npm package: @pknet/roast
Description: A toxic CLI that violently roasts your tech stack.
Author: PKNET
Latest version: 0.1.0

# 💥 Roast My Stack CLI

> *A toxic, highly opinionated CLI tool that violently roasts your tech stack. Because imposter syndrome isn't enough, you need your terminal to judge you too.*

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## 🤔 What is this?

Have you ever felt too confident after fixing a bug? Do you think your tech stack is the best in the world? **Think again.** `@pknet/roast` is a lightweight, zero-dependency CLI tool designed to completely destroy your ego. Just tell it what programming language or framework you are using, and it will deliver a brutal, customized roast straight to your terminal.

## 🚀 Installation & Usage

The best way to experience the toxicity is directly via `npx`. No permanent installation required!

```bash
# 🔥 Recommended: Run directly via npx
npx @pknet/roast <framework_or_language>
```

If you are a masochist and want to be roasted every single day, you can install it globally:

```bash
# Install globally
npm install -g @pknet/roast

# Run it anywhere
roast <framework_or_language>
```

## 💀 Examples

Prepare yourself for emotional damage:

```text
$ npx @pknet/roast react

🔥 ROASTING [REACT]:
💀 "Oh, React? Tell me you love writing `useEffect` 50 times a day without telling me."
```

```text
$ npx @pknet/roast python

🔥 ROASTING [PYTHON]:
💀 "Python: Where a single space can destroy your entire application."
```

```text
$ npx @pknet/roast php

🔥 ROASTING [PHP]:
💀 "PHP? Did you just wake up from a coma since 2005?"
```

## 📚 Currently Supported Targets

We currently have specific roasts for the following victims:
- `react`, `vue`, `angular`, `svelte`
- `javascript`, `typescript`
- `python`, `java`, `php`, `go`
- *(If you type something we don't know, you'll get a default roast!)*

## 🤝 Contributing (WE NEED YOUR SALT!)

Is your favorite framework missing? Do you have a burning hatred for a specific technology and want to share it with the world? 

**We want your toxic energy!** Contributing is incredibly easy—you don't even need to know how to code, just how to edit a JSON object.

### How to add your own roast:
1. **Fork** this repository.
2. Clone it to your local machine: `git clone https://github.com/pknetme/cli-roast.git`
3. Open the `cli.js` file.
4. Find the `db` object at the top of the file.
5. Add your sassy comment to the existing arrays, or create a new key for a new language.
   ```javascript
   const db = {
     // ... existing languages ...
     "ruby": [
       "Ruby on Rails? Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame from 2012."
     ]
   }
   ```
6. Commit your changes: `git commit -m "feat: add brutal ruby roast"`
7. Push to your fork and **Submit a Pull Request**.

Let's build the most toxic CLI on the internet, together. 💖

## 📝 License

Distributed under the MIT License. See `LICENSE` for more information.