user: Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Lovely. Local. Friendly. Fresh.  This is how I would describe the Grove Cafe, which serves a delicious breakfast Sat and Sundays.   This Venue at the Grove is primarily an event venue in a lovely farm-like setting amongst pecan groves.  I was thrilled when they decided to begin serving the greater public and sharing the lovely local with the rest of us schmoes out there.      If you like The Farm at South Mountain, you'll love this place -- less attitude, more attentive service, and the same great quality food.   The owners are often out and about and very friendly.   So friendly in fact, that in a passing conversation we had mentioned that our son's birthday was coming up, and they remembered the next time we saw them.  Frankly, I was pleasantly shocked by that detail :)  The food is fantastic! And, if you live in Central Phoenix, it shouldn't take you more than 20 minutes to get there from the I10 -- super fast.   You won't regret spending the morning (especially in this weather) eating out doors in a quiet green setting.  The food is fantastic.  The chef comes up with wonderful specials -- just last week I had a BLT Omelet (Bacon, Tomato, Cheese and Arugula Salad...stuffed in the omelet).  My son and husband love the Stanley Omelet (Sausage and Cheese), and I'm a huge fan of their oatmeal served with fresh fruit and brown sugar.  And for the record, they missed the 5th star because I'm a coffee snob and really dislike their coffee...but they do make a yummy hot-coco :)  We are frequent visitors so maybe I'll run into you sometime? :)

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: After having several bad establishments at this location I was very hesitant to give Gino's a try. Luckily my curiosity got the better of me and I finally took a chance... and my husband and I have been regulars there ever since.   This is not your boring chain establishment. Gino's is a fun and friendly neighborhood eatery and bar. They have poker most nights and dart tournaments, trivia contests, ladies nights with champagne and massages on other nights. Even during their 'quiet times' the staff is fun and friendly and always makes our visit a pleasure.... and then there's the food. I've been going there for a few months now and have made it a point to try different things. I've only been disappointed in two items and one of those was just a personal preference. (The french bread pizza didn't have enough sauce and wasn't cooked enough even after being sent back. The meat loaf is not what I am used to with its brown gravy. I'm a ketchup meat loaf kinda gal so it wasn't what I expected... but it wasn't too bad.) The portions are always more than enough and the prices are always much less than you'd expect.  There are two reasons that I didn't give them a 5 star rating... they rarely have all of the desserts listed on the menu (and there aren't that many) and they have a NO FIREARMS sign out front.   All in all, Gino's is doing one heck of a great job!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
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assistant: I feel compelled to spend the time to write this review after seeing how many people gave this place such a great review.  My take - Mediocre, overpriced, & a mess!   I agree wholeheartedly with Mike O.'s review from a month ago.  Ono is dry and too dense.  Can't hold on to the taco without it falling apart.  I can think of several places with better fish tacos so I do not understand what the fuss is all about.  If you like a better fish taco at a good price in this area, go to Habeneros.  It is a shame Rumbies is now out of business, it was a far superior meal at a better price.  If you think paying $11 for a 2 mediocre fish tacos is acceptable, then go ahead and try it.  And by the way, there is no salsa bar, and no chipotle mayo for your taco.