If Democrats had any brains, they'd be Republicans
By: Ann Coulter.
Edition: 1st ed.
Publisher: Crown Forum
Published: 2007
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 274
ISBN-13: 9780307353450
Subjects: Liberalism -- United States.; United States -- Politics and government -- 21st century.
Table of contents: title: Introduction : liberals and the woman who hates them; title: Airport security : make imams take buses; title: Baby-killing: abort liberals, not children; title: Blacks : the only thing standing between the Democrat Party and oblivion; title: George W. Bush : the guy I'd most like to have a nonalcoholic beer with; title: Christians : must reproduce more; title: Bill Clinton : he left a mark on history that may never come out; title: Hillary Clinton : the smartest woman in the world!; title: Colleges : the English translation of "madrassa"; title: Communism : a new fragrance by Hillary Clinton; title: Ann Coulter : my quotes about me!; title: Crime and punishment : preferably a two-step process; title: Dear Ann : free advice worth every penny; title: Democrat ideas (see also: Marx, Lenin); title: Democrats' virtues : points of light in a sea of darkness; title: Elections : it only encourages them; title: Environmentalism : Adolf Hilter was the first environmentalist; title: Evolution, alchemy, and other "settled" scientific theories; title: Foreigners, or the "non-soap oriented"; title: Gays : no gay left behind!; title: Girls : chicks hate it when you call them "girls"; title: Guantanamo : room service, I'd like seventy-two virgins, please; title: Guns : the constitutional right you can carry in your purse; title: Hollywood : they ought to be committed; title: oops, they already are!; title: Immigration : this is ours, that is yours; title: say, do you do windows?; title: Iraq : a new reality show; title: Teddy Kennedy : apparently fat, drunk, and stupid is a way to go through life; title: John Kerry : "Who among us does not love NASCAR?"; title: The language police : can't we have more real police?; title: Liberal "argument" : hissing, scratching, and hair pulling; title: "Liberal patriotism" and other oxymorons; title: Liberal religion : American idolatry; title: Liberals in alphabetical order, or why I sometimes waver on abortion; title: Liberal tactics : distortion, dissembling, deception; title: and the rest is just run-of-the-mill treason; title: McCarthyism : calling communist "communists"; title: The military; title: their pet peeve : keeping George Clooney safe; title: Morals : get Chuck Schumer over here, I don't want to have to explain this twice!; title: Muslims : Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a moderate Muslim walk into a bar; title: The New York times : don't look now, but the old gray lady is on a respirator; title: Old media : imagine an open sewer with coupons, want ads, and your horoscope; title: Ronald Reagan, or why I sometimes waver on human cloning; title: Republicans : aren't they magnificent?; title: Scandals : there's a new museum dedicated to them in Little Rock, Arkansas; title: Sex : "virile pacifist" is an oxymoron; title: Supreme Court : I haven't been officially approached as yet, but thanks for asking; title: Taxes : how about amnesty for "the wealthy"?; title: The war on terrorism : peacenik pacifists to the rescue!