Title: Tales of Mad Cows and Brothels
Description: Queen Elizabeth I sits on the throne of England with plans to rule France as well. Her armies are prepared to launch an invasion, but sinister forces are conspiring to assassinate her before she can engage her plan. Three men stand in the path of this plot, with the future of Europe in their hands. The problem? They're outlaws, they're drunk, and they don't have a clue! Join Leofric de Longnor, Kenton MacMuir, and Jacques Perrault de Lyon, as they drink, brawl, and wench their way across England, France, and the High Seas, fighting to stop a war and save not only the Queen's life, but their own.