user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place has been neglected. My club sandwich came on stale bread and my wife's salad had dry over cooked chicken. This used to be a great place for lunch, but it's dirty and tired looking. When was the last time those windows were washed? And I know your floor is pealing up next to the salad bar, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't sweep and mop the rest of it too. There were dustbunnies floating around the entryway halfwall and the dirt build up was noticeable.  Sorry Jason's.... Thumbs down in my book. "free" ice cream wasn't enough to win me over.


Q: positive

A: It was a good casino. Free parking, 10-15 dollar tables, and friendlier than Vegas employees. The only drawback was paying for drinks but I can deal with that if the atmosphere is as good as Rivers.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Was really impressed with the massage from Armando! I've tried out a few different masseurs that I've found on yelp or groupon and so far this has been the best one. I got a 60 min massage at the yelp deal for $45 which made my wallet happy :) In all, I will be back. I work 12+ hours plus on my feet so it's nice to have a place to go to get some very much needed muscle tension relief. Oh and the heated massage table was awesome!! Def worth a try!


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: The new Cafe Luna is located in the ultra-cool old Rail Station in Downtown Champaign. The stylish interior is matched outside by good views and shade, although the choice of outside furniture seemed like a last-minute oversight. The food is great...read on for more of that later... We arrived on a Tuesday night at 6.45pm, just beating a very busy dinner rush at the door. We asked to sit outside, and were seated at a great table with water and menus. 15 minutes later we still had not been greeted by our server, although she had been constantly serving tables adjacent to us. After going inside to ask for a server, we were finally approached, this time by 3 people in the space of 2 minutes. Obviously there are teething problems with the Hosting situation, hiring very young servers with apparently no experience who are too nervous even to apologize for the waiting time! We consider ourselves patient, but this service was very weird. After ordering a bottle of wine and tapas, our first plate of tapas arrived literally 1 minute later... which I thought was very strange for a 'fine-dining' restaurant... Not only was it almost 'too' quick, but our wine took another 10 minutes to arrive and was inexpertly opened. The timing and service went uphill from that point, thank goodness, except that one of our dishes was completely forgotten, again with a nonchalant apology. Food. We ordered the tuna tartare trio, the whole artichoke, the mushroom crostini (which never arrived), the orange pork shoulder and the parmesan fries. Everything was great value for the price, beautifully presented, fresh and creative. The Pork shoulder was not a brilliantly balanced dish, the artichoke dipping mustard was plain but apart from those two small points, the food was really enjoyable. We will try it again, because the menu intrigues us and it's really stylish, but that is about all. I really hope for their sake that they sort out their service, because the kitchen is doing a stellar job. Plan to spend $50-75 for two people.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: So Gerow, the light there not even working


Q: positive

A:

assistant: Really good place. Seems to be owned and run like a true New Yorker. Pizza slices are generous. Although they have a full italian menu, I can only speak for the pizza. This place is good!   You can keep it pretty cheap if you stick to cheese or pepperoni. But with that said, they have many exciting looking pizza varieties, but expect to pay a significant premium over a slice of cheese to try one.