Title: Twelve-year-old vows revenge!
Subtitle: after being dumped by extraterrestrial on first date : entire disgusting story begins on page 3
Description: Two student newspaper reporters spend the summer trying to get even with each other, and in the process, abuse the right of a free press.
Subjects: Tabloid newspapers, Juvenile fiction, Humorous stories, Tabloid newspapers in fiction, Fiction, Tabloid newspapers -- Juvenile fiction, Children's fiction, Science fiction