Title: Shut the Door, a Musical!
Description: It's a quiet winter night at home, but someone has left the door ajar and it's getting cold.  The husband and wife argue about who will shut the door and finally decide to give each other the silent treatment, and the first one to speak must shut the door!  Enter two thieves who are pleased to find so quiet a couple as they rob the house!
Subjects: Shut the door, Scottish poem