Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
Publisher: VeRay s.r.o.
Published: February 2009
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 430
ISBN-13: 9781441445605
Subjects: Diary of a Cat
Genres: Humour
First sentence: ‘Please help me I am being held a prisoner against my will!’ There that should do it, now where do I float the bottle? Mmmh there seems to be a problem with this message in a bottle business, nowhere to launch the bottle!
Description: 'Getting Out' is the daily diary of a Cat who believes he has been imprisoned wrongly and his various explosive and disastrous attempts to escape, which are occasionally based on two classic films he watched when he was a kitten, 'The Great Escape,' (though sadly he couldn't get his paws on a motorbike) and the 'Colditz Story.'

The Cat is very inventive and although he finds it difficult to escape, he does manage to make his life as easy as possible, borrowing someone else's credit card and surfing the internet is one of his favourite past times, another is trying to guess who is going to do his voice over in the blockbuster animated movie that he knows will be made from his diary after publication?

When he does briefly escape, he is mistaken for the 'Beast' a large black Panther that local legend says escaped from a Zoo some decades ago and takes sheep, though where it takes them, no one seems to know, not even the enormous media circus that turns up unannounced.
Notes: Un-put-downable!