None of your Business
Publisher: Lulu Enterprises, UK Ltd
Published: March 2, 2007
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 352
ISBN-13: 9781847531698
Subjects: Modern fiction; General; Fiction / General; Fiction; Fiction - General
First sentence: Interview Phase I

It wasn’t an unpleasant room. It was shirt-stickingly hot outside, and the grime that wasn’t sluiced away by the constant sweaty streams running over the skin felt dirty and gritty as it gathered here and there, a persistent reminder to scratch at the body and pluck at the clothing, but it was cool in here.
Description: Johnson soon found out that the corporate world involved too many things that didn't have anything to do with work at all. Things like company 'fun days', outward bound team-building events, psychometric testing, diversity audits, motivational tools and other associated bulls**t. None of your Business is a comic novel which features a rich succession of incompetents, bullies, oddballs and idiots who lead to Johnson becoming increasingly unhinged and reckless. As disillusion takes a grip, Johnson's thoughts turn to revenge. Although Philip Bryer has experienced some success as a freelance contributor to magazines, this is his first novel.
Notes: Hugely funny. As someone said - Like a cross between Withnail and Tom Sharpe.