The University of the Bleeding Obvious: Volume Two
Publisher: Paul Farnsworth
Published: 2011
Place of publication: UK
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 286
Description: From the archives of The University of the Bleeding Obvious comes this second collection of diverse amusements. Dug up, hosed down and dragged screaming into the light, many of these articles have been lovingly restored to their former glory. Using rare nouns sourced from all over the world, and the latest polymer-based verbs and adverbs, fragile sentences have been painstakingly cleaned and repaired, and whole paragraphs reconstructed.
So now you can enjoy “Shave the Moon!” and “Oven Chimps” as they were originally meant to be seen, pore hungrily over “Teaching Carrots to Fly” presented in high definition, and read about a day in the life of Doctor Adolphous Bongo, confident in the knowledge that none of the words will drop off.