Title: What is the teacher's toupee doing in the fish tank?
Description: It's the ARF (Action to reject Finelli) committee against the new teacher, Mr. Finelli.  The assignment from their classmates is to eject him from the classroom!  But Mr. Finelli isn't exactly an ordinary teacher.  He has a talking skeleton named Max, and he can blow bubble-gum bubbles the size of beach balls!  Will the ARF committee succeed in making Mr. Finelli tear out his hair?
Subjects: Schools, Juvenile fiction, Teachers, Fiction