user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The woman that approached my daughter and I was rude and condescending.  Even making a comment that the designer dress we seek is not carried by them because they are high end, and most likely to be found over in the "hispanic area of town".  Just moving here from Miami, Florida where there is a melting pot of people, I was mortified by her snobby comment.  Ironically, the majority of the dresses that we were told could only be found at her shop (for homecoming/prom teens) can be found at Dillards for half the price.


Q: positive

A: Love the same day appointment idea.  Called this morning and was able to get in this evening with Dr Chang. Staff was very efficient and friendly.  This was my first time seeing Dr Chang and he was great.  I normally see Dr Herrera,  both providers are excellent.  Made me feel at ease and comfortable.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Red Owl, on the southeast corner of Price Road and University Drive, offers two rooms -- the second room is known as Club Red -- where music fans can catch up-and-coming Valley bands as well as national and regional talent.   Local talent such as Shelby James and Violet Wild have performed at the bar along with a local Bon Jovi tribute band who recently packed the place.  The Club Red side is more of a lounge with a sofa, comfy chairs, a pool table and candlelit tables along with a stage. Think Peach Pit After Dark. The Red Owl side is more of a dive bar with cracked peanut shells littering the floor and a small stage for live music.  The bar will probably see it's biggest crowd on Wednesday, Aug. 15 when C.C. DeVille of Poison hosts a Poison afterpary at the venue following the band's show at the Dodge Theatre.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I stumbled in here on the Saturday after Black Friday and was immediately impressed by the lack of shoppers and overwhelming number of staff.  Shelves were full of "specials" that had not yet been looted and based on the number of blue shirts I saw, I knew service would be easily found.  I came in because this was the nearest store to my home that offered the SiriusXM radio kit with car adapter for $29.  Having been a previous subscriber, this looked like a good deal and my past radio was idiot-proof installation.  I found the kiosk and begin looking at the options.  There were 3 or 4 different choices, all varying steps up from the $29 version.  After about 30 seconds I am greeted by two employees.  One girl, one guy (Sean).  I pick up a radio and ask "is this a complete kit? plug and play plus a radio?"  The girl responds "Uhmm... I think so" and Sean, god bless him "No, its just a box".  Ok f#$%3er... comedy hour, huh??  So I ignore him, trying to ignore both of them and keep looking.  The girl volunteers what little (and clearly wrong) knowledge she has and I just kinda give her a head nod like 'i got this' and say "thanks".  They take the hint and both walk away.  Sean, my new found friend in skinny pants loudly says "You're Welcome!" as he walks away with his back to me.  Congratulations, Sir... you just earned a phone call to Corporate.  No less than a minute later a kid comes up in a geek squad shirt. I can see the other two being seasonal hires but HE SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING!!  I am looking at the box trying to figure out all of the wires that are included and I ask the simple question:  Can I plug this into my car radio's aux port?  His response: "No, you have to pull the radio and install from the rear. It is kind of complicated, we offer it for $79".    In spite of the Best Buy employees, I bought the sale item I came in for, walk to my car, and no less than 5 minutes later, IN THE PARKING LOT, I am listening to SiriusXM.  No $79 install, just 3 wires.  Idiot-proof!   They need to make the instructions a little clearer on the box so they can take it to the next level down... Best Buy Employee-proof.  I will only be back if they are cheaper than everyone else.  There is no value to any of their services as far as I am concerned.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Too loud........loudest club on the strip.  $8,000 later, people were in our VIP booth uninvited.  Need better security in VIP.  Id rather have a root canal than go back, this club is worse than the halocaust.


Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:

assistant: The Pittsburgh Improv is unfortunately another great idea hamstrung by the details of mediocre execution (some specific examples at the end).  The setup is nice, a delightful--if a bit sterile--reproduction of what you'd think a comedy club should like if you watch enough TV.  The interior is clean; the seats are comfortable; and it's an OK atmosphere to see a show and laugh.  It's too small, however, to attract many of the best acts, which limits its ability to ever become the central hub for Pittsburgh comedy.  Most of the big names that have recently come through Pittsburgh--Jim Gaffigan, Louis CK, Second City--all perform elsewhere (though they managed to get Bob Saget, to their credit).  But the biggest problem is the food and drink.  They're very up front about their mandatory two item minimum, but the forced service requires that you spend extra money and get interrupted by waitstaff at least several times during the show.  The prices are well above what I'd consider reasonable given the quality, and I'd begrudgingly--or even happily--just shrug off the cost the same way I would a stadium concession stand markup...but the food is bad.  You're forced to either (a) buy extremely overpriced drinks (3.50 for a soda, for example, with no refills--or ten dollars for one with refills), or (b) buy moderately overpriced food which you wouldn't want in the first place.  I thought the ten dollar chicken sandwich looked reasonable, until a few bites in I decided I'd rather just throw away the money than keep eating it.  Still, I think this place has a lot of potential; the core idea is very workable; and they do attract some really good comedians.  Two stars for now, with high hopes for improvements.  A few specific drawbacks which could be VERY easily fixed: 1 - A lot of the drinks didn't have prices on them.  I know this isn't uncommon, but at a venue where every question you ask interrupts not only your own show-viewing experience as well as the experiences of your neighbors, it's an incredibly poor decision here.  Make everything on the menu exceptionally clear.  It's not that hard. 2 - Put the drink prices on the website too.  An Improv representative has personally responded to many of these Yelp reviews, and she once said "Our menus and pricing are listed on our website, which makes for easy planning!"  I'm calling shenanigans.  Not all the prices are on the website, which makes for difficult planning. 3 - Reminding me to tip my server during the show AND adding an automatic gratuity to the check makes me feel like you're trying to trick me.  It's kind of an unprofessional way to say goodbye to one's customers. 4 - Since the $3.50 soft drinks don't come with free refills, the servers shouldn't ask "would you like a refill on that?" or anything of the sort.  They should ask "would you like another one?" instead.  They should also respond to requests for refills by saying "we don't offer refills, but I'd be happy to get you another one."  Just because there's a 10 dollar refillable soda option on the menu doesn't mean people all figure it out.  Most patrons don't even bother reading the beverage section of the menu if all they want is a standard beverage offered almost everywhere (like a cola or diet cola), and the reading difficulties imposed by the darkness make them even less likely to browse the offerings.