user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Recently had lunch here while visiting the hospital across the street.  I followed the recommendation of my colleague and had the smoked salmon sandwich.  To be honest, it was all rather disappointing from the break (not much taste and not the freshest) to the salmon which lacked seasoning.  I know it is hard to make a sandwich memorable, but I expect a relative minimum quality which unfortunately wasnt met.


Q: negative

A: Ok this place is definitely overrated... Would stay at Encore or The Hardrock (yes, HardRock) over this place anyday. Booked my trip a month in advance, my flight got delayed and I checked in on Tuesday night at 130am The double bed room was unavailable till 3pm the next day. The put us in a regular room, sent us a rollout bed that had old cereal stuck in the bedsheets. Ended up finally getting our room late the next day but only after the room service lady banged on our door at 830 am to clean our room. Should have known this would happen. Overall the rooms are nice here, fairly large, decent beds but most do have a slightly worn look. Nothing special in my opinion. Bathrooms were nice but the hot water seemed to run out at times and the TV's were dated. One good part is my brother and I both brought back two animals from Vancouver, it was nice being able to each pound out these two classy acts (we picked em up at the sandwich shop at the luxor @430am) and have some privacy.   The food court at Mandalay Bay is ridiculously over priced, the food is mediocre at best.. Rum Jungle & Strip Steak are both rip offs. The bartender at Rum Jungle looked like Danny Glover and had no service skills. His mojito sucked and they should replace him with a hot chick. Though the food area is designed nice and seems to be a good place to grab a meal, Id avoid it if possible. The buffet was fairly good however, though the same items are served at lunch as dinner, the selection is nice. The Breakfast buffet is good here as well. Great that all drinks are provided and the staff is very friendly. Id rank this buffet on par with that of the Rio.   The Beach/Pool is very nice for families.. Kids were everywhere, being a young single woman seeking male, didnt care much for the pool personally. They tried charging me 40 bucks to get into Moorea, the adults only pool. There were a few hotties who were topless but the first day i peaked into this place I noticed a 250 pd plus wart hog with her top off. Not paying extra to stare at some mammoth...This is ridiculous, the pool it should be free for The Hotel's guests, especially considering how many out of control kids are in the wave pool. Never ended up paying or going into Moorea. Instead I went to Wet Republic and Bare @ the MIrage, both of which are far better pools in my opinion. Just annoying that one pays so much money for a subpar room and this hotel cant take care of you.  Tried speaking to Mangement about both the pool and problems with my room. They didnt seem to care and refused to compensate me in anyway..Assistant Manager was a illiterate and really didnt know how to handle a proble. Not sure I would ever go back to this rathole. Hotel is decent, big casino, horrible restaurants and no cool clubs.. I would short the shit out of this place if it was a stock. Stick to Encore or the Hard Rock. This rat's nest is located at the ass end of the strip, not many hot girls and they really dont seem to care about the guests of the hotel.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place is really hit or miss. I have had awesome times there and meet really cool people but other nights the crowd and specials are not so great. The best days to come here are either Friday or Saturday when they have some decent special like $10 liquor bust or $1 long islands. As other people said the cover is really unevenly applied, I have seen locals both get in free and be charge at all hours, its like it depends on how cute you look. Tourist are almost always 10 or 20 bucks. Eight and a half is where you enter into and usually they open piranha about midnight, the to clubs connect and you can walk back and forth, piranha is more the dance music and rave style club where as eight and a half is more about drinking and socializing. Don't even bother with the VIP upstairs on the piranha side, its just more of the exact same thing just higher prices.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: This place is excellent in many ways.   Husband went exploring the strip while I of course slept in. He discovered Tamba and brought me their card knowing that I love Indian food.   We walked from the MGM at about 9:00 which is a pretty weird scene. The mall is empty except for this restaurant.   The restaurant was about 3/3 full with more than 1/2 of the people eating there Indian or Pakistani.   We ordered on basmati rice, 2 naans, 1 began bharta and 1 matter paneer. ALL excellent, literally the best roast eggplant curry I have EVER had. They roast the eggplant in their Tandoori oven which adds a smoky flavor. The texture and heat were just right.  Paneer was perfectly made.  The portions are more than twice the size of what I normally get here in San Francisco/Bay Area.  Pricing a bit higher, but it is Vegas and 10-12.00 a dish is not unreasonable.   Waiter and hostess and bus staff were all very nice and efficient.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I placed a to-go order on a Tuesday night while barley anybody was there & waited 35 minutes to get my food.  This was my first time eating their sushi so I was pretty excited and didn't care about the wait.  Unfortunately, the sushi was oddly warm and the tuna was slimy.  For the price I paid (including a 10% gratuity fee for take-out), I expected way better.  I felt sick for days even just thinking about how un-fresh the sushi and fish products were.  I can't see myself going back, just stick to RA..or hell, even Whole Foods sushi is delicious.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:

assistant: The only reason they didn't get a 5 star rating is my extremely high standards for a good hoagie. Good prices, great ingredients (would be better with cherry peppers) and the service was very friendly. I will go back for sure. The sandwich fulled me up and I liked the selection as well. I will go back for sure.