I'll mature when I'm dead
Subtitle: Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood
By: Dave Barry.
Publisher: G. P. Putnam's Sons
Published: 2010
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9780399156502
Subjects: American wit and humor
Table of contents: title: The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men); title: If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women; title: The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be; title: Dance recital; title: Technology; title: Solving the celebrity problem; title: Tips for visiting Miami; title: Dog ownership for beginners; title: My Hollywood career: the big dumpster; title: The ultimate script; title: The full coward package; title: The health-care crisis; title: Colonoscopy; title: A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business; title: Judaism for Christians; title: Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel; title: A festival of grimness; title: Father of the groom.