user: Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: As a dude who loves Sandwiches, this is the place that made me love sandwiches in the first place. I love spicy food and I can eat the Jamaican Red at least once a week. Oh, that's right. I always do. Add some Mountain Dew and the best Rice Krispie Treats, outside of my own, and you've got my favorite sandwich place ever.  I also hear the pizza sub is good. I just can't be bothered not to have a Jamaican Red.


Q: negative

A: Awful. Horrible. Worst haircut I've ever gotten for my daughter. The first stylist was such a witch that I had to request someone else. The second stylist was very nice, but I'm not sure she actually cuts hair professionally. She cut her hair once, then I brought her back 10 minutes later when it was dry to try and have the stylist even it up. It looks horrible, and I've shed many tears over my decision to give them a try. Really, who can screw up a bob? DON'T DARKEN THE DOORS OF THIS SALON!!!


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: We had a party of three arrive at 10:30 PM on a Saturday night.  We ordered soup and two appetizers and told the waitress we were still looking at entrees and requested the aforementioned order to be placed.  We decided on three entrees and ordered at the server's next pass.  The soup arrived first and this version of Tom Kah Kai was overpowering in citrus.  If the soup had been hot it might have been passable, but the soup was certainly prepared fresh and hot, but then plated in a cold bowl and then portioned in individual cold bowls for our party of three.  By the time we took the first spoonful, the soup was merely warm.  As we were eating the soup the two appetizers arrived.  Shortly after, while still eating the soup and prior to a single bite of appetizers, all three entrees arrived.  As the three dishes were being placed on the table I asked if they usually serve all the food at the same time.  The server laughed and smiled and I said it really wasn't funny as I had ordered in courses and now all the food would be cold by the time I was able to eat it.  He asked what I wanted him to do and I told him to do whatever he wanted.  He took two of the three entrees away and said he would have them prepared after we finished the soup and appetizers.  Not sure why only two of three but I told him to do whatever he wanted.  When the entrees arrived for a second time, they were served on stone cold plates along with the rice, which is extra, served in a cold bowl with no covering.  So despite the efforts to bring the food when we were actually ready to eat it, this restaurant showed how poorly food can be presented and amateur hour at its best. I will say that two of the items ordered, the oyster appetizer and the curry crab entr\u00e9e, were exceptional for taste and quality.  The fact that all the hot items were so poorly presented, and initially presented all at once, really shows what little this management knows about proper service.  This was my one and only trip to Chada and I will drive a few extra minutes to eat at Lotus where they know how to run a restaurant.  At Chada prices, it is somewhat offensive to be charged extra for white rice and for hot tea.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Do not live here! The worst apartment! The staff are rude, and they only care the profits, they will charge ridiculous fees even though that was their mistake!  I told them half year ago that I decide to move out for at least 3 times,they never told me that I need to sign the notice. Even though after that, I came to office check with the rent fee, they realized I'll move out this month. Then, they add our responsible to November, that means we need to pay one more month rent fee even though we are not live here, which is RIDICULOUS! My roommate remembered that she signed the form, but the staff can't find it, they didn't admitted that. That's not our fault! The worst apartment!


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Will never go back! I had a similar experience as the other reviewer Brian A. They were recently bought and became affiliated with Celebrity Tanning and I had bought multiple spray tans a few months prior. When I went to the location at Tatum and Cave creek, I said I wanted a spray tan. She proceeded to tell me how many people weren't transferred over from the previous owner so she has no way of knowing if I have tans or not but will have someone call me. I was expecting this to be a quick in and out but now I'm filling in a form to be entered in the computer, am worried I've lost money if they don't find my tans. Then after all of that she says the machine is broken right when I think we are done and I can tan! She sends me up the road to the celebrity tan where it got worse.  It is more expensive than it ever was before. Frustrated to buy a tan when I already have some, been given the run around, I'm not in the computer and they can't call a manager about my tans. Kids running the place that have no idea about making something right with a customer. Left there leaving my phone number for the mgr to call me about my tans. They never called. I called them and they said they found I have 3 tans when I had 7. Went to use one and they have a new machine ( tatum location) and it turned me orange. Previous machine never did that. They can keep my two remaining tans that would just  make me orange. Don't give a company like this your business unless they start treating customers as they should and train and empower the kids that work there to help customers.


Q: positive

A:

assistant: Not for the easily offended.  Definitely puts the sin back in SIn CIty.  If you want impressive physical feats that Cirque is known for and also some bonus laughs (and plenty of females nekked!), this show is for you.  It would be tough to find a bad seat in the theater, so don't worry.  Just relax and enjoy the ZUMANITY!