Title: On the conditions and possibilities of Helen Clark taking me as her young lover
Description: Wellington author Richard Meros wrestles with desire, the difficulties of courting a major political figure, and "physiological considerations for young lovers" in a book that will raise the pulse of any self-respecting Head of State. Positing himself as the Prime Minister's ideal toy-boy, Meros openly fantasizes about attracting Ms Clark with his taut nipples and squinted ? yet unfocussed ? eyes. He muses aloud: "This young lover will embody the veracity and lust so often attributed to youth, re-invigorating Helen. She will be like a vampire who has stumbled into a nursery."
Subjects: Humor, New Zealand wit and humor, New Zealand Political satire, Politics and government
Places: New Zealand
People: Helen Clark (1950-)
Time periods: 21st century, 1972-