Life & Everything Too
Subtitle: Stories, Essays and Observations
Publisher: Warped Mind Press
Published: 2012
Format: Trade Paperback
Number of pages: 250
ISBN-13: 9781622250189
Description: Stories, essays and observations from over ten years of writing for online publications.
Table of contents: label: ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
title: i; label: Incorrigible
title: 1; label: Operation Praying Mantis
title: 3; label: Dysfunctional Thanksgiving
title: 7; label: Dinner in Thailand
title: 9; label: Skywalker
title: 11; label: Fate and Ice Cream
title: 15; label: Running a Role Playing Game
title: 19; label: Surviving Boot Camp
title: 23; label: Annoying the Chief
title: 27; label: That Awful Taste
title: 29; label: Skaters in the Pool
title: 31; label: Volume of Stuff
title: 33; label: Naked Teenaged Girl
title: 35; label: Black Silk Underwear
title: 37; label: An Older Woman
title: 39; label: Thai Karaoke Girl
title: 41; label: Soi Cowboy
title: 45; label: Patpong District
title: 47; label: No Guns for Minors
title: 49; label: Hate the Americans
title: 51; label: Samantha’s Virginity
title: 53; label: The Girl I Never Slept With
title: 55; label: Visiting the Goat
title: 57; label: The Greek Goddess
title: 59; label: The Dead Body
title: 61; label: I Sold My Comics
title: 63; label: She Pays the Bills
title: 65; label: Blessed by Monks
title: 67; label: Becoming a Dad
title: 69; label: Men Fix Things
title: 71; label: Crap Migrates
title: 73; label: Trust
title: 75; label: Mighty Hunters
title: 77; label: Comes the Dealer
title: 79; label: Vibrator Shopping
title: 81; label: A Gift of Ben-Wa Balls
title: 83; label: Introducing Youself to the Large-Breasted Woman
title: 85; label: NYC Tourists
title: 89; label: Gun Safety
title: 91; label: Navy Newbie Jokes
title: 93; label: Florida Voter Humor
title: 95; label: Quotes From Sleeping People
title: 97; label: Tickets to Rush
title: 99; label: Sweet Dreams
title: 101; label: Veterans
title: 103; label: Can You Make Someone Love You?
title: 105; label: I Know You Are, But What Am I?
title: 107; label: Christmas Party Blues
title: 109; label: Suicidal Armadillos
title: 111; label: Hands of an Idiot
title: 113; label: Flight Quarters
title: 115; label: My Roommates Have Ordered Throwing Stars
title: 117; label: Diesel in a Petrol Car
title: 119; label: Things You Don’t Tell Your Kids
title: 121; label: For Christmas, I Made My Mother Cry
title: 123; label: Can You Fall in Love?
title: 125; label: Airport Security
title: 127; label: Adventures on a US Nuclear Base
title: 129; label: Close Encounters with LSD
title: 131; label: Literary Destruction
title: 135; label: How to Bullshit a Term Paper
title: 137; label: Felt Like a Heart Attack
title: 139; label: Wild Goose Feast
title: 143; label: Mouse Wars
title: 145; label: A Note to the Scumbag
title: 149; label: Damn Cute Dog
title: 151; label: The Boy Who Was Picked Last
title: 153; label: Stupid Americans
title: 155; label: You Can’t Go Home
title: 157; label: Gay Day at the San Diego Zoo
title: 159; label: Plastic Has Memory
title: 161; label: Please, No Children!
title: 165; label: Patented Look of Death
title: 167; label: The Eggman
title: 169; label: American Terrorist
title: 171; label: How Do You Learn to Kiss?
title: 173; label: Girls are Interesting
title: 175; label: The Lucky End of a Weapon
title: 177; label: Phone Sex
title: 181; label: Am I a Hacker?
title: 183; label: Monotonous
title: 187; label: She’s Wearing My Towel
title: 189; label: Screeching Tree Snakes
title: 191; label: Interviewing Tips
title: 193; label: Modifying Music
title: 195; label: Conspiracy Theorists
title: 197; label: Bad Roommates
title: 199; label: No, I Won’t Fix Your Computer
title: 201; label: Polydactyl Cats
title: 203; label: Everyone Eats
title: 205; label: Depleted Uranium Rounds
title: 207; label: Jedi Mind Reading
title: 209; label: Bad Dope Dealer
title: 211; label: How Many Partners Have You Had?
title: 213; label: The Days of Wonder Have Come at Last
title: 215; label: Where’s Prince Charming?
title: 217; label: Ant Wars
title: 219; label: The Iliad by Homer Simpson
title: 221; label: Shit River
title: 227; label: The Walking Man
title: 229; label: Louis Prima
title: 233; label: Florence Bush
title: 235; label: A Mythological Coup
title: 237; label: Epicurus
title: 239; label: Ring of Gyges
title: 241; label: Skinning a Rattlesnake
title: 243; label: Five Cent Cigars
title: 245