Baccarat Battle Book
Publisher: Bonus Books
Format: Paperback
ISBN-13: 9781556251344
First sentence: If you knew that without a doubt the next time you went to the movies, the movie would be awful, the script infantile, the acting wooden, the picture blurry, the sound incoherent, the popcorn rancid, the ushers hostile, and the seat uncomfortable, I don't think you'd spend your hard-earned money to go to the movies.