Elvis, the Turnip, and Me (Zack Files)
Publisher: Tandem Library; Turtleback
Published: October 1999
Language: eng
Format: School & Library Binding
ISBN-13: 9780613115117
Subjects: Horror & Ghost Stories; Humorous Stories; Children's Books/Ages 9-12 Fiction; Fiction; Supernatural; Turnips; Children: Grades 2-3
First sentence: Has anything ever talked to you that wasn't a person?