user: Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Wow, some unbelievable combos of flavors done right. Lance, owner, very friendly is promoting his business in the right way.  After we got a half dozen he suggested a Nutty Pig and told us what was in it, who would have ever known reduced balsamic vinegar, nuts, dates, bacon, blue cheese, and cream cheese (think I got it right) would be so darn great! Lance knows his stuff and I'm hoping fellow Yelpers stop by this doughnut joint for some classic wonderful treats!  Suggestion, doughnut labels are hard to read.


Q: negative

A: In a nutshell ... boring.  For some reason my friends like to come to this place and I've been several times so this review is actually a culmination of all my experiences.  For starters, ever time I come here they only have one server.  I'd like to say the service is terrible but that wouldnt be fair because there's only one person handling the whole restaurant.  The real key here is that the management/owners (whatever) don't ever get up off their asses and help out when the poor girl is swamped. Look around, you'll see lots of parched people sitting in front of empty glasses.  And speaking of management, don't think about bringing a kid here unless you're interested in dirty looks from the old hostess.  Believe me I hate kids in restaurants too but it's 6:00pm and if it wasn't for my friend and his kids eating these mediocre $20 pizzas the place would be dead so sweetheart, yes, you with the grimace, lighten up.  You're bringing the whole dining experience down.  And speaking of down.  I've seen several, several, several kids spill full cups of milk on the floor in this place because the owners refuse to stock plastic cups with lids and straws for the kids. You can find stupid metallic covers for your goofy menus but can't stock a lid. Talk about being obstinant.  OK, on to the food.  Not bad, not great.  Not quite convinced it's Tuscan but if you're lost in North Scottsdale and can't find Grimaldis and you stumble into this place you'll walk away with a mediocre Italian meal.


Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Okay, guestline/regular line is a pain. There's people in line even at 3:00 am. This place is the hottest club. Three floor, hip hop room, lounge w/ pool table, and main dance floor that's connected to the outside pool area. The crowd used to be full of prettier people when it first open, now it's a mixed. For girls, there are ways to get in for free. Do know that if you get there at 10 pm, you can expect to be in line for 2 hr and 1+ hr waiting in front because the way they make money is making you either pay extra to get in since you're at the front or leave. You'll still have an awesome time at this place.  Daypool - It is fun. They've got the music and again, being a girl is awesome. Good looking crowd. Pretty happening place.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I like to visit Mojo yogurt, Zinburger and Stingray sushi.  All of those places are on the south side of the property.  It's an absolute joke that most of the parking on that side is valet.  It's not so bad when the weather is nice.  In the summer when it's hotter than heck it will be a deterrent to me visiting.


input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Something just didn't feel right while watching this show...  Could it have been that I didn't know what the point of the show was? Could it have been that there was no story or premise to the show? Could it have been that I got bored seeing the same set of boobies from the same five girls? Could it have been that the show was performed in what looked like a conference room with a built-in stage? Could it have been that the room was not even half-full? Could it have been that I wasted $29 to watch this show that did not titillate my senses? Could it have been that one of the girls had a chest that was as flat as a board with what looked like two Hershey Kisses as nipples?  I would have to say a big emphatic "YES!!!" to all of the above.


Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:

assistant: This place has a lot of potential, but it seems with every visit it brings up major issues. I'm giving the first star for comfortable layout. Second star is for good music not being overly loud, so great place to kick it and have a conversation.  Cons: Incredibly slow service and rude employees!