Title: Crime
Description: A short story taken from *It Never Happened*, a collection of short stories with a twist, that are off-beat, humorous and sometimes dark.

*It was the butler who did it.  You could see that by the guilt written on his face; his sweaty brow; the evil, shifty look in his little piggy eyes; the blood stain on the knife in his hand.*
Subjects: short story, dark, humorous
Time periods: Modern