user: Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: If I could give no stars I would--went here last December for a friend's birthday.  While sitting in the bar, a cockroach climbed up the wall behind her.  I alerted the waiter who ran in back and disappeared for at least 5 minutes.  In the meantime, another patron still wearing a full suit from his work day had to kill the cockroach.  Reported it to the state who went out and determined they should get rated a gold star!  Disgusting, I have not and will not return. If there are cockroaches in December, just imagine how many there are in the July heat!


Q: positive

A: This is similar to The Venetian. I think a few square feet bigger but I honestly did not really notice that difference.  Mildly different decor but floor plan is the same. We did get a suite with a view of the pool so that was a bonus.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Italian sausage sub was great, wife's "Bobby" was great. Only mark down is hokey pay/order location being a mess while you're ordering/paying later. Wait seems a little long but worth it. Definitely will return.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: You will like this place if you like a wild crazy atmosphere.  But I went for lunch and at lunch time I prefer a calm relaxing atmosphere.  We walked in early (about 11:45) and were told that we could sit where we wanted but we had to order at the bar.  I ordered the salad a la Pittsburgh with water to drink and it came to about 12 bucks.  We got the last table.  The place is tiny so I'd recommend if you're going for lunch you get there at 11:30 or take your food to go.    The place is loud and noisy with loud music and waiters screaming out order numbers.    As for the food, my friend got a burger without a bun.  It was very greasy. With no bun and the burger wrapped in paper and no plate, it was quite messy.  Because of all the fat in the burger her initial reaction was that it was very good, but by the end she was overcome by the grease.   I odered the salad as I mentioned.  It came in a cardboard box with grease soaking through the bottom because I ordered my salad with beef, which turned out to be the greasy hamburger meat.  We ate with flimsy plastic forks and knives.  Initially, I thought the salad was great, but I was also overcome by the grease before I could finished.  I realize that grease/fat makes burgers more tasty, but I don't think the food was good enough to compensate for the stressful atmosphere and high prices.  Burgers start at $8.50 without fries.  I think this is probably a good place to go if you like a loud bar atmosphere and greasy burgers aren't  trying to eat healthy and don't mind crazy prices.


input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I found Karen on Yelp and Wedding Wire. The price was awesome, flowers were gorgeous and Mandap was Amazing.  Karen was creative and responsive to my requests.  Score one for style and my budget.  Even my wedding planner was impressed.


Q: negative

A:

assistant: Increasingly unreliable wifi here at Espresso's flagship location is making it harder to choose it for study or work or even group meetings. More than half the time I show up I simply can't get a connection. Others will ask me if I've been able to get online when they can't. When it does connect, prepare to wait for webpages like it's 1998.  Behind the counter folks may be friendly about it, but aside from "resetting it," (often doesn't work), are clueless.  It's too bad, because this Espresso Royale used to be one of my favorite destinations. If you need to get stuff done, look elsewhere.