user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have never eaten here but am giving them "0" stars. It was my best friend's birthday and, a week before, I called FnB and arranged for them to send her a gift certificate. The man that answered took all my info and credit card number and assured me that it would be sent out immediately. Her birthday came and went - and no certificate ever arrived.  I found out the above out after her birthday. I then called FnB, a woman answered, took my info and assured me that someone would get back to me. No one ever did.  Very unprofessional and you ruined the birthday gift to my best friend.


Q: positive

A: I never know what to get at the typical bar food place, but the waitress recommended the pulled pork sliders...yumm...  my buddy had a burger which he said was outstanding, but maybe next time I am near there I will try it...


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I admit it.  I found this place through Man vs Food.  It did live up to the hype and not just for the tortas.  But first, let's start with the tortas.  I can only speak for the torta del rey and it was as huge as the one on TV.  The mix of meat along with egg, tomato and avocado was delicious and the taste very unique.  Something that does not get enough attention is their large selection of fruit juices and smoothies.  Since I couldn't decide between all the juice choices, I got a plain old pina colada.  It was really good - not too sweet.  My friend was more adventurous and got some drink named _?_eskimo_?_ - also very good.  Next time I go back, I will definitely try a fruit juice.  They had a lot of fruit in their fridge so it should be good.  Another plus is their 99 cent ceviche tostada.  It is a small tostada topped with shrimp ceviche and a slice of avocado.  Very refreshing and a great way to ease yourself into consuming a torta.  Lastly, the service was good and the inside of the restaurant was bright and clean.  There is no reason not to go back.  Remember to bring your appetite because the sandwich is quite filling.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I never knew that getting a gentle burst of wind in my face from a roller derby girl was meant to terrify me, but now I know better.  This is one of the most expensive haunted houses in the area, and supposedly the 3rd scariest attraction according to 'Haunt World' Magazine, which is obviously an imprint of the New Yorker.  The actors don't seem to have been told exactly what they were supposed to be doing, so there is an element of awkward stumbling upon of looming characters, with the end result being an uncomfortable bit of small talk, to which they respond: "Oh, uh...You'll be dead!"...and then you walk away.  After standing in line for two hours, you'll be done with the experience in approximately 4 minutes.  I thought maybe we wandered out of an emergency exit, but the crowds that came out behind us seemed equally confused.  As hard as it was to believe, we had been royally dicked by the Scarehouse.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Hope the flowers I ordered come out beautifully because I had a bad customer service experience in the store. The florist could not be bothered to help me choose an arrangement and had her friend who didn't work there taking my order. I felt rushed. It was a generally bad experience ----hoping the flowers are PHENOMEMAL or else I definitely would NOT recommend this place.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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assistant: I really wanted to like this place, but came for lunch and was very, very underwhelmed. If you want revolving sushi definitely consider Sushi Station instead.   Rolls: Too much rice, all the crab was fake and overpriced. What really bugged me was that the majority of their specialty rolls were just rolls with FRUIT on top of them (mango, kiwi, strawberries) for $1 more. I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure I'd get sick if I ate that type of combination.   Fish: Tried the salmon nigiri, and it was alright for $2. The fish wasn't funky tasting but it was also cut very VERY slenderly. For that reason I would not buy that again.   Service: Average. The waitress kept asking me if I was okay, probably because I simply didn't like anything on the belt so just watched the food pass for about 20 minutes.  Very awkward situation.   The bill wasn't that cheap, the food wasn't that good, and I will not be back. If you know anything about good sushi you'll agree.