user: input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Have been going here for a while. I loved what they did to their menu last year, but the quality has dropped since my last visit 3 months ago. The Parmesan chicken was not cooked well - it was like a giant gelatinous chicken nugget. The brick chicken didn't taste fresh. It was like a fast food chicken with that really dried out taste. I can't describe it but it was like the graininess of processed chicken. I really supported this place for over a year, but their quality has noticeably dropped. The salad was meager - I mean very small. The staff was profusely nice; the managers were very apologetic, but I begged them to understand that the quality of the chicken was just low - not their preparation.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Interesting business indeed, the place is setup like a hangout for either vampires or individuals with hangovers except that terrible music they play is turned up way too loud for the latter.  Really, the only thing this place has going for it is the fact that there are indeed worse places out there.  To start, the staff are completely lackadaisical and couldn't care less about you being there.  Second, not only is the menu a complete fail but the food itself is even worse.  On a nutritional scale the fair scores about a 2 yet it is not even remotely enjoyable.  The food seriously has zero flavor, if they changed to strictly boiled chicken with no seasoning I'd be a step up.  This place takes the cake for the least flavorful food of any restaurant I've ever been to.  To boot the seating is as uncomfortable as could be found anywhere and the bar is pretty weak as well.  I'm not quite sure of the reason for this restaurant's existence.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:

assistant: I have been going to this place practically since it opened.  Was very intentional about continuing to go during light rail construction because it was important to me that they survive the construction and thrive as a business.  However, its' been a few months since I've gone downtown and so I haven't been in.  They've remodeled, I'm not crazy about the new seating they've chosen, but that's not really that big of a deal.  There were two people behind the counter, they were both standing there when I ordered a salad in a particular way because I have food related health issues. First, they took half an hour to make the salad (it was NOT busy in there!!), both of them delivered it, and the salad was made in the exactly the way that I had said not to do.   I pointed that fact out, one of them said, ok, we can just take that off of there, and I said no, you can't, you have to start over. One of them brought it back to me and there was clear evidence that I'd been ignored. The second time. No apology, no following directions, completely ignored me when I suggested that when people ask for things in a specific way, it's usually for a pretty important reason.   Sheesh, it's not McDonalds, they make stuff to order, they should be that much about customer service that she started over and didn't try to sneak something past me that is really important that I not eat.  I won't be going back.  This makes me sad.