But some stories created history. Welcome to Rajinder Nagar. At present you are aspirant but you will only become IAS. Why will you be an IAS and not the one sitting next to you? Do you remember what they used to call us in college? We are like a tripod. No one takes a risk of changing optional in the last attempt. I failed thrice because I chose the wrong subject. Now I have decided that I am going to change. He cannot decide on a subject then how will he take decision for the country? Your TV volume is high and disturbing me in the room. Please turn it off. That is why the rent of your room is less. Tell me that why do you want to be an IAS officer? I want to serve the country. I want to do something for the country. This is a common answer. Everyone says this to impress the panel. All day you stand in the balcony and keep looking at the book. Will you be able to clear UPSC in this way? It is rightly said that relationships of Rajinder Nagar are left behind here. Look Abhilash, if you were 100% confident then you should have resigned before leaving and not gone on sabbatical leave. Don't dream that now you have come, taking coaching so you will pass easily. This is UPSC. It does not get cleared easily. There is one thing missing in your solutions and that is positive approach. UPSC exam does not suck you only physically but mentally as well. If you do not clear in first, second, third or last attempt and then you look behind and see that six years of your life are finished. You lose confidence totally. My day starts with The Hindu (Newspaper) and ends with Yojna & Kurukshetra (Magazines). The fingerprint of my thumb has changed by making notes. I am least bothered by what you think. So fake it till you make it. Remain persistent and do not run away from failures. Because failure is a lesson to you and it is failure only that makes you IAS.", झाल कर दो कि अ कि फोल्ड राजेंद्रनगर यहां पर आपको जजों का उम्मीदों का निराशाओं का अनगिनत कहानियां सुनने को मिले कुछ कहानियां यही शुरू के यहीं खत्म हो गया पर कुछ कहानियों ने इतिहास हां हां वेलकम टू राजेंद्रनगर भाई अभी आप लोग एस्प्रिन है लेकिन आपको योगा आईएस बनेंगे आप ही क्यों बनीं आप के बगल में तो बैठा हुआ है वह छू नहीं पाए जाते हैं हमको तो लगता है तो इसे लाइक का ड्राफ्ट थे लास्ट में ऑप्शन करने का रिस्क कोई नहीं देता है जिसमें टीम बर्फीली हवाओं की मैंने ग्लास अध्यक्ष चुना और चेंज तो मैं कर रहा हूं यह तो डिसाइड है बट सब्जेक्ट इस आईने और है इससे यार देश के मेडिकल कैसे रहेगा हम कल उस कमरे में आपकी बीवी की याद आ रही है बहुत दबाव बन कर लीजिए सिर्फ इसलिए तो तेरे कमरे का किराया कम है ना अ कि यह बताओ भाई डू यू वांट टो बे न यह ऑफिस देश की सेवा करनी है देश के लिए कुछ करना है तो * बड़ा अंतर है पैनल को इंप्रेस करने के लिए और कोई बोलता है इन बटन पर चट्टी पर खड़े किताब को देखते रहो तो यूपी 80 क्लियर होगा क्या कि उसे पता है कि राजेंद्र नगर के रिलेशन ना ही रह जाते हैं अ कर दो कर दो यह देखो अभिलाषा तुम अगर हमने प्रश्न कॉन्फिडेंट होते हैं तो रिजाइन करके जाते समय के लेकिन इन इसे एक ख्वाब में मत रहना तू आ गए हो उस दिन कर रहे हो तो यह निकल जाएगा यह यूपीएससी यूपीएससी निकलता नहीं आ आसानी से तुम्हारी सभी सलूशन के अंदर सबसे इंपॉर्टेंट मीटिंग है और वह है सेटिंग एप इन पीसी का सामना फिजिकली मेंटली पीछे फर्स्ट टाइम निकला कि नहीं निकला फाइनल पलट कर देखोगे जिंदगी को सबस्क्राइब करना न भूलें और योजना से खत्म होंगे कि आप सब कुछ और ही है कर दो कर दो कर दो [संगीत] झाल OPQDCTRbymU,Shows From The House of TVF | 2021,2021-02-21T10:39:52Z,PT2M39S,1362334,70621,5988,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPQDCTRbymU,, कर दो घर पे कि अ [संगीत] 9th मे होना तो उसकी तरह धार शहर 17th का सेवन है यह हमारा नया हॉस्टल कितना छोटा पड़ रहा है मालूम यूपी की पापुलेशन को उठाकर गोवा में शुरू कर दिया गया है कि ब्राह्मण बचपन जब तक न गर्ल्स टॉयलेट बनाने का दुरुपयोग न हो थे वॉयसेस कि इनका रिलेशनशिप चैनल इन थिस ए प्राइज यार हेलो भाई जान किधर हो [संगीत] कर दो ढाणी जो को लेकर सीरियस ही नहीं हो तो मैं क्या बोलूं तुम्हें व्याख्या हिंदू से शुरू होता है और योजना कृषि पर खत्म यह मूवी क्रिकेट संघ को सदियों गई है रोटी बना बनाकर सुरेश चंद्र पैंट बदल गया मेरे से ए साइंटिफिक ऑफिसर क्वालिटी है पर अभी तक रेस्ट करने का मन बना लिया है को बख्शो दिस पॉइंट टू फ्रेंडशिप फ्रेंडशिप इज इक्वल टू कॉलेज कॉलेज लुट लो अजय को और सुनाओ क्विटिंग सीरियसली तुम हमें सीरियसली लेनी शुरू कर दी है [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] कि लाइफ में आपके अकॉर्डिंग पिछला होना तो आपको पूछेगा है कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो [संगीत] हुआ है PBtzqt7QvT0,TVF’s Gullak Season 2 Trailer | Streaming from 15th Jan on SonyLIV | World Premiere Series,2021-01-03T06:08:22Z,PT1M50S,1093112,29294,1270,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtzqt7QvT0,, आज हम आलू के पीले चावल बनारस दिल्ली कहते हैं उसे इस लाइन और कभी-कभी जहां अंत होता है वहीं शुरुआत होती है लेकिन अगर कुछ नहीं बदला इस परिवार ने एक बात है जो अभी भी बिजली विभाग में और इनकी स्कूटर उतना ही मान लेते रहिए बड़े बेटे अनुज मिश्रा जो बिजी विदाउट वर्क है और छोटे बेटे अमन मिश्रा मुझे रोज किताब खोल कर रखता मारते हैं और बंद करते ही सब भूल जाते हैं और हमेशा की तरह सबसे अंत में आती है एक हां यह जो आज भी खीर में अमृत के टपकने का इंतजार कर रही है मिनट बाद अपने चीज नहीं थकेगा थकेगा पूरा परिवार वृद्धि से बचा रहेगा हम यह आप 10 मिनट पर व्यक्ति होता है इधर आओ इधर आओ आपने सोचा होगा कि परिवार की किस्मत बदल जाएगी चाहिए वह कहानी होती है इसे पापा बचपन की तरफ शीघ्र है कि भई अगला आदमी तुम्हारा बाप समझे काट दें इसका नाम होता है वहीं जाता है शादी में अपने पापा का परिवार है तो नहीं लिखा है तुम जाओ तुम्हारा बेटा जै जै करवाया पापा हम्म कमिटमेंट कर चुके हैं बेटा उन्नीस हे भाई शकल होना तो सलमान के डायलॉग नहीं चला करते पी नए साल में वृद्धों का गुड लक है चीज कहानियां नहीं यह तो अलबेले के लिए मिलते हैं थोड़ा बताओ ना कि हां भाई 6IQjuKl9F3w,TVF's Baap Beta Aur KBC ft. Rajit Kapoor & Naveen Kasturia,2020-11-14T07:19:29Z,PT10M45S,594520,16261,754,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IQjuKl9F3w,," है अरबी पापा मान जाएंगे डोंट वरी ई की मधुर सुना अमित 3 महीने हो गए या चैटिंग करते हुए अपना नाम बता दो क्यों तनाव तो सोचना पड़ेगा तो है अरे को आदर्श नो इंजरी एंड अकाउंट्स करैक्टर में 2 मिनट में कॉल बैक करता हूं मैं फादर स्कूलिंग कि टोमेटो के अ जी हां बेटा क्या कर रहा है कुछ नहीं पापा वहीं गुड-गुड वाले एंजेल इंवेस्टर से बात कर रहा था क्यों स्टॉप के चक्कर में तो नहीं हो गए हो क्या मम्मी से छुपके छुपके छोड़ दिया तेरी मम्मी बाहर चली जाती है ना तो इसलिए कि जो हमारे स्वास्थ्य के लिए पापा अलग करने के लिए प्रयास कर रहा हूं वह उन्हें अमिताभ बच्चन के घर जा रहे हो मैंने तो हमेशा भीड़ लगी रहती है तो मैंने सोचा कि इसी पर जाकर उनसे मिले थे रिक्विजिट कहां से आ गया अब नच बलिए के लिए तो तेरी मम्मी मानिए का कहना है कि वह Bigg Boss वाले वर्किंग प्रोफेशनल्स को लेते नहीं अत्याचार वालों का तो नंबर नहीं लग रहा है तो इसके लिए आप केबीसी जा रहे हो यह बिल्कुल सही रहेगा मैं कह रहा हूं तो बहुत जल्दी से तैयारी करवाने हमारे पापा यह क्या सिगरेट हेलो अरे सुन है तो नवीन हेलो नवीन जी करता है जी हां अरे पापा मेरे को क्या पता अमित जिगर टेलर का है फटा-फट तो बना पाएगा वह अग्निपथ का सफ़ेद झूठ तो आप कुछ और पहलुओं ना वह शहंशाह वाली ड्रेस भी आ गई थी लेकिन उसमें इतना लोहा है कि वह उंगली नहीं चलेंगी वह फर्स्ट फिर फास्टेस्ट फिंगर फर्स्ट में गिफ्ट कपड़े वगैरह थोड़ी को इतनी इंपोर्टेंट होते हैं और कुछ नहीं पांडू तेरी बात तो बिल्कुल चाहिए लेकिन सबसे इंपोर्टेंट है वह लिस्ट संदेश लिस्ट कौन सी लिस्ट है परिवार की लिस्ट तेरे नानाजी को अमित जी की आवाज़ में मधुशाला सुननी पंजाबी में नानी को कोर्ट की हेलो ट्यून सुननी है और तेरे वह टीटू मामा को सुननी है गाली पापा मैं यह कह रहा हूं कि केबीसी में आप जा रहे हो तो वहां तो क्वेश्चंस वगैरह इंपोर्टेंट है ना हां भी क्वेश्चन आ हां क्वेश्चन आंसर तो है वहीं योनि है क्वेश्चन आंसर पूछेगा पूछ जो पूछना है पूछ मैंने पूरी तैयारी की है पोछ तु देवियों और सज्जनों का तरीका है पूछने का बेटा अब हमसे पूछो ना और नौकरियों पर दिनों दोनों तरफ कौन बनेगा करोड़पति में अमिताभ बच्चन नवीन लुक इस तरह नकल करते हैं यही ठीक है तुमने इस घर की परंपरा प्रतिष्ठा और अनुशासन से मैं ध्यान रखूंगा बिल्कुल बैठा ध्यान रखना चाहिए हमें जो कितना ध्यान रखते हैं निर्जीव चीजों को भी जी लगा कर बुलाते हैं कंप्यूटर जी चल पड़ी जी अभिषेक जी अच्छा पिताजी चल पड़ी जी चल रही है तो मैं क्वेश्चन पूछ लूं जी पूछो इनमें से कौन सी हिंदी फिल्में अमित जी ने एक बूढ़े बाप का किरदार निभा रहे अजय सूर्यवंशम अ कौन सी कभी खुशी कभी गम इस वक्त सड़क अब अक्षर होता है अब में एक ऐसा सवाल है कि का हिस्सा बिल्कुल गलत है कि टॉप पूरे नहीं होते औलाद हूं मैं समझ नहीं पाती वह आरती की जाएगी आधा ना हो पूत कपूत भले के पिता नहीं होता है के पिता अरे पापा माता नहीं होती को माता होता तुम फिल्मों से बहस कर रहे हो बेटा पापा की कोई वैल्यू भी है कि नहीं पहली बार झमाके लो यार लखनऊ आया था तो मेरी जेब में एक फूटी कौड़ी नहीं आ सकती है पापा मैंने सुना है आप आपको आता तो है ना सब मैं अभी मैं अवैध इंपोर्टेंट रोल पर हूं फिर कहते हैं काम नहीं करता है इंजन मिनिस्टर्स में तो पूछ कठिन सवाल पूछ बटा 3 लाख 20 हजार वाला सवाल पूछना बिल्कुल नया टीवी ले पाऊंगा अपने लिए नया स्कूटर देवताओं के आम तौर पर एक मिडिल क्लास हिंदुस्तानी जेल में कितने पैसे लेकर गांव से शहर बी ₹10 कि FD दादाजी से लिए 10,000 के 12 पोस्ट डेटेड चेक कंप्यूटर इस सवाल को पलट के मनोरंजन विषय से एक ऐसा सवाल पूछा जाए इससे बगावत की पूजा अरे पापा क्या फोकस टीवी टीवी टीवी टीवी के अनुसार मिर्जापुर में सबसे गुड्डू भैया की गलियों में हैं बाऊजी की व्हील चेयर ने सी फोर्स ओं इस बीच वाले चचा ने या फिर धोइए कॉलिंग भैया की गर्दन है और क्या चल रहा है आपके दिमाग में भय साथ बच्चन साहब के लास्ट का नंबर 19 है है तो फिर उन्होंने 342 टोक्यो विघ्न वह शाम मधुशाला में बैठे करेक्शन कर लेंगे आप भी क्वेश्चन पर ध्यान दो फिर भी ठीक है मैं तुझे याद है यह तो छोटा था मैंने तेरे स्कूल के बैग से एक सिगरेट निकाली थी मम्मी को नहीं बताया था मैंने जो कुछ भी हुआ और फिर जब तेरा खिलौना टूटा था वह स्टेशन वाला वह तो ऑटो चला रहा था वह ग्रैंड थेफ्ट ऑटो गेम तो प्लीज-प्लीज देने की जरूरत नहीं है उसके लिए बहुत अच्छी इंवेस्टमेंट की और अगर आप भी करते तो आपको के बीच में का इंतजार करना पड़ता अपने रिश्ते में तो हम तुम्हारे बाप लगते हैं मेरे पास में पैसा डबल करने वाली है ऐसा बिल्कुल नहीं है कि पश्चिम न पापा यह सब फर्जी स्कीमें होती है यह सब मैं बहुत रस होता है बेटा रेस्ट है तो इश्क है आपको अगर अच्छी इनवेस्टमेंट करनी है ना तो अब बिटकॉइन्स - करो पेट कॉइन हैं तो कुछ इन्हीं अलार्म है कि कोई इलीगली है अनरेगुलेटेड है इन फैक्ट अमित जी ने भी क्रिप्टो में निवेश करके अपनी ढेर सारी धनराशि बनाई है अच्छा तू ऐसा कर कि मुझे डिटेल बता था जहां तक मैं अपनी ड्रीम टीम बना लेता हूं आम आदमी पार्टी अपने पॉइंट्स उबर ऐप डाउनलोड करो और बस एक कोई भी कौन खरीद सकते हो इन फैक्ट आप सिर्फ ₹100 मैं आपको इनवेस्टमेंट चालू कर सकते हो जो फ्रंट पीस ट्राई करूं मैं यहां हम एबीसी करने के लिए बैठे के वापसी करने के लिए बोल रहे हैं और तो की वापसी में क्या है वह तुरंत हो जाएगा आपको मुख्य आधार के और पैन कार्ड कि अ ठीक है सब कुछ तय हो गया और क्या इसमें इनवेस्ट करके अपने पैसे बढ़ाता हूं और केबीसी से की धनराशि तेरी शादी करवा दूंगा अरे वह सब छोड़ो ना पाओगे अब जवाब दो ना जो पूछा हां अच्छा मैं फोन अपडेट करना चाहूंगा तू चल अपने टीटू मामा को लगना चाहिए कि आप मुसीबत है है हेलो आय टीटू मामा हेलो बॉस के पापा के समय हेलो चीज नमस्ते j2ee डुबो अभी पापा के पास तो जल्दी से जल्दी से की कुंडली और जो उसका घ्रां घ्रां घ्रां है अरे दीपिका के पास माल होगा तो किसके पास होगा बहुत मधुर पट्टियां टेंशन मत लीजिए उस लड़की कुछ दिन बाद मिलेगी अभी वह असली कि लगेंगी अब एक मां की जगह जीजू लेकिन आपका लड़का डिस्टर्ब करता है वह भी बिना फंडिंग से Bigg Boss वाली चाहिए फंडिंग यह पौन इंच मैंने इसकी फैमिली के लिए यूज कर लेता है अच्छा तू छोड़ दे मेरा के पीछे छोड़ दें बस अपनी मम्मी की तैयारी तो करवा दे अब मम्मी की जिम्मेदारी है कि मम्मी-पापा अच्छा है इंडियन आइडल पर जाना फंदा मेरा यह जो अतुल मैं जब मैं इंडियन ऑयल की तरफ अभिनेता अपनी मम्मी की छोटी सी ऑडिशन ले और टीटू मामा का विषय बना रहेगा ने अपने बात करता है को ले समझा लगता है इन आंवलों अ [संगीत] [संगीत] यहां पर आप लोगों स्मार्ट है तो स्मार्ट इन्वेस्टमेंट करिए जैसे कि बिटकॉइन्स में और दूसरे क्रिप्टोकरेंसीज हुए दें और बहुत सिंपल है पॉइंट्स उबर ऐप डाउनलोड करिए और सिर्फ ₹100 से इनवेस्टमेंट शुरू कर सकते हैं है सच बताऊं तो ऑनलाइन खाना ऑर्डर करने से भी आसान है तो फिर देर किस बात की नीचे डिस्क्रिप्शन में दिए लिंक से डाउनलोड" o6UiuG_uQ4U,TVF's Watching Cricket with Dad ft. Gajraj Rao and Shardul Rana,2020-10-17T04:30:02Z,PT10M9S,678134,25119,1588,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6UiuG_uQ4U,, झाल को ग्रीस चेक बाउंस चेक जर्सी चेक अंतर्गत बाहर चैप्टर नोट 4 ऊ ए पप्पु घर पर है भाई तो पापा अब रेडी हुए अभी तक आपको तो जंगल कहा जाता ना गली टूर्नामेंट में और मम्मी मम्मी को के लिए भेजा गया तो यह खेलना मुझे तेरे साथ बैठकर तेरा आईपीएल देखना है आपको VPN वह भी मेरे साथ नहीं आ भी का सारा गुस्सा मुझ पर निकलोगे और युवराज बन जाओ अगर मेरा स्टार्ट फ्रॉम बना दोगे वह बैटरी टूट गया था आ आ आ कर दो हुआ था [संगीत] में भिन्न है थे फायर बिग्रेड को हुआ है का योग या दो ओवर में चार विकेट जा चुके हैं छह छक्के लग चुके हैं दोनों चुके हैं यह निखिल बनी की बची हुई यह चाहिए यूनीक एक्सपीरियंस होता है इसमें ना कभी भी कुछ भी हो सकता है हर साल में 12 मिनट के लिए का यह सर्कस मैंने असली क्रिकेट जो होता है वह टेस्ट मैच होता है 5 दिन 5 दिन स्ट्रेटेजी बनाकर खेला जाता है जंग होती है जंग ऐसी जंग इसे 5 दिन तक देखो फिर पता चलता है कि कोई जीता ही नहीं आईपीएल में ना सुपर और होता है और कितने चेंबर होते हैं और यह सिद्ध होता है कि आपके जमाने की तरह ना कोई कंफ्यूजन नहीं रहता क्योंकि हमारे जमाने में बड़ों की इज्जत करते थे टीम अपने साथ जैसे बुजुर्गों ने जो कह दिया वह कह दिया पत्थर की लकीर होता था तुम लोग इधर नहीं बेरस की मांग करके बड़ों की ओर फैसले पर सवाल उठाते फिर और जवान लड़ते पैरों लेकिन पापा मैं तो अ जुबान नहीं पढ़ाते थे तो कल क्रिकेट हमारे लिए तपस्या थी पूज्यनीय पौधा हमारे लिए सेंटलमेंट गेम सुबह साढ़े चार बजे उठकर नहा-धोकर तंगी करके टीवी पर टीका लगाकर इंडिया-ऑस्ट्रेलिया टेस्ट मैच को हम लोग वीडियो में सुनते थे अरे पापा आप टीका TV को लगाते थे और मैच रेडियो सुनने जाते थे एक बार और बेंच न टीका सहमति के बाद टीवी पर जल चढ़ाया था तो TV खराब हो गया है है कि जो भी हो तुम लोगों में और हमें बहुत फर्क है समझा तुम तुम्हें कह दिया जाने कि तुम्हारा यह आप इसमें 4:30 आएगा तो तुम कहोगे टू आदमी हां पापा 432 d2h हॉटस्पॉट की काम होता है तो यह इतनी सारी अरे पापा ने निकाले थे तो मैंने सारे बैंगन को कट कर लेंगे दो अरे कुछ नहीं यार व्यापार भोजन हुए हैं और मिश्री संत यार कितने सारे पास यार मैं इसको लेकर अब तू थोड़ी बाद मुख करके निकालता हूं ठीक है अरे यार यह व्याप्त हो गया अब मैं सच में मैच नहीं देख रहा मैं सोने जा रहा हूं आप भी भेजो ना गली क्रिकेट खेलें और फिर मम्मी भी गुस्सा होगी 28th थे मदर यह तेरे साथ मैच की पिच मजा आता है ए प्लेयर है वह तेवटिया जी अच्छा पापा जी तेवतिया आउट हो गए मैं सोने जाऊं तो यह इतना सारा पिज़्ज़ा तेरा बाप अकेले का या [संगीत] फिर यह क्या है मुझे लगा तुम हमेशा की तरह फ्रॉम हॉस्पिटल कि यह कोंबिनेशन है पिज़्ज़ा और पाएगा है अरे वाह वाह एक रिमाइंडर ऐड बात क्या सोचा अगले ने है के पास तौर पिज़्ज़ा का कोंबिनेशन नहीं होता है तो आपके माननीय बहन जी और श्री सचिन जी की टीम में ऐसा होता है एक तारा जी 400 और सचिन जी 088 फर्स्ट टाइम की वजह से इंग्लैंड के ऑस्ट्रेलिया के स्टीव और सैमसंग की टीम में खेल रहे हैं कौन सी बात तो तेरी सही हैं कि मैं सोचा क्यों मैं पहले अभी सोचने-समझने का टाइम नहीं है ऐसे प्लेट खरीद है ना कि बस आपको ही बता खरीदें न्यूज़ चैनल है खरीद लिए अब बात क्यों नहीं समझ रहे हो यह क्रिकेट ना आपके इस हार्मोन पिज़्ज़ा की तरह है वहीं ट्राइड एंड टेस्टेड पिज़्ज़ा का भी इस चीज पनीर सब्जियां मशरूम्स कैन और ओपनर बैटिंग करें और जॉगिंग करें फिर में क्या होता नारायण जैसे बॉलर को बैंक स्टेटमेंट के साथ ओपनिंग करने आए थे कि युद्ध ही तो पापा यह तो आई पिल का यूनिक कोंबिनेशन है और ऐसे बहुत सारे आपको इवनिंग कोंबिनेशन ना आईपीएल में देखने को मिलेंगे अब जैसे यह डोमिनोस का फर्स्ट टाइम एवर फास्ट पिज़्ज़ा कोंबिनेशन देखना किसी ने सोचा था कि पाकिस्तान पिज़्ज़ा यह कोंबिनेशन इतना मस्त होगा पासपोर्ट और तीसरा आईपीएल है तो क्रिकेट गार्लिक ब्रेड है तो वह पापा मैं वैज्ञानिक सचिव ए [संगीत] का रिकॉर्ड स्ट्रैटेजिक टाइम भाई पापा कहे जाने वाले यह पापा लोग ना सिर्फ अपने बारे में सोचते हैं यह जो चाहे वह करें अब कैंसिल कर दिया चल ठीक है यह फ्रेंड्स अब हो जाएंगे चल ठीक है यार बाय ए तो पापा अब क्या मजा आएगा इस मैच में मेरे फेवरेट जो अ जो भी रिटायर हो गए मैं तो सच में सोने जा रहा हूं आप राजी हो गए हाथ में और तुझे मुझे मैं परसों 13 एक्सीडेंट वन और तूने मुझे एक फोन तक नहीं किया अपने बाप को बताया था कि कर दो तो चलिए इसलिए बेटा मैंने सोचा किए बाप-बेटा और आईपीएल का कोंबिनेशन ट्राई करते हैं कि हमारे बीच में दीवार है वह असहज है कि अरे पापा आपको बताता हूं तो आप थोड़ी ना मम्मी की तरह पूछते कि एक्सीडेंट कैसे हुआ तुम्हें चोट तो नहीं लगी तू कैसा है आपको sita मेरी गलती निकाल देना कि तेज चला रहा होगा फोन रात तक चलाता है आईपीएल देखता है बिगड़ गया है पड़ता नहीं है आप तो सही आंसर है एक्सीडेंट क्लेम थोड़े-थोड़े करता हूं और बता कैसे हुआ फ्रंट अरे पापा वह एक अलार्म सेट हो कर चला गया तो फिर नंबर है उसका चाहिए उसके बाद स्वीकार करके जाते हैं अरे नहीं-नहीं रहने दो रहने दो से हटाओ मैं तेरे मन में जो भी है कि फोल्डर निसंकोच ओके बेटा था कि कोई भी कि लड़के की बात है क्या एक अच्छा सा ज्यादा अपने नहीं ऐसी ही मैं नर्वस नाइंटीज सेकेंड का स्कूल एक अच्छा अब बोले कछुआ तेरे पापा भूख कि पापा आपसे एक और बात बोली थी वह आप भर जाने वाले थे ना तो मैंने कुछ दोस्तों को घर पर बुलाया था आईपीएल देखने के लिए पापा आपको टाइपिंग पसंद है ना अरे कुछ साल पहले पिज़्ज़ा विकास समझ में आता था वह बजे अब देख और अज्ञान और दाल और चावल मिलाकर क्या मस्त खाता हूं मैं और गुड्डी की शादी के लिए एक प्लांट यह मैंने रिसेप्शन में एक स्टॉल धार्मिक उसको देंगे और यह तरफ पास्ता पिज्जा तब देखेंगे पापा थैंक यू सो मच मैं सब को बुला लेता हूं डॉ मोहन झाला प्रॉब्लम तो सुन ले तो खुद ने की शादी गत हम रखते हैं निहाल तो टीम ग्रेट कर देंगे समझा की टीम हो जाएगी सोलापुर शहद 1622 हम 30 और हम लोग हो जाएंगे इस सहारनपुर फाइटर्स नहीं टूटा खेती का आर्म होल है अजवाइन सहारनपुर है तो हमारा हो गया नीला कलर उनका हो जाएगा हरा और वह भी तो है ना पर यह क्रॉस वाला रोहित अग्रवाल उसे स्पोंसरशिप करवा लेंगे पंडित जी को यह लो कपड़े देंगे अंपायर वाले और उसे रनिंग कमेंट में जरूर आएंगे थोड़ा और जॉब में इंटरव्यू होगा वह पिच के स्टाइल का यह इस गाइस अगर आपने अपनी फैमिली के साथ एसिड सिचुएशन खर्च की है तो इस वीडियो को लाइक कीजिए और हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में जरूर बताइए कि आपने ऐसे सिचुएशन को कैसे हैंडल किया और गाइस डोमिनोज लॉन्च हिस फर्स्ट टाइम एवर पाकिस्तान पिज़्ज़ा डोमिनोस पिज़्ज़ा रेंज कॉफी पाउडर और को * है द बेस्ट आफ बोथ वर्ल्डस फास्टेस्ट पिज़्ज़ा इन दिस वेरिएंट्स यू मस्ट रीड ट्यूबवैल डिलीशियस फ्रीडम टो वरशिप लॉर्ड एंड मोडिफिकेशंस इन जौंडिस पिज्जा और पास्ता का कोंबिनेशन को आर्डर नाव डोमिनोस लिंक इन डिस्क्रिप्शन ऑल सोंग बाय विच यू वांट मोर डीटेल्स कॉन्टैक्ट विद एंडॉयड हों तो वायरल फीवर है si1BCFHWDsk,"TVF's Pati, Patni Aur Diwali Gift Ft. Neena Gupta & Gajraj Rao",2020-10-10T12:32:56Z,PT11M17S,2354468,22842,811,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si1BCFHWDsk,, अरे भैया हम बची पूजा समुद्री सब आपके बस अभियुक्त रंगोली डिजाइन रंगोली बनाने की डिजाइन फाइनल कर दो हुआ है थे मोस्ट सीनिक मेरी बनाने के लिए रंगोली में पूर्व होते हैं दिल नहीं होता है कि आगे क्या होगा कि दिल बना होगा दिल के बीच में ऐसे चीज का युद्ध पर कर दिया था और दोनों तरफ से हमारी फोटो नजर आएंगे फिर वह अच्छा यहां तक सबस्क्राइब नहीं किया तो आपको दबाने से चार चांद सब्सक्राइब जरूर कर दिया कर देती हूं कि कितना मजा आता था रहे हो अरे प्रेम की डोर में बंधे दो मैं तेरी मां तुम्हारी तरह प्रेम तो टाइम पर दी डिनर पार्टी घंटे लेट हो गए हैं और अब 5 मिनट तक यह ट्रेन है नहीं बाकी यह सीट नहीं है और बस में मुझे अभिनंदन है वैसे मुझसे ज्यादा तुम्हें बुरा काम निपट बच्चा तुम्हारी कोई नोटिस नहीं रही है तुम्हारे सपोर्ट के बिना हेलमेट कभी ऊपर नहीं पहुंच रहा था तो नीचे से स्कूल में पढ़ती थी तब मैं ऊपर चढ़कर पंकज साफ कर पाता साफ मिला लेंगे सफेद यह प्रस्ताव पर उससे भी ज्यादा मिस कर रहा हूं तुम्हें अपने सामने देखना है हैं अरे सुनो मेरी नाव सबके लिए दीवाली गिफ्ट सोच लीजिए अब हम जल्दी आ आपके अ उससे पहले कर दिया है उस हो गया Amazon ग्रेट इंडियन फेस्टिवल बखूबी पता है कि वह हर चीज में बहुत अच्छे गीत मिल जाती है तो अम्मा के लिए वाकिंग शूज बच्चों के लिए फिटनेस बैंड पीनट साथियों के साथ आ इस काम पहले ढूंढ हमें निराशा होती है तो उसके लिए अलार्म क्लॉक नियुक्त हमारे लिए यह फोंट उस मुझे चाहिए यह फोन में सुनने में मजा आता है मैडम तुम मुझे सुनो सिलेक्ट कर दो कर दो कि चारों तो एंट्री हो गए वहां चेहरा देखे बिना खाना नहीं आज हम और है कितनी देर से पवन मुक्तासन कर रहा हूं कौन मुक्ति नहीं हो रही है त्यौहार ना वह यौन आपके अंदर से स्वागत है उसमें एक छोटी सी है कि है वह आप लोग तो झांसी स्टेशन पर अम्मा आगे कि मिलने के लिए उनको डब्बा दिख गया पसंद आ गया मेरे दे दिया है अपने एक काम करो यह अ ओनली अभी हम होते हैं जिन लोगों के कान पर ऐसे लगा कर चिकनी साफ करते हैं उसे ऐड नहीं कहते हैं कि मैंने हर एक बात कैसे हैं हेडफोन कोई एक आदमी सो सकता है यह फोन दोनों एक साथ सुन सकते हैं इसलिए सूर्य है सोचो शाम का वक्त होगा हम दोनों छत पर बैठे होंगे दोनों के हाथ में एक चाय की प्याली होगी और एक कान में एक यह फोन होगा और एक रोमांटिक गाना बजाओ दोनों एक साथ सुन रहे हैं मुझे यहां से ज्यादा जामा बटन है कि टीवी गया है और जो चीज मुझे सबसे ज्यादा पसंद है वह सबसे अच्छी होनी चाहिए बाद वह सबसे जब मैं टीवी की बात करें तो कि बच्चे के बार वे अपना सारा टाइम टीवी के साथ मिटा दूंगा ना कि लक्ष्मण झूले के प्रपोज करते हुए त्रियुगी तो तुमने क्या बोला था मैं भाग्य अमेजॉन जंगल से निकाल Amazon से एक बड़ा हम लोग अभी जल्दी क्या है टाइम है 169 किया माइक का ऑप्शन है तो अभी रहते हैं तो चलिए शुरू करते हैं यह चक्कर बहुत महंगा पड़ता है इंटरेस्ट भरते भरते सामान में इंटरेस्ट खत्म हो जाता है कि नो कॉस्ट यह है ठीक है यह बड़ा TV के पूरे महीने में क्विक खराब रहता है बढना तो सच उल्टा मजा खराब हो जाता है फ्रंट में कबूतर कबूतर कबूतर संघ के संयुक्त मिश्रा के पति का विषय में पंक्चर हो गया और तुम्हारा पिछले साल से ज्यादा होने के साथ-साथ से कि यह है कि मैंने तुम्हें शादी वाले दिन गिफ्ट किया है ये साड़ियां मेरे जूते नहीं करा पाएंगे तो उसी का रिमोट सुनाते उसे पैसे रखना चाहती हैं लेकिन वह रिमोट में सरकारी पिजंरे में छुपा लिया और उसके साथ सात फेरे लिए का मतलब समझती हूं कि टीवी भी सात जनम तक तुम्हारा साथ निभाया था चिमांकर साथ जन्म उत्सव मैं तुमसे लिपट जाऊं कि जब बाद तो भूल जाए लेकिन मांट विस से इंसान कभी होती रहेगी बड़े बनाने में अभी इस पार्टी क्यों शादी के इतने साल बाहर नहीं तुम स्मार्ट हुए हैं तनसुखदास पार्टी वियर है तो मैं एक बार मिल बासुदेव रिचुअल खरीदने कुछ देख नहीं पाओगे 4G गुजरात लिया है धो खिलाफ आपराधिक मामला इतना सब कुछ टेक कनफ्यूज हो गई थी कि पहले क्या खाया ना रखें है टीवी गुजराती थाली ए इतना सब कुछ होगा आइकन जिसे होगी कि पहले क्या देखना है या नहीं देखना है इसमें यह देख पाती हूं मन तो मेरा भी करता है ना कि बारिश के मौसम में लाइट बंद करके तुम्हारे पास पेट की तुम्हें हॉरर फिल्म दिखाओ है ताकि टमाटर के मुझे पकड़ तुम टीवी प्लस निकला देते हो कि टीवी चैनल सब्सक्राइब भी जाएगा तो अब तुम्हें मेरी मुझे बढ़ा दो तू मेरी जिंदगी है [संगीत] थे सेकंड ट्रिमेस्टर चंद्र को मैं अभी बिजी हूं बाद में करती हूं [संगीत] तुम ही हो ए मेंबर ओर से क्वार्टर है मैं तुम्हारा दीवानी सरप्राइज मिला पार्टी और पकाएंगे तो कैसे जैसे कि भाग्य साथ कार्य करते थे एवरीथिंग हस प्लैंड अब मुझे Amazon ग्रेट इंडियन फेस्टिवल में चीज पे तुम्हारे उस पुराने टीवी को एक्टिव कर मेज़ उसकी जगह है इसलिए मैं उनके अधीन मैं शादी के बाद भी स्मार्ट नहीं हुआ दूध आप मेरे साथ रहने का कुछ तो असर होगा ना अक्षर ओ अच्छा यह बताओ तुम ही लिया था मुझे पता है तुम्हें ये देखिए कितनी खुशी मिलती है पर तुम्हारी खुशियों पर भूख न लगे इसलिए मैं ट्रेन में ही बैठकर मोड ऑन कर रहा था अंदर नेट नहीं चल रहा था और उतरा पीछे से स्ट्रेट चाहिए पर द्वारा तमाम वह तो भगवान sheet1 है अंकल क्या सच बोल कर खिड़की से बाहर भेज दिया कि के अनुसार होंगे तो कहना चाहते हैं तो अच्छा बहुत ही कपड़े का बेटा टेस्टी होती तो टाइम हो जाती है मतलब एग्जाम झूठ क्या जरूरत थी मैंने सोचा कर दूंगा तो TV और मैं दोनों एक साथ झड़ जाएंगे त्योहार के मौके पर हम तुम्हारे लिए एक और बस आज रात बजे मेरी एरोप्लेन लगनी चाहिए ना और मैं परसों दूं तुम्हें देख तो इसका युटुब और वैसे भी विंडो सीट इस चीज में है और झूठ बोलो सचिव हरियाणा दोनों रिच और अजीब मैं उस करते हुए दूसरे सेट में आया तो लाइक दिस लेकर आता हूं वृद्धि होती है तो ध्यान रखना चाहिए आपको शुरू कर देता हूं यहां पर सोशल मीडिया पर मैसेज छोटी तो गुणों के लिए वह घर बनवा देगा तो सब हुआ है तुमको है कि हे गाइस पिंजौर दिस वीडियो तो प्लीज लाइक कीजिए कमेंट कीजिए शेयर कीजिए अपने फ्रेंड्स और फैमिली के साथ और इस तो हर अपने लिए अपने घर वालों के लिए या अपने घर के लिए जो कुछ भी ले रहा है खुशी-खुशी मोड ऑफ कर दीजिए क्योंकि शत्रुओं बस है Amazon ग्रेट इंडियन फेस्टिवल जहां मिलते हैं बड़े ब्रांड पर बड़ी डिटेल्स नो कॉस्ट हमारी और ब्रिटेन वापस ताकि खुशियों पर रोक लगे और 34 फॉलोअर्स ओं इंस्टाग्राम और ट्विटर हैंडल स्टीव चुटियापा एंड डोंट फॉरगेट टो सब्सक्राइब टू द वॉल्यूम 7YNlkYqzqYI,Bhartiya Office Qtiyapa ft. @VipulGoyal and Ahsaas Channa,2020-09-11T06:33:36Z,PT12M44S,2567645,102167,3257,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YNlkYqzqYI,," - Hi, Puja right? - Yes. Come in. Congratulations on your first day. Please have a seat. I'll get back with your credentials. Sure. According to Vaastu this wall should be broken down and there should be stairs here. Break it. Puja, your desk is ready. You can now... This is my cabin. Your desk is outside. Ohh... ""Access Denied."" ""Access Denied."" ""Access Denied."" ""Access Denied."" ""Access Denied."" ""Access Granted."" ""Access Denied."" So guys, as you can see in this graph. The bigger line is bigger than the smaller line. So I've come to this conclusion that we need to downsize our company. Yes, for the better future of this company we need to fire some lazy and undeserving people. Sir, please. Please! Don't fire me, sir. I have three little extra-marital affairs, sir. What about them? Get lost! Let me play my game. Excuse me, sir. Sir, please may I come in? Thank you, sir. Sir, I...actually I wanted a leave. Then take one on Sunday. No, sir, I wanted a week's leave. Sir, it's my sister's wedding. What? Sir, I mailed you about it. Rahul, the onus for the trajectory of your career lies on you. At your age, I was the CEO of a startup. Do you know how? Because the money my father had saved for my sister's wedding I made him invest in my startup. If I was busy thinking about my sister's wedding then I could've never built this company and you wouldn't have this job. That's why I always say. That marriage is society's compilation error. And I don't believe in it. Got it. Yes, sir. Say it as you mean it, Goddammit. Got it, sir! Now go do your job. I am getting late for my fourth wedding. Thank you, sir. All MBAs are dumbass. They don't know shit. Just because they studied from a good college and can speak good English and look a little smarter than us. That's all. And they get three times the salary. Otherwise, there's hardly any difference between us and them. Tell me. Come on. Why don't you speak up? Cat's got your tongue? The company doesn't have that passion that it used to when this company began 6 months ago. They used to put cardamon in the tea first now there's no ginger either. There is no future in this company. If I don't get an appraisal in April then I am telling you I'll quit... Smoking. It's expensive. This office has such a bad culture. There's a table-tennis board here but I don't get to play. If I ever try to play counterstrike in my free time they behave like I snatched their energy drink. This is not the case in Gojek. You can work there as long as you want otherwise you can play. They even host gaming tournaments. That's right, sir. What right? You're playing Counterstrike. Get back to your work. - Wait a second. Wait a second. - Yes, sir. The office gets over at 5 and you're leaving at 7. Is it a half-day today. Sir, I live in Whitefield Sir, it takes me 1.5 hours to get there. - And sir, I completed all my work. - Okay... You think you can leave if you finish your work? We're fools to stay after office hours and downloading movies. Look, son, I am the team leader and also the boss's brother-in-law. So take my advice for influencing. Look for a home...as close...as you can...to the office. This excuse won't work every day. Understood. - Who's going to turn off the lights? - I am sir. I am. Nice earrings. Gold, aren't they? Let's start. So your current CTC is 12 lakhs and you're expecting a hike of... 30 per cent. Your expecting are too high like an RCB fan. But since you're a QA and according to our company policy you should half of what the developer gets. You should receive it. Okay, give me 25% then. As you know we're a startup company so let's reach a middle ground. Let's seal the deal on 5 per cent. 5 Percent...madam, what are you saying? Technosis are giving 15% hike. They even offer biscuits with tea. Technosis makes you work even on weekends. But you get an off on Sundays here. And you can take work from home whenever you want. By coming to the office. I won't accept anything less than 10%. That's final, or I've other options. Wait...wait, let's seal the deal on 10%. Chotu, bring an offer letter. Sir. The laptop is not working. Please check. Sir, as per the protocol you've to raise a ticket first. Sir, I've raised a ticket on email. And where is your manager's approval, sir? This is the basic protocol, sir. Sir, the manager has sent approval on mail. Okay, okay. Now register an FIR and file a PIL in the court, sir. Die. Die. Die. Sir... My Aadhar card. Supreme Court's PIL letter the President's recommendation letter the sarpanch's stamp, marriage certificate divorce papers, and my death certificate. Will you fix the laptop now? Sir, why did you put in so much effort, sir. It just needed to be restarted, that's all. It's fixed. Are you mad? As per the protocol you've to say thank you, sir. ""Access Denied."" ""Access Denied."" ""Access Granted."" Abhinav. What did you say? Sir... Sir, I've been crunching this user data behaviour on our app. And sir, I've noticed that the users they have to click seven times before ordering meals. Sir, I was thinking if we give a quick checkout option on our homepage then it will save our customer's time and also increase sales. Am I right? Rahul, think something new. I need a new idea. Because I am going to take the credit for this. Sir, if we keep this module on the homepage it won't just save the time of our users but also reduce the chances of our milk curdling. Sir, I sat in solitude and figured out our interface problem all by myself. And I know why our milk's curdling. There is no appreciation for original ideas. What a cheap company? Why did I join them? I was better off at papa's shop. Why your