Humphrey (kat)

Humphrey (c. 1988 - Maris 2006) wani cat ne da aka yi aiki a matsayin babban mai ɗaukar hoto zuwa Ofishin Majalisar a 10 Downing Street daga Oktoba 1989 zuwa 13 ga Nuwamba 1997. Ya iso a matsayin ɗan shekara guda da ya ɓace, ya yi aiki a ƙarƙashin Firayim Minista na Margaret Thatcher, John Majors da Tony Blair bayan watanni shida. Shi ne magajin Wilberforce.[2] Humphrey ya kasance ana kiran Humphrey akai-akai cikin izgili ta manema labarai a matsayin ainihin ma'aikaci a Lamba 10.

## Ayyuka
Wani ma'aikacin gwamnati na Ofishin Ma'aikatar ya gano Humphrey a matsayin wanda ya ɓace kuma an sanya masa suna don girmama Humphrey Appleby, babban ma'aikaciyar gwamnati ta Yes Minista da Yes, Firayim Minista. Bayan mutuwar mai kula da baya, Wilberforce a cikin 1988, Ofishin Ma'aikatar da Lamba 10 suna buƙatar maye gurbin don haka Humphrey ya fara aikinsa. A farashin kimanin £ 100 a shekara (wanda aka biya daga kasafin kudin Ofishin Ma'aikatar), mafi yawansu sun tafi abinci, an ce Humphrey yana da ƙima sosai fiye da ƙwararren mai kula da kwararru na Ma'aikalin, wanda ya caji £ 4,000 a shekara kuma an ruwaito cewa bai taɓa kama linzamin kwamfuta ba.

Sau da yawa ana nuna shi ta hanyar sanannen ƙofar gaba na lamba 10, ayyukan farko na Humphrey sun haɗa da kama beraye da beraye a cikin maze na gine-ginen Downing Street. Rashin ingancin gine-ginen, wasu daga cikinsu sun kasance daga karni na 16,  kuma St. James's Park da ke kusa da shi yana tabbatar da matsala mai ci gaba. A lokacin da ya yi ritaya, Humphrey ya tashi zuwa matsayin Cif Mouser a Ofishin Ma'aikatar. A watan Nuwamba na shekara ta 1993, an rarraba wata sanarwa ta ciki a cikin Ofishin Ma'aikatar da ke sanar da ma'aikatan cewa Humphrey yana fama da karamin korafin koda kuma an sanya shi cikin abinci na musamman. An kafa haramtacciyar ciyar da shi.

An zargi Humphrey a ranar 7 ga Yuni 1994 da kashe 'yan tsuntsaye hudu wadanda ke cikin akwatin taga a waje da ofishin John Major, Firayim Minista na lokacin. Koyaya, Major ya wanke shi washegari, yana mai cewa, "Ina jin tsoron an zargi Humphrey da ƙarya".  Ba har zuwa Maris 2006 ba ne a ƙarshe aka wanke shi: ɗan jarida George Jones na The Daily Telegraph ya yarda cewa sashi a cikin shafi na jaridar ba shi da wani abu fiye da "lasisin jarida" wanda aka buga ba tare da wata hujja mai goyan baya ba.  A watan Satumbar 1994, an sami Humphrey a St James's Park kuma an zarge shi da "sabbatar" da duck a can, a farkon shekarar.

A watan Yunin 1995, Humphrey ya ɓace. Downing Street ba ta bayyana gaskiyar ba har sai an ambaci Sheila Gunn, 'yar jarida a kan The Times, bayan Gunn ta gaya wa wani ma*'Lokaci* cewa nata cat ta mutu. An ambaci labarin Gunn a shafin farko. Tallafin ya haifar da sake gano shi a Kwalejin Kiwon Lafiya ta Royal Army da ke kusa, inda aka dauke shi a matsayin wanda ake zaton ya ɓace kuma an sake masa suna PC, takaice don "cat mai sintiri". Bayan dawowarsa, Humphrey ya fitar da wata sanarwa ta hanyar ma'aikatan gwamnati: "Na yi hutu mai ban mamaki a Kwalejin Kiwon Lafiya ta Royal Army, amma yana da kyau a dawo kuma ina jiran sabon zaman majalisa. "

A cikin mako guda na Tony Blair yana motsawa zuwa 10 Downing Street bayan Babban zaben Mayu 1997, akwai rahotanni na manema labarai game da rashin jituwa tsakanin Humphrey da Cherie Blair, matar sabuwar Firayim Minista. An bayar da rahoton Cherie Blair ko dai yana da rashin lafiyan cats ko kuma ya yi imani da su marasa tsabta. Sheila Gunn, wacce ta ci gaba da zama mai ba da shawara ga manema labarai na John Major, daga baya ta yarda cewa ita ce tushen waɗannan rahotanni, wanda bayanan mutuwarta ya ce sun dogara ne "a kan wani abu wanda ba ta da wata hujja".

