Onion Ad Nauseam
Subtitle: Complete News Archives, Volume 13
Contributors: The Onion (Editor)
Publisher: Tandem Library
Published: September 2002
Language: eng
Format: Unknown Binding
ISBN-13: 9780613710190
Subjects: Form - Parodies; Topic - Political; Humor
First sentence: WASHINGTON, DC-Another chapter was added to the infamous history of the U.S. News &amp; World Report Mansion Saturday, when celebrity politico Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State and longtime fixture at the journalism and pleasure palace, was forcibly removed from the premises after removing his pants and drunkenly plummeting from a second-story balcony into a pool.