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An example of an negative review: Just to begin this review of this hotel, I want to say that you should be warned that as of right now this place is going out of it's way to sell it's time share called The Grandview.  We were constantly and irritatingly molested by Philipinos in suits at every single entrance to the hotel and casino.  Even walking over to the Luxor we were molested to recieve "free gifts" that required you to give them $50 to go be at the mercy of some stupid time share demo.  Having to tell someone you aren't interested ten times a day when you use the bathroom next to the doors in the casino is unacceptable.  And they are just doing it to save money on advertising.  MORONIC!!  Now for my review of this horrid hotel:  For staying in one of the "new remodeled rooms", I had many baseline expectations that weren't met at all, when I put down these baseline expectations, note that we moved to THE ORLEANS after only one day staying here for 1/3 the price and had the opposite of every single one: 1) The internet was cable only and as a computer geek, even I couldn't get it to work no matter what I did.  No WIFI to speak of. 2)  No coffee maker, something that is standard even in every Motel 6. 3)  The sheets had several rips in them. 4)  No water pressure to speak of in the shower. 5)  Old concaved mattresses. 6)  EVERY line, from signing up for "MLife" to checking/out was about 30 minutes long. 7)  Computers when we finally did get up to the head of the checkin/checkout lines, were down BOTH times.  For the price we paid for the room, approx $99, for the one night, we SHOULD'VE had: 1)  Refrigerators in the rooms. 2)  The "WIDESCREEN REMODELED ROOMS" in Tower II had no HDTV to speak of, the reception was so bad that the 27" tubed tv from 1995 in The Orleans put it to shame.  Their technology should be well upgraded by now, it's 2011 and when you "remodel" something, it pays to update the hardware. 3)  Where is the WIFI?  This was a MAJOR complaint, for the price of these rooms, you would think it wouldn't take much to put WIFI connections throughout the building and create a sweet network.  I could do it and I'm not even a professional.  All in all, the bad things outweighed the good things, which were really nothing that great that I couldn't get it anywhere else or expect any less.  If you want to be molested by Philipino imports every second and be in a dirty expensive hotel then by all means, go here.  If you want an awesome experience with no lines, great food, wifi, and don't mind being off the strip at $35 a night, then go to The Orleans.  Great GREAT experience here.

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An example of an positive review: Stopped in to grab a bite after Christmas shopping. We got it to go and it was all still hot and/or fresh when we go it home. The portion sizes are generous too. I got the Katsu Chicken with all mac and no rice. I was given a good helping of mac in addition to the good helping of chicken. It was a quick in and out. The chicken was flavorful and tender. The sauce was tasty and plentiful. L and L was as good as any other Hawaiian BBQ I've had in the area. I will definitely be back. The only drawback here is that they don't have Crab Rangoon. Three and a half stars for the missing Rangoon. No half star ratings, but good enough to round up.

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An example of an negative review: OK McDonald's...Please check your beverage dispensing machine. On several occasions, I've had poorly mixed coke from your unit. The coke taste watered down. Are you trying to save on cost or did you run out of product?  Never compromise on my Coca Cola drinks, I would hate to cross over to another brand. Restaurants should be mindful of their dispensing units to ensure their lines have full bag in the box running through the lines and keep the ice maker full of ice. Thank you!

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assistant: An example of an positive review: This is a no frills hotel, with a great location, and depending on your room-an amazing view. This is a timeshare property, but it's easy to avoid the sales pitch.This hotel is located in between the Bellagio and the Cosmopolitian. Check in was smooth. We stayed in the Derby Tower on the 10th floor. Our room was facing the Bellagio fountain and Paris. The room is large and includes a kitchen, dining roo abke, living room, 1.5 bath, walk-in closet, and huge bedroom. The hotel does have quiet hours, so no late night parties. We loved that part. The only downsides were hearing construction vehicles early in the morning and I would not feel safe walking back to the hotel or even with a girlfriend. It's a short, but not well-lit walk from the strip. I would stay again in a heartbeat. You aren't going to find a larger room and amazing location for the money.