A lokacin, mai magana da yawun ya nace cewa Humphrey ba zai fita ba, yana mai cewa Number 10 "gidan Humphrey ne kuma, kamar yadda Blairs suka damu, zai kasance gidansa". An saki hoto na Humphrey da Cherie Blair, kodayake wannan bai yi yawa ba don rage tsoron cewa za a tilasta masa fita. Daga baya aka yi zargin cewa Sakataren yada labarai Alastair Campbell ya kwantar da Humphrey kafin ya fuskanci wahalar. An yi amfani da hoton a kan murfin Private Eye tare da Humphrey yana cewa "Zan buga linzamin kwamfuta yana gudana" wani bayani na Sabon Labourism. A watan Nuwamba na shekara ta 1997, mai kula da Humphrey, Jonathan Rees, wanda ya yi aiki a cikin Sashin Manufofin Firayim Minista, ya rubuta wata sanarwa inda ya bayyana cewa cat ya kamata ya yi ritaya zuwa "yanayin gida mai ɗorewa inda za'a iya kula da shi yadda ya kamata".

## Yin ritaya
HuMP ya koma sabon gidansa tare da wasu tsofaffi a cikin birni na London a ranar 13 ga Nuwamba 1997, kodayake ba a sanar da ritayar sa ba har sai washegari don rage haɗarin yunkurin satar mutane. Conservatives sun yi saurin nuna cewa Humphrey ya rayu cikin farin ciki a Number 10 kusan kusan shekaru takwas a karkashin gwamnatin Conservative amma ya fita cikin watanni shida na Labour da ya karbi mulki. Dan majalisa mai ra'ayin mazan jiya kuma mai son dabbobi Alan Clark ya yi shakku game da yadda aka sanar da ritayar Humphrey kuma ya bukaci tabbatar da cewa cat din yana da rai: "Humphrey yanzu mutum ne da ya ɓace. Sai dai idan na ji daga gare shi ko ya bayyana a fili, ina tsammanin an harbe shi. "  Wannan ya haifar da jita-jita cewa an sanya Humphrey a kan umarnin Cherie Blair. Ofishin Firayim Minista ya nace cewa shawarar likitan dabbobi ce ke bayan shawarar cire Humphrey daga Downing Street, kuma a ranar 24 ga Nuwamba 1997 an kai wani rukuni na 'yan jarida zuwa wani wuri na sirri a kudancin London kuma ya nuna cewa Humphrey yana da rai kuma yana da lafiya. An buga hotuna na cat yana nunawa tare da kwafin jaridu na ranar kuma rahotanni sun nuna cewa ya sanya nauyi.

Ba a ji komai game da Humphrey ba a cikin 'yan shekaru masu zuwa, wanda ya sa mutane da yawa suyi cewa ya mutu. Daily Telegraph ta nemi Dokar 'Yancin Bayanai don takardun da suka shafi shi a farkon shekara ta 2005, wanda ya haifar da ƙarin bayani game da lokacinsa a Downing Street da ke fitowa. A watan Maris na shekara ta 2005, a cikin rahotonsa game da Humphrey, Telegraph ya koka "Inda Humphrey yake yanzu - ko ma yana tare da mu - ya kasance asiri. 'Ba ni da sa'a sosai,' mai magana da yawun Ofishin Ma'aikatar ya furta a daren da ya gabata. Mai kula da shi bai ji daga gare shi ba a cikin shekaru bakwai. " [1] Koyaya, a ranar 22 ga Yulin 2005, The Independent ya ba da rahoton cewa "Mutumin mai shekaru 17 yana da rai kuma yana da kyau kuma yana zaune a Kudancin London. " [2] Babu ƙarin bayani a cikin rubutun, wanda ya kasance wani ɓangare na shahararrun dabbobi. A watan Maris na shekara ta 2006, wani mai magana da yawun Tony Blair ya ba da rahoton cewa Humphrey ya mutu a cikin makon da ya gabata, a gidan ma'aikacin Ofishin Ma'aikatar da ke karbar shi.[3]

## A cikin al'adun gargajiya
A watan Agustan 2012, jerin shirye-shiryen BBC Radio 4 na siyasa sun nuna Humphrey, suna mai da hankali kan shekarun Blair. Humphrey ya kuma bayyana a cikin satire na siyasa Spitting Image, wanda aka nuna shi a matsayin cat wanda zai fusata John Major ta hanyar sukar gwamnati. Wannan zai haifar da rikici tsakanin Humphrey da Major, wanda zai haifar da Major ya buga Humphrey ba tare da sanin komai ba.

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