Proverbs for Monsters
Publisher: Dark Regions Press
Published: 2016
Format: Ebook
ISBN-13: 9781626411937
Table of contents: title: Stories:; title: Domestic Fowl; title: Exorcystland; title: How to Grow a Man-Eating Plant; title: Mr. Mouth; title: The Cow Café; title: The Boblin; title: People Repellent; title: Help Yourself (co-written with Mark McLaughlin); title: Immaterial Girl; title: Mortichinery; title: Fluid Mosaic; title: The Blood Ran Out; title: Flunking the Assassin; title: An Eye for an Eye; title: Stretch; title: Stabbing for Dummies (co-written with Vincent W. Sakowski); title: The Dead Lantern; title: Tugging the Heartstrings; title: Counterpoint; title: You’re Not Getting Sleepy; title: Imaginary Trivia; title: Throb (co-written with Mark McLaughlin); title: Voodoo Movie Trilogy; title: How to Put a Cat to Sleep; title: Spring Ahead, Fall Back; title: Obictionary; title: Screwy Louis; title: The Involunteer; title: Stress Toy; title: Poems:; title: Proverbs for Monsters; title: The Scab; title: Unhinged; title: Not the Reaper; title: Rigormarole; title: Fuzzy Bunnies; title: Driving the Sick Elephant; title: Kids Watch in Horror as Clown Chokes to Death on Balloon!; title: Wicked Wickets; title: Brazilian Night; title: Writhe; title: Slay Pen; title: grenemean; title: Those Who Landed, Surprised to Discover that Zombies had Taken Over the Planet; title: Halloween Costumes I Wish I Would Have Seen; title: Boy’s Heart is on the Outside of His Body; title: Laps; title: Six Short Films About Chauncey the Serial Killer; title: muscle boy; title: T-shirt Twirling Red Under Black Tires; title: Everfoetal; title: Woman, 36, Raped by Teen She Saved from Drowning; title: the oral surgeon removes his mask; title: The Rub; title: Zombeanie Babies; title: The Gentlest Monster; title: Nightmarried; title: In the Box; title: Needle Baby; title: Resuscitation; title: Woman Marries a Shark; title: Tip Sheet Rejected by Writer’s Digest; title: Heartfelt; title: Why Zombies Lumber