user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I hate to write this because I'm a huge fan of Monti's... But we went for New Year's Eve dinner with another couple and it wasn't good.  They offered a Prix Fixe menu for NYE but we had to ask the waiter for it.  Ordered drinks and 2 appetizers (shrimp cocktail and chips/dip which were very good. This is where the wheels started to come off.  There was no bus service and the dishes piled up on the small table until the waiter cleared some, but not all.  Weird.  The Prime Rib, NY and Ribeye steaks were all cold and seriously undercooked.  Sent the Prime Rib and NY back and they were replaced properly cooked.  Side dishes were not served and had to be asked for.  The waiter seemed new. Not a good idea for a NYE dinner service!  To their credit, the waiter and manager both apologized and a $15 credit was added to the bill for the Prime Rib issue.  Total bill was $240 and we are used to that price for a nice dinner with wine... this was unfortunately an unpleasant experience and start to our NYE celebration.  Monti's, please get your act together!  btw, love the Front Porch bar area!


Q: negative

A: I think Dr. Ruggieri is an excellent doctor. The issue I would comment on is his staff. I found many of them to be rude or unprofessional.   It was more than just being treated rudely by unsmiling, disinterested staff, which itself was really unnecessary. To be asked the same question several times because the staff interviewing me simply wasn't paying attention, or was too consumed navigating her software.  The whole office seemed to have subtle contempt for the patients.   Then there were a few incidents that pushed the envelope of professionalism.   I was left in an examination room for at least a half hour. Various staff walked in & out of the small room, never even bothering to acknowledge my presence. The door was open, & just outside 2 nurses joked for about 10 minutes about how one patient looked "like hamburger" after surgery--how there was blood everywhere. They were actually telling jokes about it and laughing. It was Medieval.   I went to get the stitches out last Wednesday. The nurse didn't bother to work with an arm rest, or even get adequate light. He fished around for sutures for a while, then asked me: "Do you think I got everything?" When I said no, he fished around some more & found another one.  All the time he was wheezing up close to my face and coughing. It was really uncomfortable. He kept interrupting his work on my hand ( with his ragged chewed up fingernails) to help an assistant navigate a computer program.   I left Wednesday with no instructions on further care & without anyone saying whether I should make another appointment. The doctor had said something at one point about using a salve to prevent scaring. I followed up with the nurse, who seemed to have no idea what I was talking about, then told me to get some cocoa butter--I know that the doctor had not mentioned cocoa butter.   Not impressive, & these are just examples. I can only believe that the doctor's staff must be very poorly paid or managed, to have such ambivalence towards their patients. It was the kind of place it was painful to do business with, the attitude was so ... Slipshod.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Can't wait to have a real reason to go back here. We were doing a foodie market tour today and this was suggested as our last stop( my buddy Tom had to take home fresh cannolis home to the womenfolk). My plan is to go back for delicious sub sandwiches since this place is close to work . Why haven't gotten lunch here already ?  They have great Italian grocery supplies like the Stella Dora cookies I remember as a kid living in Jersey.  I also perused the San Marino tomatoes and pondered the differences from "regular" canned tomatoes. At 7.00 bucks a can I guess I won't ever know. I rather spend my money on baked goodies in the front case. My husband , the wonderful Michael  surprised me with a eclair . You know he loves me!


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I'm glad I had a BOGO coupon! I will give this place another try if I have another coupon.  08/24/2013 Update - I have yet to return.


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output: THE hotel was not THE best place to stay.  I will not stay there again.  THE room smelled smoky and when I called housekeeping, they said they would "take a look".  Uh huh.  I did not say it looked as if it were on friggin fire, I said it stunk.  Needless to say, it continued to stink.  I called downstairs because I needed a blow dryer and was advised it was between THE sinks.  Contrary to popular belief, I am not absolutely trashed THE whole time I am in Vegas so I politely responded, "No, it is not."  THE front desk said they would send one.  Twenty-five minutes later, I called again to explain we had reservations in 20 minutes and I really needed a blowdryer.  I was then told that I would have to wait since, "HE was on 2 other calls that were ahead of me."  I ended up leaving with semi-wet head because it was my fiance's birthday and why should I be a wet blanket? :)  THE blow dryer was there when I returned.  Oh yeah, I guess I wasn't clear and I should have asked for one that worked.  They dropped off one that appeared to have been chewed on by a beast of some sort or maybe an angry guest?  Watch them add it to my bill!  So there is more!!  THE waitress at THE cafe was a douche.  Not sure if she thought I was the reason she had to work there or not but my measley eggs and bacon apparently ruined her day.  My fiance kept mentioning that it was because we did not look pretentious enough but I think THE staff is just way too self-important.  THE bartender at THE pool($50 to get in because THE main pool at Mandalay was packed) gave us attitude for ordering drinks.  I would have been happy to make them myself or maybe THE waitress could have ordered them.  Oh, right, she was too busy with THE trashy, hairy speedo clad Euros.  My bad.  Stay at the Signature hotel.  It's fab and they treateveryone like royalty.  Just an update that i wrote THE Hotel a letter and never ever heard again.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:

assistant: New BBQ place in this part of town so I had to try it out.   I had the rib tips and the peach cobbler. Both were delicious! The rib tips were meaty and had a great smokey flavor. They were very juicy and not over cooked as most places tend to do.  The peach cobbler was very tasty with just the right amount of nutmeg. Reminds me of the BBQ joints I used to go to growing up in Mississippi!   Highly recommended.