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(04-07) 20:48 PDT -- Gregg Williams will work in the NFL again. I hear the 49ers want to hire him as chief of Candlestick Park security.

But will he work again as a coach or coordinator? Forget it.

The problem isn't just Snap-a-Leg Gregg's bounty system, or the injury to-do list he gave his Saints players the night before their playoff game against the 49ers.

The problem is also that he can't coach.

His players ignore him. In the biggest game of the season, the Saints completely disregarded Williams' orders. They didn't bust Alex Smith's jaw, twist Frank Gore's head 180 degrees, snap Vernon Davis' ankles after the whistle, or give Kyle Williams a concussion noogie.

The Saints ignored Gregg Williams' directive to take out Michael Crabtree's ACL. Instead, they foolishly covered Crabtree so tightly that he couldn't catch the ball. You can't tackle a receiver at the knees if you don't let him catch the ball first.

In that meeting, while Williams was ordering up specific mayhem, were his guys even listening? Apparently, under their desks they were playing Madden NFL 12.

Worse, Williams, the spiritual offspring of a sordid affair between Conrad Dobler and General Patton, was so busy plotting to open up a can of chili-con-carnage on the 49ers that he blew the x's and o's portion of his job.

The deciding play of the game? Smith's touchdown pass to Davis.

How did that play come about? The 49ers' quarterback coach, GeepChryst, who coached against Williams and the Saints for three seasons (2008-10) when Chryst was at Carolina, knew that Williams' red-zone strategy is always to blitz and single-cover.

On that play, Davis was the only logical pass target; he had to be triple-teamed. But that's not the way Gregg Williams rolls.

The week of the game, Chryst designed a play for that situation, and he radioed the play to head coach Jim Harbaugh. "Now's the time for Vernon Post."

That's why Snap-a-Leg Gregg is toast in this league.

-- Alex Smith has to be (quietly) bursting with pride. Until Gregg Williams came along, every opposing defensive coordinator's pregame instructions stressed, "Do not hurt Alex Smith!"

-- Good thing Williams knew his team was being investigated for his bounties and knew his pre-game speech was being recorded. Otherwise he might have really gone overboard with the rhetoric.

-- Welcome to "Advice For Boch," the first installment in a weekly series of helpful hints to the Giants' skipper. When Buster Posey plays first base, as he will once or twice a week, instead of yanking Brandon Belt from the lineup, how about moving Belt to left and sitting Aubrey Huff? The team benefits offensively and defensively.

-- I wonder if Joe Lacob gets a facial tic every time he sees the Warriors' TV commercial where the voice-over man crows that Lakers fans go to games at Staples Center to be seen, but, "Warriors' fans go to Oracle Arena to be heard!"

-- In the Warriors' quest to tank games and finish in the Golden Seven, their biggest stumbling block is David Lee. I know the guy has defense issues, but does anyone in the league play harder? You talk about stepping up to the plate in scoring and rebounding. The only solution is to dial back Lee's minutes, but that would be too obvious.

-- The real solution: More Andris Biedrins. The Warriors lost to the Jazz on Friday by 6. Rookie center Jeremy Tyler had a nice game: 20 minutes, 14 points, five rebounds. But Biedrins played most of the second half, contributed his usual zero points, and had a key turnover late in the game, flubbing a simple pass at the rim.

-- Why Biedrins down the stretch? Let's ask the coach. "I had my best big-man defender in the game," coach Mark Jackson said Saturday. " 'Dre (Biedrins) is an outstanding one-on-one defender; he is an outstanding pick-and-roll defender. ... (Jazz center) Al Jefferson, I thought 'Dre played great one-on-one defense against him. ... (Biedrins) gave us the best chance to win the game down the stretch."

-- Sad scene at the women's Final Four in Denver: Robert Griffin III, in town to support the Baylor women, is being escorted along a nearly- deserted hallway in the Pepsi Center. He passes a young man who politely says hi to Griffin, who politely returns the greeting. The young man says, "Robert, could I get a picture?" Griffin pauses, but his handlers pull him along, saying over their shoulders, "Robert's got to get out of here."

-- From reader Dan Wolthers, the definition of acme and nadir: Peyton Manning signing a $96 million contract and Ryan Leaf sitting in a jail cell.

-- Magic Johnson, speaking for his fellow Dodgers owners, says, "We intend to build on the fantastic foundation laid by Frank McCourt ..." Plagiarism! I'm sure Magic stole that quote from Italian architect Giovanni di Simone, who in 1272 took over the long-delayed construction of a marble edifice anchored in loose soil. It would become the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Rog, love the job you did on the bounty hunters, but when you try to stop leaks of Wonderlic scores, you're a dog chasing cars.

First of all, leakers will always leak. Ask any government official, any BALCO convict, or Dwight Howard.

Second, why should Wonderlic scores be secret? Your globally televised combine exposes every intimate physical detail of every potential draftee. You parade them on stage in their underpants.

So why can't fans know that their favorite team's potential quarterback can't add five plus five?

If you must get tough on leakers, though, I have just the man to head up your task force. His name is Gregg. He's a bad dude, and he needs a job.

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