user: Part A --- Frank: I'm going to the hospital
Susan: What happened?!
Susan: Frank?! What happened?!!!!
Frank: There's something wrong with Paula, we're waiting
Susan: What's happening?
Frank: I don't know, she has a horrible stomachache. She was lying down and couldn't move when I came back home.
Frank: It's not getting better after painkillers.
Susan: What did she take?
Frank: Ibuprofen
Susan: Let me know what the doctors are saying
Frank: nothing yet, still waiting to be admitted ;/
Susan: How's she?
Frank: not good, her stomach still hurts, it's not getting better
Susan: Should I come to the hospital? Go to the nurses, make them do something
Frank: I spoke with the doctor, they're taking her for a scan
Frank: Waiting for the results
Susan: Text me when you know something
Frank: They're running more test, but it's probably appendicitis
Susan: Poor Paula :(
Frank: I know :( She's being admitted. She needs to have a surgery
Susan: Oh my god, now?
Frank: Afraid so :( We didn't take anything from the house. Could you please bring her stuff?
Susan: No problem, I should be there in an hour.
Frank: The doctors said they're going to perform the surgery today, I'll be waiting for you in the main hall. Call me when you get here
Part B --- Paula had a strong stomach ache. Ibuprofen didn't help. Frank took her to the hospital. The doctors have diagnosed an appendicitis. Paula will have a surgery today. Susan will come to the hospital in an hour. 

Part A --- Renata: How's writing of your BA thesis going?
Vera: I hate this question
Vera: Too many people ask about that and I always have to think hard how to explain my tardiness...
Renata: hahaha
Renata: That's so typical, I have the same!
Renata: But I'm asking to make sure that it's not only me who still doesn't care too much :)
Oscar: And I'm no better than any of you
Oscar: This phenomenon is called 'procrastination'
Vera: What you've said just hits home
Charlie: Hi guys
Charlie: Quite a serious topic here
Charlie: If it's any consolation for you, I've got a huge amount of catching up to do, too...
Renata: Hey Charlie, welcome to the club of procrastinators
Charlie: I'm with you, like it or not...
Charlie: Everytime I sit at the computer ready and motivated to write, strangely something comes up
Oscar: True. And if nothing comes up, you realize that there's actually something more important to do... at this very moment
Renata: It sounds as if you were telling my story
Vera: This phenomenon is a perfect topic for some scientific analyzis
Renata: Yeah, seventh heaven for psychologists.
Oscar: Well, whatever...
Oscar: At least this year I've got my clothes washed, furniture dusted and windows cleaned. More often then ever before
Charlie: Well done, Oscar. Look at the bright side, they say
Charlie: Last time I was ready to write and suddenly I realized that the net curtains hanging in my room need refreshment
Charlie: Now they're the cleanest and neatest curtains in the whole city
Vera: Well, Charlie... Congrats!
Renata: We're like the band playing on the sinking Titanic, really
Charlie: Yeah... The melody's beautiful but the situation we're all in is hopeless
Renata: #lifeisbrutal #truestory
Part B --- Renata, Vera, Oscar and Charlie are procrastinating instead of writing their BA theses.

Part A --- Philip: Do you think it's possible to have legal pot in Poland anytime soon?
Chris: I doubt it. It's more like 10 years from now.
Philip: :(
Chris: Yeah I feel you man.
Chris: I'm waiting for that moment too.
Chris: When you're not scared to have a plant on your own, to grow yourself a recreational MJ to chill out in the evening...
Philip: Seems like a dream.
Chris: Yup. A dream. Because if cops find such a plant in your house right now, you get a criminal record, and will be charged with drug trafficking. 
Philip:  
Philip: Have you read about this guy?
Chris: Yeah, I've seen the news. He had this giant plantation underground. He even had a secret enterence in the forest.
Philip: Shame. I'm curious about this stuff
Philip: They confiscate and destroy it. But do they destroy it all?
Chris: Hahaha. I thought about it multiple times.
Chris: They must take some for themselves. At least a tiny fraction.
Philip: We live in a country where it's totally legal to get devastated by alcohol, get drunk and every shop has a variety of vodka on shelves, and you can be put in prison for smoking a joint.
Chris: Sad bad true.
Chris:  
Chris: But there is always hope.
Chris: More and more states in the US legalizes weeed. Latetly Canada made some progress.
Chris: And now I hear something about Luxembourg getting ready with it.
Philip: Maybe EU has some concept for it.
Chris: It would be the first and probably last good decision the EU officials made :)
Philip: Hahahah.
Philip: You really don't like the EU do you?
Chris: I don't like the way it functions. The idea itself was good, but the way it evolves is hideous.
Philip: This is the topic for another time though...
Philip: Gotta go. Say hello to Jenny.
Chris: Sure thing! Bye! 
Part B --- Philip and Chris are waiting for the time when pot is legal in Poland. Chris doesn't like the way the EU functions.

Part A --- Dwayne: Why do the brits have to be so snobby?
Jasmine: no idea? 
Dwayne: I mean, we say things differently, big deal.
Jasmine: They have to be right LOL!
Dwayne: Yes, always, and remind us where the language came from.
Jasmine: Remember what I say, that they invented it but we perfected it!
Dwayne: Yeah, I just don't argue anymore.
Jasmine: It is exhausting. Can you just leave?
Dwayne: No, that would be rude.
Jasmine: Ah. Okay.
Dwayne: I will just ignore, deflect and put a good face on it.
Jasmine: Frustrating.
Dwayne: Yes it is.
Jasmine: Simone would slap someone!
Dwayne: She would! LOL!
Jasmine: Good thing she ain't there!
Dwayne: You know it!
Jasmine: Made you laugh!
Dwayne: You did, thank you!
Part B ---


assistant: Dwayne is frustrated that British people are snobby and keep talking about the origin of the English language.