The Free. 2012 free web edition
Subtitle: one lonely abused schoolgirl escapes  her bankrupt school and abusive Daddy,  and 'occupies' herself... setting off an explosive Social Revolution.
Publisher: Createspace
Published: 2011
Place of publication: Barcelona
Format: Free Ebook  and paperback
Number of pages: 346
Description: What it’s about..

Accompany Linda through her hilarious, terrible day, as she:
-escapes her useless school and abusive daddy,-changes her name to Maxie and falls in with the anarcha feminists, squatters and gays.

The State is going bottoms up, the Climate is going crazy, we’re living the collapse of capitalism, blow by blow, with a rainbow.

Maxie and her new friends get free of their traumas,and get into dealing subversive death blows, to a skinhead gang,a bankrupt school and the testerical special police. Next thing they flee to Ragwort CoOp Pool,in a big safe occupied working class area. We play the adventure live through their eyes, laughing and lamenting… inventing social revolution.

The PIF soldiers eventually arrive, to restore capitalist chaos, Macker and Maxie are missing, the hunt begins, while the spaced out invaders get subverted, corrupted, swallowed and (burp) digested.

Our odd family puzzles with the pieces.. finding a fun lifestyle,a coppice farm, and bright ideas for saving The Planet, but keep your hankies ready, folks.. click on your giant wings, for the fantastic FLYING finale!
about the writer

…..’here I play around with gardens and mechanics, and, um, look after children and horses. I can cook a deadly vegetarian paella and my hobbies include solar-powered internet and, er, rooting in bins’….
Table of contents: title: Table of Contents; title: act one; title: Maxie Moon; title: Preface./The Writer /References /Glossary /Friends of the Free………………… .6; title: 1  Smashing my Aquarium...........A big, wet, pouting, splash of a kiss.............8; title: 2  Linda Leaves Home.....................-'Don't be silly, little baby, don't be bad.'-...........13; title: 3  Linda is Maxie Moon........................Running through that suddenly golden snow...........17; title: 4  Wonderful Maggie ........................-‘You can trust me, you’re my sister.’-...........25; title: 5  Barney the Play Worker................-‘Just bop Groucho Marx on the nose.’-...........32; title: 6  Testerical Morons......................... -'Now now darling, don’t get naughty and emotional.’-...........36; title: 7  Maggie's Secrets..............................She whispered something shocking in my ear.  ..........41; title: 8  Christo joins the Anarchists..................... -‘Hey here comes the old lap dog himself.’-...........48; title: 9  Sliding through Walls........................I’d just spoken the unspeakable in public..........55; title: 10 Horny, Bossy and Wild……………….….Shaking out the feathers of my wings..... ....63; title: act two; title: remaking; title: 11 Cuddly  Toys..................................Lizards hunting in orchids and twisting lilies..........70; title: 12 Macker the Magician.............. -‘I am here to astound! I am here to amaze!'- ….....77; title: 13 Maxie and Macker................. -'You’re the magic boy I found on my doorstep..'-........85; title: 14 The Ragwort Free................. -'Then I find out Maxie has you captured in her bed!'-.........92; title: 15 Homosexual Sinners.............. -‘God will not forgive you my son.’- ......96; title: 16 Spot a Shit-On....................... -‘'For this I come to see the horse’s mouth.’- …....100; title: 17 Multiple Worlds ….................-'Maybe you’re not a real man if you don’t act that way’-.......105; title: 18 Punky and Perky....................-‘There’s a fierce lot of pairing off down here tonight.'-......109; title: 19 Occupied Shoes.......................-‘Why can’t she have you as well? Oh bloody hell!’-.......114; title: 20 Gobble-de-Gook Cafe............ -‘How can it be free? It's impossible.’-..........125; title: 21 Remaking James..................-'Dangerous Anarchist Subversives.. High Value Priority'-.......133; title: 22 The Green-Air Factory...........-'That's if this contraption ever gets up.'-........143; title: 23 Rocket Homes..Away!........... -'Closing down? But how will I live?'-  .....148; title: 24 The Coppice Party..................... Ripples of  pleasure ran up and down my body.........154; title: 25 Gloria's Fine Shot.................. -'Shut up and listen you stupid cow.'-.......163; title: 26 The anti-guru Guru................ -'How to turn goatshit into Irish Whiskey!'-.......167; title: act three; title: social explosion; title: 27 Imploding Institutions...... . running and laughing down the concrete highway.........171; title: 28 'Revolution Day'...................I could hear wild cheering as the crowds merged...........183; title: 29 Lerriman's Last Plan.......-'We need them dead. Just announce they're dead.'-..........197; title: 30 Bye bye Maggie....................Being famous won't give Moonie her mama back...........199; title: 31 Dinner at the Grand..  .... -'You're a spy, man. Admit it.'-.........201; title: 32 Smash the Prison Gates. -'Also I'm thinking Maxie wanna suicide..'-..........205; title: 33 Kazoo.....................................Waves of happiness were splashing off her..........211; title: 34 Up The Cable Railway.......-'subvert them, seduce them, bamboozle them! –.........217; title: act four; title: love is a battle; title: 35 On Broken Tree Hill.............I was turning into a powerful switched-on woman.  ......222; title: 36 The Ice Queen..................-'All nature was just.. wiped out?'-........228; title: 37 Maxie's Fall..........................I settled down to spend the whole day crying.  ......234; title: 38 Macker's goats....................I really could hear bagpipes far away! .......236; title: 39 Adventure Way............... -' I hardly shave, I'm 13. My feet smell, pus squirts out.'- .........240; title: 40 Maxie Phones Home…...-'Run for your life. The monsters are in the village.'-........249; title: 41 Love is All you Need........-'Oh Lulu lululu.'- Barney gurgled, urgently........254; title: 42 Back to the City...............-'Oh my god. An unborn baby! We didn't know that.'- ........265; title: 43 Clanners Way......................It was snowing red rose petals in Foxford Bridge. ......268; title: act five; title: flight; title: 44 The Ultimatum................-'Have you ever heard of Shari Paba?'-.......275; title: 45 The Trap...........................-'Quick quick disguise me girls. The punky wig, the hat!'-.......282; title: 46 Chained to Wainy............-'Freedom for the child in your head.’-......290; title: 47 Permaculture..................... They'd finally figured out what wild is. ......300; title: 48 Killian Bate Shot Dead.......Maxie Moon.. voted 100% Bravery levels. .......309; title: 49 Bye bye Maxie.....................Flocks of dunlin and starlings, wheeling as one soul. .......311; title: 50 Free as a Bird.....................All my nerves were screaming -'You can't fly.'…......324; title: More Info. 329   Glossary.. 330  .What its about. 333  .About The Writer.334; title: Infos & Contacts .335…....References..336  Comments & Thanks.339; title: …...Friends of The Free.340 …Blog Themes.341 …....Afterword and dedication.341