Football wit
By: Aubrey Malone
Publisher: Summersdale
Published: 2008
Place of publication: Chichester
Language: eng
Number of pages: 255
ISBN-13: 9780857656278; 9780857655677; 9781840246711
Subjects: Topic; English wit and humor; Humor; HUMOR; Soccer; Quotations, maxims; Sports
Description: HUMOUR. When you're done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, "Football Wit" will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way. Because at the end of the day, there's nothing quite like a funny football one-liner.
Notes: Cover subtitle: Quips and quotes for the football fanatic.
Table of contents: title: Cover; Copyright; Contents; Editor's Note; Can You Manage It?; Ignorance is Bliss; Whistle-stop Tours; Fanning the Flames; Creative Mathematics; A Blood Sport; Time's Winged Chariot; A Safe Pair of Hands?; Identity Crises; International Duty; Six of the Best; Injury Time; Club Life; Bottling It; Crystal Balls; Let Me Rephrase That; Kiss and Tell; Strategic Skills; Appearance Issues; The Life of Brian; Winner Takes All; In a Manner of Speaking; God Complexes; Goals, Goals, Goals; WAGs' Tales; Survival of the Fittest; Unsavoury Comparisons; Born to Lose; Quick on the Uptake; The Money Men.; title: A Little Bit of IrelandAiming Below the Belt; The World at Their Feet; Mea Culpa; Keeping Up With Jones; Make Your Mind Up; Difficult Bodily Manoeuvres; Press Ganged; The Boardroom Boys.