How To Screw Up Your Kids
Subtitle: Blended Families, Blendered Style
Publisher: SkipJack Publishing
Published: 2012
Place of publication: Houston, USA
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 298
ISBN-13: 9781476331225
Table of contents: title: Chapter One: Despite Our Best Efforts.; title: Chapter Two: How did the Bradys do it?; title: Chapter Three: Blendering.; title: Chapter Four: It’s the Maine thing.; title: Chapter Five: Trippin’ the Light Fantastic.; title: Chapter Six: Speed Bumps in the Yellow Brick Road.; title: Chapter Seven: I ain’t no freakin’ nurturer.; title: Chapter Eight: My stepdad is my hero.; title: Chapter Nine: Homicide: 22 Unnamed Victims.; title: Chapter Ten: Family Killing Spree Continues.; title: Chapter Eleven: Serial Killer; title: Chapter Twelve: Year One: Becoming Momela.; title: Chapter Thirteen: The Last of the Cupcakes.; title: Chapter Fourteen: The 3/5 Rule.; title: Chapter Fifteen: Shotgun Wedding.; title: Chapter Sixteen: This stepmom thing takes resolve.; title: Chapter Seventeen: Leaving Annaly.; title: Chapter Eighteen: I’m pretty sure this is inappropriate.; title: Chapter Nineteen: Textation.; title: Chapter Twenty: A family that sweats together gets together.; title: Chapter Twenty-one: We ain’t no Jackson Five, but we try.; title: Chapter Twenty-two: What’s for dinner?; title: Chapter Twenty-three: Unfriending.; title: Chapter Twenty-four: I am the Swami.; title: Chapter Twenty-five: Take your head out of the sand.; title: Chapter Twenty-six: A Tiny Token of My Devotion.; title: Chapter Twenty-seven: Would I lie to you?.; title: Chapter Twenty-eight: Truth or Consequences.; title: Chapter Twenty-nine: Don’t bury the hatchet in your ex’s back.; title: Chapter Thirty: This hurts me more than it hurts you.; title: Chapter Thirty-one: For the Love of Susanne.; title: Chapter Thirty-two: The Whispering Hutchins.; title: Chapter Thirty-three: In Praise of Swim Teams and Stepdaughters.; title: Chapter Thirty-four: Schoolworkin’; title: Chapter Thirty-five: Chronicles of Thanksgiving.; title: Chapter Thirty-six: Poetic Justice.; title: Chapter Thirty-seven: Rockin’ ‘n’ Rollin’; title: Chapter Thirty-eight: 13,161 Feet High.; title: Chapter Thirty-nine: Refrigerated Child Porn.; title: Chapter Forty: Wutliss.; title: Chapter Forty-one: Dear Tim Tebow, Only you can save my daughter.; title: Chapter Forty-Two: There Once Was a Man From Nantucket; title: Chapter Forty-three: Waffling.; title: Chapter Forty-four: I cannot tell a lie.; title: Chapter Forty-five: And this explains why our daughter ends up an exotic dancer who tells her therapist, “It’s all my mother’s fault.”; title: Chapter Forty-six: Leaving a Piece of Our Hearts in Colorado.; title: Chapter Forty-seven: All Blendered