Jerin dabbobi da aka ba da takardar shaidar ɗan adam

Wannan **jerin dabbobi da aka ba da takardar shaidar ɗan adam** sun haɗa da dabbobi marasa mutunci waɗanda aka gabatar a matsayin masu neman ga masu tuhuma, kuma an ba su difloma. A wasu lokuta, an shigar da su kuma an ba su digiri, kamar yadda aka ruwaito a cikin tushen da aka amince da su. Sau da yawa ana amfani da dabbobi azaman na'ura don nuna a sarari ka'idojin lax ko ayyukan zamba na cibiyoyin bayarwa. A akalla shari'a daya, digiri na cat ya taimaka wajen haifar da nasarar gurfanar da zamba a kan ma'aikatar da ta bayar da shi.

A wani lokaci, cibiyoyin da aka amince da su suna ba da digiri ga dabbobi don dalilai na ban dariya, misali UNSW ta ba da "" (ba digiri ba) ga kare;  irin waɗannan shari'o'in ba a haɗa su a ƙasa ba.

## Cats

### Colby Nolan (MBA)
Colby Nolan wani cat ne na gida wanda aka ba shi MBA a shekara ta 2004 daga Jami'ar Trinity ta Kudu, wani Ma'aikatar difloma ta Dallas, wanda ya haifar da karar zamba daga ofishin babban lauyan Pennsylvania.

Colby Nolan ya zauna tare da mataimakin babban lauya. A cikin neman fallasa Jami'ar Trinity ta Kudu don zamba, jami'an ɓoye sun sa ɗan shekara shida ya sami digiri na farko a cikin gudanar da kasuwanci na $ 299. A kan aikace-aikacen dabba, jami'an sun yi iƙirarin cewa cat din ya riga ya ɗauki darussan a kwalejin al'umma, ya yi aiki a gidan cin abinci mai sauri, babysat, kuma ya kula da hanyar jarida. A mayar da martani, ma'aikatar ta sanar da Colby cewa, saboda kwarewar aikin da aka jera a aikace-aikacensa, ya cancanci samun MBA na zartarwa wanda zai iya samu don ƙarin $ 100. rubutun da jami'an suka gabatar ya yi iƙirarin cewa Colby yana da GPA na 3.5.

Bayan ya koyi cewa cat din ya sami digiri, babban lauyan Pennsylvania Jerry Pappert ya shigar da kara a kan Jami'ar Trinity ta Kudu. A cikin karar, Pappert ya ba da umarnin ma'aikatar difloma, wacce ta yi amfani da spam na imel don sayar da digiri, don samar da maidowa ga duk wanda ya ba da umurni daga gare su.

A watan Disamba na shekara ta 2004, babban lauyan Texas ya sami umarni na wucin gadi a karkashin Dokar Kasuwancin Kasuwanci ta Texas akan Trinity Southern da masu shi, Craig B. da Alton S. Poe. Kotun ta kuma ba da umarnin a daskare kadarorin makarantar. A watan Maris na shekara ta 2005, kotun ta tantance waƙoƙin fiye da $ 100,000 kuma an umarce su da kada su tallata ko inganta shirye-shiryen zamba, shirye-shirye marasa daidaituwa ko wakiltar jami'arsu kamar yadda aka amince da su ko kuma suna da alaƙa da jami'o'i masu inganci. An ba da rahoton cewa Poes suna da alaƙa da Jami'ar Wesleyan International da Jami'an Prixo Southern .  Gidan yanar gizon Jami'ar Trinity ta Kudu ya kasance a kan layi tun shekara ta 2005.

### George (shiga don aiki a matsayin mai maganin maye)
A shekara ta 2009, George, wani cat mallakar Chris Jackson (mai gabatar da shirin BBC Inside Out North East & Cumbria), an yi masa rajista a matsayin hypnotherapist bayan mai shi ya kirkiro takardar shaidar karya daga wata hukuma da ba ta wanzu kuma ya yi amfani da ita don yin rajista tare da kungiyoyi masu sana'a guda uku: Hukumar Kula da Harshen Neuro ta Burtaniya, United Fellowship of Hypnotherapists, da Kungiyar Kwararrun Kwararrun Masu Halitta.

