Uganda be kidding me
By: Chelsea Handler
Edition: First edition.
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2014
Language: eng
Number of pages: 257
ISBN-13: 9781455599738; 9781455576098; 9781478978176
Subjects: Humor; Travel; HUMOR / Form / Essays
Description: In this uproarious collection, the author answers the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed. Wherever she travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure. The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side-except for the time she loses him in Telluride. Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed.
Table of contents: title: Most frequently asked traveler's questions; title: Out of Afrika; title: Into the bush; title: Camp dumbo; title: Rejection in Botswana; title: Mombo camp, Botswana; title: Travel etiquette; title: The Bahamas; title: Mount a Negro; title: The Swiss alps; title: Telluride; title: Yellowstone national park; title: Trapped in Bel Air; title: Hot travel tips.