server is down? Reddy sir. Sir, what did I ever ask this company for? - Cream biscuits? - No, sir. High-speed internet, some respect, and off on weekends. Forget all that, they don't even give credit for my work. Sir, I am done here. I've decided to quit this industry. I'll quit this job and pursue some fake passion. - I'll try standup comedy... - Shit! Stop talking like Roadies. Your generation gets worked up so soon. Even I've been in this industry for 10 years. Did I ever complain? Just yesterday you were screaming... - I am talking about today. - No, sir. And if you have that passion and knowledge for your work then why don't you apply in Gojek? Your talent will be appreciated, your ideas will be heard and you'll also get respect along with tea. But sir, Gojek is huge in South-East Asia. Yeah. So what's the guarantee their seniors won't be like this? Their seniors don't burden their juniors with work. They give them space to grow. - Are you sure? - Yes. Do you know they have transport, logistic and payment related 20 products and only 450 engineers. The time you take her to wail if you had spent that in Gojek, you could've learnt a lot of things. In fact, you would've also become product lead until now. - Product lead? - Yes. - Me. - Yes. Sir, don't joke with me. They are weird people. They give their employees unlimited sick leaves. And they keep saying things like innovation, talent and things like that. That's not right. It's wrong, isn't it? Wait a minute. Why aren't you joining them? Shit! Are you mad? Asia's biggest food delivery app is Gojek. Everything is perfect. So what will I complain about? I get indigestion if I don't complain about anyone. We've all seen that. Right. And before this indigestion kills you...go on and live your life. - Go! - Yes, sir, I am going. Thank you, Reddy sir. Where are you going? I am quitting your job. But the work... But movies... Project... I've kept the movie on download. Check on it. It's been only three months now. Why do you want to leave the company? Because of three reasons, sir. First, you give new challenges every day. Am I your servant? Second, my personal life is getting fucked because of this work. And third you, sir. I don't want to be like you. Three of your startups closed down in fifteen years. Get lost. Ramlal ""Access Granted."" Very good Ramlal Guys, we're in deep crisis. The app update we released has a bug. Customers can't order anything. So Manish, as a tester can you please explain to me what the bug this is? I agree I've missed the bug. A tester job is to miss. But the developer, what was she doing? Is her job simply developing the code and sending it forward? Functional testing, unit testing, automation testing, your boyfriend's text testing. Who is going to do that? Sir, I admit...that I was high on that day as well. But how can my lead pass the code without reading it? How can my lead pass the code without reading it? Sir, I've dozens of jobs. I was tired thinking about those jobs and fell asleep. But as soon as I woke up before the deadline I passed this code without thinking twice. It's not my fault, it's the office boy who didn't serve me tea. It's not my fault, sir, it's the system. If the government had listened to the milk traders on time then they wouldn't have gone on strike. And we would've made tea, sir... we would. But since when did the CM worry about tea? He...drinks whiskey, sir. Call the CM. Call the Chief Minister. Sir, I always said let's drink green tea. Come on, let's go. Come on. Get out all of you. Come on. Come on." 4M-uy2G3H3Q,TVF's Aise Papa Kiske Hote Hain ft. Shreya Singh & Anant Singh 'Bhatu',2020-09-01T07:31:10Z,PT8M2S,704854,36684,1332,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M-uy2G3H3Q,," Hi, Ritu. Hey. Saw your messages. What an adventure, man. You're getting to sneak out. All over again. Your life's really amazing. Yeah, Anamika. And I'm really excited about it. By the way, Ritu, can you jump down from your balcony in a burkha? Yeah, I mean... Your plan's all wrong. I guess you'll are amateurs. Papa, how are you on this call? Finally. Tony bro. I've been calling you forever. Sorry, ladies. I come with a plan. Ritu, you don't have to lie to your parents to sneak out. I'll do that. But yes, don't party till late at night. Party till morning. It's not safe to come home at night. Tony bro, you're an amazing man. Respect for you. Great Ritu then, see you there. - Bye. - Bye. Bye. Papa, why do you always come on video call on Ritu's request. She was using you for her sneak out plan. Yolo dear, Yolo. Party and prosper. Whose father is like you? Just because you were genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist doesn't mean you'll act so cool with me. If you keep behaving like this, papa, then how will I've any drama in my life? You tell me, how will my life be happening? Even I want to sneak out and party. Even I am shit-scared. You know when my friend's papa come over to the club and abuse them I feel so FOMO. But dear, even I caught your boyfriend once. You did...because he was falling out of my room's window. And that's not all. You even installed a staircase for him. You have a knack of helping outsiders. You made me break up. What? So you don't even have a boyfriend. I'm sending you some money. Get the premium subscription of some dating app. You need it, dear. Papa, if you're so hellbent on matchmaking like Seema aunty then you should've gotten me engaged when I was a kid. At least I could've broken that now. You were supposed to be like Amrish Puri from DDLJ. But you're acting more like Anupam Kher. You're making my life hell. What about my life? I've problems too. You should think about daddy issues also. Exactly. You know, even my ex used to say that. It's all because of you. You've become spoiled watching Tripling and Permanent Roommates. That's not it, dear. Try to understand. I am not spoiled. You are a loser. You can't even buy Old Monk from the wine shop. And please, you drop on the floor after drinking four more shots. And I showed you Queen so you would insist on going on solo trips. But you didn't go anywhere. Instead, I went to Paris. Amsterdam as well. I see...will you like it if I run away from home? Dear, why run away from home? You'll get tired. Take the car. And what if I try live-in. That's good. You can share the expenses. Papa, I am pregnant. I know they show it in films but children aren't born when two flowers kiss. For that, you need a boyfriend. Listen to me, child. Where are you going? Where do you think you're going? Papa, I was going to eat. I see...you want to eat. You want to get spoiled. Become a Roadie. Go back inside and study. You were saying, dear? Papa, aren't you least worried about this society? What will Mr. Sharma's daughter say? I don't care what Mr. Sharma's daughter is going to say. You're important to me. You turn on the AC and increase the electricity bill. Not Sharma's daughter. When you were a kid you used to copy my signatures in your school diary. Not Sharma's daughter. You made me feel like a father by blocking me on FB Not Sharma's daughter. She is still my friend. Papa, it was Mr. Sharma's daughter who used to sign in my diary. Because her father is strict. But you... You never even check my phone if I leave it unlocked. You're the reason my friends stopped inviting me to the Goa planning groups. Because I am the only one who actually goes to Goa. Do you know why? Because my father can't say no. Right? Dear, I can't fake it like Badshah's followers. I can't do it. And even you never held my finger and taught me how to question your freedom. Okay, fine. Maybe I... But I am teaching you now. Learn it properly. Where are you? Hi, Ritu. I can't come today. Papa said no. Good joke. Let me talk to Tony Bro. Okay. Hi Ritu, I can't give her permission... to booze. What are you saying? I mean I can't allow her to go out. Absolutely not. I even said no to her building's guard. Uncle, how can you... Okay, Ritu. Bye. Tell me. Ritu, dude. I am so excited. Finally, I'll get to sneak out like you and party. What? You know what, inform Binod as well. We're going to have so much fun. We're going to kill it tonight. ""She took the grams out of the cooker"" ""and put the empty cooker back on the burner."" Hello, child. What happened? Papa, we sneak out and were partying. And now this Police uncle wants to talk to you. But I've changed, dear. I told you not to party. But you wanted drama in your life. Now make your life happening. Please, papa. Papa. Okay, bye. Hello. Papa, hello. Anamika. Is Tony uncle, coming?" jlKmCjxzTQU,TVF's Bollywood During Unlock,2020-07-25T06:33:32Z,PT9M46S,696435,33471,2119,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlKmCjxzTQU,," Is the camera rolling? Should we start the shoot? So at least tell me. Greetings! I am Salman Khan. So I wanted to inform you that I'm going to Hollywood. Since childhood I had this dream of going to Hollywood. Even my father had this dream and finally I am going. We are going there to stop people who are getting lots of work there. Because they don't reply to my Whats app messages. I don't like this behaviour and, By gods grace I have got a Hollywood project. I will also stop Kayne West from working over there. So that even he can become politician like Vivek. People from the industry are supporting me and even appreciating me for this step. Jacky, bring some for me. Please. And I would also like to tell you all, That I have been receiving a lot of messages I will tell you who all have been messaging me. It's Sonu, Arijit and our Indian Adnan Sami. Sonu is saying that I have prepared a song with a lot of efforts. And I would want it to be used in your film. Sure Sonu. Thank you very much. You send me the song, I will replace the song with full sincerity. Just like ""Jag Ghoomiya"" And secondly I would like to tell you that... ... the offer I have received from Hollywood is from a very big director, Mr. Arbaaz Khan. Through him I've received the offer. I would like to tell... Hey Arbaaz! The cream in the fridge, Don't eat it. It's bad. Arbaaz and his cream. So give your blessings. Keep praying so that the movie becomes a huge hit. Thank you all, I love you. Thank you. Cut the shot you idiot. Arbaaz, call up Sonu Sood and tell him to arrange for a bus. We will have to go to foreign country. And tell him that will give his Cheddi Singh's role back in Dabaang 4. Will tell the audience that he came back from the dead. Hi, I am Kangana Ranaut Unlock or lock down everything is the same. That is why I just play Ludo. But there are people who want to run Ludo mafia even in this. They have completely rattled me. This time me without doing anything they are fearing me. KJo and his nepokids kill my pieces in Ludo. And then internally they marry, hookup and take away the hamper. These star kids have purchased star slots here. That is why their piece gets saved on star slot and mine gets out even on the star slot. I have written a lot more. Out of all the star kids the one who has harassed the most is Duggu. He is taking undue advantage of his three thumbs. In ludo he sends me emoji's with knife. But on email he begs me for ludo coins. Why is he begging me for ludo coins? He and his father has a lot of ludo coins. These people have proclaimed themselves so called Ludo king and keep harassing me. This is it. Now I'm going to launch my own Padmashree Ludo Queen app. No one can stop me. Now I will direct what no. should I get on the dice and where will my piece move, just like Manikarnika and rewrite history. Just wait and watch. Hey! Rangoli stop. We still have to make a video against the Chinese star kids. Dear outsiders, A very warm welcome to all of you in this online class. Really very warm welcome. Nepotism has corrupted the nature of the industry to a great extent. How idiotic is the star kid is not important. - But what is more important is whose kid he/she is? - Sir! These industry hot stars of the industry don't give us respect. What should we do? The birds are chirping, trees, plants, the nature is just awoken. Simplicity, this is what I was talking about. That in life bringing simplicity is very important. Look at me I'm so attached with my motherland. This time I'm playing a tree in Varun Dhawan's film. Sir! how do we save ourselves from getting trapped in bad roles. Rajkumar first of all you should stop doing Made In China. The rules are laid down. Rule no. 1 Go to Kashyap star kids don't go there. Because there is no makeup budget. Rule no. 2 Write it on the portfolio, Hey producer please don't give me cheque. Rule no. 3 Chant everyday, ""Aham Siriyasami"" I'm the lead actor in the web series. Sir you are teaching is hot to avoid obstacles in life. Why is your Mirzapur Season 2 not releasing? You idiot! Just to say this you came to my class. Shall I show you how to be a method actor? How to become Kalin bhaiyya. Hey remove him from the class. And don't return his payment. All of you get out, get out. You want to have chocolate and go. Come out all of you. Yes Kareena is there a good news again? Caught you. I'm Saif here. I knew you would pick up Kareena's phone. So then why are you getting tired? I'm not tired, I'm actually very sad. On the Sacred 3 sets I gave 2-3 ideas for Anurag Kashyap Liberal care fund. He stopped shoot and went on for protest. Selfish of him. - So you want that I give you a movie? - Of course brother Just do some kind of trick that I can enter the universe of Sooryavanshi. The role of Sartaj which I played is also of a cop. He is a fantastic cop. Obviously, in Sacred Games after Nawaz, Katekar, Kuku Tai, Chota Badariya Bunty and Bunty's Umbrella, you were the one. But right now I'm busy In Jolly 3 I'll be encountering Corona, and it can happen that UP police might create a vaccine. Wow, even I recently learnt how to turn a vehicle upside down from UP police. You talk Shetty brother he can use my skills to the fullest. What you are saying is right. But Sara is already cast in that instead of you. What again? Even in Love Aajkal Imtiaz did the same thing I hate nepotism. Since the time these star kids have come in, the real stars don't have any work. I think I should contact Salman bhai and tell him to finish Sara's career. The scheme is good. 25 days and career over. Fine, now I'll KJo and ask him for 1-2 films. And I'll threaten him that if he doesn't give me films then, I'll launch Taimur from Charas Raj production instead of Adharma Production. Yeah go ahead. Not like that, first I need to find Taimur's phone, he also picks up only Taimur's phone. Fine brother I'll find him and call. Bye brother. Bye! My Pan card no. is POPO1650E Go and see in the records who am I? Am I a human or god? From today onwards in Gopalmath only 1 god will be worshipped and that is me. And I don't fear him as well because I'm above him also. And from today onwards I'm your one and only almighty Aswathama, Ganesh Gaitonde. This is what I used to believe. Since this lock down has started 2.5 months ago I've got a headache washing utensils. Who makes the god wash utensils? I'm the almighty god. I'll see you corona virus. Change my name from Ganesh Gaitonde, If I don't have you screwed by Bunty. I'm the almighty. This stain... I have only 2 hands out of which one is already tired the whole day. This soap is over but these utensils are not over yet. Will you kill me or what?" GRAGzlYmm0c,TVF’s Landlords Vs Bachelors | A Roast,2020-06-15T08:30:32Z,PT5M48S,1658352,24162,697,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRAGzlYmm0c," He had fear that I would die without paying the rent. I pay him 75% of my salary as rent. And even after that what do I get in return his mood swings. You little one! I had asked for rent not rant. I think just like the plot of the movie Interstellar, you haven’t understood me properly. Wait, I'll show you your actual worth. Let me first complete my office work, then I'll show you how to roast people. Hey it was not to be done now. Everything has a specific time. So how are you guys? By the way it bothers me the least. My tenants are itching to make a roast. He said in his video that I harass him for rent. Son, I don't have a treasure hidden with me. The rent you pay me is the only income source I have. Are you listening? The Italian pasta we had ordered... Where is it? Who ate it? You don't have money to pay rent, But you have money to spend on liquor, even though it has long queue for it. Now don't lie, even I was standing in the same Que at the back. You said that Amazon Prime Video film Gulabo Sitabo is made on your life. Yes you are absolutely right. Because even you don't let me increase the rent, Nor do you vacant the place. You have been like a snail stuck in my throat. This is my generosity like Amitji, that I'm not pushing you out of the house. Otherwise bachelors are considered worse than dogs. But now you have taken a flying arrow in your a**, so listen. In this entire world, if there is a bigger cheater than my father-in-law, it is you. At least my father-in-law gave me a bike in the name of car as dowry. You rascals give me sentiment instead of rent. Frankly you don't deserve a home. Because you follow the housing society rules as seriously as the engineering students take B.Tech. Your rent agreement is actually a rent disagreement, Because you don't do a single work which is mentioned in that agreement. Five people stay in the room whereas the contract is of only two people. Where are those two people who were there for the contract. The bachelors room is so dirty that a person with PPE kit would also not survive there. I think the garbage cleaner who comes in the morning, Throws all the garbage at your place only in the evening. If there is any clean room in your house, then it's bathroom. Because you don't use it anytime. Your relation with bathing is the same as my relation with my wife. Hey, why are you hitting me with a sandal. So what was I saying before getting beaten up? Looking at the lifestyle of bachelors, First time in history, A virus is in need of a vaccine. You smell so bad that your maid had maintained social distancing since decades. And tell me one thing, what have you achieved in life that you want to party every night. There is no job, Girlfriend has friend-zoned you, Father has disowned you, Then how come you are having so many happy moments in life. So tonite Arnub wants to know. And I want tell you bachelors a thing, The ashtray which you have created in the sofa by making a hole, The money for the sofa is being deducted from your deposit. Okay! Mend your ways. Because you are more confused in life than the directions in mobile GPS. You rascals! What do you have in the name of stable job? A e-wallet scratch card. If you are fond of rubbing so much, then rub your sandals, and find a stable job for yourself. That you won't do it. You guys in the name of start-up put a poster of Steve Jobs in your room. And in the name of inspiration from Steve Jobs you keep the half eaten apple there only. You can't open the door in morning for the garbage cleaner, But to stay with girlfriend, you can make a fake marriage certificate instantly. Have some shame atleast you rascals. On one hand we are trying to make our country self reliant. And you can't even make a simple chapati. Everyday you order food from outside. Yes son, give the pizza box to the guard. Give one piece to the guard and you also have one piece. You are the future of our country, whose future itself is in doubt. I agree that you came to this city with broken dreams, But who gave you the house with broken ceiling, The Landlord! In this unknown city I never let you feel the absence of your dad. I used to call you every two hours to taunt you. But you forgot everything. Our ancestors used to say, That even engineers would get girlfriends if they find with conviction. But these nocturnal wouldn't be at peace. Even porn is addicted to them, it says... ...Please watch me it's already 10 pm, or else I won't be able to sleep. Generally you don't talk to me politely, But while renting the flat you are so polite as if we re going to adopt you, and give you a flat in property. You should atleast have a good face for the property. This romance which is going on with my flat, Will beat all the romance out of you. You termite. Let it be, why should I spoil my mood. This is enough for today guys. Now if you like the video then like it, share it. And make it so viral that I can get three months rent out of it. I don't know how you'll do it, rob a bank or rob it from your father. I want ten thousand rupees. I want it means I want it. I want it anyhow, you do whatever you want but I want my ten thousand rupees. The landlord is calling you. These landlords I tell you won't let us live in peace. Tell him that I'll pay him the money soon.", कि Bigg Boss कृपया ध्यान दें और बेल आइकॉन दबाएं TV के कोई वीडियो में करें अरे रे रे रे रे नहीं लगता है इंटरस्टेलर की तरह तुझे Android अपने रुक रुक जाते वक्त दिखाता हूं कि मुझे ऑफिस पहुंच इंपोर्टेंट काम करने दे तुझे रोज खाना ठीक हूं रुक जा कि हम भोग नहीं करता का भाई हर चीज का टाइम होता है कर दो आप कैसे हैं आप लोग वैसे मुझे घंटा फर्क नहीं पड़ता है मेरे किरदार को चुनो मची है उससे वीडियो में बोला कि मैं उसे किराए के लिए तंग करता हूं बेटे मेरे पास कोई खजाना नहीं है उसी किराए से अपना पेट भरता हूं पेट अरे सुन रहे हो सोचो इटालियन पास्ता बनाया था वहां गया वह कौन सा है उसको किराए के लिए तुम्हारे पास पैसे नहीं है लेकिन तारों की लंबाई पकड़ने के लिए तुम्हारे पास पैसे हैं अब झूठ मत बोलना मैं पीछे उस लाइन लग रहा था तो मैंने बोला कि अमेज़न प्राइम वीडियो के फिल्म गुलाबो से था वह तुम्हारे ऊपर बनी है वह बिल्कुल सही बोला क्योंकि तुम मिला किराया बढ़ाने देते हो तो फ्लैट खरीदकर तो अरे घाव बन के बैठा हमारे गले में हो यह तो हमारा मम्मी जैसा बड़ा दिल है कि हम तुमको धक्के मारकर बाहर निकालते हैं वह आप पैसों तो कुत्ता भी नहीं पूछता गली में कुत्ता लेकिन अब तुमने बहुत उड़ता हुआ फिर अपने में ले लिया है तो सुनो इस दुनिया में मेरे ससुर से भी ज्यादा बढ़ गई धोखेवाजी है तो वह दोस्तों अरे मेरे ससुर ने तोडी मुझे दहेज में कार डॉक्टर वृद्धि तू श्रवण को लेकर प्रतिबद्ध थे तो सच बताओ तो तुम घर डिसाइड भी नहीं करते क्योंकि तुम हो मिस आईटी प्रूव्स को उतरने हिस्सा लेते हो जितनी सीरियसली इंजीनियर बीटेक को तुम्हारा रेंट अग्रीमेंट नहीं रेड्युस अग्रीमेंट होता है क्योंकि तुम हो कोई काम नहीं करते जो रेंट अग्रीमेंट पर लिखा होता है दोनों ट्रक बनवाकर पांच-पांच लौंडे लहराते कमरे में अबे वह दोनों अंडे कहां है जो रिक्रूटमेंट बनवाया था तुम बेशर्म है इतना ठंडा होता है कि वहां कोई भी पीठ पहनकर में नहीं घुस सकता लगता है सुबह जो गाड़ी वाला कछुआ लेंगे वह सारा खर्चा तुम्हारे डाल रखा जाता है गाड़ी वाला आया घर से कचरा है नहीं कायल तुम्हारे फ्लैट मगर एक साथ है तो है प्रॉब्लम तुमसे कभी सवाल नहीं करते नहाने से तुम्हारा वैसा ही संबंध है जब हम मैदा मेरी बीवी से पिछड़ों का सदुपयोग तो मैं चप्पल खाने को मिलेगा कर रहा था आ तुम शुरू बेस्ट उसकी लाइफ स्टाइल देखकर इतिहास में पहली बात एक वायरस को क्वेश्चन की जरूरत महसूस होने लगती है तुम साले इतना बदबू मारते हो कि तुम्हारी भाई मैं तुमसे सदियों पहले सोशल डिस्ट्रेसिंग बना ली थी और शाहरुख मेरे को एक बात बताओ तुमने साल लाइफ में ऐसा क्या चीज करके जो हर रात पार्टी करनी है जॉब तुम्हारी लगने रही है बंदे ने फ्रेंड्स और क्या हुआ आपने 7 से बेदखल किया हुआ कुछ साम्राज्य खुशियों के पल मिल कहां से रह तुमको Tubelight अरनव सुनो तुम बेहतर समय एक बात बताना चाहता हूं मुझे इस फिल्म में छेद करके तुम्हें बनाया हुआ था उससे के पेमेंट डिपाजिट से काट लिए हैं ठीक है सुधर जाओ क्योंकि मोबाइल जीपीएस से साला डिश आफ उत्तर प्रदेश है अबे सालों स्पेशल जॉब के इस विडियो लटका स्क्रैच कार्ड पे घिसने का आग्रह सौंफ है तो जाओ जाकर अपने चप्पल की तरफ से कोई टेबल जॉब हुं वह नहीं हुआ तो उसे वहीं हाथों से वीरों तुमसे तुम लोग साले स्टार्टअप प्लानिंग के नाम पर कमरे में सिर्फ दो की फोटो लगा लेते हो और स्किन सबसे स्पेशल है ने के नाम पर के पापा है उसको भी पलट देते हो सुबह करने वाले कि तुम से दरवाज़ा नहीं खोलता लेकिन कल पति के साथ रहने के लिए फर्स्ट इन मैरिज सर्टिफिकेट फट से भरा गया जाते हो अबे सालों कुछ शर्म करो शर्म एक तरफ हम सारे में करके भारत को आत्मनिर्भर बनाना चाहते हैं और तुम साले सारे मिलकर ग्रुप नहीं बना सकते रोज खाना वह शोल्डर करते हो अरे हां बेटा हां पिज्जा कटर गांडू दे एक टी स्पून निकाले 31 जाट कवि खिलाते हैं शब्द अबे तुम देश का वह विचार और इसका खुद का कोई विचार नहीं है मुसलमानों माई पराए शहर में तो पर टूटे-फूटे सपने लेकर आए थे मगर उस अपनों को पॉज टपकती छत किसने दी मकान मालिक ने इस पर है शहर कि मैंने कभी तुमको बात की कमी में सुनिधि हमेशा हर 2 घंटे पर फोन करता रहता था कि तुम साले वह सब भूल गए वह हमारे पूर्वज करते थे ना के ढेर पर इंजीनियर होगी मंदिर में जाती है मगर इन निशानों को चैन नहीं मिलता है अरे अब तो बोर्न विदाउट हो चुका है और में कैसा है कि भाई 10:30 देख लो वरना मुझे नींद नहीं आएगी वैसे तो संभोग से बात नहीं करते लेकिन फ्लैट चौक की तरफ बढ़ते हो जिससे तुम्हे गोद लेकर के ज्यादा सिगरेट दे दे अबे जायदा वाली सूरज भी तो होनी चाहिए कि जो तुम्हारी आशिकी चल रही है ना मेरे फ्रेंड के साफ समझ निकाल देंगे साले दिमाग का विकेट सिर्फ मूड खराब करना गाइस आज के लिए बस इतना ही अब मैं चाहता हूं अगर आपको वीडियो अच्छा लगे तो इसे लाइक कीजिए शेयर कीजिए और इसे इतना फैला दीजिए इतना फैला दीजिए कि मेरी 3 महीने के किराए निकल आए मुझे नहीं पता कैसे भी करो बैंक लूट हो या फिर आपके जेब से पैसे चुरा मुझे ₹5000 चाहिए मुझे चाहिए तो मुझे चाहिए बस मुझे एक तस्वीर मुझे चाहिए ₹2000 चाहिए चाहिए चाहिए में का फोन आया है घ्र घ्र है FY3wpvrJsoc,TVF's Imaandar Appraisals,2020-05-13T07:31:51Z,PT3M30S,854037,46579,822,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3wpvrJsoc," Hi friends! My name is Imaandar Sharma, and it's time for appraisal and this time I'm very certain that I'm going to get... fired from my job. It's not like that last year I didn’t work hard, or didn’t work at all. I'm a coder. And I've worked on my skills also have learnt a lot of new languages. Like Bhojpuri, Marathi and because I wanted to abuse China learned Chinese too. Friends, whenever there is a new challenge in office, I'm the first to stand up. And I'm like keep me out of this, I wont be able to do it, I already have a lot of work like I have to put 3 movies on download. Friends, I should also get an appraisal, Because I don't work from 9 to 5 like others. I'm a passionate guy and I believe in overtime. Like doing 1 hours work in 11.5 hours. And it's not like that I used to be in office till late because I didn’t have AC in my flat. In fact I didn’t have a flat also. But friends, I'm a person with self-respect. Although I'm at a junior post in office and have no value in my team. And I don't know the work at all. That doesn't mean that you call me every year for appraisal meeting and abuse me. Yeah abusing in the name of mother and sister is okay. But never ever abuse me in English, then I don't care how big and small you are. I'll ask you the meaning of the bad words. Friends! Yesterday when I was getting scolded by my team leader, a thought came to my mind. That I have leadership qualities as well. Whenever there is a mistake in the project I used to give the entire credit to my team. And whenever a good thing happened I used to take the blame on myself. Anyway friends my salary is so less that my month end is the 1st of every month. That is why my appraisal has to be done, or else I'll cry. And when I was crying yesterday my friend Ronnie gave me an advice, That why don't I use the lockdown period to... ...develop my skills by doing MBA through upGrad. That will solve my problem and I will get a promotion as well. I got angry, that when I'm bitching why is he talking logical things in between. And when I can get a promotion through sycophancy in 10 years, Then why should I do MBA from upGrad and become a manager in 1 Year. It's not that I can't go to other companies, But then they ask in interview... ...that if you have studied from Oxford then Then why are you acting dumb when you are asked to tell about yourself. Now what should I reply to this? I would like to tell my company that if this year they don't do my appraisal then... ... I'll give you one more year, then won't take any excuses. from myself. After that I'll have to work hard. Anyway friends, peace out.", कि Bigg Boss कृपया ध्यान दें और बेल आइकॉन दबाएं TV के कोई वीडियो में करें तो कि नमस्कार दोस्तों मेरा नाम है ईमानदार शर्मा और अप्रेजल का वक्त आने वाला है और इस मुझे पूरा यकीन है कि इस बार तो जरूर मुझे नौकरी से निकाल दिया जाएगा तो ऐसा नहीं कि मैंने पिछले साल कोई मेहनत नहीं कि काम नहीं किया मैं को टर्न और मैंने अपनी स्किन पर काफी काम किया है मैं उन्हीं लैंग्वेज जैसे भोजपुरी मराठी और बंगाली चाहिए थी हेलो दोस्तों ऑफिस में जब भी कोई नया चैलेंज जाता है सबसे पहले मैं खड़ा होता हूं कि भाई मुझे निकलने दो मुझे आपका यहां पर ऑनलाइन बहुत कम है 3 फिल्म डाउनलोड लगानी है तो दोस्तों मुझे अप्रेजल इसलिए भी मिलना चाहिए कि मैं दूसरों की तरह 925 से जॉब करता मैं विशेषज्ञों भाई है कि मैं वोट में विश्वास रखता हूं एक घंटे का काम 11:30 घंटे तक खींचकर ले जाने में हां दोस्तों ऐसा भी नहीं है कि ऑफिस में देर रात तक इसलिए था कि मेरे पैसे नहीं था मैं यह प्लेट भी नहीं था है लेकिन दोस्तों मैं एक सेल्फ रिस्पेक्ट वाला बनता हूं भले ही मैं ऑफिस में जूनियर वुशू टीम मेरी कोई औकात नहीं है मुझे काम घंटा नहीं आता इसका मतलब यह नहीं है कि तुम हर साल प्रेशर मीटिंग मुझे बुलाकर गंदी-गंदी गालियां दोगे मां-बहन की गालियां चलें लेकिन भूल कर भी इंग्लिश में गाली मत देना फिर मैं छोटा मतलब पूछ लेता हूं दोस्तों मैं अपनी टीम से ही रहा था कि अचानक मेरे दिमाग में ख्याल आया कि मेरे अंदर लीडरशिप क्वालिटी है है तू कि जब भी प्रोजेक्ट में कोई गलती होती थी उसका सारा क्रेडिट मैं अपनी टीम को देने तथा था है और जब भी गलती से कुछ अच्छा हो जाता था उसका दोष मैं अपने सर पर लेता था हुआ है दोस्तों मेरी सैलरी इतनी कम है कि मेरा मन जो है महीने की पहली तारीख को ही आ जाता है इसलिए मेरा प्रथम होना ही चाहिए नहीं तो मैं रो दूंगा कि मैं कल जो ही रहा था कि मेरे दोस्त रोमनी ने मुझे सलाह दी कि क्यों ना लॉग इन थे टाइम का इस्तेमाल करके माफ ब्रेड पर जाकर MB करूं और अपनी स्किल डिवैलप कर दो की प्रॉब्लम सॉल्व रोशन हो जाएगा मुझे आया गुस्सा है कि जो मैं बीच इन करूं तो यह बीच में लॉजिकल बात कर रहा है और जब मैं चाटुकारिता के दम पर 10 साल में प्रमोशन पा सकता हूं तो अपडेट से अंबेडकर के एक साल में मैनेजर हूं भाई मैं तो दोस्तों ऐसा नहीं है कि मैं दूसरी कंपनी में नहीं जा सकता लेकिन फॉर इंटरव्यू में पूछते हैं कि अगर तुम हॉटस्पॉट से पढ़कर है वह तो टेल मे अबाउट योरसेल्फ थैंक यू बोल रहे हो दोस्तों लेकिन मैं अपनी कंपनी को देना चाहता हूं कि मैं कल नहीं आ हैं तो एक साल के औकात दूंगा तुम्हें उसके बाद कोई बहाना नहीं चलेगा मेरा उसके बाद तो मेहनत करनी पड़ेगी मुझे कि क्या दोस्तों पीस आफ ऊ GWLpv1O_KDM,Hostel Daze Trailer | TVF's Latest Show | Watch Now on Amazon Prime Video,2019-12-14T06:30:07Z,PT1M52S,406170,13400,540,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLpv1O_KDM,, में आने से पहले बच्चों के दिमाग में कॉलेज की बड़ी फिल्मों की रिलीज होगी लेकिन कॉलेज तो हानि का क्रेडिट ना कि जो का सुबह है और ना ही अगला प्रश्न का गुलाम हो [संगीत] इंटरनेट [संगीत] जयपुर के पांडे सिविल 5510 अपने होंठों नाम बताने के बचपन से पैसा के नाम में एंड चिराग थे कंप्यूटर से दुनिया के कोने-कोने तक जाएंगे फाइनली लाइफ में आपको मिलेगी इस मंगलयान मार्स रणबीर-दीपिका कर रहा हूं ना मैं [संगीत] में आया जाए यकीन धन है ना अगर अपने सैया सऊदी नहीं खिलाओगी इसकी सुनवाई खिलाफ व है कि आज का हाथ पकड़ा क्लच के झटकों यह बैक पर्सन ओं [संगीत] अजय को पेंसिल घंटे भाई धन्यवाद देते हैं कि कल कब पहुंची विज्ञान आया है आप कैसी बात करने वाले हैं डेबिट द प्रिवेंशन दिखा देंगे कि विनोद शर्मा राजू भैया साथ में है [संगीत] BoQDgOH1gH0,School Qtiyapa: Padh Le Basanti,2019-11-13T06:58:31Z,PT30M17S,5763203,169457,7058,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQDgOH1gH0," A student who has not opened the book yet, is a big bastard. If a teacher is not giving proper directions, then it's useless. I always felt that there are two types of students in school. One who silently grabs the answer sheet. And the other one cries and moves towards the exam hall. Later, we met the third one. I still see them stoned. Fearlessly rushing towards their last exam. I wish it wasn't your last exam. It's not our last exam, Mashrafe Mortaza sir. More sincere students like us are going to come. Many more. It's time. Poha Le Kha. My grandfather, Mashrafe Mortaze was the best teacher in school. Even I want to become like him. And for that I need good students. Just for this, we've come to India from Bangladesh, by crossing the border with the fishermen. Miss Chu, you don't have to worry. I've distributed the test papers. You'll get good students for taking tuition. Thank you. True. We call Zebra as Algebra in Arabic. False. M and C is not MC. It's 'Yemm....C.' When H2 and O combines together, it becomes water and in it maggi can be cooked. Bumrah Bumrah Jasprit Bumrah, please show me the answer, because my mind is not working. By copying, do we become a topper, is CU a short form of copper. There's no future in studies, let's go to Mumbai and become a hip hopper. I'm an idiot who came to this school. How am I going to face my grandfather? I've to do a plastic surgery. You don't have to. You should wear burqa. I think we need a break. Hey, Aslam! - Meet Miss Chulbuli Mortaza. - Miss Chu, meet Atif Aslam. Coefficient of friction is mute. Hello, Miss Chu. - So you also study here? - I can't study in arts department. That's why I study Literature. And help my friends in the science department. DJ... DJ... No... DJ... No... DJ... What's up brother? Hey, my brave boy! - Hey, hey... - Who's this girl? He's DJ and he's Karun Nair. And she's Miss Chu from Bangladesh. How are you? But Miss Chu name doesn't suits you. Your name should be either doll or sexy Miss... ...I mean '1/cos c' is 'sec c' Miss. Right? - Yeah. - Tell her. Na koi padhne wala. Na koi seekhne wala. Hey, hey. It's like this. Hey, stop all this. Everyone go and study. Leave. Stop eating bread (paratha). Hold this. I've put a notice on the notice board. From today, nobody's going to make chits. If today, you don't study, then I'll tear the chits and put it inside your mouth. Hey! Even if you put a notice on a notice board, nothing's going to change. You know everything so you don't make chits. Keep quiet! Arts section. Last warning. 