How to feel manly in a minivan
By: Craig Boreth.
Edition: 1st St. Martin's Griffin ed.
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 2007
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9780312363123
Subjects: Fatherhood; Fathers -- Psychology; Husbands -- Psychology; Parenting; Pregnancy; Father and infant
Table of contents: title: How to abandon your entire existence; title: How to reinforce the delusion that you're ready; title: How to have sex for procreation : part 1 : preparation; title: How to have sex for procreation : part 2 : doing the deed; title: How a baby is like a pet or a college roommate; title: Interesting "facts" you can say you read in a book; title: How to react to the news; title: Things to do the moment you find out she's pregnant; title: How to be useless; title: How to be useful; title: How to help her get off the sauce; title: Head on down to the big queasy; title: How to avoid sympathy pains; title: How to embrace the baby shower for fun and profit; title: How to satisfy her every craving; title: How to make sure you win the name game; title: Getting fit for fatherhood; title: Oy, your aching back; title: How to avoid the new father 15; title: How to remain conscious during delivery; title: How to accept that the first few weeks totally suck; title: Things to never do after the baby arrives; title: How to change diapers : the taming of the poo; title: How to survive the crying game; title: How to find everything funny (even the really gross stuff); title: How to relieve post pater depression; title: How to become a zen master daddy; title: How to tell pushy parents where to stick their advice; title: How to maintain the illusion of control; title: How to make sure the baby says "daddy" first; title: How to remain sane when flying with a baby; title: How to protect your stuff (and the baby, too); title: How to see your wife as a MILF; title: How to get that #%&%$ song out of your head; title: How to use the baby to get away with just about anything; title: How to feel manly in a minivan; title: How to not blather on and on about your kid; title: Epilogue: How to celebrate the kid's 1st birthday right.