### Henrietta (Hettie, ƙwararren memba na Ƙungiyar Masu ba da Shawara ta Amirka)
A shekara ta 2007, cat Henrietta, duk da cewa ta mutu kusan shekara guda, an yi rajista da ita a matsayin memba mai tabbatar da Ƙungiyar Masu ba da Shawara ta Amurka ta mai shi Ben Goldacre, likita kuma marubucin shafi na Bad Science a cikin jaridar Guardian da littafin da ya biyo baya. Goldacre ta yi rajistar Henrietta tare da AANC don nuna cikakkiyar rashin tabbacin zama memba, bayan biyan $ 60, bayan mai kula da abinci mai gina jiki na TV Gillian McKeith ya inganta zama memba na AANC tsakanin sauran cancantar da ba a tabbatar da ita ba.

### Kitty O'Malley (diploma na makarantar sakandare)
A shekara ta 1973, jaridar Lakeland, Florida The Ledger ta sami difloma ta makarantar sakandare daga "Washington High Academy" ga Kitty O'Malley, wani cat wanda aka fi sani da Spanky. Duk da yake an yi la'akari da difloma bai isa ba don samun shigar Kitty a kwalejojin gida, ofishin babban lauyan jihar ya shirya bincika ma'aikatar.[1]

### Oliver Greenhalgh (abokiyar ƙungiyar ƙwararrun ƙwararrun ƙasa)
A ranar 10 ga watan Disamba, 1967, The Times ta ruwaito cewa an yarda da Oliver Greenhalgh a matsayin ɗan'uwa Ƙungiyar Ingilishi ta Jami'an Kasuwanci da Masu Daraja, bayan biyan guineas goma sha ɗaya (ba a tabbatar da nassoshinsa guda biyu ba). Oliver wani cat ne na Michael Greenhalgh, mai daukar hoto tare da Talabijin na Wales da Yamma, wanda ke bin bincike kan ƙungiyoyin ƙwararru na ƙarya.[1][2]

### Oreo Collins (diploma na makarantar sakandare)
Oreo C. Collins (an haife ta a shekara ta 2007) cat ce mai suna tuxedo wacce ta sami sananne lokacin da ta sami difloma daga Jefferson High School Online a shekara ta 2009, kodayake an yi kuskuren shekarunta don samun cancanta. Wannan sting wani bincike ne na Ofishin Kasuwanci Mafi Kyau na Tsakiyar Georgia wanda Kelvin Collins, mai mallakar Oreo ya jagoranta.

### Zoe D. Katze (masanin ilimin halayyar dan adam da takaddun shaida)
Zoe D. Katze ("Zoe the Cat" in German) was a house cat owned by psychologist Steve K. D. Eichel. Around 2001, Eichel obtained a psychotherapy certification for his cat from the American Psychotherapy Association and several hypnotherapy credentials from other organizations. The certification of Zoe has been cited in several books and articles on credentialing scams, and has appeared in psychology and forensic curricula. Eichel also served as the consultant to the BBC investigation that led to the certification of George the cat by several UK hypnosis associations.

## Karnuka

### Chester Ludlow (MBA)
A shekara ta 2009, Chester Ludlow, wani pug daga Vermont, an ba shi MBA daga Jami'ar Rochville. Mai shi ya gabatar da aikace-aikace da US $ 499 kuma ya sami "diploma, saiti biyu na rubuce-rubuce, takardar shaidar bambanci a cikin kudi, da takardar shaidarsa ta zama memba a cikin majalisar ɗalibai".

### Lulu (diploma na kwaleji)
A cikin 2010, Mark Howard, memba na ƙungiyar lauyoyi ga masu da'awar (BSkyB) a *BSkyB Ltd & Anor v HP Enterprise Services UK Ltd & Anon*  ya sami digiri ga kare nasa Lulu daga Kwalejin Concordia a tsibirin Virgin Islands na Amurka. Lulu "ya kammala karatu" tare da maki mafi girma fiye da babban shaidar wanda ake tuhuma, wanda, alƙalin ya gano, ya yi ƙarya cewa ya halarci azuzuwan Concordia MBA. A cikin al'ummar shari'a, an bayyana labarin MBA na shaidar a matsayin "mai banƙyama",  da kuma labarin kula da kulawa. 

## Dubi kuma

* F.D.C. Willard, wani cat wanda aka buga takardun kimiyya da sunansa
* Jerin dabbobi a cikin ofishin siyasa
* Jerin ƙididdigar wallafe-wallafen masanin
* Jerin cibiyoyin da ba a amince da su ba na ilimi mafi girma
* 'Yan takarar da ba na ɗan adam ba
* Wanene Wanene Ya Zane
* "Basic Crisis Room Decorum", wani labari na sitcom Community wanda ya shafi kare da ake zaton an ba shi digiri na kwaleji

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