user: input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: GREAT food for a reasonable price!!! Love this place. Highly recommend the "Settabello" pizza!
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output: If I could  give 0 stars I would!!!  I went to this salon after looking online for a good salon for gel nails. At the time of my visit my set of nails had grown out quite a bit and I wanted to replace them rather than fill them in. When I called the salon the receptionist was amazing! She spoke perfect English which meant that she would understand exactly what I wanted.  This is what I wanted: - remove old set of gel nails and get a new set - I wanted them really pointy (Lana del Rey style)  The receptionist told me "no problem"  I arrived and based on the decor and welcome reception I couldn't wait to get my new nails. I was offered a drink, which I declined because I had already grabbed my Starbucks from across the street. I sat at the manicure table and was given a wireless set of headphones. I thought to myself "sweet!"... Little did I know that this is where things were gonna start going downhill.  My manicurist came and she started to remove my nails... MANUALLY! If you've ever gotten gel nails applied or removed, you know that a mechanical nail file is absolutely MANDATORY. The removal alone took up to an hour! Luckily I had no other plans for the day so I tried to just relax... Yeah right! On several occasions I tried to cross my legs or shift my body and almost tipped over! Their chairs, which are hard and very uncomfortable, only have 3 legs (2 in front one in the back). Are you kidding me??? Which genius thought of this!?  My manicurist told me that it would be better not to move. lol... ok, so i stayed as still as I could.   After she removed my nails she told me that another girl would come to apply my nails. No problem; so i waited... for 15 minutes!!!  She finally arrived. I showed her a picture of the nails I wanted (pointy) and she told me "no, I don't think they're good"... i was left with my mouth open... I finally asked her if she had done pointy nails before and she told me "only once" before.  I very politely told her that if she couldn't do my nails, I didn't want her to waste hers and my time while practising on me. She got up without saying a word (but saying something something in Russian/Serbian under her breath) and when she went to the front counter where the manager was standing, I could hear her telling him that I scared her and she didn't want to do my nails!!!  At this point i was furious. I had spent 1hr and 30 mins in a salon that couldn't do my nails and I was being blamed for it. I got up paid for the removal and left.  DO NOT GO HERE! Don't be fooled by the decor and shiny interior. There is no talent here.
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assistant: I went to Eddie's House last night with the BF and two friends for restaurant week and it was a terrible experience. First of all, I had made a reservation for 7:30 more that a week in advanced and we waited until 7:50 to be seated. This was a bad omen, because, as it turns out, the whole night was made up of waiting. Our waiter (who did not share his name, unfortunately because I would tell anyone to avoid him at all costs) was terrible. TERRIBLE. He came by 4 times before taking our order when we were ready after 5 minutes. Each time was a weird excuse. First time he came by I asked for a restaurant week menu, he said 'a restroom menu?' Why would I say that, then I ordered a glass of moscato and he's like the XXXX (whatever brand it was) and i looked down and it was the ONLY moscato.... I was like ya... WTF? So I screamed what I wanted and he's like oh.... sorry.... I can't hear. Then he said 'Oh hey, I'll be back to explain things.' Explain what? we're clearly ready! 'Oh hey, are you ready to order? Well let me go take the order of that big table back there and I'll be back to take yours' (real quote) WHAT? Seriously? We waited over 40 minutes to order. What's worse, is that we looked over like where the ef is this guy, and he was chatting at the bar!!! What, were we not wearing the right clothes? Were we not hip enough to be served? Or was it that we were ordering off the restaurant week menu, are we not ordering enough to get service? Come on.   So he finally took our order, and we each ordered all three courses at once, because who knew when he would decide to come back. We got drinks, everyone got beer, except me who ordered the moscato. This was good, but was served in basically a thimble, it was the smallest glass of wine I have ever seen. Then we waited... and waited... and waited. We ate the whole basket of bread (which was great, but overshadowed by our terrible service). We got our appetizers, we had at least one of each available (a peach soup, a salmon flat bread, and a fetoush salad). The soup was really weird, not bad, just different. The salad was overpoweringly oniony, but still tasted good, although it was supposed to have toasted pita and had one tiny piece... and supposedly the flat bread was good, but I don't like salmon, so I didn't try it. Then the waiter came by and said 'oh we're really busy tonight, that's why it's taking a long time for the food) Notice there was no apology or accommodation of any kind. He also asked if we wanted bread with dinner, we said yes, but no bread ever came... weird.   We waited and waited and finally out food came. I ordered the chili chicken, the two boys ordered the meatloaf, and my other friend ordered the shrimp. I thought the chicken had a good flavor, but was really dry. The meatloaf was fantastic! It was really quite delicious, with onion strings, mushroom jus, and mashed potatoes... yum. Supposedly the shrimp were really spicy, but again, I didn't try it. We ate everything, so again, the food was good, the service was awful.   So then the waiter comes by (about 10-15 min after we had finished) and says, oh do you still want dessert? um.... yes, we ordered it and it comes with our meal.... he says 'oh, cuz I think we just ran out of the pot de creme, but I'll look' Well two people had ordered the pot de creme TWO HOURS AGO!!!! Why weren't they left aside? 'Oh we had 200 more people show up tonight that expected' Well, We had a reservation, so it is not our fault that you cannot staff your restaurant appropriately or turn away customers when you are too busy to handle new diners. It does not make sense. What kind of greedy restaurant is this that they can't refuse a table when people who told them they came to eat there can't even get anything off the dessert menu. It turned out they had one left, then the other person who ordered it said, oh ok, i'll have the peach crisp then....'oh, well we're out of that too cuz like it's made fresh from peaches and we didn't buy enough for all of the extra people....'   Maybe if we had been served in a TIMELY manner instead of over two and a half hours, they wouldn't have run out. Oh, and maybe if the jerk who was our server had put aside the desserts for us when we ordered it over TWO HOURS before the time when we actually got dessert, that would have been nice too. The desserts were good, the pot de creme was the best, the rest of us got a 'tiramisu' which tasted like cookie dough ice cream.... not exactly what I want in a tiramisu, but fine, I guess.   Finally, we get the check (around 200$, so clearly we didn't spend enough money to warrant any service) and we right out how we want the bill split between the two couples, The waiter comes by, and the BF starts saying, oh we wrote down the amounts we want on each card. The snarky jerk waiter says 'Oh, you mean follow the directions, ok.' So much attitude! So rude. I wish we left no tip, cuz that's what was deserved. NEVER AGAIN.