The grass is always greener over the septic tank
By: Erma Bombeck
Publisher: Fawcett
Published: 1976
Place of publication: Greenwich, Conn
Language: eng
Number of pages: 255
ISBN-13: 9780449240281
Subjects: Housewives; Wit and humor; Humor
Description: The truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway, and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.