I Was a Teenage Fairy
Publisher: Tandem Library
Published: March 2001
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9780613285292
First sentence: If Los Angeles is a woman reclining billboard model with collagen-puffed lips and silicone-inflated breasts, a woman in a magenta convertible with heart-shaped sunglasses and cotton candy hair; if Los Angeles is this woman, then the San Fernando Valley is her teeny sister.