Title: Fat vampire
Description: After being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteen-year-old Doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a public-access-cable vampire-hunting television show that is on the verge of cancellation.

After Doug is attacked by a vampire, he is forced to remain overweight and fifteen for eternity. As he attempts to  navigate high school, he must avoid a persistent vampire hunter. The plot contains profanity.
Subjects: Humorous stories, Television programs, Vampires, High schools, Schools, Foreign study, Fiction, Fiction, romance, fantasy, Vampires, fiction, Children's fiction, Schools, fiction, Juvenile fiction