My Mama Says There Aren't Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends....
Publisher: Atheneum Books
Published: March 1977
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
ISBN-13: 9780689704390
Subjects: General; Children's 4-8; Juvenile Fiction; Children's Books/Ages 4-8 Fiction
First sentence: My mama says there isn't any mean-eyed monster with long slimy hair and pointy claws going scritchy-scratch, scritchy-scritchy-scratch outside my window.