Title: Soap City
Description: What is Soap City About?

It’s about jackalopes and Big Foot and exploding whales and Mosquito Festivals and oversized internet behemoths and data centers sprinkled along the gorgeous Columbia River corridor. It’s about Crystal Ball and voodoo dolls and voodoo donuts in the small Oregon town of Soap City as well as humongous tax breaks and rigged liquor lotteries and the pioneer Van Halen family and their French fry potato empire. It’s about political corruption and the Soap Suds Tavern and Albert Einstein and the Calvinist Church and a local religious commune led by Tehra Dactyl. It’s about kidnappings and a hitman and a snoopy reporter and legal maneuvers aplenty over the fabled Van Halen Will. All this and much more awaits you in Soap City.

“You know what the problem is with this town,” Robert Van Halen will tell you. “Nothing ever happens.”
Subjects: Big foot
Places: Soap City, Oregon (Fictional Place);Oregon