How to get fired!
Subtitle: the new employee's guide to perpetual unemployment
By: Jeff Havens
Publisher: Big Pow! Books
Published: 2010
Place of publication: [Madison, Wis.]
Language: eng
Number of pages: 266
ISBN-13: 9780984302208
Subjects: Unemployment; Humor; Career development; Corporate culture
Description: "Would you rather play video games and update your Facebook profile than suffer through a lifetime of stable employment? Then you need How to Get Fired!, the only book guaranteed to ensure you will never become a productive member of society A satirical masterpiece, How to Get Fired! will introduce you to the Four Pillars of Poverty and will encourage you to do all of the top ten actions that most commonly lead to getting fired, including: Dressing Like a Failure! ; Treating Your Job Like College! ; Outsourcing Blame! ; And so much more! Hilarious, informative, timely and relevant, How to Get Fired! is essential reading for everyone about to take that first plunge into the job market, not to mention any employees who wish to remind themselves of some of their less-than-ideal former coworkers"--Page 4 of cover.
Notes: Includes bibliographical references.
Table of contents: title: Preface: Why you should read this book --; title: Fake your resume --; title: The 'Fired!' attire: ruminations on dress --; title: The not-quite-eight habits of highly defective people --; title: Treat your job like college --; title: The internet --; title: Cocaine, meth, and other things to put in your coffee --; title: Flaunt your intolerance --; title: Gossip 101 --; title: Whining, grumbling, petty complaints-- and don't forget groupwork --; title: When all else fails, sexual harassment --; title: What you really need to know.