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Output: This is on of the most packed LA Fitnesses in the local area.  Most of the equipment is decent, although it seems when something breaks the equipment is out of commission for far too long.  If something breaks it usually takes a couple weeks before the machine is fixed.  Also, the staff seems more interested in playing on their phones then actually helping customers or placing weights back in the correct locations.  Finally, the gym recently got all new treadmills and bikes, only problem is, the new machines have old iPod docks.. Serious? I can't even use the hook ups, almost no one has the old 32 pin iPod connector anymore.  I would have rather seen the money go to anything else.

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Output: Absolutely one of the worst businesses I have had the misfortune of interacting with.  This company lost one of my items and promised to replace it.  Weeks later and numerous phone calls later, they never did.  Instead, they got angry at me for coming in!  Things happen, items get lost, sometimes things go less than smoothly...that's understandable, as long as the company does its best to fix the problem.  Magic Touch did the exact opposite, acted dishonestly, and treated me and my time with utter contempt and complete disrespect.    I would not wish interacting with this company on my worst enemy.

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Output: Good: the eye candy is delicious, and the udon is decent.  Neutral/Bad: pretty much everything else. I couldn't hear but maybe 20% of what my dinner companions were saying over the blaring music, even when they were sitting right next to me. Overabundance of loud, obnoxious Guidos and douchebags with the obligatory popped collars and fauxhawks. I'm a sushi n00b, but even I could tell the bland, limp things my companions ordered were not right - if it's supposed to be tuna, shouldn't it be at least marginally tuna-flavored? The green tea tastes like coarsely-ground tree bark and looks like antifreeze. Finally, being in Old Town, parking is non-existent unless you're willing to walk from one of the public lots.  I'm not going back, not even on a bet. There's plenty of better sushi places in the Valley.

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assistant: I want to give Ka a great review because I love Cirque, but quite honestly, I wasn't even sure this was a part of Cirque -- I was questioning myself about an hour into the show!  Boring, slow, the dancers' moves are anything but impressive.  Not sure if this is because of the death last year, but I would skip this show.  We left early during our performance, we were just "bored", it was very disappointing.  There is a story line, but it's very slow and not impressive.  There were sword "fights" that were emulated, but even they were really unimpressive and looked amatuer.  My husband summed this up very well, "Typically when you see a Cirque show, you leave feeling completely inadequate physically.  You see how these performers push their bodies into an art and realize how unfit you are."  This show did *not* do that in any way.  In fact, one of the main characters is an overweight woman that watches the children.  Yep, I could've done better.