Title: Notes for first time astronauts
Description: Our unnamed male narrator is about to take off into space as the cameraman on board a rocket to the moon. However, there is someone special he's left back at home, in Huddersfield, thousands of miles below and it is to him that this monologue is addressed. He runs through the dangers of masturbating and sleeping in space as well as reliving his schooldays and the tender moment when a tentative romance was sparked between them.