user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The food is too freaking expensive! Geez! Pack a lunch or a bunch of Clif Bars. $2.85 for a stupid bottle of water! Yeah, I get that is a desert and all that, but give me a break!


Q: positive

A: The food here is very good overall.  Happy hour is a very good deal. The menu is modern American and I really like the pasta dishes.  One complaint - The lobster salad has a ridiculously small serving of both salad and lobster - I understand the lobster but salad??  Four stars for me for the happy hour.


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Over priced and Over rated!!  Frrrozen hot chocolate was okay. I would recommend it only because its not a common dessert, but just don't have high hopes. I love how Caesar's called it "the legendary favorite." Barney Stinson would not agree.  Its a bowl of chilled hot chocolate with a TON of whip cream on top and sprinkled with flakes of chocolate. That honestly describes it. Nothing special about it except for its height and price tag. Its $11 for a small and $15 for a large "for two to share". And FYI the large is perfect for three people, especially if your eating a meal here.  Pesto Italian Pizza has a wonderful crispy crust, but it really lacked flavor. I'm assuming if pesto is part of the title then it would at least taste like pesto, but oh was I wrong.  In and out does better burgers. Sorry, but I had to say it. Although you get a thick cut of beef patty, someone needs to tell them that quantity does not beat quality. The bread tasted old and it was soggy. My friend ended up eating it as an open face sandwich. The fries, on the other hand, was delicious. It was crispy and had a perfect golden yellow hue.  The hot dog was just....a hot dog.  Warning!! The bathroom is quite a distance away. You have to walk outside to get to it. And I have no idea why the floor on the patio was so slippery!  Overall, the food didn't blow my mind and the service was good.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: This place is a freaking rip off. 12 dollars for a meal in a crap hole like this. The food quality and portions suck, I wouldn't mind if I left there satisfied. I could go to a nice sit down restaurant in Dearborn, Michigan and eat like a king for 12 dollars and have food to take home. Oh, that's right, in Dearborn the food is cooked by Arabic people(Syrian, Labanese, Iraqui) These so called "Persian" people who try to mask the fact that they are really IRANIAN because the general public is too stupid to catch on.


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output: Lou is so awesome!  Such a great guy.  I take my oldest son here and he loves it too.  Lou is honest, so if you can't handle the fact that your child is not the genius you think  they are or want them to be, then I would look elsewhere.  Lou is genuinely looking at helping your child to succeed and does not use scare tactics to get you to sign up for multiple tutoring sessions.  10 stars for Lou!


Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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assistant: I had high hopes for Tradiciones, so my husband I paid it a visit for lunch on a Sunday, on our way to grab some groceries at Ranch Market. First off, after reading some other reviews, I was worried about getting a cold shoulder from the waitstaff -- but nothing could have been further from the truth. Everyone was really nice and the service was great. The mariachi music was awesome, although I'm glad they didn't come over and try to convince us to get a serenade -- I hate that. It makes me uncomfortable...anyhow, the chips and salsa were top-notch. But the meals were just OK. My spinach and mushroom enchiladas had a good green sauce, and I was pleasantly surprised to see they weren't stuffed full of copious amounts of crappy cheddar cheese. Instead they just had *some* white cheese, which was nice. My husband ordered some chicken dish that came with a stew (sorry, can't remember the name). He liked it. We each had a margarita, as I wanted to try the cilantro margarita, but I wasn't too impressed. Granted, for $7, it really packed a punch, but the flavor wasn't too spectacular. Overall, I'd say the atmosphere adds another star to what I would consider a 3-star meal. I'd definitely bring out-of-town guests here, as it's a fun place with decent Mexican food in a town where (sorry, everyone) I find it VERY difficult to find decent, reasonable Mexican cuisine.