'Hail science' C'mon guys. Paratha is also tasteless. What's up brothers? What's happening? Hi, how are you? Good? Hey, Chandu. What are you working at? Ajay? Oh, my god. Ajay is here today. You're studying here. Hey, brother! Bring samosas. Miss Chu, meet Ajay Jadeja. Our class monitor. - And your study partner as well. - C'mon. Miss Chu, more than half of the BCCIS students leave their tuition and take classes from Ajay. Please bring samosas. He has got magic in his hands. Seriously, dude. He has got magic in his hands. Oh, dear! It's a holiday for you tomorrow. From tomorrow, madam is going to do this work. What I'm saying is you love fish curry and rice. Tell this idiot that I didn't come to India to do all this. Dude! She knows hindi. Oh, my god. Miss Chu, where have you lost? - Will you guys join my tution classes? - Leave it. These learning talks seems to be very monotonous. Classmates, I'll take a leave now. Abu must be waiting. - Why can't he talk in hindi? - C'mon. Let's leave. Yeah. Let's go. Why did Kattapa kills Bahubali? Please watch the second part. Even you made it? Abu, you know that I don't even touch the chits. Can't you make artist friends from your arts department? You only get these scientist friend from science section. - Where does section come into all this? - Shut up! Abu is right. Arts students of this school have never got a... ...place in their heart nor in their building. Don't your hands shiver? Have you ever noticed of holding a pen? Tell me! Monitor brother, I don't mug up all the history dates like you. And neither I want to. I feel suffocated in this section. Mr. VVS Laxman Pandey, why are looking outside? No, sir. It was not properly kept. Come, sit. The people of the staffroom are very happy with your marks. This 'Eat Tiffin Movement' that you've started against cheating culture, through this you save lot of money by not eating from canteen. Right? Take this. For you and your friends. But sir, yesterday you've already distributed these notes to the entire class. Those where like old 500 and 1000 notes. Useless. These are the real ones. No sir. I really trust in tuition notes. I can't keep these leaked notes. Laxman, if you want you can take 100 200 questions more. But I want Ajay's study partners in my tuition class. Got it? So you're not going to leave India without teaching us. And anyways Bangladesh doesn't have any embassy. But If you want I can drop you to any of the slums. At least try one class. This is very important for me. Before Bangladesh was formed, my grandfather Mashrafe Murtaza was the headmaster of BCCIS. He used to have only three students sitting on the first row. Amar, Akbar, Anthony. Do you know why? Seating arrangements must be roll no. wise. Because their name starts with 'A' No. Because they've got 'A' grade. Rest everyone has got 'F' grade. Because those three kids used to study from my grandfather. We bengalis believe... ...when passionate students meets passionate teacher. ...then it'll create black magic. People would study 50 years before. - Now nobody does. - One minute Karun. I do. Or else why would I go to the library in every zero period? I don't know. May be your hobby is to use the free wifi. Okay, okay. I agree that I watch naughty America using free wifi. I watch sexy teacher's porn by applying a filter of nerd category. That too full HD. And after returning from the bathroom, I sit and study with my study partner. Dude, they consider me a teacher. They listen to me very carefully. There's no such teacher whom we can listen to carefully. And which teacher should we focus on? Who asks questions out of syllabus. - Or who conducts surprise tests everytime. - Or who sleep in the class. So that with lots of money they can run a tuition business. No school is perfect. We've to make it perfect. See the condition of the school. Tomorrow we've a unit test. Has anyone studied? I've studied. Sincere students like Ajay have also studied. So that we can teach a duffer like you, Karun. Poha, you're becoming reasonable now. - Please don't insult me like this. - Poha is absolutely right. Miss Chu, you're from Bangladesh. It's easy for you to tolerate insults. But students pass out trying to get passing marks. And if you ask any doubt to a teacher, the teacher herself gets confused. Cheating is not our hobby. Karun? Cheating is very easy. And it's way easier to abuse teachers. And if you've so much problem then change it. This is your school as well. Right? If you've any doubts then go and ask your teacher. If not this then study by yourself. Do a group study. Make notes rather making chits. But you won't do all this. Do you know why? Because if people pass by cheating then why would anyone study. DJ, how long will you teach these people to make chits? One year more. Then after school, everything's going to get over. Why? - You can make it in college also. - Studying in college is impossible. Bunking lectures, making a peg. Impress a girl. And make a shit video song from Thik Thok. Dhinchak chak de, dhinchak chak. On this side of the school, we screw studies. And on the other side of the school, studies screw us. Chits does not help us in college. What helps is luck. Miss Chu, you know... it's been five years I passed out from BCCIS. That time I didn't have a beard. But in five years, neither I cut off my name from school nor beard. - It itches a lot. Still... - Why? When I keep my beard in front of these kids, then DJ gets a respect. A status. People know me very well. Look! Kabir Singh is here. They call it like this. Oh. In the crowd of thousands of beards in school, lots of DJ Bravo like me have disappeared. Every Bangladeshi girl, wants to grow up and work in a clothes factory. And some of them don't wait to grow up. But I did something different. I became a teacher. To create a different identity outside the world, you've to do something different, DJ. Miss Chu, you were absolutely right. To create a different identity, you should do something different. So from today, no cheating. DJ promise. You're a champion, DJ Bravo. I like you more than fish and rice. What are you saying? Hmm... HC Verma? So, finally decided. Since Poha missed it in 9th standard so she'll study bio. You'll study physics. You'll study hindi. And you'll study chemistry which is a difficult subject. Okay. No problem. Maths is remaining. Without this how will I become Mortaza 2.0? You're putting a decimal in a wrong place. - Pandey, you please leave. - One minute. You tell me where should I put a decimal? [Quoting a phrase...] 'Hail Pythagoras.' 'Hail Romila Thapar.' Just like a miracle I found my Amar, Akbar and Anthony. Now begins the difficult part. Hey, DJ! I've cleared the exam. Finally. One minute. Hey, Ajay couldn't clear. Ajay failed. - Check properly. - Yeah. Check it one more time. Ajay coudn't clear the exam. - Poha? - Poha? Poha? Guys, do you know? Ajay Jadeja couldn't clear the exam. Nerds were saying, the notes that were given by Shastri sir, it was of organic chemistry. But test questions was of inorganic chemistry. - Do you know, Ajay failed. - Who's Ajay? Edge and Taken! Ajay Jadeja is out. No. Never. I can't pass Ajay. I had explained to him earlier that if there's any doubt in the class then join tuition. But no. Nowadays toppers rely on cheating more than studies. Headmaster, how can you say such false words about a promising student? Whatever that means. - Sir? - Get out of my room like a tracer bullet. - Hello? - Hey, look behind. I hope our tuition business doesn't get affected by failing Ajay. According to the plan, Due to the shock of his failure, Ajay has stopped coming to school Now all his study partners will have to join tuition. But what about his friends? For a while I had my balls inside my mouth. Class teacher Ravi Shastri says... ...that Ajay Jadeja was a cheater. Ajay Jadeja did not look into anybody's paper, despite knowing that the entire paper was out of syllabus. He rather faced all the difficult questions confidently. How can Shastri Ji say all this? We'll not attend a single class. We'll raise our voice. Our demands should be fulfilled. Each of our demand should be fulfill... ...hey madam, please can you move a little? There's something important going on. Please go. We'll raise our voice. Mishra Ji, what's happening? Damn it! Shastri sir's black business of tuition is still going on. We've to do something where students automatically leaves his tuitions. - Just tear his notes. - Yes. If the notes are torn before exam, then they won't... ...attend tuitions and study by themselves. What? Do you know what does it mean? Without notes, all the students of tuitions will fail. - It's my responsibilty to teach children. - Pandey, do not provoke. Little studying and teaching someone else is easy for you... ...what do you mean? Whatever Miss Chu taught us was little? Shastri sir leaves with notes every evening at 7 pm. Let's tear all the notes there itself. Wow! What a joke? Who's going to do that? Tell me? Who's going to do it? I'll do it. DJ, you only tear the notes. I'm scared. Okay. I'll do it. Shastri sir is such a great person. Since Ajay is not here and group partners... ...couldn't study so he postponed the entire exam. So that nobody fails in the exams. He's best Shastri after Lal Bahadur. Bloody... ...everything's ruined. The entire school should know the truth. But how? - C'mon! Everyone leave. - C'mon. School is over. Guys! Everyone leave. C'mon, guys! Leave. The factory guys have come. They are downstairs. The 'Kota Factory' guys. Yes. Jeetu bhaiya has come. C'mon everyone. Get out! My name is Karun Nair. Me and my friends had torn all the tuition notes of Shastri sir. His tuition kids should not fail, that's why he posponed the exams. He doesn't care about anyone else. A teacher is meant to provide education. But they have turned it into a business. Who's going to stop them? Who? We? Who to escape studies go to their tuitions. I request you all. We'll study by ourselves. On our own. Nobody should pass. Guardians are definitely going to send their children... ...to the tuition once the entire school fails. Run... Brother! Getting calls from the whole school. Answer it. Give as many answers as you can. Shastri will turn off the wifi in 15 minutes. Hello, I'm Amitabh Bachchan speaking. You should tear Abhishek's Dhoom 4 script as well. Amit sir, what all should we tear? If you want to change something, you've to change yourself. Hello? I'm Manjrekar speaking. If Shastri sir comes to know, he will make you all fail. - Aren't you scared? - No. We're no longer afraid. It's a waste. Nobody's going to study in this school. This is BCCIS. No school is perfect. You've to make it perfect. We'll study by ourselves. We'll study in a group. And we'll make notes rather chits. We'll change the school. It'll definitely change. DJ Karun! Leave from there as soon as possible. C'mon. Let's go. DJ, these are question papers. But why only two? You've passed out, right? It's okay friend. This time I'm definitely going to pass the exams without cheating. And get a character certificate. It's been lying in this college for five years. - Friend. - Yeah? I was thinking... ...I should shift to Bangladesh with Miss Chu. But there's one problem. It's a cricket problem. Whom should I support? Virat Kohli or that Shakib. - And then? - We met the third type of students. We'll turn the spark of self studies into fire that's going... ...to spread from this school to all the schools of India. We'll definitely pass in every exams by following the right path shown by DJ. Questions will be from inside the syllabus in the upcoming exams. Come, Mahendra Singh. Come. Teacher, what are you doing? I'm making notes. I'll teach the class and make everyone pass.", कि Bigg Boss कृपया ध्यान दें और बेल आइकॉन दबाएं TV के कोई वीडियो में करें अ मैं अभी जिसने बुक ना खोला वह स्टूडेंट बड़ा हराम है टीचर सही दिशा में आगे फिर बेकार पटानी है के समक्ष समय लगता हमको हमेशा लगता था कि स्कूल में बूथों टाइप का स्टूडेंट लोग होता है एग्जेक्ट जो चुपचाप आंसर शीट पकड़ लेता है और दूसरा बच्चा रोता चिल्लाता एक्जाम हॉल की तरफ मुड़ मैं ऑफिस अब हम तीसरा टाइप का स्टूडेंट संभल है हम्म हम्म आज विश्व कप फोंट होकर देखता है देखो अपना लास्ट एग्जाम की तरफ बढ़ते [संगीत] हैं अजय को कर दो और सुनाओ कर दो जी हां यह कष्ट को तुम्हारा लास्ट एग्जाम नहीं होता यह अंत नहीं है मशरफे मुर्तजा है हम जैसे और विशेष स्टूडेंट जाएंगे और भी अ हां बेटा माय है कर दो अजय को [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] कि वह लिखा मेरे दादाजी मोर्चा के मोटा था स्कूल का सबसे पहला फीचर था हमको भी उनका जैसा टीचर बनना है जिसके लिए हमको अच्छा स्टूडेंट्स चाहिए हम सिर्फ इसके लिए मार्च वालों के साथ बॉर्डर पार करके बांग्लादेश से इंडिया है इंग्लिश उस आपको टेंशन लेने की बिल्कुल भर में मेज़बान थे है आपको ट्यूशन पढ़ाने के लिए अच्छे स्टूडेंट मिल जायेंगे अपनाएंगे फ्रूट जेवरा को अरबी में अलजेब्रा बोलते हैं फॉल्स इन थिस नॉट ऐसी स्थिति हम इसे इस पर और जब मिलता है थोड़ा वाटर ढलता है उसमें मैगजीन बनती है गुमराह गुमराह जसप्रीत बुमराह ने अपने छोटे भाई कर दो [संगीत] कि मैं मातरचोध तू स्कूल में है हमेशा को लेकर अपने दादा के पास कैसे रहेगा कि हम प्लास्टिक सर्जरी करवाना पड़ेगा उसके नंबर देना थिस आईएस मीनिंग आफ स्ट्रॉ मिथुन आतिफ असलम फ्रंट आफ यू आई लव यू आई लव यू मैं सब तुम्हें यही पड़ता है यह कला विभाग में पढ़ाई कहां होती है इसलिए मैं बस साहित्य पढ़ता हूं और सहायता करता हूं अपने वह विज्ञान विभाग वाले दोस्तों चाहिए ए डी सही है [संगीत] कि मैं मैं यंग ऐड अंग्रेजों ने यार तेरी करना है और t**** थे प्रीमिस टूटना सूचना यार इतना कुछ प्रॉपर पटोला होना चाहिए फिर टैक्सी में इस आई एम नुव्वे कॉस्ट्यूम्स सेक्सी में उन्हें और सुनाओ और सुनाओ कि पुलिस आयुक्त एके रेड्डी फालूदा है के नोटिस बोर्ड पर नोटिस लगा दिया है मैं आपसे चचेड़ बॉल पड़े छठ के ना जा थे लास्ट फोर ने में कैद विज्ञान आ रहा है यह हमारा घाघरा पुश विद्यालय हो रहा है थे फैक्ट आईएस यौदा दो भी हाफिज समोसे ले यार कॉल मी टू है और तुम्हारा साड़ी पार्टनर तुम हो कि विश्व का आदेश ज्यादा स्टूडेंट्स ट्यूशन छोड़ के आगे बढ़ते हैं कुछ समझ में आ रही हूं कि क्या हाथों में जादू है यार हां यार के हाथों में जादू है भाई क्या हुआ था को वर्कर के कभी छुट्टी छुट्टी ऑफ कंट्रोल काम मैडम समय लेंगे शेयर खूब हुं हुं एक नींबू का सारा के बोल दो कि हम इंडिया यह सब करने के लिए नहीं है घृत और टू को एक टी-शर्ट यार है कि अ हुआ है [संगीत] कर दो थे फोर्टीन नीतू कहां खो गई आप तुम लोग हमसे ट्यूशन पड़ेगा छोड़िए मैं आशा करता हूं इंतजार कर रहे होंगे कि कर दो क्या होता है तेरा लाइक मूंगफली चले चले चले असलम की गली गली गली पानी टपक लूप बाहुबली 2 अजय को हैं अब जानते हैं नमक पर्चियों का हाथ तक नहीं लगाता अरे तुमको अपने आर्ट डिपार्टमेंट के आइटम दोस्तों मिलते हैं यही मिलते हैं साइंस फिक्शन के शहीद स्थित शिक्षण की बात कहां से आ गई अब क्रॉच अब क्लिक करें इस तरह से रखना चाहता हूं मैं कर दो कर दो है अरे बाहर क्या देख रहे हो विवेक लक्ष्मण पांडे नहीं सर उल्टा कर दूंगा हुआ है की बैठक को साफ हम तो तुम्हारे मार्क्स से काफी खुश है कि यह जो तुमने चीटिंग करके विरुद्ध टिफिन खा आंदोलन शुरू किया है इससे थोड़ा कैंटीन लगाते जाना जाता हूं कर दो मैं तुम्हारे तुम्हारे लड़कों के लिए है लेकिन सर आपने कल क्लास में नोट असली हैं तो फिर वह 500 और 1000 के पुराने नोट की तरह है बेकार असली नोट तो हैं कुछ नहीं सर मुझे सचमुच ट्यूशन की पढ़ाई पर भरोसा अगर मैं यह लिख कुछ नहीं रह सकता मंदसौर क्वेश्चन लाला ले लो पर अजय कस्टम डिपार्टमेंट कुछ ही क्षण बनाओ संजय गए थे है तो आप हमें ट्यूशन पढ़ा है बिना इंडिया से नहीं जाएंगे अब तो कहीं भी नहीं होती पर आप बोलो तो आपको कोई झोपड़पट्टी में छोड़ा हूं प्लीज एक बार करके तो देखो यह मेरे लिए बहुत जरूरी है बांग्लादेश बनने का पहला मेरे दादा की मोस्ट अवेटड फिल्मों तथा बीसीसीआई इसका हेड मास्टर दिखाओ कि उनका क्लास का फॉर Store में बस तीन बादशाह बनता था ऑलमोस्ट फॉरगॉटेन मालूम क्यों विड्रॉल नंबर होगा प्रति घृणा और कि नहीं क्योंकि उनका ग्रेट देता हूं बाकी पूरे लास्ट का एप्स को टिकेट वहीं टीम बच्चा मेरे दादा से ट्यूशन पढ़ता था कि बॉलीवुड का मानना है कि कि अगर मान से पढ़ने वाली स्टूडेंट फोटो मानसी पढ़ाने वाला टीचर मिल गया काला जादू हो सकता है 50 साल पहले उपयोगी पढ़ाई-वढ़ाई सब बकवास करता हूं ओके कि सलमान खान की मां का फ्री वाई-फाई विषय नॉटी अमेरिका पर जाता हूं नोटिफिकेशन लगाकर सेक्सी टीचर के पोर्न मूवी फुल एचडी में पर फिर बाद में वापस लौटने के बाद अपने मुंह में लेने वाला कोई नहीं और सब्सक्राइब बटन पर सबस्क्राइब में लेकर उसे बेहतर बनाना पड़ता कि जैसे बच्चे और टीचर को में पड़ जाता है तो हम शौक से कर रहे हैं चीटिंग ओं की करुण आ की शूटिंग करना बहुत आसान और टीचर को गालियां देना तो और भी आसान कि अगर तुम इतनी प्रॉब्लम है तो तुम्हारा भी नहीं तो करो नहीं करोगे और क्यों क्योंकि पास होता है पढ़ाई करें और कर दो अजय को हुआ है के पीछे तुम कब तक इन लोगों को चीज बनाना सिखा दो रहेगा तो थे मैजिक साल हो रहा स्कूल खत्म होने तक पीछे छोड़ जाऊंगा ऐसा क्यों कि तुम कॉलेज में भी बाल नहीं सकता हुं हुं कि कोई बैंक लगाओ पेग बनाओ बंदी बढ़ाओ टेक्स्ट और चिट्टी चिट्टी गाने वीडियो बनाओ कि दिनचक दिनचक अ ने स्कूल गेट के इस तरफ ना हम पढ़ाई की लेते हैं तो बिलकुल ग्रेट कि उस तरफ पढ़ाई हमारे लेती है अ मैं कॉलेज में लटका मिला के काम आती है तो कि विश्व आपको पता है मेरे को साफ पानी से अब तो गाड़ी नहीं है करते थे मैं इग्नोर 5 साल मैंने अपने स्कूल से नाम कटवाया मैं दौड़ी बहुत खुशी होती है और फिर भी ना हुं कि वे इन बच्चों की दाढ़ी रखता हूं तो बिजी हुई इज्जत उक्त अ कि लोग पहचानते में को उद्योग अ कि ऐसा बोलते हुए हैं कि स्कूल के बाहर ना हजारों दाढ़ी वालों की भीड़ में मेरे ऐसे जाने कितने डीजे ब्रावो को और बांग्लादेश का हर लड़की चाहती है कि वह बड़ा होकर कपड़ा फैक्ट्री में काम कर दो कुछ ना कुछ तो बड़ा होने का वेट ही नहीं था है लेकिन हम कुछ अलग के टीचर बात से बाहर दुनिया में अपनी अलग पहचान बनाने के लिए कुछ अलग करना पड़ता है कि अ हुआ है कर दो कि अगला प्रयोग अ अगला वीरवार शो मोर कि अ लुट में सफलता कि अ कि आपने बिल्कुल सही बात मिस यू में एक अलग पहचान बनाने के लिए कुछ अलग करना पड़ता है 251 सेटिंग बंद 2019 कि शाहरुख चैंपियन डीजे ब्रावो कि हमारा तो मार्च असर जाता है कि तुम 512 हैं नैक सी वर्मा सौरभ डिसाइड हो गया उठाने नाइंथ स्टैंडर्ड में मिस कर दिया था तो वह बायो पड़ेगी उड़ फिर देख तुम हिंदी और तुम किसी की नसों में है इसके बिना तो गहरी बनेगा हम मौत है जबकि प्वाइंटों ओं कि आप इसमें गलत जगह लगा रहे हैं मैं पंडित लुटाया क्रिकेट और तुम बताओ कहां हो कि ब***** की हद है ना रोल नंबर डिसमिल में है हाउ टू पॉइंट के आगे को लगा क्यों जब वैल्यू उसकी निर्मम है थे बैटल ना करने दे बता देंगे किसी भी दारू पर उंगली परपस जोड़कर देखें बिना क्या बिल है कि ब***** की हद है ना पूनम पर इस दिल में की जय पाइथागोरस हुआ है की जय रोमिला थापर मैं आज सुबह से हमको हमारा वार्म अप एंड मिल गया था [संगीत] कि आधा अपनी वॉक पर चलने का फोटो है मैं उठी से वहां सो गए अमर हो गया विड ऊ मुझे कोई अजनबी हो गया हूं कि अजय फेल हो गया यार हां हां और बचेगा सहज हो गया यार क्वाइट अनलाइक थे सुपर टेस्ट में क्वेश्चंस पेज केमिस्ट्री की तैयारी है शाहरुख़ ख़ान [संगीत] कि मैच एंड टेकन अजय जड़ेजा इस बिल को पास नहीं कर सकता है कि उसे मैंने पहले भी समझाया था कि क्लास में अगर कोई डाइट है तो ट्यूशन जॉइंट कर लो लेकिन नहीं आजकल के टॉप्स पढ़ाई से ज्यादा चीटिंग पर ज्यादा भरोसा करते हैं यह कैसे है सत्य वचन बोल रहे होनहार विद्यार्थी के विषय में प्रधानाध्यापक महोदय वर्धक मींस फिर और जड़ों में ब्लड प्रेशर फ्लैट है कर दो हेलो हेलो अरे पीछे तो देखो यह को फोल्ड करना है और ट्यूशन पर सोनाली दुबे प्लान के मुताबिक पूर्ण होने के सपने से आ जाने स्कूल जाना बंद कर दिया अब तो उसके सारे सॉरी पार्टनर को ट्यूशन जोड़कर नहीं पड़ेगा उसके दोस्तों क्या करें थोड़ा देर के लिए कोटिंग हो मैदा कि दुर्ग ए क्लास टीचर रवि शास्त्री [संगीत] कि यह जड़े जांच इटा मेह है है जबकि पूरा पेपर आउट ऑफ सिलेबस होने के बावजूद अजय जड़ेजा किसी भी पेपर में झांके नहीं बल्कि पूरे आत्मविश्वास के साथ कठिन क्षणों का डटकर सामना किया कि पैसा कमा सकते हैं सॉरी जी ओ कि हमें भी क्लास अटेंड नहीं करेंगे अब कि हम हल्ला बोलेंगे हमारी मांगे पूरी होनी चाहिए हमारी एक पाएंगे पूरी अरे मैडम जी कि हम हल्ला बोलेंगे तो कर दो और मिश्रा जी यह क्या हो रहा है कर दो हुआ है हुआ है झाल हुआ है शो मोर कि अ कर दो कि अ कर दो कर दो कर दो हुआ है कि अ हुआ है कर दो कर दो [संगीत] कि अ कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] कर दो कर दो और सुनाओ कि शास्त्री सर्कल ट्यूशन का काला धंधा अभी भी चल रहा है घृत उसके नोट्स को हां अगर एग्जाम से पहले नोट तो बच्चे ट्यूशन यह खुद से पढेंगे तो इसका मतलब उस नोट के बिना टेंशन के सारे बच्चे लटक जाएंगे बच्चों को पढ़ाने की जिम्मेदारी करो शाम के साथ लेकर निकलता है घ्र क कि मैं फॉलो से हूं [संगीत] कि मुझे तो फिर यार मेरी फट रही है वैसे है अच्छा ठीक है मैं बोल दूंगा मैं [संगीत] कर दो कर दो जी हां या ना [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] [संगीत] कर दो कर दो हुआ है [प्रशंसा] कि अ है ताकि जब इतने अच्छे हैं यार अजय फेल होने के कारण उसकी स्टडी ग्रुप की पढ़ाई नहीं हो पाई तो शास्त्री जी ने एग्जाम्स पोस्टपोनड कर दें ताकि कोई स्टूडेंट फैलाओ लाल बहादुर के बाद बेस्ट आखिरी हैं यह साला सब बर्बाद हो गया पुरे खून को बताना पड़ेगा सच परंतु कैसे हैं क्या हुआ था अ अरे कि Bigg Boss दूसरा नीचे फेस्टिवल अरे फोटो फैक्ट्री वाले लोग आज भी मैं सही हूं कर दो कर दो कि अ कि मेरा नाम करुणा है मैंने और मेरे दोस्तों ने मिलकर सा सिर के ट्यूशन की मौत के घाट उन्होंने एकदम इसलिए पॉइंट कराएं इंस्टिट्यूशन के बच्चे फेल होता है है पुणे किसी और की फिक्र नहीं कि एक टीचर एजुकेशन दिलाने के लिए होता है तो एजुकेशन कोई बिजनेस बना रहे हैं को फॉलो करेंगे तो कि हम के दुष्प्रभाव से बचने के लिए ट्यूशन पर जाकर बैठे हैं यह आप सबसे रिक्वेस्ट है को पंख उड से बढ़ेंगे कि इससे कोई भी सुरेंद्र पास नहीं होना चाहिए जयपुर स्कूल प्रेयर करेगा तब देखता हूं गार्जियंस अपने बच्चों को ट्यूशन कैसे नहीं बेचते थे कर दो के बाद MP3 [संगीत] के प्रति पूर्ण स्कूल से फोन आ रहे हैं कि अ और कितने जवाब दे सकता दे शास्त्री 15 बड़े बाघ बंद करवा देगा और कि Bigg Boss को और मजबूत जब बोलो कौन बनेगा करोड़पति लिए आपको मिलेगी और हम शांति समृद्धि और नहीं चाहिए मौर्य अमित जी हम क्या-क्या फाड़ेंगे कुछ बदलना है तो खुद को बदलना होगा है तो अब नहीं लगता कोई स्कूल परफेक्ट नहीं होता उसे परफेक्ट बनाना पड़ता है cells रेडी करेंगे ग्रुप स्टडी करेंगे चीज की जगह नोट बनाएंगे हम बदलेंगे स्कूल को स्कूल बदलेगा डीजे करोड़ निकला घोड़ों पहली फुर्सत में निकलो इंटरेस्ट यू हुआ है अजय को अजय को अजय को कर दो कि अ अजय को हुआ है कर दो कर दो अरे यार यह तो क्वेश्चन पेपर है और दो क्यों 12 पास आउट हो गए ना मैं तो कोई नहीं आ रहा कि इस बार मैं भी बिना चीटिंग के पास करके ट्रैक्टर से टिकट की लेकर जाऊंगा आ 15 साल से इनके पास पड़ा स्थल है कि आ गया सूचनाओं अपने मित्रों के साथ नाप बांग्लादेश शिफ्ट गया फोन पर एक टेंशन है यार कल क्रिकेट टेस्ट मैच तो समझ में आता है विराट कोहली को सपोर्ट करूंगा यार स्प्लेंडर की शांति दे कि अब तरफ फोल्ड और टेस्टी ओके अब दूसरा तरीका स्टूडेंट्स इन डीजे के दिखाए रास्ते पर चलकर हम हर एग्जाम में पास होंगे आने वाले एग्जाम में क्वेश्चन होगा वह सिलेबस का भीतर टर्म इंश्योरेंस ने कि मेघनाद कि [संगीत] स्थितियां आ और मास्टर जी आप क्या कर रहे हो हो हुआ है कर दो कर दो और सुनाओ कर दो मेरा डिवाइस गाइस अगर आपको यह वीडियो पसंद आए तो प्लीज इसे लाइक कीजिए और हमें कमेंट में बताइए कि आपने स्कूल और कॉलेज में एग्जाम है किसी चीज Redmi 4 आइटम्स रेंजरों ने खुद अनुसार के जंगल में जाकर स्वीट देखिए जो मैं जंगल काव्य पीड़ितों को यह लगे कि समझ लो ग्रुप कि यदि एडिट दोस्त साड़ी रही है 2 साल करना एक्सपेरिमेंट कर कुछ फ्रेंड्स पेड़ रखने या फिर और इधर मिस्टर चकली experiment कर यार इसको यार कोई तो गाइस प्लीज सब्सक्राइब वायरल फीवर फॉलोअर्स ओं इंस्टाग्राम आईडी से ज़्यादा द एंड डाउनलोड थिस फ्री एप टो इट्स राइट्स [संगीत] -rTTQPQNds8,Kota Factory - Behind The Scenes,2019-07-16T12:30:01Z,PT24M59S,11315596,336436,7969,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rTTQPQNds8," Kota. Whenever you hear this word... ...the first thing that comes to your mind is... ...a world where you prepare for medical and engineering. I've personally seen this world up, close, and personal... ...because Kota is my hometown. Saurav Khanna, the creator of the show... ...he went to Kota for IT preparations. Saurav Khanna hasn't just studied in those classes... ...in fact he's tutored there too. In fact, 50% of TVF's core team members went to Kota for IT preparations. This story is an integral part of TVF. So Kota's economics and emotions... ...is education. So that was essential to capture. And when Unacademy came to us with the idea that they wanted to do something around Kota... ...so that's when we realized that this is the time when.. should tell the story that we always wanted to tell. ""Within a span of 30 years, Maheshwari Classes..."" Kota Factory is in black and white. It took me a lot of time to understand, grasp. It felt right. I knew it felt organic. But we can't just go on a whim and a feeling. I had convince my department's heads. It was never that we had to try something else which TVF hasn't done before. If you feel good about something, it's always universally accepted. I am just... glad that people understood what that black and white actually meant. At TVF we strongly believe in lights, camera, experiment. For Unacademy, it was an bold decision also. Nothing like this was ever done in India before. Whenever I read the script, and every discussions we had with the writers... The city is also a character in itself. It's one for people who have already been to Kota. Who have lived there and already been there. I've been mugging up for two days straight. And if I don't talk to her tonight, we're definitely going to breakup. But at the same time we had to loop in people who didn't know anything about Kota. The kind of students that live there, the hostel culture, their Mess. You can keep your stuff in here. He has converted it into a common fridge. We tried to capture how that city is different from any other city in India. How long have you been here, mister? Well son, I've been here since