I Got Stinky Feet
Edition: First
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: February, 2002
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 272
ISBN-13: 9780759649170
Subjects: General & Literary Fiction; General; Fiction; Fiction - General
First sentence: It was to be the greatest trip and adventure ever in the history of ever. No doubt about it. My buddy Dave said so. It would top anything that Moses or Columbus or the astronauts or the apostles or our buddy Frank, who once took a train to Wisconsin, ever did. Every instant of it would be crammed with excitement, danger and adventure. There would be no stopping, no slowing, no boredom, no standing still. Every day would be a tree-bending, window-busting, basement-flooding thunderstorm and hurricane of the mind.
Description: They would save the wicked from the pious, the rich from the poor, torch the rain forests, scar the tundra, confront sleazeballs and tie a thousand times over if necessary. Yes, blowhard Dave and his loyal companion Dennis are off on the nuttiest and wildest adventure ever in the history of ever: a cross-country motorcycle trip begun from the first day of winter from the frozen Midwest. In Volume One of this epic adventure these two adventurers dig up graves, escape from car-trunk brain surgeons, slaughter deserving idiots and wreak physical and emotional havoc on a nationwide scale. I Got Stinky Feet is a wonderful mix of slapstick comedy and knife-edge satire that shreds the world's snobs, slobs, losers and idiots. The book is beautifully illustrated with 40 pen-and-ink drawings by artist Dan Florentino.