user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I walked in with high expectations for good service and a meal. Waitress was not in her best mood so was inflexible With our requests which I though were very reasonable. Food was ok, but the salads ($14) with addition of Protein was cheap and was not enough for a meal. They nickel and dime you for everything.  With so many choices around I will not be coming back. Staff, flexibility with menu, food taste, and portions Are all to consider


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A: Customer service, hair cut, and attitude, all sucked!       Went in with my son for 2 haircuts. Had to wait 1hr for a 15min wait. I could understand if other people were in front of me. I was the only one waiting.      After 30min of waiting, one stylist finished her hair cut... chatted for awhile with the other stylist... then left to get lunch and make a deposit at the bank. She said sorry but she had to get there before they closed.       I stuck it out. After an hr the stylist that was still there (working on color or perm or something) bitched and complained about being stuck there with no competent help.  She acted like she was doing me a favor by cutting my hair.    I didn't get my son's haircut there after all that. When I got home my wife told me to go back and have them fix it.  No way!     My wife tried to help but made it worse. I went to the great clips on buffalo Vegas and they fixed it for me.    If you want to get butchered, don't mind wasting your day, and love hearing people bitch about their job.... give this place a shot.  Don't bring a gun because you'll probably kill yourself.


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: One of the worst meals I've ever had. It was like bad cafeteria food. No redeeming qualities and bad value too at almost $20 per person. Do yourself a favor and go anywhere else.


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Output: Not made authentically but very delicious :)


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output: delicous, as expected for anything underground foods related. but really pretty damned pretentious, certainly wouldn't stop me going back. the pretension is more worthy of mockery than fear. pretty small inside, the menu is small. it's great but ultimately it's not underground kitchen :(


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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assistant: A solid pub in downtown Montreal. If you're after wings, beer, and maybe some sport, you won't go wrong here.  The wings here are great. The 'kick-ass' spicy aren't too hot (for me, but then again I am VERY manly...), but just hot enough. They also come with sweet potato fries, which is cool. Some of my mates tried the curry here, and said it was really good - the menu has a lot of  Sri Lankan dishes (I think the kitchen staff are  Sri Lankan), and I've heard good things about them.   The first place we sat down was a bit smelly, but they reseated us when we asked (watch out for the both near the toilets!) so it wasn't a big deal in the end.  There's a few screens around the place so you can definitely see whatever main sporting event is on (eg. hockey), but they're not huge/everywhere so I'd probably go somewhere else if that was my main focus.  We got there early (5pm) on a Thursday and there was plenty of room, but it did fill up after everyone got off work.  I was going to give this place three stars, but the the waitresses wear kilts, so it gets an extra star. WATCH OUT: the waiters also wear kilts, so if you're going to check the staff out, make sure you're checking out the right ones...