Soapsuds
Subtitle: A Novel
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: June 14, 2005
Language: eng
Format: Hardcover
Number of pages: 384
ISBN-13: 9780345470829
Subjects: Soap operas; Television programs; Popular American Fiction; Fiction - General; Television actors and actresses; Romance: Modern; Television actors and actresse; Fiction / General; Humorous; Fiction; Humorous fiction
First sentence: YOU'RE A VERY FORTUNATE WOMAN, Ms Merrick, the petite blonde nurse with the bouncing boobs tells me as she pushes my wheelchair down the corridor.