Kota used to be a city and not a factory. The rickshaw driver's character was an organic choice... ...so if anyone's visiting for the first time can get a glimpse of the entire city. At the same time, most of the students of Kota believe that.. ...only they are studying out here... ...only they are observing Kota, or maybe teachers. But the people living there also have a perspective about Kota. Casting the rickshaw driver was extremely difficult. It's the only city in India where Nokia dominates Samsung. Students out here, eat, live, and even breathe IIT. Its exhilarating. I honestly, personally would've like... ...Amitabh Bachchan sir to be the rickshaw driver... ...so that it's an element of surprise. I am humble for this opportunity. So I had to finally go and request Deepak Kumar Mishra to do this role. I had to beg, plead, cry, and... promise him things that I can't... mention on camera. I am not interested. I don't even want to hear about it. Mishra is the kind of actor whom I want to see what he's going to do new for this character. On my part I wrote the best I could. What do you think about it? But a student who doesn't get selected from here was never meant to be. The students of your Kota have arrived... So like a couple of lines here and there like... Focus on your studies as well, which he shouts out of the rickshaw. Focus on your studies as well... So that's his addition to the script... Because he likes to have fun with the words written. His own children couldn't get into IIT,.. ..but he helpled thousands others get in. So now that we had Deepak Kumar Mishra onboard,.. ..two days before the shoot... ...we just assumed that Mishra knows how to ride a ricksaw. Of course, I can drive without learning. Tomorrow I can drive a bus too. The Rickshaw driver shoot was quite difficult. Creatively it was not difficult to shoot. So I think it was more difficult for actors, especially because we didn't shoot in a fake way. It was very real. It was at a real location, where the process was going on. Lets do some the variations. Let's see what happens. Rest we'll figure out at the edits. So Mr. Mishra is taking his dialogues... ...and he barely can see ahead. Like I remember Mr. Mishra had to ride... ...but I had not given him space to even see the front of the road. We were in front of them, so we'll make sure that it's a safe road and.. ..we're riding at a same speed. We were in a different car... ...the actors were in a rickshaw. The rickshaw is heavily rigged. The sound guy is facing a lot of problems. He's sitting in between papa and Vaibhav. So if you see there is enough gap for him to just... ...scooch in there and like record all the sounds. So our sound guy has done a fabulous job. Ashish Shinde. If your dialogues aren't over yet, just keep going straight. Keep going straight... Follow the white car in front of you. You rely on him. If he stops, you stop. Raghav and I were very worried if we will be able to do it. And... but at the end we finally got it. Done. It was probably the toughest shoot of all the 31 days. At TVF we try to keep our casting as real and.. ..as true to the character... ...what's been written, as possible. We've been lucky to find these actors that we have. Vaibhav is a regular, tier 2 city, naïve,.. ...innocent kid who hasn't seen the world yet. So we took many auditions, but wasn't sure of anyone. Give him a zero. If this is how Batla tutors us, then our feedback will be nothing other than zero. The casting team said that there's a guy called Mayur More,.. ..and you should meet him. He's done a short film, where he actually played an IIT aspirant. So when he showed me that short film, and the way he is in it... ...it gave me more confidence, he could do it. He had to show a confused character. So we needed to stay on Vaibhav's face after regular intervals. Because he's our main character, the story goes through him. Audience is feeling through him. Music in most cases was how Vaibhav feels. How he's reacting to the situation that's presented to him. All Raghav said that he wanted it to be a piano base,.. ..composition most of the time. Twirling the pen is our writer Abhishek Yadav's habit... ...as well as IITians do it too, apparently. So we thought of many different ways. Vaibhai tried to perfect it. He saw many youtube videos as well. But it happens only when you're scratching your head over one question for a long time... How am I going to do it? How am I going to do it? And the pen starts twirling on its own. It's easy, it's pretty simple. It just needs a slight pressure and the pen starts turning around automatically. So... You saw that. You saw that. Meena was a character we wanted to use in another show. I am Meena. Prodigy. A5. Because we've had friends like him. - Kachori. - Let's start... It's too spicy today. So it was pretty easy to write the character of Meena... ...because he was pretty clear in our heads. We searched very hard for Meena. The writers and I reached that point where we realized... Okay, Ranjan. Relax. We told him to send his own audition clip. He kept his phone on his bed and recorded his audition. If you've all the amenities, then why didn't you go to Maheshwari instead? Smaller cuts... He's a little mischevious. He just comes in and goes out. Like he's sprinkled here and there. Uday is the only guy who is overacting. Look... If you look at other, they are acting realistically... They are relaxed. But uday is always in his zone. - Let's go get a cup of tea. - Shivangi,.. ...you bite really hard. We wanted to develop Uday's character like he's a brat... ...and he's not bothered. I may appear a miser, but I am not. I've taken the annual subscription to Unacademy Plus, only for you. Go and attend all the live lectures you want. So that in the fifth episode we break that character... ..that we've developed all the four episodes. I cannot do it anymore. I cannot concentrate, I cannot sit for six hours straight like you guys. And then we give him this one monologue, and then the camera stays on him. Parents might take a wrong decision... ...but their intentions are never wrong. No ionic compound is completely ionic. And no covalent compound is completely covalent. There's a girl who is always quiet in the class. And when marks are declared.. ..she's always rank one and two. I always revise my periodic table before lunch and after dinner. That's great! Very nice! She's a little bundle of crazy. 'Where did you go, potato?' 'I was sleeping in monkey's hut.' 'Monkey kicked me and I was crying.' 'I was crying and sleeping.' In the very beginning, she took a little bit of time.. ..to get into the character. Even if you are caught by a policeman... ..watching porn.. then too Jeetu Bhaiya will come to your rescue. But eventually once she started shooting.. ..she became Meenal. She became wild. She became crazy. A stuff like 'hello, friends'. Hello, friends. It was the lines that she brought herself. No, don't study. Jeetu Bhaiya has asked us to relax. So just relax. Oh, yes. Hands up. Give me all your money. Give me all your money. Maths was always strong. It was Biology that was weak. But papa is IITian so I am going into medical. Not only IIT but they also prepare students for.. ..NIT, NEET and AIPMT. So that character is being represented by. So you were in? Shivangi. I am a 'girl' not a 'woman'. If I had to bet who is going to be selected finally.. ..then it's Shivangi, according to me. And she will definitely be selected. We've worked with Ahsaas in past. She has a space that she always breaks. She always brings something new to her character. She's an actor of a different flare altogether. Move. Move. With that whole sweetness.. ..we somewhere deep inside knew that Revathi is it. Oh my God! She's such a magician. Listen. He got in. I am happy for him. And he isn't my hero. She was exactly what we needed. Exactly what the script demanded. I've prepared everything. Tomorrow is my exam and I am not even scared. So, Vartika and Vaibhav are average type of students who are studying hard. They knew few things and few they do not. So, we tried to fill in like all kinds of people. Every type of student. We wanted to show the universe of that place. Jeetu Bhaiya is an organic choice. Character like him will solve the problem. Not just academic problem.. ..that you face in life. But also the mental issues that you face. He will solve all those. Yes, there's a loss. People do not understand that. Children leave Kota in two years. Kota can never leave students for years and years. Teachers today in Kota and even back in our times ..motivate a lot. They used to guide you. Vaibhav Pandey. - Yes, sir. Do you enjoy begging? Don't beg. If you want something work hard. And snatch away. We wanted to show Jeetu as the new age Gandalf. What did I say? Jeetu sir can never be wrong in physics. Jitendra Kumar was our obvious choice. And I don't think anyone else.. ..could have done it better than him. Did you solve this? Jeetu does so much with his eyes.. ..that he gives three expressions in five frames. I am not shouting at you but waking up you. Sit down. With Jeetu's character we've tried something different. When he starts delivering his monologue.. ..or when he starts saying something.. ..we kept the camera on him so that audience feels.. ..that they are talking to Jeetu. Chatur never go to IIT but Rancho do. Haven't you seen 3 idiots? We were lucky to find like a fabulous secondary cast also. Aunt asked my date and time of birth. Don't just look at the food in mess. Quietly pick up a piece of flatbread.. ..dip in anything in the plate and eat. Do you have a girlfriend? No, right? I am not surprised. Sit down. If you don't know this excpetion, then what you studied till date. Deepak, the guy who runs Prodigy classes.. ..is our Associate Producer of the show. You all are genius students. He's not an actor. Look, you'll get selected there as well as here. But here, you will be the topper. You will get a prize. Casting a non-actor is a big deal and it is.. ..frowned upon, but not at TVF. And that was one of the greatest things that we do. We are the 'Kachori' (fritters) shop right now. And this is the scene where the kids realize that.. ..it is a faculty that makes kids understand a subject. Sir, rules can't be broken in science. Who told you that? What have you studied till date? Do this. Go home and tell mom that you can't crack IIT. Inorganic Chemistry means exception. And it's the third episode's credit roll scene. So this scene sets the rest of the episode. These aren't just wrappers, but my trophies. My fourth chocolate problem. There are some general tips and tricks.. ..to crack exams in Kota factory. They may not be true for like everybody.. ..but most of the students will learn a method from it. And those who won't learn will go to their respective.. ..teacher and discuss with him what may work for them. Even if you leave 60% syllabus.. ..you still have a chance to get admission in IIT. Third episode, don't read inorganic chemistry.. ..that is specific to Vaibhav. So many students loved physics.. ..because it is in small minority. I think inorganic chemistry will be somebody's favourite. They teach Dalton's & Bohr's model.. which was very annoying for me too.. ..when I was in 11th, 12th and 13th. I changed 3 teachers. Changed teaching strategies, but what is the end result? Same! The rant was one of the most crucial scenes.. ..that demanded attention. Problem is not in the teacher.. ..but in this stupid subject. Learn from Maths.. All digits from 0 to 9 are fixed. Because it was written in the way that it is seamless rant.. ..which is going on in multiple places. But still with the same notion. And the same emotion which Vaibhav had to do. This stupid subject. It's nonsense and boring subject. The start and end was still fine but.. ..in the middle when I wanted him to exactly.. ..do something which I guess.. ..had shot three or five days back. It was not even back to back. Hey, bro, how's.. Get lost. Go. Listen. Four different days, four different costumes. And four different locations. But the energy level had to be the same. There are so many models of a single atom. Every atom acts and reacts as it likes. Anything can happen. Chemistry is not a subject but subjective. So, we shot the last chunk where he meets Jeetu Bhaiya.. ..on the first day. Shot 5 and 6. Take 1. So, to get into the zone he used to stick a pen.. ..in his mouth and just go like this.. And take his lines with full gust of energy. Roll cameras. Rolling. On the edit it's a simple cut. Match cut. We did that. When we shift from one place to the other.. ..there's simple match cut. I wasn't so confused watching Inception.. ..as I am with this exception. Every atom acts and reacts as it likes. The intensity that is shown in the beginning. It grows and grows and grows. By the time he reaches Jeetu Bhaiya's house. Changed three teaches. and strategies of studying. But what's the end result? Same! He wasn't stopping, Jeetu Bhaiya. That's why I brought him to you. You are right. Problem is not with the teachers.. ..but with the subject. Which class did you get into? A3. Ahh. And A3 batch has 80% probability.. ..of getting selected in JEE. Every year thousands of students take such calls in Kota. I just appeared to pass time. They are exploring from one shop to another shop. Keep taking risk. Then why did you give the exam? Just to check where I stand. They are ready for this diversion just so that they can have one percent more chance... ...that they will crack IIT-JEE. They will do everything under their control. So we've to understand that it was completely new for Vaibhav as well... ...he doesn't know either. Everything is settled here and he is leaving. What happened? Did you decide? And obviously its difficult, that's why it needs to be done. Goodbyes are tough. To shoot, to implement. The shot where Vaibhav is leaving and Vartika enters... If our camera is placed here, there is an easy-150 people just around the camera. Vaibhav. And we had to shoot the whole area. We wanted a wide angle of it. In which you can see both of them standing alone... ...and Vartika entering. But the area where we were shooting... ...was Kota's most crowded area. Raghav wanted the lane to be empty, but he wanted the shops to remain open. We needed silence, and controlling 150 people is not easy. Please cooperate with us. Let us complete the shooting peacefully. Please don't take videos from your phones. I went to Mr.Mehboob. I said I think this shoot can't happen. I can't do this. This is impossible. We had a problem on our hands, and no solution of any kind. Then suddenly we came up with the idea that people want to see the shoot... ...then let's show them one. Let's show them a fake shoot. Go... Action! My production manager, few members of my crew... ...one of them posed as the cameraman. The camera is turned off. It doesn't have any batteries either. This way...this way... Get the people back. This is not a joke. They were trying to show that this is the main shoot happening... ...so all the people ran towards them. And luckily because of that we could shoot in peace. Vaibhav. Because it was the climax. It was very important for us to get the sound, the dialogue... ...and to actually do it as calm and composed as we can. We didn't want to rush it because this is their final scene. What happened? Is everything alright? Even for the actors, they had to give their best... ...because it's an emotional scene,.. ..it requires more efforts for them to pull off. - What about the rest? - I'll use it on my hair. Ewww...yuck! All the teams got together and we executed it in one night. Believe it or not, but the entire climax was shot in one night. What was written made a complete circle. Right from the first scene... ...to the last scene in the 5th episode which ends in the same manner. When Vaibhav comes to Kota there's that individual shot of him on a rickshaw. He's on the right hand side of frame. The same shot repeated when Uday is taking him to his new PG. He is again on the right hand side of frame. When the Vaibhav enters the world of Kota, we've used the track called ""the Gentlemen"". Different version of 'The Gentlemen' which we used in the first episode. We needed to show that Vaibhav is coming of age. And he's kind of grown up, and mature now. The actual sounds, the ambience...we've used that. On playing the same music what happens is... ...your subconscious understands a lot of things... ...that your conscious brain does not understand. So while executing, this is how we made a narrative circle in the episode... ...and in the show. In a nutshell, from a series like Kota Factory, in my opinion... I would like to use words quoted by Mr. APJ Abdul Kalam. ""Small dream is a big crime."" Prepare for IIT only because it is tough. It's very difficult. Easy exams or target which you think you can ace without any personal growth. Don't even waste your time on it. Not worth it.", मैं कोटा जब पहली बार यह शब्द सुनते हैं तो आपके दिमाग में आता है वह मेडिकल और इंजीनियरिंग के डिप्रेशन की दुनिया एंड गिव दुनियां तो मैंने खुद ने पुलिस ने Bigg Boss कोटा इज माय होम टाउन सौरभ खन्ना क्रिएटिव दश लो ही वेंट टो कोडिफाइड इंप्रेशन सौरभ खन्ना क्लास में पढ़ा ही नहीं है उसमें तो पढ़ाया भी है इफेक्ट 50% टीवी एप्स को टीम मेंबर्स व्हो वेंट टो कोडिफाई डिप्रेशन यह कहानी टीवीएफ के अंदर वशीभूत हो तो कोटा के इकोनॉमिक्स और इमोशंस दोनों में ही सिर्फ पढ़ाई है तो वेडिंग वह कैप्चर होना बहुत जरूरी तक एंड व्हेन इट मींस केम इनटू फोर्स विद थे आइडिया है वह डू समथिंग आराम कोटा खत्म और सॉफ्ट एक्सप्लेन रेंजरों के मैं भी दिस इज द टाइम व्हेन विशिष्ट तेजस्वी दबी ऑलवेज वांट टो टेल ऊ [संगीत] ए वुडन स्पेसिफिक यस माहेश्वरी क्लास है संभवत प्रीति जिंटा कन्वर्ट इनटू योर टाइम ओं अंडरस्टैंडिंग राशिफल ट्राइड एंड फेल्ड टो गिव विमेन अपीलिंग हाउ टू कन्वेंस माय डिपार्टमेंट हेड ओवर की कुछ और करना है टीवीएस जो पहले से बनाया था या उससे कुछ अलग करना है अच्छा चीज को इस लग रहा है तो वह यूनिवर्सेली एक्सेप्टेड है हम जस्ट अर्नेस्ट अगला द पीपल अंडरस्टूड व्हाट द ब्लैक एंड व्हाइट अश्लील कमेंट आईटी थिस टाइम एवरीवन लाइट्स कैमरा एक्सपेरिमेंट ओं यहां पर निकम्मी इसबगोल डिसीजन आफ वेस्ट मैक्रम इंडिया में इससे पहले कभी कुछ हुआ ही नहीं था [संगीत] में बनवा दूं स्क्रिप्ट एंड वे विल डिसकस इन बिहार विद राइडर्स द सिटी आईएस अलसो कैरक्टर एंड सर इट्स वन फोर पीपल ऑलरेडी बीन कोटा ओनली वन एंड हाफ इंच बैक साइड दो दिन से लगातार मांग रहा आज मम्मी से बात नहीं करना तो ब्रेकअप हुआ था बट अट थे सेम टाइम उन्हें ढूंढ लुट डोंट नो एनीथिंग अबाउट quora अ [संगीत] कि कैसे बच्चे रहते हैं हॉस्टल कल्चर का एड्रेस क्या है इसमें ना तुम फाइल पानी सब्जी दही जो भी ना इसमें रख सकते हो उन्होंने सार्वजनिक बना दिया इसको हम यह सब थोड़ा कैप्चर करने की कोशिश की हाऊस दैट सिटी फ्रॉम एनी दर सिटीज इन इंडिया में बीएफ सबसे कोटा में हमको हाउ टो फैक्ट्री नहीं शहर हुआ करता था और टो अलग करके इलेक्ट्रॉनिक जिससे कि कोई भी पहली बार गया पूरा शहर घूमेगा डाउनटाइम कोटा में बड़े स्टूडेंट्स को लगता है कि वह पढ़ रहे हैं सिर्फ दारूबक्श अरविंद को टावर में भी फीचर पर नहीं जो लोग रह रहे हैं वह लोग कभी यह कोटा पर प्रेस करते है कॉस्टिंग भी और टो अवॉइड एक्सट्रीमली डिफिकल्ट है कि भारत का एक ऐसी जगह है जहां सैमसंग का है Nokia रंगों वाला है और इंटरेस्ट यहां पर आईआईटी दिखाते हैं आईआईटी में पीते हैं आया कि नहीं पहनते हैं ए ग्रेट एंगर ओं कि पाए ओनरशिप ऑब्जर्व्ड लाइटर अमिताभ बच्चन सर 2ND ईयर टो ऑल आफ सुड्ढें इंस्पेक्शन एलिमेंट आफ सरप्राइज और मुझे इस बात की बहुत खुशी है सो हार्ड टो फाइंड जो एंड रिक्वेस्ट दीपक कुमार मिश्रा टू द सेल्फ आई ड्रॉप बैक प्लेट क्राय एंड फ्रॉम समथिंग बेल आइकॉन इट वेल मिश्रा जी यह क्या करेंगे इसके अंदर तो मैंने अपनी तरफ से तो यह मैंने यह लिखा है आपको बता दूं MP3 गण अजय को कि कैसे सुधरे से एक लाइन है कि यार थोड़ा पढ़ लो जो ऑटो में बाहर चलते थे बॉयज अरे वो उंघते थोड़े हल्के के गांव के बच्चों का खुलासा नहीं बोलूंगा हजारों का करते हैं चुनाव दशमी हार्ड विपणन बोर्ड टुडे स्विफ्ट शूट ट्विस्ट ऑटोमेटिकली अर्जुन देव मिश्रा जी दौरान अधिक है कि ऑटोवाला टॉफी रेफर करता क्रिएटिव क्लाउड कंप्यूटिंग त्रिशूल थे वाकिंग मोर डिफिकल्ट फॉर एक्टिव स्पेसिफिक और स्पीड इंसुलिन आफ क्विट वेरी रियल एंड ट्रू ठाट व्हेयरवर योर लोकेशन विद प्रोसेस कोई नोटिफिकेशन लुट 100 मिश्रा जी ई एम टेकिंग हिस डॉयलॉग्स एंड बेलरी कैंट सी ऐड करेंगे मिश्रा जी टू राइट बट नॉट गिविंग स्पीच इन डिफरेंट टॉपिक्स रोड वीर वीर वीर वीर वीर वीर [संगीत] शैव दिस प्रॉब्लम नहीं है ऑन करो लुट इस सेटिंग बिटवीन पापा एंड वैभव सीक्वेंस यॉर्क पॉइंट जब स्किन चेंज द लैंग्वेज ऑफ द डे [संगीत] नेहरू की 49वीं श्री राघवेंद्र तिवारी बड़ी तहसील उदयपुर इनटू बेड एंड ब्रदर्स एंड फाइनली Bigg Boss रुपौली सॉफ्ट और [संगीत] कि पार्टी वियर हैवी एयरक्राफ्ट यू कीप और कास्टिंग ए पैट्रोल एंड आईएस ट्रू कैरक्टर नॉट बीन रिटन एस पॉसिबल हो हुआ है कि विहीन लौकी टू फाइंड विजिटर्स एंड हैव अ और [संगीत] वैभव नॉर्मल साल्ट ईयर टू सिटी का ऐसा भोला भला बंदा जिसने दुनिया नहीं देखिए तो ऑडिशन हम लेते रहे लेते रहे लेते रहे लेकिन बात बन नहीं पा रही थी कटिंग से आया था कि मजबूर मोरे करके बंदर मिलों से उसने भी टोटल मुमकिन थी जिसमें व्हाइट हाउस ने आईटी डिफरेंटली किया था तुझे उसे मुझे वह अपना रुख दिखाया और जिस तरीके से व है तो फिर में को और कॉन्फिडेंस आया है कि एक कंफ्यूज सहायक डायरेक्टर उसको दिखाना था हो तो वैभव के चेहरे पर काफी काफी टाइम तक स्टे हमने करना था तभी खोज मेन कैरेक्टर द स्टोरी बॉथरूम हॉट सींस क्लीनिंग चूर्ण म्यूजिक इन मोस्ट केसेस व्वे फींस हविस गेट इनटू थे सिचुएशन वास प्रेजेंटेड टो अवॉइड अनवांटेड एयरप्लेन वेस्ट कंप्लशन मौजूद थे टाइम ई कि यह जो अ हनुमान है यह हमारे राइटर अभिषेक यादव की एक आदत है और यह साइड्स की आदत या बहन ट्रिक तो यह इसकी हमने काफी तरीके ढूंढ वैभव ने भी इसको करने की कोशिश करी काफी यह ग्रह देखें पर यह होता है तभी जब आप बहुत ज्यादा टाइम यह सवाल परेशान रहते हैं लेकिन भाई कैसे होगा कैसे होगा तो अपने आप पहन घूमने लगता है किसी स्पीड स्कूल वह बस हल्का सा प्रेशर हॉर्न इन गुम जाता है वह तो वह ड्यूटेबल है [संगीत] कर दो कर दो कि मीना एक ऐसा कैरेक्टर था कि हम पहले ब्लैक होंगे लिखना चाहते थे और मैं मीना प्रोड्यूस G5 हमारे से बहुत सारे दोस्त रहे हैं कि अच्छी तो आप के हाथों को ज्यादा है मृत्यु हो गई भाई साहब है तो मीना लिखना था कि हमारी आसान था कि दिमाग में काफी क्लियर था कि मीरा बहुत-बहुत ढेर लगे मीरा राइडर्स ने वॉरियर्स अपॉइंट व्यू लाइव कैम रंजन लेग उसे बोला कि भाई खुद ऑडिशन करके भेज उसने फोन को ऐसे बेड के पास रखकर उसका ऑडिशन दिया है अ कि मैं एक बड़े गैरेज स्मॉलर अ क्वेश्चन मतलब वह थोड़ा सा चंचल है [संगीत] वह जल्दी से जल्दी चला जाता है लाइक ही स्प्रिंकल्ड क्लियर एंड [संगीत] उदय ही ऐसा बंदा जो थोड़ा ओवरराईट कर रहे हैं ठीक है का मतलब है कि अब तक को देखोगे तो काफी रियलिस्टिक सी अलग एक्टिंग कर रहे हैं और मतलब वह शांत से हैं लेकिन पूरे भाई जो यह वह अपने फोन में रहते हैं चाहे बात कि शिवांगी ए ट्यूब उदय को डेवलप ऐसा करने से पिज़्ज़ा ब्रेड और इसको कुछ पर नहीं पड़ता है कुछ भी चल रहा है कि कल झूठ शक्ल से दिल से नहीं अनअकैडमी क्लास का एनुअल सब्सक्रिप्शन ले लिया है तेरे लिए जा अटेंड यह चला इलेक्ट्रॉनिक कर सकता है प्रोडक्ट इन द फर्स्ट एपिसोड भी ब्रेक डायरेक्टर्स हैव डेवलप्ड फॉर द फुल एपिसोड नहीं यार मुझसे है यह वास्तव में कांटेक्ट नहीं बैठ पाता तुम लोगों की तरह चेक घंटे एंड दैनिक एवं दुश्मन मोरल एंड 200 नंबर का डिसीजन शायद गलत हो सकती है के जूनियर कभी गलत नहीं सोचता ए [संगीत] न्यू एंड इट्स कंपाउंड्स कंप्लीट रॉ निष्कंप इंप्रूवमेंट कि एक लड़की क्लास में पूरा चुप शांत रहती है और वह जब मार्क्स आते हैं हम देखते रहेंगे तो रैंक वाइब्रेंट होती है ना इंग्लैंड से पहले और डिनर के पास अपनी मेज़ करती है और अच्छी बात है वेरी नाइस रिव्युस रुडोल्फ क्रेज़ी कहां गए थे बंदर की झोपड़ी में सो रहे थे बंदर ने लात मारा रो रहे थे रोहित थे सूर्य देव वेरी बिग गेम शुरू कर दो ए साइंटिफिक किया था तो फिर मजा लेते हैं बट ऐवेंंचुअली वन सिस्टम शूटिंग शे बैकेम मीनल सिफिक्साईम व्हाईल शे बैकेम प्रेसिडेंट स्ट्रैट लाइन हेलो फ्रेंड्स हेलो फ्रेंड सबस्क्राइब और शेयर करना [संगीत] न भूलें तो पापा मेडिकल प्रोफेशन होती है और और यह होती है कि शिवांगी फाइनली डेफिनेटली तो मेरे साथ शिवांगी डेफिनेटली सब्सक्राइब कर चुके हैं सब्सक्राइब जो भिक्षु ब्रेक करते शे ऑलवेज ब्रिंग समथिंग न्यू टू कैरक्टर्स [संगीत] ओं थिस इवन आफ्टर ऑफ डिफेंस प्लेयर ओल्ड याद और अ कि पायलट का दाना [संगीत] बुड्ढे ऑल स्वीटनेस विशंभर डीप इंसाइड यू एंड रिमेंबर थिस 8 एप कि उसका हो गया का अंकुरण कहते हैं इसी विजय क्लीन धनुषकोडी सब्सक्राइब कर लें एग्जाम में मुझे डर भी लग रहा है है तो कहीं ना कहीं वर्तिका और वैभव यह जो एवरेस्ट टाइप के भी जो फाइट कर रहे हैं कुछ चीजें आती है कुछ चीजें नहीं आती हैं तो मिट्ठू फिल्म लाइक और पॉसिबल काइंड ऑफ़ बल टाइप का स्टूडेंट वहां का यूनिवर्स दिखाना चाहते थे थे और [संगीत] जीतू एक वैज्ञानिक सिचुएशन उनकी जैसा करेक्टर जो आपकी प्रॉब्लम सॉल्व करेगा प्रॉब्लम सिर्फ एकेडमी प्रॉब्लम नहीं तो आप लाइफ में पीसकर मैं मेंटल इश्यूज आफ थिस करो उनको सॉल्व करेगा नुकसान है इससे हो कि बच्चे दोस्तों ओट्स निकल जाते हैं हल्का सा मतलब बच्चों नहीं चलता कोटा में आज भी टीचर हमारे टाइम पर भेजो बहुत मोटिवेट करते थे जो आपको गाइड कर पाते थे वैभव पांडे जी सर बेईमान ज्यादा हो जाता है देख भी तो भागवत कुछ चाहिए तो मेहनत कर और लैंग्वेज डैंड्रफ हमें दिखाना था Jio 4G तू सब गलत नहीं हो सकते हैं जितेंद्र कुमार वॉइस और ऑफिस चॉइस एंड थिंक एनी वन एल्स कोड वहम है और जीतू अपने आंखों के साथ इतना कुछ कर देता है कि पांच प्रेम में तीन क्वेश्चन देता है डाल जगहों के कैरेक्टर के साथ यह किया है कि जब वह अपना चार्ट करता है यह अपना कोई बात करता है सब्सक्राइब करें कि वह से बात करने में जाते हैं शीघ्र ही ना हो [संगीत] ई विल नॉट डिफाइंड लाइफ तांबूल सेकेंडरी कोर्स आल्सो पार्टी ने बातों बातों पर मेरे डेट एंड टाइम पर दो कि मिट्टी खाने की तरफ देखो मत चुपचाप रोटी उठाओ जो मिले वह लगाओ और खाना है और सुनाओ कि विपक्ष दगे जुडी रुनक पॉलिसी क्लास इस और असोसिएट प्रोड्यूसर और दिशाओं डुब डुब कि इस नोट मास्टर या तिलक वहां पर भी तैयार की कटिंग अननोन डोर subscribe बटन दबा दो अजय को [संगीत] MP3 [संगीत] के विरुद्ध चोरी सॉफ्ट लव एक्जिस्ट्स इन थे जनरल मैनेजर आफ माइनॉरिटी स्टूडेंट्स मेक किड्स अंडरस्टैंड ऑल सब्जेक्ट कि प्रसव साइंस में रोल थोड़ी आपको सकता है यह किसने कहा तुमसे है ए मेरे वतन के लोगों अजय को तो क्या हुआ जैसे कि मिश्री बांटा गया हुआ था एंड ब्रॉड एपिसोड्स पेट्रोल सींस और हंद्स्फ्री रेस्ट अपी एपिसोड 530 ट्रॉफी है मेरा चौथा 64 प्रॉब्लम वोटर फैक्ट्री में सिगरेट करने की कुछ जनरल टिप्स एंड ट्रिक्स है बे नॉटेड फॉर लाइफ बट मोस्ट आफ थे स्टूडेंट्स को से एक तरीका मिलेगा और जिनको नहीं मिलेगा वह जाकर अपने रिस्पेक्टिव टीचर से बेस्ट डिस्कस कर सकते हैं व्हाट में वर्क फॉर थे अमोंट 60% से को छोड़ दिया तो भी चांदी की टीम हो जाए थर्ड एपिसोड जैसे इनऑर्गेनिक केमिस्ट्री में पढ़ो दैट इफेक्टिव है बहुत सारे स्टूडेंट को फिजिक्स वगैरह सब प्यार गाकर बहुत छोटी माइनारटीज हैव फेल्ट इन ऑर्गेनिक केमेस्ट्री किसी की फेवरेट फेवरेट होगी इंसाइड मे को की जो उसमें वह लाइन है कि पहले यह मॉडल बढ़ाते हैं डिटेल्स फिर बोर्ड चढ़ाते हैं यह तो मतलब बहुत ही ज्यादा अननोन था मेरे लिए जब मैं कुछ 11124 थर्टीन जब में था थी में पड़ने की स्थिति बदतर आर्थिक संकट पैदा अंदर रेंस व्वे द मोस्ट क्रुशल सिंगर डिमांड अटेंशन प्रॉब्लम नहीं इस अवसर पर उपस्थित थे है कि Bigg Boss टूरिस्ट इनफॉरमेशन वेदर इट्स प्लेस इन थिस प्लैनेट विच वास गोइंग ओं इन मल्टीप्ल इश्यूज बट विद थे सेम क्वेश्चन एंड डिसेमिनेशन विच व्हेन हे टुक ए कि अ स्टैंडस्टिल फाइन बट इन थे वॉटर इनटू बीइंग जायंटली डू समथिंग विच मीट्स यौवनो डीएक्टिवेट सुना और डिफरेंट फॉर डिफरेंट कॉस्टयूम एंड डिफरेंट लोकेशन एनर्जी लेवल से सब्जेक्ट तो विशुद्ध लास्ट अंक वेरी स्वीट जीतू भैया ऑल फोर्स डे सफेद सिक्स पैक वन टू गेट इनटू र ओन हिस्ट्री आफ पेनिस माउथ एंड मॉनिटरिंग स्कूल दोस्तों फ्लैनरी fluid में इन सिंपल एक कट बोलते मैच कट वह किया है एक जगह से दूसरे जगह पर जाते हैं तो सिंपल मेथड होता एप्लीकेशन देख कर थोड़ा कंफ्यूज माता का चित्र एक्सप्लेन कर दिया और अपनी वर्दी साईट और यह करता है या स्टार्टिंग में इतना इंटेंसिटी यह क्रॉस एंड्रोजन ग्रूव्स बाय द टाइम ही नीचे ड्यू टो भैया रिसर्च मोड को बंद करें क्वेश्चन मैं भी तो जानू की इच्छा के पास आया यह तो ठीक है की प्रॉब्लम टीचर में नहीं सब्जेक्ट में आ [संगीत] मैं तेरा दुश्मन हुआ पितृ और वहां के इतनी अच्छी पश्चिम प्रोबेबली ड्यू टो एवरी ईयर थाउजेंड्स आफ स्टूडेंट्स को सबस्क्राइब देखने के लिए कि सूट करता है वन पर सेंट विल आईटी बे विड्रॉन इट्स स्टैंड की नियुक्ति ही नहीं आऊंगा उसको भी यहां पर सब सेट कर दो [संगीत] है और ऑफिस की ओर डिफिकल्ट है बैक साइड नीड्स टो बे डन ओं ए गुड बाय इस और टॉर्क त्रिशूल लुट 12 सॉफ्टवेयर वैभव लिविंग एंड वर्तिका Android यह कैमरा प्ले लिस्ट पर धुंध से ज़िफ लार्जेस्ट और राउंड कैंप में [संगीत] के लिए बिहार टिशु धोलेरिया वांट टो अवॉइड आफ सैटर्न विच कैन सी बोतल दिन स्टैंडिंग अलोन नोटिफिकेशन ट्रिक और जिस एरिया में हम शूट कर रहे थे वह कोटा का सबसे क्राउडेड एरिया है अपने प्राणों को चाहिए था कि गली के लिए एकदम कम दुकानें खुली है मैं इंग्लिश साइलेंस एंड कंट्रोल 150 पुलिस नोटिज़ी है कि यह हादसा हुआ मैं सुरक्षित और शांतिपूर्ण ढंग से अपने कुंठित हम है वन टू महबूब महबूब जी ऐड महबूब जी अर्थ इंग्लिश व्हाट्सएप लाइट कंडीशन पॉसिबल प्रॉब्लम तो थी और सलूशन समझ में नहीं आ रहा था फिर एकदम से एक साइड क्लिक हुआ कि लोगों को सूट देखना ना तुमको शूट दिखाते हैं उनको बेकसूर दिखाता है कि कि मेरी प्रोडक्शन मैनेजर हमारी शुरू के दो-तीन लोग उसमें एक बंदा कैमरामैन बन गया बंद है कैमरा उसमें बैटरी भी नहीं है अजय को ज्यादा पतला - क्विट ट्राईंग टो शोल्डर विद थम इंसटिड आफ डूइंग सो विल राइट वर्ड फ्रॉम कैपिटल नकली विडियो शूटिंग पीस लें कर दो के विरुद्ध क्लाइमैक्स वेरी इंपॉर्टेंट पोस्टेड इन दिशाओं डायलॉग इंट्रोडक्शन टू इट इज कमिंग कंपोज एप्लीकेशन 512 राशि डेट फाइनल सीन फॉर थे मोस्ट आफ उस क्या हुआ सब ठीक है ना अध्यक्ष प्रदीप हाउ टो गिव द बेस्ट बिकॉज चाहिए मोशन सिगरेट रिक्वायर्स मोर अबाउट फूड एंड फुल आफ ऊ का मुद्दा कि बाकी दिन का क्या करोगी बालों पर लगा लें ठीक मिश्रा की टीम लौट गया दौरान डेविड टर्न ओन लाइफ एंड डेथ टोल क्लाइंब्स ओं अजय को कि जो लिखा हुआ था वहीं कंपनी सफल बनाता था जिस तरह से अपना पहला सीन है उसी तरह के माहौल में व्रत एपिसोड का लास्ट सीन एंड होता है वैभव कम्स टू कोटा वेस्ट इंडिविजुअल्स टो प्रेम निरीक्षक ही सुंदर राइट इंसाइड आफ प्रेम स्क्रीनशॉट रिपीटेड वेस्ट इन हिंदुइज्म यूपी जी बगैर मंदिर आइडल्स आफ समुद्र में और वैभव एंटर थे वर्ल्ड आफ कोटा व्यूस जैंटलमैन है [संगीत] कि अब डिफरेंट रोशन ऑफ द सेंटर इन थ्री ईयर्स इन थे फॉरेस्ट ऑफिसर वी नीड टू शो द का वैभव इस