The Girlfriends' Bible on Dating, Mating, and Other Matters of the Flesh
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: March 1, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 128
ISBN-13: 9780740756757
Subjects: Humour; Man-woman relationships; Sex Relations; Family & Relationships; Love / Sex / Marriage; Family/Marriage; Women; Psychology; Interpersonal Relations; Love & Romance; Family & Relationships / Love & Romance; Dating (Social customs)
First sentence: For Eve, after receiving Adam's rib (a rib that was two sizes too big for her, thus forcing her into a bigger bra size), was sitting idly in the Garden of Eden, contemplating her navel and suffering from dire hunger (for Adam was not much in the hunting-and-gathering department), when she was approached by the serpent, Suzanne, who admonished Eve, saying, "Girl, it's a sin to shop on an empty stomach.