The Sprog Owner's Manual
Publisher: Red Fox
Published: October 3, 2005
Language: eng
Number of pages: 40
ISBN-13: 9780099447658
Description: From acquisition to waste management, fuel to fittings, this book contains everything you need to know about sprogs (okay, kids) and, most importantly, how to tell the difference between a good sprog (kind to animals, nice smell of soap) and a bad sprog (sticky hair, smelly feet, animals are frightened).