Boogers Are My Beat
Subtitle: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism!
Edition: 1 edition
Publisher: Thorndike Press
Published: March 2, 2004
Language: eng
Format: Hardcover
Number of pages: 359
ISBN-13: 9780786261932
Subjects: Humor; Form - Essays; Fiction; General; American wit and humor; Large type books
First sentence: Before I analyze the presidential election, I want to make a statement, on behalf of South Florida, to the state and local candidates who ran all those TV ads, especially Elaine Bloom, Clay Shaw, Bill McCoIlum, and Bill Nelson: We hope that you and all your media advisers rot in Campaign Hell, okay?