Running of the bride
Subtitle: my frenzied quest to tie the knot, tear up the dance floor, and figure out why my 15 minutes of fame included commercial breaks
By: Rachel Eddey
Publisher: Skirt
Published: 2012
Place of publication: Guilford, CT
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9780762780068
Subjects: Marriage; Weddings; Humor
Table of contents: title: Author's note; title: Sex in the outer boroughs : or, how sjp became my BFF for five minutes; title: It was an offer I could refuse : or, they tried to make me plan a wedding, but I said no, no, no; title: To-do list, I don't think we're in cahoots anymore : or, how the knot replaced SJP as my BFF; title: Running of the brides : or, channeling my inner diva to find the perfect gown; title: When John met Rachel : or, studies show that almost-adultery, almost-viagra, and an almost-trip to Hawaii can lead to marriage; title: The event manager's guide to the galaxy : or, all it takes is a dude with a box-top haircut to keep me sane; title: Avoiding hershey park : or, the budget bride's no-nonsense approach to entering and winning contests; title: Trials and tribulations : or, who invited Marilyn Manson to the party?; title: The diet of champions : or, which producer do I have to sleep with to get on a reality show around here?; title: Star search : or, convincing eight friends to make fools of themselves on national television is an honest day's work; title: Say yes-no-maybe-so to the dress : or, how two snooty sales consultants found me the gown of their dreams; title: "I wanna dance with somebody" : or, except I really don't wanna dance with anybody; title: Bridezilla "moi" : or, behold she who must be obeyed; title: The declaration of codependence : or, the woman who gave the world cone bras moonlights as my savior; title: Wedding flashers : or, not even a wardrobe malfunction could bring this bride down; title: Honeymoon island : or, the moderately loud and semi-clear wake-up call; title: Acknowledgments.