Title: What to expect when you're expected
Subtitle: a fetus's guide to the first three trimesters
First published: 2009
Description: This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as- "My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?"- "So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?" - "I'm kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like 'butterflies fluttering.' Am I doing something wrong?"- "Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I'm trying to sleep?!?"- "To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?"From the Trade Paperback edition.
Subjects: Humor, Pregnancy, Fetus, Humor (Nonfiction), Nonfiction, Humor, general
LC classification: PN6231.P68 J38 2009