The phony phone book
Subtitle: scads and oodles of new wonderful ways to answer your telephone, well calculated to earn you a reputation for originality, wittiness and a nice voice, together with hitherto-undisclosed facts about the secret history and sex life [of] your indispensable communication instrument
By: written, punctuated, and graphically enhanced (with pictures) by Milford ("Stanley") Poltroon.
Publisher: Winchester Press
Published: 1979
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 128
Subjects: Telephone etiquette -- Humor.; Telephone -- Humor.