user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: HEADS UP:  I am a Shell Vacation Owner who owns a two-bedroom condo at Kauai Beach Boy, Kauai HI AND I own a two-bedroom condo at Kahana Falls, Napili, Maui HI.  I checked in at the front desk-first on the right side of the counter, then, I shifted from right to left down the counter:  Video-Front Desk & Greeter:  https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150494188326969  These people informed me that since I am an owner, I will receive my choice of either a free breakfast or free lunch, compliments of Grandview Resort.  The woman on the right side of the counter checked me in, took my credit card information, and gave me my credit card type room key.  The lady who initially checked me in said if I want to use the condo safe, I have to pay $10.00 PER DAY?  Also, there is NO Internet access, unless I want to pay $25.00 per day?!  Are you kidding me???  Then, shifting to my left of the counter, the man gave me my Grandview Resort parking pass permit.  After the man gave me my parking pass, the other woman asked me would I rather have complimentary show tickets, gambling chips or $100.00 USD.  I opted for the latter:  $100.00 USD, since I do not gamble and I do not like glam Lost Wages shows-too boring for me.   Shifting to the left again, I ask another front desk woman for directions driving to Nellis AFB.  The woman prints out the directions for me.  I exit and drive from the Grandview Resort Front Desk to the Primrose Building #2 . . . something felt amiss after leaving the Front Desk.  It just didn't feel right-my instincts were ringing an alarm inside my head.   O=:-/  Oh-oh . . . When I hear an alarm going off inside my head-something always warns me the situation I am in isn't right.  I park my car in front of the Primrose Building #2.  I couldn't find a luggage cart ANYWHERE, so I could bring my luggage up to my condo.  I looked down the halls, down the parking lot-NO luggage cart!  I schlep my two suitcases to the elevator.  I take the elevator to the eighth floor.  I insert my key into 808's main door-ok . . . that door opened.  Run my credit card room key at 808 A's door.  Door wouldn't open!  I knocked at 808B, my neighbor answers her door.    I told my neighbor my room key will not open my door & I just came from checking in at the front desk!  My neighbor lets me use her condo house phone calling the front desk notifying the front desk my room key will not open my condo's door.  I waited 30 MINUTES for a security manager to arrive at 808A giving me a new room key!  I'm sitting on the hallway floor waiting for this security manager to come to my condo door, so I can go inside my condo!  Mind you-I haven't even entered my condo and I am tired from driving SIX hours from Oxnard CA!  Come on!  What's taking that security manager so long giving me a new key?  Hallelujah!  Finally!  The security manager arrives and gives me two credit card room keys just in case the other key is defective.    I enter my 808A condo.  At first glance-the 1-bedroom condominium is nicely equipped with a full size kitchen, en suite bathroom with jacuzzi bath tub/full shower, two plasma TVs, apartment size washer & dryer, adequate, but small living room and dining room.  I began shooting footage of my condo's interior-Videos of Condo 808A:  1) https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150494236646969&saved  2) https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150494194781969&notif_t=video_processed  From the surface point of view, the condo appears clean, but the entire condo floor was dusty and dirty.  I swept ALL the floors and carpet with an old funky, yellow broom I found in the bedroom closet; I used a piece of cardboard as a dustpan in order picking up the dust and debris left on the floors and carpet-what a mess!   Upon further inspection, I found blood stains on the king size bed comforter, the refrigerator had food stains inside the refrigerator, and I found white splotches of whatever on the throw pillows on the living room sofa!  I have to agree with Tony C's Grandview Resort Review and horrific experience as 100% accurate:  http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=hzH8N2G-qFXI40H1OFU2DQ  Furthermore, NEXT DAY-I waited 30 MINUTES stewing, waiting, sitting on one of the armchairs-STILL waiting to receive my free lunch voucher.  However, to my utter dismay-a sales rep approaches me at the Front Desk when I asked for my lunch voucher after waiting so long-45 MINUTES LATER; it's 12:30 PM.  That sales rep took me over to the South Point Casino and ate lunch with me!  Why is THIS man eating lunch with me?  I had NO IDEA I would be accompanied by a sales rep eating lunch, so I kept my cool and maintained a diplomatic stance.  This man ate FAST!  I am a slow eater. This man kept getting up from the table becoming very impatient waiting for me finishing eating my lunch!  Needless to say, I experienced a 4 1/2 hour ARDUOUS sales presentation telling them I don't want to buy anything; THEY MENTAL FLOSSED NOT HEARING ME!


Q: positive

A: I've been craving pizza and Rosati's seemed like the perfect place to satiate that need. We had a promotional discount for a thin crust pie with two toppings. Seemed like a great match for a Friday night.   Driving up we realized this was more of a joint to call ahead and take the pie home. No biggie tho, the pizza was delish! There are a few tables inside, with very basic fluorescent lighting and close proximity to the register . (There are a few iron wrought tables outside.  I may have missed if there were napkins or supplies there.)  The cashier asked if we had called ahead. (Super chipper and pleasant.) The toppings aren't listed on the wall so we stepped aside to review the menu. The wait time was approximately 20 minutes. Everyone was super helpful and nice.  I have no basis for comparison of a Chicago thin style crust pizza. I hail from New York. I can tell you this thin crust pizza was crunchy and cut into perfect squares and I very much enjoyed it.   My topping options were equally distributed underneath the cheese. (I went with pineapple and jalapenos). There weren't any goopy sections in the middle where the pie crust wasn't crispy. Yum!  I'd definitely do this again.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is an outstanding Mexican restaurant!  Guacamole was very good as was the salsa and bean dip.  Carnita's were moist with lots of green peppers and saut\u00e9ed onions.  Well worth searching out this gem.


Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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assistant: I like Charlie's for the most part. I haven't been on a Tuesday in a while. I had a good time. Jason was a great bartender.  The music was terrible.  DJ Tsunami kept repeating songs and seemed to be playing for only 12 year old girls.  Please replace him with the Thursday dj.