Title: Lanky spoken here
Description: This is your survival guide in the linguistic minefield that is 'Lanky' - an indispensable phrase book for the 'foreign' visitor as he attempts to communicate in deepest Lancashire.

* Would you like it if you were the recipient of a Wigan kiss?
* Should you go to a Lanky dinner at lunchtime or a tea at dinnertime?
* If someone refers to you as an old stocking top, what should your attitude be?
* What are the real identities of Gracie Chips and Willy Eckerslike?
* Why does a Lanky Chauvinist Pig always carry two short planks under his arm?

If the answers to these questions flummox you and give you yedwarch, then you NEED Lanky Spoken Here!

** With fifteen hilarious cartoons by Bill Tidy!

Dave Dutton is a succesful comedy scriptwriter and has written for television stars like Ronnie Corbett, Dick Emery, Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies and Ken Dodd, among others. He is also the co-author of the definitive guide to sandwich making - The Ken Dodd Butty Book.
Subjects: Dialects, English language, Languages, Popular culture, Social life and customs, English language, dialects, Popular culture, great britain, Lancashire (england), England, social life and customs
Places: England, Lancashire, Lancashire (England)