Title: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)
Description: New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary! 
Dear Dumb Diary, 
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that." 
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart
Subjects: Humorous stories, Middle schools, Diaries, Juvenile fiction, Fiction, Children's stories, Jamie Kelly (Fictitious character), Children's fiction, Schools, fiction, Friendship, Dogs, Schools, School stories, Humorous fiction, Pets, Animals, Middle school students, Diaries, fiction
People: Jamie Kelly