कमिंग आफ एज एंड इनसाइनिफिकेंट ऑफिस में चहु ओर हैं अक्षर एल जोंस रहते हैं एंबिएंस रहता है बस वह प्ले किया है से म्यूजिक बजाने से क्या होता है यह सब को निशान डिस्टेंस ए लोट आफ थिंग्स अरे क्वांटिटी प्रिंटर नॉट अंडरस्टैंड तो एग्जीक्यूशन वास जिस हाउ वी मेक इट सर्कुलर हिंदी एपिसोड एंड लीडरशिप है कि इन अश्लील फ्रॉम सिटीज लाइक वॉटर फैक्ट्री अगर मैं बोलूं तो एपीजे अब्दुल कलाम के पक्ष में बोलना चाहूंगा कि स्माल ड्रीम सब्सक्राइब आईआईटी की तैयारी फैसले करो क्योंकि फिर वह बहुत डिफिकल्ट होता है हाउ टो टाइम जो तुम्हें लगता है छोटा-मोटा कोई भी टारगेट लाइफ में जो तुम्हें लगता है कि तुम बिना गुरु की अचीव कर लोगे डोंट इवन फॉर दैट नॉट वरशिप्ड ओं कि अ [संगीत] s9Vz368GNnA,TVF Shots - असली मर्द | Ep 04,2018-12-08T11:35:01Z,PT4M35S,2003745,83393,2455,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Vz368GNnA," Listen, bro? Can you get the door if someone comes? I'm just going to brush and stuff. What? - If someone comes... - I don't have cucumbers in my ears. I heard you. You're going to brush your teeth? - Yeah... - Are you insane? Does a lion brush? Son, a real man is the one who just wakes up and walks out of the house. - But, a bath...? - Are you a wuss ? - You want to have a shower? - Yeah... A real man just sprays deo and stinks. If you shower today, you'll wash your face, you'll shampoo, then conditioner, then a scrub and face mask. Then a cleanser, toner, moisturizer, exfoliater and then makeup! Then you'll wear a new bra and go to a snack bar and flirt then you'll slurp and ask for spicier Pani puri Then you'll have tamarind and pickle. Then you'll say you missed a period, then you'll ask for a pregnancy test. Do you want to do it? No. - I just need to use the loo, bro. - Girls use the loo! A real man shits... - Come on, let's shit together. - Okay. - Hey, drop me to the office. - Yeah, hop on. Behind? - A real man never sits behind someone! - Then ride the bike. Have you lost your mind? A real man doesn't even ride someone's bike. Why are you holding the handle and riding? A real man rides without holding the handle! So, Coffee tonight? Yeah, I guess. What plans were you making with the girl? A real man is the one who has fun with a man. Understood? Come let's drink coffee A real man drinks beer. Beer! Understood? Are you drinking beer? Drink pee then. A real man drinks whiskey. Whiskey! Uncle, you've been drinking whiskey ever since you've lost your wife. Be a real man. A real man smokes weed! With a chillam! Don't try to act over smart with me. Look at this, will ya! Drinking cheap crap. You might as well eat spinach and become Popeye! A real man eats opium. Anyone can stay alive. A real man is the one who dies without thinking. Jackass!", है अबे वीडियो को देखने जा रहे हो असली मर्द बैल आइकॉन दब जाता है [संगीत] कर दो ए सीरीज आफ शॉर्ट टर्म कि हर सुनावाई अल्टीमेट देखने ब्रश करके रोटी यहां पर एक घंटी बज गई तो मैं कान में हीरा नहीं है सुना यार मुझे बस करने वाला तो पागल हो गया है क्या करता है लाइक और सब्सक्राइब करें थैंक यू मैं कल नहीं आ हां भाई टॉयलेट पुण्यतिथि आ जाती है टॉयलेट असली मर्द तक अतिरिक्त कि अ [संगीत] कर दो ए रुक बजाओ आधे बैठना पीछे सदस्य श्रीमती इसी के पीछे नहीं रहते तो चला ले बाइक क्या भावना अब असली मर्द किसी गाड़ी चलाते हैं है अरे इंडियन पकड़ के चला रहा है असली मालपुआ है बिना एंड सो ओं मैं आज रात को फिरे सकते हैं आज के दिन हर लेडिस के साथ है कैसे बना हुआ था खुर्रम और बहुत ही मस्त से मजे लेता है निंजा चुटकुला था कि है दाईं है बंगाली साफ्ट ड्रिंक पी रहा श्रीमद बीजेपी से बीयर बीयर पी रहे भूत पी लो हम असली मर्द व्हिस्की व्हिस्की [संगीत] चाहा तब से विधवा से व्हिस्की पीते हैं असली मर्द बनो मत क्योंकि जब गांव चिलम से जड़ चोरी मत करना ढक घास-फूस रह सकते असली मर्द अफीम की कि अ [संगीत] जो तुमको अच्छा आ से संबंधित कि रोहित [संगीत] अभिनेता ए [संगीत] अजय को [संगीत] मेरा [संगीत] टैब पेज पर पहले [संगीत] अच्छे हैं मैं नेट ऑफ [संगीत] कर दो [संगीत] कर दो को जिंदा तो कोई भी रह सकता है असली मर्द व है जो बिना सोचे मर जाए हैं अ की जरूरत से ज्यादा मतदान की जेवर देवरिया के अनुसार भारत सरकार द्वारा जनहित में जारी वीडियो अगर आपको वीडियो अच्छा लगा तो लाइक करो सब्सक्राइब डाउनलोड mJhLSxYTH4c,TVF's Celebrities in College: Arwind Kejriwal | Ep 01 Ft. Jitendra Kumar,2018-09-10T05:55:38Z,PT7M30S,7594007,299197,13506,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJhLSxYTH4c," Listen, Delhi- -Mechanical Engineering College's students! Let's all bunk our classes. Arwind, Anna Sir made you the class rep yesterday and now you want to bunk and break his trust in you? Yogender, don't try to make too much sense Manish,remove him from the Whatsapp group for tonight's party. Who are we? We're the common students of this nation. What do common students need? To see a few pretty girls... Pass our time at the canteen. Sip some tea... Eat some Cheese Maggi... Share a couple of memes of Radhika Apte... When do we do this if not now? Who's going to do all this, if we all go to class now? Come on now, let's go to Jantar Mantar... - Let's all go to Jantar Mantar! Hip!Hip! - Hurray! - Hip! Hip! - Hurray! Have you not added ginger in this tea? You're even corrupting the tea? Is this the tea you'll serve your family? Is this the tea you'll serve Dimple? Akhilesh dear, didn't you add ginger to the tea? I added ginger and the other things as well. Is It? Even my son says he's put everything in it. What do you mean by that? This common student is lying? Am I lying? You have no idea about the strength of the common student. They're very lazy! They'll break into your store. We'll sit right here till we get good tea. We'll be right here! Come on, everyone. Sit down! You found only my shop for all this? Let's begin! - Stars should be present in the sky! - Ginger should be present in the Chai! - Stars should be present in the sky! - Ginger should be present in the Chai! - French should be present in the fries! - Ginger should be present in the Chai! I have not sat behind a girl for three days now I haven't been feeling well because of that We have so many guys in mechanical but just 2 girls! There's such a long wait here that common students like us never get a chance! Hence, being the CR, I hereby pass the Odd-Even rule. On odd days only the odd roll number guys and on even days the even ones will sit behind girls. Okay? Where you going though? It's the 1st today and your roll number is 2. Is that so? I'll raise my voice against this then... I'll go talk to the admin. I'll fool around in the canteen and go. Hold on... What do mean you won't give me credit till I pay the prior dues? We're common students. A common student first pays his education loan after his placement and then treats his friends then pays his canteen dues last. I can't give it. Arwind sir! The student union president Modi has told me to stop all student credits. He says that he won't take it and neither will he let anyone else do so. That's the scam! Who's going to investigate all this? Who is? How will poor students like us survive? We're not rich, how will we survive? Come on, let's go and protest outside his class.... There's no use, Modi's gone to China on a student exchange program. Really? Can you check if he can get me a Chinese phone, one with monster speakers? I'll transfer money through the BHIM app Okay, I'll ask him.. Ask him... Find out Bro, girls are always won over by guitarists So we're there just for recharges, assignments and so they friendzone us? Arwind, listen to my poem... ""Every guy in the prospectus"" ""Every guy in the prospectus"" ""had a hot chick next to him"" He's got it on point! Till when should I keep filling your shampoo bottle in the name of good days? They keep saying we'll see good days, but what about good nights? What about good nights? Bro, should we try Tinder? Don't do that! I went on a date and spent 2500 bucks. I didn't even get to first base with that. Spent the night doing self service You don't worry, we'll head to girl's college close by and hit on girls. Yes, sir. However, to speak to those girls, we'll need a revolution (Kranti) in our group. We'll have it Listen, Kranti, Sonia, Mamta and Sushma... Even our common students' party is quite happening! There is no nepotism or opportunism in our parties We just have one rule in our party. 'Puff...puff...pass' But Rahul from the NRI quota says you don't even score your own weed Hold on! Are you talking about our teacher's son, Rahul? He's the naughtiest guy! He tells me to buy about 2 kgs of potatoes 'cause he's made a machine that takes in potatoes and gives out gold. I went to the market and bought potatoes. He made fries out of them all and ate it up himself. That's the guy he is! Last night, he smoked our stuff and fooled around. But everything is on the house at his party. We just need to bring cold drinks and ice. You just have to bring 2 rolling papers to our party. That's all you need. Getting permission for a night out from our LG is super difficult though... I'll talk to your local guardian. I've picked many fights with LG Listen to me students of Delhi College of Mechanical Engineering... I couldn't bring girls today... Hence, I am resigning from my post of being a CR. But I will be the president of the student union! I'll install Wifi in all the hostels around! All day. Just for porn and PUBG. Not for any other crap. And all the cameras in hostel corridors will be taken away. You can continue to have fun anywhere then! I'll pass the Ombudsman Bill. So we keep buddies around. Pass it... Manish, this is almost over. Roll more, please. But bro, we'll have to crush then... Do it then! Do it! When I would tell you I'd do it, you'd stop me and say you would! Now when I'm telling you to do it, you're saying you can't crush it! Do it if you have to! Do I look like a fool? Once there are ready made joints there won't be a place for you, Manish! Made my life hell these past two and a half minutes! Everyone's going nuts! I'm an idiot, am I? An animal? I enjoy rolling with my spit, you think? Am I nuts? Come out soon everyone, Amit is coming! I subscribed to his channel. He must be coming to thank me. Not Bhadana! Amit Shah is coming! Hide the stash! Hide the stash!", एक आम स्टूडेंट पहले बेल आइकन दबाता है फिर वीडियो देखता है आप भी बेल आइकन [संगीत] [संगीत] दबाइए चार चार बंदियों से बात कर कॉलेज ऑफ मैकेनिकल इंजीनियरिंग के छात्रों चलो मास बंग करते हैं अरे अरविंद कल ही तुझे अन्ना सर ने सीआर बनाया है अब तू बंग करके उन्हीं का विश्वास तोड़ेगा योगेंद्र जी ज्यादा सेंसिबल बातें करने की जरूरत नहीं है मनीष जी इनको शाम वाली पार्टी के ग्रुप से निकाल दीजिए हम कौन हैं हम इस देश के आम स्टूडेंट्स हैं आम स्टूडेंट को क्या चाहिए दो चार खूबसूरत लड़कियां दिख जाए कैंटीन में थोड़ी [ __ ] कर ले थोड़ी चाय पी ले चीज मैगी खा ले राधिका आपटे के दो चार मीम शेयर कर ले ये अब नहीं करेंगे तो कब करेंगे अब भी क्लास जाएंगे रोज क्लास जाएंगे तो कौन करेगा ये सब कौन करेगा चलो जंतर मंतर चलते हैं चलो सब लोग जंतर मंतर चलते हैं हिप िप हिप गुे हिप यादव जी चाय में अदरक नहीं डाली क्या चाय में भी घोटाले कर रखे हैं यह चाय पिलाएंगे आप अपनी बह बेटियों को ये चाय पिलाएंगे आप डिंपल को बज अखलेश अरे चाय में अ नहीं डले हो क्या अ नेता जी अदरक इलायची सब डाले थे ऐ हमारा लो सबले हैं क्या मतलब है आपका ये देश का आम्स ब्रेंट झूठ बोल रहा है क्या मैं झूठ बोल रहा हूं क्या आपको आर्म्स ब्रेंट की ताकत का अंदाजा नहीं है यह लोग बहुत आलसी है आपकी दुकान में घुस जाएंगे लोग यहीं बैठे रहेंगे जब तक अच्छी चाय नहीं मिलेगी सब लोग यही बैठे रहेंगे चलो रे बैठो नीचे हमारी दुकान में क्या शंख नाथ करते हैं तारे चाहिए स्काई में अदरक चाहिए चाय में रे चाहिए स्काई में अदरक चाहिए चा में फ्रेंच चाहिए फ्राइज में अदरक चाहिए चाय में भाई तीन दिन से लड़कियों के पीछे नहीं बैठा हूं तबीयत खराब सी लग रही थोड़ी एक तो केवल दो लड़क और लौंडे इतने भरे पड़े एक एक लड़की के पीछे इतना ट्रैफिक हो जाता है कि हम जैसे आम स्टूडेंट कोभ हरा सिगनल ही नहीं मिलता इसलिए सीआर होने के नाते ऑड इवन रूल पास करता हूं जिसके तहत ऑड डेज प सिर्फ ऑड रोल नंबर वाले और इवन डेज प सिर्फ इवन रोल नंबर वाले लड़कियों के पीछे बैठ सकेंगे ठीक है अरे लेकिन तू कहां जा रहा है आज एक तारीख है और तेरा रोल नंबर तो दो है अच्छा तो मैं इसके खिलाफ आवाज उठाऊंगा एडमिन जाके रोल नंबर चेंज कराता हूं बीच में कैंटीन में [ __ ] कर लूंगा एक मिनट एक मिनट क्या मतलब पिछला उधार चुका हो फिर नया उधार मिलेगा हम आम स्टूडेंट्स हैं एक आम स्टूडेंट प्लेसमेंट के बाद पहले एजुकेशन लोन चुका है फिर ट्रीट देता है फिर कैंटीन का उधार चुका है क्या बात कर रहे हैं आप अरे नहीं दे सकता अरविंद सर वो मोदी जी है ना स्टूडेंट यूनियन के प्रेसिडेंट उन्होंने सारा उधार बंद करवा दिया है कहते हैं ना उधार खाऊंगा ना खाने दूंगा अजी यही तो स्कैम है इसकी जांच कौन करेगा कौन करेगा इसकी जांच हम गरीब स्टूडेंट बिना उधार के कैसे जिएंगे हमारे पास मोटी रकम नहीं है हम कैसे जिएंगे चलो जी इसकी क्लास के बाहर जाके धरना देते हैं चलो रे चलो अरे कोई फायदा नहीं सर मोदी जी दो महीने के स्टूडेंट एक्सचेंज प्रोग्राम में चाइना गए हैं अच्छा हां उनसे पूछना जरा एक तेज लाउड स्पीकर वाला चाइनीज फोन लेके आएंगे कि मेरे लिए भी में आपसे पैसे ट्रांसफर करता हूं ठीक हैता पूछो पूछ प सारी उम्र हम मर मर के जी लिए एक पल तो हमें जीने दो जीने दो सारी उम्र हम मरर के लिएल तो भाई मैं बता रहा हूं लड़किया हमेशा गिटार बजाने वालो से ही पड़ती है तो हम स्टूडेंट क्या रिचार्ज कराने के लिए असाइनमेंट बनाने के लिए और फन करने अरविंद मेरी कविता सुन के प्रोस्पेक्टस में ह लड़के के अरे वाह कीजिए ना वाह वाह प्रोस्पेक्टस में लड़के के बगल में हट लड़की थी थी तो सही भाई और कब तक अच्छे दिन के नाम पर मैं तुम्हारी शैंपू की बोतल भरता रहूंगा कहते रहते हैं अच्छे दिन आएंगे अच्छे दिन आएंगे व्हाट अबाउट अच्छी रातें व्हाट अबाउट अच्छी रातें भाई सब टिंडर डाल के देखें क्या मत करना कभी गया था मैं डेट पर 00 का खर्चा हो गया फिर भी फर्स्ट बेस तक नहीं जाने दिया पूरी रात भर तीन चार बार स्म सेवा करनी पड़ी मुझे पर तू टेंशन मत ले हम पास वाले गर्ल्स कॉलेज में जाके महागठबंधन मनाएंगे लेकिन लड़कियों से बात करने के लिए हमें अपने ग्रुप में क्रांति लानी होगी लाएंगे सुनो क्रांति सुनो क्रांति सोनिया ममता सुषमा हम आम स्टूडेंट की पार्टी भी बहुत हैपनिंग होती है जी ना हमारी पार्टी में वंशवाद होता है ना अवसरवादी पार्टी में सिर्फ एक ही नियम होता है पफ पफ पास लेकिन वो एनआरआई कोटा वाला राहुल बोलता है कि तुम तो अपना माल स्कोर भी नहीं करते एक मिनट एक मिनट कौन वो मैडम जी का लड़का राहुल एक नंबर का बदमाश लड़का है बहुत बदमाशियां करता है मेरे को बोलता है केजरीवाल जी ढाई किलो आलू लाओ ऐसी मशीन बनाई है इधर से आलू डालूंगा उधर से सोना निकलेगा मैं गया जी मार्केट पौने किलो आलू लेके आया सारे आलू की चिप्स बना के खा गया ऐसा बदमाश लड़का है और कल रात को हमारा ही माल फूक कर सबको आंख मार रहा था बताओ पर उसकी पार्टी में सब कुछ ऑन द हाउस होता है हमें बस कोल्ड ड्रिंक्स और आइस क्यूब्स लेके जाना पड़ता है हमारी पार्टी में सिर्फ दो रोलिंग पेपर लेके आने होते हैं बस उसी में हो जाता है लेकिन नाइट आउटस की परमिशन तो नहीं मिलेगी ना एलजी लोकल गार्डियन से मैं बात कर लूंगा बहुत पंगे लिए एलजी से [संगीत] मैंने सुनो दिल्ली कॉलेज ऑफ मैकेनिकल इंजीनियर के लोगों आज मैं यहां बंदिया नहीं ला पाया इसलिए मैं अपने सीआर पद से इस्तीफा देता [संगीत] हूं लेकिन मैं स्टूडेंट यूनियन का प्रेसिडेंट बनूंगा प्रेसिडेंट बनते ही जितने भी हॉस्टल है सब में वाईफाई होगा पूरे दिन लेकिन पन और पबजी के लिए किसी और चीज के लिए नहीं और जितने भी हॉस्टल्स के कॉरिडोर्स में हर कॉर्नर में सीसीटीवी लगे हुए हैं वो सब हटवा दूंगा ताकि अपनी गांड मस्ती चालू रहे अपने रूम्स में लोगों को पालने के लिए लोकपाल बिल पास किया जाएगा पास [संगीत] करना अरे मनीष जी डबी तो खत्म हो गया और रोल करो ना ब्रो उसके लिए तो करना पड़ेगा तो कर ना तो कर जबसे हम कह रहे हैं कि हम करेंगे तो बोलता है कि मैं करूंगा हम जब कह रहे करो करो करो करो तो बोल रहा है क्रश नहीं कर रहा है क्रश करना पड़ेगा तो करो फिर हम बेवकूफ है क्या एक बार रेडीमेड जॉइंट आ गया ना कुत्ता भी नहीं पूछेगा मनीष जी तुमको परेशान कर दिया ढाई मिनट से यह परेशान है वो परेशान है सब परेशान है हम क्या बेवकूफ है जानवर थूक लगा लगा के रोल करते हैं पागल है हम अरे यार जल्दी निकलो सब अमित भाई आ रहे हैं अरे मैंने उनका चैनल सब्सक्राइब किया है इसलिए थैंक यू बोलने आ रहे हूं अरे बढाना नहीं शाह शाह भाई [संगीत] गां हाय गाइस हम उम्मीद करते हैं आपको ये वीडियो अच्छा लगा होगा अगर वीडियो अच्छा लगा तो इसे लाइक करें शेयर करें एंड सब्सक्राइब टू टीवीएफ आल्सो गाइस हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में बताइए कि हम नेक्स्ट कौन से सेलेब्रिटी के साथ ये एपिसोड करें एंड गाइस कॉलेज रोमांस के सारे एपिसोड्स टी प्ले एप और वेबसाइट अवेलेबल है तो प्लीज डाउनलोड द एप एंड एंजॉय i NAa3Rr0uD-E,Post Match Presentation | Bhai Vs Behen,2018-08-24T15:19:20Z,PT6M43S,646773,19325,650,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAa3Rr0uD-E," Parents often repeat their mistake after they give birth to a child and give birth to another child. So that both kids could play with each other. However, just like an India-Pakistan cricket match, we never know when these kids begin to fight while playing. So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the post match presentation party where we just saw an enticing battle between a brother and sister. Come, let's take a look at the highlights. Afridi dear, put the highlights on. We see Hardik Pandey get on to the field. He does take time at the start to settle on the pitch, right Sherry? He has opened his account as soon as he entered. The batsman scouting the field meticulously... And he slams the shot right in the centre of his mouth The gap in the field seems to be slowly increasing. He scores again! Looks like he's going to chew up the opposition. Guess, he is successful in finding the gap in the inner circle. He has to be a little patient now, unless he wants to keep visiting the pavillion. The drinks break is on, you haven't made any peg today Shastri? This would've been complete if there was some dessert... Wide ball He's trying to play the pull. Hardik looks to be quite flexible here. He's successful in finding the gap. And he's managed to grab the opposition captain's chocolate. He's seen here enjoying the match fully... That's Hardik Pandey... Fantastic! The opposing captain- Karuna Pandey is getting on to the field. She's analysing the field precisely from the other end. She displays an aggressive game right from the start! She pushes Hardik to take a back-foot. Going to the no-striker end seems to be unsuccessful! This is my chocolate! - Now you'll get me another! - No, I won't! How will you not buy me another, you loser! Let go! and he steals a single right in front of the fielder. Let's take a look at the carbon dioxide incredible catch in the replay! Both teams could loose some fairplay points, Right Sunny? Provoking the opposition through sledging! Making very good use of her feet Karuna comes ahead and plays! There she whacks him on his head! And here she goes once again the result is the same. Hardik has no response to Karuna's fast bouncers Let me go! and there come the shot. Get me another chocolate or else I'll tell dad! What will you tell him? There it is, a threat to use the DRS- Dad Review System! Oh man! That's an out! Hardik loses the match! Okay... - A fantastic show of skill by Karuna Pandey! - I'll get you another. He's heading to the dugout with disappointment. In today's post match presentation party we have the CEO of Pathan & Anjali- Mr. Amar Akbar, multi millionaire founder of poultry start-up- Mr. Teja Bajaj, And Apna Cola Vice President Mr. Bunty You brick-head, get that camera away! Now let's call the losing captain- Hardik Pandey! Hardik you opened quite well as you opened the chocolate wrapper easily without making any noise! But you couldn't finish well. Yeah definitely, the credit goes to the opposition. I was outplayed in all the 3 departments like chasing, hitting and threatening... My form has been decreasing just like your hairline. Why are you so scared to use the DRS - Daddy Review System You don't know my father! He's like hitler! Hardik, like I've mentioned before, a father is a father at the end of the day. Sorry... The match happened in the kitchen today. Which for our Haryanvi, Modern, Independent, Feminist, Kitchen loving women, is like Home conditions. The conditions were overseas for you. Is that why you had difficulty in playing the swing? Yeah, definitely! Her mood swings were so bad that she found everything I said, edgy! She kept on hitting the right areas and in the end she hit me in the block hole. Tell us who you next match is with. With my neighbour- Shoaib Malik. He's been holding my Mirza's book for a while. Sania? Ghalib. What're your special plans with your sister on Raksha Bandhan( Indian festival)? Yeah definitely! No...no! Wait a second! Which sister?! All the girls in my college look at me as their brother but she... I don't know who she thinks she is! Why is she so arrogant? Hardik all the best for the next match, hope you win and get a chance to show arrogance. Now let's call the winning captain- Karuna Pandey. Ms. Karuna, you did such a great job of chasing! How much pressure were you feeling? Yes, of course! I was under a lot of pressure! When the opposing captain held me by my throat, I felt immense pressure here! But you used the power play in such a fantastic manner! - What was your strategy? - Yes, of course, Mom and dad were out of the circle during the power play. so it made it easy to beat up Hardik. You whispered something in his ears... What was it that you told him? What strategy did you use? I just told him to give my chocolate back if not his secret's cigarette won't be a cigarette anymore. The cigarette's secret won't be a secret anymore. - Which cigarette does he use? - Navy cut. I just know about Upper Cut. Well, how many slaps did you give during the match? Seven! Seven, which means... Since I use my right hand in medium fast speed, the count becomes less. Try using a lefthand-righthand combination for slaps, it confuses the opposing player. Yes of course! What are your plans with your brother for Raksha Bandhan? What brother are you talking about? What Raksha Bandhan? Does it look like he's ever protected me? Actually he did, just once. We were small kids and I was really sick, but he told me to eat sand and I'll be okay. I ate sand and I got better. Anyway, Ms. Karuna, the mom-dad cup awaits you. - Go ahead and take your prize. - Thank you. That was our winning captain- Karuna Pandey. Here you go! The opposition captain gave his sister the chocolate and has proven that this is a gentleman's game. That's all for today. I don't know where time went as I spoke to y'all. Dear Samay, get the car out we need to go to Nazabgad Samay's left? That's okay. Tell Afridi to get the car.", कि टांग और यहां से तलाक अनइंस्टॉल थैंक यू टू हिट द लाइक लाइक शेयर दूर अब समाधि बच्चा पैदा करने के बाद अपनी गलती रिपीट करते हैं और दूसरा बच्चा पैदा कर लेते हैं ताकि वह बच्चे आपस में खेल सकें अगर हिंदुस्तान और पाकिस्तान की क्रिकेट मैच की तरह तब वह बच्चे खेलते-खेलते झगड़ने लग जाते हैं पता ही नहीं चलता तो देवियों और सज्जनों आपका स्वागत है पोस्ट मैच प्रेजेंटेशन पार्टी ने चाहा हमने भी थोड़ी देर पहले देखा एक भाई और एक बहन के बीच बहुत ही रोमांचक मुकाबला आइए एक नजर डालते हैं हाय डैड पर अपराधी है लेखक डा कर दो कर दो है और हार्दिक पांडे मैदान में उतर रहे हैं शुरुआत में पिच पर सदन होने में थोड़ा वक्त जरूर लेते हैं गुफा में कि बहुत ही खाता खोल दिया और यह बैंक्विट बारीकी से मुआयना करते हुए पूजा उठा कर मारा है बिल्कुल तो फिर मैं क्या [प्रशंसा] झालावाड़ जाएंगे छत्तीसगढ़ में सप्तमेश छ आठ काल में सफल रहे यहां पर संयम भर्ती होगी यहां पर नहीं तो पार्सल जाना पड़ सकता है थैंक्स बैक कसम है आज तक नहीं बना रहेगा शिक्षक संघ ने आएंगे वहीं कि मेरी कोशिश अपनी इलेक्ट्रॉनिक हार्दिक यहां पर देखिए क्या तूने में सफल रहे और यह तभी तो है तक कि अ का पूरा आनंद उठाते हुए यहां पर हार्दिक पांडे जी नागरा जो ही कप्तान हमला पांडे पढ़ाते हुए दूसरे बारीकी से निरीक्षण कर रही है आप कैसे फैजाबाद से हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं मजबूर कर दिया है इस तरह समझाने की कोशिश असफल रही इन्हीं कि अब तू इलाके में कि हॉलीवुड फिल्मों के साथ कितनी के सिंध चुरा लिया वीरवार को कि दोनों देश के फैसले पॉज कर सकते हैं आप दूसरी वाली प्लेट सिंह का प्रयोग करते हुए अपनी सड़क हादसों का मीटिंग में इस्तेमाल करते हैं यहां पर आप थोड़ा तेल लगा सकता है कि आगे इस बात से पौन इंच का शर्मा निखिल भाई साहब आपके पास कोई जवाब है मेरा फेवरेट सॉन्ग मेरी पत्नी पाकिस्तान के सैनिक अपने पापा को बता दूंगी और यह रेमिडी सिस्टम देने की धमकी और हमारे साथ है अंजलि के उत्तर को ऑफ कर दो ए मल्टी मिलेनियर पुलिस स्टाफ क्वार्टर स्थित है जहां पर जांच और अपना पूरा की वाइस प्रेसिडेंट मिस्टर बंटी कैमरा हार्दिक पांडे को हार्दिक तो काफी अच्छी तरह चॉकलेट करें कि बिना शर्त आत्मसमर्पण कर दिया मगर फ्री अच्छा नहीं कर पाए यह 10 मिनट तक पेट को स्विच ऑफ एजुकेशन डिपार्टमेंट की एचओडी रिव्यू सिस्टम बॉक्स में बता चुका हूं कि आप अ का मैच आज किचन दूंगा जो कि हमारे हरियाणा की मोड ओन इंडिपेंडेंट फेमिनिस्ट किचन लव यू ऑल तो के लिए पूर्ण कंडीशन आपके एक कंडीशन ओवरसीज से क्या इसलिए स्पिन खेलने में थोड़ी परेशानी हुई आपको क्या अब डेफिनेटली उसके रूचि पैदा हो रहे थे कि मेरी हर बार उसे अच्छी लग रही थी हंसी केप्ट ओं बीटिंग द लाइट एरिया उंधियू हमें पता है कि आप अगला मैच किसके साथ है मेरे पड़ोसी और मलिक के साथ कई दिनों से मेरे मिर्जा की किताब लिखना है सोनिया ललित रक्षाबंधन पर आपके सिस्टम के साथ आपके ने स्पेशल बैलेंस है या डेफिनेटली नहीं एक्सीडेंट कौन सी बैंक कॉलेज की सारी लड़कियां मुझे अपना भाई मानती है लेकिन यह पता नहीं तुम क्या समझती है इतना क्यों करती है को हार्दिक प्रॉब्लम है जितना और फिर अभियानमा आगे के लिए ऑल द बेस्ट है अब आते हैं गुड़ियां पिन करवा पांडे को अ फोन करुं क्या कमाल का चीज किया कि pressure महसूस हो रहा था यह सब को अभी संदर्भ और डिप्रेशन जो विरोधी कप्तान ने मुझे गले से पर्सनल यहां बहुत रेसिपी कि अगर आपने पावर प्ले का बहुत ही शानदार कमाल किया क्या स्ट्रैट यह सब का पावरप्ले में मम्मी-पापा होटल से बाहर चाहिए तो हृदय को पटक-पटक के मामले में और भी आसानी फिर अपने उसके कान में कुछ छुपाया ऐसी क्या बात बोली अफ्रीका रणनीति बनाया मैंने बस यही कहा कि मुझे ऑफिस ऑफिस पर दे वरना तेरी सीक्रेट का सिगरेट नहीं रहेगा और सिगरेट का सिगरेट सिगरेट सिगरेट पीता वह ने विकट नियमित तौर पर फिट होता है कि वे इस मैच को आखिरी कितने थप्पड़ जड़े साथ मतलब वह घुम में राइट-आर्म मीडियम साइज चाहती हूं ना तू कमाल पाती हूं टोपी यह लेफ्ट एंड राइट इनफॉरमेशन कस्टमर लिया करो सामने वाला कंफ्यूज हो जाता हूं यह सब रक्षाबंधन के लिए आपका आपके भाई के साथ क्या खिलाए कैसा है भाई कैसा रिश्ता बनेगा उसको देखिए कभी लगता है से मेरी रक्षा कीजिए में एक बार उसने कि हम छोटे थे में बहुत बीमार पर उसने कहा कि मिट्टी खा लो ठीक हो जाएगी मैंने मिठाई और म ठीक होगी कि हर वर्मा जी मम्मी पापा का पापा एक बात कर रहा है ढ ढ हैं तो यह थी हमारी विनिंग कैप्टन कुमार पांडे जी ओ मैं मिलने आ कि सूर्य विपक्षी कप्तान ले जाने को चॉकलेट देकर खूब कर दिया है कि जजमेंटल बैंक खेल आज के लिए बस इतना ही आपसे बात करते करते पता ही नहीं चला के समय कहां चला गया था हैं अरे बेटा समय गाड़ी निकालो रबड़ चलना है कि क्या समय चला गया कोई बात नहीं हुई थी वहीं निकालने आईएस अगर आपको यह वीडियो पसंद आए तो अपने भाई और बहन के साथ शेयर करें और उनको भी बोलें टीवीएस को सब्सक्राइब करने हमें कमेंट सेक्शन में लिख कर बताओ कि आपकी अपने भाई-बहन के साथ लड़ाई के होती है और दोस्तों तक - का नया शो कॉलेज रोमांस हो चुका है इंस्टॉल अबाउट यार त्योहार और पटौदी इसके 2 एपिसोड डिलीट हो चुके हैं तीसरा एपिसोड 24th आफ अगस्त को आ रहा है तो प्लीज देखिए और अपने दोस्तों को दिखाइए bu8NPNBqlbc,"Instagram Qtiyapa - Instagrameen Rozgaar Yojna ft. Mithila Palkar, Dulquer Salmaan",2018-07-30T12:00:42Z,PT7M34S,1421233,49610,1891,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8NPNBqlbc," Yes, Kanye bro. It'll all be done. Listen, please inform Jay Z bro to tell sister-in-law Beyonce to get her loan from the Instagrameen bank approved. Okay... All right... Give my respect to dear North. And lots of love to sister-in-law Kim. All right, brother. So, Viral Kumar, we gave you a loan of 50k followers. Did anything go viral? Not at all, sir. I worked out for six months and uploaded a pic of my six-pack, I even took a selfie with my gluten-free protein shake. Still, nothing went viral. Hmmm, did you try cute pets? Yes, sir. I posted a picture of my cat. I even tried the 'puppy' filter on it, but still nothing. Do one thing- load your bag with a DSLR and your mobile with roadtrip music, Then get going with wanderlusting. - Mr. Sinha. - Yes sir. Dear, tell him the destination, not the playlist. Ok. You can go to Corsica, Costa Rica, Kodaikanal or anywhere else. Go now, next! Hello, sir. Good morning. Neha this side! I want to be an Infiltrator on Insta. - Infiltrator? - No. That blue tick thingy? Infrastructure... Sorry, sorry. Influenza. - Influencer? - Sir, that's what she said. Yeah! That's what I wanna be. Look, you maybe a wannabe, we are not denying. but that's not enough for a blue tick. See mam, under the 'Prime Servant Instagrameen employment scheme' a loan of 25 lakh followers can be allotted; but only to the needy and talentless youth. We can't just give it to anybody. Sir, I'm not any Tom, Dick or Prince Harry. I'm like really talentless, okay? Please, sir. I really want this bad! #Currentmood: despo Ever since I saw your ad in the newspaper I was like... Hold on... You...read the newspaper? Lol! You know I can't read! I can get trending memes, current affairs of all celebs and latest updates of Taimur on Instagram. - #awareness. - Then, what do you do with the newspaper? Obvio! I take a picture of my coffee mug with it, then I look up some motivational quote to go with it, and then I post it. #morningcoffee #morningmotivation #morningmorning *other irrelevant # just to get likes* Ok-ok. I understood, madam. Look, it's almost lunch time so I won't lie... You seem deserving of a blue tick... Sir, I even did a solo bike trip from Cochin to Siachen. When I put up an instastory from the mountain top, I just got one comment- ""Dude, you got on top of the mountain, but how will you get down now?"" Look, it is a little tough for boys to get Insta famous. - It's not like you're Rock or Ronaldo. - Sir, but Justin Beiber also... Sir is talking about boys... Boys! Sir, there must be some way?! - There is one way. Mr. Sinha. - Yes sir. Look, if trip didn't help you, strip will. Post a beach or washroom selfie with some deep philosphical shit below. You'll definitely be