I Hate to Be Rude, but...
Subtitle: Simon Cowell's Book of Nasty Comments
Contributors: Michael Winner (Foreword)
Publisher: John Blake Publishing, Limited
Published: April 1, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 288
ISBN-13: 9781844542253
Subjects: Humour; Performing Arts; Individual Directors And Producers; Television (Performing Arts); Humor; Performing Arts/Dance; Television - General; General; Humor / General; Language Arts & Disciplines / Rhetoric; Film & Video - Direction & Production; Entertainment & Performing Arts - General; Great Britain; Invective; Quotations; Television personalities
First sentence: By the time Simon was four years old, he was already a fully grown rude boy.