How to Quit Golf
Subtitle: A 12-Step Program
Publisher: Plume
Published: October 29, 2002
Language: eng
Number of pages: 240
ISBN-13: 9780452283633
First sentence: Admit it, there are times on the golf course when you get so frustrated by your inability to execute the most elementary shot, that you want to rip your clothes off, run spastically down the fairway screaming obscenities at yourself, jump into a pond, climb out of the water and throw yourself into a bunker, roll around like you're breading a chicken leg, and lie there in tears, praying for crows to come and peck your eyes out so you'll have a reasonable excuse for never playing the game again.