If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: August 27, 1997
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 320
ISBN-13: 9780345419279
Subjects: Form - Essays; Humor / General; General; Humor
First sentence: BEFORE I BECAME a newspaper columnist, which is the job I currently am holding down and will continue to hold as long as I don't get fired, don't say to hell with all of it and open a liquor store, and don't die, I was a newspaperman.