Dinosaurs & dinner-ladies
By: John Dougherty ; illustrated by Tom Morgan-Jones
Contributors: Morgan-Jones, Tom, illustrator
Published: 2016
Language: eng
Number of pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9781910959565
Subjects: Dinosaurs; Children's poetry; Children's poetry, English
Other titles: Dinosaurs and dinner-ladies
Description: In dining halls of long ago When dinosaurs sat down to dine, Did prehistoric dinner-ladies Keep them all in line? What's the REAL reason the dinosaurs died out? Can anyone rescue Class 2M from the wild dinner-ladies? And what will happen when Class 2M meet a lion? This is a funny and brilliant debut collection from the author of the bestselling Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face books.
Table of contents: title: Dinosaurs & Dinner-Ladies; title: Note to an English Teacher; title: I Am the Bully; title: Have You Ever Wondered ...?; title: Geoffrey; title: Slow Reader; title: The Spelling Bee; title: Dog Poetry; title: Alligator; title: The Alliterative Alligator; title: A Slightly Serious Limerick; title: Extinction; title: Luca; title: Seeds; title: The Handicap; title: She's Beautiful; title: Next-Door's Cat; title: Dogs; title: Noah's Diary; title: Deuwayne; title: My Teacher's Always Picking on Me; title: Mr Weiner; title: Pink; title: Olive Green; title: Stickers; title: On the Simplicity of Haikus; title: Thoughts of a Confused Child Learning About Haikus for the First Time; title: On the Difficulty of Expressing Affection; title: Query; title: Interactive Haiku; title: Haikuedo; title: Isabel; title: Why Doesn't He Ask Me?; title: Countdown; title: Face Poem; title: Another Face Poem; title: Brian; title: Lonely Haiku; title: About Mrs Barry, by Ricky; title: About Mrs Barry, by Sarah; title: The Invention of the Sandwich; title: The Wild Dinner-Ladies; title: When Ben Sits Next to Natty; title: The Real Reason Dinosaurs Died Out; title: When I Come Home from Work; title: Shopping Shock; title: Sail Away Between the Pages; title: Tortoise; title: Mr Dougherty Has Trouble with the Register; title: Auntie Fred; title: 2M and the Lion; title: Goodnight Man.