I hate everyone, except you
By: Clinton Kelly
Edition: First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Publisher: Gallery Books
Published: 2017
Language: eng
Number of pages: 226
ISBN-13: 9781476776934; 9781476776941
Subjects: Television personalities; Biography
Description: A collection of essays by the moderator of "The Chew" charts his journey from a misfit youth to an awkward adult, exploring his haphazard experiences with 1980s porn, New Jersey's premiere water parks, his sister's cheerleading endeavors, and a life-threatening mud bath.
Table of contents: title: Kamikaze; title: Brilliant ideas; title: Auditions, the universe, and other whatnot; title: Memorizing porn; title: Turd in the punchbowl; title: Freakin' fabulous, the sitcom; title: The switch; title: Clinton for president!; title: You young, me restless; title: Textbook penis; title: Stockholm syndrome; title: The way it went; title: I'm waiting; title: Your a psychopath; title: Salad days; title: Rich and famous; title: Afterword.