user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: "Meh"  That is the best way to describe it.  It was breakfast... I guess I should have stuck with the basics!  Once again, I figured I would get something I don't normally make at home.. eggs benedict.  Everything on them was good except the crucial part... a runny yolk.  Well, they got it 1/2 right... ONE of them was runny and the other was a bouncy ball.  Argh... seriously?!  As far as the rest, the coffee was blah and the home fry things were nothing great either.  I got a wild hair up my ass and decided the grits sounded good as a side (I was talking with an attractive southern girl and I guess that got me thinking grits for some reason).  Well, they were at least good thankfully.  So pretty much for the money, 2 stars it is here.  If you need something while staying at the hotel and don't feel like going out, go ahead and try this.  Otherwise, do yourself a favor and go for a walk and find a cheaper breakfast somewhere else.  And seriously, if you are reading this review and thinking about coming here for something other than breakfast, or coming here and NOT staying at the hotel... well, you are just not Yelp material my friend.


Q: positive

A: The Double Down Saloon is truly one of " the happiest places on Earth." The outside facade of the bar displays this slogan in bright white capital letters.  My college buddy and a couple of friends from my neighborhood know my style fairly well. I do need to be happy especially at times like this.  The Double Down Saloon is my kind of bar. Pool table, a great jukebox easy on the attitude.   The locals prefer to go with the special which is the Schlitz and the ass juice. Formulated differently each night.....the only important criteria for ass juice is that it be pinkish brown and go well with beer.   Oh yeah, it was indeed appropriately named. The combination of beer and a sweet concoction of 'god knows what' was actually quite good.  My Vegas friends tell me all the time to get away from that awful strip for awhile to maintain my sanity here and here's where you do it. The Double  Down Saloon.  Although the Double Down doesn't serve food I believe its a city ordinanace in Las Vegas that any business not involving pre-school children provide gambling opportunities  What impressed me was the local folk. Always eager to lend a helping hand. By this, I mean the gambling aspect. The bar is aligned with all kinds of slot machines and games I don't know how to play, however my new friends (Lisa and Rachel) were there for the rescue.  Lisa asks me if we are looking for some local stuff to do. My friend answers by saying " we need to keep his mind clean and pure away from that nasty strip." Lisa and Rachel quickly say " yeah, I agree, we can help you guys with that. Well, we have to take off but it was really good meeting you and your friend. Here is my number. Definitely give me a call if you're interested in checking out the real Las Vegas " Should I befriend these ladies? My buddy says "always." I say " so we should call these two up?"  He says " yeah, sure, why not? I trust them ."  First of all, I'm going to enjoy my time at the Double Down and then I'll think about calling. I want to look around " the happiest place on Earth " for awhile because this place is one of a kind. Graffiti walls, stickers on every inch inside and hanging ornaments give this place a dirty and cheap look but in a good way. We also heard from other local people that rock/ punk metal bands play until 3am or even 4am! That's unheard of in L.A.!      After a couple of rounds of ass juice and Schlitz. My party and I decide to take off . I admit after leaving the "happiest place on Earth." I felt strangely happy.


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Way overpriced for the selection of food you get, not worth waiting in line for.  The night we were there there was a limited amount of dessert choices.  The the stuff that wasn't cooked , tuna poke,  tuna sushi,  and the ceviche  were excellent,  but the cooked entrees were average at best.  We found that there are a bunch of inexpensive restuarants that serve awesome food when you get away from the Strip. So my advice is to save your money, and go to some place like Da Lat were you can get a lot of awesome food for a reasonable price.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This store is difficult to get through, and most of the time, if I'm not desperately in the need for something, I avoid it. The only perk is the location for the people of Marley Park and surrounding neighborhoods. The staff is slow and VERY rude. Some of them will give you lip for asking for a receipt. Overpriced as well. Avoid if you can.


input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The hustle and bustle of sight seeing can take a lot out of a traveller. Recharge at this lovely Chinese tea house. After a hectic day of walking all over old Montreal I stopped by this little shop and was transported to ancient China. The tea is sublime, the cookies were delicious and tasted homemade, the ambiance of the tea house was second to none.  After half an hour of drinking and eating I noticed that I could barely hear the outside traffic of pedestrians. If you are in old Montreal and plan on seeing the Notre Dame Basilica, stop by this tea house, it is a block away from it. Refresh and enjoy!


Q: negative

A:

assistant: I'd have to agree that it is a little pricey but the location is good and when you are in a pinch and you are close, they have what you need to get the job done.  I'll go back if I need to and I'm in the area.