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Publisher: Swiatek Press
Published: 11/15/08
Place of publication: Buffalo, NY
Language: eng
Number of pages: 160
ISBN-13: 9780981784342
Subjects: humor; missing intelligence
Description: "for seeing eye dogs only" was first in the summer of 2005. Then came "wake up – it’s time for your sleeping pill" in August 2008. "here’s your free gift – send $10 for shipping" is another book on the 3 “L”s: language, laughter and lunacy. Missing intelligence is all around and no one is exempt from this behavior, but it results in many laughs. Sit back and smile. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available without a referral.
Table of contents: value: Table of contents      Introduction	     1.  Headlines, news and quotes	     2.  Read my lips – again?	    3.  Words, daffynitions, oxymorons and names	    4.  Technical difficulties – please sit by	    5.   Signs and other tax deductions	   6.  Look to the children	    7.  Useless facts	    8.  Hemorrhoids and some ideas	     9.  Newman lives	 10.	  Email chuckles	 11.	  A few observations	 12.	  This chapter intentionally left blank    13.	Questions