user: Title: 'Kissing' is a keeper Review: When you say 'romantic comedy' you typically think: guy meets girl in cute way, girl and guy face obstacles, girl and guy triumph, a sweeping overture plays. Roll credits.That's not the case of 'Kissing Jessica Stein'. The Jessica in question, is actually straight. However, Helen comes into the mix after Jessica spontaneously answers Helen's 'woman seeking woman' ad, and the two have a earnest relationship that is a bit rocky at first, then soars for awhile, then comes to a halt. I won't ruin the ending, but it recieves mixed reviews. Some like it, some hate it. I personally liked it, as it shows the completion of both Helen and Jessica.The film is a delicious fusion of romantic comedy, lesbian film, Jewish wit and love. It drives forth the idea that we don't know ourselves as much as we think we do, and that love doesn't involve falling for a sex, but a person. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive

Title: Don't Waste Your Money Review: This shaker is a piece of garbage. For starters, the shipper sends it to you in the retail box with no padding. If that doesn't ensure that the shaker will be bent when it gets to you, you'll wish that it was, because the shaker is worthless. The 'stainless' steel is rusting after only 2 months, and the shaker top is infuriatingly impossible to remove, because it sits inside the 24 oz. resevoir. I'm getting the high-rated Ultimo 24-ouncer and sending this one to the Chinese junk heap where it belongs. Better yet, back to the seller for a refund on the 'lifetime warranty'. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Tripe au gratin with gratuitous violence garnish Review: What a waste of time, money and effort making this trash is. Forget that "you won't like it if you're not a Christian" claptrap. This movie is so insulting to anyone who cares about parenting, children, the clergy, with no intelligence behind it. I'll give them some high marks for some scary special effects. But how can Kim Basinger have anything to do with this trash.Having a cult leader demonstrate to a six year old girl how to douse a homeless man with gasoline and set him on fire right in front of us? Yes, that's an important message to get out.This movie was made in the hopes of sucking up a few more hapless teenagers' movie dollars, and they didn't care for one second how they did it.Its worse sin? It's sinfully stupid. The dialog is not to be believed. "Say his name [Satan, we assume]. SAY IT" yells the villain as a knife is held to the throat of a small child. I think they hired a few small children to do the screenplay, is what. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: The BEST Christmas album I've EVER heard! Review: This one spans generations. My children (10, 9 and 7) and I can't listen to this enough. The harmonies and blending of voices is superb - both John and the Muppets at their very best - and the songs range from a rollicking "Twelve Days of Christmas" (with Miss Piggy 'hogging' her part) to rare gems like "The Peace Carol". A MUST for kids of all ages and for any John Denver fan. This is the best! Is the review positive or negative?


assistant: Positive