user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was running late this morning and the hunger pains were kicking in on my way to work when I made a quick decision to drop-by Starbucks.  This particular one has a drive-thru, which is awesome, except everyone else thinks so too!  The line of cars was too long for my impatiences, so I decided to park and make a quick run inside.  Let me reiterate my need for quickness, as in swoop inside, place my order, get my coffee and split like an overripe banana. Of course when your in a hurry, no one else is.  So was my fate today at Starbucks.  I've always had terrific and timely service at this Starbucks' drive-thru.  The person taking my order is always chipper and pleasant, and when I pull around to pick up my beloved cafe mocha, I'm always greeted with a smile and a lovely "have a nice day."   Not so when I entered the sanctimonious inner-chamber of Starbucks! No one to welcome me at the counter; baristas working here and there completely ignoring me; and me standing there trying to grab their attention with my awkward and annoyed demeanor.  Finally, a barista  glanced over and said something that was barely audible.  A minute later, he finally noticed me and said curtly, "Wadda ya having?"    "Uh... a tall cafe mocha and, and, um, do you have blueberry muffins?"   "Aren't there any over there?" he pounced.   I responded timidly, "Oh, I guess so, I didn't look."   He grabs a muffin and my drink and sets it on the counter.    Another barista, a surly old dude from the East Coast, pops by and says, "Wadda get?" I told him, gave him my credit card, he processes it, hands it back and moves on to the next person.  No "thank you," or "have a nice day." Nothing.  I was kind of stunned and walked out with a little huff and puff... and I wish I could blow his house down!  So the lesson of this little story? Avoid the inside of this Starbucks at all cost, especially in the morning. Obviously the real gems work the drive-thru.   I guess Starbucks 3hr shut down last week didn't cover customer service skills.


Q: positive

A: This is a newer establishment in downtown Las Vegas on Fremont Street. The whole downtown experience was quite new to me as I'm usually a stay-on-the-strip kind of guy. However, this area is quite interesting and a lot more popular than I thought. Needless to say, things are more affordable around here.   As for this Italian restaurant, it's a pretty good size restaurant. I came here during lunch and had a pleasant experience. Don't expect a quiet romantic setting as this restaurant is on the busiest street downtown, but that goes without saying. It's more of an upbeat, festive environment. The food was a pleasant surprise, I had the Seafood Risotto and the NY Steak. For dessert I had the Tiramisu and the Creme Brulee. I really recommend the Tiramisu, it was delicious.   Overall, I had a great experience and I would come back if I was in the downtown area.


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Crappy area, weird parking lot. There's a sign posted that said "merge" to get in to the drive thru. However when I tried to MERGE another customer refused to let me and then hit my brushguard! When I went to see the manager he said I was at fault and although the sign says "MERGE" it really means I should I have yeilded. Really? The sign did't say yield it said MERGE! Between being told my a cranky manager that I can't read, the bad area this is located in, and the aweful parking I opted to head to Del taco in a nicer area instead.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Who wouldn't love a name like that?! "Hey, I'm going to Suck Bang Blow tonight!" lol  And as much as I'm not suppose to judge a book by its cover, the name sold me... I had to find out what's going on behind those doors.  First off, this place is near Concord Mills Mall, the other side of the Burton Smith Blvd back behind BJ (appropriate choice of reference for a place called Suck Bang Blow haha... oh I crack myself up!!) and all those things.  It's not easy to spot since it's at the other end (not by the street) of a new brick strip mall.    The space is just a big rectangle, with a bar on one end and pool tables on the other and booths in between.  It was pretty empty on a Tuesday night.  Yes, there is a BAF (Big Ass Fan) on the ceiling.  Let's get down to biz-ness, the food.  I ordered the beef brisket sandwich with a side of baked mac & cheese ($7.99), and a bottle of miller lite ($2 special) to wash everything down with.  My friend got the pull pork sandwich special ($5.99 last night) with a side of onion rings and it came with a little slaw.   Food was solid.  Pull pork was moist and tender.  Beef brisket has a good bounce to the meat but not tough at all.  The house sauce has a mesquite smoke taste to it along with the tanginess.  The portion was good, I saved half for another meal.  Mac & cheese at first taste was a little bland, but it got better as I digged in.  And don't underestimate that little cup, when I dumped them in my to-go box, it's quite sizable.  Onion rings were yummy, and best part... it didn't come apart when we ate it, the onion stayed put.  I give the food my thumbs up.  Service was great too.  I know it was empty, but that never seems to guarantee anything.  Our waitress was a young girl who kept the sweet tea coming, made sure I didn't need another cold one, told us about the dinner specials and the upcoming labor day event, and even offered to give us to-go cups for the tea.  And she did all these with a smile... take that lousy waitresses at Mac's Speed Shop!   So, with everything said, I'll definitely and gladly going to Suck Bang Blow again and again...  haha (told ya the name is awesome!)


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Meh! Double Meh! I was surprised at how uneventful this buffet was. The Manadalay Bay is one of the great hotels on the strip, but this buffet is not up to that greatness.  The (dinner) food was lack luster, the service was almost non-existent, the layout is whack. Why split the food from the dessert with a large dining room?  The steamed crab legs are good, the prime rib is good, but the rest of the food is just...there.  There are so many better buffets for the same price. This place just doesn't have it.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:

assistant: Very nice decorations and ambiance including a fresh tortillas making station.  My husband and I  were there around noon on a Sunday and were seated right away In a nice booth.   Menu was full of wonderful options including lunch options that were available on weekends.  Fresh guacamole was just ok. It was prepared in the usual manner but they had aluminum foil lined in the pestle. That was a nice way to wrap up the leftovers to take home but not sure it allowed all the mixing needed. I had the chicken enchilada from the lunch menu. The chicken was white meat and tasty. The side of rice was typical but the refried beans were very tasty. My husband had the chicken chimichanga and enjoyed it about the same as some other places.   The chips didn't seem to have any salt on them. The queso was very good. Overall it was a good experience with tasty food.