user: Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great dinner. A hipster joint that delivers great food. The smoked whiskey and the cookie and milk was a very nice touch.


Q: positive

A: Thanks first to Claire L for this recommendation, it was a fantastic find!  I have seen Mamma's in the grassmarket for 3 years, but never thought about going inside. It just seemed like another tourist trap by the side of the castle. Then I found out I couldn't eat gluten anymore, and needed to find an alternative to my favourite foods.  I had heard that the beloved la favorita's gluten free pizzas were pretty lame. I rang up this morning to ask whether they made them up fresh, and they admitted that they made them all fresh in the morning, but not fresh to order. I love pizza dough which has just been cooked, and mamma's really does well in this respect.  My boyfriend and I went with another couple to Mamma's this evening, armed with Itison tokens (again, thanks Claire L): \u00a311 for 2 9 inch pizzas or gourmet burgers with one glass of wine or beach each. This worked out as a really cheap meal, as we got to choose 3 toppings. I went for goats cheese, olives and pepper with a spicy pizza sauce. There were lots of other exciting options, including cactus, vegetarian sausage, marshmallows and chocolate! Everyone else had normal pizza bases, which were slightly more golden looking than mine, though I admit that it's difficult to make gluten free flour turn that colour. I admit my only criticism would be that the base was quite powdery underneath. Thery were generous with the toppings, and the base was pretty crispy-hate soggy/stodgy pizza bases. The pizzas seemed quite small on the plate, but were slightly thicker than Italian pizzas, so filled you up much quicker. I had a glass of nero d'avola, which was really lovely. The others went for a pint of beer.  Towards the end of the meal, my boyfriend found a piece of plastic in his meal. When the waitress asked if everything was okay, I said "Yeah the pizza was lovely, but we found this in his pizza..." She came back after 10 minutes with a gluten free brownie with vanilla ice cream, and a slice of NY vanilla cheesecake with strawberry ice cream. I quickly said shotgun staring at the GF brownie, which I put in my bag with the intent of eating it for breakfast, stuffed from the pizza. The others shared the ice cream and cheesecake, both of which said were lovely.  I can imagine this being slightly expensive if you were going to eat here without a discount, but with the discount we got a great deal, and the staff were extremely attentive and friendly.  The interior was very clean, and reminiscent of an American diner. I saw other diners going for burgers, milkshakes and rootbeer floats... Always interesting! Mamma's have a great location too, right in the heart of the grassmarket, at the foot of the castle.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've been here for products (lovely stones, excellent incense, nice candles, essential oils) and for Reiki and Reflexology treatments by Marlita. I've always been happy with my purchases  - the incense and oils that Catherine makes are top quality.  Treatments with Marlita are always special.  No matter how I feel going in, I feel much much better coming out!  I'm lucky this store is not close to my home -- I'd be there all the time!


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: While it is hit or moss with the masseuse you get, and this isn't a review of them per say (although they did range from one star to three at best- and then when booking the second appointment with the good one they talk your ear off because they're soooo bored), the whole experience is definitely lackluster. Massage Envy is the Supercuts  of the massage world. Really. I got lured into  their "39$ a massage deal" like many others have before. Well...then you can't cancel unless it's in writing 30 days prior, and can't use the massages past the date of cancelation. The last 30 days of my membership I was cramming massages in left and right, but the whole experience is the opposite of relaxing, so those 20 days were just more stressful than anything else. I waited two months, saved up my money and went to Desert Song, where for a little more but no contract you can get a genuine massage. One with a person who is clued into what you need, experienced, and actually makes you feel better.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: normally i do not venture to party outside of my central phoenix neighborhood. but i jumped at the opportunity to see faux punk, a daft punk dj cover crew, at axis-radius. saw the ad for it in the new times, and they included a write up to comment on how cool this daft punk replica was, and that they featured a space ship stage, daft punk-style helmets, laser lights, and used all the same touch equipment that the real punks use. with only a $5 dollar cover. sounded cool to me, so a few friends and i headed out to scottsdale for an unforgettable night of douchbagery.  upon arrival at axis radius, we found no parking and had to valet for $7. we got in line and were told there was a $10 cover. i told the door guy that the new times said it was $5, and he told me to show him. i was taken back, and joked to him as to why the hell i would carry a new times around with me to the bar. refusing to pay $10 to get in, we walked out of line and approached some important-looking security management people who let us in for $5. we got inside, at around midnight, figuring we were gonna be right on time to see faux punk start. they were nowhere in sight. both dj's downstairs were not playing daft punk, and i saw no spaceship stage.   i asked AT LEAST 5 security guards (there are like 50 of them in here to ensure no one gets their ed hardy shirts ripped off or their veneers knocked out) and bartenders and no one seemed to know who the fuck i was talking about, nor knew of the event really. if your club is hosting an event that you've been promoting all across the valley, don't you think you'd school your employees on what was going on? how did no one in that whole fuckin place have no clue what i was talking about?  we finally got ahold of a bottle girl walking around who told us that the faux punk DJs were UPSTAIRS performing, which was the VIP area. what. the. fuck. they finally came downstairs to perform about 20 minutes later, minus the spaceship stage and cool daft punk replica instruments. and their helmets were motorcycle helmets covered in duck tape.  drinks were way overpriced, two vodka drinks came out to $23. plus a $1 credit card usage charge.   i was afraid to leave my girlfriends side for fear one of the 10,000 single guys in the room would verbally rape her.  i don't know whose fault this whole mess was, but i'm going to blame all of the sources. axis radius for their lack of communication. the promotions company for being hella unclear. and the new times for dragging me to the epicenter of sausage fest 3000.


Q: negative

A:

assistant: I live in the neighborhood and really wanted to like the Grind.  After 3 visits, I'm done. Overview: Food is mediocre service has stayed consistently terrible.  My last visit was happy hour with my 3 co-workers.  I had suggested we try the place and we arrived by 5 to make sure we got a table before rush hour.   After waiting to be served for about 10 min., the waitress finally spotted us & got our drink order.  We waited another 10 min. to get the drinks even though they were not yet busy.  We asked to order dinner and she said she'd be right back.  15 min. later she came to get our order.  We had an appetizer and 4 burgers.  Appetizer came out with the burger with no apologies. After we received the food our server disappeared, so condiments and drink refills were ordered from other staff.  When she returned she interrupted our conversation to ask if we were done.  From this point on she returned to the table with the check (not asking about dessert or more drinks) every 5 min. to ask if we were done. Finally, she came by and leaned in to tell us that "it's getting really busy in here and there are people waiting for a table.  I'm not asking you to go but just so you know."  Are you kidding me?! We had ordered an appetizer, 4 entrees, 2 drinks each, & wanted dessert but she needed our table!  Unreal. I will not return.