user: Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Good food, lots of options, fast friendly service.  I've been there with large parties and for date night and have good experiences with various size parties.  I've also used groupons there successfully.  The whole fish is excellent!


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A: Getting new winter tires for my vehicle next door at discount tire. Decided to have a lunch here. Very yummy coffee and tasty panini. Nice and clean lication. Long line but it took me less than a minute to place an order.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The spur burger is delicious I would recommend it to anybody very fresh and definitely juicy! The fries are delicious is well. We just happened to stumble across this place while walking through Old Town with some relatives from out of state. I will be back!


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Output: I only come to this Sears for two reasons: a) my dad is a mechanic, but he doesn't live here and swears by their service. b) It's a stone's throw from an intersection of entertainment (and by entertainment I mean Target and Border's). Their customer service has improved over the past five years and they actually acknowledge your presence when you walk in as opposed to pretending like you don't exist until you're walking out of the door in a huff (yes, that's happened to me before at this location). Their customer service still continues to be a crapshoot, especially when they discover that you're not the average dumb consumer who accepts all products and services offered to you.  They're good for the standard maintenance jobs-oil changes, tires, transmission and radiator flushes. The tires come with a decent warranty so I always get my tires here. They say that they check all of the fluids when you come in for any kind of service, but for the past four oil changes, yes I've counted, they have failed to refill my wiper fluid. I know, totally petty and probably something I could do myself, but if I ask you specifically to refill it and you say it's done for free, then DO IT.   The wait is always longer than they say it's going to be, so always add 45 minutes onto the wait time they tell you to get the actual time. If you decide to leave the shop, they'll call you and let you know what's up with your car and get your approval before they move forward with any major work.  The key to going into this place is to know what you're talking about. Because they'll try to up-sell you and recommend all kinds of services that you don't need. ESPECIALLY if you're a woman. So when you go, know what you want and even if you don't know what you're talking about, pretend like you do. If anything, request to talk to the mechanic yourself-the salesperson's job is to sell you things and not much else. You could tell the salesperson everything that's wrong with your car but who knows how they're going to translate that to the mechanic. Get in there, talk to the mechanic who's assigned to your car (even if it means you have to postpone your walk to Borders) and let them know what's up. You'll be less likely to get screwed!  One star for convenience and one star for standard services.


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output: If your reading this your probably in/from San Diego. If that's true then we have access to some of the best Buffet's in the country at our Reservation Gaming hotel/casino's. Golden Nugget Buffet is a far cry from even the mediocre buffets in San Diego. The crab legs were small, not as clean as I like. The oysters were dry, the prime rib was bland and dry. The shrimp was not peeled and the buttery fly fried shrimp was dry and hard as a rock. The server was nice and was at our service, but the initial sit down took a few extra minutes. For $28 I got a 2 star buffet, but back home I can get 5 stars for $22. The chairs were uncomfortable, but the drunk bachelorette party near us gave us ample entertainment.


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assistant: After an hour wait time, after being told to expect 35 minutes for delivery, and extremely awkward man handed me my pizza and wings while a 2nd employee (I assume his trainer) watched. I paid via card and asked if they needed to see the card or have me sign anything. The awkward man muttered something about it already being paid for and shuffled off. I was unable to tip the man as I did not have cash and they didn't have a method for me to tip on the card.   I brought the plain brown pizza box inside and opened it up, expecting to an extra large Buffalo Chicken Pizza (the size seemed a bit small, 15" for those looking for hard numbers, I measured).  Buffalo Chicken Pizzas are a thing that a couple pizza places will do, but this was by far the worst I've ever had.  I'm not sure where the Buffalo part was supposed to come in, but this was a thin, dry, pizza with meager amounts of cheese and large chunks of chicken. The pizza itself had no flavour until I bit into a piece of chicken, at which point I spit it out what tasted like a brick of black pepper.  I attempted to move on to the garlic parmesan wings, but after a single wing, I felt as if I had enough salt and sodium to last me a week.  The pizza sits on my table as I write this, with two bites out of it, atop it, the box of 9 uneaten wings, and there they will stay until I throw it away tomorrow.   Time to call *sigh* pizza hut.