Title: A valorium edition of the entire extant works of Thales!
Description: "Exactly as advertised: the entire extant works — i.e., a magnificent blank page — of Thales, first of the pre-Socratics, 'the famous Milesian poet, philosopher, physicist, astronomer, mathematician, cosmologist, Urstoff-freak, absent-minded professor, & madman.' With an 'introduction' by Aristotle (in ancient Greek, without translation), hand-copied from the Metaphysics by Sanders, counterculture hero to a generation of frustrated Classics majors and others. By “valorium” Sanders presumably means “variorum.” Then again, maybe he doesn’t. 'Printed, published & zapped by E. Sanders at a secret location in the lower east side…TOTAL ASSAULT ON THE CULTURE!!!'" (From bookseller's catalogue: https://catalogue15.briancassidy.net/items/product/sanders-ed-and-aristotle-a-valorium-edition-of-the-entire-extant-works-of-thales/ )