Positive thinking for Calvinists
Subtitle: the school of soft Knox
By: Ian Black
Edition: Electronic ed.
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Published: 2014
Place of publication: Edinburgh
Language: eng
Number of pages: 124
ISBN-13: 9781845028664; 9781845020798
Subjects: Calvinism; Humor; Scottish National characteristics; RELIGION; Christianity; Protestant
Description: Looking to escape the black cloak of your Calvinist heritage? Feeling dismally depressed by tomes of gloomy Scottish sayings? Need an umbrella against life's constant drizzle of pessimism? The look no further than Positive Thinking for Calvinists - The School of Soft Knox. We all know that the Scottish psyche is a complex creature, a victim of centuries of sackcloth and ashes. And when we look into the deep well of our Scottish souls we see the dark waters of Calvinism lying in wait. Definitely time for some positive thinking ... So, if you've ever wondered if wool grows just as fast on lazy sheep, why hard work sometimes pays off in the future but indolence works this very minute and what exactly is the worst sort of Calvinist, then the answers are all here. And you might be surprised. You might even, God help us all, crack a smile or two dozen.
Table of contents: title: Cover; title page; epigraph; contents; introduction; adultery, hell, four questions and an answer; fat, old & hairy; trinity; jesus christ; agnostic; hell; let there be lightbulbs; the rcm; yet another calvinist joke; questions, questions; calvinist answerphone; business; lie; lord golf almighty; humourless dog; let there be more lightbulbs; 10 reasons; a non-calvinist prayer; narrow of soul; ha!; vengeance; cheer up; calvin beckons ... ; requiem, ya dancer; top shelf; the facts; unco guid; born again; sinners; i'm a believer; nb; forget it; life on earth; oh, misery; fiat lux; answer my prayer.; title: A little understandingnae fun; boogie nights; one at a time; image rights; the great 'i am'; zen there was one; different methods; eh?; long weekend; now you see him; finders keepers; pees und touchholes; why elvis will replace jesus; do it; think it's funny?; books you won't see published; ideology and religion; title: a comparative guide; also by author; copyright.