Hounded
Subtitle: the lowdown on life from three dachshunds : a memoir
By: Matt Ziselman
Edition: First edition.
Published: 2013
Language: eng
Number of pages: 263
ISBN-13: 9781455527021; 9781455527007; 9781619696655; 9781455527014
Subjects: Conduct of life; Dachshunds; Behavior; Dog owners; Human-animal relationships; Biography
Description: "Hounded ... is a funny, bittersweet memoir of a flawed human being who's lucky to live with three adorable pets who teach him about snacking, sleeping, and love"--Provided by the publisher.
Notes: Includes Internet addresses (page 264).
Table of contents: title: Staring Contest, You and Me, GO!; title: Be Quiet! And Speak; title: The Clock Is Licking; title: After You, Bitch!; title: Poop du Jour; title: The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease; the Whimpering Wheel Gets a Treat; title: You Lick Your Human with That Tongue?; title: Urine My World Now; title: Spot Isn't a Name: It's a Location; title: OCDog; title: Dog in a Blanket; title: Let 'er Rip!; title: Slow down, Where's the Fire Hydrant?; title: Death by Kisses; title: Do You Smell What I See?; title: I'll Wash; You Try; title: What's Your Position on Doggy Style?; title: Lawn Moaner; title: Running with the Big Dog (Singular); title: All Creatures Great and Still Very Much Moving; title: Dream Wiener; title: Afterword.