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Output: We were visiting my parents in Madison (making us a party of 7) and were starving for breakfast.  It was a holiday and a lot of places were closed or had long lines.  We passed by Nick's figuring we were running out of options. The person who I think is the owner sat us down and took our order.  Since it was more like brunch time, some of us had breakfast, some had lunch.  We were the only ones there when we got there, and maybe the place was half full (at most) when we got our food.   It took FOREVER to get our meals, and before it came the guy we think is the owner passed us off to a waitress that just arrived.  I'm sure he wanted to give her a table right away, but she of course had no idea what any of us ordered.  When the food finally came they forgot my dad's breakfast -- straightforward eggs over easy, bacon and toast.  The waitress said it would be coming right up.  It took another 5-10 minutes to get his eggs, which I really hate.  When it came the waitress didn't really apologize, only said it got chaotic.  I hate servers with bad attitudes. I couldn't help but tell her we were the only ones in the restaurant when we ordered (and truthfully if a small restaurant half-full is chaotic for a couple of waitresses to manage then I wouldn't want to be there when they are busy.)  She got defensive and said she got there 5 minutes before our food came out and had no control over the kitchen.  When the bill came the waitress was not at all apologetic for the long wait or the mess up.  To top it off they charged us for the particularly delayed plate, which I feel is a rookie mistake.  When the kitchen messes up and someone has to practically eat by themselves they should take something off to repair for the annoyance.    As far as the food goes it wasn't that great either.  My ham and cheese omelette had small pieces of sliced ham instead of chunks, which made it seem like it was supposed to be for a sandwich (petty I know but it didn't look professional). Hashbrowns were good.  My husband's patty melt and my son's burger they said where good. My mom said her food was cold, and my daughter barely touched her turkey melt (which was more like turkey on toast than a turkey melt).  The kids said the deep fried cheese curds were the best they ever had. So if you are hungry for those this seems to be the place.  Overall the place doesn't feel clean to me.  The kitchen is in a low-ceiling basement at the bottom of the stairs right across from the bathrooms.  My parents said they have been there a few times before because it's right across from the Overture Center, but I really doubt they will ever be back. They were embarrassed they suggested it since it was not a big success.  We won't be back...ever.

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Output: There website advertised a couple of items on sale in early December, one month later the items were still on sale so I went to the store to buy them and they were regular price.  The manager said "we've been busy and haven't had time to change the price"... 1 month later in the slow part of January, he's either a liar or the laziest manager ever!

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Output: This is about College Night every Thursday.   If you want to be thrown into a crowd of strangers consisting mostly of boppy eighteen year olds' who actually have the chance to come into this bar on this day only, then this is the place for you.   I mean, I went because I have a lot of 20 year old friends, so I like to take them dancing from time to time until they reach the age of opportunity here in Las Vegas. For the most part I had a great time because my goal of the night was to dance and we did. I did not buy any drinks because, that night, the only 21+ was me and I was driving... how does that happen, not sure, but it was OK. I did purchase a tiny 12 oz water, twice, because it was HOT in there with all those people. However this tiny bottle of water does not do justice to my hydration process, and it was $4! I mean I would be OK with a regular 16oz bottle being $4, but not this tiny little thing.   The first DJ was OK, but the midnight DJ's were awesome. They are called the Bombmakers and they play at other clubs, so it was cool to see them there. The music for the most part is good, it was just that first DJ did not know how to transition at all.. fail. Bombmakers..win!   This will probably bet the only night I will ever go, until those friends reach their 21st birthdays. I do not find it cool to just grab a drink.  It is 10$ for gentlemen and ladies are free (another good thing about being a girl), but in reality I would never want to bring a guy friend because it wouldn't be worth that $10 fee.   Like I said, good for those not of age here in the fabulous Las Vegas and it is at Town Square which I love that place, but that is all it is.

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assistant: I was sorely disappointed. Looking at the photos of the food, I was led to believe that the food would be, at the very least, presentable. I ordered the General Tso's Chicken, and it looked like canned chicken mixed with a bottled sauce thrown on a styrofoam plate. The lunch order did not come with a drink, and the service was poor. It was a decision between here and LoLo's down the path. Wrong decision indeed. I don't see myself coming back here anytime soon.