Homes and Other Black Holes
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: May 1, 1995
Language: eng
Format: Mass Market Paperback
Number of pages: 208
ISBN-13: 9780345394408
Subjects: Form - Essays; Humor / Essays; General; Humor
First sentence: In deciding which house to buy, the first thing you have to do is determine your Price Range, using this simple formula: 1. Take your total annual family income, including coins that have fallen behind the bureau and any projected future revenue you have been notified about via personalized letters from Mr. Ed McMahon stating that you may already have won fourteen million dollars.