Roy and the Chaos Bracelet
Publisher: PublishAmerica
Published: December 4, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 224
ISBN-13: 9781424132843
Subjects: Fantasy; Fantasy - General; Fiction / Fantasy / General; Fiction; Fiction - Fantasy
Description: ...ly bad. Fuck this shity excuse of a novel anyone associated with the publishing of a piece of stolen garbage like this should become an alcoholic and sexualy abuse a 3 month old. My guess is that Stephen Ciuca lost a girlfriend and had to spend a whole year rediscovering himself through the use of a teenage angsty novel. Novel isnt even a would which should be used in the same fucking context as a book named Roy and the Chaos Bracelet! Are you fucking kidding me Stephen?! Chaos Bracelet? Sonic the Fucking Blue hedgefuckinghog ring any bells? ... Why dont you just name it "Stephen Ciuca's Stupid Excuse to Live a Sexual Fantasy Through Elvenfolk: The Shit I Stole From Lord of The Rings". I figured out why you didn't name it the title it so rightfully deserves, you suck as a writer. Period. So as I reiterate please by the grace of god (may or may not exist), purchase "Roy and the Chaos Bracelet" if only to give away to a Jerry's Kid he'll appreciate your sense of humor or buy it, read it, drink alot, rape a baby, than thank Mr. Ciuca for the inspiration to live your dream. Thanks Stephen Ciuca, stick to what you know, DDR and MTN Dew...