user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is gross.   First, I got a spicy tempura roll that was chicken (instead of tuna).  I mean, really? Chicken?  Second, the sushi was warm.  Third, the roll that was made to replace the chicken had an eyelash in the container. And it wasn't mine.  Negative one star.    Sorry to be so harsh, but it's better that you know.


Q: negative

A: So I have to say I was so excited to stay here after this place has been hyped up for quite a while. Unfortunately, our experience pretty much sucked, the worst I have ever had in vegas.   We checked in around 4pm midweek and the computers were supposedly down according to the girl behind the desk. She did not know how to work the room key machine or the ipad at the front desk. Finally, the "manager" came over and figured out what she had been doing wrong right away. Seriously? It might be a good idea to teach your staff the basics on how to check people in.  So we got to our room, I had paid for a one bedroom suite with the premium view. First problem.... we were on the bottom floor facing a building that was not the skyline described on their site. Second problem... the room was dirty, puke stains on the entrance tile, no toiletries, dirty glasses and hair in the bathroom. So we called the front desk and they told us to come down and change our room. They also tried to make us think this was the room we paid for... until we talked to the manager again who corrected his staff member. This has happened before at other hotels, and they immediately apologized and offered food or other comped amenities. Instead, these people tried to cover up their mistakes by making excuses.  Ok... so we get in the room we paid for. Really nice view, awesome patio, comfy bed. The room decor was a little cheesy for a luxury hotel. If planet hollywood and mgm had a baby.. this would be it. I was expecting a posh and upscale decor for the rooms, not old vegas carpet and doors. They definitely cheaped out on the rooms for sure.  Kudos to their valet service.They made it easy to get in and most importantly OUT!!


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: One of my great pet peeves about restaurant talk is the pretentious "it's not authentic" comment. I know a high school spanish teacher who is continually sniping at my enthusiasm for a few local Am-Mex dives because he's travelled to Mexico and knows what is "authentic." As far as I see it, if it is food you can taste and digest, it's "authentic." Plastic Grapes are not authentic, for example. Canned ravioli IS authentic.  Lulu's serves food of Asian origin, evolved to reflect the character of the proprietors and staff. It is from Pittsburgh, not Pyong Pinghu. And it's delicious. I couldn't give a cat's butt about faithfulness to it's heritage, not when I'm having little pleasure tremors as each bite of the szechuan bowl's peanutty cilantro goodness hits my tongue.  I've never had a bad dish here--no one in my family has. The soups are fantastic, especially the Tom Kha Kai. Even the mighty General Tso, Emperor of Inauthenticity, seems better here. My kid loves that stuff and--hells bells I'm not that proud--so do I. I always pinch a couple bites, and have noted that the chicken here is several steps above the skanky cuts most asian places use--no fat clots, no gristle and tendons, and that's saying something.  The frozen fruit drinks are fantastic. Mango are my favorites. The wife and kid #1 had pineapple and watermelon--pineapple tasted good, but the watermelon tasted just like an acutal watermelon, no "wow" explosion of taste.  Service was brisk, but not brusque.    Give it a shot. You won't be sorry.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Good people, good service, and really good sweet tea! I have only been here once, but because of the friendly service & the delicious sweet tea, I will be making another trip to see them as soon as I can to try some of their other options. No grouchy workers here, just some nice guys selling some good drinks :-)


input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Here we go: Went to try it out at 10:30am, wanted lunch but that doesn't start until 11am, no biggie. 1 My wife and I were greeted as soon as we walked in, seat yourself 2 Menu was standard diner food 3 Service was prompt and friendly 4 True test for me, corned beef hash, thought it might be from a can, which is way to common, it was not!! Scratch made and awesome! The crust on it and the hashbrowns were off the hook. Eggs were cooked perfectly 5 Wife had blueberry pancakes, which had fresh blueberries in them and a nice blueberry compote on top, eggs cooked perfect, bacon cooked perfect 6 Restaurant was clean, bathrooms were clean 7 The food was great quality, price was very nice It's nice to have a "mom n pop" type diner in my neighborhood finally. Tired of IHOP n Dennys, Check out this place, going back for lunch soon. Also daily specials and some asian dishes


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:

assistant: Came here cause the kids didn't see anything for them on the menu at EAT. Kids liked the breakfast burrito and the pancakes. My wife got coffee which was seriously BAD. Honestly, these days there's just no excuse for having bad coffee. Asked them to make a fresh pot and it didn't help...