Title: 500 Useless Facts That Nobody Wanted To Know
Subtitle: A compendium of the most random, obscure & pointless knowledge.
Description: From the author of two books who is a proclaimed expert in his sport of choice, this new book is a drastic change from the usual stylings of Jack Soley.

Introducing a book containing the most pointless, obscure, random, and useless facts you'll never need to know, nobody would have asked for, and no one will remember. If you're looking to own a book that'll make you look clever and may mildly annoy everyone around you, you'd be mad if you chose to read anything other than this book. Examples of obscure facts include the 20th most popular boy's name in a specified year, the price of diesel on a specific date, time, and location, and where you can find a giant piece of cutlery. All are examples of obscure and unspeakably useless facts in this work.

After all, this is a book of 500 of the most useless, obscure, random, pointless, and unimaginably quirky yet intriguing facts.