Well groomed
Subtitle: a wedding planner for what's his name (and his bride)
By: Peter Scott.
Edition: 1st U.S. ed. 2006.
Publisher: Bloomsbury Pub.
Published: 2006
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9781596910690
Subjects: Weddings -- Planning; Weddings -- Humor; Bridegrooms
Genres: Humor.
Notes: Includes bibliographical references and index.
Table of contents: title: How can a magazine cost $12.95 and not have pictures of naked people in it? : an introduction to bridal magazines; title: Why is Mussolini planning our wedding? : choosing a wedding planner; title: Why are we getting married in a barn on the outskirts of Calgary on February 4th? : the difficulties of choosing a date and venue; title: Do we really need another tiny crystal bowl? : creating your gift registry; title: Why didn't I become a florist? : the surprising cost of your wedding vendors; title: Shouldn't I know at least some of these people? : making your guest list; title: Do all these drunk people really need to be on a sugar high, too? : the wedding cake; title: Is there anyone coming to the wedding who isn't a bridesmaid? : selecting the bridal party; title: Why are you and your mom acting like rival street gangs? : the complicated relationship you have with your parents; title: During the wedding planning why don't we just use evite? : creating your wedding invitations; title: Why is everyone suddenly acting like a moron? : dealing with out-of-town guests; title: Um; title: sweetie, are you okay? : an interlude while your bride (and you) have a quick meltdown; title: Should my finger be turning blue? : selecting your wedding rings; title: The airlines charge people for meals now, so why can't we? : selecting the dinner menu; title: So, basically, this dress costs a thousand dollars an hour, right? : getting your outfits for the big day; title: Honey, is our love more like a gentle snowfall or a beautiful sunset? : creating your wedding ceremony; title: Why is vomiting a prerequisite to marriage? : the highs and lows of the bachelor party; title: Is there any money left for a honeymoon? : planning a much needed vacation; title: Who asked this person to speak? : the rehearsal dinner; title: How come it's raining and does anyone know where grandma went and is it normal to feel nauseous? : the big day arrives!; title: Warning! : don't ask these questions!; title: Reward yourself using this checklist.