viral! Okay, sir. Thank you, sir! Listen! Don't forget to shave! Madam, you're still here? No, sir was talking about me being deserving or something. Was I? Look, we tend to make mistakes. We're humans afterall. Since, it's a government office, papers work more than potential here. We'll need a BPL card of yours. Sir, but I'm not Below Poverty Line... I'm rich! I'm like filthy rich! BPL! means Best Photogenic Lads! You are already pretty, just add a few filters, and get a passport sized picture. That should make you photogenic. What do you say, sir? But, I'll have to do 'that' for it! Madam, compromises don't work here. Sir told you, it's a government office, not Bollywood! No, no. I mean that thing that helps poor people? - Government? No, that can't be it. - Hard work! I'll have to work hard. Madam, this is a government office, even hard work doesn't work here. Then what does work here?! Look madam, no offence, but you look a bit smart. So we'll be straightforward with you. Look, we'll give you your blue tick. But for that, you'll also have to take care of us a little. Follow us back on Insta and give us a shoutout in 2-3 of your insta stories. Even we'll get more followers that way. Note down my insta handle. It's @yourbaedubey. - Mr. Sinha. - Yes sir. Mine is John Sinha. You can't see me. I hardly have any followers so you'll have to look for me. No problem. Neha mam, tell us your insta handle. We'll process your blue tick file. @nehaha_heehee_hoohoo -Sir... -What... Ms. Neha, what is this? What happened, sir? Any problem? Any problem? How do you spell Friends? F...R...N... ZZZ... - Mr. Sinha. - Yes sir. It's right, but at times even FRNZZZ ('Z' in Indian accent) also works. Yeah, but how will THIS work?! Not only did you write the complete word but also the correct spelling! Sir, I don't know... I don't know how it happened. I really don't know. - Damn you auto correct! - Auto correct?! Mr. Sinha, get her out! I don't know where the hell do these bloody educated fools come here from? Go do a PhD in physics or get a job at NASA! - Want to be an Influenza, huh? - Come on, get out! Get out! Come on, out you go! Sir, I did just as you said. I made a boomerang of coming out of the sea, just like Daniel Craig from Casino Royale. And put a caption below- 'Water is life' #shutupandbounce. So, did it go viral or not? No, sir. My followers body shamed me... Tsk-tsk. Can you get a sex reassignment surgery?"," है कि दो यू लव मी द प्रेस द बेल आइकॉन फॉर हेयर स्टाइल नोटिफिकेशन आ हां हां करनी है भैया सब जाएगा अच्छा भैया सूंढ ने झट भैया को बोलेगा कि हमसे भाभी को बोले हैं कि अपना जो लोन था ग्रामीण बैंक है उसका थोड़ा यह अप्रूवल करवा लें अच्छा अनवांटेड जो आगरा प्रणाम बोलिएगा और MB को ढेर सारा प्यार ठीक है भैया रखते हैं जी हां तो बेटा वायरल कुमार तुमको जो 50,000 फोंस का लोन दिया था कुछ वायरल हुआ कि नहीं कहां से पूर्व छह महीने ज़ूम करके सकता कि पिछली ब्लूटूथ रिपोर्टिंग से के साथ सेल्फी भी ली तो फिर भाई नहीं हूं ए क्यूट स्ट्राइक से उक्त अभी बिल्ली की पिछली डर वह पप्पी पर लगाकर भी ललित पर सुना दो [संगीत] कि एक काम कीजिए वेब मीडिया पर भरिए और मोबाइल में रोड ट्रिप वाला गाना और निकल रिमाइंडर लिस्टिंग के दिन जी जीत हल ही मे रजिया aio शुक्र 28 का प्लेलिस्ट नहीं डेस्टिनेशन बताइए अच्छा कोर्स का तौर-तरीका को देखना कहीं चाहिए हेलो हेलो सब गुड मॉर्निंग यह थे साइज आफ इनफील्ट्रेटर्स होंगी लेकिन ग्रामीण रोजगार योजना के तहत 25 लाख तक की लोन दिया जाता है लेकिन जरूरतमंद लोगों को किसी को नहीं आ थे फर्स्ट आकर डेफो जब से मैंने आप आप दिखाना न्यूज़पेपर में सबसे आवश्यक विटामिन ई कि आप एक अखबार पढ़ती हैं ऑल फ्रेंड ईंधन लपटें करंट अफेयर्स तैमूर के लेटेस्ट अपडेट्स यह सारे Instagram पर मिल जाते हैं ना यह स्ट्रैट लाइन फिर यूज करती है कॉफी के साथ फोटो मोटिवेशनल कोट इन थे मॉर्निंग मॉर्निंग मॉर्निंग मॉर्निंग सुबह-सुबह यह जो भेजी थी दुआ पापा की लंच टाइम हो रहा है झूठ नहीं बोलेंगे आप ब्लूटूथ के बिल लगा तो सब्सक्राइब कर लें तो एक पहाड़ पर चढ़ गया रे यह देखिए लौंडा लोग इंस्टा फेमस हुआ थोड़ा टाइट है इस बॉक्स यार उल्लू तो है नहीं तो पल जसबीर व लौंडा बोल रहे हैं लौंडा सुधरे का तरीका है तो बाथरूम में से कोई भी शेयर कर लीजिए अरे मैडम जी नहीं हूं कि Bigg Boss समथिंग अच्छा यह देखिए गलतियां हो जाती है इंसान है आप सरकारी दफ्तर है ना तो यहां काबिलियत से ज्यादा कागज चलता बीपीएल कार्ड लगेगा आपका अ ए कमेंट वोटिंग जो गरीबों के काम आती हैं सरकार ने अ मेहनत करनी पड़ेगी यह सरकारी दफ्तर घृणा चलता है अ यह देखिए मैडम बुरा मत मानिएगा अगर आप थोड़ी समझदार दिख रही है इसीलिए आपसे खुल के बात करेंगे देखिए कि आपके ब्लूटूथ का काम हो जाएगा अगर उसके लिए आपको भी थोड़ा हमारे चाय-पानी का देखना होगा अब इंस्टॉल पर फॉलो बैक करके बचाने स्टोरी मामलों को भी सॉफ्ट और डेढ लगे हमारे भी को भी बढ़ी हैं यह हमारा यह स्टैंड लिखिए एट द रेट ऑफ यू बे दुबे जी रा जी जी सर हमारा है जॉन सिना यू कैंट से मी कॉर्ड्स कम है ना ढूंढना पड़ेगा अपना स्टाइल बताइए आपका ब्यूटी बढ़ाते हैं अ 157 कि नेताजी अरे यह क्या क्यों क्या हुआ सब इन प्रॉब्लम है प्रॉब्लम फ्रेंड की स्पेलिंग क्या होती है ए एस कि आज कि एन कि इजी इससे जुड़ जाता है कर दो है एक तो आपने पूरा वर्ल्ड लिखा सुसाइड स्पेलिंग ऑफ हां सर पता नहीं है पता नहीं कैसे हुआ है फ्रीडम टो करेक्ट निकाल लेंगे दो यह सब सच है यह सब एक ऐसे कमेंट कर दी दोस्ताना के जॉन इब्राहिम की तरफ समुद्र से निकलते हि ब्रह्म बनाएं और नीचे लिखा जल ही जीवन है एस्पेक्ट्स आफ क्लांस वायरल हुआ कि नहीं कुछ नहीं सर मैंने फॉलो सिंगिंग ऑडिशन करते हैं कि सेक्स चेंज करवा सकते हैं [संगीत] को हाय आई एम जैसा च**** वाला वीडियो कैसा लगा है बताओ अगर पसंद आया तो लाइक करो शेयर करो और कमेंट में यह बताओ क्या Instagram पर वायरल होने के लिए क्या करते हो और गाइस मिथिला और डालकर की फिल्म कारवां थर्ड अगस्त को आ रही है प्लीज गो एंड सित इन मान्य यूनिट सपोर्ट फ्री पीपल ऑन रोड ट्रिप को आपने टीवी लेटेस्ट तो यह फैमिली में पापा का किरदार निभाते हुए आयोग ने यह कदम [संगीत]" FxhLyXyQ29A,TVF CoCan Studio: मराठी Champion Song | The Making of... An IIPL Team,2018-07-03T10:40:36Z,PT1M45S,342336,13597,565,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxhLyXyQ29A," No, no. I'm not WestIndian. I'm a 'West' Indian. Sure! 'Come on! Come on!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Everybody say Waghmare is a champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Everybody say Gaitonde is a champion!' 'Jadhav is a champion!' 'Shinde is a champion!' 'Bhosle a champion!' 'Kadam is a champion!' 'Param is a champion!' 'Patil is a champion!' Damle Champion 'Don't forget!' Fangaonkar and Barve is a Champion 'Kulkarni a champion!' 'Deshmukh a champion!' 'Borkar a champion!' 'Bhogle a champion!' '1996, Kambli a champion!' 'Go! Champion!' 'Go! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Everybody say Waghmare is a champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Champion! Champion!' 'Everybody say Gaitonde is a champion!' Vimla Pasand... Daane Daane mein Cansher ka Dum.", कि Bigg Boss कृपया ध्यान दें और बेल आइकॉन दबाएं TV के कोई वीडियो में सेट करें वेस्ट इंडियन टॉप ओ संयुक्त तौर पर जिला प्रशासन ने थाने में कैंसर का दम है कि नमस्कार यह राज मराठी चैंपियन फ्रॉम विच यू अरे रिक्वेस्टेड टो लोट फॉर वॉचिंग द मेकिंग ऑफ द इंडियन टीम आंध्र इफ यू लाइक द सॉन्ग ऑन लाइक द वीडियो ऑफ द टेंपरेचर लाइक बटन आ सब्सक्राइब बटन लीवर कमेंट एंड आल्सो प्रेस द बेल आइकॉन और हमारा नया शो जिसका नाम है यह में लिखा मिली 12 जुलाई को आ रहा है टीवी प्ले पर तो प्लीज दिखेगा में बहुत मेहनत की है तो बार आज लाइट डिस्प्ले यह मेरी फैमिली का पहला एपिसोड Atj7UQ_dD-E,TVF Shots | Bill Main Dunga | Ep 01,2018-06-12T15:39:24Z,PT4M39S,972087,30341,1159,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atj7UQ_dD-E," Brother, the food was delicious And Jijaji (Brother-in-law) Your suggestion of that dish was amazing I'll cut off my cable and switch to dish today. That's great. Your bill, gentlemen Hey Bobby, what are you doing? You're a guest I'll pay the bill Come on, brother Canada return Punjabis aren't guests I'll pay Brother! Elders are the ones who always pay I'll pay today Arey I'm meeting my favourite in-laws after so long. Let me clear No no let me Jiju no no please me Chote no no me too I'm saying that I'll pay it I've eaten all the palak from palak paneer Likewise I finished the entire butter from butter chicken Even from the Kasmiri pulao, I ate the entire Kash... Oh...I'll pay Hmm Aren't you really willing to clear the bill today? Weren't you the one who always ran to pee when the bill came? Pashupatinath Puri! You know that MAJHA BLADDER LAHAN AAHE!!! And today, I'm wearing a diaper Wearing a diaper Even babies wear diaper I'm the eldest here And I have the largest house Hence, I'll pay Gloat about your house to someone else, Mr. Jagannath Puri Even I have a huge house Ask your younger sister sometime How dare you bring my sister into this? Eh, she's my wife Oh, sorry She was born our sister only You made her a wife Mr. Jasprit Bumrah You did her... I'll do the bill Give it to me I'll I'll no I'll Let me Bill Bill Kill Bill One second! Give it a break. Fighting like kids over a petty bill Does it look good? Huh? Let us fight like men Hail Trudeau! Jai Shri Ram! Red Salute! Chote Didn't I tell you The hat would come in handy I'm busy Call me later Hello Sardarji, he hung up on me What!? He's right here For you, brother Hello Listen carefully Your daughter has been abducted by Sardarji Just let him clear the bill if you want her safe Oye Sardar, stop grinning Your wife has been abducted by Chote Bhaisahab And Chotu, Jija's behind your son's abduction And Jija, your dog has been abducted by Bade Bhaisaab So... it's kinda your call... Let me know what you decide. Sir, split the bill in 4? Sure! Why not? Yeah, sounds good Cards ? Everyone has cards? I'll withdraw cash from an ATM for you Do you accept BHIM app? Yeah, let's go. After you Chote, go on No no Chote after you Bade bhaisahab, after you Something something Canada Return Punjabi something something No, Bobby! After you. After you Damad Ji After you, I insist! Naaah, after you!", कि Bigg Boss कृपया ध्यान दें और बेल आइकॉन दबाएं TV के कोई वीडियो में करें [संगीत] लिए बहुत मजा आ गया था मैं अपनी फेवरेट हूं चित्तौड़ सांवरिया में तो फिर पूछते दबा दोगे बोल रहा बिल में दूंगा पहले सारे पार्लर भी तो मैंने कि यह से बटर चिकन का सारा बटर भी नहीं खाया है ऐसे तो कश्मीरी पुलाव का सारा कश्मीर अभिनय दूंगा और तुझे मिलने का मन कर रहा है बी कॉलेज में तो बिल आता ही मूतने भाग जाता था पशुपतिनाथ पूरे बहन लापता सी आए हैं अस्पताल ब्राउज़र और आज मैं ड्राइवर पहन के आया हूं नहीं करते हैं कि यह वृद्धि बच्चों की पहनते हैं सबसे बड़ा मैं हूं रहूंगा सबसे बड़ा तो मैं इस बंगले की किसी और को दिखाना जगन्नाथ पुरी था तो मेरा भी बहुत बड़ा घ्र मे कि पैदा तो हमारी बहन हुई थी बीवी तो उसे आपने बना दिया मिस्टर जसप्रीत बुमराह मांगा आपने भरी थी फिल्म मैं बोलूंगा तो भैया बिलमा दूंगा है फिर अय्याशों पर रुपए शांत चाहिए एक छोटे से बिल्कुल जिससे बच्चों की तरह लड़े हो अच्छा लगता है लटक spider-man ऐश्वर्या क्वेश्चन ओं से जुड़े मैंने कहा था ना अ हाइट काम आएगा हुं हुं हुं मैं अभी बिजी हूं बाद में कॉल कर दो [संगीत] कर दो कर दो हेलो हेलो संतोष भट्ट की क्या व्यवस्था नहीं है ब्रिटिश मॉडल अ हेलो हेलो हाउ आर के राघवन की सलामती चाहते है तो चुपचाप उनको बिल भरने दें और सदैव थोड़ा सा मेरी बीवी को छोटे भाई सामने कितनी परवाह है और छोटू तेरे बेटे को जीने और चीजें तेरे कुत्ते को बड़े भैया नहीं तो मतलब डिसाइड कर लो क्या करना है अकॉर्डिंग यह बता देना मुझे भी हो का स्वभाव चांद सेट करो तो हां हां ठीक है ठीक है और क्या वही कर लेते सही है डाल दीजिए कहानी इतना जल्दी आ कि ब्रिटिश रिएक्शन गाइस पहले मैं सुसाइड कर लेता हूं कि मेघनाद को लाइक शेयर कमेंट सब्सक्राइब करें और EDy1vR0n204,Mummy Papa Ka Second Honeymoon || TVF,2018-05-31T14:15:05Z,PT6M34S,4393591,112382,2356,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDy1vR0n204," Jeetu, want to join for lunch? I’ll be there after you, calling someone. Give me two. Hello? - Dad. Namaste. Namaste, Namaste. You’re calling in your office timings. You are always on your phone. This is probably why you don’t get promoted. No, Dad…I was thinking... Your 25th anniversary is coming up next month. Yeah.. So I was thinking that maybe you and mom could go for a second honeymoon.. Wait..what did you say? I mean I could send you guys off somewhere to travel.. No no, what was the word that you used before this? Word? Uh..Honeymoon? Aren't you ashamed of thinking of your parents in this way? Do you even know what happens during a honeymoon? Yes? Don't you even think about it! Your parents have nothing to do with all of that Okay, forget honeymoon. But you could just go to travel right? It’s your 25th anniversary afterall. Yeah, if you put it that way then... We still haven't gone to Mt Abu, Pashupatinath or Kerala. We could see those. No, I was thinking of a foreign country…Paris maybe. It’s good for couples. We’re not a couple! We're a married couple! And who goes abroad at this age? Uncle did, remember? He's one and a half years elder to you He still went to Germany, right? He went through so much trouble for it He wanted to say Hello Hi to the hotel manager He ended up saying ""Heil Hitler""! He just got saved. We'll have a lot of issues with language Yeah, so who asked him to speak German there? And you know basic English. I'm sure you'll manage Basic? I know all of it! The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. That's the whole of English in a single sentence. That’s what I am saying... You know it, you’ll manage! I'm booking it. It’ll be very expensive. A tiny banana will cost 70-80 bucks. Dad, please don’t worry. I have applied for a personal loan on Indiabulls Dhani. Why all this hardwork, son? It’s no hardwork. You just need your bank details and Aadhaar card Only takes 3 minutes Will get it online itself. It is unsafe to give personal details over the internet. Your own words! Dad, this app is very safe, I am doing it. Okay? Umm…yeah..okay.. Son, the food there would be a problem, no? When your uncle was there, he spent this 3 nights and 4 days on salads. On the 4th night he realised that what he thought was Soya was pork. He had to feed 21 Brahmins as penance But you eat chicken, right? If you ask for chicken, they'll serve you chicken. Yeah…the chicken idea works... But your mother fasts on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. So just make sure these days don’t hinder. And next month is Ekadashi. So book it accordingly. So you’ll only go for a Sunday and a Monday?! There are many Indian restaurants there to eat. All for namesakes! You remember the restaurant Little China in Civil lines? Only Nepalis there! Dad, there are plenty of Indians there. There will be authentic Indian cooks in the Indian restaurants Is it? Hmm... What do these Indians wear there? Clothes! What else?! Ofcourse I know that…but there are two types of clothes, right? Deepika donned a certain type of clothes in Padmavat and another type in Cocktail. Why do you have to wear Deepika’s clothes?! No no, I am not worried about myself. I have my retirement blazer and the yellow tie. I will blend in with the foreigners that way But what will your mother wear? The same thing that she wears here. Son, won’t it be a problem climbing the Eiffel tower in a saree? It’s not rock climbing dad, they have a lift facility there! Ok then I'll video call you from up there and show you the entire city. It’s such a big tower, must have a really strong network. Okay, so…I got the money as well. So I am booking the tickets now. One minute…Jeetu… What happened? See..I was thinking... It’s okay if it takes an extra $5-$10 But please make sure you book the hotel very carefully. Please book a hotel which has…erm.. Jet spray. Your uncle booked a very cheap shady hotel in germany, called Le Residence Nice… It was not nice at all. No jet-spray. For 3 nights and 4 days, he lived through hell. See, I have seen Roadies, I will adjust. But the entire day you keep feeling dirty. What is this weird system, right? Dad, I did not make the system. Use mineral water and be tension free all day. How will we be tension-free? We need to stay alert! It's an alien city after all, what if we get lost? Your mom will start fighting in the middle of the road. The foreigners will wonder ""Who is this lady in a saree- -who is fighting with the gentleman in the yellow tie?"" Why would you get lost!? You’ll have a tour guide there. Oh, so there will be a tour guide? Nice… Still, for my safety I will take an atlas, a compass and binoculars. Okay great so I’m booking it. Yeah, sure... Er…one minute. What happened now? I’ll tell your mother as well. Jeetu’s mother! Jeetu is sending us to Paris! No no, not for good. For 3 nights and 4 days…for our anniversary! I have cleared all my doubts. If you have any, come! No no, you don’t have to Google. He works there! Hello? Bon- Bonjour. Bonjour! Monsieur! Monsieur?", कि Bigg Boss कृपया ध्यान दें और बेल आइकॉन दबाएं TV के कोई वीडियो में करें अ हुआ है हुआ है और जीतू खाना खाने चलेगा तू चल मैं आता हूं तो मिस कॉल करें कर दो हुआ है मैं अवाक स्थित दृष्टांत घटा के संग संग प्रसाद वितरित हेलो हेलो पापा नमस्ते नमस्ते नमस्ते ऑफिस फोन कर रहा है घ्र मैं सोच रहा था कि अगले महीने के लिए नियुक्त किया इससे पहले प्रयोग अ ये सब हनीमून में का व्यक्ति अपने मां-बाप के बारे में सोचकर शर्म यह तेरे को पता है हां हां सोचना भी मत कुछ नहीं करते हैं मतलब घ्र घ्र तो अपना माउंट आबू बचा हुआ है और पशुपतिनाथ बचा हुआ था कि कर देता हूं दंपति थे तो मैंने बोल दिया था की प्रॉब्लम को जबरदस्ती थोड़ी बहुत इंग्लिश तो पूरी की पूरी अंग्रेजी बोल रहा हूं मैं पीना ₹70 है बेटा अरे पापा आप पैसों की चिंता मत करो मैंने इंडिया बुल्स के धनिया पर पर्सनल लोन के लिए अप्लाई कर दिया है बट भाग-दौड़ कर रहा है तू ऐसा कुछ नहीं है अभी यहां पर सिर्फ आधार कार्ड और बैंक डिटेल देनी है 3 मिनट में लोन मिल जाएगा आप ऑनलाइन मिल जाएगा इंटरनेट पर पर्सनल डिटेल देना सेव नहीं होता कि तूने कहा था यह बहुत हम लेकर आ रहा हूं ठीक है घ्र घ्र कि मौसा जी जर्मनी में थे तो 380 उन्होंने सलाद खाकर गुजारा चला कि समझ आ रहे थे लोग चिकन खाते ना मांगू मंगलवार बुधवार और शनिवार को व्रत रखती हैं कि बनाना लिखित दिन बीच ना पड़े और अगले महीने एक दृश्य को देख लिया तो क्या अपने सिविल लाइंस में चैनल इंडियन इंडियन इंडियन रेस्टोरेंट में आपको टेंशन नहीं लूंगा और मैं यहां पर के ऊपर चढ़कर वीडियो चैट करूंगा पूरा जरा दिखाऊंगा इतना बड़ा स्टार नेटवर्क आता होगा हां पैसे भी ठीक है फिर मैं कर रहा हूं मैं इसको 15 2012 होटल सोच समझकर सेट करना मतलब ऐसा जिसमें वह है कि मुझे जर्मनी गए थे ना तो उन्हें बड़ा यह खराब सशस्त्र लूट लिया था कुत्ता ले रेजिडेंस नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं था और नहीं था स्पोर्ट्स तक उनकी जिंदगी हराम पिघला हुआ है जिस कर लूंगा अब अजीब सिस्टम है मैंने यूज कर लेना फिर आराम से रिलैक्स करके और तो मम्मी बीच रास्ते पर करने लगेगी अंग्रेज लोग सोचेंगे इस में है जो पीली वाले में खर्च कर रही है लेकिन मैं ले लूंगा और फिर श्रुति बता देता हूं एक तो मम्मी ए इस मिश्रण में फ्री नाइस फोटो के लिए को शादी की सालगिरह की जरूरत नहीं है कि अ अजय को हैं तो आपको तुरंत लोन चाहिए तो आप इंडिया उसका ऐप डाउनलोड करें जिसका नाम है धनिया ऐप डाउनलोड कर ली है तुरंत और इस पर आपको 15 लाख तक का लोन मिल सकता है सिर्फ 3 मिनट और उसका आपका लिंग नीचे कहीं पर है वह तुरंत डाउनलोड कर सकते हैं वह रखेंगे और इस वीडियो को लाइक करें शेयर करें और दिव्या को सब्सक्राइब फोन किधर है कि संताली कुछ लुट rgdcbx0lLjg,Shaadi Ka Bhoot | TVF Qtiyapa,2018-01-10T14:47:28Z,PT16M3S,4270147,115720,4066,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgdcbx0lLjg,, झाल यह देखो स्नेहा बेटा हमारा पिंटू है मंत्री ने सीनियर डेवलपर दो वक्त की रोटी के साथ कॉकटेल भी अपॉइंट कर सकता है यू विल हैव द टाइम आफ्टर लाइफ बट आप नहीं जानते मतलब क्या अरे भैया अभी तो तुम मुझे फ्री में एडमिट कार्ड दे रही थी अच्छा तेवर दिखा रही है बहु अरे ए खोल को रिकॉर्ड कर रही हो बिजी हो हेलो हेलो हेलो क्या करुं छू एक फोन काट दिया अरे देखो कल शाम की बू आ रही है बस मैंने उनसे कह दिया अगर फ्लाइट में चाय अच्छी लगे तो एयर होस्टेस से बात कर लूंगा अरे शादी की बातें हवा में नहीं होती उनसे को सब्सक्राइब नहीं किया तो उस दिन से मुझे काफी अलग अलग से जो मुझसे काफी पापा पापा मेरे फोन पर गेम खेलने उनको देने के लिए मेरे दोस्त ने मुझे फोन किया था लेकिन मामा को व्हाट्सएप मैसेज कर दो हैं और तुरंत सेंटेंस मंदिर जा कर प्रसाद चढ़ाया कि हमारे रिश्तेदार हमेशा हमसे कहते थे कि जवान लड़का खुली तिजोरी की तरह होता है के प्रति हम भी ऐसे ही बातें करने लग गए थे कि इस मनहूस घड़ी को याद करके आज भी हमारी जॉइंट टूटने लगते हैं मैं हंसकर रोल करते समय आ के पेरेंट्स ए अक्षर कई तरह के भूतल पर रहते हैं अच्छे मार्क्स लाने का भूत बच्चों को इंजीनियर बनाने का भूत उन्हें सुबह जल्दी उठाने का भूत पर यह दिन भर देने वाला भी था शादी में कि शादी का भूत चढ़ा था हूं कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो अजय को हेलो हाय बेटा बात को समझ लाइफ में सेविंग बहुत जरूरी होती है अरे पापा के साथ 777 लगा रहा सुबह-सुबह व फ्लैक्स आ गया यह खरीदने के लिए भी करना है इंश्योरेंस है क्या करूंगा कल किसने देखा है बेटा तुझे कुछ हो गया तो पर फोन कर क्या है कोई भी ले लेना फिर मुझे क्या हुआ जरा 25 साल का हूं मैं और यह फोन नहीं है लोगों ने किया था वैसे से खरीदने के लिए उत्सुक तो फोन खरीदना है तो साथ में उसका कवर भी खरीदना है ना प्रोटेक्शन के लिए ट्वीट अपने बारे में कुछ सोचना अपने लिए टर्म इंश्योरेंस की नहीं देख लेता और आजकल तो ऑनलाइन डिस्काउंट भी है और देखता हूं अच्छा हुआ उस दिन फैमिली व्हाट्सएप ग्रुप में कोतमा की बेटी की शादी का इनविटेशन आया वह क्यों रे कुछ हो गया तो आप हर बात में शादी रचाने लगे थे थे इसे लेकर जीवनसाथी तक सब कुछ तो ऑनलाइन मिलता है और बहुत सोच समझकर चूज करना तो अपना इंश्योरेंस कवर समझा बिल्कुल अपनी दुल्हन की तरह और बस करो में डुबो आप लोग हजारों-हजारों तो लेट जाऊंगा घर की चाबी दुल्हन पिछली बार इधर बिल्डिंग तालियां बजाकर होना पड़ेगा आप लोग और जब मन करे तब आ लेकिन यह 24 संभालकर रखना क्योंकि कुछ ही दिनों में इस चाबी का हकदार को यूं और होने वाला है ए middle-class मावा यदि आपको लेट नाइट घर आने पर झाड़ू से लेफ्ट थे तो इसका मतलब यह है कि आपके सिंगल रोडवेज गिने-चुने रखें या आने वाले तूफान से पहले का सन्नाटा था या मेरे कानो में एयर फोर्स लगे थे मुझे कुछ नहीं पता है लेकिन अगर आपके घर में किसी अचार डिपार्टमेंट ज्यादा बड़ा बेटा होने लगे तो समझ लो आपकी फैमिली में नहीं आए दिन होने वाली है कि उस रात खराब दिन बजे में हल्का होने गया तो कमरे से मुझे हल्के की आवाज सुनाई दी थी कि मैं वहां गया तो कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो हुआ है अजय को कि मधुबनी का सीजन टाइम तो खत्म हो चुका था डैडी जूनियर के ऑडिशन दे नहीं सकते हैं हैंड्स फ्री किस के इशारों पर नाच रहे थे आपको इंटरव्यू लेना है तो पहले जाकर उनका इंटरव्यू लीजिए क्वार्टर थे जिन्होंने में स्नान के फील्ड मम्मी ए कि बबी तहसील की गलियों से गुजरता था तो लोग यही चिल्लाते थे वह कुमार का वह ट्वीट अ मेरे पास कि मुझे हमेशा लगता था शादी कराना बच्चों का खेल होता होगा अगर आप राजस्थान से हो तो अगर ना तो मैं बच्चा था और मांगलिक जो बच जाता है में से एक है हुआ है हुआ है [संगीत] अजय को [संगीत] MP3 कि अ इस बॉक्स पापा थोड़े पैसे देना है कर दो MP3 कर दो मैं अपनी विद्या मेरे पैसे दे दो जूते लो पैसे दो जूते लो ढेर लग गया था MP3 ठीक है की हद तो तब हो गई जब मम्मी मेरी सारी उनके मुझसे कहने लगी ढही पैसे तो वह बेशक उनके लिए फिर हेलो कैसे इन्फ्रेंस हैंडल थे नोडल कौन है का पानी सर के ऊपर से जा चुका था हमने मुझे कोई राम चाहिए था ना कोई रहीम न चीनी वाला गुड न मन का मीत चाहिए तो सिर्फ इंसान है [संगीत] मैं तुम्हारे मां-बाप तुम्हें फेसबुक पर शादी भी उसमें तय करते हैं मुस्लिम व हाल फिलहाल किसी शादी में दावत खाने गए थे नहीं तो सोनू निगम का कोई मैसेज आया तब से मुझे दो हुआ है कर दो कि आखिर ऐसा क्या हुआ था एक फोन वाइब्रेट कर रहा था मेरा अ मैं तुम्हारे माता-पिता इंसान नहीं रहे तो सास ससुर बन चुके हैं इसके तुम्हारी होने वाली बीवी के और इस बीवी को इस टेंडर में लाता है शादी का भूत और मौलिकता हैं इस प्रजाति के भूत माता पिता प्रथम हमला करते हैं जब उनके बच्चे उन्हें कोडिंग बड़े हो जाए ज्यादा समय तक इसे बचे रहना बहुत मुश्किल है को पता नहीं कलाम साहब कैसे बच को शायद पूरी उम्र पढ़ाई में उतार दीजिए तो मठ - एपीजे अब्दुल सलमान जी इतने बेहतर थे कि उनके जन्म के दौरान उनकी प्रेग्नेंसी बेहतर दो सीरियसली मैं बोली इसमे है कि मैंने मंडल ने किसी लंगर में डिस्कवर किया पिछले साल उन्हें सिंगल रहने में लाइफटाइम अचीवमेंट अवार्ड मिलाएं मेरी संस्था बींग मांगलिक शेव द बेस्ट प्लेस नाम की मुहिम के अंतर्गत काफी सारे सिंगल्स को कपिल बनने से बचाती है यह शादी का भूत 10th मैथ्स की उम्र में बस की उंगलियां मैं करवाता है मगर भूत चाहे कितना भी बड़ा क्यों न हो हर किसी के शॉट एड्रेस में एक ने एक विकसित होती ही है इस लग्न का समय हो चुका है गोलगप्पे का स्टैंड भी लग गया है अब तो उसे आना ही पड़ेगा ना हुआ है है और हां में 31वां बनाओ है और सुनो यह रखो प्रेसिडेंट है हुआ है ए लिटिल बिट टू जिम पर टो टॉक हेलो सोनू निगम का कि बिना डांग डिंग डिंग डिंग डिंग डिंग डिंग डिंग डिंग डांग डिंग डांग डिंग डांग थैंक यू हुआ है आप सा कोई और नहीं साफ बल्ध पकड़ा है अपने थोड़ा है अ झाल का नई दिल्ली अटलजी कुछ करवा चुके हैं मैं तुम्हें एक मांगलिक लौंडे का कुछ नहीं बिगाड़ सकती हैं कर दो जो अंकल आंटी ने लाइसेंस मेरा मांगलिक दोष दूर किया बल्कि मेरी शादी भी करवा दी थी को हैंग गॉड मुझे फादर बीवी मिली यह हुआ था जिसने खुद अपने हाथों से चलें प्लीज मेरे दूधों को फतेह जी पटेल जी की आप क्या कर रहे हो आप लोग आप लोग कब समझोगे की शादी करने से लाइट नहीं आती है दुनिया भर में कितने लोग है जो अपने शादी से उन्हें जरुर थोड़ी शादी करना शकुनि के लिए होंगी कि पुलिस अधीक्षक हैं हम एप्लिकेशन लेते हैं कि इतने बिजी रहता है घर में बहू होगी हमारा ख्याल रखेगी और पापा को तो सही और हथियार रखने के लिए और आने वाले टाइम पर मैं 9 तो भी आप लोग सिक्योर लेंगे टर्म इंश्योरेंस है आप कितने समझदार लोग है यह हमारा पिंटू हर हफ्ते इस कि चट मंगनी पट ब्याह और पटरानी और सुनाओ और पिंटू पिंटू अंतराल आखिरी पता नहीं कलाम साहब कैसे बीच को शायद पूरी उम्र पढ़ाई में उतार दीजिए मेरे सारे ब्लुटूथ हेलो दोस्तों मैं क्या की तैयारी करूंगा उक्त 200mb है हुए 2 साल एनरोलमेंट मैं निकाल लूंगा ड्रॉप 114 कर दो और कृष्ण की तैयारी लुट अपॉइंटमेंट होम सेक्रेटरी ए कि सरकारी नौकरी है और नौकर-चाकर अ कि सरकारी बंगला लालबत्ती की गाड़ी हां लालबत्ती गाड़ी नॉट गो फीचर्स पर होलीडे ए फन फैक्ट्स ओं ए स्लाइट हो हैं हरेक पक्ष को [संगीत] कि अ अ कर दो लुट कि सरकारी बंगला लाल बत्ती वाली गाड़ी यह सब सुनकर फाइनली वेरिफिकेशन लविंग पैरंट से मुझे कुछ साल का टाइम दिया और सबसे बड़ी बात उन्होंने फैमिली और सिगरेट छोड़ दिया कर दो अच्छा अच्छा मैं निकलता हूं चाबी मैंने रख लिए अब तो मेरा यह क्या तेरा यह के शाम को जल्दी आ जाना है [संगीत] MP3 कि अजय सुनती हो कर दो कर दो कि टाइल्स साफ वाचिंग दिस वीडियो पसंद आया प्लीज लाइक कर दो शेयर कर दो यार सब्सक्राइब ऑफिस अभी मैं सोचा कि मैं भी टर्म इंश्योरेंस लेता हूं यह एचडीएफसी लाइफ इन लेना है हां भाई भी 27 सॉन्ग अभी न तो पीने का मन क बढ़ेगा तेरी भाभी जी को रहेगी और घरवालों की नजरों में कोई शक नहीं है और तुझे कर रहा है खून था यह लुट के भाषण है अरे शादी तो मैं करूंगा व पहले घर तो ले लूं पहले मम्मी बहुत क्रिसपी लेकर आधी मैंने अपनी कॉपी और कलम उठाई मुंबई ओं 11th मिलती है और कब्रिस्तान नहीं आते हैं ऐसा लेकर आता है दुबई से भाई का फोन आया था इरफान ज्यादा धातु प्रॉब्लम है नौकरी लगेगी जो भी इस तरफ उसके साथ डेट पर जा सकती है हाथ पकड़ती से होने के बाद थे छूट जाती थी शादी सिंपल करना है वह हॉटस्पॉट ऑफ मिशिगन अलार्म को कॉल किया उसने पूरा गांव कर दिया और को अगर कुछ हो गया और पॉजिटिव ही सिंपल ने अपने घरवालों से कहा कि जब शादी करेंगे एक साथ करेंगे मतलब ही के दिन करेंगे डन करेंगे इस मतलब में मैंने शादी से बचने के लिए है कि मुझे को बताया कि शादी हुई है कि शादी से बचने के लिए मैंने लड़के वालों से दहेज मांग लिया क्वेश्चन खत्म होना जरूरी होता ना संयुक्त राष्ट्र मिशन स्कूल के बात है ना कि हमें NN6KOJiNvuQ,TVF's Tech Conversations With Dad | Generation Gap Qtiyapa,2017-11-18T14:34:05Z,PT6M29S,1995489,52377,1323,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN6KOJiNvuQ,," अजय को अजय को मैं तेरे चेहरे से तेरे चेहरे से नजर नहीं हटती आज बेटा पिघला पावर पैसे के लिए फोन करता हूं क्या ऐसे याद नहीं आ सकती कि आपकी और तू मेरे बर्थडे भी नहीं है पैर कुछ नहीं थोड़े पैसे चाहिए थे मुझे भी एक रिस्पोंस मिलना चाहिए थे मैंने कुछ नहीं बात बता बेटा तीसरी तनख्वाह वड़ा कहां जाता है वड़ा कर देता है आपने इतनी और डिफिकल्ट रखिए दूसरे अध्ययन के लिए आने लगती है उठ मैंने भी राइट साइड से देखता हूं आजकल यह पापा की प्लानिंग इज्जत तू पापा बनेगा तब मुझे पता किसकी से पैसे कुछ नहीं है वह म्यूजिकल फेस्टिवल है तो उसकी टिकट के लिए चाहिए रिक्वेस्ट है यह कौन से तैयार होता है कि कैलेंडर में तो कुछ नहीं मैन चैनल पंचांग में नहीं था कुछ पंचांग तीज-त्योहार थोड़ी देर शाम के गाने बजा घ्र घ्र [हंसी] फंक्शन में रहते हैं इसमें घृतकुमारी कौन सब बकवास बात है इतनी मेहनत से मुक्त पैसे बचाता हूं तेरी मम्मी से और तू से घ्र घ्र इस चीज के ऊपर चीज के ऊपर अरे कुछ नहीं हुआ अपने मित्र इसको लेकर नौकरी का योग तो उसकी शादी हो गई नाम वाले से आई एम काशीपुर से है जहां से भी है हैंडसम है और फेसबुक पर देखा था पैकेट भी अच्छा उसका अब उसके बच्चे के मां-बाप लेंगे यह देखिए करना है इसलिए बहुत इन्वेस्ट किया हुआ ऐसी मत जाने दो काम करने रिलेशनशिप बना लें भैया भाभी को डिनर पर बुला ले काहे काम आएंगे बोलो अरे बाबा फैसलें पास देंगे और आजकल की बकरा ढूंढते तो हमारे ज़माने गुणों में एक मतलब होता है पूरी होती धातु मान गए हो नूर आ गया है वाह क्या लिखा था गुलजार साब ने और तुम्हारे आशिकाने कफील धक दिल अरे भैया आगे तो बोल यह भी गुलजार साहब ने लिखा है एवं उन दर्शकों की दुकान चलाना पड़ता हुआ था मतलब Vivo अमिताभ भट्टाचार्य इतने बेगाने लिखकर पॉपुलर हो गया तो कांप्लेक्शन के लिए उदास आपने का गाना प्रति आज के आंगन में है क्या अश्लीलता नशा अरिजीत सिंह सेल्फी और हमारी धमनियों में यहां से साथी कि नेशन ओं कि दंगा रोधी अनुसार [संगीत] वीरवार ही चल के तुझे मैं लेके चलूं एक ऐसे गगन क्या तुम्हारे पापा पापा हेलो हां यस किसे कहते हैं समझाइए इसे कहते हैं तो कह रहा हूं [संगीत] जूसर मिक्सर के बाद मानव सभ्यता की प्रगति के लिए किसी चीज का आविष्कार हुआ है ना तो यह है कि चीज बनाई बनाने वाले हैं इसमें 5000 की नोट जाने हैं वह मींस यानि कि गीत माला है अलग-अलग मूड के ट्रैक हैं अरे वाइज बहुत सारी इन्फॉर्मेशन आपको इस बारे में वरना कल यहां पर लैपटॉप हो गया तो फोन करके पूछ रहे थे अरे जीतू यह कंप्यूटर वाले टास्क मैनेजर साहब का नंबर देना भाई कोई मुकाबला ही नहीं है उसके मुकाबले यह बच्चों खेल है बहुत ही इजी है तो बोल रिड्यूस कर दूंगी मेरे पास क्रीम कलर है राजा बेटे के लिए मैं भूल जाता हूं सारे कॉर्ड्स मिल जाएगा तू सच्ची पी यादव ने बचपन से देख रहा हुं और पिछला के देते हो वीडियो गेम कुर्सी क्रिकेट खेल ऊंच-नीच का खेल सहित अच्छी बनी रहेगी होली ठंडाई पीने बोलता करो लेखक लोग नाइट्रिक एसिड में गई थी इस बार नदिया पारवा कटती वह तनाव नदी तो इसमें भी ऐसा थोड़ी होता है पापा जी कि अटॉर्नी तो 15 साल पहले की बात है तेरे अंदर मेरे लिए इतना जहर भरा पड़ा है आज मैंने छुट्टी कुछ है तेरी भलाई के लिए कहा है तो