user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: hmmmm..  i dont think i should have expected too much, it was kind of like Zippys in Hawaii minus all the local food. The restaurant being in New York New York, I might have thought that all the restaurants are 5 star.. but perhaps i was wrong.  Dont get me wrong, if you just got up and need a bite to eat, America is probably the perfect place, they serve you breakfast and coffee.. what more do you need.. However being in vegas and all... perhaps i should have stuck to brunch at a 5 star restaurant!


Q: positive

A: Yes, another Italian deli/grocer review.  While visiting family in the area we stopped here for an early lunch.   It was a party of eight, the place was somewhat empty so we had time to catch up.  I asked the people I was with what they recommended and we came up with two sandwiches.  The first sandwich was on the daily specials menu.  It was a meatball hero which was very good and reminded me of Sunday Dinner at Grandma's. The second sandwich was the #6 the Porchetta. Which is roasted pork seasoned with garlic, fennel and black pepper.  Both came with a side salad.     The total cost for two drinks and two sandwiches came to about $25 which is a little high, but I think the food was worth it.   Just an observation, it seems like there are a lot more Italian delis in the Scottsdale area since the last time I was out there.  I don't think that is a bad thing is it?  It is just an awful amount of competition.


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So I went there to buy the new Nook HD as a Christmas gift.I might as well have been buying a magazine for as much customer service I received. There was a display of all the Nooks, but nowhere did it say to go to register to buy it. The display, nice as it was, could not answer questions I had. This is not my first Nook purchase as it seems they come out with a new one each year, however I still had some questions. I went to the customer service counter and asked where I could find the Nooks to purchase. He curtly told me they were at the register (as if I was to have already known this). I went to the register and was helped ( well, I wouldn't really call it helped) by a woman whom I'd really like to name here, but won't. Her disinterest in my purchase was evident and I was guided in buying the wrong screen protector.  Again, this wasn't a cheap purchase, and I was the only one in line until an obvious off-duty employee came in and they exchanged their hellos. The gift was well-received, and with the gift receipt the recipient was able to exchange for the correct screen protector. This wasn't one employee giving bad customer service...this was 2. It's a no return store for me.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Total disaster from start to finish. We went in New Years about 6:30 or so. We were told there would be a 10 min wait. it was 30 min, and when we were seated there were at least 8 empty tables. Service was seriously lacking, servers and even the manager were sliding their butts on the back of our chairs because they were to lazy to walk around, lifting large trays over as they slid through. The food took way longer than it should have and was cold when it arrived. My little girl wanted some more fires, after waiting more than 20 min for a refill, were told it was going to be a while because they had to fill orders before they could refill my daughters fries. The restroom was discusting, there were towels on the floor and two of three stalls had no toilet paper. I've had better experiences at McDonald's, we couldn't have had a worse first meal of the year. Needless to say we will not be returning.


input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I love AHS. First of all, their facility is awesome - clean, spacious, and very nice for the dogs and cats who have to stay there (hopefully not for too long).  I helped a friend adopt his dog from AHS in December and it was a great experience. There were always volunteers on hand when we were browsing the dogs and once we found a dog that my friend liked, the volunteers were really helpful and knowledgeable when we brought in other dogs to meet the new dog and see if they would be compatible.  The only reason I didn't give this place 5 stars is because when my friend adopted his dog we noticed that the dog's tail was bleeding at the tip (it's the kind of dog that gets too excited and whacks its tail around until it bleeds). we mentioned this before we took the dog home and the people there told us they would have the vet tech look at it. well, they bring the dog out to us and say "oh, we couldn't find where the tail was bleeding, it must be okay." and they didn't even have the vet tech wrap it in gauze or anything. lo and behold, when we get home the tail is bleeding again. they must not have looked very closely at the tail OR they just wanted us to take the dog home and didn't want to admit the tail was bleeding. luckily, the tail healed within a few weeks and now the dog is fine.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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assistant: The Skinny: can't get past the poor textures of custards and puddings in their pastries (2) it's a bakery so there really isn't a place to sit and they only do credit card transactions over $5 (3) value: given that there pastries were not that great, I'd say this place rates a (2).  I'm a carboholic so when I read about German Bread Bakery, I knew we had to hit it. My hubby and I happened to be in the neighbourhood  right when the bakery opened so we decided we'd to get a couple pastries to go.  Back in my hometown, we have a little German bakery as well which served a great beesting cake; a layer cake filled with pastry cream and topped with honey and almonds. Seeing they had this concoction available too, we decided to give this one a try. Also we saw people post multiple pictures of the pudding danish, so we decided to pick one of those up too.  The beesting cake was pretty disappointing. Although the almond topping and cake was okay, the pastry cream had a very unpleasant powdery texture that really turned me off considering that it composed of 50% of the concoction. It was like eating a teaspoon of cornstarch. Not good. Not good at all.  Next came the pudding danish. My hubby was checking out the danish and poked the pudding part with his fork. I kid you not, the fork bounced back and left not a mark on surface of the pudding.   "Look, baby! The pudding has memory!"  Yeah, it was that bad. Having the consistency of a rubber band, there was way too much gelatin or agar to solidify their pudding. The danish itself was okay - a little on the doughier side of things than what I'd prefer. It didn't have the flakiness of a fantastic puff pastry.  Given the disappointing experience with both the pudding pastry and the beesting cake, it gets a 2 star.