Getting Stoned with Savages
Subtitle: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu
Publisher: Broadway
Published: June 13, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 256
ISBN-13: 9780767921992
Subjects: Troost, J. Maarten; Fiji; Travel; Travel - General; Vanuatu; Australia & Oceania - General; Essays & Travelogues; Travel / Essays & Travelogues; Description And Travel
First sentence: I have been called many things in my life, but if there has been but one constant, one barb, one arrow flung my way time after time, it is the accusation that I am, in essence, nothing more than an escapist.
Table of contents: title: In which the author, much to his surprise, finds himself holding down a job, a real job that could possibly lead to a career, which causes him considerable distress as he envisions his world reduced to swirling acronyms, whereupon his beguiling wife offers him another way, an escape, an alternate road, and together they decide to move to the distant islands of the South Pacific.; title: In which the author offers some interesting arcana about Vanuatu—its one-hundred-some languages, its history of cannibalism, its smoldering volcanoes—and arrives on the island of Efate, where he soon gets stuck.; title: In which the author is confounded by Port Vila, which is not at all like the South Pacific he has known—he does not, for instance, have to eat fish every day—and after dipping into the past, which strikes him as being uncannily like the present, he cannot help but feel that for the whites in Vila it's forever 1900.; title: In which the author is introduced to kava, which he likes very much, oh yes, very much indeed.; title: In which the author is reduced to a state of wondrous awe as the prime minister of Vanuatu conspires to sell his country in exchange for a ruby, a giant ruby, which curiously no one is allowed to examine.; title: In which the author ponders cannibalism and discovers that he just doesn't get it—not at all, cannot get past the icky factor—and so, left to is own devices by his beguiling wife, he decides to seek enlightenment on the island of Malekula, where until recently, within his own lifetime even, they lunched on people.; title: In which the author experiences his first cyclone, causing him to reconsider his position on Nature—whether he's for it or against it—and after a terrifying encounter with a giant centipede seems to have settled the issue, his wife gives him News, which only complicates the matter further.; title: In which the author travels to the island of Tanna, where he ascends an active volcano; witnesses the extraordinary Nekowiar ceremony, culminating with the slaughter of two hundred pigs; and meets with villagers deep within the forest who live according to the tenets of kastom, which is another word for naked.; title: In which the author arrives in Fiji and soon finds himself cavorting with prostitutes, which he acknowledges he shouldn't be doing, especially as his wife is in a family way, but seediness, as usual, has a way of finding him.; title: In which the author embraces Fijian history and culture, particularly the Fijian national rugby team, and discovers rugby to be very exciting, uplifting even, as he finds that when the national team plays, for an hour or two at least, Fiji is harmonious.; title: In which the author discovers, shortly after rising from his slumbers, that his backyard has disappeared and that it can be found residing by the shanty down the hill, leaving in its place a cavernous chasm upon which his house is delicately perched, a circumstance that provides him with one more reason to take a holiday, to get away from it all, and so with his wife he travels far, far away to Fiji—that is, the Other Fiji.; title: In which a child is born, causing much bewilderment for his parents, though fortunately they are soon set straight by Anna, who shows them how to raise a child island-style.; title: In which the author travels to Savusavu on the island of Vanua Levu, a journey that causes him to reconsider his aversion to flying, and while exploring the island he discovers that even here, in what might be called a paradise, there are many yearning for escape.; title: In which the author and his wife decide to depart the islands of the South Pacific and return to the United States, which strikes most people—even most Americans they know—as utterly insane, all things considered, but they do it anyway, because now, at last, for the first time ever, they find themselves yearning for home.; title: Author's Note; title: Acknowledgments