Title: The vampire is just not that into you
Description: Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.
Subjects: Juvenile humor, Vampires, Teenagers, Dating (Social customs), Fiction, Children's fiction, Vampires, fiction, Fantasy fiction