आदमी के भले के लिए कह रहा हूं कि कौन से कौन से भूल जाओ फिटिंग का हूं मैं है क्या सारे सेम टू सेम तो लगते हैं उससे नुकसान नहीं है बहुत टाइट हमारे कानों में आपकी तरह नहीं या तो साइड एक सीधी साइड हमारे मन में ट्रांस है फ्रंट है रेफर है सब कुछ है वहीं किशोर कुमार के गाने सुनाएं किशोर कुमार रवि करते थे अरे अरे तुम सुनाओ क्या बेटे लहसुन की दो [संगीत] यहां पर मत कि के लिए पूछेगा है आए अगर रैप कर रहे हो गया पुष्टि के पोल्ट्री हो गई क्या मीनिंग मीनिंग आफ किशोर कुमार जी ने रेप की परिभाषा यह समझ में ना आए थे फिर दोस्तों के बीच में बैठे हैं कि अ किशोर गाने की सुनाएगा यह खून बेटा जहां याद दिला अपनी जिंदगी सच में चले कि आपने कौन सा पता कितने पैसे हैं 15000 कि टॉप 10,000 कर दो हेलो हेलो हेलो पापा पापा आपके सांसो की आवाज आ रही है कुछ हो नहीं कटाएं हेलो अरे अभी तो बोल रहे थे कि अपने चीरवा सुनो इस अश्लील शै हाय हाय जा रे जा रे हे गाइस नमस्कार अ यहां पर वीडियो अच्छा लगा होगा अगर आपको अपने किसी दोस्त को कुछ गिफ्ट देना है यह मम्मी लीडरशिप देना है तो यह सारेगामा कारवां ही गिफ्ट ही बड़ी कमाल की से उनको अच्छा लगेगा और उन सब को बोलिए कि हमारा वीडियो शेयर करें और टीवी प्ले ऐप डाउनलोड करें हमें अच्छा लगा" hsvob9Bpdco,TVF's An Unnamed Medical Report,2017-10-30T12:11:00Z,PT10M10S,5864158,109232,2080,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvob9Bpdco," Dad. Aakanksha. Jeetu. Dad. Jeetu. Son, we've gone through one round, right? Let's stop this. This Mexican Stand-up doesn't seem fun, let's play something else. Do you have UNO or something like it? Dad, we're not playing to waste time, we're playing to see whose reports it is. And how did it tear? I'll go check the bin, if I find something there, we may find a name. The garbage man cleared it out, son. I went after him, he was close to 'Khandelwal Sweets' collecting more garbage. I requested him to let me check his truck, but he refused. To add to it, he spoke about 'Swachh Bharat' for 10 minutes. He was right. But then I came back after that. Son, this is normal. Don't worry. Dad, everything is normal for you. You tore off one of the zeros from the electricity bill and I paid 800 bucks. I had to pay a penalty for that. You did the same during my admissions to IIT. I didn't get selected there because of you. He tore my admit card! You're acting like you would've cleared IIT as soon as you were born. Akanksha, just ask him where certain diagrams of thermodynamics are, in physics or chemistry. He'll look up at the sky and act like he's thinking about something. Look at that. Why are you talking about the past, dad? Okay, I'll talk about new things. Did you read this report? Yeah, the cholestrol is high and calcium is low. Aren't you ashamed of saying it? Is it your age to do this? Akanksha... When I was 30 years old, I had girls lined up to marry me no matter where I went. But I was already married at 24 and I had already had him when I was 30. I looked that young. Dad, these are not my reports. No, no. It's not yours at all. Your grandpa gave it as dowry to me. Have you ever looked at your routine? Akanksha, I've told him so many times to wake up early and do yoga. It affects the health. But no, he never does it, he leaves early and comes late, then he sticks to the TV. To watch that terrible couple from DC. What? Who? The Underwoods from House of Cards. Wow, such good knowledge. You're a river of knowledge, child. Forget 'bout that, child. Tell me something, son... Why am I finding empty packets of junk food in your bag? Are you an alcoholic now? Hey, why are you staring at her? Talk to me! Now you're going to stare at me? Dad, I must've just bought it in case I got hungry. I must've eaten it only when I didn't have anything else. Also, didn't we all go to the clinic together? How can say it's mine? I'll just call and check with them. I'll tell them to email it to me. You just need an excuse to stick to your phone. Call them! You don't trust your dad or my experience, but you trust your phone. Okay, let's just wait for 3-4 hours. When our reports come, we'll know who has high cholesterol and low calcium. Your reports? You're still saying this is my report? You're doubting your dad's health? Did you forget what your grandpa would say? -An Apple a day? -Keeps the doctor away... Akanksha, you're a goddess of knowledge and wisdom. You're great! He can't even do this much and he says it's my reports. Look at how it's done, son. Oh, that was a burp... I had a late lunch, right? The Koftas(Indian dish) and biryani(Indian dish) were great! I'll show it to you later. I'll just have to go to the loo. Saw my dad acting? He's been doing it for 6 years and still can't get it. What about what you do? You tell me you occasionally have it but, chew gum every day. Look at how black your lips are. What are you talking about now? You you also act like you exercise. I think dad is right, the reports must be yours. Yeah right! I eat fruits, I've stopped sugar, I do yoga and take the stairs! I also have 'Lite Horlicks' with milk every day. It doesn't even have added sugar in it! I'm taking good care of myself. I think they're your reports. Excuse me, it definitely can't be my reports! I do all that you do. Really? In that case, do the yoga pose that dad was talking about. If you claim to be fit. All this doesn't happen along with work, man. I seem to manage it. I jog for 3 days a week and do the 'Bhangra work-out' for 3 days. Excuse me, ma'am, dancing to a Daler Mehndi song is not exercise. That's not even Bhangra (Indian dance form). -Really? You show it to me. -This? That's a work-out? -I'm a fitter than you are. -Is that so? I use the stairs but why do you use the elevator? 'Cause I'm always carrying more stuff. And you're always lagging behind when we go out for walks. 'Cause you have long legs. Oh... And when... Give me a minute, there's a lot more. I need to think about it. Why are you talking about me? Look at yourself! Tell me, how many days did you hit the gym last month? Gym has nothing to do with fitness, man. Having a lean body is in now. I do chair yoga every day. The other day, I pressed CTRL+S on Mishra's computer. With my foot! Pick this up. With your foot! That's easy. I've had a heavy lunch... And a late lunch... And you made such good Malai Koftas (Indian dish). You made them really well, but it was a little rich. Um, Jeetu... -What? -Actually... -Your calcium! -Calcium, what? -Didn't you get tired soon 2 nights ago? -What are you talking about!? It's a muscle not a bone! It has nothing to do with calcium. Also, 2 days back? We did it at least a week back... Praise God... Fix the tap... Oh it's an open kitchen.. Okay, okay... Can't you be aware, Aakanksha? My dad's at home, I wonder what he'll tell mom now. You've turned to abstinence... Sorry, I didn't notice. What are you laughing at? The milk is done being boiled. Listen, no matter whose reports they are, we need to focus more on health. Let's start something? -Jogging? -Yoga. Let's do it together. And not just 3 days in a week. Dad, open it carefully. This is such a good report! Aakanksha, this is really good! -Give me my reports. -These are mine, dad. Show that to me. -Those are your reports. -These are my reports? My reports? Sugar levels, cholesterol and calcium... -They're all high for me? -Yes, dad. But such high cholesterol and sugar levels? I've to call your mom! What? Jeetu's mother? I... I... I am... Where... Where are you? In the kitchen? Just sit down for a bit. No, don't stand. I need to tell you something so sit down. I'm coming back tomorrow. No, no... Akanksha is taking very good care of me...but... She's a goddess, but we got some tests done and my reports are bad. Look, this is all we could be together, I have to leave now. Call Ramchandar, okay? He does some notary work, so he can get my will made. Also, do you remember the place we bought for Jeetu's studies in Kota? We'll have to sell that now. No, don't worry... You just start practising to sign on a cheque... Dad, nothing has happened! Just exercise and it'll all be okay. What sort of a child are? You're saying nothing's happened?! Do you have brains? My life is... -Sulochana, I'm blind! -Dad, the power's out. Oh, the power's out? No, he says that it's just a power cut. Instead of dealing with all of this, I wish they my reports...", कि पापा बाहर आ मैं भी तो हूं और पापा जी तू बेटा एक राम हो गया ना बंद करते हैं मैसेज सेंड और मजा नहीं आ रहा था और कि उन है क्या अरे पापा टाइमपास के लिए थोड़ी खेल रहे हैं रिपोर्ट किसकी यह पता लगाने के लिए रहे हैं कि ऊपर से पता कैसे हो कि मैं 10 मिनट भून गया तो शायद मिल जाएगा तो फिर ना पता चल जाएगा लेकर मैं गया था वहां पर सब्सक्राइब करें ऐसा करने से मना कर दिया ऊपर से 10 मिनट के लिए स्वच्छ भारत में लौटे बाघ के पिंजरे में कूदा था [संगीत] कि को सब्सक्राइब करें थैंक यू क्विलिंग बैठ कर रो पड़ी है ए हां अवधेश थोड़ा ज्यादा है कैल्शियम कम है श्रम भी यही बोलते हैं हां तेरी मां क्या है और यह हो चम्मच तिल का दाना तो मैं पत्थर शादी में निकल जाता था मैयत में चला जाता था तो मेरे इस टो की लाइन लग जाती थी चकली 14 साल मेरी शादी हो चुकी थी गोद में था यह कितना सच लगता था अरे पाऊंगी लेकिन थोड़ी यह नीति छोड़िए ना भूलें मुझे ढूंढता हूं वक्त समझते हैं प्रभु मैं कितनी बार बोला इसमें को प्राणायाम को अनुलोम-विलोम को उसे तहत ग्राहक पड़ता है कि नहीं गांव में ढूंढ रही थी यह सुविधा यह उठाकर और आप नोजल घर में घुसे और चिपक जाएगा TV के साथ वह डीसी का मकान उपभोक्ता करने के लिए क्या किसको अनवर यादव कार्ड वह चैनल है का ज्ञान की गंगा मैंने उसको थोड़ा नमकीन लुटेरे हैं है तू शराब पीने लगे तो शराबी होगी शराबी हो गई है कि अरे बहु क्योंकि द्वारा मुझसे बात कर मुझे एक बहुत पुराणी दिखाएगा तो अच्छा अरे पापा आलू भुजिया जनरली पहले खरीदी होगी पड़ी रही उस बैग में भूख लगी होगी निगम के साथ आप इतनी आसानी से कैसे बोल रही हूं रिपोर्ट है मेरे फोन करके पूछ लेता ना मेरे घरवाले तुम रिपोर्ट बहाना चाहिए फोन चिपकने का कर ले फोन बात पर भरोसा नहीं है बाकी राज्यों में भरोसा नहीं है फाइबर होता है ठीक है तीन चार घंटे वेट कर लेते हैं जो हमारे रिपोर्ट्स आई हैं तो पता चल जाएगा कि किसका कौशल ज्यादा और इसका टाइम है हमारी रिपोर्ट पुलिस को अभी भी कहना है कि यह रिपोर्ट मेरी है तो आप की सेहत पर उंगली उठा रहा है पूरी बचपन में दादा जी क्या बोलते थे एन एपल ए डे कीप्स थे डॉक्टर अवे ओं जय हो ओम सरस्वती और लक्ष्मी दोनों का पी समान श्वेत हमारे तो बस की बात नहीं है [संगीत] झाल का कि फैकबुक गार्डन होनी राम भाई साहब से बोलने की रिपोर्ट मेरी है [हंसी] घ्र मे कि महक नाटक है 16 साल से वह करें अब तक मिले रखेंगे और तुम जो नाटक करते हो मुझे क्वेश्चन है बोलकर रोज मिर्च हींग खाते हो तुम्हारे होंगे को काले हो गए अरे यार कब कहां की बात कहां ले जा रहे हो तुम भी थोड़ी मीटिंग कर लिया करो एक्सरसाइज करना है मुरब्बा सही कह रहे हो रिपोर्ट में तुम्हारी होगी अच्छा जबरदस्ती को मेरी रिपोर्ट होगी फ्रूट खा रहा हूं योगा कर रहा हूं सीढ़ियां चढ़ करो कर कुछ हाथ नहीं लगा रहा हूं दूध के साथ हाइड्रॉलिक विरुद्ध शुगर भी नहीं है मैं अपना पूरा ख्याल रखा मुझे लगा तुम्हारी रिपोर्ट है वह हेलो मेरी रिपोर्ट तो बिल्कुल नहीं हो सकती जो जो तुम कर रहे हो ना मैं वह सब कुछ करती हूं अच्छा तो करो वह जो पॉवर से भूमिका संसद के रेकॉर्ड मे टो दो सो कि अरे ऑफिस आदमी समय नहीं होता यार अब कि मैं तो - कर लेती हंसते मैं तीन दिन जोगिंग घटिया तीन दिन भांगड़ा व करती थी यह लो मैडम तुरंत कि लगाकर धर्मेंद्र कश्यप करने को थोड़ा वक्त आउट नहीं करते हैं इंसान को मना भी नहीं होता है अच्छा तुम करके रख यह हो गया और कई दशकों में अच्छा मुसाफिरों मसीह के लिए की मौत हो कि मैं पास ज्यादा समान होता है और डिजिट 153 तो ढलती उम्र में आप प्यार और जब अब एक मिनट में बहुत सारी चीजें हैं मैं तुझे क्या सुना रहे हो अपना देखो अच्छा बताओ तुम लास्ट मन कितने दिन मे झिम रिम झिम निसर्ग डिफरेंस कछुआ दी आजकल लंगोटी वाला चल रहा है रोजगार होगा कर रहा हूं परसों अपने चेहरे बट मिश्रा जी का कंट्रोल है तो जैसा मैंने पैर से उठा पैर से अ कि इजी है को अभी लंच किया है थोड़ा लेट लूज हो गया तुमने तो मलाई को से बना लिए अच्छे बने थे थोड़ा हैवी हो गई [संगीत] अच्छी तो ये क्या हैं मैं तुम्हारा कैल्शियम गर्ल्स वांट मैं परसो तक भी जल्दी गए थे ना पर कैसे बात कर रही हूं यार सब मसल मोड ऑन करो कि मुझे रानी है और कौन सी परसों रात एक हफ्ते पहले कुछ हुआ है हरि ओम प्रभु ठीक है उसको खराब हो ठीक ठीक है पापा घर पर हैं सॉरी मैंने ध्यान नहीं दिया और हंस कह रहे हो यार दुर्बल गया था ये दुनिया धुंधली कि इन थे अंतिम शुभे लुट जिसके भी आर्म होल थोड़ा और टाइम तो देना ही कुछ शुरू करेगा योगा करते हैं से 7 मिनट के अंदर द्वितीय नबी है अरबी ठीक से फूल हूं देख लो [प्रशंसा] में आ अरे वाह फिर सर्वगुण संपन्न रिपोर्ट है वह बहुत बढ़िया है आप मेरी पोस्ट यह तो मैं रिपोर्ट को है हुआ है कि यह आपकी हो कि मेरी फोटो है कि शुगर कॉलेस्ट्रॉल कैल्शियम सबसे ज्यादा बढ़ा दो हां हां हां हां यह तो हमें हम अनुभव मैं तुम पकड़ो किचन था तो मुझे [संगीत] कल की ट्रेन से वापस आ रहा [संगीत] है [संगीत] कि हमारा जो रामचंद्र का काम करता था ना उसको मत करो कि नहीं तेरे को पापा लाइव रही है घ्र घ्र से कर रहा है उनको थोड़ा सा तक आप टीवी से आधे पापा कुछ नहीं हुआ है आपके राइट साइड में यार कुछ नहीं हुआ और वैसे भी तो लेफ्ट साइड में होता है दूसरे आप लोग समझाओ यार पापा ठीक हो जाएगा चिंता बहन आप लोग इतनी है इसका ध्यान रखिए एंड लैड लाइक ए व्होर इलेक्ट्रोलाइट सिक्यूरिटी एंड डिजाइंड फॉर बोथ अरे ऑनलाइन ऑर्डर कर सकते हो तो प्लीज आप w_CuHxcNxu0,"TVFPlay | Bisht, Please! S01E01 | Watch all episodes on www.tvfplay.com",2017-04-09T07:07:00Z,PT26M5S,2105696,15964,1378,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_CuHxcNxu0," Donny? Donny? Donny? Baby, let me focus. I'm working on a new prank. Have you seen my cupcake t-shirt? Just have a look in my mobile charger collection. Donny since how many years have we been together? 6 baby. And in these 6 years, what is the one thing I've specifically told you not to do? I'm so sorry I smoked. I'm so sorry. This. Baby I won't ever do it again. The 20 pack. Sorry baby. What does 'sorry baby' mean? I'll do as you say. When you get a cough attack in the morning, who is going to get you hot water? You're right. I'm so sorry. I can't wake up early every day. I love you. Donny since how many years have we been together? 14. No, 6. And in these 6 years, what is the one thing I specifically told you not to do? I wore your panty again, didn't I? No. The other one thing. That was a one time prank. Why would I put a mosquito coil on your ladyfinger, again? You think I'm stupid? You promised me. You think I don't know what you do, when you say you're going out for a walk? Now will you speak up or should I? Okay, okay. I confess. I slept with Parnika. Huh? But it was only once. No. Okay, Sherlock Holmes. Relax. You win. It was thrice. A week. No, I was talking about Our relationship. I know it's dead. The attraction, the intimacy, the excitement It's all over. You can't even understand what I say. Donny if you talk in Odiya, how will I Neetu. I was about to tell you, but it's good that you've already got it. I can't be with an ordinary girl like you. It's over. Oh, this cigarette is for my joint... Oh. Oh. Prank! Look! There's the camera Get out Donny. Donny, my purse! It has my Aadhaar card! Guard! Today's the 13th, right? Miss Neetu Bisht. For you, every day of the month is the 13th. Do you know that today Donny and I were going to complete 50 months since we moved in together. I can't do it, man. I'll take a half day. I need to cry it out. Bisht, please. Why do you need to go home to cry? Go do it in the washroom. Please work as of now. How can I work Soham? I used to wash his underwears. He used to fart on my face and make prank videos. And I said nothing. After raising him for so many years, he does this. What man, Bisht. You... What did you do? Water the plant at least. I've been making the report alone since a week. Please handle the presentation in the evening. Stop overreacting, okay? Men cheat all the time. Amitabh cheated on Rekha. And it's very common for a small town girl like you. You'll throw him out of the house for this? Really? What should I have done? Celebrated? Listen Poonam. My boyfriend is sleeping with an unknown chick. I'm throwing a party at my place tonight. Want to come? Okay. I'll go to the parlour and be back. If a meeting comes up, please handle it. Bye. Tata. I don't believe this man. You're asking me to forgive him? You know it's his fault, right? Bisht, pause. Relax. Play. I'm asking you to take advantage of the situation, idiot. Look. Bisht. You never had power in this relationship. But now you have the chance. If you accept him now, he'll feel guilty for life. You'll have the winning arguement for every fight. 'You cheated on me!' You'll have power in your hands Bisht, instead of underwear cleaning soap. Plus you win this voucher. What voucher? A voucher that reads, revenge. The license to have sex with anyone, anytime. Under the Revenge Act of 1947. No, but he's with someone else. I just can't take him back. Bisht, you're 28. If Donny doesn't come back, you'll be left with only 2 options. Arranged marriage or suicide. And let me tell you, as your best friend I can’t see you lifted on four shoulders, being taken to your wedding No, I was living in with him because I didn't want to get married yet. If Papa finds out, he'd directly And Donny has moved in with Parnika. What do I do Soham? The answer is right behind you. I should ask Krittika? Krittika knows shit. You gave Donny too much space. So he found alternatives. Now stop being an escapist. You need to enter his home and end Parnika. Once he sees that you still have control over him, he will shift priorities and TAB (then). he will beg to be with you. How could I not see this before? You're right. Once he comes back, I can save our relationship. Right. But you do realise that you've deleted the entire report and saved a blank PPT? Oh shit. Now? I'm taking a half day. You handle the presentation. Parnika, you should be ashamed. As a woman, how can you do this to another woman? Wait Parnika. I know this is your house, but just a second. And Donny Why are you hiding your face? Just look at me. Look at me. Hey madam. It's been half an hour since you marked your entry, do you want to go up or not? Donny, please leave my foot. Leave it, Donny. Parnika, please don't interrupt. Do you even know the meaning of commitment? And Donny, you stand up. Donny, I I I've washed your underwear Donny. And you cheated on me with her? I mean with her?! What kind of a cheap sexual fantasy Why are you making so much noise? You haven't hit the aim even once. You won't be able to do it. Go home and cook. One second. Why won't she be able to do it? Just because she's a girl, she can't do anything except cook? Hey madam. He's my son. Balwinder? Yes, dad? And everybody should know how to cook for themselves, right? Do you think cooking is only a woman's job? No, but you I mean It's important to play too. Munni? Munna? You go ahead and play, son. If he has a problem, go play somewhere else. It's such a big society I don't know what's wrong with parents these days. They don't encourage their kids at all. Here, take your charger. That's why we don't win medals in the Olympics. The lift isn't working madam. And you anyway seem to be an athlete. Run up to the fifteenth floor. Dino? You had asked the help for a maid, right? Seems like one of his relatives is here. I'm not a maid. Listen I'm not a maid, I Neetu? I don't know where are your headphones. Maybe you forgot them at Srinivasan's party. Neetu? You are Neetu. I always imagined someone in their fifties. Youy don't look a day over thirty five. Come, come. Hi, Parnika. So glad to finally meet you, neme-sister. Neme? What? Aww, so basic. See. When two girls have been inside the same body, they become sisters. And when the same body has been inside two girls, they become neme-sisters. Listen. I'm so sorry about this whole Dino thing. I know you must invested a lot of time, energy and emotions in this relationship. So, if I can pay you some money, just let me know. No, no, it isn't the money. I Neetu, don't be shy! You deserve a refund. And times are tough for you, clearly. Neme-sisters have to look out for each other. No... I came here to talk to Donny. That's it. The final nail in the coffin. Okay. I'll leave you guys to it. Donny. Hmm? I'm cleaning the vibrator inside. Okay. If you guys need anything, just let me know. Okay? Bye, neme-sister. Muah. Neetu. Come. Come on. Come here. Why have you come here? Can't you see me happy? Donny, she's gone. Stop acting now. Look. I know you're scared of facing me. But if you apologise I'll agree. Are you high? Oh shit. The brown box in the kitchen doesn't have brown sugar in it. It has brown sugar in it. Donny please. Stop it. Donny, I... See, I know you love me. Okay. Okay, don't say sorry Just say 'I love you' and come back to me. Neetu. I don't love you. Parnika, she's the one. And dude, I can't be with an ordinary, small town girl like you. Small town? Donny before the cyclone, you, yourself used to live in Dhekanal Besides. It's just lust. You need a smart girl with whom you can have intellectual coversations. Not some sexy Bimbo. Parnika? She's a Harvard Post Grad in Medicine. Smart. And currently she's doing her Ph.D. in Oriya Literature. Sexy! Dino? You see? She gets me. Donnie just come back, please? If my dad finds out about our break-up, he'll get me married off. Please help me out? There must be a way Donnie, please. Everybody takes advantage of innocent people. Everybody. Let me get into my creative space. There is a way. Mid-way. Isn't this clock making too much noise? From time to time Neetu, Dino and I like to experiment with our sexuality. And let me tell you, Kanika and Aslam's auditions went quite well. Let me explain to you. On weekdays we go for this. But on weekends we go for And we like weekends more than weekdays. Hmmm, who doesn't? Wait. The three of us together Donnie, what is she suggesting? Why are you being so dramatic? Vicky Christina Barcelona. You haven't seen it? Back then you were like, you asked me why they don't make films like those in India. Dino baby, its okay. It's her first time. Do you remember how nervous you were before giving a lap dance to Bedi uncle? Look Neetu. We want you in a ménage à trois. What is it called in Oriya baby? Threesome-o. What? Donnie you can't ask me to do this. I taught kids Moral Science for a year. I told you she won't be able to. She still wears shorts under her skirts. Typical small town mentality. 'I don't want to do a threesome.' Be a little open minded man. What are you talking about Donnie? You made me eat beef, buddy! That too during Navratri. You can't ask me to do this. Do you realise what an oppurtunity you're getting? Parnika is the one. You can be the two! Look you can't be my girlfriend. But you can be my Baby, what's that errotica? Half-Girlfriend. Look Neetu. Nemesis don't have to be nemesis. We can be friends. Imagine. We'll all get three times the pleasure. But I mean I can't I'm not ready Parnika. She won't be able to. Let's just finalise Aslam. Neetu, as your elder neme-sister, I promise you Your parents won't ever find out about the break up. On Facebook, Dino is all yours. And in bed, he's ours. It's either that or Arranged marriage. Choice is yours. At least give it a shot? Prank! Look! there's the camera! Hello guys! This is Dikamba Mohanty! And you're watching Power Pranks 2.0! This was me pranking Neetu. For more crazy pranks, keep watching me me me! Until then, good bye, take care. Look, loser! Oh god! It was so good! I got scared Donnie. You're so naive. Would I ever do something like this to you? When did you plan all this? I never found out. Mozart. Einstein. Donnie. Donnie. Who plays a prank for one and a half days? One and a half days? Neetu. The break up was not a prank. It was for real. I'm in love with Parnika. Oh. So just the threesome? No, no Even that is true. Except the fact that we've already finalised Aslam. Neetu. The prank was that you almost believed that somebody would want to do a threesome with you. You're so average Neetu. You're not rolling, man? Didn't you look at her eyes? It would have made for a great trailer. She was crying! Come on man! Utwaat, come on man! What did you do! Take this. Neetu, once more. You're so average man. Come on. Enough Donnie. What do you think of me? Yes, I am an average Indian girl. I like bathing with a bucket over a hand shower. It's my dream to go to Goa and get a butterfly tattoo. But when I think about how much it'll pain, I get scared. Yes, I wanted to be Kareena from Jab We Met and Kangana from Queen. Yes, I am from a small town. So? It's hard for me to move on. No matter even if it's an Asshole like you. The past 6 years, I didn't even think about anyone else except you. Not because I'm desperate, but because I'm an average Indian girl. I could have met much better guys than you. And I will find them. I'm really ordinary, right? Now watch, I'll be so ordinary that I'll be extra-ordinary. In a month Donny. And I'll be so hot, so smart, so sexy I'll also learn Oriya just to fuck with your mind. One day, you'll beg to be with me. This small town girl will make you dance on her little finger. A month, Donny. A month. 3 months Neetu. 3 months. There are multiple fractures so the doctor has advised bed rest for atleast 3 months. Thanks Soham. At least you came. Give me an apple? Those are for my house. This is for you. Wow. What is inside? Like everyday of your life, a gift. Unbox it and see what you got today. Wow. A new tab. So that I don't get bored in the hospital? You're a good friend Soham. Are you mad? I'm not giving it to you to chill. Now, everyday from 9 to 7, sit here and make my sheets and PPT's. I'll take them once you are fine. You're such a crappy friend. Bishtu, life is a box of chocolates. If this time, your chocolates have ants in them, then what should I do? Come on. Get ready, there are a lot of adventures left! Sorry. I have to go. I have nine thirty Salsa. Senorita! Hey, but Soham. How will I make the PPT with one hand? Bisht, please! 