How to Quit Golf
Subtitle: A Twelve-Step Program
Publisher: Dutton Adult
Published: October 25, 2001
Language: eng
Format: Hardcover
Number of pages: 224
ISBN-13: 9780525946298
Subjects: Sports; Sports & Recreation; Golf - General; Topic - Sports; Humor / General; Humor; Golf
First sentence: Admit it, there are times on the golf course when you get so frustrated by your inability to execute the most elementary shot, that you want to rip your clothes off, run spastically down the fairway screaming obscenities at yourself, jump into a pond, climb out of the water and throw yourself into a bunker, roll around like you're breading a chicken leg, and lie there in tears, praying for crows to come and peck your eyes out so you'll have a reasonable excuse for never playing the game again.