user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: If they had a Culver's on every street corner, the cardiologists would all have twice as much money. I went there for my first time today for lunch, and I was hoping for a good, non-processed burger. I got my wish; a soft bun, red onions, lettuce, fresh tomatoes... all the fixings were great. The cheese was very good, and the beef patties were also good. (I got the deluxe). Since I never had fried cheese curds, I got those as my side item.  It was very reasonably priced; $8 or so for the combo with a root beer. Service was fast; food was fresh and hot. But here's the kicker.... I looked up the nutrional information after lunch, when I felt like I couldn't get out of my office chair. This combo had 84g of fat and 3000mg of sodium.  Even if you don't watch what you eat, these numbers should scare the hell out of you. To put it into perspective, my diet calls for 1500mg sodium DAILY.  I could've gone to In-N-Out, gotten an animal style double-double with fries and saved 15 grams of fat and saved 1300mg sodium. I could've ordered 2 quarter pounders with cheese and 2 large fries and still eaten fewer grams of fat and sodium. Now do you see exactly how bad these burgers are for you?!? Imagine if I had gotten the bacon cheeseburger with a custard for dessert. That'd be another 30 grams of fat. We're talking triple digits here. Scary stuff. Now, I like to splurge on occasion for great food. Unfortunately, for that caloric catastrophe, it simply wasn't worth it. It's a good burger, definitely better than the typical fast food, but come on. These numbers are beyond reasonable.  To be fair, the fried cheese curds constituted 38g of fat alone. Now that I've had them for the first time in my life, I'll say I enjoyed them. They're almost as good as fried mozzarella, but I still prefer the Italian version over the Wisconsin one. So if you want to splurge, enjoy the custard. I've had it once before here, and it's excellent; especially the vanilla. But if you want to blow your diet, even though the food is decent here, do it somewhere else.


Q: negative

A: Do you like paying exuberant amounts of money for mediocre bar food and domestic drafts? Then this is the place for you!  When I first walked into The Peculiar Rabbit I noticed the lack of, well, everything. The bland decor, the lack of customers, and a complete disregard for the plaza-midwood neighborhood mentality, made me feel a bit peculiar. See what I did there!?  It is very apparent that this restaurant is trying to play off the success of more "upscale" businesses in the area. With a restaurant like Soul around the corner who offers a much better atmosphere, food, and price point, it is hard for me to understand why anyone would waste their time and money on this establishment. It is amazing how uninspired this business is and how their idea of making a restaurant a success is to alienate the community and throw money around. Just because you built a giant crap hole with a nice roof deck, doesn't mean you can ask people to pay ungodly amounts of cash for a bud light and a burger.  Their real mistake is when they started to infringe on the accessibility of local businesses by leasing a vast majority of the parking spots in a lot that serves many establishments. Which is kind of a peculiar (LOLZ GET IT) site because there are a total of maybe 5 cars at any given time using the $5 to park makeshift lot. Good thing you guys paid all that money to rope of the parking lot because it is really being utilized.  The only redeeming factor of this place is the staff. Which were friendly and helpful.  Do yourself a favor and stay away from this worthless business.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Okay.. alot of people think it pricy, BUT it is totally worth it!! They have awesome organic foods and desserts ( Chocolate Croissant, is to die for!! yummy!!) and to top it off, while your eating, you don't have any regrets or worry about being unhealthy! Seriously, I go here every morning after working out at the Harris YMCA, getting a cup of FRESH grape juice and a Chocolate Croissant. Best Grocery store EVER!!   * Also they have Goat milk ( and other goat dairy products) too, which  are awesome because their are so hard to find in the US.


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Output: I only went because everyone says they have awesome Apple Fritters.  They are average at best.  And they say they are big, when I saw them behind the glass I actually thought maybe they keep the big ones somewhere else, LOL.  Won't go back.  Heres a tip, try Tim Horton's in Canada or there are a few on the east coast.


input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This is a great bar in the Plateau with a cosy and relaxed ambiance.  They have an extensive list of beers as well as the usual drinks for bars (wine, cocktails, etc).  I also found the prices very reasonable given the area.   They do have some finger food but I didn't try any so I don't have any comments on that front.   My one complaint is that the music is too loud.   We were forced to scream at each other to have any kind of conversation.  Apart from that though I really enjoyed my experience here and would go back again.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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assistant: Protein portion size is a deal-breaker for me.  Just got takeout for lunch. Ordered a Spinach Salad with add-on shrimp. Discovered the policy for an add-on protein is ONE LARGE SHRIMP. Very disappointed. The manager told me their shrimp costs about $1.10 each. EACH. (That seems to be pretty high-priced shrimp, especially for a one-dollar-sign restaurant on Yelp.) The manager offered, if i returned, to "give me another shrimp", as that, evidently, is a non-add-on portion of shrimp. Still disappointed.  The manager was nice, the service was pleasant, the food was fairly good and quick. (I found the shrimp to be nicely cooked, a little under-seasoned. The spinach salad was nothing to write home about, and the balsamic vinaigrette was not very punchy. My fiance loved his baked wheat pasta with meat sauce, which was well-seasoned and rich)   More info from the manager. Add-on portion of chicken is 3 oz (6 for entree). Add-on for meatballs is 2 balls. So I guess when you order the create-you-own pasta dish, you get less protein than when you order one of their "classics".  Being a new restaurant, I was told "they are still working out the kinks". Well, this is a HUGE kink for me, and I imagine it will be a kink for others. I hope that the policy changes, because the food is good, and I wish the company success (I would love to have quick/cheap Nora's around the corner when I want pasta!)  UPDATE: I also went to their website and submitted a complaint. I received an email the same day from the founder/owner saying "Thank you so much for your interest in us and I assure you the shrimp policy will be changed first thing in the morning!! I'm sure you know that this was only our second day being open, and we are trying really hard to offer a top quality quick serve pasta concept."  So they get another star from me, for being cool and understanding. I WILL go back now to see if that really happened, and if so, then they may get another star!  Update 2: it seems they have NOT changed their protein sizes. so their owner lied. not cool.