Title: Mis-staked
Description: Can a 35-year-old virgin still living in his father's basement truly be the hero that he's always dreamed of being? Breathred E. Petrifunck is about to find out. He is a vampire slayer with the mail order diploma on the wall to prove it, but is he ready to battle the Mother of Vampires on his first time at bat. Find out in this hilarious story.
Subjects: Vampires, Fiction, Chimpanzees, Romans, nouvelles, Chimpanzé, American literature