My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler (The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle #10)
Publisher: Tandem Library
Published: October 2001
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9780613189842
First sentence: The next time I try to do things my way instead of God's way, just shove a burning stick of dynamite into my hand, or push me off the World Trade Center without a parachute, or make me eat my little sister's cooking.