Title: Catawampus Tales
Description: Catawampus Tales run the gambit from sci-fi to satire, horror, and everything in between. Each story is somewhat askew or catawampus—a mixed-bag of fast food for the mind.
	What if there really was such a thing as a superhero, what problems might he or she face? Supermale's Gone and Left Us provides some humorous answers.
	A horny bachelor goes looking for a streetwalker and runs into trouble with gangbangers in When Push Comes to Shove.
	A nerd wakes up in Sugar and the Bikers in a room in which he did not fall asleep. A peevish individual informs him that he left the nerd’s pretty wife downtown with a couple of bikers.
	Zombie Fight Song tells the story of how a college boy inadvertently finds the perfect cure for womanizing. 
	In Oh, That Catherine the Great, an insecure young man at lunch with his boss and two co-workers encounters some strange conversation.
	Trials of a Vampire Hunter begins where most vampire tales end. A vampire hunter is apprehended by the police just after he drives a stake through his quarry’s heart. 
	A shy, little man is miserable because he lacks the ability to make Small Talk. How does he overcome his social ineptitude? 
	In The Incendiary Man, a group of people are on the run from a fiery monster. Funny thing is nobody seems to be aware of this menace but them.
	An immature, out-of-work daydreamer buys a Saturday night special and plots a murder in Unemployment Benefits.
Subjects: short stories, weird tales, satire, fantasy, drama, sci-fi, zombies, vampires, superheroes, humor, imagination, sick stories, crime
People: Supermale, The Gas Man, bikers, nutcases, zombies, vampires
Time periods: Contemporary