Title: Appearances Can Be Deceptive
Description: A short story taken from *It Never Happened*, a collection of short stories with a twist, that are off-beat, humorous and sometimes dark.

*"I worry about sloths.  You see, most people look at them and think: 'Sleepy.  Gentle.  Cute, furry animals', but I look at their sharp, wicked claws and think: 'Really?'*
Subjects: short story, dark, humorous
Time periods: Modern