And Other Tirades
Contributors: Chris Simmons (Editor, Illustrator)
Edition: 1st Edition edition
Publisher: Monstaar Media
Published: September 25, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Perfect Paperback
Number of pages: 130
ISBN-13: 9781424320875
Subjects: Literature & Fiction
First sentence: LOW  PITAL
4 march 1994  1.20p
I was in the hospital.  It was my third and last day.  I of course, was looking quite forward to leaving the dusty smelling place.  
The joint had run out of toothpaste so I couldn’t brush my teeth for the three days, not that there was anything in them as I was allowed only water and a cube of bland jus d'orange.
My only visitor was a man who gets money for such visits.
Lonely in my head was the terrible memory of my own Aunty Anny running me down with her car.  Waiting for me to disembark my train, she fell into a blank stare.  And in one of those fatal moments, her foot absently tickled the gas just as I was walking round front of the wretched metal beast and it ate me.  Initially, I couldn’t help but be mad as a hatter at'er, but I soon forgave.  For she was the one who taught me how to live, to breathe, to shit in the right place, to fuck, to eat pussy, everything.  “Put your hand there mister, enjoy!”
Should I kill Aunty Anny, or should I bring her flowers?  
She hadn’t visited me once since she put me here.  
I asked her to bring me toothpaste.  Fuck, I would have EATEN toothpaste.  I would have had the toothbrush for desert, bristle by bristle.  I had plenty of water and this Joo D’orange of theirs to wash it down with.
I also had plenty of heroin.  Every few hours I’d drag along my little friend the IV contraption and go fix myself in the bathroom.  "Just me and my IV!", I’d sing to the tune of some commercial.
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