Title: The Epic Template Tale
Description: The Greatest Thief in the World is getting old. He wants to retire before he's assasinated, and plans one last job... enough to buy a one-way ticket to comfort and anonymity. There's just one problem: the job that he has in mind is impossible, and there's a crazy and ridiculously beautiful young insurance investigator hot on his trail. (Okay, that's two problems, and if you think his troubles stop there, you're in for a surprise.)
Subjects: adventure, mystery, crime, humor, black comedy
Places: Costa Rica, Cleveland, New York, Minneapolis
Time periods: Today