Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes
Subtitle: a no-bullshit guide to world mythology
By: Illustrated by Sarah E. Melville
Edition: First Edition
Publisher: the penguin group
Published: 2013
Place of publication: New York, USA
Language: eng
Format: pdf
Number of pages: 494
ISBN-13: 9781101619674
Copyright date: 2013
First sentence: Ahhh, the Greeks
dead longer than America has even existed
and still invading our lives with their myths.
Table of contents: title: TITLE PAGE; title: COPYRIGHT; title: DEDICATION; title: INTRODUCTION (Right after this table; title: of contents, dumbass.); title: GREEK; title: Cronus Likes to Eat Babies; title: Zeus Sticks It to Semele a Little Too Hard; title: King Midas Is: GOLDFINGER; title: Tiresias Is TWICE the Man/Woman; title: You’ll Ever Be; title: Narcissus Probably Should Have Just; title: Learned to Masturbate; title: Persephone Is the Mother of Inven-; title: tion . . . No, Wait . . .; title: Hephaestus Gets Dicked Around a Lot; title: Orpheus Rocks Hard; title: Friends Don’t Let Friends Bang Cows; title: NORSE; title: The Norse Are METAL; title: Thor Gets Hammered; title: Odin Gets Construction Discounts with; title: Bestiality; title: Fenrir Is a DILF; title: Sex 4 Gold; title: Thor Gets Jacked; title: All’s Well That Mimir’s Well; title: The End of the Norse World as We Know; title: It; title: EGYPTIAN; title: Ra Has Sex with Himself; title: Ra and Sekhmet, or: How Beer Saved the; title: Universe; title: Isis Has Bad Taste in Jewelry; title: Thoth Is Just Giving Out Scorpions; title: Horus Jerks Off in Set’s Salad; title: MAYAN; title: The Mayans Have the Most Brutal; title: Calendar; title: Hunahpú and Xbalanqué: ULTIMATE; title: BALLERS; title: Zipacna and the Four Hundred Boys; title: JUDEO-CHRISTIAN; title: God Makes a Lot of Stuff; title: Cain and Abel Invent the Sibling Rivalry; title: Abraham Is Totally Cool About Stabbing; title: His Kid in the Face; title: Noah Is on a BOAT; title: King Solomon and the Disposable Baby; title: HINDU; title: The Hindus Like to Chop Dudes Up; title: Shiva Cannot Be Stopped; title: Anything Kali Can Do, Shiva Can Do; title: Better; title: Ganesh Is the Very Definition of an Un-; title: planned Pregnancy; title: JAPANESE; title: Izanami Gets Real Sore; title: Susanoo Has No Idea What He’s Doing; title: Amaterasu and the Crippling Depression; title: Tanukis Have Big Balls; title: AFRICAN; title: Obatala Has a Drinking Problem; title: Local Father Discovers Immortality with; title: This One Weird Tip!; title: Eshu Elegba Is Probably the Last Dude; title: You Want Approving Your Friendship; title: CHINESE; title: Pan Gu Is a Pretty Big Dude; title: Chang’e Is a Substance Abuser; title: Fei Chang-Fang and the Poop Mystic; title: SUMERIAN; title: The Ancient Sumerians Knew How to; title: Party; title: Enki and Nimmah Party Far Too Heartily; title: Gilgamesh and Enkidu: ULTIMATE; title: BROMANCE; title: NATIVE AMERICAN; title: Wisakedjak Is Highly Irresponsible; title: Killer-of-Enemies and the International; title: House of Vaginas; title: Rabbit Takes Summer Fun to the Next; title: Level; title: The Moon Is Made of Meat; title: UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN; title: The Creation Myth . . . of AMERICA; title: John Henry Was a Steel-Drivin’ Man; title: Paul Bunyan Was a Log-Drivin’ Man; title: Pecos Bill Was a Cattle-Drivin’ Man; title: Davy Crockett Talks a Big Game; title: This Is What Tom Cruise Believes In; title: CONCLUSION: The Prevailing Creation; title: Myth; title: ABOUT THE AUTHOR