user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Do not rent a storage space from these people. They are thieves and every time I went to visit my storage unit my things were not in the same place where I left them. Plus my unit was very hot with terrible lighting. It gave me the creeps every time I had to go there.


Q: positive

A: When I think of Lazy Janes I think of a sunny Saturday morning following a visit to the farmers market!  While yes great in the winter too...I just love the cozy homey feel of this place.  It can be packed on the weekend so you need to bring your patience, but if you come with good friends the wait is part of the fun!  Baked goods are obviously amazing...their scones are some of the best I've ever had (get the raspberry if it's available) and their morning buns are phenomenal.  Their food is always good and looks like your mom was in the kitchen cooking for you...nothing overly fancy but well done and delish.  I do miss that they don't yell your name out anymore from the kitchen when your order is up...that was part of the quirky charm to me, instead you now get a pager.  All in all a great staple for fun breakfast in Madison!


Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So I went to go visit a bunch of properties in Vegas. From the outside, this property looks very nice. The Staff is friendly as well. However, once you step into the apartments, you know that this is an old property. Every apartment we went into had a weird smell. The appliances were outdated. I would suggest looking at other rental properties and paying a bit more. This property does however look very safe.


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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Good coffee, Great biscuits, great service.  They could use some sort of barrier to tone down the street noise


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output: What a bunch OF ASS-HOLES going out of business for a vary good reason. I come in spend $480 dollars on accessories ...  They say everything is half or 30 to 40 percent off.. I don't check the prices get home and my Hubby said I got ripped off... and paid retail as they marked there prices over retail close to msrp lol OK you got me but hahahaha your out of a nice store in Henderson join online sales guys as you won't compete.   Shame on your for taking advantage of a woman that trusted you as a retailer in my community go back to L.A.  Thanks  P.s. Thank god I didn't buy a used pistol completely scraped up for more than retail...


Q: negative

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assistant: Inside the Mandalay Bay. If you're looking for a hangover cure.. this isn't it.  Wonton noodle soup- 2/5. I suppose this may be relatively good here? Noodles are hard and soup is generic and MSG tasting.  Thousand year old egg porridge- 2/5. Bland once again with small portion of thousand year old egg and a measly small sprinkle of green onions.  Mongolian Beef- 1/5. More like elementary school 'mystery meat mondays' for $20.  Lettuce mince meat wrap- 3/5. Okay tasting but small portions, more like a small appetizer.   High priced, but then again you are in Vegas so that's to be expected. But the quality is not good. It's much more worth it to drag yourself to a Pho place off the strip to cure that hangover.