Title: The Princess & the Penis
Description: A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination.
Subjects: fiction, comedy, humor, short story, funny, princess, prince, novella, wizard, knight, medieval, castle, penis, rj silver