Title: The Carnivorous Carnival
Description: Dear reader,

The word "carnivorous," which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby.

Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Subjects: Brothers and sisters, Brothers and sisters in fiction, Carnivals, Carnivals in fiction, Fiction, Humorous stories, Juvenile fiction, Orphans, Orphans in fiction, Récits humoristiques anglais, English Humorous stories, Humorous stories, English, Sunny Baudelaire (Fictitious character), Klaus Baudelaire (Fictitious character), Violet Baudelaire (Fictitious character), Children's fiction, Orphans, fiction, Brothers and sisters, fiction, Frères et soeurs, Orphelins, Fêtes foraines, Récits humoristiques, Romans, nouvelles, etc. pour la jeunesse, Literatura amerykańska dla młodzieży, Tłumaczenia polskie, Recits humoristiques anglais, Siblings, fiction