Title: Not Another Vampire Story
Description: He was mouth-wateringly handsome and suave, sweet and thoughtful, every bit perfect with dark hair and grinning eyes -- but none of it fooled eighth-grade Sylvia. It didn't take a pint of blood for her to know that her sister Julia's new boyfriend Terry was a vampire... 	
	Of course, a trail of sparkling would have helped, but there was none. Full sunlight, garlic bread and functional in all the usual boyfriend-material capacities, it was difficult to detect at first, but yes, Terry was a vampire. 	
	Sylvia knew Julia was in deep trouble. Worse yet, Julia didn't seem to mind.
Subjects: vampires, vampire humor, young adult, sylvi and the vampire