It's my f---ing birthday!
Subtitle: a novel
By: Merrill Markoe.
Edition: 1st ed.
Publisher: Villard
Published: 2002
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 210
Subjects: Women art teachers -- Fiction.; Parent and adult child -- Fiction.; Dating (Social customs) -- Fiction.; Birthdays -- Fiction.; Los Angeles (Calif.) -- Fiction.
Genres: Fiction.
Other titles: It's my fucking birthday!
Description: "It's her thirty-sixth birthday, and she really thought things would be different this year - that she'd have figured out men and how to get along with her narcissistic parents enough to survive a birthday celebration. But nothing's changed. Her disappointing day is capped off by the delivery of a huge bouquet of flowers from Carl, with whom she has recently, and bitterly, split. A gesture of reconciliation? Of passive aggression? She's too unhinged to tell.".

"It's My F---ing Birthday unfolds in seven state-of-my-life addresses this hapless high school art teacher writes to herself on consecutive birthdays, as she is determined to break the patterns of behavior that are keeping her down. Her objective: to avoid making the same mistakes over and over and start making some new ones.

Through seven outrageously funny years of needling parents, self-absorbed boyfriends, riots, O.J., and Monica - and bigger and bigger bouquets from Carl - she navigates a circuitous (and ultimately successful) route to happiness in a world where everything seems to conspire to the contrary."--BOOK JACKET.