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Output: Finally made it back to My Mother's here, this time joined by Jackie C. & Mike C.  The two dining rooms here are cozy and comfortable, and the menu plan isn't great but it's passable.  We all three ordered burgers this time, mine with potato salad and both of theirs came with fries.  All the food was ok but the service was very slow, for one thing.  We arrived to a nearly empty restaurant just a little while after opening time (way before noon), yet were warned by our server that our burgers would take about 20 minutes, and they did take at least that long.  (She brought us out some warm bread to hold us over, but that wasn't what we wanted to eat, especially along with hamburgers!)  When the burgers finally arrived, two of them weren't made as ordered and the (different) staffer that served us didn't have any idea which one was to go to whom either.  Service after that wasn't good either.  I had to flag down someone to ask for some more napkins and also later for our checks (which also were wrong) when it was time to go.  Lunch pricing generally over $10 if you get either a beverage or their Salad Bar (only one trip allowed, with a tiny saucer).  I suspect this will be my last visit to see Mother.     :-|

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Output: Yikes.  So wanted to love this place since everyone was super nice.  But alas the end results were not thrilling.    Pedicure: tech trimmed my nails big two are "crooked" ...  Nails:  one broke ...I have acrylics and rarely break them.  But within 24 hours, the nail cracked like  glass ...then broke.  She also failed to glue my nails to the "tip" to minimize separation and the likelihood of water getting between my natural nail and the tip.

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Output: This is another one of those places to get a fancy $12 or so burger.  I had the Paris burger (brie, caramelized onions, and smoked bacon) and it was an excellent choice.  I asked for it cooked medium rare and it was cooked perfectly.  Good flavors... still a little pricey for a burger at $12.  But.. worth it IMHO.  You do also pay for the ambiance.  The waitress was very accommodating to our rather larger party (about 20 people).  For sides, we had the fries, onion rings and I decided to order a cup of fruit.  I needed a little fruit in my diet after eating mostly meat and potatoes.   Nothing note worthy to say about the sides.  I wish my cup of fruit was a little larger for the price ($5).

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assistant: Best of Charlotte please! I just came back from the dullest, blandest, most tasteless Mexican dinner ever!! I only gave it 2 stars because of the waiter, the food wasn't worth even that.   I knew that I was in for a bad time when I saw so many happy old "gringos" leaving the place. That was  a sure sign that the food is closer to Howard Johnson than to Mexico. Sad but true, sorry. Authentic? The place is just like the set for an old Zorro TV movie and it's all downhill from there.  For starters the salsa was so watery that I finished the bowl before I even noticed. I never order nachos before but since they were loaded and topped with Jalapenos I went for it. Pickled jalapenos that is - as hot as kosher pickles. The waiter was embarrassed and rushed some sauteed jalapenos over to us. Still mild but at least they were real.   I ordered a combo, I always do on a first visit  in Mexican restaurants. All three items, Taco, Enchilada and Chile relleno were stuffed with the same totally tasteless ground beef. No spices of any sort, the stuffing reminded me of a can of Spam.   Honestly, anywhere closer to the border this place would have been laughed out of town. Martin Mull might approve but unless one was raised on sliced Wonder bread and mayo I'd pass.