I'm Afraid, You're Afraid 
Subtitle: 448 Things to Fear and Why
Publisher: Hyperion
Published: March 8, 2000
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 208
ISBN-13: 9780786883950
Subjects: Humor; Form - Parodies; Humor / General; General; Fear
First sentence: Titter you may, but men who have frequent orgasms live longer than those who abstain from sex, says no less a source than the British Medical Journal.