Pacify me
Subtitle: a handbook for the freaked-out new dad
By: by Chris Mancini.
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
Published: 2009
Place of publication: New York, NY
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9781439128879
Subjects: Fatherhood -- United States -- Humor; Fathers -- United States -- Humor; Father and infant
Genres: Humor
Notes: Includes bibliographical references and index.
Table of contents: title: My life is over; title: Why are men so freaked-out about having children?; title: Getting pregnant (not you, obviously); title: The pregnancy, or : how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb; title: er baby; title: Homework I really don't feel like doing : classes, movies, and books; title: Health and tests you can't study for; title: Like a college party, sex is a 50-50 chance; title: Getting your house ready for your new permanent roommate; title: The delivery, C-sections, and Monty Python; title: The hospital stay and unexpected epiphanies; title: So; title: now what do we do?; title: My baby is crying. Help me; title: Now that I have another mouth to feed, how do I feed it?; title: The myths and truths of having a child; title: Picking a daycare, or when to give your baby to a complete stranger; title: I see a new mother but where the hell did my wife go?; title: Pediatricians, vaccines, and celebrities; title: Baby proofing, safety, and tilting at windmills; title: Children's programming or programming children?; title: What's the best way to parent?; title: Parent groups; title: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign; title: Oh, the places you'll reluctantly go : traveling with an infant or toddler; title: Are you a bad parent?; title: Advice from family and other people, but mostly family; title: What's the best and worst part about having a child?; title: Other than the robots taking over, what does the future hold?