user: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

I brought you the Manchester United haters test a few weeks ago – you can read it HERE. Now it’s time for the ‘Wayne Rooney Test.’ What’s the first thing you think about when you hear the name Wayne Rooney? a) How close he is to breaking scoring records with Manchester United and England b) Any of the following - Being punched in his kitchen by Phil Bardsley, demanding a massive salary at Manchester United or barking into the camera at the 2010 World Cup and at West Ham. If you answered b) then I’d question your passion for football.Wayne Rooney is close to breaking records for Man United and EnglandRooney celebrated his goal against Spurs with a boxing routineHe had been in the papers that morning for getting KO'd by Phil BardsleyRooney should be judged for what he does on the pitch - not off itREAD: Was Rooney a knockout against Tottenham?CLICK HERE for all the latest Manchester United news 
 Question:One thing I have discovered about _ is that if you come from humble beginnings, but go on to improve your lot in life, the reaction of the rest of the country will be split.
Manchester United

It's Tom Brady's world - we're all just living in it. After the NFL star posted a video on Saturday morning of himself jumping off a cliff in Costa Rica while on vacation with Gisele Bundchen, Brady was seen in the Bahamas during the afternoon. The reigning Super Bowl champ just happened to be playing basketball with NBA legend Michael Jordan. Scroll down for video Tom Brady (left) golfed with NBA legend Michael Jordan (right) and PGA pro Keegan Bradley (next to him) Brady guided New England to a 28-24 win over the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX on February 1The New England Patriots star is enjoying a break during NFL offseasonHe was in the Bahamas on Saturday playing basketball and golfingJordan also golfed and Bradley also played basketball on SaturdayBefore that, Brady was in Costa Rica as part of his winter breakBrady was with wife Gisele when he went cliff diving during the tripThe 37-year-old  just guided the Pats to their fourth Super Bowl victoryThere were 11 league titles on the court on Saturday between athletes 
 Question:The pickup basketball game, which also featured golfer _, took place in the Bahamas.
Tom Brady

Washington (CNN) Federal officials on Friday unsealed charges against three men accused of a thwarted plot to attack concert venues and landmarks around New York City in 2016, according to court documents -- a case that comes on the heels of a mass shooting at a concert in Las Vegas. The three men allegedly used internet messaging applications to plot bombings and shootings in Times Square, the New York subway and concerts during Ramadan last year, according to a news release on the unsealed court documents from the acting US attorney for the Southern District of New York. Charged in the case are Abdulrahman El Bahnasawy, 19, a Canadian citizen; Talha Haroon, 19, a US citizen living in Pakistan; and Russell Salic, 37, a Philippines citizen, the release said. According to prosecutors, all three have been arrested and El Bahnasawy has already pleaded guilty following his May 2016 arrest. Haroon and Salic have been arrested overseas, and the US is seeking to have them extradited to stand trial here."I wanna kill . . . them in thousands," one of the men allegedly wrote to an undercover agentOne of the men has pleaded guilty 
 Question:Haroon is alleged to have planned to travel from Pakistan to _ to help and met with bomb experts in Pakistan.


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