user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: So how bad does it have to be to throw away the remaining free-included new car services? Pretty bad. I made an appointment online for a free tire rotation and "inspection". The "Assistant Service Manager" was long on ass but short on service. He seemed never to have been near a car before. He did not know how to get the odometer off trip to total miles. Oh yeah, they had no record of my service appointment even though they had emailed me confirmation.  Two hours later, to do a tire rotation I can do in my drive way in 30 minutes, the upsell began. While being careful not to say my car had any problem at all, they said based on miles I "need" an alignment (with perfect tire wear?) and a balancing and a cabin air filter. All for the fun price of $235 plus taxes. Well, it doesn't need an alignment at $85 and $50 for balancing is ridiculous and not needed (gee, Costco does that for free when you buy tires there so guess where I'm going) and the $55 for the air filter is a total ripoff. I priced it out at Pep Boys at $10.99.  For even more fun, they could not find my key and spent 15 minutes trying to find it so I could get out of there. The phrase "Incompetent Wankers" comes to mind. I'm not letting these clowns near my car again. I'll scrub the next free oil change and do it myself along with tire rotations.  One last thing. The list of services performed states they cleaned the cabin air filter. I just pulled it and it was never touched. I blew out bits of desert plant flower petals. I can conclude they didn't do a damn thing to my car today.


Q: negative

A: We booked a room here over the Internet after seeing a few pictures and knowing that it was on the strip. The rate was 60 dollars. After checking in Jessica screamed after seeing a cockroach in the bathroom. I tried calling the front office but the phone didn't work. I walked over and we waited for a maintenance guy who was nice. He sprayed raid in the bathroom and we stuffed towels underneath the sink. After coming back I got the guy to take 10 off the bill. The "continental breakfast" was just coffee. We also found a cigar butt in the bathroom and it was a non smoking room. To top it off a taxi driver told us the hotel was frequently used by prostitutes... He advised us to not book a hotel ahead of time and just look for deals at casinos trying to fill empty rooms. We complained over the phone next day and they reduced the price to 30. That's the only reason they get a star.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: For what it is, Steiners is a great place for breakfast, lunch and dinner - oops, I forgot cocktails!  However, if you are a vegan, don't go here, unless onion rings fit the bill.  We came in for breakfast and had a hearty egg, sausage, and hash browns, for a reasonable price.  The food was very good.  The staff was quick, friendly and efficient.  The surroundings are dark, but comfortable and clean.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: OK... first off.. the owners and employees are VERY nice and super informative.  They are proud of what they make and sell.  I like that.  Second.. the dessert pops are some of the best sweets I have ever eaten.  I have tried the fruit pops and the dessert pops, and the dessert pops win hands down.  All of their frozen treats are top-notch.  Dense, rich and obviously made with love. The fruit pops make me smile, and feel like I am treating myself and being healthy at the same time.... BORING!  No .. just kidding.  Fruit pops have their place in the world.  OK.. back to the dessert pops.  I can't say which one of these flavors are my favorite: German Chocolate (every single bite is full of chocolate pecan coconut YUM) Strawberry Shortcake (probably a seasonal flavor... I'm not even sure that's what it's called ... but it's DIVINE!)  and... drum roll please... BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE.    This one is probably my favorite treat of all time.  I don't say this lightly folks.  I pride myself a sweets fanatic... the richer and creamier the better.  This concoction of delight is pure dessert perfection.  It has a creamy base that is tangy sweet.. just like cheesecake should be.  Then you run into blueberry after blueberry... and big generous chunks of graham cracker crust.  It makes my toes curl just thinking about it. 'Nuf said for now.  Gonna review them more on my blog :-)  LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Inside the mekong palace there is a separate area to the side that is actually a small Hot Pot restaurant.  While the restaurant area is fairly small they made it very functional, each table has two burners built so that everyone can have their own broth. They had a great selection of food to choose from (from your typical sliced beef to razor clams) after you order you walk to the front and they have a table that is just for all of the sauces you can mix yourself. They gave you so many options and it was nice to be able to make more than just one sauce. The meal turned out great and the service was good  Overall I was pretty impressed, it reminded me of having a family dinner at my mother in-law's house. So if you are looking for a good place to enjoy hot pot without all the troubles of doing at home but just as good make sure you check this place out.


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:

assistant: The frozen hot chocolate is nothing spectacular. Truly people, probably not worth wasting money at one of the strip's subpar restaurants when there are plenty of other delicious places to eat.  I waited well over an hour (without complaints, as I figured I would and the surrounding area is nice) and unfortunately was seated in the VERY loud, VERY dirty, and for some reason, not-so-packed inside. There were empty tables everywhere, so I'm not so sure what we were kept waiting for?  This place just seems like a glorified Sweet 16 venue and not much else. As 3, 20-somethings looking for (and expecting, based on reviews) a decent place to eat with a little funky ambiance, I felt more like what I was sitting in was a Chuck E Cheese, serving Applebees' entrees.  As for the beloved frozen hot chocolate, you can get the EXACT SAME quality at a Dunkin' Donuts/Baskin Robbins. Is it worth a try? Not really......maybe if you're looking for a place to treat your kids to dinner and dessert and the line at McDonald's was too long.