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आश्वासन इस अभियान से इस राइट बेसाइड यू अ अजय को कि कृतिका से पूछूं अधिकांश हेट यू गिव धोनी टू मच स्पेस सॉरी फाइंड ऑल डीटेल्स नॉट स्टॉपिंग रेपिस्ट्स विल नीड ए टू एंड टो हिस होम एंड पर निकाल वर्सेज लूप कंट्रोल ओवर योर प्रायरिटीज और तब ई विल बे बिग टो बे विद यू हाउ डिड नॉट सीरियस b4m ए बुक कि वह आप 4G कम्स बैक इन रिलेशनशिप लाइट मजदूर की पूरी रिपोर्ट डिलीट करके अलार्म सेट कर दो की कोशिश की कि हम मैं आप ढेरों हिंदू समाज लेना है यो यो हनी को शर्म आनी चाहिए एक औरतों के समय और के साथ ऐसा कैसे कर सकती हैं जो करने का चिन्ह है तुम्हारा घर है बड़े से कि दोनों तुम तुमको छुपा रहे हो यार स्लॉट में इधर देखो मेरी तरफ उड़द आधा घंटा हो गया एंट्री आपको जाना नहीं जाना है तो प्लीज मेरे पास मेरा फोटो ढूंढ पत्नी का मंदिर है तो कमिटमेंट का मतलब जानते हो और हनी तुम खड़े हो मैं अपनी मेज़ कि मैं नेम कि हमने अच्छे दो यार तुम्हारे न्यूज़ इन थे थर हम विद खबर क्या ऐसी कौन सी चीज बैक साइड इफेक्ट राधे-राधे ज्ञान संसार को लांघ है ए न्यू आइडिया से जड़ के रोटी बना अ है कि सेटिंग क्यों पहले से ही जसबीर वह लड़की है उसे रोटी बनाने के अलावा कुछ नहीं हो पाया है ओ मैडम बेटा मेरा टेबलेट किधर है यहां पर अपना खाना बनाने तो सबको आना चाहिए ना आपको क्या लगता है रोटी बनाने से और तो का काम है नहीं पर आप कैसे बीमार हो कि खेल-खुद इंपोर्टेंट होते हैं मुनि बेटा तुम खेलो इतनी बड़ी साइट यह प्रॉब्लम हो तो कहीं और जाकर खेलो पता नहीं चल के पैर इसको क्या हो गया बच्चों को बिल्कुल रेडी नहीं सकते हैं कि जितना चार्जर अ थे तभी मेडल यह हमारे ओलंपिक्स इन मैडम आप तो वैसे भी खिलाड़ी लगती है को दौड़ना तैरना 15 माला लुट फोन कहां है हुआ है हुआ है लुट कर दो अजय को हुआ है में आ दिनों बहादुर भैया को बाय के लिए बोला था ना तन की कोई वैल्यू चरवाही है अरे नहीं भाई मैं नहीं आ कि मुझे नहीं पता तुम्हें फोन कहां पर है श्रीनिवासन की पार्टी में लूट लेंगे तो क्यों नीतू हिस्सा लिया टेस्टी अधिदेवता हैं ए न्यू से कम दो कर दो हेलो हाय पढ़ ने कहा तो यार तू फाइनेंस मिनिस्टर में वोट आफ वेब से सी विच गिव्स अभिनेता बॉबी देओल विक्रम सिस्टम मुस्लिम बॉयज बॉयज लाइक गर्ल्स पिक अप आई एम सॉरी फॉर स्कूल मुझे पता तो मैं इस रिलेशनशिप में काफी टाइम ओर मनी कहां पर है कि ने में सर्टिफिकेट यादव से बात करने थे फाइनल में ओके अलविदा ईस्ट वेस्ट जोन ईंधन रॉड यू एनीथिंग ओं [संगीत] मैं हिंदू हूं कि चक चालू हो हुआ था मैं क्या सुनाऊं यार तुम मैं तुमसे भी खुशी दे दी जाती क्या पुरानी हो चली गई अब नाटक बंद करो लोग अनुष्का एडिफिस एंग्री बर्ड ऐसी अपोलोजाइज़ मैं मार जाऊंगी व्यवसाय पुष्ट यह तो किचन में जो बैंगल का डिब्बा है ना उसमें ब्राउन शुगर नहीं है उसमें ब्राउन शुगर है Sony Play Store पर धोनी मैप भेजें 196 गुलाबी अजय सॉरी छोड़ो ठीक है तुम आई लव यू बोलो और वापस आ जाओ इस आई डोंट लव यू ने आश्वासन दिया कि तुम जैसी ऑर्डिनरी स्मॉल टाउन लड़की के साथ नहीं रह सकता मॉडल टाऊन तो इन साइटों से पहले तुमको टेंशन में रहते थे फिर साइज इंच प्लस तुम्हें कोई स्मार्ट लड़की चाहिए इसके साथ ही न इंटेलेक्चुअल कन्वरसेशंस किसी बिंबो चितावर पोस्टेड मेडिसिन कि मार्ट इन थिस इश्यू यह पिंपल सेक्सी कि वो पुलाव रेटिंग ने मिश्रा की खाली डिब्बा थीं कि मी हाउ टो मेक ए कमबैक ना पापा को कि ब्रेकअप का पता चल जाएगा तो उम्मीद शादी करा देंगे कि कोई शरीफ लोग सब सब सब अजय को कि तभी करण वक्रीय स्पेस है हुआ है ठीक है सुबह में एक मिड-वे अ कि यह घड़ी को ज्यादा आवाज नहीं कर रहे हैं हम शान से चाहिए नहीं तो जिन्होंने लाइक टो एक्सपेरिमेंट थोड़ा समय चाहिए चालू कर असलम के ऑडिशन काफी अच्छे हैं 9th मे एक्सप्लेन चाहिए और बीक्ज पे फॉर ऊ कि प्रारंभिक एंड विल गो फॉर कि अनुभवी लाइफ इन थे मून एंड पेशेंट कि मुझे सा वेट हम तीनों एक हाउ टो नो व्हाट इस अ जैसे क्या नाटक कर रही हो यार विकी क्रिस्टीना बार्सिलोना निधि तूने तो बड़ा कर ली थी आज की यंग इंडिया में विभिन्न क्योंकि बनती है कि अ में रखिए तो वांट यू विनोद दुआ है मेरे वॉइस कॉल इंडिया बीवी भी सम्मोहित हो मैं तो दुकान डाउन ढेर मैंने एक साल बच्चों को मोरल साइंस पड़ा यार मैंने कहा था ना इससे नहीं होगा यह तो आविष्कार ट्वीट पहनती है कि कल स्मॉल टाउन मेंटेलिटी पति से नहीं करना है थोड़ा ओपन मिनट बनाओ ना यार ऊपर माइंड ओनली तुम्हारे कहने पर मैंने भी खा यार वह भी नवरात्रि में क्यों काम 10 मीटर ढेर क्या पॉज़िटिव मिली है तुम्हें समझ में आ रहा है पर निकाल धिवान लव यू कैन विजिट टू अ यह देखो तुम मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड गर्लफ्रेंड बन सकती पर यकीन बीमार है थे फिफ्थ सिटी का हाफ गर्लफ्रेंड लखन तो ट्वीट ने हम तीनों को एक साथ तीन गुना इस चैनल को सब्सक्राइब करना बिल्कुल नहीं है कि जितनी राधा थोक और Range मैरिज डांस ओं कि एचडी फोन किधर 105 कि नी हुक से आधे कितनी बुद्धू तुम कि मैं तुम्हारे साथ सब कुछ कर लूंगा मैं तू मुझसे झूठ आईएस टाइम वे वांट ऊ कि तुम बिना कोई गेम खेलो झाला कि डेढ़ दिन ए हिंदू कि ब्रेकअप गुड प्राइम एडवर्सरियल में शामिल न करने का यार कर दो एक सुसंगत फैशन मीनिंग इन थिस रूट मैं इसे कुक देखिए अब तुम को फॉलो कर सकते हैं कि नीतू दी प्रैंक व्व्ब्ल्यू वॉल्यूम हॉस्पिटल तुम्हारे साथ करना चाहेगा हुआ है 200 ग्रेड टू है हुआ है वो बोली अरे यार कितना ढूंढूं नियुक्त प्रेक्षकों को मुझे पसंद नहीं है मैं कहीं और बात कर लो भी मुश्किल होता है और मेरे लिए मोड ऑन करना फिर चाहे वह कोई तुम्हारे जैसे छोटे सुनाओ हुआ है है पिंपल मैंने तुम्हारे अलावा किसी और के बारे में सोचा भी नहीं कनविक्शन डेसपरेट एंड ऑल द अमेज़िंग कर दो कौन सी के सबसे गरीब लड़का मिल जाते मुझे भून लेंगे भी में बहुत ऑर्डिनरी हम है अब तुम देखना रेड्डी नहीं क्वार्टर ठीक नहीं है तुम सुनाइए सो हॉटस्पॉट स्मार्ट क्लासेज और नोटिफिकेशन लाइट मुझे पानी की लहरों के आखिर और के लिए कैसे कि शो टीवी रखना चाहिए तुम्हें मौसम बताओ में ही रहना तुम ठीक नहीं है [संगीत] हुआ है हुआ है कर दो हुआ है कर दो में आ जी हां अजय को है 3 महीने नीतू 3 महीने मल्टीप्ल फै्रक्चर्स डॉक्टर एडवाइज्ड बेड रेस्ट प्ले लिस्ट 3 थैंक्स राजस्व कम से कम टू तो आया कि घाटमपुर घर के लिए ऊ मैं तेरे लिए यह क्या इसमें जिंदगी की हर दिन की तरह से के अनोखे करके देख आज का मिला है कि यह वाह न्यूट्रॉन ताकि मैं हॉस्पिटल में के लिए बोलना आज हम सभी दोस्त है तू समझ नहीं रहा हूं बैठकर कुछ ठीक हो तो लाइक सबस्क्राइब और अगर इस बारे में तो मैं क्या करूं यार आप जब फ्री हो जाओगे तब बहुत एडवेंचर व की हैं सॉरी बचाना है तो एक नन्हा श्रद्धा दाणा सेओ रा दाणा सन 2009 में है अरे यार मैं एक हाथ से कैसे बनाऊंगी पीपीटी प्लीज डू हैं आपके अ हुआ था 9th नंदन धारणा है हेलो व्युअर्स उपयोगी उपयोगी टमाटर लूंगी ए बुद्धिस्ट अमीर व सचिन टू आल मुझसे कुछ पूछना है तो पूछ लें मुझे आपके सैलरी इतनी अच्छी 500 600 जय हिंद है अरे वह बेहतर बताया कि यहां सिर्फ ₹2000 के लिए बात रह गई थी वे सारी नहीं करनी है यह इस साल आई एम आस्किंग फॉर रेस आधे ताकि अपना काम करो परिवार की फैक्ट्री के बात का स्पेशल है उन्हें और सुनो मेरी में ज्यादा टेंशन मत लेना ब्रेकअप से उबरने के लिए मैं वीडियो थेरेपी ले रही हूं स्नैपडील पर तो मैं इसे भी स्नैपडील पर कोल्ड शोल्डर टॉप खरीद है आप अभी सीरियसली पर जाओ और बीच प्लीज का सेकंड एपिसोड देख को और दिखाओ ओके खुश 6g35Zhlhzec,Vipul Goyal on Second Heart Attacks || Watch Humorously Yours Full Season on TVFPlay,2017-01-18T12:58:37Z,PT2M35S,1273609,16539,201,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g35Zhlhzec,, वच ऑसम शोज एंड वीडियोस एवरी वीक ऑन टीवीएफ प्ले प एंड वेबसाइट बिकॉज इट्स नॉट न टीवी इट्स न [संगीत] [संगीत] टीवीएफ रिसेंटली ट टू हॉस्पिटल टू विजिट वन ऑफ माय फ्रेंड्स एंड आ वांटेड टू पी वेरी बडली सो आ गो टू द बाथरूम एंड रिसेप्शन सर ट्स डॉक्टर बाथरूम यू कैन नॉट यूज इट आ लाइक ग्रेट सो द विजिटर बाथरूम ए श लाइक सर वी डोंट हैव अ विजिट बाथरूम आ वा लाइक वा यार बट देन यू नो वांट टू पी वेरी बडली एंड आई डिड नॉट नो वेर टू गो सो आई जस्ट टूक अ यूरिन टेस्ट फ 00 ब य ो आई हैव दिस रिलेटिव ओल्ड रिलेटिव नो एंड ही रिसेंटली हैड सेकंड हार्ट अटैक एंड ही सर्वाइव्ड एंड वी ऑल र सो हैपी वाउ ही इज अ सर्वाइवर ही इज अ सरवाइवर सेकंड हार्ट अटैक बट देन इट कट मी थिंकिंग दैट इफ यू थिंक अबाउट दिस इंसिडेंट फम द पॉइंट ऑफ व्यू ऑफ ऑल द डिजीज बेसिकली दे सक राइट लाइक दे फेल्ड टू टाइम्स ड य ंग लाइक देर एचओडी हेड ऑफ द डिजीज इ रियली एंग्री एंड इ कॉल्ड फॉर एन ल्टी मट इनसाइड द स्टमक इ लाइक डायबिटीज वेट अस्थमा वेर इज कॉन्स्टिपेशन कॉन्स्टिपेशन किधर है यार स आई टोल्ड हिम टू कम सर बट यू नो कॉन्स्टिपेशन यार इट डजन गिव अ शिट यार एंड हुज आइडिया वाज इट टू गिव शर्माजी अ हार्ट अटैक वन डॉक्टर अगरवाल शिफ वाज गोइंग ऑन र ये डॉक्टर अगवाल इज टू गुड यार आन ही सो टैलेंटेड यार मतलब वो भाभी की जीभ देख के भैया का स्पम काउंट बता देते हैं यार और डायबिटीज के अंदर नहीं आपको काम करना है क्या है मतलब आपको 15 20 साल हो गए आपसे खुद से तो कुछ होता है नहीं उल्टा साले आपके चक्कर में लोग रेगुलर बॉडी चेकअप कराते हैं बाकी लोग और पकड़े जा रहे हैं इधर सर नाम चेंज करके विभीषण क्यों नहीं रख लेते [संगीत] आप हाय गाइस एंड गर्ल्स एंड एवरी बडी एल्स ऑल फाइव एपिसोड्स ऑफ ह्यूमरस ली योर्स आर नाउ आउट ऑन द टीवीएफ प् पप एंड वेबसाइट यू कैन डाउनलोड इट एंड वच इट राइट नाउ कमेंट लाइक शेयर ट्वीट अबाउट इट शेयर इट ऑन i vbhO8ow5tso,Aadha 24 Episode 01 | BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND,2016-05-29T11:03:40Z,PT14M30S,528514,6198,341,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhO8ow5tso,, ए वॉच ओं सोम इश्यूज एंड वीडियोस एवरी ब्वॉय पॉर्न टीवी प्ले एन website-hit-counters.com कर दो अजय को कि अ मैं बहुत देर कर दिया ने में अ कि कहीं तुमने हमारी इस सीक्रेट मीटिंग को मैं कॉलेज का लक्ष्य को नहीं समझ गया ना हुआ है कर दो हुआ है और यह 16 जीबी की पेन ड्राइव पूरे कॉलेज को ऐसे ही बर्बाद करेगी जैसे कि गूगल प्लस नहीं YouTube कमेंट को किया है घ्र कर दो में आने वाले बारह घंटे स्थान पर के सबसे मुश्किल दिन आगे 24 घंटे होंगे ना कि यदि पॉइंट एस्पिरीन 7pm टो 8pm फॉर द इवनिंग बिफोर एंड सब्सट्रैक्शन मेरा डिवाइस अगर इन real-time ऑलमोस्ट के साथ पढ़ाई की थी पूरे होते हैं और पासवर्ड डाल कि फसल कोआर्डिनेशन यूनिट यह नहीं चाहता कि वह दुनियां जिम पर आज हम लाइन मार रहे हैं वह अगले साल हमारी सीनियर बन जाएगा है इसलिए रोज़ की तरह जब मैं सुप्रिया से एक घंटा फोन पर बात करूंगा तब मैं चाहता हूं कि आप सब सफर तय कोई सवाल यह स्थिति जनरल सेकेट्री ना तू शुक्रिया से पक चुकी है अभी भी को इसको है के जरिए कटी मौजूद थे कि लंदन के वजह से कई स्टूडेंट्स को दिक्कत हो रही है ए सिस्टम ठाट यू शांति रखो मैं भी बहुत मिस करता हूं तस्वीर पर अभी एग्जाम में कोई दिक्कत न हो यह ज्यादा जरूरी है थे सेंट्रल बैंक अगले बारह घंटे हमारी जिंदगी के सबसे मुश्किल भरा घंटे इसलिए मैं चाहता हूं कि Jio नेट एयरटेल बेस्ट कि अब क्योंकि सात बच्चों के प्रति ग्रुप जय कहां है कि अब दो यो यो बेटा सिद्धार्थ की जान मिशन आ हुआ है कि आमिर पोजिशन ओं को टारगेट इनसाइट ओं में आया व क्लीयर शॉट है कि कोई एंड फादर हैव शॉर्ट एंड थ्री लड्डू वश ले ले क्यों कितनी बार बोला है फॉर्म पर जाकर गांव इसलिए बस की बात नहीं है हां यार कल के एग्जाम के लिए कौन लड़ेगा पढ़ने का क्या यार वह तो प्रेसिडेंट पर पड़ा देंगे प्लग क्यों रहा है इससे तो इंटरनेट एक्सप्लोरर आया सिटी से हो जाता है फ्रंट की साइड चल रहा है क्या डाउनलोडिंग कहां से सारे टोरेंट सहित फॉरवर्ड ब्लॉक है 26 कल रात कि Bigg Boss का सारे मिशंस फास्ट फूड टेस्टर मिनट के लिए उसी से काम चला लूंगा मगर ऐसी कोई सीनियर मेंबर तो फिर वह को वापस कर सकता है ना एक मिनट तक कर दो कि तुम नंबर 502 हैवी डाउनलोडिंग चल रही है 500 धूप यह तो प्रेसिडेंट था खुर्रम रहना लेकिन वह तो कभी कुछ नहीं देखते ना कोई TV सीरियल्स ना कोई एक रिमाइंडर ऐड करने के लिए वीडियो देख हां तभी तो कमेंट करके बढ़ा पाते हैं अ वो बोली मैं चेक करके आता हूं मैं कि मुझे जाकर लेट जाऊं तो लगेगा ना कि नोएडा हमेशा किसकी बात करते रहते हैं तो एग्जाम हुआ था है और उससे होता है समय शेष है मैं तुझसे प्रेसिडेंट मुझे बहुत डर लग रहा है अगर फेल हो गया तो वाटरिंग करनी पड़ जाएगी नहीं ढूंढ रहे जब तक मैं हूं तब तक उन्हें कोई फील नहीं कर सकता था कि अब आगे हम पढेंगे फायदेमंद से उसके बाद हेलो हमें प्रेसिडेंट ठाकुर के कमरे पर हूं कि आप चिंता मत करो मैं सब कुछ संभाल लूंगा इस बात करा दूंगा मम्मी मम्मी की कोशिश करें और तुम जो earn तुम जरा मिली जाकर चौखट से लेकर आना है कर दो की जय मा ना करूं डोनेशन से आया है पर है तो हमारा ही मैच मिटा प्रेसिडेंट मुझे खबर मिली है कि इस कांग्रेस है वे डाउनलोडिंग चल रही है कोई आपका कंसंट्रेशन बंद करना चाहता है तुम टेंशन बहुत लेते हो अब कोई मुझ जैसे अहिंसावादी मांगों का क्यों नुकसान करना चाहेगा इस प्रेसिडेंट प्रोफेसर जो सिलेबस पूरे सेमेस्टर में नहीं बढ़ा पाते आपको एक रात में पढ़ाते हो कर दो कर दो MP3 कि आपके सिक्योरिटी मेरा फ्रेंड कंडीशन है हमें प्रेसिडेंट अगर अ हो गया तो बीस परसेंट तो इसका मजा आएगा काम ढूंढ रहे थे और अधिक प्रेसिडेंट कि आप इसे 30.4 1GB का डाउनलोड खत्म हुआ है पेट पी एन सिंह पॉर्न टीवी सीरियल या आशुतोष गोवारिकर की फिल्म का प्रस्ताव कुछ भी कि मुझे कुछ भी डाउनलोड होता हुआ नहीं दिख रहा है वह माइ गॉड इसका मतलब को इस कंप्यूटर को रिमोट के एक्सेस कर रहा है जय गेट आउट ऑफ द न्यू फिट विश्व प्रेसिडेंट हमें अभी से पीछे क्यों लोकेशन पर जाना होगा कि आपको ऐसी जगह है जहां इंटरनेट कनेक्टिविटी ना हो हां सर मटका इग्नोर करूं है वह सालों से ना तो वाइफ आया है और नेटवर्क कनेक्शन कहते हैं कि वह आज भी डायलॉग मॉडल की आवाज पहुंचती है एक पाठ हम ही चला होगा next 9 चली आ ए न्यू लुक कि हम वाचिंग गिव ऊ हुआ है हुआ है कि अ बहुत जय बाबा री कि आप फिकर मत करिए सर आप चाहे तो पेशंट एसिडिटी गैस पर की एंटी वायरस है क्या करेंगे आज पूरा सिस्टम तो फ्रेश होकर रह का यह दामोदरन आपका सपना पूरा करके का यह अ हुआ है कर दो कि अ कि अ कि अ कर दो ए रुबी सिंह और पॉजिटिव अ ये सब आप यहां से की ओर है आफ्टर थे रिसेंट फ्रॉम कर देता हूं कि बच्चे हैं आ सकते हैं और आकर आपकी और किताबों की चार्ट सकते हैं और यह सब जैतून मेरी चिंता छोड़ो और अपने सिलेबस पैर ध्यान रखें अगर तुम फेल हो गए तो तुम्हारी बंदी को दीपक सा लेगा टॉय जब विपक्ष लगाने करना है और वैसे भी पूरे होटल का पास होना मेरे रिलेशनशिप से ज्यादा जरूरी है मैं तुम्हें मेंटेनेंस सेक्रेटरी बनाना हमारे काउंसिल का सबसे सही फैसला था और पोजीशन भी इस बात को मानता है इन अध्यक्ष चीज मेरे नोट्स अरुण निकल चुके थे है लेकिन उन्हें कहा हाफ कि हम प्रेसिडेंट ठाकुर कौशिक लोकेशन पर ले आए हैं तो यहीं रहेंगे वहीं पर मम्मी मम्मी मम्मी है कि एक मैं और एक तू प्रेसिडेंट के कमरे में चले गए नोट्स लेने मैं क्यों जाना मैं यही रुस्तम प्रेसिडेंट की क्वालिटी के लिए नहीं अब हक के साथ जाएंगे और नोट्स ले करेंगे मेरी सुरक्षा के लिए जो नियम है यहां हुआ है और पोस्ट कि किसी दूसरे कमरे की तलाशी ली है घटना हमेशा सही रहता है ठीक है जल्दी से नट्स भून अतुल जैन मेरे 31.13 कि वह पांच ट्रैक्टर लिए कल ही किसी एक्ट्रेसेस यह पॉइंट हॉस्टल में लाई गई है और आज मिस्टर प्रेसीडेंट का टीवी पर अपलोड करने की कोशिश की जा रही है गहने को इंट्रस्टिंग सीरीज अपऑन दोनों वॉच ह्यूमन गेम आफ थ्रोंस था अगर किसी ने उसका पहला एपिसोड शुरू कर दिया तो वह बिना सीजन खत्म किए उठ नहीं सकता अगर आज रात किसी ने ठाकुर को वह दिखा दिया तो कल पूरा बेचते हो जाएगा तो झाला शुरू भी नहीं किया है तो फिर तो फिर एक सेटिंग खोलें प्रिंटर हमरा त कर दो हुआ है हां हां बोलो जय चंद्रग्रहण प्रसिद्ध को खतरा है मेरे गहने तक किसी को भी उनके अंदर मत आने देना के अंदर आने वाला तो अंदर आ चुका है जय है क्या कि जॉन अब्राहम तू हां शो न प्राइम मैं है क्वेश्चन प्रेसिडेंट का मजा कुछ दिखाना है हुआ है कर दो कर दो कर दो मैं इंसाफ और संभोग एक साथ यह तो कुछ इंट्रेस्टिंग लग रहा है कर दो कर दो कर दो हुआ है कर दो कर दो कर दो कि शक्ति के रूप में देखना सक प्लीज ई एम सॉरी यह अ बहुत देर हो चुकी है ट्वीट अ हुए दे दो लुट कर दो हेलो हाउ टो 4 के अगले फिर देखिए जॉन इब्राहिम की घिनौनी साजिश की वजह से हॉस्टल प्रेसिडेंट ठाकुर हमें छोड़कर यह फोन में हो चुके हैं अब ना सिर्फ मुझे अपने हॉस्टल कुंठित का भरोसा जीतना होगा पर जॉन अब्राहम को ढूंढकर उससे सच क्यों करवाना होगा क्योंकि अगले आठ घंटे में हमें प्रेसिडेंट अंगूठे नोट्स नहीं मिले तो कल के एग्जाम्स में पूरा पेट साफ हो जाएगा मेरा नाम छैल भंवर है और मेरी आगे की कहानी जानने के लिए सब्सक्राइब जरूर कीजिए तो ए high-rise शुद्ध-शुद्ध फर्स्ट एपिसोड ऑफ आधा 24वीं वरीय लौट अगर आपको अच्छा लगा तो इसको शेयर कीजिए अपने सभी दोस्तों के साथ आपके व्यक्ति दोस्तों के साथ आपके नोट्स वाली दोस्तों के साथ सब दोस्तों के साथ rock-solid और सर्कुलर ने शिकायत की कि आखिर डिपो के जो कि सोर्स है वह टैबलेट पर नहीं है गाइस अब आप टीवीएस लेकर देख सकते हैं अधिकारियों की टीम ने इस वसीयत प्ले ऐप और एक साइड में तो इंतजार क्या कर रहे हो जाओ विमानों के साथ जाएगा तो यह डाउनलोड सीरियसली ऐड वेबसाइट इन थिस हुआ है yQIGh1DtKn4,What is Naveen stressed about?,2016-05-03T06:47:07Z,PT41S,487782,1258,149,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQIGh1DtKn4,, झाल कि मैं करना क्या कुछ तो बता दे कि ए रिदम एंड पोल्ट्री है विराट तो यह समझते हैं को पता नहीं था डिड यू नो तो कुछ टैक्स को बता दो यार वह करूं क्या मैं ऐसा करूं क्या यू टू लव यू हैं कैमरामैन हमेशा देता हूं इट इज बेस्ट तो सुना दे दो कर दो और सुनाओ Dse7iLRCNC8,TVF's Permanent Roommates Season 2 Promo #2 | Now on TVFPlay (app and website),2016-02-06T10:01:06Z,PT5M1S,2352048,23701,911,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dse7iLRCNC8," Micky What are you doing? You're such a deep sleeper. I kissed you and you did not even realise it. It's not funny. I'm sleeping. You also go to sleep. No, Tanu! Who likes to sleep today? I have planned a great surprise-date. Look. First,we will have Chinese. I don't want to have 'Chinese Bhel'. Not Chinese-Bhel, we will have noodles. According to Tiwari, one should always have noodles on a date. So we'll eat the noodle together.. you eat it from here, and i'll eat it from there.. And then.. we'll smooch in the middle! Don't you have a mute feature? Forget that.. Listen to the plan. I know you'll book an OLA cab next and take me to an English film. I know. Right? No Wrong We'll watch a romantic Hindi film. They show divorce and extra-marrital affairs in English films.. then you ask me if I'd do the same.. and the romance gets f.. I end up in a bad mood. Mikesh get my cheque book from inside.. and tell me what will you take to keep quiet? Hey, then finally we'll have sex.. since it is a day of celebration. After that you wear my shirt, like they show it in the movies.. I have ironed it and hung it on the hook. I also bought two cigarettes. You wear my shirt and come out.. then we'll have a cigarette and drink coffee.. and have a philosophical discussion. Mikesh, please forgive me. What have I done to deserve this? Tanu don't do this- please forgive me.. touch my feet only after marriage. I don't want to celebrate Valentine's Day. I don't want to go out. They put two candles, a few heart-shaped balloons.. and sell a stupid cupcake worth Rs.195 for Rs.495! And which romantic film are you talking about, Mikesh? I don't want to watch DDLJ's 250th remake. Please.. please, just let me be. Let me be lazy tonight. If you love me, just let me be. Please. What? Play it.. I forgot to pee. What are you doing Mikesh!", झाल रोहित हम लुटब निक्की क्या करूं यार तुम कितना टिप्स लिफ्ट करती है और मेरे पास चैप्टर 13 तुमको पता नहीं चला है ए स्मार्ट बनी आप प्लीज मैं सो रहा हूं तुम भी सो जाओ और नहीं और पुष्प आज के दिन कुछ होता है खैर मेरी तीसरी सुसाइड प्लेन किए तो सबसे पहले हम लोग चाइनीस करेंगे यह मुझे नहीं खानी तुम्हें क्या बीच वाली चाइनीस पर एक चाइनीस भेल एक हरियल उबल खाएंगे तिवारी का डेट पर हमेशा नूडल्स खाने चाहिए होगा साथ में नोट दिखाएंगे तो यहां से खाना मैं यहां से खाऊंगा और खाते-खाते बीच में आकर स्मूथ हो जाएगा तुम्हारे कोई नींद चैन है क्या अरे यार वह सब छोड़ो प्रेग्नेंसी लुक्स मुझे पता आगे तुम लाख पुकारोगे हमको इंग्लिश फिल्म देखने के लिए चाहेंगे इन उतर आए लोग और हम लोग हिंदी रोमांटिक फिल्म देखने जाएंगे 12 इंग्लिश पिक्चर में सब डिमांड और एक्स्ट्रा मैरिटल अफेयर की बात करते फिर तुम क्यों क्योंकि तुम तो ऐसा नहीं करोगे पूरे रोमांस की मूड खराब हो जाता है कि अंतरिक्ष में चेक भूलें और बताओ कितना लोगे तुमसे होने का और उसका परिवार फाइनली सेक्स तो बनता है त्योहार का दिन है और इससे फिल्म में दिखाते ना तुम मेरी और पहले था तो मैंने एडिट करके बाथरूम में खूंटी पर टांगी और मैं दोस्त सिगरेट खरीद के लाया हूं कि छोटन के बाहर आना प्रमुख सूखे और कॉफी पिएंगे और कुछ तो ए फिलोसॉफिकल डिस्कशन करेंगे अरे मुझे माफ कर दो तुम्हारा क्या बिगाड़ा है यह सब शादी के बाद करो यार मनाना वैलेंटाइन डे नहीं जाना है बाहर और 1984 में रोमांटिक फिल्म का रीमेक नहीं देखना है प्लीज प्लीज लेट मे नो आईएफ यू लव मी प्लीज ई वांट कि अ हुआ है कि अ को प्ले करो फ्लैश लाइट ऑफ टोपी में कि अ कि वीरवार करता था सभी लोग टेंशन लेने के लिए लिए अपॉइंटमेंट थिस इनटू थिस वर्ल्ड कैन से प्रोटीन फरवरी 2016 एक्सक्लूसिवली और टीवी एक्टर सैफ वेबसाइट वेबसाइट यूट्यूब हर किसी को छोड़कर हमारे वीडियोस युटुब विडियो यूट्यूब पर हमेशा आते रहेंगे मतलब ही हमारे जितने भी शीघ्र ही नष्ट हो जाते हैं वह सब अमेज़ डालेंगे और इसे अच्छी लगे वह भी हम आपको दिखाना चाहिए और आप कर सकते हैं कि अरे यार जूते 15th लेकिन यह डायन क्यों है यार मेरी बीवी नहीं है मैं इसके साथ चैटिंग करता हूं यहां पर यूज करें ऐसी बात नहीं ठीक है कोई बात नहीं और फिर से 14 फरवरी 2016 को MP3 डाउनलोड वेबसाइट cJVuBV1MSvE,Not Fit - Official Trailer,2015-12-16T15:41:36Z,PT3M38S,409371,2236,299,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJVuBV1MSvE,, हुआ है ए मुस्लिम बाय नीरज कपूर एवं यह को फोर्स यू अरे नीरज कपूर को कि आज सुबह दिल्ली से मेरा कजिन रोबिन है वह भी एक्टर बनना चाहता है तो उस्ताद सीखना है सारी क्वालिटीज मुंह में लीडरशिप स्टेमिना करिश्मा 300 विमानों अपने वॉइस मेल सेटिंग इलेक्ट्रॉनिक सिगरेट या तो रेस्ट एंड कमेंट इट है और यह फील्ड विच लुक्ड हेर लेफ्ट एंड डोंट थिंग यू डियर सफारी ब्लैक हेल्पलाइन या फिर हेलो जीरा अदरक हरी एनिमल मैंने सीखा कि साइज है थिस आईएस बीन नोन टो बे ए ग्रेट मैन टॉप लोगों को लगता है कि लड़कियों को गुडबॉय इस पसंद है नाइस नाइस मुकेश स्ट्रांग लाइक डेमोंस लाइव विदाउट सड़क पर गिर जाता है और इंडस्ट्री के नामी लोग वहां पर मौजूद थे तो उनको मेरा टशन है हैं तो एक बंदे ने तुरंत मुझे रोल आपको चाहिए समझा रहा हूं विकास का में इस कि उन्हें अच्छे से सारे प्रोफेशन के एसोसिएशन होते हैं जिन लोगों के लिए वह एक अंग्रेजी में बोलते हैं वह अग्नि मौसी वह आज एक संस्था का जन्म हुआ है मॉडल एंड एक्ट्रेस हुआ सब्सक्राइब सब्सक्राइब 999 प्रोफेशनल्स कोट अगला के LIC पर नॉलेज एंड ऑपरेटिंग व ब्रोकर इन झुकें सर पेमेंट क्लियर लेफ्ट एंड राइट प्रोफेसर आपको दोनों तरफ मुड़ना है सोनू निगम का उल्टा चश्मा अट हावड़ा इस फॉर्म विल नॉट रेडिल्य अब्जॉर्ब एपिसोड स्लाइड 9tv अगले अ बहुत सारी रिक्वेस्ट है कि आप लोगों की और हमने बहुत सारी मुश्किलों का सामना किया लेकिन फाइनल हमारा कीजिए प्लेट ऐप आ चुका है तो आप इसको डाउनलोड कर सकते हैं प्ले स्टोर में जाकर हमारे सारे चोरी जा सका लगाइए और आप जो बीटा फेस में तो आप अपने फीडबैक भेजिए फीडबैक भेजो ऐड त्यौहार जो मुश्किल है आपको और यह जो अच्छा लग रहा है अगर पसंद आई है तो प्लीज स्प्रेड थे वर्ड शेयर विद योर फ्रेंड्स और फैमिली और यह एफ बड़ी हो मेरी डाउनलोड मेघवाल व लग रहा है इस कमेंट में बताइए अभी कैसे हुई प्रेम रोग विशेषज्ञ वीडियो में की कटिंग यह सब गई है aSIoGq0SpYA,TVF's Tech Conversations With Dad : Cheap & Best Internet Plan,2015-03-18T12:43:14Z,PT5M10S,3341437,40107,837,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSIoGq0SpYA,, हुआ है हां मैंने भी प्यार शब्द जॉब से ज्यादा अपनी संघ के अ कि अ का पुष्प है ए नोन फॉर ठेर राइट ए फॉर्मल इंट्रोडक्शन इमरजेंसी कांटेक्ट नंबर है है कि कि अगले दो में आने वाली ड्रेस लेकर आना कर दो लुट थे गिवर नॉट जस्ट ए हुआ है कि इस हेलो हेलो पापा 252 हंसते नो खुसरो मम्मी का या मम्मी तो मोटर ऑन करने के लिए यह तोड़ लेंगे फोन के ऑफिस कर रहा हुं मैं आज मैं तेरी मम्मी स्मार्टफोन ले लिया है तो मुझे वीडियो कॉल कर जल्दी से एक चीज इंटरनेट बता दें आपको कि बच्चे को 2जी 3जी इंटरनेट इंटरनेट से जुड़े चार दिन पहले थी एंग्री कर दी फर्ज क्या होता है इसके अंदर कुछ लोग इस पेड़ का डिफरेंस रहता मेनली तो जैसे आप फ्री मोड दादा जी टीटू जी और मैं 4G ओए बदतमीज बात कर रहा है हां तो वीडियो को स्किप के लिए बॉयज तो 3G बैटर रहेगा 2जी में तो गिरावट के चलते हैं तो ज्यादा की तरह टकटकी लगाए हैं प्रचार विभाग तथा हमने उनको 3G के पैसे दिए लेकिन उन्होंने 3G में टूटी मिक्स करके दे दिया तो हम मोबाइल वाले दूध वाले छोड़िए मैं अशोक ठीक है मैं शाम में करा दूंगा गाल भी इस वीडियो में मैं आपको एक मतलब एक हिसाब से पैसे पापा जैसे और दूसरा ऑप्शन में किलो के हिसाब से पैसे लगते हैं वैसे इंटरनेट पर जीबी के हिसाब से पैसे लगते जितना भी यूज करोगे उस हिसाब से पैसे करते जाएंगे आपके विषय अपने काम करते चर्चा करेंगे तू पाव की वजह से कुछ इतना देवे किलो पांव नहीं होता आवाज अजीब होता है जी बोलते हैं यह बजे खत्म हो गया उसके बाद ही मम्मी इंटरनेट यूज किया तो उसका भी ज्यादा नहीं है हां तो वह पोस्टपेड में अब मैं मम्मी इंटरनेट शेयर करूंगा और मरने वाले क्या कहेंगे रिटायर हुए अपनी बीवी का क्या बोले थे में बहुत एयरटेल वालों का प्लैनेट एंड लाइफ लाइन फैमिली वालों के लिए है वह उसको सब शेयर कर सकते हैं और एक भी का यह जिसके बेनेफिट्स लोग उठा सकते हैं यह वीडियो अगर सोने से न्यूज़ पर आप फ्रंट पेज पढ़ते हो और मेरा मेनली स्पोर्ट्समैन रहता तो वहीं निकालना पड़ सकता हूं पर बेटा नहीं तो तुम पढ़ते नहीं कभी तभी तेजी के भी के है अच्छा ठीक है मैं बाद में बात करूंगा मैं कि चिट्ठों की Facebook उचित नहीं है यार विडियो मे गूगल वॉलेट में तेरी मम्मी सो रही है अभी तक इस सेगमेंट इसको जानता है जो रूट लगा दो एक है Sony डिलीवरी इन हॉस्पिटल वालों की कोई नहीं किन है गुफाओं रॉय जरिए अजय को अजय को हेलो हेलो दोस्तों हां नमस्ते योग का सहशिक्षण क्वार्टर के लिए थे कंट्री फॉर वाचिंग फाइनल एपिसोड कॉन्वर्सेशन स्पीड है द सीरीज शोल्ड नॉट हैव बीन पॉसिबल विदाउट रेफ्रेंस ए ग्रेट डील मोर बेनिफिशियल प्रोस्टेट ग्लैंड Please Click on the link इन थे रिस्ट्रिक्शन गिव मे ऑल सबस्क्राइब पार्टनर लाइका वीडियो इंटरेक्शन कॉमेंट्स अबाउट योर कन्वरसेशंस विद योर टाइम ओं m-GK8hgfWKc,TVFPlay | Tech Conversations with my Dad E01 | Watch all episodes on www.tvfplay.com,2014-08-20T15:35:29Z,PT4M9S,2574035,58376,1803,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-GK8hgfWKc,, अजय को हुआ है का मुद्दा हो अब तो हम कल नहीं आ [संगीत] के लिए हेलो आज तो यहां पर नमस्ते योग [संगीत] आपको कुछ भी लिखो और लोग अपने जीवन में बात करें तो करें अपने ऐसा थोड़ी होता है तो उस पर क्या मतलब है भोला बाबा लिखो आप का कोई सा हल्दी में पोयम दूंगा अरे बाबा को ढूंढने कि आप कहीं घूमने क्या खाया वह सब किससे मिले यह सब रिकॉर्ड पड़ेगा जो भी ट्विटर पर है कहां गया था कि उसे क्यों मिले ऐसा करते हैं और लिखना नहीं कर सकते हैं जैसे कि खाना खाने गए किसी के साथ तो फोटो खींच कर फोटो पापा करते हैं ऐसा घृत ट्विटर पर हूं ठीक है और आप मंदिर में पूजा करें तो आप ट्वीट कर दीजिए कि लक्ष्मी नारायण मंदिर तो मुझे पता चल जाता है जो बहुत सारे लोगों ने लोग पता चल जाएगा ट्विटर पर ले दो फोन ना करो मैं हंसी जरूरत नहीं है ना कि जितने भी आपकी ट्विटर पर दोस्त-रिश्तेदारों सबको पता चल जाएगा उधर मारूंगा है पूरे ब्राजील में नान खटाई के लोग गांव के सामने फटाफट बचाने के लिए बेटी की शादी में फोन करने किया है वह ड्यूटेबल है ज्ञान वास ऐसे थोड़ी ना है सब लोग हैं बड़े-बड़े पॉलीटिशियंस है शाहरुख खान आमिर खान बहुत सारे सेलेब्रिटीज है इस पर 3D अजय को कि वे धर्म आज यहां पर प्रॉब्लम घ्रां घ्रीं अमिताभ बच्चन पुराने लोगों में दो है तो क्या करते अमिताभ बच्चन जी कहां पर हो शो करेगा क्या कुछ वहीं क्या खाया किससे मिले किससे मीटिंग हुई यही सब करते हैं लोग शेयर कर देते हैं और नहीं करते थे अमिताब बच्चन को फिल्म में आ कि यूट्यूब के अच्छी होती है घ्र घ्र उपलब्ध में एक सब्सक्राइब बटन होगा उस पर क्लिक कर दो उसे नेक्स्ट वीडियो के नीचे कमेंट सेक्शन में लिख और पसंद आया तो लाइक के बटन पर क्लिक करें अगर वीडियो को बहुत अच्छा लगा तो लाइक कर दो 4KiM5VY2oGg,Qissa Missing Dimaag Ka : C.I.D Qtiyapa - Episode 2,2014-07-17T07:58:29Z,PT12M16S,4724939,146481,4638,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KiM5VY2oGg,, हम फजत खान की फिल्म कमक देखने जा रहे हैं किसी ने हमारा दिमाग चुराकर फ्रीजर का दरवाजा खुला छोड़ दिया हेलो की आईडी जो लोग अपना दिमाग घर रख के कम कल्स देखने गए थे उन सबके दिमाग गायब इसका मतलब है कि राजीव नापसंद को दिमाग की चोरी के बारे में कुछ पता है पता करो पता करो अभिजीत भट्टाचार्य कि वो कौन था जो लोगों के दिमाग चुराकर राजीव नापसंद को भी मारना चाहता था पता करो पता करो किसका हाथ है इस राजस के [संगीत] पीछे मायापुरी किंग स्टार यहां तक कि सरस सलील भी हमसे ज्यादा बिक रहा है करीना के बाई के बेडरूम में कौन आता जाता है इसकी पूरी रिपोर्ट मुझे शाम तक चाहिए समझे वेयर आर द सीरियस जर्नलिस्ट यार हम बताते हैं गेट लॉस्ट पर आप लोग है कौन हम के आईडी से हैं के आईडी फसस फुस आपस में फुसफुसाना बंद कीजिए हु आर यू यू आर अन बिलीवेबल मैं इस मैगजीन का सीईओ गुड इसे पहचानते हैं अन बिलीवेबल ये तो राजीव नापसंद है हमारे क्रिटिक फोलियो कराया क्या इन्होने जी हां और उसके बाद उन्हें मारकर लाश बना दिया गया है म आपस में मरमरा बंद कीजिए सर लाश तो बहुत अच्छा आदमी था भला लाश को कोई क्यों मारेगा हम लाश के घर से ही आ रहे हैं लाश मर चुका है लाश इज डेड आप यह बताइए कि लाश की किसी के साथ कोई दुश्मनी तो नहीं थी ट्स नॉट जस्ट अन बिलीवेबल इट्स अनइमेजिनेबल लास्ट का कभी किसी से झगड़ा नहीं हुआ था सब उसे पसंद करते थे बट एक वाइटल पीस ऑफ इंफॉर्मेशन जो मुझे हमेशा एंड में याद आती है लाश का फिल्म मेकर पाजी खान के साथ बुरी तरह से झगड़ा हुआ और जब लाश ने पाजी खान की कमक देखकर उसको माइनस साढ़े तीन स्टार दिए थे तब पाज खान ने लाश को लाश बनाने की धमकी दी थी यह तो वही फिल्म है जिसको देखते वक्त सारे शहर के दिमाग चोरी हो गए थे इनफैक्ट सर निशा और उज्जवल भी यही फिल्म देखने गए थे हो ना हो तबू इस फजत खान का खून से और दिमाग की चोरी से कुछ ना कुछ लेना देना तो जरूर है मैं बता रहा हूं सर आपको आपके बेटे को इससे बेहतर लॉन्च मिल ही नहीं सकता अरे तो क्या हुआ सर अगर 3 साल का है तो आलिया भट को कास कर लेंगे उसके अपोजिट सर सेम एज पेरि हो जाएगी सर बहुत क्यूट लगेंगे दोनों तुम्हारा खेल खत्म हो चुका है पाजी खान बाहर आ जाओ सर इधर ओए खड़ा हो अरे मुझे लगा अक्षय आ गया था लेकिन आप लोग कौन हम लोग के आईडी से हैं के आईडी आपको क्या चाहिए फिलहाल तो एक बोतल पानी चाहिए थैंक यू ओए मुंह मत लगाना आ करके पीना मिस्टर पास खान हम आपसे राजीव नापसंद उर्फ लाश के बारे में कुछ पूछना चाहते हैं हमें पता चला है कि आपने लाश को लाश बनाने की धमकी दी थी पाज खान की हर फिल्म को एक एक स्टार देके साले ने इतने पैसे कमा लिए कि रोज फाइव स्टार में खाना खाता है तो धमकी तो दूंगा ही अच्छा तो इसीलिए कल सुबह 8:1 और 17 सेकंड प तुमने उसका खून कर दिया एसीपी साहब काश फजत खान ने ऐसा किया होता लेकिन कल 8 बज के 12 मिनट और 17 सेकंड पर पाज खान अपने पाली हिल्स वाले फार्म हाउस की छत पर सूर्य नमस्कार कर रहा था ये देखिए उसका प्रूफ फार्म हाउस की सीसीटीवी कैमरा की फुटेज यह मेरे नेबर की अलबा है मैं सुबह 8 ब 12 और 17 सेकंड पर जब अपने छत पर गया तो देखा कि बाजत खान द ग्रेट फिल्म मेकर जिनकी सारी फिल्में हिट होती है वो अपने छत पर सूर्य नमस्कार कर रहे थे और ये मेरे कुत्ते का साइन करना हां हां समझ गए समझ गए लेकिन आपकी पिक्चर के दौरान जो दिमाग की चोरियां हुई है उनका क्या है बाजत खान दिमाग सड़ा सकता है पका सकता है यहां तक कि दिमाग का दही बना के खा भी सकता है आपे लेकिन दिमाग चुरा नहीं सकता दिमाग की चोरी यह तो बहुत सही आईडिया है आप लोग 15 मिनट देंगे मैं इस आईडिया प स्क्रिप्ट लिख के आता हूं प्लीज थोड़ा सा वेट कीजिए हां कुछ तो गड़बड़ है कुछ तो गड़बड़ है पाजी खान के ऑफिस में हमें कोई भी सुराग नहीं मिला और जो सबूत उसने दिए उसके बिना पर इस पर बिल्कुल शक नहीं जाता इसका मतलब समझे निया अब इसका क्या मतलब हो सकता है सर इसका मतलब है कि जिस पर शक नहीं होता वही मुजरिम निकलता है पता करो पता करो अभिजीत भट्टाचार्य कि ये कहां उठता है और कहां बैठता है पता करो पता करो साल के लैब चलते हैं बस मैंने अब सारे वीडियोस को और फोटोस को इस पेनड्राइव के थ्रू इस मशीन में कैद कर लिया है सर यह पेनड्राइव तो बड़ी कमाल की चीज है आप इसे मेरी इस हार्ड डिस्क में डाल दीजिए खैर अब हम इस फोटो को कभी भी देख सकते हैं और मैं चाहूं तो बॉस इसमें एमएस पेंट से ड्राइंग या सीनरी भी बना सकता हूं बस सल की मैं बाजत खान को और करीब से देख सकता हूं बिल्कुल बस बिल्कुल थोड़ा और जूम करो माय गॉड क्या हुआ सर बाजत खान के टेरेस पे आमचूर सूख रहा है यह देखो हैं आमचूर पर सर मेरी मम्मी तो छत पे सिर्फ तिल के पापड़ सु खाती है नहीं अभिजीत भट्टाचार्य छत पे तो आमचूर ही सूख रहे हैं इसका मतलब पाज खान को खाने के बाद आमचूर खाने का शौक था और क्यों ना हो जब टेस्ट खट्टा मीठा हो और पचाने में भी मदद करे तो फिर कोई आमचूर क्यों ना खाए बॉस साजिद खान चोर नहीं है पिछले एपिसोड में आप लोगों को बताया था कि चोर को खाने के बाद आइसक्रीम खाने का शौक है बस बट सर अगर चोर आमचूर खाने के बाद आइसक्रीम खाता हो तो टिकली पॉसिबल है नद लेकिन आमचूर का टेस्ट मुह से जाता नहीं है पर सर बोलिए बोलिए श्रीदेवी जी सर इसका मतलब है कि पाज खाने दिमाग की चोरी नहीं की नहीं सेलीना जेटली मेरा शक आज तक कभी गलत नहीं हुआ कुछ ना कुछ तो कनेक्शन है दिमाग के दही और पाज खान के बीच में हेलो क्या आई लव यू टू कैश करो कम से मेरा कैश बैक वापस आ चुका है अब मैं तुम सबके पैसे लौटा दूंगा चलो निर्दय क्लाइमैक्स का ट्विस्ट लाने की तैयारी करो स अरे 40 क्या 42 रखिए अरे बहुत पैसा है आज मेरे पास ओ माय गॉड सर ये तो लॉक्ड है लगता है तोड़ना पड़ेगा तो देख क्या रहे हो निर्द सर हर बार दरवाजा तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं है सिर्फ कुंडी तो लगी है मैं खोल देता हूं जल्दी करो जीत भट्टाचार्य फिर महालक्ष्मी भी जाना [संगीत] है थैंक यू आज तेरी वजह से सारे दिमाग मेरे पास है बस अब कम कल्स के कुछ और शोज की देर है उसके बाद सारी दुनिया के दिमाग मेरी मुट्ठी में होंगे खुल गया सर सर गुड चलो बाजत खान का घर रद सर तुम जाके पाज खान को ढूंढो अभिजीत भट्टाचार्य तुम जाके दिमाग को ढूंढो और परिणति चोपड़ा तुम चाय बनाओ ओके सर मैं पेशाब करके आता हूं और फिर मैं हिम्मत वाला टू रिलीज कर दूंगा और वो इस दुनिया की सबसे बड़ी हिट फिल्म बन जाएगी सबसे बड़ी है फिल्म अब मुझे तेरी जरूरत नहीं है केडी हैंड्स अप नील डाउन मुर्गा [संगीत] बनाओ जम नहीं रहा खड़े हो जाओ ओ माय [संगीत] गड दो पाज खान ये कैसे हो सकता है सर वही तो ये कैसे हो सकता है तुम में से असली बाजत खान कौन है सर मैं हूं सर आपका दोस्त और होस्ट बाजत खान मैं तो फिर ये कौन है ये मेरा हमशकल है सर दुश्मन और जज बाजत खान सा साल पहले इसने मुझे और मेरे सेंस ऑफ ह्यूमर को किडनैप कर लिया था स सा साल पहले तो फिर आपकी सारी फिल्में किसने बनाई इसीने सर सर आपको लगता है वो फिल्म मैं बना सकता हूं सर सर मैंने कहने में क्या हर से बनाई थी सर पका बनाई थी मैंने इतने सारे अवार्ड फंक्शन होस के सर इसने मेरा पूरा नाम मिट्टी में बना दिया अब तो सर आशुतोष गवारी करर का भी फोन नहीं आता सर बे साले दिमाग च सेकंड मुझे पता है कि आईडी में थप्पड़ पड़ता है तो लोकेशन चेंज हो जाती है मेरे मोबाइल की बैटरी लो है चार्जर ले लू हां मैंने चुराए सारे दिमाग गु से चप्पल चुराता था पहले लेकिन एक दिन मैंने मेरे हमशकल को टीवी पर कॉमेडी करते हुए देखा और मैंने उसे किडनैप कर लिया और उसके बाद उसके नाम पर ब्लॉकबस्टर कॉमेडी फिल्म बनाने लगा और और क्यों नहीं बनाओ बिना दिमाग वाली फिल्म ये ये साइडी राथर फेकता टाइगर भाइयों ये सब ऑडियंस ही तो पसंद करती है लेकिन जब मेरी हिम्मत वाला फ्लॉप हो गई तब मुझे समझ में आ गया कि मुझे दिमाग और दिमाग वाले लोगों को खत्म करना होगा इसलिए पैसे के लिए मैंने पहले सारे दिमाग चुराए और फिर राजीव नापसंद का खून कर दिया तुझे फिल्में बना के पैसे कमाने थे तो मुझे बोल देता मैं मोहित बेसरी से टोरेंट ले आ था सर यह टोरेंट तो बड़ी कमाल की चीज लगती है ये मेरी इस हार्ड डिस्क में डाल दीजिए मैं कहता है मुझे माफ कर दो उससे गलती हो गई माफ नहीं तुम्हे साफ कर दिया जाएगा अब जिंदगी भर जेल में बैठकर मल्टी ग्रेन आटा पीसना के आईडी कभी किसी को माफ नहीं करती ना ना ना ना ना रे ना रे ना ना ना ना ना ना रे ना रे [संगीत] ना वो देखिए सर वो बिना लाइक और कमेंट करे यहां से जा रहा है ओ माय गॉड इसका मतलब समझी निर् दया इसका क्या मतलब हो सकता है सर इसका मतलब उसे पकड़ कर लाइक करवाना पड़ेगा निर्दय अभिजीत भट्टाचार्य को उसके पीछे भेजो ओ माय गॉड ये तो शेर भी नहीं कर रहा निर्दय लेडी गागा को उसके पीछे भेजो गागा गोगो ओ माय गॉड ये तो सब्सक्राइब भी नहीं कर रहा सर मुझे जाना पड़ेगा ओ माय गॉड अब निर्दय भी चला गया अब मैं मलाड वेस्ट कैसे जाऊगा अच्छा है मेरे पास कैश करो कॉ का कैशबैक है इसलिए आज मैं रईसों की तरह कैब बुक करके जाऊंगा गरीबों की तरह ऑटो रिजर्व करके नहीं आप लोग सब्सक्राइब जरूर कीजिए oEnFhdFHfcc,Man of Steal: Entrepreneurship Qtiyapa (ft. 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